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OPINION BY JOHN STEINBECK 
FICTION BY AL MORGAN 


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PLAYBOY 


PLAYBILL 


m par excel 


and winner ol the second bone (hair in 
телу s Finst Annual faz Poll d 

io our offices recently with a be 
blonde on las armi. We thougl Kar might 
be ooking for his silver Jazz Medal. bur 
he had quite another re 


the blonde turned aut to be hin wile 
Jeane, ап ex Latin Quarter lovely, and. 
she wanted te he а Playmate As we rake 


and valked oi Play 
metes. ит amel such, K 
pecora he had jest eut for Columbia — a 


hip handling wl ahe sexy wld dll 
Frankie and Johnny 

picture story an it Ни un. һе uei. 
half serious. Маке de we 
agreed. all seriously, i Jeanne wald 
portas Frankie in suitably Plasmatetike 


‘itive and Bai, hitnsell, would make 


мане as Ше tuo Johnny 
the Windings thought this was a fne idea 
und sine tlie September оце was close 


IS 
м. Hants the end 


ҮШ «Хана had a date 


Че week, we hat 


o set ир aml sl 


onda half. Retore the able lens of David 
Limon, cool imterprctanion of Kai's 
Columbia etching was achieved amd i 


tonsierable amour ol Ни was had hy 
ИМ concerned. Colum 


Чез ane using t 


for the LP aml LP jackets 

When we askeel Jolin Steinbeck to ex 
press his opiniom Felt sub 
dert oF his men u seht he 


м come up wird а мизи! decument 
reminiscent ol his Grapes of Wrath, ОГ 
Micv and Men m In Dubious Battle 
conchis in ihe ideni 


ble 
cated 


fed with his mame. But (не empre 
ме 


‘Steinberk pulled а sophi 
| wre us а page o 
in the words other sense, 
His Open Se 


though no lese on 


от Guests, lo 


allens за 


“One of the best. 


the mast civilized writers 


today. says exitic Kenneth Кем 
Lawrence Durrell.. He is iles wh a 
ме im өш нама amd Puritan world. 


Nest төн 
bok will 


coming 


in England a mew Durrell 
м. tied Esport de Corp 
od lion series enn. 


тай 


the cig Service 
otter a preview ol 
> The Blooper 
herein, 

ot The Great Man f 
thew pages with 
b. like his Master of the Revels 


ics a fine. exon 
Fashion 
aros stories will comprise part ol his 
ook. Сач of Characters, t be published. 
later this 

Tom Mar ble 
prose about food and drink for thes 
pases Irom almost tbe first iesu. enjoys 


a much deserved rest this month as we 
caver a samewhat dilerem arca of the 
wre ant im The Gourmet Bil, a € 


fal photo takeout om smart. masculine 


wen selected by rraveov for the 
bachelor's bullet, 
This September y 
most unique method Jor sizing up рио 
e girlfriends IE seems a person's 
ing oe 
mion about personality, ib vou 
pd Dorothy ағ 
‘ol the techniques, 


жуму includes 


pee 
hindur 


know how to read it 
js here to exp 
Mis S 

 Craphalogi 
books, includ 


Amer 


a в president е the 
ng the recem Маши 

New York 
amb has 


author ol sever 


Analysis. is a member ot ше 
ман Council, 


с sy diets Fred Mt 


Еа Maxwell amd the Duchew af 
Windsor 

h Fall newspapers ad: magazines 
abend. with. prelessional sounding, pre 


views ol ie coming foathall season, Чин, 
the icm who begean it all. a full 
is Francis Wallace 
ШҮ 


en 


Frank's fare 
tive around — е 
А in The Миии Fir 
ming Post Пот 1997 10 ИМВ. then in 
Collier's они 1919 па 1056, анні man, an 
Ч И" 
Praywor А Хойс Dane student when 
Knie Rockne was cath, Walle broke 
imo football as the school’s sports puli 
heity din ul Latex was president uf 
the Notre Dame Минин Assacintion, He 
hos written. an addition to his 17 previous 


appeared negul 


annual tombali forecasts. hundreds ol 
me amd 14 fn 
abont sports. including the. hos sel 
Kid Gnlahart. For his ungen crystal кал 


articles on the ika. aunty 


Hip to page 38 -- after veuve sied u 
the September Playmate. ef come 


DEAR PLAYBOY 


ED Acones marnor macazne + 232 в. оно зт, сисждо 11, инон 


THE MIDDEN DISSUADERS 

Оп page 71 ol the [une бын 1 discov 
cred. your ad dor ri avn 

Using as a reference hook The Hif 
Persuaiters, reviewed in Playboy After 
Hours, 1 апетр 

simbol wonipulatin 
дий! feelings 
which w 


im ering the 
shout sellin 


order thes 


Jom" in sich an и 
pin. Or perhaps you were usi 
sl im 


pitch by: showi 


esteemed editor publish 


^im his Olde Бу tie 
and presumably k 
of which en 


mauily siguet 
charcoal Панне 


said to exude urban sophisticition. 1 
carefully considered all ib 


facets of this problem 
the hell send me the Ge pin. Û bougie 
the eo 


MYSTERY WOMAN 
There is just 


thing bothering me 
Vhat one thi 


the lovely blomde ringimg lor the elevator 


in dhe Playbill photo wher is shes 
sib Marrow 


Lawrence, New Vark 


wh 
Meter and when will we sce more of hee 
x. Johnson 


I am very 
who. 


wich interested in finding 


OK, OK — she's a m ayuo мено, she's 
und her nume is Mary Аин La 


ГМЕ RUSSELL CLUR 

Ray Russell's stell tops S J. Perelman. 
Wa Wallach анд esery other satirist Гуе 
high level 
lacrateyetzany un poking. His mulli 
jun stew ol Huby Doll, The Rnınmaker 
and Romeo und Juliet is pi 


ever rend dor consistently 


bably the 


^t delt job of cra quil 


ever per- 


formed on this troubled okl y 
David Нонна 


Spokane. Wasi 


EE 


four times last night and ємї time it 


the Handiame Strange 


became better. Û gave it to my wife w 


al, just to see И Û could be w 


Nas she came to the same conti 
it is just about The Ment 
Тан Seaman 


Los Angeles. California 


Тегей — the only suitable commen 
Ray ыма» Enter (he Has 
Stranger! When do we es 
ceive more laughs Пон 
American satirist 
Sere Walker 
Santa Barbara, Cali 


stopper 
poontane is T 
re, P know 


s ва publishing hause 
ond “Tippecanoe and Tyler, toot” is an. 
old campai an: but tell me — wha 
or what в Tetra 


A bana fide nex " 
According to arcane anthority Н. Е 
Wedeck's “Dictionary of Magic” (РИЙ. 
so plical Library). it is “the mont effec 
tive word im wagi performances” 


Prunounee it wt yous men visk. Richard, 


THE FLY 
V cant adequately describe the sensa 


Gon d experienced. reading George 
Langel: The Fly. 1 hase since 
been critically observant 

bluchos 


The Fly has give 


VI never look а Пе in the face agai 
Bill Riedi 
Northfield, Vermont 


Lets have more like The Fly. 1 cer 
ree with vut that it was “one af 


palin misten ing 
stories" е 
14 be made 


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erty өп man's Fashion 


Write or free Drew Ch 
Bart Bocharch 


a wonderful science-fiction movie. 


Damn The Му! I couldn't steep last 
night! 
D. С. Regner 
Chicago, Illinois 


SILVERSTEIN 
Shel Silveracios cartons in the May 
эше were һи ol nor 
talia for both me vite. 1 
16 simulating img томы 
in Japan (even tho 
wit me) and Sil crucis sketches Cer 
Tinty brought back pleasant memories 
Hope you dh Нав p for Ше 

ыр Мими R. Sucks 
Reval, California 


OLD SPANISH CUSTOMS 
o express to you my i 
the delightful Spanish 


Ribald Classic in your March issue, The 
Painted Lady. V 


эр as а teacher of 
foreign 
enjoy revivals of this sort than your aver 


ut 1 believe yo 


ape reader 
Tori a valuable 


an per 
туйс (amd do yoursell 


a good turn at the same time) by al 
ing the perennial humor of the classics 
and especially of some that hae been 
neglected by American readers 
James 5. Patty 
University of ‘Tennessee 


Knoxville, Teneste 


T was very glad to sce J. A. Gato's 


trom [uan Ruiz, The 
Those Spaniards really 

Td fîke to sce more 
ac from time to 


Painted. Lady. 
have а cute Пино. 


om Spani 


Tim. Томи 

Lexington, Kentucky 

Mr. Gato has been traveling in Spain 

and ix панмарис, for талуһөу, more 

Ribald Clames from the literature of 
that country. 


CROSBY ON TV 

My Ви is all (a Ме, Crosby and his 
aseme comments regarding TV's dire 
lack of sex appeal. (IF Like This with 
TV, May) 1 


eis Hoth 


у 10 we her 
pop corn with some commercial dope 
Mind you, I enjoy Bob Hope. Jack 
Henny and the like, but 1 abo like sex. 
пор, New York 


As usual. Joli Crosby is olf his ever 


lovin wochen then every мече: 
specting TV fan knows Mr. C. is a 
Im certain 


Sespor ol 
video's eariy days, will take exception 
om. And il Perry 

sel 1 may as 
one pills. 


w isn't Mr. SA. 
throw away п 


Mr. Crosby must 
и that. Miss Edith Adams is no dim 
Admiuedly she is “ol de theatre” but 
to millions ol just plain folks who will 
never же the inside al а 


Broadway 
house, she # аз Familiar as Marilyn Mon 


whom she incidentally out Montes. 


the nest time you 0 
14а Lupino Howard Dull 
md sharp at timos, 


and certainly aot for the Captain Кан 

y sel. think Mr. Crosby has static 
your Playmates so closely he's нидей 
Up his со 


ict lenses 
Jean M. Rowan 
St. Louis, МИ 


John Crosby's article was well written 
and the one wand 
ast 


mjosed except 14 
d im the hird paragraph пон 


the end. lt would have Ва just as тїшє 
effect with a better chosen word, 
Mis. Dorothy Wilken 
Gainesville, Florida 


Now, Dorothy, let's nut bitch about 
one litle word. 


THE LIVING END 

Both as a photmeraplier 

1 found your pictorial on Vikki Dougan 
most intr But did you 

publie appearance 

own ara pay lor 


ias a man, 


had mad 
in her fabulous 


New Frontier Motel 
kî and Kathy Marlowe 
engaged! in am impromptu Bartle ol the 
Cleavage, which 1 preserved lor po 
with my camera, 
Bemad af Hollywood 
Lar Vegas, Nevada 


on backward. 
Men of Mu Beta. Kappa 
La Sierra College, Calil 


She has the 


Та the Thirties in was legs in the 
Fontes, bosons, d now. in the Кїз 
it is belinda! Pive le Чегине! 

©. A, Morr 


Virgini 


Now only does Vikki (The Dark) 
Dongas dress recall Jack Coles “der 
ed ош—й aho 


as you point 


recalls a Party Joke hom your June 55 
“The besdiened 

a recent society ball w 
lovely Miss Agn 
n 


s Whose gown 
revealed her 


Jim Coepcrman. 
Doylestown, 


1 am embarassed for Mis Vikki 
Dougan. 1 

kind Th 
ng мо 


harrassed for all woman 
и mak 


сан kl мин abo 
nom 


SEÑOR 

ime practi 
T decl Harrison Саме did no: 
amy hie article to its 
ione cam bueh w 
ИГ “accidentally.” but 
этїм strives to place her m suh а pes 
on that she is obliges! vo return amd or 
continue the contact, This is the ultimate 


in € C. 


sion, nm 


ue C. € 


Dan Hanley 
Palmdale, € 


BLANKETY-BLANK, 

Layout in your une issue is un 
Meled, 1 am ol course referring te 
cover and page 16. You dared w 


Ithaca, New Vork 


You run out of ink or 
W. J. Meyer 
New York, New York 
T just Jove your banketyblank blank 
pages They're simply emp teeee! 
Don Baird 
Atlanta, Georgia 


ing? 


Your e the June issue is beau 
iful amd is followed up nicely by the 
illu anion tor The Fly. 1 like the maga 
ine very much, amd rcad all the stores 
in Daddy: (Gardner Rea) copies 
езер R 
New York, N 


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held sacred and protected Irom the gawk 
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a ume capsule. 
Dick Hansen 
Oklahoma City. Oklahomi 


Rolf. макои 
коста guy,” Mort Sal, placed your 
m the colltctorsitem cav. 
‘ural humor makes the Merles, 
Hopes and Gleasons of the business pale 
by comparison. To Malen 
sis, "Well, OK, Fine. Onw; 
ТЕ White 
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PLAYBOY AFTER HOURS 


M we were in Hollywood recently. be 
ing ld аера eld 
we picked up some bracing Intel 
кан, he shudder ick, E 
the ногам rend toward 
Misit il sonnel track: жышт. MR et 
the Doo Theme fue The 3 
Who Conquered the World. btn obvi 
Фере DE bh. rock a төй and 
Мате 


vette by Javne М 


creature films is the one ıi 
1 Was a Teenage Werewolf when we saw 
in at a West Coast presi 

Herb Gold, pho пет 
University in Massachusetts, swears is 
titled 2 Was u Teenage Vampire in its 
eastern release, "Maybe thes cle 

up lor Boston,” says Gold. 


but which 


ing Brandeis 


You've undoubtedly read about the 
big distillery that recently held a contest 
for the most original bo s A 
pair of drinking pro nov, 


their negative hostilities on such 
goings-on. submitted the following 

The Palette — two parts bourbon, one 
part assorted oil paints, This is for 
TV addict who wants to see everything 


in compatible color 
The Emy Way — two parts be 
one part mulled go 


these who go Га 
The Vikki Do 

bourbon, 14 teaspoon 

ters, ВИ the glass with champ: 


garnish with a slice of cu 


nber stripped 


down the back. 
Funny Feature of the annual Edgar 
Allan Poe Awards dinner, sponsored by 


the Mystery Writers of 
solemn мше to the 


America, was a 
mystery reader 


of the year dubbed, most suitably. The 
umt Instrument Award. The Society 
Connoisseurs in Murder, founded 


‘over 190 years ago and recently revived, 
announced the winner of thor annual 
Profesor Webster Memorial Award for 
n outstanding contribution ro murder 


as one of the fine atts, The laws of libel, 
however, require that the recipient re 
iain anonymous, since he was acquitted 


his trial. 


А reasonably sober staff member has 


located a bar where the good things of 
ged im fallout 
sipping his gion. he felt the 


need to know the time 
shucked. Spotting а wall clock 
far end of the bar. 


a vite hes 


cd from 
et the hour, and was 
xgisted to discover thar the clock 

time in months rather than 


his stool, went to 


He learned it was a quarter to 
der remarked: "The 
a опе revolu- 


August. The bas 
clock was made by 


per alas 
This allows 2 
Leap Year 


dav cach 
less йу for the Leap Year 


therefore. by one day alwer 
but by that rime even the 
in here won't care. 


buly we know who rem a 


un * Michigan 


* new book 


Somewhat 
ahashed, our Iriend inlormed the b 
that the correct ude is The Imo. 
nhassadors (Playboy After Hour 
July 1057). The customer, crestallen and 
disappointed. muttered a polite “thank 


you, left. 
American Airlines reports ta us that it 
collects about one million bucks worth 


lostond-found 


ms each year. И 


1 60 pairs of glasses, 


tatiy sen 
when a DCT set down at International 
Airport in New York. Alter the pi 
sengers had scattered to thelr destina: 
tions a rather personal item of apparel 
had been left behind: a modern, work 
able straight jacket — you know, the kind 
with buckles in the back 

schizoids. So far, nobody 
but then that figures Who'd be nuts 


FILMS 


А gun — а monstrous, ornate, phallic 
mon — is the star ot The Pride and the 
ion. The time is Napoleonic, the 
place w Spain and the gun is the Bi 
Bertha af ity day — the largest hunk of 
artillery in the world. U belongs to the 
Spanish army. which has abandoned it 
a the French 
invader. A rugged hand of peasants, led 
by shoemaker Frank Si 

rewtisate the ga 


in am ignoble retreat 


Spanish cime 
aided by Сау Са 


British naval ofhcer who supplier the 
ordnance knowhow the peasants Jack 
Sophia Loren is the wench im the 
hinerv. unwittingly piling love ri 
y on top of the two men's other 
troubles, The scenes which feature the 


dragged the mad by a cast of 
thousands, dangled oll the side of a gore 
to conceal it from the enemy, or 

Jome and allowed to roll pell nell down 
a hillside. raising dust, Пән ires 
und scattering sheep in its path. Un 
apply. the scenes in which the leser 
characters (that is, the people) prevail 


re not so good: they suller Irom inept 


PLAYBOY 


nos 


preoccupation 
with fidelity 


reaches new high 
among modern 


male: 


stirs special cate bay been. 
ite le Tom ond eh Wu precio 


iet wood. mac 
my 


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ray, Ris care p 


Күү А 
Дена 
od JBL cdi peca 
mit ue ens 


Fer ame ol 


every sole a perfect quat 


O pz 


дисайия and potluck acting. Grant i 


convincing and vital im 


she has w 


earthy. aul am of ih 
he is devoid of carthinew, authority 
and is merely a Speedy 


jes accent, with legs Frank can 
в. but Stat: 


с was content to be 


ley K 
just а prod 


a French novel appeared 

yy Claude Aner 
т delit and 
ir between a White Ruy 
М and a Graving Lothario who 
chance ко meet in París In the early 
Thirties, Elizabeth Bergner appro 
in a Бит version that captured all 
the debile glow ul the mnel MI « 
this is by way of backs 


which 


ound to а new 


incarnation ol Ariane, tove in the Alter- 
sees, directed by Billy Wilder with 
Audrey Hepburn and Gary Cooper 
Now Mr. Wilder is a cynical man whose 
on «hal the core of wath in 
such mordant works as Double. Inden 


Sunset Rowlevatd. 
» is also am intel 
fitting ta take h 
cism nut on this fragi 
TEET 


с little love sory 
a facetious spool ol the 


whale subject of love is di 
dersond. 


one of the fins 
n of Abr 


hr in fla 


Example 


grante delicto (Hoth were shot in the 


middle nce") 


The Sweet Smell of Success 
the verbal. fireworks of Сон Oders 
script. mrm our 


low and high rade heelism. 
1 ol a chillingly ar 


newspaper columnist pines 
spectacied. harchecaced Ii 
He iv a waister and И" 


the aura of glamor, he's a psychopathic 
мис. The 


Окт heel is a 


easily oyot by Тон 

Mas а salt spot in his 
heart for only one person. his cute Kid 
sister. ably portrayed by Suzan Harrison. 


He oxerprotects her, dominates her and 
makes When 
she f „(само 
heels form the anhaliest of llian 

Objet: p the 
trouble with the opus is that the deep 


her Ще utterly miserable. 
Is in love with a singe 


lo bust ame. One 


the peo jackals are 
а Like other flo 
im the current vogue Гог debun 
“great men.” Smell в 


never really expl 


а oversimplilica- 
Чоп of the truth: indeed. it vacillates 
continuously between truth and carice 


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Ке lor a bird. 


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feria (French cop slang for “drag: 
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Nothing 
makes 

a woman 
more 
feminine 


to a man 


LAIMANT 


GOTA 


keyboard compositions, 
Tanging in chronology from 1903 when 
he was still under the inf 
Romantics, to 1937 when his probing 
genius had attained the tarmes and 
dryness lor which he bec 


These tain just about every 
thing Bartok wrote lor the ivoties, fron 
the simple suite For Children, through 
the inventive deriv: Irom Hun 
rian, Rumanian, Slovakian, Bulgar 


fan and “Iransylvanian folk tunes, to 


the shinbarkingly angular Mihrohonmon, 


mental collection which was 


his writing for the 
ment. For Bartok bulls, 
ords isa necesity; fo 


those who Iu 


Yet sampled his wares, there's no better 
Credit erstwhile bell bottomed funny 
man Jack E. Le den 
Comp: Rech ond Roll Music for Kidi over 
Ses (Vik LX 1080) 


per 


ved with a h 


In tremolo 
а hilari- 


t. мин 


y tones: Leonard u 


fous swipe at the motorcycle 
ч by "Will Stomp. 


жемей by the 


honking sup 


md His Cannone 


Four Fives." a vocal group of soris. Mad- 
idesppers: Take Your Cot 
Hands ol] My Leather Jacket 


Си» dhe dosest thing to skin Tve got") 


а bit ol winged Wordsworth with sledge 
hammer beat called Daffodil Rock СТ 
wandered lonely asa doud . . 7) and a 
baleful rock ‘n’ roller dubbed Му 


Graduation Day ("VW miss that cell 
or delinquent рә 
Spike Jones calls 


trumpet 18a phon 


exes, whoczes and other god. 


awful effronterics on 
People Who Aren't Very Hungry (Vers 1005) 


iperly appetite killing are such m 
nifties as Duet for Violin and Garbage 
Паром, Wyatt Enip Makes Me Питр 
and Brahms‘ Alibi 

Ella dil й (им: her ЕЙ 
m (Deco DI. 5578) rel 


Genh 
wd a while 
10 Gershwin tunes. S 


raio the stakes to 22 on a wodi xt 
Soroh Vowphon Sings George Gershwin (Mer 
сит MGP 2101) while Chris Conn 
ups the two 
platter расар Conner Sings f 
George Gershwin Almener of Song (Atlantic 
601). Oddly, only f 


ır titles are t 
by all нее girls: Someone to 
Over Me. How Long Has This U 
Going On, Fue Got a Crush 
Looking Jor a Boy. and the comparis 
is fascinating. So is the 


n You, and 


discovery 
Tesser-koown items, such as Sarah's ver 
son ol posthumously ри 
Aren't You Kinda Clad. 
Chris even dug up new ones for 1 Gat 
that all three 
Gershwin by a 


What verses! 


loo. Interesting, toc 


approached 


thrushes 


different instrumental route. Sarah made 
the trip in a limousine, with Hal Moon 
eys fine, led, string-Iaden archesıra 


Chris came in a convertible, using vari 
ous small jarzaype combos. Ella made 
the mileage on a unicycle, employing 
only Ellis Larkins’ piano. Verdicts 
Ella — wonderful feeling, superb sim. 
plicity: Sarah — wondertul voice produc 
tion, superb complexity; Chris— won 


erful styling, superb accompaniment. 


With most modern record compat 
rwartlooking 


priding themselves on a 
tude, the backward 


king of Sam 


Francisco Records is engaging. The 
quixotic characters who rum this label 
ollove dore on German bands, Guy 
Nineties variety shows and otber out 
moded forms of musical expression, and 
3 good deal of it makes pleasantly buggy 


listening. 22 Siiddee in МЕН (5003) Ici 
ures Albert White "amd his Hippo 


drome Ballroom Orchestra" in deliber 
ately dated renderings of Black Bottom 
Avalon, Barn le, et oL, complete 
with yupgadugga banjo 1900 im HAF 
(33006), a teal weindie. offers “the de 


lightful low fidelity of original evlinder 
scratchy, oncdimensional, fin de siècle 
of The Whistler und His Dog, 
vaudeville routines and the like, rest 
fected and preserved on microgroove. 
оле Ме Tess in Mi (33001) is à grab bag 
c tines tortured to death on 
musical instruments from 
Suiro's museum in Е 
asthmatic, grinding. 
the French band organ, Wur 
cheara, player piano (authenti 
key) amd other 

Produced by amd aimed at ам 
queer for yesteryear 


со: heard are the 


ghostly sounds of 
лет Or 


these biscuits are 
balls all over 


recommended 
Weve head a 
wirtuos have а g 
Concerto in D Mei 
but well take the shortest route to the 
ay that 


doren or oso top 


at the Brahms Violin 


nid Kogan (with the Pari 
Conservatoire Orchestra) is the best yet 
You can hear it on a new Angel ve 


(5412) мм 


is noteworthy not only for 


id. but also because it ha 


а combined sleeve and backstrip wh 


the label when 
lined up with other single 

As for Kogan. he's à 

red our as a child 
prodigy and kept right on growing. Ко 


ar shelve 
Russian youth who 


des among this generau 
The Concerto itself is, af course, а 10 
spired e: 


y violinists challe 


product of Papa Brahms most in 


CONTENTS FOR THE MEN'S ENTERTAINMENT MAGAZINE 


mavu ——ÀÓ 
DEAR PLAYBOY —— == a 
PLAYBOY AFTER HOURS... = Жы e e 


THE PRINCE AND THE GLADIATOR—Reion — — — A MORGAN 
OPEN SEASON ON GUISTS—epinien. = JOHN 5TENMCX ап 
FRANKIE AND JOHNNY—enlerctament — — xa WINDING 22 
онт IT IN WAITING tie 
THE GOURMET BIT—mederm living. 
THE BLOOPER OIRLShomer. 


