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( kids screaming )

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FRED: Ow!

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I didn't know my neck could twist like that.

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Nice work, Fred!

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FRED: The rolling-in-the-dirt look

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is in this year.

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What year is it, anyway?

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If you broke my binoculars, you'll pay for them.

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Yeah, that'll happen.

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Hey, Sam, where are we?

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I don't know  where we are,

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but I have a good idea when.

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Look!

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FRED: That is the hairiest elephant I've ever seen.

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SAM: It's not an elephant.

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It's a woolly mammoth.

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( gasps )

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We're in the Stone Age!

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Mammoths have been extinct for 9,000 years.

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Okay, the nature tour is over.

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I'd like to get out of here.

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Can you give me the Book back?

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I don't have it.

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Me either.

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What?!

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But you were the one sitting on it.

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Oh, this is great!

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Just great!

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Where are you going?

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To find the Book.

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The sooner I find it,

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the sooner we can get out of this Stone Age wasteland.

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Stick together and follow me.

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No way.

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You got us into this mess.

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I'll be the leader, if you don't mind.

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Follow me.

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( sighs )

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You guys have this argument every time.

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Whoa!

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JODIE: Ow!

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Jodie, are you okay?

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I think so.

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I didn't see the hole.

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It was covered by leaves.

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It's an animal trap.

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There must be people around.

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( someone coughs,  then breathes heavily )

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Guys, are both of you still up there?

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BOTH: Yeah.

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That is not the answer I wanted to hear.

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( heavy breathing continues )

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( both scream )

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Be careful what you wish for.

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BAND: ? Go! There they go ?

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? Three boys surfing on the time continuum ?

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? There they go ?

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? The green mist fills the air ?

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? The Book could take them anywhere. Go! ?

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? ? ?

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( electric guitars  playing steady beat )

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? Go! There they go ?

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? Three girls warping, time is 2105 ?

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? There they go ?

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? You can catch a ride with the Time Warp Trio. Go! ?

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? Traveling through history... ?

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( ticking )

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? ? ?

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? With the Time Warp Trio ?

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? Go! ?

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JODIE:  When my teacher asked us to do  a report on primitive man,

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did I download the info from my  vidiphone like the other kids?

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No! I had to go back in time  and see for myself.

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( recorder clicks on )

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( hushed ): The subject is engaged in some sort of bizarre ritual.

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Perhaps he's trying to show dominance.

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If the cards aren't balanced just right,

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the whole thing comes crashing down.

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The primitive being is focused on simple tasks.

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Jodie, do you mind?

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I can hear you.

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Pretend I'm not here.

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I should be so lucky.

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How high can you go?

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One more card and I'll break my own record.

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Steady... steady...

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JODIE: The subject displays dexterity, even if he lacks intelligence.

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( yelps )

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Jodie!

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Not my fault.

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I told you to ignore me.

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How come you're watching me?

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I'm doing a report on primitive man.

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And, Fred, you're the most primitive man I know.

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Your teacher must have meant prehistoric man, Jodie.

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Neanderthals, Cro-Magnons-cavemen.

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Not modern people like us.

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Give me a break!

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Your cars still roll on wheels... on the ground!

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Compared to us in 2105,

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you're one tiny step removed from swinging in trees.

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You want to see an ape-man, I'll show you an ape-man.

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( whooping and grunting )

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Hey, let go!

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( shrieks )

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( yelps )

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You okay?

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FRED: Yeah.

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Something broke my fall.

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Uh-oh!

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Ooh, Fred!

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I am going to kill...

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JODIE:  So, thanks to ape-man Fred,

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I found myself trapped in  a hole with a real ape-man.

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( chuckles nervously )

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Easy, boy. Easy now.

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Guys, get me out of here!

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We've got to throw her a rope or something.

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Hey, how about those vines?

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FRED: Come on, Jodie, climb up!

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Hey! Wait up!

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( panting )

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What was all that about?

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There's... something down there.

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It's big and hairy.

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SAM: Where are you going?

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I want to see it.

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I don't see anything.

