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war мон says Ernest Heming 
“is what you fee] good alter. And 
what immoral is what you feet bad 
alter.” 

By dis yardstick, Не 
mam o unimpeachable 
many qa he has hit the 
tumbled wenches, enjoy 


boule, 
such or 


ganized carnage as war 
and has felt 
People with 
y would. а sinner, and 
the wages ol sin, they sav, are death. But 
‘cheated death time and 
to become а scarred and 
American legend, а Great 
White Hunter, a husband of four wives, 
а winner ol Nobel and Pulitzer prizes 
and “the bronze god of the whole con- 
temporary literary eperience în Amo 
words ме Allred Кали). 


tan nurture should know and write so 
weil of the devil and the underworld.” 
Oak Park was and is decent, dry and 
ull: the boundary between this 

‘cous suburb and its parent city, Chi 
has been defined as the point where the 
saloons end and the churches begin. 
That Hemingway, raised in this middle 
class capital ol die should write 
за Hasty ol forni 


The devil andere. Mem 
ingvay discovered, are popular ыеп. 
HE noeh sell (шии ar the. ck 
stores and. Hollywood Bas bought the 
Tights to тюм uf them for. impromive 
sums, Hut Hemingway cane. please 
everyone, Rightwinger, don't like him 
when he takes pohon at American 
сриайев (To Hive and Have Not) or 
au Franco (For Whom the Dell Tollos 
Jetwingers don't like him became he 
has never been critical enough ol society 
to suit them. Hemingway says that, at 
опе time, he was absolutely heartbroken 
Si the terrible things going on in the 


Was whether he should uy to do 


KILEY AND REMINCWAY, WITH FLOYD СОВА. 


something abou it or be a writer. "Cold 
ae а make, 1 decided to be a write. 
Which may explain shy маса 
Archibald MacLeish call him a literary 
irresponsible. 

Diciples of Dr. Freud are also dis 
tured by him. His prone в аргу 

and arches 
ans черт, not wih 
ali is ашин may bc nure of 
тасса. For Hemingways 
жеп. reveals a raura 
Sin. Jake Barm 


И was a ronen way 
lel]. а boy sexually a 


himscll in God Res You Merry Gentle 
men; in For Whom the Bell Tells, an 
hoar that 


tagonise Pablo, likened to 
has been altered" an 


ones On à 
level. his work is rile with 
castración symbols: the hero of The 
Snows of Kilimanjaro dics from a ys 
prenons leg: Harry Morgan. of To He 
and Have Not, loses an arm ("There 
5 ıhan low an эта Y 

amd you've got n 
And a man's still 
with one ol these 
Т got these other two still"): 
Loy Me, a woman destroys her hue 
bands cherished collection of snakes 


and arrowheads (iwo explicit phallic 
symbols) - . and the list is only partial, 
A facetious thought occurs: might нос 
Hemingway's leitmotif be the intrepid 
but impotent words of а popular song 


Toe been around the world 


lutions 


The N 
But still 1 can't get started 
With you, 


Ih. Pole Tue charted, 


What, then, is Hemingway? What is 
һе beides the ана drinking, denh 
Baron. st iecore, meg 
imtponsble author af ымм 
оймо lodder? ч 
Tor one thing, he may be the greatest 
writer in thc world. x 
James Joyce and And 
epp 
ong po 
Walls 
та 


Gide are deal, 
an asylum, 1. S. Flint 
Broadway comedies, 
Faulkner no 
cate with amy od 

1 


temporary American т 
"ice 2 сер oak 
pares (pum Intendi), (а 
s become а moras of incense and 


ture 
butterflies and Spanish 
(concluded overleaf) 


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PLAYBOY 


TARONER 


WALLACE 


бее myle amd hyperfine, imagery 

there в ut Ten 

Truman is his prophet a 

mittedis, both good and bad writers of 
all of them are primarily 

‚can. In reacuon to the 

ial writing of the last cen- 


this school, bi 


iv bur what i m 
запас. but 
writer are so busy exploring чумы 
jungles that they neglect to blue their 
tali or the bench a those who follow 
When ties readers wander in cnc 
and become low. they are apt to cuc 
them for fools and stubbornly crash on 
alone. Perhaps Because he has меда 
man a real Jungle in his Ше, Heming- 
мау knows the importance of а well 
blazed trail Ee 
In this ише of Lavor, and in sev- 
eril Baer do come уон wil mer 
posa Заки "sce him 
ough te eves of his old РА and 
drinking ‘companion, Jed Kilo. The 
ssp e has Pal vat poi 
ry lia а ceto caca Be 
inning as a reponer m Chicago with 
5 Gale Мәсдимшт Kiley 
ay through the Мемнан 
cr war ol 1916, in ВЪН was operar. 
ing a Paris night chu. "Ie was cay. hc 
tell us "E put in a poor цео ol 
champagne, a hot band ad бок show, 
and ached prices 10%. The Americane 
Game in йил” In Paris he эшне 
reputation э "Miser Sex” 
kd him about this particular facet o 
dis шу, Ше grid, which 
roinerer admin "1 was some baby 
When È ea a kid. Тоок gal away йош 
Rudolph Valentino when he war at he 
height of һ carcer as э hear beaker 
Dut эй his stay in Gay Paree wast 
pent overcharging tourists and beating 
Valentino» time. Не was abo an editor 
of The Bowlevordier, э sort of Parisian 
Ftagnoy that published the carly work 
Ha. T. Seni Кита, 

feld amd (io return to ou 
original subject) а young fellow named 
Emet Ме Hemingway, Dt was inthis 
Paris ol the Rewing Twente dit 
Kilcys Iriendship with Hemingway be 


этет 


TT 
К 


т 
thorized bios—carelully expurgatci 
dressed up by the subjects are 
Tioudy rosy and notoriously dull 
garding this реу ноу serie», Hem 


told Kiley: “You can thing pon 
ıt me, but 
wit 

fi 


We conldirt wane a better guide d 
the umexpungatoi, unauthorized Kiley 
to lead ue through she jungles ol darke 
Hemingway and show us the Vita 
ortance af being Ernest The 
Bose: between Jod and Papa H 
inthis September se of MAYSON. 
viasmon's penthouse apartment; de 
signed by J. 1 Tucker. receive a seven- 
Pc ll prio и i 
And another fi м. Youli б 
diggings 1 
ema ср 
Folle Bepere, has been turned into a 
Cello Extravaganza and тилу моу was 
there or the ning. 
nih, leads oll 
fine уши by Robert Sheckler, wl 
Story appeared here jt 
Lave, Inreiporeted i the 
mew opus, and we think youl agree it's 
a cir Fred Selen dd the Se op 
ing Ско page illustration. Ar Doll 
mer Hugh G. Foner, will give 


moving story ol marital tension titled 
Get Out of My Life 

ke in for the fist 
tie wich piece om the exciting young 
heavyweight, Floyd Patterson. J 
be handi 


preview. 
Patrick Chase kept the cabl 
ichling copy fro 


all this doesn’t leave you reeling, there's 
а perky peppering of Party Jokes, limer 
ichs and cartoons to add а final Klip to 
this saucy September issue. 


DEAR PLAYBOY 


ЕЗ Avons asoy MAGAZINE + 11 E SUPEMOR st, CHCAGO 11, numos 


MISS JUNE 

The men ol Bryan Hall, 
te, have voted Mis Ju 
te of the Year. Wh 


June Playm 
back home to the Bronx? Alter se 
Gloria's beautiful everything in the Jus 
she gets my vote as the 
ic L would like mest to check 
TÉ Gloria is an indication of the 
trim craft that are now plying Bronx 
aters, I'm heading back 
Please send me Gloria's address as I 
would lie to challenge her to a game -+ 
of ches. Ы 
La, (jg) Mickey Kappes 
USS. Skagi 
t/o FPO, San Francisco, Calit. 
Can't send you Gloria's address, 
Mickey, but you can write to her im 
care of the magazine, 


Here's my Friskie box-top and halfa- 
cover рома the 
)- please 


if, at the end of this 
completely, sed 
dead so it's damned unlike 
demand a refund. 

As a bachelor of forty who should 
know about such things (and 1 son 
times wonder И 1 do), 1 would say 
simply, that she is the most 

I. Dorsey Loane 
Rock Най, Maryland 


ШЇ probably be 
that Fl 


Ней Any of you guys notice the beu 
Vive eyes on ва June? Take an- 
ойы look! Pre, huh 
An espongo 
‘Auburn, Nebraska 


CHESS FAUX PAS. 
1 feel certain it was photographer 
Herman Leonard, not chess expert АТ 
Horowitz, who weht Gloria Walker 
how to play the game for her Playin 
picture in your June issue. Bur even 
"with the board set sideways, I'd enjoy a 
game with Gloria 
Dennis S, Robbins 
Los Angeles, California 


Whoever was playing (chos) with our 
exquisite Jus te was obviously 
bed ‘by the propinquity ol those 
pulchritudinous pulmonary protruber 


ances, because he set the chess board up 
sideways. The white square should be 
in the lower corner of the board 
(sce diagram, page 54. mavnor, June, 


1956). He gave her two white Bishops 
also, but who cares? I give her three 
ole chess set and а Ше 


cheers, the wi 


acca towel гад. 
in the held of modern home de 

та 
pois, Alan. 
РА. Just once before 1 die- may 1 play 
with jour che set 


ihe photographing ol the June Play 
mad МЕЗ June Б engaged in a mox 
unorthodox game ol thes. To begin 
with, the board istis sideways the left 
Corner square should be lac. not white 
Ако, Más June seems to be playing ber 
pieces in 2 most unusual mainet: & She 
Ris two Bihops om white; only one 
should be. 1. И we take the board за 
placed coreciiy. she has а doubledhup 
Pawn on square 15, with no black piece 
taken prior to the one shes cop 
пом. € And what В she taking 
Knight wih? The same Pawn 
Til bet. d. In addition, her Ki 

ars to be occupyin 
nce and it kooks as thon 
Rook were planning on ru 
board эй by itt 

Now how are we supposed to win this 
game with so much Шарау р 
En? Or will die lovely Playmate throw 

the towel of her own accord? Sul, the 
game docs show progros=weve already 
Taken onc of her nights 1 mean Knight 
And who could эһ for a more worthy 
‘opponent? 


ghly enjoyed your entire chess 
Lost Gambit was a clever 

strip poker and who posed 
һом? Wow! 


Berkeley, с 

тълувоуз living cheugirl were posed 
Ly Marion Scott, who previously ap 
peered as the May Playmate. 


SOUND OF THUNDER 

Orchids to Ray Bradbury, and to you 
also, for his story in the June issue on 
the how toot yourself. dinosaur hunt 
A Sound of Thunder was, without ques. 


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the edge ol nou 

We also enjoy 
both written and 
nicc-bur, oh, that sı 


ne Gill the very end. 
features on chess 
torial. They were 
in prehistoria 
. Morgan Ш. 
ace С. Russell 
ancisco, Calitorn 


REPRINTS 
As а faithful wtavwoy reader since 
your {им baue, 1 feel Pin entitled to air 
thats been building up lor a 
є. In your July РЕМО. vou 
nee that you aie now paying top 
eüitoral rites in the feld. Fine. So how 
come we have lo put up with so many 
prints In a marine that arenes 
{quality the way wlavboy does (and gives 
il to t that PI adiit), 1 find the 


on Eve ready read. Im not 
acer w dhe Rial Chic the 
кешега М 
With the gripe out of the way. I 
ight as well include dhe kudos, ino: 
The avout в аром the bes Гус ever 
seen story quality В hne (when arc you 
ing to gi a Ted Stuigcon зо 
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continue drooling: pictorial Кина. 
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Special comment on the finc quality of 
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[сш im general fine. with special 
piae Tor. Thomas Mario's firt rae 
pieces on food and drink: cartoons wom 
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Wil bare some more 

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New Хой New York 
Im Ше beginning, телу fled. fo 
present e rendere ун. the beit, mos 
Entertaining materiel [rom both past vnd 
pren. Moves, we hl fo leon 
Пай any story printed nevi even 
Hin Tone fov, might have been al 
тену vend by a ceti mimber of wer 
lin. Because of туму тиет 
special popularity, we are won in а posi 
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COLLEGE JAZZ 
КОХ 
in the April AN 


review of college jazz. 
Hours. but missed any 
mention of the great jazz groups we have 
down North Texas State College. 
We've two outstanding p 

the NTSC campus: o 
stands up to 


an octet that 
пу other jazz ong 


professional or otherwise; the otber, a 
20 piece band, is abo an amazing college 
aggregation. 

Perhaps yon didu know that this 
college only accredited school in 
the nation that oilers a degree in jaz 
The head of the department is Dr. M. Е. 
Hall. sometimes referred to as the Doctor 
ol Ju 

Bob Knight 
North Texas State College 
Denton, Texas 


‘TENNIS, ANYONE? 
1 read with considerable interest your 
spread on chess in the June iv 
ay T suggest a чий compre 
hensive presentation on tennis? I'm сет. 
tain it would be very much appreciated 
by your readers. 
Harry Е. Owens 
Piusburgh, Pennsylvani 


GIRLS 
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PLAYBOY'S OFFIC 
Janes Pilgrim в. 


around your office. 
give us a Playmate feature in an early 
sure that includes all the luscious Lassies 
who work for rLavnoY 
Bill Chatham 
Nashville, Tennessee 


SELFCTING THE FIRST WIFE 
Just a suggesion from a “fis” wife 
(aho. the monthly purchaser and dis 
бете of rrAvov in my family) for 
Sible future serious, rather than чийа. 
advice that author Shepherd Mead 
Bi gie to laser and to era the 
Bel ny poen iter On 
boys never die, they just get married. 
Teo wany men тиюи лае 
women im two categories "Them that 
will and them that wont dhe type you 
marry, Ше type you don 


ic. Contrary ta the pope 
xd men ami women hone, 
the man, who 

с mou. Therefore 

Бой water and 

dust dal looks 


‘gii who powencs all the domestic 
ie bel s са develop 
into a playmate, given the. proper ек 
nd guidance. Men com di 
hi plamene. 
ti in 
hoe things ош in 
ee 
Pope 
ber eseme of wing ma m 
fine superiori 
Womens magazines are full of advice 
for women оа weeniel marriage and 
they are tained Tor marriage when they 
arc om Bot ment sene 
pose training rarciy prepares them lor 
tie vole ot a good йени 1 realize 
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before marriage is mcant in fun, and we 
enjoy reading it, but perhaps playboys 
would welcome some serious advice on 
howto-have fun-though-married, too. 
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Staten Island, New York 


PROSPECTIVE PLAYMATES 

1 would like very much to be a Мар. 
тис of the Month. 1 know this dese 
в shared by thousands of other Ameri. 
an giris, but this has been my one big 
Sea sine iat read suo over A 

o. am enclosing a few rec 

nape irom my album and here are a 
few notes on macit: 1 am 23 ус old. 
Kentucky born (Lexington), blonde, 


stand 57 1347 tall, 3714211635 in the 

oper pisces I have been an Arthur 
Nickey dance тити. am airline 
stewardess and completed two years of 
college. 

1 will be waiting with fingers crowed. 
In fact, Lam so excited at the thought 
Tro sure 1 will not sleep ший 1 hear 
from: 

er Dee Taylor 
Houston, "Texas 


Several friends have suggested that T 
submit some photographs of myself to 


you, in hopes of becoming a Playmate. 
Sere they are. About peli Tm 19 
year old, attend Orange Coast College, 
UE Жо shows. f ат 57 4", 
mst S4”, wait ү» 85°: ва 

Tike the pictures È would consider i a 
great honor to bc chown as а Playmate 
St the Month, 

Susan Counter 

Laguna Beach, California 


Just picked up my June copy of наз 
xd add Шш уйи june Payee, 
Сана Walker, i ra doll, Lan ден 
2 New York telephone operator and sec 
be tat pte pnl rallada 
how one Roer about ge 

Lola Tuohey 
New York, New York 


PERFECT SECRETARY 
Having nothing to do, 1 thought I'd 
diop you a line and tell yo 
T enjoyed your cartoon 
fect Secretary. Each pi 
than the one before it, Т sull laugh 
every time 1 reread it. How about more 
ol this type of humor in the future? 
Mrs. M, Zinn 
Brunswick, Georgia 


Last Christmas I subscribed to prav- 
nov for two men in my life: my hus 
Land, who is La, Conminder do the 
Navy Air Force and my boss, for whom 
1 am employed as a pri 
Needless to say, 1 couldn't have ple 
either of them more than by gi 
1, too, enjoy the magazine very much 
we all got a real boot out of your 
ture, The Perfect Secretary. by AW 


Miller in the May sue, N; 
does not apply in any way to this ollic, 
"but was interesting nevertheless, We all 


look forward to our issues of 
every month, 


Mrs. Richard Carlson 
Columbus, Ohio 


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Thought you might be interested in 
Knowing that Jack Cole's cartoon on the 
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y instructor in Greek pl 
siders it one of the cleveresi 
has ever seen, 


Don Appleby 
Alpha Epsilon Pi 
University of Flori 
Gainesville, Florida 


We would like permission to use your. 
name for a barber shop quarteue ме 
have organized, We were siting around 
the other night after rehearsal trying 10 
think of a good. new idea for a name and 
some one mentioned your ver 
arine and th 

selves "The Playboy: 
AYY a» won as it his the s 
and feel if we can be as good a qu 
as you are а magazine, y 

to the top. 


8 
ill go clear 


Jim Ten Eyck, lead 
Rol Elson, tenor 
Harold Weaver, baritone 
Ivan Boyer, bass 
North Platte, Nebraska 
We're pleased by your choice of а 
пате and wish you many years of close 


harmony 
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PLAYBOY 


films 


Acting is an element af minor impor- 
fine fim, compounded of story. direc- 
torial, photographic and editing excel 
нее, has been none the worse for an 
entire cut of mediocre ato But when 
а story revolves around onc. powerful 
al character, and when that char 
who looks ike someon 
the wake. à man "gnawed within and 
Scorched: without wich the infixed. un 
able idea," 
or Ше могу should 
never be filmed м al. Such a story is 
Melville's Moby Dick, which John Hur 
ton 20 years ago dreamed ol Бим 
With his father the famous, бету W 
ter = as that Prometh 
Ahab, who sends himself, his ship 
and his crew to Ше ocean floor in the 
toune ol his vengelul kiling ог t 
Shale who chewed oft his leg. For some 
Feman, Ihe dream was shelved; Walter 
Huston never played Ahab: and when, 
fter hiv death son, John revived the 
dicam and realized it, Ме perverse, in 
edible choice for the role was Gregory 
Peck. The Alm Huston made has al th 
Screenplay. sisted Irom Melville with 
great trat by Ray Bradbury, Ва gem: 
sitive; the photography ravishes the eye: 
the eating is sharp and delt: and even 
the actors, perlectly cast, во their work 
sit stil all save one 
Despite m cn 
camera angles wily coaching and the 


and а great опе 


in character, Cap 


AFTER 


the soundtrack, Peck (a nice guy who 
did his best) is a feeble, tiny, impotent, 
totally inadequate Ahab. Hence, Moby 
Dick, which might have been the best 
film of the deca her, one of the 
most woeful wastes in the history of the 
screen: a beautiful, hollow shell. 


Jouncy Judy Holliday is а raucous ten- 
share holder who battles а conniving 
board of directors in The Solid Gold 
Cadillac. Her way with whimsy is beau- 
tifully brutal as she steams ahead with 
those doubletakes, non-sequiturs and 
wideeyed wisecracks that have become 
her trademark. Paul Douglas is the 
tycoon who kills the corporate dragon 
and gets the girl. but the whole cast is 


mere background for the spoof and 
spark of Holliday. 
The Bad Seed has set the care and rais 


ing of children back a good distance: 
whe parents now Irsk their kiddics for 
cosh and shiv every night before beddy 
bye. Hollywood's Mervyn L 

picked up the entire Broadway € 
told the whole gory business 
eeriest, most chilling horror story o 


year. N: elly (who may cop a 
Oscar) is the distraught mama who 
slowly gets wise that her only kid. a psy 


chopathic Goody Two Shoes played by 
Patty MeCormack, is running up a 

der score that’s crowding Jack the Rip 
pers. Shrewd. savage, cunning, our 
perverted Shirley Temple is a one map 
pet crime wave who kills for a trinket 
br a toy. Бит! 


Ole! An imposing newsreel anthology 
sided ull Fight обет a chilling pano. 
тата of classic boll sticking during the 
рам 50 years. Displaying no ments at 
Bi, and arving up а lot of pot rant, 
are such renowned ex and hooters a 
Belmonte, Joselito. Dominguin and the 
magnifcent Manolete. Yankee audiences 
may And ihe goring scenes а bit too 


vivid, but one of those two murderous 
males in the ring has got to lose. 


