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THE FOLLOWING PRESENTATION IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY DISCOVERY EDUCATION

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LEADING THE WORLD OF DIGITAL AND VIDEO LEARNING

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DISCOVERY EDUCATION, CONNECT TO A WORLD OF LEARNING.

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( kids screaming )

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( all grunt )

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One second-- you hold the Book for one second

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and warp us to the middle of nowhere?

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It wasn't my fault. I didn't even open it.

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It's because you put it on that pinball machine.

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Who knows? Maybe you've warped us inside of one.

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That's ridiculous.

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We're just in a-a park somewhere.

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If it is a park,

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that's one nasty game

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of Capture the Flag.

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Hey, you three, don't just stand there,

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take this ball to the trebuchet.

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Uh, okay. No problem.

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You heard the man.

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To the trebuchet.

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What's a trebuchet?

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( sighs )

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Follow me.

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( all grunting )

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What took you so long?

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Sorry, Your Lordship.

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These peasants are small.

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I'd have used the big ones, but they ran away yesterday.

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Backstabbing Scots!

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And what about you

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three curiously garbed commoners?

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To whom do you vow allegiance?

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To, uh, the King.

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Which king? Edward III or David Bruce?

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Wait a minute.

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It's a trick question.

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There aren't two kings... right?

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There is only one true king of all of Britain,

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and that's Edward III.

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David is just an ungrateful Scottish rebel

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like his father, Robert Bruce.

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Right. Edward.

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That's what we were going to say,

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wasn't it, guys?

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Spies! Sent from David's supporter, that unruly

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harridan Black Agnes!

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Well, we'll just send them right back.

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Move them into the trebuchet!

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You got it all wrong! No. Wait. Stop!

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( all screaming )

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Be careful what you wish for.

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BAND: ? Go! There they go ?

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? Three boys surfing on the time continuum ?

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? There they go ?

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? Green mist fills the air ?

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? The Book could take them anywhere. Go! ?

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? ? ?

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( electric guitars  playing steady beat )

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? Go! There they go ?

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? Three girls warping, time is 2105 ?

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? There they go ?

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? You can catch a ride with the Time Warp Trio. Go! ?

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? Traveling through history... ?

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( ticking )

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? ? ?

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? With the Time Warp Trio ?

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? Go! ?

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JOE:  There's not a lot of time  to think

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when you're about to be  splattered against the wall

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of a Scottish castle.

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But one question  did occur to me.

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Why me?

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The answer was simple-- family.

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And then you just put the remainder over here,

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and voil?, that's long division.

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You're so smart.

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If only you were my older sister

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and Joe was my great-great-grandnephew.

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Don't trust her, Jodie. I know that voice.

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She's up to something.

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I am not.

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You're just jealous because we're bonding.

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Yeah. So, now that we've bonded,

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will you teach me something about the Book?

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See? I told you.

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Anna, I know you've done it before,

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but you're really too young to time-travel.

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Yeah, Anna, listen to Jodie.

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Having said that, I guess there are

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one or two little things I could show you.

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Wait! No fair!

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I'm older. You should be teaching me first.

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Age doesn't matter, right, Jodie?

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Tell him.

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Does, too!

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Does not!

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If you two don't stop fighting,

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I'm not showing either of you a thing.

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Now, before you open the Book,

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you should always make sure your hands are clean,

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especially if you've been around Fred.

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I usually carry around some disinfecting lotion

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for just this purpose.

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Now, where did I put it?

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Wait, there's tomato sauce on this table.

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We should put the Book someplace clean.

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1,338? Huh!

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I could get that with one hand tied behind my back.

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Ah, here it is.

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Not only does it kill germs

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that can infect the space-time continuum,

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it's also a lavender-scented moisturizer.

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Hands, please.

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( mumbling ) ...meddling nephew...

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( snoring )

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Traitorous brother!

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( cuckoos )

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Huh?

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Ha-ha, right into my trap.

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Now let's see where my craftily hidden time bomb

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has sent that little warp runt.

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Medieval Scotland, eh?

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( laughs ) Perfect.

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( in Scottish accent ): We'll have bagpipes

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at your funeral, laddie.

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( laughing )

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( screaming )

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( yawning )

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I wonder what new treachery that black-hearted Earl

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has cooked up for me today.

