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Lithtenese: Listen, Simplex.

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If we don?t beat Athens,

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we?ll be crawling home

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to Sparta like worms.

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Simplex: Argh!

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Lithtenese: Yes! Forty five cubix.

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Hey! Beat that one, you Athenian twerp!

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Hey! Who are you two? Where?s Glocus?

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Judge: The Olympic judges demand to know

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what you?ve done with

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the Athenian athlete Glocus.

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Fred: We didn?t do anything with Glocus.

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Did we?

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Samantha: Maybe he warped out

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when we warped in!

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Lithtenese: Your honors.

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Clearly, Glocus has fled the field.

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Therefore, Sparta should be declared

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winner of the Pentathlon.

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Judge: But Lithtenese,

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abandoning the Olympic field is unheard of.

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Perhaps you had Glocus kidnapped

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to ensure a Spartan victory.

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Lithtenese: Me?

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I?ve never seen these two

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strangely dressed weaklings in my life.

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Judge: Well,

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if neither side can produce Glocus,

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then both teams will be disqualified.

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Lithtenese: Disqualify us?

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And I?ll make sure Sparta has

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these two pests executed.

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[Ooh]

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Judge: You can?t execute players

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during the Olympic truce.

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That would mean

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Lithtenese: That the truce would be over,

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Sparta and Athens would be back at war,

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and the Olympics would be canceled

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for the first time ever!

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[Ooh]

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Judge: We decree that you will throw

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the discus on behalf of Athens.

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Samantha: Me? But

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Judge: It is the only way to

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preserve the Olympic truce and avoid war.

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But if you lose,

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Athens has the right to execute you.

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Fred: Wait a minute!

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That means the only way

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we won?t be executed is if

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Judge: You win the competition.

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Good luck, young man.

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Fred: Oh! She?s not a

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Samantha: Shh! Women weren?t allowed

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to compete in the Olympics

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under penalty of death.

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Fred: Ahem!

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This macho manly guy here says he?ll do it.

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Samantha: Ugh! Whoa!

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Fred: Samantha,

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you?ve only got one more throw!

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Samantha: I know, I know!

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I?m doing the best I can!

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Fred: If you don?t get that thing airborne,

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we?re going to lose the game!

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Samantha: That?s not all we?re going to lose!

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[Song] Be careful what you wish for!

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Go!

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There they go,

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three boys surfing on the time continuum.

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There they go,

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Green mist fills the air,

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the book can take them anywhere!

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Go!

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There they go,

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three girls warping time

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it's 2105.

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There they go,

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you can catch a ride

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with the Time Warp Trio.

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Go!

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Traveling through history

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with the Time Warp Trio.

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Go!

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Fred: They say a picture is worth

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a thousand words.

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Well, this one was worth just five.

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It was all Sam?s fault.

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Samantha: Sam?

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Why do you look like a brain-sucking

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alien in this picture?

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Sam: Haha.

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Because I was just about to sneeze.

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Fred: Yeah, and topple the whole pyramid,

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and cause me to sprain my arm

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right before the ultimate match.

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Sam: Why did you put me on the bottom

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right near the grass?

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You know I have allergies.

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Samantha: Haha.

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I?m surprised you were even playing.

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So how?d it go?

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Did you guys lose without Fred?

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Sam: Um, actually?

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We won, and I scored the winning goal.

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Fred: Okay, okay.

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Do we have to rehash the whole game?

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Here. Happy Birthday.

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Sorry it isn?t wrapped.

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Samantha: Hey.

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I?m lucky to get any presents at all,

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since I won?t be born for

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another ninety years.

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What do you think?

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Sam: You look like a boy,

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A very weird-looking boy.

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Sam: Hey!

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You haven?t touched

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my birthday present yet.

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Samantha: Oh yeah!

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Mmm. They?re so greasy.

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Fred: I can?t believe fried food is banned

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in the twenty second century.

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How do you live?

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Samantha: It?s not so bad,

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When you can borrow a little something

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to take you back in time

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for special occasions.

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Mmm! These rings are almost as good

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as the ones at Mabel?s.

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Fred: What?

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Do you know a place with better rings?

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Samantha: Ooh.

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What an awesome dessert case.

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I?ll be right back.

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Fred: I still can?t believe

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I wasn?t there today.

