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COLLEGE ISSUE 
OCTOBER 50 cent 


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keparing thi third College раве di 
Aveo” become the шом popular 
periodical on he college campuses of 
America Except fr onc iuc ски year 
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cums than he 
m relation magazines? The 


cover, because the average college male 


is less interested in the cloistered 
and-now than the world that lies ahead. 
Me dreams of the future bachelor apart- 

the ich set, the well stocked liquor 
inet, the sports car — amd the bed- 
roomeyed beauties who will help him 
enjoy it all. These are the dreams, of 
course, that er Avnon is made of this is the. 

the college man reads about in 


PLAYHoY's pages ready and rereads, 
passes on, promotes and parodies As 
the most popular magazine on campus, 


nov is also the most hides: college 
editors at the University of Texas. Pem 
State, Indiana University, Syracuse Col- 
Теке, Oregon State and the University of 
Arizona all turned issues of dh 
magazines into PLAYmOY pared 
past year, Nothing better expresses the 
impact рілувоу has had on the collec 
college campus than a recent is 

ОГ Northweste в 
featured а сон 


their copies of the Northwestern feature 
magazine to crowd around one fellow 
Folding a copy of yourknowwhat. Other 
schools across the country have been giv. 
fag FAY parues, dances and variety 
shows, and onc of them — Dartmouth — 
joya a visit from Playmate Janet 
Sttscription supervisor. Janet's 
cm that all male campus i cov 
red in this College Isue. And Janet, 
Somewhat uncovered, puts in a new Play. 
mate appearance. 

A bunt ol other туву favorites are 
on hand this month, too: Amon Mount, 
Sho appeared i last cars Colle Isue 
with The Taming of the Rake 
head our College Bureau, conr 
vale 4 Pound of Пай: Herbert 
Gold, who teaches at Wayne University, 
los written a powerful могу, The Right 
Kind o] Pride with implications beyond 
the microconm of и fraternity seing. 
"This is strong чий. worthy ol his young, 
сс tone ттм ol whom Бий Bellow 
hha said: ^I put him at the head ol my 
small lit ol writers who have their ova 
es and are capable of making fiction 
Which gives pleasure.” 

Jack Cole inspired zany, has whomped 
up а cartoon soncad about blankets and 
all the fascinating things that go on un- 
der them at college football gamer 

Ray Rus, no les inspiret and cer 
tainly no les zany, has never asociatel 
S colleges in any manner, shape or 


form and certainly has по intention of 
saning now. Hie 
(ска scienee 
Them АЙ Together 
Masucio, called. Salernitana because 
he was bora in the 
a etleman of rank as 
iier 
ino, published in 1476, has been 
by onc con 
tic power.” The lavor ol Boccaccio 
в certainly evident in Masucci sory 
The Hoodsinked Husband, this montis 
Ribald Clas 
Add the second halt of the simprnous 
Penthouse Apartment, more Нея 


ted 
“second only to 
originality and dra 


way lore by Jed Kiley, a pictorial (or do 
с on bare 


ме mean pectoral?) fean 
bosomed American 
tues e 


about completed this College Гоц 
‘only for the most important feat 
=the fist annual луу уму voit. 
The winners of the poll will be brought 
together in a truly spectacular 

bition and vowll want to m: 
your favorite jazz artists are there, so fill 
im your ballot just as soon as зо 
completed the паше, Better still, pic 
your favorites for the 197 лушу 
ALLSTAR jazz MAND best and then read 
the issue 


(Adrertisement) 


They DREW their way from “Rags to Riches” 


Now these famous artists are helping others do the same 


By REX TAYLOR 


ALBERT DORNE was a kid of the 
slums who loved to draw. Before 
he was 13, he had to qult school to 
support his family, Although he 
worked 12 hours а day—he managed 
to study art at home in "spare time. 

Soon people were willing to pay good 
money for his drawings. At 22 he was 
earning $800 a week as в commercial 
artist, Не rose higher and higher ما‎ 
become probably the most fabulous 
'money-maker in the history of adver- 

tising art, 

Dorne's "rags to riches" story is not 
unique. Norman Rockwell left school 
at 15. Stevan Dohanos, famous cover 
artist, drove a truck before turning to 
art, Harold Von Schmidt was an or- 
phan at 5, Robert Fawcett, the "illus- 
trators' illustrator," left school at 14. 
Austin Briges, who once couldn't af- 
ford a cold-water fiat, now lives in a 
magnificent home over 100 feet long. 


A plan to help others: Nearly ten years 
апо, these men gathered in Dome's 
luxurious New York studio for a fate- 
ful meeting. With them were six other 
equally famous artists — Al Parker, 
Jon Whitcomb, Fred Ludekens, Ben 
Stahl, Peter Helck, John Atherton. 
Almost all had similar “rags to riches” 
backgrounds. 


Dorne outlined to them a problem 
anda plan. He pointed out that artists 
were needed all over the country. And 
thousands of men and women wanted 
very much to become artists. What 
these people needed most was a con- 
venient and effective way to master the 
trade secrets and professional know- 
how that the famous artists them- 
selves had learned only by long, suc- 
cessful experience. "Why can't we, 
asked Dorne, "develop some way to 
bring this Kind of top-drawer art 
training to anyone with talent . .. по 
matter where they live or what their 
personal schedules may be?" 

‘The iden met with great enthusiasm. 
In fact, the twelve famous artists 
‘quickly buckled down to work—taking 
time off from their busy careers. Look- 

ing for а way to 
explain drawing 
techniques to stu- 
dents who would 
be thousands of 
miles away, they 
turned to the war- 
born methods of 
modern visual 
training. What 
better way could 
you teach the art. 
of making pic- 
NORMAN ROCK- tures, they rea- 
WELL ва best-loved soned. than 
‚American artist left through pictures? 

‘They made over 


ALBERT DORNE- Free the window of his 


sbysroper studi, thit top, money-making ort- 
iat con see the slums where he once lived. 


5000 drawings specially for the 
Schools magnificent home study les- 
sons. And after they had covered the 
fundamentals of art, each man con- 
tributed to the course his own special 

hallmark” of greatness. For example, 
Norman Rockwell devised a simple 
way to explain characterization and 
the secrets of color. Jon Whitcomb 
showed how to draw the “ 
girls” for which he is world-famous. 
Dome showed step-by-step ways to 
achieve animation and humor. 

Finally, the men spent three years 
working out a revolutionary, new way 
to correct а student's work. For each 
drawing the student sent in, he would 
receive in return a long personal let- 
ter of criticism and advice. Along with 
the letter, on а transparent “overlay,” 
the instructor would actually draw, in 
detail, his corrections of the student's 
‘work. "Thus there could be no misun- 
derstanding. And the student would 
have a permanent record to refer to. 
as often as he liked. 
School is leunched; students quickly suc- 
ceed. The Famous Artists Schools 
(whose classrooms are the students’ 
own homes and whose faculty is the 
most fabulous ever assembled In art 
education) now has 5000 active stu- 
dents in 32 countries. The famous art- 
ists who started the school as a labor 
of love still own it, run it, and are 
fiercely proud of what it has done for 
its students. 

Don Smith is a good example. When 
he became a student three years aeo, 
Don knew nothing about art, even 


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doubted he had talent. Today, he Is. 
an illustrator with a leading advertis- 
ing agency in New Orleans, 

John Busketta is another. He was а 
pipe-ftter's helper with a big gas com 
pany until he enrolled in the school 
He still works for the same company— 
but now he 18 an artist in the adver. 
Using department, at а big increase 
їп pay. 

John Whitaker of Memphis was an 
airline clerk when he enrolled. Two 
years later he won a national cartoon- 
ing prize. Soon after, he signed a con- 
tract 10 do а daily comic strip for а 
group of newspapers. 


Gertrude Vander Poel had never 
drawn a thing before enrolling in 
the School. Now a swank New York 
gallery exhibita her paintings for sale. 


“Where are the famous ortists of to- 
morrow?” Dorne is not surprised at all 
by the success of his students. “Op. 
portunities open to trained artists to- 
day are enormous,” he says. "We con- 
tinually get calls and letters from art 
buyers all over the US. They ask us 
for practical, well-trained students— 
not geniuses—who can step into full- 
time or part-time jobs. 

"Tm firmly convinced,” Dorne goes 
оп, "that many men and women are 
missing an exciting career in art sim- 
ply because they hesitate to think 
that they have talent. Many of them. 
do have talent. These are the people 
we want to train for success in ат}... 
if we can only find them.” 


Unique art tolent test: To discover peo- 
ple with talent worth developing, the 
twelve famous artists created m те. 
markable, revealing 8-page Talent 
"Test, Originally they charged $1 for 
the test, But now the school offers it 
free and grades it free. Men and wom- 
‘en who reveal natural talent through 
the test are eligible for training by 
the school. 


Would you like to know if you have 
valuable hidden art talent? Simply 
mall coupon below. The Famous Art- 
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NEWPORT JAZZ 
Y thoroughly enjoyed George Wein's 
arte, The Newport Jazz Festival, in 
the July tovc of your Бас magazine and 
was particularly Interested in the reír. 
Mies to Mise Toshiko Akiyoshi 1 be 
me acquainted with Мөн Akiyoshi in 

m while 
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and many other avid jor an 

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body. Toshiko did this seemingly im- 
posible task amply by playing the most 
Ёныг version oF Moonlight in Ter 

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«î ever heard. 
azz world of today. For a 
TÉ" T hank Tochikos хоту would pro 
Sie amet he mee pica ades 
‘Don Sumer 
Мәпепа, Georgia 


My wife and 1 enjoyed Mr. Wein's 
article on The Newport Jazz Festival 
very much. "The layout of pictures were 
some of the best E have seen. Many 
thanks for وید‎ interest in the 
Festival. 


L. Lorillard, President. 
The American Jazz Festival 
Newport, Rhode Island 


1) ۱ thought Hitehcock's The Man 
Who Knew Too Much was a superb 
motion picture, worthy of all kinds of 
awards 

2) The Man im the Gray Flannel 
Suit is а fabulous example of how fine 
acting can make a picture excellent. 

3) The change of pace in Jubal was 
а good change. This particular reader 


feels that the aforementioned film was 
the best of its type since Shane 
1) As of this writing, you have not 


reviewed 1981, D-Day, The Sixth 
and the spectacular Oklahoma, 
dislike these pictures so that 1 са 
even more respect for yout 

5) Tell me. have you ever liked any 
motion picture? 


June 
Please 
loe 


David A. Jacobs. 
Baltimore, Maryland 


HENRY MILLER 
In your July issue you reviewed My 
Friend Henry Miller by Allred Perle. 
In this review. vou mentioned a book 
by Miller, Tropic of Cancer: your re- 
viewer said that he had bought a co 
in Paris several vears ago. 
has been aroused b 
given of this book 
much like to read it. I have 
none of them carry the book. The man. 
ager of опе of the stores did tell me thar 
ИТ could find out the name of the pub 
fisher, he ‘order the book for me. 
Gan vou supply that information? 

1 have been a regular reader of your 
fascinating magazine since а date tried 
ош the questions in Will She or Won't 
She? on me: and Т enjoy rravsov 
thoroughly even though 1 am a girl 

Sally Bickford 
Fe Worth, Texas 

Henry Miller's twin tours through 
celestial erotica (Tropic of Cancer and 
Tropic of Capricorn) have never been 
legally published im the US. or per 
mitted through customs, though а great 
meny paper-bound copies were smuggled 
imo the country (хот France by return 
ing GIS after World War Ii. These 
aren't books you can write away [or 
Sally. You'll just have to find a friendly 
«б. who has a copy stashed away 

Or plan a 


quired аг 
al of the book stores in town, but 


among his wartime souve 


vacation trip to Paris. 


TURNPIKE, MOTORCYCLES 
Reader H. J. Holmes ix mistaken 
(July, Denr Playboy) when he suggests 
that the midwest SCC oficial didn't 
Know what he was talking 
he told а story involving 
on the New Jersey Turnpike. When the 
Pike first opened, the State Police did 
have a few Harley Davidson moto 
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without pictures? 


‘You'll сай us mad, but we want to call your 
attention to the rev of a new book, the first 
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analysis of what makes America's АП Сит Girl 

expect any Нейс нос» Hellywocd. 
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Клок what she suggested to Jane Russell when 
they were asked to leave their imprints in the 
wel cement at Grauman's Chinese theatre? 
Ever heard of “Nesh impact?" Why is Marilyn 
Tight about the proper role for her in The 
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‘Gathered in long talks with people like direc- 
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Indy columnists. H's а book for men, and 
for men to give to others. Pete Martin's могу 
is terrific = and we haven't been crazy enough 
хо publish the book without pictures. There в. 
а stunning jacket in full color, and inside, 43 
Knockout photographs which speak more loudly 
than yov-know what. 


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to the Tumpikes Central Garage 

Heightstown. After being held lor about 
two years, they were sold. This informa- 
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1 work. He thinks that the only car that 
has outrun the “thundering Chrvders" 


they now use (stock with four barrel pot) 
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Donald Howard 
Newark, New Jersey 


SCANDINAVIAN SMORREBROD 
devoured July's omnibus of 
women, wit and м 1 am lelt with 
the disi that mavnov 


alter scann 
his six-timesa day encounter with Dan 
ish smørrebrød, pulsating pains of hun. 
ger overtook me and sent me fying for 
the nearest dining room. What sort of 
expense account do you allow this man 
anyway? 


Phillip E. Jacka 

ansas City, Missouri 
Mr. Chase's expense account may be 
described as adequate: his waistline, 
trim. 


BURGLED PLAYBOY 


home 
. television 

of 
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Paynoy — my entire collection. 
month's edition starts a new stack 

The television and stand are replace- 
able, but the past issues of PLAYBOY are 


mor. A logi 
thief will 


ion ie that the 
wloubne read ture йыш 
Ol your magazine after seeing mine. 1 
he ers this Teter, our menage вс Keep 
the television Keep the mahogany stand, 
Put return the извоз and а will bc 
шарав. 


Don L Green 
Fresno, California 
OK, you heard the man—return his 


MARLAS MOL 
Being a lon 
English, 1 was most pleased to discover 
jour pictorial c this lovely 
mis in your July wever, close 
Scrutiny ol the photographs im The Girl 

n the’ Peck noo. Pa 
turbing discrepancy 
pictures show а beanty mark on M 
хс just tothe right of her mouth, 
ile the other two show it to the ef 
Perhapn ыыы policy 5 
to bime F mobile 
nol о heaven somebod 
ЗА lear ир Мс арнау for me. 1. 
Pec Walters 

State University 
ing, Michigan 
Маназ mole т a stationary опе: two 
of the fue. Photographs were flopped 
she has a beauty mark on her right check. 


THE DEAL 
The presentation of Alice Denham as 
bath itr and Playmate, July тл 
wor. was both unique and entertin 
Niter admiring the sensitive description 
in The Deal revelling in the colorful 
mmagery of its words — am left with a 


that a vial question 
тей, however. : 


tions concerned with tlie Playmate pose 
No quest t all only ап answer 


but she did lene 

is vital. And cit 

Linda should give 
1 was all за wo discontinue my tes 

when son appropriated the P 

2 "т here was nothing lelt 

it then but to reread The Deal 


Alice Denham. to 
identify with Linda, The old goat had 
the cash and Linda was broke. And how 
Linda felt about it was how уон felt 
about it. And your words were like 
blending 

When 
propositione 
if be could.” ‘That's where you left me 
despite the painful details of Linda's 
acceptance and all that followed. (When 
The Deal was completed and scaled with 
а С. who was left wondering? Not 
Linda. Just me) 

So thats the part 1 think yon left out 
И you're gonna be a Playmate, Alice 
lets play fair. He was 56 and “Linda 
wondered if he could.” For heavens 
sake, tell me. Could he? COULD he 
COULD HER? 


ПСК one th 


India 


Ernest A. Lai 
Indianapolis, 


PS. Tm 55. 
He could and did: “Years later he 
moved slightly and it was over.” 


1c surprised me, very much indeed, io 
lean that Chekhov's tale. The Woman 
in the Case, published in your July isuc 
а 
20 years ago 1 rend it in Spanish and 
since then ln French and Portuguese 
T would like 10 add, about your re 
mark (Alice Denham's The Пеш). "End. 
ing forever the bit abont Bay тз 
rms йш the exception only сон, 
м the Tule. "The work ls a good and 
deep one, well written, hut Linda's pre 
final impulse ot not wanting to take the 
money (even considering hat women ate 
Unpredictable) most unreal. 1 e itas 
an excuse? + which proves to me 
despite what you say about her frank. 
ned, that the re 
the story is nor 
Congr 
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Although 1 have lived in АНЬ country 
for the Last wine years 1 have just "die 
covered” your magazine fout months ae 
at {ат sony for all the 
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excellent 
X. Móvoa 


Philadelphia, Pa 


Lam presently working towards а Doc 
tors degree in Education at the Uni 
versity “of Southern California and 
thought you might be interested to leat 
thar Alice Denham's story, The Deal, 


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MISS JULY 
is probably the first congratula- 

er you've ever reccived for a 
ion, but 


ave а picture ol Más 
publish a story by her 


nonth you will. 
id she will ap- 
Month. 

lovely person. Not 
only is she dazzingly beautiful, but she 
в intellectually brilliant and a lady in 
every respect. Не 

on bringing both ber talent and her 
beam 


Jackson Heights, N. Y 


During the past 20004 months, since 
nc first came to my atten 

Шу plunked down my half 

for cach new issue and repaired 

t spot to enjoy йз many 

res and, most espe 

айу, to ogle the Playmate. 1 have yer 

shed with your choice in 

Janet Pilgrim is 


rest have been magnificent. But 
this month you have reached the highest 
magnitude. This Alice Denham has got 

myw h- 


еге. that hı 
pulse accelerate, my tcs curl up, 
pupils dilate, my hands tremble in eaf 
anticipation like this gal does. She's the 
babe that they've patterned all the brick 
whatchacallits alter. 

James A. Presley 

Detroit, Michigan 


хх онь то A ricrune or микс (а final 
fore 
Before me in chromatic splendor 
hangs : 
A parod Тш Bue 
iss райна Ы 
She files а song, no siren nymph 
mild ever hope to sing. 
rs Alice; enthroned on bed in 
Tamni room. 
Her hair: Surely но queen's 
diadem renowned 
Can best that wave o 
auburn trees thrown. 
1 give my word: The only ready 
“They were to carth posthaste by 
angels own 


STREET SCENES 
Thought you might enjoy this dipping 
ared in the Atlanta Journal, 

led Street Scenes: 7 


airport 
Magazine. 

Proves that all your readers aren't 
young men-abouttown. My wife and 1 
are both avid fans of your magazine and 
if | don’t bring home the latest ¡sue 
when it fist appears on the newsstand, 


she somehow manages t0 maneuver me 
into the drugstore and then says, "Oh, 
Took, here's the new issue of PLayson 
Keep up the good work, 
> Charles W, Johnson 
Macon, Georgia 


JAZZ QUERY 
1 thoroughly enjoy your many features 
on jazz and I wonder whether vou n 
be able to help me with some informa. 
sion оп two particular recordings Im 
interested in acquiring: They are Milo 
gros de cha cha cha amd Manteca. T 
пом that Dizzy Gille wl 
artist on Manteca, but 1 don't know 
the recording company: 1 know neither 
the recording artist or company for the 
other disc and 1 don't know the вит 
bers of either. 1 want very much to add 
both recordings to my collection, хо will 
appreciate any inlormatien you may be 
able to supply 


old 1. Hauser 
Winston-Salem, N. C. 


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agazine is the articles you rum on how 
To duce women and other such desta 
ing subjects, This is not the type 
و‎ our students to read in 

thet ft өш, уау amice vo rn 
tt this mature js lowering the standards 
Le هت‎ эмен. and 1 
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Moy Toler 


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San Luis Obispo, California 

Wed really welcome the opportunity 

of answering а bird with opinions like 

these, but this letter is so patently phony 
there really isn't any point. 


PLAYBOY AT DENVER 
Y 8 certainly popular here on 
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penal In Denver called ihe Playboy 
unge and has а big neon sign of your 
ADU as a trademark 
Meyer Salmon 
Осем of Denver 
Denver, Colorado 


VODKA 

This writer wishes very much that 
Mr. Thomas Mario. who wrote so eme 
tainingly on French wines, would sup- 
ply some explanation as t how the 


Russian vodka i» made, includ:‏ سس 
its ingredients. Some years ago.‏ 
when the writer had living a very dear‏ 


сн York City, at 
Russian Eagle. There exervo 
base of pure Russian vodka. of 
st production, was stale bread, 
fermented or treated in some 
wonder if your food and dr 
considers this 10 be the case 
bread in any degree of staleness or fer 
mentation enter into the production of 
pure vodka? 

As vodka has now become a popular 
drink in our country, and as we are 


always interested in rrAviov's technica) 
articles on food and drink, will you not 
Kindly supply us with some information 
с to both the Russian and Ameri 
can vodka brand? We greutly enjoy 
залувох and here's to your continual 
success — with a glass of real vodka 
Charles G. Bectem 
Carlisle, Pennsylvania 
Though it ir possible that bread micht 
be wed as а base, true Russian vodha 
was made [vom зүс and harley mali; now 
potatoes and maize aye used as the staple 
аш material 
e of barley malt, Thomas Мано dis 
‘cusses vodka further in this isme. 


GIANT PLAYMATE 
We ha sed an sue of нллулох 
yet. but we do have a sort об complaint 
With your three page Playmates, we 
running out of wall space very fast 
Kenny and Howie 


Troy, New York 


PLAYBOY REUNION 
Strange 
eros and 


2 

din how а couple сова 

oim nthe pages ol امد‎ 

This alicrnoon, while browsing the 
pote yov 


Жан 
fave э story therein, 1 purchased same. 
Thought i, packed it home, and then 
when seulcd im а comfortable chair 
Цусан mou, fully rene and in = 
ft tac ОГ mind 10 completely enjoy 
and savor reavnoy, 1 opened thc cover 
Thon he dhunderbott stuck. lo 
there, staring oct at me from your inside 
cover was a picture of sl ET 
friend. Willian Nolan, author of The 
Darendinger Build Uh, Now this, lor 
vost enjoyable occasion lo 
may or may nor know 
led Ray Bradbury's hos. 
nce edited а went prole 
Booklet called The Ray 
thy and 
torian gether. This in ct ion 
worthy, but И doesn't end there, Wills 
могу cab with the publicity build-up 
of 2 mew Hollywood str and the idea 
for this fiction developed ош of the real 
buildup of the Rim beauty tn be lea 
хий your July твис- Marla English 
And herein Kings my ler ГА Ше 1 
fish back to June of 1022; the scene ie 
San Diego, Caliornia and Wi Nolan 
and 1 arc responsible Ine the manage 
wol a Wert Coast convention ol xi 
mer con writers, itor amd readens 
gues of bonor was already ei. We 
Ray Bradbury. then busy rewriting 
woneleue, Fahtenheit 451, serialized 
фе fint йм Жо 
ЗИ needed а big publi 
finally ВИ om the I 
Science Fiction Queen at the comen 


Чоп. The girl we picked was-you 
guessed it Мана English. But alas, on 


west and we had 
e Also at that 


convention four years ago were Charles 
(Black Country, The Crooked Man) 
Beaumont and Richard (The Splendid 
Source) Matheson, Would you say we, 
at that time, had a good PAvpOY ас 
semblage? 