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( gasps )

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( yelling )

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Sending children over the wall?!

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Oh, that's a new low, Salisbury!

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You're all right, then?

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No broken bones? Good.

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You can let yourself out the main gate.

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What? But the chubby dude with the goatee will kill us.

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What the Earl of Salisbury does with you is his business.

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This castle has been under siege for nearly five months.

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We don't have food for three extra mouths!

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We are very light eaters.

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I'm fine with just a salad.

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You can't send us back out there.

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I demand to speak to the person in charge.

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I, Lady Agnes Randolph, am the person in charge of Castle Dunbar.

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My husband, the Earl of Moray,

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left to train Scottish troops in the north.

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With him away,

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the English thought we wouldn't put up much of a fight.

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Well, I guess you're wrong about that,

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eh, you greedy swines?!

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Your accents are strange.

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What clan are you?

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Clan?

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Are you Campbell, MacDougal?

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Where does your loyalty lie?

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Well, I like the Yankees, but Anna here is a Mets fan.

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What he means, Your Ladyship,

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is that we're from very far away.

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We don't have clans in New York.

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You're from York?

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That's an English city!

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She said "New York."

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It's very different.

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It's not English at all. We swear.

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Hmm.

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If you're enemies of the English,

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you could help us.

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Then again, you might just be spies.

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Constable MacDoohickey!

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Aye, Your Ladyship?

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Put these two in irons until I decide what to do with them.

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Leave the wee one with me.

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She is full of spirit.

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I like that.

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You'll get one bowl of oats a day.

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Any complaints and you can have a stretch on the rack instead.

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The rack? That's the torture device

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that pulls your arms and legs out of their sockets, right?

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Uh-huh. The oats can't be that bad.

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You haven't

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tasted them yet.

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JOE: Uncle Joe!

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What are you doing here?

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Oh, just seeing the sights.

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Or rather, that was my intention

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when I ( clears throat ) borrowed the Book from you,

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but that's all in the past.

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My favorite nephew and great-great-grandniece

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are here to save me.

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Um, actually, we were hoping you were here to save us.

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Butterfingers here dropped the Book on a pinball machine

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and now we have no idea where it is.

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Pinball machine?

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Not the pizzeria on Joralemon?!

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Yeah. Why?

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Oh! I thought I had defused them all,

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but I forgot about the pizzeria.

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Defused what?

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Pinball machines?

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No! Time bombs! Horrible things.

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They propel unsuspecting warpers to a random date

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when the Book comes into contact with it.

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1,338.

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1338, my score.

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That must be where we've warped to.

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But who would...?

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BOTH: Mad Jack!

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He used to make small-time bombs when we were kids.

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He's coming for the Book and you.

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He may already be here.

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What do we do?

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If only I could reach my pocket,

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I have the perfect lock-picking device.

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Wait. I may have something in my pocket

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that could help.

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Joe, see if you can reach it.

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( grunting )

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( men yelling )

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Come closer, Salisbury,

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so I can see your saft tattie of a face.

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"Saft tattie"?

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That's Scottish for "mushy potato."

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Oh, he hates it when I call him that.

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( laughs )

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Ah, you barely nicked us!

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Why are they attacking you, anyway?

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For land.

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But we Scots won back our rights

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to our own land 24 years ago,

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at the Battle of Bannockburn,

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and now they have no business here.

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Ach! Not the library!

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Library?

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Lady Agnes, did you have a blue book

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about this size in there?

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With silver squiggly things on it?

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Yes, yes, that's it!

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No, never seen it.

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But heard tell of such a book once,

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written in green ink by fairies.

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Local legends say it was hidden somewhere

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within the walls of this castle.

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Where?

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But that's glaikit nonsense. Come on.

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I'll show you where we drop boiling oil on the attackers' heads

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when they get too close to the walls.

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( grunting )

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Phew! Okay, now what?

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Squirt some on my hand.

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You're hanging in a dungeon

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and you're worried about germs?

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Just do it.

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Quickly, the tool is in my inside pocket.

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A pen?

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This is the perfect lock-picking device?

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Not just a pen, my dear, the pen.

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Uncap it.

