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PLAYBOY 


FIFTEENTH HOLIDAY 
ANNIVERSARY ISSUE 


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IN THIS FIFTEENTH ANNIVERSARY 
HOLIDAY ISSUE 


PLAYBOY CELEBRATES A DECADE AND A HALF 
OF PUBLISHING WITH: U. S. SUPREME COURT JUSTICE 
WILLIAM ©. DOUGLAS, CHARLES PERCY, JOHN LINDSAY, 
HARVEY COX, KENNETH TYNAN, EDWARD P. MORGAN, TED 
SORENSEN AND OTHERS ON WHAT THEY ENVISION IN 
“THE DECENT SOCIETY" • “PLAYBOY'S PLAYMATE REVIEW" • 
A FINAL TESTAMENT ON HUMAN JUSTICE BY MARTIN 
LUTHER KING, PLUS BUDD SCHULBERG AND ARTHUR 
SCHLESINGER ON ROBERT KENNEDY, THE MAN AND THE 
STATESMAN AN EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH ACTOR 
LEE MARVIN « KOOKIE PREDICTIONS FOR THE YEAR 
AHEAD AS PLAYBOY POLLS THE PROPHETS • ELEVEN PAGES 
OF COLOR ON THE CINEMA SEX STARS OF THE SIXTIES * A 
NEVER-BEFORE-PUBLISHED RIBALD TALE BY EDWARDIAN 
BIOGRAPHER LYTTON STRACHEY * HUMORIST ART 
BUCHWALD ON HOW PLAYBOY HAS CHANGED AMERICA 
* A PORTFOLIO OF EROTIC JAPANESE WOODCUTS 
REPRESENTING THE TWELVE MONTHS OF THE YEAR, 
WITH AN INTRODUCTION BY HENRY MILLER * THAT 
PUCKISH PERENNIAL P. G. WODEHOUSE ON THE LOST ART 
OF DOMESTIC SERVICE * AN OUT-OF-THIS-WORLD 
FUTURISTIC COSTUME BASH AND HOW TO BLAST OFF WITH 
YOUR OWN « A SWINGING LOOK-IN AT THE NEW TV SERIES 
"PLAYBOY AFTER DARK" * LEROY NEIMAN AT THE 
RUSSIAN BALLETS * FICTION BY SEAN O'FACLAIN, 
FREDERIK POHL, ROBERT COOVER, FRANCIS CLIFFORD * 
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PLAYBILL ^" x ago, 

when PLAYBOY first 
hit the stands, it contained a grand 
total of 42 pages. In this, our Fifteenth 
Anniversary Issue, one feature alone— 
The Decent Sociely—occupies more than 
half that space. And well it should: for 
its 11 contributors have done no less than 
create a blueprint for change throughout 
every important aspect of American lile. 
ach man was asked to set forth specific 
programs for social progress that nd 


should be undertaken today in order to 
assure that the of ten or fifteen 
years hence will not Great 
Sociery"—ar least significantly more hu 
mane. Only somewhat less taxing than 
their ignments were our editors fr 


Tul elforts to persuade this group of 
extraordinarily busy public figures and 
writers to wrest themsehes away from 
their myriad ongoing projects long 
enough to contemplate the state and pros 
pects of the Union. During the Republi- 

National Convention in August, lor 
in almost constant 


we we 


John V 
Percy about 
symposium. And both Mayor Lindsay 
the eminent CCNY psychologist Dr. Ken- 
neth Clark were racing our deadline 
during the frantic weeks of New York 
City's autumnal school crisis. 
Also p m this aml 
project: Theodore Sorensen, J. E. КЗ bi- 
chief speechwriter, who 
e House years has joined а 
major New York law fim and become 
the editor at large of the Sulurday 
Review: Peter Matthiesse k 
ing on his fifth novel and is the author 
four of the finest nature books ever 
produced: Edward Р. Morgan. the icono 
chastic ex ABC news commentator, then 
hard at work on his second season. with 
the outspokenly experimental Public 
Broadcast Laboratory, а Ford 
tion-backed venture in live noncom 
cial network television; and Jerome 
Wiesner, President Kennedy’s science ad- 
visor and presently provost of the Massa 


who is we 


sol 


изеп Institute of Technology. Among 
our other authors, Kenneth Ty Su 
preme Court Justice William O. Douglas 
and the Reverend Harvey Cox are a 
familiar to regular PLAYBOY readers a 
us contributors to the magaz 
© Percy. Lindsay and Yale chap! 
iam Sloane Collin as subjects of three 
ol our best-received Playboy Internews. 

Implicit and explicit in the themes of 
several contributors to our Decent Socie- 
ty symposium is the explosive issue of 
w and order, the breakdown of which 


Martin Luther 
or Robert F. Kenned: 
m, we pay tribute то them in 
Martyrs of Hope. Dr. King, 


King. Jr. 


published statement, A Testament of 
Hope, completed. just prior to hi 
der, implores white America to rectify 
the evils of racial inequality and eco- 
nomic segregation and points the way to 
“the promised land" of equal justice. 
Senator Kennedy was known well by 
both historian Arthur Schlesinger, Jr. 
and novelist Budd Schulberg. who recall 
here, respectively, R- J Ko, the Statesman 
and R.F. K., the Man. 

The Fifteenth Anniversary Issue seemed 
n appropriate occasion for a light 
heated look at how  rravmov has 
changed America in the past decade 
da half. With thi nd, nationally 
syndicated humorist (and contributor) Art 
Buchwald amusingly recalls How Playboy 
Changed America, Buchwald recently 
returned from the Soviet Union, where, 
he stys, “one of the things all the intel 
lequals wanted to know about was 
ravnoy. The Soviet wine Abroad, 
which publishes once a week, complained 
their budget was such that they couldn't 
subscribe to the magazine” (We sent 
them a gratis subscription lor Christmas.) 
Artist LeRoy Neiman—whose work first 
appeared in these pages way back i 
September 1954—also traveled 10 Rus- 
sia. where he spent sin weeks skerch- 
ng the Bolshoi Ballet in Moscow and 
the Kirov in Leningrad. The colorful 
results mark his 35th Man al His Lei 
sure feature, Ne 
muting betwe 
York and At 
with childr 


ly com: 


nan is prest 
n his home base of New 
anra. where he's worl 
n of all races in an 


program dor povertyarea youth, His 
future. plans include р 1 mural 
for the Monmouth Park, New Jersey. 


race track and a one man show Later th 
York's Hammer Galler 
g even Neiman at rv is 
Art Director Arthur Paul, who was Hef- 
ners sole employee for the first issue. 
Since then, the mag. twork has 
honors from. professional 
ions. In Fifteen Years of 
nning Art. Paul displays some 
of the finest examples of contemporary 
1l of which form 


ines 


on the walls of 


g abounds with 
treasures old and. new. The old: Ermpn- 
trude and Esmeralda w written am 
1013 by Lytton Strachey. о ol the 
most Г biographers of eminent 
n English literature. This 
never-before-published manuscript, which 
we feel is destined 10 become а ribald 
classic, had been seen only by Strachey's 
intimate friends until English publisher 
Anthony Blond tracked it down. Amor 
the new, Robert Coover's Incident in the 
Mreets of the City is a bizarre black 


humor tragicomedy of big-city alienation. 
One of the outstanding new American 
writers, Coover won the pres э Wil 


lî Faulkner Award lor the best first 
novel of 1966 with The Origin of the 


LINDSAY 


SCHLESINGER 


TYNAN 


BUCHWALD 


SCHULBERG 


O'FAOLAIN 


Brunists and last year authored The 
Universal Baseball Association, J. Henry 
Waugh, Prop. 

A new story from the pen of an elder 
literary statesman, Sean O'Faolain's The 
Talking Trees is a poignant and sensi- 
tive tale about an Irish slum boy who 
stumbles onto his first realization of fem- 
inine beauty. O'Faolain—one of the last 
of the Irish writers who, with James 
Joyce, made literary history in the 
Thirties—is among the most eloquent in- 
terpreters of modern Irish life. Though 
his writings on the country and its people 
are often unflattering, his roots there are 
deep. Regarding his native land, he once 
wrote: "It is a gregarious place but not 
ting; and it has one great vir 
tue—it drives one howling with boredom 
out of it [rom time to time; and it lurc: 
onc back, gently, insistently, until it 
drives one mad again.” In The Sche- 
matic Man, protean  science-fictioneer 


Frederik Pohl poses the dilemma of a 
ng mad when 


man who thinks he's 
he programs himself, bit by bit, into a 
computer. The editor of Galaxy and Tf, 
Pohl has written over 60 books ("I don't 
know exactly how many; 1 used to keep 
the titles on my office wall, but when 
was repainted I lost the list") and has a 
new sci-i novel, The Age of the Pussy- 
foot, coming out early this year. Round- 
ing out our fiction fare is Part II of 
Francis Clifford's suspenseful navel, Ara 
other Way of Dying. 

More to toast on this 15th anniversa- 
ry: “Sex Stars of the Si the 20th and 
final chapter of The History o[ Sex in 
Cinema, by Arthur Knight and Hollis 
Alpert; a behind-the-scenes visit to the set 
of Hefner’s new television show, Playboy 
After Dark; an exclusive Playboy Inter- 
view with Lee Marvin, in which the 
movie heavy turned hero talks about 
booze, broads and the mystique of man- 
hood: a galaxy of futuristic ideas for 
hosting a ZapIn, ic, an outobthis- 
world costume ball, with food-and-drink 
recipes to match; Topical Tropicals, a 
flight-bagful of up-to-thesecond formal 
the southward-bound traveler, by 
Fashion Director Robert L. Gi Link 
Up, an off-the-cuff showing of the latest in. 
shirt-sleeve accouterments; Nick-of-Time 
int Nick, a festive array of lastminute 
largess for Santascomelately: plus a 
baker'sdozcn beauties—a nostalgic look 
at last year's pulchritudinous Playmates 
and our Golden-Gatefold girl for Jan- 
uary, San Francisco's Leslie Bianchini. 

The Lost Art of Domestic Service, 
which chronicles the passage iuto oblivi- 
on of the golden age of servants, marks 
the 19th praynoy byline for the prolific 
P. G. Wodehouse. His latest books are 
Do Butlers Burgle Banks? and Plum Pie 


—a collection of short stories, many of 
which first appeared in our pages. Judith 
Wax looks back in levity with That Was 
the Year That Was, a tongue-in-check 
remembrance of news makers 
who made—or hogged—the headlines in 
1968. For an insightful view of the future, 
read Playboy Polls the Prophets, for which 
we asked six offbeat oracles—írom an 
astrologer to the 7 Ching (the fam 
Chinese Book of Changes) —what ki 
of year 1969 promises to be. It will be im- 
proved, we think, by The Twelve Months 
of Love, a collection of wood block prints 
by Clif Karhu, with an introduction by 
Hemy Miller. Karhu has been п 
prints for ten years in Japan (where he 
served as a regimental artist in the U.S. 
Army) and now presides over an art 
gallery in Kyoto. Miller, in addition to 
his reputation as a controversial writer 
of erotica, is an aficionado ol Oriental 
women, and is now married to a 


ly, we start off the new 
year by announcing the winners of our 
annual awards in the fields of fiction, 
nonfiction, humor and the best work by 
a new writer. For a change of pace, we've 
ved this noteworthy nod of recognition 

until now. The editors’ award for fiction 
in 1968 goes to John Cheever for his 
powerful January tale, The Yellow 
Room. The author's first contribution to 
rLaynoy, Room will be incorporated into 
Cheever’s next novel. Runner-up in fic 
n was George Byram's ecrie military 
muta in time, The Chronicle of the 
636th. Last month's issue contained our 
firseprize work of nonfiction: Wealth 
Versus Money inventive and irrever- 
ent proposal of econor atives to 
the way Americans think about monc- 
tary values, by scholar-philosopher А 
Watts. Second-place honors go to The 
War on Dissent, Nat Hentoff's investiga- 
tive and brilliantly reported analysis of 
the suppression currently suffered by 
those who disagree with the establish 
ment. For his June-issue short cut to 
self-improvement, How I Became a Ren- 
aissance Man in My Spare Time, Marvin 
Kitman wrested the humor crown from 
the head of Jean d (who has been 
wearing it for the p: ). Shep- 
herd, however, placed a very close second 
with his nostalgic July vacation trek, 
Ollie Hopnoodle's Haven of Bliss. Rich- 
ard Duggin turned in the best work by a 
new writer with Gamma Gamma Gamma, 
from our June issue, his intense story of 
brotherly hate among fraternity men— 
followed closely by The Young Man Who 
Read Brilliant Books, by Stephen Dixon. 
But enough of backward glances: Janus- 
like, let's look forward as well as bac 
ward and get on with the new. Come 
join our I5th-anniversary celebration! 


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CONTENTS FOR THE MEN’S ENTERTAINMENT MAGAZINE 


PLAYBRL. — < = — — 53. 
DEAR PLAYBOY x 5 n 
PLAYBOY AFTER HOURS А =, 2%. 
THE PLAYBOY ADVISOR — 45 
THE PLAYBOY FORUM 49 
PLAYBOY INTERVIEW: LEE MARVIN —candid conversi 2 59 
INCIDENT IN THE STREETS OF THE CITY —ficiion .... ——.ROBERT COOVER во 
THE DECENT SOCIETY —symposium 5 89 


THEODORE C. SORENSEN 90 
JOHN V. LINDSAY 90 
KENNETH B CLARK 90 

PETER MATTHIESSEN 9D 
JEROME B. WIESNER 90 


FOREIGN AFFAIRS. 

RACE RELATIONS 

EQUALITY & OPPORTUNITY. 2 
THE PHYSICAL ENVIRONMENT. 

SCIENCE & TECHNOLOGY 


BUSINESS... er, — CHARLES H. PERCY 91 
EDUCATION. ____ WILUAM SLOANE COFFIN 91 
COMMUNICATIONS > EDWARD Р. MORGAN 91 


THE ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT. KENNETH TYNAN 91 
RELIGION & MORALITY = HARVEY СОХ 91 
CIVIL LIBERTIES: THE CRUCIAL ISSUE JUSTICE WILUAM O. DOUGLAS 93 

THE TALKING TREES—fiction SEAN O'FACLAIN 95 

ZAP-IN—modern living * 

THE TWELVE MONTHS OF LOVE—portfolio HENRY MILLER and CUF KAPHU 105 


PLAYBOY POLLS THE PROPHETS N 121 
NICK-OF-TIME SAINT NICK—sifts 123 
FIFTEEN YEARS OF AWARD-WINNING ART—pictoriol AED 
THE LOST ART OF DOMESTIC SERVICE—humor... b. G. WODEHOUSE 138 
BUNNY BY THE BAY—playboy's playmate of the month D —— 140 
PLAYBOY'S PARTY JOKES—humor.... 226 = 148 
TOPICAL TROPICALS—atire $ , ROBERT L GREEN 150 
THAT WAS THE YEAR THAT WAS—humor. sss JUDITH WAX 153 


ANOTHER WAY OF DYING— fiction FRANCIS CUFFORD 154 
THE HISTORY OF SEX IN CINEMA—anicle — ARTHUR KNIGHT and НОЩ ALPERT 157 
LINK UP accessories. ROBERT L. GREEN 170 
MARTYRS OF HOPE—articles „ 

А TESTAMENT OF HOPE DR. MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR. 174 

R.F.K., THE STATESMAN _ ARTHUR SCHIESINGER, JR. 176 

R.F.K., THE MAN... amm BUDD SCHULBERG 176 
ERMYNTRUDE AND ESMERALDA —fiction -LYTTON STRACHEY 179 
HOW PLAYBOY CHANGED AMERICA—humor ART BUCHWALD 180 
PLAYBOY'S PLAYMATE REVIEW—pictorial cn 185 
THE SCHEMATIC MAN—fiction Lao FREDERIK. POHL 195 
THE BOLSHOI BALLET—man at his leisure A OY NEIMAN 199 
PLAYBOY AFTER DARK —entertainment. x s - — 204 
SYMBOLIC SEX—humor - „DON ADDIS 235 


HUGH M. HEFNER editor and publisher 
A. C. SPECTORSKY associate publisher and editorial director 
ARTHUR PAUL arl director 


JACK J. KESSIE managing editor VINCENT Т. TAJRI picture editor 


SHELDON wax assistant managing editor; MURRAY FISHER, MICHAEL LAURENCE, NAT 
LE AN senior edilors; ROME MAC: fiction editor; JAMES 0008 articles editor; 
ARTHUR RRETCHMER associate articles editor; row OWEN modern living editor; xD 
BUTLER, HENRY FENWICK, LAWRENCE LINDERMAN, ROBERT J. SHEA, DAVID STEVENS, ROBERT 
ANTON WILSON associate editors; ROBERT L. GREEN fashion director; DAVID TAYLOR 
fashion editor: LEN DEIGHTON Iravel editor; REGINALD POTTERTON travel reporter; 
nostas santo [ood & drink editor; J. PAUL rry conlribuling editor, business & 
finance; ARLENE povras сору chief; KEN We PURDY, KENNETH. TYNAN comtribuling 
editors; RICHARD Kore administrative editor; JULIA BAINBRIDGE, DURANT DIDODEN, 
ALAN RAVA DAVID STANDISH, ROGER WIDENER, RAY WILLIAMS assistant editor 
CHAMBERLAIN associate. picture editor; MARILYN GRANOWSKI, TOM SALLING assistant 
picture editors: MARIO CASHIN, DAVID CHAN, DWIGHT HOOKER, POMPEO POSAR. 
ALEXAS URDA staff photographers; RONALD BLUME associate art director; NORM 
SCHAEFER, BOB POST, GEORGE KENTON, RERIG POPE, TOM STAEDLER, JOSEP 

assistant art directors; WALTER KKADENYCH, LEN WILLIS, BOME LIDGE: 
assistants; MICHELLE ALTMAN assistant cartoon editor; JOHN MASTRO production 
manager; ALLEN VARGO assistant production manager; PAT PAPPAS rights and per- 
ns * HOWARD W. LEDERER advertising direclor: JULES KASE, Jos GUENTHER 
e advertising managers; SUERMAN KEATS chicago advertising manager; 
ROBERT A. MCKENZIE detroit advertising manager; NELSON FUYCH promotion direc- 
tor; HELMUT LOWscH publicity manager; BENNY DUNN public relations manager; 
ANSON MOUNT public affairs manager; THEO FREDERICK personnel director; JANET 
GRIM reader service; ALVIN WIEMOLD subscription manager; ELDON SELLERS 
special. projects; ROMERT S, Preuss business manager and circulation director. 


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The collar pin 
versus the button-down collar 
and why you cant lose 
in The-Mens-Store. 


What do you do if you're a traditional kind of guy who wants 
to wear a dressy-type dress shirt, sans button-down collar? 

You wear a collar-pinned shirt, if you can find one. And now, 
for the first time in a long time, you can find one. 

In The-Men's-Store. 

We've brought back the collar pin because we had the idea it 
conld become a tradition with our Cape collar, French cuffs, and our 
colors—green, gold, blue and white. 

And it looks like we had the right idea. 

Incidentally, we had another idea about collars. We call it the 
“C-Band Collar”.” “С” being for contour. And the idea being to 
contour the collar so it follows the natural slope of your neck. 
So naturally the whole collar fits better and feels more 
comfortable. 

As for the fabric, it's a Perma-Prest^ blend of polyester 
and cotton, with soil release so everything comes out in 
the wash except the color and its forever-new look. 

You just won't find a more comfortable, traditionally 
dressy-type dress shirt anywhere, at any price. 

Especially at under $7. 

Coordinated ties under $5. Charge a bunch 
on Sears Revolving Charge—at any of over 
2,500 Sears, Roebuck and Co. locations. 


PHOTOGRAPHED AT THE NEW YORK PLAYBOY CLUB 


The store wirhin a store ar Sears, Roebuck and Co, 


e Horey- 
Hare 
Davidson y 
out-performers 


Track, salt, street or strip, one bike is 
boss! The 1969 Sportster. Alone ot the 
. Nobody builds a foster stock motor- 
cycle. Both the leon, angry model CH 
and the quick, confident model H 
deliver 900 cc's of punch and 58 bhp 
@ 6800 rpm. The Sportster really flies 
nd it looks as fast as it goes. The 
re-styled tank almost leans forward in 


anticipation. Newly-designed cylinder 
heads and new mufflers with crossover 
connector add a few horses to what's 
already the world's fastest motorcycle. 
Agoin in 1969, it's the only one of its 
kind. Try one. You con sce it, buy it, 
finance ond insure it at your Harley- 
Dovidson dealer. Horley- 

Motor Co., M 


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everything 
on two wheels. 


DEAR PLAYBOY 


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TEST SCORES 

Your What's Your Sexual Quotient? 
quiz (eavnov, October) has been quite 
an asset to me. Since taking it, I realize 
a little more why I act the way I do. 
The quiz gave me greater understanding 
of my behavior than did nine months of 
psychoanalysis. 


It’s astonishing how accurate your 
Sexual Quotient quiz was. 1 have been 
trying to identify my hang-ups for years 
so I could possibly solve them; now 
rrAYBoY has done the identilving for 
me—a favor for which I am deeply 


indebted. 
Gerald Foley 
Tampa, Florida 


І just finished taking your Sexual 
Quotient test, After contemplating the 
results, 1 saw how true the analysis was. 
It was terribly revealing. Т hope that 
everyone enjoyed the quiz as much as 
1 did. 


A. 8. Chappell 
El Paso, Texas 


Most of us have some neurotic tend- 
ences, but it i» one’s ability 10 cope 
with them—not their absence—thar. per- 
mits us to function normally. It really 
makes little sense, then, to say that a 
well-rounded neurotic is better off than 
a lopsided neurotic—as your test would 
have us believe. The Aristotelian golden 
m 


an was not designed for neurotics, No 
matter what his neurotictendeney graph 
look like, the flexible, self- 
person is the one who can reason his 
way out of the habitual, neurotic mold 
that constrains him. 
Gerrit C. Binneweg III 
New York, New York 
You seem to have missed the point of 
our test. The three segments of the graph 
did not represent distinct neuroses but 
depicted three basic life strategies or 
emotional biases. None of the three can 
in itself be called neurotic. An extreme 
investment in any one arca is neurotic, 
however, because it is purchased at the 
cost of emotional poverty im the two 
others. The neurotic is an extremist; he 


ware 


has an emotional commitment to one 
strategy of life and feels uncomfortable 
when experimenting with alternatives. 
The well-rounded person can use all 
three major stralegies—whenever each is 
appropriate. 


