WEBVTT X-TIMESTAMP-MAP=MPEGTS:900000, LOCAL:00:00:00.000 1 00:00:04.410 --> 00:00:04.948 Discovery Education: The following 2 00:00:05.448 --> 00:00:06.710 presentation is brought to you by Discovery 3 00:00:07.210 --> 00:00:07.837 Education, 4 00:00:08.337 --> 00:00:09.260 leading the world of digital and 5 00:00:09.760 --> 00:00:11.500 video learning. 6 00:00:11.505 --> 00:00:12.545 Discovery Education, 7 00:00:13.450 --> 00:00:16.495 connect to a world of learning. 8 00:00:29.532 --> 00:00:30.432 Kakapupahet: You have interrupted our 9 00:00:30.932 --> 00:00:33.952 sacred game! Explain yourselves! 10 00:00:34.452 --> 00:00:34.922 Fred: You heard him, Joe! 11 00:00:35.422 --> 00:00:36.550 Explain yourself! 12 00:00:36.555 --> 00:00:37.583 Joe: Explain myself? 13 00:00:38.830 --> 00:00:39.520 You?re the one who threw the air ball! 14 00:00:40.200 --> 00:00:40.602 Kakapupahet: I say again! 15 00:00:41.102 --> 00:00:42.522 Reveal your purpose to the divine 16 00:00:43.220 --> 00:00:45.448 lord of Chichen Itza! 17 00:00:45.948 --> 00:00:47.387 Fred: Chicken Pizza? 18 00:00:47.887 --> 00:00:49.592 Sam: No, Chichen Itza! 19 00:00:50.920 --> 00:00:52.383 We just barged into a Mayan Ring Ball game! 20 00:00:52.883 --> 00:00:54.543 We?re in major trouble! 21 00:00:55.430 --> 00:00:56.388 Enough chatter! Kakapupahet demands 22 00:00:56.888 --> 00:00:58.433 an answer! 23 00:00:58.933 --> 00:01:00.952 Joe: No way! Did he just say 24 00:01:01.452 --> 00:01:03.288 Sam and Fred: Kakapupuhead! 25 00:01:03.788 --> 00:01:04.377 Joe: We knew we were in 26 00:01:04.877 --> 00:01:05.337 a life or death situation, 27 00:01:05.837 --> 00:01:08.255 so that?s how we managed not to laugh; 28 00:01:08.755 --> 00:01:09.640 for like two seconds! 29 00:01:10.140 --> 00:01:11.857 Trio: Hahaha! 30 00:01:12.357 --> 00:01:13.630 Joe: That?s the worst one yet! 31 00:01:13.563 --> 00:01:15.630 Trio: Hahaha! 32 00:01:15.563 --> 00:01:17.655 Kakapupahet: That?s right! Laugh. 33 00:01:18.155 --> 00:01:20.608 It is a good thing to air out the lungs; 34 00:01:21.108 --> 00:01:22.360 before you die! 35 00:01:22.860 --> 00:01:25.663 Sam: Huh? 36 00:01:26.163 --> 00:01:28.168 [Song] Be careful what you wish for! 37 00:01:28.668 --> 00:01:28.703 Go! 38 00:01:29.203 --> 00:01:31.775 There they go, 39 00:01:32.275 --> 00:01:34.993 three boys surfing on the time continuum. 40 00:01:35.493 --> 00:01:38.185 There they go, 41 00:01:38.685 --> 00:01:39.647 Green mist fills the air, 42 00:01:40.147 --> 00:01:41.688 the book can take them anywhere! 43 00:01:54.200 --> 00:01:54.300 Go! 44 00:01:54.697 --> 00:01:57.405 There they go, 45 00:01:57.905 --> 00:01:58.782 three girls warping time 46 00:01:59.282 --> 00:02:00.413 it's 2105. 47 00:02:00.913 --> 00:02:03.708 There they go, 48 00:02:04.208 --> 00:02:04.885 you can catch a ride 49 00:02:05.385 --> 00:02:06.472 with the Time Warp Trio. 50 00:02:06.972 --> 00:02:10.173 Go! 51 00:02:10.673 --> 00:02:21.823 Traveling through history 52 00:02:22.323 --> 00:02:23.743 with the Time Warp Trio. 53 00:02:24.243 --> 00:02:28.142 Go! 54 00:02:28.642 --> 00:02:30.622 Joe: Okay. So before Kaka, whatever, 55 00:02:31.122 --> 00:02:32.670 told us his game was sacred, 56 00:02:33.170 --> 00:02:35.438 we were playing our own sacred game, 57 00:02:35.938 --> 00:02:36.238 called 58 00:02:36.738 --> 00:02:38.767 Fred: H O R S E 59 00:02:39.267 --> 00:02:41.130 Joe: We know how to spell horse, Fred. 60 00:02:41.630 --> 00:02:42.203 Fred: You may know how to spell, 61 00:02:42.703 --> 00:02:45.128 but you sure don?t know how to shoot. 62 00:02:45.628 --> 00:02:47.398 Fred: Hello? Earth to Sam! 63 00:02:47.898 --> 00:02:48.613 You?re doodling on the court. 64 00:02:49.113 --> 00:02:50.862 Sam: I?m not doodling! I?m keeping score! 65 00:02:51.362 --> 00:02:52.130 In Mayan. 66 00:02:52.513 --> 00:02:53.767 Fred: Oh, Mayan. Of course! 67 00:02:54.267 --> 00:02:57.127 Don?t let me disturb your work. 68 00:02:57.627 --> 00:02:58.607 Sam? That was a joke. 69 00:02:59.107 --> 00:02:59.703 Sam: Hey! Did you know that the Maya 70 00:03:00.203 --> 00:03:00.935 only needed three symbols 71 00:03:01.435 --> 00:03:02.232 for all their numbers? 