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Joe: Hmm. Snow, snow, snow over there,

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and snow!

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Sam: You, you forgot to mention the ice.

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Joe: Yeah, right. Snow and ice.

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Is this what you had in mind, Fred?

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Fred: This must be some kind of ski resort.

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Listen! I hear voices.

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Sam: Yeah. I hear them, too. They?re saying

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Fred is a total idiot!

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Fred: Watch! I bet there?s a ski lift right

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over this hill. Whoops!

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Sam: What do you mean whoops?

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What?s whoops?

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Fred: It?s nothing.

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Let?s look somewhere else.

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Sam: Oh man! This is worse than I thought!

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Fred: Don?t freak, okay. I bet there?s

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a ski chalet right behind that hill.

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Sam: That hill? That hill is a volcano!

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We?re doomed! We?re

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[Screams]

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Sam: Was that an earthquake?

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Joe: Either that, or Fred just fell.

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Fred: Ugh, guys?

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[Screams]

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[Song] Be careful what you wish for!

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Go!

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There they go,

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three boys surfing on the time continuum.

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There they go,

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Green mist fills the air,

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the book can take them anywhere!

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Go!

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There they go,

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three girls warping time

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it's 2105.

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There they go,

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you can catch a ride

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with the Time Warp Trio.

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Go!

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Traveling through history

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with the Time Warp Trio.

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Go!

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Sam: Dear Diary,

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Today pretty much stinks.

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Bye for now,

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Joe.

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You?re kidding, right?

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You have to write more than that!

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Miss Haney will give you a D!

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Joe: P.S. Sam is driving me nuts.

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I know, that was mean,

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but we?ve been stuck in traffic for ten hours,

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I have to keep a diary for English class,

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And on top of all of that,

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Fred just

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Sam: Eww! Ugh! Who did that?

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Joe?s Mother: Alright, boys.

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Try to stay calm.

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We should be out of this jam in

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about five minutes.

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Fred: You know, surfer dude would never

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put up with this.

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He?d use his powers to warp to

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the beach or something.

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Sam: His powers? Fred!

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That?s a comic book, not real life.

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Fred: Yeah, well in our real life,

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we?ve got a magic book.

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But do we ever use it for fun?

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No!

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Joe: What do you mean?

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Fred: I mean, why don?t we use the book

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and go someplace cooler,

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like a beach or skiing or something.

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We can come back when the traffic clears up.

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Sam: Uh, Fred.

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We did go to a beach, remember?

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And there were sharks and a gun and

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oh yeah, a blood-thirsty pirate.

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Joe: That was a million years ago.

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We?re total pros now. Let?s see Jodi said,

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hmm.

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Fred: I remember exactly.

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You just punch this button,

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and then type in where you want to go.

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So what do you think, guys?

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Malibu? Aspen?

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Fred: What?s going on? I didn?t type

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[Screams]

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Joe: Well, Fred. Once again, you?ve worked

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your special powers with the book.

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Sam: Oh, yeah. He?s a total pro.

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Fred: It wasn?t me, okay?

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I didn?t even have time to type.

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Sam: Look. Do you still have the book?

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Joe: Wait! I do. Sorry, wrong book.

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Sam: Great! We?re shark meat.

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Fred: Help!

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Sam: Who are you calling?

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This place is empty.

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We?re stuck on an iceberg.

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We?re going to freeze to death!

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Garrard: Hang on, boys!

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Help is on the way!

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Fred: Alright! Ha!

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Trio: Whoa!

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Sam: Oh, man! My butt is killing me!

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Garrard: Grab the rope and

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stake it down!

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Joe: Got it!

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Garrard: Start pulling!

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That?s it!

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Jolly good!

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Pull harder!

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Trio: Ugh!

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Garrard: I was in similar straights just

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last week. I lost my horse, my tent.

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You?re lucky.

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Sam: Lucky. Oh, yeah. Lucky. That?s us.

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Garrard: I?m Cherry. Cherry Apsley Garrard,

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a member of the Polar Expedition.

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Joe: I?m Joe, this is Sam, and that?s Fred.

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Garrard: Ready to move on?

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We?re losing the last bit of daylight.

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Stay close!

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Sam: Stay close. Just try and lose me.

