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JUNE 1999 VOLUME 25 NUMBER 13

Bits & Pieces

Mini-Catalog: “Victoria’s Secretions”
Edited by Matt Wayne

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ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH

HUSTLER's writers and Editors have
long been aware of an honor short-
age within the so-called legitimate
journalistic community, but, perhaps
naively, we have maintained our
belief in the sanctity of friendship
between men. Male friends don't
fuck male friends in the ass, unless
one of those friends is Christopher
Hitchens, an affidavit author who
has confirmed our contempt of main
stream reporters, shattered our illu
sions about the solidity of male
friendship and distinguished himself
as HUSTLER's Asshole of the Month
for June 1999.

Christopher Hitchens is a 49-year
old British citizen who resides
Washington, D.C. He lists his occu
pation as self-employed journalist
Hitch, as he is known to his former
friends, survives on the credulity of
Brit-licking U.S. publishers who print
his gaseous prose in American
tabloids such as Vanity Fair and The
Nation. Hitch (rhymes with bitch) is a
contrarian. Contrarians in good
standing include the Flat Earth
Society and kooks who claim no
Jews died in the Holocaust
Hitchens reached his contrarian
zenith with Missionary Position, a
1997 book that exposed the dark
side of Mother Teresa.

Christopher Hitchens’s dark side
was exposed on February 5, 1999.
That footnote in the history of infamy
marks the day Chris Hitchens signed
an affidavit at the behest of lawyers
from the House of Representatives.
Hitchens’s sworn statement attested
that White House adviser Sidney
Blumenthal, a former journalist and
close Hitchens friend for 15 years

had gossiped about Presidential
cum-sop Monica Lewinsky during
lunch on March 19, 1998.

At the time of that lunch, more
than 400 news stories had appeared
with similar gossip about Monica
“Stalker” Lewinsky. Still, Hitchens
declares that “there was no room in
my mind for any doubt that
[Blumenthal] wanted to leave us the
impression that the President had
told him this” stale gossip.

Moreover, Hitchens swore that
Blumenthal had gossiped about
Lewinsky “to other people in the
journalistic community,” a con-
tention that appears to contradict
Blumenthal’s testimony in the
Senate impeachment trial

As a friend, Hitchens is like a

feminine Linda Tripp. In his capacity
as a reporter, Hitchens has betrayed
the responsibility of his profession to
protect sources, American jour-
nalists traditionally go to jail rather
than divulge a vulnerable source
Hitchens, working under a system of
ethics foreign to us, has exposed
Blumenthal to charges of perjury
that could land him in prison.
Hitchens claims to have been
“revolted” by the “appalling allega-
tion,” “so slanderous of Ms
Lewinsky.” Repulsed or not, “I’ve
told this story to many people,”
prattles Hitchens, like an indignant
fishwife who disguises character
assassination as moral outrage.
Despite his professed commit-
ment to the ethical high ground

Hitchens was too chicken to phone
Blumenthal with a warning of his
treachery. “[It] still makes me whim
per when | think about it,” snivels
Hitchens. "| kept thinking, /f/ get the
answering machine, | can't leave it
on an answering machine. | didn't
know how | could phrase it.”

Just say, “Sid, that invasive
presence you feel in your rectum is
my English prick.”

Hitchens's wife, Carol Blue, signed
@ matching affidavit, but didn’t share
her mate’s squeamishness. She
called the Blumenthals on the day of
Sidney's impeachment deposition
and left a sappy phone message
claiming to be worried about them

“| suppose,” whimpers Hitchens,
“this is the time when one does find
out what people really think of you.
This time being defined as “that hour
at which one shoves one’s rat prick
up the ass of one’s friend,” people
will think of one, accurately, as a rat
prick ass fucker.

Hitchens, who became a famous
author the day of the affidavit, has a
new book coming out on April Fools’
Day. Is publicity ever coincidence?

In an attempt to raise his stature
to that of a weasel, Hitchens vows:
“If I'm asked to give testimony to
incriminate [Blumenthal], | shall
decline. I'm not going to do that.”

Is Hitchens, an Oxford graduate, too
stupid to realize that the affidavit
itself is evidence against his friend?

The idealist boasts: “I'm not a
lawyer, don’t even have a lawyer. I'm
Not going to get a lawyer.”

It doesn't take a lawyer to con:
clude that the affidavit convicts
Hitchens of being an Asshole.

As the mayor
of Washington, D.C., Anthony
Williams is sworn to uphold a
tradition of butthead behavior.
Williams accepted the resignation
of a top aide—a white man—who
had used the word niggardly
within the hearing of a black
staffer. Taking a man’s job from
him due to queer vocabulary

choice shows that Williams is
niggardly in the brain and living
large in the Asshole.

The 57-year-old Reverend Lyons
is running for a second five-year
term as president of the National
Baptist Convention. The spiritual
leader is also facing 30 years in

prison on theft and racketeering
charges, including that he stole
$200,000 intended to rebuild
burned black churches. Williams
is accused of stealing from the
Baptist flock in order to finance |
“lavish” lifestyles for himself and
several mistresses. The man
known as “the black pope” is
looking more like a dark Asshole.

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I was repulsed pages later to find I had
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I am returning these pages to you, and I
hope, in the future, you will let the women
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“The Bunnyranch is cleaner and safer than adult-
movie sets. The girls all get tested every week.
Nothing happens without a condom. Plus, I don’t
have to deal with directors in a bad mood and
yelling. Porn stars make more money here than
from the videos.

“I hope to do a pictorial for HUSTLER someday,”
the canny pro beams. “I have more respect for Larry
Flynt than for Hugh Hefner or Bob Guccione.”

Don't worry; he paid her to do that.

Some lucky customer finds a new way to

pump Brianna’s cleft.

Treasure Chest— ‘nuff said. Imagine what they'd do for a customer in person.

Veronica shows the dark side of her moon.

Visit the Bunnyranch at 69 Moonlight Road, Carson City, Nevada

Readers who lack access to Nevada can soon experience the licen-

tious Bunnyranch thrill on the Internet: Flynt Digital has entered

into a joint venture with the Bunnyranch to produce live whore-

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Brianna kinks around with her Puss 'n’ Boots

JEANNA FINE TELLS THE
FUCKING TRUTH

This month in her regular column, porn
legend Jeanna Fine responds to readers
seeking erotic enlightenment. She invites
you to drop her a line and join her on the
fearless quest for the fucking truth,

NIPPLE ORGASMS
My girlfriend’s nipples are extremely
sensitive. I can make her orgasm simply
by touching and pinching them. I espe-
cially like to tweak her tits when we're
out in public. Sometimes she'll beg me
to quit, but I can’t help but keep it up.
She’s like some freaky sex toy, and it’s
fun to play show-and-tell with my
friends. Lately, she’s been wearing a
padded bra (I tweaked her nips when we
were visiting her parents, and she’s still
mad at me). I’m starving for her nips—
what should I do? —S. S.
Echo Park, California

There's a time and a place for every-
thing. While there's something to be said
for sex in public places, your constant
tweaking would definitely tweak my last
nerve. Do us all a favor, and squeeze
your fill of woman before or after public
occasions. Your girlfriend has given you
a big hint by wearing a padded bra;
she’s over it, and I would be too.

WET ASSHOLE

All my life I’ve had to deal with asshole
wetness. Now that I’m a single man on
the prowl, my private problem has be-
come worse. Every time I pop my load,
my asshole becomes so wet that I must
wipe it. Is this normal, or do I have a
serious problem? —B.H.

Norristown, Pennsylvania

Jf your problem is sweat, the French
had their heads in the right place when
they invented the bidet. A better per-
sonal-hygiene regimen should do the
trick, Simply shower after sex; you

should anyway. If your problem is, in
fact, fecal matter, you have a problem
with your sphincters or lower colon. If
this is the case, seek medical advice.
Describe your problem to your doctor.
Believe me, he’s heard worse.

BROTHER FUCKER
I'm torn between two men whom I love
equally with all my heart. One is my hus-
band; the other is his baby brother. My
husband doesn’t suspect that anything’s
going on between his brother and me be-
cause his brother is gay—except when
he’s with me. We've vowed never to tell
my husband. I want to have children, and
there’s no way baby brother would want to
be a daddy. Neither of us wants to end our
relationship. I can’t believe how out of
control I feel; this situation is so complex.
What would you do, Jeanna? —G.E.

Houston, Texas

This is not a complex problem at all—stop
seeing your husband's brother. If you were
meant to have children with your hus-
band’s brother, you would've married him.
Let him figure out all of his gay, straight
and bisexual issues on his own. You say
you want children? I wouldn't dream of
bringing a child into this situation until
you figure out that you're wearing a wed-

ding ring. Or is your wedding finger up
your ass? You want an easy answer; you
want it all. It’s hard to be moral and re-
sponsible, To do the right thing is often
the most difficult thing to do. Either stop
seeing each other, or divorce your hus-
band and fuck his brother's brains out
until you're both so old, you can't fuck
anymore. You'll finally realize that you
blew a loving relationship, a family and
children for a cheap thrill.

IN MY FACE

My sex drive is not very good at all be-
cause I’m overweight. My husband is
gorgeous and is an absolute sex freak.
I’m a mother; | try to be a freak in bed,
but I can’t be everything for everyone.
We have had a threesome twice. He
wants to do it again, but I don’t want to.
Do you think he just wants to be with an-
other woman, but with my approval so
he won't have the guilt? If I don’t do
this, do you think he'll have an affair be-
hind my back? —R.J.
Lovelady, Texas

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After closing time at an Alabama diner, short-order cook Billy D.
Charlene engage in a penetrating exploration of race relations.

“Fifty years ago, black people weren’t even allowed to sit at this lunch counter.”
Charlene reclines on the Formica bar. “Now it’s the setting for Billy D. and me to
express our love for each other.”

Billy opens Charlene’s legs. “Gimme a taste of that sweet, white pussy.”

Charlene pushes her lover’s head into her downy mound. “As a Southern girl,
I was raised to be that sex between blacks and whites was wrong.” The newly
liberated waitress jacks Billy D.’s colossal dick. “When I saw Bi
realized racism is just a fancy name for fear.”

