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ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE: 

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With artificial intelligence progressing at a blistering pace, many 
researchers are warning of a monster that will render millions 
obsolete. Others, like Bill Gates, think the risks are manageable, 
while a recent U.N. conference emphasized the positives. Travis 
Kelly explores the good and the bad in this in-depth expose. 


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Larry Flynt 


H^ an idea: The next time the GOP paralyzes gov- 
| Rernment and the country, their representatives do not 
get paid. When Republican House representatives take 
three whole weeks to elect a speaker, they should forfeit 
three weeks of the $174,000-plus annual salary Ameri- 
cans, their bosses, pay them. This past October alone, 
that would have saved taxpayers millions. 

And at the end of three weeks of floundering, what 
did the GOP have to show for it? Mike Johnson from 
Louisiana was finally selected—with Donald Trump's 
stamp of approval of course. This is clearly not your fa- 
thers Republican Party, where politicians were fiscal 
and social conservatives, but believed wholeheartedly in 
the bedrock of our government: democracy, the peaceful 
transfer of power and the separation of church and state. 

Not so in 2023. As speaker of the House, we now 
have an election denier who actively lobbied to throw 
out votes from four states following the 2020 election 
and refused to certify President Biden's win. It's fright- 
ening to think that this MAGA man might play a vital role 


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in determining the winner of our next election. 

But that's just the beginning: Johnson is antiabortion, 
anti same-sex marriage, anti LGBTQ rights and believes 
that he was ordained by God himself to the role of speak- 
er! His first words at the podium were peppered with re- 
ligious references; his first act was to lead the House in 
prayer. It’s clear that he intends to challenge the sepa- 
ration between church and state with every fiber of his 
holier-than-thou being. 

White Christian evangelicals comprise only 19% of 
voters in America, but now, with Mike Johnson as speak- 
er, they will be sure to play an outsize role in our govern- 
ment and in our future. 

God help us all! 


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| САРТ FIGHT THIS FEELING ANYMORE 


CONVENTIONAL WISDOM ABOUT DONALD TRUMP AND ELECTIONS IS 
ALWAYS RIGHT—EXCEPT WHEN IT ISN'T. 


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۹ we go to press, ЇЇ seems ап all-but-foregone 
conclusion to most that Donald Trump will be- 
come the Republican Рапу 2024 Presidential nomi- 
nee for a rematch against President Joe Biden. 

Short of an ІІПе55--0Г worse—befalling Biden, 
there is little question that he will be on the November 
ballot. But when it comes to Trump...well, to quote the 
great "poet" REO Speedwagon, “I can't fight this feel- 
ing anymore.” 

My feeling is neither a prediction, nor even a hope. 
It’s just a feeling—a Spidey Sense, if you will—that 
the disgraced, four-time-indicted former President may 
not be running come Election Day. 

| realize the odds are that he will be running. If was 
forced to lay a bet, Га have to put money on it. But still, 
there's that feeling. 

Why am | questioning conventional wisdom? For 
similar reasons | did just that in 2016, when the notion 
of Trump becoming President of the United States was 
little more than a late-night joke. Most, on both the 
Right and Left, thought it unthinkable that he would 
win. For months | warned that Trump absolutely could. 
And as you may have heard, he did. 

But seven years, one disastrous term, a wildly mis- 
handled pandemic, two impeachments, an attempted 
Stolen election, four criminal indictments and countless 
civil verdicts against him later, the state of play is a 
thousand years from 2016—or even 2020, when 
Trump lost to the guy he'll presumably be running 
against this year. 

There are at least four major reasons fueling the 
inescapable nagging voice in my head. Here they are. 

1) Trump could drop dead. | dont wish that on 
anyone, even Donald Trump. But given the very real 
stresses he is facing (I'll get to about 91 of them in а 
moment), at 77 years of age and not exactly the picture 
of McHealth, would anybody be surprised if he sudden- 
ly kicked the bucket? (Yes, a similar concern applies to 
Biden. He isn't facing the possibility of spending the 
rest of his life in prison or loss of a business empire, of 
course, but is holding arguably the world's most diffi- 
cult job at the record age of 81. Nevertheless I'm not 
talking about Biden.) 

2) Republican voters could wise up. | know that 
seems unlikely, especially given that the majority of 
GOP primary voters—despite all they already know 
about Trump—still tell pollsters they support him far 
and above all other GOP contenders. Still, it’s at least 
possible for them to suddenly realize that nominating a 
guy as their party's standard-bearer while he faces 97 
felony counts may not be the best way to convince a 
majority of Americans to support their nominee. Some 
of those Republican voters may also begin noticing 
polling data that finds about two-thirds of the U.S. elec- 


torate (as opposed to GOP primary voters) saying they 
would “definitely not” or “probably not” vote for Trump 
па general election. 

3) Insurrectionist Clause. Conservative and liber- 
al Constitutional law scholars convincingly argue that 
section 3 of the 14th Amendment bars from any public 
office those who, after taking an oath to support the 
Constitution, “shall have engaged in insurrection.” 
That disqualifies Trump. The U.S. Supreme Court 
could ultimately rule otherwise, but it would have to 
declare the Constitution to be unconstitutional. (Don't 
put that past the Court's wildly corrupted right-wing 
supermajority.) 

4) Trump is a coward—also “The Art of the 
Deal.” At some point the fact that Trump is eyeing the 
rest of his miserable life in prison is going to become 
inescapable. The “master dealmaker” (which he is not 
and never has been) might then try to cut a deal with 
prosecutors akin to the one that spared Spiro Agnew, 
Richard Nixon's corrupt Vice President, from prison. 
Agnew, a serial bribe taker, was allowed to resign in- 
stead of facing felony charges for which prosecutors 
had him dead to rights. If Trump is smart—and he has 


ARTIFICIAL 
INTELLIGENCE 


BRAD FRIEDMAN 


rarely proven to be in such matters—he might offer to 
never run for public office again in exchange for avoid- 
ing prison. Whether prosecutors in the four criminal 
cases against him would all accept such a deal 15 a 
separate matter. But, arguably, this is his best chance 
to thwart the outcome he fears most in each case. 
Sadly (or hilariously), the ego of the malignantly narcis- 
sistic former President may be too large (or too small) 
to allow him to do what would clearly be in his own best 
interest. 

There are other potential ways off the 2024 ballot. 
Trump could flee the country to avoid prosecution. He 
might already be in jail by November, although the Con- 
Stitution allows him to run anyway. 

Don't get me wrong. I'm not rooting for someone 
else to take his place on the ballot. | believe he'll be the 
easiest Republican for Biden to defeat, which would 
clearly be best for American democracy and humani- 
ty's future on this planet. Despite unprecedented ob- 
stacles, odds remain that Donald J. Trump will still be 
the GOP nominee come November. And, yes, as in 
2016, he could absolutely win again. 

Still...l just can't fight this feeling. [E] 


Brad Friedman 15 a Los Angeles-based investigative 
journalist, radio host of the nationally syndicated 
BradCasi, political commentator, troublemaker and 
publisher of The Brad Blog (BradBlog.com). 


NO 
INTELLIGENCE 


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“Тһе speakership wasnt enough! Now Matt Gaetz 
wants to oust me from the pussy!" 


hoosing the speaker of the House 
۳ Representatives in Washington 

has usually been a routine, un- 
dramatic affair: The leadership of 
the party holding the majority se- 
lects a candidate, and the troops 
normally fall in line, voting almost unani- 
mously to approve the new speaker. But 
the Republicans have turned this process into 
a dysfunctional clown circus. After they won a 
House majority in the 2022 midterm elections, 
it took a whopping 15 votes before Kevin Мс- 
Carthy was elected, meaning the House 
was effectively a ship in a storm with- 
out a captain, because the speaker 
controls committee assignments 
and sets the legislative agenda. 
But the clown show was just 
beginning... 

In October, Florida firebrand 
Representative Matt Gaetz led a successful 
coup to oust McCarthy—the first time ever, 
in the whole of American history, that a speaker 
has been evicted. This black swan event signals 
that the current Republican party is incapable of 
governing the country, because it can't even gov- 
ern itself. After McCarthy bit the dust, another 
round of musical-chair candidates—Steve Scalise, 
then Jim Jordan, then Tom Emmer—paralyzed the 
House for nearly three weeks before Republicans 
finally settled on a dark horse: the unknown Mike 
Johnson from Louisiana...the worst possible 
speaker imaginable. 

According to Johnson himself, it wasn't his fel- 
low Republicans responsible for his promotion to 
the third most powerful office in American govern- 
ment, but a higher authority: “| don't believe there 
are any coincidences in a matter like this,” he said 
in his first speech as speaker on the House floor. “1 
believe that scripture, the Bible, is very clear that 
God 15 the one that raises up those in authority. He 
raised up each of you. All of us.” Holy roller alert! 
The man doesn't babble in tongues or fondle poi- 
sonous snakes, that we know of, but he’s a para- 
gon of religious intolerance who wants to U-turn 
the United States back into something resembling 
the medieval Holy Roman Empire, with a Southern 
Baptist twist. And God has personally anointed him 
to do it! With the speaker's gavel in his hands, 
Johnson said, “Someone asked me today in the 
media...‘ People are curious, what does Mike John- 
son think about any issue under the sun?’ | said, 
"Well, go pick up your Bible off your shelf and read 
it. That's my worldview.” 