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Joe: It being night didn?t seem like such

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a big deal. Until we learned that the sun

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wouldn?t be back for another six months.

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Garrard: Here we are.

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Welcome to the heart of Cape Evans,

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our humble monument to science and

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endeavor, where Englishmen have bravely

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gathered to test their medical and

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Fred: Um, I hate to interrupt, because,

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you know, I really love speeches,

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but we?re freezing!

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Garrard: Right you are! Tally-ho!

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Wilson: Cherry!

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Just in time for your favorite meal!

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Hello, laddies! Where did you come from?

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Did you fall from the sky?

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[Laughs]

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Joe: Uh, something like that.

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Welcome to Antarctica!

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There?s plenty of room for you.

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That?s for sure!

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Sam: Did you hear that? We?re in Antarctica,

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and that calendar says 1911?

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I wonder if this is Scott?s expedition.

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Fred? Is that you?

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Sam: Eww!

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Fred: Eww!

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Joe: Huh!

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Fred: Huh! What is this?

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Scott: Hoosh. Dried meat, water

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and seal liver.

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Fred: Mmm. Not bad. Who are you?

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Scott: I?m Captain Robert F. Scott,

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the leader of this expedition.

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Fred: Hey! I know you! I saw your picture

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at The Museum of Natural History.

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Scott: Of course you know me.

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All of England is waiting to hear that

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we?ve planted our flag at the South Pole.

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Garrard: Unless Amundsen beats us to it.

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Scott: Impossible. He?s using dogs;

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totally inappropriate.

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Man hulling is the only way to go.

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Fred: Man hulling? That sounds like a drag.

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Garrard: Absolutely ripping! A drag!

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Did you hear that, Birdie?

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Man hulling, sounds like a drag! Hahaha!

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Birdie: My sides are splitting.

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Alright, you laggers. Finish up!

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Lights out in ten minutes.

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[Snoring]

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Joe: It?s hard to believe I fell asleep

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with Fred in the room, but I did.

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And I don?t know,

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maybe it was the hoosh,

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but I had this really weird dream.

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Radio: Testing. One, two, three. Testing.

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Joe: Hey, Mom?

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Can you turn down the radio?

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I?m trying to write.

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Sam: Joe? Are you awake? Joe?

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Joe: Uh, I am now!

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Wow! I just dreamed I was back in the car,

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writing in my diary,

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and Mom turned into a penguin. Weird!

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Sam: Listen!

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We have to find the book right away.

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We cannot go to the South Pole

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with Robert Scott.

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This is really, really, really important, okay?

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Joe: Okay.

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Uh, Sam?

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Sam: Yeah?

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Wash your socks. They smell.

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Garrard: Ready for a spot of man hulling?

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We?ve got to move some food

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over to Hut Point.

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Sam: Yeah, sure!

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What does that mean, exactly?

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Garrard: It?s quite simple. You are the men,

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and this is what you hull. Man. Hull.

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Man. Hull.

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Fred: Yeah, yeah. I think we got it.

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Garrard: Then tallyho!

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Sam: Oh, great!

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As if being in the middle of nowhere

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wasn?t bad enough,

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now we have to drag a giant sled behind us?

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Joe: Look on the bright side, Sam!

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Maybe we?ll find the book

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somewhere out here.

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Trio: Ugh! Argh!

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Fred: Ugh! Ugh! This isn?t working!

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How about I push and you guys pull?

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Joe: Whatever.

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Fred: Ready? Pull!

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[Shooting Noise]

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Garrard: Blast! Missed him!

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Sam: Was that a seal?

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Did you just shoot a seal?

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Garrard: Of course! How else are we to eat?

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Sam: But you can?t do that! Those are seals!

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They?ve got like babies and stuff.

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Eating seals is immoral, okay?

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Fred: Since when are you a vegetarian?

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Sam: Since I smelled that hoosh!

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Joe: You know, I don?t mean to complain,

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but I?m pulling this load all by myself.

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Fred: I must be going snow blind.

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I could?ve sworn that Joe

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was just talking to us.

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Garrard: Grab the rope from

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the back of the sled! Hurry!

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Garrard: Careful!

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I don?t want to lose all of you!

