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BARELY LEGAL; The Movie Beats Off the
Competition
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11 Feedback
The Good, the Bad and the Stink
From HUSTLER Readers

12 One Small Step for Porn

Flynt Cuts a Deal in Cincinnati
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18 Dear Slut
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Betsy: The Killer Inside Me

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Jagg and Jade: Lust at Sea
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Joey: You Bet Your Ass

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HUSTLER Humor

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ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH

Cable television has opened the
American living room to a flow of
intellectual sewage unforeseen by
our Founding Fathers. If George
Washington had been channel surf
ing during the winter of 1777, while
holed up with his troops in Valley
Forge, and had witnessed the tele-
vised shit-slinging that pa
debate in today’s D.C. media, he
might have moaned, Ihat's the
use?” and retreated to his farm.

In an ideal democracy, men of good
faith disagree and coexist peacefully
But the hostile political hacks clog
ging the tabloid airwaves have
replaced the civil exchange of ideas
with the verbal equivalent of spitting
feces into the public eye. The worst
of cable TV's belching sphincters
HUSTLER's October 1999 Assho!
the Month, Chris Matth

Chris Matthews is the 54-year-old
host of Hardball, a talk sewer on the
CNBC network. As the show's “mod:
erator,” Matthews hunches over his
desk, his jaw clenched in the manner
of a man who is grinding excrement
between his teeth and has bitten
into a tough kernel of corr
Politicians, journalists and campaign
consultants sit across from
Matthews'’s fixed sneer and attempt
to state opinions concerning the
political landscape. At the first sigr
of coherent discussion, Matthew
interrupts. His malicious yipping
voices all the logic and reason of a
wormy Jack Russell terrier

If Ben Franklin were alive today
says Matthews,
ing my show.

By what warped form of
deception does Matthews see him

for

he'd be moderat

Big, fat blab
hostess Rosie O'Donnell lured lunk
Tom Selleck onto her chat show,
then busted his balls for being
affiliated with the National Rifle

self (the Jerry Springer of civic dis:
course) as a modern-day Benjamin
Franklin (framer of the Constitution)?
Chris's delusional thinking extends

to his perception of his audience as

Knights-of-Columbus kinds of 9)
They are not right-wing, but hé
traditional values.”

In fact, Chris Matthews’s core
viewership includes the most lunatic
fringe of the far Right

On May 11, 1999, Kathleen Willey

was @ guest on Hardball. Willey, a
famous witness against President
Clinton, has long contended that a
mysteriou ygger approached her
on January 8, 1998, and threatened
her on behalf of the President

Who was that guy?” badgered
Matthews. “I'm gonna ask you again

her Asshole.

Association. Days later, O’Donnell

insisted that the cast from Annie
Get Your Gun reword a song in
adherence to her “guns no” belief.
O'Donnell is a paid shill for Kmart,

President,

one of the nation’s largest gun
retailers, which proves that her
conscience extends only as far as

Texas Governor
George W. Bush wants to be
an office previously
held by his father.
Younger is running on a platform

because | think you know.”

“| think | know,” hedged Willey.

“Is it someone in the President's
family? Friends?” yipped Matthews.
“Is ita Shearer?”

Willey shied away from making a
public accusation. Undaunted,
Matthews clenched his jaw and
spat, “So it's Cody Shearer.”

Cody Shearer runs the
International Student Symposium on
Negotiation and Conflict Resolution.
His brother, Derek, is a former
ambassador to Finland, and his twin
sister, Brooke, is married to Clinton's
Deputy Secretary of State, Strobe
Talbott. Shearer has documented
proof that he was in California on the
day Kathleen Willey claims to have
been menaced by a jogger in Virginia.

Willey, according to Matthews,
had identified Shearer off camera as
her attacker. At least half of this
Hardball duo is lying or mistaken.

Shearer received dozens of death
threats in the week following the
Matthews smear. The scariest reac-
tion came from Hank Buchanan, the
61-year-old brother of right-wing
extremist Patrick Buchanan.

Hank Buchanan, a former accoun-
tant, has had what his sister, Bay,
describes as “mental health prob-
lems for the better part of 30 years,”
One presumed symptom of Hank's ill-
ness is a pathological urge to take
Chris Matthews seriously.

On May 16, according to criminal
charges, Hank stormed Cody
Shearer's Washington home and
slashed the tires of three cars in
Shearer's garage. Buchanan bran-
dished a revolver at two of Shearer's
students and menaced a neighbor.

“| now regret not having spoken
with [Shearer] before | mentioned
his name on the air,” groveled
Matthews. Such a precaution would
have contradicted Chris's quick-yap
philosophy. “Yeah, | talk too fast,” he
has bragged, “but | think you just
have to be in cadence with the
sound of the crowd.”

Chris’s crowd is a lynch mob.

As Washington Bureau Chief of the
San Francisco Examiner, Matthews
pens a column on politics. Sample
title: “The Color of Dishonesty.”
“Honesty and fairness” are essential
in “those who present commentary
for a living,” wrote Chris.

How can Matthews ignore his
own standards? Simple. He claims
an Asshole exemption

quotas
Bush the

of censorship for opposing view-
points. The Web site gwbush.com,
which pokes fun at the candi-
date’s vapid policy articulations,
prompted him to assert, “There
ought to be limits to freedom.”
There also ought to be sphincter

Bush's clan boasts more than the
allowable quantity of Assholes.

in every family. G. W.

October

HUSTLER 5

Meet Your HUSTLER Staff:
BLOOD BEARDSLEY

Not only does Janitor RUFUS “BLOOD” BEARDSLEY
keep the studio spotless, he also volunteers to clean out
the models when they’re on the rag. “You can’t let these
things get rusty,” blushes the 16-year veteran. Blood’s
favorite movie? Crimson Tide, of course.

“Even when
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The facial expressions on some chicks as they
mince through life make you wonder whether the
rest of us have all wet-farted at once. The constant
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researchers believe that behind every continually
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Time magazine—that venerable weekly recap of
TV news—has never been shy of calling Larry
Flynt and HUSTLER sleazy. America’s Magazine |
does push the boundary of honest filth, but when
it comes to outright exploitation, Time leaves us in
its self-righteous dust.

The newsmagazine’s April 12 cover shows an |
ethnic Albanian, a refugee from atrocity, nursing
her child. While the crisis in Kosovo is certainly
news, the tit on display is only there to sell mag-
azines. Time’s cover invades the Albanian |
woman’s privacy, as surely as ethnic Serbs |
invaded her home. |

HUSTLER usually flashes skin on its cover,
but only the flesh of paid models. We do not
exploit an individual’s real pain on our cover |
to sell magazines, especially while the subject |
is unwittingly exposed to the camera. Let’s
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appearance as an unpaid, unclothed shill.
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Victoria, you are the most beautiful and sexy
woman I have ever seen (Victoria: Almost a
Virgin, June 1999). I bought the June issue
to see the peeing photos advertised, but
when | reached your centerfold layout, I
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blond hair; and wonderful breasts with
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I would give anything
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veined and swollen blood bomber. —M. V
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just hug to feel your

Victoria: Rutting Season
I just purchased your June 1999 issue—my
first in several years. I'm into photos of
women peeing, and when I read the cover
line, Gor Pee? Hor Picroriacs WITH A
YELLOW STREAK, I just had to buy it. When
I turned the page to the layout of Victoria
(Victoria: Almost a Virgin), | nearly creamed
my jeans. That girl is incredible. Not only is
Victoria young and beautiful, but she has the
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lips I have ever seen. Victoria’s tight butt
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Monica Pigsky

Congratulations on 25 years of honesty
and integrity. In the 25th-Anniversary
issue (July 1999), | was happy to see that
you made Monica Lewinsky Asshole of
the Quarter Century. This slut has done
harm to this country, yet

immeasurable
people blindly applaud her as if she were
actually someone to admire, someone to
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for calling a spade a spade and a pig what
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check out HUSTLER’S fist-happy model
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More Pee-Pee Please
I’ve been an occasional HUSTLER reader
for a number of years, but now that you’v
been regularly featuring beautiful girls
peeing, I will not want to miss a single
issue. What could possibly be more of a
turn-on than gorgeous HUSTLER models
squirting liquid gold? How about some
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on the camera? Whether they are standing,
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from ropes, squirting females always
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I wish to confess my past stupidity, | am an

ex-Republican, ex-moral-majority member,
(continued on page 15)

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h spirits on the trial’s final day

ONE SMALL STEP FOR PORN

BY DAVID BUC HBINDER

After nearly two years of highly publi-
cized preparations, the stage was set for
Cincinnati, Ohio, to be the site of a dra-
matic showdown between the First
Amendment and the antipornography
movement. On May 10, 1999, jury selec-
tion opened in the obscenity
brought by Hamilton County Prosecutor
Mike Allen against Larry and Jimmy
Flynt. The Flynts faced a host of charges,
including pandering obscenity,
nating materials harmful to a minor, con-
spiracy and engaging in a pattern of cor-
Tupt activity. One count charged the

case

en

Flynts with selling hard-core videos to a
14-year-old boy. Represented by a blue-
chip team of defense attorneys, Larry
and Jimmy Flynt dug in for a long, win-
ner-takes-all fight.

On the morning of the third day of
jury selection, Hustler News & Gifts

pleaded guilty to two counts of pan-
dering obscenity, one each for the
hard-core videotapes Rocco More
Than Ever, Part 2 and Jeff Stryker’s
Underground. Each count carried a
$5,000 fine. In return, prosecutors
agreed to drop all charges against
Larry and Jimmy Flynt. As part of the
plea agreement, Larry Flynt promised
to remove all hard-core videos from

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his downtown Cincinnati store.

In press conferences held on the
courthouse steps after the plea was
entered, both Flynt and Cincinnati pros-
ecutors claimed victory. Prosecutor
Allen rejoiced that he had rid the city of
hard-core videotapes. Flynt proclaimed
that the plea would ensure that
HUSTLER Magazine remains on sale
in Hamilton County.

From his office in Beverly Hills,
Flynt reflects on his most recent

* *

HUSTLER: Many of your supporters
were mystified by your decision not to
fight to the bitter end in Cincinnati.
What would you say to them?

LARRY FLYNT: Well, I got what I
wanted. I wanted my magazine distrib-
uted in Cincinnati, and it had not been
for more than 20 years. To me, that was
a major concession on the city’s part.
Also, it’s one thing to put my ass on the
line in terms of going to jail for the First
Amendment, but it’s another thing for
me to put my brother in the same situa-
tion, because he was charged along
with me. It’s not really right for me to
expect my brother to go to jail.

HUSTLER: The Cincinnati Enquirer

has reported that since the trial
ended, HUSTLER has begun to
appear on newsstands in Cincinnati.
How does that make you feel?
FLYNT: Very good.

HUSTLER: Before the trial, you said
you wanted to challenge the Supreme
Court’s obscenity standard. Did that
objective change over the course of
the trial?

FLYNT: I spent most of my life not lis-
tening to my attorneys. It didn’t always
work out for the best; I went to jail a
couple of times. They advised me that
this deal was too good to pass up,
because I wasn’t pleading guilty to any-
thing and neither was my brother, only
the local corporation.

HUSTLER: Would your ideal
obscenity case involve HUSTLER, as
opposed to the films of Rocco Siffredi
and Jeff Stryker?

FLYNT: Obviously, | support pornogra-
phy, and I think it should be afforded the
protection of the First Amendment, but
I've spent most of my life fighting my
own battles for HUS R. The videos
that we were charged with [selling] were
not even videos that I produced. Why
should I spend millions of dollars in
attorneys’ fees fighting someone else’s

October HUSTLER

Headline-grabbing attorneys Isaacman and Dou

battle? Not that | don’t care; not that it’s
unimportant. I believe in free expression.
whether it’s in a

totally magazine or a

video, but the videos are the most diffi

cult to defend—anywhere in the nation
not just Cincinnati. I assure you one
thing: If the prosecutor had said, “ You've

got to immediately remove HUSTLER
Magazine from Hamilton County,” we'd
be picking a jury right now

HUSTLER: So you haven't lost your
taste for an obscenity fight?

FLYNT: No, not at all

people know my passion for the First

I think enough

Amendment, and that I'm not afraid
to fight

HUSTLER: Was the decision to plea
bargain a business decision?

