WEBVTT X-TIMESTAMP-MAP=MPEGTS:900000, LOCAL:00:00:00.000 1 00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:02.468 [upbeat music] 2 00:00:02.968 --> 00:00:05.438 female announcer: THE FOLLOWING PRESENTATION IS BROUGHT TO YOU 3 00:00:05.938 --> 00:00:08.700 BY DISCOVERY EDUCATION, LEADING THE WORLD 4 00:00:08.507 --> 00:00:10.409 OF DIGITAL AND VIDEO LEARNING. 5 00:00:10.909 --> 00:00:14.847 DISCOVERY EDUCATION: CONNECT TO A WORLD OF LEARNING. 6 00:00:20.520 --> 00:00:21.754 - THERE. 7 00:00:22.254 --> 00:00:25.224 FROM NOW ON, NO ONE USES THE BOOK 8 00:00:25.724 --> 00:00:28.294 UNLESS IT IS AN ABSOLUTE EMERGENCY. 9 00:00:28.794 --> 00:00:30.863 - ARE BOX SEATS IN THE 1986 WORLD SERIES AN EMERGENCY? 10 00:00:31.363 --> 00:00:31.864 - SORRY, FRED. 11 00:00:32.364 --> 00:00:33.650 IT'S JUST TOO POWERFUL. 12 00:00:33.565 --> 00:00:34.734 WHAT IF THE BOOK FELL INTO THE WRONG HANDS? 13 00:00:35.234 --> 00:00:37.470 IMAGINE HOW HISTORY COULD BE CHANGED THEN. 14 00:00:37.970 --> 00:00:38.838 - LET'S SEE WHAT'S IN THE FRIDGE. 15 00:00:39.338 --> 00:00:40.390 [door shutting] 16 00:00:40.539 --> 00:00:41.807 - EVER HAVE ONE OF THOSE DAYS WHEN YOU JUST 17 00:00:42.307 --> 00:00:43.276 LOSE TRACK OF TIME? 18 00:00:43.776 --> 00:00:46.512 WELL, I WAS ABOUT TO IN A BIG WAY. 19 00:00:51.216 --> 00:00:52.685 - GREAT GILGAMESH. 20 00:00:53.185 --> 00:00:56.989 IT'S JUST HOW MARDUK DESCRIBED IT. 21 00:01:02.161 --> 00:01:02.795 [gasp] 22 00:01:03.295 --> 00:01:06.265 A PRICELESS STATUE OF SOME FOREIGN GOD. 23 00:01:06.765 --> 00:01:09.602 SURELY MARDUK WOULDN'T MIND IF I JUST TOOK ONE 24 00:01:10.102 --> 00:01:11.604 PIECE OF TREASURE. 25 00:01:12.104 --> 00:01:15.208 NO, HEMINRYE, REMEMBER YOUR PURPOSE. 26 00:01:15.708 --> 00:01:21.214 [drum music] 27 00:01:26.385 --> 00:01:30.857 [chanting spell] 28 00:01:36.929 --> 00:01:38.764 [monkey chattering] 29 00:01:58.984 --> 00:02:01.821 I HAVE BROUGHT WHAT YOU REQUESTED, GREAT MARDUK. 30 00:02:02.321 --> 00:02:03.956 - WHAT ABOUT THE BOY? 31 00:02:04.456 --> 00:02:05.258 DID HE SEE YOU? 32 00:02:05.758 --> 00:02:07.126 - I WAS ALONE, MASTER. 33 00:02:07.626 --> 00:02:08.628 - EXCELLENT. 34 00:02:09.128 --> 00:02:11.364 WELL, WHY ARE YOU JUST STANDING THERE SWEATING 35 00:02:11.864 --> 00:02:13.650 ALL OVER MY TEMPLE FLOOR? 36 00:02:13.565 --> 00:02:17.170 BRING IT TO ME. 37 00:02:17.670 --> 00:02:18.271 - [gasps] 38 00:02:18.771 --> 00:02:20.973 IT WAS HERE, I SWEAR. 39 00:02:21.473 --> 00:02:22.909 IT MUST HAVE FALLEN OUT OF MY BAG. 40 00:02:23.409 --> 00:02:24.744 - YOU INCOMPETENT FOOL. 41 00:02:25.244 --> 00:02:27.146 DO YOU KNOW HOW VALUABLE THAT BOOK IS? 42 00:02:27.646 --> 00:02:30.449 IT'S THE MOST POWERFUL OBJECT IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE! 43 00:02:30.949 --> 00:02:32.752 - I WILL FIND IT, OH, GREAT ONE. 44 00:02:33.252 --> 00:02:34.720 PLEASE DO NOT SMITE ME. 45 00:02:35.220 --> 00:02:37.623 - AND SO YOU WILL, HEMINRYE, 46 00:02:38.123 --> 00:02:40.860 OR I WILL RAIN FIRE UPON YOUR HOUSE, 47 00:02:41.360 --> 00:02:43.763 DRY UP YOUR WELLS AND PLAGUE YOU WITH... 48 00:02:44.263 --> 00:02:46.699 WITH ITCHES IN HARD-TO-SCRATCH PLACES. 49 00:02:47.199 --> 00:02:48.601 NOW GO! 50 00:02:49.101 --> 00:02:50.200 WAIT! 51 00:02:50.502 --> 00:02:51.771 ONE MORE THING. 52 00:02:52.271 --> 00:02:55.741 IF THE BOY OR ANY OF HIS FRIENDS COME AFTER YOU, 53 00:02:56.241 --> 00:02:57.710 DESTROY THEM. 54 00:02:58.210 --> 00:03:00.813 [evil laughter] 55 00:03:01.313 --> 00:03:01.848 [exotic music] 56 00:03:02.348 --> 00:03:04.283 - BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR. 57 00:03:04.783 --> 00:03:07.987 - [singing] GO, HERE THEY GO. 58 00:03:08.487 --> 00:03:11.190 THREE BOYS SURFING ON THE TIME CONTINUUM. 59 00:03:11.690 --> 00:03:14.393 THERE THEY GO. 60 00:03:14.893 --> 00:03:15.795 GREEN MIST FILLS THE AIR. 61 00:03:16.295 --> 00:03:18.297 THE BOOK CAN TAKE THEM ANYWHERE. 62 00:03:18.797 --> 00:03:24.303 [exotic music] 63 00:03:30.900 --> 00:03:30.510 GO. 64 00:03:31.100 --> 00:03:33.479 THERE THEY GO. 65 00:03:33.979 --> 00:03:36.782 THREE GIRLS WORKING, TIME IS 2105. 