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THE FOLLOWING PRESENTATION IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY DISCOVERY EDUCATION

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LEADING THE WORLD OF VIDEO AND DIGITAL LEARNING

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DISCOVERY EDUCATION, CONNECT TO A WORLD OF LEARNING.

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Anybody see any pirates? Bears?

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Big ugly dudes with swords?

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Nope. And I've still got the Book, see?

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Hey, this is the Kremlin.

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We're in Russia!

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You put us right where we want to be!

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Come on, we have to find your great-great-great-grandpa Kikin.

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We don't have time to stand around staring at buildings.

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Whoa.

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SAMANTHA: Maybe those two

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know where Kikin is.

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Excuse me.

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Down with the false tsar!

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Long live Russia!

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Hey! What's the rush?

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That!

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We will cut those filthy rebels in two!

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I bet that's Peter the Great!

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He looks like Peter the Furious to me.

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Run!

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We've got to find some place to hide!

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Where do you think

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you're running to, foreigners?

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Um, to the bathroom?

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I say we torture them and find out what they know.

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We won't tell you a thing, no matter what you do to us.

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Whoa. When did we agree on that?

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Oh.

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In that case, we'll just get rid of you!

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( all screaming )

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Be careful what you wish for.

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BAND: ? Go! There they go ?

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? Three boys surfing on the time continuum ?

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? There they go ?

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? Green mist fills the air ?

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? The Book could take them anywhere. Go! ?

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? ? ?

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( electric guitars  playing steady beat )

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? Go! There they go ?

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? Three girls warping, time is 2105 ?

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? There they go ?

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? You can catch a ride with the Time Warp Trio. Go! ?

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? Traveling through history... ?

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( ticking )

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? ? ?

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? With the Time Warp Trio ?

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? Go! ?

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SAMANTHA:  Honestly, we weren't  looking for trouble

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when we went back  to Russia in 1698.

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We just wanted to do a favor

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for my Grandpa Dima.

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Sorry about the broken radiator.

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The superintendent is lazy.

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A cookie?

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Sure.

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SAMANTHA:  I had time-traveled back

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to interview  Sam's Grandpa Dima--

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my great-great-great-grandpa--

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for my school report  on family history.

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SAM:  Fred just came along  for the snacks.

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Aren't you cold, Mr. Kikin?

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Ha! I grew up in St. Petersburg.

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Winter was so cold,

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the toilet would freeze!

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Oh, we were poor.

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A tiny apartment.

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Grandmother slept in the cabinet.

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Wow! That's amazing!

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You don't actually believe this stuff, do you?

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Now, at one time, the Kikin family was very rich.

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We had gold, we had silver.

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We even owned...

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the Star of Vladivostok.

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The what?

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A ruby so big, it could barely fit in one's hand.

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( gulps )

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What happened to it?

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My ancestor Alexander Kikin had an argument

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with Peter the Great, tsar of Russia.

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Peter took away everything.

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Luckily, Peter didn't take away his head.

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( Grandpa Dima laughing )

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But some say, Kikin buried the Star of Vladivostok somewhere.

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DIMA: Who knows? Maybe it's just a legend.

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I will go get some sturgeon.

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You kids look hungry.

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Okay, guys.

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Buried treasure, Russia.

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Let's go.

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Fred, my grandpa tends to exaggerate, okay?

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Besides, even if there were any treasure,

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once we open the Book,

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who knows where we'll wind up!

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We've got Samantha here.

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She's an old pro at time-traveling.

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I'm sure I could get us there... See?

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But we can't just rush off

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every time we hear about buried treasure.

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It's not just any old buried treasure.

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It's the Star of Vladivostok.

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And it belongs to you guys.

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And your grandpa.

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Don't you think he could use a little treasure?

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I mean, the poor guy doesn't even

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have any heat in his apartment.

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He's got a point.

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Well, I suppose we could just take

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a quick look around.

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Yes!

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Buried treasure, here we come!

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Aha!

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I found...

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( all screaming )

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Filofei, stop.

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This is not how the Streltsy should behave.

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But...

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Yeah, you heard the man.

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This is really, really un-Streltsy-like.

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What the heck are Streltsy?

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What? You've never heard of us?

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We are the core of Russia's army.

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The rebels fighting to overthrow

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Tsar Peter's European reforms

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and bring back the days of traditional Russia!

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SAMANTHA: Hey, Sam,

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doesn't he look kind of familiar?