FLYNT; My attorneys and the jury con-
sultants were costing me $15,000 a day
and we felt the trial would have run four
to six weeks. I’m no idiot when it comes
An

expensive proposition; it

to business obscenity trial is

a risky propo
sition, and no one wants to go to jail
HUSTLER: Why v the prosecu-
tion willing to cut a deal?

FLYNT

was falling apart on the sale to the minor

The prosecution knew its case

because he’d been used about 50 previous

times by the police department, and he

Brett Harrelson and date with Theresa Flynt-Gaerke
and her husband, Virgil.

Liz Flynt (left), Larry's wife, lights a victory c

g Dalton with defendants.

looked like no teenager—he looked like a
Cincinnati Bengal. That, coupled with the
fact that jury selection was not going very
well for the prosecution, had a lot to do
with it. You had people like nuns and guys
that teach Sunday school every Sunday as
prospective jurors, and when my attor-
neys explained that [the jurors] would
have to watch 40 hours of pornographic
videos—oral and anal sex, girl/girl sex,
guy/guy sex—they were saying, “I don’t
want to do that. My mind is already made
up. I can’t be objective.” So the prosecu-
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jurors. We were much better off than they
were. We hadn't had to use one single pre-
emptive challenge. I also think the prose-
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neys—I have no doubt they checked them
all out—and knew who they were and
what their reputations were. I really don’t
believe they wanted to tangle with them.
HUSTLER: Does the plea agree-
meant forbid you from selling DVDs
in the store
FLYNT: That’s an interesting proposi-
No, I think DVDs are
included as part of that agreement

HUSTLER: Is the real battle still to
come, over First Amendment rights

and the Internet?

tion don’t

Flynt’s son, Larry Jr., and father, Claxton.

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you can see more explicit material on
the Internet than you can in print

doubt,

media. So far, the Justice Department
has not chosen to prosecute these
sites, but if it does not happen in this
Administration, I see it happening in
future administrations

HUSTLER: Do you think the
Internet will redefine the concept of
community standards?

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Supreme Court, leaving it up to commu-
nities to set their own standards, a com-
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because of their policies, my job went over-
seas, and I’ve been an ex-machinist ever
since. The Republicans never helped this
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supporter and would like to thank you, Larry
Flynt, for your cash-for-trash deal that
flushed all of those Republican hypocrites
out of Capitol Hill. Congratulations on a job
well done. I am disappointed to hear that
you are an atheist, however. Just remember
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man are two separate things. —M.A.

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I know that HUSTLER is a men’s maga-
zine, but if you'd put Bruno from the July
couples pictorial (Bruno and Goldie: Blast
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I’m a sergeant in the U. S. Army, cur-
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fearless quest for the fucking truth.

GAPING-ASS DELIGHT
To my delight, it now seems standard
practice in ass-fuck videos to feature
totally fucked-out, gaping buttholes in all
their sink-hole glory. To what do you at-
tribute this phenomenon, and to where do
you trace its popularity? France? What
are your thoughts on this practice? Do
any of these ass tapes feature you?

-L.C.
New York, New York

Somehow, I sense the popularity is simple
American ingenuity. It stems from rigor-
ous ass-fucking. Do any feature me? I’ve
never done a gaping-butthole-bonanza
compilation. There were times when I did
sex videos where I asked the cameraman
to hold on that precious moment in case
my ass was in shock and locked open for
all the world to see. This was long before
gaping-asshole shots were the phenome-
non they are today. At the time, I thought
it was something different and nasty. A
moment of peeking inside a woman's body
is fascinating; however, 90 minutes to two
hours of gaping, fucked-out sphincters is
more than I personally need to see.

PERVERTED

BY HUSTLER
My husband is a faithful reader of your
column, and it gives him perverted ideas.
A while ago, he began insisting that I
have sex with other men while he joins
in, In the past, I resisted, and he'd stomp
around mad. Several nights ago, how-
ever, he invited several of his friends
over to share beers and watch X-rated
videotapes. I am partly to blame for what

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happened next, because I started drinking
with the guys. After much coaxing, I let
my husband and his friends fuck me.
Now I feel ashamed, because one of the
men and I have become lovers. He is a
much better man than my husband is in
more ways than one. My husband is out-
raged that I’m having an affair with his
friend. My husband has always had it hi
way, but now that it’s my way, he can hit
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perverted thoughts into my man’s head.
Now that he’s given me a taste of gang-
bang sex, I will continue to fuck other
men. Any comments? —N. J.

Cameron, Missouri

Your husband is a selfish pig. The first
time you said no and he stomped around
mad indicates how childish and selfish
he is. Group sex is not something you
can force on a mate. It can only occur in
the most open, stable and secure mar-
riages. Sharing your mate with others
will often test how secure and stable the
marriage actually is. When fantasy be-
comes reality, the truth can kick you up-
side the head. Your encounter has kicked
your husband directly in the balls. This is

precisely why I tell couples interested in
pursuing group sex to explore other fan-
tasies as a couple alone. What happened
to you is one of the most common results
of gang-bang sex. It sounds to me that
the damage to your marriage can never
be repaired. To be unhappy with your
marriage and be pressured into group
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dom, because it sounds to me like you
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don't think that multiple-partner sex is a
healthy sexual activity for you. Good
luck and God bless.

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I am a 38-year-old lawyer in the middle
of taking examinations to become a
judge. I’m single and horny, which is be-
coming a problem as time goes on. I’m
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relations with the same sex, which scares

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and disgusts me, but I became astonished
and stupefied after I discovered Gia
(Gia: Portrait of a Lonely Lady, April
1999). Upon seeing her, I sprouted an
erection so intense, it hurt. Please help
me, Jeanna Fine. I am confused and re-
ally turned-on. I would like to see Gia
making love and imagine it was with me.
I would do anything she asked to make
her happy. I’m starting to not care about
what the world would think about our
love, and our love has not even begun. Is
my problem desperation? —M.S.

Lisbon, Portugal

Your problem is not desperation, but I
think you need to separate love from lust.
While there are countless women who fall
into the category of the transgendered,
many are prostitutes who, unfortunately,
sell themselves as freak shows. These indi-
viduals are looking for love inside and out,
just as you are. I don't suggest you start
cruising to pick up one of these fantasy
ladies, mainly because of disease, but also
because you say you are confused. Unfor-
tunately, there isn’t a church group where
you can meet transvestites safely. In most
big cities, there are nightclubs featuring
female impersonators, where you can soak
up an eyeful and possibly share a drink
with one of these beautiful ladies. Take the
fantasy—and I stress fantasy—home with
you, You need to let go of the turmoil you
feel inside about whether you're gay or
straight. If there's one thing I hate in our
society, it’s the labels we force upon one
another. We are sexual beings. Just be-
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about what they don't know. If we all sup-
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I discovered the joy of a clean-shaven
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I loved the feel of wet Spandex hugging
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weekly shaving, occasional razor burn and
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Gs Tucson, Arizona

The natural blondes in the business are
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The trick is to shave at all times, with-
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is electrolysis of the bikini area and pu-
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down and depravity levels up.

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downside, Amid the onslaught of contem-
porary offerings, it's easy to lose sight of
the rich pornographic history that forms
the bedrock of the adult-film industry.

As is often the case in this modern age,
technology has provided the solution
NuTech Digital's recently launched Adult
Classics series of Digital Video Discs
restores a number of historical raunch
movies in pristine digital clarity, allowing
the smut connoisseur to bone up on the
Classics. So far, titles released in the
series include the original Debbie Does
Dallas, the John Holmes/Leslie Bovee
chestnut Eruption, Nothing to Hide, inside
Candy Samples, the 1979 Jessie St
James vehicle Easy and the Legends of
Porn compilation. (Following this lead, I-
Candy Entertainment will be releasing
comerstone fuck flick /nsatiable in July.)

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sibilities, the Adult Classics DVDs offer
varying camera angles from which to
stroke and convenient chapter headings

to easily access favorite scenes, Should
one wish to be educated while abusing
oneself, seasoned slut Jill Kelly and
director/porn historian Jim Holliday
provide optional running commentary
and analysis throughout the discs.
(‘There are people who will say that she
had the raunchiest pussy in the history
of the business,” Holliday remarks of
Easy co-stat Laurien Dominique.)

Historical import aside, these raunchy
nuggets from the era of Quaaludes and
feathered hair hold up surprisingly well
as onanistic fodder, Lacking the merce-
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fervor. If the offen permed-and-mus-
tached woodsmen don't possess the
ultrasuave polish of, say, a Sean
Michaels, nor do they display the narcis-
sism and latent-homo tendencies that
plague many latter-day screen studs.

It's often said that those who don't
study the past are condemned to repeat
it. After studying the Adult Classics DVD
series, it's tempting to conclude that
repeating the past might not be such a
bad thing at all

Eruption’s Holmes and Bovee (above);
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Directed by Jerome Tanner;
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Evan Stone, Brick Majors and Chriss Cannon,

Videocassette: Legend.

Julie Meadows plays Angelica,
the good wife with a wild streak, in
Devil or Angel. Angelica is horny
and wants to spice up her vanilla
sex life, but her husband, Randy
Spears, disapproves of any nonpro-
creative sexplay. Sad and unful-
filled, the rabbit-faced blonde
recoils into the recesses of her
mind. A sexual feeding frenzy
unfolds on a living-room floor that,
in Angelica’s dream state, has been
transformed into a den of sin. In this
alternate world, Angelica becomes
Demonica. Demonica’s eyes widen
as fiery-maned Temptress rears up
for the hard prong of a hardbodied
mystery man. A stunning brunette
joins in; the three heartily fornicate
on the floor, Demonica receives
loving attention from a strange man
in black cowboy attire, who spills
his prick porridge on Demonica’s
leg as she absorbs the overwhelm-
ingly surreal scenario. A phone
rings. “Will somebody answer the
fucking phone?” she cries. Reality
bites Demonica on the ass as she
awakens from her wet dream:
mother's on the line. “Angeli
that you?” she asks. Whether she’s
Angelica or Demonica, Julie
Meadows rules heaven and Earth in
Devil or Angel. —D.P.

HALF
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Directed by Gash Boy;
starring Sabrina Johnson, Envy, Melodey
Love, C. J. Bennett, Chriss Cannon,

Steve Hatcher and Dave Hardman.
Videocassette: Zane.

In Crybabies 2, four weepy sirens,
emotionally distraught at being
dumped by their beaus, seek solace
in anal sex, bawling their eyes out
as their cornholes are stuffed.
Sadly, this intriguing premise is
ultimately done in by flawed execu-
tion. British beauty Sabrina
Johnson heaves and sobs, tears
streaming from her coal-black eyes.
Enter Chriss Cannon, who offers
veiny consolation. Cannon bends

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the wailing sexpot ankles to cars
and wedges his spum shooter into
her turd well, bringing on a fresh
crying jag. He pulls out, exposing
Johnson's dilated crapper. Her
colon walls quiver with each sob,
compelling the viewer's schlong to
weep empathetic tears of nut butter.
Alas, Crybabies 2's remaining sluts
are no more adept at simulating
tears than most porn bitches are at
faking orgasms. Melodey Love's
soulless yet bloodcurdling whine is
only slightly less nauseating than
chubby, blond tramp C. J. Bennett's
tickled-retard gurgling; both thor-
oughly mar what would otherwise
be perfectly serviceable anal romps.
With such a promising beginning,
it's a shame that Crybabies 2 is
such a sad effort. —Shane Andalou

ONEB-QUAR
Directed by Toni English;
starring Taylor Hayes, Johnni Black,
Mila, Chloe, Tony Tedeschi, Vince Vouyer,
Derrick Lane and Tony.
Videocassette: Vivid Video.

Another Man's Wife features
Taylor Hayes, a Cindy Crawford-
esque tramp forced to whore for
husband/pimp Derrick Lane, the
ringleader of a crooked law firm,
As the firm's new accountant,
Vince Vouyer is invited, along
with fiancée Chloe, aboard the
boss's yacht for a seemingly inno-
cent afternoon cruise. The first
inkling of Lane’s shady nature
emerges when he happens upon
Vouyer’s fiancée massaging
lotion onto Hayes’s backside. He
brings the pair below deck to mas-
sage his scrotum pole and ends up
scaring Chloe into Vouyer’s arms.
Rejected, he relieves his aggres-
sion through his wife, cramming
his blood horn balls-deep into
Hayes’s bee-stung pichole. Hayes
wedges three fingers into her shit-
pit while Lane plows her crotch
wound. Lane uses Hayes to
seduce Vouyer, blackmailing him
into juggling the numbers along
with his wife's tits. Toss in a scene
where Tony Tedeschi double-fists
blond pig slut Mila in her cooch
and pooper at the same time, and
Another Man's Wife’s disturbing
corruption insults on a spectrum
of levels. —D.P.