Roger Мейо 
Rockford, Ulinois 


HOO HA 
Tet me fist of all make myself q 
rude amortment al vla 

that must appeal to only the adoles 
introvert. Having years of learned ex 
TE тешен studies, 1 Emne that the 
lance of a body can be allected by à 
type ganglions. called the Th 
pias. "Thee. nerve. termi 
Ali located four to sis millimeters 
above ihe position where ће epieblastie 
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tin, They are adjacent to certain other 
hemes that гейш particular mental 
Whenever these nerves аге disturbed the 
Momence are ан tm ected 
Цана epiphysis such that the cn. 
Ше metabolism al the body в disturbed 
The resulting. syndrome. includes post 
orbital pains laryngeal gyrations, epigas- 
tric disturbances and diarrhea. 

The point is that 1 estimate that about 
50 percent ol your readers suller from 
this дон, besides from the disturb 

oL hydrogen oxide in the crani 


cavity, 
hurl Andrews 
Kansas City, Kansas 
Your rhombencephalvals are full of 
gorbenfovfle 


SPORTS CAR RACING 
article on sports cars was pretty 
good. Generally, you are right about 
American cars, but 1 didn't care much 
Tor your reference to Indianapolis “big 
iron.” "The Indy cars are the best гаси 
machinery made in the U. 5. They are 
admittedly open to the criticism that 
they can do only one thing, but they are 
only built to do one thing and they do 
that better than any other machine in 
the world, ‘The Indy cars don't compete 
with the Grand Prix cars — they are not 
built to. ‘The G.P. cars don't compete 
with the Indy cars — they are not built 
for that purpose 
Generally, the Indy cars attain higher 
speeds than the С.Р. cars because they 
are lighter (no gear boxes). They accel 
erate [rom relatively high speeds (90.95 
in the turns) to top speed. “They only 
turn left, but man, do they turn left 
They arc built to lap а two-mile closed 
direit track; in that feld they are 


supreme 
Farrari is planning an assault on the 
500" this May. The entry: a Farra 
engined Kurtis Kraft chasis. "lf you 
санх beat ст. 
Mercedes was interested in the ۰ 
and sent none less than their famous 


racing manager, Papa Alfred Neubatır 
зай company, With the usual German 
profiienty, they checked everything. 
hey requested” the temperature. read 
ings, by hours, and humidity records 
for indianapolis during the month of 
May юг the рам ten years. Then 
When we come, we will take the lead 
on the second lap amd hold it to the 
finish.” Which meant that they would 
not come untl, according to their calcu 
tations. they could do just that. During 
the race that year, as we watched Lee 
Walla 1001 around in his iron, he was 
heard to. unter, “What acceleration, 
what nerve, what skill!” Ву the way. he 

er amowi have yet (0 зид the 
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You pick the two mile closed circuit 

me and ГИ take the Indianapolis 


Ronald Fitz Ge 
New Orleans, 1 


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Somebody where 1 work brings mv 
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else Jett, 1 real it 100 (God forbid. that T 
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magazine on the newsstand that 1 can 
тей cover to cover in 30 seconds Hat 
Tam aho as fond of а Бейс intimacy 
with the opposite sex now and then as 
the nest cuv. but it ix quite apparent to 
me that i is just about З you characters 
rer think about! "The fact that you sell 
Ss many copies as you do only proves 
that the bunch is stil around who used 
to read that crap written by some psycho 
Tamed Mucky Spleen a few years ago. 
I] may, Га Ike to make a suggestion 
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Your magazine is tops here at the 
University of lowa. 1 acquired the PLAY- 
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student, 

especially like your articles on attire, 
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истемей in art and taking 
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verity, the illusuations by LeRoy 
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University of юма. 
Тока City, lowa 


JUNE APPLAUSE. 

You had a beaut of June issue. Won- 
derful satire in The Darendinger Build. 
Up. That guy knows Hollywood. Man: 
dels Last Gambit was slick and enjoy 
able, as was your whole handling of 
thes The cartoons were better than 


ever. And Bradbun guy. What 
a philosophical message draped in the 
best science fiction style. 1 can hardly 
believe it, but you're still geuing bet- 
ter—all the way around. 

Edward Dew 
Burbank, Californi 


ach month. One 
ing about a subscription lor me for my 
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fornia. 

Don Smith 

Palo Alto, California 


We of the Hop 


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The accompanying photograph shows 
{wo members of our Санса! Analysis 
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ton) in deep concentration us they eval 


uate the merits of a recent issue, Con. 
sratulations! 

Gregory Archbald, Philip Marquardt, 
University of Arizona 


Tucson, Arizona 


PRAISE FROM THE TIMES 

By way of introduction, 1 am on the 
city stall of The New York Times, for 
which 1 cover the borough of Brooklyn. 
Т also do book reviews for the Sunday 
book supplement. 


1 admire the job you are doing with 
mayor, You scem to be hitting а 
market that has to been pretty 


thoroughly unexploited. 
strictly men's 
am eye on the 


Мом of the 
got ont with 
pair i 

Ol alolecem 

wed virility and 

too little respect (ог the fact that adult 

les have 5 weil as biceps and 

ha caches lett 

in the maga ou seem to 
have stepped into ont handsomely. 
John М. Phillips 

The New York Times 

New York, New York 


As we go to press, the spiritual leader 
of the Night People is looking for a 
spomor. His name is Jean Shepherd, 

d he is (or was) the weehours dj. of 
New York's WOR. "There's a great body 
ol people who flower at night,” accord: 
ing to Shepherd, "for night is the time 
people truly become individuals” Such 
olk, says he, “are embattled against the 


official, organized. righteous Day People 
Who are completely bound by their 
Switchboards and their red tape.” Shak: 


ing the Day People from their smug com- 
placency is the dearest joy of the Night 
People, and to this noble end, Shepherd 
and his nightowl listeners recently con- 
Spired in creating a mythical historical 
novel by à nonexistent aut hook 
моге clerks (archetypal Day People), 
when asked by Shepherd inspired Night 
People for 1, Libertine, by Frederick Re 
Ewing, consulted their all powerful lists 
amd haughtily informed. the Night 
People that no such book or author ex 
ised, Their faith in Dayism was shat- 
tered when (a) requests for the ton 

poured in to bookstores in New York, 


Chicago, San Francisco, Miam 
and Helsinki: (b) a Pennsylvania dj 
interviewed British-accemted author 


wing" over the air; (c) the title 
copped up in the Books ло Бе Published 
section of The New York Times Book 
Review: (d) the Catholic 1 
وه‎ banned it; (e) a € 
Person (sulsspecies Librarian) found a 
card for the book in the index of the 
Philadelphia Public Library (im the cor- 
ner of the card appeared the strange de 
vice Excelsior, a favorite Shepherd bat- 
tc cry); and (f) 25,000 copies of the book 


miraculously appeared in book-‏ المع 
stores everywhere. 5‏ 

Touch was the eleventh 
of Ialstening pub- 
tine. As we understand 
de М. В was fascinated Бу be hoax 
and recklesly confided to Shepherd that 
he'd public ihe book if only someone 
would write jt. Shepherd's crony, xd 
عم منوت‎ Ted Sturgeon, зай, “Pl 
Write itt" and he did, in 30 days 
Shepherd, heavily diguised as Frederick 
R. Ewing. appears on the back cover of 
the hosciduchecamercality, amd al 
though it unlorumately reads like the 
тий job jc was 1, Libertine (Ballantine, 
Sic paper: SE hardbound) is a memor 
Ыс coleciors item and а tribute to that 
cult of night blooming ‘non 
ín which Валувот рису claims mem: 
cip. Maybe by the time we hit the 
ттм Jean will have found а sym. 
pathetic sponsor. We hope зо, but it 
Tot let's хайс а cry to restore the High 
Prio ol Мені to alice. All together, 


A husky percentage of mad dogs and 

Englishmen may go out in the midday 
ic V.S. Pritchett 

London town. 


сап see for y 
of Humour and Other Stories (К 
$4.50), in which the distinguished P 
си wheels out a tramdull of bizarre, 
backalley Jamesian named blokes like 
Hubert Timberlake and Mr. Pocock 
in this best of all possible workls where 
people are "popping" in and out ol thc 
le Mr. Phillimore 
"suggested the frantic, yelping dis- 
zed expresion of à copulating 
а ministers daughter who asks 
when you've lived with some 

for ten years, and he pays the rent and 
Keeps you, he is your husband, isn't he? 
plus a wide assortment of other fantastic 
fauna. Pritchetts slogan might well be 


Sack, Pritchett describes in his репе 
ing style the laugh: 
who 


taken from the title of one of his own 
stories: You Make Your Own Life. 


Among the paperbacks: the Army 
reminiscences of rtavnoy cartoonist Shel 
Silverstein may be sampled via his cun- 
ingly titled Grab Your Хосе for which 
Bill Mauldin wrote the intro (Ballun- 


tine, 850) he power to amuse and, 
if possible, to fascinate”: this is the yard- 
stick New Republic's stringent Eric Bent- 


ley has used in select 


з five plays From 
the American Drama 


(Anchor, 5125). 


Saroyan and Wilder are induded, but 
O'Neill. Odets, Miller and Williams are 
mot: the chosen plays (among them 


Fitch's Captain Jinks of the Horse Me 
ines und Langdon Mitchell's The New 
York Idea) "mne," accord 
ley. “with Ше swing of u 
الا‎ Nicest, sur 
breu of Guys and Dols, picked because 
“possibly йг the best of all American 
ney is today the шон lively part of 
the American theatre ۸ 


“The cohabitative habits of the denî. 
zens of the deltas are reported in 2 

Gout Stories (Löwe, Brown, SS 
the er, Erskine Caldwell 
Sx child brides and sex, et 
stage) style thai 
Was become associated with the author 
of Tobacco Команд God's Lille Aere. 
Two of the tales first saw Үнс light of day 


To enjoy Margaret Crosand's Jean 
Cocteau (Knopt. $5), a biography of the 
fiery darling of the fashionable arts, you 
don’t have to be familiar with the galaxy 
of oddball talents that has kept the 
avant garde sky of Europe luridly lit these 
past 40 years— but it sure helps. It also 
helps, and may even be a requisite, to 
have some prior interest in Cocteau 

bis works, because this is a sobersides 


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and serious — and rather woodenly wri 
ten — study of the man, rather than an 
evocation of the glamorous realms of bal. 
lot theater, films, music, painting and 
lierature in which he romped and 
worked. Its a worthy effort. but for con- 
temporary American audiences a scason- 
in the ample spice available in the 

tits life and milicu would have been 
welcome. 

Cocteau, as you undoubtedly know, 
enjoys an international reputation (ог 
being an 


le. he's enjoyed 
greater noworiry as a personality even 
шге = han fate ay am art Te 
was a mixed and sometimes fruity olle 
tion of aniso and dillctames ol whi 
Cocıcau was ахих ol ancor, in hie 
youth, in act, he was a bit oppidi and 
Чанд. what the French call таз cad. 
His biographer docs mot actually glas 
over much of this, bur her concern В 10 
reveal the artist behind the facade and 
{o demonstrate that he succcsdully ap 
ied his talent in many Welds, with ab 
Enderhying aim of unifying 1 


nce. Be pro- 
Vom amount of fresh and 
original work: the Lock has a bibliog 
raphy which runs 10 some twelve pagos 
зорин 


ош of Will 


hoops, directors 
Lawrence Olivier a 
he quotable kitten пае Pete 
Martin айх the questions. and out of 
them ай comes the Monroe doctrine: “I 
just want to be wonderful Far thse 
Мю get bored with the prose, there are 
Туту суро photographs. 


Can a writer play ور‎ 
ious variations on the same theme with- 
ош ind the reader а feeling of 


ennui? The question is raised by Ab 
berto Moravia's fint collection of short 
stories to be published here, Milter 


Honeymoon and Other Stories (Farrar, 
Suus fe Cudahy, $150), a concoction of 
morbidly sexual, obsessively repetitive 
tales in which the anatomy of love plays 
second fiddle to the anatomical apy 

по erotic entanglements. "The answer to 
the question is. 

h reserva 


«ааа 
тойнд bereeen 
Пы no: books ol 


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theme, 


among others, these situations: а тшс 


Ehlers а confused brides roubles 
with communism and virginity: a пи 
teased and tormented by a lion mue 
tress: the baile of a couple to repair a 
fractured marrige. 

А inal question is whether these tric 
Чоңу, эке worth perusal, Here we have 
3 qualified усх, they vary in excel 
Bat they re ali Бас wrough 
anly шкы. S 
sonder wheth 


‘orest Park) in 
p in which to sample 
Emphasis here 
delivered to your. 
possible. on a flaming sword o 
Garately, a П. 


e: whole honed 
squab, roast rack ol lamb persillade, 


Chateaubriand Be and other gas- 
fronomical glories. We found the Rock 
Comish game hen with a perregordine 
sauce (sherry, trufles, shallots) and stufled 
with wild rice to be something those cats 
up on Mount Olympus might 
fought over. Ан 

born food comptroller, confided to us 
that the secret of serving fine meats and 
fowl is in the buying, and beamingly de- 
dared that his buyers shout out their 
numbers loud and strong at the nearby 
Chicago stockyards, M. Sabadell also 
told us that there is no continental dish 
that ds me able зи 


Room, but nexplicable reason 
the room's decor is Japanese. 
anyway, 

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New Orleans, even the coffee and 
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‘Smack in the heart of Philadelphia's 
nnightery belt, Jack Lynch has opened his 
Living Room (Locust at Camac, in the 
Hotel Rio)—a sort of inspired alter- 
thought to the adjoining Tabu Supper 
Club and just about the coriest hutch in 
town. We settled deeply into a divan 
while а willowy waitres (in evenn 
gown) scurried over with the wawail. 


Everywhere about ws, couples were chin 
ning at сме im the comfort of over. 
Suled solas and easy chairs grouped 

The хїйс 


around low coffee tables. 
paneled decor is 
авд that’s what 


ЇГ 
board carolers (Wes 
Watson) who. rdi 

5 Th "ll sin 
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Sic, intimate spot to 
Min legant lets aldo 
which to decide whats 
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take your da 
next and where 


records 


A sloceyed, дома 
шене € 


ing Parisian las. 
ly Бас 


bio belt ol Babylon bythe seine: Now. 
om Juliette. Greco (Columbia NI. 508) 
Мөн can hear why the jiehapps вв. 
heads of the international set think se 
й abiolament le тош. La Greco poes in 
Tor songs of manydevdled sophistication 


sexy wcamment— and predictably vice 
versa: a screwball animal story is su 

with feeling and then 
۳ ч} ой, ludicrous ending, а 
Ballad about the desolation of war is 


ach song 
to help you 


Modern Art of Jazz (Dawn 1102), а col 


lection of standards and new composi 
tions in which hes given a hefty aabt 
by, among others, Bob Brookmeyer. 
Side One gives a quick tempo treatu 


to September im the Rain and ihe other 
three selections: the v the 
modernity here are 

to our thinking the yelocity sometimes 
exceeds the felicity. “This в definitely 
true of the way Them There Eyes is 
handled on the second side but from 
there on out to the end irs as good as 
хой can ask for. sure and solid and im- 


pressive, Two of Zoot’s or 
especially like are Dark Glow 
lo Blow On. 

Two m British, 


maestro Ge they're 


pet (Capitol Т aring 
Quintet with what is called а choir of 
siringed instruments. If you can't i 
ine Shearing lending. himself to a corn 
Бай, schmaltzy, saccharine treatment of 
some perfectly respectable music, y 
have a sad widening of your he 

when you hear this one, which 


ern, and might have suitably bee 
tied; Mus to Make a Silly Girl Dy 
trast. the Shearing we know and 
admire shines through in Shea 
Request (London LL 181) in whi 


Rendezvous (Bald Eagle— по foolin 
-711) ва French biscuit fem 
Claude Dauphin, the screen star, ped 
dling bedroom banter and consumptive 
vocals aimed at making a lady's thyroid 
start pumping. Mos of the time 
Dauphin comes through like Pepe le 
Pew. that persistent, never piqued skunk 
ol cartoon fame. and the result is real 
corn ala ir 
link 

1 do not 


waise. Sample: "Alo, dar 
you are zo lovely to zee 
int you to zink about tomor 


Name your paian: Verdi? Puccini? 
Mascagni? Leoncavallo? Knouy ct 

high Cs by all 
ese tenor killers are negotiated 
with gusto and brilliance on Ман del 
Monaco Operatic Recital #3 (London 
LL 1833), an even dozen tenor tidbits 
from Otello, Aida, Скяйена, Rigo 
letto, Pagliacci and Manon Lesen, A 


rarity among the grand old operatic 
chestnuts herein is Pasiente amor, the 
brief aria usually cut trom Rigoletto, 


is as belted out 
04 a bunch ol bois 


and a peppy little ji 
by Signor Monaco 
«стои speartoters, 


ud terribly com 
n be heard 

y 20091). à 

ү 

hat gave Miss 


тенісу and 1 


why 
such a punk background orchestra 
ducted by Hugo Peretti), a mawkish, 
ion of Шийла fiddle 

h up the whole 
nher when Sarah 
azz combo? 


popular sports à € 

Bete ыйа. ч 

and never have these th 
her level ol perfec 

in among Ше German Studenten ol 


the middle ages. German University 
Songs (Vanguard 477) is a roaring collec- 
tion of that period's boola-boolas, each 
a paean to the innate goodness of good 
E коой mailie and Dig bosco. In- 
В throat-busting ballads 
Túchterlein (The Inn 
ter) and Bier Her! as well 
as ше ‘ditty Johannes Brah 
معط‎ for his Academic Festival 
ture — Goudeamus Tpit 
yodeled in German by booming b 
Erich Kunz abetted by the entire m 
chorus amd orchestra ol rhe Vienna 
Volksoper. and you couldn't ask for a 
more rowing, ribald amd thoroughly 
splendid song fest. Complete texts and 
Translations are tossed in. 


А couple of dises from two competing 
companies invite Comparison. The Мише 
of Mec Wilder (Columbia CL. 884) в 
Best on the А side which was originally 

several years 


Wilders sick, pseudo: 
Jude als Гог Dasso 
‘Slow Dance 


icy В 
wlth hot interludes 
harpsichord. 
тахтаи tiles (His Fist Long Pants; 
Ич Sil, Feel 10) Tor. same сећа 
fascinating musical meandering by the 
Same smart Alec Wilder who was abo 
тора in on Tone Poems of Color (Capi 
tol W755). а pile of sludge mostly by 
Composers of the Victor Young Gordon 
Jenkins cut. portraying the hues of the 
Spectrum as interpreted by the verbiage 
OF one Norman Sickel, a radio writer 
Whose billows. سم‎ appears om the 
Sleeve, Roth the Columbia and Capitol 
plaers have a gimmick in common: 
they're conducted by Frank (it says here) 
Sinatra. 


Five fine discs for Ше 
The Jo 


cerning: 
Eardley Seven (Prestige 7033) 
‚lern jam at its d 

sier techni 
Drummer Ma 


(Verve 2008) 
1 


ity à 10), al doing 
1 well, bur Tor our money Коул, vital 
trumpet steals the show: Рано Inter 
pretation, (Norgran 1077) presents Had 
well who ups to his AM and proves 
ble music can Ье got from 
Ihanship: Red Mitchell (eth 

Ichem 38) gives us that youthful has 
abetted by «ch sideman as Hampton 
Цан, all going great guns; Fiber on 
Velvet (Ew cy, 36061) presents Те 
Gibbs ln a quiet, melodic mond, the 
Selvet being provided hy fivc saxes which 
weave a background to the honed vibes, 
їнэ waning, which 

wooers would do well по keep hand 
for that. Moment, ы 1 


We heard two kinds of Hach this 

th, The old-fashioned sort is pro: 
ferred by grand old harpsichordist. 
Wanda Landowska on 15 Two-Part In- 
ventions, coupled with Concerto in D 


Minor (Victor LM-1974). The bare 
bones of Bach, denuded of melody, are 
revealed in all their rhythmic architec 
ture on Bach for Percussion (Audio 
Fidelity 1812), two fugues aud two toc 
transcribed for five guys clobbering 
а drums, claves, astancts, wood and 
неће, maracas 
"and boobams, unde 
The result is 
uncomfortable 


ирите sounds more. prin 
than these olered by Albert Alouangue 
and his African Ensemble оп Ян dien 
ture т m (Vanguard VRS 7082 
Tinch LP of native чинэ I 
Vend of Айкан west coast 
боов. Unlike ше Bach bicu 
бие has vocals, with such curiously cos 
دنر‎ iier a» Он Mange Moyo 
Mutelama (The BrotherinLaw is a Li 
dle SelfSatsfe). Both ol these drum 
discs are great for pepping up a part 
or showing off your Үр ан а РАНУ 


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ind reluctant to commit 
ide on a scalper, many 
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proper spiri 
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коой theatre with a few 
oenix (2nd 


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rice St. J 

Eent produc own 
with Зиба McKenna as the visionary 


Paycork, Ом 
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miers}. The 
politan potpourri — $23.10 for six plays 
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The Theatre de Lys (121 Christopher 
St) wandered aimlessly under several 
managements until suddenly The Three: 
penny Opera happened to joy 
the longest off-Broadway run ol an 
home, Threepenny will set you back a 
scant top of $345 weekdays, $4.15 week 
ends but, to tell you the ng truth, 
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iB films 


vemaddicts who enjoyed Stanley 
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glad to learn 

sles Dassin damn near 

out Kubricks Kubrick with his nerve 

sasping Riff. This, too. is the case 

story of a heist through which youll 

the robbers all the way. 

ol course, 

с bunch of guys We liked 

"nds. also, especially the one 
in the transparent n 


Playing pa n Gogh in 
Lust jor Lale glas never had 
had, He yells rants, pops his eyes 

< chest saws ой hit саг and vio 


ody understands real talent, Lust 
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originals pegged 10 the story line (from 
the зоте тате book by Irving Stone) 
n II ume of unrelicved frus 


tiation amd despair makes everything 


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His superiors include a medical officer 
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xc, Sad Sack, Willy & Joc. Ен 
sign Pulver, Gunner Asch and all ше 
ihr folk heroes of the armed forces 


1E the parody on whets your 
appetite for science can fils you may 
be tempted to catch two recent exam. 
plex ofthis vigorous gente that have a 
Zouple of things in common: excellent 
technical ellec amd. imurmowntably 
dull humans. Godzilla, King of Ihe 
Monsters is x Japanese” «Поп. about a 
1001008 stegosaturus who stomps Tokyo 
ble and alio етик а kind of hali 
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Wiat reli vas len mati un 
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and Rock Hunter lame (and, 10 our 
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hell of a swell way to spend an evening. 