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Yeah, now that you mention it.

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Besides, they're just children.

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What do you know

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about children?

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You don't even have any.

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We have to at least interrogate them!

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We don't know anything, we swear.

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Yeah, we're just looking for a jewel.

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Belongs to some guy named Alexander Kikin.

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How could you possibly...

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PETER: Guards!

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Hunt down all the rebels!

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Quick, hide!

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Go after those two.

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Then have the men sweep the area, clockwise.

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You know,

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like a clock.

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( groans )

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They don't even know what clocks are.

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Pathetic.

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Well...

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What do we have here?

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We're not with them.

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We're just sightseeing.

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Oh, my, what a beautiful barrel.

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Foreigners, eh?

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Uh... Well...

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I love foreigners!

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( chuckles ) Where are you from?

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England? Italy?

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Um, Brooklyn, actually.

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Brooklyn?

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Is that a seafaring nation?

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It's a model of my yacht  Royal Transport--

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a present from the king of England.

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Look at that narrow hull.

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Fantastic!

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PETER: I'm designing a gun frigate,

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which will be built the same way.

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You're the emperor of Russia, but you also design ships?

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Who else is going to do it?

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We don't even have a Navy.

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Wait!

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There's something else I have to show you.

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( chuckles )

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It's for a game they play in England

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called tennis.

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( chuckles )

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Yeah, we play that, too.

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Or at least I do.

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Sam here just runs after the balls.

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Oh.

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Uh, well, how about this?

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I bet you've never seen one of these.

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A barometer.

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Exactly!

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Brooklyn is so much more advanced than Russia.

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I'm not surprised.

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I have spent over a year traveling around Europe,

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collecting things and learning about the world,

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and I have discovered how backwards this country is.

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PETER: But not for long.

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I am going to give Russia science and technology.

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Then we will be rich and powerful!

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Like Europe,

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only bigger!

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Wow.

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This guy has big goals.

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I guess that's why they don't call him Peter the Okay.

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Yeah, but I've read some really weird stuff about him.

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Guard! I want the beards shaved off every man

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in the country by nightfall.

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Rouse all the barbers you can find!

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Everyone is clean shaven in Europe.

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See what I mean?

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Okay, so he's anti-beard.

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That's not so bad.

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So, what errand brings you foreigners

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from mighty Brooklyn to poor Russia?

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Actually, Your Majesty,

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we were hoping you could help us find a relative of ours--

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Alexander Kikin.

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Kikin?

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The traitor who inspires the rebels

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with his anti-modern ideas?

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Um, did I mention he's a very distant relative?

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He is one of the top leaders of the Streltsy.

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Incompetent fools, calling themselves an army.

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Ha!

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You'll see your relative soon enough.

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In fact, he's going to help me try

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one of my recent acquisitions.

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I brought it back from Holland.

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It's the latest in gallows technology.

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It's horrible.

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PETER: Nonsense.

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It's very efficient.

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No more backing up a horse cart under a tree.

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Just march them up, tie them in,

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and zip.

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FRED: I take it back.

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He is a freak.

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( gasps )

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He's Kikin?!

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The guy who saved us earlier?

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I knew he looked familiar.

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See that face?

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SAMANTHA: It's just like Grandpa Dima's.

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So, Filofei was right.

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You were friends of Peter after all!

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And to think, I would have escaped

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if I hadn't saved your lives.

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Guard!

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Why hasn't this man's beard been shaved?

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We tried, Your Majesty.

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But he put up such a struggle.

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Oh, well, it doesn't matter now.

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Well, Alexander Kikin,

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do you have any final requests?

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I wish for you to be overthrown

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and for Russia to return to the old ways

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when we were proud to be Russia...!

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Blah, blah, blah.

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Guard! Place the noose around his neck.

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He's boring me.

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We have to save him.

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It's our fault he's in this situation.

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That's not all.

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Remember what the other Streltsy said?

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Kikin doesn't have any children yet!

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And if he doesn't have any children...

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Uh-oh.

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BOTH: We won't be born!

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A little to the left.

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No, no, no, my left.

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Come on, come on, come on!

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I have a country to reform!

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What are we going to do?

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We're going to be erased from time any second now.

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Maybe we can trade Kikin's life for something.

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What could he possibly want from us?

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He's the emperor of one of the biggest countries in the world.

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We do have one thing.

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What?!

274
00:10:07.907 --> 00:10:08.608
You can't give him the Book.