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You probably just imagined it.

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Something's down there!

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Well, I don't see it.

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Me either.

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MAN: Eider.

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( all scream )

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That guy was definitely a Neanderthal.

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Didn't you see that ridge over his eyes?

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I don't care what it was.

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I want to find the Book and get out of this place.

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Fine,

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but the Book could be anywhere.

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I can't believe I lost it.

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That's something Joe would do, not me.

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Where is Joe, anyway?

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He had a dentist appointment.

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( sniffing )

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Hey, you smell that?

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Smell what?

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Mmm, someone's having a barbecue!

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SAM: What do you see?

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JODIE: It's a group of people... I think.

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Are they Neanderthals?

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I don't know-take a look.

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SAM: Those aren't Neanderthals.

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They look too much like us.

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I think they're Cro-Magnons.

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They're direct ancestors of modern man.

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You mean I'm related to those guys?

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No way!

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Yes way.

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They're your great-times-24-grandparents.

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Wow, they're pretty advanced!

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They have sharp tools, and they're wearing sewn clothes...

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( screams )

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Who you?

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Speak to him, Fred.

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Why me?

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You're the one most like him.

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Hey, there.

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We're friends.

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Friends?

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Right.

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Mind if we look around your camp?

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( grunts )

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You sure you want to go down there?

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They look kind of mean.

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Sure. These guys know this place.

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If anyone can help us find the Book, it's them.

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SAM: Ah, Fred,

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I don't know.

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Relax, we're related to them, right?

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We'll hang out, teach 'em a few things.

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They'll be happy to help us.

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Hey, guys, how you doing?

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Love that loincloth.

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Don't get up.

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Sit.

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Nice hair!

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The bone's a great touch.

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Hey, my man, what's new in the zoo?

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Me like this.

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Me want this.

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Yeah, but me own this.

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Easy on the material.

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SAM: I don't think

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they're going to help us.

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Sure they will.

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We just got to show 'em we're their friends.

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Man, that is one small campfire.

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Step aside and let me teach you.

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Get oxygen to the base where the coals are hot.

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Watch closely.

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( grunting and groaning )

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That why we keep fire small.

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WOMAN: Stop!

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Who you?

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Speak now.

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Speak to Oogbah.

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Your turn.

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Well, hello there, Oogbah.

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May I say, on behalf of my friends and myself,

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what a thrill it is to meet you.

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Yuck!

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I mean "thank you."

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I'll treasure it always.

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( growls )

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I think she expects you to eat it, Jodie.

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What is it?

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Is rat.

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Fresh rat.

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Eat.

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I, uh, usually order my rat medium-rare.

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You better do it, Jodie.

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We don't want to insult her.

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Yum.

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That's the best undercooked rodent I've had all month.

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You like?

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More in meat cave.

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Uh, Oogbah, ma'am, you haven't seen a book around here, have you?

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Book?

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What is "book"?

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Books won't be around for thousands of years, Fred.

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She doesn't know what you're asking.

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The thing we're looking for looks kind of like this.

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It has some strange writing on the cover and...

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Ah, Book-yes, Oogbah see book!

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MEN: Book! Book!

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Book! Book! Book! Book!

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Well, that was easy.

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Come on, let's get it.

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No.

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One stays.

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Uh... okay, I'll stay.

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She probably just wants me

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to teach them a few more things.

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You guys go get the Book.

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Why'd they bring the Book in here?

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It's terrible light.

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See anything?

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SAM: Not yet.

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( screams )

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I think a bat just drooled on me!

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Let's grab the Book and get out of this place.

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A dead end.

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We must have missed a tunnel.

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Hey, check out this cave painting!

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The Cro-Magnons were the world's first artists.

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There are deer and mammoths and...

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Wow, there's even a Neanderthal!

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You're kidding!

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No!

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And he's...

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I don't believe it!

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What?

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He's holding the Book!

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So it's not here?

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No.

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But at least the painting tells us where it is.

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The Neanderthals have it!

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So, if you want to catch a really large animal,

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you should use live bait.