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vol. 3, no. 10 — october, 1958 


'The Right Kind of Pride 


in the fraternity, you could do whatever you wanted—as long as allen approved 


мл TUER, а busy man with creamy 
checks and a rapid, decisive speech, tem- 
pered his hard duty by smiling with the 
endine of a dock. The lac support 
ing the smile broadened magnifcen 
with approval of his words. Не smil 
past а missing tooth, "You don’t play 
poker? OK." he said to Dan Shaper, 
"you don't have to. This is the free dem 
cratic world. You don’t like the pro 
grams the fellows all like? Okay, the TV 
Soi av, just for ecration. You had 
а ticker to the last game and you didn’t 
? Из your prillege. But boy he 
ДЕ ашу, S dort ит ple 
"Dan Shaper bowed his head before 
this correction, just and measured as it 
vas. adminbtered by the President ol 
the Chapter. Modesty he showed Allen. 
the ridges of his scalp. His hair was 
ng back in little pinfeathers after 
He no longer wore 


the beanie, 
Very Iriendly and fraternal, Allen 
gent on with Allen's important phrases: 
ing - 


Prepare for positive liv 
the social side . . . getting along, being 
well-liked, and good contacts << Allen 
had risen to high office in his junior 
year. The voice faded in strongly: “We 
got Monsanto men who listen to us, we 
got G.M. men. We got Allis Chalmers in. 
Ош pocket, boy.” 
Не paused. Now it was up to Dan to 
нь. Smiling, nodding, pull- 


develop 


анато ву том arten 


ing the lobe of one ear, all excellent 
Фарит чий, Alen encouraged him o 
Confess error and forthrighüy resolve 
upon virtue. Allen put his tongue in the. 
empty socket where he had lost а tooth, 
Patiently he sucked. He waited. 
‘Skinny, quick, carefully controlled, 
тыл Sepe اس‎ marhe boat hunger 
ing, during his first year at college. The 
winter had been sad — like his own va- 
cant. fatherless home. 
had been desperate — 
his mother when she remembered love. 
Watching the, ferui boys in cay 
fellowship with each other. or strolling 
confidently with their girls, Dan had 
grid his tecth to say, No, no, stop! He 
would not carry bis isolation through 
college with him. 
The hungering shone in his eyes as 
ardent energy. He was both clever and 
nd yet had a touch of the easy 
ing manners ol the father he 
barely remembered, Detare long he was 
asked again, and this time he joined, 
and now he wanted to be liked by these 
friends уво had tested him fr viue 
and performance, approved him for dis 
ra ES 
otherhood. They depended upon him 
to be one of the group. It was nice to 
be needed. He turned from the dark 
panels of the rec room to the strained 
leather couches, the collapsing ping 
pong table, and the familiar lounging 
forms before the TV at one end of the 


fiction BY HERBERT GOLD 


Jong room and about the study table at 
the other end. М vas am easy place, 
Nan as Kitchen Шс НЬ loneliness had 
DICTO 
abruptly stopped wald 
peri cet 
"I wish sid Dan, and let Allen in- 


‘Well? 


think I'm telling you this just 
fin responsible Ка the whole 
Allen said. "Pr speaking as 
э Mend, duty aude. 1 умей for you 


penonly. 

With an ellore Dan raised ВВ eyes to 
Allen's "I really appreciate how, you 
took me in. 1 never ex 4 

“Don't misunnerstand me, boy,” Al- 
len insisted. "We like you to be senus, 
a schobhip student. How much your old 
man has tn the bank or sound common 
stocks don't matter so much, The war 
hanged all that. We need balance in 
the Chapter—we already had athletes, 
ауре families, big men in activities 
Tike me, that element there. We need 
you the way you are, Danny boy! But 
‘ne and the sue, you got to show your 
true colors for being one of m — 

"1 know, Tin learning,” Dan said to 
this very mature young man. 

Let me Под, please” For the first 
time Allen's voice turned sharp and cold 
and the smile Поле into a quirk of 
tonguing the empty socket. "I. was talk- 
ing to you, boy, so you listen here to me 
now. Your individellism goes too far. 


a 


PLAYBOY 


Jes not cstructive, If you want to be a 
loner, like I mean dating townies like 
that girl, you didn't have to join the 
Chapter. Nobody twisted your arm. In. 
this moddun free world, we all do what- 
ever we want, but when we decide, we 
pot to take the consckences.” The smile 
Feturned with his moral calm. He patted 
Dan on the back. "That's all I have to 
тау, boy" He nodded encouragingly. 
“Now you talk. 

Allen gave him this moment for con- 
fession and repentance, To humiliate 
himself just a bit would establish the. 
old gooelfeeling, that sense of responsi 
tili to а group upon. which every 
mortal man's health depends. Allen was 
big enough to forgive and forget on be- 
half of all the boys, and say no more 
about it, if only Dan could find the 
right words — shy and modest ones, but 
stalwart all the same, in Ше best tradi- 
tions of the fraternity. Again Dan tri 
to meet his eyes, failed again, and said 
in haste and unsuccessfully, wishing only 
that Allen would stop sucking the empty. 
socket in his gums: 

“АП right, all right, ГИ play poker 
with the fellows next time. 


Lucille lived below the hill from 
campus. То save bus fare Dan made the 
long walk on foot down that coppery 
strewn slope toward die darker owt 
autumn with its leaves frayed in the 

'utters. His trouble made the walk seem 
TS long. He wanted time to think out 
Allen Turner and the fraternity and 
‘why he needed them. 

At the curb part way into town some- 
опе was vainly trying to start an auto: 
mobile, working the sick battery, roo. 
hum, roohum, while a thick blanket of 
wet leaves clung to the roof and other 
stray leaves mottled the hood. The man 
inside, mouth working, feet and bands 
punching, sweating ferociously in his 
topcoat, punished the starter button and 
қаз pedal without mercy. 


let them give him up. 
"The mark of the Yankee, he thoi 
ly. And smiled ar his slt conscious 
college boy naming of the thought. At 
home they wouldn't call themeselves. 
Yankees: they were just stubborn was 
the warmth and laughter of 


that his father had gone down over 
Calais, 

‘The evening stroll with Lucille went 
badly. “Whats the matter with you?" 
she demanded almost at once, knowing 
that he was not ай for her tonight, 

Despite her lovely, pale, almost sil- 
very hair, worn unfishionably lon 
spite her huge eyes of that magical blue 
Which can change in an instant from a 

tery withdrawal to an ardent sum- 
mer sky azure, she was gawky and shy 
herself, necding great tenderness from 
him before the could give him any of 
her own. А townie, grown up to warn- 
ings about the college boys on the hill. 


They only want what they want, and 
then they marry back home or one of 
the sorority girls. "Dan? Don't you like 
me tonight?” she asked. "You thinking 
about someone ele?" 

“Мо, no. I like you very much.” How 
could he like anyone but this tal, long- 
Waisted, silvery and quiet girl? 

"You don't even Ю at me or call me 
Lucille. Tm tired. 1 need to go to bed 
early tonight.” 


even say you like my dress. I worked on 
it all day: 1 wanted something new to 
vea for Sata 

"Lucille, wait, you're not giving me a 
chance aboot anything” 

“Em sorry. 1 guess Im just tired, 1 
thought you could make me feel bener." 

He heard the pleading shrillness of 
his own voice: "Then let ve ry." and 
knew it was по good. 
to stop for —?" 

71 want to go home right now, Dan." 

‚She permitted her hand to rest in his 
without gripping it. He did not let her 
ко, fearing the moment when she would 
то longer be with him, even in this bad 
жау with him. And almost her last words 
were, as he fumbled and pressed chur- 
sily against her at the door, his shyness 
turned to pushing, his need brutally ex- 
cluding her. turning her away as he 
‘wrestled Tike any stupid youth: 
is the matter with jou?" 

Nothing you can't helpt" 

For the time of a single failing breath 
beneath his mouth, her body went soft 
amd split, like a ripe plum under the 
Timer Ыше—їһеп de “gasped, 
stiffening her reply to mere anger and 
Бема She Беш at һа chest with both 
fts. He fell away. 

та sorry. Fm not myself, Lucille. 
Em som: 

She was furious, aroused despite her- 
self, shivering im ber new dress, and 
made still more cold and distant by 
fright at her secret ache of response to 
his strange violence, "Stop it Is this the 
way they tell you to handle the town- 
ies? Oh I know you." — and she used a 
[ей word which he tiated: “Do you 

we 10 get grabby? Now stop it." 

1, 1, 1, he started to зау, wanting to 
tell her of his trouble, trouble up on 
the hill at the House and now trouble. 
in town with her. but he low the 
strength for explanations, A girl Ва 
mystery, and says grabby when you turn. 
al the vay to her because you are a 
Stranger o yours 

He had shown disrespect to his date. 
AIL right, then give her a dose of cour. 
tes) 


Would you like 


n sorry,” he sid. 
She relented at the return of his shy- 
ness She worked against her own heavy 
breathing. “That's ай right. Please don't 
say it like that. I wish... Never mind.” 
"Good night, Luci 
She gave him her lips chasely to 
He leaned forward, lightly епт. 
cling ber shoulders in his arms, with 
only the heat of his mouth reminiscent 
of the brutal straining of a few moments 
ago. Despite henell Lucille ی‎ 
that harsh secret person so abruptly Red, 


but she could only ask once more, "Dan, 
whatever is the mater with you ux 
mg 

Оп his long walk back up che hill 
the sleek sweat started again under his 
mew ви, and. the chill reyes made 
itn feel feverish, Yes, ics roe that 
سر‎ ence fading d бет sprays 
and breathes foully їп every corner of 
a man's Ше, Trouble wih Allen and 
"be Chapter led to trouble with Lucille 
and these troubles made И hard ю моду, 
and troubles with his sholanhip were 
Surely due. АЙ this made it dificulta 
we home thus trouble with. на 
mother, And the thought of it tumed 
him hot, turned him col, and what it 
һе caught some асаа, the Il or some: 
thing, and had to take to bed? 

No! he decided. He would not look 
Karel ie He ele sp 

iring in this mopandstar way, nor 
То catch à germ, not to do it Не paused 
ede thee wih the bad ae, li 
tening under нь wet fringe ог 
moles. shut, abandoned beneath 0 
итсен. Someone had cuned some: 
gne o al and gone анау. He made 

Better, beter. He would сай Lucille 
tomorrow, and maybe send her a box of 
andy with a note composed now, before 
Bed, ho tell her how he fel about в 
I must be earnest Ыш elegant, some: 
thing she might even want io whisper 
over proudly with her bes friend and 
Jet it would take Яв Lonely sense from. 
Фен gathered memories together of a 
foc dark autumn.. (One Wight alter 
walking so Шс thot it was dawn when 
they stopped, hey һай gone чо have 
ros together in a steaming сау 
morning resturant. Very precisely е. 
ing Tor him, she had uttered his vor, 
sled it and offered Вип Ше wann 
мом эйгин wick алсын 
any other gesture, promised (Ми Ме 
тийди ore] be bik) As he wrote, he 
thought of her tender tilted prace when 
she buttered tot for hin. She wouid 
undersand his stammering. Waning 
him as he needed her, the someday was 
already and пон. Orso they sight both 
ка. 

The letter was painfully made up. 
working to tll the ruth without spol 
jg diia dmg to Der helped 
him to remember and hold on. 

He sat awhile at the table downstairs 
inthe тес room. Most of the inen were 
мйї owt on thelr Saturday date ий the 
few who were playing cards let him in 
peace. He var grateful far dat wid 
koodnighe without interrupting their 
Fame, and went up по bed. 
ually the brothers Шу дка on 
Sunday mornings, but when Dan went 
to the Howe kitchen to make his coffees 
фе found Allen long awake, waiting for 
him near he stove, dressed, corned 
with much water, his face cheerful at the 
Cheeks and wet at the temples 

“Had a good date?" Allen asked. 
"The fellows say you got in before mid: 
might. Whats the matter, that gi of 
qs having ber sick dys Why n in 

Зо long? Dreaming? Or were you 
(continued on page 22] 


THE FOOTBALL BLANKET 


by 
JACK COLE 


it can be 
almost as much fun as 
the game itself. 


Don't let cold weather lesen your enjoy с foot- 
Би season, With а lide prac e, life under x blanket can 
be quite pleasa 


PLAYBOY 


Ifyou don't own. 


a blanket. 
makes БИЛГЭ: velop- 
game 


If the score is tied and the crowd tense, a 


Suppen 112 
good though risl 
ofa тарна fir цас the kisser, 


blanket can help you relax. It's only a game, after all. 


Keep an eye on those along the sidelines who might 
шу to get into the gam: 


P с 


And ss the sun sinks slowly in the west (where else?) we 
A blanket is just the ticket for camouflaging end- reluctantly leave this blanket heaven and return once more to 
‘runs of your own, however. the planet Earth. 


PLAYBOY 


Right Kind of Pride (continued рот page 22) 


awake and thinking, boy?" 
"Thinking about what?” Dan flushed. 
He had tossed hotly, unwilling to be 
Sunday, yes, and thinking of Lu- 
сше. 
"About what E said —my frenly ad 


"Sure." Dan agreed, dryly working 
His 


this around into а joke, 


alarm, routed. 
joined the fraternity becouse 1 wns 
alone, he would explain. Well, Pm just 
‘another townie, she would say, T 
wouldn't know about that. You feel bet 
fer тош? And he would answer very 
simply, responsible to her need: Ttc 
met you, Lucille, And she would say... 

‘Allen elbowed the fantasy away. "Well, 
thinking isn’t enough in this moddun. 
Еке кк шш 

jour problem for you, boy, I wasn't just 
на around = luc of ihe uttermost 

tance. You pot to straighten up and 
[у ri. Pm Telling you brother to 
broth, nor because Vim Presdent of the 
Chapt.” 

"OK, you're right, 1 will.” Dan ssid, 
much (00 fast, He needed the coffee a 
wanted privacy for warming his hands 
over the cup and figuring out Lucille. 

Allen did not go. He blocked the way, 
his body settling without moving. НЕ. 
face darkened. Hiding the vacant gum, 
the small full mouth stopped smiling 
Easy victories did not please Allen. The 
glitter at his forehead was no longer wa- 
ter from combing: perspiration swelled 
in little droplets. “Just a sec, Shaper,” 
he said. “Way-tup. Not so fast, bo 

Dan watched this pensiveness with an. 
unreasoning flutter of panic in his stom- 
ach. le wan a Jong Sunday lor quarrel 

He didn’t like that part of 3 
hood; И was oo much ШЕ hi own med. 
dling relatives. The bland false faces 
that appeared abruptly at the several 
doors to the kitchen were Te had 
all been arranged, анд Allen's soler 
nity was another sham, part of the play, 

His trial, conducted along lines of 
strict democracy in the fine old man 
sion, was scheduled for that very alter- 
moon. Не bud the right to choose a de 
Tense attorney. On i 
could not serve — he regreucd, he had 
to bc judge but anyone else Dan 
wanted. In a demoera he Chap. 
ter as а whole would sit as jury. 

Dan looked at his brothers They 
watched without speaking. “ГИ defend 


тук,” Dan sid. 
"That's your prillege, of course.” Al 
len shrugged: "Privilege. But our pro- 


cedure is merely to pect you from 
younell, Dan, you should know that. 
Were all your brothers” 
not alr” 

We're а demeratic club. Maybe you 
want to be alone now to think things 
through?” The gap in his teeth abruptly 
disappeared and reappeared. The plump 
body leaned solicitously toward Dan. 
“You prolly hate lots to think over, 


Y 
“May E know what I'm accused of?" 
Allen smiled and touched his arm, 


our pre-law senior, has 
put the complaint in correct form. but T 
speak as man to man” He paused be. 
dare pronouncing the эшо, very 
careful. giving every syllable its value: 
“Arrogance. Lack of Brotherhood, In- 
sufficient Belongingness. Lone Wolfin. 
Any further questions? 

‘There were none. 

"The Chapter sat whispering away the 
morning, sing Dan rg quie 
alone in his room while he thought 
through the charge. To plead guilty 
would indicate an almost perfect humil- 
ity and might cam special forgiveness 
from the brothers. “Its the right kind 
of pride,” Billy Kay told him, "the kind 
the fellows would appreciate." Curled 
in a tight arch as he lay fully clothed on 
the unmade bed, Dan admitted his guilt 
to himself, felt it and telt punished, but 
did not know if he could admit it in the 

seriousness of a mock trial. He 
ше thinking of Lucille to make him 
sell strong. He needed strength to take 
Ter he бый not drew on he while de 
too’ was mysteriously not yet his. Stiif 
and pale, he imagined kissing her hair, 
her distant eyes, the full mouth which 
orce swelled under his teeth — but he 
was not yet sure of her. Perhaps he 
really did suffer under the wrong kind 
of pride. 


‘The first unfavorable impression made 
by Dan's neglecting to shave, shower, 


and dress in his best charcoal grays was 
dissipated by his pale, modest, 
tonsure as he heard the charge and the 
testimony. 

(ем: Alleged sarcastic attitude for 
cardiplaying, (1 don’t care, its a mat 
ter of taste, 1 don't have the money.) 

пм: after winning one 
рш © рїш por, without ging Rl 
Kay a return match. (1 had to study, and 
besides, he could never beat me with 
(hat weak backhand of is) 

raat: Persistent silence, hasty eating, 
and running to bis room alter meals 
(Yes, I like my room. How can 1 ex. 
Plain thot 1 feel les lonely with you all 
in the house, but still need. privacy?) 

st: On the day of the Greenville 
game, when the House chartered a bus 
so that all could go together... (Guilty, 
1 wanted to spend thet last Indian sum- 
mer Saturday with Lucille) 

Irem, йет, itm. 

Guilty, guilty, guilty. Dan assented to 
the judgement. But he liked them any- 
way, he did; he wanted them to like 
him. With a long dwelling together. 
couldn't the group come to understand? 

And now came his most serious symp- 
tom: Lucille. Weren't the college girls 
good enough? Didn't he know the tri- 
ditions of the Chapter — that ihe soror- 
ity across the hill counted on each of 
them? This year there were several ex- 


ча girls; he had no excuse. Couldn't he 
understand that using а townie was an 
insult to the honor of the club? 
'm not using her. Dan thought, grit- 

ting his teeth a he listened И 

Defense?" Allen inquired, 

What" 

“Defend yourself, boy.” 

Nothing to say.” 

“Were you listening?" 

Des 

‘The voice rose fiercely: “And you still 
don't have anything to say, boy? Listen. 
here now — you admit everything?" Then 
there was no need for the jury to vote. 
He denied nothing. Jost sentence him. 

Allen considered. i e bom leader, he 
knew how to impose his silences upon a 
group. Dan looked at the walls of the 
Tec and study room, finding comfort 

ven at th 


ment, remembering his year of helples 
loneliness before the Chapter took him 
їп. He could be grateful fo ish- 


ment which would cleanse 


They would not espel him 


He had 
paid for his room and meals, and it was 


inconvenient to refund the moy - io 
the practical reason. It would also be a. 
scandal. They needed his record as an 
honor student, The duties of leadership 
and the weight of decision lay heavily 

Als болен, Repat =‏ مد 
what would a senator do? How would‏ 
the director of a great corporation be-‏ 
have? Where lay Justice and Security?‏ 

Allen started suddenly as if waking 
from a dream, as И thinking: Mercy! 
Repentance, Forgiveness, Honest Re 
tom these words now fowed freely 
from his lips He made a brief but 
statemanlie appeal, The applause was 
spomtancous. Billy Kay led it. Allen 
modestly raised his hands for silence 

“Is it grecable to you, Dan?” he asked 
mildly. It Dan would submit to а litle 
further initiation, this would pur him 
hack in good standing, cement his place 
in brotherhood, give proof of sincerity. 

Having passed suecemfully through 
the initiation only а few months ago, 
Dan found this most generous — and yet 
he began to shiver. He could not under- 
stand his delayed anger and fright after 
such unexpected clemency, He managed. 
to reply yes, and to пой yes, and to 
stand to say, “Ves, thank you, brothers.“ 

"The ceremony was for that very eve- 
ning. Close the business, declare peace 
and harmony for the new week 

Allen paticd Вип reassuringly on the 
back and invited him up for a drink 
{rom his personal bottle. "Buck up, 
boy." he mid, "its not so bad. 1 don't 
even know what itll be тум. You 
know how busy I been with you? T 
haven't made my d'eision." 

They kept Dan in his room. Allen, 
very busy, bustling, arranging, and man- 
aging. popped his head through the 
doorway to say, "You OK? Don't you 
worry about a thing." It was a pleasure 
not to jitter through another dull Sun- 
day evening. Even in his Iquored de- 
tachment, Dan sensed something like 

(concluded on page 36) 


FOR EXPORT ONLY 


stateside cinema is spicy, too, 
but not for home consumption 


lash on the French 
ind Overdone 
"The Unite Soc, was scheduled 10 ger the Over. 
done vernon, while wer countries enjoyed с refreding 
Sigit ol tomes unadorned, or adorned only by a few thine: 
ones in he wrong places. This sagacious strategy we at 
tributed (f we may quote ourselves) lo "Gallic рекну 
“ыш now I appear har practical i nox ar сс ал 
Gulli commodity 
Were talking about a U. S Бит called The Ambasdor’s 
Daughter. Ic has а lo of high-ype Americans im the cast — 
Olivia de Havilland, John Forsythe, the fte Edward Arnold 
ала the plot concerns jelt with a senatorial investigation 
of Amerlein СА conduct in Pari. ICs [йү routine 
Hollywood product, except for one charming little scene 
photographed at the famed Parisian meter tne I 
уа and Forsythe are seated at a table therein, pl 
lui зай wating te lorum. The Show cats of 5 
father undistinguished hunk of terpichore performed by 
йез with fans This doesn't impress Forsythe much мт 


узт Morem, you'll recall, we did a 
fm, Ройс, етте, calling aen 
н о cera 


John Forsythe and Olivia de Havilland prepore for scene. 


28 


Below, scene from The Ambassador's Daughter os it is being shown to U. S. audiences; at right, the European version. 


the fans are lowered, ‘Then he — and the audience — gets a nice backs, if you like backs, but they can't pinchi for the 
long, close gander at what makes American Gs in Paris |. fae мий up Wont 
conduct themselves Ще American Са in Pari. Forsythe Thus, the producers of The Ambonador’s Daughter have 
bushes bit, Oliva twits him, and the scene в over, pulled a switch on the ш tion of [orci producer 
We say the audience gets a gander, but vell have o tlesmimg up im for Arner But no aer who 
amend that a litte. The French audiences who see this the che at there's no n clone 
American movie will enjoy the added spice, ай right, bot — rarebit on the menu: that hapless personage fs, usual, the 
the only condiment American fiingoers will get is the salt strongatomached Mr. US. Movickoer, The dirence be 
on the popcorn. This scene Ше the seminude sequences tweens the two versions i alight, but Poe, жа Нандин 
n Folic Bergère — tas been shot twice. In the venom Ihe аз ба another seen и лака 


US. will see, the idea of the bare breasted dancers will 
gotten across by mirror shots showing silky backs. They're 8 


PLAYBOY 


ALL 


AVE YoU A BETTER ANIMAL?” 
inquired a Columbia pm- 
ducer of a screenwriter via 


intérofice memo earlier this Ty (Came from Outer Space) Tt 


year. “They gave up gorillas from Beneath the Sea), The Thing (from | 


at Universal and created the 
А и Univeral and created the Another World). The Day (the Earth 


sen, and it gave horror pic. 
tures new life” 

‘The screenwriter, a good friend of the 
present chronicler, passed on the memo 
or my delectation, little realizing the 
shattering effect it was to have upon me. 
For, being a rabid monster enthusiast 
{rom way back being in fact, à rabid 
monster from way back), I was at once 
seized by nostalgia for the simple horror 
films of yore; the days of the common, or 
garden, monster that could be whip 
'p їп one's home laboratory or dis eh 
covered, alter а little shopping around, А "те гэлэн 
Ба рад пы к i Mori Мо 
Being of delicate temperament 
rather highly strung, 1 gr 
at this new evidence 
т 1821. The Byrom referred lo above is 
У 01 Sam Byron, who runs a filing station in 
Haren Y Deposit, New York. 