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( whooshing and whirring )

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Heel, Pen, heel!

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I know you're upset, but it wasn't my fault.

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Now be a good pen and get us out of here.

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Whoa, where'd you get that thing?

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A pawnshop in Rangoon.

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That's my nephew, Pen, and no, he doesn't have any treats.

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He eats lint, but don't give him any.

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It clogs his nib.

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LADY AGNES: And if they get past the drawbridge,

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we'll drop this heavy wooden gate,

271
00:10:42.809 --> 00:10:43.611
the portcullis, on them.

272
00:10:44.111 --> 00:10:46.547
That's it! You're all going on the rack,

273
00:10:47.470 --> 00:10:48.349
and there'll be no oats tonight.

274
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Uncle Joe!

275
00:10:50.984 --> 00:10:52.953
Constable MacDoohickey, sound the alarm!

276
00:10:53.453 --> 00:10:54.488
The sow is coming!

277
00:10:54.988 --> 00:10:57.691
No! Not the sow!

278
00:10:58.191 --> 00:10:59.960
All hands to the castle walls!

279
00:11:00.460 --> 00:11:03.300
Ah, Lady Agnes, I must thank you

280
00:11:03.530 --> 00:11:04.498
for that stint on the rack.

281
00:11:04.998 --> 00:11:07.134
It completely cured my sciatica.

282
00:11:07.634 --> 00:11:10.571
However, I fear there's been a misunderstanding.

283
00:11:11.710 --> 00:11:12.172
We're not spies, we swear!

284
00:11:12.672 --> 00:11:14.410
It doesn't make any difference now.

285
00:11:14.541 --> 00:11:15.476
Unless there's a miracle,

286
00:11:15.976 --> 00:11:17.878
this castle will be in flames in minutes.

287
00:11:21.810 --> 00:11:22.316
That's the sow?

288
00:11:22.816 --> 00:11:25.352
I was kind of hoping it was just a really big pig.

289
00:11:25.852 --> 00:11:27.288
Maybe there's some back door we can escape from.

290
00:11:27.788 --> 00:11:28.355
But the Book is here.

291
00:11:28.855 --> 00:11:30.924
Lady Agnes said there's a local legend

292
00:11:31.424 --> 00:11:32.559
that it's hidden somewhere in the castle.

293
00:11:33.590 --> 00:11:33.994
Well, it's not much good to us

294
00:11:34.494 --> 00:11:35.996
if we've been riddled with flaming arrows.

295
00:11:36.496 --> 00:11:37.931
Besides, it's just a legend, Anna.

296
00:11:38.431 --> 00:11:39.466
So, what do we do?

297
00:11:39.966 --> 00:11:41.602
We stay and fight with Agnes.

298
00:11:42.102 --> 00:11:43.370
But they don't stand a chance.

299
00:11:45.505 --> 00:11:47.107
Nor do we, if the Book is destroyed.

300
00:11:47.607 --> 00:11:49.243
This wall could be all that's protecting

301
00:11:49.743 --> 00:11:51.979
the entire universe from annihilation!

302
00:11:52.479 --> 00:11:54.581
( all gasp )

303
00:11:59.190 --> 00:12:01.922
Take that, you limping toads!

304
00:12:02.422 --> 00:12:03.223
We're doomed.

305
00:12:03.723 --> 00:12:05.459
They outnumber us 100 to one.

306
00:12:05.959 --> 00:12:07.695
If only we had something really big

307
00:12:08.195 --> 00:12:09.129
to throw on that thing.

308
00:12:09.629 --> 00:12:10.564
Yeah, like that pinball machine

309
00:12:11.640 --> 00:12:11.999
you had to put the Book on.

310
00:12:12.499 --> 00:12:14.201
How was I supposed to know it was a time bomb?

311
00:12:14.701 --> 00:12:15.602
Would you two stop it?

312
00:12:16.102 --> 00:12:17.104
We're in big trouble,

313
00:12:17.604 --> 00:12:18.739
and fighting about a pinball machine

314
00:12:19.239 --> 00:12:21.342
isn't going to save us.

315
00:12:21.842 --> 00:12:23.110
Or is it?

316
00:12:23.610 --> 00:12:24.344
Lady Agnes...