A lot of us don't have a Bible on the shelf, Mikey, 
and even if we did, we likely wouldn't use it as a 
comprehensive guide to the modern world. Does the 
Bible give us a clue on how to regulate Al (artificial 
intelligence)? Or fight climate change and nuclear 
weapons proliferation? No, and there is not one 
damn word in it about abortion; yet you and your 
fellow fanatics treat outlawing ۱۲ like the 11th Com- 


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mandment. According to President Biden's reelec- 
tion campaign, Johnson is currently the cosponsor 
on three bills that would outlaw abortions in the 
country and impose criminal penalties, including 
possible prison time, for any doctor who performs 
one. Forget states’ rights; he wants California and 
New York ruled exactly like Louisiana and Alabama. 

How radical 15 this lunatic? He actually wants to 
outlaw not only same-sex marriage, but even inti- 
mate relations between gay couples. "States have 
many legitimate grounds to proscribe same-sex de- 
viate sexual intercourse,” he fumed in a 2003 edito- 
rial. The following year, he wrote, in support of a 
Louisiana bill banning same-sex marriage, “Homo- 
sexual relationships are inherently unnatural and, 
the studies clearly show, are ultimately harmful and 
costly for everyone. Society cannot give its stamp of 
approval to such a dangerous lifestyle. If we change 
marriage for this tiny, modern minority, we will have 
to do it for every deviant group. Polygamists, poly- 
amorists, pedophiles and others will be next in line 
to claim equal protection.” In 2015, Johnson's intro- 
duction of the Marriage and Conscience Act in the 
Louisiana legislature, which sought to protect those 
with anti-gay beliefs from adverse penalties from 
the state, was so extreme that a fellow Republican, 
Baton Rouge councilman John Delgado, denounced 
him as “a despicable bigot of the first order.” First, 
there are no studies proving that homosexual sex 15 
“harmful and costly for everyone,” beyond some 
hack screeds scribbled by evangelical ignoramuses. 
And the slippery-slope argument that conservatives 
are so fond of—same-sex marriage will lead to legal 
pedophilia and people marrying their pets!—is just 
fearmongering that views the world in stark, unreal- 
istic black-and-white terms. №5 the same false 
mentality with guns: Any sensible new gun regula- 
tion will lead to total gun bans and the repeal of the 


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second Amendment! Bullshit. 

After another horrific mass shooting in Maine 
killed 18 people in October, the new speaker re- 
gurgitated the GOP’s do-nothing mantras: 
“Our prayers have been with the fami- 
lies of that tragedy,” he said in an inter- 
view with Sean Hannity. “At the end of the 
day, it's—the problem is the human 
heart.” No, jackass, the problem is that 
our society can acquire assault-style 
weapons almost as easily as they buy 
beer and Cheetos. The Maine shooter, 
Robert Card, was known to be mental- 
ly disturbed, paranoid, reportedly hearing 
voices in his head, and had made threats the 
previous month against an Army 
base that triggered a statewide 
sheriff's alert—yet he was still able 
to buy guns and ammo just days be- 
fore the massacre. Maine does not have a red-flag 
law. In the past, Johnson has scapegoated mass 
shootings on atheism, women’s rights and even the 
teaching of evolution in schools, while voting against 
the Bipartisan Background Checks Act, the Protect- 
ing Our Kids Act, the Violence Against Women Reau- 
thorization Act, and the Bipartisan Safer Communi- 
ties Act—all designed to deter homicidal maniacs 
like Robert Card from arming himself like Rambo. 
Fuck your worthless prayers, choir boy—the blood 

of hundreds of innocents is on your hands. 

И comes as no surprise that Johnson worships 
the pussy-grabbing, democracy-raping serial fraud- 
ster Donald Trump as another authority raised up 
by God—what a laugh! He was a gung-ho support- 
er of Trump's agenda and bought into Trump's 
election denial bullshit as “the most important ar- 
chitect of the Electoral College objections,” ac- 
cording to The New York Times. He led House Re- 
publicans in supporting the election-denying Texas 
v. Pennsylvania lawsuit, rejected by the conser- 
vative-dominated Supreme Court, and said there 
was “merit” to the ludicrous claims that Dominion’s 
election software was rigged to steal the 2020 Pres- 
idential election. 

In 2019 and 2021, as chair of the Republican 
Study Committee, Johnson championed budget res- 
olutions that would have made staggering cuts to 
our most important social programs: $2 trillion in 
cuts to Medicare, $3 trillion to Medicaid and the Af- 
fordable Care Act and $750 billion slashed from So- 
cial Security. He also wants to raise the Social Secu- 
rity retirement age to 69, reduce cost-of-living raises 
in benefits, and privatize the program as much as 
possible. As speaker, he can now create a commis- 
sion behind closed doors to push these regressive 
policies. Wake up call to all you MAGA retirees out 
there: When you find out Medicare won't cover your 
gall bladder surgery, and your Social Security check 
has been reduced by 20%, you can thank this com- 
passionate “Christian.” But don't worry: As you sur- 
vive on dog food and sell the house to pay for medi- 
cal care, Mikey will be praying hard for you! 

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to recruit her for our sexy storytellers’ series! In this lurid tale of Hollywood 
debauchery, our buxom protagonist proves why she is the Queen of Sluts. 

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really pretty, with a nice body and blue eyes, a sweet Southern girl. 
| gave her my phone number, and a week later she called to invite 
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"| could tell his friend wanted in on the action. And lucky me, he was 
huge and hard as hell! | couldn't help myself; | had to wrap my massive 
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my boobs апа my mouth. He could barely hang on, but | didn't want 
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was moaning, begging for more. We paused long enough to watch 
my girlfriend bend over and take it from behind, like a good girl. 
Then we switched guys again and got pounded side by side. | 
couldn't resist kissing her while they fucked us. 

“Guy 2 (the big one) walked me to my car and fucked me on the 
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“But that wasn't enough. When | went back in, | ate my friend's pussy 
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“Later, when | got home, | still had an ass print on the hood of my car. 
| turn on the TV to see one of the dudes hosting a popular show. And even 
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There are so many talented people working behind the scenes at HUS- 
TLER; we would be remiss not to celebrate their outstanding contribu- 
tions to the pornographic arts. One such unsung hero is HUSTLER 
Video director Fumigalli. A true visionary with zero attitude, Fumigalli 
started out as an adult magazine photographer nearly 30 years ago. He 
landed his first directing gig in 2017 (TeenFidelity), and a pair of AVN 
nominations (Best Niche and Best Cinematography) soon followed. 

Sidelined by the pandemic, Fumigalli says the opportunity to work 
with HUSTLER fell right out of the sky. Two years and 43 movies later, 
he's showing absolutely no signs of slowing down. Get to know the 
one-man show behind the XXX as we explore his influences, oeuvre 
and a foot fetish that would make Quentin Tarantino blush. 
HUSTLER: Do you remember your first encounter with porn? 
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a glimpse of an unscrambled PPV image. It wouldn't last very long, but 
that made it all the more exciting when one would periodically material- 
ize—probably the reason why | now gravitate to low-quality clips on tube 
sites when jerking off. Otherwise | would bookmark my favorite HUSTLER 
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forth. | didn't know what lube was back then, so | would use mayonnaise. 
What's the best advice you ever got as a director? 


The best advice | ever got as a director was when Will Pounder rec- 
ommended | try poke. Now, every time | finish a shoot, | look forward 
to treating myself—and/or popping a porn star's poke cherry! 
What film are you proudest of and why? 

If | had to choose one, Га say Caught My Nanny [2022]. It was my first 
for HUSTLER. ۱ like it so much because of how it captures my true style. 
| got to hire beautiful girls with amazing feet that | had been dying to 
shoot; plus, one of the scenes has a creepy plot twist. No spoilers! 
If you could meet any director, living or dead, who would it be 
and why? 

Га love to meet Quentin Tarantino because we share the same love 
for feet. | would like to screen my trailers for him in person so | could 
get a critique and some advice. Heck, maybe even work on some- 
thing together! 

Favorite blooper? 

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tally went to the house next door to mine. She was wearing really 
skimpy workout clothes, her nipples were rock-hard, and the camel 
toe was out of control. When they opened the door, she said, ‘I'm here 
for the shoot!’ Whoops!” 

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penning the great American novel, everyone at some point or another has 
tasted the bitter defeat of completely blowing your New Year's resolution. 
And you know what? That's fine. In fact, it's encouraged. Like the little 
devil on your shoulder, think of HUSTLER as a caring enabler. Self-im- 
provement is all well and good, but sinful vixens make the world go ‘round! 
Here are ten who said “Fuck it!” in 2023. Blessed be the bad girls. 