LAWRENCE DURE за 


COUNTY FARES = MALE RUTHERFORD за 
Miss SEPTEMBER—pleyboy's pleymete ol the menth » 
PLAYBOY'S PARTY JOKES—humer o o o ooo “ 


A MATTER OF LIFE AND DEATH—fuiton. 
THE SUBDUED STRIPE—etine 
WESTERNS ARE BETTER THAM EVER—piterial 
A DUCK TO WATER —vihold дее 
PLAYBOYS PIGSKIN PREVIEW—aperh FRANCIS WALLACE 89 
MEMINGWAY—postiche.. EE BIET E 
PLAYBOY'S INTERNATIONAL DATEQOK— ev. PATRICK CHASE во 


ARTHUR RODNEY CONEYBEARE 46, 
ن ت‎ 
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LLL GIOVANNI DA PRATO ST 


HUGH м. HEFNER editor and publisher 
A, с. SPECTORSKY associate publisher and advertising director 
клу RUSSELL executive editor ARTHUR PAUL ort director 
VICTOR LOWNES m promotion manager jonx мавтко production manager 
aebow serans circulation menager PHILIP с. MILLER busines manager 
JACK 1. кизик auociete editor: VINCENT T. TAJR picture editor; ne ax am 
fashion editor; THOMAS MARIO food and drink editor; тхукик. сил. travel editor; 
sona rra Wa jazz editors шко M. STYLES сору editor; PAT РАРРЯВ editoriol 
assistant; NORMAN с. MARMS пмосіаде art director; Jon M. PACZEK atslutant 


irector; VERN A. NEARTEL. production assistant; anson MOUNT college ure; JANET 
эм realer service; WALTON J. MOWARTH subscription fulfillment meneger. 


Sy 
vol. 4, no. 9 — september, 1957 


16 


a louse among lice 


was buddy tyler of the silver screen 


THE PRINCE 
and THE GLADIATOR 


fiction By AL MORGAN wi 


HOLLYWOOD, а town famous for sport shirts and 
of dress, Maurice Perlmutter m 
had 15 dark blue риза ред suits по his closet. He had two dozen 
n blue silk ties and all his shirts were white broadcloth with 
s. He always hud a shine on his shoes and 
he had never been seen in public with his collar unbuttoned, his 
tie loosened or a hair out of place. If he looked like а bookkeeper 
at least he looked like a successful one. In hi 
he had kept a great many household names o 
рису courts and the clutches ol the Internal Revenue Depart- 
vent. The combined yearly gross incomes of his clients would 
ave been enough to buy any three large cities in the country 
but he treated them all as his spoiled. foolish children and had 
been known to Hollywood's mos 
t for the usual Hollywood 
stern, just and surely tried 


reason. He considered himself a 

an. He hadn't been to a movie since Vilma Banky 
he was not overly impressed with the importance ol h 
pak door af his office said simply 
Perlmutter: Business Adv 

Most of Maurice Perlmutter’s clients never saw the money 
they earned. Their salary checks were delivered to the agent. He 
took his 10 percent our and sem the balance on to Perlmutter 

their household bills, their bar and resta 

Is. Belore they 


red «o 
clients. 


clothing 
purchase like a car, о 
Urey consulted with him to lind out if they could allond it. 
of them had по idea how much money they had on hand. They 
just kept spe they «ай по Perl- 
muner telling thes Tacts of their financial Ше. Ma 
rhmutter's main objective i invest his cli 
опеу so that when their be ent or their vogue 
disappeared they would have enough left to get through the rest 
of their lives. He considered his hve percent (ee a modest one. 
When Buddy Tyler was ushered into his office he had already 
spent 25 minutes going over the hle, refreshing himself on 
Buddy's current financial situ He was sure th 
wanted to buy something. A realistic appraisal of the 


"Kill hi 


u” said Buddy, "kill him.” 


PLAYBOY 


vinced him that he must say по if the 
object in question was any more expen- 


by their veal 

Buddy sat. Mr. Perlmutter siared ar 
him. Buddy found himself feeling the 
sume way he always felt in Mr. Pert 
mutters presence , » - a tte like a boy 
who had been sent to the Principals 
f un was about cool tiat ЫМ 
ecw bad. 

"Are you working on a picture now, 
Bernie?” 

“Pm about 10 wart а new one A 
Civil War picture. НУ called Confede 
ente Gray 

“le it a good pasti 

“Yeah, И all right What do T know 
from the Civil War?” 

“What did you know. from the Cre 
sides? Or King Arthur?" 

“Yeah. You're right" 

"Well, Bernie. what's on your mind? 
I assume you didn’t as for this ap 
pointment wo dius Mr. 

Army.” 

“L want to buy a fighter." 

“A plane? A fighter planc?" Mr. Perl- 
mutter was ready to believe anything 
of a client. 

“A prize fighter." 
“Oh. A gladiator” 

“Yeah. A gladiator. Funny you should 
use that word. 1 figured out a gimmick 
far him. His names Pancho Lopez. Yo 
know how they call me the Crown 
Prince of the Movies?” 

“Yes, Bernie, 1 know.” 

"Well, Г want to get him one of those 

robes like fighters wear in the 


ul have wr the hack al 
ic ‘Pancho Lopes, the Princes Gladia- 
tar Good ini, ain’ iu" 


pu му you want to buy him?” 
“Thats right" 

см 

“Au investment Hes а good pros 
жал 
я Maurice Perlmutter stared at his elis 
cut. There was à monent of silence. 
Buddy Tyler looked at his cuticle and 
swiped Г piece of Пе. beside the 

with his front teeth 
^M viu, зо its à os 
1 just want o own him. 

"Vou want ta own him? 

Sure. Own bim. Have 
m. 

"You're noc sitished with buving cars 
and motorcycles amd Houses and planes 
Now you want to buy people 

pu wt understand. Mr. Реан 
sor. M Swansan’s his manager. НЕШ ж 
me 30 percent af him lor three grand 
Tt соң me about 250 bucks a momik 
to support him” 

So уви won't rently own hin? Youll 


imesmen 
ar all“ 


belong w 


os owa halt ot him. Which half до 
Jon кч. the half that емы” 

“Piene. Mr. Perhmuuer, no jokes. In 
Peg, 

Aly 

"Tn interested in prise fighting 
па has a picce ofa fighter. Joh 
ш have a comple of thom: Whats so 
кй abus ay being immersed in 
being part of а ако” 

TG pai hare oa TRA. 
trom a six duy hike rider. 

"АП right. So 1 don't know anything 
about hghting 1 just want him, that's 
all. Tw wo goddamned sick of people 
telling me what 1 can do and what 1 
Kaw de. Fira it war my old lady. Ter 
nie. dew de te, Bernie, dont da 
that! "Thats why Т took ой пот the 
Brows, me aod Pete. You won't believe 
this but we had a ball when we Оги. 
Rot ош bere sed worked at Douglas 
There was nobody to punk Us around 

m what we condi до. Then 
at eh штей out to bc a 
епш amd put we in bis low pic 
ture all of a den 1 inberikal a lunch 
of other hoes. The Old Man at Ше 
"audio. telling me wiar kind of ports 1 
had to play. what girls Вай во take 
vot dancing so ГА pet my name in thine 
fany alinan: "Tice voy чем: Non 
ped greeted opere 
Wars all. Ме Perlmutter 
le yon wanted vo bey the lion 
sports car that you wrapped around a 
Kopp in Caldes Daran. Like 
уон wanted to bay the Piper Cub you 
pooped jw de dde of the bill in 
Сыны" 

ТАЙ right. I did all that. 1 admin 
This i diera 

"Bernie. the anneer is нат 

“Who tay ы 

“Day ж. L Maurice teria 

And who the hell ave you? My busi 
nee manager. A Bee percentez. Big deal 
Who gave jou the right co tell ane what 
Гон or cael 


Sit дома and listen 
то take your allai 


me. HE you want 
out of шу hands 


that's your decision ко make but fira 
listen to me.” 
“Sure. Go ahead. ГЇЇ listen" 


“Just don't take what Im going to 
say peremally. Fm not talking about 
уон specifically. Tm talking about a 
couple of thousand sous. a lot of whom 
are clients of mine. You're all prety 
ог handsome or talented. Most of you 
quit school. before jou Gnished high 
Schon Most ul you came from homes 
that were dowermiddleclas or poor. 
Most of you. if you weren't pretty or 
handwme or talented, would wind up 
working in the local supermarket or 
кашу parlor or as a Ве clerk or typist 


for General Motors. But по, yo 
special. Вей, You're pretty, your'e 
Handsome, you're talented. You have a 
special something that jumps off + 
mosie screen and makes the pemple who 
hase paid their way im care about thy 
foolish things that are happening 10 
you in a movie. There aren't many ol 
you. You're a gifted few. You're valu 
able and because you are, a lot of peo 
ple like me who aren't pretty or hand 
some or talented make а pretty good 
living nibbling away at (е edges ol 
your income. And what do you ке 
Adulation. Wealth. By background. 
training and experience youre not 
equipped to handle either. W's all fast 
generation wealth 10 you, you 
accustomed to handling it, appr 
or keeping it. You have по stability 
You're the kid in the candy 
the miner rushing, down (н 
day, night with his pocket loa 
h gok nuggets. The кой i y 


because aren't you on 
Aren't you handsome, pretty. talented 
and adored? Sure. But how long? Ном 
long before some other freak comes in 
with his head shaved оп oue side ан! 
takes vour public away from you? How 
Jong before the hair gets shorter aud 
thinner? How long before you wind up 
doing bits and walkcons? Thars where 
people like me come in. You pay us t» 
supply the seme of responsibility you 
lack. You pay un to supply the ma 
you Tack, the judgment you'll neve 
have. You pay us to keep yon from 
ruining yourselves.” 

"Long speech, Mr. Perlmutter” 

“Not so long, Berni 

"And whats this Bern 
в Buddy, Buddy Tyl 

“Your name is Bernie, Bernie Levine 
Ji has to be. as far as Pon concerned 
As far as you're concerned! you're Веди 
Tyler and you'll до on being Buddy 

уют. 1 know that sooner or later 
you'll go Puck vo being Bernie Levine 
when your popularity las run its course 
and the teenage girls мап swooning 
over some other penalty 

“Who says that has to happen 

“History says that hay to happen, Te 
concrete footprints at Grauman's € 
ese say that has to happen, ‘The famous 
people you see Jining up lor an extra 
tall. hoping for a days pay say s0." 


Ja? My ome 


“So, 1 get older. 1 can ко on, doing 
diferent pars” 
“Can you? You're fooling yourself 


that you're an actor. You You 
havent spent 10 minutes of your life 
learning to be an actor. You do what 
your director tells you 10 do, say wha 
your writer tells you 10 siy. Youre an 
attractive animal. And 1 cwi chink 

(continued де е) 


N s the 
re 


pou nd 


т gy out her 


20 


PRINCE and GLADIATOR 


sulder Bernie. than a tooth. 
les, aging lion." 
oughta 


want qo sit at ringside and watch him 
et his brains scrambled and know you 
own him and know that he's getting в 
Jumps and you're not. Ог you капе 
watch him cur somebody ehe up an 
y hes mine. E don't even think 
act ol an attractive animal 
а а plain ordinary animal" 
Nowe à real. Мелън 
Mr. Perle” 

Bernie. You know what 1 am 
iow manager, А five perventen” 
7 uid Buddy. "OK 
He tit а carente amd looked at the 
framed certificate on the wall that an 
nounced duit Maurice Perlmutter was 

а Certified Public Accountant 
1 don't have the money w buy the 
fighter, is that right, Mr. Perl 

You dont have the money. 

^E could maybe bold up dhe studio 
for an extra five grand on the Civil War 
you don't really think so, do you 
Bernie?” 

“No” wid Buddy. “I owe them so 
many pictures now they could cut me 
down to cigarette money И they wanted 
бо get nasty.” 

Buddy reached over to the desk and 
put out his cigarcue in the circular 
шеш! ash пау om Perlmuners desk, 

"You really want that fighter, don't 
you, Berni 

“I told you: 

“How bad do you want 

What's that supposed to mean 

“Just what it says. How bad do уон 
want hing" 

Real had“ 

АП aight. Let's see И we ка 
К 

Ruddy н forward on his chair. His 
face wore the expression of child who 


work 


has jus heen told he cm stay up a 
hal. hour. past hi 
“Ho 


bedtime. 
з have you got. Mer 


© many с 


the Porsche" 

"I think. you could probably get 3500 
lor the Gadillac consertible, Do you 
want your fighter diat bad?” 

Yeah. We could sell the Са 
Let's do that, Mr. Perlmutter. Sell the 
Cadillac” 

ТАП right, that gives you jour down 
payment on the fighter. That takes 
сие of the ЗЮ AI Swenson кан 
half his contract. Where are we going 
te find the S250 а month for his bills 
Can't we afford the tw 


(continued from poge 18) 


Hundred? 

"Bernie, you make a M 
ten thousand dollars a year 
something very a 


ndred and. 
ou know 
were bet 


+] give him . > 50, GO bucks a week 
walking around maney.” 

“Lets say 60. Thats 260 bucks a 
month, That would take care of your 
lighter. wouldn't i 

Now wait a minute, Mr. Perhnutter 
И you're hinting 1 should zer rid ol 
Pese, forget it. Forget it goddamned 
qui." 

“Why, Bernie? What docs he do lo 
you thars worth 260 bucks a month 
above and beyond his keep?" 

“He does lots of things Не takes 
care af things for me. 1 don't knew 

do without 

“He's а моор, Ви 

“Knock it off. Get off my hack, Ме 
Perlmuntes." 

“Why do you need hin 
Bernier" 

Pete amd me grew up together. We 
took off from the Bronx together. We're 
buddies 1 need him.” 

“You need him around to tell you 
how grat you are? You need him 1w 
boost your ego, to yes you?” 

“You don't know Pete, He's always 
needling me. A yes man? Is that what 
you think he i Peres the biggest no 
man in wwa, You don’t understand, 
Ме. Perlmuter. Pete is the only friend 
1 have in the world. If I wake up in 
the the night and 1 can't 
sleep. Pete's around во play gin rummy 
with. He knows what a mothering crack 
this whole setup is. I need Pete arvund 
me. Ud go cary without bim, Fd be 
alone.” 

“Yes, 1 gues you would, Bernie, 1 
gues Pete сат» his two and a half 
ills doesn't her" 


s badly 


he docs He 
ош» me at nighe, sabers me up when 
Гус had а soootful and sces that Û ge 
to Ше set on tme. He keeps me out 
of trouble. 1 need him. 


to get the money 
what's his 


“They make good fighters” 
seven of his starts 
Five by KOs Swanson says he's the best 
prospect he's ever seen.” 
“Who's your stand in at the studio. 
Bernie? 


body regular. Usually. the first 
day of shooting we take а look at the 
extra call and if there's some oldtimer 
really on his uppers wi wh 
near шу size we use him as the stand 

Is Pancho Lopes anywhere near you 


ah. 1 got it. Thats a grcat idea 
Mr. Perlmutter. That way he'd he on 
the set all dhe time. We coukl танк. 
spar between takex. That way we could 
Doth stay in condition. 

"And he'd make стиш! to take cuc 
f his expenses wi 

"— 
по necewity for gettin 
i. Now or any other u 
the 

you hire Lopes as your stand iy 

“Sure, They don't care. T 


“So you have your fighter, Bernie” 

Muddy got up over to the 
desk, Не swod beside Maurice Pol 
mater. 

"Mr. Perlmutter," he said. “You've 
the greatest" 

“The greatest what, Bernie 

“The “greatest certified public ac 


“And Bernie. Cı 
liquor bills, will you? 
sure. You'll notice the dilference 
Fight away. Ме amd Pete have to go 
o training. You'll see, Mr. Perlmut 
ter, this i gonna tum out to be the 
best investment Т ever made.” 

АШ the rest of that week, Buddy and 
Pete spent every minute they could 
steal away from the studio at ihe gym 
watching Pancho Lopez work out. Buil 
dy had vo drap ino с wil gallery 

п and he spent 
drobe getting. fic 
ted for his Confederate uniform, Не 
got to bed every night at 10 o'clock and 
had AL Swanson give him the diet Pan 
cho was using. Не bought a skipping 
торе amd a punching bag and Ве and 
Pete worked out in the garage. There 
was а lot of space now that the Gadil 
lac had gone. 

Friday alernoon, Buddy amd P 
were at the gym watching Pancho's last 
workout before the Legion fight 

Ain't he gorgeous asked Buddy 
“Tell the goddamned truth. aint dw 
gorgeous? 

Pete nodded. “He's got dus, Bud 
Нез a Tittle rough around the edges 
yet maybe. but hes got class, Thats a 
good combination he has за 
him and those jabs will keep h 
of a Jot of trouble." 

“But you Tike him, Pote? You like 

¿cemtinuce он page 24) 


down on your 


guest. which prevents them from killing 
each other on sight. Behind this truce, 
а silent subtle war goes on, move and 
deadly countermove, lor entertaining is 
social warfare. There is even a uniform 
("What shall we wear? Black tici"). 

їп meat entertaining, the host has 
the worst of it. Fini, he is outnumbered 
and, second, he is forbidden by the rules 
to tear off a table eg and beat his 
guests! brains out. He must fight back 
with a suave deadlines. Let me give ex 
amples of une Kind of campaign. 

Fight guests are amembled, their eyes 
slowing with malice, 


Mos 
What will you have to drink? 
tiny Guest 
Scotch and sod 
SECOND GUEST 
Scotch and water. 
mr 


Scotch on the rocks. (That does for the 
Scotch) 
rotan ovest 
d soda. 
Pirm ces 


Bourbon on the rocks (There's the 
bourbon accounted for) 
SEVENTH вот 


A Martini if it irt too much trouble. 
(One stinking, lousy little Martini, ond 
you can't make more than one at a time. 
Ti spoils them.) 


u 


open season on guests 


a harassed host declares total war on party girls and boys 


enguerte is the body of truce terms be- 
tween those natural enemies, host and 


тлонтн сеят 
(A real troublemaker, usually a she) 1 
don't know what I want. Make me a sur- 
prise. (One school holds thet it is per- 
misible to make her u surprise consist- 
ing of gin, Scotch, vermouth, bourbon, 
vodka and brandy with a mint float.) 

“This is the usual setup, but there is 
onc more, a roving quarterback, а 
wrecker who sys, "E don't want any- 
thing. Just give me a little Fernehrenca 
or ginger beer,” or something else the 
host doesn't have. The guest makes 10 
yards on this onc. 

Against this initial onslaught, the host 
—il he в quick and shifty — can reverse 
the field by saying, "Punch. anyone?” 

"The same guest gambit works at break- 
fast. The foolish host who asks, "How 
do you want your egg?” i lost. The an- 
swers will be boiled, fried straight up, 
fried over, omelette, poached. Old Faith- 
ful will run true to form with a майе. 

Here the host's defense is to annnour 
with complete brutality, “Scrambled 
eggs coming up!” No guest has ever 
been known to starve. Bur Old Faithful 
is in there punching. She now wants 
оле single tangerine or a croisant. And 
these are only the opening moves in the 
secret warlare. 

“The host fights a losing battle all year 
but finally he has a recourse which, 
while cruel, is considered Jegitimate. 
‚After a year he can get his revenge with 
а cocktail party. Here in one swoop he 
van even 2 hundred bitter scores. 


The ground rules for a cocktail party 
give the advantage to the host for the 
first time. First he locks every door ex- 
cept that to one small, illighted room. 
‘Then he removes all furniture and the 
rug if posible. He p 
brew made up of raw 
mouth, chloral hydrate aml а touch of 
for taste, He smears зорду 
sorted ilh and dusts the 
whole over with grated egg yolk- 

Now he invites a hundred people, 
turns off the air conditioning, lights the 
furnace and exhausts the oxygen from 
the room. Into this hellhole the guests 
are crowded so tightly that they annot 
таре their arm in selbalefene, Hired 
professional line-buckers, bearing trays 
‘harge at the quivering mas, sprinkling 
the smoking brew and slimy anchovies 
over shirt fronts and those dresses which 
cannot be cleaned. From a peephole, 
the bow watches the slow death and 
май with happy malice. 

But even now the host js nor immune 
from retaliation — as he finds when be 
serapes out the room. There are са: 
tettes put out on his carpets, anchovies 
in his drapes, heaps of broken lass 
the corners, lipstick on all of his towels 
and his plumbing is permanently chog- 
ged. However, having won a major vic 
tory, the host is able to begin another 
year of the infighting that rejoices in 
the name of social intercourse. Не in- 
vites eight people w dinner and the 
battle is on. 


opinion by John Steinbeck 


n 


a cool retelling of the hot ballad 
ПАШ AND ШЕШУ БЕУ 


and Johnny. John Held, Jr 
iMlustrated de Г 


BY EAL WINDING 


Кака lovely wife, Jeanne 


cool Kai himself as that cat, Johnny 


Johnny used tu hop into the short e 
wand then and take a ride 


п. He'd brin 


On one such evening, by coincidence, of course, Frankie 
showed up on ihe scene looking Jor you know who, Her 
timing was slightly off, because Joly war not on the 
premises, su she calmly cooled it over to the bar, ordered a 
couple of double vodka Martinis, and started sounding the 
bartender about. the whereabouts uf her wandering man 
Nowe the bartender, being а helpful kind, offered sume very 
Pertinent information. Quote Mr. Bartender: ‘Now E aint 

ell you no story, baby. 1 ain't gonna tell you но lie. 
Your Johnny was here about an how ago, with а gal named 
Nelly Bly. He was your man, but he's doing you wong; 


Well, sir, that’s all Frankie had lo hear. Bighentted as she was, 
this was wheve she drew the line. She immediately split рот 
the scene and made a stop at the nearest hack shop where 
she picked up on same hardware —the 32 кале variety. 


Frankie hailed в cab and headed [or 
the local motel on the outskirts of town. 
When she arrived there, what de you 
thinh she sow? That's right, it was thut 
solid while Chrysler Imperial with the 
spare tive in the rear deck, Now this 
was, of course, enough o make even the 
most trusting female suspicious. а 
Frankie tiptocd over to the door and 
although she heard the sweet strains of 
mood music emanating [vom the rodio, 
she just couldn't convince herself that a 
music appreciation course was being 
conducted in there. Хо she calmly shot 
а few holes in the door and saved the 
rest for Johnny. "Oh, roll me over emy, 
Oh, voll me over stow. Roll me over on 
my Fight side, huney, where the Bullets 
don’t hurt me w. You've shot your тит, 
"ense he done you wrong.’ Уер, this boy 
had had it. As the original version put 
И, this story has no moral, this story 
has no end, thia story only goes to show, 
Mat if you're about to park your solid 

ite Chrysler Imperial with û spare tire 
im the rear deck in fromt of some motel, 
you'd бейет make darn sure that you're 
checking in with your sponser, dad.?* 


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24 


PRINCE and GLADIATOR 


him, don't you?” 
“I like him. 1 like him fine” 
In the ring, Pancho finished the 
workout, walked to the corner, took the 
Agrar off, took a slug of water out 
the taped boule and spat it out in 
1 tied t the ring post. Al 
on rubbed the vaseline of his lace 
a towel and mawaged his back 
moles in an absent minded way. Bud. 


dy and Pete walked over to the comer. 
How's it feel, Gladiator" asked 
Buddy. 
“Fine, Mr. Tyler” 
"Come оп, Panch, knock it off, Don't 


Tyler me. We're partners, ain't 


* said the fighter. 
AL Swanson draped the towel around 
the Fighter's shoulders. 