Stanley Kubrick: remember the mame. 
that’s right, hes the fellow who 
turned out die awfully amy and sell 
Conscious Fear and Desire 2 couple of 
успа ago, but every guy is permitted a 
Хатер. imt he? As of today, the 
talented cirie ме. k 5 капака up 
to fever pitch. For The Killing ва 
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THE AMOROUS GOLOSMITH—ribald elena. 
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said simple simon, let me taste your wares 


fiction By Robert Sheckley 


“Step up and kill а woman!" 


id the barker. 


PLAYBOY 


18 


be had on Kazanga. in a cheerful open 
manner, But dere was по mare than 
fun. 

Simon felt that something was miss 
ing in this bland existence. One day, he 
discovered what it was, 

A vendor came to Kazanga in a bat- 
tered spaceship loaded with books He 
was gaunt, whitehaired, and a little 
mad. А celebration was held for hin, for 
novelty was appreciated on the outer 
worlds, 

The vendor told them all the latest 
gossip: of the price war between De- 
пой IL 


оп Morac 
men of Dorm V talked. And at last 
someone said, "Tell us of Earth” 
"Ah!" said the vendor, raising his eye 
brows, "You want to hear of the mother 
[рей Well friends, there's no place 
iie ом Earth, по place at all, On 
arth, friends, everything is posible, 
and nothing denied” ^ РО 
“Nothing?” Simon asked. 

“They've got a law against denial 
the vendor explained, grinning. "No 
one has ever been known to break it. 


beauty, war, intoxication, purity, horror, 


and the Ше, and people come from 
light-years away to sample these wares." 
"And love?" a woman asked. 


Er dut ы, 
NICE T 
COLI ET. 


tried it and found it too expensive, 
Know, and Alana decided ik was unset 
ling. and there was no time to im 
кой Moraci or Doran V. But as I said, 
arth specializes in the impractical, and 
Eur. en) 

"Pay?" а bulky farmer asked. 

“OF course! Earth is old, her miner- 
als are gone and her fields are barren. 
Her colonies are independent now, and 
filled with sober folk such as yourselves, 
who want value for their goods. So what 
che can old Earth deal in, except the 
nonewentials that make life worth live 
ing?” 

"Were you in love on Earth?" Simon 
asked. 

"That I was,” the vendor answered, 
with a certain grimness. “I was in love, 
and now 1 travel. Friends, these 


books..." 
price, 


For ап exorbitant Simon 
bought an ancient poetry book, and 
reading, dreamed of passion bencath the 
lunatic moon, of dawn glimmerin 
whitely upon lovers" parched li 
eked bodies опа dark sezbeach. des 

rate with love and deafened by the 
Booming surt. 

And only on Earth was this possible! 
For, as the vendor told, Earth's seat- 
tered children were too hard at work 
wrestling a living from alien soil. The 
wheat and corn grew on Kazanga, and 
the factories increased on Detroit П and 
Ш. The fsheries of Alana were the 
talk of the Southern star belt, and there 
were dangerous beasts on Moracia, and 
a whole wilderness to be won on Doran 
V. And this was well, and exactly as it 


should be. 
tal planned mc a thelr prions 
y sterile in ions 
(rele 
space, and only Farth knew 


reaches 


the endless array of theatres, with at 
E S dimensions, three or 
four. ing upon your preference. 
ride 

"To the right of him a beetling mar. 
quee proclaimed: LUST ON VENUS A poc- 
Entar ACCOUNT OF sta PRACTICES 
ANONG THE IRHLARETANTS or THE GREEN 
мени! socane! RE TALINGT 

He wanted to go in. But acrem the 
street vas а war Вип. The billboard 
shouted, THE sux nesteas! nenıcaren то 
THE DAKE DEVIS OF THE SPACE манне 
And further down was a picture called 
TARZAN PATRES THE sATURUAN столы! 

Tarzan, he recalled from his reading, 
was an ancient ethnic hero of Earth. 

Te was all wonderful, but there was so 
much more! He saw file open shops 
Where one could buy food of all worlds, 
and especially such native Terran dishes 
as pizza. hotdogs. spaghetti and knishes. 
And there were stores which sold sarplus 


clothing from the Terran spaceficets, 
and other wore which sold nothing but 


Simon didn't Know what to do fin 
Then he heard a staccato burst of gun 
ва hind Ыт, and ме 

t was only a shooting gallery, a 
ramus, wighly ра niat vil 
waisthigh counter. The manager, à 
swarthy fat man with a mole on his chín 
sat on a high stool and smiled at Simon. 

“Try your luck?” 

Simon walked over and saw that, in- 
mead of the usual targets, there were 
four scantily dresed women at the end 


of the gallery, seated upon bulletacored 
ык, They had doy ето pale 
gm their foreheads and above cach 
east 


“But do you fire real bullets?” Simon 
asked. 

"Of созше!" the manager mid 
"There's a law against false advertising 
on Earth. Real bullets and real аһ! 
Step up and knock one oft" 

One of the women called out, “Come 
оп, sport! Bet you miss mel" 

Another screamed, "He couldr't hit 
the broad side of a spaceship!” 


"Sure he can!" 
"Come on. sport!” 

Simon rubbed his forchead and tried 
not to act surprised. After all, this was 
Earth, where anything was allowed ax 
long as it was commercially feasible. 

He asked. "Are there galleries where 
you shoot men, too?" 

“Of course,” the manager said. " 
you ain't по pervert, are you?" 

ko 

“You an outworlder?” 

“Yes. How did you know?" 

“The suit. Always tell by the suit" 
The fat man closed his eyes and chanted, 
"Step up. step up and Kill a woman! Get 
rid of a load of repressionst Squeere the 
trigger and feel the old anger oore out 
of you! Better than a massage! Better 
than getting drunk! Step up, step up 
and Kill а Woman!" 

Simon asked one of the girls, "Do you 
stay dead when they kill you? 

“Don't be stupid," the girl said. 

“But the shock —" 

She shrugged her shoulders. “I could 
do worse.” 

Simon was about to ask how she could 
do worse, when the manager leaned over 
the counter, speaking confidentially. 

“Look, buddy, Look what I got he 

Simon glanced over the counter and 
sav a compact submachine gun. 

“For a ridiculously low price,” the 
mame, mi TUS vos ue de 
tommy. You can spray lace, 
shoot down the fixtures, rip up the 
walls, This drives a 45 slug, buddy, and 
it kicks like a mule. You really know 
you're fring when you fire the tommy." 

“I am mot interested," Simon said 
sternly. 

“ve got a grenade cr two? the man 

said. “Fragmentation, of course. 
You could really —" 

“Not” 

"For a price," the manager said, “you 
can shoot me, too, if thats how your 
tastes run. although 1 wouldn't have 
guessed it. What do you say?" 

“No! Never! This is horrible!" 

The manager looked at him blankly. 
“Not in the mood now? OK. Im open 
twenty-four hours a day. Scc you later, 


another shouted. 


“Revert” Simon mid. walking away. 

“Ве expecting you, lover!" one of the 
women called after him. 

Simon went to a refreshment stand 
and ordered a small glass of cola«ola. 
He found that his hands were shal 
With an effort he steadied them, and 
sipped his drink. He reminded himself 
that he must not judge Earth by his own 
standards. If people on Earth enjoyed 
Killing people, and the victims didn't 


mind being killed, why should anyone 
object? 
Or should they? 


Не was pondering this when a voice 
at his elbow said, “Hey, bub’ 

Simon turned and saw a wizened, 
furtive-faced Tittle man in an oversize 
raincoat standing beside him. 

"OutoLtowner?” the little man asked. 

1 am,” Simon said. "How did you 

(continued on page 62) 


HEMINGWAY 


a title bout in ten rounds 


mousy 1: “тнк sun ALSO mises.” 
не WAS STANDING next to me at the bar. 
He was а big fell 

thought. He needed 
cut. And his sport 
had slept in it. But you co 
was not a bardiy. He threw 


out a bi 
hand ín my direction, [t was a hand 


you would 


ant thrown at jou in 
His coat sleeves were short and 


mustache that looked like his eyebrows. 
He grinned all over. It was pleasant 
ught. Г winced as we shook 


= 1 said. 


“T'I take care of these two punks,” grinned 


К ae," 1 suid, 
Who ‘is this guy? I thought 
have met him up at my place 
arre. 1 had an American 
p on The Hill and es 
me. You could see he was a 
way he held his drink 


Mus 


ink by the 
Had a death- 


the way Like 
somebody was going to take it away 
from them. Some law, 1 thought, 
1 said aloud, "Have a drink?" 
“Why not?” he sid. 
He knocked off his old drink at a 
gulp. You could not see what he was 
(continued on page 28) 


personality 
BY JED KILEY 


Hemingway. 


pe tano др coun went mine 
ind schedule. Two pasengere got 
оп, fighting the slipstreain as the plane 
Fia pi ae eher 
Moin Таш ovn dist. Ihe town vas 
SA in Sight under e et wing меп 
‘he GORI leggi а luca 
Hase кы mele bes A 
pes ср Ol onse а man por 
Бей cal = cold, and а sweet нон, 
euey йе де and shape of Y а) 
pe 

А bimde of magazines had been put 
кои м бим. But the she 
Бени а vompetnry of ie pe iat 
Cart bear to rend anything but a virgin 
Periodici = ar on them elaring only 
be at a time. аме! of wally kr 
fin t rack ыра news weckt. decide 
to Anlıh writing a letter. | had been 
Hering а. батым unl, and 
dett it 5 

"Actual, itv a largosale map ilu 
кийи the principal tractor ead 

Levelling the portable on my knees, 
тке пее 87 

“Мыш, ыйык leaping o 
is, mg cen ciet. opio 
birds; Michoacan, Puebla, churches; 
Durango, horsemen; San Lus. Poo 
MM ira em Г 

The an een ща s ПИ, 
эңе. "Per er 
iia: yet me шу dit 
Andes риште vil а жы Dl 
Омо, should leave I to more beside me. 
He hed no exse lor thinking that È 
eni Ера 

"hod what do you tak Acapulco has 


of the 


fiction BY HUGH с. FOSTER 


though sweet and tender and the color of 
lotus buds, love had passed her by—almost 


to ofer? An Americantype_ blonde! 
А genen un Че met 
mapped in а cellophane bathing mit 
ST pair of орат lenders, su 
isses dito, and а face like that which 
Баас described as hat ol am iran 
ticle forever hearing her child's lut 


E 
"Ny neighbor fidgeted, prospecting for 

Ma etum. В Ке pelo nd 

finally asked me for a light — as T knew 

he would. He thanked me, and 

ing with the charred match, aid 


hat 
us to be a very fine machineof- 


You operate it, if yon will permit 
жец мубо, with ret skill, se 

"There is mo way of being curt without 
being emde in the Spanish tongue 
When а compliment. йо matter how 
feeble, is offered, it is returned. 1 wed. 
“An intelligent man — you. señor with 
some practice, can do smell 

"T drive one well enough. but not 
with such velocity ss yourself . . , How 
much does one of that model cost” 

“А hundred and five dollars, indud- 


ing the све: 
(Сату! One thousand three hundred 
and twelve pesos, fifty centavos . . . a 


dear price» bur, which, 1 suppose, mat 
be paid to E nomea. А wed 
сте nom, would come toT 
"Anywhere rom for ive dollars ap." 
“Five hundred and sixty two pets 
вау centavos, Pálgame Diet! Even tht 
leider to an Rumble rur 
A priest. And 1 had him pegged as 
a bank clerk. But anybody tah male 
that mistake in Mexico where the law 
fonia be ig арй im 
public Si him property for 
бе бм time. He мш юш we 


de why: à 
any shading to bronze. 1 
Hi parih vein Coli, “Tae God 
in Uruapan”. he sid. "My tarjeta" 
His card. wellworn and furry on the 
estes. fell on my keyboard. "Reverendo 
Тар Fuentes Ace ОА. O Are 
“Orden iana,” he explain 
An Augustinian Father. told hum m 
name; we shook hands and he 
hat profesión 1 followed. 1 told hin. 
“As Y guesed. A periodista?” 


m elle bes der 


ind 
та: 


"And 1 do not wish 
shat 1 am doing — 


stead, 1 elaborated: 


"It brings you a steady income?” he 
bed. 


"You mean like a priest?” Maybe 
that would get me from under. "No. 
But a man can live.” 

“And live well” He pointed to my 
typewriter as proof, "What kind of 
Bloke do you write?” 

have given up writing books of 
any май, Faire TE 
E EI NU 
just discovered some crippling in- 
Sini about me. "Bur for why, my 

"To write books 1 am mot rich 
enough ог poor enough.” 

"That seemed t plese him. He 
smiled. “But you write. And if not 
books, lighter things." 

shorter = but not always Tighter, 
Liule stories—abou people. Travel 
articles — about places and people. 

"Then you are going to Acapulco." 

lo. To Morelia. I have never been 
there, and 1 bear it is a beautiful city. 
And the people—' 

know ‘Morelia. 1 was ordained 
there. And the people are like all others, 
made of flesh and imbued with the 
Spirit; în hot haste to sin, and creeping 
Ще worms to atoncment" His tone 
was without anger. He still looked like 
a bank clerk during a cofice-break; re 
faxed, but with the figures in his head. 
"Inform we, if you please, these stories 
wich you write; where are they pub 

i p artes — 
thank you. Which ona "© 

“Any of a dozen or more, of general 
interest” 

“How lo 
pose a story 

His curiosity, somehow, did not appear 
idle, and his interest in the details of 
ту trade was, Г admit, not unflattering. 
T explained that once the content, the 
substance, is formed in the mind, the 
actual work of writing can take from 
Several days to as long as weeks. "Some: 
times it just sings along — it seems to 
write itself; and you sce that only two 
hours have passed.” 

“Like that" he nodded toward the 
typewriter, "when 1 interrupted you.” 

(concluded overleaf) 


does it take you to com- 


"Here, Prince! Here, Prince!” 


PLAYBOY 


“Not at all, Padre, What Lam writing 
were fa като Зако, prec 
finished.” 

"That is how you dispatch your writ- 
ings 10 the magazines by wall; be 
эй. "and they send the money to where 
Фе уш are) To bar the procedure” 

“NO. Patre. he procedure is more 
elaborate than ihat. T send what I write 
от 
tive” 


magi 
Skill. He has ihe judgement to decide 
to which magazines my work is to be 
арийци: or vo nane, И its not good 
enough.” 

‘OL that you need not be afraid, my 
"^y wha coni нека В 

what could he see? By my portable 
om Mec he cutie Oe’ Ha eye? 
Thank you, Padre, but your compli 
ment is undeserved,” I began. "As a 
mutter о fact, Padre, cis eteri to m 
agent. Tam still trying to find the words 
Re DERE ESE 
sent him 

"Then T shall tell you a good one” 

Snared! That's what you get for lying 
to a priest! 
but have one 

"But the one 1 shall tell you is, as 
you explained. entirely formed — com 
plete whole. It requires only the writ- 
t will sing along like a Те 
2. Are you а Christian?” 

“Yes but —" 

“By that 1 mean a Catholic, naturally: 

“Үе. Padre, but you see" 1 strug: 
gled Tor an ош: "my ties to Ihe 
Church have not been as” 

Л understand, my son. A mam im 
your occupati n to you under- 
Шаа the sense in which T use the erm. 
T profane writing: 

Yes, unfortunately, 1 seem to be able 


to write only about — what did vou call 
ho fly to evil 


they айе people 
and crawl to repentance: 
"In hot bane lo sin, 
like worms w опен: 
"lioe пан. my on. you shall тис about 
suy one A only you cn Ar 


Tm sorry, Padre, But you can't ser 
mon 


є at people any more; not in these 
‘Take шу word dor it; people 
don't want to read moral tales. They 
pp 10 Church for heir, devotions, but 
When they open a magazine they want to 
iile ~p be «ой alo — bot mainly 
10 smile.” 

“Claro! The story that 1 will tell you, 
and which you will write, will do just 
hat Man! A stone would have re 
joiced to hear His Eminence, the head 
Of our Order, relate it to my clas of 
seminarians. Why. some of the young 
priests 

1 saw ап escape hatch. “One moment, 
Padre-is this one of those stories” 

He flicked my arm, grinned widely 
and bobbing his head rapidly said, "Abt 
Don't tell me you know it— the one 
about the Reverend Mother and the 
тише... Sister Prudencia, and how—" 

"No. señor cura! Do you think 7 
would lend myself to relating anything 


disrespectful to our faith?" 

“Would 1, a priest, trust anybody but 
а man like yourself to treat this story 
with all the reverence due to Ше boly 
Women, involved? - с Listen: It ha 

с in the golden times of that noble 
End most devout chiefotatate Don Por- 
firo Diar—" He was off; the lid fell; 
1 vas trapped. 

"Tut there flourished, in Puebla, 
an edifice occupied by saintly women 
‘who had dedicated themselves 10 pov 
erty, chastity and good works in norime 
Deo Optima Maximo. This convent was 
under the guidance of the Most Rever- 
end Mother Inocencia de la Cruz; and 
very aptly was she named — as you will 
sec presently. 

"It fell that one day. some pilgrims 
on their way to the sacred тойо of 
Chalma, having been refreshed at the 
munnery, and thankful, presented the 
uns wiih a lite pig. A pig. do 1 cay? 
и was a cherub! А suckling — a lechon 
at the rosy peak of its delicacy. Take 
a suckling like chat. señor, stuff it with 
a forcemeat of йз own tripes. green 
plums. pounded brains and pine nuts 
And you have a dish fit for the table of 
an archbishop. However. none of the 

sisters could bring themselves to 
take this amiable little swine, the color 


E E Y 
Toto 
leer 
for it a little sty, and fed it, literally 
Sa ш 
PP 
AE 


ndata. In 
[rel 
ТА great, Dig, roaring sow 
“Thank you. Stil bey loved her: she 
was still their Muñeca, though it sad- 
dened them at times to see ber grow 
comer of hide and bristle. But Mother 
Inocencia, who knew more of this world 
than did the younger nuns. counted the 
twelve botones on the sows belly, and 
rejoiced that the Order would have, in 
God's time, a liter of litte pigs. They 
thought ol names for them (Все could 


leaner а 1 
often she complained in the night But 
по tiny pigs did she yield up. on 


a day when His Grace, the Bishop of 
Cholula, came to confess them, Mother 
Inocencia remarked about the stubborn- 
nes of The Doll. His Grace smiled, 
though he pitied the unworldlines of 
the nuns He told them that their sow 
must be coupled with a boar for the in 
ement that they wished, and rode ой 

Now, Mother Inocencia learned that 
there was a boar in the herd of a peas- 
ant some two kilometers distant. and 
resolved since that was the custom. to 
bring her Doll there. Needles to say, 
it was not seemly for a godly woman, 
the Superior ol a coment, to drag a 
leashed pig two kilometers along a high 
way, So бар be help ol Sr Modena, 
a robust novice, Mother Inocencia lifted 
the animal into a handbarrow and 
brought her, im state, so to speak. to 
the headquarters of the boar. And the 


two beasts, after a manner, rushed into 
each others arms. You may be assured 
that the Reverend Mother and Sister 
Prudencia averted their faces while the 
boar conducted himself with the con 
vent sow, as Nature ordained. Or, 
how wouid you put that in the English? 

“You put it well enough, Padre.” 

“We must be careful not to offend. 
Now then, came morning. They looked 
in the му. La Muñeca was at peace. 
luxurinting in her wallow. But there 
were no sucklings! So, that afternoon 
again, the sow was put into the barrow 
and delivered to the boar. And he 
though he had ministered earlier to hi 
gen household, acquitted Мун а 
diligently as on the previous day. 

"Vou may be sure that Mother Ino 
encii's disappointment. was profound 
when she saw no young the followin 
morning, either. But dauntlew, she an 
Sor Prudencia conveyed the obstinate 
sow once more to her cavalier, and 
home again to Ше convent. 

"On the fourth day, neither were 
there any little pigs, nor — to the horror 
of all— was The Doll anywhere to be 
found. They looked among the sulle 
of maize and in the bean patch. They 
searched the barranca where wild ber- 
ries grew.” 

The plane banked sharply. The no 
smoking and seatbelt signs were on — 
must have been on for some time 
Ahead, that irregular. dun blob agninsi 
а cluster of gray-green hummoda. was 
Uruapan. Flaps and landing gear were 

“and we were angled for the ap- 
1 nudged the padre, 

71 will finish,” he said. Y. . The 
search went on. Again in the cord, and 
among the melons They called, they 
солей and wheedied. Then, as they 
жеге beginning to despair, Sor Pruden- 
cia cried ош that she had found their 
Sow. and called the others to see 
Where? There! There was The Doll, 
perched comfortably in the hand art = 
And waiting.” 