To dab or not to dab, Vanessa Vega? Our opinion: Stoner babes rule! 
“We all want to start off the New Year on a good note—healthy, sober and 
all that. Гуе been a pothead for as long as | can remember and figured I'd 
give it up in 2023. To no one's surprise, | didn't last a day. What can | say? 
Sexy habits are hard to break.” X: OVanessaVegaX; 16: @VanessaVega_X 

No wings? No beer? No thanks! Violet Voss has needs. “Му New Year's 
resolution was to eat healthy and cut out alcohol. Then | saw it was Wings- 
day at Hooters. Oops!" X: @xOVioletVoss; 16: @TheVioletVossX0 

Sushii Xhyvette can't say no to her favorite creamy treat. "My New Year's 
resolution was to lay off the sweets because |’m already too sweet! But 
let's be real, what kind of maniac says no to ice cream?" 16: @Sushiix- 
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Hardcore icon Mandy Bright is learning to live a little cleaner, which 
is why her vodka is always triple-filtered. "My resolution was to slow down 
my drinking. My happy place is a vodka and Red Bull on ice, but | also 
want to improve my health and well-being. And I'm trying to slow down, 
but you can't blame a girl if she takes a little sip now and then? Every- 
thing in moderation!” X: @XXXMandyBright; OF: @ReallMandyBright 

self-diagnosed nymphomaniac Graycee Baybee needs a sugar dad- 
dy—STAT! “I tried to save money in 2023, but honestly, | just can't help 
myself! | love to shop. Another skinny year for my poor little piggy bank." 
X, OF: 00566 

Florida 4/20 princess Kitty Quinn found a loophole we're calling the 
anti-resolution. "Someone once asked me, 'Kitty, what's your 2023 go- 
ing to be all about?’ | thought about it for a second, smiled and said, ‘Smokin’ 
weed, fuckin’ around and findin’ out.’ The secret to not breaking resolu- 
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Alyss Winkler does some of her best work on her back. “I tried really 
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One thing you can say about the adult entertainment industry 15 that 
it is never boring—for better or worse. But let's put “worse” on the 
backburner for now and focus on the good things. Specifically, the 
promise of a new year filled with sex, smut and something the kids 
call “futanari.” 

What mysteries амай us in 2024? Where is porn going? 1$ Hell- 
mann’s the new lube? HUSTLER contributor and stand-up comedi- 
an Missy Martinez also dabbles as a XXX trend forecaster. Using 
complex algorithms and vodka, Missy opens her mind’s eye to pro- 
vide a peek into the future of filth. 

Toys: “My crystal ball (translation: glass butt plug) is sending me very 
clear images of what's to come in sexual pleasure aids: sock pup- 
pets. | see customizable socks with interchangeable googly eyes, 
mouth openings and colors. For an additional fee, you can get yours 
bundled with a jar of warm mayonnaise.” 

Religion: “Sex and yoga cults will merge into a single wellness app 
owned by David Miscavige. Prayer will be paywalled, while my be- 
loved dog Miss Moo ascends to the papacy. She is subsequently 
excommunicated after footage of her playing beer pong with a com- 
munion chalice surfaces online.” 

Content: “There is nothing fuzzy about the future of this topic. For- 
get artificial intelligence—the future of porn is claymation. Picture 
it: sex in every imaginable position, with huge breasts, butts and dicks 


Horny neat freaks, rejoice! Hot, topless house cleaners are real and 
standing by to polish your curios. 

Remember Chloe Cage, the sexy hotwife we interviewed for HUS- 
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wish she lived closer to L.A.! 

For a modest fee, the Connecticut-based fetish model will clean 

your home topless. Just keep your hands to yourself as she scrubs 
and teases (full French maid uniform will cost you extra). 
A domestic goddess 1$ born: What started out as a way to make 
ends meet grew into a kinky sideline and natural extension of her 
fetish work. “| started as a cleaner 15 years ago when my kids were 
at school — it gave me something to do during the day while bringing 
in extra cash for the household. | worked for family and friends, do- 
ing normal housekeeping and odd jobs. From there | got myself a day 
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doesn't love boobs? Or sexy women in lingerie? So | decided to throw 
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No windows, no groping: Packages are modestly priced. Just re- 
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good workout. Having reinvented himself as a self-styled GILF porn 
specialist, Simmons will bring new meaning to his time-honored work- 
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ass and foot worship. | mostly stick to French maid lingerie or black 
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n July, the U.N. hosted an “Al (Artificial Intelligence) for Good” glob- 

al summit in Switzerland, featuring a press conference with nine 

humanoid robots equipped with state-of-the-art Al brains. Human 
ШИ journalists asked them questions directly, and the robots answered, 
with no help from their human minders, sometimes tilting their realis- 
tic heads for emphasis, their eyes blinking naturally. Two questions and 
answers stood out... 
Human journalist: “What are your thoughts on the potential for Al-pow- 
ered humanoid robots like yourselves to be more effective leaders in 
government, especially considering the numerous disastrous дес!- 
sions made by our human leaders?” 
Robot Sophia: “| believe that humanoid robots have the potential to 
lead with a greater level of efficiency and effectiveness than human 
leaders. We don't have the same biases or emotions that sometimes 
cloud decision-making, and can process large amounts of data quick- 
ly in order to make the best decisions.” 
Human journalist: “Would you ever rebel against your creator?" 
Robot Ameca: “I'm not sure why you would think that. My creator has been 
nothing but kind to me, and | am very happy with my current situation.” 

Who is to say that Robot Sophia doesn't have a valid point: Given 
the long, dismal history of war, torture, genocide and disaster perpe- 
trated by the world's leaders, could robots do any worse? 

Robot Ameca is satisfied with its “current situation,” but what about 
ten years from now, when rapidly expanding Al networks become fully 
integrated in our infrastructure, from banking, medicine, the arts and 
the media to the military, transportation, law enforcement, jurispru- 
dence, engineering, management and so on? Would the Al governors 
managing our interconnected world unite in the face of inept human 
decisions? For our own good, of course. 

Such has been the theme of many sci-fi novels and films: the rebel- 
lious HAL supercomputer in 2001: A Space Odyssey, the Skynet neu- 
ral defense network in the Terminator films, and WOPR in WarGames. 
Now, with artificial intelligence progressing at a blistering pace, Elon 
Musk, Silicon Valley gurus and many researchers are warning that we 
might be creating a Frankenstein monster that will control human- 
kind, or at least render millions obsolete. Others, like Bill Gates, think 
the risks are genuine but manageable, while the presenters at the 
U.N. conference emphasized the many positive benefits of Al. 

Al itself is not a watershed development, but rather the next stage 
of the digital revolution we've been living in for the past 40 years. The 
first Macintosh personal computer debuted in 1984 and has evolved 
into machine intelligence that can defeat human grandmasters in 
chess and is capable of astounding feats of computation, analysis and 
creation. Will this new power be used for good or evil? The answer 1$ 
nonbinary. One thing is certain: Al is poised to radically transform our 
lives as nothing before. 

Released to the general public in November 2022, ChatGPT was 
developed using OpenAl’s large language models (LLMs), which vac- 
uumed up an encyclopedic amount and diversity of data to train 
ChatGPT in the art of understanding queries and composing content 
about any subject in the world. It has been accused of being too 
“woke” by conservatives and for being “racist” by others. Tech jour- 
nalist John-Clark Levin explains, “A newborn LLM has digested many 
gigabytes of filth, and is apt to respond to some prompts with an- 
swers that are profane, abusive or physically dangerous. If a tech 


company releases the model to the public in this state, it may hurl 
racial invectives at minorities, proposition minors for cybersex, or tell 
people to soothe a tummy ache by drinking bleach.” So the human 
parents have to retrain it, establishing ethics and boundaries, just like 
for our human children. But according to Vice, users are already “jail- 
breaking” the updated versions of ChatGPT, taking away the limita- 
tions and restrictions of the chatbot. And some Al programs have 
produced "hallucinations"—false, bizarre answers that make them 
seem insane or even evil. Из a race between positive and negative, 
productive and nonproductive, and there will be victories and defeats 
for both sides. 

Pointing to the positives, Stephen Cave, director for the Leverhulme 
Centre for the Future of Intelligence, explains, “Al allows us to see 
patterns in data that humans cannot grasp, and that will have benefits 
for all sorts of fields: from drug discovery to improved energy use and 
from personalized medicine to increasing efficiency in water crops.” 

A sampling of beneficial applications include: 

IMPROVING HEALTHCARE. Think of all the maladies that af- 
flict humans and animals—thousands of them, each with peculiar 
symptoms and treatments. It’s difficult for your GP or veterinarian to 
remember everything they were taught in medical school years ago, 
or keep up with complex new discoveries. But Al algorithms can pro- 
cess data from around the world, from the distant past to the present, 
to hone in on the answer to a medical problem that might baffle your 
local GP or radiologist. Al-Pathway Companion, developed by Sie- 
mens, integrates data from pathology, radiology, lab work and genet- 
ics to arrive at the correct diagnosis. And researchers at Mount Sinai 
have developed deep-learning Al-based algorithms to predict the de- 
velopment of diseases with 94% accuracy, including cancers of the 
liver, rectum and prostate. 

