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Sam: What happened?

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Fred: You touched that page in the book.

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That?s what happened!

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Sam: Yeah, but I wasn?t the one who

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took it out of the safe!

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Fred: We have to do something!

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Joe is disappearing right before out eyes.

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Sam: Huh. Look, let?s not spend the whole

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day arguing.

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[Screams]

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Fred: Wait a minute! False alarm!

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Sam: Haha. I knew that. I think it?s a statue

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of the Hindu god, Shiva.

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I?ve seen something like it at the museum.

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Huh! We must be in India!

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Cape: Here, Prince Mahaloogie.

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You?ll get the rest

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when you win the marriage contest.

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Mahaloogie: I want an elephant, too.

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A big one, with flames painted on the tusks.

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Cape: Alright, alright!

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I?ll throw in an elephant!

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Just make sure Prince Karna loses.

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Fred: Prince Karna? Wasn?t that the name

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we saw in the book right before we warped?

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Sam: Yeah! Maybe he?s an ancestor of Joe?s,

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and that might have something to do with

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why he?s disappearing!

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Fred: Okay, here?s the plan!

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We split up, follow each of them

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Mahaloogie: And die!

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Ashok: Hahaha!

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Sam: We?re not spies, we swear!

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Fred: Yeah! We don?t know anything about

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your plan to get rid of that Karna guy!

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Mahaloogie: Spies or not,

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you filthy mongrels were trespassing on

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the sacred ground of the Ellora Caves.

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The punishment for that is

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Ashok: Can Ashok step on their heads now?

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Mahaloogie: No, Ashok. Let?s let the

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vultures take care of them.

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Mahaloogie: Hahaha!

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Ashok: Hahaha!

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[Vultures]

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Fred: No!

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[Song] Be careful what you wish for!

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Go!

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There they go,

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three boys surfing on the time continuum.

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There they go,

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Green mist fills the air,

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the book can take them anywhere!

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Go!

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There they go,

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three girls warping time

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it's 2105.

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There they go,

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you can catch a ride

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with the Time Warp Trio.

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Go!

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Traveling through history

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with the Time Warp Trio.

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Go!

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Joe: You?re probably wondering why

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I wasn?t part of the buzzard buffet

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back in eighth century India.

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Well, it?s all because I couldn?t find my

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shoes that morning,

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Or my feet.

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Huh? Aah!

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Fred: Why ?d we have to come right over?

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It?s eight thirty in the morning.

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Sam: Yeah, it better be important because

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I was this close to winning the mathalon

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in my dream.

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Fred: That?s your idea of a good dream?

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Joe: It?s important, alright! Look!

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Fred: What are we looking at?

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Did you get a hair cut?

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Joe: My whole lower half is gone.

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I?m disappearing!

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Fred: Oh yeah! That is bad.

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Sam: Bravo! Good one, Joe!

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What are you going to do for an encore?

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Joe: It?s not magic, I swear!

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First my feet vanished, then my legs,

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now this!

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It?s working its way up!

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Fred: But if your legs are gone,

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how come you?re still standing?

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Joe: I don?t know. I can?t explain it.

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It?s like I?m here, but I?m not.

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Sam: Wow! Your parents must be upset

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after all of the money they spent on pants.

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Joe: Sam, this is serious!

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Wait a second. I haven?t seen my mom

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all morning.

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What if she?s disappearing, too?

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What if she?s already gone? Mom!

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Sam: Disappearing legs? Oh, it?s better than

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the missing thumb trick. I?ll give him that!

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What?

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You don?t actually believe him, do you?

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Fred: Sam, you know Joe?s not that

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good at magic.

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Something must be going on with the book.

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Sam: Uh, Fred, wait.

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Let?s not jump to conclusions.

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Joe said never touch the book unless

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Okay. You?re touching it.

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Fred, please don?t touch

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Fred, now that?s

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some definite touching going on!

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Fred: Whoa! We?ve never seen this before!