“Со on in and get your shower” 

Lopez climbed out of the ring and 
headed for the locker room. Buddy 
watched him go and was surprised to 
sec the sweat running down the Fight 
ers legs 

"He really got a workout." 
to Swanson: 

“Hes sharp. Hel kill the Polack t 
morrow might.” 

“How'd you like the robe?” 

“Like you say. Buddy, gorgeous." 

“Mr. Perlmutter’s got great taste. You 
really think he's gonna win" 

“Going away 

“Нох much is the 

"Fifty bucks. That'll just about cover 
gym cows. But that's only the begin 

if, Buddy. You know the main thing 

ме to worry about this hoy is not 
ıo get overconfident and carried away 
and oxermatch him. I figure hell be 
fighting semis im about two won. 
From there on the dough starts rolling 
in. Just dont get impatient. Вий. 
A fighters like a dame you're trying 
10 make, You move too fast and you 
wind up shut o 


he said 


md 


Buddy, Pete and Swanson toured th 
gym as they talked Swanson pointed 
out other fighters and Buddy felt that 


mone of them had that fine edge. that 
championship look that Loper had 
Swanson pointed out two hoys skipping 
rope: in the corner. 

“Tha's Lindquist and Carroll. two 
of the Lanciest kids in Panchos div 
son. We're not ready for them yet 
Lindquist would jab Panch to death 
amd Carroll can Kill you in the belly 
They're було the semiwindup хо 
morrow night. But one of these days 
‘we'll ger both ot them. When you sec 
Pancho in the ring with those two youTl 
Know it's because he's ready for thei 

ml you'll know that die gravy train is 
about to pull into the station." 

Lopez, bis hair still wet fom the 


(continued from page 20) 


shower, joined them. Buddy put his arm 
around his waist and lifted him off the 
oor. 

"How do you Гей” he asked 

"Great, Buddy. Great. Hungry o» а 
hone. 

"Well, let's take care of that said 
Buddy. “ГИ tell you what, lets the 
four of us go wp to the Derby and cat; 

Swanson begged off 

“Thats swell of you. Buddy." said 
Pancho. “But 1 couldn't go to de 
Brown Derby like this” 

"Nuts" said Buddy. 
there for guys turn 
Resides Т got а spor 
you сап wear. Come om, how мени it; 
A ше previewry dinner? ОК? 

"OR?" he repeated, 

“Anna's expecting me hmc 


he’s pot supper all cooked, Th 
anyway. Buddy. but some other tin 
OK 

“Sure. Some other time.” sid Buddy. 

“Tl go pick up the car and meet you 
downstairs” said Pete and walked away. 

“Listen.” said Buddy. “Tomorrow 
night. Let's have a big victory blowout. 
Just the four ol us. You and Anna, me 
amd Pete. IM make the reservation 
Where would you like t go? 

"Dios Costello's at the Crescendo, 
Anna's very fond of her. Could we go 
there?” 

“You bet we could. TW have Pete 
make the reservation. Ringside. We'll 
have a big feed You're the frst four 
rounder, so youll go он at 8:30. Figure 
it takes a minute and а half for the 
troductions and the instructions. Wil 
take you probably another minute tn 
knock the Polack out, Figure we get out 
of the Legion by nine easy. Well make 
а reservation for 9:50. OK? Our first 
victory celebration." 

“Suppose 1 get licked?" 

"Game on, Panch. Come off it. You've 
my gladiator, ain't you? I'm the bravest 
movie star since Errol Flynn, aiwt 17 
My gladiator always wins. Коди 

Тарс smiled 

"Right he sid. 

"Come on,” said Buddy. "Lets get 
ош. of here, I'll drive you home." 

7b can take а bus, Buddy." 

"Come off it. Me and Pete have по 
ing w de anyway. Besides I want to 
meet this Anna of yours that keeps you 
away from all the available quail i 
town. 

“That'd be great, Buddy." 

‘They waved w Swimon who was 
standing at the snack bar drinking a 
container of coffee amd walked down 
the concrete stairs to the street. Pete 


was parked at the curb behi 
wheel of the Panche. They o 
imo it and Pancho gave Pete direc 
tions Pese revved up the motor and 


they took off im a doud ol highest 
gasoline 

“How'd yon like the robe, Kid?" 
asked Buddy 


“Great. Just wonderful. 

“Swanson tell you you're poing to 
work as my standin on the pictur 

“Не told mc. Ган seared will. What 
do І know about the movie bus 

“What does he know?” asked Pete, 
“This world famous mov у 
next to you probably knows less about 
the movie business than anyhody 
sue and weight in Ше м 
f 


There's nothing w it. Panch” s 
Buddy. "When the director is sewing 
up the cameras and the lights for the 
next take you just stand in where ГИ. 


be when they start shooting nd they 
tan arrange their lights and . ... christ, 
1 don't know what they do. Anyway, 


all you do is stand where the director 
tells you to stand and do what be tells 
you t do 
“The secret of Buddy Tyler's succes 
mid Pere 
“Knock it off, Pete. How'd you 
ino fighting in the first place, Panch 
une way you got imo the movies, 
Bud." said Pete. “He met a fairy lush 
im a bar who told hin he was pretty.” 
told you to knock it off, Pete, One 
muore wieerack amd TU knock your 
down your throat 
fou and what stunt man 
wor.“ 
“That's diferent," sid Pete. 
started fighting in the army.” said 


Pancho. “I was 18 and Td never even 
had а Бы fight in school. But T was 
stuck in this camp in Texas and there 


was nothing to do so I started hanging 
around the gym. The first ching I knew 
was in the ring” 

“How'd you do? 

“1 won the camp championship. Then 
when 1 got out and me and got 
married 1 went to work in the fumi 
ture warchouse. It was tough хойоу for 
a while and without saying anything, to 
Ama 1 started hanging around the gym 
оп my day oll. sparring, working out 
AL saw me and 1 wound up in the Ami 
teurs. 1 used to hock the watches 1 won 
Anna didn't know anything about it 
‘She got awful quiet and had that kinds 
hurt look she gets ou her face, 1 guess 
she figured all the time 1 was 
from home 1 was mixed up 
other dame. Finally 1 had to tell her. 
She (ook it pretty hard. 

“Didn't want you getting banged up. 

"Something like that, But she admit 
ted we needed the extra dough. Then 

(continued өп page 30) 


Jou can tell more about a girl by her signature than you can by her kiss 


patents, 
ШЇ 
Shaw me, if уон. 
ишу capable of азау 
miss in qu 
now, as her words vo arılully chain. 
whether she’s cooperative, gullible, a 
blabbermouth, pomewive. demanding, 
or a pretty sincere egg beneath it all 
Ever since Aug, Мия Paleolithic 
swore to her swain that his was the only 
Wweatskin for her, males have searched 
fur u surefire method of double check 
that иштей fro 


the y 
here are precious few ways 6 get 

ial expres 
fof Tact өг fic 


By DOROTHY SARA, versus. 


tion, her tonc of voice doesn’t betray 
the inner workings of her mind. her 
gouro tip you off notatall. True, a 
Tie detector is a handy gadget when hor. 
rid doubt intrudes, but few pony tails 
care to strap themselves into such a rig 
during tbe ordinary course of pursuit. 
What is lef? Her handwriting is left, 
amd handwriting tells you everything 
you want to know 
The profesional handwriting expert. 
need only асе a few 
Í chicken wratchings to know 
well whether the pen wiekder is a 
Persistent liar, а hopelewly иъсанс 
[ppal ascetic wha frmens 


all forms of fun. ar on the other 
dont 
girl who Knows exactly what, and whom. 
she wants, There is nothing in the | 


writing conscious expression al 
personality, and the signs are there fu 
inyone equipped to read i 
graphologist is stecped in the 
measuring form, size, style, pressure and 
scores of other pretty accurate indica 
tions of inner personality that appear 
in handwriting, and all of it is hased on 
sound scientific principles 

jone analyze 
Times, 
om with а gil 
tainly nothing occult about it, s» мине 
quacks have led us tn believe. While 


PLAYBOY 


‘complete analysis, there are some solid 
imd trustworthy rules that enable you to 
tell a good deal about the peuple around 
you, malc or female, 

ansider, 


for example. the vital 
lave ieclaration. И you have it in 
writing, you have not only the basis — 
in some states—for а jolly heartbahn 
suit, but you also have a laboratory 
specimen for a sincerity test. Attend! 
IC the "I" is written too large in pro 
partion to the rest of the specimen, the 
girl. you may be sure, has а king size 
She wants ш be noticed by every 
body — and that includes the rest of the 
wolves at the cocktail party wo which 
you, and you alone, have brought her 
the “I В small, you may have an 
uninflated ego with which to contend, a 
shy, retiring violet whom you'll he for. 
ever dragging around Бу the hand. Wf 
the "T" is written with lourishes and 
adornments, iç indicates concern with 
moncscntials: this is a girl who'll want 
you to remember and fuss over the 
anniversaries of your frst date, your first 
kiss, the first time you heard “our song.” 
her birthday and all the rest of the ro 
mamic milestones. The plain and sim 
ple "I" (sometimes printed) signifies a 
girl unimpressed with superficial mani 
festacions but truly interested in you. 
You won't make so much as a dent in 
the feelings of the big "I" girl if you 
neglect her; her ego will prompt her 10 
drop you and pick up someone else. But 
the writer of the small modest “F may 
easily be hurt if your promises aren't 
valid ones. When she loves she becomes 
idealistically involved and doesn't play 
the feld. Be on guard: don't promie 
her anything you don't mean to deliver. 


Ос 


She loves herself 


Mie Ives you, 


TE ni ye 


She's the good sport who likes your 
mind as well as heart. 


Will she blab about your bedroom 
capers? Ts easy to find out. Louk at 

tops of the letters “a” and “a” and “i 
They will be open, shut or Кпоцей — 


looped. И they're open, you have а gulli- 
Ме type. one who is going to believe 
everything you tell her— and she is 
also going 10 tell her best girliricnds 
everything you said and everything you 
Mid. И you like that form of advertis- 
img ОК. Otherwise . . . 

И the examples of 707 and “a” and 
Tg" are Closed, the writer may not be- 
lieve everything you tell her, or even 
much that you tell her, but shell be 
reasonably discreet. woo. Youre fairly 
safe with her. The girl who makes the 
letters “o” and 
they were bundles shed 
knotted at che top — this is the girl who 
will shrewdly and coldly evaluate every- 
thing you say to her, and keep it to her- 
self; she won't tell a thing to you or un 

one else, and she may turn out. 
powesive and jealous im ıhe extreme. 


or am be 


Blut bermunth, gullible. 


ол, am be 


Careful, considerate. 


A am Фе. 


There are other good indications of 
discretion. Size of writing is one. И the 
letter formations are large and rounded 
the writer has a cooperative spirit, and 
while she may be susceptible to the sup: 
gotion of ап affair, she really has а 
wedding ring in mind. Small, angular 
writing belongs to the appraising, wii 
Gal туре: you'll never really know her, 
Incidentally, this girl prefers to do some 
ol the wooing herself, so don't panic 
her too hard, let her do enough of the 
chasing to Keep her happy. This is a 
posesive penon, jealous, but roman 
tically interesting all the sime, it only 
because she comes to quick decisions. If 
you're going to score with her, you won't 
have to waste much time in preliminar. 
ies, and despite her pusscmivenen youl 
suffer no postmoriems if it all ends 
early. 

When ihe word formations bog 
fairly szably but taper off to smal 
distinct formations you've met the arch 
diplomat, You'll notice that dic talks 
Taently and convincingly and promises 
nothing. Youll have to be most per 
suaiee. ment skillful, to succeed with 
this girl, and if you do win. it will be 
because she feels surrender is a smart 
move on her part. a quid pro quo. In 
‘other words, the ЫШ comes larer. 

The opposite formation is casy to re- 
member: when the words begin with 


small strikes and grow larger toward the 
end you have a girl who will be casy to 
persuade, easy to manage. But she is 
immature, indiscreet and quite likely to 
demonstrate near-hysierin И things don't 
go the way she expects, No matter what 
her chronological age, she's a child. 


Couperntive, ensy to know, 
eal, discreet 
Diplomat, talks Cut says nothing 


y ла 


Young nt heart, indiscreel 


So much for preliminaries. the peri- 
pheral indices. Is she a warm and pas 
Sionate person, or is she cold, indifferent, 
a master of the stillanm? Зеле will tell 
most. (If the girl is left-handed, how 
ever, this factor requires expert inter- 
pretation.) Does her handwriting tip to 
the right, is it vertical or backhand or 
does it change about? Here's a simple 
hart: 
E 


я 


А — Aljectionate, congenial, but not to 
be rushed. Patience does it 
B- Emotional, ardent, often impetient, 
ч Ше to attack you. 
С- Her mud tries to vule her heart, she 
hesitates lo embmk om an ан, but 
she will 
D—Reprened personality, but once the 
wall is breached a food of стомат will 
rush out. Not easy to understand. 
E-LQ. (Intelligence. Quotient) and 
EQ (Emotional Quotient) in balance, 
Mildly affectionate. Not interested in 
romance for rowunce's sike. 4 relation 
ship must pay of for this girl, and pref- 
erably im а sowndl marriage. 


The loops of the letters “y” and "g 
eonchided от page 76) 


THE GOURMET BIT 
gear and gadgets for the bachelor's buffet 


НЕ MAN with an eye for the niceties of 

living invariably does a certain amount. 
of his entertaining at home in his bach- 
elor quarters. And if he has u real flair 
lor it—i he is just as assured and 
authoritative about dining at home as 
һе is when it comes to ordering a just: 
ight dinner from a carte du jom weht 
m in French мади — he presides 
the occasion himself 

‘This does not mean that. Вей leave 
his date perusing his bookshelves w 
he copes with pots and pans in 
kitchen. lt does not mean — when he 
а lew pals over for a bulfer d 
fore going out lor the evening — th 
ask them to perch on kitchen sool 
while he potatoes, "Thats 


а generally men 
experience. so men, traditionally, domi. 
mate gourmet cooking and gourmet din. 


modern living 


From the left, om the food bar: the lidded, gleaming eo 

long stexoned serving lade stants on walnut and 
copper trivet with spirit lemp to keep your peasant soups, 
sews or curry dishes at piping serving temperatures beside 
it a matching double chafing dish Jor, Jor instance, spaghetti 
ала meot balls, Within the copper shells are stovetop pans 
of aluminum which sipin and out with rase. The tureen $23, 
the chafıng dich $30. In front of the chafing Чий i an elegant 
‘imported garlic press, 52. The inlaid onini salad bene ix big 
anid beautiful, shaves its good looks with the hurled mit. 
and pepper shakers in solid walnut: 820 fos the bowl ami $4 
Tor the condiment ve. Individual mew site pepper mill of 
rosewood with brass finial om it lop iv $15. Пиле wine and. 
spirit flacoma hanging от their blach feather thongs al the 
left are of porcelain, come labeled for burgundy, white 
wine, тей wine, brandy and sheriy, give the final flavoring 
©] food an appropriate Nourish. On the nghi, и hanging seu- 
soning shelf 10 match, oth are Japanese imports; the bottles 
aul 350 ench, the seasoning shelf with jus at $13. Hanging 
beide the firearm print 1 a pair of imported German 
poultry shears with bambou giips, azar sharp so you ан 
fornt a Died without mutilating стр hin от tender ment, БА 


28 


ing. The great chefs and the great bon 
эйт» are testimony t it 

Whether Ше initial preparation of the 
repast is done by an occasional maid or 
a mamervant, the master of the house 
will make the salad dressing on the spot. 
will season the sauce, will flame and 
Пако the crepes suzette, will beste on 


every dial: th 
tegane. 


floods the shops 
the housewife 


In the wsund order: a new, copperbased Osterizer now avail 
able with fas and slow settings and a snu fitting lid that 
won't go ining into space — just right for whirring up all 
manner of [vappés or u never-fait hollandaise, about 835. 
Beside it, Ше Sunbeam automatic fry pan, whose dial prede 
Ierninen correct cooking temperatures, makes the breakfast 
after the party bit в hutchentess pleasure, about $23. Fur 
heartier fare, му a casserole, the Dutch oven imported from 
France by Le Grenset is ruddily rugged, $1095. The 
Japanese semi free form oil and vinegar cruets and the 
hanging spice shelf above them are handsome adjuncts to 
the buljet's preperation, at S11 for the cruet pair. $5.50 the 
spice set, Alongside there — some handsome, svelte carving, 
ear by Gerber, made entirely of [те carbon steel. Corver, 
slicer and long tyned fork rome nested in a walunt box (nol 
shaun) at $32.30; the incredibly long slicer above the spice 
shelf und threatening, the hanging provolone has its oun 

и scublurd, $20 complete. Spanning these pages is am 
outsize fourcompartment hors d'oeuvre or snack sercer 
which looks libe satin-finished hardwood but is molded plas 
tic, light and virtually indestructible, $30. Nested in the third 
compariment are Danish hard-nylon servers, 55 the pair 


д touch which 
and importance to in 
formal and intimate dining. And to do 
so, hell have the ¢ 

his masterful flourishes, Not lor him che 
embellished and decorated gc. 


The gourmet uses hand 


хаку wrought. ine gadgetry 
functional ware thats finelinal and 
clean linbed, chat gleams with the colors 
of polished metal and oiled hardwoods, 
matsized gear that fits his hund as felici 
that tousty as it docs its job. 

art of With accoutrements like those shown 
y these pages, the gourmet bullet din. 


pment to go with 


Generations of the world's great chefs have concurred that 
heavy copper soucepans and skillets with pure tin lining, 
can't be improved upon for certain types ©] [ood preparar 
tion, thanks to their uniform heating, their ability to main: 
tain even temperatures, and the fact that foods тету stick 
to them. As often happens with functionally evolved gear, 
theyre also deemative ах all get-out. Four such hang by 
Heir handles across these poges, [rov left to right: saucepan 
and fugh-welled enel skillet, both by Country Kitchen; the 
Jermer is perfect Jor vegetables, the latter fine Jor shirred 
exes or a prize пот, $12.80 anıl $21.00 respectively. Next m 
is an omelette pan 


reserved exclusively for that fune 
tion and never scoured — by Jemn, $9.50. The big, flat dise 
of u skillet at the end is for crepes suzelte, French or Ger 
stakes, or blinis to be eaten with caviar; by Сан 

about $16, That complicated looking dovhicky with 

y ils base is an imported Italien electric expresso 
Load it with water and darkvonsted Malian coffee, 
Инс it in and it generates a heod of steam which is forced 
through the grounds to emerge as a hondy brew from the twin 
spouts. One filling makes exactly tio детим 


the cups 


serve with 
id cognac, $30. 


tagnar or calados. The machine, sant cups 


ners and weekend bru 
personal masterpieces, They arc, for the 
most part, onedish meals as Thomas 
Mario would make them: stews, peasant 
soups afloat with hunks of meat ог sau 
ipe. magnificent salads, chilies, shrimps 
in incredible sauces, omelettes, spaghetti 
amd meat. balls — all served, supervised 


¡and uf the во 
vu will notie 
the aids here asses 
y for am impe 
just when one 
in the picture. 


Just us self-contained elector cooking wore frees buffet dining 
from the tyranny of the kitchen, so do electric warmers and 
heepers liberate host and guest [vom the imperative of falling 
to as маси пз food is елду. Two such gustatuny aids, in good- 
looking off-white china, are shown here. The lidded chunky 
ane Ina bean pot, equally suitable for, sy. curried shrimps 
ar any uther edible you want lo keep hot tll served. The 
other isa capacious coffee urn with cup-height spigot. ideal 
Jor lang, leisurely Sunday breakfascs. Nifty, too, for iced 
en or hat clan Мой. The vessels it off their heating trivets 
Legg me tall enough tû prateci any эшеке from heat dam. 
uge: S17 for ench. A matching sauce boat (not shown) is 
$12. That formidable monolithic hunk of hardwood siand- 
ing between pot and urn is п gourmet gadget thet combines 
tye appeal, ingenuity and usefulness. Pick it wp by the base 
und rotate the shaft o giind pepper. turn it over to shuke 
tall frum the tap, $10. Moving по the Jar right, the laminated 
hardwood chopping block wich thorged handle for h 

ing is handy for slicing ments and fruits. doubles as п cheese 
server, costs $3. The wicked looking steinles steel clearer 
Teaming against it is made by Dexter, $5.50. Use it to split 
а whole tober. Or — dramatically -1о halve an apple 


every and given their special air by 


ore corks 
indicated. 
Here, then. is a sampl 


of gear the gourmet will call his own. 
10 is a tasteful blending of the highly 
modern with the proven provincial — 
your true gourmet would no more use 
эп ormamemted saucepan than a gas ting 
rather than a spirit lamp to keep his 
fondoc hot. This is man's мый, 

far à man's world of gourmandise. 


Jor the girl 


ol the kind 


In staking und complimentary contrast to the traditional 
French voppenwuse w а new line of totally moderm serving 
equipment made of an aluminum alloy which has е soft, 
rich lustre not unlike thet of well handled antique sterling, 
The magnifie platter-sercer standing behind the pepper 
еба mill (ура the funrtionalsculptural group. Use 
H to serve cold cuts, poached salmon, longapeared asparagus 
hollandaise, an aspic ov young and tender lonelemed 
someine with an cil und vinegar dresing, $36, Hanging 
beside the platter amd shaving its modeled. elegance are 
forkand-spoon servers, $12 the pair. The teardrop boul of 
the same material has a satisfying heft to it despite the Night 
men of Ше alloy, because of the solid Ihcknes of ı walh, 
Use for fruit, for chips, for an avocado and grape ruit alat 
with roquefort dressing, $25. Far right: covered camerale 

tiple blend of color and texture — copper vessel, inti 
(over, wulnut handles, А serving — not ш cuoking — casserole, 
Фе one's just right Jor parsley potatoes oF a stew, $29.30. 


For information on where you may purchase any uf the 
merchandise shown en these pages, write to Janet Pilgrim, 
Playboy Render Service, 232 Ели Ohio, Chicago 11, Ilinois 


PLAYBOY 


30 


PRINCE and GLADIATOR 


AL Swanson talked me into torning pra. 


"Three years” 


never stepped of the reserva 


had some other dame. 
lo." sail Pancho. "Never. Why 
А 1 want another woman? 1 have 


This one I have ва see." said Buddy. 
“What's Anna like, Panch?” 
Anna? I've known her since we were 
von gears 1 don't know 
how to му я 


‘sid Pancho Lopez “I dig 
her the most, E couldn't think of being 
alive wi Mina" 

Pancho Loper sai with such 
quiet dignity ind sincerity that neither 
Buddy nor Pew made any comment 
The three of them rede in silence, The 
neighborhood began to change for the 
wane. The slums of Los Angeles are, 
perhaps, no worse than Ше Чина of 
any other large city, Maybe the clima 
and the palm trees just make them sect 
srubbier. meaner and more unpleasant. 

The Porsche pulled up in front of a 
rundown frame building and was i 
mediately surrounded by a group of 
curious children. 