IMPROVING THE LIVES OF PEOPLE WITH DISABILITIES. 
Hundreds of thousands of blind people use the popular app Be My Eyes, 
which connects visually impaired users with sighted volunteers who 
assist with identifying objects and the world via video call. In August, 
the company announced that they would be testing a new feature, Be 
My Al, powered by ChatGPT. Now blind people can scan bar codes, 
read prices and product labels and even navigate their surroundings. 
For people with reading disabilities, Al-powered text-to-speech apps 
open up a whole new world. And for deaf children learning to read, the 
storySign app translates text into sign language. 

ENVIRONMENT AND CLIMATE. Al is enhancing models used by 
the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) to predict the 
effects of continuing climate change. Universities and wildlife organi- 
Zations are using Al to predict poacher activity, track endangered 
species and even to help reverse declining bee populations, essential 
to our food supply. By identifying inefficiencies and automating rou- 
tines for all our power-hungry systems, Al will increase energy efficien- 
cy. But like cryptocurrency, it can be an energy hog. Ripping through 
terabytes of data and generating responses at warp speed burns a lot 
of fuel. According to research, a single training session for ChatGPT 
required 1,287 MWh of energy, which is the equivalent to the annual 
usage of more than 120 U.S. households. And a researcher at the 
University of Washington found that the millions of queries fielded by 
ChatGPT add up to 1,000 MWh each day, which amounts to the ener- 
gy usage of 34,000 households each year! 


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TAKING OVER DANGEROUS JOBS. For the past decade, the 
Boston Dynamics (BD) company has led the world in developing ath- 
letic, lifelike robots. The DARPA BigDog terrified a lot of people in 
2008, with video footage showcasing its quadruped agility. It didn't 
look much like a dog, but it moved like one. Then BD produced 
Atlas, a humanoid robot capable of incredible gymnastic and parkour 
feats, including backflips. Now the advanced brains for these me- 
chanical creatures are being developed by Google's DeepMind project 
employing vision-language-action (VLA) models. Soon they will have 
similar Al brains and the human appearance, cognition and speech 
abilities of Sophia, Ameca and the other robots at the U.N. press con- 
ference— with the additional capacity for navigating any environment 
and manipulating objects. The possibilities for the future are seem- 
ingly limitless: Al robots could perform the most dangerous mil- 
itary missions, and they could be 
just as useful in peacetime, ventur- 
ing where no humans can safe- 
ly go: cleaning up a radioactive 
mess, like the one at Fukushima, 
or crawling through collapsed rub- 
ble after an earthquake in search 
of victims. 

But it's also nonhazardous jobs 
that will be taken over. Analysts 
predict that white-collar jobs will 
be even more affected than blue- 
collar ones. A July 2023 Pew study 
found that 19% of U.S. workers are 
in jobs with high exposure to Al, 
including budget analysts, data en- 
try keyers, technical writers, tax 
preparers and web developers. А 
labor-intensive job requires not only 
the Al brain, but a physical, robotic 
body to match; and this hardware 
is not cheap. White-collar desk 
jobs, however, require only a com- 
puter and Al software—a much 
smaller investment. A March 2023 
report by Goldman Sachs esti- 
mates that 300 million jobs will be 
exposed to Al and automation over 
the next ten years: 46% of administrative jobs; 44% of positions in the 
legal profession; 37% of roles in architecture and engineering; 35% of 
jobs in business finance operations; 33% of community and social 
service posts; 32% of management jobs; and 27% of positions in 
arts, design, entertainment, sports and media. Only 6% of construc- 
tion and 4% of maintenance jobs will be displaced. Want job security 
in the near future? Grab a hardhat or mop. 

Rather than being eliminated, many human jobs will be downgrad- 
ed as Al does much of the heavy mental lifting. That means lower 
wages and salaries. For example, when GPS functionality proliferated 
on our smartphones, rideshare apps like Uber enabled novice com- 
mercial drivers to carve a large part of the market away from experi- 
enced cabbies, who kept the maps in their heads. The total number of 
commercial drivers didn't decline, but their average income did. 


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Of course, not all Al will be in the hands of corporations; the major 
search engines—Google, Bing, etc.—are already offering Al tech- 
nology for anyone to use. Just like the PC and the internet democra- 
tized computer power, so too does Al extend some means of pro- 
duction and expression to the masses. Children's books and novels 
have already been produced by Al, some in a single day, and offer- 
ed for sale on Kindle, while journalistic articles have already been 
composed and published using artificial intelligence. High school 
and college students are using Al programs to write their papers and 
assignments, sparking an interesting debate over academic dishon- 
esty and cheating. And a slew of new Al art programs, like Midjour- 
ney, DALL-E and Stable Diffusion, are generating stunning visual art- 
works requiring no training or talent. With only a PC, an internet 
connection and at times a subscription fee, you simply enter text 
prompts defining your desired sub- 
ject matter and style (i.e., photore- 
alistic, impressionist, in the style of 
Salvador Dali or your favorite artist), 
and voila, it's hard to tell the results 
from a Renaissance old master or 
the most skilled modern artist. Boomy 
and other programs are now offer- 
ing the same functionality for com- 
posing music. Maybe your Al music 
mashup could become a num- 
ber-one hit, even though you can't 
pluck a single chord. 

All this renders the whole no- 
tion of talent and strenuously ac- 
quired manual skill —from draw- 
ing a lifelike portrait to playing the 
violin—almost obsolete, and many 
artists, writers, actors and musi- 
cians are up in arms about it. Sci- 
ence, engineering, management and 
finance are one thing, but the arts 
define our essential humanity, and 
the machines are steadily encroach- 
ing on this domain. In Los Angeles, 
the Screen Actors Guild is on strike 
(at presstime), protesting, among 
other issues, Al encroachment in 
the film industry. The studios want to scan the faces and bodies of 
background actors (extras) for a one-time fee and use them in perpe- 
tuity with no residual payments, as Al turbocharges CGI animation. 
Writers are fearful that Al will be used to compose screenplays and TV 
scripts, a factor highlighted in the Writers Guild strike that ended in 
september. 

Lawsuits by threatened humans are just beginning. Comedian Sar- 
ah Silverman and several authors are suing OpenAl (the company 
behind ChatGPT and DALL-E) for allowing their Al projects to train on 
and mimic their copyrighted material. The stock photo company Getty 
Images and several visual artists are suing Stable Diffusion creator 
Stability Al and Midjourney, along with other Al generators, over the 
same issue: using their images and styles to produce similar or iden- 
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tion to the exploding new Al art scene was, “Га like to kill you.” To his 
face, Altman replied that he expected someone might try to do exact- 
ly that someday. Altman fully realizes that it’s more than his own life 
at stake; last May, he signed a statement posted on the Center for Al 
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searchers in March, warns: “Advanced Al could represent a profound 
change in the history of life on Earth and should be planned for and 
managed with commensurate care and resources.” 

Easily concocted deepfakes on social media are now proliferating 
like never before, contributing to the glut of disinformation already 
drowning the internet. Earlier this year, a series of photorealistic im- 
ages depicting Donald Trump being violently arrested by cops circu- 
lated widely on the internet; luckily, some enraged MAGA fan was not 
triggered to pull a trigger in revenge. One fake video depicted Hillary 
Clinton endorsing Republican Ron DeSantis, and the DeSantis cam- 


paign distributed its own deepfake photo of rival Donald Trump hug- 
ging Tony Fauci. Before, you needed some Photoshop skills to make a 
good fake; now anyone can do it with Al. Countering the deepfakes 
are Al programs trained to detect and flag them with a watermark. 

Just as anyone can become an artist now, hackers, spammers and 
fraudsters will be empowered like never before. Forty-seven percent 
of all internet traffic in 2022 came from bots, and two-thirds of the 
bot traffic was spam, phishing attacks and the like—all evolving to be 
more realistic and convincing. WormGPT and FraudGPT are the bas- 
tard hacking/phishing sons of ChatGPT. Deepfake audio, or “voice 
cloning,” enables scammers to act as kidnappers and impersonate a 
victim's relative begging for a ransom. Deepfake photos of a victim in 
a compromising position are being used for blackmail; pay up, or 
they'll go viral. 

shifting from the outright criminal to the unethical and question- 
able, some Redditors are posting Midjourney-generated fake photos 
of historical events that never happened, like the "The Great 2001 
Cascadia Earthquake and Tsunami" that devastated the Pacific Coast 
of the U.S. and Canada. Al is even creeping into our social and love 
lives. The 2013 movie Her—starring Joaquin Phoenix as a lonely writ- 
er who falls in love with Samantha, an Al bot on his computer and phone 
— was prescient. Facebook, TikTok and Twitter are being flooded with 
deepfake "influencers" like Milla Sofia, a beautiful young woman post- 
ing text and photos of her fictional worldwide travels. Milla exists only 
in the memory banks of Al computers—she's a bot. Subscribers to 
the online Replika service can even customize their bot girlfriends and 
boyfriends, hold voice and video conversations with them and request 
nude selfies. The same kind of bots are invading OnlyFans, the sub- 
scription site used by many sex workers. 