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DEVIL OR ANGEL: Spears bangs the hell out of Meadows

Kid Vegas

Perfect Pink #2
PurrFection

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Directed by Jill Kelly
starring Jill Kelly, Deven Davis, Shayla La
Alexandra Nice, Shasta, Daisy Chain,
Sana Fey, Kate Moore, Kelly O'Rion,
Wendi Knight, Chriss Cannon, Randy Spears,

Mark Anthony, Evan Stone and Marc Davis.
Vid tte: Jill Entertainment Inc /Astral Ocean.

Perfect Pink #2: PurrFection
re-creates an aging porn queen's
fantasies for all the world to see.
Redolent of a slightly younger
Angie Dickinson, helmswoman/star
Jill Kelly is an archetype of the old
school screen slut, right down to
her bleached tresses and pneumatic
chest rockets. Still, Kelly manag
to inspire some petrified wood with
her blonde-on-blonde 69 shenani-
gans in front of a roaring fire
Dildos are unsheathed; the soft
core Kenny G soundtrack gives
way to heavy-metal guitars that
loudly punctuate a sapphic jam ses-
sion performed with glow-in-the
dark surrogate schlongs. The
music-video approach is as dated as
typical, late-’80s MTV fare, but
highly appropriate for the atavistic
nature of the writhing cock sockets
involved. Hook-nosed, brunet hel-
lion Alexandra Nice takes on Chriss
Cannon and Evan Stone in a drool-
heavy threeway. With the zeal of
Margaret Bourke-White, director
Kelly slips in between the gyrating
trio for slobbering close-ups.
Perfect Pink #2: PurrFection isn’t
entirely perfect, but moments such
as these come close. D.P

CRYBABIES 2; Hatcher gives Love
something to cry about.

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Directed by Kid Vegas
starring Mara Pleasures, Jade, Priscilla Jane,
Cinnamon, Nina Whett, Sonja Red, Rose Lee,

Johnny Toxic and Kid Vegas.
Videocassette: X-Traordinary.

Kid Vegas Whoremaster stars
Kid Vegas! He's Gen X! He's self-
aggrandizing to the extreme!
Extreme, dude! He has bleached
blond hair and tattoos! He also has
“a lot of money, a lot of power and
a lot of girls”! He still can’t make
a decent porn video! He jumps
around and yells a lot to prove
how radical he is! He looks like a
meth-addled queen instead! He
shoots cars in the desert! He
thinks he's Hunter S. Thompson!
He’s not! He should shoot himself
instead! Johnny Toxic is his
friend! He has funny hair and tat-
toos too! He thinks he’s Sid
Vicious! He's not! Too bad! Then
he'd be dead! They take a lot of
drugs—or so they say! Once in a
while, they fuck girls! The girls
are ugly! One looks like Perry
Farrell with a missing front tooth!
Another one’s acne-pocked face
looks like tapioca! She roller-
skates naked! Hey, we saw Boogie
Nights too! It was way better! Half
the time, Vegas can’t keep his
Gen-X pronger hard! Too many
drugs! Or maybe too much angst!
He and Toxic try to use irony to
mask their lameness! They fail!
Miserably! Kid Vegas Whoremas-
ter blows! Big time! S.A

ANOTHER MAN'S WIFE
Tedeschi nails Mila.

Identity Crises Sweep

the Pom-Bitch (

A slut by any other name is still a slut,
but when a screen whore changes her
nom de fuck mid-career, chaos often
ensues. Jerkoffs scour the adult-video-
store shelves, searching in vain for a
tape featuring the object of their erection,
only to skulk away in abject frustration.
Following in the footsteps of Jill Kelly
(formerly Calista J., Seth Damian, Jill
Roberts et al.) and Ingrid Elliott (a/k/a
Penny Morgan, Rachel Ryan, Serina,
Serena, etc.), a number of video vixens
have shucked off their identities for alter-
nate appellations in recent months.
Much like in baseball, in porn, you can't
tell the players without a whorecard. In

yMmMunNity
the interest of creating a contusion-free
stroking environment, an update follows:

When the professional fucker formerly
known as Madelyn Knight decided to
Fesume her blue-screen career after a
two-year sabbatical, she discovered that
Web pirates had registered her stage
fname as a domain, leaving her largely
unable to capitalize on her fan base in
cyberspace. Now dubbed Madelyn Night,
the rechristened cunt can be seen in
Metro/Cal Vista's upcoming Deception.

Similarly beset, former Extreme
Associates house slut Stryc-9 was
forced to relinquish her name to Extreme
honcho Rob Black, who claimed rights
to it when she left the company earlier
this year. After initially opting for a
homophonous solution and appearing
in several productions as Stryc-nine, the
cherubic cocksucker has now settled on
performing under her former stripping
name, Cherry. “It's just easier this way,”
she explains. “I'm tired of being associ:
ated with Rob Black.”

Sometimes a slut redesignates herself
for more personal reasons. A relative
newcomer to the jizz biz, baby-faced cum
Catcher Wildcat had already developed an
enthusiastic following before she adopted
the alias Cheyenne Silver, because, as she
told Adult Video News, “| wanted to use a
Native American name because that's
what | am.” Besides a slut, of course.

Cherry (above) and Cheyenne
Silver (left): New names, same
great taste.

Directed by Greg Alves;

starring Vanity, Tina Thomas, Inari Vachs,

Selena Del Rey, Barett Moore, Charlie,
Shaena Steel, Stryc-nine, Jake Steed,

Mare Davis, Kyle Stone, Randy, and Vince Vouyer.

Videocassette: Amazing/Metro,

If Flesh Peddlers #5 were a car, it
would probably be a Hyundai.
Neither sleek in design nor overly
adorned with unnecessary options
(ie., plot or cunnilingus), it
nonetheless provides reliable trans-
portation to post-ejaculatory bliss.
Milky-skinned nymph Stryc-nine,
her cherubic face painted with
makeup, resembles a junior-high
student playing dress-up. This
impression is fortified by the incan-
descent sheen of her baby-bald
snatch, but a voracious assault on
Kyle Stone’s trunk belies her inno-
cent countenance. Stryc-nine
lunges at the man root like a tigress

pink canary; she inflates
e's crotch rocket to full tumes-
. then pogos furiously on the
turgid wand. Forsaking protocol for
passion, $ eel simply pulls
the crotch of her panties aside to
facilitate Vince Vouyer’s brutal
flaying of her girl wound. Smoky-
eyed fellatrix Inari Vachs coughs up
a bubbly coat of sputum on Marc
Davis's beef baton prior to riding
the spit-shined schlong with such
ferocity that rivulets of sweat
stream between her swaying tits.
Flesh Peddlers #5 drives a hard
bargain in viewers’ pants. —S.A.

Directed by Dale Jordan;
starring Tabitha Stevens, Melissa Hill,
Obsession, Kurious, T. J, Hart, Micky Lynn,
Dolly Golden, Tice Bune, Alex Sanders,
Andre Maddness, Chris Charming,
Pat Myne and Chriss Cannon.
Videocassette: Elegant Angel.
Prior to becoming an XXX auteur,
Wet Spots 7 helmsman Dale Jordan
made rent as an actor in such
action-adventure flicks as Rocky V
and Die Hard 2. Given Jordan's
resumé, it’s not surprising that his
directorial efforts boast a combative
edge. Tabitha Stevens and Melissa
Hill assault Tice Bune’s front. Their
cerily similar, equine countenances
thrust and parry with Bune’s meat

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sword before Bune relentlessly
penetrates Hill’s rear flanks with a
doggy-style pussy pummeling.
Bune burns a hand imprint onto the
brunette’s meaty ass with loud
thwaps, then spritzes her palm-
warmed buttock with angry seed,
which Hill smears directly onto
Stevens's silicone-swollen chest
sacks. Bune has won the battle, but
the war ain’t over: Still adorned
with Bune’s —hand-me-down
splooge, Stevens mounts the recu-
perated swordsman’s crotch rocket.
The blond hellion bounces mania-
cally, digitally routing her own
bung while issuing a battle cry of
grunts and screeches. Most of Wet
Spots 7’s remaining footage falls
short of this carly high point, but
still inspires a few bouts of hand-to-
gland combat SA.

Directed by Tom Stone;
starring Katie June, India, Violet, Caroline,
Chocolate, Mariah, Leah, Charmane Star,
Steve Drake, Jake Steed, Andrew Youngman,
Lexington Steele, Billy Glide and Michael J. Cow,
Videocassette: Odyssey Group Video.

In Pickup Lines
worldview, racial barriers are mere
trifles, easily hurdled with thrust-
ing hips and bobbing heads.
Swarthy, super-endowed bucks
wedge their unearthly cudgels into
honkie hootch; whitey wangs
probe prime Nubian and Asian
cooze, The pageant of miscegeny
unfolds with a scorching fourway
between Andrew Youngman and
dusky empresses — Mariah,
Chocolate and India. Stunners all,
this holy trinity of succulent
Negresses forms a writhing flesh
pretzel around the woodsman,
engulfing his beef baton with their
sopping trenches. They line up like
baby birds at feeding time;
Youngman skillfully administers a
dollop of nut butter to each of their
lovely yaps. Elsewhere, East
European sprite Violet registers a
squeak of genuine awe as she low-
ers her velvet-lined scabbard onto

37's utopian

Lexington Steele’s massive blood
sword. Chestnut-maned, doll-faced
Katie June furiously rides Jake
Steed’s rail on a pool table before
he tosses man milk onto her glow-
ing, farm-girl features. Pickup
Lines 37 is a multicolored blueprint
for a better tomorrow. S.A.

October HUSTLER

FLESH PEDDLERS #5: Stone
tastes Strye-nine's pretty poison.

ONE-QUARTER
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Directed by Bryan “Cheeks” Williams:
starring Alexandra Nice, Audra Bliss,
Elizabeth Starr, Envy, Fey, Ashley Raine,
Melanie Love, Dolly Golden, Sonja Red,
Kyle Stone, Sledge Hammer, Tice Bune
Pat Myne and Cheeks.
Videocassette: Elegant Angel

Fans of sway-backed stripper
chicks with overstuffed silicone
chest balloons will love Cumback
Pussy Number 16. Horse-faced
Elizabeth Starr giggles, squeals and
whinnies as she bounces her veiny
chest watermelons for the camera
Canuck cunt Envy enters the pic
ture and sucks Starr's nipples; slob
ber collects on the knotty scar tis-
sue where the silicone stuffing was
wedged in, Envy works her way
down, slurping Starr’s gash juice
while gnawing on her clit. The
resulting squawks and chipmunk
chirps are as inauthentic as Starr’s
sweater sacks. Starr licks the out-
line of the tender bruises that riddle
Envy’s cottage-cheese thighs
before unlucky fucker Kyle Stone
cleaves Envy’s shit rings with
blood sausage. “Mmm-hmm, fuck
that ass. Oh, yeah,” chirps Starr.
The peroxide prick gobbler pries
Envy’s ass cheeks apart, allowing
Stone to plunge ever deeper into
the foul, shit-lined chasm. Rife
with anal pounding and pearl neck-
laces, the action in this two-hour
plus video is laudably nasty
Unfortunately, its preponderance of
skanks is distressing. Run far away
from Cumback Pussy Number 16.

D.P.

CUMBACK PUSSY NUMBER 16: Golden displays nugg

PICKUP LINES 37.
Star enjoys a Drake snake.

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A quick checklist of features reviewed in past issues

of HUSTLER and HUSTLER EROTIC VIDEO GUIDE.