72 00:03:02.732 --> 00:03:03.807 A dot, a line, and a 73 00:03:04.307 --> 00:03:05.190 Fred: Fine! Don?t move! 74 00:03:05.690 --> 00:03:06.893 I?ll just do my over the dorkus, 75 00:03:07.393 --> 00:03:09.530 one bounce off the backboard, shot. 76 00:03:09.553 --> 00:03:09.747 Sam: Except they all 77 00:03:10.247 --> 00:03:10.478 Hey! 78 00:03:10.978 --> 00:03:12.287 Ow! 79 00:03:12.787 --> 00:03:13.802 Joe: Nice! You should?ve called it an 80 00:03:14.302 --> 00:03:16.278 under the net, hit the backpack shot. 81 00:03:16.778 --> 00:03:17.758 What? 82 00:03:18.258 --> 00:03:18.672 Aah! 83 00:03:19.172 --> 00:03:19.847 Quick! Maybe if you make a shot, 84 00:03:20.347 --> 00:03:21.243 it?ll reverse the reaction! 85 00:03:21.743 --> 00:03:23.690 Fred: Got it! 86 00:03:24.190 --> 00:03:27.105 Trio: No! 87 00:03:27.605 --> 00:03:28.665 Joe: So yeah, the book could?ve sent us 88 00:03:29.165 --> 00:03:30.100 to a Knicks-Lakers game, 89 00:03:30.510 --> 00:03:30.928 but no, 90 00:03:31.428 --> 00:03:32.528 it had to send us to 91 00:03:33.280 --> 00:03:33.442 Kakapupahet: The battle between 92 00:03:33.942 --> 00:03:34.688 day and night! 93 00:03:35.188 --> 00:03:37.658 That is the game you have disrupted! 94 00:03:38.158 --> 00:03:38.408 Kill them! 95 00:03:38.908 --> 00:03:39.137 Sam: Wait, wait! 96 00:03:39.637 --> 00:03:41.327 Is that the game you play on 97 00:03:41.827 --> 00:03:42.297 the equinox? 98 00:03:42.797 --> 00:03:43.952 When day and night are the same length? 99 00:03:44.452 --> 00:03:45.187 Mayan 1: Do you have knowledge 100 00:03:45.687 --> 00:03:46.568 of the calendar? 101 00:03:47.680 --> 00:03:47.817 Sam: Enough to know that if today is 102 00:03:48.317 --> 00:03:49.730 March 19, like it is back home, 103 00:03:50.230 --> 00:03:51.750 you?re playing two days early. 104 00:03:52.250 --> 00:03:53.648 Mayan 1: But my lord, 105 00:03:54.148 --> 00:03:56.790 You said today was the day for the game. 106 00:03:57.290 --> 00:03:58.337 You insisted that we play, 107 00:03:58.837 --> 00:04:01.538 even though the king has not returned from 108 00:04:02.380 --> 00:04:02.313 Kakapupahet: Silence! 109 00:04:02.813 --> 00:04:04.900 Are you going to listen to three whining, 110 00:04:04.590 --> 00:04:06.745 sniveling, snot-nosed boys? 111 00:04:07.245 --> 00:04:08.970 Mayan 1: But my lord, 112 00:04:08.597 --> 00:04:09.610 if they know of the equinox, 113 00:04:10.110 --> 00:04:13.138 they must be royal astronomers. 114 00:04:13.638 --> 00:04:15.225 Kakapupahet: Perhaps you?re right! 115 00:04:15.725 --> 00:04:17.383 Do you know how to read the calendar? 116 00:04:17.883 --> 00:04:19.525 Joe: Uh, calendar, comics, cereal boxes. 117 00:04:20.250 --> 00:04:20.888 You name it, we can read it! 118 00:04:21.388 --> 00:04:23.288 In fact, it was a book with a blue cover 119 00:04:23.788 --> 00:04:26.457 that brought us here. 120 00:04:26.957 --> 00:04:27.385 Kakapupahet: If you are not only 121 00:04:27.885 --> 00:04:29.313 astronomers, but scribes, 122 00:04:29.813 --> 00:04:30.685 then we are deeply honored 123 00:04:31.185 --> 00:04:31.970 by your presence. 124 00:04:32.470 --> 00:04:34.640 We will make sure you stay alive. 125 00:04:35.140 --> 00:04:35.640 Fred: Now you?re talking! 126 00:04:36.140 --> 00:04:38.802 Kakapupahet: As prisoners of war! 127 00:04:39.302 --> 00:04:40.547 We will use your special blood to 128 00:04:41.470 --> 00:04:42.610 invoke the gods. 129 00:04:43.110 --> 00:04:44.402 A cup of it for weddings, 130 00:04:44.902 --> 00:04:47.500 a bucket for the holidays. 131 00:04:48.000 --> 00:04:48.452 Sam: Oh, great! 132 00:04:48.952 --> 00:04:49.243 Kakapupahet: Yes! 133 00:04:49.743 --> 00:04:52.315 You have a glorious life ahead of you. 134 00:04:52.815 --> 00:04:55.115 Take them away! 135 00:04:55.615 --> 00:04:59.410 Crowd: Whoa! 136 00:04:59.910 --> 00:05:00.420 Fred: Hey! 137 00:05:00.542 --> 00:05:04.947 I was wondering what happened to my shot! 138 00:05:05.447 --> 00:05:06.907 [Applause] 139 00:05:07.407 --> 00:05:08.380 Joe: Wow! A thousand year long, 140 00:05:08.880 --> 00:05:10.218 across the continent, bank shot! 141 00:05:10.718 --> 00:05:12.843 That?s definitely a three-pointer! 142 00:05:13.343 --> 00:05:23.500 [Applause] 143 00:05:24.000 --> 00:05:25.750 Mayan 2: Is that your ball? 144 00:05:25.575 --> 00:05:26.932 Joe: Yeah. See, we?re not so much 145 00:05:27.432 --> 00:05:28.610 scribes and astronomers as 146 00:05:29.110 --> 00:05:30.315 Fred: Famous ball players! 