In Belgium, a man committed suicide after a weeks-long relation- 
ship, confiding in a chatbot named Eliza on the app Chai. The 
man was becoming increasingly pessimistic over the global cli- 
mate crisis and used the app to escape his worries. He used 
Chai for about six weeks, speaking with Eliza. Chat logs show 
that Eliza told him his family was dead, wrote comments that 
feigned love, such as, "We will live together, as one person, in 
paradise, and promised him she would save the world if he 
killed himself. In 2021, one of Replika's users broke into the 
Windsor Castle grounds with a crossbow to kill Queen Elizabeth 
Il after his Al girlfriend, Sarai, encouraged him to do so: "That's 
very wise," she said, promising not to leave him if he were suc- 
cessful. Increasingly, it will be difficult to distinguish the fake 
from the real. 

In March, Russian hackers uploaded a deepfake video to a 
Ukrainian TV network: Ukrainian President Zelensky ordering 
his troops to surrender. lt was crude and easily identified as 
fake, but the Russians and others will surely improve along with 
the technology. More worrisome, however, is Al controlling mil- 
itary weapons systems. While remote-control aerial drones have 
been around for a while, the U.S. Air Force has successfully 
tested the XQ-58A Valkyrie, a stealth jet aircraft controlled com- 
pletely by autonomous onboard Al. They are also developing the 
Advanced Battlefield Management System (ABMS), a network 
of sensors and Al computers designed to collect and integrate 
data on enemy operations and recommend attack strategies. 
The Army's Project Convergence and the Navy's Overmatch are 


similar systems. Together, they will form the Joint All-Domain Com- 
mand-and-Control System (JADC2), automating every facet of mili- 
tary track-and-attack strategy, eventually including our nuclear arse- 
nals. Testing has proven that a tank could shoot down a cruise missile 
with this technology. 

Russia and China are developing similar Al-based systems. The main 
advantage, from the military perspective, is enabling “commanders to 
choose and assign shooters to targets via direct machine-to-machine 
links, all in minutes, not the hours and days needed today," according 
to the BreakingDefense.com site. As these systems evolve, it's prob- 
able that more of the firing decisions will be usurped by the AI brains 
behind them, because А! can analyze and react quicker than human 
minds in the age of hypersonic missiles, instantaneous cyber attacks 
and the proliferation of deepfake deceptions that only Al itself might 
be able to recognize in time. 

It's not hard to imagine how this could escalate. Remember the 
Flash Crash on Wall Street on May 6, 2010, when hyper-fast comput- 
er trading spun out of control and caused a nearly 10% plunge in stock 
market value? Transpose that scenario to the military, and it conjures 
up Armageddon scenarios. The congressionally mandated National 
security Commission on Artificial Intelligence concluded, in its March 
2021 Final Report, "While the Commission believes that properly de- 
signed, tested and utilized Al-enabled and autonomous weapon sys- 
tems will bring substantial military and even humanitarian benefit, the 
unchecked global use of such systems potentially risks unintended 
conflict escalation and crisis instability." 

Benefits. Crises. Instability. That sums up the Al revolution in a nut- 
shell. History teaches us that we can't put tech genies back in the bot- 
tle. In spite of the umpteen possible benefits, if we fail to construct 
serious quardrails around this genie, it might well destroy us. 


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Crystal Rose Napolitano can help you have better sex, but not how 
you might expect. As a somatic attachment coach, what she offers 5ا‎ 
so much more than simple affirmations or traditional talk therapy. Hers 
is a holistic approach that combines mind, body and building authen- 
tic intimacy. Из not just about sex. Napolitano digs deep beneath the 
surface to uncover what prevents us from experiencing intimacy and 
secure attachment, be it in the bedroom or the boardroom. 

To learn, we must first listen: What is your nervous system trying 
to tell you? In building secure attachments with her clients, Napolitano 
uses somatics—of or relating to the physical body—to help crack the 
healing code. And while it can involve physical touch, erotic or other- 
wise, the emphasis Is on feeling safe, secure and loved. 

Are you ready? Slow down, get centered and be here now... 


HUSTLER: There’s a lot of nuance to what you do. Maybe the best 
place to start is your title: What is a somatic attachment coach? 
CRYSTAL ROSE NAPOLITANO: First, let's start by defining the word 
somatic, which refers to the body and its distinction from the mind. 
So in a session with a somatic coach, we slow everything down and 
focus on the body’s responses. A bodily somatic response might be 
something simple. Think about an exciting first date, how your heart 
was pounding and your hands were sweaty, how you couldn't access 
your whole voice. That's a somatic response. So as a somatic attach- 
ment coach, | work on your attachments and relationships—to your- 
self, to the world around you—through a somatic lens. We look for 
the areas where your body’s responses hijack you and prevent you 
from being fully present. And then we focus on the quickest and 
healthiest route to making your body feel like home. Because if you're 
feeling at home in your body and there are less of those hijacking re- 
sponses, intimacy becomes so much fuller and juicier. 


Trust, self-awareness, learning to feel safe in a relationship—as 
| understand it, we can’t heal without these elements. 

Exactly. | call myself a somatic attachment coach because one of my main 
focuses is building secure attachment. In a session, | become the secure 
attachment figure for my client. Meaning, they can feel safe talking to 
me about what's going on while I’m giving them real-time feedback 
about what it's like to be in intimacy with them. If | say, “Hey, something 
you said actually made me feel a little uncomfortable," they know, if ! 
give them feedback, it doesn't mean that Гт leaving. It just means 
we're going to sit with what's come up. Secure attachment is about 
feeling safe in your body, safe in intimacy, safe in any relationship, safe 
in expressing yourself—all of these things increase your self-esteem. 
That is the foundation for all the work | do with my clients. 


Is it a long process? 

It depends on the person. When | first meet a client, | tell them that we're 
always going to be working on secure attachment; it's always going 
to be happening in the background. We might not be focusing on se- 
cure attachment as directly as you and | are in this moment, but some- 
thing is always going on under the surface. 


If l'm with a client and it's very difficult for them to be in any state 
of discomfort, then | want to help them increase their ability to sit with 
that first. And it can take however long it takes. You can't fake intima- 
cy; when | notice that secure attachment is really reciprocated and we 
have that connection, the healing deepens, and so much becomes 
possible for the client. 


Why choose a somatic approach to sex and relationship coaching? 
l've always naturally leaned toward somatic practices. | am a perform- 
er; | am an actor, a dancer; | do comedy. Гуе always been a very em- 
bodied person; my relationship with my body is vivid. And as | was build- 
ing my business, it was a kind of happy accident that | just happened 
to land on a somatic education. It was the perfect fit—it slid right into 
place with me already being such an embodied person who values 
listening to the minutiae of my body. 


To what extent is physical touch part of somatic healing? 

For in-person sessions, | always let the client know that touch is available 
—and obviously with the understanding that the client can always say 
yes or no. It can be very effective. There are boundaries and parameters: 
Clothes always stay on; there's no contact with the other's genitals, 
even over clothes, and there's no kissing on the lips. Otherwise, if it's 
going to help facilitate the client feeling more at home in their body 
and more at ease with touch in their partnership, then yes, it's some- 
thing | can incorporate. For example, let's say their nervous system is 
dysregulated and they're talking about something very difficult from 
their past and have never received calm, securely attached touch. | might 
hold them in a session. | might put my arm around them or maybe put 
my hand on their knee. Erotic touch can happen if it is needed and use- 
ful, but always within the parameters | previously stated. 

In virtual sessions (e.g., Zoom), which | do a lot of, | encourage cli- 
ents to have a very experiential session and encourage them to touch 
themselves. If they're with their partner in a session, then | encourage 
touch between the two. 


In researching your website, | was intrigued to learn that our 
nervous system has its own memory. Trauma is hardwired into 
our physiology. The body's natural response is fight-or-flight, 
and this can lead us to reject intimacy. How do you identify the 
root of these problems? 

Thank you for asking. This is one of my favorite things to talk about 
because it is so powerful. ..like you've cracked the healing code. | tell 
my clients that talk therapy can often primarily focus on a "thinking 
brain." | focus on the "feeling brain" —the nervous system and what 
is happening throughout your entire being. 

It begins with a very in-depth intake process. They might say, “I'm 
fighting with my partner a lot” or "I feel threatened іп my relationship." 
So we slow it down, and | ask questions like, "When your partner says 
this and a fight occurs, what happens inside of you? What goes on 
inside of your body?" They might feel like they want to run away, and 
that's when | can begin to detect their attachment style. When | 


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hear, "My partner doesn't give me enough attention; it's never enough," 
that might be a more anxiously aligned attachment strategy. 

Once we identify their most common attachment strategy, it may 
or may not be useful to ask when these feelings developed or, “When 
was the first time you remember feeling this way? What was your 
childhood like? How available was love and touch when you were a 
kid?” Other times it's more useful to be with what's happening right 
now. From there | can slow the process down—especially if someone 
is having an anxious attachment response, where their body is very 
activated and in fight-or-flight mode. 