The wheels bit, and some passengers 
gere up, before the plane rolled 10 a 

e steward Brought over ar 
ада Padre Lazio 4 шый ink 
satchel. 

Standing above me, he seemed taller 
in the tiled aisle. He gave me his hand. 


“Te has been an agreeable hour, my son. 
Now. good lo 

“Adios, Padre" 
ыд the door be called down, "Don't 
lose my card 


Another fifty minutes to Morelia. Not 
enough time. 1 went back to my letter. 

“There are many Canterburys in this 
country, and right now | feel like 
Chaucer, when ye olde boie himselfe 
capt to bis quill on hearing a moral 
tale. Теа sending you опе tomorrow, 
about 3,000 words. Calling it The Doll. 
And, please, an urgent favor: Will 
you hare somebody in the office pick up 
a good used portable typewriter. charge 
it to me, and send it to: Padre Lazaro 
Fuestes A., Iglesia de San Marcos, Urua- 
pan. Edo. de Mich, Mexico." 


FILMING THE FOLIES-BERGERE 


an american in paris stars in france’s first filmusical 


PHOTOGRAPHED ESPECIALLY TOR PLAYROY BY JUAN MARQUIS 


So Bergere enjoyed no other dist 
pictorial Фм musie hall in Р 


picture emerges he ory 
of Thomas Alva Edison. Irrelevant Completely. For it was 
mot until 1956 that these two delightful diversions the 


23 


PLAYBOY 


24 


Statvesque nudes ond long 
chorus lines typify the Folles. 
Many of the scenes were oc- 
tually shot ot the Folies- 
Bergère, but the backstoge 
area of the theatre is trodi- 
tionally off limits to men ond 
the Folies monoger refused 
to make on exception for the 
film’ technicions, зо the boc 
sloge scenes were shot on 
especially built studio seti. 


Below: Jeanmoire in two of the sev- 
erol striking costumes she wears in 
the movie. Jeonmoire’s husband, 


Eddie Constantine for his dancing 
debut in a torrid Apache number. 


films and the FoliesBergtre—got to 
gether. 

They have gotten together with a ven- 
ке In wide screen and, color, at a 
cost ol a cool million dollars— puny 
potatoes as American film budgets go. 
but able 10 buy a big. beautiful bushel 
of celluloid extravaganza in La Belle 

This first French flmusical (ap- 
propriately titled Folies Bergère) 
tainly big, will assuredly be 
but may OF may not fulfil the bushel of 
spicy expectations nursed by non-French 


ng typical Galli pr 
vera of the scenes 

Version One (ог French, Japan- 
Se and. Scandinavian comumpion) 
makes а clean Ысам of things and ad 
it visuali that one ofthe Folies chief 
charm 


ashed revelation of the 
female lonn divine. The second. or Long 
Underwear, venion и dune lor the 
pri des, portione of the Far Eam. 
Spain, and (ola) che US. Then there’ 
a compromise venion in which the how 
girls are sprinkled wiih few strategic 
Ay placed rhinestones, for those como 
trio Fat haven't yet асака whether 
they re really or sex or agin i 


HEMINGWAY 


drinking. His big hand hid the glass. 
Alphonse brought us rwo finer, He had 
‘a paw wrapped around his before it hit 
the bar. Some hands. Wonder what he 
does, 1 Probably one of those 
Belle em Ua Band. ры mE 
seem to be holding en for a 
nra: Мш hac met hin tone o 
the bars. Some drinker. Better let him 
talk some more. 

“Been reading your stuff in The 
Boulevardier," he said. 

Well, I thought, that's different. 
Erskine Gwynne and 1 were getting out 
a smart lide magazine on the Champs 
Elysees and I was the top writer. 
used to read my stuff in The Boule 
verdier and then come up The Hill to 
meet the author, You might say I was 
literary in the daytime and mercen: 
at night, T liked to talk about my stu 
too. So 1 hooked my cane over the Баг. 
rail and ordered a refill on the fines. И 
there's one thing an author likes its 


id. "What are you doi 
over here besides drinking?” те 


d hough 
He has probably been around Paris ali 
of three weeks and he is writing 2 book 
about it. That is the way a lot of them 
"ic. They sat around the Dome drinks 
fines and Pernods and wrote а boo 
about Paris Then you never” heard 

been around 


Better get oUt of here fast, I thought, 
“The mars a реш. Who ever hard 
of an American nor liking Pari? No 


wonder he didn’t like my stuf. The 
oy tae В all in his mouth, 1 hooked 
the Malacca back on my arm and gave 
him the old night-club smile. 

"Nice secing you again, Doc" 1 said. 

He roared out laughing and slapped 
me on the back. I can sull feel it. 

“The names Hemingway,” he said. 

Well what do you Know, Y thought. 
10s old Ernest Miller Hemingway from 
Oak Park, Nobody else could have a 
name like that. Had not эсеп him since 
the war, Knew he was in Europe some- 
where, He had come over in the French 
Ambulance in 17 when I had. But he 
had been in an Italian Section. Heard 
he had enlisted in the Italian army and 
had been badly wounded. 1 hoi 
cane back on the bar and shook hands 
again, ‘There's nothing wrong with his 
grip, 1 thought. 

“Didn't know you with the false mus- 
tache," 1 said. 

"Bar stance is changed 100," he said. 

‘Thacksigh T hou. Шей о sand 
with the other leg on the rail. No won- 


(continued from page 19) 


“Oh,” 1 said. 
Stil shooting at the moon. 1 thought. 


Never pulls his punches Alvay in 
there, uying Why. when he was a kid 
in hen TUE tough 
five bucks acting as a parner 
for the pros in O'Connell's gym. Не 
didn't care how big they were either. 
Plenty of guts Well Ве could count on 
me to be in his comer over here. 1 
knew the ropes. You know how ii is 
when you run into a guy from your own 
home own. Might wart by running 
something lor his in The Boulesarder 
You could see he could use the presti 
li he can write Ше he can drink T 
Til take him in my stable. 
sid aloud, “Whats your record” 

"Just a couple of amateur warm-ups” 
he mid. "Three Stories and Ten Poems 
and a six rounder called In Our Time“ 

"Kaya 1 зш. 

“Now he said. “Didn't want to hort 
my hands. Tio turning pro in my next 
boot its an eight rounder that will 
ut me in the semifinale. Then when 

et into the main Bou and grab 
these big purses in The States Im going 
to buy te a boat, a house on a topical 
island and go shine. 

"And теше with the die?" 1 sid. 

"No he said, "РИ defend the cile. 
You know, fight in spuris, Stall for the 
Ыш two minuter of си round and 
then go in Фада ime 
lite die champs do 
t it all figured out, 1 thought. 
Sounds like he means it too. 


again.” 1 said. 
ought. What 
the hell has the sun got to do with Paris? 
You never see it. You go to bed when 
it rises and you get up when it sets. 
What a title for a book on Paris, 1 


river and under the trees of the Champs 
Elysees fast 

"Ernest" 1 said, "how would you 
15 do a one round benefit for The 

levardier? TE you've got somethin 

shore amd sweet with a wallop 1 can 
тып i fer you. No punc, s you know, 

t plenty of prestige." 

“ad to help you Voy cu 

“Well, it would help 
mid. “To have the name 
Hemingway up there with Sinclair 
Levis, Scott Fitzgerald and the rest of 
Le 


“I bave, dropped the Miller” he sí 
“ОКУ” 1 said, "TII call you Kid Hem 
ingway if you like, What kind of stuff 
are you doing?” 

DA ge кк ш шн к 
straight right and picked up a big en- 
‘elope trom the Bate M 

еге a short left hook,” he said. 
“Travels only about eight inches but 
carries authority. If it isn't a knockout, 
TII eat it. It's not for The Boulevardier 
however. You guys would duck and let 
it go over your heads.” 

Oh, yeah, 1 thought. 1 opened it up 
and glanced at the tile. The Killers 
it was called. ГЇЇ say ИЗ not for us, 1 
thought. The Kisers would have pleased 
me better. 1 ordered another round to 
give me strength, and glanced through i 

‚The story vas all dialogue 
а right as far as it went but 

anywhere. Some gangsters were go- 
Fi to ЁШ а Swede. They walked into 
a cafe where the Swede used to eat and 
waited for him with their hands in their 
“Then they walked our. The 

е came in later and when he heard 
they had been looking for him he 
couldn't eat. Just went home to his 
furnished room and went to bed. Thats 
the way it ended. With the poor Swede 
waiting in bed. Sort of left you up in 


“Where's the rest of it?” I said, 


1." said. 
‘Don't be silly.” he said, “that's my 


Well, if that’s his style ТЇЇ take vanilla, 
1 thought, 
Im sending it that way to The 


"Linen. kid.” I said, “you gota have a 
Hollywood ending for The Sites, Take 
3 Gp from me and have the two Willer 
ive И со the Swede with tommy guns. 
ey step cut of the Clothes coger and 
gi le im ile he i ii Ве 
en. "Then you got something” 
PRI make a note of that” he sid. 
Y didn't like the way he said it But 
i bet he дов change it, Т thought 
HE he doesn't theyll blast him. 
"Then he shadow houed, drove а hard 
right imo the inak 
cont and hit me 
сез yen paper vien и led 


"Here's a low kidney punch for that 
throwaway of your" he said. "Don't 
change а word" 

Get a load of that, 1 thought, Don't 
change a word. Here 1 am doing the guy 
а favor and he starts ordering me 

(continued on page 34) 


PLAYBOY 


"Well, Jeff has finally changed his mind about baseball 


being the nation's number ene фазите. 


LIMERICKS 


a brace of racy rhymes 


There was a young fellow named Goodie 
Who claimed that he wouldn't (but would he?) 
If he found himself nude 
With a gi 
The questi 


in the mood. 
‘net would he, but could he? 


A lady athletic and handsome 


A Bostonian sub-deb named Brooks, 
Whose hobby was reading good books, 
‘Once snared her a С; 


wi 
And deftly lived up to his looks. 


There was a young maiden from Multerry, 
Whose knowledge c 


HI will draw yos 
Of where others have been to before ya." 


А maid in the land of Aloha 
Got caught in the coils of a boa. 


‘And as the snake n 
‘The maid, not displeased, 
Cried, "Come on and do it Samoa." 


You simply have amps in your panties.” 


A Sultan, whose loves grew so vastly, 
Sust couldn't love any steadfastly. 
‘Someone asked him in fun, 
If he'd slept twice with onc. 
He replied, “Such a thought is most ghastly." 


There was a young lady named Etta, 
Who was constantly seen in a swetta. 
Three reasons she had: 
To keep warm wasn't bad, 
But the other two reasons were betta. 


There was a young woman named Dee 


And practice makes perfect, you sce. 


There was a young lady named Min, 
Who thought making love was a sin: 
‘But when she was t 
Te seemed quite all 
So everyone filed her with 


‘There once was a man named McGruder, 
Who canoed with a girl in Bermuder. 
But the girl thought it crude, 


a 


E] 


attire 


TOL A WALK on the signe side: two 
Tl "sut including ‘accesories — 
"at call fr a prom por in the 
gentleman's town and country wand 
fobe. The jaunty, handinpodt 
зу wears fcr a country weekend a 
Singlebreasted tweed” by Baker 
Clothes (695), woven of а fine all 
wool Ballantyne of Peebles fabric 
(amd Peebles lor you oullunden 
Who don't know, is a wee shire in 
the south of Scotland through wi 
the river Tweed Пома), Hie сн 
sport fedora is made by Knox ($15) 
їп a scratch fish heather mix wile 
не shire Ва clasic white онота 
button down by Gant of New Haven 
(55.95), with button-cut 
leat back the ecke 
Striped silk. rep ($850), and hie 
Bee ita braided Job rom France by 
Douglas ($5.30. On ha feet are 
Keith Highlander cordovan biuchen, 
(831) and his socis (5338) are cash 
mere and nylon in a smart orange 
And black dinmond weave 
Don't gasp when jou glim Ше 
lue pinsuipe on ihe umbrella 
toting gentleman, He's wearing that 
rakish reprobate, the double- 
breasted, but it's not one of those 
baggy shouldered, lat apelled mod 
«в of yesteryear. The new tempo 
double breasted by Baker ($100) har 
slimmed down corsiderabiy: natural 
Shoulder, narrow high notched la 
рев. four button, Hp pockets — a 
Amare choice for town wear. Ни 


Scratch finish sport type 


Rep ийре; 
‘oxford button-down 


all, neat check in silk ($5). 
ка black calf by Douglas 
(57:30) and che hove are French lise 
(8295). The shoes are Keith High: 
lander medallion tip oxfords ($28). 

t the 
will choose sterling sil 
cuff links, with mother-of-pearl 
centers ($12.50), and a small tie bar. 


for town and country, a casual tweed and a trim-cut double breasted 


SUIT YOURSELF 


Short-point broodeloth; 
smell check tie 


E 


Sliver & peor! links (optionoll; 
linen handkerchief 


English groy snop-brim 


33 


PLAYBOY 


HEMINGWAY 


around. I tell him how to end the 
Killers thing and he fouls me. Offer to 
vint his stuff in The Boulevardier and 
Е eal э throwaway What if be 
locs know the magazine, Г thought. He 
doesn't know me well enough то call it 
that to my face. 

1 glanced at the title. It was The Real 
Spaniard. Sounded all right. Louis 
Bromfield, another young Paris writer. 
had done a piece for us called The Real 
Frenchman. Louis had already hit the 
jackpot with his second book. It got 

im the Puliter Prize. That meant the 
other Left Bank writers would be out 
gunning for him, 1 thought. 

"Parody on Bromfield? 1 said. 


"Yeah," he said. “I give him hell.“ 
‘Thats OK, I thought, We liked 
parodies in the book. Hut I didn't say 


рала Тов ишк ше Mg In m 

тул = АЕ Мн 
K'ar wrapping up a parcel some day. 
T was sul Soe abut that rack he had 
ade about the magazine. Better change 
the subject, 1 thought, One more drink 
And Та be teling Кип what he could до 
wich Ms wrapping paper. 1 put do my 
Phone age n 

а "Ever been up to my place on 
the fl Dos 


m а „ы 
IE GR MA мм 
eri Aer png 
Ecrit pa 
en 
po dL a ut 
Wrong а book on Faris and ke docs 
not know what a smoking is. A smoking 
Up UE 
You os р oes pen a 
midnight and close when the sun also 
mangio ni dex pen de i si 
Bim Pa ia ана 


я lust on my floor,” 1 
vid. 

"Too bad," he said. "But will give 
you a break for old times sake. | never 
play when 1 work but T will come up 
When the book й finished. IM bring 
Lady Brett with me. 

Lady мог Гай. 


“Belongs to 
эп old English family: title and all tha 
sort of thing. You wouldn't know her. 
hs 
“Г bring you an autographed co 
of the book to," he said PY 
“Thanks” I said. And I paid the 
heh and let 
1 had to laugh when 1 got outside. 
Нас 1 had a whole Dookense full of 
autographed bestsellers like. Sinclair 
Levis Main, Sent, Michael Arles 
The Green Hat, Scott Fitzgerald's The 
Great Gatsby and а lot of others And 
є kid was going to give me am auto. 
graphed copy of his opus. Not only 


(continued from page 28) 


that, he was going to lend a little dass 
lo my place by bringing along Lady 
Whatshername. Why, ever since the 
Prince of Wales started coming there 
1 had them all. Wait until he sees the 
атат of Bri nobili hob nebbing 
With me, 1 thought. Lady Mountbatten 
used to say my dance floor looked like 
an illustrated copy of Burke's Peerage 
“The Duke ol Manchester was there every 

They liked my jazz band—The 
Crackerjacks and the Argentine Tango 


Orchestra which was а new writ 
then. Well. ht. I only hope his 
story is up to The Boulevardieys mand- 


ards. Those standards were high in one 
way and low in another. Look at Sin- 
Clair Lewis. He made the Nobel Prize 
but Ве had a tough time making The 
Bouleuardier. We turned him down 
twice. His stuff was too provincial for us. 
Tn the taxi to the office I got thinking 

с resembles 


finally did make the magazine, too. That 


yam of his down to one thousand. He 
Was delighted to make the grade and 
ought tip half the heve to send to 
friends in The States. Never could do 
the short stuff he always said. Nice guy. 
You don't mind helping out a writer 
Tike that, 1 thon 

Т showed The Real Spaniard to 
Gwynne and told him Hemingway was 
another Bromfield. Gwynne real it, 


They were words that 
you heard around the office all the time. 
But you didn't see them. 

"Well" Y said, “he spelled them cor- 
rectly didn't her 

And the guy tells me not to change à 
word. 1 thought Gwynne кой the 
sheets over to Arthur Moss. Arthur was 
the editor and said he knew Hemingway 
and wasn't surprised. He read the piece 
through and then turned over the last 
page "Where's the rest of i" he said. 
"You must have lost a pag 


id. "Write an ending 
to it and we'll run it on page 42." 
"Not me^ 1 said. “Promised 1 
wouldn't change a word” 
Чон don have o change а wor 
wr fad. “just add а paragra 
IM nie the rej tor Jo ГА sper 
We о to pres in an hour and we cart 
риш ci vay. The story sins and 
Jou know i> 
Hemingway wo. Well T alt he 
eningway too. Wel. Г thought, il he 
Gantt Qt me an of ie Ren my 
fault. Beides Moss had agreed to tke 
the Blame. 1 wanted the уйт to get 
hve eene and и would. make 


grade the way it was, 

So I wrote an ending. 1 ghosted his 
style a little and it turned out swell. 
The story wasn't bad at all with my 
ending. Then we ran a little blurb 
about his book. That ought to please 
him, 1 thought, 

Ви ie didn't him. "The maga- 
zine was hardly on the stands before 
he was on our necks. Came roaring into 
the office with fire in his eye and said 
1 had spoiled the story. 1 told the truth; 
said 1 had noe changed a word, 1 should 
have stood in bed like the guy in the 
other story. 1 thought. Y glanced over 
at Moss. Would he take the rap as he 

ad promised? 

Lil Arthur, as we called him, stood 
under five fect and weighed in ringside 
as 128 pounds, Ви there was no mom 
attached to him except his name. He 
had to bend his head away back to look 
up at our detractor but he looked the 
bull right in the eye. 

"Pipe down, Big Boy.” he said, "I'm. 
the editor and 1 rewrote your story 
for ter. What are you going to 
до about it иа. 

Ernest looked like he couldn't believe 
his cars, He bent over to get a better 
look. 

“Stand up and ГИ show you," he 


“Lam standing up,” Arthur said, and 
he was 

That broke the spell, Ernest stuck 
out a big hand. 1 knew he would. 

“Shake, brother,” he said. "You got 
© Then he walked our without a ghante 
at me. Thais gratitude for you, I 
thought. You try to help out a pal and 
he does not appreciate it. Show him 
how to write and he says you spoiled 
his story. Well, let him go back to his 
Gertrude Stein and see if I care. Bet 
that book of his needs a rewrite more 
than the story did, I thought. 


1 didn't see my new fighter for a 
couple of manche Heard Re wa fled 
up working on the proofs of that opus 
ol his. Then he dropped in to my place 
опе night and the minute Г saw what he 
had with him 1 was sure he was still 
sore at me for that rewrite job. She 
was awful, Of all the females in the 
entire world there was only one barred 

nen) from my place, And he 
Tod her on his arm. Flow she ever got by 
Blink McClusky at the door ГЇ never 
know. Must have come up on his blind 
side. How she even got across the river 
was a mystery. Like Chicago's West Side 
hoboes, who were barred from crossing, 
the Chicago River, she мак barred so 
cially from the Montmartre night spots 
across the Seine, Her natural habitat 
Was the Left Bank. Incidentally, she was 
even barred from crossing the great At 
antic Ocean. They had barred her out 
of The States on "moral turpitude” 
grounds. Some gal. 

1 didn't object to her on moral 
grounds. My place was no church. It 
Nas the way she behaved and the way she 
dressed. They say she was from a good 
family in England but they paid her a 

(continued ее) 


PLAYBOY 


HEMINGWAY 


—— de 
British des. 1 she crossed the channel 
the don, sped. She vas 3 uli 
oper dd getti wore soiled tennis 
shoes and a pair of mens рапа, That 
vas long before they called hem “slacks” 
And normal. women took по wearing 
them. 

And here she was wich Hemingway. 
Най used him to crm the gate. Well 
Pad med lor ie The vales were 
anging up for the bums rash bue È 
Vivi ien mide. He looked pretty 
good. Alm civilised. Had a moling 
fn and vas even shaved. Maybe he jut 
fooks good alongide of her 1 thought. 
Аз 1 Come up you could sce he was 
ready to presen me like they do at the 
Coun ol St James. Ви she pur her 
hand up in he air a though she were 
reaching lor a wrap In а bis, to shake 
[o 

"Fancy seeing you here” she sait 

“Fancy seeing уди here] mid. 