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Sam: Hey! No mist! It?s a family tree.

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See?

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The horizontal lines connecting people

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represent marriages,

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and the vertical lines represent offspring.

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Fred: Hey! There?s Joe!

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It?s like his branch is short-circuiting

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or something.

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Sam: Hey! You?re right!

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The problem goes all the way back to the connection

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between someone named Prince Karna

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and Princess Lakshmi.

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That must be the weak link! Right here!

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Oops!

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Sam: Uh, uh. Shoo, shoo!

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Polly wanna different head!

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Fred: Buzz off!

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Pick on someone your own species!

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Sam: Yes!

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Fred: Sam! Keep doing that!

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Sam: What, screaming?

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Fred: No, moving your head.

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Your glasses are blinding the bird.

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Sam: Yeah! Take that you oversized pigeon!

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Go pick on someone your own size!

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Sam and Fred: Aah!

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Sam: Of all of the horrible things that

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ever almost happened to us,

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I think that might?ve been the worst.

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Fred: Think again!

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Karna: Excuse me. It is disrespectful

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to block the path of a prince.

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Please remove yourselves.

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Fred: Uh, we?d love to, but as you can see,

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we?re a little stuck.

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Karna: Hmm. I really shouldn?t even be

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looking at you.

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You are most likely of a very low caste.

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Fred: Caste? Does he think that we?re

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in some play?

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Sam: No, Fred!

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It?s the word for the ancient

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Indian class system.

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There were priests, warriors, merchants,

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servants and outcasts.

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He probably thinks we?re outcasts.

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Fred: Outcasts? We?re not outcasts!

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Sam: What he means, your highness,

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is that we?re princes, too.

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Princes from Brooklynistan.

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Karna: Really?

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I?ve never heard of such a place!

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The Gupta Empire is vast, indeed.

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You must be here for my Swayamvara.

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Sam and Fred: Yes, exactly!

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Sam: Um, this Swaya,

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what you said,

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It doesn?t involve large carnivorous birds,

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Does it?

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Karna: Of course not! A Swayamvara is

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a wedding contest.

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Whoever wins the trials will win the

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princess?s hand.

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You?re not competitors, are you?

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Fred: Uh, no. We?re a little young to

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be getting hitched.

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Karna: Good. Princess Lakshmi is more

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beautiful than ten thousand peacocks,

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and it is my destiny to marry her.

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Sam: Hey! This must be Prince Karna,

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Joe?s ancestor.

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Fred: Yeah, and if what we overheard at the caves

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is true, then we better watch his back.

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Karna: There?s the princess.

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Is she not radiant?

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Fred: Yeah, I guess.

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What?s that spiky-headed thing

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standing next to her?

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Sam: It?s Samantha! And Freddie! Yahoo!

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Hey! We?re over here!

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Freddi: What are you guys doing here?

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Where?s Joe?

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Fred: He?s at home. At least half of him is.

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Sam: It?s the weirdest thing.

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Everything from his waist down

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has vanished. At first, I thought it was just

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one of his lame tricks.

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Samantha: It isn?t!

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Someone?s trying to alter his history.

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Jodi knew something was up when her

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pinkie toe started fading.

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Freddi: If Joe?s already half gone,

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we don?t have much time.

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Okay, we know someone is trying to keep

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Karna and Lakshmi from marrying.

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Now, all we have to do is find out who.

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Ashok: Make way for Prince Mahaloogie!

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Mahaloogie: Oh, Princess.

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You are fairer than the fairest nose.

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I mean rose. With your permission,

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I, too, shall compete for

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your hand in marriage.

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Lakshmi: I suppose it will make

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the contest more interesting.

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King Sitaram: My Daughter has spoken!

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Let the Swayamvara begin!

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Samantha: Okay. Here?s the plan.

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We?ve already become friends with

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Lakshmi, so we?ll work on her.

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You two help Karna win the trials.

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King Sitaram: First, we shall see

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who is better with a bow and arrow.