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I totally sympathize with needing to be
everything for everyone. Not only am 1
expected to be a wife and mother, but I
must also be a sex goddess for millions
of men around the world—and then find
time to be myself. Who or what that is,
I've completely forgotten. Many married
women suffer this same dilemma. Tell
your husband everything you wrote to
me. Express your fears, and see what he
says. If you're not up to having another
threeway, try fantasy first. Obviously,
you both have a relationship where you
can fantasize and share things. Perhaps
talking dirty in bed and fantasizing
about a third person could help, instead
of actually having the person there in the
flesh. You could whisper in your hus-
band’s ear about sticking your tongue in
her pussy, and he can imagine it.
Wouldn't he love to stick his cock in her
pussy while you licked her clit? You can
be very graphic in your details. Do this
once or twice a month. Yes, it’s difficult
to be everything to everyone, but at the
same time, I want to see your marriage

PORN-CHICK BEEF
I love street hookers. I consider it an
honor to support the world’s oldest pro-
fession. I can’t understand why cops
bust them and not porn chicks like you
when you're both doing the same thing.
I don’t think you're any better than
hookers on the street just because you’re
a porn star. What makes you so special?
G.S.

Long Beach, California

Am I trash or treasure in your eyes?
While in theory, it is true that we porn
stars are having sex for money, legally,
it's not the same as prostitution. The
California Supreme Court decided in the
late-'80s that fucking on video is legal
because the person who is paying us is
not receiving sexual gratification. We
are paid by a producer to have sex with
someone else. What makes me think I'm
so special? I'm a diva-goddess-bitch-
whore, and I'm fabulou:

RAPED BY WOMEN
In a recent legal action, a man claimed
to be raped by five women. The physi-
cal evidence was abundant: severe
bruising, gashes, burns, scrapes, cuts
and tears by various strap-on devices.
The women did not deny the claim or
the man’s statement that he struggled
furiously to escape their abusive domi-
nation. The women responded that the
\_ man begged for it and had a large, ro-

(continued from page 18)

It's quite possible that, even though the girls were raping and hurting this

bust erection during their attack. The
fact that he had a hard-on, the ladies’
defense attorney claimed, was proof
positive the man wanted to be sexually
abused. He was enjoying himself; there-
fore, he was not raped. Is it possible for
a man who is raped to have an erection?
Rape, by definition, is an extremely in-
voluntary act. Wouldn’t violent rape be
a complete turn-off and reduce any
man’s wood to sawdust? —wW.S.

via Internet

No means no, especially if that poor man
was struggling to break free. As we all
know, a man’s penis is not capable of
reason; it doesn't have a brain. A man’s
penis is an organ that responds to stimu-
lus. It's quite possible that, even though
the girls were raping and hurting this
man, and he was shouting, “No, no, no,”
his cock was begging, “Yes, yes, yes.”

HAIR PIE
Hair hardens my wood. I love to play
with a woman's head of hair and stuff it
into my mouth and eat it. Gagging on a
lady’s hair, I'll slip my stick into her and
chew and swallow as much hair as I can
while I fuck her. I can’t come unless I

man, and he was shouting, “No, no, no,” his cock was begging, “Yes, yes, yes.”

chew all the hair I can, rip it out by the
roots and swallow it. My main problem
is that it’s hard for me to meet women
who are into my hair fetish. Any ideas?
—L.W.

Arlington, Texas

As a kid during puberty, did you ever
masturbate while your cat was choking
on a hairball? Just when I thought I'd
heard everything, | read your letter and
learned of a new twist on the asphyxia-
tion fetish—your hair-choking fetish.
Most women I know dislike having their
hair eaten off. I'd smack you if you
chewed my hair out. Lucky for you, there
are wigs. In every mall in America, you
will find a salon with a section dedicated
to natural-looking falls and hairpieces of
every style and texture. Bon appétit.

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Does today's porn industry discriminate
against actresses with disabilities? If so,
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about it. But the rising starlet can't hear
anything at all—she's been a deaf-mute
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In a few short months, this sweet:
natured Latina (who claims to be Italian)
has appeared in a handful of gonzo
tapes, such as Hollywood Hardcore 3,
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is now shooting a layout for HUSTLER'S
LEG WORLD. The voiceless vixen was
introduced to adult video this past year
by her sister and brother-in-law (both
eat as well). Her first sex scene was for
Jim Powers.

The hearing-impaired harlot strips in
a San Fernando Valley nude club (where
she actually flashes the patrons a little
homemade card listing club rates for a

apable Pom

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lap dance). Her roles in three Max
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scenes’ typically high pathos level. As
Max ruthlessly buggers McKenna's
tender anus, she emits an inarticulate
Series of halt-moans/nall-howls, border-
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insists it “wasn't really paintul.”

“McKenna has always wanted to be a
sex girl. That's who she is,” sister/man-
ager Cindy declares. McKenna herself
seems determined to impart her silent
vision to the jizz biz. “I love sex and
dancing, This combines it all!”

It remains to be seen how audiences
will react to McKenna’s disability. “That
was a great scene, wasn't it?” says Max.
After a long pause, the protomisogynist’s
voice takes on an uncharacteristic tone
of compassion. “I really hope she gets it
together.”

McKenna‘s other speechless hole (left); Drowning out the silent scream (right).

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Directed by Toni English;
starring Tia Bella, Johnni Black,
Roxanne Hall, Maya Chavez, Dakota,
James Bonn, Michael J. Coxx, John Decker,
Nick East, Marc Wallice and Hugh Hampton.
Videocassette: Vivid.

There’s a certain poignancy to
Gettin’ Lucky, due mainly to the
fact that its box-cover girl, Tia
Bella, has announced her ret
ment from the jizz biz. It’
that the Mediterranean-f
knockout’s blue-sereen c:
must be marred by this tepid
affair. The video's opening scene
sets the tone for this hit-and-miss
effort. Bella, playing a sassy,
New Jersey-bred escort, under-
goes a carnal audition for her new
employers. Blond, hardscrabble
harlot Johnni Black genuflects
before the altar of Bella’s black:
tufted mound. Black's Gorgon-
like face, buried in Bella's
delectable folds, offers a study
in contrasts and little else, As for
's latex-wrapped, HIV:

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afflicted
plunging Bella’s brown-edged

cunt flaps, can the viewer react
with anything but horror? Bella's
reverse-cowgirl coupling with
Nick East temporarily revives the
proceedings, as does Roxanne
Hall's hyperventilating hump
with John Decker. Overall,
Gettin’ Lucky is a mostly unlucky
occurrence, —S. A,

THREE-QUARTERS

Directed by Rodney Moore;
starring Allison Kilgore, Tawny Ocean,
Ryoko, Leah, Tigra, Mimi Starr, Blaze,

Red, and Rodney Moore.
Videocassette: Odyssey Group Video.

With Creme de la Face #28,
Rodney Moore once again proves
how much a man can achieve
with little more than a fat, uncir-
cumcised pud and a video cam-
era, Moore lures doll-faced cock
hound Allison Kilgore to his
apartment. Kilgore’s organically
mountainous udders and knob-
bobbing proficiency ignite viewer

laps. She greedily hoovers
Moore’s hooded scepter. Her big,
vacant eyes evoke the innocence
of a Keane painting. Moore pum-
mels her meaty wrinkle and puck-
ered turd hatch furiously, then
rewards her with a trademark
cum gusher to her mug. Slant-
eyed slattern Ryoko's “rook ma,
no hands” tongue-lashing of
Moore’s crotch rocket is equally
entertaining. Elsewhere, the
crack-whorish Tawny Ocean and
craggy-faced Mimi Starr illus-
trate Moore's aesthetic-judgment
lapses. Also disheartening:
Moore’s use of distracting, split-
screen cinematography. Still,
Creme de la Face #28 hits the
bull's-eye almost as consistently
as its creator's tidal ball blasts.
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Directed by Luc Wylder;
starring Triple X, Shaena Steele,

Jewel Valmont, Mary Jane, Doomy Moore,

Alexandra Silk, Stevie, Le Sont,

Evan Stone and Luc Wylder.
Videocassette: Fallen Angel

Despite its drawbacks —tedious,
pre-sex interviews and cheesy
computer graphics—Dirty
Dancers 15 succeeds at sapping
scum from viewer schwang. The
parade of strippers turned screen
fuckers begins with Triple X, a
tattooed, slender Gen-Xer with
tousled, two-tone Accom
panied by cornea-assaulting
waves of color, she peels out of

hair,

her vinyl wrapping, exposing
milky-white palmfuls of teat
meat. Wrapping lips around
boyfriend Stevie’s trunk, she dis-
plays her choke-'n’-stroke fellat-
ing prowess. Her luminous eyes
lock with the camera. Stevie fin-
ger-drills pearly conch and
tongues her brown winker;
Triple X falls into heavy-lidded
cock lust, and the cunt cramming
begins. Triple X sits astride lap
pole and does feverish twat
thrusts. The shoddy production
values—a squeaky bed, shaky
camera work—add much-wel-
comed back-alley sleaze, With
four other equally enticing
vignettes, Dirty Dancers 15
compels viewers to do the jerk
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Hanna to her mulatto fuck buddy
the mixed-blood swordsman
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to tantalize, Hanna claims that

this is her anal experience. A
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fuck load » her wary mouth.

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through cum clots, she replies, “It
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d by Dyanna Lauren.

Raylene, Teri Starr, India,
inn, Candy Hill, Barett Moore
Tony Tedeschi, Michael J. Cox,
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Videocassette: Vivid

In Manic Behavior, copper-

haired. rtoonishly buxom

Raylene plays a psychotic slut. It’s
tempting to cry typecasting, but
he tackles the role with aplomb.
Tony Tedeschi mauls the beaked
horndog’s chest zeppelins. Sawing
digits in Raylene bloody-red
folds, he elicits Linda Blair-like
wails from his fleshy finger pup-

pet; viewer groins pulse. Raylene’s

postec introduces

conniption
Manic Behavior’s plot and main
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ing de
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not be assaulted with more of them
in his blue-screen sanctuary. A lap-
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lows, during which Steve Hatcher

savagely cleaves Raylene’s crap
rings in a vaguely Arabic setting

Attendi party, the schizoid

snatch hallucinates an orgy taking
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film’s end, our heroine is felled by
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it Raylene’s

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just don’t expect a

guilt-free jackoff session. S.A

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DICK NASTY’S GOING ABROAD: Sophie, one Nasty bitch.

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MANIC BEHAVIOR: Raylene undergoes intensive dick therapy

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A sea of gawkers parted for a parade of
porn stars at Bally's Las Vegas Hotel
Casino at the 15th annual Adult Video
News Awards. The ceremony, widely
regarded as the Oscars of porn, was held
on January 9, 1999.

Accused of rigging its voting process
to favor its advertisers in the past, Adult
Video News's judges restored luster to
the proceedings this year by bestowing
awards to deserving nominees. Antonio
Passolini’s arty Cafe Flesh 2 took the
honors for Best Video Feature, beating
out such contenders as Heartache and
Taboo 17. HUSTLER sex-advice colum-
nist Jeanna Fine snagged the Best
Actress—Video award for her perfor-
mance in Cafe Flesh 2. Sadly, HUSTLER
EROTIC VIDEO GUIDE Editor Mike Albo
lost out to scum-porn auteur Robert Black
in the Best Non-Sex Performance—Film
or Video.