Backseat Driver 6: Anal Whiplash
(Toxxxic/Metro)
Wendi Knight, T. J. Hart, Jake Steed

Nothing to Hide 3:
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Gwen Summers, Claudia Chase, Marc Davis

Private XXX Number 1 (Private)
Mistress Katalyn, uncredited sluts and studs

Xtreme Desires (Private Video Deluxe)
Monique Covet, Sylvia Saint, John Walton

Archer's Last Day (Extreme Associates)
Monique, Stryc-9, Tom Byron

Filthy Attitudes #4 (Elegant Angel)
T J. Hart, Bobbi Bliss, Jake Steed

Guttermouths 11 (J. M. Productions)
Brigette Kerkove, Vivian Valentine, Kyle Stone

Puritan Video Magazine Number 23
(Legend Video)

Francesca Lipps, Rebecca Lord, Alec Metro

Sexual Addiction (Odyssey Group Video)

Temptress, Alexandra Silk, Chriss Cannon

Stop! My Ass Is on Fire (Toxxxic/Metro)
Azlea, Wendi Knight, Jake Steed

Dirty Secrets (Wicked)
Rayveness, Kelsey Heart, Tony Tedeschi

Naked Angel (Arrow Productions)
Capri Cameron, Johnni Black, John Decker

Revenge (Sin City Ultra)
Erica Bella, Jill Kelly, Andrew Youngman
The Secrets of Kamasutra (Private)
Helen Duval, Vanda, Andrew Youngman

Sex Commandos (VCA)
Stacy Valentine, Flower, Julian

City of Anals (VCA Xplicit)
Katie Gold, Barett Moore, lan Daniels
Farmer's Daughters Do Hollywood

(Legend)

Inari Vachs, Teri Starr, Eric Price
For His Eyes Only (Legend)
Amber Michaels, Timber, Herschel Savage
Hawaiian Blast (Vivid)
Heather Hunter, Lexus, Peter North
Just Fuckin’ N' Suckin’ 2
(Elegant Angel)

Victoria De! Rio, Jennifer Leigh, Alex Sanders
Whoriental 2 (J. M. Productions)
Tokyo Rose, Saki, Dave Hardman

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Open Wide (Vivid)

Jenteal, Ruby, Jon Dough

Search for the Snow Leopard
(Adam & Eve)
Asia Carrera, Stephanie Swift, Alec Metro
Vortex (VCA Pictures)
Shayla LaVeaux, Nikita, Tony Tedeschi

ONE-QUARTER

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Directed by J. J. Michaels
starring Sylvia Saint, Nicole, Ellen, Cindy,
Michelle Morrison, Jane, Renata, Martina,
Eric Allen, Alex Ladd and J. J. Michaels.
Videocassette: VCA Xplicit.

Diminutive porn man-child J. J
Michaels directs and stars in
Jimmy Bone: The Search for
Awesome Pussy, a James Bond
spoof without thrills, chills or
frills. This spy saga is more akin
to a high-school drama skit with
airport hookers instead of jet-
trash supermodels. Directing
yourself is obviously the way to
go in the porn world—the pick of
the pussy litter is a great reward.
Michaels is the only swordsman
dipping into the poontang, which
must've exhausted and delighted
the little chimp, but the one-dick-
pony approach tends to dull view-
ers. Michaels curves his
boomerang-shaped pickle into
neighbor bitches, the spy boss's
assistant, Russian double agents,
cocktail-lounge girls and sauna
seductresses. They all tower over
the Hobbit-high Michaels like
lampposts, but he manages to rab-
bit-fuck the Amazons like a horny
Bone: The
Pussy,

Jimmy
Awesome

gnome. In
Search for
Michaels’s spy character accom-
plishes his mission, but this porn
gnome’s vanity project is way off
target DP.

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Roman Pornaski
starring Elexa, Kali, Kathy, Sirena Lewis,
Silver, Randy Detroit, John Janiero
and Max Ronin.
Videocassette: Soho/Metro.

It’s often said that expectant
mothers radiate a sexiness unparal
leled by their nonpregnant coun
terparts. This fallacy, mostly per-
petuated by reassuring relatives
and cowed husbands of baby-
bloated heifers, is wholly dispelled
by A Little Bit Pregnant #4. The

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A LITTLE BIT PREGNANT #4: Elexa and Kali: Knocked up, bloated.

video's title itself is a misnomer, ill
preparing the viewer for its parade
of third-trimester travesties. Eight
months along, Elexa services a
pair of motherfuckers who plow
her birth canal with gusto as her
swollen abdomen jiggles with nau-
As a final
blow to decency, Elexa smears the
hired cocks’ seed onto her bloated
belly. Kathy is robbed of pregnan-
cy’s only benefit: Her term has
added megagirth to every area of

sea-inducing waves

her body except her flat, drooping
milk bags. Nonetheless,
partner climbs atop her whalish
and humps her mams until
milk neck
Another woodsman caresses black
mother-to-be Kali’s stomach, feel
ing her embryo’s heartbeat before

Kathy’s

carriage
man

douses her

threatening to impale it on his
thrusting womb scraper. A Little
Bit Pregnant #4 borders on child
abuse, but its mistreatment of stro-
kers is far more heinous. SA

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are absolutely right on target. It sickens me
that you are not given fair and just media
coverage. Your opponents are always so
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in favor of some blowhard bitch, I
Donaldson. It’s very upsetting to si
Washington pundits disrespect you. You
are a true American hero. I can’t stand to
see these lawless, blood-sucking
Republicans dictate their control over the
TV news stations—it’s clear as day that
they try to make you stumble as they disre-
Spect you. Give them hell, Larry. I, myself,
and everyone else I know are with you
100% and more. You are the Man, —P. C.

Hollywood, California

Oklahoma:

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Here is yet another reminder that if you
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No Fight Left, Larry?

I need to express my utter disappointment
and disbelief that Larry Flynt accepted a
plea bargain instead of going through with
his highly publicized obscenity trial in
Cincinnati. It wouldn't have been so bad if
Larry Flynt hadn’t built up this trial for the
past year in HUSTLER and in the media,
saying that he was looking forward to the
trial, and that he wanted to “get even” with
Cincinnati officials for convicting him on
obscenity charges more than 20 years ago.
What’s made this even worse is that, as
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$10,000 fine. Why did Larry do this when
he refused to pay a penny when Jerry
Falwell first won his libel suit against him?
Larry fought that bloated hypocrite all the
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Larry’s current plea bargain will give his
critics who say that Larry doesn’t give a
damn about the First Amendment even
more ammunition. Larry Flynt has never
been known to back away from a fight.
Why now? —T. B.

Spokane, Missouri

If you can win the batile without an expen-
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There’s this female disc jockey with an
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radio station in town, I listen to her show,
“The Princess Cocoa Explosion of Soul,”
while driving home from work—one
hand on the steering wheel and one on
my personal stick shift. Recently, I was
pulled over for wanking and driving.
Thank God the cop was black; he heard
Cocoa’s voice and let me off with a shit-
eating grin.

Most folks around here wouldn’t be so
sympathetic to my chocolate tastes. This
is an extremely conservative area with a
sudden boom in the black population—
and concurrent aftershocks in my pants.
You can’t imagine the pain of being a
white boy with jungle fever, working on
a construction site with a crew of angry
racists. I'll be at my perch, hammering
away, when some bombastic Nubian
princess walks below me in a revealing
shirt and shorts. From my vantage point,
1 see straight between her massive,
heaving titties to the brown valley within.
Suddenly the nail I've been working on
seems a lot less important; it’s the spike
in my crotch that demands to be ham-
mered. I want to scream every filthy
thought that crosses my mind, as con-
struction workers have done to hot chicks
since the time of the pyramids.

Yet the homunculus working next to
me will turn off his drill to mutter,
“Fuckin’ niggers.” Sure, I could argue for
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horndog, not a civil-rights activist. I need
to concentrate on scoring Afro-puss

The perfect opportunity for tasting
melanin-tainted taint arose during
Princess Cocoa’s weekly contest, She
cooed and honey-dripped her y
through the usual assortment of traffic
and weather reports. (I pray for rain;
hearing Cocoa say the word wet is a guar-
anteed rush-hour pop.) Then the self-
described fine, foxy mama announced
her latest call-in gimmick. One fucking
lucky caller would be chosen to spend a
night in a soon-to-be-opened hotel—
alone with Cocoa, The winning candidate
would be the listener with the best quali-
fications. As I drove at a reckless speed

toward the nearest public
phone, I heard Cocoa turn
down one nerdy-sounding

loser after another.

A black caller was dis-
missed with the subtle put-
down, “Too spooky—sounds
like a stalker.” Although the
comment was carefully word-
ed to avoid charges of dis-
crimination, Cocoa’s message
came through the airwaves
loud and clear: The bitch
loves Caucasian cock. I decid-
ed to give her all 11 inches of
my qualifications. My hand
shook as I dropped 35 cents
into a pay phone and dialed
Cocoa’s number.

“Soul Explosion,” she
breathed into the receiver. |
felt a twitch that can only be
described as an eargasm.

I blurted, “I’m a 29-year-
old white boy who is hung
like a fucking horse.” There
was silence from the other
end; then bells, buzzers and
whistles. Cocoa had a win-
ner—and I had a chance to
lay eyes on my Negro dream
girl in the dark, stanky flesh.
One week later, when I
arrived at the partially com-
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speakers of my car stereo; “Drop them
drawers.” I fumbled to obey, displaying
the long dong that won me a chance to sip
Cocoa. She broke into a big, blindingly
white smile, displaying so many perfect
teeth I was almost afraid to imagine my
dick in her mouth. Almost.

Perhaps I was distracted from my ner-
vousness by the twin, brown globes
before me. Amazing—Cocoa had popped
out of her clothes in such a flash, my
brain didn’t register the fact until she was
squatting nude before me! The horny
mammy couldn't wait another second to
suck my johnson. | grabbed the back of
her nappy head and watched a foot of
limp meat sink beneath her lips. Cocoa
gagged, spit out my length and hocked
gooey gobs of saliva onto the shaft.
Immediately, she quaffed the entire
length, and I thrilled to smack her tonsils
with the head.

“Gerrrb guh-gahhh,” she gurgled
incoherently. Although nothing in the
world made me as happy as the sound of
Cocoa’s voice, at that particular moment,
I cared less what she had to say. I wanted
to reward her magical vocal cords for all
the pleasure they provided by reciprocat-
ing with a coat of chum. Ejaculating so
fast didn’t bother me; one look at Cocoa’s
enormous butt cheeks, and | would be
hard again in a matter of seconds.
However, Cocoa had different plans.
While I used her partial dreadlocks for
face-fucking handlebars, she sharply
slapped my legs. I thought she was sim-
ply into rough stuff—until the bronze
beauty knocked me flat on my ass. Her
shoulders looked broad and imposing as
she stood above me, gagging.

She wheezed, “Goddamn, white boy,”
and rasped to catch her breath. Finally,
Cocoa clutched her chest—something I
couldn’t wait to do—and choked: “I was
trying to tell you it’s too big! Shit. I
thought pricks that huge didn't grow
much bigger when they hard.” I grabbed
one of Cocoa’s powerful, ebony legs and
pulled her off balance. The big bitch fell
next to me with a distinctive splat—her
brown-sugar snatch was soaking wet.

“Maybe black dick comes in one size,”
I grunted while mounting her mighty
form. The tip of my pride lanced her
meaty, oversize labes. “But this vanilla
stick just keeps going...and going...
and...” Cocoa writhed beneath me, des-
perate for the best position to accept my
extra-wide delivery. After a few sexy
moments of wriggling, she gave up, threw
\_ her head back and screamed.

I pushed my first six inches inside that
scorching, muddy pit. Cocoa was wet
enough to take more, but so tight the walls
of her womb seemed to rip. Undaunted, I
pushed further; I'm sure if she suffered
any real internal injury, the mean ho
would hardly hesitate to let me know.

“Fuck my mother,” burst Cocoa,
moaning ecstatically even as tears
streamed down her face of coal. “Work
the clit, bitch! Work it!” There’s one thing
I’ve learned about black women: They
are the bossiest bedmates, no matter how
domineering or sadistic you behave. A
22-year-old model from Jamaic:
blew me at a club the other night
explained that black men are usually so
brief and insensitive, their women jump
at the chance for a fuck buddy to push
around. That's another story, of course;
my balls were slapping against Cocoa’s
butthole, and all I could think about was
the triumph of making her body convulse
with climax.