317
00:12:24.844 --> 00:12:26.213
what do you do with those big stone balls

318
00:12:26.713 --> 00:12:27.648
the English have been throwing at you?

319
00:12:28.148 --> 00:12:28.882
We leave them where they are.

320
00:12:29.382 --> 00:12:30.150
They're too much trouble to move.

321
00:12:32.185 --> 00:12:34.880
It might just work. Quick.

322
00:12:34.588 --> 00:12:36.857
Tell MacDoohickey to gather all the wood he can find.

323
00:12:37.357 --> 00:12:39.860
( warriors shouting )

324
00:12:40.360 --> 00:12:42.620
A little to the right.

325
00:12:42.562 --> 00:12:44.231
More... Stop!

326
00:12:44.731 --> 00:12:45.933
We're ready!

327
00:12:46.433 --> 00:12:48.736
Okay. On my count.

328
00:12:49.236 --> 00:12:51.672
One... two... lift!

329
00:12:55.208 --> 00:12:56.643
The sow is collapsing!

330
00:12:57.143 --> 00:12:58.212
The sow is collapsing!

331
00:12:58.712 --> 00:13:00.280
Run away! Run away!

332
00:13:00.780 --> 00:13:02.216
Direct hit!

333
00:13:02.716 --> 00:13:04.510
There! Have a taste

334
00:13:04.551 --> 00:13:05.486
of your own medicine,

335
00:13:05.986 --> 00:13:07.421
you fat bag of haggis!

336
00:13:07.921 --> 00:13:08.989
I don't believe it.

337
00:13:09.489 --> 00:13:10.624
It actually worked.

338
00:13:11.124 --> 00:13:12.250
Well done, lad.

339
00:13:12.525 --> 00:13:13.527
Oh, it was nothing.

340
00:13:14.270 --> 00:13:15.596
Now that we've defeated the English for you,

341
00:13:16.960 --> 00:13:17.831
do you mind if we take a look around the castle?

342
00:13:18.331 --> 00:13:20.701
There's, um, an old legend we'd like to investigate.

343
00:13:21.201 --> 00:13:21.969
Defeated the English?

344
00:13:22.469 --> 00:13:24.438
It would take a lot more than a big rock to do that.

345
00:13:24.938 --> 00:13:26.730
No, they'll be back here tomorrow.

346
00:13:26.573 --> 00:13:27.875
But we tanned their hides today,

347
00:13:28.375 --> 00:13:30.244
and tonight there'll be a feast in your honor.

348
00:13:33.914 --> 00:13:35.150
JODIE: This is the feast?

349
00:13:35.515 --> 00:13:38.318
Aye, and I gave you each an extra pea,

350
00:13:38.818 --> 00:13:40.220
so I don't want to be hearing any complaints.

351
00:13:40.720 --> 00:13:41.355
Want to trade turnips?

352
00:13:41.855 --> 00:13:42.356
No way.

353
00:13:42.856 --> 00:13:43.924
You guys can split mine.

354
00:13:44.424 --> 00:13:45.259
I've lost my appetite.

355
00:13:45.759 --> 00:13:47.461
And this fly won't leave me alone.

356
00:13:47.961 --> 00:13:48.629
Shoo! Shoo!

357
00:13:49.129 --> 00:13:50.130
I'm sorry it couldn't be more,

358
00:13:50.630 --> 00:13:51.832
but we barely have enough to live on.

359
00:13:52.332 --> 00:13:54.168
We are most grateful, Lady Agnes.

360
00:13:54.668 --> 00:13:56.403
Now, about this so-called "faerie book" my niece

361
00:13:56.903 --> 00:13:58.372
was telling me about.. MAN: Your Ladyship!

362
00:13:58.872 --> 00:14:00.140
I've just heard word from a villager.

363
00:14:00.640 --> 00:14:02.409
Sir Alexander Ramsay of Dalhousie

364
00:14:02.909 --> 00:14:04.611
is just east of Kirkcaldy.

365
00:14:05.111 --> 00:14:06.180
He's a friend of my husband.

366
00:14:06.680 --> 00:14:07.714
Does he know of our plight?

367
00:14:08.214 --> 00:14:08.715
He didn't say.