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Big bait?

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Yes, the bigger the bait, the bigger the catch.

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The Book's not in the cave!

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But we know where it is.

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Come on.

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Well, we got to get going.

277
00:10:09.440 --> 00:10:10.741
No leave yet.

278
00:10:11.241 --> 00:10:14.145
Must help Oogbah catch dinner.

279
00:10:16.460 --> 00:10:17.648
Nice work, Fred, really nice!

280
00:10:18.148 --> 00:10:20.117
When I said "live bait" I didn't mean us.

281
00:10:20.617 --> 00:10:22.530
They tied us so tightly!

282
00:10:22.553 --> 00:10:25.560
Oh, I taught them how to tie knots, too.

283
00:10:25.556 --> 00:10:26.490
Shh! Keep it down!

284
00:10:26.990 --> 00:10:29.860
If we stay quiet, we won't attract any wild animals.

285
00:10:30.360 --> 00:10:32.296
( chanting ): Ka! Ka! Ka! Ka! Ka!

286
00:10:32.796 --> 00:10:35.333
Just what we need: prehistoric cheerleaders.

287
00:10:35.833 --> 00:10:36.200
What's a "ka"?

288
00:10:36.700 --> 00:10:38.369
Probably some kind of...

289
00:10:38.869 --> 00:10:40.104
( sneezes )

290
00:10:40.604 --> 00:10:41.906
You picked some time to get a cold.

291
00:10:42.406 --> 00:10:42.907
It's not a cold.

292
00:10:43.407 --> 00:10:44.742
My allergy is acting up.

293
00:10:45.242 --> 00:10:47.511
What are you allergic to? Dust? Pollen?

294
00:10:48.110 --> 00:10:49.513
( sniffs ): Cats.

295
00:10:50.130 --> 00:10:52.149
Like that one?

296
00:10:52.649 --> 00:10:54.185
( growls fiercely )

297
00:10:58.188 --> 00:10:59.900
( Jodie sneezes )

298
00:10:59.590 --> 00:11:01.525
I can't believe I'm going to die sneezing.

299
00:11:02.250 --> 00:11:04.280
Hey, did you feel that? We moved.

300
00:11:04.528 --> 00:11:07.310
That's it! We have to raise the stakes.

301
00:11:07.531 --> 00:11:09.300
We're about to get eaten by a tiger.

302
00:11:09.800 --> 00:11:12.570
Those stakes aren't high enough for you?

303
00:11:13.700 --> 00:11:14.171
No, raise this stake.

304
00:11:14.671 --> 00:11:15.706
Your sneezing loosened it.

305
00:11:16.206 --> 00:11:17.708
If we all squat down and use our backs,

306
00:11:18.208 --> 00:11:19.210
we might be able to lift it.

307
00:11:19.710 --> 00:11:20.378
Hurry!

308
00:11:20.878 --> 00:11:21.512
( snarls )

309
00:11:22.120 --> 00:11:23.214
When I say three, push up.

310
00:11:23.714 --> 00:11:26.183
Ready? One, two, three!

311
00:11:26.683 --> 00:11:27.885
( kids straining )

312
00:11:28.385 --> 00:11:28.953
It's not moving.

313
00:11:29.453 --> 00:11:29.920
( roars )

314
00:11:30.420 --> 00:11:31.589
Rock it back and forth.

315
00:11:32.890 --> 00:11:33.691
( straining )

316
00:11:34.191 --> 00:11:35.659
It's moving-it's going up.

317
00:11:36.159 --> 00:11:36.994
( all shout )

318
00:11:38.362 --> 00:11:39.330
Okay, Sam, now what?

319
00:11:39.830 --> 00:11:41.465
SAM: I came up with the last idea.

320
00:11:41.965 --> 00:11:42.533
It's your turn now.

321
00:11:43.330 --> 00:11:45.202
( roars )

322
00:11:45.702 --> 00:11:47.138
MAN: Yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi!

323
00:11:47.638 --> 00:11:49.273
Yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi!