“| was pretty confident that | wasn't
going to win,” rants Albo, citing a num:
ber of personal grudges harbored
against him by AVN's panel of judges.
“In fact, if you look at the list of nomi-
Nees, the only person to spend ad dol-
lars in AVN is Rob Black, who ended up
winning. Coincidence?”

Most notably, anal specialist Alisha
Klass, who belongs to the too-pretty-for-

Award-winning slut Klass (above); special achiever Flynt (below).

porn category of onscreen sluts, was
named Best New Starlet, rising above a
highly competitive roster of nominees
that included Jessica Darlin, Dee and
Inari Vachs.

The brunet beauty, who bears a
Seymore Burts tattoo above her much-
plundered derriere, also cohosted the
awards, managing to shock the cere-
Mony's seen-it-all, heard-it-all organizers
by repeatedly expressing her fondness
for "having a huge cock in my ass.”

“She's Alisha No Klass," hissed one
dismayed attendee. “Some people
brought their parents here tonight.”

As cohost, Klass enjoined the jaded
crowd to clap for award winners, rous-
ing scattered applause in the massive
ballroom,

The nearly 3,000 guests needed no
encouragement to deliver a standing
ovation to Special Achievement Award
recipient Larry Flynt

“Don't get so wrapped up in your work
that you take your individual rights for
granted,” Flynt said to the assembled pom
tribe during his teary-eyed acceptance
speech. "You have to be ready to defend
the industry you're in for it to survive.”

HUSTLER defends Klass's right to
sing the praises of fisting and anal
sodomy any time she wants.

Bunghole Harlots

Number 4:
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Directed by Dale Jordan;
starring Elle Devine, Roxanne Hall,
Candy Hill, Dakota, Obsession, Tawny Ocean,
Alex Sanders, Sean Michaels, Tice Bune,
Mr. Marcus and Pat Myne.
Videocassette: Elegant Angel.

Bunghole Harlots Number 4: Ass
Fuckers 100%'s anal antics push
the envelope of ass-fuck deca-
dence; too bad the producers
couldn't convince a fresh cast of
sluts to perform instead of the
hoary harlots presented here.
Spreading Dakota's fat, thick legs,
Alex Sanders slams his pipe into
her veiny winker, then samples
Dakota’s worn-out shit chute
Dakota's stripper-trash gal pal
Candy Hill hoovers Alex’s beef
between her lips; Sanders tastes
the banquet of holes. Alex porks
Hill’s ass while Dakota licks nuts.
He pops on Candy's dick-drilled
derriere; spum chunks cascade
over her pussy lips and drop into
Dakota's greedy gobbler. Tall
blonde Roxanne Hall freshens the
air by comparison. Sean Michaels
is the lucky black man who slob-
bers on Hall’s pooper. She spreads
her sphincter rings with her fin-
gers and guides him into her anal
mine shaft. “There's nothing sexi-
er than a gaping poop shoot [sic],”
claim the makers of Bunghole
Harlots Number 4. As they them-
selves prove, that all depends on
the chute being gaped —D.P.

Lewd Behavior
3rd Strike

FUL
a
Directed by Van Damage;
starring Cherry, Cartier, Alana, Jewel
Valmont, Tiffany Mynx, Monique, Stryc-9,

Amber Woods, Van Damage and Luciano.
Videocassette: Extreme Associates.

Lewd Behavior 3rd Strike is liter-
ally crammed with ball-draining
action, lensed with a directorial
skill that ably captures every filthy
nuance. Baby-faced Stryc-9 leads a
dog-collared Jewel Valmont into

view on a chain. Both beauties reek
of just-legal, middle-American
sluttiness. Valmont slowly draws
chain links across Stryc-9’s shaven
cunt cleft. Stryc-9 assaults
Valmont’s quivering ass with a rid-
ing crop. Loud thwaps, like those
heard during fistfights in old
Westerns, ring out, Enter Van
Damage, schlong at full mast.
Stryc-9 yanks Valmont’s c
pulling her face onto the director’s
man root, Thus lubed, Van Damage
ceases the preliminaries and hearti-
ly drills the pair’s orifices, widen-
ing colonic apertures to chasmic
proportions. As with this video's
subsequent scenes, all pretenses of
delicacy are forsaken; Lewd
Behavior 3rd Strike strikes a major
chord in the hearts of depraved
jerkoffs everywhere, —S.A.

Totally Amateur
Volume

Directed by uncredited;
starring Brandy, Pershia, Stacey, Adam,
Bill and a mystery amateur,

Videocassette: Odyssey Group Video.
As in college football, the ama-
teur sluts in Totally Amateur
Volume 1 aren't in it for the
money. They feel a deep need to
prove their worth, and their quest
for validation yields viewer satis-
faction. Brandy is a bar legal,
Asian-mix slut; her slippery
snatch is hot for boyfriend Bill’s
Caucasian cock. Bill bombs the
bitch’s pearl harbor; their youth-
ful energy explodes. He shoots
sperm torpedoes into her eager
mouth, avenging her ancestors’
treachery. Dark, shapely Pershia
recounts the busting of her cherry.
“Tt hurt at first,” the young slut
relates. “Then a wave of pleasure
followed.” She sinks a big, pink
dildo into her flue, jacking with
nostalgic fervor. Adam, brandish-
ing a fleshy replacement for her
ersatz schlong, steps in. They con-
tort into a 69, feasting on each
other hungrily. Other highlights
include a horny, pregnant cock
hound named Stacey and a mys-
tery babe who pounds a dildo into
her quivering quim while her
boyfriend dicks her pouty, puck-
ered asshole. Totally Amateur
Volume 1 is totally terrific. —D. P.

June HUSTLER

BUNGHOLE HARLOTS.
Hall drops in on Michaels

THREE-QUARTERS
ERECT

Directed by Nicky Starks;
tarring Cherry Lee, Tamia, Cookie, Nicole
Red Passion, Byron Long and Tony Eveready
Videocassette: Elegant Angel

For those whose tastes run
toward sweet Negro flesh, Nicky
Starks’ Sugarwalls Number 9's
parade of golden ladies is mouth
watering. “I love to get my pussy
ate,” notes red-hot, 18-year-old
Red Passion before spreading her
legs for Byron Long. The nappy
headed string bean feasts on Red's
cherry-bomb pussy. She pays lip
service to Long’s black adder
greasing the joint for the ensuing
logjam. Long eases his horse cock
into her golden-brown flesh, but
only manages to slip half of it
inside the viselike, Nubian cooze
Maybe more would fit if Red
moved her ass a little bit, This
bitch is lazy, sho ‘nuff; perhaps
she’ll improve with age. Caramel
skinned beauty Cherry Lee admits
that she likes being spanked; her
man pummels her brown turd cut
ter with a few hearty whacks. This
tenderizes the meat for a hefty
Cherry Lee asshole-pie fuck
Chocolate never tasted so sweet as
it does in Sugarwalls Number 9.

D. P.

a s
TOTALLY AMATEUR VOLUME 1: Novice nookie meets dilettante dick

** React -

SUGARWALLS NUMBER 9: Long disproves a stereotype with Cookie’s help.

=~ A quck checklist of features reviewed in past issues
of HUSTLER and HUSTLER EROTIC VIDEO GUIDE.

Deep Throat: The Quest V (Arrow)
Jeanna Fine, Brittany Andrews, Kye Stone
Gangbang Auditions #1
(Diabolique Video)

Inari Vachs, Caroline, Oceane
Pick Up Lines #32 (Odyssey Group Video)
Jewel De Nyle, Monic, Peter North
HUSTLER Presents: The World's
Luckiest Black Man (Vivid Raw)

101 sluts, Mr. Marcus

HUSTLER's Beaver Hunt #3 (Vivid)
Katie, Toni Reyes, Jasmine
Blowjob Adventures of Dr.

Fellatio #13 (Elegant Angel)

Tabitha Stevens, Jeany MeArthar, Shelby Myne
Cashmere (VCA Platinum Plus)
Anna Malle, Jeanna Fine, Brick Majors
Max Hardcore: Extreme Volume 3
(Filmwest Productions)
Regan Starr, Allison, Max Hardcore
No Mercy: 10 (Pirate Video)
Juditha Bella, Laura Black, David Perry
Size Matters 3
(Toxxxic Entertainment/Metro)
Deja Blew, Wendi Knight, Mare Davis

Vengeance (Extreme Associates)
Jessica Darlin, Alexandra Nice, Tom Byron

Bag Ladies (JM Productions)
Five skanks with a bag on their
head,” Dave Hardman

Cat Tails #4 (Midnight Video)
Catalina L'Amour, uncredited

Heartache (Wicked)
Missy, Stephanie Swift, Tice Bune

=F) intrigue (Sin City Entertainment)
xr Liza Harper, Heaven Leigh, Herschel Savage

- Screen Play (Wicked)
Juli Ashton, Shayla LaVeaux, Randy Spears

Smut #9: Only the Kind (Elegant Angel)

Cassandra Knight, Roxanne Hall, Chis Cannon

In Your Face 3 (Zane)
Cassie, Mikayla Shore, Ursula Moore

Reflections (Adam & Eve)
Tina Tyler, Alexandra Silk, Randy Spears
Thrill Sex: Sex in Public Places

(Cream Entertainment)
Kendra Jade, Zasu Knight, Brandon Iron

Grapplin’ & Gropin' #2
(Odyssey Group Video)
Champagne, Cee Cee, Jake

Open Wide (Vivid)
a Jenteal, Ruby, Jon Dough

— Vortex (VCA Pictures)
— 4, Shayla LaVeaux, Nikita, Tony Tedesch

THREE-QUARTER
ERECT

Directed by Jim Powers
starring Teri Starr, Candy Vegas,
Heaven Leigh, Alyssa Allure, Doomy Moore,
Gina Ryder and Gwen Summer.
Videocassette: Cream Entertainment.

Like a blue-screen version of
Reefer Madness, The Violation of
Teri Starr: A Lesbian Gang Bang
finds its title slut paying the ulti
mate price for partaking in the
evil herb marijuana, Blond waif
Starr portrays an American col

lege girl on break in
Mexico. Her
with the
Uh-oh

special

spring
aste for bud clashes

local law enforcement.
The Mexican police have
jails for dope-crazed
gringo bitches. Starr is dragged to
a sadistic, lesbian-rape dungeon
Her punishment is fierce. Corrupt
female guards frisk the pot-addled
Starr and sink
dildo into her wet-pussy holster. A
attacks Starr's

a strap-on chin
forceful tongue
clit. The prisoner is stripped; a
Rubber-
gloved fingers probe snapper and
alike. Starr
squeals, squeaks and screams, but
The pla
toon of female guards forces Starr

cavity search ensues.

crapper grunts,

her jailer is relentless.

to cat their hot tamales. A strap-on
dildo crams her craw; the sadistic
guard rapes the American with the
spittle-slicked, hard rubber dick
Let The Violation of Teri Starr be
a lesson for all Americans travel
ing abroad: Smoke a joint, go to
jail and suffer sphincter-stuffing

rape by beautiful, sadistic, lesbian
D.P.

bitches. Just say "ho.