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Sam: Oh come on, Fred!

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It was just a game!

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It?s not like it was the Olympics or anything.

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Fred: Just a game?

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A game is never just a game.

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Sam: You?re right! It was amazing!

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You should?ve seen me.

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I was all over the place and

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when I threw the winning goal,

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Aah! Fred? What are you doing?

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Fred: If I didn?t get on that pyramid,

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none of this would?ve happened.

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Hey, look.

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These must be the buttons for

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the past and future.

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I bet Samantha would tell me

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to just lightly tap this one.

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Sam: Aah! Hit the other button!

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The other button!

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Samantha: Huh! What are you doing?

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Trio: Aah!

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Samantha: Ugh.

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Fred: If you don?t beat that big ox?s toss,

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they?re going to throw us to the lions.

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Samantha: Fred,

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you?re thinking of the Romans.

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That?s five hundred years from now.

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The Greeks will probably just fling us

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off a cliff.

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Fred: Wait a minute! I?ve got an idea.

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Samantha: Ugh.

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[Laughter]

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Lithtenese: Look how he?s holding it!

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[Laughter]

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Lithtenese and Simplex: Huh?

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[Ooh]

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[Applause]

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Judge: No one has thrown the discus

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that far since,

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since the God Apollo hit Hyacinthus

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with one.

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Fred and Samantha: We?re not going to die!

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Lithtenese: Not so fast!

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By winning the discus throw,

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Athens and Sparta are tied two to two,

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but the Pentathlon is five events.

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There?s still a tiebreaker.

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Fred: So? What?s that?

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Synchronized swimming?

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Lithtenese: Wrestling.

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[Gulp]

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Fred: I take it back. We are going to die.

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Samantha: So. You don?t have any

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beefy wrestlers hidden in that sling,

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do you?

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Fred: We?ve got to get the book

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and get out of here.

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Samantha: We can?t just leave.

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Athens and Sparta could go back to war,

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and it?ll have been our fault.

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Fred: You?re not seriously thinking about

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wrestling that guy?

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He?ll cream you!

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Samantha: We?ve got to find this Glocus.

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It?s our only hope.

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Aah!

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Plato: A woman? You?re a woman?

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The authorities shall hear about this and

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they?ll demand nothing less than your death.

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Fred: Wherever Sam is he better

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be getting help.

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Sam: Woo! That was close.

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I thought for sure we were going to war.

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Fred? Samantha?

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Huh! What the?

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Napoleon? Blackbeard?

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With a milkshake?

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What?s going on?

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Glocus: Excuse me?

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Is this seat taken?

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The name?s Glocus.

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Sam: I?m Sam.

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At least I was when I woke up this morning.

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Now I?m not so sure.

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Is this the Olympia Diner?

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Glocus: Diner? I don?t know what that is.

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But this sure isn?t Olympia.

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I can tell you that much.

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I was just there.

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Sam: You were?

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Glocus: Yup.

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I was competing in the Olympic Games,

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and I was about to throw the discus

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for Athens when there was

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this flash of green light and

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Sam: Wait! You weren?t at the diner.

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You were at the real Olympia

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in Ancient Greece!

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Glocus: There?s another Olympia?

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Sam: I had just mentioned the Olympics

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when Fred took the book out.

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It must?ve warped you out

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and warped Fred and Samantha there!

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But where are we?

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Mabel?s.

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The best diner on the edge

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of the space-time continuum. Open forever.

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It?s some kind of rest stop for time-travelers.

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Hey! Did you see that?

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Glocus: Yeah. She left her fish.

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Sam: The greatest hits of history?

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Wow! Instead of playing songs,

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this jukebox must take you back

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to famous events.

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Battle of Waterloo.

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Gettysburg Address.

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Aha! Ancient Olympics!

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Yikes! There are over two hundred entries!

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Glocus: They?ve been going on for

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as long as I can remember.

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We even play when there?s a war

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by calling a truce for an entire month.

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Sam: Wow!

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Not one entire game cancelled

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in a thousand years!

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Glocus: Yeah, and I?m missing it.

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I?d do anything to be back there

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defending Athens? honor.

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You see?

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We just surrendered to Sparta

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after thirty years of fighting

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Sam: Aha! The Peloponnesian War.

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Here it is.

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404 BCE.