Ure and ‘silhouetted my 


y 
another heavy-handed satire ву 2 RUSSELL 


PUT THEM 


TOGETHER 


significance o 
ГЭХЭЭС 
lovi. A eee нм по prea И 
lowship. A m was in progress 

¡lo "remember something abou 

пу Weissmuller being inaugurat 
President of the United States), but it 
жаз soon over and the maim attraction 
smote the screen with an annihilating 
blast of neo-Stravinsky. The title was: 


THE 


And the subtitle: 
My pulse quickened and my fingers 
Aaw at dle popoom na N 


руы енсе 4 
words were spoken by a young 
tal th хүйс ык ra pi 
and a facinating network of yremepuint 
liner on his lace. These told me he was 
Elderly and leni weight to his next ut 
anc: "Never do y endre medial 
гет have Т encountered anything те 
mena like it 

"The camera pulled away ta reveal the 
body of а карика Цара майы, 
horizontal on a white ab. 1 was keenly 
disappointed to see her dead, for she had 
teat unusually active in the newspaper 


entwinet im horror‏ طضتی 
around the H of THE, baring ber thighs‏ 
and eyeballs with equal vigor. and di‏ 

playing a healthy supply ol pealy 
molam. However, I was 100 excited 10 
Lye uh how 

A gentleman with. progmathous. jaws 
and a belligerent wanner sked, “What 
the cause of death. Doo” 

"The Doctor scratched. his head. got à 
Anger af, white shoe polish, and 
replied softly, "Severe nausea, Licuten. 
ant" 

“Brought on by what?” S 

"The Doctors silence and tightlipped: 
headshake were eloquent. Eloquent ог 
not, thou 1 line and, by Gad- 
Trey, he was going to say it; "I. .- don't 

knw be ыш. And added, “That 
more in your department, 
police rather thar 

Jt was the 1 
ШАН 1 
forth, shoving his hinds à 


“Хүрэл thia? 1 don't want no Federal 

men тшмш in от my precinct.” 

„Dr. Bradsone, explained the melio 
поп, ^is 


Y, 
strange unearthlysype globs. “Goo,” he 
ssi, solemnly. 
“Хий here. the Stravinsky got more neo 
than ever. 

E chewed my popcorn. furiously and 


sole a glance ар Marilyn Monroe. She 
‘winked “with, айдай s Gabel x 
Soleranly, and winked backs ийиш Mi 
er had materialized in the seat neat to 
her, but I snapped my fingers at bini and, 
Taughed recklessly. 

‘On the screen, one scene was rcli 
into another with headswimming speeds £ lll. 
Starlets of diverse dimensions were е д 
seen going about such workadey рибно 
suits as cooking. gardening, заеми Û 
Thinestones into their navch, etc. wi 
such a remarkable degree ol studicd шү” 
concern that 1 knew their doo 
хака" And = sure 


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PLAYBOY 


BY LESLEY CONGER 


HOSPITALITY дах 


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the goose and gander gambit, eskimo style 


тик саклхуаг мизтакк Copley made was 
to tll his Eskimo story in front of Evan 
ngton. 

‘OF cours, he had always told it every 
where without discrimination (and. al 
ways with a sharp сус on his discomfted 
vile), and it must have seemed even 
с Пайн, than ever to tell it at this 
er party at Copley’s London home. 
For Barrington, the guest of honor, was 
leaving the next morning for some re 
шок point inside the Arctic Circle 

He was one of 
bts who often turned up married 
tly fine and decent women — 
n than not. Lucy was a small, 
finely‘turned ereature, the kind that 
Seems plain and undistinguished ший 
ош perceive that inner light glowing 
اش‎ е demure windows of die гус 
then you realize that women like Lucy 
Copley are really quite beautiful. It i 
impossible to understand why such wom- 
en marry men Ще John Copley. 

He spent a great part of his time tor 
menting her. 

He new 1 ink, that he den 
nothing one-half so good as Lucy: an 
this knowlege was à unpleasant а hair 
shirt for his cgo that he had to — he was 
forced to— prove that he could treat her 
as he pleased and she would still be his 
This he did by talking incessantly ol 
other women, women he had known. 
women he still knew, women he would 
undoubtedly know in the future. Copley 
жак, furthermore, a air raconteur, His 
repertoire of anecdotes. to give the devil 
his duc; had elements of wry humor and 
showed a knack for the surprising twist 
which would have redeemed them had it 
not been for the cruel une to which they 


Copley was a hoor. 
p 


were put 
Why La after so much ol 
1 do not know: but he was her husband 


ıd she still did care, though she had 
зей 10 control herselt хо that you 
only a faint blanching, a 
ibited biting of the lip, and 
lifting into relief of the little tendons 
оп the backs of her hands. 

Barrington, their guest, was one of 
those rich men who аге bored by money 
but aho bored by the usual ways of 
spending it. He had strayed into Arc 
researches, an admirable way of getting 

d of money. Out of this had come a 
few exccllo 


than he, Copley might embroider, but. 
he would never lie. He had been up in. 
Eskimo country; he had stayed with Es 
Kimo families and lived off what the 
land, the sea, and the trader could sup- 
ply. The truth of his story came out in 
ts wealth of detail — smells and tastes 
d, a 
word or two of an Eskimo dialect; and 
it was further substantiated this time 
by the nodding credence of the Arctic өс 


pert Вант, Ви Barrington’ cred- 
Ence was, T let. marred by à Бин dis 
аме he had the look of a тың who 


п polite dinner company has bitten into 
something he docs not like, but must 
carefully chew it and get it down 
“There was nothing unusual im Cop- 
сүх Eskimo story. А number of white 
men have told substantially the same tale 
of the ultimate in exotic hospitality, and 
one ar ко, like Copley, were doble 
telling the truth. Copley, moreover, 
but located bis Eskimos on a map: he 
named names and identihed the band 
he had visited so clearly that Barrington 
murmured his recognition. Unhurry: 
ingly, Copley led his audience up to the 
sen and genuinely msi cimas of 
е story, wi young Eskimo 
hod шушнайаМу offered hum thc use 
94 his wife for the duration of his visit: 
he described his own embarrassment, 
‚nude more acute by the fact that he had 
mistaken a rather ugly female visitor 
for ie wile in question: e lingered 
over his desperate delaying tactics; and 
he detailed his exquisite тей when 
rell with a gleaming 
pretty face. Сор 
inned at us at this point, a boyish 
hat was a pleasant litle shock in 
his rather beely countenance, or would 
have been if 1 had not seen a flicking 
lance he threw at Lucy, like the stinging 
tip of a whip. “They aren't ай the shape 
of those parkas” he said. And then, ШС 
ing the usual unspoken question, he 
went on with onc of the vulgar touches 
that always betrayed him, "Well, when 
in Nome” he said. leaving it un 
finished. "Ol course, that was à few 
Кар aso, before E married Tuo" he 
added. But instead of implying that 
therefore it should s 
aged to make it 
other, 


wile presented 
smik 


ley 


every once in a 
while as the evening progresed, a 


Mroughrful expression would seule over 
him Ще am obscuring cloud, а 
would be watching her ag 
When Barrington got hack по 
Arctic trip he rang me up. Alter the 
иша exchange of questions he asked me, 
somewhat curiously, how the Copleys 
“Fine,” 1 said, “Just the same. Не 
үй telle chat obio Fimo wi 
Tending story of his and she still takes 
it smiling. 1 think Tee heard it à halt 
dozen times since you left? Ва 
grunte Anto the phone, was abot to 
Suggest dining together when 1 remen 
hered "Matter of fact I'm going to 
dinner at the Copleys toni 
ruefully. "so 1 suppose ГҮ! be hearing it 


inner 2207 
and he laughed in а peculiar way. "Wel 
ТИ sce you around. T 
gione went ший and Lucy хэ 
her usual ше quii agonized sll 
Copley edt even gout Bound toe 
Eso story (here мав а new couple 
there to vcl t v) when the doorbell 
rose my mind 

: ington, and | won 
dered that he could be so gauche as t6 
interrupt the dinner when E had speci 
Sally mentioned 1 ю him 

Зєв Copy i humana 
action manner, sprang te answer the 
door, cursing the Моке в of the maid, 
we ll heard his voice booming hospi 
Sy in the hallway 

"Upik! Great heavens. man, Та hardly 
have Fecognized you Come in, come int” 

Beaming. he drew as viitor imo the 
arcing deor of the ing om з 
ung, smooth faced, browu sinned le 
Б за мин, with considerable flair a 
эй of grey annel 

cd as onc of Evan 


id what 1 recog: 
дон nec 


p 
danning. Behind 


suitcase, standing in the middle of. the 
hall. 
Copley, nodding vigorous assent, was 


still smiling сагаосаг when Lucy stood 
up and crossed to them, extending her 
hand. Her glance flicked acros her 
husband's face like the tip of а whip, 
then settled lingeringly on Upik as she 
said, "ve heard so much about you: 
Tm Mrs. Copley, John’s wife” She 
smiled. "You пш you simply onust 
make yourself at hom 


"Everything is getting so commercialized these days!" 


KING'S CORD 


attire 


a royal fabric, corduroy, 
comes back big on campus 


To ne catro “shot” on a college campus 
is a тше compliment indeed, “Tramo 
lued rom the ye, the expresion 
теми that the fellow on whom it i 
Tung в darıned well гене. He is no 
bret dressed, he is not gaudily dremea. 
he ls not too conservatively dressed He 
i simply — “shoe 

(Sometimes, if the Budding academi- 
cian а impeccably емей, al moppen 
же pulled and the guy labeled ven 
Shoe" This is se good as being called 
Mes кешу but is not pearly so cas} 
weine by) 

True, thre are stopover paints along 
the path to shoedom. Thé man who 
huiles around dad entirely im black 

(concluded он page 90) 


Deserving close study is the young 
blade in the compus shop being fitted 
in the cord suit—o richly rugged wide 
wole (about six ribs to the inch) with а 
naturel, slimline cut to it, three button 
jacket with leather welt edging oround 
the pockets and rousingly lined in color- 
ful rep silk. Around $45. Colors in- 
dude ton, brown, grey and green. 
А fine cccompaniment to crew neck 
sweaters or tweed sport jackets ore the 
corduroy slocks: comfortable, cosuol 
and very correct, with or without leather 
rim orcund the pockets and c leather 
bock-buckle strop. No pleats in front. 
Slocks, around $15. Colors include tan, 
block, gray, beige, while or faded blue. 
The smollshope cord cop with the 
leotherarimmed peok ond back buckle 
© possel of colors ond 

resting stripes, around $4. 
One of the best investments we know is 
the corduray vest, which turns in с nest 
job of adding both verve and versa 
fo the compus wardrobe, Around $10. 


ES 


PLAYBOY 


Right Kind of Pride 


gratitude to him for the sin which they 
could all celebrate together. 

There was a conference downstairs, 
but judging by the way his good friend. 
All in and running out, 
ik tooth and smiling his 
understood that the deci- 
ns were executive ones. Allen would 
take the responsibility. Well, that was 
all right. Allen was his friend, his good 
brother, President of the Chapter, 

п your pajamas” — and Allen 
ducked out Dan got undressed while 
Billy Kay watched him. Billy, plamp 
and friendly, and a bottle, friendly and. 
plump, had been delegated to keep Dan. 
company. Allen didnt want him to 
worry. Billy watched curiously while he 
undressed amd dressed in the dullest, 
brown 


it just ten more minutes, fella," 
—and Allen disappeared. Dan could 
He folded the top inside and 


He could take anything. He was ready 


“Is the brother all set?” 

“Yes, Allen.” 

“OK, :" He looked stern 
Billy, tennaten. Schronize 


jour watch. Bring him down to the rec 
hall at ezzackly ten одаг апа the 
door slammed to. Allen was a preparing. 
стоп tonight Ан automobile pulled 
into the driveway and there was bubhub. 
downstairs. Dan found it odd that, 
last time, Allen had not spoken to him. 
Bring him down. It was as if he were an 
object or an animal, 

"Lets go.” 

Barefooted, tipsy, cool and sure with 
in, Dan moved under Billy's command. 
He followed obediently down the саг 
peted stairways — the tufted wool pleas 
ant on his bare toes — across the lino- 
leum of the kitchen — slippery and cold 
it was — and into the basement from the 
back кау, As instructed, Billy led him. 
into Ше laundry mom. 

A large unshaded bulb filled the place 
with lighe sink, soap. pails, brick, a 
heap of old tentis shoes in the corner. 
Lounging and easy with himself, his 
healthy chops pink with smiling, Allen 
waited to greet him. He put out his 
hand, then said to Billy, “ОК, you go 
in now. Go on. ГЇ explain it to the 
brother." Billy started through the door. 
Шеп put a hand on his arm, siying, 
Thank you, Billy,” making it personal, 
making it something done for Allen, 

Alone with Dan, Allen went on nod. 
ding and smiling. It was his way of 
showing that nothing worried him. 
Others were always filling up empty 
spaces; Allen Turner did not need t 
talk. Naked under flimsy pajamas, Dan 
found it difficult to meet the eyes of this 
fully dressed man. He needed а belt. He 
wanted shoes, Finally Allen spoke: 
“Don't you worry now, boy." 

та not,” Dan sid. 
t's nothing much. I 


form 


all right. I'm ready.” 


(continued from page 26) 


“Here, boy, put away a bit of my bot- 
gu 


Dan took it. He had never drunk so 
much in one day. It was generous of hi 

pal. Allen 

miled, Vien steadied hint, back- 
against the automatic washer 
“Now listen.” he began. Dan barely un- 
derstood. 

He listened to Allen with a beautiful 
smile. The fellows were all swell. The 
were a swell bunch of fellows 1t woul 
all be over soon. Dan was happy in his 
new brotherhood. Allen approved of hin 

But just for the form, like he said, 

to make sure, just not to back out 
now, they wanted him to pass one more 
litle initiation rite. It was nothing seri 
ous. He had nothing to fear И his loy. 
alty was perfect. "Take ой the pajamas.” 

Dan stripped, shivering in the 
cement dampness of the laundry room. 
He stood naked before Allen, sobering 
айу, pulling his wrists together in 
ron. 

“Stand up like a man.” 

Dan wied to pull his shoulders 
straight, as in ROTE drill. 

“You're among your sworn brothers. 
Don't look so damn chicken." 

Dan fixed his teeth to stop the chat 
tering. Не was alone with Allen, but 
secure among his brothers Over soon. 
He was not frightened, but being wi 
out clothes in the cold basement, with 
everyone else dressed, obscurely troubled 
him. He had dreamt of times like this, 
and never believed the dreams. 

From the rec room, through the door, 
Dan heard the ari 
"They all were waiting for him. The rec 
Eg 
aloalroh, with many guitars and a sickly 
jogging урт. Allen explained. talk 
так rapidly while. around Dan's mide, 
he tied an Indian headdress, part of the 
Chapters stock of souvenirs. 

"The feathers behind and the front 
barenaked The feathers tickled the 
back of his legs They hung and scratched. 
at his flanks as he moved. "Now you po 
ош there and do а hoola dance for the 
boys” Allen said. 

КОЯ 

Allen nodded encouragingly 

"Like this?” But these feathers — I'm 
naked — l'm worse than . . . The still 
working of his mouth meant protest; his 
voice = joining the group — already — 
did по work for him and he could not 


hoola-hoola  koorchie-kootchie, 
thats all. Now you just wait here a 


“Listen here, c'trol yourself, boy, ГП. 
so up front and call you when мете 
тоду. OK?” 

Dan nodded his head yes. 

Alone again, he wished that Allen had 
remained until it was time, He needed 
to talk. He tried moving the way he had 
10, and the prickly feathers tickled him. 


He knew that he could not hide hielt 
with his hands or the fellows would hoot 
and complain. He had te throw himself 
into the joke. АЙ right, he would show 
them. He knew them!” He knew hin“ 
self! He punished himself for his own 
failures, frst of all for his awful loneli- 
nes last year, by offering this tribute to 
belonging before he took his stand on 
the ouside, For subbornnes, Tor pun. 

ng pride, for perverse justification of 
эл ما‎ he would conform 
now in order to stand afterward more 
firmly apart 

Brother Dan! Hey, Brother Dant" I 
мак Billy Kay's voice 

Dan emerged, blinking, into the rec 
hall The ping pong table had been di 
mantled. ‘They bunt into applause and 
cheers: Һе штей to let them scc the 
fester and fed them up behind and 
they shouted and clapped their hands 
Someone штей up the music. He was 
suddenly very drunk and victorious 

Daneel Dance nowt” 

He began slowly undulating. keepin 
ГЭЭХ ari do GR 
them what the both in 
tontemipt for the 
over his own feelings. He held to this 
sense, dancing furiously, even bumping 
and grinding to their eer пр the 
stiff Feathers and letting them tly. Alosh- 
ho, aloahoh, sliding and moving, Now, 
still dancing, he turned. 

Many of the faces were not watching 
him. Odd. He danced, but they were 
raned around, staring at the door. AL 
len had come in through the front door 
оГ the long room. He was standing with 
Someone. She had a round, astonished, 
terre face, and her eyes were fixed 
On him with an expression so strange, 
зо fixed, and finally s0 cold even in her 
fright, that for a moment he 
recognize Lucille. 


of his rush through the audience while 
the music screeched and whined, Dan 
felt completely clothed, not at all naked, 
winged and feathered by rage as he 
Mew toward Lucille. Не did not touch 
her, however. He fell on Allen, flailing, 
punching, kicking, working deliberately 
toward Allen's bad teeth, and it (ook 
Billy Kay and two others to pull him 
ой. 

Looking at Allen's aggrieved face, 
white and stiff in the unexpected, not 
having counted on this, the mouth al- 
ready puffing and swelling, Dan Shaper 
felt that he had come a long way toward 
his education. You have to make your 
они terms, he decided, even for fellow 
ship. Lucille had slipped out alone. The 
girl could not now be Lucille; having 
committed herself to his disgrace, even 
by mistake, she should have stayed with. 
him until the end; but after this 
ing, with the next girl, Dan 
thing else would be different 

And Allen's lip would мау broken for 
awhile. 


“Aha! The moment of truth!" 


3 


PLAYBOY 


a tipsy treatise. on the sudden rise of vodka 


V... according to the ads will leave 
you breathless. This pitch makes а par- 
ticular appeal to those executives who 
Sometime return to the ofice right after 
m important. busines lundi vi a 
breath trong enough to carey bright 
"The advertising claim is indeed correct. 
Vodka will leave you breathes. 

Teil sho, you drink enough of it, 
leave you Specchle and тойон. 

Verla i a drink for people who ie 
lis Hen, ect лю to рор 
шог 
Фо get high, but an appalling penc 
Wu ep ge ee 
SE booze In fact, many Americans ас 
they ые ge 

Vals i simply pure gin поща! 

manner as‏ سر 
gin, however, is redistilled‏ 
т berries to give it its char.‏ 
vodka is‏ 
Gro deme rene ch‏ 

vor as posible. The eret o 
vodka seems to be not in the original 
distillation but in the charcoal. less 
Which occum afterward. The kind of 
Wood ram which фе charcoal was 
made, such as hickory, oak or cherry, 
determines the tone and clarity ot the 
final product. Some distillers filter their 
vodka through as many as nine different 
columns of charcoal 

Fortunately, while America’s vodka 
appetite hay vaulted higher and higher, 
the sales of gin haven't dropped at all 
хаш ч rue 
{шаре in 1083 about two milion Вай 
lone over. 1954. Apparently there are 
still a sufficient number of drinkers who 
vint their Martini to tae of hones 
juniper juice and who know that a Tom 
lins vas originally drink made with 
English ОМ Т n and no other sub- 
vite. 

PLAYBOY, frankly, loves the manaized 
Bevor of strong water (as any tac bon 


By Thomas Marlo playboy's food & drink editor 


tivant should) but as an uptothemin- 
ис handbook [or the urban male, we 

ave a duty to perform: namely, to pass 
along a fev pron how to make vodka 
= that tasteless tipple — tasty 

Actually, like any other food or drink 
that passes over the back of the tongue, 
vodka isn't completely tasteless. If, for 
testing purposes, you were to sip in suc- 
‘esion three or four prominent brands 
ol American vodka at room tempera- 


vodka virtuoso, needless to say, doen't 
permit even this fraction of a sensation 
to affect his taste buda. 

In Finnish restaurants. for instance, 
опе drinks vodka straight, ss an aperti 
When the Finnish bartender reaches for 
the vodka, he brings out a bottle robed 
in a thick blanket of ice. The ice was 
formed by placing the bottle of vodka in 
а сап of water, freezing the water and 
then removing the can. The Finn pours 
the biting cold vodka into glasses which 
have been preiced The extreme cold 
helps to nip any residual favor which 
might have remained in the liquor: The 
drink is taken bottoms up. While the 
Finn is swallowing the vodka with onc 
hand, his other hand is reaching for a 
plate ol plump herring filets, bright 
with oil. Then, if by accident а slight 
wisp of alcoholic favor lingers in his 
mouth, its at once obliterated by the 
intense favor of the herring. The cor 
eet Finn repeats the мер two more 
times. After the second draft of vodka, 
be may cat some thinly sliced smoked 
salmon, After the third, he may munch 
a slice of hot sausage on rye bread. Then 
slowly the quiet Finn begins to feel the 
presence of the Northern Lights rising 
Ín the sky and his taciturn nature turns 


brands of vodka on sale in American 


liquor stores. When you buy a boule of 
vodka, the salesman will ask you if you 
want &0 proof ог 100 proof. These are 
the main categories, but there am a 
бын ol леда Кош ес Tow 
and high powered models. Nikofl brand 
хой в boled аг 90 proof on the 
theory that а average streng 
vodka will provide an ай paros igor 
ht or mixed versions. 
Emperor Wolliound vodka man, 
‘ufactured in England is put up at 91.5 
proof. Kord. also imported, is 100 proof. 
The most potent domestic vodka is Сака: 
icr brand. а hefty 108 proof specimen. 

For those who like vodka but still 
Тан some, semblance, of favor, here 
are leon flavored and peppermint fa- 
Мон vodkas although {hey are small 
stars in the constellation. Perhaps Ше 
тон distinctive of all flavored vodkas is 
the imported Zubrovka from Crecho- 
slavakia. 16 flavor is developed by steep 
ing vodka in Bufalo gras which is 
grown only in Poland. In each battle of 
Zubrovka there is a blade of Buffalo 
grass, 

Even a colored vodka has now entered 
the tourney. Golden Yar vodka origi: 
nally made in Holland but now distilled 
in this country is bottled at 86 proof. 

Between the imported and domestic 
varieties of vodka there are no carth- 
shaking diflerences, A special c 
however, should he given to the Finland. 
House vodka bottled and shipped by the 
Republic of Finland, Ics dry and silky 
smooth, with a stunning 1018 proof. For 
cold straight pre-dinner drinking, it 
vides the most happy kind of exh 
tion, 
fodka drinks fall into several main 
categories, First of all, there are the 
drinks in which vodka takes the place 
‘of gin, whiskey or other liquor. For 
those drinkers who may dislike die Па 

(concluded on page 80) 


THE POTENT PARVENU 


PLAYEOY 


Mo 205 * Pilgrim mesis members of the Dortmouth foculty ct а но held in 
ien by the lovely pinup с ‘ond Jone 


JANET’S DATE AT DARTMOUTH 
zi an ivy weekend with 


playboy's office playmate 


PHOTOGRAPHS BY NIKE SHEA 


Student Leonard Clark won a dote with Jaret by entering o cartoon cf himself 


picking petals from o daisy in the "Г want Janet Pilgrim for my Playmate” contest 
sponsored by the school paper. At right, he proudly escorts Miss Pilgrim to dinner 
in Thayer Hell, well aware cf the envious eyes of several hundred Dortmouth men. 