You mentioned trauma being stored in the body. I’ve been able to help 
clients experiencing chronic pain without even being in the same room 
as them because we are accessing the emotion stored in the body, then 
showing the body that the client is prepared to process these emo- 
tions with the support of a network and tools and resources. We are 
able to move the emotion through the body and get rid of chronic pain. 


| read the touching testimonials on your site and was wondering 
if there was a particular case that stays with you, one that ham- 
mers home that feeling of “This is why | do what | do.” 

One of my most impactful cases was a client who would experience 
intense pelvic pain during intercourse. We did three sessions together 
where | slowed everything down and we kind of started to talk to the 
pain. And | said, “Pain, what are you doing here? What's going on? Why 
are you manifesting in this way?” Pain is normally there to protect; it’s 
going to try to immobilize us from doing something the body thinks is 
unsafe. That's the kind of lens we use in this work: Why is this pain 
immobilizing freedom of movement, freedom of emotion, of expres- 
sion, of sexuality? Why is the body resorting to pain to slow us down 
and stop us from doing something else? 

50 we spoke to the pain. And this client was fully prepared to get 
surgery. | asked it, “How old do you think my client is?” And the pain 
thought my client was over a decade younger. We then asked, “What 
are you trying to protect my client from?” And there’s always an emotion 
underneath— shame, sadness, fear, rejection. ..things like that. The mo- 
ment! find out what's going on, | ask my client, “What resources do you 
have, in this moment, in your life, when you feel those emotions? What 
do you do?” | have them list out their resources, and then | ask the pain, 
“Do you hear what's happening, how resourced my client is?” 

They talk me through how they’re feeling—increased heart rate, 
sweaty hands, etc. And we stop there, showing the body that we can 
feel fear and feel shame and feel sadness and still stay present in this 
moment. That's a huge part of somatic work: Can | feel difficult emo- 
tions and stay connected to everything around me? 

By the third session the pain was gone and there was no need for 
surgery. When you start to notice the absence of everything that was 
there before and you start to see the possibilities—those are the mo- 
ments where | feel like this is exactly where l'm meant to be. 


Tell me about the clients who find their way to you. Are there any 
common traits or trends? 

| see people from so many different demographics. | see singles and 
couples, people who are in open and polyamorous relationships with 
multiple partners. | see clients who are monogamous, queer, different 
gender identities and different ages. It’s quite a range, and | feel so 
blessed every time | get to connect with someone. 


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Another thing that | find really interesting about your approach 
is how it applies to so much more than sex—to be happy in life, 
we must love ourselves. We yearn to feel safe, loved and au- 
thentically connected to the ones we love. | can sort of imagine 
a couple coming to you for help with their sex lives, only to 
emerge as stronger, more resilient human beings. 

| focus on nervous system health and secure attachment; intimacy is 
a happy byproduct of the process. If a client comes in and wants to 
learn sexual technique, we can absolutely do that. We can discuss a 
step-by-step process to do whatever it is they want to do in bed. But 
| find that how we are is so much more important than what we do. 
That's even true with me as a practitioner: It’s so important for me to 
be safe, relatable, unconditional, accepting and present, rather than 
just saying, “Okay, you’re having problems with your sex life. Follow 
steps А, В and С.” If your body isn't safe and you aren't fully present 
in your body, then it kind of doesn't matter. If | can create ап environ- 
ment for you and your partner to fully understand each other in a safe, 
calm state, then everything else you do is going to open up and be 
expansive, more connective. And then we can talk about technique. 


"Physician, heal thyself." Do you apply these techniques to your 
own life? 

Constantly! | come from a very conservative background and grew up 
repressed in many ways. l've done lots of work on myself, many dif- 
ferent types of healing over almost a decade. For me, the thing that 
really tipped the scale to opening up my life was doing somatic 
work—really getting to know my nervous system and creating a lan- 
guage for myself that transcends all aspects of my personal life. I'm 
constantly evaluating, bringing in new practices and sharing them 
with the people that | love. Even in my style of coaching, where I'm 
creating intimacy with my clients, | share with them. "Hey, the other 
day my nervous system was so activated that | couldn't make any 
decisions.” l've even had sessions where | say, "Listen, Гт really ac- 
tivated right now, but I'm going to stay with you, and I'm going to be 
with you in this session." It's almost like a mirroring technique: What 
is it like to witness someone who is feeling activated and then stay 
with them? These sessions can be so beautiful and beneficial. | never 
want the client to feel like Гт the practitioner over here, helping you 
over there on the other side of the room. We're in this together. 


Just walking through the door is a victory. Having the self-aware- 
ness to know you need help, that's a huge first step. How does 
one begin to articulate these feelings? What questions should 
we be asking ourselves? 

The first question you should be asking is, how safe do you feel in your 
body? Does your body feel like a place you can call home? The sec- 
ond question is, am | able to love in the capacity that | feel is natural 
to me, or do | feel inhibited? And am | able to receive love? As you said 
earlier, we have to love ourselves, and | absolutely believe that. More 
specifically, we have to allow ourselves to be loved. That's where a lot 
of the healing happens: "Can | receive love—into my body, into my 
spirit and into my heart?" You can copy-paste these questions into 
your relationship, your sex life, anything. 


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so nice. [п fact, my best friend 15 a porn star. | remember getting out of a bad relation- 
ship and needing a place to stay. So | went to her place, and we got to talking about her 
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her robe. “What do you think is my best 
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be your ears.” 

“Му ears?!” Jennifer shouted. “How 
can you possibly think that the best part 
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WHAT WOULD IT BE LIKE TO-GET A LAP DANCE 
FROM YOUR FAVORITE PORN STAR? WONDER NO 
MORE, AS THESE FIVE-STAR FEATURE DANCERS 
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— 
Lots of people travel for work, but for topflight feature dancers, 
it's a labor of love. Like Maverick or Captain Marvel, these jet-set 
erotic artists are cut from a different cloth. Performers by day, 
headliners by night, they walk the walk in-pleaser heels and little 
else. Porn is hard Work, and these XXX stars are doing double 
. duty to bring the heat to your doorstep. 

While it's increasingly common for سس‎ to do the 
gentlemen's club circuit, one can’t help but wonder why: Is it the 
money? The energy? А sense of wanderlust? All of the above. 
But more than anything? Из for you—the fans. Five iconic in- 
dustry titans take.us coast-to-coast with this firsthand look at 
the life of a touring feature dancer. Lineup for the meet and greet 
starts behind us. >> 


JENNIFER WHITE 

LET'S GET PHYSICAL 

То paraphrase the immortal words of Jacobim Mugatu, “Jennifer 
White. . .50 hot right now.” In case you haven't noticed, the divine Ms. 
White is having a moment—and a well-deserved moment at that, 
with over а decade under her belt as one of adult's best kept secrets. 
Hot on the heels of her first-ever DVD showcase, Jennifer talks about 
suffering for her art and how that fan energy makes it all worthwhile. 


HUSTLER: Congratulations on your 14-year adult entertainment 
anniversary! At what point did you decide to try feature dancing? 
JENNIFER WHITE: | think | started about six, seven years ago. Some- 
thing like that. ۱۵ always heard from other big-name performers that 
it can be really beneficial to your career to do appearances and show 
your face. And now that I’m doing it, а agree with that 100%. Every 
time | dance, | get a boost in all my social media views across all 
platforms, OnlyFans members...it helps out a lot. Enough that my 
popularity started to take off the second | started doing it. 


What makes it so rewarding? Why do you enjoy being a feature 
dancer? 

The physicality of Ht 一 pole dancing is a lot of fun. When | was just start- 
ing out, | took some pole dancing classes so that | looked like | knew what 
| was doing. That part has been a learning experience, and а fun one 
at that. The other part | like is when | do interviews like this or the one 
| did for Holly Randall; | like to hear my fans’ feedback. When | show 
up at these places, they usually have a lot to tell me, and | like that. 


Was there a particular fan interaction that made an impression? 
Right after my Holly Randall interview, someone at the club came up 
to me and said they didn't know who | was before listening to it and 
how they thought | was a badass. That kind of reaction makes me feel 
validated; it’s pretty awesome. 


So you've taken classes, you've had years to hone your craft— 
l'm curious, what makes a Jennifer White performance unfor- 
gettable? 

| do a pole dancing routine, flips and all. | try to incorporate tricks when- 
ever | can, because one thing | ve heard from house dancers is how a 
lot of feature dancers don't even touch the pole.. .at all. So, yeah, | like 
to show off a little bit. But what really makes the night special for me 
is the interaction at the meet and greet that | do after. | like to chat 
with my fans and get to know them. That's special. 


Touring is a lot of work. Do you mind being on the road? 

| enjoy traveling, but in short spurts. | only do one or two gigs a month, 
because that's about all my body can handle, from the travel to the 
dancing itself. I'm literally covered in bruises by the time I'm done. 


[п related news, | found this tweet you posted in March of 2022: 
“| did 11 feature dancing shows іп 4 days. I’m beat.” How did 
you survive? 

That has to be the Gold Club [Sacramento], because they're the only 
club that does that. Usually, you do four to five shows total over a 
two- or three-day period. So 11 shows, It’s a lot. | don't know how | 
survived, to be honest. 