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Now all we need is a token.

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Waitress: They don?t come ala carte, honey.

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They?re only with the blue plate special.

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Today, it?s baked flounder.

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Comes with a side salad and two tokens.

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Sam: Then make it the blue plate special.

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Quickly!

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Plato: Imposters!

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Flogging centuries of tradition!

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Samantha: Wait, please!

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Listen to reason!

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Plato: Listen to reason?

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Why, that?s what Socrates would

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always says to me.

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Samantha: You know Socrates?

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Plato: Of course. I was his star pupil.

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Samantha: Wait! Are you?

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Plato?

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Plato: That?s just my nickname.

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It means broad shouldered.

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They call me that because

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I?m a pretty good wrestler.

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Fred: Plato? Hey!

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Are you the guy that invented that clay that comes in

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all different colors?

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Samantha: Fred, he?s Plato, not Play-doh!

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This is the greatest philosopher of all time!

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Plato: Oh, come now!

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I?m just one of the greatest.

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Samantha: Well, didn?t Socrates teach his

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students to challenge traditional beliefs?

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Plato: Well, yes, but

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Samantha: So challenge the Olympic

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ban on women!

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Plato: But you can?t wrestle Simplex.

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He?ll break you in two!

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Samantha: I?ll think of something.

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After all,

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necessity is the mother of invention.

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Right?

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Plato: Where did you hear that?

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That?s one of my sayings!

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Fred: Uh. It?s not a very good saying.

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It doesn?t even rhyme.

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No pain, no gain?

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Now that?s a good saying!

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Samantha: Hey! Plato said he got his name

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because he was good at wrestling.

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Maybe you could teach us some moves!

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Fred: He?s a philosopher.

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Eggheads like that don?t know

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a thing about wrestling.

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Plato: Oh, really?

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Fred: Ugh!

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Samantha: So. Are you going to turn us in

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or will you help us defeat Simplex?

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Plato: Hmm.

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It?s an interesting problem in ethics.

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Samantha: Plato was big on ethics.

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You know?

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Figuring out how humans should behave?

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Fred: Well, he didn?t seem to have

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an ethical problem flipping a boy in a sling!

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Lithtenese: Hurry up with that ox!

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Look. My sources tell me

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our competitor is training just over there

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in the old holding pen.

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Simplex: But Lithtenese!

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I want to wrestle that puny kid!

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Lithtenese: You saw the way he

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threw the discus. He?s stronger than he looks.

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Anyway, we don?t to risk

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your little problem ruining everything.

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Now, do we?

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Simplex: No.

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Lithtenese: It?s better if that runt

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and his friend run into a little

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oxidant!

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Hahaha!

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Fred: Argh!

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Plato: In my study of ethics,

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I have found that laws are useful.

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But good people don?t need them

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to act responsibly.

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I hope you?re taking notes

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on this stranglehold.

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Sam: Samantha, Fred!

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We?ve been looking everywhere for you.

368
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This is Glocus, and

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[Bang]

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What was that?

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Simplex: Argh!

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[Screams]

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Plato: Glocus! You?ve returned.

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Who is that?

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Fred: Plato. Sam.

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Sam. Plato.

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Sam: Plato? You mean the Plato?

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The great Greek philosopher?

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Samantha: Yeah.

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And he?s going to die along with all of us

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unless we find a way out of here.

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Sam: Glocus, wait!

383
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Where are you going?

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[Whistle]

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Glocus: Over here!

386
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Over here!

387
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If that man truly is a great philosopher,

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then his life is worth more than mine.

389
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Over here, you dumb ox!

390
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Sam: What about my life?

391
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Aah!

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Samantha: You came from Mabel?s!

393
00:12:27.985 --> 00:12:30.390
Sam: Wait a second! How did you know?

394
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And why are we still alive?

395
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Samantha: Um,

396
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maybe because you?re holograms?

397
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Sam: Uh, we are?

398
00:12:36.783 --> 00:12:37.103
Samantha: The jukebox at Mabel?s

399
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has at least ten thousand battles.

400
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As a hologram,

401
00:12:40.800 --> 00:12:41.408
you can visit them without getting killed.

402
00:12:41.908 --> 00:12:42.308
Sam: Wait a minute!