WHAT HAPPENS to an attractive young of 
fice girl when she suddenly becomes a 
favorite pin-up of several hundred thou. 


sand meh across the country? 
Janet Pilgrim, our subscription mana 
ger, found out soon after her Playmate 


ppearances in the July and December 
Issues of PLAYBOY last year. There were 
а number of profesional modeling of- 
Ters, two TV proposals and a chance at a 
Broadway show, but these were easy to 
turn down because Janet likes her job 
at praynov. More dificult to decline 
were the dozens of invitations from col 
lege men across the country to various 
dances, hops, balls, carnivals, beer busts 
and other assorted formal and informal 
student functions. Janet couldn't accept 


them all, so one school was selected to 


Dartmouth College, in Hanover, New 
Hampshire, is one of the oldest colleges 
їп the country. steeped in tradition, with 
а history dating back to prerevoluti 

ary days. It is the winter sports с 

of the Ivy for its annual 
Winter С as back- 
ground for Budd Schulberg's novel, The 
Disenchanted. When this stately institu. 
tion requested permission to build 

campus show around a PLAYBOY theme, 
we were flattered and, in granting the 
request, waggishly inquired М Janet Pil 
grim might not be valuable as a super 
Visor of the proceedings. The Dart 
mouth men called our Май and re 


Jonet autographs Playmate pictures of 


herself ot one of the dorms ond greets stu- 
dents over college radio station ۵ 


41 


Janet lectures fo a packed house in what is supposed to be English 96. She ex- 
plained what it в like to supervise the subscription department of the nation's 
most popular urban men’s magazine and almost every word met with cheers. 


Janet is the center of а press conference in the offices of The Dartmouth, the 
oldest college newspaper in America; she had to stand on a chair so that she could 
be seen during 


During lunch at the freshman dining hall, с PLAYBOY reader presents Miss Pilgrim 
with the top half of a pair of his pajamas; a picture story In the magazine hod 
mentioned that Janet buys men’s PJs and wears the tops as shorfie nightgowns. 


sponded with a ringing Yes! 
With a movie star oF Broadway celeb. 

rity, this cagernes might have been ex 

pected, but when such campus commo. 

Чоп was caused by ihe 

arrival of a Chicago office 


1, thle was 
Y beue 
ning a photogra 
per sad correspondent" day vh 
Beyo glout ibe Үр. 

Te had been decided in Hanover tha 
Janet should have a udent cc. 10 
the college paper, The Dartmouth, гал 
an “1 Would Like Janet Pirin For My 
Playmate Because" contest Leonard | 
Clark, president ofthe otal chapter di 
Beta Thea Pi, won the hon ty 
completing the sentence in 25 hile 
or less but by pining a Cole pr 
ture of Мише Pluckirg the реди foo 
adany. ‘The simple Capon. "Pilgrim 

Decne 

janet arrived early Friday and was 
escorted fst ta а press conference inthe 
tices ofthe schod paper, where a corps 
Of some 8) “comentosdeno: hed хэй 
red. They asked about her job. Yet, 
he really wes зүрх manager of 
the magazine. Had she ever done an} 
шеш todeling Бейге Geni 
X Playmate? No, shed neuer been inte 
сле Did тат rae her elar when 
She апей becoming famous? She 
Ced à rese Dal ony beca het zu 
деке чу берч r 
Ei working for ker when she posod Jr 
E кириуи цг ead tee илт 
SE Genel i he dE. TUE 
нает that The Dorint aa lien 


the front page all week, and now they 
‘wanted a photograph of her being kissed 
фу her dale. She obliged. 
TT 
% was scheduled 
one, with a gallery im Addition 
Чили main floor, but fr some ч 
on it was completely filled. 

tor, Severn DuVall, stepped forward 
miss the cla because the sched 
Шей lecturer was il, but changed his 
mind and imvoduced Janet asa Къси. 
lecturer instead. She alked about the 
operation of her subeription depart. 
mient =a dry topic, one might think 
Almost everything she said. was greeted 
with wild cheers: when she confessed she 
фай never quite "made" college, the 
walls shook "with laughter. Insructor 
Duval! remarked that Pruleser Robin 
son was certainly going to be sorry he 
mined chu 

‘On Friday afternoon a brief rehearsal 
of the variety show was held and that 
evening Janet and her escort ate in 


Thayer Hall, the freshman dining room. 
Janet was practically mobbed when she 
entered s cheered and stood оп 


their c 
sented 
his pajamas (a PLAvnoy article оп Janet 
had mentioned she likes to wear men's 
Р] tops to bed). After dinner, she w 

guest of honor at a meeting of a senior 
Secret society, The Casque and Gauntlet, 


a better view. One pre 
а gift: the top half of 


the UP wire service. 

The next morning, Len Clark took 
Janet shopping and bought her one of 
ihe ankle length green-and-white scarves 
Dartmouth men traditionally give their 
dates. Lunch followed. then a session 

vate autographing, more rehear- 
ول‎ faculty tea at which Janet 
met faculty members, their wives and 
the Dean, 

‘Alter а quick cocktail and dinner, she 
dressed for the variety show, appropri 
ately titled The Playboy Playbill. Janet 

reduced and thunderous pande 
She apologized for not 
or dance and doubted 
to watch her 
v subscriptions on the 


said she had brought along 
Jokes subn 

however 
Tor 


by Dar 


audience 
would read some of 
Clark then hustled her 
he returned to clown with 


Ч her ю М 


them. 
vof st 
the show's m. 
п who looks 


Leonard Clerk and Janet Pilgrim pose for student photographers after the press 
interview in The Dartmouth offices; they requested thot Len kiss his date, he did, 
somewhat boshfully; ond then Janet removed the lipstick while the boy beamed. 


Playmate Pilgrim meets a fraternity mascot and discusses her part in the Saturday 
night variety show. Some of the students hod expected a mannered but indifferent 
young miss ond they found, instead, that Janet was both cooperative and chorming. 


Lon and Janet have a few moments alone in the dressing room during The Ployboy Playbill, Dart- 
mouth’s variety show. Below, left: they watch performance from backstage. Janet was incorporated 
into several of the skits, appeared with the m.c., two mogicions, а mechanical mon and on elephant. 


ме Fred Allen), help two magicians 
heir act and be serenaded while 
o. For the fal 
elephant pulled а Dartmouth banner 
from her sweater, she produced another, 
d they both waved them while the 
fand played а campus favorite, Dart 
outs im Town Арат. 
AS the weekend came to a close, the 
Dean remarked that he had never met 
m the outside" who had com 
Jf more creditably or better 
Tepresented her organization. than our 
Ki Jana Ie vas mih mean in 
hrs progres; one that Janet and 
a lot of gus will never 


STREBEN:‏ لآ 


Above, against a background of PLAYBOY covers, an ele 
phon! pulls а Dartmouth pennant from Janet's sweater, 
Jonet produces another, ond they both wave them in 

/s finale; below, Len and Janet dance at o tri- 
fraternity party given с! the Sigma Chi house offer show. 


PLAYBOY'S PARTY JOKES 


The young man was determined to win. 
his girl that evening, 

“have Tove you more than you wil 
ever know." he sai 

“So | was right.” she exclaimed, slag 
рїп him across the face, "You did take 
advantage of me las Saturday night 
when I was don! 


Be 


The husband wired home that he had 
been able to wind up his business trip a 
day cary and would be home on Thure 
day. When he walked into his apart- 
ment, however, he found his wife in bed 
with another man. Furious, be picked 
ир his bag and stormed out; he met his 
‘mother inlaw on the street, told her what 
had happened and announced that he 
жаз filing suit for divorce in the morning. 

“Give my daughter а chance to ex 
plain before you take any action,” the 
older woman pleaded. Reluctantly, he 
agreed. 

‘An hour later, his _motherindaw 
phoned the husband at his club. 

"I knew my daughter would have an 
explanation,” she said, a note of triumph 
in her voice. “She didn’t receive your 
telegram” 


He did not drink, or smoke, or swear, 
His morals were not bad; 

Nor did he live a century — 

Не only felt he had. 


discussion on matters so delicate, but he 
recognized a father's duty and so, that 


evening after dinner, he summoned his 
son to his study. 
"Er... ahem . . . Reginald,” he be- 
n neal. © “Lady Cribblesfram and 1 
dh ¿cel it is ime you and 1 Лай a 
mantoman talk on the subject Г. 
uh... the birds and bees.” 


“Yes, pater,” said Reginald brightly 

“Son. do you remember our trip to 
тый Lat summer?" 

“Үе, ir" 

“And do you remember our visit to 
the Folies Hergére?” 
“Nou ll ien. ран ber 
"You will then, perhaps, rememl 
cour drinking with the wo lovely Тайна 
from the Folies?” 

71 do, indeed, pater." 

And afterward 


ıu remember our 


taking them to our hotel and what we 
did 
"Yes, si 


WEIL, von/ said Lord Cribblesfram, 
wiping the perspiration from his brow, 
Л; very mich like that with the birds 
and bees, too." 


ve good news for yon" sid the 
chiari. "You're а well man. Te wont 
фе necesary lor yon to continue the 


analysis any lor 

"Hoy омей, doctor: id the pa- 
чем. "Em so very pleased. I wish there 
were something special 1 could do for 
you in return 

"Oh, that’s not necessary. You've paid 
your bill and that’s ай that’s expected.” 

“ин really, doctor, Im so dated 1 
could kiss youl" 

"No. dont do that. Actually, we 
shouldn't even. be Tying here on the 
‘ouch together 


One of the airlines recently introduced 
a special half are rate for wives accom: 
ber husbands on business trips 
i some valuable testimonials, 
the publicity department of the airline 
Seat out letters to all the wives of busi 
nesmen who used the special rates, ask- 
ing how they enjoyed their tps а 
mses arc still pouring in asking, 
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AMBIENTE LAND 


the italian riviera: a 200-mile chunk of technicolor 


АЛА of to tnie weoi 

"ome or Florence what jaded 
went wouldn't relish a respite on th Тай 
Tim Riviera а 200 ийе chunk of Tech- 
nicolor landandseaseape sprawled ом 
near the top of the bot 

What's sd special? Well, in addition 
to а tring of sulptived coves and inlets, 
lise groves, sleepy shing towns and 
тосу, rugged shoreline, е alian 
stretch of йе Mediterranean shore boasts 
٩ precious house “specialty known 
aliene, due аорта ros 
mosphere” Talis are always sgh 
and sging about whenever theyre In 
Jene, which isa good 789; of the ûme. 


Ambiente comes in abandoned pro 
fusion along the Riviera. Which is сег 
tainly one reason why the train running 
commuter husbands from stuffy offices in 
Genoa, Milan and Turin to wives and 
mistresses reclining at resorts along this 
splendid coast is known as ће Cornuti. 
ог Cuckolds Special. Fortunately, the 
same Cornuti also carries flocks of mag: 
nificent Italian womanhood anxious to 
long the beach at Paraggi in 
Bikinis that might weigh all of two 
ounces soaking wet But we're getting 
ahead of ourselves. 

"We usually head for the Italian 
Riviera from Paris because we like 10 


by Patrick Chase playboy’s travel editor 


cat in Provence on the way south, then 
blow off steam at Nice and Cannes on 
the French side of things. But we keep 
going afterwards, along the Corniche 
Toad cut into sandstone cliffs just а few 
yards above the heaving, cobalt Mediter: 
тапсап, And we don't stop again until 
we see the sage green uniforms of the 
customs men at the Italian frontier 
From then on we amble, stopping 
wherever fancy seizes us. And fancy. 
bless her heart, grips pretty often and 
damned hard, starting right at Ventimi 
lía. the border town, The place is wal 
lowing in the fragrance of the local 
(continued on page 82) 


52 


THE HOODWINKED HUSBAND 
Ribald Classic 


a newly translated story from the 


Novellino of Masuccio Salernitano 


“We sl 


Блин атом Mono, a Venetian se 
faring gentleman of great vigor am 
good looks, was walking with a friend 
along a canal when he saw a woman so 
beautiful, so sensuous, so altogether de- 
ble, that he turned to his companion 
1 must have her!” 
shame, Antonio,” replied his 
That wench is the wi 
of your own sailors, Marco de Cursola 
“Indeed? . . . No matter. 1 must have 
her. Twill have her. 


stupid. 
“He adores her 
"So do 1." 


1 say you will not have her” 

1 ay wi" Antonio smiled at the 
Will you wager" 

Тыш” 


Ш both enjoy her,” said Antonio 


You are that certain?" 

What will you wager?” 

“The price of a fine dinner, Saturday 
next, for you and I and all oor iriends = 
ж the best inn оп dhe canal." 

Хо тоге" 

“No more. I'm not.” Antonio smiled, 
"that certain!” 


here was ап old woman Antonio 
knew, a go-berween he had often used 
to carry messages of pasion to lovely 
ladies She was cunning, efficient. and 
entirely discreet — providing she was 
[rid enough. Antonio was not wealth, 
ut what money he had he scraped to. 
ether. "Go to Marco de Cursola wile, 
told the old cone. “Tell her the 
Матко captain who smiled at er on 
the canal today is afame with love, con- 
sumed with desire . . you know the sort 
thing.” The old woman nodded, 
smiling toothlesy. “Then tell her he 
Knows a way to take pleasure with her 


without any danger from her husband. 
Ask her Lo give you her answer: a 
straight yes or no, without coquetry. Do 
you understand?” The old woman 
modded. "That is al." She did not leave. 
“Ab, yes” said Antonio, putting a half 
спра bag of gold into her hand, "You 
wall get the other half when you renum 
With che answer.” The old woman 
turned to go. "But only," warmed An. 
tonio, “И dhe answer ls yost” 

The old one left on her mission; 
Antonio waited, not without impatience, 
and when she returned, he questioned 
her closely about the lady's answer. He 
was told that the charmer was eager to 
know him better, but fearful of her jeal 
ous husband's wrath, "Tell her,” 
Antonio, "that she need have no fea 
Tell her, in fact, that I will come to her 
tonight. As for her husband: she may 
leave him to me. Go now and tell her 
these things.” And he gave her the re- 
mainder of the gold. 

Humming gaily to himself, Antonio 
now sought out Ман de Canola. He 
found him in his fishing boat, which was 
tied up along the dock. "Marcol" he 
called. “How fares it with you?" 

“Captain Antonio!” grinned Marco. 
Well met!” 


“Tam meeting a lady tonight . 
ТАВ, sir, you were ever a rogue!” 
=. and 1 am in need of transportar 

tion. However, my funds ste Tow and 1 

cannot afford а gondola. Can you lend 

me your boat and your strong rowing 
эп” 


pleasure. Where shall we 

"Here. At sundown.” 

That evening. as Marco rowed him 
slowly along the canal, Antonio chatted 
Of love matters. sang scraps of amorous 
song, and told bawdy jr. There was л 
piesa, beer йш Ше е М 
length. the wily captain кый, "Stop in 
front of this house.” Marco did and 
Antonio climbed out of the boat, "Wait 
for me here he told Maren, and he en 
tered а nearby domicile 

Now the deveret part of A 
strategy went into opeation. He had al 
ready Paid he owners of several houses 
small sums for the privilege of entering 
through the ront. door and lening 
through the back, In a few minutes, by 
this device, he was knocking on the door 
of Marc's own house and being recived 
by the arms of Marcos own wife. 

Quickly. bur wich high satisfaction, 
they enjoyed together the full and d 
Sous ending of their amorous à 
Then, alter making plans for a similar 
Haben the following evening they 
parted, and Antonio returned by the 
Fame devious route, to the spot white 

(concluded он poge #7) 


“| don't care what the o ig. you be home 


other girls 
from that orgy before dawn 


دود 


HEMINGWAY 


е а title bout in ten rounds 


pastiche 


BY JED KILEY 


"Ies Mr. Hemingway's autograph I want,” said the bellboy. 


ROUND 3: "A FAREWELL TO ARMS" on. Не never felt right in city clothes, 
1 FOUND гамат in New York. Or rather Looked like a fireman out of uniform, 
he found me. 1 was there ов my way to Kept shaking his май sadly, expected 

si. Tt was i ut he 


1 vas glad he had seen 

He looked pretty low, 1 thought. But 
that awful Depresion and the Prohibi- 
tion stuff was enough to make anybody 
lov. He had a clean shave though and 
didn't need 2 haircut. He even had a tie 


PLAYBOY 


56 


“Is what true?” I said. 

"That you are only getting five hun- 
deb he mid 

"There he goes again, 1 thought. Only 
five hundred he says, You'd think five 
hundred а week was peanuts to hear 
him talk. Looked like he was going to 
break our crying. I poured him a drink 
оГ twelve dollar Scotch fast. 1 knew he 
wouldn't let any tears dilute that. Bet 
he hasn't had any Scotch that good since 
he's been in New York, I 

vs coming in every wee 
“Tear up your contract,” he said. 
“Why?” 1 aid. 

The place is a graveyard for writers 
getting small dough." he sid. 

Still thinking about graveyards, 1 
thought. I knew it wasn't sour grapes 
Just a state of mind. You could see he 
really felt sorry for me. 

“Eyer been there?” 1 said. 


"he 
¿Prey good purse fora club fighter 


1 said. "Suppose 1 could get you a good 
bout out there. What would you really 
take 


"Ten thousand," he ssid. 


What are you going to do with a 
зас that, Thought, Who ever heard 
а writer getting ten grand a week? 
‘Thats а half million a year. Must be 
kidding me. И 1 can get him a job in 
Hollywood TI do le T thought ^ 

1 sid aloud, "How is the Depression. 
hitting your" 

What Depression?" he said. 

wouldn't know." 1 said. "Heard 
things were pretty tough 

“Haven't noticed it." he sid. "My 
last bout drew а big gute. Best seller. 
Bought à boat and a house in Key West 
TII be shooting at the New York State 
title in the Garden in my next one.” 

1 rang up for some ice and some ser 
ups and when the bellboy came in with. 
the ice he turned the knife. Held out a 
pencil and asked Ernest for an auto- 
rapi T reached or the pencil thinking 
the kid had made a mistake. / was the 
celebrity. But the bellboy held 
оп to the pencil and handed me the ice 
instead; "les Mr. Hemingways auo- 
graph 1 want,“ he said. "I can sell it for. 
ten bucks anytime.” 

"That's a hot one, 1 thought. Must be 
173 

"That your son, Ernest?" I said. 

Could be," he sai 

‘The bellboy said. “1 read 4 Farewell 
То Arms and its x weil book." 

“I've heard it well spoken of,” Ernest. 
sid. 

“So have we,” my friends si 

Т1 must remember to read й 1 said. 

“You won't,” Hemingway said. 

1 said farewell to New York the next. 
day. A brass band met me at the station 
in Hollywood and escorted me in state 
to the studio. Then they forgot all 
about me, I couldn't learn the language. 


They would aik me how much I was 
getting and then stop speaking to me. 
Î met an old newspay ‘of mine 
from Chicago named Charlie MacArthur. 
Не was getting two grand a week, he 
told me. T didn't believe him until he 
showed me his contract. When he heard 
what I was genti 

warmly with me. 
said. "Nice seeing you. 
avay, That guy Hemingway must be 
psychic. I thought. When 1 saw one ol 
the movies they made of my мий ۱ hit 
out for Paris. Couldn't take. 

1 tried to contact Ernest in New York 
but he was fishing in Key West. After 
three weeks in Paris I got another offer 
{rom Hollywood. The Fox studio wanted 
me for a Paris picture. They didn't even 
Know 1 had ever been in Hollywood. 1 
raised the ante a little this time 
still was not enough. Again I looked for 
Ernest. But he was still fishing 

Ви back in Hollywood this time 1 
ot my chance to pay him back for that 
Big tor he he one me at the Pari 

hts I was working at МОМ at the 
time, И yas about а year later. 1 had 
пос heard how he was doing. In Holly: 
‘wood you never read or talk about any- 
body but yourself 

But somebody at MGM must have 
broken the rule, They had seen an item 
in O. O. Memes column about Hem- 
ingway and me. I was right there on the 
lato de) sent loc ээс | war exoned 
with great deference into Louis B. May- 
ers office. Did 1 know Hemingway? Sure 
1 did. Could 1 get him to come oot to 
Hollywood? Sure 1 could. for big money. 
How much would he want? Plenty. 

Naturally 1 knew that ten grand a 
week was ridiculous and Т abo knew 
that Frances Marion was the highest 

id wrier on the lot at har moment 

was getting $2750 a week. So 1 told 
them they would have to pay him five 
thousand. No barn in asking, 1 thought. 

They never batted an eye, You'd 
think it was five cents Ше way they 
agreed. I couldn't wait to get ош of 
there to send him a telegram. Here it is: 


ERNEST HEMINGWAY 
KEY WEST FLORIDA 

сог YOU OFFER FIVE THOUSAND A 
WEEK stor MOM STUDIO stor TUNEL 
MONTHS CONTRACT 
ANCE STOP CONCRATUÀ 


p 


Well. 1 thought, it will be nice seeing 
the old boy again. Five grand a week! 
Some stipend. Î knew that he wasn’t the 
Kind of guy to stop talking to an old 
pal Jus becuse he was in the big sugar 

ice kind of a guy to have around to 
put the bite on now and then too, Ней 
never miss it. Makes a fellow feel good 
to help out an old pal. 1 felt swell and 
could hardly wait Гог his wire. Maybe 
ме could get a house together in Bev. 
erly Hills with a big swimming pool and 
everything. 1 was wondering how long 
it would take him to get there when his 
wire came: 


‚Jen кш 
мсм STUDIOS 


CULVER CITY. CALIFORNIA 
DON'T ве SILLY пое 
тамыг 


There it was in black and white, 1 
‘ase some psychia- 
1 ight want to see it 
some day. Нож do you get that way? 1 
thought. Five grand a week is tic 
much as the President of the United 
States ges. And he sis don't be silly 
Why, F, Scott Fitzgerald was only get 
ting а thousand on the sime lot. 1 told 
Scott about it, He shook his head sadly. 
"Maybe he's right" Scot said. 
heard he just turned down fifty thou: 
sand for the movie rights to A Farewell 
To Атта. Said he wants a hundred 
grand or nothing." 
“What?” I said. 
"Thats right." Scott said. "And to 
think that I thought | was overpaid 
when they offered me ten for onc ol 


les not a writer,” I said, "He's a 
business man, 


1 was the champ 
and when I ead his чы J knew he had 
something. So 1 dropped a heavy glass 
skylight on НЬ hend at a drinking parry. 
But you Cant Kill the guy. Нез not 

“Hurt him much?" I said. 

"Not enough,” Scott said. "Only 
twelve stitches? 

“Too bad," I said, 

1 could have dropped a whole roof on 
мут after that telegram. 1 was counting 
опа nice ten percent for getting him 
the job, Felt sorry for poor Scott uo 
Hollywood turned out to be а grave. 
yard for him ай right. He died won 
after. 