¿Fano you bring Lady Ir be 
Lady Brew! 1 thought. 1 this the one 
һе cello Lady Brens That was a new 
memes се tat hend er ca 
many things but never that. They cl 
her “The Countes” around the Dome. 

Т gave ihe bendvalter the bighin 
and he shoved Ernest to а nice tale 
im ihe back row behind the pos. She 
book ber rel in mise That pare me 
э chance to ak to her man 10 man. 1 
told her 10 keep off the dance floor and 
Sot berber ery of the pose ood she 
ould мау this tine 

Of course 1 didn't dare to sit down 
wich therm Had my socal positon” 
Condes, "re ever gie igit hink 

е vas going to work in the place an 
Fülle ade any aor woe ба 
might. So 1 mid | was very busy т 
Upped off Blink vo Keep ап eye on her 
М mot t get into ac argument with 
fighting Jack Johnson and 1 didt want 
tim o ose che other one 

She surprised me by behaving here 
Once 1 héard a screamh and a cal ram 
thelr side of the room and went tearing 
Over there. But it was only one of our 
regular society matrons slugging it out 
vith a gigolo. 

My guest lelt about 5:00 o'clock and 
tette empty champagne bottles be: 
Rind Mem Thats ihe way we ke 
count: by leaving the empties on the 
table. 1 diet mind that But Г was a 
ийе sore at him or bringing tat broad 
imo he plate, 1 went o de vestiare 
with then. Nobody could see us there 
"Then he pulled out his book, Td for. 
койеп al about it But Г had not for 
owen dhe tde when 1 save и: The Sun 
Fico Ries. So T let him have it 
"Where do you think you are? 1 said. 
n Atlantic City? You don't ме any 
жа around i town, do ро Thal 

leh fis you are wearing mot sun 
bin. Из 2 barsoom ша. You should 
have named it something else when T 
cl you "before 

Guu Не боом Т was just kiddi 
because he didnt get mad. Just grinned 


(continued from page 34) 


rege 
Жоао аа 
more of the Gertrude Stein suf, I 
ne 
Perera net 


your heroine of what” 1 sid. 

“OF The Sun Alo Rises” he sid, 

"OM laid. 

“Had a fine time he wid. 

Were even” 1 waid. 

“Au revoir she sid 

че 

Good Lord, 1 thought, How do th 
set ahat naive? ‘Some heroine. Well 
thes one book ГЇ never read. And he 
will never be able to go back to Oak 
Park ser thi They will even give 
eta 
ves qua kidding me 1 thought 
канара == rece 
There she was all Sight. Big m life. 
That bout i no a seminal, T tought 
їз а beal vidi a Capta Е. 

Bat there was something nice about 
Mis fot e une. Take de ina he 


the from row of the ringside seats with 
two lovely American girls when a pug 

had had some trouble with walked up to 
we. T should have recognized his свой 
flower cars but I didn't. It was between 
bouts and he must have been acting as 
a second as he had a wet sponge in his 
hand. I put out my hand absendy to 
shake hands with him and he pat out 
dis Ви he did't shake hands; instead 
he shoved the wet sponge in my 

began insulting me. 

"The crowd loved it. It was a Charlot 
comedy to them. 1 was the gent in the 
Smoking getting the custard pie from the 
CROSSE 

Jt as 1 did two other gun 
grabbed те. Te was three to one. Wel, 
Я lot of people in those ringside seats 
fnew me but who do you suppose was 
the only one to take my par) Right 
Monsieur Hemingway. Не just ар. 
[гей from nowhere., He was grinning 
from ear to ear. But he wasn't fooling. 
He grabbed the two pugs. each by an 
Re 
me ‘as though they were babies. 
the sponge, he said. "TII take care of 
these two punks.” 

prem sted, d ace du gong: 
su пе anand sponge 
ON om The Eam and went into a 
cinch. Couldn't touch him. Two gen- 
dannes, acting like referees, broke us 
apart and led us to our corners. But I 
took a chance and let the sponge go. 
Tt was a lucky shot. Just missed the 
other and caught The Ears 
smack in the face. The crowd roared 
its approval. The laughed 

took a bow to the gallery. But 
when 1 turned to raise Hemingway's 
hand he was gone. He had disappeared 


as mysteriously as he had appeared. 
‘What a strange mixture of guts and 
diffidence, I thought. He had not hes 
имей to take a hand in a friends 
juarrel in front ol the whole crowd. 
Might even live caused a rot I ome 
ly had started swinging. Then the 
minute the danger is over he fades out 
of the picture. Funny guy, all right, 
They say that when the Italians deco. 
rated him they had to bring the medal to 
him, Afraid to get up in (ront of the 
‘outfit, Not afraid of action but afraid 
of praise, The girls said he limped a 
little. Who wouldn't, 1 thought, with 
an artificial kneecap and a hundred 
shellsplinters in his body. But that 
didit stop him. Some character. 
1 sure felt grateful to him that night. 
q thinking about it all during the 
f 


ts. And you could see that the 
who started it was thinking about it too, 
Kepi glaring at me. He vis no practical 
joker either’ We had had some serious 
trouble and he bad threatened 10 get 


me. 

"When the fights were over 1 began to 
get worst. “Sure videl ‘my body 
guard had stuck around. 1 tld the giris 
anything started they were to keep 
right on going and meet me at the car. 
A into the crush headed for the. 
exit 1 had a feeling we were being fol. 
Towed. So I dropped back а little and 
glanced over my shoulder. And sure 
Enough the big guy was right behind me. 
He was still grinning. 

"Keep going.” he said, "Tm doing a 
ei i 

What do you know. 1 thought. Some 
friend. He may not be much of a writer 
but he sure has hair on his chest. He 
tailed me and 1 tailed the girls right into 
my car and in a few minutes we were on 
ош way. 1 introduced him to the girls. 
And then they burned me up. 

“You're not the Mr. Hemingway who 
wrote The Sun Also Rises, are your" 
they both said at once. 

“Guilty.” he said. 

“We both read it and think it's won- 
deri they sid. And they went on 

ing like a couple ol bobbysoxers. 
TU: mind so much about the 
brunette. She was а spare. But the 
redhead was putting it on too thick to 
suit ine, She was sitting up front with me 
but kept turning around to talk to him. 
1 was glad when he shut her ой. He 
poked his finger in my back, 

“How did you like the book?" he said 

Well, 1 thought, if he thinks 1 am 
going io баша him, jus because he 
saved my life, he's got another think 
coming, Better give it to him straight 
from the shoulder $ 
“I couldn't read the thing," 1 said. 
"Wait a minute,” he said. 

Уатт said 
"Do you move your lips when you 
read?’ Be wid." ПР Men Y 


C D M alls 
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RU OU 
ии 


: 
: 


Ribald Classic 


THE AMOROUS 


GOLDSMITH 


А new translation from. 
the Arabic collection 
Kitab Alf Laylah ша Laylah 


once mne was a goldsmith who had 
but two passions in life: women, and 
коо! wine. One day he entered the 
оше of a friend and observed on one 
of die walls the picture of a young 
Soman; fairer ог loseller or peter 
Ferch ere never beheld. The goldenith 
ойга the portrait with interest, and 
was astounded Dy iu beauty; straight 
чау his heart was invaded by a fond 
Tove for the image, vo that he fell sick 
and was presently on the verge of de. 
Suction. One ol his friends tame о 
visit him in this grievous sae, am 
quired of him how he felt and where 
the pain was 

other," die invalid replied, "my 
sickness, and all that has абай me, 
springs Шот love. I've fallen in love 
ih а picture painted оп Wharshir 

ONE 
you have, 
Ша. “How 
[ire on val hat doc hurt oF 

x n't take, it can't deny 
Palmer mus have had 

Tor his model whe 
painted 4^ the goldsmith broke 

Maybe he invented it out of hi 
head,” the visitor objected 

{continued on page 77) 


ill give you a thousand dinars for 
7" said the goldsmith, 


ча 


lic ГАК И те е o> a le N 


PLAYBOY 


38 


HEMINGWAY 


1 did't laugh. Bad taste, 1 thought. 1 
‘wanted him to ask me why I couldn't 
read his book, Had some wound criti 
cisms all ready for him. And he laughs 
it ой. Not only that, I had to sit there 
and listen to the girls raving about it. 
They wanted to know all about Lady 
Brett. What a character. Did she really 
exis? They should ask me, T thought. 
1 could have told them plenty. 
1 listened to their flattery and got a 
linc on the kind of book it was. 
{ty had been fouled in the var. Hit 
w the belt. He had been Lady 
Brett's heavy lover before he got the 
ТКО and when he came out she loved 
him just the same and continued to live 
with him. She was even Aceping him. 
according to the story. Balomey. 1 


thought. All that baby ever kept was 
the change when somebody gave her 
over two dollars. She was no more cap- 


able of spiritual love than 1 was. Then 

heard the story switched to bullfight- 
ing in Spain. Bullhrowing is more like 
it, Y thought. 

1 was burning at this snake 1 had 
taken into the bosom of my car. 1 re 
СИ leaning over and whispering into 
the car of the red-head that Hemingway 
himself was the guy who had been shot 
in the book, I don't recall mentioning 
that he had been shot in the knee either. 
All's fair in love and war, 1 thought. 


ROUND 2: то HAVE AND HAVE NOT.” 
Jt was getting around midnight so 1 

suggest “that we all dive up to my 

place and have a little champagne. 

"Sorry he said. “Told you I never 
рву when I am working. Doing a new 

ok and got to get some sleep.” 

“OK,” Г mid. "TI drive you home. 
"Where do you live?” 

“Montparnasse,” he said. 

The réd-hcad said, “What's the book 
about?” 

"Collection of short stories.” he said. 

1 shot over the bridge to the Left 
Bank and tured up the Boulevard Ras 

il. So it's short bouts now, I thought. 

fonder if he is using that lemon 1 had 
read in the bar. The Killers or some 
thing. Hope the others are better than 
that one, T thought. 

1 said aloud, "What kind of stories?” 

“1 never talk about a story until it is 
finished.” he said. “И you tell it you 
never write it, The trouble with you 
is that you tell your stories up at that 
joint of yours and never write them.” 

“Oh yeah.” Т said. 

"Yo." he aid. “Make up your mind 
whether you want to be a writer or a 
siloonkeeper. If jou want to run a 
saloon, keep talking, И you want to be 
а writer start slugging the t 3 

Liven Pei o РМ 

“What for” he eid, Р 
you to talk. Put it on paper: 

Get a load of thats | ought. You'd 
think he was Scott Fitzgerald or some 
one. Here everybody in Paris is talk 
about my мий in The Bouleverdier а 
he is telling me how to write. What a 
Inugh. Not only that, he probably hasn't 
got a pot to cook in bot hes telling me 
SE ight in my own Cadillac. Some gll 


(continued from page 36) 
Drinks my champagne and calls oy joint 
a saloon. 1 to tell him I was a 


Star reporter in ‘when he was a 
Cab in Kansas Ciy. But the giris were 


what you get, I thought. 
toe 
CAI ptt ta 
E 
Ed nen est 
ER 
writing a book in Paris with a title like 
quia ti ва 
Siete int Cae 
Stein must have pic onc im, 
canne 
pr pem 
Frank and Ernest with cach other. Did 
SU DATES 
Connie iene 
kid, not Paris, Illinois There are no 
Pr 
ei na 
E 
"Turn left at the cemetery,” be said. 
wo at Smee E E 
er 
C на та 
A a 
с ne 
ern 


1 at the hird bons 1 vas 
an ot brick reli ofthe Second Empire. 
Tefal a Chambres e Cover syn io the 
sow salve ты ито the ие 
from the cemetery: There were n lighis 
з кяде but топ onl мє fe а sponte 
There war а big deari sign om dhe 
house next door that йэһей en and of 
Ic id Pompei Рене Cere es 
for an undertake, 1 thought. The lige 
fing. on and ой reminded Jou that 
ape de „Кы 
The howe om the our side Вай a 
rumble orchard in the конст 
2 monument makers atelier 
Angie and onher откопа: 
‘han the undertaker sn la up 
cheerful ie spot, Т thought. He 
Тору out be he va going ito the 
“My rooms on the БНА fior, girix” 
һе шй. "Come up amd е me sone 
time” 
"fex in peace” Lid. 
No wonder be i и чып abo 
Je getting killed. 1 thought Hes 
Ee, Sa greece Sile. Jk do o 
now something? You Пай to give the 
credi lor che Вич, He wat always 
melt a s uem 
rt 
dump ol his. А lo of fellows wouid 
fave gotten off at he Riz and waked 
the vix of the way. But he didnt cae, 
Maybe its integrity or well confidence or 
something. Cut И must be confidence. 
A Hem wan wid me dat he had 
илбей those ive fight of wait around 
that tic 09 offer Ма a newspaper job. 
The job paid 200 a week and BE wat 
«йөр рин (ме. Ми he шей 
down dhe job fat Said nobody war 


ig o li Ба wit ie арин. 
Wanted to live his own stories, Most 
kave something, 1 gura. But as Тау, 
you cart put your Enger on i 

"There's one thing È will say for him 
though. He really worked hard. T went 
round to die cemetery Toon one day 10 
же him, The concierge told me he was 
there. Зо 1 climbed the five fights and 
rapped on his door but he wouldn't let 
me ln. "The undertakers susan! who 
find dhe room next to him told me he 
ad been locked in hin room for a week 

roots. Would let anybody 
"They ней to leave сойес апа col 
sants а the door for fim. The only 
nei he gor was walking to the bat 
foom at the other end of ihe hall. T 
genius й really Фе capacity for taking 
не pains he й a genius, thought. 

But work or no work you could always 
ser him at the fighi. оси he didit 
Sl plo о the gh va Нала 
fiat part ol Bá training, 1 used ш мк 
Rim Ihre ай the cime. We used to bet 
ten franc corner and he almost always 
son. We never talked about his boots 
any more. Whats the we, 1 thought 
Vol can tell him anything and he won't 
tell you anything anyway. 1 dirt mind 
chen he won. Guess he can ше Ше 
money more than 1 can, T thought 

When Be was nor st the fights you 
Anew he was away somewhere. But jou 
never bnew where he vas: He might be 
in the green hil, of Мека, the blood 
soaked arenas of Spain or score in 
йш. He never writes or even sends 
реш, 

нева сене чта: 
ek 

Та Novenber of 1029 tbe big Depres: 
sion bounced ой of Wall Suet and it 
Faris ard. It was a ТКО for the Amer. 
кап colony. Every Yank who had been 
spending money le war said 
Чеш di They had it onc day ux 
"dn have it the nent. Forty thousand 
"f them who had been living on incomes 
fought và get reservations ба the bons 
and borrowed money 16 pay their pis 
ЕЯ 

Thing were plenty tough for па 
Lost the place in Montmartre and The 
owleverher fold for want of readers 
Эш belove и folded и did me a favor. 
È vm offered 4 contract to go over to 
Hollywood and write for the new talk 
ing picture, What a brenk. 

Ad the fint person 1 wanted to tell 
about it was the татай Hemingway. 
Tel me how to write, would М? 1 
could тей him something now Univeral 
Pictures had меп а story ol mine in The 
Вомениег and had, come over 8606 

es un ign me up. 1 didnt ve diem 
coming айе him!” Going to be dhe 
imp. was Бе Well, maybe hed find 
Binz up айе па ld opa ing nime. 
in the bati of the century, You know 
how it i. 1 was dying ro rub it im 
Wherever be was kem he was in there 
Чиге. But a good boner can Always 
он а lungen, Wait ший 1 sick 
that straight Holywood Iit in his kie 
ser, шон. 

ат мойи 
жил 3: ТА Faw то ARMS” 


DANISH PASTRY 


miss september 15 а 
rhapsody in broken english 


spread where this 
that a rose is a ros 


[RR 
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PLAYBOY’S PARTY JOKES 


The movie producer traveled ll the way 

amp. but had o return to Holly 
Wood dhappointed. He contacted the 
Vena allan actress he'd been seck 
ing. ll right, but, unfortunately, she rE. 
fuse t come aros. 


One of our friends has a real problem. 
He received a note through the mail 
advising him, "H vou don’t stop making 
love t0 my wife, Tl ЫП you” The 
Trouble is the note wasn't signed. 


Lord Dufingham retumed from his 
grovic shooting somewhat cali. than 
быш and found Lady Dufingham in a 
Tube страсно icon vith hit 
фен Ind, Sir Archibald Carplcy. Lord 


her from a miserable existence in the 
odin Чен given Ver a бис home 
cr with servant, expemive 
бым» and jewels M 
"A Lay Dolbmgham was by this time 
crying inconelatly не Londdip turned 
Ма wrath on На supposed friend: "And 
an for you, Carpley you might at leat 
stop while гш Gin 


You won't read about it in After Hours, 
but we occasionally get our kicks in a 
place where the music is so bad that 
when a waiter drops a tray everybody 
gets up and starts dancing. 


Jim Morgan әй jus returne rin a 
monihlong trip 10 New Yorb and he 
meta good пи juu cuide На oli 
"Jat tid ihe end, "whats wrung 
Your eyes are so той and уредено“ 
"f opened on ihe cri mid Jun. 
"Ay vel ina evening in Now Varo È 
mel thi very race young woran i 


a cocktail lounge. We had a few drinks, 
then dinner and a show; One ding Ied 
to another and she spent the night will 
me at my hotel. © 

„ко! жые йе мен кинни, йе 
was sitting on н ‘of the bed crying. 
1 asked her what was troubling her and 
she told me she was married and that she 
Was very ashamed of herself, 

"Well, that got me to thinking about. 
my wife and Kids back here, so we both 
sat there on the edge of the bed and 
cried for about a hall hour." 

“But, Jim" said the purzled friend, 
“bat was almost four weeks ago. What 
docs that hace to do with your eyes 
being bloodshot today?" 

“Well, look" Jim exclaimed, "you 
can't sit and cry your eyes out every 
morning for four weeks without making 
them a little redt” 


Алымов ac клони ot йе S 
city of Mayflower Descendants put the 
August group in a bit ol a tizzy when he 

ded. “Actually, lm descended 
from a long line ту mother once heard.” 


Tie aan wei dina by ка ten 
indifferent attitude towards him and the 
юше cunater paged io DY 
Rang Жун үс 

SE were The a тоша ver a 
teu ie a bared прави e vas adn. 
гш ушн qo home, make ne to er 
Tea fo yee mean Lh II 
Шыде vo ont door 

Айе ent camion, t dor 
эш esed to маг that ihe husband 
had followed imtrucuons. "And how did 
de oc this ш" 
ы 


“Well, to tell the truth,” the husband 
replied, “she was still sort of indillercot. 
But one thing Pre got to айий: her 
bridge club went absolutely wild!“ 


the consultant 


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45 


ORPHEUS IN HAITI 


нє was VIRILITY incarnate, an enchant- 
ing singen, а devil wich the ladies but 
from the moment he set eyes on the 


tragic story), he swore off the gentle sex 
for life. ‘That life proved to be short 
His ex girlfriends, seething with jealousy 
and thwarted desire, drew him into 2 
wild and mounting orgy, worked them- 
selves into homicida em and, at the 
sk of the bacchanale, fell upon and 
tore Mim literally = limb rom imb 
His name, of course, 
he's been dead a long Se nove [d 
Tumor is to be believed) there is 
A nee whee Oe 


malc is first worshipped, then 
quere a living, brem bl er vnt 
is set upon by a hysterie 

em an killed anew, savagely, blood- 
Prts pince is Haiti Cr o imagine 

that you're in a ju wing Fire 


on mee run and burnished 

bodies. Theyre sayin 

men and women, to he best of drums 
(continued overleaf) 


donkeys, damballa, and a monument to fear 


BY PATRICK CHASE playboy's travel editor 


PLAYBOY 


ped near a huge tree trunk in the 
Linee Ea а 
has chanted his appeal to the spirit and 
Жей а ан design on the 
round, Nor pere tethered a gont and 
Ne roostrs— Bac, arrogant. sure of 
their maleness. Tension is high and now 
the drums sep up the beat. From the 
darknes to onc side a man's voice shouts: 
“Damballa goubamba! Kinga do ki lar- 
Murmurousiy, the crowd imones the 
response: “Kinga do M lat“ Over and 
over, the invocati ed to Dam- 
balla, the good spirit, to Damballa, who 
craves bios, oen 

АА young woman stands near the fire. 
shes! weating а red bandana, a loose 
white chemise maldiocre of our sacking, 
Cut low over the shoulders. Quietly she 
Begins 10 sway to the drums. Rooted to 
опе spot, there В no movement except 
that reed ike weaving of her body. Fire 
light picks out now the outline of her 
thigh now the swell of her breasts 
against dhe thin material. 