368
00:14:09.215 --> 00:14:10.651
With the help of Dalhousie's army,

369
00:14:11.151 --> 00:14:13.120
we could send Salisbury packing once and for all.

370
00:14:13.620 --> 00:14:14.721
We have to get word to them.

371
00:14:15.221 --> 00:14:16.256
Any volunteers?

372
00:14:17.891 --> 00:14:18.725
Get away.

373
00:14:19.225 --> 00:14:19.893
Ugh! That's it.

374
00:14:20.393 --> 00:14:20.928
I've had enough.

375
00:14:21.428 --> 00:14:22.863
That's the spirit.

376
00:14:23.363 --> 00:14:23.864
I've had enough, too.

377
00:14:24.364 --> 00:14:24.865
I'll join you.

378
00:14:25.365 --> 00:14:26.834
Join me? Doing what?

379
00:14:27.334 --> 00:14:29.536
Going on the mission you just volunteered for.

380
00:14:30.360 --> 00:14:31.939
Mission? I didn't volunteer for any...

381
00:14:32.439 --> 00:14:35.175
Jodie of New York, you're a girl after my own heart.

382
00:14:35.675 --> 00:14:36.510
Risking your life

383
00:14:37.100 --> 00:14:38.412
for a bunch of strangers. Bless you.

384
00:14:38.912 --> 00:14:39.613
But, but...

385
00:14:40.113 --> 00:14:41.515
I think what she's trying to say is

386
00:14:42.150 --> 00:14:44.351
perhaps we should all go on this impromptu expedition.

387
00:14:44.851 --> 00:14:46.687
Sorry. More than two and we're sure to be spotted

388
00:14:47.187 --> 00:14:48.689
when we sneak through the English camp.

389
00:14:49.189 --> 00:14:50.691
We're sneaking through the English camp?

390
00:14:51.191 --> 00:14:51.925
Of course!

391
00:14:52.425 --> 00:14:54.270
How else are we supposed to steal their horses

392
00:14:54.527 --> 00:14:56.363
and ride over 50 miles through enemy territory?

393
00:14:56.863 --> 00:14:57.631
( Jodie moans )

394
00:14:58.131 --> 00:14:59.666
We can't let Jodie go on that mission.

395
00:15:00.166 --> 00:15:00.734
She'll never make it.

396
00:15:01.234 --> 00:15:02.502
I know. But what can we do?

397
00:15:03.200 --> 00:15:04.438
Don't you worry about a thing.

398
00:15:04.938 --> 00:15:07.741
Constable MacDoohickey will protect you.

399
00:15:08.241 --> 00:15:10.344
Ooh, someone's got a little extra for supper.

400
00:15:10.844 --> 00:15:11.545
Lucky lass.

401
00:15:12.450 --> 00:15:12.913
( moans )

402
00:15:14.681 --> 00:15:15.849
I hope she'll be all right.

403
00:15:16.349 --> 00:15:17.284
Don't worry.

404
00:15:17.784 --> 00:15:19.620
Jodie's a lot tougher than she seems,

405
00:15:20.120 --> 00:15:21.722
and she might just be safer out there

406
00:15:22.222 --> 00:15:23.230
than in here.

407
00:15:23.523 --> 00:15:25.425
I can feel Mad Jack watching our every move.

408
00:15:25.925 --> 00:15:26.593
ANNA: How are we going

409
00:15:27.930 --> 00:15:28.729
to get to the Book before him?

410
00:15:29.229 --> 00:15:30.264
All the legend said

411
00:15:30.764 --> 00:15:32.532
was that it was somewhere in the castle walls.

412
00:15:33.320 --> 00:15:34.801
Wait. We do have one advantage over him.

413
00:15:35.301 --> 00:15:37.204
Alakazam!

414
00:15:39.472 --> 00:15:40.974
"Aspirin. Soy milk.

415
00:15:41.474 --> 00:15:42.750
Cat food"?

416
00:15:42.575 --> 00:15:43.377
This is a shopping list.

417
00:15:43.877 --> 00:15:46.813
True. But I used it to mark my spot in the Book,

418
00:15:47.313 --> 00:15:48.949
and the pen has an infallible nib.

419
00:15:50.450 --> 00:15:52.190
Heel, Pen!