324
00:11:49.773 --> 00:11:51.800
( shouting wildly )

325
00:11:51.508 --> 00:11:54.278
Hey, it's the Neanderthal from the animal trap.

326
00:11:54.778 --> 00:11:55.880
SAM: He's saving our lives.

327
00:11:56.380 --> 00:11:57.281
Come on!

328
00:11:59.650 --> 00:12:00.885
Ka! Ka! Ka! Ka! Ka!

329
00:12:01.385 --> 00:12:02.286
( snarls )

330
00:12:06.690 --> 00:12:09.193
Hey, dude, thanks for saving us back there.

331
00:12:09.693 --> 00:12:11.395
Give me five!

332
00:12:13.964 --> 00:12:17.668
You save Ned from hole; Ned save you from tiger.

333
00:12:18.168 --> 00:12:19.870
I guess his name is Ned.

334
00:12:20.370 --> 00:12:22.600
Ned the Neanderthal.

335
00:12:22.506 --> 00:12:25.900
Come-- Ned take you home.

336
00:12:30.547 --> 00:12:32.850
Why do they look so... so different?

337
00:12:33.350 --> 00:12:36.530
Neanderthals were an entirely different species.

338
00:12:36.553 --> 00:12:38.489
They were shorter and stronger than the Cro-Magnons.

339
00:12:38.989 --> 00:12:41.892
Plus their foreheads sloped back with that ridge over their eyes.

340
00:12:42.392 --> 00:12:44.428
FRED: Not much going on in the chin department, either.

341
00:12:44.928 --> 00:12:46.363
Man, this place is hurting.

342
00:12:46.863 --> 00:12:49.166
Compared to this, the Cro-Magnons live like kings.

343
00:12:49.666 --> 00:12:52.102
The Neanderthals couldn't compete with the Cro-Magnons.

344
00:12:52.602 --> 00:12:54.972
Their tools weren't as good, nor their weapons.

345
00:12:55.472 --> 00:12:57.174
Eventually they died out.

346
00:12:57.674 --> 00:12:59.376
Maybe we can help them in some way?

347
00:12:59.876 --> 00:13:00.711
We can't.

348
00:13:01.211 --> 00:13:03.881
We're not supposed to change the past, remember?

349
00:13:04.381 --> 00:13:05.382
This Zell-leader.

350
00:13:05.882 --> 00:13:06.617
( Zell grunts )

351
00:13:07.117 --> 00:13:08.719
Hi, Zell, sir.

352
00:13:09.219 --> 00:13:11.522
This is Fred and Sam, and I'm Jodie.

353
00:13:12.220 --> 00:13:13.570
It's so nice to meet you.

354
00:13:15.359 --> 00:13:16.660
Oh, no-- not again.

355
00:13:17.160 --> 00:13:18.362
Jodie, you better...

356
00:13:18.862 --> 00:13:20.300
I know, I know.

357
00:13:20.530 --> 00:13:22.867
( mimicking Sam ): Drink it-- we don't want to insult him.

358
00:13:23.367 --> 00:13:26.871
( in normal voice ): Well, it can't be any worse than that rat meat.

359
00:13:27.371 --> 00:13:28.372
( slurping )

360
00:13:28.872 --> 00:13:29.206
Oh, yech! ( spits )

361
00:13:29.706 --> 00:13:31.876
I stand corrected.

362
00:13:32.376 --> 00:13:34.578
I know I shouldn't ask, but what is this?

363
00:13:35.780 --> 00:13:35.846
Ba-Uba juice.

364
00:13:36.346 --> 00:13:37.248
That doesn't sound so bad.

365
00:13:37.748 --> 00:13:38.449
( slaps bug )

366
00:13:38.949 --> 00:13:39.450
Ba-Uba!

367
00:13:39.950 --> 00:13:41.385
Oh, double yech!

368
00:13:41.885 --> 00:13:44.880
I drank bug juice-real bug juice.

369
00:13:44.588 --> 00:13:46.230
( gags and spits )

370
00:13:48.525 --> 00:13:50.270
Well, now's as good a time as ever.