"The girl sways and weaves with an al- 
most overpowering intensity — aster now 
as a wooden fetish is carried forward, the 
liteaized figure of а man. The drums 


beat on. restless, surging volumes of 
sound. The girl sways and weaves faster 
until ripples seem to flow up her body. 


Again amd again and again, the extra. 
ordinary pulsation shakes her, building 
ever greater tension in the crowd. 

"The drums notch up faster. Now the 
girl moves. Still convulsed Бу the tre 
meridous vibrations, she bends over back- 
ward toward the fetish. Pulsing and jerk- 
ing abe arches back and back bent im 

sibly over and sti — until 
omen around her wal in sharp faena 
as the girl smothers the idol in hisses 

“The chant of the crowd joins the cease 
less thunder of drums, Sweating drum- 
mex ВВ on other he e 
rhythm. Tension is electric i с 
Clearing, Naked, а figure of onys, the 
girl weaves along the rows of squatting, 
swaying figures. She's in a sell'induccd 
france, tongue Holling from one side of 
her mouth, eyes fixed in a rigid, sightless 
stare. Now the alto drums are a torment- 
ing staccato and pulses speed faster to 
the frenzy. Down the rows the girl 
arms outstretched over the black heads 
as if to raise each to her own exalted 
state. 

Here and there, eyes 
up and grow blind wi 


ae, then turn 
n t ic. Here and 
there, a body topples to the grou 
trading and Cong. Ви the eam 
ing eyes of the crowd follow only the girl 
back to the fire, She grasps one of the 
black roosters, raises him high above her 
head, her sweatglistening body ebony 
in the fameglow. Legs apart, firmly 
planted. she swings him in circles about 
her ui dies 

Then. suddenly. the drums are still. A 
machete flashes bright. The victim's bead 
flies to the ground and blood spuris 
against the girl. In a moment, all at 
‘once, the crowd surges about her as she 
drinks from the roosters neck. trickles of 
red coursing down her chin, over breasts, 
along thighs. Other priests slaughter the 
remaining animals and sprinkle blood on 


the jostling throng. For only a baptism 
of blood will admit Damballa to the soul. 

The drums roll on. Again, over all. 
comes the hoarse chant of the ceremony 
broken now by shrieks and moans. 
Slowly, the frst light of dawn edges the 
black glade with yellowgreen, and a 
primal riual older than Orpheus throbs 

“This В not an exalted word picture of 
the rite of voodoo as dreamed up by over: 
enthusiastic travel writers, but a descrip- 
Ven ol woe a i кыкка уа By 
white men or зо they say. Вей 
Жаей vo the “Tim trom Maturi” school 
of reporting only on what we've жеп, we 
must admit the sight of a voodoo orgy 
has never glazed our eye. And for every 
William Seabrook who claims to have 
witnesed the spectacle, there are doubt- 
ers who say they've searched for it but 
never found it. What is the truth? 

As we see it, it boils down to two con- 
siderations. First: the fact that а man 
hasn't found what he's looking for is not 
presumptive evidence that и. doesn't 
св. Haiti is still virtual jun- 
gle; the French influence which is respon- 
sible for the communities on its shores 
was always а hostile influence to the па. 
tives, The interior, il monly seaming 
jungles and shaggy sloped mounpains, is 

the most primase aca ol he 
hemisphere. What takes place during tl 
dark Jungle nights й more a matter of 
conjecture than of eye-witness reporting. 

In any case, the chances are that, as a 
tourist. you won't get to sce the real 
thing. What will happen to you в this: 
in Port au Prince youll meet up with a 
leering cab driver who'll promise you a 
їшїн voodoo ceremony. Ней herd 

into his ancient car. Zi 

Jembledown native hots or rund Ви. 
skint streets dimly lit erey 
three or four blocks He'll stop to confer 
with а shadow lounging in the gloom of 
a sidealley. drive on — jolting and lurch- 

(hen stop again to go scouting. 
eventually lead you to a wooden 
shack where le vrai voodoo is promised. 
As soon as you get inside, the fint thing 
the dancers and drummers do в cluster 
around for a handout. 

Give the drummer a gourde (20 Us), 
si back and wach th chow. Comme 
cial? Tawdry? Pour les touristes Un 
deniably. But it's still something to sce, 
something with more primal ‘rhythm 
mindlessly, even animaliscalls. рег. 
formed that you're likely to have encoun- 
tered anywhere Stateside — or this side of 
Africa. Just possibly. though, you'll pre- 
fer to skip the cab drivers smirk and the 
dancers’ dubious performance. In which 
cose, if you're still on а voodoo kick, you 
‘may sample the kind put on at the night 
clubs or the open ait Theatre de Verdure 
опа Saturday night. 

The Theatre, showcase of the National 
Folklore Troupe, alo offers you a chance 
to catch Ti Roro, perhaps the greatest of 
the Haitian drummers Until you've 
heard bim, you've never heard a drum 
sob like a fost child, or murmur like a 
girl in love. The voodoo based dance 
sketches put on at the Theatre are an 
ample reward 100, choreographed with 


incisive, modern style, yet without ever 
losing the touch of earthy abandon that 
makes them real, the essence ol this vivid 
land, this brightly warm people. 

Haiti is sil one of the least expensive 
Caribbean spots north of Antigua, with 
more to offer than all the rest put to 
gether. Though prices have doubled in 
ишы кш ra E Dus 

a thoro evening for two 
sla gourde or ec out of $20) One 
ol the spots you should try is the Voodoo 
i fai qe атау from, бе su, 
still relatively untouristed and complete 

ith dirt floor and bare tables. It's dark 
so that по one can sce you 
bumbling through a merengue among 
the swivchjointed Haitians.” Its only 
late at night that the little bars along 
Avenue Roosevelt liven up: the Brun- 
cue Club (we spotted at least two 
blondes there), Royal Palm Reach, New 
York Rar and Paradise. 

You can find most anything you're 
looking for im thee join, and the 
waiters in ment of them will try to hustle 
a full bottle of rum to your table, fol 
lowed by other more animate objects. 
You're quite within your rights to shoot 
ghe fl torte bck ад o e ut 

sing) (about 100. Do whatever 
you want about the other objects. In 
Carrefour proper (a pretty improper sec- 
tion) you'll pass rows of houses standing 
back from the road and strung with 
colored lights. Keep right on going. Sex 
may be, as one fellow put it, "une 
industrie en Haiti” but who wants it 
that way? For your private dossier, how- 
ever, professional ladies here are known 
as Dominiraines, though were told by an. 
impeccable source that the best ones are 
all from Martinique. 

И you do crave some female compan- 
ionship, try hunting on your own at the 
Casino, where the upper echelon of 
Haitian society gathers. The place В 
giosily. glaringly cosmopolitan, with 
French spoken all around, an openair 
dance floor and a splendid orchestra. lt 
boasts an excellent restaurant, 100, and 
the meals are served with such allure hat 
the waiters change white gloves virtual, 
alter every course. Ah available в de 
usual collection of bars and gaming 
rooms. When you've had your fil of the 
place, stroll her down through pleasant 
ardens to the Casino's yacht harbor, or 
over to the illuminated fountains on the 
‘waterfront Exposition grounds. Or drive 
on up to the Cabane Choucoune at 
Pétionville. 

т starts earlier there with cock 
tails at sunset on the terrace of the Ibo 
LAK, and a pinkglowing view that 
stretches a good BO miles. Then, a cos 
ple of thousand feet above Pétionville, 
there's Kenscofl, We've all for the drive 
there, during which you pass from 
bougainvillea to pine trees in 20 min- 
anes: it even gets cool enough to justify 
hot buttered rum. Beyond, at the top of 
the mountain, there's Furcy, where log 
fires are an occasional delight. 

А good reason for making а separate 
evening of Petionville is the food. Fabu- 
lous is the word for it and every hotel 

(concluded on page 52) 


fresh, smoked, baked, boiled, devilled, 
minced, hashed, fried or glazed with 
bourbon, few viands can vie with — 


THE HEARTY HAM 


жне аст sam, "Things perfected by 
mature ae Бенет than those fisted by 
art he couldn't have been thinking of 

the moked thigh ol а pig 
А тый вит is the product of ma 
tore, and has much to recommend и. 
But a smoked ham in a work of art. Cer. 
tainly И Cicero had led long enough 
to tate а genuine Smil ham taken 
fom a Paleta тылына og. cas 
fa bured In ый, rubbed wih ely 
тошо! peppet, amok! over slow bum. 
Ing FIAS Wee dud then aged [os Moo 
dr maybe hice years. Нойс honey. 
mouthed orator riy have thought ke 
(continued on next pope) 


BY THOMAS MARIO 
Playboy's food & drink editor 


moroonanıy ev niex sover 


PLAYBOY 


before making that rash utterance. 

Ham fans fall into three classes. First 
of all, there are the backwoods boys 
who, {rom the age of two, have been 
тарка on bog ham gravy and bear lard 
those fastidious gentry who will onl 
cat ham И ка served with fresh calls 
sweetbread and серег sautéed in white 
wine sauce sous cloche. The thin) and 
largest class are the great majority 
Ha lovers who enky anys Dom 
deviled ham on a cracker to oversize 
ham steaks from the corn fields of Iova. 

All of these types appreciate the one 
salient fact about ham — its integrity. 
There is no such thing as a fake 
Its one of the least disguised and least 
doubtful of meat favors. Even in a cro- 
quete or souffle, the matchless favor 
comes through unaltered. When you 
leave roast beel in your refrigerator for 
four or five days, the juices evaporate 
and the flavor becomes stale and weary. 
But you can keep a ham in the ice box 
for four weeks, and the tangy miracle of 
the smokebouse remains uncha 
When meats like corned beef or 
tongue are canned, their original Ravor 
and texture become almost unrecogniz- 
able. But a canned ham never loses its 
rich natural savor. Ks 

For all young gastronomers who aren't 
equipped to struggle with sole in aspic, 
joints of mutton and pressed wild duck, 
the plump ham on the carving board is 
the easiest way to satisfy the wolf in 
Your Stomach and ihe weach on the 

of your bed. A loaf of crisp sour 
na 
some cold bottles of bubbling ale are 
all that are needed to start the revival 
meeting. Ham's final recommendation 
is its price. In recent years its been the 
least piratical of all meats. 

Until the late Twenties, any amateur 
chel who undertook to cook a whole 
ham in his bachelor apartment usually 
found out that a course in food engi 
neering was necessary in order to do the 
job properly. Before the ham was ready 
do ext the young man was usuali forced 
to study such topics as the effects of cer- 
tain orders of fungi, not to mention the 
une af he long block tackle and the ir 
(lied plane, When ihe sprightly ei 
cure carried his fat ham home and di 
covered to his horror that there was 
mold on it, he was faced with three 
sible decisions. He could return the ham 
to the butcher, his disenchant- 
ment to the department of health or else 
call his mother at once by long distance 
phone, The tyro didn't know that coun- 
try ham lovers at that time regarded 
mold (it it wasn't too deep) with the 
sume affection a wine connoisseur felt 
toward the sediment in a fine bottle of 
Burgundy. After entertaining a number 
of doubts he usually turned to an old 
recipe book where he found comforting 
data telling him to scrub the ham. 
Should he use the same brush they used 
on the kitchen floor or a brand new 
brush? There was the harsh dilemma of 
whether he should scrub it with a strong 
soap and water or just plain water. The 
‘cook books told him both methods were 


In the course of disini the rec 
ipe he learned that he was to sock the 
meat. This, too, presented certain nice- 
ties in the protocol of dealing with a 
Паш. Should he soak it in маца water 
ог cold water, in the washtub or the 
bathtub? From further consultation he 
deduced that he should soak the ham 24 
hours for each year it was hung. This, 
‘of course, posed the gruelling problem 
of tracing the pig's genealogy back to its 
original owner in order to determine 
just how many months the end of the 
pig dangled from the rafters. 

At last, the icure placed his 
ham in the pot to boil. It was usually a 
heavy long ham rather than а short 
plump ham because that was the way 
Pi were raised in those days, When the 

[pound ham was dropped into the 
four quart pot, the phenomenon known 
as the displacement of water usually pre- 
sented itself. The chefs pants, under 
wear. socks and shoes were immediately 
drenched with liquid. Then, hours tater, 
after making all the necessary adjust. 
ments, in the serene calm of a job well 
done, the young culinarian was ready to 
remore the cooked ham from the pot- 

his trusty kitchen fork, he jabl 
the thickest part of the haro's cushion 
and lifted. Under the immense weight 
of the ham the fork slowly bent 

like an old hatpin. Instead of fahing up 
a ham, he acquired valuable knowledge 
concerning the tensile strength o dir 
ent metal 

"The ham was finally boiled. And that 
was only half the battle —merely the 
Век step preparatory to baking the ham. 

Nowadays, the old of soaki 
El tor 
most part unnecessary. In the earl 
Thirties tendericd cr quickccoking 
hams were introduced. These were hams 
that required no soaking or simmering 
and that could be baked by merely 
placing them in the oven in the same 
manner as а turkey or a large rib roast. 
Later, completely” cooked, Tead.iocat 
hams were introduced, and this type 
dominates the market today. In restau- 
panta and hovel, with proper cook 
facilities, hams are still scrubbed. soal 

ved. The fin: 
ished ham may be slightly more moist 
and more subtle in favor than the 
cooked ham you buy in the butcher 
shop. But the results are simply not 
worth the outlandish efforts required to 
bake a raw ham starting from scratch. 
Naturally there are differences in the 
qualities of the readytocat hams. But 
once you've found а ham that satisfies 
your taste for cure, smokiness, texture 
and tendemes You can be pretty sure 
that the quality of the same brand will 
remain consistent. 

‘Over the United States you will find 
ham sold in an almost unlimited variety 
of forms and sires. First of all, there are 
the aristocrats from the ham capital of 
the world, Smithfield, Virginia, popula- 
tion about 1100, Such brands as Todd's, 
Gwaltney's and Jordan's represent the 
very highest order in the bluebloods of 
the hog kingdom. Hams from this arca 


are not to be confused with so-called 
"Virginia style” hams which many res 
taurants and delicatessen stores offer and 
which are merely baked hams from any 
part of the country, stuck with a few 
loves and browned in the oven. The 
real Smithfield Virginia hams are taken 


from a lean aristocratic strain ol hog. 
And fattened on peanuts in the fall The 


shape is somewhat long and flat. The 
meat В deep brick red, the fat amber 
rather than white, The difference in 
flavor between а genuine Virginia ha 
and other hams is the difference 

favor between brandy and vin ordi 
naire. Native epicures in Virginia like 
their ham cut paper thin, For better 
Ering, they prefer a cold ham over a 
or. 


т the South you'll find the 
er ا‎ ee pre 
in the same manner as the Sen 

ld hams. Some of the count 
are not smoked but merely cured in salt 
and then hung in a cold place for 
months to age. Country hams are con 
sumed locally for the most part. Smith 
field hams are available in fancy food 
shops all over the United States. For 
apartment bachelors, the whole Smith- 
field hams are sometimes hard to han- 
die. Even a half of a Virginia ham may 
be unviedly, Those who want the ге 

ing în small quantities can now 
the бошке j of Amber band dice 
and cooked Smithfield ham. The price 
ol a genuine Smithfield ham is about 
twice that of another ham. But for the 

1 blowout, it's the ham of distinc- 
Чоп. Following the trend in the trade, 
the Smithfield hams are now offered raw 
ог cooked and glazed with brown sugar, 
ready forthe caving Knife. 

‘Of course the greatest number of 
hams sold in the United States are the 
moderately smoked hams typified by the 
brand names of the nationally known 
meat packers, They may be bought raw, 
[eri cooked (teneri) or complete. 

ly cooked, ready to eat. People who do 
ot care for the intense flavor and salti- 
ness of the Smithfield ham prefer this 
milder cure. For such respectable fare 
ham and cabbage, ham and beans, ham 
and potato salad and ham steaks, these 
hams are excellent. 

"The mildest of all hama are the cn- 
ned Dutch, Danish and Irish specimens. 
Their bland favor is just the opposite 
of their Virginia counterpart. They are 
sold in sizes ranging from one pound to 
15 pounds. When buying the very small 
size tins, you sometimes take the chance 
of getting excess fat and gristle, since 
the small cut may come from the ex- 
чете shank or butt end. Here again the 
variety of brands you can buy is tremen- 
dous. И you're looking for a gastronom- 
ical novelty, you might try such sophisti 
cated versions as the Dutch Gala brand 
ham in champagne sauce or the German 
Englerts sliced ham in Burgundy wine 
sauce. 

Finally, there are such hard hams as 
the Italian Prosciutto or the imported 
Westphalian style. These hams are both 

(conctuded on page 75) 


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(continued [rom page 48) 


topnotch French cooking but sho a 
wide variety of creole dishes. Try grillo 
which is mostly pork, or tasso of beel, 
both in piquant sauces; or diri et donjon, 


R avory chimp of rice and mise 
Jam croquette and mango pie. 

There are smaller, dingier spot where 
the calas sll ra Ton. We pot a 
Haitian ridi to мект us — rar, im 

X) Papa Deu. a molla 
plc with a dirt floor, a few blocks rome 
tie presidential Palace. Papa 
Pather speci roeie, hen we up 

rend of реа 
Sts by aci lie aly 
co Centre Resting stowed tà pened 
За ген); flex mignon and a ewer ol 
ушш and syrup. The rab: 90 a head in 
Жайга Bottle ol ram. 

‘Other inexpensive pleasures on Haiti 
inde eat fing onc cra res 
бош the Caino рет (there's по bathing 
ich worth a daan coser than Carre 
ds o mend for S and we even cd 
a Tul days alitor hunting ow Lake 
LL PM BE Ала 
idco prove i 

In Port se Price, bang buys in 
cia perius кой xt kral sordi 
St Tikaro Are Glos i тона = 
Синин. inexpensive M ar 
Bong ge and кюе piod caved на 
gay pieces Мон ol our chopping i 
died Mae. qua tho aa io de 
Эжеш bears dop here ded sil 

1 ber piek al the merchandise, Justify- 
di higher but cl praca Кап 

T sore шеш door good, пе 


And, of course, we also go to DeWitt 
Peter's Art Center, Lts sull a place for 
excellent "buys." though nowadays you'll 


ey up o S730 Tor ge ae by 
тон, Bazile, Hyppolite or Biguu But 
with a file personal taste, you can pick 
up fine primitive work at “investment” 


pics here or at the rival Foyer des As 

Plastiques. 
Instead of hopping around Irom cab 

wy cub. i 

driver 


wiser to ри up 4 permanent 
To save gar (8504 gallon) hell 
ue wily for halt a block, them 
count fa an he can go. The ar scemo 
10 be never t check momentum by wing. 
the brakes but instead to careen through 
long reens, jus тем 
nen American care lile. bour 
Ч paniens он 
ilb L 4. d loads pe 
ils with headcarred load of pro 
duce for the market, Li 
The marker, incidentally, is one of the 
ye e previ sighs (and smell in al 
iti ra bright painted turc stroc 
eof sheet iron where just about 
every в add. including cups 
ol condensed milk cans with з 
string Папай ndals cut from old auto 
tires and cudboard suitcases decorated 
or reifonce with beer cans beaten Ва. 
impoverished state of many 
ол given rie toan interesting 
local custom known as placage. lcs эт 
hard io accumulate money fora wedding 


hat men and women live together 10 
save jointly for the ceremony. “This gives 
Taiuan children the rare advantage of 
attending their parents’ wedding along 
With several brothers and sisters) 

The other unnerving sight in Haiti. so 
far as were concerned, are the cock 
бума. 1f thats what you want, though, 
a good spot is the Gaugère cockpit on 
the Exposition grounds where fights are 
held Saturdays and Sundays. We don't 
normally inch from “blood sports” but 
mu dm бе los bre e on а 

lamned plucky, as they gouge and slash. 
then wochen get up. gory and one суй, 
to fight on with a bonc pierced wing and 
fl beaks that we end op wretehediy 
rooting lor the agonized creature on the 
ground, fighting on because its got too 
much guts to drag sell а 

Every now and then, we're hell bent 
om sociological research, and choose a 
side jaunt imo the hinterland. We'll go 
to Cap Haitien by coastal freighter or 
che by transport plane over а моппу 
graygreen sea of mountains. 

“Le where Columbus qualified 
for some sant of Western, Hemisphere 

irst by running the Santa Maria aground 
п а coral edi, te so umellcomsiondy 
avorsome that ‘cannon which fred on 
Napolcon's ships still rest in the streets 
along the waterfront. 