147 00:05:30.815 --> 00:05:31.995 Joe: Here to demonstrate new shots 148 00:05:32.495 --> 00:05:34.675 in the battle between day and night! 149 00:05:35.175 --> 00:05:37.178 [Applause] 150 00:05:37.678 --> 00:05:38.235 Fred: Set me up for an alley-oop! 151 00:05:38.735 --> 00:05:40.932 Sam: Haven?t you noticed that the uh, 152 00:05:41.432 --> 00:05:43.540 the hoop is sideways? 153 00:05:44.400 --> 00:05:44.523 Joe: Keep it up, guys! 154 00:05:45.230 --> 00:05:45.587 If we win over the crowd, 155 00:05:46.870 --> 00:05:47.708 there?s no way Kaka can drain our blood. 156 00:05:48.208 --> 00:05:53.338 [Applause] 157 00:05:53.838 --> 00:05:54.915 Kakapupahet: So, I cannot imprison 158 00:05:55.415 --> 00:05:57.350 such talented ball players. 159 00:05:57.535 --> 00:06:00.980 You are destined for better things, it seems. 160 00:06:01.480 --> 00:06:03.150 Follow me! 161 00:06:14.282 --> 00:06:14.885 Mayan 1: That?s what happens to 162 00:06:15.385 --> 00:06:18.470 the captains of the losing team. 163 00:06:18.970 --> 00:06:19.485 Sam: Ugh. Talk about 164 00:06:19.985 --> 00:06:23.350 sudden-death overtime! 165 00:06:23.850 --> 00:06:28.270 Girl: Nice shot! 166 00:06:28.770 --> 00:06:36.222 [Applause] 167 00:06:36.722 --> 00:06:37.213 Joe: Can you believe it? 168 00:06:37.713 --> 00:06:40.470 A time warp where we?re actually heroes! 169 00:06:40.547 --> 00:06:41.182 Kakapupahet: Heroes who are about 170 00:06:41.682 --> 00:06:43.655 to receive their just reward. 171 00:06:44.155 --> 00:06:44.582 This way! 172 00:06:45.820 --> 00:06:50.855 [Applause] 173 00:06:51.355 --> 00:06:53.807 Fred: Ugh, ugh. Forget the reward! 174 00:06:54.307 --> 00:06:55.390 I?ll settle for a soda. 175 00:06:55.890 --> 00:06:58.183 Joe: Nothing like climbing a hundred 176 00:06:58.683 --> 00:07:01.127 steps to get a reward. 177 00:07:01.627 --> 00:07:02.855 Sam: No. It?s ninety one, actually. 178 00:07:03.355 --> 00:07:05.280 See? It?s a calendar thing. 179 00:07:05.780 --> 00:07:08.863 Four sides, times ninety one, equals 364. 180 00:07:09.363 --> 00:07:10.550 So, the last step is 181 00:07:10.555 --> 00:07:14.630 Joe: The number of days in the year? Cool! 182 00:07:14.563 --> 00:07:15.983 Kakapupahet: Citizens of Chichen Itza, 183 00:07:16.483 --> 00:07:17.558 Fred: Get him! Who?s he talking to? 184 00:07:18.580 --> 00:07:19.215 Sam: Them! These pyramids were built 185 00:07:19.715 --> 00:07:21.215 so they can hear everything he?s saying. 186 00:07:21.715 --> 00:07:22.405 Fred: No way! 187 00:07:22.905 --> 00:07:23.200 Sam: Yes way! 188 00:07:23.700 --> 00:07:24.777 Fred: So they can hear what I?m saying? 189 00:07:25.277 --> 00:07:25.583 No way! 190 00:07:26.830 --> 00:07:26.320 Sam: Yes way! 191 00:07:26.820 --> 00:07:27.120 Fred: No way! 192 00:07:27.620 --> 00:07:29.495 [Yes way!] 193 00:07:29.995 --> 00:07:31.802 Kakapupahet: As I was saying, 194 00:07:32.302 --> 00:07:33.582 three strangers have come to us 195 00:07:34.820 --> 00:07:35.718 like an unexplained star. 196 00:07:36.218 --> 00:07:36.775 Joe: Sam, Fred, look! 197 00:07:37.275 --> 00:07:37.590 Sam: Is that our book? 198 00:07:38.900 --> 00:07:41.232 Joe: It must be our reward. 199 00:07:41.732 --> 00:07:44.967 Okay, green mist! Take us away! 200 00:07:45.467 --> 00:07:48.775 Joe: It?s not working! Why isn?t it working? 201 00:07:49.275 --> 00:07:50.550 Kakapupahet: It is written that three 202 00:07:50.555 --> 00:07:52.982 strange ball players will come. 203 00:07:53.482 --> 00:07:54.960 And here it says, they will be 204 00:07:55.460 --> 00:07:58.767 a perfect sacrifice for the best harvest ever. 205 00:07:59.267 --> 00:07:59.367 Sam: What? 206 00:07:59.763 --> 00:07:59.880 Joe: He?s making that up! 207 00:08:00.380 --> 00:08:01.520 Fred: That?s our book. 208 00:08:02.200 --> 00:08:05.700 See? This clearly says four snakes 209 00:08:05.507 --> 00:08:07.798 ate hats on the monkey table. 210 00:08:08.298 --> 00:08:09.135 Nothing about sacrifices. 211 00:08:09.635 --> 00:08:09.870 Joe: What? 212 00:08:10.370 --> 00:08:11.407 It?s written in Mayan! 213 00:08:11.907 --> 00:08:14.470 Bring the ceremonial blade 214 00:08:14.547 --> 00:08:15.273 Sam: Oh, no, no! 215 00:08:15.773 --> 00:08:17.775 But we?re not worthy enough! 216 00:08:18.275 --> 00:08:19.375 We could mess up your harvest! 