371
00:13:50.527 --> 00:13:53.230
Uh, Mr. Zell, sir, we're looking for a book,

372
00:13:53.730 --> 00:13:55.766
and we think it might be here.

373
00:13:56.266 --> 00:13:56.834
Have you seen it?

374
00:13:57.334 --> 00:13:58.702
What is book?

375
00:13:59.202 --> 00:14:00.170
The Book has much power--

376
00:14:00.670 --> 00:14:01.372
great power.

377
00:14:01.872 --> 00:14:02.873
It is shaped like this

378
00:14:03.373 --> 00:14:04.909
with strange things written on it.

379
00:14:05.409 --> 00:14:08.212
Ah, yes, Power Rock.

380
00:14:08.712 --> 00:14:09.713
Want Power Rock.

381
00:14:10.213 --> 00:14:12.316
I guess they're calling it a power rock.

382
00:14:12.816 --> 00:14:15.252
Yes, Power Rock is ours-we need.

383
00:14:15.752 --> 00:14:18.220
Zell need-- no food, hungry.

384
00:14:18.522 --> 00:14:20.691
Power Rock bring luck-- me keep.

385
00:14:21.191 --> 00:14:23.193
Hey, no fair, it's our book.

386
00:14:23.693 --> 00:14:24.962
What my friend means is,

387
00:14:25.462 --> 00:14:26.697
how about if we can get you food?

388
00:14:27.197 --> 00:14:27.965
You need food, right?

389
00:14:28.465 --> 00:14:30.367
Yes, need food bad.

390
00:14:30.867 --> 00:14:32.536
And we need Power Rock bad.

391
00:14:33.360 --> 00:14:33.704
We bring you food,

392
00:14:34.204 --> 00:14:35.873
you give us Power Rock-- yes?

393
00:14:36.373 --> 00:14:37.875
Where are we going to find food

394
00:14:38.375 --> 00:14:39.910
for all these Neanderthals?

395
00:14:40.410 --> 00:14:41.779
Trust me, I know a place.

396
00:14:42.279 --> 00:14:43.447
Good, you bring food.

397
00:14:43.947 --> 00:14:45.490
Me give Power Rock.

398
00:14:45.549 --> 00:14:46.183
You have a deal.

399
00:14:48.585 --> 00:14:50.387
( groans )

400
00:14:50.887 --> 00:14:53.230
( fly buzzing )

401
00:14:53.523 --> 00:14:55.125
SAM: This has "bad idea"

402
00:14:55.625 --> 00:14:56.493
written all over it.

403
00:14:56.993 --> 00:14:58.862
Why? The Neanderthals need food,

404
00:14:59.362 --> 00:15:00.864
and that cave is full of it.

405
00:15:01.364 --> 00:15:02.866
Remember? Oogbah said so.

406
00:15:03.366 --> 00:15:05.369
Yeah, but how will we get past him?

407
00:15:05.869 --> 00:15:06.403
Simple.

408
00:15:06.903 --> 00:15:08.939
Group A, aka Fred, approaches from here

409
00:15:09.439 --> 00:15:11.475
and instigates diversionary tactics.

410
00:15:11.975 --> 00:15:15.212
Group B, aka Sam, Ned and I, approaches from here,

411
00:15:15.712 --> 00:15:18.215
neutralizes object of Group A's diversionary tactics,

412
00:15:18.715 --> 00:15:20.951
then both groups infiltrate the target.

413
00:15:21.451 --> 00:15:22.620
Are we clear?

414
00:15:23.120 --> 00:15:23.854
I distract the guard,

415
00:15:24.354 --> 00:15:26.357
you hit him over the head, and we steal the meat.

416
00:15:26.857 --> 00:15:29.126
Yes, but my way sounded a lot more professional.

417
00:15:29.626 --> 00:15:30.227
Come on.

418
00:15:34.397 --> 00:15:35.299
Whoa, whoa! Relax!

419
00:15:35.799 --> 00:15:37.534
I thought you might want to hear a joke.