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Fred: Are you telling me that Joe

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is down there?

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Sam: How far down?

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Garrard: Don?t know! Some crevices are

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thousands of feet deep.

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Fred: Joe? Can you hear me?

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Joe: I?m alright!

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I landed on a ledge or something!

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Garrard: Steady on! I?m sending down Sam!

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Fred: Yeah! We?re sending down.

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What? Why Sam?

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Sam: That?s a good question, Fred!

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Why Sam?

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Fred: Well, I don?t mind going.

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Garrard: Sorry, friends! Sam is the lightest.

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It?s safer this way.

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Sam: Gulp!

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Garrard: Do you see him?

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Sam: You want me to open my eyes?

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Yeah! Sure! No problem!

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I didn?t see that. I didn?t see a huge

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black hole right under my eyes.

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Joe: Stop! You passed me!

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Sam: Hey! I see him! Pull up!

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Third floor, men?s underwear!

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Joe: It?s about time you got here.

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Garrard: Heave!

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Fred: Ho!

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Garrard: Heave!

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Fred: Ho!

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Garrard: Heave!

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Fred: Whoa!

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Sam: Thanks!

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Garrard: Don?t move! It?s a leopard seal!

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They?re absolutely deadly!

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Fred: Hey, you!

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Get out of here, you foul-smelling

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hunk of blubber!

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Go on! Get lost!

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Seal: Roar!

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Fred: Roar!

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Garrard: One, two, three!

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Crowd: [Singing] For he?s a

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jolly good fellow,

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For he?s a jolly good fellow,

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For he?s a jolly good fellow,

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Which nobody can deny!

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Alright, Fred!

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Fred: It was nothing.

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Just courage and brains

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and split-second timing.

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Sam: Yup! I almost forgive you for

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bringing us here in the first place!

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Scott: Well, you?ve earned a place on

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the winter journey, lads. Good work!

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Fred: Thanks! The winter what?

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Garrard: The winter journey.

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Before heading to the pole,

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we?re going to Cape Crozier,

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to retrieve eggs from the Emperor Penguin.

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Joe: You?re going where? For what?

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Wilson: You see, boys. It?s like this.

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The emperor penguin is the most

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primitive bird in the world.

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If we can obtain it?s eggs,

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we will be making an incalculable

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contribution to science.

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We may be able to discover whether or not

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birds evolved from reptiles.

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Fred: Oh! Well that explains it.

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Wilson: It?s simple, really.

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All we must do is haul our sleds

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over to Cape Crozier.

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Then, we?ll build a small laboratory

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out of ice,

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repel down eight hundred foot cliffs,

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find the penguins, and secure their eggs.

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Garrard: Exciting, eh? We?ll be doing this

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in the absolute pitch dark,

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in the coldest temperatures imaginable.

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Birdie: We?ll be eating hoosh every night.

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We?ll be sleeping in reindeer bags.

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We?ll be wearing the same smelly

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underwear for weeks on end.

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Wilson: What say you boys?

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Are you with us?

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Are you ready to march into history?

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Trio: No!

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Joe: I mean, that was a nice speech and all,

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but we?re not crazy. No way were we going

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to make that trip.

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But then, I had another weird dream.

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The book. The book.

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Radio: Testing, testing. Ah! It?s working!

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Joe, can you hear me?

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Joe: Are you talking to me?

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Radio: Is your name Joe?

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Joe: Yes.

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Radio: Then of course I?m talking to you!

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Huh! Are you looking for a book;

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a missing book?

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Joe: Yes.

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Radio: Then get out of the car and

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follow the penguin.

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Joe: I?m sorry. That makes no sense.

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Radio: This is a dream, you ninny.!

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It?s not supposed to make sense.

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Joe: Oh, uh, right!

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Joe: Uh! The book! Wow! This is so weird.

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What does it mean?

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Radio: Really, Joe. You disappoint me.

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What do you think it means?

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Joe: Who are you?

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Radio: Alright. Let?s review.

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There?s a penguin and under the penguin,

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there?s a book. The book.

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Now, where can you find

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lots and lots of penguins?

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Joe: I?ve got it! I?m supposed to go to

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Cape Crozier to find the book!