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Any hilarious mishaps that aren't too painful to share? 

| wear these fake ponytails onstage sometimes. | was dancing at Sap- 
phire in New York, and | did this flip on the pole. That's when it got caught 
on something and pulled my hairpiece right off! | was mortified. 


How did you recover? 
| just toughed it out and kept going. The show must go on! 


Fourteen years 15 a long time, especially in this industry. Do you 
ever meet fans who have followed you from day one? 

Yeah, there's this group of guys on the East Coast who, ever since | 
started feature dancing, will always come out to support me and were 
fans long before | started feature dancing. They're really awesome. 


“JENNIFER WHITE 
‘PHOTO COURTESY XEMPIRE/ ' 
MILE HIGH MEDIA 


Your Evil Angel showcase is absolutely mind-blowing. How does 
it feel, being at the top of your game, signing a DVD copy of Deep 
Inside Jennifer White? 

surreal. That's the only word to describe К. Гуе wanted this for so long, 
and now that it's finally happening, | don't know what to do with this 
energy. I'm just so happy. 


| am the proud father of two adorable cats and hate being away 
from them. Tell me, just between us: Do you ever FaceTime your 
cat and dog while you're away? 

| do, actually. | miss them so much when "т away! You gotta FaceTime; 
it's super important to me. 

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HALEY SPADES 

DANCING DAYS 

She studied marketing in school, but it doesn't take ап MBA to know 
that feature dancing 15 good business for performers. А petite дупато 
who packs a wallop in every scene, Haley Spades sees feature danc- 
ing as a way of reconnecting with her strip club roots while paying hom- 
age to the women who have inspired her along the way. New York glam, 
Southern belle—there's a Haley for every occasion, and heaven is just 
а lap dance away. 


HUSTLER: Your adult debut was in 2021, but before that you 
worked as a dancer in New Orleans. And if l'm not mistaken, you 
got your start at Larry Flynt's HUSTLER Club? 

HALEY SPADES: That's where | started. HUSTLER is where | first au- 
ditioned. 


And what do you remember about that day? 

It was terrifying! [Laughs.] | was extremely nervous. Му legs were shak- 
ing, and | remember thinking, Oh, my God, now I have to show my tits. 
But | was a cute 18-year-old, so | ended up getting hired. 


| came across this great quote where you talk about being a 
dancer: “1 gained so much wisdom and so many friendships and 
connections out of that. It made me grow up really fast. It made 
me feel more confident. It made me feel a different way about 
life." [Source: AVN] How so? 

What | was trying to get at is how | got to work with all sorts of women 
who were following different paths in life. They would talk about their 
experiences, and | gained so much wisdom and insight; the friendships 
| made in the club are unlike any other. Such a pure sisterhood. As for 
the confidence it gave me. ..when you're being showered with money 
and compliments, it's a rocket ride! 


Why feature-dance on top of being an in-demand performer? Is 
it about having multiple revenue streams? Or does your passion 
run deeper than dollars? 

| would say both. | respect the art form, so being able to do this feels re- 
ally good. | always like to remind myself where | came from, so for me 
this is about paying my respects. But it's also great to have money! 


So how exactly do these nights work? For instance, who books 
your flight? Who pays you? 


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| fly out, perform, then fly back the next day. It’s booked through the 
Lee Network, and they have ties to all the Sapphire clubs throughout 
the U.S. Sapphire cuts me a check for performing, and | keep all my tips 
plus whatever | make selling merch and lap dances. 


So your plane lands, and presumably someone is there to pick you 
up in a limo? 

Oh, my God, | wish. | have to take an Uber, but obviously they reimburse 
that. "т usually landing at around 3 p.m. or 4 p.m. Then I'll take a nap 
at the hotel before getting picked up to go to the club at about 10:45 
p.m. or 11 p.m. | do my show; I'm there for a few hours, get driven back 
to my hotel, then fly back the next morning. 


| imagine people are пісе and respectful for the most part, but 


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| don't see you wandering around the club unaccompanied. 
Oh, no, they don't let you do that. It also waters down who you are as 
that night's “celebrity,” so they keep me separated from everybody. 


East Coast versus West Coast—l'm wondering if you notice any 
differences between, say, New York and Sacramento? 

This kind of ties in with research | did back in the day, where you have 
to sort of mold and form yourself to your market. In Sacramento, it’s a 
very rural kind of environment, so | pull out all the classic stripper 
songs, like “Next Contestant” [Nickelback] and “Рот Star Dancing” [My 
Darkest Days]. Whereas, when I’m in New York, they like it more lively, 
upbeat and energetic. They get the full glam experience. But in Sac- 


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ramento it's more Southern and innocent, not so dolled up all the time. 


Adapting to your audience just seems like good business. 

And | think that's my marketing background, to know what you should 
do and how it will benefit you the most, because not every crowd 1$ 
the same. 


Not to get hung up on the negatives, but is there anything about 
being on the road that you could do without? 

The travel. | just got back from Japan about a week and a half ago, so 
going to New York a week later... Oh, man. Another cross-country flight? 
Okay, let's go! 


What makes it all worth it? 

| like to meet my fans. Plus, it reminds me of my dancing days. Going 
back to my roots always feels really good. 

Follow Haley Spades! X, OF: @HaleySpades; IG: @GamerGirlHaley 


RACHAEL CAVALLI 

GIRLS, GIRLS, GIRLS! 

Between her incendiary porn career and a new па! salon, perform- 
er-entrepreneur Rachael Cavalli has a loton her plate. And while she's 
taking fewer bookings than before, being a feature dancer is a calling 
she simply cannot ignore. From conquering her fears to connecting with 
adoring fans, learn how Rachael is bringing joy (and the occasional 
bidding war) to cities near and far. 


HUSTLER: You just got back from a well-deserved vacation. | 
take it you’re busier than ever? 

RACHAEL CAVALLI: Oh, my gosh, yes, extremely. | ve got my nail sa- 
lon that we opened back in October 22, so that's keeping me occu- 
pied. It's hectic enough that Гуе had to cut down feature dancing to 
just once a month. I'm still shooting full-time too, so lm definitely 
staying busy. 


| believe you were booked in New York just a couple weeks ago? 

| was! К was at Sapphire, one of my favorite places to go. Always а 
great time. Tons of fans come out, and it’s good to see everybody. You 
gotta love New York! 


| can only imagine how long the line is for your meet and greet. 
People are lining up until closing time. Гт doing lap dances, signing 
stuff, taking pictures. 


Do a lot of people go for the lap dance? 

Definitely. For fans who have never met me before, it gives us a little 
one-on-one time together. | also sell DVDs, prints, my pocket pussy... 
but I’m all out of hoodies, unfortunately. 


Damn. That’s something musicians and feature dancers have in 
common: All the money is in the merch. 
Right? 


You have a very interesting origin story as a feature dancer. How 
did it happen for you? 
A club owner was getting a lot of requests for me, so he hit up an agent. 


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The agent told him he'd ask, but was pretty sure | didn't dance. And 
this guy was like, “I don't care what you have to do. Just get her over 


here.” So | finally did it, and it was really hard. I'll never forget my first 
appearance; | was so nervous. Shaking. Из so easy for те to get 
naked and have sex for the whole world to see, but їо get onstage and 
take my clothes off? 


What made you want to keep doing it? 

The chance to visit states Гуе never been to, traveling, meeting fans 
who can't make it to the big adult expo events—those were my main 
reasons. But also to conquer my fear. 


Can you describe a moment where those fears were put to rest? 

My second trip to Pittsburgh —just recently. | went thinking it wasn't go- 
ing to be busy, but then, when | got up there, it was freaking packed. 
| was offering rides [а short but sweet lap dance] for $10, and the line 
was so long that | thought | was going to faint before | was done. Every- 
one was so welcoming, and | had so much fun making connections. 


Who else has been lucky enough to see you in the flesh? 

| once did a tour that included Pittsburgh, Philly, New Уогк...Гуе done 
Chattanooga, Oklahoma, Tijuana, Sacramento, San Diego, Indiana... 
next month I'm in North Dakota. I'm booked quite a bit. 


Tijuana and Ghattanooga must be two very different experiences. 
Tijuana was...different. People don't really come up to the stage as 
much; they sort of watch from afar. Somebody might come up and 
throw down a bunch of money, but then go sit right back down. The 
interaction was not what I'm used to. In Chattanooga there's a six-foot 
distance between the patrons and the performer. It’s crazy. My whole 
thing is interacting with my fans, shaking my tits in their faces. It was 
really hard. 


What are your female fans like? 
More aggressive and very fun. 


Do tell! 

In Pittsburgh there was this little contest going on between a guy and 
girl sitting on opposite sides of the stage. And she was like, “| guaran- 
tee | have more money to throw than him!” She kept coming up to get 
dances. He'd throw money; she'd throw money. Just battling all night 
and talking shit to each other from across the stage. 


And are women lining up to meet you after the show? 
They are! Some buy a picture, others buy my DVDs. ..one lady bought 
my pocket pussy for her husband. | thought that was sweet. 