403
00:12:42.808 --> 00:12:43.690
You?ve known about Mabel?s,

404
00:12:44.190 --> 00:12:44.925
and you haven?t told me?

405
00:12:45.425 --> 00:12:46.307
Samantha: We?ll argue about it later.

406
00:12:46.807 --> 00:12:47.865
Where did the jukebox drop you off?

407
00:12:48.365 --> 00:12:48.767
It?s a time portal,

408
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so the book?s probably there.

409
00:12:50.610 --> 00:12:51.290
Sam: I can?t believe you never told me

410
00:12:51.790 --> 00:12:54.802
about Mabel?s!

411
00:12:55.302 --> 00:12:56.623
Samantha: Argh! Why couldn?t you just

412
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tell us where the time portal is?

413
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Fred: What just happened?

414
00:13:00.462 --> 00:13:00.870
Samantha: Each token is only good

415
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for twenty minutes.

416
00:13:02.502 --> 00:13:02.585
They won?t know where

417
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to meet us next time!

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00:13:04.405 --> 00:13:05.170
Plato: So. Are you two gods from

419
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Mount Olympus?

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Fred: I get that a lot.

421
00:13:08.417 --> 00:13:09.275
But no.

422
00:13:09.775 --> 00:13:10.215
Samantha: We need to stay alive

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long enough to get back a special book

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of ours.

425
00:13:13.643 --> 00:13:13.792
Plato: Well,

426
00:13:14.292 --> 00:13:15.287
Glocus and the one you called Sam

427
00:13:15.787 --> 00:13:16.272
saved my life.

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My ethical duty is clear.

429
00:13:18.665 --> 00:13:20.555
I must help you in any way I can.

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Fred: Uh oh! He?s thinking again!

431
00:13:23.700 --> 00:13:24.590
Plato: Now. We know that Simplex

432
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and Lithtenese were behind this ox incident.

433
00:13:28.188 --> 00:13:28.900
But why?

434
00:13:29.400 --> 00:13:31.208
Why are they worried about facing you?

435
00:13:31.708 --> 00:13:32.720
Come with me. Quickly!

436
00:13:33.220 --> 00:13:33.320
Fred: Hey!

437
00:13:33.820 --> 00:13:34.803
If we pass a food cart on the way,

438
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can we get something to eat?

439
00:13:36.360 --> 00:13:37.905
I?m starving!

440
00:13:43.625 --> 00:13:48.268
Simplex: Argh! Argh!

441
00:13:48.768 --> 00:13:49.928
Lithtenese: He?s undefeated!

442
00:13:50.428 --> 00:13:51.967
He?s killed twenty men.

443
00:13:52.467 --> 00:13:53.613
Only the mighty Hercules

444
00:13:54.113 --> 00:13:56.570
could beat Simplex!

445
00:13:56.557 --> 00:13:57.527
If his Athenian opponent knows

446
00:13:58.270 --> 00:14:00.127
what?s good for him, he?ll pull out before

447
00:14:00.627 --> 00:14:01.423
the wrestling match.

448
00:14:01.923 --> 00:14:02.293
Indeed.

449
00:14:02.793 --> 00:14:05.430
Perhaps he already has.

450
00:14:05.543 --> 00:14:06.913
Samantha: Maybe I should pull out!

451
00:14:07.413 --> 00:14:08.368
This guy is invincible!

452
00:14:08.868 --> 00:14:09.957
Plato: They?re just grandstanding.

453
00:14:10.457 --> 00:14:11.837
Lots of athletes do it or order

454
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to intimidate opponents.

455
00:14:13.542 --> 00:14:14.482
Samantha: Well, it?s working!

456
00:14:14.982 --> 00:14:15.778
I?m intimidated.

457
00:14:16.278 --> 00:14:17.318
Plato: We must study him closely.

458
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All humans have a flaw, an Achilles? heel.

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Fred: A what?

460
00:14:22.300 --> 00:14:22.560
Plato: In the Iliad,

461
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Homer described how Achilles was

462
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invincible everywhere but his heel.

463
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Paris killed him by hitting his heel

464
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with a spear.

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Fred: Oops. Sorry.

466
00:14:33.535 --> 00:14:33.857
Plato: What is this?

467
00:14:34.357 --> 00:14:34.992
Fred: It?s just ketchup.

468
00:14:35.492 --> 00:14:36.765
I snagged them back at the Olympia.