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Radio: There you go! You?re a smart boy,

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a very, very, very, smart young lad.

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Joe: The book! I know where it is!

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Come on guys, get up!

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We?re going on the winter journey.

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Sam: Remind me why we?re here!

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Joe: Because I saw it in a dream.

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The book is at Cape Crozier,

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under a penguin.

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Sam: Right. Well, next time you

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Have a dream, would you do me a favor?

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Joe: Sure. What?

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Sam: Leave me out of it!

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Garrard: Ah! This looks like a good spot.

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Why don?t we stop for the night?

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Garrard: Keeping a journal, eh?

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I find journal writing just the thing after

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a long day of sledging.

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Birdie: It?s a bit brisk tonight, laddies!

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Forty-seven below.

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Joe: At forty-seven below,

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your sleeping bags freeze.

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At forty-seven below, your clothes freeze.

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At forty-seven below, your teeth freeze.

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Birdie: Hahaha! Ugh!

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Joe: But, what?s a little snow and ice?

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There are more important things in life

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than being warm.

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Garrard: To England!

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Wilson: To science!

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Joe: To finding the book!

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After three weeks,

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we made it to Cape Crozier.

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We built an igloo laboratory,

404
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repelled down a bunch of cliffs,

405
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and found the penguins.

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Only one thing went wrong.

407
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Ugh! I can?t find the book!

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Fred: Gee, that?s a shock!

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You mean your dream was just a dream?

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00:15:14.157 --> 00:15:15.410
Joe: It was as real as day, Fred.

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I was back in the car,

412
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And a voice came on the radio,

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and told me to follow the penguin.

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Fred: Oh, I see what you mean!

415
00:15:22.845 --> 00:15:23.968
That makes total sense!

416
00:15:24.468 --> 00:15:29.920
Fred: Hahaha! That was an accident!

417
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I mean it! Hahaha! I?m not kidding!

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00:15:34.445 --> 00:15:35.620
I thought it was snow!

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Garrard: Hurry up, boys! It?s about to blow!

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Trio: Aah!

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Sam: Hey! Did you find the book?

422
00:15:48.445 --> 00:15:48.537
Joe: No.

423
00:15:49.370 --> 00:15:50.440
Fred: But I got a couple of eggs for you.

424
00:15:50.940 --> 00:15:51.547
Oops, oh well!

425
00:15:52.470 --> 00:15:54.497
Scrambled eggs, anyone? Haha!

426
00:15:54.997 --> 00:15:56.433
Sam: The tent! It?s blowing away!

427
00:15:56.933 --> 00:15:57.192
Fred: I?ll get it!

428
00:15:57.692 --> 00:15:58.945
Garrard: No, Fred! Stop!

429
00:15:59.445 --> 00:16:00.240
That?s one-hundred-mile-an-hour

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wind out there. He?ll never survive.

431
00:16:02.845 --> 00:16:05.425
[Screams]

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Garrard: I?ll have to go after him.

433
00:16:12.445 --> 00:16:15.650
[Screams]

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Birdie: Everyone, grab your bags!

435
00:16:19.428 --> 00:16:21.640
Wilson: Alright, let?s review the situation.

436
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We?re in a hurricane, it?s sixty-seven below,

437
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we?ve just lost out only shelter,

438
00:16:27.637 --> 00:16:28.880
and your friend is out there somewhere,

439
00:16:29.380 --> 00:16:31.808
all alone. Hmm.

440
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Sam: What do you mean, hmm?

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Birdie: [Singing]

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Sam: Don?t sing that!

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00:16:40.412 --> 00:16:42.230
Wilson: That?s a fact, sir. And the fact is

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Fred: I?m back, and I got the tent!

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Am I great, or what?

446
00:16:46.660 --> 00:16:49.803
Trio: Yeah!

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Joe: Dear Diary,

448
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Fred got our tent back,

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so at least we?re not going to freeze to death.

450
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Now all we have to do is wait for

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the storm to stop,

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then haul our sled back home,

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and oh yeah! Find the book!

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00:17:01.777 --> 00:17:03.685
Birdie: Bad news! No dinner tonight!

455
00:17:04.185 --> 00:17:05.365
We?re almost out of food.

456
00:17:05.865 --> 00:17:05.988
Garrard: Are you sure?