“You better sit in the ar and guard 

hub caps said Buddy as he and 
ho ot out. 

“Please.” said Pancho. “Could you 
and Pete come in and have supper with 

Tm sure Anna could make some 
ing for all of us" 

Thanks, Kid, but wed better run 
along. Td just Tike to meet your wile 
and say helle. Alter all, were gom 
be clone friends from now on, the four 
of us" 

Кой) followed Pancho up the porch 
steps amit through the door imo а long. 
dark hallway. At the end of it they 
walked into a kitchen, Anna was stand 
ing at the stove, She turned when she 
hand the footsteps. When she saw Pan 
cho her face Ne up amd she smiled. и 
was the warmest, most wonderful smile 
Jua had ever seen. Her skin way 
dark. her black hair was long, and the 
smile exposed око sows of white bril- 
liant weth, The smile lit Anna's whale 
face amd she took a step farwand tw 
wand Pancho. As she did. she noticed 
Buddy standing behind him. She paused 
and the smile disappeared. It wis re 
placed by a nervous, shy grin. 

Pancho went to her, put his arm 


around her and kissed her. 
"This is Buddy 


Tyler, Amm. Не 


“Mello, said Buddy. He un 
leashed! the smile that had decorated a 


(continued fram page 21) 


doren fan magazine cover, "ИЗ very 
nice o meet you” 

“Anna,” sid Pancho. "He's heard me 
talking about you all the way home and 
he said he had to come in and see such 
a woman.” 

“Such a sight, you mean. Look at 
me,” she said, wiping her hands on the 
dish towel amd pushing her hair hack 
from her forehead. 

“Why didn't you tell me you were 
bringing somebody home. Pancho? dt 
isn't fair to walk in like this 

Her voice was low and soft and 
though the words she was saying were 
critical words there wasn’t the slightest 
hint of annoyance iy them. She smiled 
again, like a little girl suddenly remem- 
bering her company manners She came 
forward and extended her hand to Bud- 
dy Tyler 

"es very nice t 


meet you, Mr. Ту 


“We sec you very often in the movies, 
Buddy. My, you're brave." 

7E have the bravest writers in mun, 
Anna.” 

“Would you stay for supper?” asked 
Anna. "There's more than enough for 
amother ane 

Thank you very meh but 1 have 
10 run along. I just wanted to scc this 
woman Panchos been bragging about 
Pancho, you're a lucky guy.” 

“1 know. said Pancho. He sud it 
with complete certainty. 

Anna smiled There was но coquet 
tishness in it. 

"You should hear snc talk about him, 
sometimes,” she ид. 

Pancho and Anna held hands with- 
out selfconsciousnes: and stood looking 
за Buddy 

"Well, 1 goua rum. Listen, tomorrow 
might. after the fighe we celebrate. Anna, 
do you go to sce Pancho fighi?” 

“Na, 1 never go” 

"You gutta break that rule when he 
fights for the championship." 

"When he fights for the champion 
ship)" said Anna. “maybe ГИ break that 
rule.” 


"Well pick you up here after the 
fight, Nice to have met you” 
“Nice tn have mer you” she siid. 
When he got back to tbe car. Pete 
had three kids sining with, him 
he only way 1 could keep idi 
from walking off with the motor. 
Pete pushed che kills out and Buddy 
climbed in. Pete put the car in gear 
and drove away and headed lor the 
freeway entrance. 
low was she?” Pete asked, 
nna? My gladiator is a lucky boy 
I 1 had something like that under co 
tract ГА be home at seven every night” 
“For a week.” 


Ви what а week.” 
vStacked?” asked Pew 
“Now, how about that? 1 haven't the 

faimtest idea. When was the last time 

1 didn't notice how a broad was sacked? 

She han the damnedest face you've ev 

seen. I never got рам her face. 

hair kept falling over her 

Blackest, thickest, sexiest кода 

hair you've ever wen. She's something. 

Well, if old Panch'y too pooped 10 

Шиом а punch tomorrow might 1 

wouldn't blame him a bit And speak 

ing of сове, what's on the schedule T 

tonight? 

Т1 thought you were in ur 


"You said yourself, you gp 
training for the new movie.” 

"You dido 

“Relax, stall 
back to the house. Т didn’t know whet 
er you'd feel like sports toni 

1 always feel like sports, 1. 
«when you call. sce if there's 
dark with lors of black hair 
big fat white teeth.” 

ou make it sound suteresting. May 

be ГИ just order two like uh 

“You жай Hike hell. Get yowsell a 
blonde“ 

“Buc. Buddy boy, you sold me 

"Cut it ou" said Buddy. "Fm serious. 
1 said you get yourself a blonde. 

Fete knew he was serious and 
subject drop. 


the 


Saturday night, Buddy and Pew 
to the Legion at sis o'clock and xat in 
the drowing room with Pancho, 
him advice, encouragement 


с surprised everybody by pic 
ing Pancho with a pair ol white silk 
trunks to match he robe. Sttched on 
the side in black thread way the legend. 
“The Gladiator" Buddy sem а corsage 
10 Anna with а note saving, 
of our fist victory, with lve 0 
Prince to dhe Gladiator's wile 

By eight. they had fought the fight 
10 times in the dressing room, M Swan 
som finally asked Buddy and Pete w 
leave. "You're making the kid nervous 
he sai. "les only а four rounder. You 
guys act Ще it’s che seventh game of 
the World Series” 

“Don't bring ше dow 
10 AL 
wi not bringing anybody down. My 
job is taking care of the fighter. Pm 
telling you you'te making him nervous 
Besides. 1 want о talk u 
What you should do in his 

Al, Pete amid Buddy stood in the cat 
tidor outside the dresing room while 
Pancho stretched out on the rubbing 
table and smonzed. 


said Indy 


(continuer overlea]) 


PRINCE and GLADIATOR 


sd AL "Doni ger any 


ай you don't have no scc 
u're just there to pull the 
ol out at the beginning ol the round 
and put it im the ring at the end. А 
hands off the kid beween rounds If 
you don't know what you're doing, you 
сап rab. the wrong muscle and tighten 
And above all 


him up. it ve kid gets 
ци don't Jay а finger on hi 

"What do you пас сш?” asked 
Buddy. “Who's goma cu ту piati 


мо?" 
"Тһе Polack's a chopper" said Al 
"The kid can get cut up a Ше m the 
ok a Ми. 
worse than they really are. By ше third 
round Panch will ger the range amd 


told them they were 

Buddy put an the turtle neck swear 
with “Pancho Lopez” written across the 
baek of it. Pete left to get inw his scat 
at ringside, 

Buddy was more e 
down the aisle toward the ring than 
he had ever been in bis lile. The crowd 
mave а roar when they 
He smiled and 
his head gave the traditional. fighter 
sahute. Pancho climbed through the 


ropes amd sat quietly on the sool Al 
his merk mus 


Swanson was тамар 
cles through їйє robe 
him quietly. Across the ri 
manski, the opponent, rame in 

knelt in front of the stool and 
himself. The referee called the: 
the ving and gave them 

Buddy didn't hear 
ol them. He was looking at the 
ad amd at the 
e arena. НВО hea 

amd his mouth felt dry. 

emner. M. 


amd моні on the apro 
rabe all Рака shoukler 
ad. 
е crowd roared whe 
Teognued it as ome of Boddy’ man 
ori on the касов. 
Remember." said Buddy. “Reine 
you'te my ghidiator Kill him for 


Во smiled a grouque suite 
Имеон his mouthpiece and pushed his 
gloves together, poised, waiting for the 
hell, The bell rang and Buddy amd AL 
dropped Lo the arci Moor and poked 
their heads through the ropes 
Muddy pulled the stool 
Pancho: bounded 


Buddy, t himself, 
ied his eyes on the to 


(coutraned [ps forge 30) 


ihters and watched carclull 
Omanskî landed the fut pun 
t jab w the mouth. Рэ 
od. shutting his fect. Me k 
cal counterclockwise around Ог 
manki. For a minute and a hall noth: 
ing even remotely resem 
Mow was struck and the cro 


ts hands 
nt 1 амі 
Omamski wrestled Lopez to the ropes 
Me landed Jelts and rights по the stom 
ach amd stepped hori and landed a 
Sharp. right cross under Paucho's righ 

ye. Blood poured ou 


ol the разі. l'an 
Tw 


h his glove. 

sight ol blood stopped the stamp 

the clapping. One leather lung 

їп the balcony xot a big laugh. 
Gladiator? He's 


"T 
eat 
oved back and Pauchi 
А right qo ће bods 
a left wo the jaw sem Ormani 
against tbe ropes Pancho Jooked him 
over coolly and carefully and exploded 
combination on the head tl 
Ommanski down. As he fell 
stepped back and landed a hard right 
on the side of the face Ormansti fell 
on bis face. Bt was obvious tho mo 
count was necessary. Олт was om 
cold. Buddy climbed into the ving and 


malke bi 


and wrapped a towel over Iis head. Ov- 
nans seconds were lilting him w his 
feet and carrying im to lie 
sprawled on (ве chair, glas сүс as the 
doctor examined him. Lopes goi oll h 
and walked over. leaned his head 
in and saw that Олташ was starting 
to come out of it 


“What's your mame?" the doctor 
asked, 
“Ортаны. Alex Ола” 


The wins 
кво Тори ” 
The cred roared ня approval 

cho acknowledged й by du 

right hamd aloft, Buddy joined 
held bis right hand alot 

In the dressing room afterwards. Al 
samáned the cut under Pan 

Jc was really only a scratch but i 

vas hey 

low and black st 
appearing, Hc put a piece 
tape over the cut and sen 
the shower. 


т by a knockout 


ing to рий and the first yel 
raks of а mouse began 
adhesive 


that?" 
Pew, 


asked Juddy 
amt he 


1 sell you the irati sid Pere, “He 


ам Buddy 
the nus. 
bow й, Al 
was great, wasn't he?” 
7I told you; sait AL 
pect 1 ever seen.” 

The picture starts shooting Monday 
They got a gym out at EA. We can 
work ont Шиле on the lunch (саў, He 
an do his road. work on ihe hack Ion 
How about his next. fli? When does 


" he asked. "He 


The best pros 


he h 

D a them about it Monday 
Were not going to have amy trouble 
getting him fights" said AL "Nor alter 


tonight. The Gawd loved him, You 


‘Come on. 
до pick up. 


Panci. 
Ann: 

P; 
put 


ich came eut of the shower 
his shares aud sat down to 
his shoes and socks 

“What а party we're 


sd Buddy. “What a celebration. Hey. 
AL, you wanna come along? 
“Thanks,” said AL who'd been mad 


became he hadirt been invited. "1 gata 
pooped.” 
ct” said Pete. “Who did 


Pancho finished desing amd ran a 
comb. dh hair. 


AL was filling а TWA 
Jom ирас, uml а 
oes, His robe aud socks were là 
Sith his rine 
soia. Pens folded then 
bem inside. He wok u 
from капын, picked wp the suit 
in the other hand amd headed for the 
door. Buddy а ho followed hi 
They м "Sure yu 
dowi want à tie ome пн with 
aded Rusdy 

^1 ink. PU да back up amd watch 
the rex of the cand." said M. “Maybe 
the kid's next opponent is fighting 
of the other fours 

The trip to Panchu's place was lol 
ond hilarious. Pancho took moe of 
heating from. Bulls седне jal 
өп the arm Шан he'd taken from his 
By the time the с 
front of the ramshackle 
frame house all thee of е 
laughing over nothing in particular, I 
was one of those evenings when alios 

continued an page 36) 


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THE BLOOPER GIRLS 


they kept the flag frying and the wedding bulls ringing 


have been trampled inta. 
scattered in the sen ofl во 
Drool or Snot. Or they would have been sold im 
slavery to the Ragamils, Or jus 


за 


altire By BLAKE RUTHERFORD 


COUNTY FARE 


casual elegance for the bright brisk days 


Comins ur: those fine fall days There 
be mL gold pal- 
etes dauhed on the trees, a pleasant hint 
ol wood smoke om the crisp autumn 
breeze — all of which spells footbal) 
games country weekends, and all the 
father harvest time pleasures that take a 
п out of town. It's à wonderful time to 
pile in the Porsche and whisk out to the 
Countryside to poke around these auc 
tions held in the old barns, visit the 
county fair or look in on the local sports 
car rally, skeet shoot or hone show. And 
there is a kind of elegant, loth. 
ing i» go with the atmosphere. "This 
years crop of sartorial suggestions is 
unusually stimulating, and the big news 
is in sweaters — heavyweight, lightweight, 
bright in color or richly dark — often re 
placing jackets for casual case. Cardi 
m: finespun alpaca 
allow you plenty of 
wing space lor active sports, or heavier 
ones, striped and piped with color, or 
sleeveless ones lor wear under your 
jacket, Cashmeres still rate high, bur 
luxury lurks too in the shetlands, lambs’ 
wool and orlon knits as well. 
In jackets, there ure the bold district- 
checks cut in a slanted pocket, nipped 
Tine mudel patterned after the elastic 
hacking coat favored by horsemen. In 
sacks, the longstanding ubiqu 
gray Hannel û 


g way to lovat 


>. Country shirts. 
put with rich autumn eor. 
ings and patterns applied to the standard 
button-down: gold, awortid greens, fre 
man's red, lively stripes, plaids and 
checks, You can spot these features your. 
self in the photos at the right, snapped 
at Ward Acres Farm, a showplace but 
also a working farm where fine horses 
are bred and trained for the show ring. 
105 precisely the sort of setting far the 
high, wide, handsomely turnedout life 
you'll be leading this fall — just 45 min 
utes Кот Broadway- 


sture gate ot Ward Acres Farm, the fall fashion 
anything but ат the fence — sweaters are swell fon all atene 
ccresioms. Things are looking up [ov the guy looking np: Catalina's alfa 
lens-buttoned envdigen, $29.95, worm with a checked Dutton dion shit by 
Gant, $8.95, and Dunlec whipcord stocks, 51195. The lad Broutorbrow 
ith the bruneite sports a bulky-Anıt pullover with double thich Y neck 
by Activar, $1950, and а Joulard- punt tie by Liberty of London, $. 
Helping ib by Alan Paine of 
Godalming, $37.50, worn aver a Van Heusen brushed-colton plaid shiv 

Bachvach’s knit silk tie, 83.30. Top let: horsing around with one of 
d Асек than kney ponies, the Ше paceselters. have 
1, from the left, a sports jacket of oennealone striped Scottish 
4 by Linnett, $1950. over a tombs’ woul swenter with exewo neck, 
$14.95, and sinchi of buggyvehip worsted by Corbin, $28: (center) 6 
eaterhuit of tie print wool jersry. SIRS, and a Pioneer side link b 


о impress the blonde are а soft cashmere 


неа h 


390; (sight) Pustton’s cablehnut, crewneck pullover, $20, wor 
Corbin flannel slacks, $23, Top right: eminently jacheted far a fast ram 
з the Farm's genveled Mubleyard (the cocktail call just unded), the 


thas on the left wears отот" dis 

$55, Norferd slarhs 
and a Tucker nechir of striped India sith, P». The other guy making 
time prefers E. $. Dean's olive brown imported sheltond jacket, $60. cn. 
antique gold oxford shirt by Marlboro, $5, and a Bachrach rep tie, $2.50; 
his bluchersare by Clarks of England. imported by Tom Austin, N. Y. $11.9 


ici cheek sport coat with hocking 
0, а Cox Moore swenter vest, $16, 


35 


PLAYBOY 


PRINCE and GLADIATOR 


anything was guaranteed to be the fum 
niest joke in die world. As Pete slid 
the car into the curb, Pancho leaped 
t, without opening the door, reached 
im the back for his suitcase and Might 
Day amd started running toward the 
howe 

"Mey," yelled Buddy. "Wait a min- 

Wait fur the Prince." 

‘We'll be right aut." yelled Poncho, 
and йрену into the house. 

‘How about that?” ase 
Whats his hurry 

Did it ever occur 10 jov, 
Pere, “that he wants to we his 

"уше, Did it ever occur wo 
Iie want to sec his wile, too? 


Buddy 


Come өй it, Buddy. 
"Come oll нейна Dow 
hurd time. You got something бө «oy 
say it" 
And have you tell me Fm trying 
to bring you down? Have you tell me 
none of my business? Have you те 
mind me Pm one of the hired help? 
‘You haven't seen her.” 
"AIL right. T haven't seen her. Forget 


What's taking him so goddanumil 
long?" 

He's only been gone a comple of 
minutes. 

Tm not gonna make a move. Pete 
I cam look, cant D Didn't you ever 
look without touching?" 
‘Sure. 1 did. When did you 
АШ right. Forget it” 
"She's Pancho's wile. sh 
him, You said за yourself 

Then what are you worrying üben?" 
Me? Fm not worrying about a thing. 
But if Y had a yen for the wile of a 
guy who hits as hard as your gladi 
Tal be worried silly. ТА put a couple 

* between me and а dame 


"s crazy about 


"Every night when I say my prayers, 
that's one of the things Fm grateful 
for. Im mot vou. Um just Pete the 
Mooch. Pete the Stooge. I'm the Princes 
jester and I haven't even seen the Gly 
dimor's wile.” 

“You will in a minute. Take a good 
look amd wc if you still want to pi 

aple of state lines between you. 

Why wouldn't you let me bring a 
rouple of dames along tonight? Tes 
ciay, the two of us and the two of 
them.” 

What's стазу about it?” 
Did it ever occur to you they might 
want to be alone tonight?” 

“Did it ever occur to you they may 
he glad to be out with us, going to а 

club, living it up? Did it ever 


[continued [rom page 32) 


occur to you we got a right to cele. 
brae the fght tonight with diem?” 

"OK, Bernie.” 

“1 told you before, cut out that Ber- 
ок мш!” 

"I used to like Bernie а lot 
a nice guy.” 

"Come on. Pete. Cut it out. Put the 
needles away. АП of a sudden you make 
a federal case out ol it. So she's а nice 
kid and 1 like her. What am I. Jack 


He was 


the Ripper?" 
"Yeah. Prince Jack the Ripper. boy 
movie star 
The door to the home opened and 


Атпа and Pancho came out. Pancho had 
auci lis codes and war wearing а 
blue serge suit, а white shire and а 
dark бс Апаа was wearing Buddy's 
ситиде on her shoulder She wore a 
black dress with a square neckline зо 
a pearl choker. She looked wanden 

"Like the planes over LaGuardia om 

a cloudy day.” whispered Pete. "Stacked. 
Zur it ош.” sud Muddy amd got out 
hamt 


brought 
cc, didn't 
‘No. My neighbor told mc 
He's good, irt he?” 
The greatest.” sab Buddy 
зов haven't met Pete. Anna. Pete. Pete. 
^ 


Buddy held the door open and Pan 
duo amd Anna got imo Ше back seat 
of the convertible. Buddy got in thc 
front and they drove ol. 

The Grewensdo was єс but the 
Tour of them were ushered through the 
ropes at the door, past the crowd wait 
ing for tables and shown to 3 пода 
table. Anna loved the show. She ha 
two Scniches and got а case of the gig 

shaw ended and the 
she and Pancho excused 
| danced а creditable 
they got back to the 
table, Diosa Costello. was sitting at thc 
table talking vo Pete and Buddy. They 
were oll friend». Diosa looked at Anna, 
who was staring at her, 

"Very nice, Buddy,” she said. “You 
always have pood taste.” 

“she’s Pancho's wife.” said Buddy 


themselves 
humba. When 


to Anna. 
“You're quite а rhumba dancer: 
sid. 
“Pretty good,” she said and giggled. 


‘She won cups.” said Pay 
we were married, she won cup 
believe it,” said Pere, 
гъ mot hard to dance 
You don't rhumba?” she aske 

“I don’t even walk so good; 

“And you, Buddy? Von шира, dou 
yo 

“No,” said Buddy. "I've always ма 
ed to Ката but nobody would taki 
on 

"E take you on.” said Ani 
on. Из cas. ГЇЇ show yon. 

They got up and walker! to the d 
Moor amd Buddy took her ín his 
Pew watched with a cynicism, 


‘Come 


меди. 
bot 
on the Sunset Strip. 

Alter the Споксидо cod, d 
а succession of side street bats o 
trip downtown to the Lopez house. Fin. 
ally. at 4:30 in the morning, Pete slid 
dhe convertible into the curb. Me was 
cold sober. Me wever drank while he 
was working, He considered the evening 
work. Anna and Pancho got out ol the 
car and said good night to Pete. Buddy 
walked to the door with them. As P 
u his pocket for the key 
Roddy Jet his ann slide around Anna" 
wait She turned. giggled and then bent 
forward and kissed him on the check 

"Thank you for а моне] eve: 

hc sid. 
" said Pancho. “Thank jou 


ing” eid Buddy 
the set Monday. 


"Se you on 


Right from the start the picture wi 
well. There was a wild display of te 
рег when Marla Van Dyke, his coat 
discovered ihat Buddy preferred wo 
ing out in the gym with Pancho di 
Ше ds 

quickie with 


ho during 
break to a dressing room 


т. She even made a mild. 


paw at Pancho with a complete Бек 
of any result, 
мелла Байн" she said 


and eancentrated_ on her performance: 
Buddy was never happier or easier 
to work with, He did whatever che di 
or told him to до and left the cx- 
tras completely alone, When the day's 
shooting, was over. Ве and Pancho did 
their roadwork on the hills of th 
lot. In the evening, he 

and Pancho over to his place or w 
to theirs Anna cooked for him and he 
spem quiet evenings ТЕШ 
sion with them. He sw les amd lew 
of Pete Pete was 
around when Pancho and Ann: 
the howe. Не stopped inviting hi 
go downtown to the Lopez house with 
bim. Buddy discovered that Anna wis 
a Dolores Del Rio fan and had never 
(continued ouerleaf) 


somehow, 


to 


PLAYBOY 


E] 


PRINCE and GLADIATOR 


seen Garbo, He set up а projection 
coca and ran all of Dolores Del Rio's 
pictures for her. He ran 
Garbo pictures Ме ron Оне 
ol pictures 

Pancho won his second fight by a 
ТКО in the fourth round. In his 
six rounder һе won a unanimous deci 
sion frum a former contender who was 
on the skids and slipping back 10 the 
four rounders where hed started. Alte 
ach of the fights, Pancho. Anna and 
Buddy celebrated. By the time the pic 
ture was ready for the cutter. Bully 
was becoming Anna's best rhumba 
pupil 
Py the time Poncho was fighting sis 
rounders, he'd been adopted b» the 
wire studio, They turned out en masse 
for his fights The Dixccuse of Publicity 
decided that Buddy Tyler's fighter was 
good publicity and regularly took full 
page ads in the trades on the day of 
Pancho fights boasting about “The 
Prince's Gladiator.” He showed rare re 
straint by noting im the very smallest 
type in the very bottom left hand cor. 
ner that Buddy Tyler was under con- 
wact to EA amd could be seen nest 
that brilliant epic of the Civil War. 
Confederate Gray, The Olympic and 
the Legion began attracting a new kind 
of audience: fans who didn't know a 
Jefe hook from a right cross bur wanted 


Buddy's suggestion. he turned them all 

down, 
“Who needs them” aded Buddy 
АНЕ ки each other, you nnd me ami 
jus bore us 


Pete stopped going to the fights and 
rarely showed up on the xt He was, 
of course, will living at Buddy's Dur 
weeks went by without he amd Buddy 
each other, He had very few 
duties, He regularly Най the ой changed 
in the cary amt spent two days super 
the installation uf a new heating 
n the playhouse, Buddy lele hi 
weekly allowance, his "walking around 

wy" on the dreser in his room. the 
way he left the cook's wages on the 
kitchen table 

One night, after onc of Pancho's 
fights, Buddy let himsel in the from 
door amd starred up to his 
noticed a light on in the liv 
and went in to investigate it. He found 
Pete stretched out on the couch, There 
was a bottle of liquor on the floor aml 
ап empty glass on the coffee table be 
side the couch. Pete opened his eves, 
stared at Buddy for a minute and then 
sat up. He was loaded 

"Hello. Buddy-Bod. Who'd he knock 


(continued [rom page 36) 


тш for you tonight? Mr. Perlmutter? 
Your old lady? Or was it my Did 
mur white cashmere 
him beat me to 


Why don't you get to bed?” 
7b should, shouldn't Т, Buddy Bud? 
1 got а busy day ahead of me tomorrow. 
After the mailman comes, I may have to 
autograph 10 or 12 of your pictures 
and send them out to your fans” 

Buddy sat on thc couch. 

the matter, Pete?” 