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Whoever comes closer to the fish eye wins.

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[Applause]

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Fred: Is that the best that you can do?

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My grandmother can shoot better than that!

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We?re toast!

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Sam: No we?re not!

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Archery isn?t about strength.

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It?s about precision.

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You can do this. Just relax.

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If you relax, you?ll do fine.

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If you?re tense, you?ll lose, okay?

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Are you relsxed?

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Good! Then keep relaxing, and smile!

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The princess is watching!

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Happy face, happy face!

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Karna: Argh!

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Freddi: Okay, that was

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Samantha: Pathetic! I mean, he is so cute!

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Come on! Have you ever seen a cuter prince?

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King Sitaram: Next trial: chaturanga!

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Karna: Rook to G7!

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Sam: I knew the Indians invented chess,

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but I didn?t know they were so good!

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This game is amazing!

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Fred: Yeah! And exhausting!

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Are we near the end, yet?

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Karna: Checkmate!

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Sam: He did it! He won!

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He used the old

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cow?s basket queen side

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rook pin gambit, and Mahaloogie fell for it.

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Whoo hoo!

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Mahaloogie: Ow!

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Fred: Okay. Mahaloogie?s won one trial,

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and you?ve won one. This is the tiebreaker.

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Are you ready?

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Sam: Whatever you do,

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just don?t let go of the reins!

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King Sitaram: Princes, take your chariots!

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[Horn]

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Fred: And they?re off!

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It?s Mahaloogie on the inside by a lick.

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Here comes Karna! Karna?s gaining!

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Karna?s coming up strong!

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They?re neck and neck on the inside stretch!

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Wait! Karna?s pulling ahead!

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Sweet shepherd chariot, look at that kid go!

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Sam: Hey! He can?t do that!

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Fred: Huh! Karna?s out of control!

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He?s going to crash!

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Sam: Into us! Aah!

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Sam: Wait! The horse is going into the turn!

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I think he?s going to miss us!

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Fred: Yeah, but Karna?s still going to

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get hurt unless we do something!

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Fred: Huh!

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Grab him as he comes by!

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Sam: What? I thought you said we?

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We?ve got to get up on that horse!

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It?s our only chance!

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Karna: Alright! You first!

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Sam: Come on!

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Thank you! It was nothing, really!

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King Sitaram: Hahaha!

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Well, my little lotus blossom.

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Since there was no clear winner of

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the competition,

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you may choose which one to marry.

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Lakshmi: I choose, you!

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Sam: Say what?

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King Sitaram: Him? He is but a foreigner!

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You must choose someone from

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your own caste, my pet.

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Lakshmi: You said I get to pick

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which one. Well, this is the one I pick.

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I don?t care if he has the hair of a wet

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mongoose and smells like camel sweat.

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King Sitaram: Lakshmi.

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Do not use such vulgar language.

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Lakshmi: It?s him or no one!

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Sam: Uh, no one is good!

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I approve of no one!

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King Sitaram: How many cows do you own?

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Sam: Cows? None!

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I have a hamster.

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King Sitaram: That will do! Congratulations!

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Stay with us so we can get to know

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you better! Hahaha!

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Sam: But I can?t get married!

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I?m only in fifth grade! Guys!

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Do something!

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Samantha: Don?t worry, Sam!

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We?ll get you out of it!

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Freddi: We better! If we don?t,

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that?s the last we?ll ever see of Joe and Jodi!

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Karna: How could she not choose me?

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We were meant to be together!

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It must be because of my bad karma.

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Freddi: Oh, that?s not true.

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You have lovely karma, whatever that is!

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Karna: Karma is the cosmic order

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of all things. I am paying for wickedness

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committed in a previous life.

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I just stepped on a worm!

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Now my karma will be even worse!

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Freddi: Oh, this isn?t good.

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Lakshmi is never going to fall in love

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with Karna if he stays like this!

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Fred: Well, we?ve got to do something.