420
00:15:38.340 --> 00:15:38.702
You like jokes.

421
00:15:39.202 --> 00:15:41.572
Yes, if joke is good.

422
00:15:42.720 --> 00:15:44.908
Oh, it's good-- it's very good.

423
00:15:45.408 --> 00:15:48.212
How many Neanderthals does it take to change a light bulb?

424
00:15:48.712 --> 00:15:50.114
How many? Two.

425
00:15:50.614 --> 00:15:51.715
One to get a ladder,

426
00:15:52.215 --> 00:15:54.551
the other to wait 30,000 years for the hardware store.

427
00:15:55.510 --> 00:15:58.422
( laughing ): Get it? Ladder? Hardware store?

428
00:15:58.922 --> 00:16:00.240
Me tell you one.

429
00:16:00.524 --> 00:16:01.759
Two men walk in cave.

430
00:16:02.259 --> 00:16:04.962
First man say, "Cave dark."

431
00:16:05.462 --> 00:16:07.798
Second man hit first man with rock.

432
00:16:08.298 --> 00:16:10.340
( guffawing )

433
00:16:10.534 --> 00:16:13.303
Ha... yeah.

434
00:16:13.803 --> 00:16:14.638
That was a good one.

435
00:16:15.138 --> 00:16:17.608
( laughs insincerely )

436
00:16:19.442 --> 00:16:21.378
His cave joke was so lame it's not even funny.

437
00:16:21.878 --> 00:16:23.470
It was better than yours.

438
00:16:23.547 --> 00:16:26.500
Let's go, okay? before someone else comes along.

439
00:16:30.520 --> 00:16:31.121
( loud burp )

440
00:16:31.621 --> 00:16:33.190
Well, this cookout's been fun,

441
00:16:33.690 --> 00:16:35.250
but now I'm ready to go home.

442
00:16:35.525 --> 00:16:36.393
Shall we?

443
00:16:36.893 --> 00:16:38.696
Hey, there-some feast, huh?

444
00:16:39.196 --> 00:16:40.130
Mmm...

445
00:16:40.630 --> 00:16:42.199
Food good.

446
00:16:42.699 --> 00:16:46.370
Right, so, uh... now that we brought you your food,

447
00:16:46.870 --> 00:16:49.206
we'd like our, uh... Power Rock back.

448
00:16:49.706 --> 00:16:51.375
Yes, will give.

449
00:16:51.875 --> 00:16:53.744
What are we supposed to do with that?

450
00:16:54.244 --> 00:16:57.140
Is Power Rock-- very good rock, much power.

451
00:16:57.514 --> 00:17:00.284
No! We wanted the Book, not some dumb rock.

452
00:17:00.784 --> 00:17:03.554
( fly buzzing ): Book? What is book?

453
00:17:04.540 --> 00:17:05.189
That! That's the Book.

454
00:17:05.689 --> 00:17:07.491
This? This Ba-Uba smasher.

455
00:17:07.991 --> 00:17:09.260
Me keep.

456
00:17:09.526 --> 00:17:10.360
Hey, we had a deal...

457
00:17:10.860 --> 00:17:11.495
SAM: Easy, Fred.

458
00:17:11.995 --> 00:17:13.300
They thought we were trading

459
00:17:13.530 --> 00:17:14.198
for the Power Rock.

460
00:17:14.698 --> 00:17:15.699
How do we get the Book back?

461
00:17:16.199 --> 00:17:16.834
Grab and run.

462
00:17:17.334 --> 00:17:18.702
We'd never make it out of the camp.

463
00:17:19.202 --> 00:17:20.771
We'll have to trade them something else,

464
00:17:21.271 --> 00:17:22.706
something they want more than the Book.

465
00:17:23.206 --> 00:17:23.874
Such as what?

466
00:17:24.374 --> 00:17:26.443
We didn't exactly pack for this trip.

467
00:17:26.943 --> 00:17:27.711
How about those?

468
00:17:28.211 --> 00:17:29.580
My binoculars? No way!