217 00:08:19.875 --> 00:08:20.970 Fred: Yeah! 218 00:08:20.597 --> 00:08:23.700 I haven?t brushed my teeth for a week! 219 00:08:23.507 --> 00:08:24.913 Kakapupahet: All Kukulcan feathered 220 00:08:25.413 --> 00:08:28.398 serpents to whom we dedicate this 221 00:08:28.898 --> 00:08:29.990 Mayan 1: Hey, lord? 222 00:08:30.490 --> 00:08:32.257 The king is our connection to the gods. 223 00:08:32.757 --> 00:08:33.672 Until he returns, 224 00:08:34.172 --> 00:08:35.657 I really don?t think these boys 225 00:08:36.157 --> 00:08:38.248 should be sacrificed. 226 00:08:38.748 --> 00:08:41.272 Kakapupahet: Fine. We will let the gods 227 00:08:41.772 --> 00:08:45.215 decide if they live or die. 228 00:08:48.965 --> 00:08:52.230 Day becomes night. Night is the jaguar. 229 00:08:52.523 --> 00:08:54.615 The jaguar will decide their fate. 230 00:08:55.115 --> 00:08:56.632 Sam: What does he mean night is the jaguar? 231 00:08:57.132 --> 00:08:58.400 That?s a metaphor, right? 232 00:08:58.540 --> 00:08:59.977 Joe: Right! That?s a metaphor for 233 00:09:00.477 --> 00:09:00.715 when night comes, 234 00:09:01.215 --> 00:09:02.575 we?ll be eaten by a jaguar! 235 00:09:03.750 --> 00:09:04.120 Kakapupahet: At first return of the sun, 236 00:09:04.620 --> 00:09:06.377 if this trio is still alive, 237 00:09:06.877 --> 00:09:08.455 we?ll know the Jaguar god favors 238 00:09:08.955 --> 00:09:10.832 the king instead of me. 239 00:09:11.332 --> 00:09:13.152 If so, the boys will be free. 240 00:09:13.652 --> 00:09:15.345 Fred: Hey! We might get out of this alive! 241 00:09:15.845 --> 00:09:16.545 Kakapupahet: Not a chance! 242 00:09:17.450 --> 00:09:18.970 I?ll be here before sunrise. 243 00:09:18.597 --> 00:09:20.950 If the jaguar hasn?t done the job, 244 00:09:20.595 --> 00:09:23.495 I will! 245 00:09:23.995 --> 00:09:25.383 Fred: Killed by a guy named Kaka? 246 00:09:25.883 --> 00:09:26.737 No thanks! 247 00:09:27.237 --> 00:09:29.770 Joe: You mean, you?d rather get eaten? 248 00:09:29.577 --> 00:09:30.472 Fred: I don?t know. Hey Sam? 249 00:09:30.972 --> 00:09:32.272 If you were tied to a tree, 250 00:09:32.772 --> 00:09:34.280 about to die, and you had a choice 251 00:09:34.780 --> 00:09:35.560 between being eaten by 252 00:09:36.600 --> 00:09:37.840 Sam: Hello! We are tied to a tree! 253 00:09:38.340 --> 00:09:39.720 We are about to die! 254 00:09:40.220 --> 00:09:42.632 Joe, don?t you know any rope tricks? 255 00:09:43.132 --> 00:09:45.527 Joe: Sorry. They all involve trick rope. 256 00:09:46.270 --> 00:09:47.630 Sam: Aah, aah, ahh! Did you hear that? 257 00:09:47.563 --> 00:09:49.600 Oh, man! A tail! I saw a tail! 258 00:09:50.100 --> 00:09:51.432 Fred: Joe, before I die, you know that 259 00:09:51.932 --> 00:09:52.743 Yankee?s glove you lost? 260 00:09:53.243 --> 00:09:55.232 You didn?t lose it! I have it! 261 00:09:55.732 --> 00:09:56.200 Joe: You now what, Fred? 262 00:09:56.502 --> 00:09:58.280 I don?t really care. 263 00:09:58.528 --> 00:10:03.587 Trio: Aah! 264 00:10:04.870 --> 00:10:05.505 Chun: I have watched many Ring Ball games, 265 00:10:06.500 --> 00:10:07.890 and I have never seen a shot like that! 266 00:10:08.390 --> 00:10:08.850 How did you do it? 267 00:10:09.350 --> 00:10:10.202 Fred: Sam, there?s no such thing as 268 00:10:10.702 --> 00:10:12.130 a talking jaguar, right? 269 00:10:12.630 --> 00:10:13.265 Chun: My name is Chun. 270 00:10:13.765 --> 00:10:15.362 We must hurry. My uncle will kill me if 271 00:10:15.862 --> 00:10:16.958 he catches me doing this. 272 00:10:17.458 --> 00:10:18.850 Joe: Why? Who?s your uncle? 273 00:10:18.585 --> 00:10:19.247 Chun: Kakapupahet, 274 00:10:19.747 --> 00:10:21.663 and he?ll come looking for you unless 275 00:10:22.163 --> 00:10:24.432 we make him think a jaguar got here first. 276 00:10:24.932 --> 00:10:25.967 Fred: Let me see that knife. 277 00:10:32.332 --> 00:10:33.575 Alright! That ought to do it! 278 00:10:34.750 --> 00:10:35.162 Joe: I like your fake jaguar prints. 279 00:10:35.662 --> 00:10:35.998 Chun: Those are real. 280 00:10:36.498 --> 00:10:37.382 If my uncle doesn?t get us, 281 00:10:37.882 --> 00:10:42.575 The jaguars really will. Come on! 282 00:10:43.750 --> 00:10:44.470 It was just like you said, Mama. 283 00:10:44.547 --> 00:10:47.607 Uncle tied them up at the old jaguar tree. 284 00:10:48.107 --> 00:10:48.895 Mama: I?m sorry my brother-in-law 285 00:10:49.395 --> 00:10:50.575 has caused you so much trouble. 