SNOW LEOPARD: Steel, possibly

sticking Silver

VIOLATION OF TERI STARR: Dribbling dykes with dildo.

TOTALLY
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Directed by Nick Orleans;

starring Asia Carrera, Ashton Moore,
Temptress, Taylor St. Claire, Jennifer
Lee, Natti Aston, Gina Ryder, Cheyenne
Silver, Stephanie Swift, Alec Metro
Marc Davis, Randy Spears, Lexington
Steel, James Bonn and Brick Majors
Videocassette: Adam & Eve

Playing the dean of a prominent
university in Search for the Snow
Leopard, Randy Spears speaks to
the intelligentsia about the elusive
snow leopard and how it must be
When he

describes the snow leopard as “the

saved from extinction.

only leopard that does not roar,
he could be describing the film
This, unfortunately

itself is not a

fuck flick. There is no penetration
The sex could be real or simulated
who can tell? Blowjobs are vexa
from
Asia
Carrera plays Eve Taggart, head

tiously obscured, lensed

behind the woman's head.
of the university anthropology
department The
knockout wins a grant from the

Amerasian

university to travel to the fictional
land of Bardot to capture the wild
thing
whom she despises, but later falls

She meets a photographer

in love with. Their passion is deep
How deep? The viewer will never
know; their carnal coupling is
damnably filmed from afar. To its
credit, Snow Leopard’s production
values are the highest around,
even the script is good. Except for
the simulated sex scenes, Search
for the Snow Leopard could be a
movie of the week, As a fuck flick
Search for the Snow Leopard is

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playing” about an ice-cream man and a
nurse. | mean actually whipping out test
tubes, speculums and whatever fucked-
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Recently, my studies into the female
form led me to an interesting quote
from a shit eater—or scatologist, as he
preferred to be called. The dump lover
claimed that bowel movements taste
like whatever the woman ate most
recently...except burned. I was fascinat-
ed by the concept, but unwilling to eat
crap. That’s why I’m so glad to keep
Lynne around.

I convinced Lynne to join me in a little
pussy trawling at a nearby Italian restau-
rant. Our search led to a statuesque, dark-
haired beauty smoking a cigar in the cor-
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brows seemed to scream butch dyke.
Talking the rug-muncher into sampling
Lynne’s wares would be simple. Would
she be willing to accept my prong in her
tight, Italian pooper?

“Hi,” I offered by way of introduction.
“My girlfriend, Lynne—the very comely,
young blonde in that checkered booth—
was wondering if you'd join us for an
experiment.” The big lezzie was intrigued
enough to hear me out and tell me her
name: Cleo.

After my spiel, Cleo took a long puff
of her stogie and exhaled. “I think you’re

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salad and baked ziti, I’m willing to try
anything.”

Cleo followed Lynne and me to our
place in a cab. She wanted to make sure
we weren't serial killers looking to drag
her into the woods. I did lead her into my
wood shop, which I converted into a
makeshift laboratory. There, Lynne
licked every inch of the Italian clam
smacker’s olive skin.

My girlfriend obviously enjoyed tongu-
ing Cleo’s navel and
snatch. With no provo-
cation, she positioned
her raised bottom over
Cleo’s sensual mouth
and fell into a quivering
69. The two lovelies
licked and bit each
other’s privates; musk
drowned out the smell
of pine shavings in
my lab, alerting me to
the ready nature of
Cleo’s cooch.

I crouched on my
knees and stroked my
bone to an engorged
state. Don’t get the
wrong idea; I was
excited watching the
girls do the nasty.
Scientific detachment,
however, had blocked
my hard-on. As soon
as I was fully aroused,
I plunged into the wet
spot Lynne so gener-
ously suckled.

Cleo gasped. “It’s
been so long.”

I peeled off a few
decent strokes, but did
not plan to continue
my vaginal plowing.
Instead, I simply wet
my willy while Lynne
continued to mouth
the swollen clit above.
After sufficient lubri-
cation was achieved,
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speedy thrusts. I planted my seed deep in
her as Lynne fingered Cleo’s flower
and lip-locked her clitty. The ladies cli-
maxed simultaneously.

Afterward, we provided Cleo with cab
fare and waved goodbye. I could finally
tally the experiment’s results.

Breathlessly, | asked Lynne, “Well?”

“Yeah,” she responded. “It did kind of
taste like garlic.”

Next, I want to learn about douching
with Coca-Cola. —T.K.

Grove City, Ohio

AMERICAN HISTORY XXX

I'ma 21-year-old, black medical student at
a local university, but I can’t tell you
which one. Do I insist upon the school’s
anonymity because I’m concerned that my
tale of racism, butt-fucking and campus
orgies will earn my sorry, cocoa ass a great
big lawsuit? No—I simply don’t want to
cause a controversy that could end all the
fun! I’m having the time of my life with
the dumb, white bitches who populate
these ivy-covered walls. Believe me,
HUSTLER readers, if you send a daughter
off to college, you're basically buying her
a ticket on a big, black steam engine...right
between her pasty, peach thighs.

A few nights ago, I was knocking back
pifa coladas at Shooters, a popular cam-
pus bar. My hand was provocatively situ-
ated betwixt the knees of Taryn, a blond,
big-titted bimbo I fucked a few times dur-
ing my freshman year. Meanwhile, Kim,
an Asian ginch who interned with a few of
my professors, was whispering dirty—
and anatomically precise—shit in my ear.
Every once in a while, her tongue darted
forward to taste my wax. I was more than
a little bit drunk, and the crotch of my
Dickies sported a tent big enough to house
the Compton Swap Meet. If I had been pay-
ing attention to my surroundings, instead
of plotting a maneuver to steer Taryn’s
taste buds toward Kim’s sideways sushi, I
might have noticed an ominous commo-
tion in the corner. Grandpa always warned
me not to be distracted by cracker pussy;
he claimed that’s how our forefathers
were lured into slavery. Now I see the
wisdom of the gassy old fool’s words.

Over a jukebox roaring Hootie and the
Blowfish, a shocking cry was sounded:
“Nigger lover!” Scuffling followed, and
glass broke. I froze, felt the swap meet in
my leopard-skin briefs close up shop and
very nearly pissed myself. Quickly, I
shoved Taryn off her bar stool and hid
behind Kim’s tiny form. Any racist is
likely to be less incensed by the sight of a
black man boning another minority than

holding down a piece of peckerwood ass.

However, Taryn suffered a minor con-
cussion for nothing. The target of the crude,
vicious epithet was Charles, my classmate,
confidante and practically the only other
African American male in the school. Poor,
nerdy Charles was being shoved back and
forth like a black volleyball between a pack
of Nazi skinheads, | had known the skins
were a presence in this otherwise pro-
gressive city; helping to end their reign
of terror was one of my prime incentives
for attending the university. As I watched
my brother in arms being brutally man-
handled by the bald freaks, I did what any
self-respecting Negro would do: I made
a cautious beeline for the exit.

Then I was stopped in my tracks,
despite the Shooters clientele’s vociferous
support of Charles’s attackers (“Get the
nigger! He was making out with a white
chick! We don't like niggers in
Shooters!”). Only one thing in life could
make me risk a racially motivated beating,
of course, and that thing is Caucasian cunt.
I noticed a teenage skinhead with tits the
size of twin watermelons visible beneath
her baggy bomber jacket. No wonder the
child was traumatized and driven to a life
of white supremacy; undoubtedly, every
male in her family was unable to keep their
hands off those massive, ripe hooters.

Her face was stunningly beautiful, bear-
ing the kind of porcelain, Barbie-doll fea-
tures only a pure, Aryan snizz can possess.
Her snarl as she sank a heavy, black boot
into Charles’s gut was unspeakably arous-
ing. Did I mention her heavy, black boots?
All I could think about as I watched
Charles turn into a bloody pulp before my
eyes was fucking the paper-white bitch’s
stacked bod from behind—while she wore
nothing but those clunky Doc Martens. A
hairy-knuckled hand lifted me by the col-
lar of my shirt. Again, the words of my
grandfather came back to haunt me.

The behemoth behind me hollered, “I
just caught a nigger by the toe!” Shooters
erupted in laughter. Many of the patrons I
recognized from school turned their
heads away. I’m sure they were disgusted
by the display, but too uncomfortable to
say anything.

“Looks like a strong buck,” announced
the gang's leader, whose glass eye lent him
an ironic resemblance to Sammy Davis Jr.
“He'd be good for Leni tion. Go on,
our Aryan sister,..take this nigger to the
toilet, and flush him like the walking turd
he is. Then we'll invite any white cham-
pions here at Shooters back to the com-
pound for your first gang-bang.” The
crowd cheered; apparently, this method of
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was unwilling to offer protest as the afore-
mentioned big-bazoom babe led me to the
ladies’ room. There was still a chance for
me to do that voodoo I do so well.

She pushed me into a pink stall and
barked, “Fucking nigger. I hate all fucking
niggers! My stepdaddy was a nigger, and
he used to shove his enormous, black cock
up my ass every night!” Aha...I'd known
she was a victim of abuse. Thankfully, my
medical training has included counseling; I
knew the perfect approach to calm the
knife-brandishing 19-year-old.

“See, that goes to show you,” I said in
a soothing monotone, reaching for my fly.
“Not all black people are alike. My dick’s
not so enormous...for a brother.” I
unspooled my 13 inches of ebony love.
Leni’s dazzling, blue eyes took their time
examining the length. She set the knife on
the toilet-paper dispenser and picked up
my python with both hands,

“Hmmm,” pondered Leni, running a
surprisingly tender fingertip over a pro-
truding, chocolate vein. “You're right. It’s
not as big as my stepdaddy’s. Maybe not
all niggers are the same.” Coming from a
Nazi skinhead, that last statement was the
equivalent of a Martin Luther King
speech. I moved in for the kill.

“Why don’t you give it a suck? You
know, just to make me your subservient
slave, which is the onliest thing us Negroes
be good for, ma'am.” My Stepen Fetchit
routine fetched me a slurpy, throaty
blowjob. The horny baldy curiously nib-
bled the head and licked my piss slit before
gobbling the whole enchilada. Her deep
sucks were psychotically aggressive; I
feared she might bite the member off, but
was willing to take the risk. Boy, was I liv-
ing dangerously. I reached down for a
handful of those magic mammaries!