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If Sam gets married,

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he?ll become Joe?s ancestor,

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and then Joe will get all Sammish.

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I can?t have two Sams in my life.

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Samantha: There has to be some way of

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getting them together.

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Your highness?

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Do you have any special talents?

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Karna: I am fond of magic.

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Observe as I painlessly remove my thumb.

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Fred: So that?s where Joe gets it from.

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Samantha: Anything else?

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Karna: No. Aah. Oh, god of love,

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how can thy darts be so keen?

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Samantha: Did you just make that up?

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Karna: I was quoting the great poet,

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Kalidasa.

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Freddi: That?s it! Poetry!

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He?ll win the princess with poetry!

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Karna: I will?

364
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But that?s all the Kalidasa I know!

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Samantha: Don?t worry about material.

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We?ve got everything you need

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right here!

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Mahaloogie: Karna has lost.

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Cape: Excellent!

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Your elephant is parked in the rear!

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Mahaloogie: You know, the strangest thing is,

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she didn?t choose Karna, or me.

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She picked this ugly foreigner with

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crystals on his eyes.

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Cape: What? What foreigner?

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Mahaloogie: Uh, there were these

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two youths .They were helping Karna.

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Cape: I knew those little warp runts would

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find a way to mettle in!

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Well, at least this time, I came prepared.

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Mahaloogie: Hey! My money!

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Cape: You?ll be paid when you deliver

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these sweets to princess Lakshmi.

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Mahaloogie: First, you don?t want her

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to get married.

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Now you?re giving her gifts?

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Cape: Gifts that contain a lethal poison.

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Anyone who takes a bite will die in seconds.

389
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Still hungry?

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Mahaloogie: Gulp!

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Cape: Those foreigners are going to try

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to get Karna and Lakshmi together.

393
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But there can?t be a wedding if

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the bride is dead! Hahaha!

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Sam: Ow!

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Lakshmi: that?s three for me,

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and none for you! Let?s try the left hand.

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Sam: No! No more!

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My knuckles are all bruised.

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Lakshmi: Fine! You choose he next game.

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Sam: I don?t want to choose the next game.

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I want to go home!

403
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Lakshmi: Look here,

404
00:15:52.660 --> 00:15:53.760
Sam from Brooklynistan.

405
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You think I want to marry you?

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Sam: You don?t?

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Lakshmi: Of course not!

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I just thought if I chose someone

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outside of my caste,

410
00:16:00.845 --> 00:16:02.400
my father would cancel the wedding.

411
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But he didn?t. So starting tomorrow,

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we?ll be together for the rest of our lives!

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00:16:10.600 --> 00:16:10.575
Sam: I know a game we can play.

414
00:16:11.750 --> 00:16:12.000
It?s called hide and go seek.

415
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You close your eyes, count to twenty,

416
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and then try to find me. Okay? Ready?

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Lakshmi: One, two, three, four, five.

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Sam: Aah! What are you doing here?

419
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Mahaloogie: Oh!

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I?m delivering an early wedding present.

421
00:16:30.910 --> 00:16:32.530
Make sure the princess gets these.

422
00:16:33.300 --> 00:16:34.688
[Sneeze]

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Oh, uh. Have a few yourself.

424
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They?re delicious! Hahaha!

425
00:16:40.605 --> 00:16:41.458
Sam: I wouldn?t let my worst enemy

426
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touch anything that?s been near

427
00:16:43.285 --> 00:16:44.730
that phlegm factory.

428
00:16:45.230 --> 00:16:45.473
Lakshmi: Found you!

429
00:16:45.973 --> 00:16:47.322
That was much too easy.

430
00:16:47.822 --> 00:16:48.690
Let?s do something about

431
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your ridiculous hair.

432
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Freddi: Don?t worry about a thing.

433
00:16:58.565 --> 00:17:01.197
Just repeat whatever I say.

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Sam: Prince Karna!