420
00:15:52.519 --> 00:15:53.687
Sniff. ( sniffing )

421
00:15:54.187 --> 00:15:55.756
Now, go find the Book.

422
00:16:08.968 --> 00:16:10.604
( shrieks )

423
00:16:11.104 --> 00:16:11.605
EARL: What's going on?

424
00:16:12.105 --> 00:16:13.640
My tent has been sabotaged.

425
00:16:14.140 --> 00:16:14.741
What happened?

426
00:16:15.241 --> 00:16:16.510
I tripped on Salisbury's stake.

427
00:16:17.100 --> 00:16:19.460
Guards! After those two!

428
00:16:20.747 --> 00:16:21.848
( sniffing )

429
00:16:24.250 --> 00:16:25.519
It's just a blank wall.

430
00:16:26.190 --> 00:16:27.187
Do you think the pen smelled green mold

431
00:16:27.687 --> 00:16:28.188
instead of green ink?

432
00:16:28.688 --> 00:16:29.656
What's he saying?

433
00:16:30.156 --> 00:16:33.594
"What part of 'infallible nib' don't you understand,

434
00:16:34.940 --> 00:16:35.362
you two-bit time-toddler?"

435
00:16:35.862 --> 00:16:36.730
I-I don't think

436
00:16:37.230 --> 00:16:38.865
I'll translate the rest.

437
00:16:39.365 --> 00:16:41.602
Hey, look! This stone is loose.

438
00:16:42.102 --> 00:16:43.300
The Book.

439
00:16:43.503 --> 00:16:44.938
Nicely done.

440
00:16:45.438 --> 00:16:47.700
I would have found the Book myself,

441
00:16:47.507 --> 00:16:50.944
but why bother when you have such helpful family members?

442
00:16:51.444 --> 00:16:53.814
However... I will take it now.

443
00:16:54.314 --> 00:16:55.282
Ha-ha!

444
00:16:55.782 --> 00:16:58.218
Still relying on that cane, eh, Jack?

445
00:17:04.524 --> 00:17:06.560
Not just my cane, little brother.

446
00:17:07.600 --> 00:17:09.496
I also rely on foul play.

447
00:17:09.996 --> 00:17:11.980
( coughing )

448
00:17:11.598 --> 00:17:12.232
No! Uncle Joe!

449
00:17:12.732 --> 00:17:13.233
( gasping )

450
00:17:13.733 --> 00:17:15.636
That was just a tap.

451
00:17:16.136 --> 00:17:17.838
Now, hand it over, nephew, or I'll julienne

452
00:17:18.338 --> 00:17:19.473
your favorite uncle's DNA.

453
00:17:19.973 --> 00:17:21.740
Don't do it, Joe.

454
00:17:21.574 --> 00:17:22.609
MAD JACK: Make up your mind!

455
00:17:23.109 --> 00:17:25.112
I don't have all the time in the world...

456
00:17:25.612 --> 00:17:26.513
yet.

457
00:17:31.885 --> 00:17:32.652
Come on.

458
00:17:33.152 --> 00:17:35.220
You know you want to save this incompetent twit

459
00:17:35.522 --> 00:17:37.190
who performs pathetic magic tricks for you

460
00:17:37.690 --> 00:17:38.492
on your birthday.

461
00:17:38.992 --> 00:17:39.593
Now, hand it over.

462
00:17:40.930 --> 00:17:41.728
He's right.

463
00:17:42.228 --> 00:17:45.232
No, Joe. The fate of the universe is at stake.

464
00:17:45.732 --> 00:17:46.266
I'm sorry, Uncle Joe.

465
00:17:46.766 --> 00:17:47.734
I-I just can't do it.

466
00:17:48.234 --> 00:17:48.835
Here, take it.

467
00:17:49.335 --> 00:17:50.971
Excellent choice.

468
00:17:51.471 --> 00:17:53.907
Although you really shouldn't throw the Book.

469
00:17:54.407 --> 00:17:56.710
I'm surprised my brother didn't teach you that.

470
00:17:57.210 --> 00:17:59.312
Touch that book and you're history.

471
00:17:59.812 --> 00:18:00.781
How do I turn this thing on?

472
00:18:01.281 --> 00:18:02.490
Press the green button.