7 mad Pete. “Not а pod 
d thing, 1 just got the feeling it's 
me for me to start moving again.” 
"Come on. Cut it out, Pete.” 
“Don't bring pou down? Right? Who 


baing. You know, Buddy. you keep it 
up, Pancho keeps wi 
turn into a pretty good 


Sure. Knock it off. Don't bring you 
down. Did you make a pass at her yet?” 
told you to cut it out" 


dames? How is Anna? 
“Fine I told you" 

Fake it easy, Buddy Bud. Fas 1 
Anna. Г like Auna Вос. A nice 
ginl. The only thing 1 caet figure, Bud, 
is why you have to get the big yen for 
the une girl in tom whose hushand 
you can't buy off. Any other dame you 
want you can buy the husband oll with 

om of 
location, You have to до boom 
rod it looks. 
© to me isn't for sale. Where'd you 
u tonight?” 


a bie part. Or you can send 
town or 


"The Statler. Anna wanted to see 
ice show: 
Dh, Buddy Bud. The ice show! You 
got it bad" 
Buddy smile 
"Great show,” he said. "II Stinks On 
Jee starring all your old favorites of the 
mg word. Youda loved it” 
How's the picture going 
“Fine. Grem picture. Give me a 
drink. will you, Pete?" 
Pac reached for the 


boule amd 


“No. Straight is fin 
Buddy downed the drink in ane ци) 
Put his feet up on the сийсе table and 
rested his heat against the hack of al 
sofa 
“This cles 
* he said, 
want me t get a couple of 
roads over hem?" aked Pere, 
Pete, That won't salve а gd 


living ie getting me 


"rs out of my mothering 
mind. Shes not beautiful. There are 
20 dames in every extra call that are 
more beautiful than she is. Christ knows 
she’s no brain wave. What в it? What's 
h me? 
“ke happens. Not to guys like us 
msuolly; not to dhe stud horses and the 
stallions, We're immune. Most of the 
time. They ain’ 
pill for it yet" 
Yon know E can’t do anything ab 
it. Maybe that's it Maybe you gor 
have something you know you 


have. 1 wor са move. She 
about to, ever. You run imo anything 
gond, Pete?” 


“The usual, Strictly bill, bam, a 
ou started hating 


“Pancho?” 


him? On those long drives home you 

started picturing where they are and 

what they're doing? You 

ing it he 
“Once in a while. Why dont y 

mind your own goddamned busines 
“Sorry. Force of habit. It usl to be 

my business. 
“It was a mistake putting him on 

- He's always arn 


Вий. Т got a cousin up north, 
outside Frisco. E thought Т might go up 
there for a while” 

"tor wha? Fer « 
you walk out on me now. 

"P figured й was Ше other way 
around. How де you think 1 feel sit 
ting around wi ing to do. lind 
ing my money on the bureau? Û hure 
up to now Гус been paying 
Sure. 1 got you girls and sob 
Tan your errands and wetnursd you. 
At least T earned my keep. T don't even, 
de what amy more What am D A 
haarder on a due bill? A poor relative? 
А moncher? You don need me worth 
a damn. At least before 1 had the illu 
sion 1 was paying my way, Г don't even 
have that any more. 1 figure irs time 

You a 


it suke, Pete, 


usin in Frisco. 


in't got no cousin in 


(continued om page 50) 


an ad exec's private secretary is a pretty hot prospect herself. 


PLAYBOY'S GIRL FRIDAY 


MISS SEPTEMBER 


PLAYBOY'S PLAYMATE OF THE MONTH 


Above: Jacquelyn relaxes on weekends with а sketch pod. Below: back on the job, she cross-indaxes an important file. 


mus мохти, the credit for Playmate 
discovery goes to a sharp-eyed space 
salesman on rravmovs advertising 
staff. During a call on the account. 
executive of a hot ad prospect, our 
boy's peepers lighted on 117 pounds 
of pulchriade named Jacquelyn 
Prescott. She is this particular exec's 
valued private secretary, trouble- 
shooter, human tickler file and all- 
"round Girl Friday. It seemed to our 
salesman that she would also make a 
most valued Girl Saturday, Sunday, 
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and 
‘Thursday, so when he finished his 
pitch to her bos, he tried one on 
her. He learned that Miss Prescott. 
is talented аз well as efficient and 
beautiful: she makes а hobby of 
sketching, he found out, and harbors 
a secret desire to design the costumes. 
for a lavish Broadway musical. As 
we said, this fellow is a space sales- 
man, and he successfully sold this 
sexy secretary on the idea of occupy- 
ing space on a certain triple-page 
centerspread. He sold the exec on 
advertising in FLAvnox, too. 


PLAYBOY'S PARTY JOKES 


Why did you spend so much time 
parked in that fellow’s automobile last 
hight?” demanded the irate mother, 71 
could hear the giggling and squealing 
lor a good half-hour.” 

"ut, Mom,” answered her daughter, 
"it a fellow takes you to the movie you 
ought to at feast hiss him good night." 

^] thought you went to the Stork 
Club?" countered the mother. 

"We didl.” 


Dur United "Dari. dist 

chaperone за one who could never make 

the team, but is still in there imercept- 
ng pases. 


‘You inom” eid the postponing овес 

ера 

Me aboor Magix us 

fae cid by мим gar. And, 
эши, this good o. ОО 


Fm locking for adventure, excitemen 
beautiful women,” cried the young man 
to his lather as he prepared to leave 
home. "Don't try to stop me, I'm on my 
way 

"Who's trying to stop you?" shouted 
his father. "Take me along.” 


We know a reat friendly hatcheck sit 
ple ils a мр eher see 
pae есине the (lives always give 
back her clothes. эк 


Pouring, ош his troubles to his great 
und good Мена снега couple of НЕ 
Martinis Bred had to conici Uist ige 
erent going 160 well at hone. 

"My Вие dd T ju dort hi 
at night" he was sing io Bart 


10 admit it, b 


afraid Т just don't 


Know how to make her happy 
"Hell. boy." said Bart, "there's really 

sol 

advie 


p to it Let me give you some 

At bedtime, lich. on a new 
platter. turn all ihe lights tow 
spray some perfume around the 
room. Nest, tell your wife to get into 
her sheerest nightie; ke sure you 
Taise the bonom window.” 

"Then what do 1 do?” asked Brad. 
“Just whistle. 


“Whistle?” 


be waiting outside 
the window. When E hear you whistle, 
ГИ come right up and finih the job.” 


During а growe hunt in North Caro 
ша се) reri parten cee Мы 
ing away ala lump ed trees near a tone 
wal" uibs е еласа танне 
Suite popped Ма hend оне the wal 
SE duit. "Hey. you aiment ic my 


cried the hunter, aghast. 
“Terribly sorry. Have a shot at mine 
‘over there.” 


A T APET Shakespearean actor and 
эп eminent English drama critic were 
lunching together in a London Сив 
when the conversation, as usual, turned 
to the Bard. 
"Tell me,” asked the critic of the 
actor, "s 
Mtl relations with Oph 
"I don't know wha 
tended." said the acto," 


espeare in 
‘but Lusty do." 


We серега luncheon date the other 
day with a lovely Broadway showgirl 
who confessed she was unsuccessful 
show business until she had her "no"s 
fixed. 


Heard any good ones lately! Send your 
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“You've got a pretty [air line-up here, Abdul, but the trouble 
is, you lack depth. Now, if I were you I'd trade off one or 
two of your veterans for some promising young rookies. That 
way you'll have plenty of reserve strength in case amy of your 
first stringers give out and have to lay off for a while.” 


the madman had a gun, the sane man only his sanity 


кани зема ome had a dream 
Which he never forgot. Не had dreamed 
that he was walking заток a muy park 
at nighe. He мэз aware of weeping wil- 
low. ска wrapped im fog Hed been 
stoking Ма pipe, and the damp smell 
gras mingling with the odor. 
Де fud Deen very plenume 
Apparently he was on a soll the kind 
We often took alone around his hone; 
although the park wis unfamiliar. He 
ман enjoying Ihe walk when suddenly 
he sae fic emerging from an edis 
of mise qt va a man drewed in old 
Чие with the labby, whisherspeckest 
face of » derelict, This man was ситү- 
aml sere stopped. aston 
jular 
valid the gun and jus be 
fcd, Everett tought, Fim going 
ind if^ мек meaningless for 
this man В mod und he's never seen me 
before and zi dying бесим Fm guilty 
of ome simple mintemennor — being 1r 
the wrong place nt the wrong time. The 
тап Кай ied, amd Everest experienced 
я pray, pai burst of light and his 
ын tought. was this ir that instant 
death ie Beyond prin. 
He wks ир, cach hor pa, 
200 he Бу awake or a long time think- 
ing about the situation, nad he remem 
hered about people who had gone ber- 
serk ай of a sudden and walked а street 
ith a un and shot anyone they saw. 
And и san the went sickening thing 
үтен had ever сониро be 
killed тис, оп а whim, with no 
remon, either vengeance or gain 
Ever since his dream. hed halfway 
expected to someday find that park wich 
the weeping willow исе but he never 
di 
The way it actually happened made 
such sore seme. 
He came home to his spacious house 
nn evening, opened the front 
naked но the barrel of a 


dom. vere” la wan па 
range dei. but George Watan, m 
мап he adm wen for at Каш ux 
7 Me Сома the door and. methodical 
жак In all things he ри his hat 
оа the ach, took of ar amd f 
мси and hang up h 


кети” 
He turned and faced George. 
George, that's no way to greet an old 

friend. How about putting the gun 


A MATTER 
OF LIFE 
AND DEATH 


Fiction 
BY ARTHUR RODNEY CONEYBEARE 


down?" Me managed а weak grin. "Let 
me get you a drink." 

"E don't drink. anymore” 

‘Ob? I'm sorry to hear that, Without 
liquor, d 
ever being congenial, would there? 
le was in a cold sweat now, and not 
aware of what he was saying 
"Where's Eleanor?” 


ow. George. do you know, 1 
ink TÎ tell you 
Everett was wondering й 
another diam. If so. where 
sleeping? And what һай happened 
the effec no. things were um 

This was something to bc faced at the 
end of a husy day. Could it be that he 


was to die this way? 

“What do you wa 
What's it all about?" 

He thought, if he wants money or 
anything that's in the hone, he can 
have it. He won't get far with ir. And 
that damn дот И be gone. 

ча going to Mill both of vou, Ev 
crac 

Everett's stomach twisted skkeningly 
Je was the same nausea he'd known ко 
often aw а small boy in schoo! when Не 
had to get up to reply o a question he 
couldn't answer. 

Turm on a light, 
ting ton dark 

There was the hallurce. If he reached 
for the switch and then widdenly threw 
the halle down it might confuse 
George and he might be able to get to 
h but it was a June, a dangers 
chance and the lawyer in Everett 
didn’t like chances U George fired in 
the right direction Everett might be 
Killed instantly right then, whereas if he 
waited. something surer might come up. 

He switches on the small lamp on the 
telephone table. 

"OK, Everett. You stand over there, 
other side of the door.” 

George himself went and sat on the 
bottom stair, a good 10 feet away. With 
the light on, Everett had a реце pic 
wre of the man. His hair was prema 
turely gray at the sides, he couldn't be 
more than 35, amd he was much thin- 
mer. His clothes were ompiesed, und 
bung on him limply. He wis по longer 
the rather plump, ruddy faced man 

лец had know 


George? Money? 


Everett = И get 


LI bet you haven't, you bastard, Fv- 
ereu thought. 

we had a lot of trouble, Everett, 
since Г saw you. А Юша people ganged 
ap on me an’ ruined my business... 1 
even had to go to cour 
of all that мий with Ele 
much . . Hadda nervous bre 
Everett” He looked at Everett soullully, 
as il hoping to enlist his pity. 

ually, ^I was 

hospital for a Jong time. 

So the man was а maniat 
he dicam. 

1 gon it figured chat you and Eleanor 
are pretty much to blame for it all. Fv 
ттеп. Из sorts hard to express, but 
things be a lot better after this is over 

Î wanted to wait with her, actually 
we were gonna wait here untl you 
came home an’ 1 was going to give yo 

when зо 


An 


one second to recognize 


47 


PLAYBOY 


came through the door and then I was 
going to kill you frst and her after. 
Now i'll be the other way around. 1 
would've liked it the other way. I mean 
Таче liked to have talked vo EL 
aor, but a fellow can't have all the 
breaks" 

Everett's mind was working feverish- 
ly. H George had escaped from this how 
pital then surely people were looking 
for him. Maybe if he could wall him 
enough, they'd cateh up with him. And 
the gun was another possibility — where 
had George gotten it? And was it 
loaded? There was a wrong possibility 
it wa't loaded. He stared at the small 
gleaming object and wished he had bis 

in now 


Everett's heart sank suddenly. 
“Chats my gan?" 


"That's right. 1 found it im your 
study.” George reached into his breast 
pocket and produced a small hunting 
Knife. "Thought I'd have to use this 
when 1 broke in— he threw the knife 
to the floor. "I prefer the gun” He 
smiled ална, 

"Well. George, 1—1 don't know what 
to sy." He certainly didn't. "Mind if 1 


"Ко — but don't more too quickly.” 
Like a man in slow motion, Everett 
roduced first his cigarettes and then 

lighter. “Cigarette?” be offered. 
'No, Гус cut out smoking, too. 1 feel 
a lot better for it.” 

An insane bubble of laughter row 
within Everett, which he quelled wich 
diliculty. The cigarette lit, he leaned 

inst the wall. His hand was 


"Don't he nervous, Everett, You must- 
‘ve thought Г ger even. I wasn't gonna 
let you get away with it 
"With what, exactly, George?" 
^ really loved her, Everett, and it 
was going pretty good until you came 
along. Not that I blame you entirely 
7. » her fault 100 . . «she gave in to the 
Mns of the flesh. You were the devil, but 
she didnt have the — the character — to 
resist temptation. So she's to blame, teo. 
She could've stopped all diis... could 
“ve married me - . . just — overcome her 
aser insincıs lor а few months, Just a 
few monthr was all... God knows 1 did 
ic... lota nights when we were out 
together... but I respected her...” he 
shook his head sadly. "She was weak 
Everett tried to laugh. "Good Lord, 
George, it was more than sex with us 
Tmean ... we just... we just lied 
ach other, tha's all. T hoe things hap- 
pen. Hell, 1 was going with someon 
else at the time, 100, but as soon as 1 
met Eleanor..." He realized that 
George was mot listening, and he 
stopped. Не began to sum things up in 
his mind. Eleanor and her sister and 


their son Philip Вай gone to а late mati- 
nee. It was 5:30 now, they'd probably 
gone in a bit before throe — they might 
be coming out just about now. What 
with the trafic. she probably wouldn't 
be home for a half-hour at Кам... 

MI sight. Now here was the situati 
Ir ever he needed his sense of logic, the 
thing that had made his cancer so solid, 
he needed it now. This madman was 
determined to kill them. As soon as that 
door opened, George was going to start 
shooting. He would shoot, because Eve 
rem knew the gun was loaded. There 
was thc possibility that the safety catch 
was still on, but be couldn't count on 
this. George Вай always been the out- 
door type. presumably handy with guns, 
amd even in his present condition it 
wasn't likely that he would forget the 
safety catch. 

All right then, As soon as the door 
opened, Everett would lunge at George 
— he'd have nothing to lose then. How- 
ever, if George continued to stay the dir 
tance away he was now, Everett could 
never reach him before he fired once 
Someone might be wounded, possibly 
Philip, if noc killed, 

Then somethirg must be done before 
the door орепей What? Could he talk 
George out of it? He looked at George's 
impassive, unblinking countenance. 

Look here, George, they'll catch you, 


suppose 

“They'll electrocute you. George.” 
“No they won't. They'll just put me 
away again.” 

Anger filled Everett. He thought, yes, 
you son of a bitch, how right you are— 

cyl just put you away. and that'll be 
impulsively he threw the cigarette 
onto the floor and crushed it out under 
his toc. Eleanor will kill me for that, 
he thought inanely 

He saw the knife then. 

Te was almost within his reach, but 
certainly too dangerous to пу for now. 
He filed the knife away for future ref 
erence. 

He had a thought. 

“George, | might av well break the 
at! news to you now. Eleanor won't be 
home for quite awhile.” 

“Why? 

She's out of town. At her mother's 
in Bullalo. You gaing to sit there for a 
week, George?” 

“Lean fast 12 hours anyhow, Everett” 

Well, diat onc was a dr 

And now, strangely, Everett realized 
he was no longer so frightened. Like a 
man doomed to death by an incurable 
disease, he was beginning to take a calm 
interest in the world about him .. . he 
appreciated the twilight hush of this 
hallway in bis home, on this chilly 
autumn evening. He began to realize 
that he had many nice things, including 
the wide curving stairs where George sat. 


He thought of a normal homecoming at 
this hour, when the windows of the 
kitchen would be steamed up with the 
evening meal. the coziness of fall, how 
comtortable and pleasant his home and 
his family were at this time of year. 

Now could it be that this was all over 
Tor him? Because of George Watson? 
Who had seemed so harmless and laugh- 
able when he firs knew him? It was an 
imposible thought, and he knew sud- 
denly that he couldn't et it happen, He 
looked at George now, and a certain pro- 
fessional pride welled up in him, Here 
is the grentest challenge of your cavect, 
ту friend, be told hümsell. A matter of 
lije and death. You are going to talh 
this man out of it. 

"George, why arc you really doing it? 

The abrupt coldness of his tone made 
George look up, rather startled. 

7L told you. Evere.” 

"You told me no such thing. You told 
me some cock amd bull story about her 
being the woman you loved, and about 
how she must pay for shunning you. 
Tort that tci" 

George was very suspicious. His hand 
tensed on the gun. But Everett's imagi 
mation was at work, and caution was 
beyond him now. 

"She fell out of love with you, is 
that ia” 

George just stared at him. 

“Ts that it” 

‘Things bung on the brink, and then 
George was into it. His hand relaxed on 
the gun and he yelled, "You tempted 
her! She was weak!" 

"hats exacly what 1 saîd. She fell 
out of love with you, right?” 

Gc 

“This would mean that she must have 
been in dove with you to begin with. 
right 

“She loved me. yes — I know she did” 

“And you loved her—above cverye 
thing?” This was a crucial point. He 
watched George's lace and there wir 
suddenly a sadness in George's eyes and 
he knew rhe man wasn't completely 
insane and that he could win. 
Everett 
was, and barring George's 
lapsing into completely irresponsible ac 
tion, it would turn the trick 
Then why in God's name didn't you 
do the right thing by her and sv her 
from mei 

George's bead snapped up and he 
looked at Everett, wich astonishment 
showing on his face 

“What do you mean?" 

‘Now the important thing was that he 
mustn't give George time to think, "M 
you loved her so well why didn't you say 
"Never mind Eleanor, ТЇЇ marry you 
despite it all—you don't have to marry 
him — you sinned but you're young and 
there's no reason why you have t6 pay 

(concluded on page 74) 


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PLAYBOY 


PRINCE and GLADIATOR 


“I need you. Who cares what you da? 
1 need you around. Things are all 
screwed up right now. They wan't al 
ways be that way. Give тє some time 
to work this thing out Don’t go 
reling off somewhere. Suck атоо 
me a chance to work it out 
ЭК. TI give you а month.” 

"Thanks, Pete.” 

Pere looked wp at him 

“You want me to pet you a girl?” 
he asked 

No. 
hay, Pete; 

“Yom hit the hay 
Ви ће bote: 


m pooped Tm gonna hit the 


Buddy вод. ги 


Pancho won his next two fights is 
spectacular fashion, In one of them he 
gut oll the oor to knock out bis op 
ponent with one punch. He was getting 
vore publicity thon most main event 
fighters, The picture war grinding i 
way to а conclusion and Pere мами. 
around much except to sleep. Вау 
continued to leave his money оп the 
buscan in his room 

One afternoon. Buddy Вай no call at 
the studio and drove down to the gym. 
He found AL Swanson standing by the 


Tr sharpens up his 
a kid Вас light." sai 
we on aver here, I want to talk 
to you," said. Buddy 
Me and AL walked aver to a bench. 
against the side wall 
"What's on your 
much 
Pancho looked good th 
our, didn't he, AD" 
THe Tooked great, Т tall you sight 
from the ман. The greatest prospect 
seen. He's gor big things ahead 


ind, kid? You get 


Last time 


Thats what 1 want to talk w yow 
about. Whats the reaction to 
around the gym? How do Ше match 
ken. feel about him?” 

They're can about him They 
haven't had a draw like this in years 
They're trying to talk me into throwing 

into а semi windup.” 


realy 
Who says ко, Al 
1 say so. Remember our agreement. 
You take the bows, Û take сие of the 
fighter, He needs four or five more set 
ups before we're ready to move up into 
the semifinals” 
t him Carroll for his nest fighe” 
“Are you wuts? Carroll will kill hi 
He'll tear his belly ow Wi 
five fights away from Carroll 
"You heard me, Al. Get Carroll“ 


(cominued from page 38) 


What are you trying to pull. Buddy? 
JE you got any idea ol throwing Pancho 
with Carroll so you cam pick mp a 
wad beting on Caroll, forget it This 
Kid is too good to throw away lar some- 
thing like that. I know wi 
Carroll will tear him apart 
‘Don't you think they'd make the 
m 
In a minute 


р We won't mal 
Wha says we won? 

“Day we wont 

“E say we will, AL Let me ask you 
something, You like the way things be 
going. dont you? You like all the 
hoopla. You Tike eat 
ing, тч 
cery bills olf yous neck, don't yan. Sup 
poe V pull ont? Lets sce Bow ey нн 
for you to get fights for Pancho then, 
‘without me up acting as a 
dill Scc how awy it is when Г get the 
publicity boys wo spread ihe word 
acount. Did you exer sit down and 
figure out how casy it is for a guy Ще 
me to make a guy like you unemploy 
able? Or maybe E get real generoms and 
buy sour unk of Ше Kid. You dani 
know how hard й will be for vou not to 
sel me your piece ol him d Û really 
want it. No. M— Pancho faghts Carroll 
Jus because 1 say so.” 