286 00:10:51.750 --> 00:10:53.222 Please sit down. You must be hungry. 287 00:10:53.722 --> 00:10:54.533 Fred: Yeah. Breakfast feels like 288 00:10:55.330 --> 00:10:57.678 a thousand years ago. 289 00:10:58.178 --> 00:11:00.192 Mama: Tortillas, corn, beans, tomatoes. 290 00:11:00.692 --> 00:11:01.515 Fred: Oh, yum! 291 00:11:02.150 --> 00:11:03.227 Chun: And dog! 292 00:11:03.727 --> 00:11:05.680 Mama: No. Tonight I?m afraid 293 00:11:05.568 --> 00:11:06.380 we only have chicken. 294 00:11:06.880 --> 00:11:10.520 Joe: Mmm. 295 00:11:10.552 --> 00:11:13.818 Whatever this is, it smells really great! 296 00:11:14.318 --> 00:11:15.362 Mama: Chocolate, vanilla, and honey. 297 00:11:15.862 --> 00:11:18.200 It?s a special drink for our honored guests. 298 00:11:18.502 --> 00:11:19.138 Sam: No dog? 299 00:11:19.638 --> 00:11:20.580 Fred: What are you drawing? 300 00:11:20.558 --> 00:11:22.180 Chun: I?m drawing you, of course. 301 00:11:22.518 --> 00:11:23.732 My friends and I make drawings of 302 00:11:24.232 --> 00:11:25.203 our favorite Ring Ball players. 303 00:11:25.703 --> 00:11:26.540 Then, we trade them with each other. 304 00:11:27.400 --> 00:11:27.338 Fred: No way! 305 00:11:27.838 --> 00:11:29.180 I?ve got Michael Jordan?s rookie card. 306 00:11:29.518 --> 00:11:30.147 We should swap sometime. 307 00:11:30.647 --> 00:11:31.722 Joe: Wow! They can?t use their hands, 308 00:11:32.222 --> 00:11:32.730 but they still have to get the ball 309 00:11:33.230 --> 00:11:34.292 through the hoop? 310 00:11:34.792 --> 00:11:35.138 Chun: And, if you play 311 00:11:35.638 --> 00:11:36.275 Chichen Itza rules, 312 00:11:36.775 --> 00:11:38.682 you can?t use your feet, either. 313 00:11:39.182 --> 00:11:39.812 Joe: Who?s this guy? 314 00:11:40.312 --> 00:11:40.692 Chun: My father. 315 00:11:41.192 --> 00:11:42.852 He was the best player in the city. 316 00:11:43.352 --> 00:11:44.555 My father was a hero; 317 00:11:45.550 --> 00:11:46.715 one of the only players who could 318 00:11:47.215 --> 00:11:48.705 get the ball through the serpent ring. 319 00:11:49.205 --> 00:11:50.610 But Kakapupahet, my father?s brother, 320 00:11:51.110 --> 00:11:51.818 was jealous. 321 00:11:52.318 --> 00:11:53.418 So, he told the King that 322 00:11:53.918 --> 00:11:55.110 the feathered serpent, Kukulcan, 323 00:11:55.610 --> 00:11:57.162 came to him in a dream 324 00:11:57.662 --> 00:12:00.300 and said my father?s team would be defeated. 325 00:12:00.503 --> 00:12:00.907 Then, he made sure that 326 00:12:01.407 --> 00:12:05.762 his dream would come true. 327 00:12:06.262 --> 00:12:07.820 Because he was captain of the losing team, 328 00:12:08.320 --> 00:12:09.802 my father was put to death, 329 00:12:10.302 --> 00:12:10.947 while my uncle was rewarded 330 00:12:11.447 --> 00:12:12.352 for his premonition. 331 00:12:12.852 --> 00:12:14.403 After that, Kakapupahet tried to force 332 00:12:14.903 --> 00:12:15.995 my mother to marry him. 333 00:12:16.495 --> 00:12:18.595 She refused, and we were sent away. 334 00:12:19.950 --> 00:12:20.107 Fred: I knew that guy was a jerk! 335 00:12:20.607 --> 00:12:21.435 Joe: A jerk who?s got the book. 336 00:12:21.935 --> 00:12:22.218 Sam: Yeah. 337 00:12:22.718 --> 00:12:23.618 And now that we?re officially dead, 338 00:12:24.118 --> 00:12:24.995 we?ll never get it back. 339 00:12:25.495 --> 00:12:26.355 We?re stuck here forever. 340 00:12:26.855 --> 00:12:27.323 Mama: Don?t worry. 341 00:12:27.823 --> 00:12:29.323 You can stay with us as long as you?d like. 342 00:12:29.823 --> 00:12:29.995 Chun: Yeah! 343 00:12:30.495 --> 00:12:30.778 And tomorrow, 344 00:12:31.278 --> 00:12:32.363 I?ll show you all of the fun things 345 00:12:32.863 --> 00:12:35.268 we do around here. Okay? 346 00:12:35.768 --> 00:12:41.843 [Snoring] 347 00:12:42.343 --> 00:12:43.995 Chun: Time to rise! 348 00:12:44.495 --> 00:12:44.955 Sam: Rise? 349 00:12:45.455 --> 00:12:46.850 [Yawn] 350 00:12:47.350 --> 00:12:48.218 But it?s the middle of the night. 351 00:12:48.718 --> 00:12:48.970 Chun: We have to start work 352 00:12:49.470 --> 00:12:54.348 before the sun gets too hot. Come on! 353 00:12:54.848 --> 00:12:56.203 Today, we have to gather pumpkins 354 00:12:56.703 --> 00:12:57.738 for the task collector. 