435
00:17:02.693 --> 00:17:03.538
Boy, am I glad to see you!

436
00:17:04.380 --> 00:17:05.177
She was just about to

437
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Lakshmi: Please? Just a little off the top.

438
00:17:08.373 --> 00:17:09.553
Oh, hello!

439
00:17:10.530 --> 00:17:11.217
Karna: Uh, uh.

440
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Freddi: Hello.

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Karna: Hello.

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Freddi: Thy beauty is a fresh leaf,

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which no hand has torn from its stock.

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Karna: Thy beauty is a fresh leaf,

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which no hand has torn from its stock.

446
00:17:22.805 --> 00:17:23.433
Freddi: A pure diamond,

447
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which no polisher has handled,

448
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Karna: A pure diamond,

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which no polisher has handled,

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Fred: How long before she falls in love

451
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with him? This poetry is making me tired.

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Samantha: I don?t know,

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but Kalidasa wrote thousands of verses.

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I hope we don?t have to hear all of them.

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Fred: I?m going to go find some shade.

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Hmm.

457
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Freddi: A blossom whose fragrance

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Agh! Get away, you stink pot!

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Karna: Get away, you stink pot!

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Uh, one moment please!

461
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Freddi: Agh! Let go!

462
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Samantha: Fred. Wake up, Fred!

463
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Freddi: Oh brother!

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Samantha: Fred! This is no time for

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Freddi: Huh!

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Freddi and Samantha: Fred!

467
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Samantha: I found him like this,

468
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and then that bird died.

469
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Sam: These must be poison!

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Mahaloogie brought them earlier.

471
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They wanted me to

472
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give them to the princess!

473
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Karna: He has been given the poison

474
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dehli behli, but there is a pulse.

475
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We may still have time.

476
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Quick! We need wormseed, senna leaves,

477
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and cow?s urine.

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Samantha: I?ll get the wormseed!

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Freddi: I?ll get the senna leaves!

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Sam: I?ll

481
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Aw, man!

482
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Karna: This should do the trick!

483
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Fred: Ugh! Blech!

484
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What did you do that for?

485
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Karna: To save your life!

486
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It?s a good thing you didn?t eat

487
00:19:02.968 --> 00:19:03.757
all of the sweets.

488
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I wouldn?t have been able to help you.

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Fred: What are you talking about?

490
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I didn?t eat any of them. I was taking a nap!

491
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What?s in that stuff anyway?

492
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Sam: Trust me, Fred.

493
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You don?t want to know!

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Lakshmi: Uh! It?s him!

495
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Ashok: I thought you said she?d be dead!

496
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Mahaloogie: Run, you dumb ox!

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Karna: Villans! Stay where you are!

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[Scuffles]

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Karna: Lakshmi is the kindest, smartest,

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most beautiful princess in all of India.

501
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Why would you try to kill her?

502
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Answer me!

503
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Lakshmi: Don?t waste your breath

504
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on this snake!

505
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We?ll let my father deal with him!

506
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I should?ve never let him

507
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enter the Swayamvara.

508
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Karna: I am the sky,

509
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Lakshmi: You are the Earth.

510
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Karna: I am the song,

511
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Lakshmi: You are the verse.

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Karna: Loving, agreeable,

513
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Lakshmi: Joyful in heart.

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Karna: My we live for a hundred autumns.

515
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Freddi: I love a good wedding.

516
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Sam: Me, too! Especially when it?s not mine.

517
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Samantha: Okay, guys.

518
00:20:01.273 --> 00:20:03.517
Now, for the moment of truth.

519
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Freddi: It worked!

520
00:20:09.128 --> 00:20:11.188
Joe and Jodi?s line is restored!

521
00:20:11.688 --> 00:20:12.197
Sam: Now that Joe probably has

522
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his legs back, let?s get out of here!

523
00:20:15.497 --> 00:20:16.243
Fred: There?s one thing I still

524
00:20:16.743 --> 00:20:17.597
don?t understand.