473
00:18:02.549 --> 00:18:04.951
UNCLE JOE: The other green button.

474
00:18:05.451 --> 00:18:06.753
You play dirty.

475
00:18:07.253 --> 00:18:07.821
I like that.

476
00:18:08.321 --> 00:18:08.822
Pity your reflexes

477
00:18:09.322 --> 00:18:11.580
aren't faster. ( chomping )

478
00:18:11.558 --> 00:18:13.393
Ow!

479
00:18:16.262 --> 00:18:17.597
I think we've lost them.

480
00:18:18.970 --> 00:18:19.199
Think again. Look!

481
00:18:21.434 --> 00:18:22.135
We're trapped.

482
00:18:26.873 --> 00:18:27.674
It's Dalhousie's men.

483
00:18:28.174 --> 00:18:29.342
We made it!

484
00:18:30.643 --> 00:18:31.812
Drop it!

485
00:18:32.312 --> 00:18:34.481
Ah. Get off me, you little monster.

486
00:18:37.450 --> 00:18:39.419
You think you can win against me?

487
00:18:39.919 --> 00:18:41.254
When I get through with you,

488
00:18:41.754 --> 00:18:43.557
there'll be pieces of you in every era

489
00:18:44.570 --> 00:18:45.425
since the dawn of time.

490
00:18:45.925 --> 00:18:47.427
( clank )

491
00:18:47.927 --> 00:18:48.695
Mommy?

492
00:18:49.195 --> 00:18:50.864
Castle Dunbar rule number one...

493
00:18:51.364 --> 00:18:53.734
no swordplay in the Great Hall!

494
00:18:54.234 --> 00:18:55.535
Who is this rat-faced bully, anyway?

495
00:18:56.350 --> 00:18:57.471
My uncle. He's mad.

496
00:18:57.971 --> 00:18:58.805
I'll say.

497
00:18:59.305 --> 00:19:02.576
Threatening a pair of wee ones with a... with, uh...

498
00:19:03.760 --> 00:19:04.440
what, what is that thing?

499
00:19:04.544 --> 00:19:05.345
And what's that in your hand?

500
00:19:05.845 --> 00:19:06.446
Oh, this?

501
00:19:06.946 --> 00:19:07.547
It's a, um...

502
00:19:08.470 --> 00:19:09.316
Just a pen, Lady Agnes.

503
00:19:09.816 --> 00:19:13.186
The pen that wrote this faerie book.

504
00:19:13.686 --> 00:19:15.188
Don't take this the wrong way,

505
00:19:15.688 --> 00:19:18.792
but I think you're all a few shillings short of a pound.

506
00:19:19.292 --> 00:19:19.860
Dalhousie's men are here!

507
00:19:20.360 --> 00:19:21.528
I hope Jodie's okay.

508
00:19:22.280 --> 00:19:23.960
Quickly. To the parapet.

509
00:19:23.596 --> 00:19:24.364
We'll be there shortly.

510
00:19:24.864 --> 00:19:25.832
I just have to make sure

511
00:19:26.332 --> 00:19:27.768
my broth... Ooh!

512
00:19:28.268 --> 00:19:28.902
Where is he? Blast it.

513
00:19:29.402 --> 00:19:31.471
I should have taken that pocket watch from him.

514
00:19:31.971 --> 00:19:34.841
Well, well, we'll just have to wait till next time.

515
00:19:35.341 --> 00:19:36.209
What next time?!

516
00:19:36.709 --> 00:19:38.378
He almost hacked me to pieces.

517
00:19:38.878 --> 00:19:41.114
But you stood up to him, and if you use your head,

518
00:19:41.614 --> 00:19:44.284
you'll do just fine when things get really bad.

519
00:19:44.784 --> 00:19:46.190
Could you define "really bad"?

520
00:19:46.519 --> 00:19:49.656
Come, come. We mustn't keep the ladies waiting.

521
00:19:52.191 --> 00:19:55.195
Come back anytime, Salisbury!

522
00:19:55.695 --> 00:19:58.465
Hope you enjoyed our hospitality!

523
00:19:58.965 --> 00:19:59.466
( Jodie groans )

524
00:19:59.966 --> 00:20:00.767
It was terrible.