469
00:14:37.265 --> 00:14:39.187
They really improve the sausages.

470
00:14:39.687 --> 00:14:41.798
You know? Ketchup? From tomatoes?

471
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Samantha: Fred,

472
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tomatoes won?t make it to Europe

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for another two thousand years.

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Plato: Ugh! I have to go wash out my mouth.

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Lithtenese: Ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh.

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[Yawn]

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Samantha: If Simplex has an Achilles? Heel,

478
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it sure isn?t anywhere I can see.

479
00:15:06.775 --> 00:15:09.338
Simplex: Ugh. I?m bleeding! I?m bleeding!

480
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Lithtenese: It?s okay. It?s okay.

481
00:15:10.780 --> 00:15:11.852
It was just a little bug.

482
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A bug! Okay?

483
00:15:13.610 --> 00:15:14.432
Fred: Did you see that?

484
00:15:14.932 --> 00:15:16.610
Samantha: He?s afraid of his own blood!

485
00:15:17.110 --> 00:15:17.325
Fred: Maybe there?s something

486
00:15:17.825 --> 00:15:18.402
you can poke him with.

487
00:15:18.902 --> 00:15:20.892
Samantha: Like what? My finger?

488
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Ugh.

489
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If only there was some way that we could

490
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make him think that he was bleeding

491
00:15:24.615 --> 00:15:27.947
without actually drawing blood.

492
00:15:28.447 --> 00:15:29.287
Fred and Samantha: Ketchup!

493
00:15:29.787 --> 00:15:30.323
Sam: Hey! There you are!

494
00:15:30.823 --> 00:15:32.350
It took us forever to find you!

495
00:15:32.535 --> 00:15:32.987
Samantha: Hey Guys!

496
00:15:33.487 --> 00:15:34.818
We figured out a way to beat Simplex!

497
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Sam: Great! Listen.

498
00:15:36.145 --> 00:15:36.587
We don?t have much time.

499
00:15:37.870 --> 00:15:37.863
We found the book!

500
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It?s in the Temple of Zeus,

501
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right in the statue?s hand.

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00:15:41.272 --> 00:15:42.493
Fred: Why didn?t you guys just take it?

503
00:15:42.993 --> 00:15:43.387
Sam: Because A,

504
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We?re holograms, remember?

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and B,

506
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We?re in big trouble

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because the statue is

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Fred: The statue is what?

509
00:15:50.278 --> 00:15:50.728
[Horns]

510
00:15:51.228 --> 00:15:51.360
Samantha: Uh oh!

511
00:15:51.860 --> 00:15:52.565
I think that means the wrestling match

512
00:15:53.650 --> 00:15:53.877
is about to start!

513
00:15:54.377 --> 00:15:54.890
Fred: Here! Take them all!

514
00:15:55.390 --> 00:15:56.522
I?m going to get the book.

515
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Samantha: This better work.

516
00:16:00.267 --> 00:16:01.570
Fred: No one?s here.

517
00:16:01.557 --> 00:16:02.968
They must all be at the wrestling match.

518
00:16:03.468 --> 00:16:04.857
Okay. This shouldn?t be too hard then

519
00:16:05.357 --> 00:16:05.762
because A,

520
00:16:06.262 --> 00:16:06.750
Sam said the book is right

521
00:16:07.250 --> 00:16:08.227
in the statue?s hand,

522
00:16:08.727 --> 00:16:09.133
and B,

523
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The statue is

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Sam: Forty feet tall!

525
00:16:14.250 --> 00:16:15.603
The statue is forty feet tall!

526
00:16:16.103 --> 00:16:16.493
Glocus,

527
00:16:16.993 --> 00:16:18.538
how are they ever going to get the book?

528
00:16:19.380 --> 00:16:19.565
And how will Samantha survive

529
00:16:20.650 --> 00:16:21.648
a wrestling match with Simplex?

530
00:16:22.148 --> 00:16:22.800
Waitress: Here?s your bill, honey.

531
00:16:23.300 --> 00:16:25.278
Sam: Four hundred and fifty dollars?

532
00:16:25.778 --> 00:16:26.435
Waitress: That?s four hundred and fifty

533
00:16:26.935 --> 00:16:28.763
in twenty first century American.