525
00:20:18.970 --> 00:20:18.628
How can a snot-nosed dork

526
00:20:19.128 --> 00:20:20.908
like Mahaloogie change history?

527
00:20:21.408 --> 00:20:22.500
It doesn?t make any sense!

528
00:20:23.000 --> 00:20:26.478
Cape: Unless he had some assistance.

529
00:20:26.978 --> 00:20:28.957
I?ll take that. Thank you very much.

530
00:20:29.457 --> 00:20:30.858
Samantha: We have to stop him!

531
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He?s got the book!

532
00:20:35.385 --> 00:20:36.525
Mad Jack: Haha!

533
00:20:37.250 --> 00:20:38.508
Not quite fast enough, are we?

534
00:20:39.800 --> 00:20:41.285
And you?re supposed to be the athletic one!

535
00:20:41.785 --> 00:20:43.205
Freddi: Huh! Mad Jack!

536
00:20:43.705 --> 00:20:43.892
Fred: Mad who?

537
00:20:44.392 --> 00:20:44.925
Samantha: We?ll explain later!

538
00:20:45.425 --> 00:20:47.853
We have to stop him before he warps!

539
00:20:48.353 --> 00:20:51.548
[Chants]

540
00:20:52.480 --> 00:20:53.200
Mad Jack: Ugh!

541
00:20:53.520 --> 00:20:54.700
Fred: Quick! Get us out of here!

542
00:20:55.200 --> 00:20:56.388
Mad Jack: This isn?t over!

543
00:20:56.888 --> 00:21:02.197
Soon, you?ll all wish you?d never been born!

544
00:21:02.697 --> 00:21:03.805
Joe: It was a good thing I?d had Fred, Sam,

545
00:21:04.305 --> 00:21:05.285
and the girls helping me.

546
00:21:05.785 --> 00:21:06.565
In the few seconds they were away,

547
00:21:07.650 --> 00:21:09.117
I?d lost everything but my head.

548
00:21:09.617 --> 00:21:13.485
Aah! Actually, I kind of lost that, too.

549
00:21:13.985 --> 00:21:14.805
Then, all of a sudden,

550
00:21:15.305 --> 00:21:19.190
everything was back to normal.

551
00:21:19.690 --> 00:21:20.813
Sam: Aah! It?s good to be back!

552
00:21:21.313 --> 00:21:21.660
Joe: You?re telling me!

553
00:21:22.160 --> 00:21:24.902
Who was this Mad Jack?

554
00:21:25.402 --> 00:21:25.525
Fred: Beats me!

555
00:21:26.250 --> 00:21:26.645
Samantha was going to tell us,

556
00:21:27.145 --> 00:21:29.460
but we warped before she could.

557
00:21:29.960 --> 00:21:30.157
Sam: Hey!

558
00:21:30.657 --> 00:21:32.385
Do you think he looked kind of familiar?

559
00:21:32.885 --> 00:21:33.748
Fred: Yeah. Now that you mention it,

560
00:21:34.248 --> 00:21:36.237
He did look a little bit like your Uncle Joe.

561
00:21:36.737 --> 00:21:37.860
Joe: Uncle Joe? That?s weird!

562
00:21:38.360 --> 00:21:39.453
Oh, well!

563
00:21:39.953 --> 00:21:41.837
Who wants pancakes?

564
00:21:42.337 --> 00:21:43.245
Actually, it wasn?t weird at all that they

565
00:21:43.745 --> 00:21:45.765
looked alike, because Mad Jack was really

566
00:21:46.265 --> 00:21:47.108
Voice: Uh, Joe? We?re out of time.

567
00:21:47.608 --> 00:21:48.157
The show?s over!

568
00:21:48.657 --> 00:21:49.397
Joe: Oh, okay!

569
00:21:49.897 --> 00:21:51.445
Guess I?ll have to tell you later!

570
00:21:51.945 --> 00:21:56.945
[Music]