We make a point of staying around 
sere a day or fro at the Howell du 
Roi Christophe — just to stroll narrow 
streets, past old, balconied homes, and 
ош to the harbor forts and the ancient 
lighthouse. “Then we go to the Guadelle 
Ferritre, which is cally why we come to 
Cap Haitien. 


lage on the edge of the jungle. that 


makes a living out ol supplying horas 
for the wip up the mountain, and boys 
Switches o keep. them “moving. 
These small back Lunincamen walk be 
hole way there and back: burdened b 
УАТ ol cokes which they eol о 
Irom tome vo Gone n mountain, reams 
Our Ars sop i always at Sar Sour 
a ruined copy ol Verses wich the 
judo oy ig to elim. BE 
Send, the тай grows gradually steeper 
And more rocky A couple al мора were 
called by the women in our group. o 
здание мора Молот blaring ti 
cds nd Mc com te lade unge 
ы vegetation We passe again about 
hallway up lor cur rw. view of the 


"mad of virgin бшем. One soaring cnr 

faced us like the prow of a ship Не 
Mas the Lamm, Sale ш fea 
Share black Christophe prototype of 
Emperor Jones" planned to hr 10 
the һм against (вс French. Here, 
dragged block by huge granite block up 
the mountainside, was a fontes that 
could maintain a garrison of 10000 for 


yea 

The relic loomed ever more massive 
as we dimbed closer. Belore long we 
were standing beside the 130400 walls, 


under the muzzles of 12- 
beside am ironstudded doo 
through the seven-foot thickness ol the 
outer walls, We climbed 10 
flying stairways overhanging an eve 
fearsome drop and came out on the 
towering heights of this man-made butt 
Weather worn and grassgrown at the 
top of the Gitadelle is the grave ot 
Christophe, the maniac genius whose de 
fensive creation was never used, For пе 
lied not from the French bullets he had. 
feared; paralyzed by a stroke, beset by 
intriguers in his divided land. raging at 
his own sudden weakness, he died a 
suicide. More than any other single 


factor, perhaps, the legends that have 
frown up амин this man have uniti 
the Haitian people. Aud like Christophe 

inest val 


at his prime, Haiti packs the 
lop in the Caribbean today. 

For more information, con 
travel agent, or write Haiti G 
Tourist Bureau, 30 Rockel 
New York. Details on Haiti are also 
available from Pan American World Air- 
ways (135 East 42nd Strect, New York) or 
Delta €. & S. Airlines (Atlanta Airport, 
Atlanta, Ga). One-way air fares are 578 
from Miami, $120 from New Orleans. Or 
try Eastern Steamship Corp. (Pier 3, P.O. 
Box 882, Miami) or Panama Line (21 
West Street, New York) whose roundari 
fares by sea start at $342 from New York, 
5190 from Miami 


PLAYBOY'S INTERNATIONAL DATEBOOK 


Time your travels to these frolivome 
European festivals: Oktoberfest, Munich, 
for magnificent Bavarian beer and fine 
foods in huge quantities amid fabulous 
fall scenes and the scent ol the grape 
hanest (German "Tourist Information 
Office, 500 Filth Ave, New York 50); 
Festival of Our Lady of Pillar, Zaragoza. 
Spain, Oct. 11. for bull fights and lovely 
women, plus ie attendant alter hours 
relaxation in dhe Spanish manner (Span 
ish State Tourist Осе, 185, Madison 
Ave, New York 22); Salon de l'Auto 
Paris, Oct. 4, опе of the world's biggest 
convocations ol sports cars and devotees, 
and a good excuse lor doing Paris at the 
top ol the season; Gastronomie Fair, 
Dijon, Nov. 3, for dedicated gourmets 
‘who like o rub elbows and sample viles 
with others of that ill. (French бом. 
Tourist Office, G10- 5th Ave, N, Y. 20). 

Packaged trips are autumn travel bar 


gains. TWA (860 Madison Ave, New 
York) offers two of timely interest, With 
the o II theatre season. 
why wn party for a 
мау in New York? Included are tickets 
for Broadway shows, hotel, meals and 


sightsecing in a package that starts at 
1150 for three days, plus air fare . . 
When fying west, plan ahead for no 
ата ате stopovers at Lao Vegas” mink 
and-Cadillac resorts, or poolside lolling 
at dude ranches around Phoenix. Three 
day romps run around $16 per head. 


PLAYBOY’S PENTHOUSE APARTMENT 


1 
» a 
Ly 2, Cj] 
di a 
kitchen 
O bedroom 
dining room 


a high, handsome haven—pre-planned 
and furnished for the bachelor in town 


ch a tang of autumn 
he lower lel) takes 


h, perhaps like you. In such a wight live in ide easly м tially ii 


PLATBOY 


of solid hardwoods (we've used elm in the оройт 
here in teck), is on ingenious goteleg with four 
right of entry hos illuminated aquarium, wallsen 


siding siver chest, odjstoble shelves; one of eight 
holstered solid elm dining chairs, witoble elsewhere os needed, 


Above: The unusual flip-flop couch by M. 
Singer & Sons (#194, $495], pictured in 
voricus stages of fip, including the Rol, 
оп which overnighiers may бор. Below, 
Soorinen ermehair by Knall 470, $285). 


+ 


Below: rocking stools designed by 
Noguchi, built of herdwood ond metal b 
Knoll (BST, BOT, $46.50, $48) off 
соло! living room seating in confor. 


Below: one of four Knoll tobles (4305, 
$78), with foam саст, moy be used 
singly ог together for seats or buffet. 


| Fi 
È 


LIVING ROOM 


couch facin 


for a tie tc. Th te. The smooth plaster 
wall i in dramatc contras to he stone hear, which hay paimti 
Фа is right and a raised Мамет wich climbing vine on Ив lc The 
tom such Justapositions of teurer — the smooth wall, the sone, the 
planter, the cork Bor and lor visual impact the unadorned brick 
Кай which cosce of the bath and the Kitchen area. Turn o the win 
док wall, Heres drama and contra again, a view of the city through 
сажет richly hung with white dación and sime gray silk shantung 
Snendrapeı Below thew are continous hanging storage cabine. 
The rst ol he living room is bes seen by wing А unique feature 
ol the couch. It ipa. literally: at the touch of a Krb on its end, the 
Back becomes set d vice pla and now vere lacing die caber va 
Immediately belore us are four low square tables, placed together 
Each has 2 Каси rubber colin. Right now. two ol ihe table are 
Being eed as such and tro for seating, with all four cushions in place 
pecomes a lage area for very casual lounging: with all cushions re 
moved, И serves as a low table Jor drinks for up o eight guest sored 
enough to be айн on ihe Wor. A Saarineh couch and the lado 
Saarinen armchair with Versen foor lamp complete a charmed cree 
2 comerstional grouping hell together textrally and visually by th 


ing an 
Hor beneath us is e 


57 


Рълувот 


Above: The kitchen's 
ultrasonic dishwasher wes 


ing. No зоор, detergent 
Sr hot water are required 
in the three-minute wash- 
9 ond drying cycle. 
Left: unique kitchen stool 
constructed from rugged, 
contoured tractor seat- 


The gloss-domed oven in PLAYBOY'S kitchen is а rec- 
tongulor modification of that by Frigidoire, shown 
above. The cooking “foot” of the unit В odjustoble In 
height, con be lowered 1o accommodote the largest 
roasts, aulomatielly rises to counter level when the 
dome l opened. I a radionily heated, will roast, broil 
for barbecue with те lucio viands in tantalizing view. 
Joining it is the touch-tool induction heating stove, a 
solid surface on which cold foods moy be prepared 
alongside bubbling pots. Because i's pots themselves 
‘hot get hot, spilled foods can't sick to stove, which 
brings cold water to o boil in а matter of mere seconds. 


KITCHEN 


deep pile green nylon rug 
And remember the loyer cor 
where we hung our thing? 


unted color 

reophonic 
speakers and hifi compo 
ments behind them. "This in 
‘our electronic entertainment 
installation. From it, lines 
ко 10 individual speaker йт 
stallations in every room, 
each with its own on off and 
volume control. Here we 

ck mood music record. 


wiih mis for dancing. Or, 
И е отш calls for 
serious, listening ~to Bach 
Or Baker = we witch to 
Ше manually operated tran 
scription turntable and pick 
ор lor me highest in f 
Here. 100, ду long. and 
src MR EN tuner 


a beaded кс ди lines 
the back о рак by 
the Breplacly 

And эрсә of enter- 
tainment, cri the hang. 


ing Knoll с йк» beneath 
the windows ДИ a builtin 
bar, This р у the canny 


bachelor to in the 
room while mixing a cool 
опе for his intended quarry 
No chance of m 
proper psycholo 
ment — no chance of leaving 
her cozily curled up on the 
couch with her shoes off and 
returning to find her mind 
changed. pune in ha 
and ihe young ludy ready 
to go home, damn it. Here, 
conveniently at hand, too, is 
a selftiming rheostat which 
will gradually and subtly 
dim the lights to ft the 
mood — as opposed to the 
hanh click ol a light switch 
that plunges all into sudden 
darkness and may send the 
fair game ficeing. 

The same advance think 
ing prompted the placing of 
an on-off widget for the 
phone within the cabinet, 
100, во that the jangling bell 

(continued on page 60) 


PLAYBOY 


or, whats worse, a chatty call from the 
date ol che night before, won't shatter 
the spell being woven. (Don't worry 
about missing Out on any fun this way, 
there's a phone message taker hooked to 
the tape recorder.) 

"The weavnoy apartment brings back 
the dining room — done away with im 
many another modern apartment — but 
this in a dining room with multiple 
functions. For intimate dining à deux 
and in sel. he Готце Matheson 

elg table can have just one 
Frise For lem intimate. occasions — 
тау a midnight aftertheater snack — the 
Shoji screen which close off the kitchen 
may be rolled back, and the kitchen's 
Band counter becomes à cory, handy 
Spot to set up chafing dish and silver 
ite bucket in which Mel a boule of 
Mumm's Gold Label. 

For large formal dinners, the Mathes 
son table can be expanded to seat twelve, 
Dut for Kal then or big or 
mal parties it lods practically Hat against 
T val where one kal сап Be raed for 
cold or hot buffet. 

It is when we wish to host a host of 
folky that the flexibility of the apart 


ment's separate areas comes into Tull 
play. By moving aside the Saarinen 
Chair, which acts as a psychological room 
divider between living and dining rooms. 


by rolling back the kitchens Shoji 
screens and opening the terrace win 
dows, АШ these areas become united and 
же can entertain hall a hundred, il we're 
а mind. This is possible because the 
apartment is not divided into cell like 

ота, but into function areas well de- 


Join it to the 
ig room. Similarly, the kitchen may 
he closed oll from the other rooms by 
pulling closed the sliding screens. Вис 
since the urban male prides himself on 
his culinary artistry it may. more often, 
be open onto the dining room, so the 
hont can perform for an admiring audi 
‘ence while sharing in conversation 
Now let’ review the areas we've seen. 
starting at the entry again. The hall is 
1 x M, closed off from the living room 
by the Moorseceiling storage wall. In 
addition to Из clothes press. the ball side 
of this unit is partitioned to hold gear 
which no bachelor who takes pride i 


his home would want to lug through the 


in press, oll bog, bracket for trusty 
in preses, ВОИ bag, bracket or tna 
Evinrude, fing gear. A vertical space 

s peg or hanging the good things ot 
сте Im leather caes. binoculars, stereo 
and rex cameras, portable radio, guns 
Other compartments hold wet weather 


деви: 


and winter outer garments and ootwear 
‘Starting from the end of the storage 


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with 
hung with blue drapes. Below them. serv: 


а pate ung 
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the BEAN ДОН The window wa 
approximately 14 feet long and consists 
ee 
rea 
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terrace furniture, all by Salterini. 
Rw tee e Midi cl 
Дер RC) 
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dose or completely open the kitchen. 
ceni вести The Sho] are by Cal 
Free 


Other dining room furniture is also 

bere are È dining chairs by Singer 
(No. 162, 5122) upholstered in blue, and 
ie Bruno Mathesson table already de- 
del Two pulldown globular Tight 
img fixtures provide even, ample light. 

Mess wa bck the Sh 

and enter the kitchen. Your first thought 
may be: where is everything? It's all 
there. as you shall sce, but all is neatly 
stowed and designed for effciency with 
the absolute minium ol fuss and baus- 
frau labor, For this is a bachelor kitch- 
еп, remember, and unless you're a very 
oddball bachelor indeed, you like to 
‘cook and whomp up short order special- 
Чез to exactly the same degree that you 
actively dislike dishwashing. marketing 
and tidying up. АШ thats been taken 
care of here. Lets look it over. 

Notice, first. that its clean and fune 
tional, but doesn’t have Ше anti 
medical look of so many modern kitchens. 
The walls are smooth gray, the floor of 
vinyl. Those hinged wood panels on the 
rear wall house a vertical freezer where 
you'll keep froren fruits, vegetables, sca 
fool. game, and plenty ol meat, Even 
it your apartments а haven for dropin 
usa ш wel m planned рел, 
there's ample space here for weeks ol 
good cating. Next to Ше freezer is a 
Vertical wine bin. a honeycomb frame 
work which holds the boules horizontally. 
There's sufficient capacity here so you 
can exercise your canny skills in finding 
buys in, say. a special half case of rund 
a rich Burgundy that’s on sale, or a few 
choice bottles of vintage Riesling — just 
Tight to go with your tossed greens salad. 
Below the wine, which is stored hand 
height, are compartments for larger 
bottles, Le, your stronger potations and 
vin ordinaire, which you order in bulk 
an pour as needed into decanters. Next 
come drystorage shelves and a utility 
closet where your oncea-week servant 
stores brooms and vacuum. 

The long wall around to the right is 
traversed for its full length by what looks 
like a doorles, blank-faced wall cabinet, 
with no way to get your hands on an 
thing within. That's just what it is— 


houses counterbalanced storage shelves 
that pull down to easy reach when 
needed. 

And now we come to something you're 
going to like: that standing white cabi 
niet im the center of the wall is an ultra 
sonic dishwasher. Stack its rack with 

dishes, with glasses that ear he 
Imprint of a lipsticky kiss, with 
Knives and forks Shut the door and il 
в bathed in water and bombarded by 
ultrasonic sound waves which remove all 
din. Next in the automatic dishdoing 
ge is warmvair drying and ultra-violet 
sterilization, And now were ready to 
put the dishes away — but we don't have 
to. Relax. Light up, Talk to your girl 
Play a Stan Kenton recording. Ihe 
dishes stay right where they are, behind 
the panel, ready for their next use, since 
this machine also acts as а storage unit 

You'll notice a cantilevered work 
counter runs the full length of the wall 
under the cabinets, Тез clear excepi for 
the foot pedal sink — which need never 
be sullicd by a dirty dish. 

And now for the dimndest island 
counter you've ever seen. At one end is 
а radiant broilerroaster. Here, under 
the transparent dome, you can broil a 
lourinch sirloin or roast a pheasant — 
ог a standing rib roast to a turn, with 
all fumes drawn off and out of the house 
by a builtin blower which, sus on 
when you turn on the heat, Lifting t 
hinged dome automatically brings the 
base of the unit to counter height. Its 
Cur bet that the manipulation of this 
broiler, and the sight trough the dome 
ol a sizling steak, will prove for your 

us a арзии Ною lo die beat om 
And you'll be the director of this 


Rue 
chow 

From the broiler on down the counter, 
for about half its length, is a smooth 
Carrara glass surface on which you can 
tor Ian you have по Коков сойи 
in your pocket or ring on your finger. 
Because this, believe it or not, is your 
stove, although there's not а burner i 
Sight and irs stone cold even when its 
om. ‘Thats because it heats only metallic 
‘objects in its field, by induction: it's the 
pots and pans that do the cooking, not 
the stove top and you can be mixing a 
cool salad right beside a hot pot of pota 
toes, Pilot lights beneath the translucent 
glass top wink on or off to show what 
tooks when you twiddle the dials on the 
dashboard 

"The rest of the counter is work 
Because this is a cool, light kitch 
plant on it theives. 

Beneath he моле and war counter 
is more storage space, hand height шет 
sil drawers and down toward e vertical 
freezer, a rerigerator to hold a few days 
food, chilled mixers, beer and solt drinks, 
your prechilled Martini beaker and ver 
mouth atomizer, сапар and cheese 
and an ample supply of ice cubes, 

For further information on any aspect 
of the wiavox penthouse apartment, 
write Playboy Reader Service, 11 E. 
Superior Street, Chicago 11, Нов. 

NEXT MONTH: 
THE ром, STUDY 
AND BATH. 


race. 
п, the 


“Well, we'll give it a try, but I don't think many 
men carry two dollars in change.” 


PLAYBOY 


LOVE, INC. (continued from page 18) 


know?" 

"The shoes. I always look at the shoes. 
How do you like our litte planes” 

confusing.” Simon sid care: 

аал expect-well 0. 

7 ‘the lide man said. 

"You're an idealist. One look at your 

honest face tells me that, my friend. 


You've come to Earth for a definite pur: 
pose. Am I right?" 
Simon nodded, The little man said, 


71 know your purpose, my friend. You're 
looking for a war that will make the 
world safe for something, and you've 
come to the right place. We have six 
major wars running ас all times, and 
there's never, any Waiting for an im 
tant position In any ol them.” 
lead 

"Right at this moment? the 
man said impressively, "the downi 
den workers of Peru are engaged in a 
desperate struggle against a corrupt and. 
decadent monarchy. One more man 
could swing the contest! You, my friend. 
could be that man! You could guarantee 
the socialist victory!" 

‘Observing the ex on Simon's 
tace, the Ме man said quickly, "But 
there's a lot to be said for an enlight- 
ened aristocracy. The wise old king of 
Peru (a philosopher-king in the deepest. 
Platonic sense of the word) sorely needs 
your help. His tiny corps of scientist 

mmmanitarians, Swiss guards, knights of 
the realm and royal peasants is sorely 
pressed by the foreign.inspired socialist 

acy, A single man, now — 

"шг ined. Simon эке. 

“In China, the Anarchists —" 

EUM 

“Perhaps you'd prefer the Commu- 

in Wales? Or the Capitalists in 

in? Or if your affinities 
such as Feminists, Pro 
ree Silverists, or the 


AE m 
ur M ос 
t eb 

E e 

The lile man smiled modestly. 
PR 
Шой кр. 
CER uem 
since the beginning of time” to 

“Is love very difficult to find" Simon 
asked. 

"Walk mos two blocks," the 
"em Joe sent you." 
xem 

Перес MEI вер 
Tes 

um 
E 

ЕД акад 
said. "Passion beneath the lunátic 
n 

"Sure, and bodies on a dark sea-beach 
CRE 
EE 

SEE ызы» 


ше 
‘all 


“Its the standard advertising bro 
chure. 1 must be going. Two blocks up- 
sa Cw ian 

‘And with а pleasant nod, Jce mov 
into the crowd 

Simon, finished his «даса and 
walked slowly up Broadway, his brow 
Knotted in thought, but deternined not 
10 form any premature judgements, 

When he reached Hch Street he sw 
a tremendous neon sign flashing, bright- 
ly. It said, Love, inc. 

‘Smaller neon letters read, Open 24 
Houn а Day! 

Beneath that it read. Up One Flight. 

Simon frowned. for a terrible sus 
cion had just стоме his mind. Still, 
climbed the stairs and entered a small, 
tastefully furnished reception room. 
From there he was sent down а long 
corridor to a numbered room 

"Within the room was a handsome 
gray-haired man who rose from behind 
эп impressive desk and shook his hand, 
saying, “Well! How are things on Ка. 


запра? 

"How did you know I was from Ka- 
зап а?” 3 
"That shirt. I always look at the shirt. 
Tm Mr. Tate, and l'im here to serve you 
to the best of my ability. You are —" 

"Simon, Alfred Simon. 

“Please be seated, Mr. Simon. Ciga- 
rette? Drink? You won't regret coming 
to us, sir. Were the oldest love dispens 
ing firm in che busines, ard much 
larger than our closest competitor, Pas- 
sion Unlimited. Moreover, our fees are 
far more reasonable, and bring you an 
improved product. Might I ask how you 
heard of us? Did you see our full page 
ad in the Times? Or—' 

“Joe sent me.” Simon said. 

АК ei sole one Mr тые 
said, shaking his fully. "Well 
Lr the o dm dele Youve 
come a long way for love, and love 
Shall have. He reached für а boton on 
his desk, but Simon him. 

Simon said, "I don't want to be rude 
or anything, ыл..." 