I flipped Cocoa onto all fours. Doing
SO was not easy, but well worth the effort.
She quivered before me, plunging two
fingers in and out of her throbbing,
upside-down clam. I grabbed her by the
wrist and sucked on her buttery digits,
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majestically. | wrapped a hand around her
neck to pull her mouth closer. Mission
accomplished—my fingers explored her
tongue, eventually employing the warm
spit to stimulate her pronounced clitty,
ah,” she gasped, “Fuck the slit and
jack the clit. Jack it like a tiny dick, bitch!”
I should have known that a trained radio
professional such as Cocoa would provide
the most creative dirty talk of my life. My
left hand continued to close around the
bucking Negress’s neck, holding her in
place for my punishing penile blows. I
wished I had an extra hand so I could
choke her, diddle her love button and slap
her fat t the same time. (I mean “fat”
in the African-American slang sense of the
word, if Cocoa is reading this.)

The tingle of my groin warned me that
a debilitating sac-drain was imminent. I
didn’t want to leave Cocoa unsatisfied,
but I couldn't wait any longer.

“My white cock is coming in your
black pussy,” I roared. A hot gush filled
her already drenched sugar walls with my
jizz. | grabbed two mittfuls of ass and
bore down on the punani, jerking in tor-
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had no problem pulling her can away
from me. “You ain’t coming in this pussy
until I get mine—owww!” Cocoa should
have known my gun was going off half-
cocked. A thick rope of spunk flew up and
hit her in the eye. Sadly, she was wearing
a blue contact lens, causing too much dis-
comfort to continue our interracial adven-
ture. I left with my tail between my legs
and narrowly dodged the lamp Cocoa
threw at my head.

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Cando, North Dakota

WHORNADO

I think everybody in Oklahoma remem-
bers where they were when the terrible
storms first hit. Personally, | was sitting
on my couch with my pants around my
ankles and my middle finger up my ass—
not exactly the way you want to be found
by paramedics. Don’t judge; if you were
watching the porn tape I was glued to on
that fateful day, you would have gone for
the spit-palm and pointer technique too.

I mean, the blond bitch on this tape
was hot! I can’t remember her name.
Some whore with giant, natural breasts, a
perfect rump and a fucking evil snarl on
her face. The title of the splooge epic in
question was Girls Who Blow Cum-
Bubbles Out the Anus Volume 12. Boy,
did my slutty little honey live up to the
video's vile concept. After one particular-
ly brutal ass-fucking by a frighteningly
endowed retard, she spread her red, raw,
dripping cheeks with both hands and fart-
ed a sticky hot-air balloon bigger than her
head. I’ve never seen anything like that
amazing rectal display—and I’ve seen a
whole lot of porn. In fact, I probably
owned the greatest porn archive next to
Larry Flynt’s private stock.

I use the past tense, however, because
the forces of nature robbed me of my
spunk-encrusted pride and joy. I heard the
winds start up, but I ignored them and
reached for the generic-brand petroleum
jelly. When I realized the rafters of my
house were shaking, I turned up the tele-
vision’s volume so I could better hear
every greasy queef. When the roof literal-
ly flew away, I whacked faster; in my
mind, I ought to be able to peel off one
good pop before fleeing for the basement.
Then I realized the folly of my ways. I
watched my entire smut trove take flight.

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and TABOO flapped into the sky like
brightly colored birds. “Noooo!” My
videotapes were next to go. The box of
bondage titles sitting on top was gone
with the wind. I watched in frozen horror,
realizing the anal section was next. | could
not allow God to take back my precious
butt tapes. Somehow, my feet found the
power to move, fighting against incredible
wind pressure. The struggle was a moot
point; I was immediately thrown against a
wall and blacked out.

I awoke to discover my home was
utterly destroyed. My pet cat was impaled
by a car antenna. I didn’t care. I only cared
about my porn—which was nowhere in
sight. Like a man possessed, I ran through
the apocalyptic streets of my suburban
neighborhood, sobbing uncontrollably.
Then I saw a rather foxy, trashy-looking
survivor chick on the corner and com-
posed myself. Her bodacious body was
quite visible through her torn clothes. In
fact, a single, heavy udder flopped loose as
she approached me. The chick was pretty,
despite the fact that her makeup was tear-
stained and her head was bleeding.

“Hey,” I said as coolly as possible,
hoping she hadn't caught my previous
sterical, girlish crying. “How’s
The sultry brunette looked at

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Suddenly, her fists landed on my chest, pounding me repeatedly as she screamed incoherently.

Suddenly, her fists landed on my chest,
pounding me repeatedly as she screamed
incoherently. I managed to grab her
wrists, which allowed me an even better
view of that exposed boob.

She screeched, “How’s it going? My
fucking house was leveled, you asshole! I
nearly died—and I have nothing to live
for! The only shit that wasn’t destroyed
are these fucking disgusting porn tapes
that landed on my lawn.” Could it be? My
attention had been so focused on memo-
rizing her bare, pink spout for masturba-
tion fodder that I hadn’t noticed my entire
collection surrounding us. Again, I burst
into tears—but this time, a joyful cry of
release. Maybe I looked kind of gay run-
ning around the yard and picking up tapes
while blubbering. I didn’t care. I was
about to recover my beloved Girls Who
Blow Cum-Bubbles installment when the
devastated, big-chested hottie yanked the
tape away from me,

“This vile garbage is yours?” she
asked incredulously. A wicked laugh
erupted from her curled lips, which
reminded me of my favorite screen slut’s
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from their.,..” She was utterly absorbed
in the box cover, examining each picture
like a work of fine art. Of course, that’s
my critical assessment of the Cum-
Bubbles series too; perhaps I could make
a convert of the sexpot with the nasty
head wound.

I demanded, “What's your name?” She
looked at me for a puzzled moment.

“I can’t remember.” Again, she exam-
ined the box. “I think it’s Vixxen.”

“Okay, Vixxen,” I said, leading her
behind the wreckage of a former toolshed.
“Take your clothes off. 1 want to make
sure you didn’t suffer any major injuries.”
To my delight, she ripped off the remains
of her shirt and bra, setting both creamy
jugs free. They wobbled before my daz-
zled eyes, the aroused nipples jutting for-
ward like pokers.

She slipped out of her jeans and
explained, “I may be delirious enough to
fuck you, but I haven't lost so much blood
that I’m stupid. Now whip out your cock
and make me blow butt bubbles—that is,
if you still remember how to do it with
another person, jackoff. If you're good, I
might let you have your tape back.” I
liked those odds. If she wanted to be treat-
ed like a porn skank, I was just the guy to
deliver the goods. I frantically reached for
my six-inch cock, which was already
rock-hard.

“Think you can handle all of this man-
hood, bitch?” I growled. My right hand
forced Vixxen’s head toward my open
zipper.

She snickered. “Uhhh...yeah. I think I
can handle six inches. I’ve certainly had
bigger.” To prove the point, she adminis-
tered a deep-throat humjob with suction
greater than any natural disaster. | was
stunned by the head-bobbing suckoff.
Vixxen was absolutely starved for dick.
The initial esophagus dip was followed
by licks and butterfly kisses from my
pisshole to my sweaty sac. Since a true
porn stud never shows too much enjoy-
ment, I pushed her away and laid her
toned, freckled body upon the grass.

“Lift up your feet,” I ordered. Vixxen
obliged, allowing me access to her shy,
snug brownhole. I jammed four fingers
into her damp cunt and sawed my hand
until her juices flowed freely. The vaginal
slime served as a fitting butt lube when
those same four fingers were crammed up
Vixxen’s turd factory.

She screamed at the near-fisting. Hey,
Vixxen’s the one who asked me for porn
treatment. After thoroughly reaming her
asshole, I withdrew my hand with a slur-
py sound. Promptly, I popped the fingers
back in her cunny...and back in her ass.

Back and forth, like hitting a fleshy, ooz-
ing punching bag. At one point, I sensed a
familiar clench between Vixxen’s thighs
and realized she was coming. My fingers
allowed for an extra tickle or two. When
the spasming passed, | stood and took
Vixxen’s ankles along with me.

The dripping harlot begged, “What are
you doing? I can’t stand on my head; all the
blood will rush oww...oww...ohhhhh....”
Her protestations were silenced by the
entrance of my rigid schween into her
bunghole. I stood above her and drilled
downward into the ripe ass, drilling for
sphincters and coming up brown. Hopping
up and down caused her twat to open and
close like an angry, meaty hand puppet.

Once Vixxen found her balance, I
could let go of her shapely feet and spread
her gash open with two fingers. I spit into
the gaping, pink maw and dipped a few
knuckles inside, thrilling to the tremors of
my anal explorations. Vixxen’s sex
sounds became positively animal; she
emitted a long, low moan, like a wood-
land creature caught in a trap. I pulled out
and manually stretched her rectum open
almost as wide as her quim.

“Jam your fingers back in my pussy,”
she pleaded. “I’m going to come
again...uhh-ahh-hurrrgh!” 1 watched in
amazement as her ripped shit rings

snapped shut in climax. They were forced
tight back open by the intrusion of my
member; I jabbed my deep-buried fingers
at her G spot, Her quaking climax trig-
gered my scum valve.

“Coming,” I barked. “Shooting into
your ass....” | pulled out in midspew and
splattered splooge onto Vixxen’s contort-
ed face. Promptly, I fell to my knees and
slid the squirting tool past her lips and
gums. She swallowed the rest of my load
with wild-eyed glee.

At least, I thought the reaction was
glee. She passed out immediately after-
ward; so that look could have been some
involuntary response. No matter; ambu-
lances were already lining the storm-
ravaged street, and I was considered a
hero for pulling her naked body from the
wreckage. And guess what? While the
attendants were lifting the comatose
Vixxen onto a stretcher, I saw a teeny, tiny
sperm bubble blow out of her ass, and she
gave me a sly wink from where her face
poked out from under the blanket. I like to
think that means her wish came true.

—L. M.
Bridge Creek, Oklahoma

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Janet's plastic leg lies on the living-
room floor, with a frilly, white sock
and a black-patent-leather shoe still
on the fake foot. Marcus, her hus-
band, massages the red marks left on
Janet's hips by the prosthetic’s elastic
bands, Marcus hates to rush the pre-
liminaries, but, with Janet's leg
removed, his animal instincts have a
way of taking over.

“I want to touch your stump,” he
tells his wife.

“I know what you want,” she says.
Janet's red, full lips and button nose
crinkle in a demure smile. She swings
the stub of her left leg into her hus-
band’s crotch.

Marcus's hands trace lazy circles
on Janet’s thigh, a few inches above
where her knee used to be. His other
hand finds her snatch. Marcus works
Janet's slit with his fingers, but he is
distracted by her stump, tapered and
smooth like the long end of an egg.
Soon, both hands are caressing her
half-leg.

“You need me to carry you, don't
you?” Marcus asks, He effortlessly
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carries her into the bedroom.

“I want you,” he says.

From here, Janet knows the drill.
Though monotonous, sex with Marcus
makes her feel wanted and beautiful.
She opens her mouth wide; Marcus
slides his dick across her tongue. After
a slow, smooth blowjob, Marcus
mounts Janet missionary-style and
works her cooze to a rousing orgasm.
He refrains from coming within her;
instead, he pulls out and drops a load
of nut juice on her stump.

* * *

There are two kinds of leg men. The
one most people are familiar with will
follow a long-legged woman for
blocks, fixated on her smooth, sculpted
gams. The other fantasizes about hav-
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with crutch users and with those who
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tight T-shirt with her leg folded under her
stump, both hands provocatively posed on
her stubby thigh meat. A Latina stands with
the help of wooden crutches; her dark
stump peeks from under a yellow sundress,

Why would anybody find a person with
an amputated limb—or, more specifical-
ly, the amputated limb itself—attractive?

For Julian, an admirer in his 20s whose
girlfriend is a below-the-elbow amputee,
less is more. “When she takes the pros-
thesis off, it’s a turn-on. It’s like she’s
more naked, more vulnerable than just
having her clothes off.”

“Touching the stump is so sexy,” says
James, a computer programmer in his
30s. “It’s the thrill of doing something
forbidden. But it’s also about trust, like
touching other body parts, but more
extreme. It’s a shared secret.”

While some men fetishize prosthetics,
going bonkers for molded-plastic toenails
and the hollow ring of fake limbs, most
devotees see prosthetics the way a tit man
sees bras: They are a necessary evil.

“Men are attracted to amputees because
of the physical differences,” says Jama
Bennett, a 48-year-old, single, above-the-
knee amputee woman who runs Amputee
Support Coalition of the World, or
ASCOT-World. “Some are attracted to
the asymmetry, the look of a person miss-
ing a leg or arm; some are attracted to the
crutch-walking; some are attracted to the
stump itself. But they are also attracted to
the people we are because of being
amputees. The way we overcome, the
way we cope, the way we have adapted.”