Leni spat out my johnson, pressed her
knife to my nuts and announced, “No
way, nigger! You are not to defile my
immaculate body with your mongrel
touch unless I grant you permission.”

“Lcan dig it,” I gulped, slowly unhand-
ing the teats. Mercifully, the blade left my
ball sac, and Leni ingested the first six
inches of my peter. She bobbed her skull
on my spear at an increasingly frantic
rate. I've noticed that honkies are gener-
ally better cocksuckers than my Nubian
princesses, although white pussy doesn’t
taste as juicy. Go figure.

The moment I had prayed for arrived:
Leni dislodged my log from her esopha-
gus, leaving a long trail of saliva that
drooled onto her promptly removed shirt.
The giant puppies that attracted my atten-
\tion in the first place bounced free before

me. You truly have not lived until you see
a beautiful, bald woman with a big
bosom; it’s like she’s got two whoppers
on her chest and one on her shoulders. I
thought about the threeway I'd tried to
hook up earlier and contemplated greas-
ing Leni’s head to shove into Kim’s yel-
low beaver. My chrome-domed skank
climbed atop the black mountain.

“Arrrggghh,” Leni screamed. My girth
tore open her young twat. “Feels so good
in my hot, Aryan hole!” She pumped her
groin against mine; I shifted my weight
on the toilet seat to sink more dink in her
depths. Regardless of the pig sticker Leni
kept pointed at my chest, I cannot experi-
ence white poozle without unleashing the
savage within my lap. I roughly grabbed
the meat balloons rhythmically swaying
before my cyes and slammed their
owner’s head into the stall divider,

“You love it, white bitch,” I cursed,
standing and lifting Leni in our pistoning
loin lock. “Say you love black cock!”

“L...unnngh...love it!” I throttled Leni’s
creamy neck and bashed her head against
the stall one more time for good luck
while the head of my manhood battered
her G spot.

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powerful grasp. Her screeching conniption
fit was not enough to provoke my nut; my
testicles demanded justice. While my rod
was still rigid enough to penetrate her
bung, I dropped Leni to the floor and
forced her round butt into the air. My
already-brown fingers spread her shithole,
The tip of my prick rooted around her
bowels. Years of forced sodomy provided
an easy entry. “Yes, Daddy,” caterwauled
my converted whore. She would certainly
never go back. “You know I love it in my
tight little ass!” Anal pleasures, however,
were not on the menu, And whatever was
on Leni’s lunch menu was now on my
steaming cock.

“Shut up, bitch,” I spat, lifting her
shiny head to meet my gaze. Using my
tool like a brown crayola, I painted a
crude swastika on Leni’s forehead with
the leavings. Satisfied, 1 beat my club on
her smooth cranium in honor of the
drums of my forefathers. Then I shot a
load that dripped into her stunned eyes.

Leni loved the rough treatment and even
tried to have me voted an honorary skin-
head. Of course, 1 wound up with an ass
beating instead. Believe me, it’s worth
beating Leni’s ass with my dusky hammer
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Hot chicks need to masturbate a lot. It’s a
fact of life many of us try to keep hidden.
We don’t want guys to know most of us are
insane nymphos, because then they
wouldn’t buy us dinner. Unfortunately, if a
date is particularly good-looking, an entire
meal can be difficult to sit through without
pussy juice dribbling from beneath our
painfully tight and short skirts,

I don’t know why physical beauty
and a perfect physique equals out-of-
control hormones. Maybe because we
fuck so much earlier and more often
than the rest of you ugly cunts.
Whatever the case, I try not to analyze;
I simply satisfy my burning gash when-
ever the need arises, Diddling my clit to
a devastating orgasm isn’t so easy when
tackling a temp position in a corporate
office without walls.

Nevertheless, I was forced to find a
solution this week; there’s an executive
down the hall who is too fucking fine to
be believed. Daniel, the stud in question,
is obviously into me too; sometimes he
follows me to the bathroom, and when he
passes my tiny desk, I see his nostrils
flare. The handsome, gray-suited perv is
trying to smell my pussy! I wonder if he
ever caught a whiff of my midnight-black
bush as the pink lips beneath heat up and
secrete passion?

If Daniel really wants to inhale my
womanly aroma, all he needs to do is
check out my pencil sharpener after hours.
I've become a master of cramming the
large, electric implement between my legs;
good thing I practice with gargantuan
vibrators at home. Although I sit in direct
proximity to three other loser temps, I
manage to straddle my sharpener unde-
tected several times each day. During one
such session, Daniel surprised me by
approaching with a financial-transaction
report he needed confirmed immediately.

“Your hair looks nice today,” he purred
as I dug through the files in my drawer. I
realized the document Daniel needed was
in a file cabinet behind me. However, if I
stood up, there was no graceful way to
lose the office supplies in my thighs.
Titillating conversation was my last-ditch
hope for distraction.

“Yeah,” I sighed, appearing as casual
as possible by rummaging through a stack
of blank papers. “I got tired of the blond-
and-dark-roots look. Well, the last
report’s not here; so Ill find it and bring
it to your office.” The big stud would not
leave—or break my gaze. He kept talking
\ about my hair, my outfit and my exem-

plary work habits. Worst of all, I was so
aroused, I couldn't wait another second
for climactic relief.

Daniel continued to ramble; so I
smiled politely and reached for a pencil.
My nonny was throbbing. Even before
the lead hit the sharpener’s hole, love liq-
uid was seeping down into the crack of
my ass. I was thoroughly lubed and ready
for a jolt. Subtly, I shifted my cushiony
rump so the cheeks would help muffle
any grinding sound. Vibrations shot up
my flue and jolted my spinal cord. I
couldn’t help stiffening. A puzzled look
twisted Daniel’s expression, and his tell-
tale nostrils flared.

He asked, “Do you hear a buzzing?
Could be some loose wiring.” I nodded in
silent agreement, stifling the screams of
ecstasy threatening to leap from my
slightly parted lips. The pencil was slowly
growing shorter; by the time I hit eraser,
orgasm was imminent. Believe me, I’ve
got the timing down pat.

Daniel simply shrugged off his elec-
trical concerns and returned to rambling
about productivity and tax rates and
adjustments. To my ears, he was beg-
ging me to sit on his face and swallow
his angry fuck stick. I rode the sharpener
hard, clamping down on the cold metal.
Convulsions consumed my sex. Keeping

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my eyes away from the front of Daniel’s
pants was impossible. First, | shot a
darting glance to his prodigious pack-
age; then I focused more intently, realiz-
ing something stirred beneath the flan-
nel. The sneaky bastard must have cut a
hole in his pocket, because he was
whacking off right into that expensive,
three-piece suit!

We looked at each other in intense
recognition and continued our chat about
the company’s future earnings. Suddenly,
I ran out of pencil—and came. Ferocious
tremors ignited my very core. I impro-
vised to hide the wash of pleasure that
engulfed me from head to toe.

“Oh, oh, ohhh,” 1 moaned. “I know
where I placed that file. 1 shoved it in my
tight little cabinet.” Dirty office talk was
enough for Daniel. He broke into a visible
sweat and clenched his teeth, Later, I
broke into his office and found his ruined
pair of silk boxers in the trash can. I
sucked the drying splooge from the fly.
Tastes good, Daniel; | hope you'll read
this letter and ask me out for dinner. I'll
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“Just a minute, sugar—gotta call my HMO and see if they cover busted cunts...”

Curious, horny Janet responds to an
ad in the back of a local newspaper,
fulfilling Jim and Dolly Hanfield’s
longstanding fantasy of a ménage a
trois. Having passed AIDS tests and
acquainting themselves over a candle-
light dinner, Jim, Dolly and Janet are
a three-piece puzzle of penis and
pussies, balling with abandon at the
Hanfield’s apartment.

Jim plunges his meat sword into
Janet's tight, young clam, then into
Dolly's hungry mouth. “Do you like
the taste of another woman's pussy
juic ‘im asks. In response, Dolly
swallows his balls.

Janet spills her fat tits out of her bra
and laps Dolly from bunghole to belly-
button. Janet's appetite for snizz isn't
sated until Dolly erupts in an explo-
sive orgasm. Jim, watching his wife
gasp and shudder in ecstasy, uncorks
his cum cannon and blows a fusillade
of jizz ropes onto Janet's jugs.

Ten minutes later, the three lusty
libidos are ready for a second round
of fucking. To stay hard, Jim grabs a
handful of rubber bands and wraps
them around the base of his schlong.
Dolly raises her ass in the air, eager
to be the first to swallow his throbber.

Three hours of piston pumping and
cunt lapping later, Jim, Dolly and
Janet bask in the afterglow of a
dream come true. Spent and satisfied,
Jim drifts off to sleep in a state of
bliss, having plunged his pork into all
available orifices of two frenzied fuck
dolls. Unfortunately, Jim forgets
about the rubber bands wound
tightly around his swollen dork.

At 6 a.m., Dolly awakens in a fuck-
me-again frenzy and nearly has Jim's
wanker in her mouth when she
notices in the dawn’s blue light that
his dong is blue-black, The rubber
bands, which cut so deeply into Jim's
cock meat that they are no longer vis-
ible, have restricted the flow of blood
into Jim’s bone. Gangrenous, slightly
ripe-smelling, Jim’s seven-inch dick
is still hard.

At a nearby hospital, the threat that
a fatal infection will move into Jim's
bladder prompts emergency-room

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Missing Meat

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BY ROS GROSS *

doctors to recommend immediate
amputation.

Jim’s once-proud penis is now a
two-inch stub when fully erect. Jim
can still fuck Dolly, and he can still
ejaculate, but he prays for the return
of the five inches of salami he lost
that fateful night.

* * *

Among the unluckiest men in the
world, males who have lost their
defining fifth limb to accident or ill-
ness find that life goes on—at least
for those who don’t commit suicide
outright.

Medical science has not yet devised
a way to return five inches of dead
penis tissue to Jim Hanfield, but
painstaking microsurgery techniques
have been developed to reunite trau-
matically severed schweens with
their discomfited owners. Using

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mend sensitive dick tissues almost
cell by cell, making the in-and-out
more than a memory for many men
who feared that time in the sack was
a thing of the past.

While medicine has made impres-
sive advances, plastic surgery on an
amputated penis is costly and rare;
fewer than 100 such procedures have
been performed. Restored sexual
function is far from a sure thing.