534
00:16:29.263 --> 00:16:30.533
In Ancient Greek, it?s uh,

535
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Twenty four drachmas.

536
00:16:33.725 --> 00:16:34.160
Sam: Glocus?

537
00:16:34.660 --> 00:16:35.353
Waitress: Well, if you can?t pay it,

538
00:16:35.853 --> 00:16:36.670
then you can just leave.

539
00:16:37.170 --> 00:16:40.312
Sam: Really? Ugh!

540
00:16:44.207 --> 00:16:44.477
Fred: Great!

541
00:16:44.977 --> 00:16:45.300
How am I supposed

542
00:16:45.503 --> 00:16:45.768
to climb up there

543
00:16:46.268 --> 00:16:47.445
with my arm in a sling?

544
00:16:47.945 --> 00:16:48.402
Guard: Yes, indeed.

545
00:16:48.902 --> 00:16:50.338
One of the seven wonders of the world.

546
00:16:50.838 --> 00:16:51.553
I?m a temple guardian.

547
00:16:52.530 --> 00:16:52.803
I could give you a tour.

548
00:16:53.303 --> 00:16:54.000
Fred: No thanks!

549
00:16:54.500 --> 00:16:54.600
Guard: Although,

550
00:16:54.842 --> 00:16:56.257
I?d rather be at the wrestling match.

551
00:16:56.757 --> 00:16:58.323
I hear it?s going to be a bloodbath.

552
00:16:58.823 --> 00:17:00.268
Fred: If only Simplex were afraid

553
00:17:00.768 --> 00:17:03.188
of other people?s blood.

554
00:17:13.890 --> 00:17:19.630
Samantha: Ugh!

555
00:17:19.563 --> 00:17:23.143
Ugh!

556
00:17:23.643 --> 00:17:25.242
Simplex: Ugh! I?m bleeding, I?m bleeding!

557
00:17:25.742 --> 00:17:27.180
Help!

558
00:17:27.518 --> 00:17:29.157
Oh, my blood?s coming out.

559
00:17:29.657 --> 00:17:30.648
It?s everywhere!

560
00:17:31.148 --> 00:17:33.278
Plato: That?s right! Let him have it!

561
00:17:33.778 --> 00:17:35.460
Lithtenese: Whatever you do, don?t fall.

562
00:17:35.960 --> 00:17:37.875
If you fall, we lose!

563
00:17:38.375 --> 00:17:40.880
Yuck!

564
00:17:41.380 --> 00:17:43.712
Hey! This isn?t blood!

565
00:17:44.212 --> 00:17:44.995
Samantha: Uh oh!

566
00:17:45.495 --> 00:17:47.488
Simplex: Rrr!

567
00:17:47.988 --> 00:17:49.338
Fred: Come on, Fred! Think! Think!

568
00:17:49.838 --> 00:17:51.585
What are you going to do?

569
00:17:52.850 --> 00:17:52.893
Plato: Remember Fred.

570
00:17:53.393 --> 00:17:55.830
Necessity is the mother of invention.

571
00:17:55.583 --> 00:17:56.873
Fred: Who has time to invent anything?

572
00:17:57.373 --> 00:17:57.947
Plato: Well, you?ve already invented

573
00:17:58.447 --> 00:17:59.383
the image of a great philosopher

574
00:17:59.883 --> 00:18:00.650
to help you think.

575
00:18:01.150 --> 00:18:01.602
Fred: Okay!

576
00:18:02.102 --> 00:18:02.343
But how am I going to invent

577
00:18:02.843 --> 00:18:05.305
something useful with my arm in a sling?

578
00:18:05.805 --> 00:18:06.823
Wait a minute! That?s it!

579
00:18:07.323 --> 00:18:10.532
My sling!

580
00:18:11.320 --> 00:18:12.392
Guard: Hahaha! Singing frogs!

581
00:18:12.892 --> 00:18:15.105
That Aristophanes cracks me up!

582
00:18:23.445 --> 00:18:24.620
Don?t you know the punishment

583
00:18:24.562 --> 00:18:26.830
for desecrating this most sacred of statues?

584
00:18:27.330 --> 00:18:29.163
Fred: Ugh. Let me guess. Death?

585
00:18:36.272 --> 00:18:38.145
Simplex: You?re a woman?