66 00:03:37.282 --> 00:03:40.190 THERE THEY GO. 67 00:03:40.519 --> 00:03:42.855 YOU CAN CATCH A RIDE WITH THE TIME WARP TRIO. 68 00:03:43.355 --> 00:03:46.292 GO! 69 00:03:46.792 --> 00:03:49.795 TRAVELING THROUGH HISTORY 70 00:03:50.295 --> 00:03:53.699 [exotic music] 71 00:03:54.199 --> 00:03:57.870 [energetic rock music] 72 00:03:58.370 --> 00:04:00.390 WITH THE TIME WARP TRIO. 73 00:04:02.441 --> 00:04:03.476 - AND YOU'RE SURE ANNA DOESN'T HAVE IT? 74 00:04:03.976 --> 00:04:04.510 - POSITIVE. 75 00:04:05.100 --> 00:04:06.245 I THREATENED TO PULL ALL OF THE COTTON 76 00:04:06.745 --> 00:04:07.513 OUT OF HER STUFFED ZEBRA. 77 00:04:08.130 --> 00:04:09.282 SHE WOULD HAVE TALKED IF SHE KNEW SOMETHING. 78 00:04:09.782 --> 00:04:11.384 - IT LOOKED LIKE THE LATCH WAS TORN OFF WITH A KNIFE. 79 00:04:11.884 --> 00:04:13.586 MAYBE THERE'S SOME EVIDENCE AROUND HERE. 80 00:04:14.860 --> 00:04:16.255 - UH, EXCUSE ME, SHERLOCK, BUT I'M SURE WHOEVER STOLE 81 00:04:16.755 --> 00:04:18.900 THE BOOK WOULD BE SMART ENOUGH NOT TO LEAVE 82 00:04:18.590 --> 00:04:19.725 HIS TOOL BOX BEHIND. 83 00:04:20.225 --> 00:04:21.460 HEY, WHAT'S THIS? 84 00:04:21.960 --> 00:04:23.996 - IT'S SOME KIND OF CODE. 85 00:04:24.496 --> 00:04:26.232 - IT'S CUNEIFORM, ONE OF THE OLDEST WRITTEN 86 00:04:26.732 --> 00:04:27.500 LANGUAGES IN THE WORLD. 87 00:04:28.000 --> 00:04:29.202 WE LEARNED ABOUT THIS IN HISTORY CLASS. 88 00:04:29.702 --> 00:04:30.603 - WE DID? 89 00:04:31.103 --> 00:04:31.938 - YES, FRED. 90 00:04:32.438 --> 00:04:34.473 REMEMBER THE ANCIENT CIVILIZATIONS TEST LAST MONTH? 91 00:04:34.973 --> 00:04:36.800 - OH, THAT TEST. 92 00:04:36.508 --> 00:04:37.430 - CAN YOU READ IT? 93 00:04:37.543 --> 00:04:39.145 - NO, BUT I KNOW CUNEIFORM WAS USED 94 00:04:39.645 --> 00:04:41.647 IN MESOPOTAMIA OVER 2,000 YEARS AGO. 95 00:04:42.147 --> 00:04:43.816 - THAT'S 2,000-YEAR-OLD WRITING? 96 00:04:44.316 --> 00:04:46.180 WHO WOULD BE WALKING AROUND WITH THAT IN THEIR POCKET? 97 00:04:46.518 --> 00:04:47.720 - AND ARCHAEOLOGIST? 98 00:04:48.220 --> 00:04:48.921 - OR ANOTHER TIME WARPER. 99 00:04:49.421 --> 00:04:50.256 - MAYBE IT'S JUST YOUR UNCLE JOE 100 00:04:50.756 --> 00:04:51.490 PLAYING A PRACTICAL JOKE. 101 00:04:51.990 --> 00:04:53.192 - IF IT IS, IT'S A PRETTY STRANGE ONE. 102 00:04:53.692 --> 00:04:55.127 HE'S ALWAYS TELLING ME HOW POWERFUL THE BOOK IS 103 00:04:55.627 --> 00:04:56.362 AND TO BE CAREFUL WITH IT. 104 00:04:56.862 --> 00:04:58.197 - I JUST HOPE THAT WHOEVER HAS IT KNOWS WHAT IT IS 105 00:04:58.697 --> 00:04:59.198 THEY'RE HOLDING. 106 00:04:59.698 --> 00:05:01.634 [monkey chattering] 107 00:05:02.134 --> 00:05:05.304 [Arabic instrumental music] 108 00:05:05.804 --> 00:05:06.305 [zapping] 109 00:05:06.805 --> 00:05:07.340 [monkey screeching] 110 00:05:16.482 --> 00:05:17.917 - WHOA. - OH, YEAH. 111 00:05:18.417 --> 00:05:18.951 - UNBELIEVABLE. 112 00:05:19.451 --> 00:05:20.186 - LOOK AT THAT, CHECK THAT OUT. 113 00:05:20.686 --> 00:05:21.220 - HOW DID WE-- 114 00:05:21.720 --> 00:05:23.823 - LOOK. 115 00:05:24.323 --> 00:05:24.957 [grunting] 116 00:05:25.457 --> 00:05:26.759 HEY, GIVE ME-- 117 00:05:27.259 --> 00:05:28.327 - GREETINGS, TRAVELERS. 118 00:05:28.827 --> 00:05:30.596 BE YOU PERSIANS, EGYPTIANS, OR EVEN MEADS, 119 00:05:31.960 --> 00:05:32.965 I HAVE MERCHANDISE FOR ALL YOUR NEEDS. 120 00:05:33.465 --> 00:05:34.660 - I NEED THAT. 121 00:05:34.566 --> 00:05:35.201 - EXCELLENT CHOICE. 122 00:05:35.701 --> 00:05:38.905 AH, YES, THIS RARE, VALUABLE, UM... 123 00:05:39.405 --> 00:05:41.807 THING IS FROM FAR, FAR AWAY. 124 00:05:42.307 --> 00:05:43.309 - YEAH, YEAH, WE KNOW THAT, HOW MUCH? 125 00:05:43.809 --> 00:05:46.913 - HOW ABOUT 16 SILVER PIECES? 126 00:05:47.413 --> 00:05:48.814 - ALL I'VE GOT IS FIVE DOLLARS. 127 00:05:49.314 --> 00:05:51.500 - WHAT IS THIS WORTHLESS LITTLE RAG. 128 00:05:51.550 --> 00:05:52.185 - HEY, THAT WAS MY ALLOWANCE. 129 00:05:52.685 --> 00:05:53.186 - HI, LITTLE FELLOW. 130 00:05:53.686 --> 00:05:54.287 WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 131 00:05:54.787 --> 00:05:55.555 HEY, MY GLASSES. 132 00:05:56.550 --> 00:05:58.157 [monkey chattering] 133 00:06:01.493 --> 00:06:01.994 - RUN! 134 00:06:02.494 --> 00:06:04.230 - BUT I CAN'T SEE! 135 00:06:07.599 --> 00:06:09.435 - STOP, THIEVES! 136 00:06:09.935 --> 00:06:11.204 THIEVES! 137 00:06:11.704 --> 00:06:13.906 [yelling] 138 00:06:16.475 --> 00:06:18.311 - [growling] 139 00:06:18.811 --> 00:06:20.746 - OUR LAW SAYS AN EYE FOR AN EYE 140 00:06:21.246 --> 00:06:22.181 AND A TOOTH FOR A TOOTH. 