525
00:20:01.267 --> 00:20:02.469
We came this close to getting caught.

526
00:20:02.969 --> 00:20:04.604
I got nauseous from all the riding, and look--

527
00:20:05.104 --> 00:20:05.739
I chipped a nail.

528
00:20:06.239 --> 00:20:09.900
She didn't close her mouth the entire time.

529
00:20:09.509 --> 00:20:10.177
"Are we there yet?"

530
00:20:10.677 --> 00:20:11.244
"My bottom hurts."

531
00:20:11.744 --> 00:20:13.790
"Can we stop for a snack?"

532
00:20:13.579 --> 00:20:15.810
I swear, I thought I'd perish.

533
00:20:15.581 --> 00:20:19.190
Oh, they're a strange lot, but we owe them our lives.

534
00:20:19.519 --> 00:20:20.620
Jodie of New York,

535
00:20:21.120 --> 00:20:23.857
for your help in driving the English away from Castle Dunbar,

536
00:20:24.357 --> 00:20:26.426
I award you 50 of the fattest sheep

537
00:20:26.926 --> 00:20:27.928
in the Scottish Midlands.

538
00:20:28.428 --> 00:20:31.431
Um, thanks, but my building doesn't allow pets.

539
00:20:31.931 --> 00:20:33.700
Oh. Would you prefer something else?

540
00:20:34.200 --> 00:20:36.269
We'd be very grateful if you allowed us

541
00:20:36.769 --> 00:20:38.638
to keep this faerie book. ( gasps )

542
00:20:39.138 --> 00:20:40.207
Where'd you find it?

543
00:20:40.707 --> 00:20:42.108
It was within the castle walls,

544
00:20:42.608 --> 00:20:43.710
just like the legend said.

545
00:20:44.210 --> 00:20:44.945
Faerie book?

546
00:20:45.445 --> 00:20:46.580
A load of tripe, if you ask me.

547
00:20:47.800 --> 00:20:49.649
But if that's what you want, be my guest.

548
00:20:50.149 --> 00:20:52.652
Joe, would you care to do the honors?

549
00:20:58.925 --> 00:21:00.227
Right where we left.

550
00:21:00.727 --> 00:21:01.561
Hey, you're getting better at...

551
00:21:02.610 --> 00:21:02.729
Wait a minute.

552
00:21:03.229 --> 00:21:04.564
Where's Uncle Joe?

553
00:21:05.640 --> 00:21:06.733
You lost him! Oh!

554
00:21:07.233 --> 00:21:08.535
But I did everything right.

555
00:21:09.350 --> 00:21:12.372
My hands were clean, I opened the Book and... Hey.

556
00:21:12.872 --> 00:21:13.406
What's this?

557
00:21:13.906 --> 00:21:14.574
"Dear Joe.

558
00:21:15.740 --> 00:21:16.176
"Sorry to leave in mid-warp.

559
00:21:16.676 --> 00:21:18.979
I had some urgent business to attend to. Uncle Joe."

560
00:21:19.479 --> 00:21:21.281
There's something else in here.

561
00:21:21.781 --> 00:21:22.315
"P.S.: Congratulations

562
00:21:22.815 --> 00:21:24.718
"on graduating to the next level.

563
00:21:25.218 --> 00:21:27.120
You are now a Time Page."

564
00:21:27.620 --> 00:21:28.321
I'm a Time Page?

565
00:21:28.821 --> 00:21:29.456
I'm a Time Page!

566
00:21:29.956 --> 00:21:32.626
Check it out. I don't see you wearing one of these.

567
00:21:33.126 --> 00:21:33.760
That's because I haven't been

568
00:21:34.260 --> 00:21:35.962
a Time Page since I was five.

569
00:21:36.462 --> 00:21:37.831
Oh. So... what are you now?

570
00:21:38.331 --> 00:21:40.467
Wouldn't you like to know?

571
00:21:40.967 --> 00:21:42.602
Okay, Time Page...

572
00:21:43.102 --> 00:21:45.338
how about some help with my math homework?

573
00:21:45.838 --> 00:21:46.740
( Joe sighs )

574
00:21:47.240 --> 00:21:48.410
( ticking )

575
00:21:53.613 --> 00:21:56.349
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