586
00:18:38.645 --> 00:18:39.115
[Ooh]

587
00:18:39.615 --> 00:18:40.723
Judge: Don?t you know the punishment

588
00:18:41.223 --> 00:18:42.513
for defiling these Olympics

589
00:18:43.130 --> 00:18:44.727
with your womanhood?

590
00:18:45.227 --> 00:18:47.128
Samantha: Let me guess. Death?

591
00:18:47.628 --> 00:18:49.270
Glocus: What happens if we go out there?

592
00:18:49.527 --> 00:18:51.948
Sam: Uh, let me guess. Death?

593
00:18:52.448 --> 00:18:56.452
Waitress: Yup!

594
00:18:56.952 --> 00:18:58.587
Fred: Okay. You?ve got me.

595
00:18:59.870 --> 00:18:59.733
But before you take me away,

596
00:19:00.233 --> 00:19:01.550
just tell me this.

597
00:19:01.555 --> 00:19:03.370
What?s a Grecian Urn?

598
00:19:03.537 --> 00:19:05.220
Guard: Well, it?s like a vase?

599
00:19:05.522 --> 00:19:10.305
Fred: Wrong! It?s a drachma a day. Get it?

600
00:19:14.753 --> 00:19:17.212
[Applause]

601
00:19:17.712 --> 00:19:18.885
Lithtenese: Get her!

602
00:19:19.385 --> 00:19:20.288
Samantha: Uh! Fred!

603
00:19:20.788 --> 00:19:21.197
Guard: He?s absconded with part

604
00:19:21.697 --> 00:19:23.770
of the sacred statue of Zeus!

605
00:19:23.577 --> 00:19:24.282
Save him!

606
00:19:24.782 --> 00:19:27.450
Fred: Samantha! Catch!

607
00:19:27.545 --> 00:19:30.100
Samantha: Fred!

608
00:19:30.600 --> 00:19:34.407
Fred: We?re done for.

609
00:19:34.907 --> 00:19:35.187
Waitress: Of course,

610
00:19:35.687 --> 00:19:37.478
you can also pay with time.

611
00:19:37.978 --> 00:19:38.937
Sam: With time? Oh.

612
00:19:39.437 --> 00:19:41.470
You mean like over the course of a few weeks?

613
00:19:41.547 --> 00:19:42.658
Waitress: No. I mean with time.

614
00:19:43.158 --> 00:19:44.670
Time is money, right?

615
00:19:44.567 --> 00:19:45.918
Well, the blue plate special will

616
00:19:46.418 --> 00:19:47.947
cost you a couple of hours.

617
00:19:48.447 --> 00:19:49.148
Sam: A couple hours of what?

618
00:19:49.648 --> 00:19:49.987
Waitress: Your life.

619
00:19:50.487 --> 00:19:50.820
Sam: My what?

620
00:19:51.320 --> 00:19:51.697
Glocus: Look at this.

621
00:19:52.197 --> 00:19:53.470
Steak and eggs will set you back

622
00:19:53.547 --> 00:19:55.553
two days, ten minutes.

623
00:19:56.530 --> 00:19:56.455
Wow!

624
00:19:56.955 --> 00:19:58.835
The blue plate special really is a special.

625
00:19:59.335 --> 00:20:00.570
Sam: Two whole hours?

626
00:20:00.557 --> 00:20:02.770
That?s my life we?re talking about!

627
00:20:02.577 --> 00:20:04.377
Glocus: There?s only one thing for us to do.

628
00:20:04.877 --> 00:20:05.483
Sam: What?s that?

629
00:20:05.983 --> 00:20:07.627
Glocus: We?ll split it. An hour a piece.

630
00:20:08.127 --> 00:20:08.393
A few months ago,

631
00:20:08.893 --> 00:20:10.587
I spent two whole hours watching a cow.

632
00:20:11.870 --> 00:20:12.240
I could give up some of that.

633
00:20:12.740 --> 00:20:14.403
Sam: I suppose I can give up some

634
00:20:14.903 --> 00:20:16.415
TV hours I could lose.

635
00:20:16.915 --> 00:20:17.372
Wait a minute!

636
00:20:17.872 --> 00:20:19.558
What if I gave up that hour when I sneezed?

637
00:20:20.580 --> 00:20:21.767
Glocus: You sneezed for a whole hour?