“Мей” Mr. Tate said, with an encour 

il 


aging smil 
"I don't understand this” Simon 
blurted out, flushing deeply, beads ot 


iration standing out on his fore- 
FTT think Tm in the wrong place. 
Т didn't come all the way to Earth just 
for . . . I mean. you can't really sell 
love; can you? Not love! 1 mean, then it 
isn't really love, is i" 


rising from his chair in astonishment. 
"Thats the whole poi 


cut ive а rare, Iove is special, love 
is found only on Earth. Have you read 
‚our brochure?” 

"Bodies on a dark seabeach" Simon 
hed. 

“Nes, that one. 1 итне it. Gives some. 
thing ‘of the feeling, dosn't 12 You 
сатте get that feeling Irom just anyone. 
p You can get that Feelin 
only from someone who lores you: 


Simon said dubiously, "Its not genu- 
ine love though, is it?” 

“OF coune it ist И we were selling 
simulated love, we'd label it as such. 
The advertising laws on Earth are strict, 
I can assure you. Anything can be sold, 
but it must be labelled properly. That's 
ethics, Mr. Simon!” 

Tate caught his breath, and continued 
in a calmer tone. "No sir, make no mis. 

Our product is not a substitute, 
Jt is the exact sellsame feeling that 
poets and have raved about for 
thousands of years. ‘Through the won- 
der ol modern science we can bring 
this feeling to you at your convenience, 
attractively packaged, completely dispos- 
able, and for a ridiculously low price.” 

Simon said. “I pictured something 
more — spontaneous." 

*Spontancity has its charm,” Mr. Tate 
agreed. "Our research labs are working 
on it. Believe me, theres nothing sci- 
ence can't produce, as long as there's a 
market for it" 

"Т don't like any of this." Simon said, 
getting to his feet. "E think ГИ just go 


“Wait!” Mr. Tate cried, “You think 
we're trying to put something over on 
you. You think well introduce you to a 
girl who will act as though she loved 
You. but who in reality will not. 1s that 
de 

71 guess o." Simon said. 

“But it just isn't so! It would be too 
«йү for one thing. For another, the 
wear and tear on the girl would be tre. 
mendows. And it would be peychologi- 
ОШ pd fr her to attempt ing 
= li of su and scope. 

Теп bow do you Mo 

“By utilizing our understanding of 
science and the human mind © 

"To Simon. this sounded like double 
talk. He moved toward the door. 
cel me something.” Mr. Tate wi 
“You're a bright looking young fellow. 
Don't you think you could tell fet love 
from a counterfeit item?" 


“Certainly.” 
"There's your safeguard! You must be 
satisfied, or don’t pay us a cent.” 


“TII think about it," Simon said, 
“Why delay? Leading psychologists за 
Mat pen! love ora aveste 
ol sanity, a balm for damaged egoes, a 
restorer of hormone balance, and an im- 
prover of the complexion, ‘ihe love we 
supply you has everything: deep and 
abiding affection, unrestrained passion. 
complete faithfulness, an almost mystic 
affection for your defects as well as your 
Virtues, a pitiful desire to please, and, 
as a plus that only Love, Inc, can sup. 
ply: that uncontrollable first spark, that 
blinding moment of love at first sight" 

Mr, Tate pressed в button, Simon 
frowned undecisively. The door opened, 
а girl stepped in, and Simon stopped 
thinking. 

She was tall and slender, and her hair 
‘was brown with a sheen of red. Simon 
could have told you nothing about her 
face, except that it brought tears to his 
eyes. And if you asked him about her 

(continued on page 76) 


BOXING’S CHILD OF DESTINY 
floyd patterson prepares for the championship 


FLovp wATTERSON, a dark-brown, wide 


y become the 
ion of the 


Ве rest of us, they gr 
toyed for 


ıpsey 
Jeffries got into the fight game 
afterthought. Each of them bui 
boxing fame with a certain dramatic 

(continued on next page) 


Sports BY JOHN LARDNER С 


Under supervision of monoger 
Cus D'Amato, Patterson trains. 
for his title bout with Moore. 


style and stomina of a champion. 


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PLAYBOY 


Tita, a Roumanian, with his first punch. 
in the frst round. The Olympic crowds. 
were shocked by the dear, savage su- 
periority of the American kid. Patterson 
r Кеше ма Оа 
D'Amato, a whitthaired, brighteyed 
oldtimer in boxing management, who 
was waiting for Patterson back in New 
York. For them, the Olympics had been. 

training camp, a calculated investment 
in time and newspaper space. When the 
boat from Finland һи New York, 
D'Amato was there to meet it. In his 
gymnasium on East 14th Street, where 
Fauenon had learned (o Бок chey 
quickly signed the contracts they 
always known they would sign. Six 
weeks alter Helsinki, Patterson fought 
his first fight as a pro. 

"The next milestone came four years 
later. On June 8, 1956, in Madison 
Square Garden, with a const to coast TV 
audience looking on and $140,000 in the 
pot, Patterson met and licked the onh 
man who stood between him and a crac 
at the heavyweight title. For better or 
worse, Tommy (Hurricane) Jackson was 
the world's No. 2 ranking heavyweight- 
For better or worse, for all his dafines 
and wildeyed slapstick, Jackson was a 
true "big man,” almost impossible to 
hurt. winner over half a dozen of the 
best in the business, outweighing the 
lanshanked boy im (ront of him by 
Виево pounds When Paterson shipped 
the Hurricane in twelve rounds, Flo 
proved many things. to his own and the 
Crowd satisfaction 

He proved he could hit hard enough 
to shake and hurt the man with 
toughest shell in the game. Не 
he had the fortitude and judgment of 
pace to go a distance under heavy pres 
Sure. He proved he was an intelligent 
fighter as well as a strong one: he 
changed plans in mid:fght, a real trick 
for a youngster. When he found he 
could not knock Jackson out with a 
quick bars of fre, he switched to a fight 
Of attrition. He wore Tommy out, and 
beat the Great Vitamin with some vi 
tamins ol his own. 

There were some things he didn’t 
prove. Jackson is a light hitter — Pat- 
tenson has yet to show he can take the 


ENT 
@........ Height..." 
180..,.... Weight .......1#& 
Messe Reach o 


+ Total bouts ..... 


unch of a hard-hitting big man. At 
178 ve 180, Patterson is sull small for 
а hen "The small men who have 
raised the most hell with big guys have 
been shifty, tricky defensive boxers, like 
Hany Greb and Billy Conn. Pattern 
is not that type. He fights Like a puncher 
рен in a Seta e жыр 
ing with both hands. His style invites 


ash match. hehe Ыр and arog 
enough to outslug a ful ger? 
Thats the question before the house as 


to glory. 
The last step is blocked by Archie 
Moore. Arch hits like a heavyweight 


should. He's a cool man, in more ways 
than onc. He is okl enough to be Pat 
tenon's father (39 by Moore's own 
count, 42 by his mother’s); and in 

ing to be twice as old as Patterson, he 
has learned at least twice as much as 
Patterson knows today. 

Talking to Patterson, you realize that 
the thought of Moores strength and 
‘cunning do not disturb him. He has 

jun confidence in his 
deniny. I docu show 
It shows in the serene, selfassured way 
he moves, smiles, listens, and takes life 
аз it comes because it seems to be 
coming his way. D'Amato does the chat- 
ting. 
than the Jackson fight” the manager 
babbles, tull of excitement over the big 
prize that is in their reach. Patterson 


Floyd is smarter than 1 am” says 
D'Amato, catching the glance. Patterson 
his secret Title smile, not con- 
firming this or denying it. ls not in 
portant for him just now to be smarter 
бап D'Amato. Between them, they have 
grassed about $125000 since he turned 
pro. and will do much better as time 
poes on. What's important for Patterson 
is 10 be smart and strong enough to 
handle Moore. What about that? "Well, 
TII try to be ready for him.” Paterson 
says. There is no doubt behind this 
remark; just a quiet, тацего на de- 
termination to miss no bets. 

After the Jackson bout, Patterson be. 
fan to study TV kinescopes of some of 
Moore's fights Moore with Bobo Olson, 
Moore with Marciano. That is Floyd's 
way of scouting opponents He runs 
fight Elms over and over with his own 
projector in his two-room fat in the 
Bedford Stuyvesant region of Brooklyn. 

"The fat is not far from the tenement 
where his family lives, where Floyd was 
raised after the family came north from. 
Gastonia, SC There are 11 kids in 


the family, all but two of them boys. 
The father, Tom Patterson, has been a 
wruck-driver. 


chauffeur and а 
mother. Anabella 

woman who makes 
iion: She made a decision for Floyd 
about 10 years ago. He was running 
with a rough street gang, raising Вей 
and looting in a small way. With no 
hesitation, she sent him for a year to 
Wiltwyck, an upstate New York school 
for problem children. lt seemed to do 


The 


‘Moore is an easier fight lor Floyd * 


the job she wanted. Afterward, Floyd 
Seidel two year of high school Dy 
then, i 


he was already boxing in 
D'Amato's gym, as two of his brothers 
i And there was 


id but the one that 


He is still a 
a dedicated athlete. There has been no 


ig monk of the ring, 


time yet to develop glossy quirks and 
sidelines, The Cadillacs — he traces in 
for a new one every year represent 
one slight sign of bloom, He has a rela- 
tively steady girl, Sandra Hicks, with 


whom he goes to movies or on the Coney 
Island park rides he has always liked. 
"But I have no plans at all for mar. 


riage pet” Pateron sap, when asked 
abo. 1n che matter af clothes, he i 
hat beginning to “inove” — nothing jet 
КҮ omi: РА 
Baer, or the sophisticated berets and bop 
trimmings of Archie Moore, or the Rar 

4 рога Clothes and ara of Joe Louk 

Ter Louis you think of frst a» you 
wich Patterson's smooth, fas, exciting 
Te toward the fp. Меада and chis 5 
з major disadvantage Lou ste and 
Fitting power. But here м something 
of e de fr dama action f 
се ad 
de ame 


ferson is naturally wiser and quicker of 
mind that Louis wae м the tame ме. 
Bur Joe had a gilt for homespun truths 
and simple bons mots which Patterson, 
10 a degree, seers to share. Just before 
the Jackson fight, as we sat around tall 
ing in Floyds Gall таи camp, 
us D'Amato began to make à speech 
about why Ture would mo T 
championship conditions for the fight, 
ы“ 
“Small gloves would favor ws 
‘aimed D Amato, "but we won't ak for 
them, because Floyd hates to take ad- 
Vantage of anyone. Hey, Floyd?" 
Patterson gave him an ironic look, 
“What advantages” he mid. "Hed be 
wearing the small gloves 100." 
Later the same day, unde 


FE fave to prepare foc all the ponibili 
Че, going he distance, and « forth” 
he sad. After al, Em not suppose to 
be a big ie, like Bob Baker and Вис 
cero And ino.” Ever во fainly the 
cord “supposed” was underlined Зу на 
tone of voice. The implication was 
maybe Im a lle sranger than you 
think, For himsel, Patterson thought 
фе vas big and strong enough for Mar: 
ciano, belore Rocky reed. He thinks 
he i big and strong enough for Archie 
Moore. Не thinks he can go all the way 
the fist time he fights for the te 
And if ey wrong about that- do 
“м anybody who cin stop him 
ba the second пу} Or the те after 
thad “And once this child of destiny 
Jus grabbed hold of the titie, whos go 
ing to take it away from him? 


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and collars 
are neatly 
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that shins were finally coming in for 
their fair share of public whoopdedo. 
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воядута 


“Tell us more about this California monastery." 


ва 


тнк mano AKOUT но ВО the дий suid, 
"simply never could work up any sense 
wm ut it. D know that’s the 


She way pretty Мае 
thought; but hen yo 
her, тин after the È 


sid now. 


the girl 
кан 


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“he Sid. М mn 


ng to do with her 


"ping а son тї doped рт 
ит on Ше table and her 


aight finto cach others сус In fact 
ie Dad started with that fit drink, at 
a purely business lunch conference, just 
one more of the hundreds of times Par- 
menter had bought a lunch for some 
i ight have something lor the 
ed her pleasantly before 
"his case, amd with this 
gil, Parmenter’s cultivated and humor- 
Dus reserve against entanglements had 
not broken ог been penetrated 


GET OUT OF MY LIFE 


the quality of mercy 
15 sometimes 


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fiction ву JOHN WALLACE 


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(ia had happened a time or two in a 
inor way) but had ceased! vo cube 
Violently. Long before Parmenter could 
эмеш any of those inner arguments 
Shoe formulations of. conscience all 
Manil tated, mentally, shove considera 
tions practical nature long belore 
any of th curved, the whole thing 
ка Become an accomplished fact. Te 
d Become a serien ol fac. Now, 
father Tate in the day, Parmenter was 
backing out. 
know," the girl sad, "Tm not 
really asking very mich. T wont you to 
qt dirt tnt you 0 wary me 
m to jo on aud on and on 
ally Ud like that it la 
asking for any of 
heme dont stop. 
ae 1 don’ want it to 
мор became ic 


id, “There's no 


ine 
% 
jew Шыгу why 1 Jove you. On 


oval аца ‘She put her hands, 
her wonderful wonderful loving hands, 
оп the table. "Damm it.” she said. 


“You're being awfully good.” Parmen- 
ter said; and they both knew what he 
meant. There weremt going to be any 
recriminations. especially not that basic 
basic recrimination. That had been an- 
other old-fashioned surprise she'd ай — 
they'd both had, in fact. Not that it 
wasn’t all right now. It was absolutely 
all right now and no harm donc wh 
ver because she'd been sensible about 
it. She had lost her head or anything: 

st moved last. amd told. Parmenter 

it after it was all fixed up. 
waiter, who knew them and who 
knew well the face ol clandestine love 
and the atmosphere of love's unhappy 
ebbing, had put another drink before 
them. They were on 3%h Street and 
October was across the street, im the 
park, For some renon Parmenter, who. 
i old. was 


and. agi 
gesture, that they Bad made я 
fing super posomal. and hat h 
Сод, dog Parmenter. hie heart tur 
ing cover hi craven. heart w 
В) come so quickly to mean so 
much, 

Over the trim af ihe glass his eyes 
teak int bers Her се wares dat 

ue. Tad hired gi 
ith that ine creamy ak the lucky fed 
bende have, imadem? of pallidncss and 
freckles, and she had a line receptive 
smooth active body and а hne smooth 
тери and acie mind. Parmenter 
Tad юш cat almost immediately that 
she wasn't теб айе ar all, He had 
found out. almost immediately, a great 
deal about her because that was the way 
she had told him. "1 mean if you have 
10 make recrvaiom ico ve know 
чите making a mike, И seems to 
fic But ir vas some time before Par- 
meiner could view wholly the magnit- 


cent gift she was making of herself, and 
by then he was beginning to spoil it all 
with guilt. 

“Go home,” the gi said uo him now. 
“Youd Letter go home, Parmenter. 1 
know when Tm licked.” 


better,” Parmenter 


у мег he И id 


dis 
IY taw e sudden appearance of red 
ts of her eyes. 
= he mid ем 
пета 


[© the way you did, 
brave. Dama it” 
of 

ди. 


way 1 fedi. Tike 
ani sound 
you Parmenter. Thats one thing. And 
When a woman loves a man amd she 
Knows she's good for him and he throws 
it away anyway... Wel. Just remember 
that 1 love you, darling. Dear darling. 
Nothing is going to change that, 1 can 
tell you with perfect assurance. And Fm 
no schoolgirl. Ym no fool, either, се. 
тери in this respect. This has been the 
notabile exception in my Ше she sai 
“Task you to be fully aware of it” 
Well" Parmenter suid again. 
“Oh come on." the girl sand. “Pay the 
at me im a cab. 1 sce the 


ag.” she said, “and the 

ober. Lucser knew ГА be 

starting my Ше all over again some 
her night.” 

ie marched ahead of him, holding 


her long neck and her long back in that 
marvelously straight way: and, Рагва. 
ter, who had always especially liked shis 
view of her, f 


terran She was the v 
ile. ound eno late too bate. 


ıd caught up with her she had dimbed 
into one and was sitting huddled in a 
«omer of the seat as though all of her 
strength had been exhausted now. 
I go to San Francisco.” she 
АТ won't be able to take 
New York any more. ll hear 
from me. You'll know where 1 am. Im 
not running away from you.” 
Parmenter leaned imo the cab. 
“Listen.” he said. He wanted her 10 
know. Пе wanted her to know infinitely, 
and now it was ino late. “Thank you 
very much.” Parmenter said. 
He watched her cab pull out into tlie 
heavy eastbound scam of trafic and 


amd small that went with the 
living of a double Ше Parmenter had dis- 
covered a trick of the mind that had al- 


ways scemed to work better and better 
the more be used it, Parmenter could 
go click in his mind and immediate! 
Earn of the happy legal par o мее, 
could immediately become a typical ten- 
ihousamdayear man with typical 

denies and typical пахо 

his own sad knowledge that somewhere 
along the linc he had los, or sacrificed, 
his strong sureness in himsel. 

‘And Parmenter. ah so recently. had 
also been able to до click in his mind 
and at once become no les than the 
dover of a fine clever red-haired girl, a 
believer in miracles and faith, the por 
эси of a brand-new second chance. 

Click went Parmenter, walking down 
Filth Avenue, click, додати. Фи. 

Hut the trick, seeming once so per- 
fected and then {ailing him in his love, 
would not now rescue liim from his Iove, 
He didn't even have that any more, Par. 
menier thought, 

He hailed a cab alter he'd walked a 
dew blocks and gave the driver his 
Gramercy Park addres. “Presently his 
mind clicked all by itself and he began 

ive wp the New 
York apartment and move to. suy Cou- 
necticut. Or even Jersey. There were 
some nice places în Jersey. Parmenter 
had been wondering about a move of 
this kind for years but he'd never done 
anything about it and probably wouldn't 
до anything about it because he knew it 
wouldn't solve anything, The thing he 
must always consider about Louise, Par- 
mente thought, was tha nothing wat 
cing to change her now but il they ever 
Started moving if she ever started shoot 
ing her restless energy into new houses 
amd new communities, well, there'd be 
то end to it, Parmenter knew that, 

“Oh heres Hany now,” Louise 
when Parmenter let himself into the 
foyer of their apartmen 
ing into the telephone, 
hcanishaped pretty face va 
dark hair seeming alive und energetic of 

sell: and she held the telephone away 
from her and said: “Hurry, Harrys 
Change your clothes. The Davidson are 
чир coil and a bull 

(FÜ call you Parmenter, FU call yon 
Parmenter became 1 don't want 10 cll 
you something that somebody else has 
called you, loving you.) 

"OK," Parmenter said. Lights, he 
thought, music, lond noise and liquor. 
Very fitting, Kind of a wake. He walked 
into the bedroom, jiggling his key v 
listening to the sound of Lone tle 


hone voice, and knowing he was home, 
He sat on the edge of the bed and began 
taking olf his shoes. 


(Parmenter, you've only got one Ше, 
Oh we're vni. queso. But i di 
to waste away your Ше, too. Thats a 
worse sim, датите.) 

“Honestly.” Louise said, coming into 
the bedroom in that unexpected. rude 
ing way she had. “1 dont know why 
you have to take out every dmn visiting 
fireman the ftw is interested in. E 
haven't been able vo plan anything for 
пр мара. Тм а 

hone and explain. And everybody will 
be ler ahead ol us by the time we get 

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GET OUT OF MY LIFE 


there” 
Deceprion had been this easy. So 

pathetically easy, Parmenter thought, 

and with the hoariest of old excuses. 
“will, Da 


be able to 
Well.” Pu 
managed to g 


je home at five o'clock" 
venter said, "I think Tve 
‘oll le hook about that." 
fan hardly believe that,” Louie 
said. "You've let them push you around 
100 much for that to come true. ОВ no," 
Louis sii. know рене well at 
next weekend you'll have to fly to Bos- 
ton or Baltimore or some other godior- 
saken place to contract somebody for 
twice as much money as vou make your 


i. Sometimes Y ink you ke 6 
onslianed like cha. You enjoy it. 1 
suppose,” she said, "ire Freudian with 


Jou. You vant to punish yours 
ali^ Parmenter sid. 
"Ye," Louise mocked. She had 
taken oll her housecoat and was dresing 

M thar energy, thor series ol ai 
ару and ugs that made her seem to 
anaking ber underclorbing. She put on 
3 pair of stockings as though she wanted 
lo destroy them. "E really love it she 
"Ihe way jou dream up this bell 

ant repare Жеш” 

Listen.” Parmenter said, "lets lay off 
that tonight, huh? Tm beat tonight.” 
"ou re always beat,” Louie said. “AL 
ways tired ош. What about me? Tt 
Dever seems to occur по vou that might 
He ied that mi have had a tough 
ay 

уса" Parmenter said, mystified as 


(continued from page 70) 


always when Louise challenged him with 
the hardships of her Ме "What Вар. 
pened to you today?” 