141 00:06:22.681 --> 00:06:23.482 YOU'VE TOOK SOMETHING FROM ME, 142 00:06:23.982 --> 00:06:25.284 NOW I WILL TAKE SOMETHING FROM YOU. 143 00:06:25.784 --> 00:06:26.419 YOUR LIVES! 144 00:06:26.919 --> 00:06:28.287 [yelling] 145 00:06:28.787 --> 00:06:29.655 - THE KING AND QUEEN. 146 00:06:37.363 --> 00:06:39.632 - WHO ARE THESE THREE CITIZENS WHO DARE STAND 147 00:06:40.132 --> 00:06:41.634 IN THE PRESENCE OF KING NEBUCHADNEZZAR? 148 00:06:42.134 --> 00:06:44.300 - THEY ARE THIEVES, OH, MIGHTY KING. 149 00:06:44.503 --> 00:06:45.338 - IT'S NOT TRUE. 150 00:06:45.838 --> 00:06:48.307 THIS BOOK BELONGS TO ME KING NEBUCH--NE--NED-- 151 00:06:48.807 --> 00:06:49.675 NEDZ--NEBUCH--NEB. 152 00:06:50.175 --> 00:06:51.911 - NEBUCHADNEZZAR, NEBUCHADNEZZAR. 153 00:06:52.411 --> 00:06:53.479 IT'S NOT THAT HARD. 154 00:06:53.979 --> 00:06:56.949 - RELAX, IT TOOK ME FIVE YEARS TO GET IT RIGHT 155 00:06:57.449 --> 00:06:58.117 AND I'M HIS WIFE. 156 00:06:58.617 --> 00:06:59.285 - THIEVES, EH? 157 00:06:59.785 --> 00:07:00.753 [yawning] 158 00:07:01.253 --> 00:07:02.488 ALL RIGHT, CARRY ON. 159 00:07:02.988 --> 00:07:03.756 EXECUTE THEM. 160 00:07:04.256 --> 00:07:06.759 - WAIT, REMEMBER WHAT WE'VE TALKED ABOUT? 161 00:07:07.259 --> 00:07:09.662 IF YOU WANT TO BE A POPULAR KING, 162 00:07:10.162 --> 00:07:12.980 YOU CAN'T JUST GO AROUND EXECUTING PEOPLE. 163 00:07:12.598 --> 00:07:14.834 AT LEAST FIND OUT WHAT THEY'VE SUPPOSEDLY STOLEN. 164 00:07:15.334 --> 00:07:18.471 - OH, ALL RIGHT. 165 00:07:18.971 --> 00:07:20.806 - IT'S JUST A GIFT FROM MY UNCLE. 166 00:07:21.306 --> 00:07:22.308 NOTHING SPECIAL, REALLY. 167 00:07:22.808 --> 00:07:24.744 - LOOKS WORTHLESS, BUT PRETTY. 168 00:07:25.244 --> 00:07:26.712 I THINK I'LL KEEP IT. 169 00:07:27.212 --> 00:07:28.681 YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS ARE FREE TO GO. 170 00:07:29.181 --> 00:07:30.816 SO DECREES QUEEN AMYTIS, 171 00:07:31.316 --> 00:07:33.252 TO THE HANGING GARDENS, INKEDO. 172 00:07:33.752 --> 00:07:34.720 [coughs] 173 00:07:35.220 --> 00:07:39.759 OH, ALL THIS DUST IS KILLING ME. 174 00:07:40.259 --> 00:07:41.460 - WELL, AT LEAST WE KNOW THE BOOK'S HERE. 175 00:07:41.960 --> 00:07:42.762 - WHERE IS HERE ANYWAY? 176 00:07:43.262 --> 00:07:43.863 - IRAQ. - IRAQ? 177 00:07:44.363 --> 00:07:45.398 ARE YOU SURE? 178 00:07:45.898 --> 00:07:47.466 - THIS DOESN'T LOOK ANYTHING LIKE WHAT I'VE SEEN ON TV. 179 00:07:47.966 --> 00:07:50.603 - IT'S IRAQ OVER 2,000 YEARS AGO WHEN NEBUCHADNEZZAR 180 00:07:51.103 --> 00:07:52.371 WAS A KING OF BABYLON, 181 00:07:52.871 --> 00:07:54.607 THE LARGEST CITY IN THE ANCIENT WORLD. 182 00:07:55.107 --> 00:07:55.908 SEE, LOOK, LOOK OVER THERE. 183 00:07:56.408 --> 00:07:57.610 THAT'S THE HANGING GARDENS. 184 00:07:58.110 --> 00:08:00.279 AND OVER HERE, THAT'S THE TOWER OF BABEL. 185 00:08:00.779 --> 00:08:02.281 - IT'S REALLY CALLED THE ZIGGURAT OF ETEMENANKI. 186 00:08:02.781 --> 00:08:04.851 BUT HISTORIANS THINK IT'S WHAT THE TOWER OF BABEL IS BASED ON. 187 00:08:05.351 --> 00:08:06.519 - OKAY, OKAY. 188 00:08:07.190 --> 00:08:08.521 WE ALL KNOW YOU GOT AN "A" ON THAT TEST. 189 00:08:09.210 --> 00:08:10.456 NOW, CAN WE START THINKING OF A WAY TO GET THE BOOK 190 00:08:10.956 --> 00:08:12.258 BACK FROM THE QUEEN? 191 00:08:12.758 --> 00:08:14.393 - MAYBE WE COULD GET SOMEONE TO TRANSLATE THIS. 192 00:08:14.893 --> 00:08:17.630 IT MIGHT BE A CLUE. 193 00:08:17.563 --> 00:08:19.565 - WHERE IS IT, WHERE IS IT. 194 00:08:20.650 --> 00:08:22.502 - EXCUSE ME SIR, BUT COULD YOU TELL US WHAT THIS SAYS? 195 00:08:23.200 --> 00:08:23.503 - LET'S SEE. 196 00:08:24.300 --> 00:08:24.637 HMM. 197 00:08:25.137 --> 00:08:26.205 NICE PENMANSHIP. 198 00:08:26.705 --> 00:08:28.700 IT LOOKS SORT OF FAMILIAR-- 199 00:08:28.507 --> 00:08:29.108 WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS? 200 00:08:29.608 --> 00:08:30.676 - UM, IT WAS IN MY ROOM. 201 00:08:31.176 --> 00:08:31.677 - [gasp] 202 00:08:32.177 --> 00:08:34.380 IT'S THE BOY. 203 00:08:34.880 --> 00:08:36.820 AH, LET ME GUESS. 204 00:08:36.582 --> 00:08:38.818 YOU THREE ARE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING, CORRECT? 205 00:08:39.318 --> 00:08:41.200 - HEY, WAIT, HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT? 206 00:08:41.520 --> 00:08:44.824 - I AM HEMINRYE, HIGH PRIEST OF THE GOD MARDUK. 207 00:08:45.324 --> 00:08:46.392 I SEE ALL THINGS. 