469
00:17:30.800 --> 00:17:31.715
You can get new ones when you get home.

470
00:17:32.215 --> 00:17:34.918
Yeah, but what good are they anyway if we have to spend

471
00:17:35.418 --> 00:17:36.920
the rest of our lives here?

472
00:17:37.420 --> 00:17:38.388
JODIE: We'll make you a deal.

473
00:17:38.888 --> 00:17:42.192
You give us book, we give you these.

474
00:17:42.692 --> 00:17:45.195
These much better than Power Rock.

475
00:17:45.695 --> 00:17:46.663
Me do.

476
00:17:47.163 --> 00:17:50.367
Yes! Let's get out of here before he changes his mind.

477
00:17:50.867 --> 00:17:52.200
Bye, guys-it's been real.

478
00:17:54.704 --> 00:17:56.874
( sniffs )

479
00:17:59.509 --> 00:17:59.910
Huh?

480
00:18:01.978 --> 00:18:03.680
Food! Food!

481
00:18:09.886 --> 00:18:10.921
Huh? Fire!

482
00:18:11.421 --> 00:18:14.324
Fire! Fire! Fire!

483
00:18:16.260 --> 00:18:17.628
How far are we going to walk, Jodie?

484
00:18:18.128 --> 00:18:20.197
I don't want the Neanderthals to see us warp.

485
00:18:20.697 --> 00:18:23.200
The other side of that boulder should be far enough.

486
00:18:23.700 --> 00:18:25.702
This should do it. We...

487
00:18:26.202 --> 00:18:27.370
( sparking )

488
00:18:27.537 --> 00:18:28.839
JODIE: What happened to you?

489
00:18:29.339 --> 00:18:31.341
Us? What happened to you?

490
00:18:32.909 --> 00:18:34.878
ALL: We've turned into Neanderthals!

491
00:18:35.378 --> 00:18:37.181
( all scream )

492
00:18:40.183 --> 00:18:41.840
How could this happen?

493
00:18:41.584 --> 00:18:43.200
It's going to take me six months

494
00:18:43.520 --> 00:18:44.354
to pluck my eyebrows.

495
00:18:44.854 --> 00:18:46.890
Okay, okay, let me think.

496
00:18:46.589 --> 00:18:50.494
We changed, because we changed something that affected history.

497
00:18:50.994 --> 00:18:51.695
The binoculars?

498
00:18:52.195 --> 00:18:52.863
The binoculars!

499
00:18:53.363 --> 00:18:55.320
They must have given the Neanderthals

500
00:18:55.532 --> 00:18:57.340
an advantage over the Cro-Magnons.

501
00:18:57.534 --> 00:18:58.702
Now they're the survivors.

502
00:18:59.202 --> 00:19:00.504
And our ancestors.

503
00:19:01.400 --> 00:19:03.440
I'm going to look like a wrestler my whole life.

504
00:19:03.940 --> 00:19:05.108
Unless we find a way to undo it.

505
00:19:05.608 --> 00:19:06.376
But how?

506
00:19:06.876 --> 00:19:09.120
Zell won't just hand us back the binoculars.

507
00:19:09.512 --> 00:19:11.849
No, but we might not need them.

508
00:19:14.851 --> 00:19:16.353
( Neanderthals grunting )

509
00:19:16.853 --> 00:19:19.220
Make way for the new leader!

510
00:19:19.522 --> 00:19:21.910
New clan leader coming through.

511
00:19:21.591 --> 00:19:23.193
Are you sure you know what you're doing?

512
00:19:23.693 --> 00:19:24.494
Of course not.

513
00:19:24.994 --> 00:19:25.863
We're back.

514
00:19:26.363 --> 00:19:28.565
And I think this place needs some new management.

515
00:19:29.650 --> 00:19:31.100
Look different.

516
00:19:31.501 --> 00:19:32.970
Look... better.

517
00:19:33.470 --> 00:19:35.506
Yeah, feel better, too.

518
00:19:36.600 --> 00:19:37.608
In fact, feel so strong,

519
00:19:38.108 --> 00:19:40.377
me should be leader of this clan!