457
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Did you look through everything?

458
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There must be something in here.

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00:17:10.345 --> 00:17:11.853
Wait! I hear something!

460
00:17:12.353 --> 00:17:12.405
Trio: Huh!

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Joe: The book! We?re saved!

462
00:17:15.130 --> 00:17:16.573
Garrard: Well, I suppose we could eat it.

463
00:17:17.730 --> 00:17:18.797
It might buy us another day or two.

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Joe: No, no, no, no! It?s not for eating.

465
00:17:21.258 --> 00:17:22.805
It?s for, uh, okay.

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I shouldn?t tell you this,

467
00:17:24.745 --> 00:17:26.382
but this is a magic book.

468
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It?ll take us wherever we want to go.

469
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Birdie: Poor little lad.

470
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It?s enough to drive anyone crazy.

471
00:17:32.263 --> 00:17:33.878
All of this howling, screaming,

472
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screeching wind!

473
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Joe: No, I?m serious. Watch! Haha. It?s uh,

474
00:17:41.307 --> 00:17:45.143
It?s kind of frozen. Uh. Argh.

475
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I?ll just have to pull harder.

476
00:17:47.500 --> 00:17:48.823
Argh! Aah!

477
00:17:49.323 --> 00:17:49.728
There!

478
00:17:50.228 --> 00:17:52.512
Now all I have to do is find the right page.

479
00:17:53.120 --> 00:17:55.695
Ugh!

480
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Then, I just punch this button, and

481
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Sam: It?s not working! Why isn?t it working?

482
00:18:03.115 --> 00:18:03.530
Fred: Maybe it?s like a car

483
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that won?t start in the cold.

484
00:18:05.355 --> 00:18:11.857
Wilson: Here! Hold it close to the flame.

485
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Joe: Dear Diary,

486
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We?ve been stuck in this storm

487
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for three days now. We?re out of food,

488
00:18:16.987 --> 00:18:18.580
we?re out of fuel,

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everyone?s kind of losing it,

490
00:18:19.875 --> 00:18:23.680
and, uh, the only thing to do around here is

491
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Aah!

492
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Sleep.

493
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Mad Jack: Joe! Oh, Joey! Joe! Wake up!

494
00:18:34.158 --> 00:18:39.755
Get up, you ninny! I don?t have all day!

495
00:18:40.255 --> 00:18:41.723
Joe: Aah! Mad Jack!

496
00:18:42.223 --> 00:18:43.465
What are you doing here?

497
00:18:43.965 --> 00:18:44.388
Mad Jack: The question you should

498
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be asking is

499
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What are you doing here?

500
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Joe: That?s just what I asked you.

501
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Mad Jack: Not me, you! You! You!

502
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Now! Now! Now! Ask the question!

503
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Joe: Okay! What am I doing here?

504
00:18:55.400 --> 00:18:57.197
Mad Jack: Aah! I brought you here!

505
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I warped you to Antarctica.

506
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That was me, not Fred.

507
00:19:01.183 --> 00:19:02.300
And then, lured you to

508
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its darkest, coldest corner.

509
00:19:05.128 --> 00:19:06.725
Cape Crozier is the only place on Earth

510
00:19:07.225 --> 00:19:09.508
where the book cannot work!

511
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Joe: What are you talking about?

512
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I came here because I had a dream about

513
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Mad Jack: The book? I invaded your dream.

514
00:19:16.933 --> 00:19:18.407
You?ve heard of dream catchers.

515
00:19:18.907 --> 00:19:20.457
Well, I caught your dream,

516
00:19:20.957 --> 00:19:21.975
made a few minor adjustments,

517
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and sent it back.

518
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You?re starving, you?re freezing,

519
00:19:27.223 --> 00:19:30.670
you have the book, but cannot use it!

520
00:19:30.567 --> 00:19:33.428
Joe: Yeah for you! Now what?

521
00:19:33.928 --> 00:19:34.837
Mad Jack: This is enough food and fuel

522
00:19:35.337 --> 00:19:37.315
to get all six of you back to safety.

523
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In exchange, I want the book.

524
00:19:40.800 --> 00:19:41.923
Joe: Uh, uh. I can?t give you that!