208 00:08:46.892 --> 00:08:48.600 - WELL IN THAT CASE, CAN YOU SEE HOW WE GET 209 00:08:48.560 --> 00:08:49.962 OUR BOOK BACK, CAUSE, LIKE, FIRST A MONKEY HAD IT, 210 00:08:50.462 --> 00:08:51.364 THEN A MERCHANT, AND NOW THE QUEEN. 211 00:08:51.864 --> 00:08:53.132 - AMYTIS HAS IT, EH? 212 00:08:53.632 --> 00:08:54.700 I MEAN, YES. 213 00:08:55.200 --> 00:08:56.469 I SEE HER CLEARLY. 214 00:08:56.969 --> 00:08:57.570 SHE IS IN THE-- 215 00:08:58.700 --> 00:08:58.671 - HANGING GARDENS? 216 00:08:59.171 --> 00:09:00.206 - THAT'S WHERE SHE SAID SHE WAS GOING. 217 00:09:00.706 --> 00:09:02.108 - YES, THE HANGING GARDENS, 218 00:09:02.608 --> 00:09:05.244 WHICH GREAT NEBUCHADNEZZAR BUILT FOR HER TO REMIND HER 219 00:09:05.744 --> 00:09:07.513 OF HER HOMELAND IN THE MOUNTAINS. 220 00:09:08.130 --> 00:09:11.651 AND ON HER LAP IS A BLUE OBJECT WITH SILVER SQUIGGLES. 221 00:09:12.151 --> 00:09:12.652 - THAT'S IT. 222 00:09:13.152 --> 00:09:13.686 THAT'S THE BOOK. 223 00:09:14.186 --> 00:09:14.954 - SO HOW DO WE GET IT BACK? 224 00:09:15.454 --> 00:09:19.759 - VISION FADING, MUST ASK CHILDREN OF TIAMAT 225 00:09:20.259 --> 00:09:20.826 - WHERE ARE THEY? 226 00:09:21.326 --> 00:09:22.795 - IN THE BASEMENT OF EDAMINOCHI. 227 00:09:23.295 --> 00:09:25.398 I'LL TAKE YOU THERE AND YOU CAN EAT WITH THEM. 228 00:09:25.898 --> 00:09:26.399 [laughter] 229 00:09:26.899 --> 00:09:27.533 - OH, WAIT, COME BACK. 230 00:09:28.330 --> 00:09:29.135 YOU NEVER TOLD ME WHAT THE TABLET SAYS. 231 00:09:29.635 --> 00:09:30.136 - OH, THIS? 232 00:09:30.636 --> 00:09:31.137 IT'S NOTHING. 233 00:09:31.637 --> 00:09:32.271 EGGS, OLIVES, OX HEART, 234 00:09:32.771 --> 00:09:33.639 JUST A SHOPPING LIST. 235 00:09:34.139 --> 00:09:34.941 COME, COME. 236 00:09:35.441 --> 00:09:37.410 WE MUST NOT KEEP THE CHILDREN WAITING. 237 00:09:37.910 --> 00:09:40.120 THEY GET VERY CRANKY WHEN THEY'RE HUNGRY. 238 00:09:40.512 --> 00:09:42.548 [laughing] 239 00:09:43.480 --> 00:09:43.683 - IT'S SO DARK IN HERE. 240 00:09:44.183 --> 00:09:45.251 I CAN BARELY SEE A THING. 241 00:09:45.751 --> 00:09:47.420 - WHAT A ROTTEN PLACE FOR KIDS TO LIVE. 242 00:09:47.920 --> 00:09:49.121 - IT'S EVEN CREEPIER THAN YOUR HOUSE, FRED. 243 00:09:49.621 --> 00:09:50.122 OW. 244 00:09:50.622 --> 00:09:52.992 - JUST A LITTLE BIT FARTHER. 245 00:09:53.492 --> 00:09:55.361 IN HERE, JUST ACROSS THAT WOODEN BRIDGE. 246 00:09:55.861 --> 00:09:57.296 I'LL LIGHT A TORCH. 247 00:09:57.796 --> 00:10:02.835 [eerie music] 248 00:10:03.335 --> 00:10:04.270 - HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 249 00:10:04.770 --> 00:10:07.740 - PREPARING FOOD FOR THEM. 250 00:10:08.240 --> 00:10:09.442 [wicked laughing] 251 00:10:09.942 --> 00:10:11.444 - BUT I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA HELP US. 252 00:10:11.944 --> 00:10:14.313 - FOOLS, I HELP ONLY MARDUK, GOD OF MAGIC, 253 00:10:14.813 --> 00:10:16.782 WHOSE POWER IS SO GREAT HE CAN SEND HIS PRIEST 254 00:10:17.282 --> 00:10:18.651 INTO A THOUSAND TOMORROWS. 255 00:10:19.151 --> 00:10:19.852 - A THOUSAND TOMORROWS. 256 00:10:20.352 --> 00:10:21.254 HE'S TALKING ABOUT THE FUTURE. 257 00:10:21.754 --> 00:10:22.488 - SO IT WAS YOU. 258 00:10:22.988 --> 00:10:24.290 YOU WARPED INTO THE FUTURE AND STOLE THE BOOK. 259 00:10:24.790 --> 00:10:25.591 - WAIT A MINUTE. 260 00:10:26.910 --> 00:10:27.426 THERE'S NO WAY I'M RELATED TO THIS GUY. 261 00:10:27.926 --> 00:10:31.964 - I AM BUT A HUMBLE SERVANT WHO DOES HIS MASTER'S BIDDING. 262 00:10:32.464 --> 00:10:34.367 AND WHEN I DO THAT BOOK BACK FROM THE QUEEN, 263 00:10:34.867 --> 00:10:38.905 MARDUK IS GOING TO MAKE ME RICH BEYOND MY WILDEST DREAMS. 264 00:10:39.405 --> 00:10:41.974 EAT WELL, CHILDREN OF TIAMAT. 265 00:10:42.474 --> 00:10:46.450 [laughing] 266 00:10:46.545 --> 00:10:47.547 - IF THOSE ARE THE KIDS, 267 00:10:48.470 --> 00:10:49.315 I'D HATE TO SEE WHAT THE PARENTS LOOK LIKE. 268 00:10:49.815 --> 00:10:50.416 - WHAT ARE YOU SO AFRAID OF? 269 00:10:50.916 --> 00:10:53.352 WHAT CAN A BUNCH OF TINY LOBSTERS DO TO US? 270 00:10:53.852 --> 00:10:54.854 - TH-THEY'RE NOT LOBSTERS, FRED. 271 00:10:55.354 --> 00:10:56.880 THEY'RE SCORPIONS. 272 00:10:56.588 --> 00:10:57.990 ONE STING CAN CAUSE FROTHING AT THE MOUTH, 273 00:10:58.490 --> 00:10:59.792 CONVULSIONS, AND DEATH. 