MUSIC LOVERS 

My Music, My Life by Ravi Shankar 
in the October PLAYBOY gave real in- 
siehts into the man and his music and 
was written in a wonderfully warm man- 
ner—rellecting Shankar as he actually is 
It should be read by everyone interested 
in Indian music. Personally. T gained 
several new ideas from it and congratu- 
late you for publishing such a worthwhile 
piece. 


Don Ellis 

North Hollywood, California 

No mean musician himself, Ellis is a 

highly respected trumpet player and 
bandleader. 


One can hear the gentle voice of Ravi 
Shank: in every line of his memoir 
The Ravi I love and know so well is all 
there, in his devotion. integrity, intellect 
aml humiliv—in other words, in those 
great and unique qualities that comprise 


the Indian musician. It shows that his 
art is his way of life, and vice versa, and 
that his concern and commitment are 
both for the perfection of his music and 
for the values it сап represent to those 
searching for the sp 
in a world preoccupied with the materi 
al and immediate. riaynoy should be 
commended for giving space to so gen- 
uine and human a document 

Yehudi Menuhin 

London, England 


tual and ultimate 


RITE-MINDED 
Bravo to J. P. Donleavy for his touch 

fiction Rite of Love (risvnov, Ocio 
ber). 1 only wish that I, too, had had 
attractive E 
a teenager. Donleavy's story was like a 
shiny pebble dropped into the still pond 
that reflects one’s own youth. 

Jay Grear, Jr. 

Cherry Hill, New Jersey 


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fiction. I have never read a story that 
depicted true innocence in such a mag 
nificent way. 
Matthew Werner 
Charleston, West Virginia 


CAVEAT EMPTOR 
Your interview with Ralph Nader in 

the October rravnov was outstanding 
by far the best exposition of the case for 
consumer protection and consumer sov- 
ereignty that I have ever encountered. It 
should be required reading for econo. 
mists, marketing men and Government 
officials. 

Andrew C. Gross, Assistant Professor 

Cleveland State University 

Cleveland, Ohio 


The Nader interview was most en- 
lightening. No one can sincerely say that 
Nader doesn't believe in what he's doing 
or that he lacks reasons for believing as 
he docs. He doesn't hardsell his phi- 
losophy, but a sense of outrage comes 
through, nonetheless. Perhaps that's why 
Nader is so effective; his facts speak for 
themselves. 


Ralph A. Greene 
Raleigh, North Carolina 


In his careful, sustained and coura- 
geous efforts at reform, Nader continues 
to reshape American society for the bet 
ter. And be docs all this without a beard, 
without sandals. without drugs and with- 
out an arrest. 

John Dean Barrett 

Groton, Connecticur 


Nader was not the first to fight unsafe 
automobile designs—just the most suc 
cessful, A much earlier campaign for 
safer highway travel was attempted by 
the Ford Motor Company in 1955. Ford 
tied to get the consumer interested. in 
auto safety by offering several safety 
oriented features. But these features cost 
money, and the consumer refused to 
ay the price. Lack of interest made the 
idea a йор, and Ford quickly stopped 
advertising the safety features. Nader 
castigates Detroit for neglecting the car 
owner's safety, but the fault lies the 
other way. Given a choice, the car buyer 
still prefers a lower-priced automobile 
over a more expensive one fitted with 
safety equipment. 

Robert C. Stone 

West Palm Beach, Florida 


If only ten percent of Nader's accusa- 
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correct, or some kicked dogs would yelp 
loudly—then our jails should be full 
of executives, Senators, Representatives 
lawyers, bureauc nd petty 
tal 
nd poor people who can't 
afford lawyers. My compliments to inter- 
viewer Eric Norden for asking such 
telligent and searching questions, to 


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Nader for giving such straightforward. 
wer and to rrAynor for publishing 
the result. 


E. Howie 
igh, North Carolina 


He deserves the highest m; 
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search, bu leaves something 


по mater how 
suffers—is built into the capi 
tem, Rather than fight the effects of the 
system—such as tinted windshields that 
can dangerously reduce vision—is it not 
more sensible to fight the syste 


talis itself, rather than profichungry 
corporations, may well he the cause of the 
Problems ich Nader struggles 


Henry R, Korman 
Longview, Washington 
Nader disagices, and so do we. 


A group of engineering students at 
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interior will be of f 
includes seats, dash, steci 
control knobs and foot pedals. Also i 
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nesses, asbestos clothing, roll bar 


Chairman 
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Though Nader's comments on the 
problem of highway safety were fascinat- 
ing, he neglected to mention an impor- 

nt aspect of the matter—the highway 
itself. For yeus, engineers have been 
chielly interested in laying down miles of 
roads and have neglected to make the 
roads safe, because it costs money. Even 


will cause your car to over- 
turn, should you leave the roadw. 
guardrails without tapered ends that can 
slice into your car like giant knives; 


trees and similar hazards too close 10 the 
road; unreadable or confusing si 
noncollapsible light poles—the list 


endless. Psychological studies indicate 


that engineers more interested in 
things than in people. Perhaps they 
need sociologists to oversee their work 
io remind them that highways are for 
people. 
Bernard W. Webber 
Minneapolis, Minnesota 


Nader sounds as if he were the first 
person to probe the sanitary conditions 
in commercial fisheries. But for many 
years, ethical fish-processing companie 
(yes, Virginia, there are ethical compa 
nies) have cooperated with the U.S. 
Government through the Department 
of the Interior's Bureau of Commercial 
Fisheries. Many commercial processing 
companies employ rigid sanitary proce 
dures and try to deliver a tasty, nutri- 
tious, lowcost, sanitary product The 
percentage of freezer boats used by com- 
mercial fishermen is on the increase. In 
a growing number of cases, fish are 
processed und frozen at sca to ensure 
peak quality and freshness when they 
h the consumer. Finally. the indus- 
becoming involved in other areas, 
such as fish irradiation. In short, the 
hing industry is taking what steps it 
can to protect not only itself and future 
sales but the consumer as well. 

Robert J. Burns, Editorial Director 
The Fish Boat 
New Orleans, Louis 


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if 1 got there, 1 wouldn't know what to 
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though 1 face either starvation or death 
by quake, at least I can still read 
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DISSENT ASSENT 
Nat Hentoffs The War on Dissent 
(1 Аувоу, September) is chilling, but it is 
not exaggerated. І learned this from my 
own indictment for conspiracy and Irom 
knowing many other peace people, black. 
people and young people who hnc 
been subjected to increasing police har 
assment and harshness. The 
most discouraging note is that a majori 
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Mayor Daley's police in their undisci 
plined and brutal attack on youths who 
had every constitutional right to march 
to the Convention. Somehow, we must ed 
ucate more ol our auzens about what re- 
pression would mean for them, before we 
find an American Hitler in the Presidency 
Dr. Benjamin Spock 
New York, New York 


The War on Dissent provides a well 
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from which we can view the dismal 
abyss below. Hentoff forcibly calls our 
attention to the terribly frightening situ- 
tion facing the American people. Th 
ng to realize that they aw. 
freedom being 
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Unless there is a quick 
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er call this freedom’s land. 

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Virginia 

Former commandant of Ihe Marine 
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Vietnam. 


Hentoff's piece is wonderful, though 
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we at the start of a new period of Mc- 
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in the middle of it. In the past few 
yeu ave moved faster and farther 
m than at any other time 
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Vietnam, begin a serious war on poverty 
d racism and generally drive the fanat- 


ten years, we will 
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do not think we have passed any point 
of no return, but we are getting danger 
ously close. 1 know more than a 


aged people, with no particular history 
of political activism, who are quietly and 
soberly considering what country they 
may have to immigrate to, if and when 
the Wallaces and the Daleys and the 
lovers of lynch law take over this country. 
John Holt 
Boston. Massachusetts 
Educator Holt is author of “How Chil- 
dren Learn” and “How Children Fail?” 


Dissent is depressing reading for any- 
one who cherishes our professed devotion 
to freedom of speech, press and associa- 
tion. As a lifelong defender of other 
people's rights, 1 know the record, but I 
don't see it as d as Hentoff does. 
The evidence he so correctly cites can be 
balanced in part by instances of toler- 
ance and protection of unpopular dissent. 
The American Civil Liberties Union— 
with which Hentolf is associated—! 
won many a case for dissent. It takes 
fight, but it is never hopeless. 

Roger Raldwin 
Oakland, New Jersey 

A longtime director of the American 
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KUBRICK KUDOS 

In his September interview, Stanley 
Kubrick shows 
well informed about past and current 
extrapolatious and speculations in sever- 
al scientific fields—just what one would 
expect of an intelligent artist who has 
spent the past few years creating 2007 
and hobnobbing with Arthur Clarke. Of 
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new. Most of them were made about 
s ago by that eccentric English 
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thousands of minds, while 2007 and 
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docs make а dillerence. Too bad that 
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and the microscope, we don't have a 
Kubrickoscope (Kubriscoper) 10 reveal 


whar's really going on in that complex 
creative mind behind the smooth mask of 
the notable science amateur. But perhaps 


Stanley's mind is like a speeding elec- 


tron. The closer you focus in on it to o 
determine its location and velocity, the 
fuzzier the image gets 

Fritz Leiber 


Venice, California 
As sci-fi buffs know, Leiber is the im- 


aginative author of such perennially pop- 
ular works as “Wanderer,” “Night of 
Ihe Wolf" and “Рай of Air? 

pLAYBOY's interview with Stanley Ku- 


brick discloses a profoundly brilliant and 
unusually well-informed intellect. The 
almost total specialization of modern 


educated men blinds them to the fascinat- 


ing implications that accrue from experi- ө 
mentally harvested and totally integrated 
data. Arthur C. Clarke, Kubrick's collabo- 


rator on 2001: A Space Odyssey, is an im- 
portant exception to this pattern. The 


lucidity of his dcalings with comprehen- 
sive data is poetically clairvoyant. And 
proof that Clarke is a powerful teacher e 


is manifest in his having so swiftly un- 


leashed the integrity of Kubrick's mind. The only Scotch 


I have long been an enthusiast of 


PLAyBOY's method ol interviewing those selected for the 
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through familiarity and finally reach 
cruising speed. There the transcendental 
takes over, leaving mannerisms behind 
R. Buckminster Fuller 
Carbondale, Illinois 


KOSHER CANDIDATE 
I want to thank you for mentioning 
me as one of Pat Paulsen's opponents in 
your October Playboy After Hours inter 
view with him. Í always enjoy readin 
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new recording in your next issue. Many 
of my relatives will be pleased. Tell Mr. 
Hefner I said hello. We met many years 
ago, when he was a small boy. I love the 
way he smokes his pipe. 
Mrs. Yetta Bronstein 
"The Best Party 
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After dutifully listening to her rendi- 
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we must report that Mrs. Bronstein—a 
perennial Presidential candidate who 


runs on the chicken-soup-in-every-pot 
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v trust you've noticed by the time 
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Rescarch Department has dug through a 
full set of rrAvBovs, December 1953— 
December 1968 (retail value for collec 
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(well, we think so) statistics. With a be- 
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a sampling herewith. 

If all the gatefolds we've printed were 
placed end to end, they'd form an cyc- 
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times, a suitably torrid tourniquet. In 
the course of those years, we've featured 
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pounds. That's over 101% tons of good- 
looking girls. Atop cach other's shoulders, 
they'd stack up to 976 feet, just about 
twice the height of the 37-story Playboy 
Building. More appealing statistics to 
describe” the perfection of pLaynoy’s 
female forms would be the average 
for the girls in this pillar of pul- 
chritude: 55” tall, 117 pounds, and 
36147 227-3510". 

To print all the magazines we've pro- 
duced (421,210,084 of them) required 
914,839 gallons of ink (enough to fill 
Olympicsized swimming pools and 
4500 carloads of paper—which would 
comprise a freight train 35 miles long. 
The total weight of this journalistic 
output i 02 tons—somewhat heavi- 
er than a good-sized ocean liner. And if 
all the pages we've printed—a total of 
more than 78 billion—were strung 10- 
gether, they'd stretch 6,773,818 miles, the 
equivalent of 14 round trips to the moon. 
If these same pages were spread edge to 
edge on the ground, they'd cover 621 
billion square feet—suficient to paper 
1he outside of the Empire State Building 
once a day for the next 20,274 years, or 
to cover Manhattan Island 24 times 
(should anyone wish to). 

In the course of these same 15 years, 
PLAYBOY photographers have flown over 


E 


1,000,000 miles gathering the 5,256,143 
color transparencies now filed in our 
photo library. The hard-bitten, unsmil- 
ing editors have scr ed over 2.500.000 
Party Joke submissions, 711.000 cartoons 
and 160,000 manuscripts, and ve edited 
some 25,850,000 words for publication— 
enough to fill 30 feet of bookshelf. 

During the past 15 years, we've learned 
through painstaking research, Editor- 
Publisher Hugh M. Hefner has «logged 
down—hang on—some 131.400 bottles of 
Pepsi-Cola: а total of 12,000 gallons, 
which would come close to filling his 
spacious and appropriately kidney-shaped 
swimming pool on the ground floor of 
the Playboy Mansion. Perhaps this may 
help explain why рілувоу has always 
been—and will continue to be—the 
magazine for those who think your 

Our Nick-of-Time Saint Nick (on 
page 123) proflers a choice selection of 
grandiose gifts to tote, dispatch or 
promise for the yuletide. But for those 
really hard-to-please havc-it-alls on your 
list, we offer once again an additional 
array of offbeat bagatelles from hither, 
yon and all intermediate points. 

This year, Dallas’ ever-popular Neiman- 
Marcus is featuring his-and-hers Perspex 
aquariums on stands; a gift clearly aimed 
at certain someones who already have the 
sun, the moon and the stars—and now 
want the sca as well. "His" is filled with 
fresh. water and a pair of angelic angel 
fish. “Hers,” however, is a different kettle 
of salt-water fish. The floor of her aquari- 
um is covered with cultured pearls that 
are guarded by—would vou believe? -a 
poisonous lion fish with dorsal spines 
that pack a deadly wallop. Thus, the re- 
cipient can’t pinkie dive for the treasures 
at the bottom of the tank. And just for 
laughs, a colorful clown fish has been 
thrown in, too. All for just $25,000 and 
up, depending on the size and number of 
selected. Another tandem token 
your esteem from Neiman-Marcus 
и be his-and-hers jaguars; two snap- 
py items that also boast a twist. "His" is 
а savage Jaguar XK-E Grand Touring 
coupe, while "hers" is a sumptuous Bra 
zilian jaguar knee-length coat trimmed 


with mink. The price: about 511,534. Or, 
if you've had it with the hisand-hers bag, 
we suggest you enroll her in Neiman- 
Marcus Jewelof'the-Month-Club. Every 
30 days. your lucky lady will receive an 
exotic bauble (December, for example, is 
a pearl, emerald and diamond necklace), 
thus giving her 12 little somethings to re- 
member you by. The bill for the service 
will also be something to remember: 
$273.950, including postage. As an alter 
native, check out N.-M.'s Indian chess set 
that's hand-crafted of 20-kt. gold. enamel 
and rosecut diamonds. It's priced at a 
low-low $25,000; but you must supply 
the chessboard, mate. 

For freaky fashion plates, try a pair of 
"coprolite" cuft links—fossilized dino- 
aur flop mounted on gold-plated fit- 
tings—for only $9.95 a pair from J. P. 
Darby. Esq, in New Hyde Park, New 
York: but send away soon, for supply 
may be even more limited than demand 
Another archaeological objet on Darby's 
Christmas list this year is a full-blown 
ostrich egg resting on a Lucite base. For 
а nest egg of $24.98, you can while away 
the holidays with a friend, playing a 
cautious game of catch 

For slugabeds, there's а battery-powered 
foam-rubber alarm pillow that rouses the 
slumberer with soundless—and painless 
sonic waves. One zap and the lucky 
owner will be up and kicking—so we're 
told. If you've bent an car, sound out 
Hobi, Inc, Lake Success, New York— 
and send along $24.08. Another battery 
powered mind blower fom Hobi is а 
Henry VIII-style wood. 
beer mug that automatically emits four 
conyersation-stopping belches whenever 
thirsty chugalugger lifts the tankard to 
his lips. This sophisticated item sells for 
$9.98. Cheers! 

If you happen to know a status-secking 
vagabond who loves to yak about his 
travels, send him packing on a six-week 
Lindblad Travel tour to scenic Out- 
er Mongolia. Among the never-to-be- 
forgotten. experiences on the itinerary is 
camping out for ten days in the Gobi 
desert 


while cooking entrail dinners 
over a fire of camel dung (not suitable 
for cuff links). Later, he can take an 


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000, liniment not included. If 
peripatetic friend makes waves 
bout riding a ship of the desert, offer 
him a swinging three-week cruise aboard 


your 


the S. S. Romantica, which will soon set 
1 for the Galápagos Islands, 500 miles 
ї of Ecuador. At last nose count, the 
2412 rugged individualists who call this 
archipelago home were vastly outnum- 
bered by teeming masses of three-foot 
iguanas and schools of species 
of four-eyed fish. The trip's itinerary ir 
cludes such fun and ng the 
giant snapping tortoises and petting 
booby birds. All this and more for a 
те $2005 

Urbanites who'd like to take a stab at 
foiling the weather will dig a sword- 
spike umbrei able from Here's 
How Company, New Hyde Park, New 
York, for $14. 


good for picking up paper in the park. 
an- 


And caybabics will choke up ove 
other a 
r vial modeled after the ones carried 
sentimental noble dwing the 
Middle Ages. Price, $4.98. tears not in 
cluded. For embittered Democrats and 
Republicans who wont fo and 
forget, try wax-aricature candlehicads 
molded in the e of I 1.. also for 
$4.08 cach, And for grown-up Linuses 
who feel self-conscious about hugging 
their security blankets, there's a 12x 18% 
loam-hlled cushion covered in ре 
hamster fur. The price is somet 
squeak about—only $19.98, 

If this offering isn't fur out enough 
for you, present a would-be snow bunny 
friend in Miami Be 
will enable her to schuss beside her sw: 
ming pool—on the pelts from 250 wh; 
minkskins mounted by Georges Kaplan, 
the famed New York furrier, on a Y x 7^ 
motorized treadmill. Should the giftec 
grow weary of making downhill runs, she 
can alwa i: 
About $6000, ski insurance extra 
door sports. the odds are that a drinking 
buddy who loves to gamble will go for a 
p-U-Bar Slot-Tronic oncarmed ban- 
ners by pouring their 
ıt concoctions. (You 
ay wish to rig it so that three cherries 
rewards the player with а manhattan) 
Order yours from KEM Electronic in 
d, for just $21,800— 
ingredients not included. 

A militaristic Walter Mitty itching for 
à fight can get vicarious kicks by 
i titled The Mighty 
Armed Forces Sound Effects in Ac- 


U.S, 
tion. With the volume turned up, he'll flip 


over the war whoops of our fighting men 
in actual combat, cheer as our bombers 
blast the bad guys and sing along to the 
sound of a nuclear explosion. All for 
$1.95 from ‘The Radio Shack, New York 
City. And Mission Impossible fans will 
ng a handsomely 


wrapped Self-Destruct Box, the contents 
ol which promptly go up in smoke when 
the package is opened. A once in 
lifetime gift for just $30 (not including 
plaster casts) from Art Klepps, Morning 
Glory Lodge, Cranberry Lake, New Jer- 
sey. No C O. Ds, please. (Klepps, when 
he isn't making his Sclf-Destruct. Boxes, 
is Chief Boo Hoo of the Neo-American 
Church.) 

For that special someone who wants 
to brea n apartment lease, there's an 
11-foor-tall German-made orche tion 
unit that works off of perforated play 
piano-type rolls. Switch it oi p on 

pair of ear muffs, jump behind a 
sandbagged bunker and listen to your 
favorite tunes as they're performed auto- 
matically on the following instrumen 
a mandolin, a piano, a cymbal with dou- 
ble beaters, a phalanx of flutes, nk. 
of violin-violoncello pipes, clarinet and 
saxophone horns, a snare drum with 
loud and soft tonation, a triangle, a 
wood block, a bass drum with tympani 
beaters and, last but not least, a war- 
bling Swanee whistle. The whole she- 
hang sells for $6995, plus postage, from 

y & Bowers in Santa Fe Springs, 


California. As the line in the old song 
goes, "Who could ask for апу 
more?” 


In a setting тєшї 
Hurrah, the Democratic 
met shortly after the National Conve: 
tion to perform the time-honored ritual 
of licking its wounds while pretend 
didn't have any. Apart from the obliga- 
tory patriotic bunting. the hall was 
tooned wi ards procl 
WE LOVE Y and—except for 
ingent 
ting restlessly in the gallery—the place 
was jammed with the party faithful 
т. the first speaker preced- 
h the old joke about 
Stare Department offi 


MAYOK DAL 


who visited an underdeveloped 
country in Africa and was invited 10 
make a speech to the throng of people 


ng at the airport. 
launched into a lavish appraisal of the 
U.S. aid program to that and other 
underdeveloped countries and noted, as 
he spoke, how responsive the audience 
With eich comment about past 
generosity, the crowd yelled 
And with each promise 
of more generosity, the yelling ol "Sha- 
wanga"" doubled in volume. Finally, 
the diplomat concluded his talk, to deaf- 
ing shouts of "Shawanga!" and lelt 
mousine with the head of state for. 
a visit to his ranch. As they walked in 
the fields, they came upon a large pile 
of manure, whereupon the head of state 
pulled che diplomat away and cautioned, 
“Don't step in the Shawan 

The Democratic politician, after com- 
pleting his joke, then went on to the 
heart of his speech, which was an un- 


The diplomat 


abashed pacan to Chicago's mayor. The 
politician's first bit of praise related to 
the mayor's great capacity for compas- 
sion—which, to the speakers initial 
pleasure, was interrupted in midsentence 
by a great sound from the gallery. His 

sure turned to consternation, how 
з he became aware of the young 
sters way up there shouting in perfect 
unison, “Shaw s 


those who doubt that telev 
growing up. we direct your attention to 
a recent Sinatra special. billed in The 
Indianapolis "Francis Albert 
Sinatra Does His Thing . . . with Diah- 
ann Carroll.” 


Filth-grade members of a Wauwatosa, 
Wisconsin, church school yoted for the 
favorite hero—from a list that included 
President Johnson. Jesus and Albert 
Schweitzer. When the votes were in, the 
contest proved to be a draw between Jesus 
and a dar! : Bart Starr. 


"To Whom It May Concern: A classi- 
fied ad in the Lawrence, Indiana, Jour 
nal offered the following bargai 
ourposter bed, 101 years old with 
springs. Perfect for antique lover." 


Early Achiever Department: The Mag- 


azine Industry Newsletter, in. пош 
change of executives at The New Yorker, 
reported that “The new officer is Peter 
F. Fleischmann, 16 years old, who had 
been cofounder in 1925 (with the late 
Harold Ros) of the magazine. 