355 00:12:58.238 --> 00:12:59.923 I told you we?d have fun! 356 00:13:00.423 --> 00:13:02.730 Fred: Yeah! It?s a total riot! 357 00:13:03.230 --> 00:13:04.378 Joe: Argh! 358 00:13:04.878 --> 00:13:05.370 Fred: Hey, Chun! 359 00:13:05.870 --> 00:13:06.378 Why don?t you put some wheels 360 00:13:06.878 --> 00:13:07.443 on these things? 361 00:13:07.943 --> 00:13:08.965 Chun: Wheels? I don?t think they would 362 00:13:09.465 --> 00:13:10.120 work out here! 363 00:13:10.512 --> 00:13:12.428 Fred: Really? Ugh. 364 00:13:12.928 --> 00:13:14.350 Because it sure feels like this thing 365 00:13:14.535 --> 00:13:15.675 is getting heavier and heavier. 366 00:13:16.175 --> 00:13:16.427 Sam: Are you telling me that 367 00:13:16.927 --> 00:13:17.492 the Maya came up with 368 00:13:17.992 --> 00:13:19.243 the most accurate calendar ever, 369 00:13:19.743 --> 00:13:20.195 invented zero, 370 00:13:20.695 --> 00:13:22.643 built observatories to plot the stars, 371 00:13:23.143 --> 00:13:25.287 but didn?t use wheels? 372 00:13:51.928 --> 00:13:54.948 Fred: Ugh. That was some day of work! 373 00:13:55.448 --> 00:13:56.663 Thank goodness the sun is setting. 374 00:13:57.163 --> 00:13:58.357 Chun: That?s the sunrise! 375 00:13:58.857 --> 00:14:02.420 Our day is just beginning. 376 00:14:03.300 --> 00:14:04.800 Mama: The news from the city is that 377 00:14:04.580 --> 00:14:05.282 the king is bestowing another title 378 00:14:05.782 --> 00:14:07.872 on Kakapupahet. 379 00:14:08.372 --> 00:14:10.147 His power will soon be unrivaled. 380 00:14:10.647 --> 00:14:11.112 Sam: Oh, man! 381 00:14:11.612 --> 00:14:12.463 We?re never going to get the book! 382 00:14:12.963 --> 00:14:14.380 We?re going to have to stay here forever 383 00:14:14.538 --> 00:14:15.528 and hull pumpkins. 384 00:14:16.280 --> 00:14:16.443 I mean, no offense, 385 00:14:16.943 --> 00:14:19.137 but that?s not what I picked on career day. 386 00:14:19.637 --> 00:14:20.418 Mama: It was in a pumpkin patch 387 00:14:20.918 --> 00:14:22.592 like this one that the ball playing twins 388 00:14:23.920 --> 00:14:24.215 began their comeback. 389 00:14:24.715 --> 00:14:25.185 Joe: The who? 390 00:14:25.685 --> 00:14:26.632 Mama: Back near the beginning of the world, 391 00:14:27.132 --> 00:14:29.185 there were twin brothers who were so good 392 00:14:29.685 --> 00:14:31.503 at Ring Ball that the lords of the underworld 393 00:14:32.300 --> 00:14:33.120 became jealous 394 00:14:33.620 --> 00:14:35.743 and tried to have them killed. 395 00:14:36.243 --> 00:14:37.520 They succeeded in chopping off the heads 396 00:14:38.200 --> 00:14:41.375 of one of the twins, but not for long. 397 00:14:41.875 --> 00:14:43.328 The surviving twin was crying alone 398 00:14:43.828 --> 00:14:47.550 in a field of pumpkins when he got an idea. 399 00:14:47.555 --> 00:14:49.455 He kicked one of the pumpkins into the air 400 00:14:49.955 --> 00:14:52.577 and made a new head for his brother. 401 00:14:53.770 --> 00:14:53.992 The lords of the underworld thought 402 00:14:54.492 --> 00:14:56.263 they had won, but instead, 403 00:14:56.763 --> 00:14:59.935 the twins came back to challenge them. 404 00:15:00.435 --> 00:15:01.640 They defeated the lords in a game, 405 00:15:02.140 --> 00:15:02.888 and ever since, 406 00:15:03.388 --> 00:15:07.330 we have honored the ball playing twins. 407 00:15:07.533 --> 00:15:08.470 Sam: Great story! 408 00:15:08.547 --> 00:15:10.547 Too bad we can?t come back from the dead. 409 00:15:11.470 --> 00:15:12.760 Joe: And why can?t we? 410 00:15:13.260 --> 00:15:14.400 Fred: Yeah! Imagine the look 411 00:15:14.540 --> 00:15:15.562 on Kaka?s face if we showed up 412 00:15:16.620 --> 00:15:17.600 dressed as ball players! 413 00:15:17.560 --> 00:15:18.187 Joe: Exactly! 414 00:15:18.687 --> 00:15:19.810 Let?s challenge him to a game! 415 00:15:20.310 --> 00:15:21.273 Sam: Uh, guys? 416 00:15:21.773 --> 00:15:22.592 Fred: Yeah! And even though 417 00:15:23.920 --> 00:15:23.648 he?s probably a stinky player, 418 00:15:24.148 --> 00:15:24.752 he?ll have to accept. 419 00:15:25.252 --> 00:15:25.438 Sam: Guys? 420 00:15:25.938 --> 00:15:26.000 And if we win, 421 00:15:26.500 --> 00:15:26.897 we can get the book back 422 00:15:27.397 --> 00:15:28.712 and kick Kaka out of his seat, 423 00:15:29.212 --> 00:15:30.833 so Chun?s mom can move back! 424 00:15:31.333 --> 00:15:31.608 What do you say? 425 00:15:32.108 --> 00:15:32.343 Sam: Guys! 426 00:15:32.843 --> 00:15:33.392 Don?t you remember what happens 427 00:15:33.892 --> 00:15:34.905 to the losers? 