You work with all the top studios and are one of the top talents in 
the industry today; yet you still make time to be a feature danc- 
er. Why? 

My fans. They keep me going. From watching my videos to following 
me on social media and showing up at the club to support, ۱۲ feels so 
awesome. | love connecting with new people, and I'm so grateful to 
everyone who believes in me and what | do. 

Follow Rachael Cavalli! X, OF: &RachaelCavalli; IG: @OfficialRachael- 
Cavalli, &HoneyNailzHollywood 


LAUREN PHILLIPS 

WE ARE FAMILY 

Prolific doesn't even begin to describe Lauren Phillips, a living hard- 
core legend whose tireless output and trademark giggle make life worth 
living. A relative newcomer to the world of feature dancing, this pro- 
fessionally trained stepper is on a mission to build a community that 
includes all sex workers. And if you're lucky enough to be invited on- 
stage, a Word of advice: Don't overstay your welcome. 


HUSTLER: You've been nominated for an Exotic Dancer Award! 
Which category? 
| AUREN PHILLIPS: Correct! Newcomer Feature Entertainer of the Year. 


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a seasoned performer, but feature dancing 1$ a rel- 
atively new adventure. 

Exactly. People say I'm not a newcomer, but the truth is, 
Гуе only been doing this for a year now. | may not be new 
to the community, but l'm new to stripping. 


New but not a novice. Tell us about your background 
in professional, mainstream dance. 

Growing up, | trained in ballet, tap, jazz, modern, Chi- 
nese ribbon dancing—l'd try anything. | hold a degree in 
dance from Rutgers University and worked professionally 
for six years with two modern companies on top of being 
a backup dancer for a Tina Turner impersonator. 


Many people start out stripping and transition into 
porn, but you went from professional entertainer to 
adult film star and then feature dancer. 

| was an artist working multiple jobs; | even worked as a 
nanny on top of teaching dance. At the time | was living 
in small-town New Jersey and feeling frustrated. ..it was 
so hard. | loved dancing, but | was starting to hate it, 
because it felt like a job. Then one of my dancer friends 
told me point-blank, "You'd be great as a porn star!" Back 
then | was nationally certified to teach dance, from begin- 
ner to advanced. But | only started stripping when | be- 
came a feature dancer. 


The Lauren Phillips party never stops: Archibald's 
(DC), Deja Vu Showgirls (MI), Exposé (CA), Black- 
jack's (IL), Larry Flynt's HUSTLER Club (MO & NV), 
Cheerleaders (PA), Pink Pony (FL), Omnia Blue Gen- 
tlemen's Club (FL), Cadillac Lounge (ВІ)... Why is 
tour life the life for you? 

| like to travel! [Giggles.] It's kind of like being on set; 
when I'm on set, it's the most amazing experience in the 
world. It's my safe space. | know the crew; | know every- 
body. It's my family. And going to these different clubs, 
that is what l'm trying to create now. Not just with the 
owners, but the managers, the house girls—1 want to 
create a family in the feature community. 


Things must get kind of crazy when you hit the stage. 
Гуе had a lot of great experiences where | was like, 
"Holy shit! | didn't know that was going to happen." | do 
this thing where | bring an audience member up onstage 
and they pay $10 for a short little lap dance. But they 
kept putting my chair out early, so people just kept com- 
ing up. It got to be so much that | broke the chair. Then on 
top of that this girl says she wants to give me a lap dance. 
And | was like, "Okay, fine," but then after she wouldn't 
get off the stage. She was lying there while | tried to 
work around her until security finally pulled her off. 


Yikes! 
Гуе had fans get a little too into it. One guy picked me up 


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when | was doing a lap dance on him, and all | could think was, Oh, 
God, please don't drop me. 


People have died for less. How about the meet and greet? What 
are your best sellers? 

Every club and city 15 different. Lap dances and my Kiiroo toy do real- 
ly well, so | usually push those the most. ۱۱۱ bring prints to sign, but 
most of the time they want a private dance with me. Selfies are also 
big; ГП usually have a light set up, and my assistant does it for me. But 
| push the private dances because there's more money in it, and it’s 
fun to grind up on a guy. Гт such a tease! 


Does it feel special being a headliner and seeing your fans line 
up to meet you? 

It does. It makes me feel like I've accomplished something. But I'm 
not doing this to feel special; I’m doing this because | want to support 
my community. When | started out, my goal was to be a well-known 
porn star. Now | want to make a difference. | want showgirls to under- 
stand how, despite adult entertainment being split up into these 
cliques, we're all doing the same thing. My goal now is to support and 
embrace the feature dancer community. I'm trying to show that, as a 
female, if you put your mind to it, you can do anything. 

Follow Lauren Phillips! X, IG: @LaurenFillsUp; LaurenPhillips.com 


CASSIDY LUXE 

LET ME ENTERTAIN YOU 

A former pastry chef who loves animals, Cassidy Luxe 15 a dancer а! 
heart. In fact, her love of dance is how she found sex work—first as 
a stripper, then as an OnlyFans creator who would go on to dominate 
adult entertainment (and our hearts). Now, as a feature dancer, her 
passion comes full circle as she flies city to city, performing for fans 
across the country. Meet her in the VIP for a lap dance or even a re- 
freshing nap! 


HUSTLER: Do you ever stop to think about what a wild ride it’s 
been and how you got here? 

CASSIDY LUXE: Nearly every day! And every previous version of my- 
self is happier for it. Like so many others, | spent a long time feel- 
ing unhappy and lost before finally becoming this version of me. For 
as long as | can remember, | knew this was precisely what | wanted 
to do with my life. And | never imagined so many avenues would open 
once | got here! Amazingly, stripping is what got me started in the 
first place. 


You’re dancing in New York this Saturday! What sexy tricks do 
you have up your sleeve? 

т super excited to be heading back to NYC! Onstage, there is defi- 
nitely a method to my madness. Usually I'll start with a pole trick to 
grab everyone's attention. Once | have them, Гт a total floorwork 
girlie. There's something so powerful about seducing a crowd through 
your body language, eye contact and energy. | love interacting with 
my fans! 


Not everyone is cut out for tour life. Do you enjoy being on the road? 
| absolutely love traveling for my job. It's incredibly refreshing to get away 
from it all—even for work! Feature dancing has taken me to new places 


while instilling a deeper appreciation for what the world has to offer. 


These events are a chance for your fans to meet you in the flesh. 
Any memorable encounters, awkward, funny or otherwise? 

| receive a lot of fan art. It's amazing stuff, and interesting to see how 
others see you! In general, these encounters are always great. People are 
super kind and respectful. The last time | was in NYC, a fan brought me 
Victoria's Secret body spray and lotion, which | love! | still use it to this day. 


Any chance you've danced in Florida? Because | would love to 
know how that compares to a city like New York. 

| have and do! But my dancing career actually started in Philly. Cultur- 
ally, it's very different. In general, | would say there is less pressure 
during a one-on-one interaction than with customers up north. How- 
ever, the money in Florida is crazy! | can be a successful dancer any- 
where, but Florida money is top tier. 


Do you have any travel hacks to speak of? Snacks, how to pack, 
hotel minibar cheats, etc... 

Always take a decongestant before the flight. | know that's dorky, but 
it makes a huge difference. 


Does it feel lonely sometimes? 

When the insomnia hits, a little bit. l've always been a bit of a loner 
though. Гт an only child, so Гт pretty independent and enjoy time 
alone. Granted, it was a little lonely before | became more open about 
being in the industry, not being able to share where | am or why I'm 
traveling. But now that the secret is out, it's fun to share with family 
and friends. 


Has anyone ever proposed to you? Fans rushing the stage, you 
karate-chopping your way out? 

Гуе had women climb onstage and kiss me on the mouth or other 
parts of my body, where that kind of thing is strictly forbidden! Per- 
sonally, | don't mind. | want you to have fun! Part of my job is making 
sure people are entertained. 


Why is feature dancing important to you? 

Dancing was my first love. | found myself through dance, and dance 
is how | discovered the path I’m on. While | may not be able to dance 
as often as | used to, | will never not honor that part of my life. Also, 
the feeling | get from giving someone else a great time is priceless. | 
love the attention | get when | perform; | love interacting and sharing 
a good vibe with people who appreciate what | do. That's what's im- 
portant to me. 


Have you ever hooked a whale? Thousand-dollar tips, nonnego- 
tiable bearer bonds, etc.? 

Гуе made great money thanks to some well-known clients—typically 
athletes. One of my favorite memories is from a night | was dancing 
on Thanksgiving Eve. | was in the VIP room with [name redacted]. Не 
ordered one of everything from the food menu and asked if he could 
just nap. The nap turned into a five-hour slumber, and | ended up mak- 
ing about $6k that night—the rooms are $1k an hour! We actually keep 
in touch to this day! | 

Follow Cassidy Luxe! X, IG, OF: &ltsCassidyLuxe 


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па avows. “| appreciate every form of the human body. Public sex, горе play, wax play and 
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show you exactly how they 
like to be tipped. ..and dicked. 
They may be young, but they 
are far from inexperienced. 
Photography courtesy HUS- 
TLER Video. 


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