Our Unaba 
th gocs 
manufactur 

Man Cor 


ed Honesty Award this 

to a Malayan brassiere 
who calls his firm The Tit 
зу. 


BOOKS 


With another season of gift giving mov- 
ing swiltly toward its climax, the late 
shopper still has at his finger tips a pleni- 
tude of special books designed to delight 
Imost any disposition, Here are a num 
her of those that have caught our fancy. 

The art book of the year is Andrew 
Wyeth (Houghton Mifflin), a superlative 
accomplishment coi 
13” color plates ( 


B. 


Christina's World), whose reproduc- 
dosely supervised by the artist 
Richard Mer text, sup- 


plemented by а 
drawings, does 


nber of preparatory 
much to illuminate 
Муус personality, attitudes and way 
of working. This fastidiously designed 
volume is the very model of what an art 
book should be. ador Dali is cele- 
brated during this round of celebrations 
with two big books. In The Word of 
Salvador Dali (Viking), originally issued i 
somewhat fancier form 1962, the 


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painter's friend Robert Descharnes at- 
tempts to get at the wellsprings of Dali's 
wild imagination by juxtaposing photo- 
graphs and paintings; he doesn't succeed 
completely. but it's an ingenious tr 
Deli (Abrams), a more imposing book 
with a candy-box cover, contains some 
of the best reproductions we've seen of 
the inimitable Spaniard's ir le 
work—and, as a bonus attraction, there's 
a brief biography of the artist-poseur by 
Max Gerard. The New York Graphic 
Society offers a pair of stunningly 
mounted art books. The History of World 
Sculpture—compiled, with text and con 
mentary, by Germain Bazin, director 
of the Louvre—ranges from prehistoric 
stone carvings to the latest sorties in- 
to minimal sculpture, All of the more 
than 1000 illustrations are in color, 
which, it becomes all too strikingly ap- 
parent, is the only way to reproduce 
sculpture. It is a magni 
Himolayon Art, with text 
M 
sive lode of frescoes, paintings, draw 
statuary and bas-reliefs from those i 
accessible cloud covered kingdoms. Its 
scope is revelatory. Erotic Art of the East 
(Putnam's), by Philip Rawson, offers ni 
ly 300 illustrations in praise of love 
its numerous manifestations and posi- 
tions. This first volume in the publish- 
ers World History of Erotic Art series 
draws to good effect on such sources 
Hindu temple carvings and Islamic min- 
jatures. Moving closer to our own time 
and place is Eros in La Belle Epoque (Grove), 
which gives us a look at some of the 
artnouveau classics—from Cocteau to 
postcards—that heralded a new post 
Victorian sexual freedom in the West 
From the First International Exhibition 
of Erotic Art, held in Scandinavia in 
1968, the tireless Drs. Phyllis and Eber 
d Kronhausen (see A Portfolio of 
Erotica in last month’s issue) have taken 
567 black-and-white and 54 color photo- 
graphs and put them into Erotic Art 

ve). Each of these volumes pays hom 
age to an art that, 
п relevant as long as men а 
women continue to 
naturally. 

Two top-notch photographers are rep- 
resented in handsome volumes this sea- 
son. The Best of Beaton (Macmillan) olters 
200 samples from four decades of the 
elegant Cecil's work, a reminder of his 
finesse and an indication of his range, 
Gordon Parks—poet, novelist, musician 
ind movie director—is best known as 
Life magazine photographer, and his 
first collection of many years of work, 
Gordon Parks: A Poet and His Camera (Vi- 
king). confirms his place as a frontrank- 
ing photographic journalist. His pictures 
—twoscore of them in color—are accom- 
panied by his poems; taken together, 
they convey sensitivity, intelligence and 
an everstriving spirit. 

If George Orwell had never written 


Animal Farm or 1984, his reports and 
essays would still entitle him to a place 
as a major literary figure of his time. 
Why this is so becomes abundantly clear 
in The Collected Essays, Journalism and Letters 
of George Orwell (Harcourt, Brace & 
World), four hefty volumes, edited by 
his wife, Sonia, and Ian Angus. Covering 
the quarter of a century from post-World 
War One to post-World War Two, this 
chronicle evokes both the sense of a 
tragic time and the memory of a most 
humane and gifted man. 

A few years ago, Robert Lowell pub- 
hed а set of poems in English, taken 
from Baudelaire, and called them not 
translations but Zmitations. However 
опе cares to apportion the credit between 
these two estimable poets, the results 
were remarkable: and now they are avail- 
able in a deluxe edition, with color and 
monochrome illustrations by Sidney No- 
an. It's been retitled The Voyage and Other 
Versions of Poems by Baudelaire (Farrar, 
Straus & Giroux); by whatever name, no 
Lowell lover should be without it. 

The Evergreen Review Reader (Grove) is 
a tall, fat collection of ten years’ worth 
of stories, critical pieces, articles and a 
bit of this and that culled from the na- 


tion's swingingest literary magazine. The 
contributors include Beckett, Sartre, 
Pasternak, Ionesco, Burroughs, Mailer, 


Grass, Pinter and just about everybody 
who's anybody in the hip-lit scene. 

For those who are not so much inter- 
ested in what America is but, rather, 
why it is, we heartily recommend Ameri- 
can Album (Simon & Schuster). Subtitled 
“How We Looked and How We Lived 
in a Vanished America,” it is filled with 
rare photographs collected by the edi- 
tors of American Heritage. The dogged 
persistence of the pioncers, the thick- 
waisted, selfsatisfied turn-of-the-century 
burghers, the tragic glimpses of the In- 
dian in flight, the gallused Maine farm- 
er and the rotting ghetto, the awesome 
panorama of a still-untrammeled coun- 
iryside—it’s all here. 

Londmarks of Mapmaking (New York 
Graphic Society), replete with full-color 
foldouts, bears picturesque testimony to 
the inexactitude of science through the 
ages. Those very early examples of the 
cartographer’s art are often delightful 
и» of fancy meant more for fra 
than for following. A handsome volume. 

The Complete Encyclopedia of Motorcars 
1885-1968 (Dutton) has on its cover the 
unequivocal claim “Every car ever 
made” and that, it would appear from a 
fairly close examination, is a simple 
statement of fact. Edited by G. N. Geor- 
gano, it is an undertakin 
dim From the 4 


trait Gallery of Early Automobiles (Abrams) is 
the culmination of a 15-year labor of love 
The artistengincer, who has done the 


meticulous flatcolor drawings of 100 
glorious antiques, takes us from the 1853 
Dudgeon Steam Wagon, really a road- 
going locomotive, to the sumptuously ele- 
gant 1915 Locomobile Town Coupe. The 
iccompanying notes and comments have 
been contributed. by James J. Bradley, 
head of the Automotive Historical Col- 
lection of the Detroit Public Library 
Our only quibble is with the sto 
cream color has a tendency to diminish 
the colors of the cars themselves. But 
that is a minor reservation about а mi 
jor achievement. 

Patterning his work consciously on 
Sigmund Freud's classic Wit and the 
Unconscious, G. Legman has produced 
an 800-odd-page study called Rationale 
of the Dirty Joke (Grove). Subtided “An 
Analysis of Sexual Humor,” it is an 
estimable work, full of fun and honest 
nking about what used to be the un 
thinkable. The 2000 jokes and tales in 1 
first series” may be classified as “clean 
dirty jokes"; that is, they concern pre- 
marital sex, adultery and the like. Still to 
come is Legman's “second series," which 
will tap such veins of humor as homosex- 
uality, prostitution and castration. 

Pageantry of Spor (Hawthorn) is a hero 
volume of witty prints and witty prose 
dealing with the sports of yesterycar 
and ear John Arlott and Arthur 
Daley have done their editing with gusto 
and have come up with smashing cx- 
amples of both the familiar (Izaak 
Walton on angling) and the improbable 
(Pope John XXII on football. Also 
entered are Mark Ty on cockfighting 


nd mule racing, William Наи ол 


boxing, Robert Herrick on stoolball and 
amucl Pepys on tenni. Even sporis 
haters should find their stylish commen 
tating irresistible, 

Wave conquerors of your acquaintance 
can ask for nothing more informative 
than Where the Surfers Are (Coward 
McCann), expert Peter Dixon’s inventory 
of beckoning beaches from Australia to 
Baja California. With the help of more 
than 100 maps and photographs, Dixon 
zooms in on the zingiest waves, provid 
ntimate details ol their physical pro. 
ons and personality quirks, as 
wh they were so many mistresses. 
Which, we suppose, isn’t terribly inap 
ate, after all. 
coverage of political conven 
“encouraged some of his very 
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tely, he confeses to have 
ni for the 1968 С.О.Р. 
l. Was the. 
ading the WASP resurgents a 
new Nixon or just a more skillful hypo- 
crite? He left still wondering, dissatis 
fied with himself for not having solved 
the riddle. Mailer may be excused this 
minor failure, for in reporting the fran- 

с fabricated goings on at both conven: 
tions—Miami and the Siege of Chicago 


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(World) —he again proves himself to be 
perhaps the country’s best reporter: pho- 
tographically observant, remarkably sen- 
sitive and scathingly honest in exposing 
his own fears, prejudices and preten- 
sions. Writing in the third person. he 
admits to having ducked the bloodiest 
battles in Chicago. “He was either being 
sensible"—avoiding trouble to prevent 
losing even one day of the 14 days he 
had left to meet the publishing deadline 
— or he was yellow. 
later: “Had his courage eroded 
than his knowledge of fear the | 
days? He continued to drink.” 
events he describes so well contain no 
scoops for anyone who owns a TV set; 
the insights come Irom M. 
reactions to the events. In one confron- 
tation with himself, he admits to an 
ppalling conclusion: "He was getting 
tired of Negroes and their rights"—of 
black racism, black revolu- 
tionaries. “Every black riot was washing 
rim loose with the rest, pushing him to 
that point where he would have to 
[either] throw his vote in with revolu- 
ion... or stand by and watch as the 
best Americans, white and black. would 
be picked off, expended, busted, burned 
id finally lost.” Yet, as Mailer finally 
concedes, there may be hope for Ameri- 
ca, though hardly deserved. Win or lose, 
however, his wiry style and needlesharp 
terpretations have survived mere time- 
ness to become journalism as history. 
Peter De Vries began his novclistic 
career (No, but I Saw the Movie, The 
Tunnel of Love, Comfort Me with Ap- 
ples) as a claque comedian, belting out 
one-liners and puns and all manner of 


He suspects the 
more 


wordplay in a kind of suburban Scrab- 
ble. But then, with The Blood of the 
in to acquire new 


Lamb, his work be 
weight. Still bright and airy and verbal- 
ly playful, he showed the gift for subtle 
characterization and concern for deeper 
meaning, and he emerged as that rarity 
—1 completely polished black humorist, 
a finished diamond unable to ignore the 
rough. The Cars Pajamas & Witch's Milk 
(Little, Brown), De Vries two new short 
novels in one packet, are both funny- 
haha in tone and funny-absurd in theme. 
The first chronicles the dedine of a 
college English teacher determined 10 
prove his worth to an old flame: "Wom- 
en have other ideals, but that is ours— 
to be thought the cat’s pajamas.” Down 
he goes into advertising, television and, 
finally, selling cans of fresh air and o. 
PEDDLERS ALLOWED signs door to door be- 
fore he dies a Becketian death, ironically 
noting as he expires that his lost love 
jad never meant anything at all to him. 
Nothing really, at all.” Witch's Milk 
deals with a pretentious woman's court- 
ship, affair and marriage to an ordi- 
nary man who “had no faults at all. He 
was just hopeless.” But alter suffering 


through the slow death of a child and a 
sudden nervous breakdown, she realizes 
how fortunate she was to have had such a 
husband to sec her "through the disillu- 
* No matter how 


th his verbal pyrotechnics. He has one 
character, for example, playing with the 
notion of developing a new erotic vocab- 
шагу: “Extolling her soft white yum- 
mels, he would bury his 
sometimes as though tryi 
death by suffocation. Or he would 
their little pink phelps as his hand 
strayed independently downward, across 
her dimpled woburn to her thrombush, 
into which he sank at last with many a 
grateful cry in praise of it" (Twiggs 
Jameson built up a fresh erotic vocabu- 
lary, too, in his novel Billy and Bett 
reviewed here in October; but De Vries 
does it with more style.) The final effect 
s to leave the reader in a state of joy 
in, which, not incidentally, De Vries 
seems to think the secret called life may 
very well be all about. 

Saul Bellow is the doyen of American- 
Jewish writers. As such, he probably 
feels he is entitled 10 give a little, take 
a little. In Mosby's Memoirs and Other Stories 
(Viking), he gives Bellow fans three 
short stories previously unpublished in 
book form. He also throws in tlucc 
others included in his Seize the Day 
volume, but the caliber of his work is 
su distinctive tiat few readers are likely 
to feel shortchanged. Of the old stor 
A Father-to-Be, ther gimmicky en 
counter of premarital pangs, is the weak- 
est; Looking for Mr. Green, the tale 
of a social workers search through 
the slums of black Chicago for the recip- 
ient of a welfare check. is the strongest; 
and The Gonzaga Manuscripts is the 
al. This account of a scholar's 
ick down the 


s. 


foredoomed attempt to t 


but there 
ing the master's toots and 
touches. Of the three new stories, Leav- 
ing the Yellow House is the most 
affecting: it deals in quietly mo: 
terms with a solitary lady lush in the 
desert who decides 10 bequeath her 
house to herself. The title story is a sort 
of view from the other side of a Herzog, 
as a cuckolder describes how he came to 
horn the cuckoldec, But best of all is The 
Old System, which appeared first in these 
pages last January. Th а of a brother 
and-sister breach as primitive in intensi 
ty as a chapter from the Old Testament 
is a direct hi om the Bellow canon. 


8 


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If your appetite was, as we suspect, 
whetted by those portions of J. P. Don 
leavy's new novel, The Beostly Beotitudes of 
Balthazar B. (Delacorte), previewed in 
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you'll want to hasten to your bookseller, 
who now has the whole of it. 


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Dramaturgy runs the gamut from 
Slambang to Pow in Bulli, a monosyl- 
labic action thriller that features Steve 
McQueen as Harper. Correction: Paul 
Newman was Harper. McQueen is Bul- 
litt, 2 San Francisco police lieutenant 
who pounds a somewhat similar piece of 
а turf. Guarding the state's star 
ness from killers with a contract from 
— you guessed it—"the organization" is 
Bullit's assignment, which turns out to 
be a h 
taken identities, sudden death 
ruthless n (that man from 
U. N. C. L. E., Robert Vaughn) trying to 
make crime pay at the polls. The me- 
chanical details of Bullilt are managed 
with exceptional skill: No recent movie 
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reproducing the hurried, antiseptic effi- 

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McQueen dominates the foreground of 
the picture, or at least occupies it, 
ing himself—or at least the Se ee Dedi 
McQueen image that is so admired by 
millions. Hc seems persuaded more and 
more of late that acting has gone out of 
style in favor of cool portrait phorogra- 
phy: the publicity stills advertising Bul- 
lit! convey the entire depth of his 
performance with dead accuracy. An casy 
match for McQueen is lovely Jacqueline 
Dissct as the cop's pacifier, whose thank- 
less part consists of slipping between the 
sheets whenever intrigue and violence 
abate, Her opportunities are sadly few. 

Tony Curtis has spent much of his 
career laboring in inane epics and un- 
distinguished froth, while critics roundly 
jeered him as just another pretty face— 
and bad accent—from the Bronx. As 
The Boston Strongler, however, Tony gives 
the most sensitive and controlled per 
formance of his life and proves what no 
one else except himself was willing to 
believe—that he's a first-rate actor. Em- 
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bert DeSalvo, the self-confessed siran- 
gler, as a somewhat saintly psychopath, 
And it works. So does director Richard 
Fleischer's documentary approach to the 
drama: Strangler unfolds at a tight pace, 
and Fleischer's use of split-screen images 
is inventively effective, But if the movie 
seems a bir overlong, credit to a 
lackluster job turned in by Henry Fon- 
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manhunt—when 13 women were stran- 
gled and then mangled by a maniacal 
murderer, (Although many may find the 
cataloging of atrocities less than tast 
the movie is far milder on these details 
than was the book) Much of the film's 
strength lies in its Dragnel-type cameo 
performances—by George Furth as а 
prodigiously potent satyr, George Vos 
kovec as real-life psychic Peter Hurkos 
and William Hickey as a pervert who 
digs handbags. Unfortunately, such top- 
line talents as 1968 Academy Award 
winner George Kennedy and Mur 
Hamilton are wasted: their lines 
conceived in oak, But when Curti: 
rives on the scene—even though half the 
film has already el the screen be- 
comes electri tension and the 
Strangler suddenly becomes tragically 
and pathetically believable. 

Movies dealing with theft and embez- 
zlement are nor exactly innovative these 
but Only When I larf works some 
spry variations on the big-caper formula, 
ing valuable time poring 
ns, this relaxed and con- 
genial comedy starts right off with a 

fty fraud that separates two New York 
nt tycoons from a $250,000 
check. The nest whirligig stop is Lon- 
don, where a swindle legal 
arms ship! t African 
m goes entertainingly to pieces. 
then on to Beirut and some bright chi- 

in the arena of international 
g. The scenery is eye-filling—but 
nice, for a change, to scc back- 
ackgrounds. In this 
flick, it's what's up front that counts; 
and there we find Richard Aucnbor- 
ough, David Hemmings and leggy Alex- 
andra Stewart trio of con artists 
with the instincts of charlatans from a 
traveling medicine show. Though only 
competent crooks, they are great impos- 
1015, masquerading as Dixiecrats, execu- 
tive secretaries. guards. psychiatrists, 
Britisharmy regulars, Arab traders, ar- 
chacologists and whatever it takes to 
make a victim rest easy until the balloon 
goo up. Credit director Basil Dearden 
with m. ning the rather delicate 
ance between mere spoofery 
ligent respect for the honorable capi 
tic tradition of beating the system by 
hook or by crook. We also noted— 
saving it for last, because there are a 
dozen better reasons for enjoying the 
movic—that Larf's liveliest: ideas were 
lifted from a novel by coproducer Len 
Deighton, vravmov's Travel Editor as 
well as a frequent contributor of fiction. 


are 


how 
grounds used as b 


ist Russia is the 
director John. Frank- 


ard Malamud novel, 
screen by Dalton Trumbo. The movie is 
large, literate and conscientiously i 
rational. But questionable things I 


ppen 


when a comp y 
English-speaking actors settles down 
Hungary to re-create the pre-Revolution 
climate of саме Europe. Given the in- 
ternational scope ol modern film making. 
today's audiences have seen authentic 
Russians, Czechs and Swedes performing 
dramas so steeped in indigenous truth 
that Anglicized facsimiles inevitably ring 
hollow. The Fixers Alan Bates is a su- 
perbly intelligent actor: but his Oxonian 
manner belies both the Russianness and 
the Jewishness of Malamud's reluctant 
hero, Yakov Bok, who escapes from 
ghetto haunted by pogroms 
Christian quarter of Kiev. An а 


falsely arrested for ci ritual murder of 
a child and turned i scapegoat Jew 
by the czars corri ҮЙ Mom who need 
a restless, op- 
Dirk Bogarde, Hugh 
Grilbth. Georgia Brown, Elizabeth Hart- 
man and Carol White, as some of the 
goodly number who hurt or help Yakov's 
cause, fortify the impression that they 


pressed people 


ing their virtuosity. Telescoped oi 
without benefit of. Malamud's evoca 
prose, the events of the 
produce unrelieved gloom. 
ner thoughts and fearful 
illustrated rather literally—which indi- 
cates the kind of epic seriousness Frank- 
enheimer had in mind. But the dialog 
—duuered with aphorisms ("To be 
anti-Semitic, you've first got to be 
mti Christian“). serves his questionable 

do the insistent background 
themes by composer Maurice Jarre, who 
has supplied mournful fiddling on the 
roof for nearly every crisis. 

The bittersweet humor of The Firemen’s 
Boll, by Czech director Milos (Loves of 
a Blonde) Forman, rests on the thesis 
that a bumbling bureaucracy ultimately 


film, 
e 
ovel tend to 
Yakovs in- 


leaves everyone out in the cold. Less 
slyly sexy Шап Blonde, Formaws new 
comedy is nevertheless hilarious and 


poig 


nt, as well as pointedly cynical 
about 


the rewards a society bestow! 
upon its servants, An antiquated [or 
fire chief, who is the honored guest at 
the ball, faces death by cancer as his col- 
leagues sweat over the pr 
ceremonial ах “for fifty years of faithful 
service.” Another old gentleman, whose 
home, hearth and worldly goods are 
consumed by flames midway through the 
ceremonies, sits shi а snowbank, 
watching his past go up in smoke, What 
сап be done for him? “Move him close 
to the fire,” suggests a volunteer, Such 
matters are Forman's underlying con- 
cem, vet he avoids bathos, geriatrics or 
any ellece that might spoil the uninhib- 
ited fun of his folk poetry about life in 
a provincial town. Diffusene-s is the 
y Пам of Firemen's Ball, With a 
r focus on one central ch 


acte: 


charmingly played 
m obvious choice) . 
mong the classics. One 
"ccs are marchless—a scan 
dal concerning stolen lottery prizes, com- 
ed when a lusty young couple slides 
der the tottering display table to make 
love, or the incredible chaos of a beauty 
contest so disorganized that the odds 
favor whichever reluctant nominee ca 
be dragged screaming to the bandstand. 
Now in the West, away from the home- 
land that gave a special texture 10 hi 
work. Forman will be an interesting d 
rector to watch. He threatens to revive 
the golden age ol screen comedy all by 
himself. 


st-West confrontation in the 
stes revives Cold War jitters 
during the postintermission half of Ice 
Station Zebro. lt would be nasty to tip off 
too much of the plot, which brings sub- 
marine-borne Anglo-American forces and. 
Russian paratroops racing toward a re 
mote weather station for a taut belly 
to-belly showdown. The question is, who 
will gain possession of a top-secret cap- 
sule, miscarried to the polar region by a 
wayward Soviet missile? But never mind. 
petty details, such as technological dou- 
ble talk or an occasional process shot 
that recks of special effects. cool 
clifbhanger, based on a novel by Alistair 
(The Guns of Navarone) MacLean, h 
thrill. chill and hair-trigger suspense 
st in a 
hypertension for well over two 
nd red-blooded viewers, what 
sex, should find the agony con 
tagious. Rock Hudson, as captain of the 
nuclear sub Tigerfish. is nomi 
star of the piece. though his 
heroies tend to fade on impact 
testy passengers on deck, 

Brown as a gungho Mar 
whose credentials are suspect, 


enough to keep its al-male 
state of 


Borgnine as a turncoat Russian a 


stealing scene after scene as a caustic chap 
from British Intelligence. When Me 
Goohan is off camera, director Joh 
Sturges fills the screen with ex 
visual excitement both aboy 


vironment of a distressed sub under the 
ice floes to the pure spectral beauty ol 
enemy piratioops dropping soundlessly 
into the snow. 