T left Hollywood in 1984. It was too 
lonely. Then one day in New York T 
saw a big headline in Variety, "ewe. 
WAY Gris 100 c's ток такма," it 
read. What до you know? I thought, He 
pot it. That was tops in those days for 
movie rights to a novel. One hundred. 
thousand smackeri! Some purse, 

Wonder if he can take it, 1 thought. 

osperity is harder to take than pov- 
erty. A lot of good men slow down when 
they get into the big money, Look at 
poor Scot Fitzgerald. He was a great 
Champ until he started gecting what he 
thought vas big mone. Then he never 
wrote another thing. The Lig time killed. 
him. He was already punch drunk when 
jew bim in Hollywood, A hasbeen at 


Wonder if Ernest will keep slugging 
like he always id, or get out of shape 
too? Might even go highhut. 1 didn't 
sec how he could get the swelled head. 
He had that, as big as it could stretch, 
ten years ago. Before he had а dime. Не 
can dish it out, 1 thought, but can he 
take it? 

T found out in the spring of '86. 


SAVING MONEY ON YOUR WIFE'S CLOTHING 


more excellent advice on how to succeed with 
women without really trying 


“Maybe with a little more lipstick, or something: 


satire BY SHEPHERD MEAD 


THE FARSEEING HUSBAND knows how im 
portant it is for his wile to be well 
groomed at all times The sloppy, 
poorly dressed wile creates a bad impres- 
sion everywhere, can even be harmful to 
а man’s standing in the community, and 
in his Lusinias relations. 
Remember that a dollar spent to make 
ested not 
your own. 


only ín her future, but 


nur ве тн 


Luckily, good grooming and carelos 
spending do not go hand in hand. Some 
Ol cur best groomed matrons are ones 
во spend the кам actual cas though 
"her Investments in taste and careful 
Tanning can be large indeed. 
There are many ways for the thought- 
ful husband to help his wite cot doth- 
img expenses. И уоп remember some of 
the йот methods and fave а 
weltasined and cooperative wife-cor 


rv 


can be slashed dramatically. 

Use the Model Wife. 

She can be the sume skillfully con- 
ceived character discussed above. An 
"occasional word or two about her can be 
inspiring. 

Phy me wy. pet, Joes wife 

stopped in at the ofhee today. What 

a knockout!” 

TON" 

"She hasn't your basic good looks, 
Phoeb — essentially a plain woman 
—(4 bit of flattery is good here.) 
Tes just that she has a genius for 
ой She was wearing this suit" 

"Expensive, ГЇ be 

‘No. as a matter of fact she ran 
it up herself. Bought a 30c pattern, 
and med the old auto scat covers, 
Knocked it out in just a few weeks." 


THE HAT PROBLEM 


Though a woman's hat is utterly use: 
(continued on page 64) 


PLAYBOY 


“The devil of it is, with Mt. Everest out of the way, 
there's nothing left to climb." 


ЗАМ 1 require,” said Tahil, "is а $45 deposit.” 


A POUND 
OF FLESH 


fiction By Anson Mount 


concerning a sinful 
enterprise 
of heroic proportions 


PLAYEOY 


Tail approached through the stone 
зум from die rt, stepping sent 
Jy over the lly covered. Arab who always 
slept there in the afternoon, He was 
wearing that incessant mechanical smile 
which revealed a protruding semi-circle 
ol almost horizontal upper teeth. I never 
could figure out why Sammy took such х 
shine to that һаман. Не had eyes like 
а pawnbroker and the sense of humor 
of a barracuda. 

hil sat down and had a slow drink 
us. Не even made lame attempts 
fonveraton, which told us that he 
had something bigger on tap this time 
Чап a Mile hashish ог юше racy pic 
tures, At the first Tull їп the converse 
tion he began to fect us out, Would we, 
he asked, like our libidinous endeavor 
on à more domestic basis, with quality, 
sanitation amd availability always av 


We tried not to appear too enthusias- 
tic, but we admitted that these considera 
tions indeed had merit. 

Well. it just so happened that a cer 
tain busines acquaintance of his (а man 
of impeccable integrity on whose moral 

ue and honesty Tahil would gladly 
swear a thousand oatha to Allah) had for 
sale а 1$yearold girl of the very highest 
quality. She was 
Willing to work an 
id. was 
This was a sinful enterprise of such 
heroic proportions that our enthusiasm 
boiled aver on the spot. a fatal mistake 
in the art of dickering with am Arab. 
After a litle sober reffcction, though, 1 
‘was more skeptical. 1 could see more 

jan one Fave in the project, There were 
practical considerations по be taken. 
When 1 voiced my doubts Sammy locked 
at me with the disillusioned eyes of a be 
Trayed brother, The very thought of me 
hedging over the chance of а lifetime 
because ol few insignificant details 
disgusted him. He all but disowned me 


оп the spot, 
The absolute m sacrifice price, 
it developed (and this only because of 


Tahils enormous affection and concern 
for us). would be the French currency 
equivalent of 86 dollars, Only half pay 
able in advance, halt on deli 


T was still wary of the idea. 
"Look at 


this way Sammy ex 
ppe we Ko o a 
а day: ОК: И ме go 10 the b 
au two дой 
700 dollars a усыг, 
ӨГ un. Man, foak а 
wwe can ме!” 
His logic was watertight, so the bar 
in was closed. 
Like 1 remarked to Sammy later on. 
we were maybe the only sailors in ihe 
history of the US, Merchant Marine 
ever to purchase a 1bycarold girl, cash 
on the barrelhead. Not that either of us 
wanted a wile or kids. you understand, 
In those days of our youth when the 
hormones were coursing wildly through 
ins, like the poets му. ме were 
y recreation than pro 


ars а jump. that's more 
vost 1500 (өг 
the money 


No place om the face of the Farth 
could have been better suited for the 


raising of what little Вей our psyches 
hankered after than the nearnative 
quarter of Casablanca. The ways of fate 
and the Merchant Marine took us there 
in the summer of 1945, with the help of 
а German submarine that sank our ship 
‘off the coast of Morocco in late June. 

The British destroyer that picked us 
up had deposited us in Casablanca. А 
harried American consular official took 
tus in hand and found us temporary shel 
ter in a hotel, but the bureaucratic 
wheels of the Merchant Marine could 
grind lorever before our deliverance was 
lected, so most of us sought private 
quarters in other parts of the city: 

Tt was only natural that Sarımy and 1 
should look for a place together, we had 
been all but inseparable aboard ship. On 
the surface. ours was an unlikely friend. 

Sammy was the son of а wealthy 
Eastern family who had steeped him in 
the finest cultural traditions of Europe. 
1 was a farmer from Indiana whose most 
consuming interests until a few months 
before had been football and pigs. But 
Sammy had been the proprictor of the 
‘most astonishing library of books 1 had 
ever seen, Not ordinary pornography 


peal pre 
tension. bor exciting, breathing a 
ing nevertheless. 1 had авсанаа this 
library. ава. with it, Sammy. during the 
long and dreary мейл at ses 

бы friendship. grew with those 
monotonous days зай we did а prety 
коой oh of snowing eath other: Ham a. 
Perspective of ten years 1 can look back 
Sd sce what innocent (but imitati) 
id we were. Our fabrications had been 
2 harles Kind of vicarious indulgence 
in the pleasure of the fich. but they 
Fev ino an eileen але dat 
رش‎ reached" proportions- that 
scared the hell ош of Bor of ш. 

Sammy’ library kad Deen lo with the 
ship. But by now we had plam or diver 
ons of a morc direct nature, so we 
Шаш really mis i. The succes of ди 
projected schemes to sample the sensal 
dlighes of the world depended larges 
upon private quarters amd we found 
tem wth the help of Jule, a delightful 
tile French corporal we mei ata to 


there are two sections of Casablanca, the 

European area and the native quarter. 

But there в abo a alight zone. 

‘The more 

Westernized nati as the Euro 

peans of shadier history dwell here in 

comparative peace. It was in this area, 

inge white stucco building of Moor. 

ish architecture, that we found a sur 
prisingly wellfurnised apartment, 

The building was surrounded by a 
high stone wall which also enclosed a 
Spanish garden of almost Isabellan 
splendor, with orange trees and fragrant 
bushes and grape arbors. Here we whiled 
away most of our idle afternoons, loung: 
ing on intricate wrought-iron garden 
furniture, drinking arrack and planning, 
with the help of Jules, hair-raising future 
deprasities. Arrack is an Arab beverage 


гоо жы. ята high 
тын veloci: 1 principal Мше, se 
that it is quite cheap and alter a couple 
Ы эшк pou bee Duis ar dence 
میت‎ so that drinking the sull tly 

ai 
P Sammy made some hashish fudge one 
ay avout ed ont to tn I 
Ss We Tad hel a's бий i 
time for the neo houn 100 
it, but we both tured а lo 
and got lc ns бор belore eve 
eis رای‎ у a 
fy alc was the powdered man 
which was Is таш Ingredient. 1. var 
also Tahil who voluntcered to introduce 
un Into some ol the more scintillating 
soirdes that were held nightly in the 
An жаг. For daya ме panned a vt 
do the тош notorio Боли in Сав 
Bana; where, Kahl! guaranteed. the 
"exhibition" we would. vines. Would 
te beyond cur wildes (шз and we 
would have our буп choke ог the mat 
irae val ln Кони Айка. Unter 
tunately, ve got o roaring drunk the 
night before our intended visit rh; 
hangovers were unbearable and 
Өде 10 postpone the debauchery for 
EPEA 

Ti wi at di point hat Tah showed 
up vith the ghi. lor sale. And, hike 
Sumy tid. it was such a el of good 
Boni that we йи aed 1o ип 
[yi 


Y thought Jul 


was going to suffocate 
with Taught iter on the alter 
moon of Tahils visit, we told him ex 
citedly of our business deal. Au frs 
he didnt believe us. When we finally 
convinced him that we had really given 
Tall a 548 deposit on the merchandise, 
he folded his arms around his waist and 
howled. ‘Through his tears he told us й 
зэр at we had just bitten atthe oldest 

most classic con game in North 
Mrica, The Girl For Sale dodge, it 
seemed, was the Moroccan equivalent of 
the Brooklyn Bridge Sale and the Snipe 
Нии rolled into one. 

We had just spent the alternoon in 
wildly excited conversation, but now we 
Sink into a melancholy of hurt pride 
and injured dignity that was too terrible 
for Jules to behold for very long, ко he 
left us alone in our garden to lick our 
respective wounds, 

"Nell, Э good idea, anyway." 
Sammy said, and poured another glas. 


Around midnight, through a fur of 
sadness and arrack, 1 became conscious 
of а commotion outside our пон door. 
T yelled ar Sammy to wake up. There 
was а knock at the door and we both 
jumped to our feet. Outside we клин 
Tal, furtive of manner and shitty of 
eye. He asked if we had the Anal pay. 
ment ready. Sammy recovered his wits 
before 1 did and said something to the 
ellect of habeas corpus. А form was 
brought out of the shadows, clothed 
rather heavily in what appeared to be 
am old mattress cover. 

The payment was made and very sud- 
депу wc were alone in our front room 
with our purchase: two arms and two 
legs protruding from four jagged holes 

(continued overleaf) 


in the halls dacks on campus‏ میج هو 

и devil 
The oxford gray 
ditional at eastern 


1 Yale game, is usu 


pullovers as loudly as they roar fo 
Ме and wenches Whethe 


schools as the Harv 
illy worn with chino or flannel trousers, 
This one is Blended of lambs’ wool and. 
for simple scrubbing, and includes 
Looking cable stitch for $15.95. 
he bottom of the heap is a perennial 
ski pal in taste on or olf the slopes: a 
red bot turtleneck that’s all wool and 
a yard wide. Washable, too, at $14.05. 


that ses 
Stitched, bulky blues 


VEN karpo et سا‎ three or Dar Um 
fand (ейи, that 5) for every exer 
иде messe Eee E 
the Bl caps желе xi ший оа. Ок 
Шыны см со мт Маан! жон wil Мо ий = тшу in 8 


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POUND OF FLESH 


а cotton sack. We had bought a pi 
in а poke and we were агай! ю look 

Finally, Sammy unfolded the sack- 
Чой, Istopped breathing for a moment. 
We found eyes that were liquid black 
with little Mecks of gold in them, вой. 
dark skin and Jong black hair, full 
that were pink and moist and a trile 
nervous. The sacktloch, where it [ell 
against her body, showed promising 
bulges. But the expression on her face 
was that of a trapped animal. 

T was а Ше nervous myself and 1 
дэре audibly when 1 first sav the love- 
lines and fear in her face. 

Saminy spoke to her in French. 

"Nell not hurt you," he sid, "We 

you to live here and take care of 
our house for us. 

She seemed to understand and looked 

а little Jess likely to run ой. 

"Quick" Sammy told me in English, 

some tea.” 


ow that I think about it, 1 honestly 


believe ibat everything. would have 
worked ош fne ИП Бай only fud the 
food judgment to um out the fights that 


first night when took her to my room. 
T had won the flip of the quarter зо my 
turn came fint She was submissive 
enough; she didn't even object when T 
took off her robe when we were alone 
їп my room. But, damn it, she just sat 
оп the edge of the bed and looked at me. 
Ап unblinking, searching stare had 
Something of pleading and something 0 
ved qq a ч 
since she arrived. But as she sar naked 
fon the bed beside me there was some- 
thing of the le ginl jn ber aspect shat 
lampened my ardor. Most of all, guess, 
les he taped Took on her ae at 
stopped me cold. 

realized thay 1 was confused. 1 sat 
and studied ber for a long moment. She 
lowered her head and looked at the floor 
with such а depth of sadness and resig 
nation that 1 did the том surprising 
thing of my lite; 1 lifted the covers and 
tucked her into bed. 

"When I awoke next morning Sammy 
was shaking’ me. 

"Hey, Lover Hoy" he said with a glint 
of humor in his eye, "you must have 
really inspired that girl. Sh 
singe dawn cleaning up. 

"You're kidding!” 1 said, bleary eyed. 

ike hell 1am." He sat down on the 
edge of the bed. "She must have been 
welltrained wherever she came from. 
She's been cleaning up and mopping and 
dusting like crazy. She's out in the kit- 
then cooking breakfast right now." 

"Breakfast?" This was almost too 
much to believe. 

"Well, I guess its breakfast" He 
paused thoughtfully for a moment. “Say, 
have you ever eaten carrots stewed in 
Madiera wine for breakfast?" 

‘Good God, not” 

Neither have 1. come to think of it. 
Guess Im not up on my French cookery, 
But 1 expect we better cat it anyway. 
She's trying awfully hard out there and 1 
wouldn't want to hurt her feelings the 
first day. Anyway, the hot buttered rolls 


(continued from реве 60) 


she made look pretty good." 

While 1 was getting into my clothes 1 
‘could smell the fragrance of coffee com- 
ing from the kitchen. 1 found Sammy 
enthroned at the dining table lifting a 
napkin by the corner and reaching lor 
the hot rolls. The table was all aet and 
бо cups of collec were poured. 

We made » preity good show of catin 
breakfast. The carrots weren't so bad, 
after all. Not so bad. 

While we ate she stood brooding in 
the comer of the room. We tried to get 
her to sit down with us but she refused, 
Jt was then that it occurred to us that 
we didn't know ber name. Sammy ques 
tioned her in French but she wouldn't 
answer. She was either stubborn or she 
didn't understand. 

So we had a long discusion over our 
гад. that morning about what to all 


‘Let's call her Sundae,” Sammy finally 
gested. "ls a nice twist оп the 
Robinson Crusoe story." 


A rainy spell descended upon Casa- 
blanca shortly before Sundae came to us 
and we were forced to spend том of our 
days indoors. ‘There wasn't much to do, 
so we drank and talked. 1 gues the 
monotony of staying inside amd the 
tedium of the endless rain caused us to 
get on each others nerves. But, for me 
at least, there was an even more disturb- 
ing element. After all the big talk wc 
Bed showered оп cach other, my pride 
‘would not let me tell Sammy that my 
cine bad кошер the Байн of me. 
Each night that Sundae fully 
کر‎ beide me T Eel сш und 
Jes capable of uying to make ber. In 
fact, Y found myself developing an in- 
tensely protective attitude toward her 
‘This uneapecied chivalric шин in mv 
nature was outraged at the calm and 
lighthearted manner with which Sammy 
took her to his room every other night 
зай the sellsatished look on his 
face the morning after. 1 found myself 
being shocked at the unashamned lechery 
ol his character. 

My pride made me steer the conversa 
tion away from the events ol the bed 
тоот and 1 was relieved when Sammy 
didn't bring up the subject either. 1 
idit want по hear his snug reporte 

But we did have some uproariously 
Rood times anyway. One day Sammy de 
йа that the men's underwear and 
trousers Sundae had taken to wearing 
(he borrowed them from ту bureau 
drawer) were not fitting in any sense of 
the word. So he came home that after: 
moon with an_assorunent of feminine 
lingerie complete with all the usual 
siraps and hooks and elastic. Now, the 
eography of ladies’ undergarments was 
something of a mystery to both of us. We 
sat around discussing the project and 
drinking arrack most of the afternoon 
before Sammy, fortified with alcoholic 
courage, undertook the task at hand. 1 
sot їп the corner and howled while be 
got her into the brassiere. He was a study 
^n analytic concentration while he 
pulled elastic cords and hooked and 


fastened and clipped. 1 offered some 
inane suggestions but he ignored them. 
When he had finished she looked like u 
confused and resentful puppy that had 
just been put onto lead lor ihe Brit 
time. 

We knew, of course, that our jollity 
would have to come to an end some time, 
But when the news arrived — five days 
alter our purchase ol Sundae — we really 
Weren't prepared for it. The American 
Consul had arranged for us to leave lor 
London the following. Monday. There 
we would board a freighter lor the States, 

A рай of onm settle over the apart 
ment, And to it was added the il fei 


ing feeling of his resentn 
His irritability, made 
to me that he w 
Sudac’ 
nasty facet of his nature was coming 10 
the rfc и 
ln’ have sid it if 1 
tension and resentment had 
been building inside me for days, and 
‘one afternoon when we had been altin 
around mostly in silence. drinking an 
looking out the French windows at the 
ceaseless rain, Sammy ний something 
That rubbed my fur the wrong way. 

Љу you vulgar son-ofscbiteh," 1 
said, “you feel pretty proud of yourself, 
don't you..." 

Tie hit me in the month with the ar- 
rack bottle before 1 could finish. If that 
iron chair I threw at him had connected 
it would have killed him. lt was soul 
satisfying to throw my fist into his face, 

Now, ordinarily 1 could whip Sammy. 
I'm bigger than he is, for one thing, But 
Sammy holds his alcohol better than 1 
do and my equilibrium was in bad shape 
that day. He had me down on the floor 
pounding the daylights out of me when 
he suddenly stopped and looked across 
the room, Sundae was crouched in ihe 
comer, weeping hysterically. Sammy 
was over there їп an instant putting his 
anns around her and trying to comfort 
her, 1 wiped the blood out of my eyes 
and then went into the bathroom to 
dean myself up, When ۱ returned he 
was sitting on the floor with his arms 
around Sundae, talking quietly to her, 
She was whimpering: her lale world had. 
exploded unexpectedly and the shock 
‘must have been terribl 

1 sat down on the floor beside then 
Ош antagonism was gone now. We were 
consciously friendly to each other, hop: 
ing. 1 guess, to reassure our frightened 
їййе girl. 

There was мй! the question of what 
vas to be done with be, 
alter supper we faced up to the problem 
for the first time. We didn't even discuss 
the possibility of selling her back to 
Tahil; it was important to us to see that 
she had a good home after we were gone, 
Our departure was only three days away, 
so we decided to take our problem to 
Jules, He could always be counted on 
for advice and help. 

“Why don't you turn her over to the 
consent orphanage?” Jules suggested the 
(concluded оп page 79) 


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“ 


WIFE'S CLOTHING 


les, performing mo funcion whatever 
im warming, protecting, or shedding 
rain, many women have an unreasoning 
and emotional desire for new ones 

‘The husband who resists this stoutly 
will not only save considerable sums of 
money, but will be doing Бе wife a real 
service. We will list a few tested meth 
ods. 

Admire Her Hair. 

А woman who has any hair at all be- 

is beautiful. Knowing this Ва 

valuable weapon in itself. 
Монок Ше way Aight 
strikes your hair, pet.” 

"Oh, you like it, Davie?” 

"Flecks of pure gold in. 

(No matter what the color of a 
woman's hair, she will always accept 
the fact that it hos flecks of gold in 
it) 

^0 

“Ta 


this 


tnt of Must be your 
fut hair, pet” 
атте the Fila, 

I you aren’ success in eliminating 
the hat altogether, the next best thing is 
to reduce the number of variations За 

ways maintain that you prefer the 
small binek hat the smaller the better. 
Sco at ай decorations. 
low do you like шу hat, Davie?" 
ne, pet, really brings out the 
blue in your eyes 

(Make the opening remarks with- 
ош looking аг the hat), 

fou haven't even looked at it" 
Ih. Yes. Always liked that hat" 
(s а пеш hat, David.” 
liked it better before you put 
the litle doohickey on йг” 

“David, its new, the whole hà 

“Really? Well, why don't you just 
take the doohickey ой anyway?” 

“Well, if 1 do, ¡eN be just the 
some as that other one" 

jh, will 10” 
Te may take а few years, but alter a 
while she wil begin to sec the hidden 
logic of this 
hl, on the other hand, you discover she 
has added an inexpensive decoration to 
эп old hat, your course is clear, 
"1 like that new skimmer, Phoeb, 
docs a lot for you. 
ave new. Davie, I just put this 
lite dimestore rhinewone on here, 


and 
By golly. 


Vell, it Jooks new! 
sonichow it does something to your 

whole face, Phoeb, gives it a kinda 

шон: 

ҮГ necessary, start this yourself, Pick 
up a sprig ol bitterweet, sy. There is 

‘supply in most reception rooms. 

'For you. pet. Saw a nice old lady 
selling it, and it just cried out for 
you! "Remember that little black 
hat of yours?" T 

“Davie, they're practically al 
tinle Black нар РУ 

"The one 1 like so much. There! 

(Pick any one, at random.) “Just 


(continued [rom page 57) 


юм the ic ee pin it and 
s 
Tel 1 done troy 
He doo و‎ 
Phoeb. Gives you a kimda glow 
The Woran orike Hat Айри. 
SU) your оре 
cs Per ары 
iini, drama та The ui 
ld husband objects ری‎ This 
unwise. The more you protest, the 
ore tae wll o 
e big, Be ашп. Take the opposite 
por putet 
ou reli dike i6 Davie" 

“Like it? Phoeb, ۲ simply can't 
E det к Га 
e mda емин ас Ре ever 
EX 

"Really?" 

“Номч injun. 10 such a тешу 
ucc нр iet 
(Hesitate а fone and then shake 
бе head doy) 

2 "What's. Ше sped Davie" 

Aerei ey 

with it. Ошу a really beautiful fac 
و ی‎ der 
Ж othe pal 

"Maybe with a [Ийе mare Бр. 
d d sedg 
Beh au len На yet тет 

find that in most cales shell take the hat 
ороон 


Tut FROBLES OF этик 

Unlike men, women do not wear out 
clothes. They throw them away whi 
sal quite sturdy becatse they are "out 
of sale” 

“The woman who believes she is out of 
style feels the same way a man feels with 
out his trousers. This is purely a mental 
problem. Help your wife to face it. She 
Will be better adjusted, and your savings 
will be encouraging. 

"There are many ways to combat the 
style psychosis without sacrificing any of 
your wiles warm affection for you. 

‘Avoid High Style. 

Very high siyle changes every month, 
with each new edition of the fashion 
magazines. Gentle humor is your best 
defense against ис This requires ве 
thought since the very latest thing will 

jave one or more bulges, lumps, lares. 
or other trick departures from the nor. 
mal lines of the female figure. 