520
00:19:40.877 --> 00:19:43.413
Zell leader! Zell strongest!

521
00:19:43.913 --> 00:19:45.549
No! Fred stronger.

522
00:19:46.490 --> 00:19:47.851
Fred can pick up bigger rock than Zell.

523
00:19:48.351 --> 00:19:50.988
Ha! Zell like to see that.

524
00:19:53.556 --> 00:19:55.859
( straining )

525
00:19:56.359 --> 00:19:58.595
( Neanderthals cheering )

526
00:20:02.565 --> 00:20:04.768
( Fred straining )

527
00:20:05.268 --> 00:20:06.670
NED: Lift!

528
00:20:07.170 --> 00:20:07.804
Lift, Fred!

529
00:20:12.275 --> 00:20:13.143
JODIE: We turned back.

530
00:20:13.643 --> 00:20:15.412
No time to celebrate!

531
00:20:15.912 --> 00:20:16.980
Run!

532
00:20:17.480 --> 00:20:19.583
( panting ): You still have to pay

533
00:20:20.830 --> 00:20:21.585
for those binoculars, Fred!

534
00:20:22.850 --> 00:20:24.540
Fine! I'll buy you a hundred of them.

535
00:20:24.554 --> 00:20:26.523
Just use the Book and get us out of here!

536
00:20:27.230 --> 00:20:28.592
Just have to find the right page.

537
00:20:29.920 --> 00:20:29.760
( Zell growling )

538
00:20:30.260 --> 00:20:32.596
( kids scream, thud,  groaning )

539
00:20:33.960 --> 00:20:35.980
Well, we almost made it.

540
00:20:35.598 --> 00:20:36.433
Is the Book okay?

541
00:20:36.933 --> 00:20:37.367
I don't know.

542
00:20:37.867 --> 00:20:38.402
It's up there.

543
00:20:38.902 --> 00:20:39.770
SAM: That's not all.

544
00:20:40.270 --> 00:20:41.271
Think Zell dumb?

545
00:20:41.771 --> 00:20:42.539
Zell not dumb!

546
00:20:43.390 --> 00:20:44.541
No one trick Zell.

547
00:20:45.410 --> 00:20:46.109
( clonk )

548
00:20:46.609 --> 00:20:49.179
Zell right-this very powerful rock!

549
00:20:49.679 --> 00:20:51.348
( cheering )

550
00:20:51.848 --> 00:20:53.750
But Ned knows what you want.

551
00:20:54.250 --> 00:20:54.952
Give me five, Ned.

552
00:20:55.452 --> 00:20:56.687
Friend?

553
00:20:57.187 --> 00:20:57.621
Friend.

554
00:21:01.658 --> 00:21:03.260
A mirror-Fred, where's a mirror?

555
00:21:03.760 --> 00:21:05.950
Inside that closet door.

556
00:21:05.595 --> 00:21:07.431
But calm down, we're still normal.

557
00:21:07.931 --> 00:21:09.766
Oh, no, say it isn't true.

558
00:21:10.266 --> 00:21:10.767
What's the matter?

559
00:21:11.267 --> 00:21:12.569
You're not a Neanderthal anymore.

560
00:21:13.690 --> 00:21:14.705
I know, but this is almost as bad.

561
00:21:15.205 --> 00:21:16.974
I've got a big pimple right on my nose.

562
00:21:17.474 --> 00:21:19.443
Big deal-it's just a zit.

563
00:21:19.943 --> 00:21:20.444
Just a zit?

564
00:21:20.944 --> 00:21:21.912
That proves my point.

565
00:21:22.412 --> 00:21:24.214
You're no more advanced than the Neanderthals.

566
00:21:24.714 --> 00:21:26.583
You won't even have any decent pimple cream

567
00:21:27.830 --> 00:21:28.850
for another 95 years.

568
00:21:28.585 --> 00:21:29.586
Get me out of here!

569
00:21:31.187 --> 00:21:31.622
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