To argue that Weekend, 
manifestation of cinematic Je: 
dard's remarkable will to succeed. widi- 
out really trying, is sloppy, dull and 
undisciplined is almost irrelevant, for 
confirmed Godardians merely nod agree. 
ment and smile the smug smiles of those 
who know that a real masterwork n 
seem inaccessible, at first. to mi 
poor dumb bastards. Godand's у 
1 of contemporary society prom 
ises much but soon dwindles away in 


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bombast, preachments and tire 
ctitions of his political deepthink. As 
a pundit. Godard is a bore. As a film 
er, he is a kind of brilliant anarch- 
ssociating so recklessly twr his 
own re reduced to shambles. 
Weekend's im. mechanized con 
temporary Inferno are brielly memora. 
Ме when Ше ca pans—surely the 
longest traveling shot on record—along, 
a highway glutted with cars, trunks, kids 
and carnage. While the dead and dying 
lic amid heaps ol twisted. metal. stalled 
vtorists honk their horns, quarrel. Hirt, 
lay chess and tv to uet moving again 
The trathe jam is only the kickoff tor a 
weckend devored to looting. rape, matri 
cide and cannibalism, brought to a di 
max when a young wife joins a band ol 
revolutionaries who disembowel her hus 
band and serve him up at à cookout. In 
morally bankrupt society. he seems to 
be saying—at the top of his lungs— 
death means no more than greed, lust 
and human callousness, And the words 
he stulls into the mouths of his cha 
ters—who never for a moment come 
cinglv to lile. little more. 
п an old des e breaks two eggs 
beween a prowrate girl's legs belore 
apparently assaulting her with a large 
dead fish. one wonders whether to inte 

pret the deed st a sick 
world or self-indulgence from a sick poet. 


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For those of an operatic bent, there's 
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Nicolai € as the Duke of Mant 
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Iso available on sterco tape) 
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Kmentt and Gottlob 
The same ch 
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lent advantage on Hector Berlioz’ Requiem 
(Deutsche Grammophon: ailable 
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The spoken word has not been neg: 
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Caedmon has put forth on vinyl Fuge 
II's More Stately Mansions, directed by 


stunning rendition 


George Barron: 
plays pi 
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José Quintero and starring Ingrid Berg 
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classic proportions. Caedmon also ollers 
the film sound track recordings of James 
Jovce's masterwork Ulysses, on which Milo. 
O'Shea, Barbara Jeflord 
Roeves marvelously delineate the rich 


Joycean prose. Whether or not one has 
seen the movi 


‚ the album is a delight. 


The late Edward R, Munow's "I Cen 
Hear I Now" (Columbia) captures the 
sweeping panorama of three decades 


(1919-1919). Clarence Darrow and. Wil- 
Jennings Bryan, Wilson and Roose- 


velt Hitler. Stalin and Mussolini, 
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world undergoing traumatic. change. 
For anyone with even a modicum of in- 
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stereo tape) should prove to be a profit- 
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aid of a host of experts. covers the wines 
ol Europe and America, supplies a pro- 
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tering grab bag of jazz and pop 
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funky monolog on Blues Power, then 
» into high gear for Night Stomp. 


Brubeck / Mulligan: Compadres (Columbi. 
the first vinylizing of the Dave Brubeck 
Trio fe Mulligan, will 
come as quit ppointment to those 
who expected great things from the new 
group. Recorded live in Mexico, the four 
some (Jack Six is on bass, Ala 
on drums) generates very little excite 
ment. Mulligan's baritone is relaxed and 
proficient, but that's about the best that 
can he said for the session. 
itol's The Third Woody Allen Album is 

nutty delight. Woody is a master of low- 
key insanity; he's about to be hanged by 
the K. K. K. and his life flashes before 
his eyes, only it turns out to be the wrong 
life; his rabbi him not to ap- 
pear in a vodka ad, since he doesn't drink 
(Woody later comes across the ad, and 
there—cozving up to a tall. cool vod 
drink—is his rabbi); Allen reveals that 
the on ¡€ he bet on a horse, his entry 
was the only one with training wheels, 
that he once worked on a nonfiction ver 
sion of the Warren Report, that he had 
a m: childhood (“1 was breast-fed 
from falsics") and that when he pulled 


on the “wrong kind” of cigarette at a fra- 
ternity dance, he broke two teeth trying 
to give a hickey to the Statue of Liberty. 


The album (also available on stereo tape) 
was recorded at Eugene's, a San Francisco 
cabaret run to г; money lor Senator 
McCarthy's campaign. Which convincing- 
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having a silver g 


Muddy Waters gets full-blown, post- 
Hendrix backing on Eledrie Mud (Cadet 
Concept; also available on stereo tape), 
and the results are explosive as the old 
blues man recreates two of his own 
classics in Your Hoochie Coochie Man, 
She's АП Right and. sings the hell out 
of the Rolling Stones’ Let's Spend Ihe 
Night Together. 


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trumpeter Buck Clayton, trombonist 
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among them. Rushing's rollicking vocal 
es the title tune, St. James 
Infirmary Blues, Who's Sorry Now and 
his own classic, Good Morning Blues. 
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more suited to a novel or a movie (it 
was nor a n à movie). 
Sackler leaves the most dramatic scenes 
the fights themselves е and settles 
for play-by-play by fans. He also—pardon 
the expression—whitewaslics his hero 
somewhat, But none ol this matters. 
Jones has made the character and the 
play his, sweeping it along with him like 
a hurricane. His performance is so power 
ful that it obliterates the faults of the 
script. Jones has Johnson (called Jelfer 
son in the play) down pat. A blunt 
bold cock of the walk, he is, simply, the 
greatest; and no matter what whitey does 
10 him, he's going to continue saying so 
(all comparisons to Muhammad Ali are 
intentional). For Johnson. boxing around 
World War One, the punishment for his 
allronts and appetites (onc of which is for 
white women) is hostility, ostracism and 
criminal prosceution. Jumping bail. he 
flees to Europe, where he is still hound 
ed and deprived of his livelihood. U is а 
painful portrait not оту of the black 
boxer but of the emasculation of the 
American Negro by white society, There 
are 19 scenes and almost enough actors 


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the Alvin, 


(Kingsmanship for air passengers; or. 


es only j 


Swissair shows YOU. 
where Its Hostesses are likely 
to draw the Line. 


rs, like cus- 
are generally 
invited lo consider them- 


ones to My 
tradition. we ask our 
hostesses to make this 
feeling as real as the 
Newspaper 


fresh 
from the press? What 


guage? Dash ol som 
thing on the rocks? Full-course dinner 
or culinary tidbit as the flight time per- 
mits? Black coffee? An understanding 
smile when you order your fifth beer? 
(During a flight from Zurich to New York 
half a gallon of liquid is a physiological 
necessity even for the most abstemious.) 

The hostess may alsoenquire whether. 
you feel like taking off your coat, loos- 
ening your tie, or possibly taking a na 
(She might even give you sleep 2 


enja) a 


order to garantes tha the wir hostess 

vnpleie nig 

at kast twelve hours before iake-off. bur in no cuse 
[шет than or 
(Sn isa 


the type to be a constitutional monarch: | 
“Just a democratic as anybody.” (We 
Swiss had our last real brush with the 
other kind about 600 years ago — if you 
forget Napoleon, as we like to.) 

Since kings set around a lot (mostly 
to Switzerland. tor the skiing and the 
banking, we sometimes feel). vou won't 
need to ask the hostess what's the 
e going, or where 


to find psyched: 
And Your Majesty 


will certain 


u's rest, they shall be hack at the hotel 


ask her il she's doing 
anything tonight. We can 
tell you about that here 


She is. 
What would you be 
doing if you'd just spent 
ight and half hourshelp- 
e wait on the every 
whim of some 120pcople. 
plus handling the red 
tape of global travel? 
etting some shut-eye. that’s wha 
ar better to try your kingsmanship 
on the unoceupied brunette in the seat 
behind. (Swissair gives you time enough 
340 minutes between Abidjan and 
Geneva. One hundred and f 
Paulo to B. A. 215 from M. 
If you're the soft-sell type 
between Zurich and New York. And 
55 from Stockholm to Helsinki, 


But по. 

Just one thing worse (from our point of 
view) than when a hostess amiable brushes 
off an ex officio kin 
rhe doesn't. First thing 
she ups and marries the fellow. 
on the lino 
to turn pretty girls into society hostesses, 
skilled cocktail blenders, polyglot stary- 


tellers, and sympathetic nurses. Where 
would Swissair he without them? 

And then along comes some character 
y feels entitled to nothing but 
the best, Undemocratic, Doesn't propose 
to take Jair shares like any ordinary King. 

We cart blame him. Anything but. 
He's realized that an air hostess has not 
only her looks but a number of other qualifi- 


cations ro make two lives more worth living. 


In fact we agree with those humble 
bridegrooms who say. "What have I done 
to deserve this?" 

We tried to des it first, but 
suppose an airline isirt а husband in the 
ong run. And so much as we hate good- 
bres, we'll just have 10 sien off With... 
heartiest congratulations 10 the happy 
couple, and all good wishes Jor the vears to 


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An WOrenlingen (Centon of 


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Horie-Theres, eir hostess, b. 31 May 15% An B 


(Canton of Gasel-Stedt], right of comicile in Basel end 


Therwll [Centen of Cesel-Lerdl, 


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On of the girls in my department at 
the office is lovely: I'm really interested 
in her and, from many little things she 
does, the feeling appears to be mutual. 
How can 1 tactfully demonstrate my in- 
terest without seeming to presume on my 
position as her boss? 1 am a bachelor, so 
there would be no real obstacles outside 
the office —D. R., Scatilc. Washington. 

It's necessary lo separate your social 
interest from your office concerns, and 
this can be done by phoning the young 
lady at her home and asking for a date. 
Working together need not be a barrier 
to real romance; but if you just want a 
rophy—that is, a catch to take home 
and mount—then obey the maxim not to 
fish in the stenographic pool. 


ММ, is lysergic acid diethylamide ab- 
breviated LSD? Why not LAD?—S. P., 
Cincinnati, Ohio 

The drug was named by iis German- 
speaking Swiss discoverer, Albert Hof- 
man, Thus, LSD is the abbreviation for 
lyserg saure diethyamid (saure means 
acid). 


A though she is a virgin, the lovely 
young lady Гус been dating has rc- 
sponded ardently to our light petting, 
Last night, we wanted to make love 
and, though she was as excited as 1 was, 
the process of penetr as so pain 
ful for her to harm 
her—T stopped. She later expressed fears 
about sex and doubis about her poten 
tial bed partner, Having no pre 
vious experience in this situation, I was 
unsuccessful at consoling her. I'd like to 
know of some way to convincc her that 
I am not disappointed or annoyed with 
her and, also, if there is anything I c 
do in the fume to lesen the pai 
R. G.. Boca Raton, Florida 

She will most likely accept your con- 
tinued interest as evidence that you are 
not too annoyed or disappointed. It is 
important to understand that pain—par- 
ticularly sexual pain—is frequently psy- 
chic in origin; and the more emotionally 
relaxed she is, the less discomfort she is 
likely to experience. Therefore, be gen- 
tle, comforting and patient. It may be 
necessary to make several attempis. be. 
fore your congress is complete; but, 
finally, you should reach a point of emo. 
lional union where the pleasure will out- 
distance the pain every inch of the way. 
Naturally, if her distress continues, s 
should consult a doctor. 


she 


ММ... on a Rest and Recreation tour 
of Hong Kong, several of my buddies 
and I visited a restaurant where we had 


bird’snest soup. Can you tell us if the 
soup was actually flavored with honest 
togoodness bird? nests?—R. M., APO 
San Francisco, California. 
Yes. This far-out Far East fare is made 
Jrom swift! nests (thoroughly cleaned 
we might add) found along the China 
coast and on some islands in the Indian 
Ocean. The nests are combined with in 
gredients such as soup stock, sherry, 
white chicken meat and egg whites. 


ММ... docs one do, as an engaged girl 
24 years of age, when an old friend, 
who happens to be male, suggests lunch 
or a drink? This is not an old flame but 
a casual friend, and I see nothing wrong 
with catching up a bit on the old crowd. 
My fiancé does not object and he, too, 
occasionally will take his secretary to 
lunch or stop for a drink with office 
friends, including single girls. But my 
mother is horrified and thinks it will 
look as if Fm dating other men on 
sly. What do you advise?—Miss D. 
Kansas City. Missouri. 

Your parents’ generation seems to be 
concerned with what things look like 
while yours is more properly concerned 
with what things are. As long as you 
and your fiancé are both comfortable 
and deal honestly with the circum. 
stances you describe, you need look no 
further for advice. 


am interested in bringing a used 
sports car back from Europe to the 
States. Alter corresponding with several 
U.S. companies that arrange European 
automobile purchases. I've learned that 
some foreign automobiles will not meet 
U.S. safety requirements for import 
Which can and can't be brought in2— 
J- B. New York, New York. 

The stipulation that safety and amti- 
smog devices must be built into all new 
cars as of January J. 1968, prohibits the 
importation of new foreign cars that do 
по! contain them. However, a 
amendment to the law allows temporary 
exemptions to manufacturers of 500 or 
fewer cars per year, You may still import 
any auto manufactured prior to January 
1, 1968. 


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MI, ziritiena and 1 plan to spend а 
week in New York City. We would like 
to share a hotel room, but I am not 
quite sure how to register. Is my name 
all thar is required to make a hotel res- 
crvation, or is it necessary to play the 
game by using "Mr. and Mrs."2—J. T., 
Akron, Ohio. 

It is unlawful to register falsely, so 
the sajest approach is to reserve a single 


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room for each of you. Once in your 
rooms, of course, you may visit cach 
other without reservation, 


Mie a yacht dub party, I overheard а 
guy tell his date about an area of water 
near Bermuda where all kinds of weird 
sea and air tragedies have occurred. U 
fortunately. the pair split before I heard 
the rest of the st and now I'm wo 
dering if there's anything to it or if the 
1 hoping to warm up the 
k by chilling her spine. Any com- 
ments?—G. A., Long Beach, Califor 

Quite likely, he was talking about the 
Bermuda triangle, an arca of ocean be- 
tween Florida, Puerto Rıco and Bermu- 
da that’s spawned many a sea tale. It's 
said that in this relatively small portion 
of the Atlantic, almost 1000 lives have 
been lost in the past three decades; and 
not a single body has been recovered. In 
1945, jor example, five Navy torpedo 
bombers were lost without a trace, to be 
followed by the disappearance of a 13- 
man rescue squad that vanished in clear 
weather “as if they had flown to Mars,” 
according to an officer of the Naval 
board of inquiry. Many theories have 
been suggested, including one about 
magnetic aberrations causing planes to 
crash and ship crews to abandon their 
vessels in panic; but we'll chalk them up 
lo the love of the deep until more scien- 
lific evidence is produced. 


Mam again dating а wonderful boy I 
went with in high school. The only 
problem in oi ationship is that his 
lovemaking techniques have not changed 
in seven ycars. He is still rather crude in 
vances and, as a result, completely 
s me off. I want to tell him to show 
tle more finesse, but I don't know 
how one can discreetly tell another pe 
son to polish up his performance.—N 
M. A. Baltimore, Maryland. 
Without enumerating what you don't 
like, give him some ideas of what you 
do like. And be specific; he's apparently 
not a mind reader. The only important 
rule about discretion in these matters is 
to remember that he can't give you 
more if you make him feel like less, 


Please tell me the correct procedure 
for handling a tie that drops beneath the 
belt line. Should it be tucked into the 
pants or should it be left hanging out? 
—]. A., Arlington, Virgin 

Neither. Tied correctly, your tie should 
end just above your belt. 


Being somewhat underweight, I try to 
Keep a daily calorie count. However, 1 
have sexual intercourse on an average of 
seven times a weck, and I'm concerned 
that these bedroom activities might be 
burning up an enormous number of 


No book T have ever consulted 
ins information on this subject 
you enlighten mez—F. К, Memphis, 
Tennessee. 

In the final analysis, youl have to 
figure it out for yourself, since the 
amount of energy expended during sex- 
ual intercourse varies greatly from per 
son to person. Indirect calorimetry 
(measurement of oxygen consumption) 
shows that light activity, such as card 
playing, burns up two to three calories a 
minute; moderate activity, such as slow 
dancing, uses up five 10 seven calories; 
and heavy activity, such as a hard game 
of squash, expends about twelve calories 
a minute. You'd arrive at the appro: 
mate caloric output of a given sexual 
episode by raling the phases of activity 
as light, moderate or heavy and by tim- 
ing each phase, It is unlikely that your 
average daily coital calorie count would 
take more out of you than an hour a day 
oj brisk walking (250 calories). 

Rx.: Don't worry about it. 


Waa, exacity, is a bowdlerized book? 
. G, Albany, New York. 

Dr. Thomas Bowdler, born near Bath, 
England, was а 19th Gentury practi- 
tioner of literary castration, one oj a 
long line of self-appointed censors. 
Among the masterpieces he mutilated 
were the works of Shakespeare, claiming 
that “those words and expressions are 
omitted which cannot with propriety be 
read aloud in a family.” A bowdlevized 
book, then, is one on which verbal sur- 
gery has been performed. 


IM, fiancée and I were planning a fall 
wedding, but she is now expecting a 
baby, which forces us to advance the 
date. We don't consider it a tragedy, 
but her parents are pretty upset about 
it She has always had her heart set on 
walking down the aisle in а white wed- 
ding dress Now her mother dryly sug- 
gests that a darker garment would be 
more appropriate. This upsets my fian- 
cée very much and she wonders what to 
do.. B., Toledo, Ohio. 

‘As long as your bride-to-be’s slip isn't 
showing, we sce no réason to advertise 
her pregnancy by turning the wedding 
dress into a dressing down. 


Inn soon be in the market for а bride 
and a diamond engagement ring. I 
Know something about the qualities of 
the former but little about those of the 
later. How do I go about m 
intelligent ring selec 
la, New Yor 

Four factors are considered in evalu- 
ating a diamond: weight, cut, clarity 
and color. A perfect large stone is ob- 
viously more valuable than a perfect 
small one. However, cut (or the quality 
of workmanship) is also important, since 


every facet must be placed at a precise 
angle for maximum brilliance. Glarity 
means the absence of flaws, such as 
spots, fissures or bubbles. And, finally. 
the degree of whiteness or bluc-white- 
mess also determines the value. Some 
diamonds have yellow (or other color) 
tinges, which make them less desirable. 
The same money can procure a large 
flawed stone or a small, more perfect 
onc. IVs advisable to invest in the latter. 
No layman can properly judge the qual- 
ity of a diamond, so your best guarantee 
is your jeweler's integrity and reputation. 


Occasionally, 1 read in the paper about 
a bunch of hotair balloonists who com- 
pete in meets somewhere out West. Can 
you tell me where to write for more in- 
formation on the sport?—G. Y., Hanover, 
New Hampshire, 

To learn more about sailing up, up and 
away, contact Mr, Bill Berry, president 
of the Hot Air Ballooning Club of Amen 
са, 3300 Orchard Avenue, Concord, Cali- 
fornia 94520. 


Ё it true that a man condemned to die 
by hanging or the electric chair is given 
a reprieve if the rope breaks or the 
equipment fails—R. M., Laurel, Mary- 
land. 

No. 


ММ... т was 18, 1 met a man who 
helped me lose my virginity with my 
delighted cooperation. A year later we 
became engaged, and a year after that 
he broke the engagement. During the 
past two years, I've dated three men and 
enjoyed sexual relations with each of 
them—but thats all I've enjoyed. None 
of these relationshi t anything 
deep to me; and when each one ended, I 


went on to the next without а backward 
look. I'm wondering if being hurt so 
badly over losing my first lover has made 


me incapable of relationships based on 
more than just sex.—Miss S. B., Studio 
City, Califor 

Since a sexual relationship is consid- 
erably easier to develop than one based 
on love, we'd say that your record— 
three to one—doesn't indicate there's any- 
thing necessarily wrong with you. At your 
age, lime is in your favor; and with a lit- 
dle luck, you should have no trouble 
gelling together with the right guy. 


All reasonable questions—from. fash- 
ion, food and drink, hi-fi and sports cars 
to dating dilemmas, taste and etiquette 
—will be personally answered if the 
writer includes a siam ped, self-addressed 
envelope. Send all letters to The Playboy 
Advisor, Playboy Building, 919 N. Michi- 
gan Ave, Chicago, Illinois 60611. The 
most provocative, pertinent queries will 
be presented on these pages cach month. 


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THE PLAYBOY FORUM 


an interchange of ideas between reader and editor 
on subjects raised by “the playboy philosophy” 


LASCIVIOUS CARRIAGE 

Thank you for explaining what the 
Connecticut “lascivious carriage" law 
means (The Playboy Forum, October). 

A lot of our citizens have been under 
the mistaken impression that a lascivious 
carriage was an MG loaded with Yale 
students headed for a weekend at Vassar 
or Smith. 


Alvin V. Sizer, News Editor 
The New Haven Register 
New Haven, Connecticut 


CRIMES WITHOUT VICTIMS 
In my recent unsuccessful campaign for 
Congress, 1 arrived at and promulgated 
a position on so-called crimes without 
victims in which you may be interested. 
I'm not secking publicity for myself but, 
rather, am trying to encourage public dis- 
cussion of these issues. The crimes I'm 
referring to include abortion, homosex- 
uality, gambling and narcotics. In all four 
cases, law-enforcement agencies are oc- 
сирїс with trying to enforce somcone's 
ostensible idea of morality rather t 
with controlling crimes against persons, 
propcrty and the like. 
1. Abortion: Abortion laws 
lequately enforced and there are an 
estimated 1,000,000 or more illegal abor- 
tions cach year. Virtually all of them 
are middle-class, white pregnancics. Un- 
wanted pregnancies among the poor, 
especially the bl 
sult in illegitimacy. Elem 
requires then tl we enforce abortion 
laws for all persons or that we permit 


are in 


ly impossible, but mainly because 
tion is really a medi 
criminal matter. 

2. Homosex y: I believe in aboli- 
tion of all laws respecting sexual behav- 
r in private by consenting adults. I sce 
utterly no social value in police persecu- 
tion of homosexuals. 