275
00:10:09.108 --> 00:10:10.777
We'll be stuck in Russia for the rest of our lives!

276
00:10:11.277 --> 00:10:12.846
Well, at least we'll have lives.

277
00:10:13.346 --> 00:10:14.181
Good point.

278
00:10:14.681 --> 00:10:15.549
Once Kikin is freed,

279
00:10:16.490 --> 00:10:17.517
we can work on getting the Book back.

280
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Your Majesty, stop!

281
00:10:19.152 --> 00:10:21.540
Don't tell me you Brooklynites

282
00:10:21.554 --> 00:10:23.723
sympathize with this rabble-rouser.

283
00:10:24.223 --> 00:10:24.791
No, of course not.

284
00:10:25.291 --> 00:10:26.860
I just want you to take a look at this book.

285
00:10:27.360 --> 00:10:28.929
I thought you might want to borrow it.

286
00:10:29.429 --> 00:10:30.297
Interesting.

287
00:10:33.166 --> 00:10:34.534
It says I'm going to build a huge city

288
00:10:35.340 --> 00:10:35.635
and name it after myself.

289
00:10:36.135 --> 00:10:37.871
Anyone could have guessed that.

290
00:10:38.371 --> 00:10:40.307
I've been talking about building a city for years!

291
00:10:40.807 --> 00:10:41.808
It's not a guess.

292
00:10:42.308 --> 00:10:43.476
It's really going to happen.

293
00:10:43.976 --> 00:10:45.212
This Book predicts the future.

294
00:10:45.712 --> 00:10:47.800
Pfft. Fortune-telling.

295
00:10:47.580 --> 00:10:48.815
That's just the type of superstitious thinking

296
00:10:49.315 --> 00:10:50.283
I want to do away with!

297
00:10:50.783 --> 00:10:53.253
Ha! You shouldn't fill your head with such fairy tales.

298
00:10:53.753 --> 00:10:54.254
Oh, yeah?

299
00:10:54.754 --> 00:10:55.322
Can fairy tales do this?

300
00:10:55.822 --> 00:10:59.593
"Ildingbay Isapearday."

301
00:11:01.728 --> 00:11:02.495
Oops.

302
00:11:02.995 --> 00:11:04.464
That's actually not what I wanted to do.

303
00:11:04.964 --> 00:11:05.966
Hold on a second.

304
00:11:06.466 --> 00:11:09.669
Undo-ay astlay actionay.

305
00:11:10.169 --> 00:11:12.472
Amazing.

306
00:11:12.972 --> 00:11:16.309
With such a book, I could build St. Petersburg over night.

307
00:11:16.809 --> 00:11:18.545
If you had the right person helping you-- like me.

308
00:11:19.450 --> 00:11:20.413
And you will do this for me?

309
00:11:20.913 --> 00:11:23.550
On one condition: you let Kikin go.

310
00:11:24.500 --> 00:11:26.190
( muffled ): And I get to keep my beard.

311
00:11:26.519 --> 00:11:28.210
I think this can be arranged.

312
00:11:28.521 --> 00:11:30.557
I will hold onto this for now.

313
00:11:31.570 --> 00:11:32.926
And if this strange device doesn't work,

314
00:11:33.426 --> 00:11:34.940
I will use this device

315
00:11:34.594 --> 00:11:35.962
on your relative...

316
00:11:37.430 --> 00:11:39.399
and on all of you.

317
00:11:39.899 --> 00:11:40.800
( gulps )

318
00:11:43.603 --> 00:11:45.138
( Kikin sighs )

319
00:11:45.638 --> 00:11:49.609
The scent of the forest, the open road.

320
00:11:50.109 --> 00:11:50.610
It's good to be alive.

321
00:11:51.110 --> 00:11:52.450
Yeah, I guess,

322
00:11:52.545 --> 00:11:55.115
but life would be a lot better if we were up there.

323
00:11:55.615 --> 00:11:57.784
( scoffs ) I wouldn't ride with that tyrant

324
00:11:58.284 --> 00:11:59.185
for all the money in Russia!

325
00:11:59.685 --> 00:12:00.453
Hey, Kicky,

326
00:12:00.953 --> 00:12:01.821
speaking of money,

327
00:12:02.321 --> 00:12:04.240
why don't you tell us where you buried the jewel?

328
00:12:04.524 --> 00:12:05.125
I'm just curious.

329
00:12:05.625 --> 00:12:06.192
What jewel?