525
00:19:42.423 --> 00:19:43.700
You?ll try and conquer the world

526
00:19:44.200 --> 00:19:44.972
or something!

527
00:19:45.472 --> 00:19:46.627
Mad Jack: I don?t want to conquer the world!

528
00:19:47.127 --> 00:19:51.653
I just want to be sole ruler of all eternity!

529
00:19:52.153 --> 00:19:52.543
Joe: No goes!

530
00:19:53.430 --> 00:19:54.600
Mad Jack: Then you?ll stay here and you

531
00:19:54.560 --> 00:20:01.850
and your friends will perish.

532
00:20:01.585 --> 00:20:03.297
Joe: Humph!

533
00:20:19.800 --> 00:20:22.650
Mad Jack: At last! Goodbye, dear nephew!

534
00:20:22.565 --> 00:20:23.728
Hahaha!

535
00:20:24.228 --> 00:20:32.465
Best of luck getting back to Brooklyn!

536
00:20:32.965 --> 00:20:34.143
Joe: So, that?s what happened!

537
00:20:34.643 --> 00:20:35.520
I didn?t have a choice.

538
00:20:36.200 --> 00:20:36.143
Fred: You?ve got to do what

539
00:20:36.643 --> 00:20:37.368
you?ve got to do!

540
00:20:37.868 --> 00:20:39.288
You saved our lives. That?s for sure!

541
00:20:39.788 --> 00:20:42.168
Garrard: Dinner! All the hoosh you can eat!

542
00:20:42.668 --> 00:20:43.672
Sam: Great! I, uh!

543
00:20:44.172 --> 00:20:46.303
I just can?t get enough of that seal liver!

544
00:20:46.803 --> 00:20:47.680
Joe: Wait! How would you like pizza

545
00:20:48.180 --> 00:20:48.840
tonight instead?

546
00:20:49.340 --> 00:20:50.183
Sam: Right! Dream on!

547
00:20:50.683 --> 00:20:54.208
Joe: Aah! Finally! It?s completely thawed!

548
00:20:54.708 --> 00:20:56.320
Okay, Fred. How does it work again?

549
00:20:56.820 --> 00:20:57.528
You just punch this button,

550
00:20:58.280 --> 00:20:59.203
and type in Brooklyn, New York, right?

551
00:20:59.703 --> 00:21:03.457
Sam: But I thought you said!

552
00:21:03.957 --> 00:21:05.472
Fred and Sam: Way to go, Joe! Yeah!

553
00:21:05.972 --> 00:21:07.530
Joe?s Mother: Everything alright back there?

554
00:21:07.553 --> 00:21:10.222
Joe: Um, yeah! Sure, mom! Why?

555
00:21:10.722 --> 00:21:11.110
Sam: I thought you gave the book

556
00:21:11.610 --> 00:21:12.365
to Mad Jack.

557
00:21:12.865 --> 00:21:14.478
Joe: I did. I gave Mad Jack the book.

558
00:21:14.978 --> 00:21:18.663
I just didn?t say which one.

559
00:21:19.163 --> 00:21:19.535
Mad Jack: And now!

560
00:21:20.350 --> 00:21:22.175
The moment I have dreamed of!

561
00:21:22.675 --> 00:21:26.207
The world will soon be mine to command!

562
00:21:26.707 --> 00:21:27.430
Dear Diary,

563
00:21:27.930 --> 00:21:28.352
Today sort of stinks.

564
00:21:28.852 --> 00:21:29.870
Bye for now,

565
00:21:29.587 --> 00:21:30.687
Joe.

566
00:21:31.187 --> 00:21:32.512
Hmm. Forty-seven below. Right.

567
00:21:33.120 --> 00:21:34.362
That?s like the temperature of your

568
00:21:34.862 --> 00:21:36.985
freezer minus eighty degrees. That?s like

569
00:21:37.485 --> 00:21:40.400
What is going on?

570
00:21:40.900 --> 00:21:43.740
Agh! That boy will rue the day!

571
00:21:44.240 --> 00:21:46.200
He will rue the day!

572
00:21:46.700 --> 00:21:48.225
[Cough]

573
00:21:48.725 --> 00:22:17.508
[Music}