274 00:11:00.292 --> 00:11:02.495 - OH. 275 00:11:02.995 --> 00:11:04.363 - [gasp] 276 00:11:08.701 --> 00:11:09.869 - THERE'S GOT TO BE A WAY OUT OF HERE. 277 00:11:10.369 --> 00:11:11.737 - WE'VE BEEN OVER IT A HUNDRED TIMES. 278 00:11:12.237 --> 00:11:13.773 IT'S TOO FAR TO JUMP AND WE CAN'T CHASE AWAY 279 00:11:14.273 --> 00:11:14.974 THE SCORPIONS. 280 00:11:15.474 --> 00:11:16.776 LET'S FACE IT: WE'RE DOOMED. 281 00:11:17.276 --> 00:11:18.845 - IF ONLY WE COULD TIE SOMETHING TO THIS RING, 282 00:11:19.345 --> 00:11:21.800 AND THEN SOMEHOW TIE THE OTHER END TO THAT DOORKNOB. 283 00:11:21.580 --> 00:11:23.950 - HEY, HEY I KNOW, WHY DON'T WE JUST USE THAT BIG COIL 284 00:11:24.450 --> 00:11:25.985 OF ROPE WE DIDN'T BRING. 285 00:11:26.485 --> 00:11:29.488 OR BETTER YET, I'LL JUST FLY ACROSS AND PUT THE PLANK BACK. 286 00:11:29.988 --> 00:11:31.624 HOW'S THAT FOR AN IDEA? 287 00:11:32.124 --> 00:11:33.926 - I THINK THAT'S A PRETTY GOOD IDEA. 288 00:11:34.426 --> 00:11:36.950 - WHAT DID I JUST SAY? 289 00:11:36.595 --> 00:11:37.330 OH, COME ON GUYS! 290 00:11:37.830 --> 00:11:38.464 HOW COME YOU HAVE TO THROW ME? 291 00:11:38.964 --> 00:11:39.565 - YOU'RE THE LIGHTEST, SAM. 292 00:11:40.650 --> 00:11:41.167 AND FRED AND I CAN THROW BETTER THAN YOU. 293 00:11:41.667 --> 00:11:42.201 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 294 00:11:42.701 --> 00:11:43.369 I'M GREAT AT THROWING. 295 00:11:43.869 --> 00:11:44.370 - ON THREE, JOE. 296 00:11:44.870 --> 00:11:45.638 ONE-- 297 00:11:46.138 --> 00:11:47.707 - OKAY, WELL, THERE WAS THAT ONE SOFTBALL GAME, BUT-- 298 00:11:48.207 --> 00:11:48.774 - TWO-- 299 00:11:49.274 --> 00:11:50.109 - BUT I WAS PITCHING INTO THE WIND. 300 00:11:50.609 --> 00:11:53.546 - THREE. - [yelling] 301 00:11:54.460 --> 00:11:55.348 I DON'T BELIEVE IT. 302 00:11:55.848 --> 00:11:56.449 YOU GUYS DID IT. 303 00:11:56.949 --> 00:11:58.317 I'M ALIVE, I'M ALIVE! 304 00:11:58.817 --> 00:12:00.486 - DON'T JUST STAND THERE, GET THE PLANK! 305 00:12:00.986 --> 00:12:02.210 - GUYS, YOU IN THERE? 306 00:12:02.521 --> 00:12:05.570 DON'T WORRY, I'M COMING. 307 00:12:05.557 --> 00:12:06.626 - FREDDY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 308 00:12:07.126 --> 00:12:09.362 - JODIE DETECTED A HUGE RIPPLE IN THE SPACE TIME CONTINUUM, 309 00:12:09.862 --> 00:12:11.631 WHICH CAN ONLY MEAN THAT A BOOK HAS BEEN APPROPRIATED 310 00:12:12.131 --> 00:12:12.932 BY A MALEVOLENT FORCE SO GREAT-- 311 00:12:13.432 --> 00:12:14.433 - IN ENGLISH, PLEASE? 312 00:12:14.933 --> 00:12:17.637 - YOU GUYS ARE IN TROUBLE AND IT'S MY TURN TO SAVE YOU. 313 00:12:18.137 --> 00:12:19.472 - WELL, YOU'RE NOT DOING A VERY GOOD JOB OF IT. 314 00:12:19.972 --> 00:12:22.375 THERE GOES ARE ONLY WAY OF GETTING OUT OF HERE. 315 00:12:22.875 --> 00:12:23.409 - SCORPIONS. 316 00:12:23.909 --> 00:12:25.440 NO ONE SAID ANYTHING ABOUT SCORPIONS. 317 00:12:25.544 --> 00:12:26.112 - OH, BROTHER. 318 00:12:32.117 --> 00:12:35.221 [flute playing] 319 00:12:35.721 --> 00:12:39.392 - [singing] GREAT NEBUCHADNEZZAR BUILT THIS FOR YOUR PLEASURE. 320 00:12:39.892 --> 00:12:42.428 IMPORTED PALMS AND LILAC ROPES TO FILL WITH SMELLS 321 00:12:42.928 --> 00:12:43.963 YOUR ROYAL NOSE. 322 00:12:44.463 --> 00:12:48.201 HE LOVES YOU MORE THAN YOU SUPPOSE, 323 00:12:48.701 --> 00:12:51.804 AND WANTS TO KNOW WHEREVER YOU GO. 324 00:12:52.304 --> 00:12:56.409 - WOULD YOU PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE? 325 00:12:56.909 --> 00:12:59.450 THE LARGEST GARDEN IN THE KNOWN WORLD 326 00:12:59.545 --> 00:13:03.683 AND I STILL CAN'T GET ANY PEACE AND QUIET. 327 00:13:04.183 --> 00:13:05.585 SUCH A PRETTY THING. 328 00:13:06.850 --> 00:13:06.919 WONDER WHERE IT'S FROM. 329 00:13:07.419 --> 00:13:08.621 - A PLACE CALLED BROOKLYN. - AHH! 330 00:13:09.121 --> 00:13:09.789 - FORGIVE ME, MY QUEEN. 331 00:13:10.289 --> 00:13:11.900 I HAVE STARTLED YOU. 332 00:13:11.590 --> 00:13:13.920 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE GARDENS, HEMINRYE? 333 00:13:13.592 --> 00:13:14.493 SHOULDN'T YOU BE AT THE TEMPLE? 334 00:13:14.993 --> 00:13:16.829 - I CAME TO WARN YOU, MY QUEEN. 335 00:13:17.329 --> 00:13:19.298 THAT THING YOU HOLD IN YOUR HANDS IS CURSED. 336 00:13:19.798 --> 00:13:22.535 IF YOU OPEN IT, IT WILL BRING A PLAGUE UPON OUR LAND. 337 00:13:23.350 --> 00:13:23.569 - THIS THING? 338 00:13:24.690 --> 00:13:24.871 OH, PLEASE. 339 00:13:25.371 --> 00:13:26.706 YOU'VE BEEN LISTENING TO TOO MUCH EPIC POETRY. 