330
00:12:06.692 --> 00:12:08.194
The ruby that can barely fit in your hand,

331
00:12:08.694 --> 00:12:10.597
called the Star of Vladivostok.

332
00:12:11.970 --> 00:12:11.798
Never heard of it.

333
00:12:12.298 --> 00:12:13.733
But if I had,

334
00:12:14.233 --> 00:12:16.603
I would have hidden it someplace very safe.

335
00:12:17.103 --> 00:12:18.238
Peter is confiscating the wealth

336
00:12:18.738 --> 00:12:20.173
of the nobles to pay

337
00:12:20.673 --> 00:12:21.641
for his ridiculous plans.

338
00:12:22.141 --> 00:12:24.511
He's going to create a nation of paupers!

339
00:12:25.110 --> 00:12:26.746
It will be the most splendid city

340
00:12:27.246 --> 00:12:27.947
in all the world.

341
00:12:28.447 --> 00:12:30.717
Even if one million serfs have to die to build it,

342
00:12:31.217 --> 00:12:32.819
it will be worth it.

343
00:12:33.319 --> 00:12:35.488
( chuckling ): But that will not be necessary now.

344
00:12:35.988 --> 00:12:38.959
You would kill your own people for the sake of a city?

345
00:12:39.459 --> 00:12:40.994
Samanthoshka, look over there.

346
00:12:41.494 --> 00:12:42.429
What do you see?

347
00:12:42.929 --> 00:12:44.831
A mother and her children.

348
00:12:45.331 --> 00:12:46.533
They look miserable.

349
00:12:47.330 --> 00:12:48.835
There are ten million like them in Russia.

350
00:12:49.335 --> 00:12:52.572
Poor, illiterate peasants, a thousand miles from nowhere.

351
00:12:53.720 --> 00:12:53.873
How do we help them?

352
00:12:54.373 --> 00:12:55.375
By leaving them to rot out here?

353
00:12:55.875 --> 00:12:57.811
No. We build a port, we build roads,

354
00:12:58.311 --> 00:12:59.279
we bring trade and education.

355
00:12:59.779 --> 00:13:01.114
You, me, and this book

356
00:13:01.614 --> 00:13:04.840
are going to build a window to Europe.

357
00:13:04.584 --> 00:13:06.419
I still thought it was a rotten  deal for the serfs,

358
00:13:06.919 --> 00:13:09.255
and I tried to argue Peter  out of it,

359
00:13:09.755 --> 00:13:11.124
but he was determined.

360
00:13:11.624 --> 00:13:14.561
He knew exactly where he wanted to put this "window to Europe"--

361
00:13:15.610 --> 00:13:16.429
far away from the center of Russia,

362
00:13:16.929 --> 00:13:18.531
right on the edge of the Baltic Sea.

363
00:13:19.310 --> 00:13:20.667
The journey took forever.

364
00:13:21.167 --> 00:13:22.969
Yeah, especially if you happened to be in a cart

365
00:13:23.469 --> 00:13:25.638
with your hands tied behind your back.

366
00:13:27.673 --> 00:13:28.475
Is it buried beneath the Kremlin?

367
00:13:28.975 --> 00:13:29.476
No.

368
00:13:29.976 --> 00:13:31.544
Is it underwater, in a chest? No!

369
00:13:32.440 --> 00:13:33.913
Fred! Would you give it a rest already?

370
00:13:34.413 --> 00:13:35.115
Hey, we've stopped.

371
00:13:35.615 --> 00:13:37.617
( sing-songy ): We're here!

372
00:13:38.117 --> 00:13:39.486
We're where?

373
00:13:39.986 --> 00:13:41.488
FRED: This is just a bunch of swampland.

374
00:13:41.988 --> 00:13:43.356
Ah, you see swamps,

375
00:13:43.856 --> 00:13:45.725
I see a great capital.

376
00:13:46.225 --> 00:13:48.161
So, first, I'd like a nice cozy cabin for us

377
00:13:48.661 --> 00:13:51.898
over here and a small tent for them over there.

378
00:13:52.398 --> 00:13:53.133
A tent?!

379
00:13:53.633 --> 00:13:55.535
Can't we at least have an RV or a trailer?

380
00:13:56.350 --> 00:13:56.603
Begin.

381
00:13:57.103 --> 00:14:01.708
"Abincay entay ownay!"

382
00:14:04.810 --> 00:14:06.790
( gasps ) Sorcery!