“Typically, these people will not
get nervous regrowth,” says Dr.
Howard Devore, a clinical psychol-
ogist and licensed sex therapist.
“The penis won't stand up and get
hard and come like they may be
used to. They will have something
hanging between their legs, some-
thing they can pee through, but it’s
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At the hospital, a pre-op transvestite
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about-to-be-removed penis to the young
man, who was facing a lifetime with a
bobbed bone. Three days later, Kowit
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Penis removal is a favored revenge
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variously lying, cheating, scheming,
abusing, gambling or hard-drinking
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A 51-year-old man from Long Branch,
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the hose opening pushes dust into a col-

lection bag. For him, whacking off meant |

losing the tip of his dick.

Doctors at Monmouth Medical Center
were able to staunch the bleeding, but
couldn’t graft the severed portion,
retrieved from the vacuum cleaner, back
onto the man’s penis. Extremely drunk at
the time, the victim was not able to
remember the incident.

Domingo Morales, fearful that if the
truth were known, he would be institu-
tionalized, originally told New York City
police that a prostitute severed his penis.
In actuality, Morales, who makes guitars,
had the neck of a guitar between his legs
and was shaving the wood with a knife
when the blade slipped and cut clear
through his cock into his thigh.

Doctors were unable to reattach
Morales’s penis. They couldn't find it in
time. In his excited state, Morales forgot
that he had put his love pump into a
Tupperware container in his cluttered
kitchen,

A Wauwatosa, Wisconsin, man was lying
on his back, working under a lawnmower
that was up on blocks. The rotor blades

that death is too good for their variously lying, cheating, scheming, abusing, gambling or hard-drinking pricks.

| turned unexpectedly and severed his wang.
Four plastic surgeons worked for nine
hours to attach the severed tissue.
| Lacking experience in penis reconstruc-
tion, the team of doctors sewed the penis
onto blood vessels in the man’s arm until
a reattachment operation could be per-
formed a week later by a specialist.
| Many of the surgical techniques used
today in reattachment procedures were
pioneered on wounded soldiers in battle-
field hospitals.

“I was bleeding from a wound in my
ass. I didn’t notice that my dick was
| hanging by a thread,” states Mel Lebed, a

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“T guess I’m too naive,” laments sun-
worshiping slattern Josie. “Men always
exploit my kind, generous nature
Yesterday, I was lying by my pool,
minding my own business, My neigh
bor, Mr. Stackpole, came over. He
claimed my sunbathing habits disrupted
his family gatherings. I told him I was
sorry. Mr. Stackpole grabbed my hand,

put it on his boner and said, ‘My wife

refuses to satisfy me, Josie

Josie rubs sunscreen into her tanned
breasts. “I pulled down his shorts and
tongued his nuts. It was the least I
could do. Mr. Stackpole was really
grateful, but now every guy on the
block tells me sob stories about their
sex life. I offer them handjobs, but I
can’t ruin my reputation by giving out
another sympathy b,j.” Josie removes
her bikini bottoms and exposes her neat-
ly trimmed cooze. “I may be the neigh-
borhood slut, but I’m not the village
idiot.”

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ISLAND PARADISE OF =
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Curacao I scan the room to eye the whore’s competition. At 50 bucks a pop, | want my
money's worth. Finally, | snuff out my smoke and nod to my lady friend. “Let's go.”

A fresh-faced, young whore hikes up her
skirt and sits on a toilet as I enter the bath-
room. The pecing pretty rests one hand on
her knee and uses the other to swig a
Corona. There is no door on her stall, and
although I try not to stare, she makes eye
contact with me and winks. I stand over a
urinal in the tiny bathroom and try to piss
through a now-erect cock. The whore
smiles sweetly and pushes off the bowl,
opening her pussy to shake free stubborn
drops of drizzle. Does she expect to fuck me
right here in the shitter? Apparently not.
The slattern pulls her pink, terry-cloth skirt
down over her ample hips. She applies
fresh lipstick in a cracked mirror above a
tust-stained sink, winks again, then exits.

Relieved, intrigued, I return to the bar at
the Stelaris Hotel and order another rum
and Coke, my fourth.

Curagao is one of the three southern-
most Caribbean islands, lying just 12°
north of the equator, only two and a half
hours by air from Miami. The island
enjoys a warm, sunny climate, and
refreshing trade winds blow steadily from
the east.

Dutch and Spanish colonizers have left
a deep imprint on Curacao; forts, well-
preserved plantation houses and cobble-
stone streets lend the city an old-world
ambiance. A dozen well-appointed hotels

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serve the downtown area, where rooms
can be had for anywhere from $50 to
$250 a night.

My pissing friend from the bathroom at
the Stclaris sidles up to me and throws her
arm around my shoulder. “Usted me com-
praré una bebida?”” Dumbfounded, | pull
a Marlboro red from a soft pack, my last
one, shrug my shoulders and light the
smoke, “Usted me compraré una bebi-
da?” she repeats forcefully.

“No se,” | reply, summoning up the
ghosts of junior-high-school Spanish.

“She want that you buy her drink,” the
Chinese bartender translates. The whore
orders something clear with a squeeze of
lime, no ice. She downs the drink in one
gulp. Braced, her eyes watering, and
ready to go to work, she slides her hand
up the leg of my Bermuda shorts and
curls her painted fingers up and under my
balls to tickle the tip of my dick. “You
must have been a pianist before you were
a whore,” I remark, assuming she won't
understand.

The Stelaris Hotel is a renowned hooker
hangout a block away from Punda
Harbor, the highest-trafficked tourist spot
on the island of Curagao. At sunset, while
Grandma and Grandpa Johannson saunter
back to the Norwegian Cruise Line ship
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metal folding chairs like shy prom queens
waiting to be asked to dance. A string of
shabby, red lights illuminates the interior
of the once-opulent lounge. Most fallen-
down hotels become victims to vermin;
the Stelaris has become a whore-infested
palace of pleasure.

All along the length of the bar,
European and American men in short-
sleeved shirts sit with whores. The bar
doors swing open and shut with the com-
ings and goings of men paired with their
slutty dates for the evening. All norms of
civilized public behavior are suspended
here. I rub my palms against the girl's tits,
checking for size and shape. The mer-
chandise feels firm. She wears a long
dress and a tight top that accentuates her
softball-size sacks. She looks to be about
20 years old, even though her fake eye-
lashes and dragon-lady makeup make her
look like an aging showgirl.

I scan the room to eye the whore's com-
petition. At 50 bucks a pop, | want my
money's worth. Finally, | snuff out my
smoke and nod to my lady friend. “Let's
go.” We walk out the front door and up a
metal staircase that winds precariously
around the side of the two-story tene-
ment. I climb the stairs, which squeak in
protest at every step. The heat outside
coats my skin in a sheen of sweat,

Inside a dark room on the second floor,
I kick off my shoes, drop my drawers and
wait for the grand unveiling. The hooker’s
tits are large; unfortunately, her hips are
larger. I sit on the edge of a squeaky bed.
The cheap trick wraps a rubber around
my rod and bangs the bone several times
against her outstretched tongue. She
climbs aboard the bed and straddles my
horse. I worry about the creaky box
spring. Will it sustain her weight?

The girl bounces on my dong like a
monkey leaping for a suspended suitcase.
She reaches beneath my legs and franti-
cally fondles my balls, as if searching for
spare change between sofa cushions.

I grab her bountiful boobs and juggic
the fun sacks. Sweat pours off the
whore’s chest and onto my heaving gut.
After two minutes of heavy-duty hump-
ing, the bed gives way. I fall to the floor,
and the whore collapses on top of me like
a linebacker making a goal-line stand,
shouting something in Spanish that I
understand too late. I have come to rest in
a puddle of spum spewed by previous
customers,

I fling the condom against a far wall and
forgo my chance to come. | pay the slut,
grab my clothes and dress on the landing.

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PHOTOGRAPHY BY CLIVE McLEAN

Seasoned lesbos Christy and Chanelle perfect their wrestling techniques on the
shores of Malibu Beach.

Christy bends her curvaceous opponent's arm behind her. “We'll never win the
regional Dyke Champion title if you don’t learn how to do the double chicken wing.” =

“I don’t care about becoming a famous wrestler,” wails Chanelle. “I only let you
pin me in these embarrassing positions so we can spend quality time together.”

Chanelle slips a finger into her lover’s gooey slit.

“You're so wet, Christy,” the prone lezzie declares, “Can’t we practice the scis-
sors hold?”

Christy sighs, “All right.” The buff carpet grazer holds Chanelle between her
muscular thighs. The blond Amazons bump their slick mounds.

“Whoever comes first,” Christy whispers, “wrestles the winner.”

Curacao After dinner,

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once the old lady's been bedded down for the night, men, taking

much-needed vacations from matrimonial quim, hit the strip clubs that start churning up hormones at midnight.

I flee to the relative safety of the street.
My shirt sticks to my chest in the over-
bearing humidity.

In a stroke of bad fortune, I have left the
headlights burning in my rented, two-
door Fiat and killed the battery; this is the
perfect opportunity to grab a Grolsch at a
nearby bar and plot the rest of my trip.
The island journey has just begun.

Curacao is an unsung vacation destina-
tion for modern-day whoring pirates sail-
ing the Caribbean. Thirty-eight miles
north of Venezuela on the South American
coast, the moustache-shaped hunk of land
is only 38 miles long and five miles wide.
Curagao, unlike the palm-tree-lined, pic-
ture-postcard spots usually associated
with the Caribbean, is a desert—a rock,
actually. The rock is inhabited by 160,000
mostly black people who speak either
Dutch, English, Spanish or a spicy Creole
language called Papiamento,

Settled by the Dutch in 1634, Curagao
remains to this day a prime vacation spot
for Hollanders itching to get away from
the pot and prostitutes of their homeland,

Throughout the 18th and early 19th
centuries, Curagao was a prime destina-
tion for slave traders and pirates. Fort
Nassau and Fort Amsterdam are two
standing examples of the lengths to which

Curacao natives went to protect their
wealth and women against invading
marauders.

Today, Curagao’s most famous exports
are the orange-peel liqueur that bears its
name and Andruw Jones, center fielder for
the Atlanta Braves. Tourism, of course,
plays an integral role in the economy.

By day, tourists stroll along Punda, the
Caribbean’s largest natural harbor, listen-
ing to steel-drum music that seeps from
every club and storefront. After dinner,
once the old lady’s been bedded down for
the night, men, taking much-needed vaca-
tions from matrimonial quim, hit the strip
clubs that start churning up hormones at
midnight. For the whoring enthusiast,
Tasco is a great place to start.

Tasco, like many discos in Curacao,
doesn’t feature stripping, but provides
tourists with a harem of 50 different girls
working their way through college on
their backs. Some are svelte, wearing
designer jeans and tank tops; others spill
their tits out onto the tiny, Formica tables
as they chat up foreigners. One girl, the
size and shape of the Stay-Puft marsh-
mallow man, wears a skirt that could
probably tent a battalion of soldiers,
Since the chiquitas speak little English,
money remains the universal language.