340 00:13:27.206 --> 00:13:28.908 - EVEN TOUCHING IT IS DANGEROUS. 341 00:13:29.408 --> 00:13:30.877 PERHAPS I SHOULD JUST HOLD IT FOR YOU. 342 00:13:31.377 --> 00:13:32.110 - NO! 343 00:13:32.511 --> 00:13:33.179 NOW RUN ALONG. 344 00:13:33.679 --> 00:13:35.982 GO SACRIFICE SOMETHING. 345 00:13:36.482 --> 00:13:39.185 - LOOK, A PINK IRIS, HOW RARE. 346 00:13:39.685 --> 00:13:40.219 - WHERE? 347 00:13:40.719 --> 00:13:41.687 I DON'T SEE ANYTHING. 348 00:13:42.187 --> 00:13:43.422 - NO, PERHAPS IT WAS A TRICK OF THE LIGHT. 349 00:13:43.922 --> 00:13:46.158 MAY MARDUK BLESS YOU WITH A HUNDRED SONS, 350 00:13:46.658 --> 00:13:47.960 AND NICE, FAT COWS. 351 00:13:48.460 --> 00:13:49.795 AND... 352 00:13:57.200 --> 00:13:57.904 - WILL YOU GUYS HURRY UP? 353 00:13:58.404 --> 00:14:03.910 IT'S DRAFTY IN HERE? 354 00:14:04.410 --> 00:14:05.244 - THAT WAS CLOSE. 355 00:14:05.744 --> 00:14:07.980 - CAN YOU PLEASE TELL US WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT NOW? 356 00:14:08.480 --> 00:14:09.348 WHO STOLE JOE'S BOOK? 357 00:14:09.848 --> 00:14:11.450 WAS IT HEMINRYE OR SOME GUY NAMED MARDUK? 358 00:14:11.950 --> 00:14:13.252 - I CAN'T SAY ANYTHING; IT'S CLASSIFIED. 359 00:14:13.752 --> 00:14:15.210 - HEY, NO PEEKING! - AH, COME ON! 360 00:14:15.521 --> 00:14:16.455 WE NEED A LITTLE BIT MORE THAN THAT. 361 00:14:16.955 --> 00:14:17.890 - OKAY. 362 00:14:18.390 --> 00:14:19.859 IF WE DON'T GET THE BOOK BACK SOON, 363 00:14:20.359 --> 00:14:21.794 TIME ITSELF COULD BE DESTROYED. 364 00:14:22.294 --> 00:14:24.864 AND THEN THE UNIVERSE WOULD COLLAPSE UPON ITSELF. 365 00:14:25.364 --> 00:14:26.650 - WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR? 366 00:14:26.565 --> 00:14:28.301 LET'S GO. 367 00:14:33.639 --> 00:14:35.908 - MAN, CHECK OUT THE SIZE OF THIS THING. 368 00:14:36.408 --> 00:14:37.643 - NOW I SEE WHY THE HANGING GARDENS ARE ONE 369 00:14:38.143 --> 00:14:39.879 OF THE SEVEN WONDERS OF THE ANCIENT WORLD. 370 00:14:40.379 --> 00:14:43.950 IMAGINE THE ENGINEERING IT TAKES TO WATER ALL THOSE PLANTS. 371 00:14:44.450 --> 00:14:46.185 - IMAGINE ALL THE STEPS WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO CLIMB. 372 00:14:46.685 --> 00:14:47.587 YOU THINK THEY BUILT AN ESCALATOR? 373 00:14:48.870 --> 00:14:49.889 - COME ON, WE'RE WASTING TIME. 374 00:14:50.389 --> 00:14:55.895 [suspenseful music] 375 00:14:57.396 --> 00:15:00.660 - [snoring] 376 00:15:00.566 --> 00:15:01.701 - YOUR HIGHNESS, WE NEED YOUR HELP. 377 00:15:02.201 --> 00:15:03.350 - OH, WHAT IS IT NOW? 378 00:15:03.535 --> 00:15:04.370 OH, IT'S YOU. 379 00:15:04.870 --> 00:15:05.438 WHAT'S WRONG? 380 00:15:05.938 --> 00:15:07.206 IS MY HUSBAND BEING A TYRANT AGAIN? 381 00:15:07.706 --> 00:15:08.241 - NO, IT'S THE BOOK. 382 00:15:08.741 --> 00:15:09.509 WE REALLY NEED IT BACK. 383 00:15:10.900 --> 00:15:10.543 - THE WHAT? 384 00:15:11.430 --> 00:15:12.211 - THAT THING YOU TOOK FROM US EARLIER, 385 00:15:12.711 --> 00:15:13.779 IF IT FALLS INTO THE WRONG HANDS, 386 00:15:14.279 --> 00:15:16.215 THE UNIVERSE COULD IMPLODE. 387 00:15:16.715 --> 00:15:18.718 - OH, FIRST HEMINRYE AND NOW YOU. 388 00:15:19.218 --> 00:15:21.487 IT'S JUST SOME DECORATIVE SHEETS OF PAPYRUS. 389 00:15:21.987 --> 00:15:22.788 I DON'T SEE WHY-- 390 00:15:23.288 --> 00:15:24.991 - WAIT, HEMINRYE WAS HERE? - HE JUST LEFT. 391 00:15:25.491 --> 00:15:25.992 DON'T WORRY. 392 00:15:26.492 --> 00:15:27.159 I DIDN'T GIVE IT TO HIM. 393 00:15:27.659 --> 00:15:29.280 IT'S RIGHT HERE. 394 00:15:29.528 --> 00:15:31.130 - [scream] 395 00:15:31.630 --> 00:15:32.465 - [laughter] 396 00:15:32.965 --> 00:15:34.767 LOOKS LIKE THE QUEEN GOT MY LITTLE PRESENT. 397 00:15:35.267 --> 00:15:35.968 [evil laughter] 398 00:15:36.468 --> 00:15:38.304 - NOW NOTHING CAN STOP ME FROM DELIVERING 399 00:15:38.804 --> 00:15:41.841 THIS MOST POWERFUL TREASURE TO--HMM. 400 00:15:42.341 --> 00:15:45.778 WHAT IF I DIDN'T GIVE IT TO MARDUK? 401 00:15:46.278 --> 00:15:50.216 - SAM, SNAKES BITES AREN'T AS BAD AS SCORPION STINGS, RIGHT? 402 00:15:50.716 --> 00:15:53.452 - IF THE COBRA STRIKES, YOU WILL BE DEAD IN MINUTES. 403 00:15:53.952 --> 00:15:54.554 BE STILL. 404 00:15:55.540 --> 00:15:57.190 THEY ARE ATTRACTED TO SUDDEN MOVEMENTS. 405 00:15:57.690 --> 00:15:58.658 - HEY, I THINK I HAVE A PLAN. 406 00:15:59.158 --> 00:16:00.493 - YOU ARE NOT THROWING ME AGAIN. 