383
00:14:06.579 --> 00:14:07.580
Actually, it's just a localized

384
00:14:08.800 --> 00:14:09.582
fast-forwarding mechanism that materializes

385
00:14:10.820 --> 00:14:11.384
elements of the future into the present.

386
00:14:11.884 --> 00:14:13.820
Yes, yes, very interesting.

387
00:14:14.320 --> 00:14:16.256
Can we get back to my city now?

388
00:14:16.756 --> 00:14:17.924
I want the Imperial Palace to have a view

389
00:14:18.424 --> 00:14:20.860
of the harbor, but it should be far enough away

390
00:14:21.360 --> 00:14:21.995
to be easily defended.

391
00:14:22.495 --> 00:14:23.596
You've got to slow down.

392
00:14:24.960 --> 00:14:25.865
Why? We don't want to spend a second longer here

393
00:14:26.365 --> 00:14:27.000
than we have to. Yeah.

394
00:14:27.500 --> 00:14:28.201
But if you build Peter's city

395
00:14:28.701 --> 00:14:30.437
all at once, he won't need you anymore.

396
00:14:30.937 --> 00:14:33.173
You really think he's going to just let us go after that?

397
00:14:33.673 --> 00:14:34.574
Sam's right.

398
00:14:35.740 --> 00:14:35.575
We can't trust this guy.

399
00:14:36.750 --> 00:14:36.910
We need some time to figure out

400
00:14:37.410 --> 00:14:39.813
how to get the Book back and get out of here. Well?

401
00:14:40.313 --> 00:14:41.681
Did you get all that? What's taking you so long?

402
00:14:42.181 --> 00:14:43.683
( sighs ) Feeling faint.

403
00:14:44.183 --> 00:14:45.850
Can't... continue.

404
00:14:45.585 --> 00:14:46.553
What's wrong?

405
00:14:47.530 --> 00:14:48.588
Every time she uses the Book, it, uh,

406
00:14:49.880 --> 00:14:49.889
drains her energy.

407
00:14:50.389 --> 00:14:52.826
Yeah, one more building, and she'll pass out.

408
00:14:53.326 --> 00:14:56.563
Okay, well, we'll start first thing in the morning,

409
00:14:57.630 --> 00:14:57.831
and you three will help.

410
00:14:58.331 --> 00:15:01.234
We can't have my little architect getting too tired.

411
00:15:01.734 --> 00:15:02.101
Come, Samanthoshka.

412
00:15:02.601 --> 00:15:03.837
I will make you blini.

413
00:15:04.337 --> 00:15:05.572
Are you going to make us blini?

414
00:15:06.720 --> 00:15:09.275
No, but we can share my potato.

415
00:15:09.775 --> 00:15:12.378
Can't you dig the drainage canals any faster?

416
00:15:12.878 --> 00:15:14.948
At this rate, St. Petersburg will have one toilet

417
00:15:15.448 --> 00:15:16.249
by the time I am 80!

418
00:15:16.749 --> 00:15:17.717
We're going as fast as we can.

419
00:15:18.217 --> 00:15:18.985
I can barely hold this shovel.

420
00:15:19.485 --> 00:15:21.121
My blisters have blisters!

421
00:15:21.621 --> 00:15:22.121
And where is my shipyard?

422
00:15:22.621 --> 00:15:24.457
You promised me one shipyard today.

423
00:15:24.957 --> 00:15:28.595
Your blinis made me queasy, and now I can't concentrate.

424
00:15:29.950 --> 00:15:29.929
Eh! Fine.

425
00:15:30.429 --> 00:15:31.197
We will go back to Moscow.

426
00:15:31.697 --> 00:15:32.465
Let's see how you feel

427
00:15:32.965 --> 00:15:34.567
when your friends are swinging from the gallows!

428
00:15:37.360 --> 00:15:37.770
Wait!

429
00:15:38.270 --> 00:15:40.440
I think I can muster a teeny bit of energy.

430
00:15:41.974 --> 00:15:45.612
"Shovels of plenty, dig like 20."

431
00:15:51.350 --> 00:15:52.318
Whoa.

432
00:15:52.818 --> 00:15:54.220
How is that? Better.

433
00:15:54.720 --> 00:15:56.456
But I expect more progress tomorrow.

434
00:15:56.956 --> 00:15:58.525
Understand?!