638
00:20:22.267 --> 00:20:23.440
I would definitely give up that.

639
00:20:23.940 --> 00:20:25.588
Sam: If I didn?t sneeze, Fred wouldn?t have

640
00:20:26.880 --> 00:20:26.680
hurt his arm,

641
00:20:27.180 --> 00:20:27.880
and then he wouldn?t have wanted

642
00:20:28.380 --> 00:20:28.782
to go back in time,

643
00:20:29.282 --> 00:20:32.775
which means I wouldn?t be in trouble now.

644
00:20:33.275 --> 00:20:34.170
Sam: There?s only one problem.

645
00:20:34.670 --> 00:20:35.220
Glocus: What?s that?

646
00:20:35.720 --> 00:20:37.813
Sam: I really liked that hour.

647
00:20:38.313 --> 00:20:39.980
I won the game for our ultimate team.

648
00:20:40.480 --> 00:20:42.450
Glocus: A victory is a hard thing to lose.

649
00:20:42.950 --> 00:20:43.110
But surely,

650
00:20:43.610 --> 00:20:44.570
the lives of your friends are

651
00:20:44.557 --> 00:20:46.372
more important than winning.

652
00:20:46.872 --> 00:20:47.718
Sam: Waitress!

653
00:20:48.218 --> 00:20:48.960
Judge: It is decreed that both of you

654
00:20:49.460 --> 00:20:51.220
shall be led directly from the stadium

655
00:20:51.522 --> 00:20:52.957
and thrown off a cliff.

656
00:20:53.457 --> 00:20:56.670
Your so-called book shall be burned until

657
00:21:01.708 --> 00:21:01.885
Samantha: Sam.

658
00:21:02.385 --> 00:21:03.365
How come you?re not in the picture?

659
00:21:03.865 --> 00:21:04.490
Didn?t you play today?

660
00:21:04.990 --> 00:21:06.257
Fred: Yeah. Where?d you go?

661
00:21:06.757 --> 00:21:08.315
You were gone for like an hour.

662
00:21:08.815 --> 00:21:10.237
Sam: Huh! I?m not sure.

663
00:21:10.737 --> 00:21:12.150
Fred: Hey! Happy Birthday, Samantha.

664
00:21:12.650 --> 00:21:13.212
Sorry I didn?t wrap.

665
00:21:13.712 --> 00:21:14.113
Samantha: I?m lucky to get

666
00:21:14.613 --> 00:21:14.865
any presents at all,

667
00:21:15.365 --> 00:21:15.863
since I won?t be born for

668
00:21:16.363 --> 00:21:18.212
another hundred years.

669
00:21:18.712 --> 00:21:19.158
What do you think?

670
00:21:19.658 --> 00:21:20.708
Sam: You look like a boy.

671
00:21:21.208 --> 00:21:23.665
A very weird-looking boy.

672
00:21:24.165 --> 00:21:24.355
Hey! You haven?t touched

673
00:21:24.855 --> 00:21:25.860
my birthday present yet.

674
00:21:26.360 --> 00:21:28.218
Samantha: Oh yeah! Mmm.

675
00:21:28.718 --> 00:21:29.650
These rings are almost as good

676
00:21:30.150 --> 00:21:31.118
as the ones at Ma

677
00:21:31.618 --> 00:21:34.707
Sam: Wait! Were you going to say Mabel?s?

678
00:21:35.207 --> 00:21:35.868
Samantha: You know about Mabel?s?

679
00:21:36.368 --> 00:21:37.725
Sam: Yeah. I mean no.

680
00:21:38.225 --> 00:21:38.895
Do I?

681
00:21:39.395 --> 00:21:39.677
[Whistle]

682
00:21:40.177 --> 00:21:40.643
Fred: Anyway.

683
00:21:41.143 --> 00:21:42.220
Even if you had been around for the game,

684
00:21:42.522 --> 00:21:43.268
Sam, it wouldn?t have helped.

685
00:21:43.768 --> 00:21:46.423
I mean, I was playing and we still lost.

686
00:21:46.923 --> 00:21:48.773
Sam: Oh well. It was just a game.

687
00:21:49.273 --> 00:21:51.690
It?s not like it was the Olympics or anything.

688
00:21:52.190 --> 00:22:21.200
[Music]