“Oh God,” Louise said. “What ha 
pens to me every day. Nothing. Precise 
nothing." Pid 

‘were going out. They were go- 
is EE 
some equivalem maybe a thy 
three thousand times in their 
perher. And Louise was gering up a 
head of steam, Parmenter knew the 
evening would be a Па failure for Louise 
unless she could whip heel up into 
something just this side of frenzy. Louise 
couldn't launch herself into a party cold. 

"Oh my God.” she said, beginning 10 
laugh. (Wild ironic laughter always 
signified that she was building up a 
good pressure.) “That fool Ellen David- 
son, when I called her to say wed be 
late. She actually was Ко enoug! 
ask me was 1 sure that it was all business 
with you. "Maybe he's got a nice little 
bionde somewhere. darling. Or a red- 
head. Did you know there was а rage 
Vor ret heads ^ Louise said m a mim. 
icking voice. "Well. 1 told her. 1 told 
her a thing or twa” 

Parmenter was silent. This was the 
point where he ass flo. риу for 

ise, pity for Ваве. Pity lor hse 
was a thing of the past. Now he began 
lo wonder che ver ghe fila Sir 
rings of pity for Louise? He had taken 
off his suit and now he stood in front of 
the pier glass and took off his shirt. 

¿Oh чор admiring yours.” Louise 
said. “And hurry. Harry.” 

“You can set your mind at case about. 
that" he said. 

“What” Louise said, suspiciously. 
She was lightning quick, Louise, on cer- 
tain scents, 

Never mind,” Parmenter said, 
Louise worked at it, and then leaped 
to something else. "That Henderson girl 
and her husband are going to be there.” 
she said. "We all have to be very nice 
то them.” 

“Yeah” Parmenter said. "Why" 

"They lost their baby, that's why,” 
Louise said. 


Parmenter started for the bathroom. 
He didnt want to hear about babies 
around here. 

“It's an awful thing, to lose a baby,” 
Louise 


"Well “I guess it is 
all righi 
“Guess is right” Louise said, “You 


certainly wouldn't know 
“No.” Parmenter said, Feeling some of 
the pity for her now, thinking Ok, bo 
now lets really get to work on 0 
try to keep her from the worst p 
“Aren't they the ones,” he 


“Well.” Ps . "ifs beten 

off dead. isn't it? They're better off too. 
“That's the attitude I might 

pected of you," Louise saic 

‘me tell vou something. I em; th 

deron girl. 1 envy anybody like her! 
“Now look.” Parmenter said. “Don't 

be foolish ++ 2 

“Tm not foolish.” Louise said, "Ive 

just never had any children, thats all." 
"We could have adopted some," Par- 
mer said. 

1 don't want adopted children" 

Louise was beginning to shout. "I want 

i; 1 want them out of my own 


* Parmenter said. "Now 
й жаз coming now and he couldn't 

Tt was coming, the thing that 
had streaked Parmemters hair with pre 
mature gray, that had cos him uec 
Sic presidential appointments in а ток, 
the Wing that had cos him faith and 
miracles nd let виз with обале hut 
На 

ТА sterile husband” Louise moaned, 
“You might as weil be impotent, ton” 

"Look." Parmenter said desperately. 

"No you look,” Louise said. “That 
decor swore to me. He swore to me um 
his honor when 1 told Вия how impor 
tan wat for me to Know, Пе more 
there was nothing wrong vi 

lis vou" Louie sid. 
ven father a child, Мату, You cant 
even do that." 

Te had come, all ight, Bur it had 
ever come quite ball as this before, 
"mener bad a towel a long Банк 
towel, in his hands He held iv for 
quite а While, watching and listening 
to Louise getting ready for a рану. 

"Then he threw the towel int à commer 
of the b. 

Shaking a lite, he went throw 
bed and 

ing vo have a drink,” he called back. 
Fox want à drink, darling’ 


“A drink?" Louise said. "Were goin 
drinking, aren't we dii 
Parmenter brought in two shots any 


better have 
‘ou might nied 
er said. sitting om che 
the bed. Iceling reasonably cheer 
in spite of the awesome vistas before hit 
in spite of the fact that here was the end 
ol pity. 

ow know," Parmenter said, "I think 
1 have some news for you.” 


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condi. were gor ome peni 

Ti on Siesta get of our cess 
irst thing to remember when mulling 
aver the new crop i o pick your shire 
wrth plenty of elbow and body room. 
"Tig hing jobs have а tendency. to 
ding: Uey tar easily and invariably 
{ook as il they've been hed Ноти the 
Kid brother's bonom drawer. Make sue 
Boch collars and сый are unlined to en 
Comfort: a box plent in Ше back Ба 

esity lor the same reson. Make 
те 100, that the collar Ме rather low 
mo! mack in the center ol ı 

apple so that you tum vermi 
every swallow 

root the ht Зи 
p on the pocket 
colla iat curd up Nike 
toe ol a rajaks boot should be 
aly discaded, or. (better sil) 
hased in the fst 
usually starch, a milky mixture tht 
turns both collars and cul imo sats of 
cold, crackling cement. Your Банкі 
man should De warned never 10 use the 
grievous glop on any shirt You own: your 

ife or maid should be booted my im 
the butt if either so much as Пойа 
starchy- M you're still bothered with 

С the classic button down — 
ays in place — certainly 
One solution. “This tipe ol shire will al 
Says carry you well trough every situn- 
tion, from sport cont cui wear to чыр. 
per club gaddäng, Designed for ойне or 
Evening shenanigans, rather than sporty 
the English tab and round 
good. тае for town 
"With the ат two collar styles 
French сш, are quite acceptable: but 
ton downs wall feature te barrel cf 
(tl your particular collar nemesis turns 
ош to be cosmetic stains — rouge, lip 
stick even pancıke makeup — you may 
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weil as the standard whites, The pinks 
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НЕАВТУ HAM (continued from page 50) 


Чок cured with favors that are pure с 
chantment. They must be cut like tissue 
paper. Both of them are served cold as 
appetens, Prosciutto ham with ice cold 
melon is now one of the best known 
dinner preludes Westphalian ham, cut 
into small transparent slices, rolled up 
and eaten as В or rolled up and filed 
With watercress salad will stir the most 
Slothful appetite into motion. 
TAKING A HAM 
Buy a quickcooking or tenderized 
ham. Place it fat side up in an uncov- 
ered roasting pan on a wire rack. Insert 
a meat thermometer into the thickest 
part of the meat. Bake in a slow oven 
Sind let it cool suffcintly so that it can 
De handled. Then cut away the skin 
from the fat side. If you do not like too 
ut away Eny fat in excess of 


reiches it. The distance the knile was 
imerted shows the depth of the fat 
Score the ham (i, cut the fat to a 
depth of y4 inch in long diagonal lines 
about one inch apart). Cut in opposite 
directions to make diamond shaped 
pieces Make a paste of 1 cup brown 
Sugar, 2 tablespoons flour, 2 tablespoons 
sir) and V teaspoon dry mustard. 
Spread the paste over the fat. Place the 
bam in a hot oven 423 degrees lor 15 
to 20 minutes or until the top is golden 
brown. 

mavuoy doesn't look sweet upon the 
old practice of jabbing cloves into every 
Baked ham. In the frst place. the Ilavor 
of the cloves doesn’t spread beyond the 
Small point where they're inserted. Be 
sides, the flavor of whole cloves is ex 
tremely intense. TÉ you happen to bite 
into one, they're as harsh as a toothache. 
IT you like a clove flavor in ham fat, you 
can blend it more easily by mixing some 

wdered cloves with the sugar mixture 
[tone glazing the ham. 

For kitchen hobbyists who like to ad 
Jib with casy ham dishes, Lavuov olfers 
the following recipes: 


GLAZID MAN STEAK НИ восквом. 
(Serves 2) 


Mall'inch center cut slice of resdy-to- 
‘eat ham, weighing from 34 to | pound. 
Jj cup brown sugar 
¿4 cup Bourbon whiskey 
2 tablespoons breatcrumbs 
2 tablespoons melted ham fat or short 


н the edge of the han 
or four places to prevent curling 
пд cooking. Preheat the broiler 
"at 400 degrees. 
Heat the fat or shortening in a large 
frying pan until the fat shows the fint 
wisp ol smoke. Lower the ham slice care 
fully into the pan. Cook over a mader. 
ate Mame, turning the bam once, until 
the ham is medium brown on both sides. 
Transfer the ham slice to а shallow 
baking pan. A large metal pie pan will 
do. Mix the sugar, whiskey and bread- 


crumbs to a smooth paste. Spread the 
soe dr pl e hat Sale 
lightly with paprika. Place the ham un- 
der the broiler flame about four inches 
below source of heat Do not broil too 
closely to the fire or the whiskey may 
fame. Broil only until Ше glaze is me 
dium brown. Serve at once. 


TRIED SMITHFIELD MAM, CREAM CRAVY 
(Serves 2) 


Founce jar of sliced, cooked Smithfield 
tam (or the same aniount of тем cut 
thin from a freshly cooked Smithfield 
ham). 

% cup milk 

34 cup cold water 

È tablespoons butter 

$ tablespoons sherry wine 

1 cup light cream 

2 teaspoons cornstarch, 

2 tablespoons cold water. 

Combine the milk and the 
a deep dish. Place 
misture for one 

the milk 

heat un 

the liqui 


cup 


in a saucepan. Slow) 
liquid boils Throw ol 
the ham. Put the butter in the pan with 


the ham. Let the ham «анё over а slow 
flame for three minutes. Add the sherry 
wine and light cream. Cook over a slow. 
Fame until the liquid just begins to bub- 
ble around the edge of the saucepan. 
Mix the cornstarch with the 2 table 
spoons cold water to form a smooth 
piste. When the cream begins to boil, 


add the cornstarch mixture, stirring well. 
Cook until thick. Remove from the 
fame. Season to taste. Serve over hot 
risp toast. 
ням. HASH, COUNTRY STYLE 
(Serves 4) 


canned ham or 
he used. Be sure 
vegetables are 
minced or chopped finc. Mashed pota 
koes should be prepared without any 
miik or liquid 
2 cupo minced cooked ham 
M cup minced onion 
cup minced green pepper 
REED 
ср walked potato 
1 tenpoon Worcestershire sauce 
Sale pepper 
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Mix together the ham, onion, green 
pper, ey pie» ud Morcone. 
[йс sauce. Add salt amd pepper to 
taste. Place the mixture 
Sor to chil thoroughly: 
Shape the bam hash int eight round 
cakes about Yeinch thick. Brown on 
Lot ser on 3 lightly greased griddle or 
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(continued from page 62) 
figure, he might have killed you. 

Miss Penny Bright,” said Tate, "meet 
Mr. Alfred Simon." 

"The girl tried to speak but no words 
came, and Simon was equally dumb- 
struck. Не looked at her amd knew, 

red. To the depths 
of his heart he knew that he was truly 
and completely loved. 

They left at once, land in hand. and 
were taken by jet to a small white cot 

È grove, overlooking the 
sea, and there they talked and laughed 
and loved, and later Simon saw his be 

set llame like 
blue с 
she looked at him with cycs em 
and dark, her known body mysterious 
in. The moon came up. brigh 
changing Hesh to shadow, and 
she wept and beat his chest with her 
small fists, and Simon wept tow, al 
though he did not know why. And at 
hst dawn came, faint and disturbed. 
‘glimmering upon their parched lips. 
locked bodies, and nearby the hoo 
surf deafened. 
them. 


At noon they were back in the offices 
ol Love, Inc. Penny clutched kis hand 
for a moment, then disppeared through. 
an inner door. 

real love?” Mr. Tate asked, 


15! But why did she insist on return 


“Posthypnotic command,” Mi. Tate 
sid. 
“What?” 
you expect? Everyone wants 
love, but few wish to pay for it. Here is 


f.” he said. "Of course 1 would pay 
you for bringing us together. Where is 
she now? What have you done 
her” 
Please“ Mr. Ta 
“Dry to сайы yoursell.” 
"1 don't want to be calm!” Simon 


said soothingly. 


be imposible" Mr. Tate 
ith the barest hint of frost in his 
voice. “Kindly stop making a spectacle 
of yourself” 
re you trying to ger m 
‘out of me?" Simon shrieked. " 


iet her out of your elute 
on yanked out his wallet 
it on the desk 
Mr. Tate poke 
iffened Inchnger. 
your pocket.” he said. “We arc an old 
and respectable firm. If you raise your 
voice again, 1 shall be forced to have 
jected” 
mon calmed himself with an effort, 
put the wallet back in his pocket and 


wallet with a 
ut that Dack in 


sat down. He took a deep breath and 
Sid, very quietly, "I'm sorry 

"Thats better,” Mr, Tate si 
not be shouted at. However, if you 
reasonable, 1 can be reasonable 
what's the trouble?” 
"The trouble?" Simon's voice started 


to lift. He controlled it and said, "she 


hen how can you separate m?" 

“What has the one thing got to do 
with the other?” Mr, Tate asked. “Love 
is a deliphtlul interlude, a relaxation, 
good for the intellect. for the ego. for 
the hormone balance, and for the skin 
tone. But one would hardly wish to con 
tinue loving, would one?" 

1 would.” Simon si 


“This love 


“Bur 


Mr. Tate shook his head, "We gave 
up natural selection centuries ago, short 
Y alter the Mechanical Revolution. lt 
was 100 Чом, and commercially unicas 
Bie, Why bother with 
produce эү feeling at will by condicio 
by and proper mularen etn 
“The resule? Penny. com 
Tose with vou! Your own bias, 
кшен, im favor of her 
particular sontatepe: made И complete 
We аркау» throw the dark sca beach. 
the unau moon, the paid dawn — 
М hate been made to 
sone; Simon sad slowly. 
ou have been brought lo love 
onc Mr. Tate corrected. 
^id she get fat this 
mon asked. 


Tate said. "It pays very 
| And at the termination of the 
Tease, we return her original personality 
‘untouched But why do you call the 
work horrible? There's nothing vepre- 
hensible about love.” 


natural thing. In e 


and scope" 
Simon shut his eyes tightly, opened 
“Listen to me, 1 don't 

ut your scientific tests 1 love 


her, she loves me, that’s all ti 


taste 
marriage your're afte 1 
too. 1 can arrange an idyllic and nearly 
spontaneous love match for you with a 

mamteed povermmentinspected vir- 


“No! 
speak to her!” 


1 love Penny! At Teast let me 


"That will be quite impossible” Ме 
Tate mid 

"Why 

уп. Tue pushed a button on his sk 
“Why do you think? We've wiped out 
ше previous Indoctrination, Penny в 
том in love with som 

And then Simon understood. He re 
ad that even now Рому was booking 


зо much greater than the old 

pmercially unfeasible natural selec 
tion, and that upon that same dark sea- 
beach mentioned in the advertising bro- 
hure — 

Me lunged for Tate's throat. Two at 

м, who had entered the ofice a 

ts earlier, caught him and 
to the door. 

"Remember" Tate called. "This in 
no way invalidates your own exper 
Hellishly enough, Simon knew that 
what Tate said was true. 

And then he found himself on the 
street 

AU fist, all he desired was 10 esca 
from Earth, where the commercial im. 
practicalities were more than a normal 
man could ford. He walked very quick 
Jy, and his Penny walked beside him, 
her face glorified with love for him, and 
him, and him, and you, and you. 

And of course he came to the shooting 
gallery. 

“Try your luck?" the manager asked. 

“Set em up,” said Alfred Simon. 


AMOROUS GOLDSMITH 


(continued [rom page 37) 


"Well, whatever the case may be, l'im 
in love with her, and at death's door, 
groaned the goldsmith, "IF the original 
of the picture exists anywhere in the 
world, Г hope and pray that Allah may 
give me length of days suficient for me 
10 see her. 

When those who had attended che 
sickbed left, they at once went about in- 
‘quiring alter the painter of the portrait, 
to discover that he had gone on a jour 
ney to another town. So they wrote hin 
а letter in which they represe 
him their friend's deplorable condit 
and asked whether he had invented the 
likeness out of his own brain, or ас. 
‘ually seen the original in the flesh 

Y painted the picture alter the like 
ness of an actual singing girl" came his 
reply. "She belongs to a vizer, und lives 
in die city of Kashmir in the cime of 
odia. 

When the goldsmith, who resided in 

news he at once 

nd set olf for Indi 
er severe exertions he reached Kash 
and took up lalgings in the сиу. 
er he went to sec a certain 

a local citizen who was a 
telligent, sagacious fellow, and 


druggist, 
shrewd, 


interrogated him about their ruler and 
is character. 

“Oh, our King’s a very just man? the 
druggist told him. “Quite an admirable 
character. Нека real benefactor to his 
Subjects equitable m his dealings wi 
all who live under his sway. The 
only one dam of people he detests— 
Sorcerers. Let a sorcerer, male or female, 
Tall into his hands and he Hings them 
down a pit outside the city and leaves 
them o Mie of starvation.” 

“And what abo 

The 


in the household of 
апі во" he told him. 

The goldsmith held himself in a few 
days while he thought out some strata- 
gem. Then one rainy night, when it was 
thundering and blowing a gale, he set 
oll for the vizier's house armed with 
some thieves’ tickle, Fastening а ladder 


at lying in маза git radi 
ne as the moon Ping on is Fourteenth 
"Wight. Going up to her, he sat down by 
her head and pulled oll the сома 
that was of gold cloth. At her head and 
feet stood а pair of candlesticks of shin 
ing gold, cach holding a candle of pure 
ambergris Under her pillow he found 
а silver ben 


the girls buttocks, infficting a visible 
‘wound. She woke up in a terrific Iright, 
but seeing him close by her she was too 
afraid to scream. So she Кери quiet. sup- 
posing that what he was after was her 
money, 

“Here,” she whispered, "take the box 


to your 
The goldsmith took the box 

из and went away. Next 
dressed 


ка after duly 
Ма Поп Khorasan, and 


might” he went on, "but 1 found 
gate was locked, so 1 slept outside 
While 1 was lying there, hall asleep 
and half awake. I saw four women ар 
proaching: one was riding on a broo 
ron a fan... knew at once 
ust be witches, comi 
As one of them appr 


mo our 


nd. That hurt a lot, and 1 was so in. 
furiated by the blow that 1 pulled out 
а knife I had on me and stuck her in 
the buttocks, just as she turned her back 
си me and was making off. Feeling the 

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out, she бу tgok to her ely 
ropping as she ran this box and every 
thing in it. picked it up and opened 
it 10 And these valuable ornaments n 
side. Take it; 1 don't need it, as Tm a 
mum tat wanders дни p 
tains Eve cast worldly things out of 
mind and foresworn all earthly goods, 
secking the favor of Allah the Most 
High 

He left the box with the king and d 
parted, As soon as he was gone the ki 
opened the box: he took out all 
ornaments, amd Degan turning them 
over im his hands, to discover among 
them а necklace which he remembered 
having given to the vizier who owned 
the slavegirl. He therefore summoned 
the vizier immediately 

"Look" he said when the 


came in, "isn't that the necklace 1 gave 
you” 

"The virer recognized the necklace at 
once. 


me the girl forthwith," the 
King ordered. 

he vizier produced her in a trice, 
Now uncover her buttocks, and look 
see il there's a wound there or not” 
he vizier uncovered the girls but 
rocks, and saw the knifewound dearly. 

"Ves, Sire," he reported. "The girl is 
wounded.” 

“Then she's a witch" the king an 
nounced. “Exactly as the holy Пейо, 
told me. Theres not the least shadow 
of a doubt.” 

So the king ordered them to put the 
girl in the Sorcerers’ Pit, and they des 
patched her there that very day. When 
hight fell, che goldsmith, knowing that 
his suatagem had succeeded, came to 
the guardian of the pit carrying а bag 
of a thousand: golden dinars, and sa 
chatting with Вин till a wid o the 
night passed. Then he turned the conver- 
Son in an interesting. directi 

¿Nou know, brother, a gi in he 

is quite innocent. of the mischici 
They айо again het ah 
that brought her to her present pus" 

And he told the watchman the Whole 
жогу lom fist to lst. 


elul to you 
ping the girl in jail. And profi 
into thc bargain of the reward Allah 
will give you on our account, We'll both 
ol ws pray for your wellare and safety.” 
When the warder heard this story he 
marvelled exceedingly at the goldsmids 
stratagem and how it had succeeded. He 
took the bug with its precious contents 
and Jet the girl go, on the strict à 
tion that the goldsmith should noc 
with her in the city a single hour. The 
goldsmith took her and set forth at 
once, journeying with all speed until he 
came to his homeland, his purpose fully 
attained. 


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