435
00:16:00.920 --> 00:16:02.195
Okay, he locks the book up in a room

436
00:16:02.695 --> 00:16:03.796
called the Kunstkamera.

437
00:16:04.296 --> 00:16:05.465
It's where he keeps his scientific collection.

438
00:16:05.965 --> 00:16:07.233
So what's the plan?

439
00:16:07.733 --> 00:16:09.202
You mean, you haven't come up with one yet?

440
00:16:09.702 --> 00:16:10.503
( sighs )

441
00:16:11.300 --> 00:16:12.272
Do I have to do everything?

442
00:16:12.772 --> 00:16:14.207
Hey, we're the ones digging ditches!

443
00:16:14.707 --> 00:16:16.676
You get to sit around all day eating little pancakes.

444
00:16:17.176 --> 00:16:18.811
Quiet! Arguing will get us nowhere.

445
00:16:19.311 --> 00:16:21.581
Besides, I already have a plan.

446
00:16:25.418 --> 00:16:26.219
Guard,

447
00:16:26.719 --> 00:16:27.487
after giving it much thought,

448
00:16:27.987 --> 00:16:29.489
I have decided to embrace Peter's reforms.

449
00:16:29.989 --> 00:16:32.926
Ha! You? A leader of the Streltsy?

450
00:16:33.426 --> 00:16:34.227
Not a chance.

451
00:16:34.727 --> 00:16:36.329
I'll have my beard shaved to prove it.

452
00:16:36.829 --> 00:16:38.197
( gasps ) I'll get the scissors.

453
00:16:38.697 --> 00:16:39.365
No need.

454
00:16:39.865 --> 00:16:40.900
We have a pair in here.

455
00:16:42.468 --> 00:16:43.570
( blow lands )

456
00:16:44.700 --> 00:16:44.771
( guard groans )

457
00:16:45.271 --> 00:16:46.139
I'll get the troika ready.

458
00:16:46.639 --> 00:16:48.174
Go, quickly!

459
00:16:51.430 --> 00:16:52.345
You really think you can build

460
00:16:52.845 --> 00:16:54.447
the entire city right now?

461
00:16:54.947 --> 00:16:56.516
Yes. You see, I've been trying to do it

462
00:16:57.160 --> 00:16:57.717
building by building,

463
00:16:58.217 --> 00:16:59.919
but I just remembered a shortcut.

464
00:17:00.419 --> 00:17:01.187
It'll save us months of work.

465
00:17:01.687 --> 00:17:02.922
Oh, I can't wait!

466
00:17:03.422 --> 00:17:05.425
Remember, I want the summer palace to be yellow,

467
00:17:05.925 --> 00:17:06.659
and the winter palace

468
00:17:07.159 --> 00:17:08.610
to be green and white, and...

469
00:17:08.561 --> 00:17:09.195
What?

470
00:17:09.695 --> 00:17:10.463
What's wrong?

471
00:17:10.963 --> 00:17:11.764
I'm a little hungry.

472
00:17:12.264 --> 00:17:14.467
I'm not sure if I can do all this on an empty stomach.

473
00:17:14.967 --> 00:17:15.868
Uh, I'll get you some herring.

474
00:17:16.368 --> 00:17:17.270
Stay right here.

475
00:17:17.770 --> 00:17:18.371
( knocking )

476
00:17:22.740 --> 00:17:22.775
Cool.

477
00:17:23.275 --> 00:17:25.110
A two-headed snake.

478
00:17:25.511 --> 00:17:27.180
I thought you said this was a scientific collection.

479
00:17:27.680 --> 00:17:29.849
He also collects deformed animals.

480
00:17:30.349 --> 00:17:31.117
It's totally creepy.

481
00:17:31.617 --> 00:17:32.418
Come on.

482
00:17:32.918 --> 00:17:33.920
We have to get out of here before...

483
00:17:34.420 --> 00:17:36.356
PETER: Samanthoshka?

484
00:17:36.856 --> 00:17:37.824
You want sour cream with your...

485
00:17:38.324 --> 00:17:40.226
Shame on you, my little bookworm.

486
00:17:40.726 --> 00:17:42.929
( gasps ) You'll catch cold standing by that window.

487
00:17:43.429 --> 00:17:44.464
Now, where were we?

488
00:17:44.964 --> 00:17:45.932
Oh, yes, I wanted to know if...

489
00:17:46.432 --> 00:17:47.330
I do not own

490
00:17:47.533 --> 00:17:49.350
a threeheaded monkey.