The Dutch guilder is the island’s mone-

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tary unit. One hundred guilders (about
$53 U.S.) buys sex for an hour. Two hun-
dred guilders leases a chick for the entire
night. Locals pay less, but Americans
always pay full price.

I shoot tequila at Tasco’s bar. Girls ped-
dle pussy over the pounding salsa beat,
leaving if no immediate interest is shown.
Time, in addition to trim, is money. The
more Cuervo I consume, the more weight
the fat girl seems to lose. After six shots,
every chick is as pretty as Daisy Fuentes.

A hooker wearing jeans and a baggy,
denim top approaches. A purse hangs
from her neck, covering her stomach. “Mi
nombre es Carmen,” she says. Carmen
claims to be a schoolgirl visiting from
Colombia. I study the gaps in her teeth
and imagine filling each cavity with
thick, white, tequila-saturated semen.

Drunk, confident in my atrocious lan-
guage skills, I teeter toward the whore and
whisper into her ear what I plan to do to
her. What was intended as a suave pickup
line comes out sounding something like,
“Ayaba-miento-en-el-loco-de-coco,”

Carmen smiles sweetly, takes my hand
and escorts me from the bar. We stroll like
lovers down a narrow alley that in any
major American city would have me
clutching my wallet and running for my
life. On Curagao, the black figures skulk-
ing in the shadows are simply there to
protect their investments.

Carmen unlocks a wrought-iron gate
that leads to a tiny, wooden door. Inside, a
room the size of a bed tops out at 800°. A
fan roars at the foot of the bare mattress,
and I marvel at its furious inefficiency.

The rented piece of ass kneads my
shoulders and urges me to sit as she
unbuttons my pants and pulls my trousers
to the floor. She tugs the T-shirt off my
back and tweaks my nipples. Wasting no
time, she removes her purse and then her
blouse to reveal large, floppy tits. Her
elongated nipples are the size and shape
of Nerf footballs and black like French-
roast coffee. Long, horizontal stretch
marks on her belly reveal either a recent
pregnancy or a map to the long-lost trea-
sure of Sierra Madre.

I have second thoughts about renting
this snaggletoothed slut’s services.
Perhaps sensing my disappointment,
Carmen quickly rolls a condom onto my
cock and taps my shoulder like a tag-team
wrestler. She points between her open
legs, where her hairy, black-lipped hole
looks more like a slumbering tarantula
than a warm pussy.

I close my eyes and sink my ship inside
her oily bay. | pump for a second, and the
hooker’s cunt loosens with wetness.

Curacao We attempt conversation to cover that awkward, self-aware moment when a man
realizes he’s just fucked a hooker and wonders if condoms really prevent the spread of AIDS.

After only a few minutes of high-speed
bucking, Carmen reaches down and rubs
my nuts, summoning semen like a genie
from a bottle. Out of a sense of duty, I
blow inside the condom and dismount.

I wipe sweat from my brow and quickly
dress in the room’s half-light. Carmen
smiles again, and we attempt conversa-
tion to cover that awkward, self-aware
moment when a man realizes he’s just
fucked a hooker and wonders if condoms
really prevent the spread of AIDS. When
the half-Spanish chitchat dissolves into a
litany of no comprendes, Carmen takes
my hand and walks me out of the room.
She forgoes a pussy bath in her determi-
nation to get back to business. Inside
Tasco, Carmen kisses me on both cheeks
and ships off in search of fresh semen.

I order a victory tequila and bum a
Marlboro from a German tourist who,
sprawled in a red-vinyl booth, also seems
to be savoring the afterglow of a run-in
with a whore. A girl tugs on my shirt from
behind. I turn, and she smiles. Fucked-out
for now, I smile back and shake my head.
Another girl pulls on the collar of my
shirt and laughs, I smile self-consciously
as a steady stream of prostitutes tugs at
my shirt and laughs.

In some African tribes, a boy who loses
his virginity is then beaten by locals with a

stick to signify his entrance into manhood.
I feel as if I’ve crossed into the realm of
manly virility as the hookers tug on my T-
shirt with amused, ear-to-ear smiles.

One shot of tequila later, 1 look down
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Thanks. to the liberal es of the
Dutch, all major vices are well represented
in Curacao. Gambling, drugs and pussy
can all be had at the drop of a guilder. Ten
minutes from the island’s only airport is a
cozy place called the Mirage. Known in
the 1940s as Campo Allegre, the complex
of barracks was a military base until a
battalion of scraggly hookers stormed the
decrepit shacks to fight the war against
blueballs.

Admission to the carnal compound
costs two guilders ($1.10). Inside the
cement structure, several rows of rooms
reveal a variety of girls—each winking
and clicking her lips to attract a visitor’s
attention. A toothy blowjob can be had for
ten bucks; $30 buys a 20-minute suck-
and-fuck.

Condoms accompany all sexual con-
tact, but most girls allow an exterior cum-
shot as long as the man aims low and
spritzes the tits. Hitting a hustler’s face—
or worse, her hair—is taboo in the pay-
per-screw code of conduct.

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Curagao’s hookers hail from many
South American countries, especially
Colombia, Venezuela and Ecuador. Girls
are shipped to the island under the super-
vision of club owners (read: pimps), such
as Hector Domingo, manager of the
Classy Lady strip club in Curagao.

“I have friends who recruit girls from
the mainland [South America] and send
them north,” Hector says in halting
English. “The girls start here in Curacao,
since it’s so close. After they've learned
some English from the turistas, we send
them through the chain.”

The chain of hookers starts in Curagao
and winds through Aruba, St. Martin and
Costa Rica, sometimes reaching as far
north as Key West. After several months
slurping semen, the South American girls
return home with as much as $1,000 U.S.
in their bootlegged Levis. Many of these
working girls will then spend their cock-
sucking cash on drugs and clothes. Others
save their money to go to school in their
native lands or to migrate to the United
States and meet up with family members.

Hector introduces me to Rosa, a 22-
year-old Colombian hooker who speaks
some English. Rosa tells me that she
longs to join her mother working in
America. “But I needs to save enough
money for the trip,” she says. Siphoning
semen, Rosa admits with a gap-toothed
grin, beats scrubbing toilets.

The workers inside the Classy Lady are
all-night girls, caliente senoritas who will
fuck the night away in any man’s hotel
room for $150. Unlike the hourly workers,
anything goes with the all-nighters,
including facials and anal sex. The down-
side? The lucky stud has to wait until the
girls’ stripping shifts are over—usually
after 4 a.m.—to initiate a one-on-one.

Onstage at the Classy Lady, an 18-
year-old, Colombian girl, sporting a
rose tattoo an inch above her clit, wraps
her bare legs around a greasy, brass
pole. She performs a nine-song, fully
nude set that features only one song
replayed over and over: Shania Twain's
sappy “You're Still the One.”

The Colombian slut’s performance
begins with a ceremonial spraying of
Moét champagne onto her naked body
and climaxes when she shoves the neck
of the bottle—tinfoil and all—inside her
sparkling, wet pussy. The swarthy men in
the Classy Lady cheer, “Bon! Bon! Bon!”

At the end of the night, when the strip-
club waitresses announce last call, the
dancers turn into hookers. Four in the
morning, high on white grain and select-
ing from the quickly dwindling supply of

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PHOTOGRAPHY BY MATTI KLATT

I'm not a tease,” reveals recently deflowered
Victoria. “I just loved having the tightest hole in
town. Last night at a party, I finally caved in and let
this guy named Mark de-virginize me.” Victoria
slides two fingers inside her newly christened fuck
tunn fark’s cock was so huge, I’m afraid my
little twat has lost its grip. Two days ago, I could
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An avid outdoorsman, Charles decided to join a fancy
hunting lodge. Ned, the lodge leader, offered to show the
new member around the club.

“That old man in the chair by the fireplace is Blake,”
Ned explained. “He can tell you some hunting stories
you'll never forget.”

Ned asked the elder sportsman to relate one of his
famous adventures.

“Back in 1944,” Blake began, “I was hunting lions in
Africa. I’d been on foot for three days without seeing a
thing. By the fourth day, I was so tired, I laid my gun
down and fell asleep under a tree. Suddenly, I was awak-
ened by a rustling in the bushes.” The old codger leaped
from his chair. “I reached for my gun, when the biggest
lion I’ve ever seen jumped out of the brush at me like this:
Rooaarr! | tell you, I just shit my pants!”

“I don’t blame you,” Charles marveled.
shit my pants if a lion jumped out at me.”

Blake shook his head. “No, not then. Just now when I
said Rooaarr.”

“T would have

Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor.
“Do you wash?” the medic asked the rank young girl.
“Oh, yes,” Mary answered. “Each morning, I start at

my head and wash down as far as possible. Then I start at

my feet and wash as far up as possible.”
“Well,” the physician concluded, “go home and wash
possible.”

Question: How do you keep a black man out of your
backyard?
Answer: Hang one in the front.

A leather fag walked into a dentist’s office, pulled down
his pants and spread his ass in the doctor’s face.

“What the hell are you doing?” the stunned professional
cried. “I’m a dentist!”

“I know,” the burly queer replied. “There’s a tooth
stuck in there.”

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Bop walked into a diner and ordered a bowl of chili.

“Sorry, mister.” The waitress gestured to a man seated
next to Bob at the counter. “He ordered the last bowl.”

Bob asked for a cup of coffee instead. After a few sips,
Bob noticed the guy next to him had finished his lunch,
but left his bow] of chili half full.

“Are you going to eat that?” Bob asked.

The man slid the chili across the counter.
guest, pal.”

Bob devoured the warm food. After taking three huge
bites, he bit into a dead mouse. The man at the counter
watched as Bob retched into the bowl.

“Yup,” he nodded, “that’s about as far as I got too.”

“Be my

Question: What did one pedophile say to the other?
Answer: “Do you have two fives for a ten?”

An attractive woman turned to a man in a business suit
standing behind her in a hotel elevator.

“Excuse me,” she asked, “are you Donald Trump?”

The man smiled. “As a matter of fact, I am.”

“I’ve always wanted to meet you, Mr. Trump,” she
gushed, “Would you like to come back to my room? I'll
kneel in front of you, pull out your cock, suck it until you
have a giant hard-on, then suck it some more until you
come all over my face. How does that sound?”

“Well, I don’t know,” Trump shrugged. “What's in it
for me?”

The HUSTLER Dictionary defines slapadicktome as: a
blonde’s favorite surgery.