In the cant of amelotatists, every imagin-
able physical trauma that results in the loss
of a limb is identified by an abbreviation. A
right-hip disarticulation (amputation at the
hip) is known as RHD; a double amputa-
tion below the elbow is known as DBE;
single above the knee is SAK. Some men
are attracted only to leg amputees; others
only fancy arm amputees. Some are specif-
ically right-leg or left-leg enthusiasts.
Double-below-the-knee amputees are in
particular demand among devotees.

Perhaps because the handicapped are
viewed as helpless and dependent, like
overgrown children, devotees often feel
guilt and shame, associating their attrac-
tion with exploitation.

“It's sad they feel such shame,” says
Caroline, an ash-blonde who lost both
arms to an electrical accident. “I was
delighted to find that there are men out
there who dig this stuff.”

Shirly D., a below-the-knee amputee,
bristles at being objectified. “I want to be
\_wanted because of who I am, not because

of what limb I’m missing,” she says. “I
personally don’t see anything sexy about
my stump.”

The how and why of this attraction is
not known. Sigmund Freud treated a
patient with amelotasis and speculated
that the fetish was related to a fascination
with symbolic castration.

Theories put forward by modern sexolo-
gists suggest that amelotasis starts with an
early childhood experience, such as seeing
a handicapped woman and finding her
strangeness fascinating. This early fascina-
tion may have “imprinted” the fetishistic
psyche and become an unforgettable expe-
rience, Often combined with a feeling of
repressed guilt over the fascination, the
obsession may, with time, turn into a strong
sexual attraction. In this sense, Julian is a
textbook case.

“When I was about eight, my parents
took me to a Dodgers’ game, and I saw an
amputee woman in a wheelchair,” he says.
“T couldn't stop staring. My parents were
really embarrassed. My dad gave me a big
lecture on how some people are different.
Later, when I was an adolescent, | found
out that, for me, fantasizing about
amputees was very sexually arousing.”

“Lots of these guys have a white-knight
complex, and they’re turned on by think-

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it’s also about trust, like touching other body parts, but more extreme. It's a shared secret.”

ing we're vulnerable,” says Lisa, who lost
her right leg in a car accident. “What they
don’t realize is that handicapped people,
precisely because of our handicap, are
often stronger and more independent than
those who have had less traumatic lives.”

Some admirers end up marrying
amputees or working in professions, such
as physical therapy, that keep them in
close contact with amputees, but many
are ashamed of their sexualized interest
and keep it closeted, satisfying their
desire with photographs and fantasies.
For the shame-based devotees, the fact
that they take pleasure in something that
caused a woman so much pain and trau-
ma results in overwhelming guilt.

“My wife found a picture of a DBK
[double below-the-knee amputee] model I
had downloaded off the Net,” says Steven
J., a closeted admirer, “Did I tell her the
truth? Not on your life. To her, it would be
like cheating, but even worse—sicker. It

would be the end of the marriage

Will today’s taboo become tomorrow's
fashion? Will Stumpman replace Ron
Jeremy as America’s favorite porn star?
Probably not. But as long as there are birth
defects, blood clots, car accidents and
machine tools to leave people limbless,
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the ass man or the leg man either—guys have legs and asses, but only a woman has tits.”

A long line of fans stretches outside the
Spearmint Rhino, a nondescript strip club
in Los Angeles’s San Fernando Valley.
The smut-hungry men wait patiently,
even after the hefty bouncer manning the
red-velvet rope stops checking IDs.

“We're waiting on the head count,” says
Mark Jones, a suspiciously young-look-
ing strip-club enthusiast standing toward
the end of the queue with a shiny-faced
crew. “It doesn’t look good for the first
show; we may have to come back for the
second show at 11:30.”

Jones and his friends drove from
Riverside, a desert city an hour east of
Los Angeles, and they are.eager to throw
down the $20 cover. Such devotion is a
standard reaction to tonight’s headliners,
Keisha and Kim Chambers, both queens
of the extra-large-chest-pillow scene.
Mark, along with every sweaty hard-on in
line, is a devoted big-tit man.

“Tits are what makes a woman a
woman,” says Bernie, a security guard
who works nights, but rearranged his
schedule to see Keisha and Chambers in
the flesh. “I can’t understand what a man
would see in a chick with small tits. I
don’t understand the ass man or the leg
man either—guys have legs and asses,
but only a woman has tits. The more tits

\ she’s got, the more of a woman she is.”

“I’ve been following Kim Chambers’s
career since she started making movies,”
says Farhad, who made the two-hour
drive from his home in Santa Barbara to
watch Chambers’s boobies jiggle. “If I
don’t get in, I'll come back tomorrow. If I
stay for the second show, it'll be hard to
convince my wife that I was just working
all that time.”

A half hour later, the line has shrunk
considerably. Jones and his peach-fuzz
friends are within ten feet of the velvet
rope and the imposing bouncer working
the door.

Inside, the Spearmint Rhino is super-
charged with testosterone. A disco ball
casts glints of light about the room, which
is packed to capacity. Men watch the
Stage and sip beers.

Kim Chambers leans lazily against a
brass bar under a battery of hot lights. She
has stripped to a glittering, red-white-
and-blue thong; her sequined top strains
to rein in her mammoth milk melons.
This crowd is raucous, hooting and cheer-
ing after each bawdy gesture from the
icon onstage. Chambers sinks to the floor,
spins on her ass, then slithers back up the
rail, her impossibly large, zero-G breasts
on either side of the bar. The room stiff-
ens palpably as Chambers reaches behind
her shoulder blades. A savvy showgirl,

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Chambers prolongs the tease, grinding
her hips and smiling naughtily. Finally,
she unhooks her bra and peels the cups
from her chest mounds. Her 44JJ boobs
loll loose, igniting a roar of approval.
One-, five- and some ten-dollar bills rain
upon the stage.

“I don’t know what it is about big
boobs—lI just love ‘em,” says Marco, a
patron with an excellent seat at the foot of
the stage. He is treated to a faceful of
mammary flesh in return for his generous
tip. “I don’t care if they're real or not.”

* + *

Pinup queens Jayne Mansfield and
Jane Russell set the standard for tit wor-
ship in the 1950s, but, thanks to the inge-
nuity of surgeons, big tits have never
been bigger. Perhaps due to the ascen-
dance of big-knockered knockouts such
as Pamela Anderson Lee, this is true now
more than ever. The American Society
for Plastic and Reconstructive Surgery
has recorded a 275% increase in the
number of breast-enhancement surgeries
in the last five years.

Women who work the exotic dance cir-

easiest to see and, therefore, bring in the
most cash. While this reasoning is unsat-
isfactory—strip clubs are specifically
designed to afford a clear view of the
stage to every seat in the house, and the
most any pair of eyes could be expected
to stretch is 20 or 30 feet—it is indeed
true that big breasts tend to milk the most
dollars out of strip-club aficionados, even
when the dancing is listless and unin-
spired. “Large breasts have always been
part of my selling point,” says Keisha. “I
was blessed to have real ones.”

For those strippers less fortunate than
Keisha, medical science has progressed
by leaps and bounds in endowing women
with what Mother Nature only doles out
capriciously.

Minka, the Korean-born porn star and
stripper, moved to America six years ago
to be a tennis instructor. When a job in
Hawaii fell through, she turned to work in
girlie magazines and then dancing. A rel-
atively modest investment in a boob job
has returned costs faster than a Boris
Becker serve.

“I make four to five times more money,”
says Minka, who has undergone a string
of enhancement surgeries. Each of her
current 47JJ bazongas holds 3,300 cc.
(The largest breast implants on the market
only hold 1,000 ce; for larger jobs, doctors
simply increase the fluid in the boob bags.

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Blond anglers Jagg and Jade are bummed. Their week
end fishing excursion is turning sour. The sea refuses
to yield a single catch

Two days and not one nibble,” Jagg pouts, bask
ing her golden-brown glutes in the midday sun

Jade consoles her partner, gently gnawing on

Jagg’s stiffening nipples.

Jagg sighs, strumming the pink pearl nestled in her 7

glistening clam. The failed anglers dive into each
other’s nether folds nose-first, each exploring her
shipmate’s salty depths with a roving tongue.
“Are we using the wrong bait 22 moans, glanc-
ing at the idle pole that dangles from the boat's stern.
“No way,” Jade asserts, licking Jagg’s juices from
her lips. “I’m totally hooked.”

Boobs Sofia Staks is happy with her plus-

(continued from page 60)
size tits, but boobs as big as hers elicit frowns of

disapproval from some cosmetic surgeons. One doctor approached her at a strip club, spitting mad.

“The size is bigger than your head,”
Minka says.

The first breast-implant surgery was
performed in 1895, when a lipoma, a
benign, fatty tumor, was removed from a
woman’s thigh and inserted into her
breast. Before World War II, sea sponges
were experimented with; after the war,
prostitutes in Japan, wanting to appeal to
American Gls, had silicone injected into
their breasts. Fifty years later, breast aug-
mentation is a $450-million-a-year busi-
ness. Demand for the procedure is so
great that companies have sprung up that
specialize specifically in financing plastic
surgery for those who would otherwise
not be able to afford it.
wanted larger breasts from
ys Dr. William H. Canada, a
surgeon based in Las Vegas
whose practice predominantly special-
izes in boob jobs. “Right after God took
a rib from Adam and made Eve, one of
the first thin, G aan was, ‘Can you
make my) bi

men aia their mas-
e of their penis.”
Lisa Lipps,
bodacious porn star and dancer with seven-
pound 44DDD jugs. “Guys always ask,
‘Are those real?’ I’m actually bigger than

44DDD, but | wear a tight bra for more
cleavage.”

Lisa’s tits are not, in fact, real, but their
income potential is as real as cold, hard
cash. “I make 100% more money,” she
says. “The first week after my surgery, I
got 12 layouts.”

Ericka Lockette is tiny, barely five feet
tall and a size two. “My first boob job
was done ye: ZO; my mom and I had it
done together,” says the big-titted dancer
and porn star. “I’ve only got 800 cc—
that’s the most I could handle carrying
around. When I was at the Detroit
Playhouse, the talent manager told me,
“You've got to get bigger boobs if you
expect to make the money the other girls
do; guys like big boobs.” So I did, and I
doubled my money.”

In spite of compelling evidence to the
contrary, Lockette isn’t necessarily con-
vinced that her surgical procedure was
responsible for the dramatic increase in
her income.

“To be honest, I'm not sure if it was my
big boobs or my sense of self-assurance
and confidence that I projected,

Boob jobs have poured scads of cash
into the pocketbooks of dancers and porn
stars and have been a source of self-con-
fidence for millions of others. However, a
woman with large enough bazookas may

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have to kiss sleeping on her stomach
goodbye forever.

“I haven't seen my feet in years,”
Minka says of her overstuffed chest bags,
“but men love them.”

“I’ve got to sleep with a pillow between
my breasts, and I’ve got to wear a sports
bra,” says Ericka Lockette. “In the begin-
ning, the extra weight gave me horrible
back, neck and shoulder pain. It took
months of serious working out for me to
be able to carry them without it being
painful. I’m still in search of a great bra,
but the implants were worth it.”

Superlarge breast implants excite some
controversy in the plastic-surgery com-
munity. While some doctors insist that
they are merely complying with the wish-
es of their patients, others feel that the
surgeons responsible for inserting very
large implants disregard their Hippocratic
oath to “do no harm.”

After being told by her dance agent that
big-bust acts were in, Sofia Staks went out
in search of a plastic surgeon willing to
implant 2,400 ce of saline in each breast.
She contacted five doctors, all of whom
refused to perform the surgery.

Finally, Staks found Dr. Peter A, Vogt of
Minneapolis, Minnesota, who had to put
tissue expanders into this size-three girl to
accommodate all of the extra fluid.

“These men can’t be board-certified,”
says Dr. William H. Canada of doctors
who perform massive boob jobs.
“Twenty-two hundred ce in one brea:
bad medicine. It tears down the breast tis-
sue. These women are doing a lot of dam-
age to themselves.”

“There are a lot of people who do this
surgery, but really few who do it well,”
says Dr. Ronald E. Moser of
AesthetiCare, a plastic-surgery clinic in
San Juan Capistrano, California. “Any-
one who has breast implants that size will
eventually have a problem.”