491
00:17:49.535 --> 00:17:50.737
Traitors!

492
00:17:51.237 --> 00:17:53.539
( both screaming )

493
00:17:54.390 --> 00:17:54.474
SAM: Where did he go?

494
00:17:54.974 --> 00:17:55.775
The distant past.

495
00:17:56.275 --> 00:17:57.210
All right! Way to go, Samantha. You rock!

496
00:17:57.710 --> 00:18:00.279
At least I think it was the distant past.

497
00:18:00.779 --> 00:18:01.681
Could have been the near future.

498
00:18:02.181 --> 00:18:03.349
You mean you're not sure?

499
00:18:03.849 --> 00:18:04.751
Um, well, no.

500
00:18:05.251 --> 00:18:07.453
You lost Peter the Great.

501
00:18:07.953 --> 00:18:08.688
Do you have any idea

502
00:18:09.188 --> 00:18:11.240
how much that guy could mess up history?!

503
00:18:11.524 --> 00:18:13.893
How about, "Thanks for saving our lives, Samantha"?

504
00:18:14.393 --> 00:18:16.429
Relax, Sam, we'll get him back

505
00:18:16.929 --> 00:18:17.497
before history has changed.

506
00:18:17.997 --> 00:18:18.865
Let's just hope he didn't go anywhere

507
00:18:19.365 --> 00:18:20.733
that has anything to do with us.

508
00:18:21.233 --> 00:18:23.369
( doorbell rings )

509
00:18:31.377 --> 00:18:33.279
We have to bring Peter back; that's the only solution.

510
00:18:33.779 --> 00:18:35.810
How can I bring him back if I don't know

511
00:18:35.581 --> 00:18:36.616
where I put him?

512
00:18:37.116 --> 00:18:38.510
I say leave him where he is.

513
00:18:38.551 --> 00:18:39.319
I've had enough of that guy.

514
00:18:39.819 --> 00:18:41.870
( knock at window )

515
00:18:41.587 --> 00:18:43.556
Did you get your book?

516
00:18:44.560 --> 00:18:45.958
Um, yes, but we have a little problem.

517
00:18:46.458 --> 00:18:48.161
The troika is ready, but the guard is awake.

518
00:18:48.661 --> 00:18:49.329
We must leave at once.

519
00:18:49.829 --> 00:18:50.363
MAN: Kikin?

520
00:18:50.863 --> 00:18:53.320
Where are you, you bearded rebel?

521
00:18:53.532 --> 00:18:54.434
Come on. We'll think of something

522
00:18:54.934 --> 00:18:55.935
on our way out of here.

523
00:18:56.435 --> 00:18:57.704
SAMANTHA: Okay.

524
00:18:58.204 --> 00:18:59.539
I think I've found him-he's in Brooklyn,

525
00:19:00.390 --> 00:19:01.374
but there's a slight chance it's actually

526
00:19:01.874 --> 00:19:04.777
a six-foot-seven point guard for St. John's named Peter Teagrady.

527
00:19:05.277 --> 00:19:06.245
It's worth a shot.

528
00:19:06.745 --> 00:19:08.448
Bring him back before he conquers Long Island.

529
00:19:08.948 --> 00:19:10.917
You rid Russia of the scourge of Tsar Peter,

530
00:19:11.417 --> 00:19:12.785
and now you want to bring him back?

531
00:19:13.285 --> 00:19:15.722
He has to come back to his own time and place, Alexander.

532
00:19:16.222 --> 00:19:17.230
Very well.

533
00:19:17.523 --> 00:19:19.792
But may I suggest you put him far away from us.

534
00:19:20.292 --> 00:19:21.194
I'll do my best.

535
00:19:21.694 --> 00:19:23.262
"Eterpay omcay ackbay."

536
00:19:23.762 --> 00:19:25.732
And if it clogs again,

537
00:19:26.232 --> 00:19:29.669
just give it a twist like so.

538
00:19:30.169 --> 00:19:31.404
Oops. You have betrayed me!

539
00:19:31.904 --> 00:19:32.605
( whimpers )

540
00:19:33.105 --> 00:19:34.340
Put her down!

541
00:19:34.840 --> 00:19:35.274
( yells )

542
00:19:35.774 --> 00:19:37.810
Samantha, grab the reins.

543
00:19:38.310 --> 00:19:39.812
I will take care of this tyrant.

544
00:19:40.312 --> 00:19:41.914
Tried to pull the fur over my eyes, eh?