Doctor Potts was making his morning rounds at the san-
itarium. He noticed a patient kneeling on his bed with his
ear pressed to the wall. When the shrink returned for his
afternoon rounds, the man still hadn’t moved. Day after
day, the psychiatrist watched while the crazy guy listened
intently to the wall.

Finally, the baffled shrink entered the patient's room
and pressed his own ear against the partition.

“I don’t hear anything,” the doctor declared.

“I know!” the patient exclaimed. “It’s been that way for
months.”

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BASKING IN THE GLOW OF PORN’S GOLDEN AGE

Back in the sinning *70s, skin flicks had plots, porn sluts were supe erstars, and XXX snatch
had hair. Videotape laid waste to the era of hard-core blockbusters, then immortalized it

e “The films were full-blown creative productions. They had a plot, they

had people who enjoyed the work and had either ambitions or illusions of being actresses.”

“We would make an appearance at the
movie theater, and there would be 1,000
people standing in line for an autograph.
It was champagne, limos, suites at the
Plaza Hotel in New York—absolutely
gala events and real movie-star stuff. I
don’t think that era will ever be again.”
—Marilyn Chambers
Legendary Porn Superstar

“People were just having a great time. It
was very free. When Sodom & Gomorrah
came out in the mid-’70s, it turned into a
massive orgy in the theater—in the
women’s room and the men’s room.
People were hanging off the walls.”

—John Leslie
Porn Stud of Yore

“In those days, when I did a film, it
played for a week or two weeks or three,
and then it was gone. I thought, Well, [’Il
do one, and no one will really see it.
Never in my wildest dreams did I think
that all the stuff I did would be committed
to videotape for fucking ever.”

—Gloria Leonard
Gash From the Past

In the *70s era of sideburns and poly-
ester, of big hair and wide ties, pornogra-
phy may have been an enfant terrible, but

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it was considered a genre of film.

“The films were full-blown creative
productions,” says Sam Stetson, a widely
regarded porn historian. “They had a
plot, they had people who enjoyed the
work and had either ambitions or illu-
sions of being actresses. Today’s market
is flooded with inferior product.
Distributors literally don’t care about
content as long as it sells. They may as
well be selling potatoes.”

Why would a shift in technology from
35-millimeter-film cameras to video
stock trigger a cataclysmic decline in
quality?

Video-made filmmaking is too cheap
for its own good. Ambitious productions
became prohibitively expensive, and dis-
tributors found they could demand low
prices for product.

Twenty years ago, a videotape might
fetch $60 wholesale. Most videos today
sell for between $10 to $15. “If that’s all
you can get from the distributor, you can’t
be dumping a hundred grand into produc-
tion,” says Jim Holliday, a historian of
porn and a house director at VCA,

Point-and-shoot video cameras don’t
require even a minimum of filmmaking
skills and the professionalism that goes
with film production. “In the old days,
you couldn't be a warehouse guy one day,

“Today’s topic, as usual: Why don't we get any pussy?”

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and become a director a month later,”
says David Christopher, a golden-era
auteur better known to 90s porn pur-
veyors as Pussyman.

* * *

A love scene: Annette Haven, wearing
only a diamond-studded choker, lies
intertwined with Paul Thomas on a
canopy bed. In the background, gold-
striped, beige-velvet wallpaper conveys
pure class.

Haven tenderly fondles and strokes
Thomas's cock. A piano tinkles. Thomas
traces loops on Haven’s pink nipples and
gently squeezes her pale breasts, then
strokes her face with the back of his hand.

The piano music crests, Flutes reach
into high registers. Haven mounts
Thomas's bone. Her black hair teases her
shoulders, Thomas kneads the milky
mounds that are her breasts.

Cut to: An extreme closeup of Thomas's
pork plunging into Haven’s cunt. A spot-
light, most likely a flashlight, wanders
across the point of contact, throwing
garish light on the glistening pudenda,
leaving other regions deep in shadow.
Thomas blows a gooey load of sperm
onto Haven's wooly bush,

—True Legends of Adult Cinema: The
Golden Age VCA Platinum
* * *

Perhaps out of an abiding nostalgia for
corny plots and tacky furniture, perhaps
due to the cult worship of blue-screen
divas, today’s distributors do a brisk busi-
ness in classic films. Compilation lines,
particularly VCA's True Legends of Adult
Cinema, lead the pack.

“This particular series tends to sell
very well,” says Ed Kail, sales manager
for VCA, who notes that, industry-wide,
reliable sales figures are hard to come by,
but by any measure, the True Legends
line sells well.

“The public is very curious and has cer-
tain stars they want to see.” Kail lists
Marilyn Chambers, Annette Haven and
Vanessa Del Rio as the starlets customers
continue to ask for.

“Everyone's looking for Seka,” he adds.

Names that once graced the marquees
of X-rated-movie theaters still put money
in the bank.

“You put John Holmes’s name on some-
thing, it sells,” says Ken Lassiter, a mer-
chandiser for Adam & Eve, the largest
adult-mail-order outfit in the country.

“There’s a collector out there for every-
body,” says David Naylor, owner of the
four-year-old Alpha Blue Archives, a
mail-order company based in Oakland,
California. About 95% of Alpha Blue’s

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“People mp, but I prefer the term gypsy,” explains choad-crazed drifter Maxine. “Selling my
body for money would violate my spiritual beliefs. I live by the barter system.” Maxine probes her wet g
“Yesterday, I pulled into a gas station. A sweet, older man filled my tank. I explained that I didn’t have
money. I led him to the men’s room, knelt by the urinal and gave him a long, slow blowjob.” Maxine sucks
on her pussy-slick finger. “He was nice enough to clean my windshield; so I swallowed his load. That hum-
mer gave me enough fuel to make it to the local campground. The lesbians in the next site were happy to
share their firewood with me in exchange for a fisting session.” The lusty hippie reflects on her unconven-
tional lifestyle. “Not everyone on the road has something to trade. Sometimes I’m forced to accept cash for
Maxine rubs her swollen clit. “I know money can’t buy love, but my pussy is greedy.

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In 1972, Chambers’s likeness was chosen to embody cleanliness and

purity on the Ivory-soap box. That same year, 99% pure slut Chambers began her X-rated film career.

stock is golden-age porn. Naylor’s cus-
tomers clamor for titles featuring starlets
such as Serena, Candy Samples and
Uschi Digart, but Naylor finds that con-
tent, perhaps as much as star appeal,
drives sales.

Following a string of obscenity prose-
cutions in the mid-’80s, large porn dis-
tributors in Los Angeles County agreed
not to depict rape and violent sex. As a
result, Alpha Blue enjoys a near
monopoly on the hard stuff.

Hardgore, a blood-spattered 1973 hard-
core horror/sex film, depicts extreme acts
of sexual sadism. In one scene, a man
shoots a load of nut juice onto a woman’s
ass as she is beheaded. Hardgore has
been out of circulation since its theatrical
release, but is available from Alpha Blue.

“Demand is very, very good,” Naylor
says of the Best of the Roughies line. “If 1
didn’t have those sales, | might not be in
business.”

. * *

In a mental-hospital dayroom, a
woman in a sacklike dress squats on her
haunches. Her eyes pop like a frog’s.
Paint peels from gray-green walls. A
man, his face pale as a corpse, stares
from a corner, jerking his cock under-
neath a white hospital smock. In the
background, a manic synthesizer cas-

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cades up and down scales. Strawberry-
blond ingenue Jean Jennings crumbles
in the corner of the cell. She has been
admitted by her Catholic parents for
smoking marijuana.

That night, three inmates gang-rape
Jennings. They cuff her about the head
to silence her squealing. Hendrix-style
guitar chords and drumbeats crash in
the background. Tears roll down
Jennings’s face; an inmate's long, hippie
hair sweeps over his shoulders as he
pounds her virgin pussy. A black hand
claps over her mouth; another pins her
wrists to the bed. Jennings squirms and
whimpers and kicks her legs. Before the
third rapist can blow a load on her pale
belly, Willie the orderly scatters the attack-
ers and injects Jennings with a sedative.
“Shit,” he says. “I was hoping to be first.”

—Defiance/1975
Alpha Blue Archives
* * .

Porn stars may enjoy enduring fame on
video, but only the exceptional performer
continues to float in the hard-core talent
pool over the course of decades.

Woodsmen such as Joey Silvera, Paul
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duction, but West, who has appeared in
nearly 1,000 films in the past 20 years, is
still active. Such longevity is much easier
for men to achieve than for women.

Herschel Savage broke into the busi-
ness in 1976 and starred in Debbie Does
Dallas in 1978. Savage quit the business
in 1987; ten years later, at the age of 42,
he decided to come back.

“I’m working all the time,” he says.
“My age wasn’t an obstacle because I’m
in shape. I don’t look bad, and I perform.
That’s the bottom line.”

As long as Savage has wood, he has
work.

Some female golden-age _ starlets
enjoyed long careers as performers, but
they are rare. A few porn sluts survive the
transition into careers behind the camera,
as in the case of Candida Royalle and
Gloria Leonard. If the porn industry is a
machine, fresh meat is its fuel.

“I only know two women in the busi-
ness who work regularly who are over
30,” says Savage.

“Reality is reality: At a certain age, this
is the wrong business for a woman to be
in,” says John Leslie, the star of hundreds
of adult films who now owns his own
production company. “If people wanted
to see 60-year-old women in girdles hav-
ing sex, then that’s what we'd have. This
business doesn’t owe anyone anything.”

Superstars with a dedicated corps of
fans are the only women who can be con-
fident that they will work past their 20s.

Seka, 45 years old, made a comeback
film in 1993, American Garter, and it
sold surprisingly well.

“American Garter sold 4,000 units out
the door,” says Ed Kail of VCA. “That's
better than most new releases.” VCA
plans to bring another starlet out of retire-
ment, though it won't disclose whom,
later this year.

Marilyn Chambers, 46 years old and the
single mother of an eight-year-old daugh-
ter, finished filming Still Insatiable, her
first hard-core film since 1983, in 1998.
In 1972, Chambers’s likeness was chosen
to embody cleanliness and purity on the
Ivory-soap box. That same year, 99%
pure slut Marilyn Chambers began her X-
tated film career, starring in Behind the
Green Door.

“I hate the term comeback,” says
Chambers. “I never went anywhere.

“When this film comes out, there’s
going to be plenty of people who are say-
ing, ‘She’s too fat. She’s too old. How
dare she do that? Who does she think she
is?’ As long as it sells, and I’m sure it
will, I don’t care.”

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Chambers worries for the current crop
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“You don’t have stars anymore.

(continued from page 98)
In the old days, you didn’t have

A midget in diapers, wearing a bonnet
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There is no Hollywood ahi for
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“I don’t think anybody who became a
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