3. Gambling: I would propose le 
ized gambling, having professional gam- 
blers and gambling houses chartered 
and inspected by either the state or the 
Federal Government in the manner of 
banks. In particular, T would legalize 
the numbers game, pokcr and race-horse 
bookmaking—the three types of gam- 
bling that account for most arrests. 

4. Narcotics: Let me deal separately 
with nonaddictive and addictive drugs. 
The evidence is not all in on marijuana 


and LSD, but thus far it appears they 
may do some damage, though at least 
marijuana appears to be far less danger- 
ous than tobacco. This suggests one pos 
sible solution: Sell marijuana legally. 
but require that packages be labeled 
CAUTION; MARIJUANA SMOKING MAY nt 
HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH, 

This suggestion is made only half ir 
jest. Marijuana and LSD are not crimi 
nal problems. Their use is not associated 
with the commission of other crime; 
morcover, there is no evidence that their 
use leads to use of heroin. Laws prohib- 
iting their usc should be repealed. 

Heroin and other “hard stuff” are а 
horse of another color. These drugs are 
dangerous and those who scll them try 
to get people hooked; consequently, the 
pushers are dangerous, too. 

Nonetheless, I would not make use of 
heroin a crime. 1 think selling of heroin 
should continue to be a criminal offense 
users should not be arrested but, rather, 
should be provided with free drugs and 
with whatever medical attention they 
need and desire. That is, we should fol. 
low the British plan that. treats addiction 
as a medical problem rather than as а 
crime. 

I have amivel at this position for 
the principle purpose of reducing crime 
while assuring justice for everyone in 
America. To many Americans, these 
proposals will seem like extreme meas 
ures; but cach of them is in effect in sev 
eral countries in western Europe—in 
countries that have les crime, less po 
lice corruption and less drug addiction 
than our own. 


Aubrey Dale Tussing 
Syracuse, New York 


REPEALING ABORTION LAWS 

Dr. H, B. Munson's appeal in the 
October Playboy Forum for repeal of all 
laws prohibiting abortion is one that 
should be supported, since it is quite 
clear that liberalization is only a very 
feeble step in coping with the problem 
of. perhaps, 1.250.000 illegal abortions a 
year. However, I believe the good doctor 
оез way overboard in predicting an 
alculable" rise in general happiness 
throughout our society as a result of 
this step. The experience of Japan and 
the Sovict Union, where abortions can 
be had for the asking, indicates that the 
utopian state of affairs that Dr. Munson 
predicts has not been achieved by the 


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olition of abortion laws. The case for 


abortion repeal rests on wery strong 
grounds and I would hate to see over- 
statements weaken the position and also 
create a basis for future disillusionment. 

One final point: The repeal of a law 
of this kind would not eliminate the 


sense of soc 
attached to 
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1 disgrace that has become 
bortion. To do so will take 
It is to the great credit of 
at it provides a genuine lo 
m to help remove the atmosphere of 


ing to 
stimulate i 
approach to sexual problems. 

Isadore Rubin, Ph.D. 
Editor. Sexology Magazine 
New York, New York 


ABORTION IN MEXICO 

The Ciudad Juárez, Mexico, newspa 
per El Fronterizo recently described 
with horror the proliferation ol abortion 
specialists in that city. The paper im- 
plied that an "abortion mafia” was to 
blame for the si Actually, two 


other groups of people are equally im- 


the 


ez 


portant sources of 
abortion traffic. 
The first is the U.S 
sion. American doctors can, and do, 
utilize the Mexican underground regu- 
larly to get abortion-seeking women off 
their hands. A complementary factor 
that has made Juárez a so-called abor 
n mill is the vast number of. Ameri- 
can women themselves who can't get 
abortions in their own country. In the 
past six months, more than 2000 women 
have availed themselves of the free ser 
ices of the Association to Repeal Abor 
Laws and most of them have been 


heavy Jus 


medical profes- 


cared for by Mexican specialists 

‘The vast extent of Mexican abortion 
services available to U.S. citizens bas 
grown in response to a need created by 


our own country's lack of social respou- 
sibility. Until we repeal our own inhu- 
mane abortion laws, American doctors 
and American women with no other 
alternative will continue to patro 
the portion mafia.” 

T. Maginnis 
Bick 
ion to Repeal Abortion Laws 
neisco, California 


COMPASSION FOR UNWED MOTHERS 

1 am a doctor who has delivered ba 
bies for unwed mothers and 1 have 
nothing but the greatest admiration for 


the girl who has decided to bear her 
child out of wedlock. However, I've 
never tried to persuade a woman to go 


through with a pregnancy she doesn't 
want, because 1 know how difficult lile 
can be for the mother and the child who. 
carry the stigma of illegitimacy. There- 
fore. | have performed abortions when 
requested 

I'm now paying the penalty demanded. 


FORUM NEWSFRONT 


a survey of events related to issues raised by “the playboy philosoph 


BILL 

A bill that would legal- 
ie marriage of brothers and sisters, 
homosexuals and groups of people and 
that would legitimate marriages between 
persons who had been living together 
continuously for three years has been 
introduced in the Danish Parliament, 
The bill, proposed by Paul Dam of the 
People's Socialist Party, has been en- 
dorsed by the independent newspaper 
Information, which stated that “there 
may be details to which we may later 
have objections . . . but in the main. the 
proposal is well considered and 
biased. . . - 


un- 


KEYSTONECOP COURT 
ATLANTAAÁ woman who claimed benc- 
fits under the Workmen's Compensa 
tion Act was denied them by the Georgia 
State Court of Appeals because she 
was “knowingly living in adultery” 
When the man with whom she was 
living was killed in an industrial arci- 
dent, his legal widow did not apply for 
benefits, bul the “other woman" did, as 
a secondary beneficiary. Instead of con- 
sidering whether Ши: woman was actually 
а dependent. the court rejected her claim 
on the grounds that the Act should not 
“provide a statutory reward jor immoral 
conduct.” One dissenting judge declared 
that the decision amounted to a “puri 
tanical witch hunt” that “casts this court 
into the role of the Keystone Cops.” 


ADULTERY AND NEUROSIS 
vinrADELPHIA—A psychiatrist has stat- 
ed that extramarital affairs are necessary 
and desirable for some men and women. 
According lo Dr. O. Spurgeon English, 
“There are certain people, of either sex, 
who for their mental and emotional 
welfare have a very significant need to 
seck a certain type of person with whom 
they can give sexual relations more sig- 
nificance than they can. possibly obtain 
in marriage.” Rather than being nei. 
ic, he said, indulging in an affair may be 
the only way these people can move 
toward more maturity. But the ó6-ycar 
old psychiatrist. interviewed by the С 
cago Daily News, disagreed with tho: 
who believe such affairs should be carried 
on by open agreement with one's spous 
he said this behavior should be kept secre 
from the marital partner and others “who 
could be hurt by knowledge of it.” 

Dr. English was chairman of the psy 
chiatry department at Temple Universi- 
ty Medical School for 26 years and still 
continues as а professor of psychiatry. 


SEX AND POLITICS 
Two political scientists suggest that 
there is a relation between childhood 


sexual conflicts and extreme political 
behavior. The left-wing extremist, ac- 
cording to Arnold Rogow of the Cily 
University of New York and Harold 
Lasswell of the Yale Law School. has 
reacted unconsciously against restraints 
on his sexual behavior and this has led 
to his revolt against the st 
general. On the other hand, 
extremists identify with the 
nots” of their parents and, in later life, 
with agents of the status quo. This 
makes them resistant to any social 
change. Right wingers are more numer- 
ous because of the historical dominance 
Of puritanism in America. 


SODOMY FACTORIES 

t1 ADELPHIA—Charges made in “The 
Playboy Forum” that sexually segregated 
prisons have become hotbeds of homo- 
sexuality were dramatically confirmed by 
istant district attorney Alan J. Davis, 
who concluded, after an extended inves- 
tigation, that homosexual rapes “are epi- 
demic” in the Philadelphia jail system. 
“Taking into consideration the relatively 
small sample and the extreme velue 
tance of inmates to disclose. sexual as- 
saults,” said Davis in a 103-page report, 
“it is conservatively estimated. that dur- 
ing the 26-month period investigated. 
there were approximately 2000 sexual 
assaults involving approximately 1500 
individual victims and 3500 individual 
aggressors.” One particularly shocking 
case; A small, thin, 20-year-old, accused. 
oj ашо theft, was placed in prison. By 
the time Davis discovered him, the boy 
had been vaped nine times; thoughtlessly 
placed in another cell with a pair of al 
leged sex oflenders, he was immediately 
тарса for the tenth time. 

As a result of Davis’ disclosures, seven 
prison guards were suspended for dere 
liction of duty and the сиу announced 
it would spend $I 000,000 to hire 134 
new guards and various supervisors, vee 
realion leaders and social шо . The 
prisoners will still not be allowed to 
have conjugal visits from wives or girl- 
friends. 


as: 


ATTERNS OF VIOLENCE 
Recent facts and opinions about man 
hind’s strange propensity for making war 
upon itself include: 

= You me safer in a vast and shadowy 
public park at four am. than you are al 
home in your own bed, and safer alone 
with a stranger than with a group of 
your friends and relatives, according to 
statistics presented lo the President's 
Commission on National Violence, The 
same slalistics reveal thal 66 percent of 
all rape and murder victims nationwide 


are friends or former friends of their 
assailants, 

= The majority of victims of murder, 
rape and burglary are the slum-dwelling 
poor, bul the greatest fears about the 
rising crime vale are among the suburban 
middle class—whose "anxiety has prob- 
ably gone up faster than the crime rate,” 
says former АШотеу General Katzen- 
bach. 

* Professor Geoffrey Gover, British a 
thropologist, argued that there are soci 
ties—such as the Arapesh of New Guinea 
where violence is virtually unknown, 
and that there is no scientific reason why 
our society could not also become non- 
violent. Defending the flower children 
and the hipoies, Professor Gorer added: 
"If the members э] the youth internation- 
al... maintain the same scale of values 
and the same sex ideals 20 years hence, 
when they themselves are middle-aged 
and parents . . . [they will turn] the joy 
of killing into an unhappy episode of 
man’s historic past.” 


N TAX 

SAN FRANGISCO— These days prostitutes 
have lo worry not only about their form 
and figure but also what figure to put on 
their income-tax form. In San Francisco, 
Internal Revenue Service intelligence- 
division agents are cracking down on 
hetaerae who have neglected to file tax 
returns. If a girl has a string of convic- 
tions for prostitution, she ts grilled about 
her income. Direct ordinary and necessary 
business expenses are of course deduct- 
ible. “We're not out to control vice— 
that's a police problem,” declared. an 
IRS spokesman, “we just want them to 
file their returns and pay their taxes like 
good citizens do.” 


THE OLD PRO 

NEW YorkK—Contrary fo expectations, 
the booming popularity of the pill has 
not reduced condom sales but has ac 
tually boosted them, according to Amer 
can Druggist. Explanation: The pill has 
made the whole subject of contraception 
"respectable" and those who prefer con- 
doms now buy them with aplomb, buy 
by brand and buy in larger quantities. 
Due to this change in public altitudes, 
some pharmacists now display condoms 
openly. In fact, sales have reached an 
all-time high and the public now spends 
$150,000,900 per year on the old pro. 


WHAT TREES DO THEY PLANT? 

A marijuana planter known only as 
Johnny Pot—a latter-day Johnny Apple- 
seed—is being sought by agents of the 
Federal Burcau of Drug Abuse Gontrol, 
according to The New York Times. 
Agents say the mysterious felon scatters 
marijuana seeds in little-uscd pastures 
and abandoned farms, then sends maps of 
his plantings to friends, His crimes origi- 
nally started in Washington and Oregon, 


but he later moved on to Kansas and 
Idaho and recently has been active in 
Ohio. 

In another story, the Times reports 
that two brothers, identified only as 
“Bill” and “Frank? have carried Johnny 
Pot's Cannabis crusade to suburban West- 
chester County and to the center strip on 
Park Avenue. The brothers, both family 
men who hold “creative jobs? in Man- 
hattan, began by planting pot in their 
window box, then progressively seeded 
the flower bed of their local police sta- 
tion, the gardens of a Roman Catholic 
church, the country club and the Ameri- 
can Legion headquarters. Bill and Frank 
refused to say where they would. strike 
next but pointedly commented that 
both St, Patrick's. Cathedral and the 
United Nations headquarters have gar- 
dens. “We're only interested in decorat- 
ing the symbols of hypocrisy,” Bill told 
the Times. “We'd never do it to a high 
school or library.” 


LAW AND DISORDER 

PATERSON, NEW JERSEY citizens’ re- 
port on the July Paterson riot has 
placed the blame entirely on the police. 
The report, based on sworn. testimony, 
states that the trouble began with a 
nonviolent protest of the police beating 
of a Spanish youth. The police, ap- 
parently in retaliation, smashed the 
windows of stores owned by blacks and 
teargassed the office of the Southern 
Christian Leadership Conference and 
the apariments of Puerto Rican fami- 
lies; they ambushed citizens late at night, 
beating them and leaving them lying in 
the streets. Violence against the Spanish- 
Speaking community was so intense that 
some victims telephoned the governor 
of Puerto Rico for rescue, the report says, 
adding that there is no cvidence of а 
“citizen riot” to justify this "police riot.” 
Even resistance was minimal: Of the 106 
arrests, only 12 were for indictable of- 
fenses, According to the report, the police 
“stand guilty of being the city’s major 
threat to law and order. 

Meanwhile, the Roger Baldwin Foun- 
dation has asked a Federal court to 
enjoin prosecution. of 60 persons arrest- 
ed during a Ghicago peace demonstra- 
tion last April—four months before the 
more widely publicized Chicago Conven- 
tion disorders. The Foundation charged 
that high city officials encouraged indis- 
criminale arrests and police brutality. 
Simultaneously, a blue-ribbon commis- 
sion, headed by the president emeritus of 
Roosevelt University, stated that “the 
police were doing what the mayor and 
superintendent had clearly indicated was 
expecled of them. . The commission 
said it had at first been “skeptical of the 
validity of police-brutality charges,” but 
eyewilness accounts and photographs cor- 
roborated cach other, and the fact of un- 
provoked brutality became “inescapable.” 


by society for my compassion; I was 
deprived of my right to practice for 
five years. I'm glad the topic of abortion 
reform is now being discussed so vocil- 
crously, and I hope the abortion laws 
will eventually be repealed so that in 
the future, doctors like myself will not be 
punished for their desire to help an un- 
happy pregnant girl. 

(Name withheld by request) 
San Francisco, California 


CONTRACEPTION AND FREEDOM 

In the unending struggle to protect 
1 preserve our civil liberties, too little 

been said about one of the most 
basic—the liberty to decide whether and 
when to bring a new life into the world. 
‘To preserve and protect this fundamen- 
tal liberty, all have a responsibility to 
help make freedom of choice possible. 
This means, first and foremost. making 
contraceptives available to everyone. 
not just to middlcincome and wealthy 
people, who are, of course, always able 
to get them. It also means recognition of 
the right of all to voluntary sterilizati 
And, where contraception has failed, it 
means the right to an abortion, 

Because of the pressures of expanding 
population, we are starting to hear—si- 
multaneously with such edicts as the 
Pope's “Thou shalt not practice birth 
control" voices insisting, “Thou must 
practice birth control.” As the Honor- 
able Arthur Goldberg said in the U.S. 
Supreme Court decision striking down 
Connecticut's anti-birth-control law, both 
stands are totalitarian and unconstitu- 
tional. It is out of place to call for 
compulsory birth control when we are 
just beginning to get the Government 
stance and financial support. needed. 
10 make voluntary birth control possible 
for millions of people. It is equally out 
of place to suggest, as the Pope's encycli 
cal docs, that "public authorities" insti- 
tute prohibitions against birth control. 
As Cardinal Cushing once said, “Catho- 
lics do not need the support of civil law 
10 be faithful to their own religious 
convictions and they do not seek to 
impose by law their moral views on 
other members of society." Whether the 
freedom to control our reproductive 
lives is seen as a special civil liberty or 
as part of the right of privacy. it is a 
necessary and fundamental freedom in a 
democratic society. 

The Playboy Forum is to be com- 
mended for its significant role in re- 
porting developments and opinions in 
science, law, morality and sociology as 
they relate to sex, reproduction, civil 
liberties and human rights. 

Harriet F. Pilpel 
Attorney at Law 
New York, New York 

We appreciate the praise from Mrs. 
Pilpel, who is one of our country's fore- 
most attorneys in many of the areas 
mentioned in her letter. Mrs. Pilpel is a 


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contributing editor to Publishers Weel 
ly. for which she writes a monthly col- 
umm dealing with publishing law; and 
she is a member of the national board 
of directors of both Planned Parent- 
hood-World Population and the Ameri- 
can Civil Liberties Union. Her books 
include “Rights and Writers” and “Your 
Marriage and the Law. 


AMPLEXUS RESERVATUS 

In reading about the Pope's encyclical 
banning most forms of birth control, I 
found an intriguing statement in the 
minority report of the Vatican commis- 
sion on birth control that had been sce 
up by Pope John and delivered its final 
report in April 1967 to Pope Paul. The 
minority report took the conservative 
position that all mechanical and chemical 
contraception is morally wrong, : 
is the point of view the Pope ultimately 
expressed. Listing the possible methods 
of birth control. the minority report be 
gan with continence and followed this 
with “an imperfect or incomplete act, in- 
cluding am plexus reservatus,” Later in its 
statement, the minority report says, "Un- 
til now the Church has condemned hu- 
man intervention in genital activity (from 
the third practice on). . . . Since am- 
plexus veservatns is the second practice 
listed, this apparently means that what- 
ever it is, it is not condemned, Can you 
tell me what it is? Is it, in fact, not con- 
demned by the Catholic Church? Would 
it be any good as a form of birth control 
for Catholics who want to have their cake 
here on earth and their pie in the sky 
later on? 


Walter Fidman 
Wilmington, Delaware 

The entire question. including your 
efforts to extract a scrap of comfort for 
Catholics by drawing deductions from 
the papal birth-control commission’s mi- 
nority report, is a tedious example of Old 
Morality hairsplilting. Amplexus rese 
уаш» (literally, "withheld embrace") is 
another Latin name for coitus reservatus 
(‘withheld intercourse”) and involves 
restraint of movement during sexual 
penetration, eventually followed by with- 
drawal without mole orgasm. ( This differs 
from coitus interruptus—the sin of Onan 
—in that after withdrawal with the latter 
technique, the man ejaculates outside the 
vagina.) Coitus reservatus is apparently 
acceptable to some Catholic theologians 
because no seminal fluid is wasted. 
Whether an orgasm by the female par 
ner during coitus reservatus would affect 
the morality of the practice is not made 
clear by the sources we've consulted. 

As for Catholics having "their cake 
here on earth" by virtue of coitus reser- 
ац», we would suggest thal it more 
closely resembles taking a bite of cake 
and then trying to remove it from the 
mouth without having chewed or swal- 
lowed any of il. Morcover, as a birth- 


control technique. it is far from reliable. 
There is the danger that spermatozoa 
may be present in the pre-ejaculatory 
fluid produced by Cowper's glands and 
that some leakage of semen may occur. 
Coitus reservatus is recommended by 
writers on Oriental sex technique, such 
as Alan Watts in “Nature, Man and 
Woman.” But Watts makes it quite clear 
that the male orgasm in the method he 
proposes is optional rather than prohib- 
Hed and that the issue of whether or not 
the man ejaculates is without moral con- 
notations. Practiced with the attitude 
that ejaculation must be prevented at all 
costs, coitus rescrvatus would seem like- 
ly to be productive of anguish rather 
than pleasure. As Dr. Norman E. Himes 
writes in the “Medical History of Con- 
traceplion”: “Writers on contraceptive. 
technique and its history generally con- 
demn coitus reservatus. Some of these 
writers may go too far in mentioning 
nervous disease as a possible result; but 
one might theoretically expect it to 
predispose to nervous tension at least.” 


MENTAL HEALTH AND ABORTION 

In the July Playboy Forum, Robert С. 
Powell calls attention to the fact that 
the North Caroli bortion law has no 
provision for ng pregnancy due 
to a statutory rape not reported within 
seven days. He goes on to describe his 
attempt (o get an abortion for a 12-year- 
old girl (wo months’ pregnant before 
her condition was discovered) on the 
grounds that her m 1 health was 
danger, and he expreses incredulity 
that the psychiatrists who examined her 
refused to support this appeal. Granted. 
it is tragic that a 12-year-old girl must 
bear a child, but it does not mean she 
will become mentally ill. Mr. Powell 
should aim his criticism, not at the psy- 
chiatrists who refused to certify her in 
danger of mental illness, but at the legal, 
social and moral agencies of our society 
that impose such tragedies on individuals. 

‘This is just one example of the dan- 
gerous trend occurring in many areas: 
the tendency to ask the psych 
circumvent legal processes in the 
illness.” Persons labeled 
y be deprived of their 
legal rights and freedoms through com- 
mitment to tutions without due 
process of law. Military commanders 
sometimes use undesirable discharges on 
grounds of mental illness to rid them- 
selves of unwanted subordinates without 
having to go through legal disciplinary 
channels. 

The concept of mental illness must 
not be oversold as a catchall solution to 
legal and social problem 

Capt. Peter T. Koch Weser, M.D. 
APO New York, New York 


PSYCHIATRIC INJUSTICE 
There is one kind of injus in our 
received very little aen- 


tion from civil libertarians—the dreadful 
case with which citizens can be incarcer- 
cd in “mental” institutions, perhaps 


tely, with all sorts of indignities 
abuses heaped upon them and with 
a ruined life awaiting those fortunate 


enough to regain their libertics. 
I know whereof I speak, for several 
years ago I was railroaded into one of 
those institutions by a malicious ncigh- 
bor and a psychiatrist. The hearing was 
а joke: I had no le istance to pre 
pare my case. 1. was not given 
chance to argue the facts at all. The 
psychiat imony all that was 
required, and into the cage I went. My 
family rescued me a few weeks later, bur 
my having been a “patient in a mental 
hospital” continues to blacken my name 
and to raise problems for me. 
Ralph D. Brown 
Washington, D.C. 


MENTAL PRISONS 

1 hope that the film Titicut Follies, 
which has been discussed frequently in 
The Playboy Forum, eventually. reaches 
the general viewing public, The people 
have a right ta know what most state 
mental hospitals are really like. 