407 00:16:00.993 --> 00:16:02.940 - NO, CHECK OUT THAT FLUTE. 408 00:16:02.594 --> 00:16:04.163 MAYBE WE CAN CHARM THE SNAKE. 409 00:16:04.663 --> 00:16:05.965 I THINK I CAN REACH IT WITH MY FOOT. 410 00:16:06.465 --> 00:16:10.102 - CAREFUL, CAREFUL. 411 00:16:10.602 --> 00:16:11.704 [snake hissing] 412 00:16:12.204 --> 00:16:13.973 [flute music, snake hissing] 413 00:16:14.473 --> 00:16:15.208 - PLAY SOMETHING ELSE. 414 00:16:15.708 --> 00:16:16.275 HE DOESN'T LIKE THAT ONE. 415 00:16:16.775 --> 00:16:22.281 [playing Mary had a Little Lamb] 416 00:16:27.353 --> 00:16:31.157 - WHOA, THOSE CLARINET LESSONS REALLY PAID OFF. 417 00:16:31.657 --> 00:16:33.659 [all cheering] 418 00:16:34.159 --> 00:16:35.127 - YOU SAVED MY LIFE. 419 00:16:35.627 --> 00:16:36.629 HOW CAN I REPAY YOU? 420 00:16:37.129 --> 00:16:39.980 - YOU CAN START BY TELLING US WHERE HEMINRYE WOULD BE. 421 00:16:39.598 --> 00:16:41.234 - HE'S RIGHT OVER THERE. 422 00:16:41.734 --> 00:16:43.350 - BE STILL, I TELL YOU. 423 00:16:43.535 --> 00:16:44.604 OW, OW! 424 00:16:45.104 --> 00:16:47.640 - QUICK, HE STILL HAS THE BOOK. 425 00:16:48.140 --> 00:16:49.108 - YOU WILL OBEY ME. 426 00:16:49.608 --> 00:16:55.314 I AM YOUR MASTER NOW. 427 00:16:55.814 --> 00:16:58.551 - PEOPLE OF BABYLON, BOW BENEATH ME. 428 00:16:59.510 --> 00:17:03.823 BEHOLD YOUR NEW GOD, HEMINRYE! 429 00:17:04.323 --> 00:17:05.224 - ALL RIGHT, I BELIEVE YOU! 430 00:17:05.724 --> 00:17:06.225 MAKE HIM STOP. 431 00:17:06.725 --> 00:17:08.794 - WE CAN'T, YOUR HIGHNESS. 432 00:17:09.294 --> 00:17:10.696 WE'RE TOO LATE! 433 00:17:15.768 --> 00:17:17.203 - WE'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING. 434 00:17:17.703 --> 00:17:18.704 - BUT WE CAN'T GET TO HIM. 435 00:17:19.204 --> 00:17:19.939 - FOLLOW ME! 436 00:17:21.540 --> 00:17:22.842 - WOW, WHERE ARE WE? 437 00:17:23.342 --> 00:17:25.511 - THESE TUNNELS IRRIGATE THE GARDENS. 438 00:17:26.110 --> 00:17:27.580 THE GATES CONTROL THE FLOW OF THE WATER. 439 00:17:28.800 --> 00:17:29.215 - WOW, YOU KNOW THIS PLACE REALLY WELL. 440 00:17:29.715 --> 00:17:30.216 - KNOW IT? 441 00:17:30.716 --> 00:17:32.180 I HELPED DESIGN IT. 442 00:17:32.518 --> 00:17:33.986 NOT THAT THE ROYAL ENGINEERS WOULD EVER ADMIT IT. 443 00:17:34.486 --> 00:17:36.550 - WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU RAISE THIS GATE ALL THE WAY? 444 00:17:36.555 --> 00:17:38.570 - THE TOP TIER OF THE GARDENS WOULD BE FLOODED 445 00:17:38.557 --> 00:17:39.192 AND PROBABLY COLLAPSE. 446 00:17:39.692 --> 00:17:40.259 - LET'S DO IT. 447 00:17:40.759 --> 00:17:41.694 - B-B-BUT THAT'S CRAZY! 448 00:17:42.194 --> 00:17:43.429 YOU COULD DESTROY THIS WHOLE PLACE. 449 00:17:43.929 --> 00:17:46.980 - SO, ISN'T THAT BETTER THAN THE UNIVERSE IMPLODING? 450 00:17:46.598 --> 00:17:47.633 NOT THAT I KNOW WHAT IMPLODING MEANS, 451 00:17:48.133 --> 00:17:48.768 BUT I KNOW IT'S NOT GOOD. 452 00:17:49.268 --> 00:17:50.360 - HE'S RIGHT. 453 00:17:50.536 --> 00:17:54.106 WE HAVE TO STOP HEMINRYE, NO MATTER WHAT THE COST. 454 00:18:01.180 --> 00:18:03.683 [grunting] 455 00:18:09.521 --> 00:18:10.223 [laughing] 456 00:18:10.723 --> 00:18:13.559 [thunder cracks] 457 00:18:14.590 --> 00:18:15.761 - TOO CLOSE. 458 00:18:16.261 --> 00:18:19.365 - PULL, PULL. 459 00:18:19.865 --> 00:18:23.402 - QUICKLY, THIS WAY. 460 00:18:23.902 --> 00:18:26.539 - WHAT'S GOING ON? 461 00:18:27.390 --> 00:18:30.243 NO, COME BACK, COME BACK! 462 00:18:30.743 --> 00:18:34.113 NO! 463 00:18:34.613 --> 00:18:35.314 - HURRY. 464 00:18:35.814 --> 00:18:38.951 THERE'S AN EXIT UP AHEAD. 465 00:18:39.451 --> 00:18:40.419 THERE GOES THE CHERRY ORCHARD. 466 00:18:40.919 --> 00:18:43.823 - UH, YOUR HIGHNESS, I THINK WE'VE GOT BIGGER PROBLEMS. 467 00:18:44.323 --> 00:18:47.226 [water rushing] 468 00:18:47.726 --> 00:18:49.929 - WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS. 469 00:18:50.429 --> 00:18:51.197 - YOU HEARD OF SNOWBOARDING? 470 00:18:51.697 --> 00:18:54.634 WELL, WELCOME TO MUDBOARDING. 471 00:18:55.134 --> 00:18:59.805 [cheering] 472 00:19:00.305 --> 00:19:02.675 - AH! 473 00:19:04.743 --> 00:19:05.278 - THE BOOK. 474 00:19:05.778 --> 00:19:06.345 I DON'T BELIEVE IT 475 00:19:06.845 --> 00:19:07.513 IT SURVIVED. 476 00:19:08.130 --> 00:19:10.160 - I WISH I COULD SAY THE SAME FOR THE GARDENS. 