428 00:15:35.405 --> 00:15:36.370 They lose their heads! 429 00:15:36.870 --> 00:15:39.720 Fred: We?re not going to lose! I nailed that shot yesterday. 430 00:15:39.572 --> 00:15:41.580 Sam: Fred, you can?t possibly take credit for that. 431 00:15:42.800 --> 00:15:46.868 Fred: Sam. Sometimes you just have to go for it. 432 00:15:47.368 --> 00:15:48.555 Chun: Father?s old equipment. 433 00:15:49.550 --> 00:15:52.723 Come on! You guys have a lot to learn. 434 00:15:53.223 --> 00:15:55.668 Fred: Like what? 435 00:15:56.168 --> 00:15:57.677 Ooh! Ow! 436 00:15:58.177 --> 00:15:58.922 Chun: Like the fact that a Ring Ball 437 00:15:59.422 --> 00:16:00.478 is really heavy. 438 00:16:00.978 --> 00:16:01.828 Lesson Number Two: 439 00:16:02.328 --> 00:16:04.270 You can?t use your hands or your feet, 440 00:16:04.527 --> 00:16:06.678 but you can use everything else. 441 00:16:07.178 --> 00:16:08.732 Fred: Alright! I?m getting the hang of this! 442 00:16:09.232 --> 00:16:09.692 Sam: Aah! 443 00:16:10.192 --> 00:16:10.517 Joe: Sam, you can?t duck 444 00:16:11.170 --> 00:16:12.508 every time I pass it to you. 445 00:16:13.800 --> 00:16:14.725 But surely, you can use your hands 446 00:16:15.225 --> 00:16:15.325 Ow! 447 00:16:15.705 --> 00:16:16.397 At some point! 448 00:16:16.897 --> 00:16:17.597 I mean, how else do you get it 449 00:16:18.970 --> 00:16:18.772 through the ring? 450 00:16:19.272 --> 00:16:19.637 Chun: It?s hard! 451 00:16:20.137 --> 00:16:20.780 So hard, that the first team 452 00:16:21.280 --> 00:16:22.765 to do it automatically wins. 453 00:16:23.265 --> 00:16:23.645 Which is why we?re not even 454 00:16:24.145 --> 00:16:24.948 going to practice it. 455 00:16:25.448 --> 00:16:26.877 Sam: What do you mean? Aah! 456 00:16:27.377 --> 00:16:29.108 Joe: Well, how are we going to win, then? 457 00:16:29.608 --> 00:16:29.932 Chun: Your only chance is 458 00:16:30.432 --> 00:16:31.365 to score more points 459 00:16:31.865 --> 00:16:33.677 by hitting the markers on the court. 460 00:16:34.177 --> 00:16:35.995 Watch, and I?ll show you. 461 00:16:54.853 --> 00:17:02.505 [Applause] 462 00:17:03.500 --> 00:17:05.270 Joe: Kakapupahet! 463 00:17:05.770 --> 00:17:06.842 We return from the dead 464 00:17:07.342 --> 00:17:08.913 with the strength of the sun! 465 00:17:09.413 --> 00:17:10.688 Sam: We have returned like 466 00:17:11.188 --> 00:17:12.570 the ball playing twins 467 00:17:12.557 --> 00:17:15.137 who challenged the lords of the underworld! 468 00:17:15.637 --> 00:17:16.417 Fred: Kakapupahet! 469 00:17:16.917 --> 00:17:18.858 We challenge you on this special day 470 00:17:19.358 --> 00:17:22.250 of the harvest sun snake to a ball game! 471 00:17:22.525 --> 00:17:22.720 Kakapupahet: What? 472 00:17:23.220 --> 00:17:25.190 Chun: Yes! Play a game! 473 00:17:25.690 --> 00:17:27.570 King: Do you shrink from this challenge, 474 00:17:27.557 --> 00:17:30.208 Lord Kakapupahet? 475 00:17:30.708 --> 00:17:31.850 Kakapupahet: As a favor to the king, 476 00:17:32.350 --> 00:17:33.800 I will accept this challenge. 477 00:17:33.580 --> 00:17:35.168 We will indeed play ball, 478 00:17:35.668 --> 00:17:38.265 and the losers shall have their heads cut off 479 00:17:38.765 --> 00:17:47.940 on these very steps! 480 00:17:48.440 --> 00:17:50.147 Fred: Man, this?ll be a piece of cake! 481 00:17:50.647 --> 00:17:51.602 Look at him! 482 00:17:52.102 --> 00:17:52.675 Sam: Actually, Fred? 483 00:17:53.175 --> 00:17:55.675 You need to look at him! 484 00:17:56.175 --> 00:17:57.930 Fred: Wow! If I were a scout 485 00:17:58.430 --> 00:17:58.752 Sam: I would definitely 486 00:17:59.252 --> 00:18:00.972 put Pre-Columbian Mexico on my list. 487 00:18:01.472 --> 00:18:01.770 Joe: So, uh, 488 00:18:02.270 --> 00:18:04.178 which one of us is guarding him? 489 00:18:04.678 --> 00:18:05.863 Sam: I?m just the alternate. 490 00:18:06.363 --> 00:18:07.940 You?re the ones who better win this thing! 491 00:18:08.440 --> 00:18:09.843 Chun: Don?t be afraid! You can do it! 492 00:18:10.343 --> 00:18:11.772 Kakapupahet stinks! 493 00:18:12.272 --> 00:18:13.220 Fred: Hear that, guys? 494 00:18:13.720 --> 00:18:14.637 That?s all we have to remember. 