ТАП right. Buddy. You got all ihe 
cards. Не fights Carroll 

71 knew you'd see it my way, AL” 

“Just de me ak you one 
Whats the gimmick. Whats the percent 
age? You betting agains hi 

m betting on him 

to know mc well enough to know Т 
wouldn't bet against my gladiator. Re 
las. M. He's good. He's the best pros 
pect you've ever wen. One or two 
things happen. 17 he wins, 1 pick up a 
big chunk of change and we have a 
main bout fighter. If he loses 
everybody loses a fi 
1 can afford to low a 
what they call a calculated 

"OK." said AL “E just want 
straight. Im gonna train him 
тте to win. Maybe he can. We're gonna 
D 


the maich, 


eh 


“OF course you're gonna шу. You go 
fon over and make the match A week 


Because 1 said so, AL“ 
AU Swanson made the match. Pi 


him a chance t 
the gyun all day. 
‘The ticker sale was sensit 
While the fourth preliminary 
was on. Buddy walked 


dressing тоот. He was surprised to find 
Pew there, Pancho war stretched. ont 
оп the rubbing table with his eves 
dowd. Al ame toward him. 
‘How is he?” asked Buddy 
He's never been im heiter shape 
sid M. ^I he has a ch 
could win it 
OF course he could win s 
Buddy. “Мез going to. 
Buddy walked over 1 
Ранно opened h 


the аме 
ied wp 


е gladiator? 


tuke him, Big” 


d to Pew. 
“Where you been keeping 
he asked 

Ac the Public Library. 
Vee been studying ancient M 
whatever the hell thar 
le Hooks great. doen't he, Pere 
Vell the truth, 

The truth, Bernie? In Brom ol all 
these peopl 


Knock it off 


minutes Inter. He wasn't wakin 
chos comer nigh 


the last 
and stood up with the west of the crowd 
when Pancho and AL came down the 
aide and climbed imo the ring. Caroll 
complete silence. V 
referee called them tà the center of 
ring for their 


instructions 
amd was an 


might.” sid Pete. 

You figured righ вода 

The fighters сате back to their 
corners. Buddy cracked his knuckles and 
leaned forward, M took the silk tohe 
off Pancho, rubbed bis shoulder 
eles, climbed owt ef the ving and 
whispered some minute v insure 
tons to hin. As the bell rang. he pulled. 
the stool out of the ring ат! crouched 
‘below the stains, his eyes on a level w 
the ring Moor 5 

For most of the 
ded and felt each other o 
tried a jab, Carroll countered and they 
fell imo a clinch. Two minutes i 
Pancho landes a hard right high on she 
head that forced Carroll hack and he 
followed with comhinations that had 
the crawd on its feet Carroll, pinned 

(conchuded on page 54) 


pictorial 
WESTERNS 
ARE BETTER 
THAN EVER 


sex gallops into horse opera and never is heard a discouraging word 


Footage released for Gun Fever, so Janis 


getting Mane 
ied Ami | 


vobly stacked 
a Davi plays 


а welcome breath of fresh ай in the 
hitherto stully Wide Open Spaces. 


Betore the nude sequence is filmed, Jane is 
Instructed by actor-director Mark Stevens. 


Below: the Indian maid enjoys a cool dip in 
the river, then, in this scere from the film, 
scompersout of the water and onto the bank 
in on example of the New Look in Westerns, 


s2 


Above: after emerging from the water, Jana Devi, svelte Caylonese star of 


ieves the Indian costume she left on the river bank and dons 


sa 


PLAYBOY 


PRINCE and GLADIATOR 


in the corner. dodged. slipped the 
punches and rode out the хин. Пие. 
bridge of his nose was eut and he wiped 
й away with his glove 
tance for the rest of the 
In the second round. Carroll hunde 
two hard rights по the midsection th: 
ит. Jn а Оики be drove a left imn 
the solar plexus and a hard right wo the 
side of Panchos face 
Carroll unleashed a 
ought. Pancho flush om Uic mouth 
sent his mautlipiece spinning ame 1l 
ring, 
My the middle of the third rownd it 


sunk punch alter punch imo 
stomach, shifted his attack to 
p iu the 
linde Ju the third round Carroll 
opened a cut over Panel's eye th 
bled for the rest of the fight 
fourth round, з sight hook broke 
chos nose. Carroll shifted his at 
Mis body attack had slowed Pan 
denen to à exa] and lie was able to cir 

e and jab, hand shading blows ahat 
a cur over the other eye and 
ripped а long gash on the upper lip. At 
the bell ending round four, 
inst the rapes. 
his face а mass of blood. The second 
‘worked frantically to close the cuis an 
M Swanson cime dowa Ше stairs ан 
эме in front of Buddy. 

“He's whipped,” he said. “Pin telling 

w Find a spat to go down. 

“The hell you are" said Buddy 

“He can't win. MI he can do is to get 
cur up. His nose is broken. Мез having, 
trouble bres 


Pancho’ 
the head and roughed him 


апа the seconds climbed out of dhe rin 
The bell rang amd Pando walked Rat 
оов am ча meet Canoll. Carroll 
ими Nim carefully - . . glk 
send hi, Мойн lighe blows to tbe 
face. Within 30 бин the coss 
leen pei and the blood vc pouring 
ой Panchos fate. Caroll ped in 
ма sanding vlg avee Healy 


other punch go into the midsection of 
his fighter. "Kill him, Carroll." he said 
quietly. "kill Carroll landed two. 
hard rights to the face and Pancho fe 

forvard on his Knees. He got ta his fect 


(сэттис from page 30) 


Buddy au 
as he tumed be saw Pete looking a 
him. Their eyes met and held 

"Kill him,” said Buddy softly. 


Only Pete heard it 
In the ring, Carroll backed away. 
хаты. He stepped 
wo perfect punches. a 
lelt to the stomach 
Pancho fell forward on bis 
lay there. ‘The referee counted 
out. 

Buddy got up and started up the 
aisle, Me looked hack and saw them pu 
Pancho on a stretcher and сапу him 

of the ring, 


The night was chilly but be dido" 
put the top of the comeruble up. Не. 
drove slowly and methodically amd ээ 

utes Eater 
Lopez house. 
the bell He walked in. walked dow 
the long ball, into the kitchen, tros 


Buddy and sur down again 
"Г came as soon as 1 cm 
w sie 

How is he? They sid on the TV 
they took him to the hospital 
"He's gonna he fine, Anna. Just Пак. 

Come on now. Take it easy 
He sit down beside her а 

she was crying: 
7E never watch his fights" she siid. 

“Never. Tonight 1 couldn't keep the ser 

olf, T tumed it on in фе chind roun 

They said bis nose was broke 

all cur. Не was bleedis 

was broken." She starte 
Buddy moved closer 
around her shoulder. 
andl put her head against 
kasy. Anna. aw. darlin 
“Не was bleeding 1 
unse was broke 


Nona 


‘saw that 


put his anm. 

reached o 

is shower. 
pou 

¿y said hie 


Во took her chi hand and 
tanned ber face mp toward his 
"Easy. darling” ис sand, "ICH be all 


He leaned forward amd kisal her 
For à moment she relaxed 
his am slid down Aaron 
wait amd held her body to his Me 
Kised her again, Harder 
denly realized what was happening. She 
pushed against hin 

No she said. "No. Ples 
Buddy ek! her on the couch. Me 
id her head back and kissed her. He 
started opening the buttons om her 
blowe Anna pushed against ant 
She dug her nails imo the back of his 


wa ud 


hand. "No, Na” she said. “No 

She pulled back and her blouw 
ripped open. Buddy grabbed with both 
hands, held her firmly and forces her 
down om the couch. She sared io ey 
ing. She hy 


‘She was still sobbing wi 
m 
a drivein 


he ки. 
© home slowly. Не stopped! at 

Hollywood Boulevard und 
lod a hamburger and a lice 
wk а 
shower, put on a dicwing gown iml 
went down to the hor. He mised him. 
self a drink and sat in the darkness, not 
feeling anything, Not thinking any 
thing. When he heard the 


pail no attention to it. Wh 
knocking at his door at this 
night? 

Me got wp. 


“Ics probably Pete. Forgot his key. 
He walked to the hall and opened the 
door. 
Pancha Lopez was sanding there. His 
face was covered by band 
adhesive tape 


Buddy мәніне. 
in his hand. 
Alo, 

Чан 
"They let me out af thc hosp 
said Pancho. “My nase is broken. They 


Pancho,” said Buddy, very 


put splints on it. Û went home. 1 found 


Anna 
Buddy took я step backward into the 


The punch caught him on the cheek 
as he tuned. The glas in his 
went spinning out and crashed ag; 
the wall Pancho walked forward slowly 
d ta ч 
hallway ond 
back against tbe stairs. Pancho walked 
Slowly forward. There was no haste in 
his movements, He reached dawn and 
pulled Buddy ө his feet amd held him 
1 punch broke 
joe. The blood spurted down 
med. 
he screamed, “Pete. Pere, For 


against the wall. His thi 
Buddy's 


Fourth punch. knocked two 
wt amd ripped his lip open. As 
Pancho set himself for the next punch 
he looked up the stairs. Pete war stand. 


чер 


” yelled Buddy, 
blood Mowing down hi 
for gods ske. help me 
my nose, Pete, for god's 

Pete and Pancho lo 

“Kill him,” said Pete. "Kill hin 

The fifth punch broke Buddy's jaw 
and he fell unconscious to the lor of 
the hallway. 

а 


Hes broken 
ke” 
ed at e 


Ribald Classic 


A DUCK TO WATER 


A charming tale from 
the Paradiso degli Alberti 


of Giovanni da Prato 


/ 


E 


"Expect me no more in your bed!" he scowled. 


ама or SAN CASCIANO suspected all 
men and swore п solemr oath not. 
do тшту one unless she was a vigin. 
"Teresa, the young lady he finally mar 
tied, had а spots reputation, but her 
mother. Madonna Ricciarda, who had 
trained. her carefully, almost ruined her 
marriage without meaning to do so. 
“You must do everything you can to 
lease Ranieri." she told her daughter. 
Let your one thought be to give him 
pleasure and to make him love you. 
When Ranieri took his bride to me 
privacy of the nuptial chamber, he noted. 
that she did nor blush nor draw away 
Irom him. On the contrary, she Nung 
herself into his arms and returned his 
ises with мо much ardor thar he was 
amazed. When he started to play the 
game of Venus, she met him more than 
halfway, and displayed so much enthusi- 
adroitness that his pleasure 
tumed into gall and his love int die 
illusiomment. Still, he conducted himselt 
us a husband should. But on the next 


morning he tose from the bed, gave a 
dark scowl and said. "You are not what 
1 thought you were, and you have seen 
the last of me in your bed.” 

А short time later the you 


husband. 
's house and 
to return and get her 
id not come at the time 
specified, the mother guessed that some 
ampicion had arisen in his mind. When 
she asked ber daughter, the girl had a 
ready answer 

“He no longer loves me, Mother.” she 
wailed. "He thinks that | have played 
st and loose with some man before 1 
icd him.” 
jid you do as 1 told you and please 
him in every way? Dil you let bim know 
that you enjoyed his lovemaking?” asked 
Madonna Riccarda. 

"1 followed your directions to the 
letter, Mother. And that is what seems 
to have made him angry. Shouldn't 1 
haer 

"ht depends upon the kind of man one 


marries, it would seem." said ihe mother. 
"This husband of yours must be a great 
fool, but you have married him and I sce 
that you love him. 1 shall call him, there 
fare, and have a talk with hi 

Ranieri came, sullen and flushed, and 
Madonna Ricciarda asked him по walk 
with ber along the moat of the castle 
where they emild talk in priv 

“It would seem,” she said, “that you 
find some Maw in my daughter. Is she 
mot a beautiful piel? 


"She is very beautiful, Madonna: 
“Is she non loving, as a woman should 
be, Ranieri?” 


she is loving, Madonna.” 
“Ty she not ardent and warm-hearted; 
“That she is, Madonna, She is, if 
anything, too ardent and warmhearted, 
1 can only believe that she has known 
some other шав and that she did not 
come to me a virgin." 
Madonna Riccianda looked at him in 
‘You believe, then, that my 
in the art 
of lave, Ranieri? And yet if you, а 
young and healthy man, found pleure 
in her love, why do you think it wrong 


Tor her, а young and healthy woman to 
nd it in joa? 
Ranieri muttered something about be 


ing toa adroit, and the lady was silen 
seeking some way to convince hi 
daughters innocence. Just the 
the servants ran up with her skirts full 
of newly hatched yellow duckling. 
“Sec Вон small and innocent they are, 
adonna!” the servant cried, 
Madonna Riccarda had her answer 
Before the servant or Ranieri could even. 
guess what she was about, she took the 
apron kom Ше woman and вешу 
dumped the little ducks into the moat 

“They'll drown, Madonna!” cried 
Ranieri, shocked at the lady's смей 
“They have just come imo Ше world. 

‘Watch them, y 
do uot drown, Ra 


lady said. 
i. They are swir 
ming ак skillfully as amy experienced 


duck. They have had, even in the ерд 
the best of teachers and they tike, there: 
fore, to their element.” 


"The best of teachers, Madonna?” 
faltered Ranieri. “Whom do you mean? 
“1 mean that the teacher who instilled 


im these ducklings а love for the water 
even belore they had ever seen it, like- 
wie instilled in wile a perfectly 
natural lave for the man of her choice 
and for the Kind of love you and she 
have enjoyed.” 

“Say no more!” cried Ranieri, "E 
shall ger my wife new and take her 
home 

As they rode away across the flowering 
meadows, Madonna Richard nodded 
and smiled at the swimming ducklings 
Like a duck to water.“ she said. 

-Translated by J. A. Goto 


se 


BLOOPER GIRLS 


from behind a 


ıd murdered at their type 
sra. used to dream shout it, old man 
“Instead of which they hom were 
decorated.” 

Mowbray put them up far The 
Order of de British Empire. Не had a 
perverted sense of humor. He» the onl 

explanation.” 

id yet time softens so many things. 
1 confes 1 look back an the old Селли 
Hattan Herald with something like nov 
[7 


ond heavens!” sid Burrows and 
blew out his checks. We were enjoying 
а митир cup at his club before taking 
a turn in the park. Our conversition. 
turning as it always did upon our com- 
man experiences abroad in the Forcigu 
Service, had led us with a sort of ghastly 
incvitability tn the sisters Grope — Bex 
sie and Enid Grope. joint ciar pro 
prietors of the Central Balkan Herold 
{circulation 500). They had spent all 
their lives in Serbia, lor thei father 
had once been Emhassy chaplain and оп 
retirement Вай elered to settle in the 
dusty Serbian plains Where, however, 
they had inherited the old flat bed press 
amd the stock of battered Victorian 
faces, 1 cannot tell, but the fart re- 
mains that they hud produced between 
hern on extracrdinary daily newspaper 
ich remains without parallel im my 
й. even after a comparison with 
newspapers in more tan a daren con 
THE BANKAN HERALD KEEPS ТИТ. матта 
LAG кума That was the headline that 
rected me om the morning of my first 
appearance in the Pres Department. It 
wits typical. 
"The reason for а marked disposition 
uds typugraphical disasters was not 
io seek, The composition room. 
where the paper was handset dai 
stalled by halladoren hinute Serbian 
peasants with greasy elflocks amd hands 
Bowed and de and 
i cldricheries from timc 
с p amd down the 
typeboses with the air of halkemancı 
pated baboons hunting, fo Meas. The 
wr primer was called eic (pros 
ed нене) and he sat forlornty 
living up to his name by 
himel from timc to tin 


like shovels 


scratch 
Owing to such laborious methods of 


composition, the editors were hardly 
ever able to call for extra proofs: even 
as it was, the struggle to get the paper 
ош. on Ше suec was grandiose 
Some time in the early Thirties 
had come out a day late and that day 
id never been made up. With adinira 
ble single mindedness the sisters decided. 
so as nat to Leave gaps in their bles, 10 
keep the date 24 hours behind reality 
mtl such time as by a superhuman 


(continued [vom page 33) 


efor they could produce по newspa- 
pers in one day and thus catch up. 
Жеміс and Enid Grope зи in the 
ssitorial room which was known as the 
“den” They were both tabby in color- 
ing and wore rusty black. They sat fac 
ing one another pecking at two апіс 
typewriters which looked as И they had 
been obtained from the Science Mu 
scum af the Victoria and Alber 
Bessie was News, Leaders and Goss 
Enid was Features, Make up and general 
Sub. Whenever they were at a low for 
copy they would mercilessly pillage а 
cient sopies of Punch or Home Chal. 
In this way the Central Raikan Herald 
was made up every morning and then 
delivered to the composition roum where 
the chaimgang rapidly reduced it to 
gibberish. MINISTER FINED FOR Kin 
IN PUBIC. WHODING MULES KING OUT ок 
PUNCS. QUEER OF HOLLAND GIVES PANTY 
FOR RRSPRVICEMEN. MORS bous 
з иш» SUMMER IN тилн. 
jn the Thirties this d 
much. but with the war 
ul interest in propagand 
Foreign Otee and the British Council 
felt that an English newspaper was 
worth keeping alive in the Balkans if 
only to keep the flag frying. А modest 
subsidy and a free ners service went a 
long way ta help the sistcrs though of 
course there was nothing to be done 
with the crew down in the composition 
“М. Sciwartkopf һал cast oll 
jes of every description and invites 
inspection.” ete 
Every morning 1 could hear the whis- 
tes and groans amd sighs as Burrows 
unfokled lis copy and addressed himself 
to his morning torture. On the floor 
above, Mowbray kept drawing his breath 
sharply at every misprint Hike someone 
who has rum a splinter iuto his finger 
At this time the editorial staff was i 
creased by the addit 
elderly catarrhal п 


о Plant Wik Bubs") and 
other extravaggences, It was Underwood 
that at some time in the remote past 
Mr. Tope had been in love with Beni 
but he Had Never Spoken; perhaps he 
had fallen im love with both sisters 
sirmultancously and had been unable to 
decide which to marry. At all events he 
sat in the busy with the world 
news: and every morning he called on 


play its full part 
never fal 
are all in this together” Тва 


itle 1 could do for hi 

At times I could not help. 
that the Herald was more rouble thar 
it was worth. Relerences, for example, 


to “Hitlers nauseating inversion — the 
токсини” brought an inmediate 
of protest from Herr Selipunk, the Ge 
man charge. dictionary in ham. whi 
the carly stages of the war were pected 
with BRITAIN отъ GEST LL тов ON 
меки, This caused mild spe a. 
to whom this personage might he. At- 
tempts, moreover, to provide serious amd 
authoritative articles for the Herabl write 
ten by members of the Embissy shared 
the same fate, Spalding, the commercial 
тше wha was trying to negotiate on 
behalt of the British Mining Industry 
and who was passionate on the зиме 
of safeguarding miners with pitpropy 
ind scher devices, wrote а puimtaking 
survey of the wood resources of Зейн 
which appeared under the starting ba 
mer WRIA то му SFRMIAN ПИЗА, 
while the military attaché who wis rash 
cnongh ло contribute. tee 
survey of Suez found that che phrase 
“Canal Zone" was printed without 
thiroughom. 

"One lech so desperately ashamed,” 
said. Burrows. he resources of 
colar and мо ме have Ши. 
a British newspaper alread should pur 
out such disgusting gibberish. After all, 

Cs semkofheial, the Council hay sul 
sidized it specially to spread the British 
Way ol Life." 

But there was nothing much we could 
de. The Herald lurched from ane ex 
изкарате to the next. Finally. im the 
columns of theatre gossip there occurred 
a series of what Burrows called. Utter 
The readers may be left to 

mposicors 

would be capable of doing to a witty 
urbane and deeply considered review of 
nance of Charley's 


ard to Egypt where dey performed 
prodigies of valor in nursing, refugees 
With the return w Belgrade, Inwever, 
they found a suspicious me 
gime in power which ignored all dici 
requests for permision 10 the 
Herald. They brought their sorrows w 
the Emily. where Mowbray receiv 
hem with а stay but др мени 
sympathy. He agreed to plead with Ti 
bm of couse he never did. “И they 
start that paper a is 
Chancery darkly, "1 sh 
“They'd make в laughing stork out ol 
you, sir" wid Spalding. Г 


ret 


med almost unchanged in its ppr- 
sonnel. 

Mr. Tope aba returned and to every- 
one's surprise had Spoken and had 
accepted by Веви. He was now com 
paratively affluent and was holding the 
post which in the old days wed to 

{concludent on poge 76) 


PLAYBOY'S PIGSKIN PREVIEW 


the nation’s foremost football forecaster makes his 18th annual predictions 


iwexwbcreus there's nothing like it 
telling a tale, giving a gilt, waging a 
War or planning a play in that erispest 
of contesis, the football game. 
That's why, when the frost is on the 
lays dwindle down to 
us few, stadium arc stulled to 
ngpoint with restless, eager 
vers of both gender. Why 
are they there? To display school spirit? 
To cement friendships? To uli hip- 
Masks? To wach a bunch of bruisen gang 
up on a poor little parcel ot pigpelt? 


sports By Francis Wallace 


Sure 
surprise 


But mainly they've there 10 be 


Valent в 
ly spread around pretty equally: no 
big-time school really zclies on team per 
me. Certainly the book of 
nowledge is open to ай: са 
team trots out Use same old basic plays, 
just like the ВАШ time brass blowers blare 
от the same old Sousa marches sewon 
after season. It's the element of surprise 
— the twisteroo supplied by a cunning 
coach = that gives a team that win 


edge. Amd if the surprise is nothing more 
than the glare of chrome, wills and a 
two-tone paint job on what is larer 
sealed w be a fa 
мау, Bob Zuppke's garage 
A few years hack the Rules Commit 
tworplatoon 
rush to the 


ver legend, was nlready there 
the split-T and units of two-way 
players. Anticipating this season's de- 
mudement by jraduation, the Suge ol 


PLAYBOY 


Че Сиде pn ринин Jong 
ee 
nel, Such forward. ihinking 
Season fr wicking with the champ 
pecially when be il has men тош 
Ihe Clendon Thomas. my heekotie 
and Bi Krier, one of шу АЙ 
И 
But ue ебе po om all ovr: By 
Dodd owes much of his cinco to he 
Beliy Play bot b reported veering Irom 
veer toward it. One al the 
Naty Daugherty: ми as Duly subtract 
from the mcceaful Michigan State mul 
Ast Ооу, бота а Va 
ding up to voperamiipl 
таті ае" эчт. Terry Brennan was 
ши жеп talking мн Bowden Мар 
and И Terry meeten Ве Notre Dame 
T wih Wyatt Tenneuee single wing, 
he wil be buck in Ше vicinity of 
Rockne’ old "hos." Forest Evasheviki 
made loa the Cinderella of the Corn. 
and of the Rose Bowl, by walting a wand 
Af singlening Blocking over T pi. 
OL fuh tiny items are gridiron for- 
tunes made; Би ice a bit gh on the 
poorer coaches who can't ard 10 ex 
Бетеп, Thi pear. wich everybody 
Тору and trading. the technical pie 
ture vil be Бистер, The split Г. 
ЖП dominant, will fee m many varia 
tions as Ше farmers daughter joke. The 
тпай game vill be mined ith enough. 
paming to keep the defenses ram ereet- 
Ing arde Me Maris (Florida) 
тетип line. Newest swings are 10 
spread and winga. Every coach wih 
Manpower will he using two. unio of 
кко кау mem, the very rich will have a 
не 
ан abest Не ver uod on 
ihe fed, whether yon park om the 80 
Уа log os al la Solace 
Мами. The TV мене apparently re 
ba he m 
E gee 


n of national 


we proporti 


imes: but there will he 
more Big, Ten games and none at all from. 
the Southeast Conference, which has 
кепе! the boll weevil belt, АШ of this, 
of ¢ 
the mall amd ime 
whose marginal gate receipts long ago 
suffered a ateur death 
in by the very Game-of-the-Week 
telerist which was invented ко save them. 
But indications are that the current TV 
Status will remain que for a while — ший 
that unknown day when unpredictable 
Pay-TV will solve th 

Meanwhile, hack in the Halls of Ivy, 
the faculty mien are still on the horns of 
the dilemma they unwittingly accepted 
when they began to conduct this roister. 
ing. mushroon sport for 
profi. is the vio 
ently controversial Basivin-Need par- 
tial scholarship, which opponents call 
The Pauper's Ooth. The idea is for the 


ure, is pretty much academic to 


msolvable 


ing amateur 
This years soluti 


school 10 supply only 
inoncy which the family 
Implementation calls for sworn tax type 
statements 

By accepting the principle of at least 
partial financial reward to amateur ath 
Jeres, the colleges may have taken the 
first step toward tossing the amatcur 
system aut the window, where it has 


long been anyway, This gridiron civil 
war may also be averted at the brink, 
And with his peaceful though, N 
hop on our соввсошигу Univac pow. 
ered by the who's who of college foot 
ball. The ratings that follow arc based 
өп predicted team records and severity 
of team schedules. 