477 00:19:10.516 --> 00:19:11.651 - IF IT'S ANY CONSOLATION, YOUR MAJESTY, 478 00:19:12.151 --> 00:19:14.200 THEY'LL STILL BE FAMOUS OVER 2,000 YEARS FROM NOW. 479 00:19:14.520 --> 00:19:15.321 - MORE FAMOUS THAN MY HUSBAND? 480 00:19:15.821 --> 00:19:16.389 - OH, MUCH MORE. 481 00:19:16.889 --> 00:19:18.658 - I CAN'T WAIT TO TELL HIM. 482 00:19:19.158 --> 00:19:21.961 - OKAY BOOK, TAKE US HOME. 483 00:19:22.461 --> 00:19:24.163 HOME. 484 00:19:24.663 --> 00:19:26.232 UH, MAYBE WE SHOULD LET IT DRY FIRST? 485 00:19:26.732 --> 00:19:27.700 - HERE, GIVE IT TO ME. 486 00:19:28.200 --> 00:19:29.869 WE'D BE HERE FOR CENTURIES BEFORE YOU'D FIGURE OUT 487 00:19:30.369 --> 00:19:32.380 HOW TO USE IT PROPERLY. 488 00:19:32.538 --> 00:19:34.974 AND TO THINK THAT ONE DAY YOU'RE GOING TO BE A WARP WIZARD. 489 00:19:35.474 --> 00:19:36.676 - WARP WIZARD, WHAT'S THAT? 490 00:19:37.176 --> 00:19:38.511 WAIT, YOU HAVE TO TELL ME MORE. 491 00:19:39.110 --> 00:19:39.912 WHEN DO I GET TO BE A WARP WIZARD? 492 00:19:40.412 --> 00:19:40.947 WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO? 493 00:19:41.447 --> 00:19:42.982 COME BACK. 494 00:19:43.482 --> 00:19:46.419 [ominous music] 495 00:19:46.919 --> 00:19:48.921 - GREAT MARDUK, I HAVE FAILED YOU! 496 00:19:49.421 --> 00:19:52.910 PLEASE TAKE MERCY ON YOUR HUMBLE SERVANT. 497 00:19:52.591 --> 00:19:54.794 - YOU HAVE DISAPPOINTED ME, HEMINRYE. 498 00:19:55.294 --> 00:19:58.698 AND FOR THAT YOU WILL BE SMITED. 499 00:20:02.701 --> 00:20:03.503 - USELESS IMBECILE. 500 00:20:04.300 --> 00:20:05.400 - YOU'RE NOT MARDUK. 501 00:20:05.504 --> 00:20:06.639 - NO, I'M JACK. 502 00:20:07.139 --> 00:20:07.907 SOME CALL ME MAD. 503 00:20:08.407 --> 00:20:11.577 I PREFER THE TERM "DIABOLICALLY BRILLIANT." 504 00:20:12.770 --> 00:20:13.120 - NO, PLEASE! 505 00:20:13.512 --> 00:20:15.348 DON'T SEND ME INTO THE FUTURE WITH THAT THING AGAIN. 506 00:20:15.848 --> 00:20:17.416 IT WAS HORRIBLE. 507 00:20:17.916 --> 00:20:19.552 - TRUE, MY LITTLE INVENTION DOESN'T PROVIDE 508 00:20:20.520 --> 00:20:23.550 AS SMOOTH A RIDE AS THE BOOK, BUT IT WILL HAVE TO DO 509 00:20:23.555 --> 00:20:26.692 UNTIL I GET BACK WHAT'S RIGHTFULLY MINE. 510 00:20:27.192 --> 00:20:27.793 TA-TA. 511 00:20:28.293 --> 00:20:32.131 - [yelling] 512 00:20:32.631 --> 00:20:34.934 - I'M COMING FOR YOU JOE. 513 00:20:35.434 --> 00:20:40.806 [wicked laughter] 514 00:20:45.110 --> 00:20:46.546 - AFTER A COUPLE OF DAYS IN THE LIBRARY, 515 00:20:47.460 --> 00:20:48.614 SAM MANAGED TO TRANSLATE THE CLAY TABLET 516 00:20:49.114 --> 00:20:49.882 I'D BEEN CARRYING AROUND. 517 00:20:50.382 --> 00:20:51.651 - WELL, IS IT REALLY JUST A SHOPPING LIST? 518 00:20:52.151 --> 00:20:54.860 - THIS FIRST LINE WAS REALLY HARD TO TRANSLATE. 519 00:20:54.586 --> 00:20:56.355 YOU SEE, SOME OF THE CHARACTERS ARE LIKE LITTLE PICTURES, 520 00:20:56.855 --> 00:20:58.524 WHILE OTHERS ARE LIKE LETTERS OF THE ALPHABET, SO I-- 521 00:20:59.240 --> 00:21:00.660 - SAM, JUST TELL US WHAT IT SAYS. 522 00:21:01.160 --> 00:21:02.595 - HICK STREET BETWEEN CHURCH AND JORALEMON. 523 00:21:03.950 --> 00:21:03.729 FIFTH HOUSE ON THE LEFT. 524 00:21:04.229 --> 00:21:04.764 IT'S YOUR ADDRESS. 525 00:21:05.264 --> 00:21:05.932 - THAT'S IT? 526 00:21:06.432 --> 00:21:07.533 NOTHING ABOUT WHO REALLY TOOK THE BOOK 527 00:21:08.330 --> 00:21:09.468 OR ME BEING A WARP WIZARD? 528 00:21:09.968 --> 00:21:10.703 - SORRY. 529 00:21:11.203 --> 00:21:13.500 - WELL, MR. WIZARD, IT'S TIME FOR KING FRED 530 00:21:13.505 --> 00:21:14.407 TO BE HEADING HOME. 531 00:21:14.907 --> 00:21:16.800 YOU COMING, SIR SAM? 532 00:21:16.508 --> 00:21:17.343 - WHY AM I JUST A SIR? 533 00:21:17.843 --> 00:21:18.978 I MEAN, CAN'T I AT LEAST BE A-- 534 00:21:19.478 --> 00:21:21.781 AN EARL OR A DUKE OR-- 535 00:21:25.317 --> 00:21:27.854 - JOE OF BROOKLYN, WARP WIZARD. 536 00:21:28.354 --> 00:21:30.156 WIZARD OF THE UNIVERSE, MASTER OF ALL-- 537 00:21:30.656 --> 00:21:31.324 - [clearing throat] 538 00:21:31.824 --> 00:21:34.260 - SORRY TO INTERRUPT YOU, WARP WIZARD, 539 00:21:34.526 --> 00:21:36.662 BUT I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET MR. VACUUM. 540 00:21:37.162 --> 00:21:37.930 THIS ROOM IS A MESS. 541 00:21:38.430 --> 00:21:39.198 - OKAY, OKAY. 542 00:21:39.698 --> 00:21:41.868 - WHY DON'T I HOLD ON TO THIS TO KEEP YOU 543 00:21:42.368 --> 00:21:43.436 FROM GETTING DISTRACTED.