J spent a total of 62 months between 
the ages of II and 19 in one state me 
tal hospital. I was beaten and tortured 
many times and I witnessed countless 
atrocities being perpetrated on other pa 
tients. Mental hospitals are supposed to 
cure the mentally ill, but 1 have yet to 
be cured of what that place did to me. 1 
ill filled with feelings of shame and 
inferiority: I remain quiet, shy and with- 
drawn, afraid and uncomfortable with 
people. Although I am intelligent, I am 
afraid to try to get the education that 1 
sed in my teens. I am virtually pen. 
niless, most of the time jobless, some of 
the time homeless, 1 am desperately 
lonely. At 99, I am an old man living 
the life of à hermit in one of the largest 
cities in the world. 

Actually, my life i 
with the lives of others who we 
hospital. 


а lark compared 
n that 


Charles J. Thomas 
New York, New York 


THE CORPORATION SHRINK 

I would like to comment on the July 
Playboy Forum letter titled “Psychiatric 
which revealed the shameless 
y many college psychiatrists bet 
their patients’ confidence at the behest 
of school authoritics. Considering the 
trend toward conformity in America, the 
next step will be the corporation psychi- 
atrist, who dispenses therapy to troubled 
employees—and behind the scenes, acts 
as a company spy. Does anybody out 
there think this is impossible? I suspect 
it will be a reality in a few more years, 
if society keeps moving in the present 
direction, 


H. Roman Lockwood 
Buffalo, New York 


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realizes that it has a share in this entire 
matter. Our prisons are manufacturing 
criminals in the same manner in which 
G Motors is manufacturing cars, 
and one of the primary causes is the 
courses in “criminology” being taught by 
the old cons to the young cons in our 
penal institutions. We deny men sexual- 
ly, we make them units and numbers 
rather t humans, we remove all form 
of huma and sell-respeet—and the 
think that a token program of rcha- 
bilitation, which might include job train- 
g and а gym, should be sufficient to 
reform them. 

The Fortune Society—started and run 
by excons—is trying to alter these 
conditions by alerting the public to 
these facts. One man, out of prison for 
ht yeas, has been denied a d 


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license by the state of New York, which. 
prevents him from holding the job of his 


rifle without much dificulty. Examine 
that logic the next time you wonder 
abou 

David Rot Executive Secretary 

The Fortune Society 

New York, New York 


SEX AND CRIME 

As a regular reader of The Playboy 
Forum, I applaud your exposure of the 
homosexuality problem in our prisons. I 
would like to call your attention to what 
Dr. Ralph S. Banay жишеп in 
“Utah Adult Corrections” (a newsletter 
by and for the staff of Utah State Pris 
on). Dr. Banay points out that sexual 
segregation is even worse for criminals 
than for most men: 


The pervasiveness of specific and 
implied sexuality in the prison, and 
its obtrusiveness in almost 
lem or situation there, 
prising in view of the presence of 
miscellaneous and protean sexual 
elements in nearly all crime. There 
is a type of burglar who cjaculates 
when he crosses the threshold of 
invaded premises. Compulsive thiey- 
is clinically associated with feu 
ism. Fire setting is classically marked 
by sexual excitement, Gambling can 
often be regarded as a displaced 
expression of unresolved conflicts 
around infantile sexuality. The dual- 
ity of murder and suicide, with an 
obvious symbolism residing in the ag- 
gressive weapon, reveals a variable 
complexity of sadism and masod 
The rapist, as attested in classical 
literature, is impelled by a congress 
of tangled disorders far excceding 
the mere fact of his act. And so on 
down the glossary of transgression. 
The effects and repercussions of 
the prisoner's sequestration there- 
fore may be more profound and 
damaging than the enforced chastity 


of someone living an otherwise free 


As for the prison. the rigidity of 
society's preconceptions in the phi- 
losophy of the penal system (“Pris- 
on is too good for them") is not 
only umwise but self-defeating. When 
the penalized man is eventually re- 
leased, the biterness of his long- 
smoldering reaction is almost certain 
to manifest itself in itude to- 
ward the society he is permitted to 
rejoin. 

From a therapeutic standp 
10 speak of a “good” prison is a 
contradiction in terns; some insti- 
tutions merely happen to be les 
deleterious than others. . . . 


Dave Proctor 
University of Utah 
Salt Lake City, Utah 


SODOMY FACTORIES 
1 am a correctional officer in a pi 
and I wish to support the convicts and 
ex-convicts who have writen to The 
Playboy Forum about homosexuality in 
such institutions. There is no way to 
solve this problem as long as prisoners 
are denied female companionship; or, to 
be cynical about it, the only way to stop 
homosexuality in such institutions is to 
have a full-time guard in every cell—and 
no state legislature would ever appropri 
ate a budget large enough to pay for 
that. In fact. most prisons are under- 
staffed, precisely because of the 
tional parsimony of legislators. 
Conjugal visits, by wives or gir 
friends, is the only answer. The Augu 
Playboy Forum was correct in answering 
Eleanor Roth (who pointed out certai 
problems that might arisc undcr such a 
System) that no difficulty connected with 
conjugal visits would possibly be as bad 
as the difficulties connected with the pres- 
ent system of enforced abstinence. I have 
never known any prison officer who 
would be degenerate enough to drill a 
hole in a roof, as Mrs. Roth suggests 
could happen, and then spy on an in- 
mate while he is alone with his wife. 
Such a charge is an insult to every prison 
official in the country. 
(Name withheld by request) 
Alexandria, Virgini: 


"The traditionalist majority could nev- 
er accede 10 conjugal visits on humani 
nds prison is "meant to’ 
h, and what better way to torment 
ready tormented man than by 
denying him sexual release for 5 or 25 
years? 
But I thi 


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h л powerful 


argument: the fact that prisons produce 
environmental homosexuals by the thou- 
sands. Traditionalists will find it agoni 
ng to have to sanction conjugal visits, 
but they will find it utterly unthinkable 
to insist upon a system that produces 
homosexuals. 
Advise the cons and excons to keep 
writing, telling it like it is. 
Dhan R. Leach 
Longview, Washington 


LOVE AGAINST DEATH 

Lam writing in reply to the benighted 
and disgusting letter from Anita K. Ad- 
kisson, who urged that homosexuals be 
put to death (The Playboy Forum, 


June). 
As a perfectly normal heterosexual girl 
of 20, I am in love with a man who is 


bisexual. I love him no less because of 
this facet of his personality. In fact, 
some of the psychological drives that 
make him bisexual are probably some of 
e me love him. I have 
lso known many other homosexuals 
who were fine, warm, honest people, 
entirely free of the kind of blind hatred 
exhibited in Miss Adkisson's homicidally 
“moralistic” letter. 

If you print this, you may use my 
name. I'm not ashamed of myself or 
afraid of the Adkissons of this society. 

Jeri Keenan 
Fort Lauderdale, Florida 


LIFE AGAINST DEAIH 

Let me comment on Anita К. Adkis- 
son's letter urging death for homosexu 
als. 1 am a man who can easily pass for 
heterosexual, since 1 have none of the 
effeminate mannerisms most people still 
mistakenly believe are characteristic of 
all homosexuals. Nevertheless, in my mid- 
20s, 1 became disgusted with acting a 
masquerade and decided to live my life 
honestly, whatever the cost. The first area 
ich I made adjustments was in my 
reactions when the subject came up in 
conversation. Hitherto, I had aped the 
me sneering, flippant tone of my 
friends and associates toward homosexu 
ality; now, 1 make it quite clear that I 
share the sexual orientation they arc 
mocking. In the beginning, I was mct 
with disbelief and expressions of shock; 
but gradually, the matter came to be 
accepted and ceased to be an issue. 

The second alteration in my life was 
in my attitude toward religion. Where 
belore I tended to reject Christianity 
because I thought Christianity rejected 
me, now I went back and studied the 
Bible more carefully. If one takes the 
time to read the four Gospels, he will 
be amazed to find, as 1 did, a total ab- 
sence of bigotry, hatred and fear; it is a 
love story from beginning to end. The 
God of Hate who runs through the Old 
Testament and reappears again in the 
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all that appears is the God of infinite 
Love, incarnate in the man, Jesus. U: 
derstanding this, and living without a 
mask of hypocrisy, has brought me peace 
of mind. While Anita Adkisson wishes 
death for me, I can say, quite honestly, 
that I refuse to harbor s ar hatred for 
her. Miss Adkisson. may you have a 
long life and may it be a happy one. 
Robert Paul Thwaites 
Baltimore, Maryland 


GOD AND PEANUT BUTTER 
Anita K. Adkisson says that God has 
decreed death for homosexuals. Jeltrey 
Arvin Nissen in the September Playboy 
Forum says God instituted marriage and 
frowns on premarital intercourse. Now 
hear this: I say that God invented peanut 
butter, that He commands all of us to 
cat peanut butter for breakfast on 
Wednesdays and that He considers mix 
ing peanut butter with jelly a. perver- 
sion. I have as much right to make these 
assertions about God as Mr. Nisen and 
Miss Adkisson have to make their assa 
tions—none. No doubt, these two indi 
viduals would reply that their knowledge. 
of God is based on what divinely in 
spired men have written in the Scrip- 
tures. But I can claim, with as much 
evidence to back me up—none—that 
God inspired me to write this letter and 
1 the world His desires con- 
cerning peanut butter. Anybody who 
claims that he has a hot line to God is 
spouting unprovable nonsense: the only 
difference hetween my brand of nonsense 
nd that of Miss Adkisson and Mr. Nis- 
sen is that mine is more original. 
Lee Rubini 
New York. New York 


SEX AS COMMUNICATION 

I suppose that by the standards of the 
Methodist minister who sees no reason 
why sex in "premarii 
forms should be disapproved 
Playboy Forum, October), Im a 
corny, conventional person. 1 have a 
wonderful relationship with only one 
man—my husband. He is loving, faith- 
[ul and considerate. I can't imagine my- 


sell even wanting to share my body 
with anyone else; but even if I did, I 
wouldn't because I know, the pastor’s 


assertions to the contrary notwithst 
ing, that it would destroy my mar 

The arguments that "it is wrong to 
think that going to bed with somcone 
other than one's spouse in any way 
damages the marital relationship" and 
that promiscuity actually enriches life 
nd enha o strike me as the 
distorted rationalizations of a very un- 
fulfilled person, Such a sexual ethic 
promotes selfishness and dishonesty at 
the expense of the strength and commit 
ment it takes to m ge work. 
Anvone can go from bed to bed sceking 
al thrills; but it takes talent, love, 


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с a marri 


thoughtfulness and а great deal of self- 
sacrifice to please опе man or опе 
woman. 

B. Kiner 

Los Angeles, California 

You are, of course, the best authority 

on your own marriage and what would 
be harmful lo it. Bul your implication 
that the minister is encouraging happily 
married persons to seek “sexual thrills” 
elsewhere and your assumption thal non- 
marital зех is necessarily promiscuous 
indicate a misunderstanding of the min- 
ister's argument. Sec his second letter, 
which follows, for clarification. 


I would like to add a footnote to my 
thoughts on “Sex as Communication” 
that you published in the October 
Playboy Forum. What a communicative 
view of se ns is that the important 
ethical questions are not who has sex and 
when, but why is it engaged in and what 


wing the worth of another 
person. To try to mike it more than this 
to exalt it as the act that legiti- 
mates marriage) is ironically to make it 
much Jess than it really is. Our unfor- 
"mare preoccupation with the question 
of who should have sex and when it 
should be had ultimately relegates it to 
ty and authorizes a great 
deal of marital sex that doesn’t even 
pretend to communicate worth, sensitivi- 
ty, affection, approval and love. This 
ethically unjustifiable 
(Name withheld by request) 
Syracuse, New York 


CALIFORNIA GOES UPWARD 
California Attorney General Thomas 
С. Lynch reports that the juvenile drug, 
arrests in the state during 1967 were 
176 percent higher than in 1966 and an 
astonishing 800 percent higher than in 
1960. The bulk of the arrests were for 
what hippies call “upward” (marijua- 
na), which made up 10,967 busts out 
оГ a total cf 14,760. "Forward" (am- 
phetamines or pep pills, "backward 
(barbiturates or goof balls) 
ward" (LSD-type drugs) togeth 
only 2809 arrests, while "downward" 
(hard narcotics such as heroin and mor- 
phine) accounted for 134. (There were 
also 830 arrests for “miscellaneous drug 
offense: Meanwhile, adults 
showed a puny 66-percent drugarrest in- 
crease over 1966, perhaps because most 
of them prefer "nowhere" (alcohol and 
quilizers), which is legal in California, 
To avoid misunderstandings, ler me add. 
rd any of this as a matter 
all the good cats 
being thrown in jail. All it proves, to me, 
is the truth of the sage Lao-tse, who said 
2500 ye “The more laws you pass, 
the more criminals you manufacture.” 
Robert Wicker 
Los Angeles, 


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Richard Dorsey, 58, a shoeshine- 


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was sentenced to 50 ycars in prison 
this week for selling marijuana to 


R. G. Smith of Corpus 
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Dallas Police Department, when 
Dorsey and another man sold him 
matchbox full of marijuana for 
five dollars December 5. 


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Memphis, Tennessee 
The Texas prison sentence for selling 
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or second-degree murder, but it's not ter- 


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When Lee Marvin loped to the stage 
of the Santa Monica Civic Auditorium 
in April 1966 to accept an Oscar for his 
tour-de-force performance in “Cat Bal 
lou,” his granitic features creased into a 
тате smile. After 19 years and 40 memo- 
rable voles in forgettable films as a bel- 
ligerent bully—the screen's definitive 
villain—he had finally proved himself as 
an actor and made the big time as a 
good guy. The vehicle for his transfor 
mation was a low-budget lampoon of the 
Hollywood horse opera in which h 
acted the roles of two brother 
sinister, black-garbed professional killer 
Tim Strawn, who replaced with a silver 
proboscis a nose bitten off in a street 
fight, and the drunken gun fighter Kid 
Shelleen, whose unrequited letch for the 
lissome young leader of an outlaw band, 
Cat Ballou (Jane Fonda). overcomes his 
affair with the bottle long enough for а 
showdown shootout with his bad half. 

In the wake of his critical and com- 
mercial triumph in “Cat Ballou,” for 
which he was paid a fee of $87,000— 
minuscule by movie standards—Marvin’s 
asking price escalated to more than 
$1.000.000 a film and Motion Picture 
Herald, an influential trade journal, 
named him the screen's sccond-ranking 
box-office attraction, just behind Julie 
Andrews, The publics overwhelming 
response to the nasty characters Marvin 
subsequently portrayed in “The Dirty 
Doen,” "The Professionals” and “Point 
Blank” has dramatically underscored the 
renaissance of the Bogart-type antihero 
as a viable movie commodity and the 


“The current cycle of crime films is a 
vicarious way to participate in the crime 
wave without committing a crime. That 
feeling is latent within each of us. Every 
body wants to get even with somebody.” 


replacement of Hollywood's pretty 
matinee idols with such homely-handsome 
sex stars as Steve McQueen, James Co- 
burn and George C. Scoll, a maverick 
breed of which Marvin is indisputably 
the best of show. 

Born in New York City о] Brahmin 
bloodlines dating back to pre-Revolu 
tionary Colonists, Marvin was a preco- 
cious rebel. He ran away from home at 
the тіре age of four and relurned only 
to be sent away—this time to a succession 
of exclusive Eastern boarding schools, 
from many of which he was expelled for 
such infractions as throwmg a roommate 
from a second-floor window and illicit 
cigarette smoking with three female class- 
mates al a progressive coed school. This 
checkered educational career came to an 
abrupt—if predictable—end when he 
dropped out of high school in Florida 
and joined ihe Marines in 1942. After 
spending an inordinate amount of time 
in the stockade, he finally saw the action 
he craved—more than he bargained for, 
in fact. Storming ashore on 21 beach- 
heads from Kwajalein to Saipan, he 
carned a Purple Heart and a 100-percent- 
disability pension for a Japanese bullet 
that severed his sciatic nerve and hospital: 
ized him for 13 months. 

Marvin, discharged in 1946 at the age 
of 22, drifted aimlessly through a score 
of civilian jobs, until his work as a 
plumbers — apprentice—digging septic 
tanks near the family home in Wood- 
stock, New York—took him to the prem- 
ises of a local summer-stock playhouse. As 
a lark, he asked for and won an acting 


“I'm looking [or total mesmerization in 
a romantic velationship—but not to the 
point of candlelight and wine. Wine'll 
turn anybody on. Get juiced enough 
and you'd roll around with a buffalo." 


job, and forthwith abandoned sewage for 
the stage. After scuffling from one show 
to another in small roles, he finally de- 
buted on Broadway in “Billy Budd." 
Next came a marathon procession of 
promising featured roles in more than 
200 television dramas; they led, finally, 
lo a movie bit part that prompted him 
to pull up stakes and move to the West 
Coast. Soon he played the widely ac- 
claimed part of a psychopathic multiple 
murderer in an early episode of “Drag 
net" —a harbinger of roles to come. With 
in a few years, Marvin was a veritable 
merchant of menace—terrorizing old 
ladies, euffing blind kids, tormenting 
cripples, shooting, stabbing, strangling, 
bludgeoning and battering almost every 
leading man in Hollywood, and inspiring 
critic Bosley Crowther to comment, with 
an editorial frisson: “He is rapidly be- 
coming the number-one sadist of the 
screen.” 

Though this dubious reputation. kept 
him profitably employed, it was also a 
stereotype, and Marvin began to chaje 
at his typecasting as Ihe hairy brute. For 
a while—from 1957 to 1960—he was able 
to break out of the mold, as a tough 
but sympathetic police lieutenant in the 
popular television series “M Squad”, 
but the money and fame failed to com- 
pensate for the weekly grind he grew 
to detest or for his deepening artistic 
ennui. Soon he was on the botile. and 
soon thereafter he was divorced by his 


wife of 11 years and mother of lus four. 


children; he started drinking doubles 
and occasionally brawling in bars; and 


“The people 1 like best are those 1 don't 
know and who don’t know me. Why? 
Because I can't stand myself. If 1 did, 
Pd play the same guy in all my roles. 
I don't even like my own company.” 


59 


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he went back to playing heavies. 

But the phenomenal success of “Cat 
Ballou” dramatically changed both Mar- 
vin's professional stature and his private 
life. Though he still found himself cast in 
hard-boiled and violent voles, Holly- 
wood began 10 recognize his dimension 
as an actor and to accord him a wider 
range of parts. He has since alternated 
his portrayals of cold killers with sensi- 
tive and cvocative performances such as 
the one he gave as a washed-up baseball 
player in “Ship of Fools.” The metamor- 
phosis is completed in his current release, 
“Hell in the Pacific,” a two-chayacter 
film in which Marvin plays the role 


of a Marine pilot marooned on a 
remote South Pacific island during 


World War Two with a Japanese naval 
officer (Toshiro Mifune). The picture, 
in the production of which he actively 
collaborated, clearly conveys an implicit 
message about the fulility of war and 
the need for people of divergent philos- 
ophies and nationalities lo live together 
in peace and understanding—a far cry 
from Marvin's past roles as a dispenser 
of death. “The old lion” commented 
one reviewer privately after seeing an 
advance screening, “is beginning to 
evidence disconcertingly lamblike ten- 
dencics"—as well as an acting depth that 
ensures a long future at the top of his 
profession. 

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al complexities of this paradoxical star, 
PLAYBOY intero Richard Warren 
Lewis visited Marvin at his Malibu 
Beach home, which he shares openly with 
a female friend. Despite Marvin’s reputa- 
tion as a taciturn and hostile nemesis of 
journalists, Lewis reports that he found 
him both cooperative and responsive 
“In fact, he was almost docile—a 
marked contrast to his public image as 
the skulkerushing heavy. His long, bale- 
ful face was gaunt and heavily lined, 
showing the effects of the 25 pounds 
he'd lost filming ‘Hell in the Pacific’ on 
location; and constant exposure to the 
tropical sun had bleached his prema- 
turely white hair and long shaggy side- 
burns with swirls of blond. As we started 
talking on the sun deck over strong 
bloody marys, Marvin set aside the script 
for his next movie—the $18,000,000 pro- 
duction of ‘Paint Your Wagon’—and lit 
up the first of an uninterrupted chain of 
filter-tipped cigaretie 

The interview commenced shortly aft- 
er the assassinations of Martin Luther 
King and Robert F. Kennedy, and the 
climate of violence in America—particu- 
larly as it related to the mounting vio- 
lence on movie screens—was on the 
minds of everyone in Hollywood. It 
seemed appropriate lo begin the inter- 
view by asking Marvin—whose history of 
violent roles is unique in films—to ar 
ticulate his views on this subject. 


wer 


bee: 


ion partially accountable for the 
reported increase in violence in the 


strecis, the networks d film studios 
have begun to reappraise their attitudes 
toward mayhem on the screen. Do you 


sec any connection between celluloid vio- 
lence and real violence? 

MARVIN: Only in the sense that if the 
violence in a film is theatrically realistic, 
it's more of a delerrent to the audience 
committing violence themselves. Better 
on the screen than off. If you make it 
realistic enough, it becomes so revolting 
that no viewer would want any part of 
it. But most violence on the screen looks 
so casy and so harmless that it’s like an 
invitation 10 try it. 1 say make it so 
brutal that a man thinks twice before he 
does anything like that. A classic exam- 
ple is All Quiet on the Western Front. 
Lew Ayres jumps into a shell hole with 
a Frenchman and knifes him. He's stuck 
there for the rest of the night with this 
guy dying. Hell be killed if he tries to 
out, In the morning, the French 
is sull looking at him, but he's dead. 
Ayres spends the rest of the picture in 
captured France tying to find the dead 
man’s wife and apologize to her for his 
brutality, A statement was certainly 
made there, and it was made through 
violence. 

In a typical John Wayne fight in a 

barroom, on the other hand, tables and 
bottles go along with mirrors and bar 
tenders, and you end up with that little 
trickle of blood down your cheek and 
you're both pals and wasn't it a hell of a 
wonderful fight, That's fooling around 
with violence. It’s phony: it’s almost a 
icature—as opposed to a fight like 
the one in The Treasure of the Sierra 
when Tim Holt and Bogart 
walk into the nd Holt gets hit in 
the mouth with a boule by Barton 
Lane and all he can do is hang onto 
"s leg for the rest of the fight. 
‘That scene conveyed a sense of real pain 
and hurt. Or take the fight between 
Ernest Borgnine and Montgomery Clift 
in From Here to Eternity. You don't 
even see them; you just see their feet 
behind a barrel—and you hear. One 
man gets up and one man’s dead. You 
know how mean that fight was, even 
though you never even saw it. 
PLAYBOY: In the wake ol the recent polit- 
ical assassinations, many social commen- 
tators have begun to insist that our 
mation is sick. Do you think violent films 
have contributed to that sickness? 