Sofia Staks is happy with her plus-size
tits, but boobs as big as hers elicit frowns
of disapproval from some cosmetic sur-
geons. One doctor approached her at a
strip club, spitting mad.

“He was outraged,” Staks says. “He
wanted to know the name of the guy who
did this to me.”

Doctor Vogt maintains that his patients
are informed and know what to expect
from an implant procedure.

“With Sofia, we had a lot of discus-
sions ys Vogt. “Her [implants] were for
entertainment purposes. She was very fac-
tual that they’d only last a few years and
then she’d have to reduce her size. I think
she was quite logical in her approach.”

For her part, Staks insists that her moti-

“Nice goin’, Gristle-clit. You've blacked out the neighborhood again.”

Boobs “| had one patient who came to me complaining of irregular periods. She was convinced
that her implant had ruptured, and silicone had leaked out and then spread to her uterus.”

vation was more wholesome than simple
cash lust.

“I always wanted to have larger
breasts,” she says, now a 45-23-33 bomb-
shell. “My daddy liked big breasts. They
make me feel very sexy.”

While the vast majority of women
never have a problem with their implants,
horror stories abound. Adult-film actress
Nikki Sinn almost died trying to keep her
implants.

Two years into the business, Sinn decid-
ed to become a bigger star; she bought
bigger breasts. Nikki went to Dr. Wesley
G. Harline’s clinic in Ogden, Utah.

“A month after surgery, I was getting
headaches, then I became run-down and
had flulike symptoms,” says Sinn. “Even
though I had pain in my breast and severe
headaches, I refused to believe that it could
be my breast implants, It took a 102° fever
and being delirious to get me to the hospi-
tal. After days of not being able to get rid of
the infection, I finally gave in and let them
remove my implants.”

After four and a half months of healing,
Nikki Sinn went back to Dr. Harline and
had him put in another implant.

“Dr. Harline explained to me that my
body rejected the implant, and that’s why
I got the infection,” Nikki says. “I also
(had them made a little larger and my nose

done at the same time.”

Dr. Moser of AesthetiCare disagrees
with Nikki's explanation.

“The body only surrounds the implants
with scar tissue,” says Moser. “There’s no
such thing as rejection in the classical
medical sense.”

“My first time, I had a lot to learn about
breast jobs—I was stupid and went for
the cheapest price,” says Lisa Lipps, a
44DDD with the help of 2,000 cc of
saline solution. “My first boob job was
my worst one. They were only 600 cc, but
one was higher than the other. I was dumb
and went back to the same doctor to fix
them. This time, | woke up midsurgery,
and before I was completely awake, [the
doctor] shoved me off to a hotel because
there were ten other women waiting in his
office to be done next.

“The third implants, I took my time and
researched. This time I picked [Texas doc-
tor Gerald W.] Johnson. He looked shocked
when I told him what I wanted. My idea
was a very skinny waist and huge boobs. I
wanted to look like a cartoon character.”

Kim Chambers was a natural 36E when
she went to Dr. Harline’s clinic in Utah.
Kim got 500 cc and ended up with an
infection in her stitches, According to
Chambers, Dr. Harline cut her milk ducts
out and never told her. Her second sur-

“Let the record show that the witness took the Fifth again.”

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geon caused yet another infection.

“I had to decide if all this was worth it,”
says Chambers. “Were these breasts what
I was really about? I decided I wasn’t just
these breasts and had them removed.
They are no longer about my self-esteem,
and I’m much happier now.”

Women have attributed all sorts of unre-
lated ailments to their boob jobs, espe-
cially in the wake of the settlement of the
multibillion-dollar class-action lawsuit
against Dow Corning, one of the primary
makers of silicone-gel implants.

“I had one patient who came to me
complaining of irregular periods,” says a
Beverly Hills, California, cosmetic sur-
geon who wishes to remain anonymous.
“She was convinced that her implant had
ruptured, and silicone had leaked out and
then spread to her uterus and was affect-
ing her menstrual cycle. I reassured her
that there was no relationship whatsoever
between her irregular periods and her
implants.”

Millions of American women have had
breast implants, but most are happy to
jump from an A to a C cup. What makes
a girl aspire to a bra size toward the mid-
dle of the alphabet?

Nikki Sinn’s inspiration may have come
from her parents. Sinn’s father was a
clown, and her mother did aerial ballet
with the circ It kind of prepared me
for this business,” she says.

“Women who get larger breasts usually
have a traumatic abuse problem [stem-
ming] from childhood, or their father was
a breast man, and they are seeking
approval,” says Dr. Mace Beckson,
Clinical Assistant Professor of Psychiatry
at UCLA. “They have no sense of self-
assurance. In their need to be someone,
they’ve chosen this identity.”

Stripper Lee Carol might be diagnosed
as a plastic-surgery junkie, Carol stands
only five feet tall, but she stretches almost
two feet from her shoulder blades to the
tips of her nipples.

Once flat-chested, Carol first opted for
an enlargement procedure as a career
move. After her first breast-implant
surgery, she returned to have a ruptured
implant removed. While she was at it, she
decided to have both breasts increased in
size and tossed in some liposuction for
good measure.

“With huge breasts, I can go out on the
road and tour in the bigger-named strip
clubs,” Carol explains. “Then I can make
some real money.”

Shortly after the second procedure, she
felt a searing pain below her collarbones.
Carol had added so much weight to her

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PHOTOGRAPHY BY DENYS DEFRANCESCO

Excuse the mess,” mumbles aspiring actress Joey, rising from her tangled sheets. “It was a big night
I took my first cock in my butt—my second and third too.
I lost a bet with my drama-school classmates. I should’ve known that I couldn’t recite all of
Hamlet on eight tequila shooters. Liquid courage, I guess.”
Joey swallowed her pride—and the shit-seasoned spuzz of her fellow thespians—as she made
good on the wager several hours later. “The aftertaste was kind of nasty,” Jocy explains
least it took my mind off of my aching booty

“but at

“Live and learn, I guess. Next time, I’ll think twice before taking any sucker bets,” Joey vows,
or at least wipe the guys’ dicks off before slurping down their loads.”

—

~~

One day, Frank admitted to his friend Joe that during the
war he had been captured and learned to survive by eating
his own shit. To demonstrate, Frank reached into his
pants, shit in his hand and promptly ate it on the spot.

Joe was astonished, but the gambler in him saw Frank’s
potential. “Nobody’s going to believe you'd do that. Think
of the odds we can get! We'll be rich!”

Soon, Joe had six barflies betting a few hundred each
against Frank eating shit. They all watched in disgust as
the vet sat before a steaming pile of poop on a plate.

Frank was about to dig in, when he suddenly bolted from
the table and puked a streak across the room, right onto
the gamblers. In a rage, the men beat Frank and Joe with-
in an inch of their lives, took their winnings and left.

“We lost it all!” cried Joe. “Why in the hell didn’t you
eat the shit?”

Frank shuddered, “There was a hair in it.”

Question: What is the difference between tampons and
mobile phones?
Answer: Mobile phones are for assholes.

Warren, a young, black boy, went into the kitchen,
where his mother was baking. He put his hands in the
flour and coated his face with it. He looked at his mother
and said, “Look, Momma! I’m a white boy!”

Warren’s mother slapped him hard on the face and said,
“Boy, go show your daddy.”

The boy sulked into the living room. “Look, Daddy.
I'm a white boy,” he muttered. Warren’s daddy took off
his belt and gave the kid six good whacks across the ass,
then roared, “Boy, go show your grandmother.”

Crying, Warren crept to his grandmother’s room and
whimpered, “Look, Gramma. I’m a white boy.”

The scandalized old woman demanded his shoe, then
beat him over the head and shoulders with it. “I hope you
learned a lesson,” scolded Warren's grandmother.

Warren wept, “I sure did. | only been a white boy for
five minutes, and I already hate niggers.”

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A guy met a girl at a nightclub, and she invited him back
to her place for the night. When the guy walked into the
bedroom, he noticed all sorts of fluffy toys. There were
hundreds of them: fluffy toys on top of the wardrobe, the
bookshelf and windowsill, more on the floor and, of
course, fluffy toys all over the bed.

After he’d boned her, the guy turned to her and asked,
“So, how was I?”

She sighed, “Well, you can take anything from the
bottom shelf.”

The HUSTLER Dictionary defines safe-deposit box as: a
woman who’s had her tubes tied.

Lucy only liked virgin men, She heard a rumor that
Australia had the most virgins, and she took the next
flight there. Sure enough, the first guy she met turned out
to be a virgin, and they checked into a hotel.

While Lucy prepared herself in the bathroom, she heard
a commotion outside. When she opened the door, she saw
that the Aussie had moved all the furniture up against the
walls, leaving a wide-open floor.

“You lying sack of shit,” Lucy screamed. “I thought
you'd never fucked a woman before?”

“I never have,” the Aussie replied, “but if you're any-
thing like a kangaroo, we'll need lots of room.”

Qhestion: What do you tell a chick with two black eyes?
Answer: Nothing. She's already been told twice.

Mary stayed late at the office to fuck around. He ended
up with a hickey on his neck the size of a doorknob.

“Shit, what am I gonna tell my wife?” Marty worried.

When he arrived home, Marty heard the dog barking at
the door. An idea struck him. He opened the door, and the
affectionate dog leaped up on him. They rolled around,
play fighting for a minute.

“Ow!” Marty yelled, grabbing his neck. He ran inside
to show his wife.

“Honey,” he said, “look what the dog did to my neck.”

His wife tore open her blouse, flashed a big, purple
hickey of her own, and said, “That’s nothing. Look what
he did to my tits.”
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PHOTOGRAPHY BY RICHARD KERN

Punk rock’s answer to Gallagher, GG Allin wowed audiences by
eating his own shit, mutilating his body and allowing himself to

be bludgeoned by moshers. A roadie remembers the crash-and-

burn antics of an entertainer hell-bent on self-destruction

uthor of J Was a Murder Junkie, The Last Days of GG
nia: Recess Records, 1999). The memoir can be
ssrecords.com or by phone at 1-310-548-8666.

Allin GG walked to the center of the stage where his feces lay untouched. He knelt before the pile and
gathered some in his hands. He smeared the vile brown pudding all over his wet body.

GG Allin stood naked onstage, wiping
blood and sweat from his eyes so he could
view his latest masterpiece. The girl lay
in a motionless heap on the floor; he had
just finished head butting her into uncon-
sciousness. Her friends had warned her
not to stand too close to the stage, but she
was too drunk to listen. Now she wasn’t
even awake to enjoy the high-speed
ambulance ride to the hospital.

The blood that obscured GG's vision
was his own. Earlier, he had cut his head
up with the sharp corner of a crushed beer
can. His naked body bore a twisted road
map of self-inflicted scars. It also dis-
played a collection of homemade tattoos,
ranging from crude drawings of guns and
knives to sayings such as LIFE SUCKS,
SCUM FUCK and LIVE FAST, DIE.

GG walked to the center of the stage
where his feces lay untouched. He knelt
before the pile and gathered some in his
hands. He smeared the vile brown pud-
ding all over his wet body, into his cuts,
and threw the rest into the audience. He
licked his fingers clean. When the band
started to play the next song, GG ran into
the audience and grabbed another girl by
the hair. She twisted away, | ng him
with only a fistful of blonde. He turned
his attention back to the microphone,
which he proceeded to pummel into his

skull repeatedly, and then began to sing.
It was just another day at the office for
GG Allin.

* * .

By the time Jesus Christ “GG” Allin was
33 years old, he had gone public with his
plan to end his life onstage, on Halloween,
in an ultimate act of rock ‘n° roll absolu-
tion. However, Allin was serving a three-
year sentence at Jackson State Penitentiary
for assault and battery when October 31,
1989, rolled around. Some said that he
chickened out, while GG maintained that it
would have been ridiculous to go through
with the act. After all, it wouldn’t have
been in front of an audience.

Playing naked, brawling with fans and
using the stage as a toilet/buffet table
earned GG a lengthy arrest record; at the
same time, his scatological antics guaran-
teed him a devoted road following.