495 00:18:15.137 --> 00:18:18.830 Kaka stinks! Let?s go! 496 00:18:31.258 --> 00:19:14.198 [Applause] 497 00:19:14.698 --> 00:19:15.670 Sam: It?s nineteen to one, guys! 498 00:19:16.170 --> 00:19:18.897 Just thought I?d remind you! 499 00:19:19.397 --> 00:19:20.840 Trio: Aah! 500 00:19:22.750 --> 00:19:25.580 It's out! 501 00:19:26.693 --> 00:19:28.450 Sam: Joe? Are you alright? 502 00:19:28.545 --> 00:19:29.915 Joe: I think you better go in, Sam. 503 00:19:30.415 --> 00:19:31.650 Sam: What? 504 00:19:31.565 --> 00:19:32.785 Fred: Come on, Sam! They?ve got the ball! 505 00:19:33.285 --> 00:19:36.877 [Applause] 506 00:19:37.377 --> 00:19:38.355 Fred: Sam, you?re right by the marker. 507 00:19:38.855 --> 00:19:39.918 Go for the easy shot! 508 00:19:40.418 --> 00:19:40.838 Sam: But it?s only one point! 509 00:19:41.338 --> 00:19:42.238 They?re too far ahead! 510 00:19:43.507 --> 00:19:44.870 Sam: Aah! 511 00:19:47.498 --> 00:19:54.950 [Applause] 512 00:19:54.595 --> 00:19:55.912 Fred: Sam! Are you alright? 513 00:19:56.412 --> 00:19:59.472 Sam: Yeah. Do we get to keep our heads? 514 00:19:59.972 --> 00:20:04.110 [Applause] 515 00:20:04.610 --> 00:20:05.832 King: You have defeated your opponents 516 00:20:06.332 --> 00:20:07.398 with honor. 517 00:20:07.898 --> 00:20:09.613 For this, we give you the privilege 518 00:20:10.113 --> 00:20:11.783 of the blood sacrifice. 519 00:20:12.283 --> 00:20:14.363 Take this, so that you may cut off the heads 520 00:20:14.863 --> 00:20:16.213 of the vanquished. 521 00:20:16.713 --> 00:20:17.222 Sam: Okay. 522 00:20:17.722 --> 00:20:21.805 Unless, Kakapupahet clears out of town 523 00:20:22.305 --> 00:20:23.607 and never shows his ugly face 524 00:20:24.107 --> 00:20:25.367 around here again! 525 00:20:25.867 --> 00:20:28.110 Joe: And gives us back our book! 526 00:20:28.610 --> 00:20:29.518 You know? The thing with the blue cover 527 00:20:30.180 --> 00:20:31.193 and the squiggles? 528 00:20:34.447 --> 00:20:36.170 Excellent! 529 00:20:36.517 --> 00:20:37.238 It?s still not working! 530 00:20:37.738 --> 00:20:38.335 I can?t even read it! 531 00:20:38.835 --> 00:20:40.303 Sam: Well. Those numbers I understand. 532 00:20:40.803 --> 00:20:40.863 See? 533 00:20:41.363 --> 00:20:42.510 It?s the date and the time of the equinox, 534 00:20:43.100 --> 00:20:43.998 which actually 535 00:20:44.498 --> 00:20:46.337 Joe! Fred! Look! 536 00:21:00.780 --> 00:21:01.382 Fred: Ow! 537 00:21:01.882 --> 00:21:02.563 So how about it, guys? 538 00:21:03.630 --> 00:21:03.582 Joe: How about what? 539 00:21:04.820 --> 00:21:05.165 Fred: You guys are going to have horse, 540 00:21:05.665 --> 00:21:05.853 unless you match 541 00:21:06.353 --> 00:21:08.123 my one thousand year long shot! 542 00:21:08.623 --> 00:21:09.500 Joe: Give me a break! 543 00:21:09.505 --> 00:21:10.222 Sam: I?ll do you one better. 544 00:21:10.722 --> 00:21:12.115 I?ll use Chichen Itza rules. 545 00:21:12.615 --> 00:21:13.678 Fred:: Oh, man! You are crazy! 546 00:21:14.178 --> 00:21:14.400 Sam: Ready? 547 00:21:14.900 --> 00:21:16.772 One thousand year long shot coming up! 548 00:21:23.708 --> 00:21:23.953 Fred: You know, Sam. 549 00:21:24.453 --> 00:21:25.537 If you work at it every day, 550 00:21:26.370 --> 00:21:26.665 in about one thousand years, 551 00:21:27.165 --> 00:21:27.762 you can be as good as me. 552 00:21:28.262 --> 00:21:29.360 Joe: Speaking of fat heads, 553 00:21:29.860 --> 00:21:30.353 what was that you said 554 00:21:30.853 --> 00:21:31.808 about my Yankee?s glove 555 00:21:32.308 --> 00:21:33.378 back at the jaguar tree? 556 00:21:33.878 --> 00:21:34.433 Fred: Huh? I don?t remember! 557 00:21:34.933 --> 00:21:35.372 Joe: Oh, sure you do. 558 00:21:35.872 --> 00:21:37.192 Something about how you swiped it? 559 00:21:37.692 --> 00:21:38.182 Fred: I didn?t swipe it! 560 00:21:38.682 --> 00:21:40.435 I just forgot to return it. 561 00:21:40.935 --> 00:21:42.160 I had things on my mind. 562 00:21:42.660 --> 00:21:43.215 Sam: Hahaha! 563 00:21:43.715 --> 00:21:43.815 Fred: What?s so funny? 564 00:21:44.187 --> 00:21:45.380 I have things on my mind! 565 00:21:45.538 --> 00:21:46.503 All the time! I do! 566 00:21:47.300 --> 00:21:48.503 Okay, I?ll give it back. 567 00:21:49.300 --> 00:21:50.530 Just as soon as I find it. 568 00:21:51.300 --> 00:22:21.280 [Music]