Wait until your wife spots a walking 
exhibit of haute couture. 
There, Davie, that’s just what 1 
want, the" 


rec 
(Look at a different woman.) 
"Isti it beautiful 
“1 do like it, Phoeb. Clean, sim: 
ple. Doesn't do her any bann, 
though, being next to that clown 
getup. Look at the green job with 
the bulges!” 
“David, 1 mean the green one!” 
"Oh. really?” 
Delay, If You Can. 
The cheerful delay is also effective 
against high style. Put off the purchase 


а month or so and you can be sure she 
won't want it any more. 

“Please, Davie, please?” 

"Yes, indeed, Phocb, you must 
have it. The latest and best is none 
тоо good for my Phoebe!" 

thanks, David." 
"in fact, ТЇЇ go with you when 
пу it on, Ok?" 
'omorrow?" 

е, Oh. Can't make it tomar: 
том, Lets try for early text week." 

(Keep this up for just a few 
weka a ы 

"Oh, Phoeb, Joe wife droppes 
tory de ee шщ Hia or ie 
ol those ofthehipbone jobs we 
were going to get you.” 

v Tie were) 

those. She can have it 
Davie. Didn't catch on at al 
Uug Platten. o 

“Don't you think its stunni 
Davie?” id 

“Well, ingenious anyway, Phoeb, 
Damned clever way to hide those 
fat hips Mighty glad my purty 
streamlined little gal doesn't need 
cheaters like that! Takes а figure 
Tike yours, Phocb, to wear а litte. 
black drest” 

(The man who. establishes car 
the principle of The Little Blad 
Dress can save himself the price of 
а spont car in the course of any mar- 
Tiage, even a short one) 


How то Avow гук costs 

The SableorNothing Device. 

Aves remember that noting is too 

Tor your wile. 

Make از‎ clear that you wont to buy 
her a for cost but oniy the best fur 
сом. For her you will accept no imita 
tions, mo shoddy substitutes 

“Davie, 1 was just thinking. 105. 
beginning по get cold now and, 
well 1 just happened 10 walk by 

Me hn 

"Did your (Rush in quickly. To 
delay at Ihi singe nay bring 
dianter) “Reminds me that Joes 
wile dropped by the fice today. 

Had on onc of those, ih, rat skin 


"You mean muskra 
"That's just what I— 
kind of rat. Meant to look. 
k. Ha, imagine wearing a 
ink! Not for ту girll” 
“But David, all I've got i 
old tweed!" 
"ts a real tweed, though, baby, 
mo imitation! Know what | want 
lor you, Phoeb? Sable. Sable or 


Davie? 


this 


baby" 

"Bot you've been saying that for 
six years!” 

“And 1 still mean itt Nothing's 
100 good for you, Phob" 
The Allergy. 


One of the miracles ol modern medi 
cine is the fct that we now haven лет 
бег al interesting diseases that our lore 
fathers were not even aware o. In fai 
we are discovering new and lacina 
Ülneses almost ae fast ay we leu i 
eonchulod om page 85) 


a second look at a high, handsome haven— 


pre-planned and furnished for the bachelor in town 


his inner sell =a comfortable, livable 
and yet exciting expression of the per. 

gon Beis and the de But ihe 

overwhelming 

furnished by women. What ofthe бай mention ii ий 
elor and hig need for a place to cal 

Sv? Here's the answ 

Bouse apartment ho 


i. for fun and рату pnd a quiet zone 
for relaxation, sleog amd such 
The living roomy its cory shadow 
box fireplace чирке А ie dde on the 
couch = but iri gas inviting to а 
М fnt glance, И obviously looks like cordial crowd of Ile hi-fi enthusiasts 
айий ога boe place to live анд love and ‘The electronic нв нтеп center, re — 68 


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BEDROOM 


ces! in the giant storage най that sep- 
rates living room front foyer, comas 
Binaural hif, FM, TV. tape recorder, 
movie and side projectors And merely 
moving ibat bite Saarinen armchair 
makes living room and dining roomone— 
for gala entertaining, Kitchen and din 
ing room, too, may be used separately 
ог ogeiher, thanks to the sliding Shoji 


screens which divide them. These areas 
Comprar the apartment’ active. zone, 
‘which was described in detail last month. 

А huge bed dominates the penthouse 
bedroom This на magnifeent sleeping 

latform of vencer plywood on steel lege 
E feet tong and 41% tect wide. The 47 
аазы mattress stops short enough of 
the foot so that the platforms end serves 


as a bench on which to slouch while don: 
ning or doffing shoes and socks. 
Casement windows stretch across one 
entire wall, framing an ever-changing, 
living mural of our man's city. In th 
corner nook formed by windows and the 
Modernfold door which doses off the 
study, is a charmed circle where a bache- 
Jor may have a romantic nightcap with 


Above: Hidde 
Hustratien 
woll-hung, си 


by the brick well in ihe 
the bedroom includes 
maple cabinet (Knoll 


#121, $249) with white lacquer innare 
Med out оз а bar. Below: Laminated 
‘walnut chair designed by Eames, made. 
Бу Miller (LCW, $58) ls part ofthe bei 

rooms lounge-crea furniture grouping. 


Below: Classic Noguchi table built by 
Miller (#50 IN, $350] hos thick, clear 
glass top resting on black lacquer legs, 
В nucleus of bedroom lounge creo. It 
is sturdy and, of course, alcohol proof. 


Custom headboard-storage unit creates а drossing area. 


a chown guest. Grouped here are a 
Saarinen chair (the mate of tbe one in 
the living room), a walnut Eames chair 
and freeform Noguchi table. Across 
irem you (out hidden în dhe rien 
the brick wall) is a hanging wali cal 
inet wherein is cannily concealed a built. 
п bar and small relrigerator, just large 
enough lor ice cubes. mixers and mid 


night macks—a boon 10 the barefoot 
bachelor in PJs who's reluctant to trek 
to the kichen lor his good night. pota 
боп, or perhaps unwilling to interrupt 
the dulcet dialogue he's been sharing 
Now, we've sipped the nocturnal dram 
and itis bed time; having sid "nighty 
night” (or “come along, now, dearest 
to the last guest, is tine 10 sink into 


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BATHROOM 


the arms of Morpheus (or more comely 
substitute), Do we go through the house 
tuming out the lights and locking up? 
Nols oping on the шшш bed. 
we have within easy reach the multiple 
controls of is unique headboard. Here 
ме have silent mercury switches and a 
кондо hat control every light in the 
lace and can subtly dim the bedroom 
Thing to 

Here, too, are 


terrace 
window locks. Beside them are push 
buttons to draw the continuous, heavy, 
purelinen, lined draperies on зай track, 


hich can insure danes at mern — of 
moon. Above are builtin speak 

by the remotely controlled hifi and radio 
алей in the electronic enter 

stallacion in the living room. On either 
side of the bed are storage cupboards 
with doors that hinge downward to сте. 
ate bedside tables. Within are telephone, 
with on-off switch for the bell, and mis- 
cellaneous bedtime items. Soft mood 
music flows through the room and the 
stars shine in the Gsenients as you snug- 
gle down. 


At the start of а new day. the chine 


Below: The bothroom's slot bench (Knoll #400, 
$84) in naturol сай hos foom rubber cushion 
cover for surdomp bathing: At bottom Up: 
hohtered vonity seot is by Miller (#4672, $56). 


‘woods: in 4 ond 6 foot lengths 
Texture of continuous carpet used in bedroom and study —a tweedy, wooroyon mixture. 
Lower right: Desk is one of Knolls #1500 series which offers 12 different padestol orrange- 
STUDY ments, ranges from $450 to $550; the upholstered swivel choir is by Knoll (#71 5, $177]. 


PLAYBOY 


20 


alarm sounds, morning music comes on 
En 
en 


aer metamorph Я 
сву fried just right, and ste 
fresh java. Now you li 


Jus of the bedroom i the bath; you 
shave and shower and as you towel ой 
Jou цо back to he Педро, but how 
o мау їп the dressing area. behind the 
Tes seen oot headboard, which 


doors (one ot 
irrared) behind which are dust 

shery, a rotating 
а boot locker with a 
ded row of lever 


йет 
root uas or haben 


Че rack and, belon 
hand: 


ined builtin blanket 
ind, above it, storage shelve for 
linen. Opposite is an entire det зай 
with separate compartments for winter 
Wea, summer wear, sporis clothes dres 
clothes, and а guest closet with lighted. 
builtin vanity. The closet at the bath. 
тоот end of the wall is warm-air dried 
and has brass fixtures for hanging huge 
turkish towels and terry cloth robes: the 
опе at the opposite end has sliding 
shelves ‘of cedar for Matlying sweaters 
amd knit T-shirts. Mirrors on the insides 
of the two center doors, which open in 
‘opposite directions, combine with the 
опе on the headboard unit to form a 
three-way mirror. 

"The outsize bathroom is as practical 
as the more usual two bath arrangement 
and carries out the apartments feeling 
of spaciousness, The room actually coc 
prises two arcas, separated Бу a sliding. 
Screen of translucent glass. мо that the 
one adjoining the bedroom can be com 
pletely private while the other remains 
accesible from the apartments active 
zone. Suppose carly guests arrive before 
thelr hust ls quite ready for them: with 
the closed. he can shower 
and dres undisturbed while they freshen 
up on the other side. The lavatory itself 
is completely enclosed, ensuring total 
privacy. In addition to Ше john. jt has 
а bidet, magazine rack, ash tray and tele- 
phone, (Lets face it, there are bachelors, 
as well as some ol their guests, who like 
to spend quite a lot of time in the throne 
room maybe as a hangover from 
younger days of living at home, when it 
was the only place to get away from it 
all —hence we've made this ро head 
а comfort station in every sense of the 
phrase) 

‘The bathroom impresses with its size 


and colorfulness, With the screen rolled 
back, there's a continuous counter with 
two wash basins (one on either side of 
the screen) Dacklighted mirror 
above. А row of compartmented drawers 
below. whose handles are towel racks, 
hold the potions, lotions, notions, su 
ics and other mysteries which ordinarily 
Gow conventional medicine 
Опе entire wall is decorated with bold 
and vigorous primitive paintings reminis- 
cent ol the prehistoric drawing in the 
faves of Lace Im Ше comer ва 
huge, rectangular. recessed tub whi 
serves ay the Hoor of the shower. The 
shower head — and the pipes leading to 
it—are concealed in mawed foilage 
growing оп both sides of the picture 
Window pane which divides this end of. 
ihe bath from the dresing area of the 
bedroom. What with the cave paintings 
and the wall of greenery from which the 
spray descends, you may feel as though 
you're bathing under a waterfall in an 
exotic outdoor setting — on 
you can enhance И 


Hamilton 
Quarter = tinca in loud оп the bath 
Кон Wi speaker wi sciente e 
mood.) For more serious sun Байн 
weve a Knoll slat bench with reves 
Sun lamps in the ceiling above it 

vided wh a Foamrubber mat pd 
їп waterproof Naugahyde it 1s а handy 
place to stretch ош and luxuriate in a 
apical glow all the year "round. 


Exen a bachelor in his own domain 
кейга pi Mie سرد‎ ива 
where he an get аа om te еш ef 
the home зай e realy sone: where i 
Be woes he са lem popes on ihe 
Ge sing rry aa tn аа 
veio анин in win he alene он 
T hand on just what be wams). Thi 
iae тийиш шмш whet Women 
ме edom ive. where we ба хой 
or rend or Ju вид thnk wile ЕД. 
ino he ec 

Gone morse cabinets range the 
ful кой of she uy windon хай 
providing ample rage lr pom, 
борхон Sai" ойсс apples 
ани кони i ийе. 
imposing ung, Кот бос is de 
Eri ipeo 
chair by Knoll (#718, 5177). On the 
other side of the desk is an сазу cl 
(Miller 5184. 8540. Here on “pei 
шош you will it مت‎ ышкы 
guest with whom you want to work in 
your own surroundings and undisturbed 
Богат тан серо. the adniring 
ies whose fond gut nales poring огт 
your pape mort зоа 

айр (be free jon ос 
table vo М ipe: humido, hola and 
magias аш a enomeus ear 
alic upholstered, comoured Herman Mi 
lr апайы wih foot vol, a lordo. 
the domain chair reed for you sone 
mhich Bold all of you evenly хард 
inthe right places and is Ш жй Jur 
teased poire so tat you andthe chair 
reke spoon need gether, On 
йе other side of the rcp а globe 


of the world, lit from within, craftily 
pinpricked so that major cities shine 
ош as fiecks of brightncs. 

‘The entire third wall is bookcase, floor 
to ceiling. The two bottom shelves. are 
wide and deep enough to hold record al 
bums, stamp albums, your biggest pic 
ture books and encyclopedias. "Ihe Fest 
ol the bookcase, on up, is shelves ol 
normal width and depth, except that 
there is a space 20 inches high between 
the wide and narrow shelves, tube 
lighted. providing a surface on which 
1o lay open a dictionary or an atlas. At 

of this bookcase wall are 
binaural hifi speakers which connect 
qi the sound equipment in ще foyer 
wall. With a study like this, even ihe 
most dedicated pub crawler or theatre 
and nightclub buff will be tempted to 
stay at home of an eve i 
in his own surround 
the city’s: glamour м 
view from the window wall. But suppose 
the playboy master of the house decides 
shat mow, with the winter, semon siart 
ing, he wants to hold a real big shind 
By folding back that Accordion door IE 
tween study and bedroom the two are 
merged into one magnificent 
the continuous carpeting from. 
end and the matched draperies ts 
all together: Now the whole 
a grownups pla 


‘Throughout the apartment, its strik- 
ingly different atmosphere is achieved 
by the bold though Harmonious usc of 
solid color and interesting texture. En- 
tering the bedoom from the living room 
we аге immediately aware of the textural 
difference between the living rooms 
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Bone Аша 
O Count. Basic 
E Leonard Обама 
E Dave Brubeck 
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E Mies Da 
B Wilbur De 
uem 
Тои 
B Dizay Gillespie 
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O Chico И: 
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B Sian Renton 
В бо krupa 
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Beery мап 
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атту Rogers 
E Den Seabey 
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TRUMPET 
(Please check four.) 
T Louis Armstrong 
5 Chet Baker 
D Ruby Brat 
E Donald Byrd 
Ej Buck Clav 
O Miles Davis 
О Rusty Ded 
D Sidney DeParis 
D Kenny Dorham 
C Roy Eldridge 
C Don Elliott 
E Art Farmer 
E Maynard Ferguson 
BDiny Gillespie. 
D Bobby Hackett 
D Thad Jones 
5 Joe Newman 
О Shorty Rogers 
O Bob Scobey 


Winding 


TROMBONE 


(Please check three.) 


Ibur DeParis 
Dickenson 


O Mathew Gee 
D Bennie Green 
D Urbie Green 


E Turk Murphy 
О Benny Powell 
C Frank Rosolino 


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D Kai Win 
E Berin Woodman 


ALTO SAX 
(Please check two.) 
O Julian (Cannonball) Adderley 


Н Join Larra 
E Jackie Mekan 
D Frank Morgan 
E Lennie Ni 

E Gene Quill 
E hod sicnt 
T Sonny зах 


BARITONE SAX 
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лс 
¢ Caceres 
D Harry Carney 
Û Serge ашай 
DAI Colin 
E Marty Flax 
C Charlie Fowlkes 
Û Jimmy Саме 
D Lars Gullin 
O Gil Melle 
С Gerry Mulligan 
D Cecil Payne 
Û Joc Rushton 
O Sol Schlinger 

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CLARINET 
(Please check one.) 
D Buddy Сойсис: 
O Buddy DeFranco 
D Jimmy Giullre. 
E Benny Goodman 
D Edmond Hall. 
D Jimmy Hamilton. 
E] Peanuts Ниско. 
E] Rolf Kuhn 
D John LaPorta 
(Ove Lind 
0 Matty Matlock 
D Joc Muranyi 
D Tony Parenti 
C Pee Wee Russell 


O Earl Warren 
Û Phil Woods r E 
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TENOR SAX PIANO 

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D Buddy Arnold O Toshiko Akiymhi 

Auld O Count Basie 

СМ Cohn D Dave Brubeck 


С Frank Foster 
C Bud Freeman 

O Sam Gew 

5 Coleman Hawkins 


E Moby [ayer 
C Richie К. 


E Hip Pie 
may Rollins 

B Charlie Rowe 

D Zoot Sims 

E Sonny Son 

О Budd) Tate 

E Lucky Thompson 

Û Charlie Ventura 

E] Ben Webster 

E] Frank Wess 

D Lester Young 

Bere 


E Barbara Carroll 
E kun Freeman 
C Red Garland 
С Erroll Garner 
D Friedrich Gilda 
D Barry Harris 
E Hampton Hawes 
C Em Hines 
C Hank Jones 
О Billy куе 

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Mckenna 
Melegan 


Petter 
D Oscar Peterson 

D Bud Powell 

D Jimmy Rowles 

E] George Shearing 

D Horace Silver 

D Ar Tatum 22) 


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E) Billy Taylor D Buddy Rich 
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Н Stanley Wrighisman E Ed Shaughnessy 
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GUITAR 
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D Laurindo Almieda 
D George Barnes 
D Skeeter Best 
E] Kenny Burrell 
E Bo Diklly 
D Herb Fllis 


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E Barney Kessel 
E Mundell 


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D Howard Roberts 
E Sal Salvador 

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D Paul Chambers 
П Israel Crosby 
Li George Duvivier 
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E) Louis Bellon 
D Art Blakey 
D Jimmy Campbell 
E] Kenny Clarke. 
D Jimmy Cravlord. 
E Bobby Donaldson 

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C Osie Johnson 
E Jo Jones 

E Philly oe Jones 

E Connie Kay 1 
D Gene Krupa 

E Shelly М 


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MISC. INSTRUMENT 
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O Dorothy Ashbey, harp 
B: Bechet, soprano sax 
D Larry Bunker. vibes 
D Don Butterficld, tuba 
D Toddy Charles, vibes 
D Buddy Collette. flute 
D Don он. vibes, metiophone 


ipton, и 
D Mitt Jackson, vibes 

Steve Lacy, soprano sas. 
Herbie Mann, flute 


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San 


owe Mortis 
wy Nance, violin 
led Моло, vibes 


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Tito Puente, timbales 
Sadi, vibes 
Bud Shank, flute 

Wy Smith. organ 
Tjader, vibes 
Су Тош, bass trumpet 
Art Van Damme, accordion 
Frank Wes, flute 


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E Chet Baker 
D Ray Charles 
D Nat "King" Cole 


C Roy Кой 
D Johnny Mathis 
D Brother Joe May 
D Turk Murphy 

E Jackie bul 

D Jimmy Rushing 
D Frank Sinatra 
D Jack Teagarden 
E Mel Torme 

D Bobby Troupe 
O Joe Turner 

D Joe Will 

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D Chaire Austin 
O Betty Bennett 
D Janet Brace 
D Jackie Cai 
D June Christy 


O Chris 

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D Lurlean Hunter 

D Mahalia Jackson 

E Morgana King 

O Teddi King 

D Peggy Lee 

E Marlene 

O Mary Ann McCall. 

О Carmen McRae 

O Helen Merrill 
Miles 

O'Day 

C) Lucy Reed 

E Rita Reys 


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D) Australian Jazz Quartet 

sepe trs 

O Kenny Clarke 

С Miles Davis 

D Wilbur Der. 

D kenny Dorh: 

E Don ЕШоц 

D Tal Farlow 

D Erroll Garner 


ws Jazz Prophets 


С The Jazz Messengers 
E Hot Jug Band of N. Y. 
С Charlie Mingus 

E Modern Ja 

O Gen 


O Billy Taylor 
E Cal Tjader 

E] Kandy Weston. 

Û Kai Winding — J.J. Johnson 
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VOCAL GROUP 
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С Blue Stars 

E Bradiord Specials 

Û Cadillacs 

Û Jacke Cain Roy Kral 

D Kenny Dorham's Jazz Prophets 

E Four Freshmen 

E Hilos 

С Honey Drea 

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O Met uire Sisters 

DI Mill, Brothers 

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e bathtub with 
ihe owner calls the 
poodle over, The presence of the 
owner in the tub allays any fears he 
(the poodle) may have concerning the 
matter, M it is good enough for 
people, it is good enough for me, the. 
poodle reasons. 


hough the poodle appears du- 
bious, a ‘little applied poodle psy- 
chology and he (the podie) is соп. 
vinced the tub is the place to be. 


HOW TO BATHE A POODLE 


consistent wrm pLavnov's войсу of publishing timely, informative [ea 
tures of real worth and value to the urban male, here is the stepbystep 
procedure for properly bathing your poodle. Though we realize not all of 
Sur readers presently possess, or have immediate plans for procuring, а 

dle, we are confident that every last one of you is, deep down. (where 
it really counts), a poodle lover and so will be able to take at least an act 
demic interest in these instructions. Miss Joan Bradshaw has very kindly 
consented по assist us in the demonstration. 


helpful hints on proper pet care, illustrated 


PLAYBOY 


3. The pet is brought in 
contact with the water in a 


king of a sugar 
а сир of tea. 


4. The poodle 
contentedll wi 
owner applies a ge 
brushing. We, don't 
care what. you've got 
to say, this. poodle is 


PHOTOGRAPHS ву ANDRE DE DIENES 


PLAYBOY 


“Gee, that's funny — all he gave me was a written exam." 


POUND OF FLESH 


tribution of, say, a hus 
That should take care of her amd give 
her a little educación. 1 know a priest 
who knows the Mother Superior, and 1 
think everything can be arranged with 
по questions asked. 

We gave him the hı 
10 make negotiations. The next alter“ 
moon was as dismal a day as I have ever 
Seen. The cab that drove us through 
the rainy streets was slow and rickety 
Jules talked aimlessly of a doren subjects, 
while Sammy and 1, fecling very de 


Y 
cd, sat on either side of Sundae and 
held her hands. 
AL the Iront entrance of the convent 
school, Jules т 


os bell and 
and stern- 


Y 
School English teacher, sent looks fying 
in our direcion that contained all the 
as she fel Sundae away through 
ст door. We almost Tam back 10 
oping to be gone belore Sun- 
ed iat we had deserted her. 
We dropped Jules ой at his French 
Army pos оп our way home and then 
фий Ше cabbie ouside a сойсс shop 
Hear our apartment. We found a table 
and ordered calice 
Te was a dreary and rainy fate after 
noom and our depresion had dropped to 
del. We didt feet e tlle 
ra few minutes Sammy sad, 


T sipped my сойес and didn't say я 
wing He continued aher а while: 21 

(1 rey dirt have any right o be 
Крем at yous Alter ай, its what 


we bought her fo 
1 will sipped шу colfec 
nothing. We sat 


d said 
n despondent silence 
nutes. 

at last, “1 can't help 
Tell me, How was i?" 


yo 
Al нис mature: 

lt was an empty victory; our relatione 
shin lor he next couple vl days, while 
e wert packing and vacating our part 
ment, was strained and cheerless. Pon 
ihe plane going to England Sammy sat 
beside me and read a book and gave the 
shortest posible answers to my conver 

In London he was always busy; he had 


(continued from poge 62) 


a number of friends to visit and some 
how 1 was never included. Once, when 
he did introduce me to an acquaintance, 
he said of me, “This guy is a real devil 
with the women.” He grinned when he 
Sid it, but there was bitterness in his 
voice. 