I was a roadie on the 1993 Allin
and the Murder Junkies’ Terror in
America tour. | shot video, sold mer-
chandise, took still photos and drove
when necessary. Murder Junkies
included Merle, GG’s brother, who
plays bass and sports an overgrown
Hitler mustache; Dino, who has no
qualms about masturbating for an audi-
ence while he’s not playing drums; and
Bill, the guitarist, whose standard attire

GOD...THIS GUY CAN
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is black. It was a rock ’n’ roll tour like
no other,
. * *

At the Somber Reptile in Atlanta, GG
played wearing nothing but a small, plastic
American flag tied over his crotch, which
he unsuccessfully tried to light on fire. He
had fun during this show, hitting willing
victims in the audience and pulling tufts of
hair from their heads. In an act of charity,
he gave oral sex to a lady of questionable
taste; the band played on.

After the show, a short-haired girl
named April, who was wearing nothing
but Bermuda shorts and a black bra,
approached GG and said, “You kicked me
in the ribs, man. That’s so awesome.
Thank you very much.”

GG's eyes widened as he fully noticed
the contents of April’s bra. “Hey, do you
mind if I suck your t he asked.

“No problem, dude.”

GG bent over. “Look at that shit; I gotta
get a lick on it before we go.” He pro-
ceeded to flip one of the cups inside out
and put his mouth to work.

“Do you want my bra?

“I want your bra; I want your under-
wear; I want your piss; | want everything
about you,” he said in a voice smothered
by mammary flesh.

“You can’t have my underwear; I just
bought these

“We'll buy ‘em off you—how’s that?”
GG finished his suckling and straightened
up for the bargaining.

“Okay, if you buy them.”

“How much?”

“Ten bucks.”

“Tl give you a record or two,” he
bartered.

“No, I need money. I need cigarettes.”

“We'll give you a pack of cigarettes.
Come on, let me have them. Be a sport.”

“Dude, I'll have to take off my boots.”

“All you gotta do is rip *em.”

“Take them with this,” I interrupted,
holding a razor blade in my hand.
Nobody thought it was odd that I had this
item on me. You never know when you're
gonna need one.

GG took the blade and cut the edge of the
panty that April was pulling up from her
shorts. “I just want the crotch area,” he said
as he brought the cut undies to his nose and
inhaled deeply. “Now you can have some
of my blood.” GG cut up his left cheek with
the razor. At first it didn’t bleed too well; so
he attacked the right side of his face with an
even greater fervor until blood flowed.

“It’s bleeding enough, all right?” April
said with a worried look. GG stopped the
self-mutilation.

(continued on page 98)

__ PHOTOGRAPHY BY MATTI KLATT

Some girls don’t discover the erotic allure of a fine automobile until th
in their teens; Tiffany figures she was born with the knowledge.

“I was conceived the backseat of my father’s Barracuda,” the fast-
paced brunette reveals. “No wonder a cherry ride takes my slit from zero
to soaked in seconds flat.”

Tiffany peels off her panties and details her history of auto eroticism.

“Billy, my first boyfriend, ripped my hymen in his tricked-out Mustang.
fier that, I was unstoppable; very few nights went by when I didn’t end
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Allin GG grabbed April’s arm and began to slash at it with the blade.

(continued from page 88)
“It really hurts, man,” she protested.

He pinched a chunk of flesh and attacked it. When the crimson finally flowed, GG took a healthy slug.

“Now lick it off my face,” he said. April
gladly slopped up the blood. “Now you
gotta do the same, and I'll lick yours. Just
slash your face,”

April eyed him nervously. “No, man,
I’m not slashing my face, dude; I’ve got a
pretty face.” April wasn’t lying.

“So do I.”

GG grabbed April’s arm and began to
slash at it with the blade. “It really hurts,
man,” she protested. He pinched a chunk
of flesh and attacked it. When the crim-
son finally flowed, GG took a healthy
slug. We left April with half a pack of cig-
arettes and put Atlanta behind us.

* * *

At a show at the Hong Kong Cafe, a
Chinese restaurant in Laguna Beach,
California, GG and Merle went to the
Stage to see what kind of equipment they
would be borrowing for the night. The
first band’s equipment was nothing more
than a few public-address speakers.

“This is fuckin’ bullshit!” GG yelled,
He grabbed one of the PA columns and
threw it to the floor.

“Oh, well,” GG said, “I guess we'll
have to borrow from someone else.”

That someone else was Duchess
DeSade, who has been described as the
female GG Allin. Her act includes whips,
domination and, occasionally, urine.

“Our game plan today be to sack the quarterback early

Merle and Bill approached her to discuss
the business of borrowing equipment.

“Well, I know that my band is really
concerned about getting feces on their
equipment,” the Duchess said.

“Everything goes forward, not back,”
Bill assured her.

“Well, let me ask them. Ill be right
back.” With that, the Duchess turned
around and walked away. All eyes were
fixed on her firm rump.

The Duchess soon came back with her
bassist, a big woman, behind her; this
woman was tall and round and not the
kind of person you'd want to meet late at
night in an alley behind a lesbian bar.

“Well, | talked about it with the band,
and they'll rent you their amps for $250
apiece,” the Duchess said.

Bill laughed in her face. Merle exploded.
“Fuck you! We can buy a fuckin’ amp for
that price, you dumb bitch,” Merle said.
“You let us borrow your amps, or you can
leave, because everybody that’s coming
here is coming to see us. We're doing you
a favor by letting you play with us.”

GG had had enough. He walked up to
the Duchess.

“Get the fuck out of here,” he said, and
backhanded her across the face, knocking
her to the floor.

“You just hit me?” she asked in aston-

and squeeze his testicles very, very hard...”

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ishment. “You hit me?”

The behemoth bass player then stepped
in front of the Duchess.

“Get the fuck out; I'll do whatever the
fuck I want to do,” GG said. “Get the fuck
out of here, bitch!” With that, he punched
the bass player square in the mouth. The
mountain with legs staggered backward.
‘ou bastard!” the Duchess yelled.

“T'll do what I want to fuckin’ do, bitch,
“cause I’m GG Allin.”

“TIL kill you!” the Duchess screamed as
the large one dragged her out of the room,

“Fuck you!”

“Motherfucker!”

“Oh, sorry I can’t use your amp at $250.”

“TIL kill you!”

“Fuck you, bitch.”

As calm settled over the room, some
kids volunteered their equipment. They
said they could get it from their house and
be back within 45 minutes, None of this
mattered, The club owners canceled the
show, and security politely told us to pack
up and leave—or they'd “help” us.

Under the Rail in Seattle was a large
club with a capacity of about 700 people.
It had a fully professional lighting system
and built-in smoke machines, The stage
was high off the ground, with a barrier in
front of it to keep the audience away from
the performer, GG wasn’t thrilled when
he first saw the barrier, but he also recog-
nized it as a challenge.

During the opening sets, Bill struck up
a friendship with a pretty blonde named
Ingrid. | had never seen a woman with
such incredibly green teeth before. Amid
protests from the band, Bill decided to
take a stroll with Ingrid, even though the
band was due onstage in 15 minutes. He
didn’t return in time, forcing the band to
take the stage sans a guitar player.

The first ten minutes of the show were a
GG Allin high mass, He started with
communion.

“Accept the body of GG Allin,” he
preached as he squeezed a smidgen of shit
out of his ass. He knelt before the holy
feces, gathered it in his fingers and sampled
its taste. Then he offered it to the audience
with an overhand arc and spat out the rest.
From a bag, he produced a Gideon Bible,
which he tore into pieces. The next offering
was a local music paper that failed to men-
tion the show and a plastic American flag.
With a jigger of lighter fluid, these items
were transformed into a blazing pyre. The
air filled with smoke and burning particles
of paper and plastic. GG squeezed more
communion out of his anointed orifice.

Bill eventually showed up; the music

(continued on page 106)

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All WD We ended up in a dark field somewhere. Michelle unleashed a torrent of urine. GG drank

heartily as he lifted his head into the spray and jerked off.

could commence. The stage barrier
proved only a minor inconvenience to
GG. He hopped it, ran through the audi-
ence and wrestled a man to the ground. In
an instant, he was dog piled by a pack of
malcontents. What happened next I've
only seen in cartoons. In the middle of the
chaos, GG calmly crawled out of the tan-
gle of arms and legs and hopped right
back onstage, unscathed. To this day, I’ve
never seen anything like it. Actually, there
are many things I haven't seen quite like
the things I saw on tour with GG Allin.
* + *

When we got to the club in Houston, we
found there was a problem; They had
erroneously booked us for the following
day. The club offered us $200 to walk, but
the band figured that since they were
there, they might as well play. They saw
it as a rehearsal gig.

The club helped us put on a five-hour
word-of-mouth campaign, which included
a short but foul-mouthed radio interview at
Rice University. The efforts paid off: One
hundred and one paying customers showed
up, including one policeman’s daughter.

Michelle didn’t have enough money to
get into the show, but was willing to do
anything to see it, She talked it over with
GG, and a contract was drawn up stating
that she would “piss in GG Allin’s mouth

and surrender my underwear in exchange
for free entry to the greatest rock ‘n’ roll
show in Houston tonight.” With that signed
and co-signed, the show could begin.

Since it was a glorified rehearsal, the
mood of the show was relaxed. GG hit a
few people here and there, but, for the
most part, his attitude was playful. His
mind was elsewhere—stuck on the fulfill-
ment of Michelle’s contract.

By the time we were ready to leave the
club, Michelle had yet to produce any
urine. She told us that she could not do it
tight there; so we followed her car to a
secluded gas station. Behind the garage,
GG lay down with Michelle standing over
him. She pushed and strained for five min-
utes, but couldn’t produce more than a
trickle down her leg. GG was patient with
her, and we decided that maybe another
location would help. Our next stop was a
dark side street. Michelle was still quite
nervous and straining her urethra. There
were too many people walking around,
and she was beginning to feel self-con-
scious, Michelle only squirted out a little
bit, but at least she cleared her legs.

We ended up in a dark field some-
where. After sucking on ice cubes and
thinking of waterfalls and leaky faucets,
Michelle unleashed a torrent of urine.
GG drank heartily as he lifted his head

~ AMERICAN ASSOCIATION”

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into the spray and jerked off. Mazel tov.

The Cow Palace was an old, abandoned
warehouse located 100 yards down a grav-
el road off a four-lane highway in Joplin,
Missouri. The three opening bands played
exceptionally bad and painfully long sets.
GG locked himself in a back room and
shook with the madness of waiting.

The Murder Junkies were supposed to go
on at 10:30, which came and passed. The
band that was playing right before them
had to be one of the worst acts I've seen.
They had a drummer, a lead singer/yeller, a
guy banging on a rusty, 55-gallon drum and
an asshole playing one single note over and
over again on a banged-up trumpet. While
this band pounded away, Merle collected
$400 from Kelly, the promoter. Right after
Merle got paid, Kelly left the club to run an
errand; GG decided to take matters into his
own hands.

I have never seen a tackle so great as I
did that night—not even in an NFL Films
highlight reel. GG ran right into the lead
singer and knocked him through the drum
set, which broke in half. He then jumped
off the stage and began to yell over the
growing feedback. “Fuck you, you fucks!
Get the fuck outta here! You’re done
now! I’m tired of fuckin’ hearing them,
man; they fuckin’ suck! Get the fuck
out.... We're ready to fuckin’ play; we're
not gonna sit in this motherfuckin’ room
all fuckin’ night waiting for lame-ass
fuckin’ bands!” With that, GG retreated to
his little room again.

GG simmered down as the people in the
club reconstructed the mess on the stage.
Dino prepared for the show by dressing
down into a brand-new pair of women’s
panties. I joined GG. “I’m ready to go;
I’m ready to go; I’m ready to fuckin’ go,”
he said.

“Did we get paid?” I asked.

“Yeah, 400,” GG said. “We can get out
of here whenever we fuckin’ want to. I’m
not gonna be treated like a fuckin’ piece
of shit. Fuck that. Son of a bitch, that
band was so fuckin’ boring.”

Merle opened the door with a few
knocks. “G, we're outta here. Let’s go.”

“Good. I have no problem,”

As we left the club, we saw the head-
lights of a pickup truck speeding toward
us from the parking lot. A kindly fan
opened the passenger-side door.

GG entered the truck, and Bill pushed
in after him. “Just drive,” Bill ordered.
“I'll be back with the van.” Bill shut the
door and they sped off.

I looked back at the club and saw about
60 people running toward Merle and me.

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you're dealing with a surgeon who's deal-

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My hands trembled.

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