545
00:19:44.383 --> 00:19:45.170
( both grunt )

546
00:19:45.517 --> 00:19:46.886
Ignorant backwards swine.

547
00:19:47.386 --> 00:19:48.788
Destroyer of Mother Russia!

548
00:19:51.190 --> 00:19:51.991
( screams )

549
00:19:54.326 --> 00:19:55.161
Ow! Ow! My beard.

550
00:19:55.661 --> 00:19:56.395
( yelling )

551
00:20:00.132 --> 00:20:02.401
No, wait, Fred! Don't!

552
00:20:02.901 --> 00:20:03.669
( yelling )

553
00:20:04.169 --> 00:20:04.804
Don't!

554
00:20:05.304 --> 00:20:06.339
Whoa!

555
00:20:06.839 --> 00:20:08.107
My... my beard.

556
00:20:08.607 --> 00:20:09.475
You'll grow another one.

557
00:20:09.975 --> 00:20:10.610
You don't understand.

558
00:20:11.110 --> 00:20:12.845
There was something in my beard,

559
00:20:13.345 --> 00:20:16.315
something very valuable.

560
00:20:16.815 --> 00:20:19.318
You cannot stop change, you fools!

561
00:20:19.818 --> 00:20:22.488
My Russia will win in the end!

562
00:20:22.988 --> 00:20:25.324
Oh, well, I'll build St. Petersburg the normal way,

563
00:20:25.824 --> 00:20:27.590
with slave labor.

564
00:20:27.559 --> 00:20:28.928
I like me.

565
00:20:29.428 --> 00:20:32.565
( whistling )

566
00:20:37.202 --> 00:20:38.704
From here on, I'm safe.

567
00:20:39.204 --> 00:20:40.306
Old Russia will protect me.

568
00:20:40.806 --> 00:20:41.841
I know her inside out.

569
00:20:42.341 --> 00:20:43.776
Thank you for saving my life,

570
00:20:44.276 --> 00:20:45.178
more than once.

571
00:20:45.678 --> 00:20:48.214
SAMANTHA: We had no choice, but you're welcome.

572
00:20:48.714 --> 00:20:49.949
Good-bye, children.

573
00:20:50.449 --> 00:20:51.150
What kind of nut

574
00:20:51.650 --> 00:20:53.586
hides a priceless jewel in his beard?

575
00:20:54.860 --> 00:20:56.556
Hey, watch what you say about my great-great-great-

576
00:20:57.560 --> 00:20:57.757
great-great-grandfather.

577
00:20:58.257 --> 00:20:59.625
Okay, guys, time for Brooklyn.

578
00:21:00.125 --> 00:21:02.895
Let's hope Peter didn't mess anything up.

579
00:21:06.699 --> 00:21:08.367
It was the strangest thing.

580
00:21:08.867 --> 00:21:12.380
They were all here, then suddenly gone.

581
00:21:12.538 --> 00:21:16.976
Oh, if I don't find them, Masha will give me such a hard time.

582
00:21:17.476 --> 00:21:18.311
There you are.

583
00:21:18.811 --> 00:21:20.460
Where did you go?

584
00:21:20.546 --> 00:21:22.915
We were in the, uh, the TV room.

585
00:21:23.415 --> 00:21:24.617
Oh, TV room.

586
00:21:25.117 --> 00:21:27.887
It's funny, a man came to fix the radiator.

587
00:21:28.387 --> 00:21:29.555
Excellent mechanic,

588
00:21:30.550 --> 00:21:31.390
and he really enjoyed very much

589
00:21:31.890 --> 00:21:33.593
hearing my stories about St. Petersburg.

590
00:21:34.930 --> 00:21:35.261
We all do, Grandpa.

591
00:21:35.761 --> 00:21:37.597
So you were saying your apartment was very small?

592
00:21:38.970 --> 00:21:39.310
Small?

593
00:21:39.531 --> 00:21:40.967
( chuckling ): This is not the right word.

594
00:21:41.467 --> 00:21:43.102
It was a micro-apartment,

595
00:21:43.602 --> 00:21:46.639
and we shared with another  family, the Vladimirovs.

596
00:21:47.139 --> 00:21:48.808
Would you like  some smoked sturgeon?

597
00:21:49.308 --> 00:21:52.345
We finished the whole fish  with the radiator repairman...

598
00:21:58.830 --> 00:22:01.554
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