Change? Look to the East. Vitality is 


EAST 
пий от SECOND FLIGHT 

ко ы Њу беа 12 Comi tara 72 

fn 73 Юю Cole 72 Саро 38 mies di 

Fen State 72 We & Reson u 4 mh ê} 

пш oben Ө mima 52 Wau 4 

m Ө ме 63 бше 45 ee 52 

Hmm 81 Pew в К! 

te H uw d 

тенсиз Сене 62 Из 64 

риш i каз н 

ША 1 Bw К ” 

Williams: &2 Midelebury 34 жиен 

Trinity 52 Bowdon 25 Connecticut’ . 73 Rhode Island 35 

шел 53 dy 2 New Hampshire 62 Узаема 38 

э: Mire 03 Хатто 24 


Midshipmen’s маме of Tecumseh gets 
fresh war paint in time for Army gome. 


ally taking shape. Chief 
reanimation would still 


regard to national sched 


duding the old 
might Ме as sul 
they tied. The 


a mh Pan- 
thers open with ОП, if an 
gous well, can go to a bowl with a dli 


win over Penn State, But Rip 
Engle 


lw years b 
mies [im E 

И. Dick Lasse, and en 
photo. 


Fred Rice may 
e in his Colgate in 


wing. Holy Cross and 
Boston U. have plenty of men: as has 


Stonford’s marching bard spurs on alma meter during clash with Golden Bears. 


Boston College, which is dedicating a their duce-yeu vets and now Primeon 


new omcampus stadium with Navy 


(How long since we've had news like 

that?) 
The first familics of the Tey League 
may overcmphasize education; but, in 
that the two 


at Colus 


Yale proved that 
son and was playing top-10 foot d 
ball at the finish. The Elis have lost dam breaks 


more than most; and are hoping for 
ir own TV package when the control 


а 


PLAYEOY 


Things are looking straight up in the 
three chiet subdivisions. It is no longer 


necessarily ап upet when an dee 
Leuguer is beaten by one of the six 
Yankee Conference state schools: and 
thar other day may arrive when they 
will wart tain big boys of th 

Eastern Conference. Connecticut, with 

grow buck in Lenny King, is the class 
how but. Massachusetts has announced. 
itself. Willians looks best-dresed of the 
Potied Ivy” group. Fo the South 
among the "Turnpike Conference 


Delaware will contest. Lehigh, Getty» 


burg and Lafayene 


MIDWEST 

FIRST тип 
tome mm 
n Sule E] ermen 5. 
Mengen 72 dum и 
Mmesu 71 Раде 5 
Ono Site F? 

SECOND FLIEKT 

45 Detroit 

11 wm 

37 о 

El 
Mami E 
avier ) Ane 

5 


Froncis Wallace's Back-of-the-Year, Clendon Themes (No. 35) 
chews up yordoge in the Scorers’ опис! tilt with the University of Nebraska. 


The Midwest has long heen consid- 
red the pulsing power of the game 
chiefly because it has produced and те 
tained wore welloaehed high shawl 
driving 


until now" эп 


Need 
are already 


player — 
mourn. They say chat the 
lations and forms 

prospects to more realistic sections 
where the lads can get better financial 


deals—and Dad will not have to 


suetch his bankroll amd perhaps his 

science. That's for the future and it 
‘could happen. I've жеп the “tax” forms 
But this sewon the Hig Ten should be 


IH: and not a patsy 
In pick Fin h 
ту advisors who put 


Duck 


aly 
Мим 
State om top, evidently Виши that the 


h hit in mises 
to strike again. 

s of well 
tremendous Dan 
ining at guard 


crippling injuries wh 


hee d 


The Spartam. 
couched men led by 


Currie. whom Tin 
om my ММ mgh he will start 
| center. Line-backing is his forte. Walt 
could be the takecharge 


hac field guy if he plays back to his "35 


Kewaleryk 


soph farm. Iowa's glaring empty sieeve 
ка succewor to Kenny Ploen at quar 
verhack; but Alex Karras, one of my All 
at kles, leads twe big returning 
limes of the type that makes backfeld 


America 


ef Oklahoma, 


THE ALL-AMERICA SQUAD 


Endo: Marcortell (Baylor); Gibbens 
Шона); Tracey (Tex. ААМ), Bryant 


pe Nabors 


Ga. Tech 


Steiger (Wash, St 
Stiller (Ома); Ven Galder 


(Stan); Kaiser (Mich. St): Prahst 
(Mich.); Wheateroft (Cali; DeGrant 
fore. SL); Wetoska (ND) 


Tackles: Krueger (Tex. A&M); Hick 
erson (Miss); Klein (lewa; меси 
(Pitty; Day CWash.); Burke (Mich 
Уошо (Mic); Farmer (Pur 
due); Rebertshaw (Brown), Bradshaw 
Baylor); Mitchell (Fla); Whitmire 
Rice); Orwig (Mich.); Martin (Cali) 
Kennon (Texas); Nagurıkl (ND) 


Guarde: Letbetter (Baylori; Viola 
(NU); Johnson (тет); Hore (Duke) 
Themas (Ohio SE), Slater (Army 
Wooten (Cole); Howley (W. Va, 
Bradóm (Ure SL); Bloomquist 


lowa); Jennings (Okla ); Healy (HC 
Ecuyer (NO); Burkhalser (Mine. 
Centers 


Stephenson (Ga 
Reifsryder (Navy); Dodd (Miss St 
Dei Homme (Texas); Habig (Purdue) 
Alderton 182; Donathan (Ark), 
pe 
Auburn 


Kowalczyk (Mich. St J; Lorine 

Mermstein (Mich; Stacy 
ss. St); Bakhtiar (Va); Fondren 
(Texas); Flowers (Ga, Tech); Clark 
(Ohio SL); MeKeiver (NUD: Dillard 
Pureue); Bronson (Tenn); Rober 
son (Сот); Sapech (Princ J; Francis 
(Ore Stk Сан, McElharey 
(Duke); каўк (ома: Nesbitt 
(Ark), Taylor (LSU). Карр (Calf) 
Pace (Mich): Valli (Star I: Rountree 
(ia); Mitchell CHL); Newton (Tu 
Gilmore (Penn St; Bass (СОР), 
Dike (TCU; Hoppe (Auburn); Bowler 
(Colo); Jones (Wash. J; Lewis (ND), 
Schleicher (Penn St 


TOP TWENTY TEAMS 
National Champicn 
OKLAHOMA (OBI= 9-1 


2. loma в 
У Baylor (C8) 3 
3. Michigan State (RBY BA 
5. Texas AGM ISB)" 91 
&. Tennessee (SB) 91 
7. Mienigan T2 
& Mim 72 
9. Naw (Св в? 
10. Dike 82 
11, Ohio State та 
12. Oregon State 82 
13. Pit (68) 73 
14. Penn State 72 
15. Autom 73 
16. Georgia Tech (G8) 73 
17. Colorado ва 
18 Rice 73 
19. Kentucky 13 
20. Mississippi 73 


Possible Break-Throughs: Miami 
(Fla) 7-3; Arkansas 7-3; Miss, State 
6-3; USC 7-3; Syracuse 7-2, Texas 
6-4; UCLA 6-4; Notre Dame 6-4 
Princeton 8-1, California IRB) 6- 


8B (Rose Bow 
св (Cotton Bow; 
СВ (Gator Bowl) 


SB Sugar Bow! 
roe Bowi 


FRANCIS WALLACE'S 1957 


чвве 


ND. Jimmy Аи ет 


+ 


GUANO: Willem Krishor—Oklahara 


а 


BACK: Gendon Thomes—Oklahome 


chaols nails All-America back Phil King, 


TACKLE: Lou Michasls—Kentucky 


BACK: Joh rom—Tenas ALN 


= 


COACH OF THE YEAR: Forest Evashevski wäh TACKLE: Alex Копоз-4она. 


work pleasant. The Hawks are inelig 
ible to retum to the Rose Howl bur 
conferens Тайе. 


tional а 
чийе» should. be h 
Michigan, led by junior fullback John 
Herrustein, looks as good as anybody 
hut is the only one nf the top. five which 
must meet the other lo 
very well be the усак for Min 
where my MLAmerica quarterback Bob 
Сох engineers a fearsome 
les IB of Last season's fir 
State dacs not appear as wellatacked as 
usual, but Woody Hayes will be shoot 
ing with iwo units and more passing, 
Ray Eliot hus a big if in am other 
whe pleasant Mini 1. jc: halfback 
Bob Mitchell's chronic knee Ara Pane 
ghian, who did so well in his Итий se 
at Northwestern. will have an even better 
squad, including back Bob Mckeiver 


CENTER: Charles Brvecinon-—Ptt 


BACK: Robert Cox—himnescla 


PREVIEW ALL-AMERICA TEAM 


BID: Richard Lesse—Syracise 


Em m ru 


GUARD: Воін Currie Mich. Site 


#4 
d 


BACK: Phil King—Vonderbilt 


and guard АТ Viola, but will lack chat 
psychological surprise. Purdue has lost 


ius air major, Lenny Dawson, but те: 
turns а good ground crew topped hy 
fullback Mel Dillard, tackle Wayne 


Farmer and center Мей Нә. Wis 
consin may get out ol the мапе cite 
gory with soph back Eddie Hi 
broke all of Alan Ameche's high school 
records at Kenosha. 

Notre Dame? Nobody will know until 
the Purdue opener. It could be another 
sad season; but the youthful Irish were 
looked last year while 

credible injuries and 
opponents — six of whem finished 
the top 20. The fabulous Hornung, 
is gone but junior Bob Williams and 
soph George Do. are expected to do 
well enough at quarterback. Army re 


not as bad as the 
being stunned by 


E 


PLAYBOY 


Places North Carolina in the only 
schedule change. Marquette. expects to 
do beter with a junior сам. Bowling 
Green is a whispering favorite over 
Miami to repeat us Mid America Com 
ference champ. 


SOUTH 
FÜRST FLIGHT 


Due. 92 
South (иа 23 
Wiest Ура BA 
North Carolina 64 


егип, 
Maryana 
ignia Tech 


SECOND FLIGHT 


Virginia 55 Richmend 
N Саг зын GA Citadel 

© Washington 63 Wr G Mary 
Wate Forest 37 furan 
wi 54 


Signals from Tobacenland indicate 
that Duke, which usually barely filters 
imo the top 20, will blaze its way good, 
like a deep squad should, w » much 
higher spot en route to thc Orange 


Bowl. Could be— with bucks Harold 
MeElhaney and Wray Carlton and 
guard Roy Hord. But Smilin’ Bill Mur- 


Terence medal. plus 
Rice and Georgia Tech. 

‘Observe the Blue Devil mad map. 
South Carolina will have much the same 
cast. now juiced-up juniors, which de- 
roiled Duke im rhe “36 opener. Mary- 
and, alter а 27-1 collapse every bit as 
shocking as Notre Dame's, will be back 
with 28 lettermen who have had a year 
ко brood over injuries and other grid- 
iron slings and arrows. The mood of 
the Terps will be revealed in a nae 
tional TV opener against Texas ARM. 
Then there's supersaleuman James 
Moore Tatum who will be back at 
North Carolina for his secund season 
with the store stocked with some of the 
sophs he must have sold, especially Cor- 
nel Johnson той Don Сома, bac fed 
items 

Virginia will have more help this 
time for an Unsung Hero back, James 
ACH. Bakhar, а future Iranian medic 
who, in two seasons with a loser, has 
played 55 w 00 minutes line backing. 


just puff through а full Con- 
tors like Navy. 


kicking und gaining 1612 yards, mostly 
by putting his head down and boom? 
Clemson, low years Atlantic Conference 


depend om good vophs, not 
erick Harvey White. North 
Carolina Suite will be dangerous with 
10 regulars, including back Dick Christy, 
while Wake Forest reports better depth 
for Paul Amen's prayerful second season, 
West Virginia meets four of the tap 
Eustern Conference sch 
‘such a dandan.dandv 


Was won 20 straight Southern Confer. 
ence Dates, will And trouble enough 
in his own preserve with George Wash- 


Teague at Citadel, пе 
herit squads which might bring some 

tory sum te thee recently cloudy 
campi. Richmond, Furman and espe 
tially VMI, report shoring up with some 
sparkling individuale. Troubled with in 
somnia? Southern grid doctors recom 
mend Lenoir Rhyne, a college, as a 
sleeper. 


Georgia, 
Вама Siate 64 


The Southeastern Conference (and 
the Southwestern) operates on a Grantin- 
Aid system which awards scholarships on 
merit without regard to need; and re 
quires signed leur oCintem which pro- 
hibit schools from pursuing a boy who 
has committed himself. The SEC offers 
its time-tested solution to the NCAA for 
ов а national basis (1 hastily can- 
‘cur and initial) 

The realistic folks down here also 
fully appreciate the importance of 
coaching personality and organization. 
They pick Tennessee to repeat over 
Bowden Wyatt objection that he has 
los seven regulars, including ace drum- 

ohnny Majors. Georgia Tech is 

rated second though Bobby Dodd pro 
teus that he recurs only six of his frst 
22. Fach mentor pleads with anguished 
logic but those who know Шет best 
aho know that (а) 26 Volunteer letter- 
men include such backs as Tommy 
Bromon, Dave Anderson and 47-yard- 
average punter Bobby Gordon: and (b) 
among 19 Tech lettermen are АШ Amer 
жа center cmdidate Don Stephenson. 
and halfback Stan (the (abulous) Flow: 
ers. Abo. presumably, some “red shirts 
(sophomores, usually, withheld from 
Competition to save a year of eligibility). 
iie is мый with stars, any of 
whom might fall on amd collapse the 
Conference as Johnny Majors undeni- 
did last year Auburn has three: 
runner Tommy Loring, heavy-duty ba 


play back te hie 
soph form to justify my All-America 
selection. But the War Eagles may have 
‘quarterback trouble. Ole Miss. perhaps 
a bit below the excellent personnel 
level od recent campaigns, calls its Gene 


Hickerson "bes tackle in the sec 
despite the presence at Kentucky of y 
Hinemanot the year Lou Michaels who, 
with Glenn Shaw and other soph backs, 
makes the blue grass entry a very dark 
horse. 

Mis 
Stacy 
the land": 


tes des junior Billy 
T quarterback. in 
him with a vet 
re soph 
clas has been red-shined. Wade Walker 
is aiming this missile at Tennessee, Ort 
>. Bob Woodruff will be dangerous at 


best soph ін history will need 
‘only mileage to match the speed af any 
winter visitors, especially Pitt in ici 
TV dai Dec. 6. The deep south comes 
up with two top sophs. Billy Cannon 
at LSU and Richard Ренан at Tu 
lane. Cannon, the runner, will be back 
ing up fullback Jim Taylor: Petit, 
^ rugged "Hornengiype" passer, will 
support clever tigbrweight quartera k 
Gene Кен 

George Shaw and Lenny Moan: 
top pro rookies ol the Last two season 
To the best of my knowledge the only 
All-America first teams they ever made 
were in my Preview. | am not merely 

ing up the faer that 
the same nest year 
about Vanderbilt's Phil King, a 6° 4", 
210 pound bufalo жив the speed ol a 
deer who is abo durable И V 
lights up, this Cherokee Chief 
highball all the way ta pro bonus pick 
Dean Wally Buts, my Umung Hero 
Coach, will begin his ТОШ ca 
Georgi with one ol his favorite types — 
soph passer Charlie Britt. And 
а year away but coming, has а dedtall 
Gary Osten 


SOUTHWEST 
FIRST FLIGHT 
51 Aransas 


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иа 

Emt des 
Alene 

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64 
46 
5 
E 
55 


This is where you need the oui 
board to check the crystal bull; and 
tea aves wouldn't burt either. This 
is where it is not unusual for a South 
western Conference team та bounce 
from bottom to wp in two years, a 
Wip the Aggies finished Inst season: or 
for a fourth-place selection w improve 
from week ta week and finally look best 
of all, as Baylor did in beating Tennce 
(continued on page 7 


pastiche 


HEMINGWAY 


a title bout in ten rounds BY JED KILEY 


їп the paper about 
he was on his way to, 
ay: ps. Looks libe ihe guy 
magazine cover. There he was big as told me the truth all right, T thought 
Lie. That's why he 1 Probably got his ticket оп credit too. 


Broadway there was his n 
marquees of a lot o бешт, 
They were all old stuff though. Reruns 


wood doesn't pay for re 
ie gor myself w 
Bener hit the dentists 
ill two birds with onc 
stone, E thought. 1 showed him the bur- 
ted tooth, 
“Must have bit something awful 


anyway, Had 
wait and get the n 


PLAYBOY 


But I didn't tell hin 


1 tried to put the 
bite on Ernest. Might bite me right back 
fot his fee И Û did. So he fixed the tooth 
amd picked up Life on my way ош. 
Took it over to the hotel with mc. 1 
wanted to be alone when 1 read the guys 


мй, ething, Aloud. 
And maybe you think T didn't say 
something aloud when J rend tbe thing. 
Lucky nobody was there. D read the 
whole book through. Word of hon 
Gow Ше bellboy to bring me up a 
Бошс of Scotch and stuck it out. 1 even 
oved my lips when I read so 1 would 
understand it better. Te was called The 
Old Man andl the Sea. Not a bad tite. 
The book was full of padding though, 
Т thought, Ernest must have been paid 
by the word for that one. 1 can tell you 
the whole story in ane sentence. IF you 
haven't read the book read my rewrite. 


10s got everything in it you need to foal 
your friends: 

Once upon a time in Cuba there was 
a nice Old Man who had not eaten in 
fish diet 


many days because Ве was 
and had not caught a fish an 
did е 
The Fish really caught The Old Man 
because he could not Jet go of the line 
and was taken an u fid«ondueted tour 
of the Caribbean Sea until some bad 
sharks had eaten up all his dinner and 
when he got to shore all he had on his 
hands were scare and Esh bones but a 
Little Boy who liked The Old Man 
shared his dinner with him and The 
ite Boy amd The Old Man and 
mest lived happily ever afterward. 
Hut you know something? You cam 
joke all you like about his writing bur 
jou опа give him credit. He is a swell 
y. 1 realized it mere than ever that 
ight the newsflash came about his 
somewhere in Africa. Hit me 
en the eyes fr was а Satur 
day about six won. 1 was just about to 
до out to dinner. But 1 didn't go. Took 
my appetite right away. Reached for 
A instead. Dronk m 


y thing about 
FProest, When you think of hin or even 
hear his name, you want a drink. What 
а swell name for a new blend: Five 
Sur Hemingway. Wonder if he's got any 
with him. Must have: for snake bites 
and everything, E thought 

You'd think he was right there with 
те, the way 1 was lapping it up. Just 
sat there drinking and listening to the 
radio. Once 1 picked up the magazine 
and ried to read it again, You know. 
maybe 1 would get a better slant on it 
Rut you couldn't sce the small print 
Your eyes were bothering you. Yau had 
до keep wiping off your glases all the 
time. So Г walked over to the mirror 


and did something I often do when 
Tre had a few drinks Started ta 
10 my. 

I зай! aloud, "You're a dump to 
worry about that guy" 


this, Не армау» does 
а cat. Must have five or sis eft 

That's right, 1 tho 
the Bimini natives said that time he was 
юш in The Three Day Blow: "No 
storm too bad for Papa. He come back 
soon." And look at what the Coast 
Guard said in Key West: “If that guy 
is ever lost at sea it will be because they 
bung him [rom a yard arm” You can 
bet they're not worried about him now, 
1 thought. Better forget about him. 
Hell come hack, Like a bad penny 

My liquor was all gone so 1 dropped 
around to a few of the bars to sce how 
other people were taking it. They were 
taking it big everywhere. 1 got a lot ol 
free drinks just because I knew him. 
Got in some arguments too. Funny how 
everybody sticks up for the guy, 1 
tho 

Tn one place they had the lights on. 
But nobody was paying any artem 
Just waiting around lor mews of him. 
So was E but I wasn’t going to show it 
There was a pretty blonde standing next 
to me at the bar She was wiping ber 
eyes with а handkerchief. Might get her 
an the rebound, I thought. 1 gave her 
the eye. 

“No storm too bad for Papa. Не come 
beck sen ak 

“You talk in riddles” she siid. 

So does he," 1 said. 

“Who?” she suid. 

“Hemingway.” Û said, 

"Oh. do you know Mr. Hemingway? 
she said. And Ше way she said it you 
could see she was one of his lans The 
guys mame В open sesame, 1 thought 
When Г answered her everybody at the 
bar looked at me. 

“Du Г know Ermou 
my pal. 

“Do you know Miss 
E 

"Miss Mary who" 1 sai 

“HE Mr, Hemingway was your pal you 
would know dat Mis Mary is Mex 
Fines Hemingway,” die said. 

"Oh." E said. 

That's right, 1 thought, He did get 
married again. OM habits arc hard to 
break. 1 hadn't met the present Mrs 
H. Bur T sure sympathized with hen. 

1 sid aloud. “Domt worry your 
pretty head about Miss Mary. He will 
take care of her. Always 
alive, like Frank Buck“ 

Just then they interrupted the ТУ 
fights o make an announcement. The 


sad. “н, 


у tuo?" ahe 


search for Hemingway and his wife was 
being abandoned because of darkness, 
So what. I thought. The guy lus eves 
Lob gt ante 
another drink fast just the same, 
Enoc й ой the vay he docs- ina 
Kulp. ‘The blonde grabbed my arm. 

“Rut suppose they arc not alive now," 
she mid. 

“That's all we got to worry about," 1 
said. "Bur И his neck and his bottles 
are not broken he will come out of that 
jungle with Miss Mary under one arm 
and a pink clephant under the other 

"But if they are alive,” she mid, 
“think of tie spending the night with 
those wild animal. 

“Think nothing of it." 1 said. 
а wild animal himself.” 

А big fellow on the other side of me 
swung me around. Funny how they all 
take his part, This one can't even rea 
1 thought. 

He said aloud, “How would you like 
Меер im a den of lions?" 
їт по Daniel,” 1 said, "but he is 
“Who RP he said. 
“Hemingway is Тана. 

V" һе said, “Suppose a Jion 


"Wes 


bites him: 
“Hell bite him 


ighe back 1 sid, 


Е 


“Never uses а honle 


“The guy's a Tarzan.” 1 said. "He com 
kick a loms teeth ош with his bare 
feet. Saw him scare a shark 10 death 
once. Just snapped ar him.” 

"There's no sharks in Africa, 


"Op sid 
Mister," the blonde 
“йизе was plenty of snow in The Snows 
‘of Kilimanjaro, And it was the be pic 

€ 1 ever saw 

Funny Mice kids dig that 
Maloney, 1 thought. We called it Nature 
Faking when I was a kid. Better watch 
he fights and cool ofl. Bur 1 didn't 
«оо! off, One of the purs reminded п 
‘of Ernest. In there slugging all the time, 
Couldn't get him oll my mind. Wonder 
il he really is in trouble? 1 liked dh 
guy personally il not professionally. He 
really should have be 
his father wanted him to be. He would 
lave had a swell bedside manner. Better 
try and make the blonde understand me, 
1 though. 


"Fricndship's a funny thing,” 1 sid 
aloud. 
"owe a funny she said 


louder. 


“Oh yeah?" 1 said, 


praise his virtues and forgive his weak 
nesses I know his weakness is writing. 
D 

"How about the Pulitrer Pria?” she 
а 

“Just a semifinal eight rounder.” T 
mid, "big medal but no purse. Might 
have been a bad decision, too, like some 
of those on ТУ, Or maybe the Judge's 
set had snow on it” 

“Are you talking about a fighter or a 
writer?” she said. 