1 could never quite reach Sammy those 
last dew days He sailed hom Sowth 

upton before 1 did. and ۷ 
о the dock with him to say goodb 
was preoccupied and didn't seem 10 
want to look me in the eye. It was a 
depressing lew minutes as we stood there 
by the gangplank; 1 felt the impes 


Yos ol one of the bes friends T ever had 
1 made what was perhaps thc first 
mature decisión of my Ше эх he turned 
to eme. When be was alley up the 
gplank 1 yelled at him. Te turned 
ound with а bored mewwhat ек. 
presion on his face 
Тадич either! 1 yelled. He looked 
purdcd for a moment, and then the 
Sie on his fact was pure sunshine 
pod on he deck and waved as 
pulled away Irom е duch, 


streets to a little restaurant and h 
cup of сойее, 


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vor of a particular liquor but who nev- 
ertheless like the liquor mixtures, vodka 
isa natural. To make a vodka Martini, 
lor instance, you raerely combine three 
or four parts of vodka to one part of dry 


в 
simply а jigger of vodka poured into. 
а sevenrounce glass 10 which В. added 


squeered lime, ice and quinine water. A 
vodka fuz is a jigger of vodka, the juice 
of a half lime plus the squeezed 
ice and carbonated water —all i 
small highball glass Үл the same manner 
you may serve vodka on the rocks, a 
talka and ginger ale highball or any 
other accepted recipe that appeals tà 
The Screwdriver is one of the repre- 
sof the second class of vodka 
nations — the vodka and fruit juice 
mixtures. To make a Screwdriver” you 


will have more 
frozen orange ji 
juice. If the fresh oranges are the new 
he Florida oranges 
new" California na- 
vels, you may want some added sugar 
ih the drink. Almost any other fruit 
juice harmonizes delighulully with vod- 
a cider, apple juice, grapefruit juice, 
grape juice, pineapple juice, loganberry 
Juice or even cranberry juice. The fruit 
juice combinations with vodka will be 
made more lively by adding а few drops 
not morc — of fresh lemon juice. All 
the fruit juice compounds should be 
really tresty cold with the ice jangling 
in the thin highball glass 
Vodka is, of course, most renowned as 
а combination with tomato juice called 
the Bloody Mary. And this is the third 
category of vodka mixed drinks: 


the complete 
ental 


rex ncs 

For those who like to key up with 
beer rather than with cocktails before 
dinner, for football fans hoarw Fros 
who like a long cold 
bubbling hot Welsh. 
Rabbit and for all cheese connoiseurs, 
the Beer Buster, rLAYBoY'S own crea- 
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11% ounces of 100 proof vodka 

Kee cold beer 

2 dashes of tabasco sauce 

Use a Iounce glass or oversive heer 

ig for the above ingredients. Beer, 
glasses and vodka must be ice cold. Pour 
the vodka, beer and tabasco sauce into 
the glass. Stir lightly. For a smaller size 
drink usc a Lounce shot of vodka, an 


Bounce glass of beer and 1 dash of 
tabasco sauce, 
BLOODY MARY 
1% ounces of vodka 
6 ounces of tomato juice 
Juice of ус lemon 


teaspoon Worcestershire sauce 
Hast ate 

1 dash pepper 

1 dash taco sau 


Shake well. Pour unstrained into a large 
highball glass, or strain and pour into a 
small highball glass. 


Moscow MULE 


"This is a cousin of the Horses Neck, 
a ginger ale drink which includes a Jong 


spiral of lemon peel, The lemon should 


p 

d inne pios 

cs of vodka 7 

Ice cold ginger ber 

Long spiral оГ lemon perl at lea $ 
chen long 


a tall glass. Add the lemon 
vodka, Fill the glass with 
Stir lightly. 
KUMMEL CAR 
This is the Slavic version of the Side. 
Car. M 
134 ounces of vodka 
роба 
1 ounce of lemon juice 
Lemon peel, small 
c vodka. kummel 


- Pour imo 
a prechilied cocktail цам. Twist the 
Temon peel over the drink and drop the 
pee! ino the glase 


VODKA FRUFF SAUCES. 


Brandied fruits and fruits in rum have 
long been luscious accompaniments for 
ice cream deserts. In тч Апоу recent 
vodka tryouts, the liquor was found to 
harmonize beautifully with black cher- 
ries and frozen strawberries, 

"To make the strawberry mixture, thaw 
опе Mounce can or package of sliced, 


Add 11% ounces 
ixture 


sweetened strawhe 
Let the 


d one 
Spoon over 


of vodka. 


ls are com 
bined as follows. Drain а No. 2 can of 
black pitted cherries ( 
pie cherries). Drain. well 10 те 
much cherry juice as posible. Combine 
the cherries with three ounces of vodka. 
Let the mixture stand at least 5 or 6 
hours in the refrigerator. Place the cher 
ries and vodka in a saucepan and heat 
until the liquor bubbles. Remove fron 
the fire Add another шет of vodka 
Light the liquid with a match, Ver the 
luc Mames play around the fruit for a 
ew seconds, and then spoon the hot 
cherries over v am. The 


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AMBIENTE LAND 


(continued from page 51) 


Tower market (huge bunches of blossoms 

tered boys 
"J. Ten hou 
sand tons of the posies are produced lor 


perfume essence every year on the 
sharply terraced farms that climb the 
hillsides along the coastal road, In fact, 


Towers spread bright carpets over most 
‘of the farmland all the way to G 
Анет that, ах the roadside billboards 


(ус, they ve even got them there) thin 
Out jain. из olive groves all the way to 
[neon 
We don't get that far our бом day 
3 Jever have yet. One reason 
is a retaurant called Та Mottola, be 
tween Ven «d Bordighera. We 
a gh a amit ol ilex 
Y Waiter will аро, 
Sempre 4i foni” CAL 


ways В Then 


the Vocal specialties, 
а contemplative 
f ie palet 
5 greci onata Irom ie Be 
dh of Polcevera, light and pungent 
nd in sune with ов! morning mood. 
Tater the waiter brought us a riuppin 
fh stew that compares well with hc 
French bouillabaise. With it came a 
инс definite white Cinque Tene, a 
Wine Dante and Heecaico were already 
Paving about back in the Ui Century 
Then a wild array of cheeses and cold 
tresh grapes and fg followed by a цам 
Of salad, a амо cordial 
in Son Remo, а lide further along 
фе oast. youl want to watch for four 
the Royal Hoel, the 
rant and е 13th 


tury charm of the hilltop Pigna dis 
Н darkly narrow lanes and winding 

fights of stone steps. 
Speaking of casinos, the one at San 
no is the only one along this coast 


deserves the пат 
а Palm Court con 

te, trente et quarante amd Бас 
There are a couple more (at Ra 


and Viareggio) that run to dan 
drinking and gambling during the sun. 
high season; but generally spe: 


anything else тебетей 10 as 
(хий the accent on d 

оп the ^i") is likely to feature les licit 
pleasures, 

Beyond San Remo, the roud r 
through а whole duster of resorts, So 
are big amd well known and fairly 

«led even in the spring and fall, be 
tween the fesation of Пай 
and the w 

trope. Pi 


р 
c, mE take the smaller 
vercialired spo Laignegli 
Arma di Taggia, Celle Ligure amd Var. 

lost two distinguished by 
torren through. 
across the beach inte the ха. 
all within easy driving of the. 


ери ee eee нысы 
fre leal like champagne and saltim borca 
а Romana or bugna calda with trulles. 
їл fact, the gilt is brighter for the drive 
there past a caravan of Don Camillos 
(on. motorcycles, small boys with goats 
Women with headbaskets of fruit, crumb- 
Wing amber walls scrawled with Com 
шин slogans and موی‎ бери on 
marble church steps, 

But when we've in a vino тошо rather 
than и champagne mood, we like to be 
ble to stroll down Ше hilly alleys of a 

II village, ducking family laundry, 
ш a liking chorus of buon 
фотон We like to Ind our way to the 
Tite шона by th and a table 


OT mushrooms pi 
in bur with a touch ol garlic and 
chopped parsley. And when we as 
what elie i good, М "Quel che 
тон аттат! ingrassa” ("What doesn't 
Kill you will fatten you"). 

Take our advice and rent a villa at 
Noli or in the Bottini quarter of Celle 
Ligure, amid pinewoods atop sheer 
chi ic runs down to a small beach 
hse rocky outcroppings capture busy 
pools of зея Не from the receding tide 
Gr perhaps you'll want to go on. at least 
jour fint trip, to Genoa and beyond to 
the even more famous stretch ӨГ rocky 
amd pebbled beaches of the Riviera di 
Levante 
top briefly en route through bustin 
Gent, Take in, И you insists sights lie 
Ghistopher Columbus” house. For us 
however, the sights of Genoa are in U 
pulsing. merry Ше of the streets. The 
Мом slong these narrow vicoli is a 
Couple of thousand years old now but 
as lively as ever. Especially so around 
the docks where there's a bar for every 

tionality, entertainment for every 
taste, а racket Тог every sucker, 

nese cooking runs mostly to ой 
oil and а hasiland-cheese sauce called 
Pesto, You'll Би it over. posta, inside 
‘minestrone and other soups, around Dur 
vida fish ragouts and other seafood. We 
liked its sharp taste once we got used 
to it At better restaurants like Olivo 
ог Capurro al Grattacielo, vou can get 
Milanese onobueo (veal baked on the 
marrow bone), Neapolitan pizza ог Ro- 
mn fritto misto. (nf artichokes, brains, 
Знссййгсайх, cauliflower and liver soaked 
in буу, then fried). 

AUGenoa’y Ristorante al Mare we had 
a steaming bowl of brodetto Rimini, а 
really terrific fish stew seasoned with 
salon, a spinach tinted lasagne Pied- 
montese, а huge broiled lobster. then 
some gorgonzola cheese mashed with but. 

and eaten with fresh pears. We 
Ч with а boule of light С 
hae! the final crumbs with biting, 
orangellavored strega liquenr. 

South and cast of Genoa, the coast is 
more rocky. The Via Aurelia (laid o 
Һу Roman legion) dips and winds 
around tiny coves bright with red and 
green fishing boats careened on a peb- 
Мей slope and dark brown nets hanging 
ош to diy, then through а hilltop vik- 


jh, tossed. 


lage of treeshaded barnyards and a dray- 
trafficked church square so peacefully 
rural it might be a thousand miles from 
the sea. 

We like this stretch because it's still 
mot too far from San Remo's Casino 
and the citified llesh pots of Genoa. Yet 
it has tourist type flesh pots of its own: 
three utterly lovely but overtouristed 
resorts — Rapallo, Santa Margherita Li 
gure and Portofino. 

‘This last, as an instance of them ай, 
is а visual dream: pink and green and 
pale blue, saflron and white villas horse 
hocd around a gleaming green arm ol 

е sea. Jt has the magnificent Hotel 
Splendido, with a long terrace overlook- 
ing town and bay; it has the Restaurant 
Pitostoro, whose minestrone is a sym: 
phony of condiments. Its seasoning in 
volves onion, garlic, salt, pepper, cayen- 
пе, bay leal, oregano, anchovy paste 
and on and on. Portofino has a piazza 
зо perfect it might be a stage set, with 
cafe tables set out in the sunshine under 
the ilex trees, among boats and lacemak- 
сту stalls and fishermen’s nets; it has a 
castle, up on the headland across from 
the little harbor. it has some of the 
clearest water for skin diving (though 
the underseas prottoes around the islands 
ol Bergeggi ard Gallinaria offer a special 
thrill), 

Portofino, in short, is the sort of place 
you really can't believe even when you 
fet here, But everyone knows it and 
that’s why we stay at Camogli or — if we 
сап get a villa, because there's no hotel — 
at San Fruttuoso nearby. Anyone with 
half soul finds Portofino a little hard to 
take now in any but а visual sense, with 
its edgy overlay ol yatchborne movie 
stats, day tippers om conducted tours 
and Milanese merchants with fashy 
mistreses. The wine isn't 15€ а boule 
at Portofino anymore and the fshermen's. 
Wharfside homes are luxury apartments. 
The fishermen themselves make U 
living from tourist trips along the coast. 

Rapallo is pretty much the same way. 
with нь lush Restaura 
Santa Margherita with its Helios Ter 
raza restaurant and its expensive Bar 
acuda and Capo di Nord Est nighiclubs. 

And even beyond those towns —to 
wherc Shelley lived and Byron 

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For us, the best parts of the entire 
coast, (reeking, with beatiful ani 
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Cinque Terre. Still almost unknown, 
although just off one of the most heavily 
trampled tourist tracks in Europe, they 
offer truly unspoiled color: fishing vil 
Tages where the fishermen really fish, dra- 
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‘asc, a towering shadow entered the pic- 
ture, the theramin began its timorous 
and the beauty in question looked 
over her shoulder, uttered Scream of 
Mortal Terror, Female, No. 84-8 (Full: 
Throated), and was promptly gripped by 
severe nausea just at the Lade or 
Newspapers loomed upon u 
STRANGE STUFF SLAVS SEXY اج‎ 
And Variety, shocked ас the death of a 
prominent girl vocalist, reported: 
THRUSH эшит ву мози. 
ЖО? 


sereen; 


You are not just а. асіп" your prog: 
nathous jaws, Buster,” quipped a melon 
bosomed blonde. undulating 

witha crackle of aca and Гарри 


well greased ev 


fou mean you're 


World's foremost. She 
struck an attitude. “The same. Where 
is he latest victim?" 


“Well, uh — * 

“One moment.” The new voice be 
longed to a young man with broad 
shoulders and a sincere tilt to his сус 


brows who lumbered. profile first into 
"Dr. Bradstone is not en. 
he blathered. 


their midst. 
tirely correct, Lieutenant,” 


h pos 
the feld.” 
the lady and sized up her ankles. "she. 
not the world’s foremost authority." 


The author of Viscosity in a Chang. 


ing World, Viscosity for the Millions, 

How Viscous Are You? and Whither 

Viscosity? of course. In short, mysell.” 
hen you're Dr. Quentin Conroy of 
ute for Viseosimetrical Re- 


7" said Conroy, striking an 


“Well, Dr. Conroy." said Brenda. 
coldly, striking another attitude and 
ring, ako, he Lieutenant. whose 


hands had been roving, “it’s a pleas 
“Thank you,” smirked Conroy, re 
X from his satchel a small device 
Tcembling a doublebarrelied rectal 
ас 
"What, pray, is that?” asked Brenda, 
haughüly. "A doublebarrelled 1 
thermometer?” 
718 obvious, Dr. Brad 
sponded Conroy with ¢ 


interest, 
3 Thorpe and Rodger viscometer, or 
even a Wilhelm Ostwald viscometer, ГИ. 


оче. 
is a Conroy viscometer. Now shake 

butt and help me set up my equip- 
ment.” 


mumbled Brenda, submis- 


sively. 
Having made this obeisance 10 the 
оГуценийс discussion and alo 
audience to sleep, the 

d 10 the city room ol à 
The screen was a riot 


ocal newspaper. 
of shirtsleeves, blue pencils, green сус. 


shades and cigareue smoke, The city 
editor, picking his nose with a Мис pen 
til, was snarl unkempt bur 
сатен. young man. "Yurroutaya 
тест? he said. “Just b. 
here he paused to suck a dr 
from a soggy container — "just be 
the first goo killing coincided with re 
pons 


from om 
И me. You know w 
really 


'urroutaya mind, Pfeifer, t 
А. Go get me another рй 
The city editor, 1 noted, w 


сам from. 
the same rugged mold as the police lic 


ati а upon coc get. 
scovered that he was played by the 
same actor, bushy hi à covered with 
Tiguid latex о simulate а lampy baldness 
T admired this stroke of economy 
Pfeiffer, of course (1 1 may condeme 
the action а bit here) took 
the 


however, overhearing the г 
porter's theory, got a faraway look in 
суе and. loosening: his Countess M. 
began to wade into his work with vc. 
пеней bustle, 
‘Two lapdissolves and a theramin solo 
later, Conroy looked up from his visco 
His face was pale, his eyebrows 
he said. 
пее? 
1, on our world, ай living things have 
a basis of carbon, why then оп other 
‘worlds may not Ше have a basis of some- 
Silicon, or hydrogen, or— 


“Quentin,” breathed Brenda quiet 
ойыу nt his наг (hey 


ine ibo 
even now, 


poor girls, the 
ї roaming at large: 

Ay foot Бов 
"Vaseline? ^ 
Couroy nodded grimly. “With h 
ind." said the Lieute 


“Tut... but..." foundered В 
forgetting her lines, 
harmless . . 

“Yes — vascline as we know it," Cow 
Tov agreed. "Hut what if it were cn 


dowed with a superhuman intelligence 


beyond our бент" 
eal said the Lieutenant 


“the Liewienanes eyes prew play at 
е image: then he capped his hand 10 
Ч Marched straight. lor the 


Brenda, breathing 
ihe globs of goo — 
saucer — the theramin music. 


But what 


is this monsters purpose in Killing these 
girls? And why only 
Conroy frowned. “I... dont... 


he said. 

And suddenly, the monster was upon 
us. The screen was filled with hairy vasc- 
Tine — Ay feet of it, stroll 
down the roud and hy 


st limbed up the the 
Arthur Miller followed close on his heels 
and Marilyn Monroe clung to me (ut 
durstundably) for comfort. My popcorn, 
of course, went flying at the frst sight 
ol the monster, and for а moment 1 was 
1 by salt and falling kernels 
When my vision cleared. Т saw to n 
horror that Brenda was in the toils of 
the unearthly type creature and was giv- 
ing the theramin some still competition 
în the wailing department. Next we saw 


Conroy, his viscometer awry. pointing 
wildly and yelling, "It's taking her to 


Ч the hills! 


ler the re 


porter, behind а 
um the fying 
"Alter some scratchy stock footage of 
rs and Onslow Stevens 
‘couple of '35 Chevvies and. 


ig down the road, we got our first 
glimpse of the sancer. И was made of 
Timoges china, tri The 
monster oored into the ри 
Brenda, whose struggles had 
ticeably Lacking, 
services hadd ap 
Tor we were now treated to stir 
of the U. S the Polish 
and the air force of an unidentified na- 
tion, all engaged in dust-raising activity 
ol one sori or another, culminating in. 
the detonation of the hydrogen bomb, 
these оп left the 

ed. By the time Conroy. 
and Pfeifler it had miraculously 
released! Brenda, however, and she ran 
toward. her colleague. 

“Чив Conroy. “You're all 
ight! Tt let you до... and you di 


Mane code. The goo told me the whole 

story. He di nt to kill these girls: 

they just got deathly ill at the sight of 
He was only looking for a mate. 

lonely 

А mate?! 


Вис he's that is—he 
doesn’t have апу—1 mean— 

"You don't understand, Quentin. 
Look at my eyelids,” 


“They're ravishing.” 
“What else?” 
“They're well greased.” 

With vaseline!” 

“Exactly! All those other girls greased 
their eyelids with vaseline, 100. And the 
stall from outer space was just looking 
for someone of his own kind!” 

“Amazing!” Conroy embraced her. 


‘You're wonderful, Brendal A true 
scientist, rena, darling will, you 
marry me? Together, we will plumb new 
depths of viscosity!” 

"Yurroutaya mind.” sud Brenda. 
"I'm ком home with Pete.” 

"Pet 

Brenda sighed ecuatically. “1 can't 

m Pete 


pronouns Merc name. ea h 
Because hes made of petroleum jelly — 
vaseline to yon 

“What? Youre going back to his na 
tives planet мин Ми” 

"Yes. isn't le wonderful? Talk about 
plumbing new depths ol viscosity — man, 
hes really viscous! Г be doing the cause. 
Of vionimetry а great services Besides.” 
She added. ий à Пън 
always was а sucker for 

in prewlopes. 
۳ комат the IN 
Sic cli 


renda and Per 
ng sauctr as the 
bed to great heights. It was 
was more like 

Conroy 

е а man, blinked back a tear, 
cometer and walked slowly 


in the opposite direction. 
The lights in the theatre went up and 
1 became suddenly aware of the coldness 


ff he leather seat on which 1 мах siting. 
A sudden (саг gripped me and 1 looked 
down 10 find и confirmed. Somehow 
ty the wizardry of dream, 1 was хон 
йө erue s сти: Ше BE 
Bottom of my pajamas. Рыта, 1 
Hooked at Marilyn. She was westiug the 
Mone 1 found this turmotevents 
charming and, эз 1 eit the theatre with 
her, land i prewdoped, 1 did not even 
uc eq erbe 
pes perdas o 
Telligence beyond mv ken. 


HOODWINKED HUSBAND 


(continued from фиде 52) 


fishing, boat 
“Ah. Captain! Marco. 1 
glad vou are here. For a» 1 sat here, 
ining the high sport you must be en- 
joving. my blood grew restive and it was 
all 1 could do to Keep from rowing away 


and taking а taste of my wife! 1 very 
nearly did vo. in fact — but 1 knew how 
disappointed vou would been 10 


find your transportation gone. 

At these words, o grew slightly 
pale. for he realized he had come dan 
gerously close to discovery. Rallving, 
however, he said, “Why, ray good fellow! 
Are you married? 1 had го idea. ИТ 
had but known, I would have told you to 
njoy her by ай means and then return. 
lor me.” 

"What, sir?" asked Marco. "Did you 
not know 1 recendy wed a girl so beauti- 
ful, so sensuous, so altogether desirable 


that she arouses a craving im all who 
look upon her?” 
io. you lucky rascall But see here: 
wives, however fair they may be, must be 
reckoned as part of the regular furniture 
ob the house, something to serve our 
pleasant uses whenever we may stand in 
heed. But married or unmarried, we 
Justy men must always be on the look-out 
for some fresh morsel. Nature demands 
Therefore, when you bring me to this 
place tomorrow evening, 1 will return to 
the boat with the lady — so that we both 
may enjoy her. Eh? What do you say? 
Marco was overcome with delight. 
‘The next evening, he had draped his 
boat with carpets and canopies, improv: 
pg its appearance and increasing its 
je docked at the same place; 
out, repeated hi ey of 
the previous night, and т 
short time with a heavily-vei 
woman. Marco wai 


iled. young 
«d patiently while the 


two made merry within the canopied en- 
closure. 


“Then, alter a while, Antonio 
and said: "Now then, Marta, 
And а sweet bit Of sauce 

h 1 have never 
Seca the wile of whom you spoke yeter. 
hight, Y am sure the lady within i» her 
y and ardor. One thing, 

Marco my friend: do not, 


be the undoing ol us both.” 
Marco's brows creased at this. “1 do not 


tell you,” Antonio 
since the fewer who 


said in a whisper, 
Know, the better. But because you are 


жанд, 1 will reveal to you that this 
[idy is no less a personage than rhe 
daughter of the Doge. amd she meets us 
єтє in great peril of her father's wrath 
Con your conctive our Kae i word of this 

red her disfavor 
The rack, the thumb: 
با‎ A her 


quickly and in silence,” 


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painted, сйс lady 
and took are of her in five min. 
utes, returning 10 Antonio full of prais 
for her acon ents. "Not only is 
she the equal of my wile." he declared: 
she surpasses ber! But с belore 
you return this highborn Lady t the 
shore, please tell me how 1 may repay 
you for this enjoyment you have given 
ne tonight 


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insist, sin! Such sport as this cannot 
ice на the finest bawdy 
for you 


houses in Vi 
in return?” 

Well,” said Antonio, “ 
а dinner on Saturday for so 
but as you know, my funds 


you could posibly loan me 
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speak not of loans. It will be my pleas 


ме to provide the price of din 
Saturday next. for you an 


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