MARVIN: The mood of sickness is in the 
audience; the film maker is only re- 
flecting the climate of society. You don't 


make films to change a nation; you 
make films to be historically 
time. Thars what makes them current 
and commercial. If the audience re- 
sponds to it, baby, you know where the 
sickness is. Criminal violence always at- 


tracts a crowd, though people are afraid 
to admit it. The bigger the crowd, the 
g; the more the shoving, 
the more irate the viewer becomes—till 
eventually he's p. 


way to participate in the cu 
wave without committing a c 
self. That feeling is latent with 
of us. Everybody wants to get even with 
somebody. 
PLAYBOY: But 
case? Why should it be emerging now? 
Because of the wave of riots, 
sassinations 
and the lack of socially acceptable an- 
swers to them. So you go sce it on film. 
PLAYBOY: Many actors, directors and pro- 
ducers have pledged themselves to refuse 
to write, direct, act or participate in any 
way in the creation of an entertainment 
that celebrates senseless brutality and 
death. Do you plan to join them? 
MARVIN. I don't take pledges; 1 qu 
drinking every morning and 1 start 
again every evening. 1 wonder how long 
they'll stay on the wagon. Don't get me 
wrong. though: I've always been against 
senseless violence myself. When I incor 
porate violence in my performances, I 
make sure there's a point to it. If 1 were 
playing а heavy, say a cowboy bad guy, I 
would commit some senseless crime so 
that I'd have to be destroyed in the 
third or fourth reel. Holding up the 
stagecoach, for example, and shooting 
the old lady because she turned her back 
on me. So I'm against pointless violence, 
too. Apropos the current debate. 1 
found myself involved in a conversation 
the other night about Sirhan Sirhan. 
Some older woman said that they ought 
to take him out and shoot him. I just 
looked at her and smiled. She was the 
one who talked about peace and non- 
violence. But when it hits her, baby, 
she's ready to kill. 

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do you feel about registration of firearms 
and restriction of mail-order gun sales? 
MARVIN: If you register a gun, does that 
stop it from shooting? Sirhan's gun was 
registered. Anyway, the act of killing, or 
the desire to, has nothing to do with the 
weapon. If you want to kill a man, you're 
going to kill him, whether it's with a car 


PLAYBOY: Yet, if you can make guns less 
available to minors, mental defectives 
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few lives? Isn't it worth a try? 

MARVIN: Who's qualified, unless they give 
a guy a cud, lo say that someone is 
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simply by stealing. And nothing is un 
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make all the rules you want to about 
guns. Then just watch the bootleg start. 
Any gun merchant would love to sce 
them outlawed; that'll make his 585 gun 
worth $300. 

PLAYBOY: And therefore less purchasable 
by larger numbers of people. 
MARVIN: Yeah, but look at Prohibit 
Any time you limit anything of this 
nature, you'll drive it underground, 
where it becomes chic. Whatever. gun 
law they pass isn't going to affect the use 
of guns. People either want them or 
they don't want them. People who 
shouldn't be playing around with guns 
are the ones who want them. The hunt- 
ers, the sportsmen, the trophy shooters— 
they already have theirs. 

PLAYBOY: There arc those who also ques- 
tion the legitimacy of hunting. because 
they helieve it breeds a basic disrespect 
for life—human as well as animal—that 
contributes to the climate of violence 
we've been discussing. How would you 
answer them? 

MARVIN: Sure, hunting is part of the 
violence in our nature; but if anything, 
its a safety valve that leis us blow off 
this steam in a harmless, healthy way. 
Any guy who resents a hunter shooting 
birds or those sweet brown eyed deer 
resents what he would like to 
self, He's cover- 
ing it up by protecting the animal. He 
can't accept this urge to he can't 


relate to it. So he takes the supposed 


nocence of animals or birds and re- 
lates to that. 

I took my father down to Mexico one 
time and we got into a lot of sailfish. 1 
fish very hard, but he docsn't fish at all. 
‘The guys on the boat were knocking the 
fish in the head and killing them. He 
said, “How can they kill a beautiful 
thing like that?" I said, “Chief, these 
guys live off them. They sell these fish 
for money.” My father said, “Why don't 
you just give them the money yourself?" 
I said, “No, there's a process that they 
must go through.” The mystique goes 
from the mind to the hand to the line 
to the hook to the strike to the death. 
It’s as old as the Bible. The men in the 
Bible functioned as family heads and 
feeders. They were catching or doing 
something that fed others. They were 
fulfilling their life obligation—the bread- 
winner role, which most males are born 
to. In modern times, because the stock 
market goes up or down, you can lie 
back and earn your bread without really 
doing the basic. physical thing of living, 
But it’s still a very gratifying sensation 
to be able to bring home the bacon. 
PLAYBOY: Surely that’s not the only rea- 
son you fish—to play the breadwinner 
role. 


No. It also gives me a sense of 
pride when I land a big fish. When I'm 
hooked into something that I can fecl, 
there's a tremendous sense of competi- 
tion—him or me. I like the contest and 


I like the n that goes along with 
—the whir of the line going off and 
the whip of the rod. When a 130-pound- 
test line is falling into its own grooves 
on the reel, it sounds like ing off 
—really а high crack. It's a great sound, 
a dangerous sound. And once yo 
landed a big one, there's the ki 
Once I helped beat a marlin to death 
with a club. He was wrecking the boat, 
so I lit into him and didn't stop till he 
was dead, It was pure instinct; once you 
start responding to a stimulus like «l 
you have no control over your reactions. 
PLAYBOY: Are you saying that blood lust 
is good? 

MARVIN: Yes, totally. Fishing gets rid of 
the blood lust at sea, so I don't have to 
take it ashore with me. It’s the same 
sensation as getting into a riot: When 
yon really start going and the adrena- 
line is pumping, the next thing you 
know you're swinging the club or throw- 
ing bricks, whichever side you're on. It's 
a sense of accomplishing something now, 
immediately. You usually don't find that 
across a conference-room table or in your 
daily life, You just go with it till the fish 
peter out, or till there's по more win- 
dows to break or no more cops to hit 
Then suddenly comes the sag. That 
night when you fall asleep, baby. you 
really sleep, because you've gone your 
cycle. You go into a big school of fish 
and you kill them and there's blood 
flying all over and the guys are laughing 


and killing. It's a real blood bath. 
There's a sense of being cleansed when 
it's over, because you can eat the kill. 


When you kill a man, though, the feel- 
ing isn’t there, because you сапт eat 
him; we weren't made for killing men. 
PLAYBOY: Docs your attraction to bi 
game hunting and deepsea fishing, as 
well as to motorcycling, have anything to 
do with a need to prove your masculinity 
to the world—or to yourself? 

MARVIN: Well, at the time I started cy- 
ding. I did take it as a kind of challenge 
хо prove myself. There was а lot of talk 
like, “Does that guy have any ball?" 
and pcople would say, “Jesus, did you see 
him hit that hill?” Today I don't think 
that rcally has anything to do with balls, 
but at that period of my life I thought 
it did. Гуе always been attracted to 
things that have an element of risk. And 
сусі al feeling; you and 
the bike become a single unit. You ride 
h other people, but they're all doing 
it alone. The sound of the pipes oblit 
ates the sound ol the world around you; 
all there is is the throbbing and slam- 
ming of those pistons around your legs. 
iding is all you—your right hand 
and your left foot. There's an immedi- 
acy to the machine that you don't find 
in cars. When you snap your wrist, it 
responds immediately; every movement 
of your hand works in relation to the 


way your body is riding, You always 
have to be an inch over your head if 
you're riding the bike right. To measure 
that inch is very difficult. If you get a 
foot over your head, you're going to be 
in trouble. 

PLAYBOY: Did you ever miscalculate that 
foot? 

MARVIN: I came too close once too often. 
On my last ride, I remember. some friends 
of mine brought some bikes and my 
leathers and my boots up to my place 
and l Let's go out for a ride.” I 
hadn't ridden for about a year. It was 
ke a challenge. I had a very good ride 
from the mountains in Wrightwood on 
down to the dry lakes and the Mojave 
Desert behind the San Gabriel moun- 
tains, along some good arroyos, boulder 
launches and river bottoms. I was driv- 
ing a really loose machine and I was 
cranking on good. I got higher and 
higher, until I realized 1 was going too 
high. It was like the flight of Icarus. 1 
didn't want to melt my wax or burn my 
feathers, so I came down. I went off a 
clit 40-foot drop. You do that at 
65 miles an hour, you've got to be in 
trouble. But I lucked out. 1 bounced 
off boulders coming off thc jump and hit. 
a boulder that set me up for another 
boulder. I had no control of myself, like 
a ping-pong ball in a gravel driveway. 
Skill had nothing to do with it. I was 
just in the right place at the ri 
stant, and 1 walked away without a 
scratch. The rest of the guys I was 
riding with weren't so lucky. That was 
the end of it. I had gone too fast, Id 
overextended myself. I've never been on 
a bike since. 

I guess I also gave up cycling for the 
same reason I stopped hunting and got 
rid of all my guns a couple of years ago: 
I Know where my cock is at last, so I 
don't need to prove my masculinity any- 
more, and I don't need a rifle that'll 
knock down a varmint at so many yards. 
When I spent my spare time hunting, 
I'd squeeze a trigger with a threeand-a- 
half- to seven-pound pull, sending the 
striker forward to hit the percussion cap. 
This ignites the kinetic charge of gun- 
powder and sends the missile out of the 
bore, twisting with absolute accuracy. 
When you discover that feeling within 
yourself sexually, then you don't need a 
rifle anymore. 

PLAYBOY: Have you discovered that feel- 

эр; sexu: 
MARVIN: I don't think I've ever really 
discovered it fully, but I keep discover 
ing it by degrees. I'm still like a kid at 
his first dance. I don't know why it gives 
me pleasure to hit something in the 
distance with a weapon; and I don't 
want to know why. I just want to swing 
with it and accept it or let it roll and 
forget it, not analyze it to death. It's the 
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long time ago. and it's not completed 
yet. When I'm 65 and I'm balling some 
lxyearold chick. ГШ probably say, 
Eureka!" I often wonder about the twi- 


ight of my life, when sexual urges sup- 


posedly die out. A lot of people agree 
with the statistics based on 10,000 doc- 
tors’ findings. But there's always one old 
guy running around, just loving it—the 
guy who disproves the statistics. Cassius 
Clay's grandfather once held off a whole 
group of people with a cannon in his 
barnyard at age 92 He'd just taken 
some 15-year-old girl for a wile. They 
thought that was just criminal. So he 
loaded up and fired. I love it 

PLAYBOY: If you haven't yet discovered 
that special feeling you're looking for, do 
you find your sex life unfulfilling? 
MARVIN: I use the sexual outlet as an 
alleviation of a need or a feeling. so that 
I can get on with what I'm really about. 
Like you would top a horse off in the 
morning, run him out for a couple of 
hundred yards, let him get rid of that 
barn. Then he'll settle down and be a 
good horse the rest of the day. In anoth- 
er sense, sex is acting out the feeling 
that “Tomorrow I might be dead.” The 
classic form is the woman on her back, 
exposed. It goes back to the Stone Асе. 
The man is on his face; he can't sec 
whats going on behind him. That's 
when the other guy sneaks up on him 
and stabs him in the back. Hence, the 
rapid withdrawal of the man after the 
orgasm. II not, he might be caught. 
Whereas the woman is just spread apart. 
Nobody's going to kill her. Theyre 
going to take her, but they're not going 
to her. They're going to kill the 
male. The guy knows that if he trips 
out, he is totally exposed. Heredity says, 
"Look out!” I might look around sud- 
депу. even though there's nobody be- 
hind me. 

PLAYBOY: Do you experience this feeling 
ol insecurity with strangers in unfamiliar 
surroundings, or did you have the same 
hang-up with your wife in your own 
home? 

MARVIN: I had bigger problems than that 
to worry about in my marriage. 
PLAYBOY: Like what? 

MARVIN: I was caught up in the society 
in which I lived. Like me, all my friends 
were married and had children, There 
the P. T. A. and the holes in the 
street and better police protection for 
the parks. It scemed like the right thing 
to be part of that suburban feeling. It 
was getting home in time for dinner; 
eating was more important to me in 
those days. Changing the kids and the 
formula in the bottle. 

PIAYBOY: Did you fcel confined? 

MARVIN: And emasculated. The big ad- 
venture in my mind at that time was 
over—the po: y of the North Pole 


or the South Pole or the Australian bush 
safari; the horizon was taken away from 
me by being married. To me, mami 
symbolized the end of the road. I was 
still a dreamer, but I saw myself mark- 
ing time until I fell into the ditch. Now 
that I'm alone, more or less, I don't 
have to think about that anymore. I can 
be more concerned with myself and my 
own feclings again. But I'm 44 now; I 
hope by the time I'm 45, the urgency of 
self-discovery will become less intense, 
that III become less important to my- 
self, in the sense of the quandary of 
thinking it all ош. Maybe III know 
little bit more by then, so I don’t have 
to sit on the porch and waste time 
thinking about it. 

PLAYBOY: Do you still think about the 
breakup of your marriage? 

MARVIN: Less than I did a year ago and 
more than I will a year from now. I'm 
sorry it didn't work. It was complete 
mental incompatibility. We simply could 
not communicate in the same house. Even 
if we'd been able to, I'm not sure I was 
in favor of shaping my life to any mar- 
riage. I had little spokes going off in 
different directions in my head. I dont 
think I'm really the type that would fit 


into what we consider the ideal marriage. 
When I love, I love; when I hate, I hate. 
I'm guilty of both sins. To love somebody 


might be just as selfish as hating her; you 
might limit her in what she can do. 
People gestate and grow at diflerent rates. 
PLAYBOY: Are you finding more emotional 
fulfillment as a single man? 

MARVIN: Sometimes yes. some! no; 
the adjustment back to a bachelor exist- 
ence after 14 years of marriage isn't 
easy. It's like suddenly being moved 
from one country to another or from 
one society to another. There are many 
problems, mainly the one of confronting 
your sense of failure in responsibility to 
the offspring of that rclationship—no 
matter how much you may be boosting 
them or your ex-wife financially or ver- 
bally. Especially in the kind of puri 
tanical society in which we live, t 
produces all kinds of conflicts that eat at 
you night after night. I'm not sure that 
Ive ever been really single since my 
divorce. 

PLAYBOY: Aside from these emotional con- 
siderations, do you feel any bitterness 
about the terms of your divorce settle- 
ment? 

MARVIN: No, the terms of my divorce 
were extremely just. I found the courts 
to be overly fair. almost detrimental to 
the woman, When a guy's been balling 
a chick, his responsibility toward her 
should be up to him. I knew мі Т had 
to do and 1 did it. I made my ex-wife 
fu lly secure, as she had been in the 
t, thereby allowing her the freedom 
to seek other interests in life, rather 
than having to root for a living while 


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she was looking for something to replace 
what had left her. When a guy says. 
got fucked," obviously he must have 
been fucking his broad, not making love 
to her. It’s chic to say, “I gave her 
everything 1 had.” Everything but what 
she needed, right? You can't fuck around 
with somebody's brains and come away 
free. Otherwise, you're just in a cat house 
h can be fun, of course. 

PLAYBOY: Do you want to elaborate? 
MARVIN: In whorehouses, I used to find 
an honesty that I never understood. be- 
lore. You pay lor your happiness or 
your pleasure: and in a properly con- 
ducted house of ill repute, they make it 
very pleasurable, indeed. There is no 
sadness involved, There is no going be 
yond reality, beyond what life is really 
all about. You know why you're there 
and so does the hooker. You say, “I'm 
here for a week. baby: see that I'm 
happy.” A week later, you can cry and 
kiss her and love her and then leave and 
get on the plane. There is no initial com: 
mitment, only a commitment on your 
exit. You walk away with something that 
you didn't walk in with. Which reminds 
me of a time I was sitting in a bar in 
Mexico and this girl walked in. For 
some reason, I looked at her. The mood 
was right. My violins were going. My 
candle was lit and there it was. Two 
Mexicans noticed me looking at her and. 
told me in Spanish, “Mariposas de amor" 
—which literally means "butterflies of 
love." 1 thought to myself, “Jesus, what a 
straight statement for them to make.” 
They noticed that something had flut 
tered inside me. It was only later that I 
found out they meant that she had the 
crabs, But it was worth it, because she 
was an incredible beauty. Mostly. though. 
I visited whorchouscs, the majority of 
them in rural areas. Hookshops were 
never big in cities, because of the cops 
and the pay-off. In the boondocks, every- 
body would turn his head. The girls 
were very counuified and offered а 
simple barnyard philosophy, which can 
be very humorous. Whatever time I spent 
there was all a giggle. Everybody was 
laughing. Not at cach other, but at them- 
selves. Charming women. Everything w: 
right out front. 

PLAYBOY: Also right out front is your cur- 
rent living arrangement. How do the r 
wards of marriage contrast with th 
pleasures of cohabitation 
MARVIN: Marriage is an obligation in 
which you must consider the other per- 
son. Whatever happens in cohabitatio 
youre still free. You demand your frez- 
dom and you also allow her freedom 
But it's also much more of a game 
cohabitation than in marriage. 
PLAYBOY: How do you mean? 
MARVIN: If you're living 
person, often you have to en 


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entice, in order to keep her; that can 
become a hang-up. Bur on the plus side, 
the anticipation in driving home to your 
girlfriend cannot be compared with driv- 
ing home to your wife. One is a mystery 
nd the other is ipso facto. It depends 
on the individual's needs. 

PLAYBOY: What are your own needs in a 
relationship? 

MARVII t its best, a complete mesmeri 
zation, But not to the point of lovesick 
glances over candlelight and wine. 
Winell turn anybody on. Get juiced 
enough and you'd roll around with a 
buffalo and think she’s beautiful. At least 
1 could. 

PLAYBOY: Have you met any women with 
whom you could achieve that "complete 
mesmerization”? 

MARVIN: Not often and not completely. 
“Too many women don't realize that they 
are women, and that disturbs mc. They 
really have basically one purpose in life, 
«cording to the old system, which I 
seem to believe in morc as the years go 
by: the whole role of being a woman— 
the mother image, the nurse, the softness, 
the pinkness, the tender loving care, the 
food, the cleanliness, the limiting of 
really rotten thoughts. A home has to be 
oasis for marriage to mean anything. 
And in many cases, I find that they're not 
really that anymore. 

Man is no longer allowed the p 
lepes of being a man; that's why you see 
hc blurring of masculinc and femi 
our society. We 
like, destructive stage in this century. 
But the victor is not allowed the spoils: 
the meat of the defeated, their posses- 
sions, the decimation of their towns, the 
raping and the pillaging of their wom- 
en. When we win a war or a battle, we 
ve none of the traditional rey 
When we get home, we're all 
mouthed. Thi d of situation gives 
the woman a leverage she newer had 
before, She feels stronger because of our 
pussyfooting conduct. She can tell us 
that it's wrong to go over there and kill 
those poor people, and all we say is, 
“Aw, Jeez. sweetheart" We don't do 
anything about it; so, naturally, she 
takes on more of the masculine po 
in life. Nobody's there to knock her 
down. 

PLAYBOY: Why should there be? 

MARVIN: Thats the whole point. There 
shouldn't; but today the man is fighting 
against soncthing—against communism, 
against depersonalization. against the 
loss of his masculinity—not for some- 
thing. The shift of roles has a lot to do 
with man’s pent-up anger and frustra- 
tion about the the world is goin 
igainst conformity to wh 
becoming, against the lack of an outlet 
lor whatever it is he wants out of life. 
PLAYBOY: Do you think today's clothing 
styles—more decorative for men, more 


a man 


trousered for women—are an expression 
of this blurring of sexual roles? 
MARVIN: Yeah, and not just clothes, but 
jewelry for men. Some guys go out 
street and buy off-the-rack jewelry 
throw it around their necks and say, 
free!” Fine, but that's not for me. A 
lot of people give me beads. I look at 
them and they're pretty. put them on 
and look in the mirror and I don't quite 
understand why I have them on. So I 
take them off. Beads don't help me; they 
fall in my soup. Who needs the aggrava- 
tion? And if some faggot digs me be. 
cause I'm wearing beads, well, there we 
are, aren't we? The next thing you 
know. I'm in the parking lot with six of 
his friends kicking me in the head and 
him yelling, “You broke my beads! 
Thats not really one of my greatest 
anxietics—but I'm sure you get what 1 
mean. 
PLAYBOY: Do you think that homosexual- 
ity is becoming more prcvalent as tradi- 
malefemale roles continue to 


MARVIN: T certainly see it very heavily on 
the stage and in films, In fact, I dea 
it most heavily. But it's so well disguised 
that only the ultimate of dissectors 
would know what I was doing. Let me 
put it this way: You get up daily and 
you go to work and do whatever your 
job is right? But what does the actor 
do? He goes into his dressing room and 
he disrobes and he puts on makeup. 
"Then he puts on a costume and goes out 
into an area that has a сипай. What 
normal man would do that? 

PLAYBOY: Could you ever impersonate a 
homosexual on screen? 

MARVIN: It would be easy for me 10 play 
a homosexual. Now that I know where 
1 stand, I can indulge myself 
things without any fear. Every 
doubts his masculinity at one time or 
another; I got over those fears when 1 
was younger. But a lot of people don't, 
and it’s a edy. You can take 
pride in fucking a broad, but there's no 
. No way. And the 
s them is really sick. II 
I were a homosexual and | saw a cop, 
I'd shudder, The motivation that makes 
а man get into the vice squad has got to 
be one of devious intent. He becomes 
more of a cunt than a female could ever 
be. His line is: “Look at that perverted 
son of a bitch!” After acquiring firsthand 
evidence, which he gets in a men's room, 
he then arrests the homosexual. He's 
sicker than the guy he arrested. There's 
no chance for a happy homoscxual— 
presumably, there are such individuals 
who's just pursuing his own individual 
sexual outlet, ‘cause here comes the fuzz. 
You know they're really going to get hi 
It makes me feel that I better behave 
myself, because, who knows. someday 1 
might be in that situation. 

PLAYBOY: You're kidding. 