“А fighter,” T sad. 

|y" she said, and walked ou 

T let her go. What's the use, 1 thought 
The pen à mightier than the sword. 
Once that guy starts slinging phrases at 
them they stay phrased. Нез poison. 
Mere he is 5000 miles away in darkest 
Africa amd he's coming between me 

ula gal in New York City. Projects 
himself like an Indian Yogi. Not only 
that, he had driven everybody che out 
al the har. ГИМЕН want to go home 
and maybe not sleep. I wanted to talk 
some mare about him. Like whistling 
in the dark or something. ‘The bartender. 
‘walked! over ard swretened my drink. 

“Youre right, mister.” he said. “J his 
Hemingway plays too rough for Africa. 
1 weil to work in a sawdust joint in Key 
West. Не can take it 

7L see you know him.” 1 sid. 

"Only by sight,” he said. “Scen him 
kick all the furniture out of Ше joint 
‘once with his hare feet.” 

“Anybody stop bim?" I said. 

“No.” he said. "There were only four 
of us behind the bar thet might” 


Seems Jike зи intelligent bartender, 1 
thought, They listen better on his aide 
fof the bar too. Too bad he was getting 
ready to close up. Пе mide me feel 
surer than ever that Ernest would be 
found. 1 even decided to go on the 
wagon until they did find him. We 
shook hands at the door. 
e you when they find him." I said. 
"That's a dme,” be wid, 
Sunday vas a had day for me, Stayed 
bed all day. But Monday was my big 
day. Thats the day they found him. 1 
eal all the papers and hustled right 
over to the little bar. Г sure hoped the 
pal would he there, Couldn't wait ta му 
tek pu m and ely фо 0 ath ва 
Ernest. VI vll her plenty too, 1 thought. 
But she wasn't there, Neither was Ше Samovar by Schenley 
hig follow. The bartender vas all alone i 
Не was reading the puper mo. You fe ha Vedia at 
tauta ve he hasse ni hone но Lashed Summertime Elegance 
as happy as 1 did, 1 thought- = = 
“Well. Г told you so.” I said. Ask for S-A-M-( - 
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Notice he got out OK?" 
Yeah,” he said. "You sure had the 
risht dope on him but vou didn’t say 
t says here she 


1 said. 


y comple of broken ribs” 1 said. 
1 that when you try 

Me might 
ng her. How 
in the paper 


Won ва barber 1 
a bartender FA 


мее he’s а good 


he sid. "il 1 
t Tike и but 
OK. You си 


чуй 
"How?" I said. 
"liy the di 


This fellow makes sense. 1 
Its the literary punks on the other side 
ol the bar who give you ument 
abont his writing. I told him 1 was sorry 
Mis Mary got 

“Brave little woman." he said. 

“They all were,” T said 

Who's they?” he said, 

“skip it.” E ‘What's vour name?” 

“Joe,” he said. 

‘Well, foe 1 said. “its this way. The 
guy bears a charmed life. Its the people 
with him who tke а d 
got Killed once myself on the 

“You told me about that, 

OK T sid 
L meani 

Sure,” Joc sa. “Yo 
ol an Achilles’ heel, 

Better think that one over. I thought 
I said aloud: "Why bring Achilles into 
i 

Joc looked at his 
see in the picture Де ain 
be said, 

"How?" T said, 

"He's got that big drink in his hand 
ain't һе" 

"осм mcam а thing. Joe” 1 said. 
"You don't know the guy the way Г do. 
That hand could be eut off at the neck 
and there'd still be a drink in it. M both 
gone he'd hold it with his 


Joe sid 
hut do vou sce what 


per "You сан. 
hurt much,” 


"But it says here in che paper he 
wasn't hort much.” 

How de they know?" 1 said "He 
wouldn't tell chem if he was hurt, Might 
mot yet the drink il he did. Never talks 
about bimsclL Read jour paper amd 
you'll see; irs Miss Mary this and Miss 
Mary that. You'd think she was alone 
the plane to hear him tell it, He's the 
Lind ol a дву who wouldnt even tell 


you about his operatio 
Has he had an operation 
“Had a hundred." 1 said. 
all the way ftom the equator 
ish Peninsula. But he 
up” 
Has he Jost his gall bladder?" 
‘Not so's you could notice it” 1 said. 
Joe said. "They left a sponge 
in me and...” 
“Muse have left. 
way he acts some 
“Bring bim in sometime.” Joe sid. 1 
reached for my hat. 
Nor me" 1 sad. “1 like your place.” 
As E walked down the street you could 
hear radio and TV st blaring out 
Erw name everywhere. Everybody 
had a paper with HEMINGWAY AND wir 
FOUND im great big red letters, You'd 
think the guy was the President of the 
United States instead of a writer of 
sorts. Too had the papers hadn't looked. 
we up, I thought They could bave 
had a Зб hour woop on the story. Came 
out just like I said it would. 1 was sure 
glad jo ic to see the guy was 
е amd sound. Yd had a lew bad 
э the weekend. 
эре the 
te he and Miss Mary could travel. 
He's like Lindbergh. Doesn't like being 
а celebrity. Thats why he hides away in 
those island castles of his with eight dogs 
and 13 cats, Animals don't 
asking for amogriph. It's 
before: when the honors ave 
lished out he always disappears 
Then one day in Vugust о 
shock. Saw a picture of him 
paper getting the key wo the city of 
Havana or some smh honor. He was 
hack home in Cuba. There he was up 
оп the platform with Mis Mary and a 
let of Cuban bigshots They must have 
had to arrest him to get him there, 1 
maybe they kidnapped him. 
ave wed force of some Lind. The 
honor easily. But that wa 
what gave shock. It was the 
tell 1 ined и clasely and 
НА пос be mistaken. 
He did not have m drink in bis hond. 
This in serious, I thought Ше may 
even be on the vagon. There was a big 
sign of welcome over Ш head but no 
welcoming glass in his big hand. Call it 
mental telepathy vr what vou will but 
я and there, that he 
had been hurt more than he had ad: 
l in that accident in Africa 
So 1 cut she picture out of the paper 
and wrote him a letter. Wanted to check 
on how he wa» feeling. Just sent him 
ane of those clever little notes of mine. 
hr say it was an invitation. I 
te me down there for 
deep sea fishing and some deepsea 
drinking. Ш he couldn't fish and 


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enclosed the Havana picture and gave 
im my diagnosis Naturally I didn't say 
anything about The Old Man and the 
Sea. My though ак could wait. 
Well, you know how he i& about 
answering letters. Sometimes he doesn't 
even open them. I didwt really expect 
цимет, Intended to hop down to 
Cuba amd surprise him. But he sur 
prised me. Answered by return air mail, 
Caught me just in time to stop the trip. 
Must have been studying the air flight. 


schedule from New York, I thought. 
Jt was just а little note declining my 

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He d 


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He sd: "You know all there is to 
Know about these bad smashes Right 
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and the head in shape and writing. 


Nothing che Anyway 1 can't fish big 
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very hard and hare to be ruthless 
for a while about seeing anybody even 
old pals. Sorry you got hurt so badly, 
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ition by not talking and by having a 
drink in his hand when they wok that 
сите. The papers here came out а 

(er his leder to me saying th: 
he had broken his hack, broken his arm. 
and fractured his skull You'd chink he 
had only a vorn banguail in the crash to. 
read the rescue stories written at the 

It only goes to show you 1 though, 
the old time reporters are better than 
these School of Journalism graduates 
today. The exkamus City cub had 
scooped the entire world nine months 
оп his own condition. 


FEMALES BY COLE: 39 


You got to hand it to him after all, 
1 thought. He is а good reporter. 

Before we tike our leave of Ernie, 
suppose we conduct a Шише friendly psy 
choanalysis, just for fun? We will call 
и The Case History ol Mr. E, H. зо th: 
по one will know whom ме mean, Let's 
pin his colorful wings to our laboratory 
table and dissect his libido, 

We will find Mr. E. IT. опе of our 
roost difficult subjects. Eurlier in this 
treatise you will recall that I likene 
him to a cat. We psychologists like to 
probe for animal traits m subjects and 
vier veru. P mentioned that he ha 
к lives and could sce im the dark 
Now where docs Mr. F. H yet his feline 
motivation? 

It’s very simple to the trai 
server. He has 15 cats at his bome 
Cuba. 1н pasing Т might draw ym 
attention to some of the names he has 
given them, Notice how they follow the 
same behavior pattern he displays in the. 
tides of his books, One alley си of 
donbtlul lineage for instance. Т have 
been told, answers to the пате of 
Rutherford B. Hayes. Анойка is Chester 
A. Arthur, Why? No one knows. These 
amd many other conditioned reactions 
of our subject's dual person, 

гет be explained. A presidential neu- 
rosis could account for it. 

With the 13 cats note that he has only 
eight dogs, This indicates a stronger 
feline behavior pauera as opposed to 
the canine. Not that he won't bite, mind 
you. He will. But so will cits if teased. 
‘There is perhaps only one wait he does 
mor share with his feline tends, He 
never scratches. He punches, 

Another outstanding feline trait E, Н. 
shares with 13 American Sbortli 
(Mr. E. H. is au American Long-Hair) 
is this: they never beg for mercy and 
they never show any mercy. Ever see 
а cat coincred by dogs? Kitty will not 
turn over on her back with her tail be- 
tween her legs as some canines do when 
attacked ly a larger dog. No si. Just 
Keeps om swing и our to the end. 
Like he docs. 

We have по direct evidence of Mr. E 
Hs reaction to petting, But we cam ne 


amy more than the average 
Kitty has a decided penchant for pet- 
ting. 

Let us now try to determine И 
motivation anilucnced E 11 to hide his 
real injuries from his public 1 believe 
it did. Cats when hurt or when sick do. 
not look for sympathy. E never heard 
complain to newspaper reporters 

nyone che. Did you? They just 
want to be alone. Cats hide out under 
the house or in Europe the way he did. 
Mr. ЕН. unconsciously did exactly what 
his fiend Chester A. Arthur would 
haic done under the кате circum- 


feline 


is tts. 


iis: Are his 
average house cat 
By me means One would never say 
his beard is the cars whiskers. On the 
But, make no mistake, those 
just the same 


mble the mane of a lion. 
And de not 


They re 
do not try to tame 
tempt to trim that mane. The old 
lians are the man killers 


They say EH. stands up on his bind 
This ва decided [eli 
de on her hind 
upholstery. Stand 
vo strat is Feline 
I line. Ко question 


legs 10 work om yo 
ing on the hind le 
behavior to the n 
about it. 

1 didike ringing in hearsay evidence 
t according to his neighbors it would 
дррен that he has one more strong, 
with Felis ratur. Has a 
len. Ан. 
Muy san. Ве never wes a spade, 

However, let us not jump то faults 
A that Е. Н. 
very well be 
ts howe am EM comples. But 

w return to Hemingway the 


Having seen in the paper that he had. 
heen nominated in Stockholm for the 
Nobel Prize. P hurried over to Sixth, 
Avenue to get the returns from а mil 
ble oracle. Mr. Harry Nelson. on old 
Paris friend of mine and a member of 
the har in good standing. He is of Swed: 
ish descent Nelson would know the 
anybody would. 1 found him on 
the bar. He was taking off 
his apron after rhe day shift. 1 ordered 
couple of Swedish Punches. I suggested. 
the punehes as befitting the occasio: 
We discussed literature in general and 
then I swung the canversition around 
10 the big bout in Stotkhohn, 
"How are the boys at the Union her 
1 sail. 

Twn to one on Papa to win by a 
KO in the fast round." he said 

"How come?" 1 кн, 

"Well; he said, "you know how bar 
tenders are. They just pull for the fel 
low they know. They've all seen him in 
action” 

“L see what you mean,” T said. 

1 knocked my punch oll at a gulp and 
Morry threw another one at те Those 
Sees Punches carry aud 
ought, Reminded me of Papa's co 
coctions: Hit you downstairs and up 


y rend dope?” 
rd me che way he 
lows when he is giving you а winner im 
said. "eight trom 
oth was right 


in my car. 
“Do you know my Unde Sven?” he 
sid. 
Хөл 1 said. 


Well” Harry said, 
from the old cou 


‘he just got back 
and he says irs 


How do you 18, 
Some horses mouth all v 
What does һе fishy 


10s a long time be 
y Lites on a whales 


Says its the best stuff he’s ever 


What г said. 
"Not a woul,” Harry said. 
That's a hot ewe 


инин read b 
ө Maybe the old ge 
somebody else reading it and d 


"er Let's have a 
more punches” 
Td Tike to let you have a couple. 1 
when sou just talk 
ingwav. you want 
some old рай. Wonder 
what there is about 0 
either want to drink or fe 
hear it Т pat my band 
drink so yon couldn 
Then I got set for the lett 


you soy your uncle 
«анион read English. Right?” 


or no. How does he read Hemingway 


10 get it. E thought. 
You won't even know what hir 
started moving the right foot дом. Ta 


the family, Y thought. 
Г youll мєт” he said, "EI tell 
you how he reads” 


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“The names Nelson.” he said. “Now 
stop sparring and listen. Uncle Sven's no 
thump. Ш be likes Hemingway's мий 
that much it must he better in Swedish 
See what | mean? Let's suppose our boy 
im the red, white and Мис trunks has 
some cx champion over there in his cor- 


Swedish taste. A guy Ike that could take 
а comic book and make ва Har 
vard Classic or even better, Get it 
Lead ow. Macduff” Т said. 
ХЕ the mame,” be said. "No 
remember over in Paris when you read 
Exe Curie's book o 


wich Hemingway? He's no 
book 
“Mine neither, But he is in Uncle 


Sven's book, Just drink your drink and 


TH tell you why, When you read the 
Curie hook in the original French vom 
ма И war Remember? Then 


"Yeah." 1 said 


ol those Swedish Punches 1 

“Fm not joking.” Harry said 
Pm mot either” 1 said. 
“OR” Harm said, "Two more” 
voice si 

“Where was 177 Harry sud. 

“1 don't Know.” I said. 

"You was talking about Mr. Heming- 
way.” the voice said 

"Oh yeah” Harry sid. “Just think 
what а geod ghost over there could do 
with The Old Man and the Sen for in- 
stance. Why he could have the Old Man 
a Swede instead af a Cuban. You know 
spearing cod fish in the Gonls instead of 
tuna. When that guy got through with 


him you wouldn't recmgnirt the Okt 
Man st лан saw him. 
“You wouldn't either,” 1 said. 


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"Sure 1 got something. Now take that 
Swedish Punch you're dri E 
1 will take another o 
“Sure.” Harry said, "TU take 
Tut where do you think. it comes from. 
— Sweden? Not ме It's Ame 
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by me and the other boys" 
“Tastes swell to me,” 1 said. 
“Sure it tastes swell to you. Because 
written to your taste. И you was 
a Swede you wouldn't like it You'd 
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only а question of geography. See what 
1 meon?" 
Sure Esce;" E said. 
y how comincing а bartender 
heyre philosophers. 
Maybe that’s be- 
them so much. 


they an 
le confide à 
Yon tell a Barkeep this 

confessor, T 
ems uy have an ай of authority 
«ey hear more secrets 
er and family doctor put 
ан bank presidents ask 
a fivespot for tell 
m. Bet writers like Ernest get a 
weed Was from harkeeps, 1 
с. Maybe that's why he goes to 
Wars But 1 still couldn't believe he'd po 
far any translation rocker, E might have 
Meieved it И Marry Вай been wearing 
his white apron. But in his strvee clothes 


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Anyway. E thought, И Ernest did go in 
for that translation миш! he would write 


D Swedish fist. Then have it 


beter 
blame him for 
Vaid aloud. 
rewrite his sul 


Me never let anybody 
And if he ever thought 
the fix was he'd lose on p 
pone. The guy's on the wpandup and 
1 know i” 


Назу said. “Bue 
fighter never 
Lows about it Its his manager who 
makes the deal. Take the dme my mar 
riod sister won the turkey at our Christ 
+ rafle. She didn't know fram nohi 
Wrote her own t d 1 translated. 
it Sul thinks she 

"за 

ток 


"Il go along with 
going to know? 


T 
Niver mind his polities Ca 
wish" 

"Guess not," sh 
"Well there you are 
tude Sven says. 


Is just like 


"Oh, the hell with your Uncle Sven,” 


‘Oh, go to. 


Yeter get the hell 1 
iow. Some bartemders think they 
know it all. Sure, E kid Wis writing, But 


nobody can say anyth 
m Такс that th 
tahi was a publicity s 
plenty then. And if Ed 
Ё w to tell Nelson plenty too. E 
thought, A lot of fellows might be het- 
ter pals of Exnest’s than I was But I 
always saw through ан booze curta 

he throws around fus. private liie, Sow 


heat it now 


through it when he was a kid around 
the Quarter. And 1 can still see through 
in. 50 seas alter. With all his front. 
he's a home boy at heart. Of course T 
say D would have voted for him 


kind of guy who would let you vote 
seite id he Knew about it. 

T said aloud, “Thanks lor nothing, 
Buster. Ве seeing you" 

w Buddy” Buster suid 
TI be right back. Then we hear the 
results on the first at Stockholm.” 

Tut [didt wait a minute. The 
the restrooms door closed I went 
front door. Let him pay for the 
drinks himself. E thought 

T turned right on Sixth Avenue. The 
light rellecting om the мери. 
it your eyes like hot sparks. There was 

‘crossing the street with a wooden 
те were a lot of people on the 
th 


Slew Yo 
were going. 
ing ul. A craw at the corner was w 
for a bus. You could «ee they were glad 
to be going home. Two girls passed me. 
On ща red ha lt bad з 
ather on it and it seemed to wave at 
you. [he other had a green hat. There 
left stock- 
ed at the corner for the 
ige Funny how you always 


dul that. Then you turned east on 42nd 


Suet 


The coda came into literary fashion 
in England a long time ago. As you 
none at ва tail stuck on а tale by the 
author, like vou stick the tit am the 
donkey in the old parlor Only 

are not Микиомед. t was generally 
written in verw. So is min 

Dear ready got a Када 

pane wivicr' cola 
Tree dis puniche ye mite ay 
"To synge the praise of Hemingway 


Alas that my weake dialogue. 

Shoukle ecke with wiskee, руп and 
жюк 

And when 1 say his wryting's Ium. 

y pen is only dippt in rum 


In twente bankes on him I've rede 
AM place his wrvting Lar ahede 

And if Pd хайде his мой beats par 
Ye nevere woulde have rede this far 


Ali Ernest how my poore harte weeps 
That 1 am not another Pepys 

Bur as 1 wryte from suemorec 

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Tor it all your life by living with a man 


George was swept 


along. "I dont 


understand —who did she hate?" 


"м! 


My chi 


Don't you remesuher the n 


Ж 
ин yon 


ou must have known! Don't 


forgive hert 
ди she came 
and begged vou ta marry her, 
would You were so lull of 


jealousy diat you doomed her to 
with a man she didn 


jou forgone с hospital, 
George. 1 guess maybe you have — for 
gouen your part in this whole damned 
mess It must be easy to forget things 
when youre i a hospital and sick, casy 
enough to forget the lives you've ruined 
— not only hers. but mine!” 
Now Everett made the greatest gamble 
is Ше. He took опе чер forward. 
ing happened. George jus 
led his dae, waiting lor more. 


тт TER 


“Найн! you belter take over?” 


“What de you thin 
because 1 spent one nig 
1 


пу Ще В 


have any Kind of Ше he 
came of that onc night! 1 gave up the 
woman 1 really loved, anl Eleanor gave 
up the man she really loved! Yes Geo 
so help ime, So the final irony of all this, 
George, is that tonight you'll be do 

a favor” Everett's face weise with a 
sardonic smile. "Because the nicest thing 
Hat could happen w us would be your 
pulling that trigger! Our Ще is a living 
hell in ату cave!" 

His voice echoed throughout die house, 
George’s eyes were wide, his expresion 
Ом of а person struck dumb, and his 

in smuggled with these incredible 
though. shouted so май, with such 
fervor that it was imposible to doubt 
their wrath, 

Everett bent down and neatly scooped 


ic. He thrust him bs 
steps and his head thudded against the 
edge uf one. Everett put the Кийе w 
his throat. his other hand going to i 
writ of the hand that held the 


you, George. Vau Мане that 
plange ie right 
бошт drop the 
George dropped the gun. 
Carefully. Fveren felt for it. His 
loved around it Bally, and lie smod 
up quickly 
And suddenly the whole thing was a 
[n 
Te was his son Philip's gun. 
Ашу. 
George sat ир, кынк his aud, He 
said, "T dont remember diat T 
remember that at all. Everest, T mes 


Now I 


her coming 10 me like (hat... but 1 
really haven't been well. Everett 
IV happen like that? Really?" 


Everett just stared at hin. 
And there was а trace of a shy smile 
on George's face. “Did she really lo 


the door, He 
his handkerchief and wiped his 
Me realised he was drained. that 
ted more in his Ше 
Georges fave, he 
wende. thowsht how odd all ihi wa 
and scaner iE he'd ever had the right 
te interfere with George and Elen 
the hist place, Wat then that wa foolish 
— Trent knew himsell to be the better 
‘man, he always Jad been, and ha 
sima prend it again tonight — and by 
yts he should tet George know that 
because George Вай put him through 
hell... 

But inead he sid, "Yes С 
She telly loved you” 
And be picked up 


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BLOOPER GIRLS 


(comtinwed from реве 38) 


he known as Neuter's Correspondent — 
aptly or пос who can sm 

Well," E said, drain 
cup. CE think the йы y wel 
compounded by getting the old girls a 

each for distinguished serv 

е British Way of Lile. DIE 
ч forget the investiture with Bessie 
tears and Mr. Tope за 
imd." 
105 all very well to laugh” sid 
Burrows severely, "but a whole genera 
tion ol Serbs have had thei English 
gouged and mauled by the Herald. Be 
old man, only yesterday 1 had 
a lewer from young Rahic von rem 
ber him? 

"Of course.” 

“For him, England is peppered with 


famastle placenames which he can only 
Tuve got from the Herald, Не says lı 
enjoyed visiting Henley Regit and 
Weuminster Abbey: furthermore he was 


present at the drooping of the color; 
he further adds that the noise of Bi 


and that he saw a film. 
Nigh called The Lady with the 
Lump. No, co. old шап, say what you 
will, dhe Herald has much Lo answer for. 
Ic is due to sinister influences like the 
Gropes and Topes of this word that 
the British Council's struggle is such 
an uphill one. Care for another” 


WERE 


{continued from poge 26) 


carry their liule messages, too. 
И the loops are deep amd wide they 
indicate a sensual nature; this girl is 
gregarious, 100, not so keen on a quiet 
evening listening to your hi-fi. She wants 
to be out om the town. Im the writing 
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operauve, you'll find moderate loops, Ш. 
there are mo loops at all, just straight 
strokes, this is а thinker, an independent 
spirit. She's bright, vesourceful, has a 

od sense of Dumas. She'll say "jer" il 


she wants to hing you can do. 
will make her. it she feels like. 
saying "s 

` 
Sensual, 


Moderate: € 
sermity 


E EE 


Smast, rudependent, resourceful. 


‚ion, cooperative, wants 


Handwriting is full of signposts like 
these, some of them easy to understand, 


“I honestly believe I've got the most jealous 
husband in the whole world. 


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“î with all sorts of oddball lines and 
curlicucs. never placing them where they 
belong, and substitutes dashes lor pe- 
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matie, noisy type. She hates routine, 
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The Mig Fighe (Oklahoma ALM his 
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Tn addition to these 


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линзе рр Bud's boys. Wilkinson was 

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зіны Pitt, Oklahons 
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Im addition to che Oklahoma. Aggies 
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59 Мои 36 
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counselors favor Oregon State 
its championship followed hy 


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