MARVIN: Not at all. We're all on the 
periphery of homosexual relationships, 
whether it's shooting the bull with the 
guys or whatever. If two guys are work- 
ing on id that could be deemed 
a homosexual relationship. They're both 
having a common thought. Who knows 
where the sexual twist starts and where 
it ends? My God, a guy might get a Kick 
out of watching another guy open a 
can of beer. Are they going to lock him 
up for that? Theoretically, I could be- 
come a target in one of those male-male 
games that go on in a bar or wherever. 
A vice cop might zero in on me and my 


retaliation might be one of going out of 
control. 
PLAYBOY: Are you in favor of lilting legal 


prohibitions on homosexual and other 
so-called abnormal sexual practices be- 
tween consenting adults, as many civil 
libertarians have urged? 
MARVIN: What transpires between two 
adults is definitely their own business. 
If a girl likes to have Coca-Cola bottles 
shoved in her ear, that's up to her. The 
guy who's di “Leave me 
alone, I'm h " Who's to deny 
him that, as long as she doesn’t scrcam 
murder? A third party, like a police 
officer, has no real reason to become 
involved—unless hes a voyeur. All voy- 
eurs are essentially deviates. You elimi- 
nate the third party and there's no 
problem. no deviation. So someone digs 
whips. That's up to him. Or her. Two's 
company. three's a crowd. Too many of 
the archaic laws we're saddled with go 
back to the days of witch bur I 
dare say the reason they burned the 
girl at the stake was that she wouldn't 
go down on the parson. So he says, 
“OK, you cunt, ГИ get you." And he 
does. He burns her. Fortunately, he had 
a gold-edged book on his arm, so that 
makes it legal. These same puritanical 
elements are responsible for all these 
incredible sex laws that are still on the 
books. It’s the same kind of attitude that 
makes it impossible to imagine our par- 
ents having an affair. We've had various 
and sundry relationships with the oppo- 
site sex, yet we still cannot get through 
that barrier of imagining Mommy and 
Daddy balling. The New Morality may 
help change all that, but for now, it's 
still nothing more than a wind waiting 
for a storm; go too far and it'll all turn 
back into exactly what it was 30, 40, 50 
years ago. 
PLAYBOY: But in movies, at least, the 
nds of sexual change have reached 
proportions, and previously taboo 
themes are being treated with candor 
and integrity. How do you account for 
this drastic change from the repressive 
atmosphere of only a few years ago? 
MARVIN: Well, ever since World War 
Two, there's been a trend. slow at first, 
toward dealing with reality instead of 


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The Grecian-profiled matinee idols of 20 
years ago have been replaced by sex 
stars with uneven faces and rugged im- 
ages. Why do you think your kind of 
looks and style have come into fashion? 
People today have a more world- 
t of view than they when 
they were stuck on the farm or the block 
they lived on in the city. The largerthan- 
life image of the Arrow Shirt hero just 
doesn't cut it anymore for an audience 
that's been around. The big breakthrough 
was the believable masculinity of guys 
like Tracy and Bogart 

PLAYBOY: Various columnists have labeled 
you "The Bogart of the 
evolution ol your respective careers has 
often been compared. Do you see any 
parallels? 

MARVIN: When I hear our names linked, 
I feel almost a little embarrassed, Bogart 
was somebody and I’m somebody else. 


ism is 


The only real parallel is that he started 


out pretty much as I did, pla 
guys and heels, As audiences w: 
him, he metamorphosed into a good-bad 
guy and finally became all good. The 
same thing scems to be happening to me 
— God forbid 

PLAYBOY: Like you, Bogart had anything 
but a goodguy image off screen. You 
seem to be the heir, in fact, of his reputa 
tion for twofistel drinking and brawling. 
Is that a valid parallel? 

MARVIN: Well, 1 don't think I'll ever be 
in the same league with him on screen 
or ой, but I certainly admired him as 
much personally as 1 did professionally. 
His pleasures were as simple as a truck 
driver's. Like mc, he enjoyed getting a 
litle juiced with hi s in 
a while and telling funny stories and 


ng bad 
med to 


sneaking out of the house. He was the 
total opposite of the standard leading 
man of the Thirties, who would jump i 
his Rolls-Royce and buzz off to his cow 
try estate and drink champagne from 
slippers and eat caviar for breakfast. 
Excesses like that have almost complete 
ly left the film community; the actor of 
today is much more a man of the streets. 
and I think that’s all to the good. 

PLAYBOY: One thing that hasn't changed 
about Hollywood stars—particularly sex 
stars such as yourself—is the adulation 
they receive from their fans. Does this 


ever make you uncomfortable? 
MARVIN: Well, my mail has certainly 
become more pungent in recent years. 

ar 


Not long ago, for example, a letter 
rived from. West Berlin. It was from 
girl who wrote that she was an arde 
admirer and, to prove it, she enclosed a 
photograph of herself sitting on a couch 
in her living room. She was suggestively 
dressed. She ended by saying, "Pl 
answer this letter." What am I going to 
say. "Yeah, baby. TI give you a call"? 
So no answer. About a month later, 
another letter arrived—with another pic- 
ture. It's the same room, the same couch, 
the same girl. But now she's wearing 
a little less clothing. This went on for 
three or four leners. It reached the 
point where she was completely nude 
and her legs were spread. That broad 
obviously was horny even before she ever 
heard of me. I just became the target 
There's also a dame in Georgia who 
writes me that she's seen The Dirty 
Dozen 43 times. She asks for bus fare to 
Hollywood. not even plane or train fare: 
the Greyhound is OK for her. She needs 
529.65; she's still waiting for it. There 
are a lot of “I'm coming to Hollywood 
and I want to be a star and I know you'll 
sce that I get right to the top" letters. I 
take them and give them to my attorney; 
most of them I don't even read. I have a 
tough enough time with my ego without 
indulging myself in that 
PLAYBOY: Many Hollywood actors com 
plain that such public 
private lives—expressed not only in fan 
leuers but through autograph hunters 
and popular insistence that stars live in 
a goldfish bowl—is a violation of their 
privacy. Do you feel the same way? 

MARVIN: Sure. Particularly now that I 
have enough bread to protect my priva 
ey. Гуе become more appreciative of it 
and more bugged when it’s violated. In 
the past, success was more my need. 
Therefore, I was just а pawn in the 
hands of my audience. I'd do anything 
they wanted me to, just to fulfill their 
expectations of me. One of the things 
that drove me to become an actor was 
that I was insecure; I thought laughs and 
applause would give me the security I 


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72 


was looking for. But as I grew older 
and wised up and began to enjoy some 
of the benefits of success, 1 became less 
concerned with how the public responds 
to me collectively than with their pri- 
vate, individual response, which I can 
get better sitting at a bar talking with a 
stranger than I can g in an audi- 
ence watching one of my own movies. 
But now that l've become well known, I 
can't do that so much anymore, and | 
it because the people I like best 
e those I don't know and who don't 


know me. 
PLAYBOY: Why? Do you think they 
wouldn't like you if they got to know 
you? 


MARVIN: Why should they? T can't stand 
myself. If 1 could. Td play the same guy 
in all my roles. I don't even like my own 
company; I've got nothing new to tell 
myself, Nor do I like the company of 
other actors; if I don't like mysell, how 
could I like them? Since I can't go out 
in public as much as I used to, I do 
most of my socializing with the working 
stiffs on the set during a movie—thie stunt 
men, the gaffers, the propmen. These 
behind-thescenes guys keep me straight. 
They're working men: from their at 
tudes and the discussions 1 have with 
them, I get a sense of what I must do 
with my current role or my next one. 
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of the public. So I shoot the bull with 
them, hoist a few drinks, share some 
laughs instead of going into my dressing 
room and picking up the phone and 
calling Paris while I drink the chilled 
champagne. It keeps me from becoming 
a "star. 

PLAYBOY: Some Hollywood observers find 
it odd that an actor who gets $1,000,000 
per picture—plus a percentage of the 
profits—would rather sit around the lor 
drinking beer with stagehands than asso- 
ciate with the Beautiful People. 
MARVIN: You don't like people because 
they're beautiful or they've got money 
or don't have money but because they're 
straight and honest and you fecl at case 
with them. Money is all a transient 
thing, anyway. After a certain amount 
of income, money ceases to have any 
meaning. Once I settle whatever my 
expenses arc for the усаг, all the dollars 
above that just become a bunch of zeros. 
They don’t make you any happier or 
better as a human being. 

PLAYBOY: Do you think you're worth as 
much as you get? 

MARVIN: II I had a five-dollar pistol and 
a guy offered me ten dollars for it, I'd 
be a fool not to sell it to him, right? If 
they're willing to pay me $1,000,000 a 
picture, baby, I'll take it. 

PLAYBOY: You've been rewarded not only 
with wealth, of course, but with critical 
acdaim—and an Academy Award for 


Cat Ballou. Do you think you carned it? 
MARVIN: Well, it’s like 1 told the audi 
ence when I went up to accept the 
award: 1 think half of this belongs to 
some horse in the Valley” Then the 
house came down. I was totally seriou: 
That drunken horse really helped me. 
What was 1 supposed to say—"I'd like 
to thank my mommy and daddy"? 
PLAYBOY: How do you react to the specu- 
lation around Hollywood that you may 
coilect a second Oscar for your latest 
film, Hell in the Pacific? 
MARVIN: Well, I tried to deliver the most 
realistic performance 1 could. It’s a story 
of survival in the South Pacific during 
World War Two—not what berry to 
pick or what root to gnaw on but the 
psyche of survival, which is what really 
keeps you alive, aside from water and 
food. The plot concerns the confronta- 
tion between an American Marine 
lot and a Japanese naval officer who 
have been marooned on a deserted Pacif- 
ic island. Theyre men at war who have 
to learn to live with each other in order 
lo survive, despite the barriers of race, 
ideology and language. 
PLAYBOY: Did you find these same barri 
ers between yourself and your costar, 
Toshiro Mifune? 
MARVIN: Mifune and 1 had a tremendous 
time together, even though it was difficult 
10 communicate verbally. You ought to 
hear Tashira's English All he knows is 
about six words: “very good,” “cocksuck- 
er” and "son of a bitch.” I've idolized 
m for years. This guy hypnotizes you 
п his genius. Those eyes! ‘The battered 
samurai warrior standing alone, not want- 
ing help. But it’s his fear that attracts 
me, or at least that I understand in him. 
He dives into things with such complete 
abandonment that it shocks the Occiden- 
tal audience; but just when he really gets 
going, he's nagged by self-doubt; th 
what makes him great. Personally, of 
course, he's just like me—a dummy, ex- 
cept he happens to be good. He's over 
his head in all areas. 
PLAYBOY: You, too? 
MARVIN: Of course, or else I wouldn't be 
where I am. Id be another vaudeville 
act playing onenighters. The stardom 
that Mifune and I have, and that of a 
number of other people, is a constant 
situation of being over your head and 
just fighting for your life while you're 
doing it. Hell in the Pacific is a perfect 
example of what I mean. When we went 
down to the Pacific to begin shooting, 
we had no script at all—just an idea. 
We waddled around in the mud and 
taro roots for a month before it be; 
to take shape. And you wouldn't believe 
the technical problems involved in 
ing a film crew to Palau in the South 
ic. It was like going oft on location 


w 


with a thousand virgins. You know how 
virgins are: They're very touchy and 
they're trying to hang onto something 
that nobody else has. They were all 
homebody types—lawn mowers and bad 
minton players. Put a little presure on 
them and ¡ch those balls of theirs turn 
v: I'm used 10 pressures and 
duress, so I don't pay any attention to it 
myself, but they fell apart completely 
They held the picture up six weeks 
because it rained. I couldn't stand that. 
I told them: If it’s raining, so what? 
Shoot anyway. But they had to wait for 
a sunny day: when it never came, we 
finally shot in the rain anyway—and it 
was beautiful. I say if the wind blows— 
use it. If there's an earthquake—shoot 
it. It's theatrical realism, 
PLAYBOY: It was reported that the movie's 
financial backers threatened to wrap up 
the film prematurely because of the slow 
of the shooting. Is that true? 
Yeah, they were going to pull 
x on us and leave the film with 
Don 
The money men said, "What kind of a 
guarantee can you give us that it'll be 
finished soon?" I said, "I can't give you 
any guarantee, but I know a beautiful 
ending is there. It will be an emotional 
feeling that you can't really write down, 
because this is a movie and not a novel. 
1 must have convinced them, because we 
stayed and finally finished—but not be- 
fore we scared the shit out of them. 
PLAYBOY: How was the ending finally 
resolved? 
MARVIN: There's no stereotyped ending. 
The audience won't be able to it. 
They'll wonder: “Well, who's going to 
kill who?” Our answer is, "When you 
grow up, baby, you don't have to kill.” 
As it turns out, І provoke an argument 
ne. That sounds diffcult, be- 
cause he only speaks Japanese, right? 
But I call him a prick and he responds 
with a very strong question mark. And. 
then I just walk away from him: nobody 
gets killed. It might bomb out, but what 
the hell. At least I can say I did what 
I thought was right. A cop-out ending 
would have been the easiest thing to do; 
just blow both guys up and you don't 
have to swer anything. That's total 
irresponsibili I was too involved in 
the production to let it end that way. I 
just couldn't hang it up at night and go 
home. 1 know a lot of actors who can 
and do: I've seen their pictures and I've 
forgouen their names. 
PLAYBOY: Did this involvement in Hell in 
the Pacific remind. you of the time you 
spent in that same area as a combat 
Marine during World War Two? 
MARVIN: Not in the way I expected. 
When we hit Saipan originally, the pop- 
ulation was around 100.000, including 


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lians. The cane fields looked like 
Now it's a garbage dump. The 
aftermath of war is nothing. and we 
proved it on those islands. They left 


everything, all the trophies of the Last 


War. They didn't clean it up at all. The 
armor is there—and the bones. Tanks 
are still lying all over the joint. Fallen 


Zeros stuck right in the earth. The sec- 
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beautiful beach maybe 150 yards long. 
Right at the tideline—this is inside a 
barrier reef, so it's just lapping water— 
is a blade sticking out from a Zero 
propeller with a couple of bullet holes 
in it. You look and the feeling you 
want is not there. Here it is. 25 years 
later, and I'm walking around on S; 
again. Who can threaten me? Nobody. I 
had already thought out the memories 
of the nights and the sounds and the 
killing before 1 went back. I was waiting 
lor it to hit and it didn't. And 1 said, 
"Gee, maybe I've grown up." You see a 
jawbone or a skull and you say, "Yes 
but that was a long time ago." The 
urgency was in that man's living, not in 

s death. For some funny reason. 1 
think I even figured out death out there 
round. Im no longer afr: 
Em just afraid of that one last 
fleeting moment. How I'm going to die 


1 don't know, but I know Tin willing to 
die. 
PLAYBOY: Was there any time during 


combat when you thought that last mo- 
ment 


ad come? 
Yeah. I was wounded in a fire 
fight in 1044. I was with I Company of 
the 24th Marines, Fourth Division. We 


Valley. I was out on the point with a 
buddy when suddenly we started sceing 
fire on the right flank. We were getting 


an awful lot of machinegun fire from 
point-blank range. My buddy pointed to 
a palm tree about ten feet away and 
then suddenly he got 
through the lung. It was pink blood; 
you know that's a lung shot. He went 
down and | stuck my finger in the hole 
to try to keep the lung from collapsing, 
but he was dead. I started firing to try 
10 stop whatever was coming at us. The 
nemy was laying down a cross fire be- 
about a 15-minute fue 
d I don't think we got one Nip. 
They just decimated the company. 
PLAYBOY: Where did you get hit? 
MARVIN: If you mean physically, chere are 
two prominent parts of your body show- 
ing when you're lying down on the 
ground in the middle of a fre fght— 
your head and your ass. Either you get 
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the ass—did you know that? I never 
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shot in the ass. But that’s where I got 
hit. It took me a long time to get out, 
because I couldn't walk, so I crawled 
back through some brush until I came 
to a clearing. There were two guys 
alongside of me. I said, “Lift me up. If I 
can stand. turn me loose and give me 
shove.” They did that and I did a cou- 
ple of jumps, skidded and went into the 
brush on the other side. I got behind 
the trees and a guy stepped on me. 
Then he got shot through the spine and 
fell over on me, dead. І couldn't get him 
off me. 

Someone finally put me on a stretcher 
and took me to battalion aid. The doc 
was standing there with two Jap pistols 
stuffed in his belt, with his shirt off, 


id took me to the beach and then out 
to a hospital ship called the Solace. How 
docs that name grab you? Then a 
Corpsman came by and said, "Do you 
want some ice cream or ice water or 
anything?" I couldn't believe it. Moon- 
light Serenade was playing over the P. A. 
system and you could hear the gunfire 
on the beach about 1000 yards away. 
That's when I felt the blow. “Jeez. I 
fucked off.” I knew all the assholes were 
still fighting it out. I felt like a deserter, 
like 1 had thrown down my rifle and 
run from the battlefield. Complete cow- 
ardice. A day or two later, І realized 
that I was out of it. They weren't going 
10 put а cork in me and send me back 
out, so I relaxed. 

PLAYBOY: Were you able to sce Death 
Valley, the site where you were wound- 
ed, on your recent trip? 

MARVIN: Yeah, I went through it. I had 
magnified it in my memory because of 
the original experience. It’s not a field 
anymore; it’s а weed patch. When I saw 
it again, 25 years later, it made me think 
about the original pain. Have you ever 
passed out from pain? When you wake 
up, you say, "Hey, it didn't hurt. that 
much." Then you laugh at yourself, 
‘cause you know pain isn't that horrible 
to take. When its over, you forget it. 
But I passed out from it a couple of 
times, and each time, I didn't believe it. 
out? What kind of talk is th 
Thats for girls, like the vapors, in those 
classic 1850 stories. 
PLAYBOY: Did you forget the fear of the 
fire fight as easily as you forgot the pain 
of the wound? 

MARVIN: That took me a little longer. In 
fact, even after I was shipped back to a 
hospital in Hawaii, I'd have this dream 
every night before I went to sleep. I'd 
be looking out at the ocean through the 
palm trees and just as I'd drift off, I'd 
see a Japanese soldier slip from one исе 
to another. I'd wake up and Га look 


and say, "Its Hawaii, it's impossible: 
now come on, Lec. It’s your imagin. 
tion.” That happened on three of four 
nights. On the fifth night, just as the 
Jap was across, I heard one ol 
the air-raid sirens on the island; they 
started firing 90-millimeter antiaircraft 
just imaginary guy moved. I 
leaped out of bed and went down on my 
knees. 1 couldn't stand up. 1 couldn't 
move; I was paralyzed. I had a rifle, but 
there was no ammunition for it. Guys 
were running around, going off their nut. 
Then there were flashlights and I was 
yelling, Kill the lights!" It was absolute 
confusion till we found out that it 


just -raid practice, that the Pres 
dent had come out and they were putting 
on a little show for him. 


In a funny way, I related the paralyz- 
ing fear of that moment—the sirens, the 
explosions and the flashlights—to my 
own birth. When I was born, those yery 
same things happened: the explosion 
from the uterus into the vagina, the 
sudden flash of light and, instead of a 
siren, the sound of my own crying. I 
imagine that birth must be the original 
fear; coming from a secure place and 
being blown out into a cold world. But 
fear of one d or another follows us 
throughout life. Fortunately, I learned a 
very valuable lesson the Marine 
Corps: how not to project your fear. 
how to cover it up by preoccupation 
with whatever was at hand—lo: ig the 
machine gun or keeping it clean, so that 
I wouldn't look like I was afr: 
LAYBOY: Would it have been so terrible 
to show fear? 

MARVIN: Yes. Fear is a very contagious 
can lead to disaster, espe: 
it can lead to the annihilation 


Your ability to subordinate 
your fear of death to the interests of the 
group is an expression of traditional 
military discipline—yet you spent a con- 
siderable amount of your time in thc 
stockade for insubordination, Did you 
difficult to reconcile your individ- 
ism with military authority? 

MARVIN: I did at first: but after my 
sojourn in the stockade, I learned to take 
not only the discipline but the verbal 
abuse that went along with it, At boot 
camp, all the Yankees were D. l. d by the 
Southern guys and all the Southern guys 
were D. Id by the Yankees. It kept the 
pot stirring. To save myself from being 
bloody all the time, 1 learned how to 
take verbal or physical abuse and mot 
respond to it. I Uncle-Tommed the hell 
out of them. But 1 can't do that any- 
more. Now, in my acting, 1 fight the 
military, even when I'm playing a mili- 
tary role. When 1 was revisiting Saipan 
last spring, I went out and had a few 
drinks one night. I remember talking to 


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a couple of admirals who were on their 
way back from Vietnam. I grabbed a 
saltcellar and poured salt all over their 
hats. I told them I wanted to eat the 
scrambled eggs on their visors. They had 
no sense ol humor. Why should they? 
Otherwise, they wouldn't be wearing 
that outfit. 

PLAYBOY: You once told an interviewer 
that you hated uniforms, especially po- 
lice uniforms. "Every time I see oni 
you said, “bells ring. Guys who wear 
uniforms ought to look for a monarchy 
to live in.” Feeling as you do, why did 
you enlist in the Marines? 

MARVIN: I remember the uniform of flesh, 
not the dothing. I remember the men. 
The war effort, at that time, was a con- 
doned world-wide effort for peace and 
freedom. But uniforms, even then, seemed. 
to take y away from the individual. 
It's the mentality of the uni‘orm that I 
don't like; I attack the uniform as a 
bol of that mentality. I (ссі the same 
y about the police mentality, but in- 
stead of attacking it, I avoid it; you're 
in trouble if you give the cops an excuse 
to unload on you. 

PLAYBOY: li sounds as though you're 
ing from experience. 

MARVIN: Almost. My girlfriend and I re 
turned from a shopping trip several 
months ago and found a stick of mari- 
juana in the mailbox. “Get away, baby, 
told her "T ain't ganna touch. tha 
Called the cops. Twenty-five minutes lat- 
er, they showed up. One of them said, 
“What's that?" I said, "I don't know. 
You tell me.” That same nij we were 
going out to dinner. We got into the car 
nd there a sack of marijuana on 
the front seat. I just fuckin’ blanched. I 
drove to the sheriffs office 
and told one of the cops to look at the 
sack. "Oregano, huh?" he said. 1 told 
him, "You smell it, baby, not me." "They 
never found out who planted the stuff. 
PLAYBOY: Have you ever smoked pot? 
MARVIN- "Through the years, maybe three 
or four times, It was always with a girl, 
for some id of sexual high. lation“ T 
don’t recall any big response to the 
marijuana itself; just the presence of the 
was enough to expand my mind. 
PLAYBOY: Then you've mever had any 
memorable psychedelic experience? 
MARVIN: I h: bad reaction once. Liter- 
ally, I didn't know whether to shit or 
go blind. Those were my choices and 
I couldn't do either one of them. That's 
when I hung it up. I don't like being 
out of control—not thi 


alk- 


way, 


liquor, because everybody knows wl 
you're doing: but if you're out of con- 
trol with other inducers, such as mari- 
juana or LSD, nobody knows what you're 
doing, so you become spooky to them. 


They want no part of you. They don't 
know whether you're going to fip out or 
whether you're having a nervous break- 
down or what. 

PLAYBOY: In spite of these drawbacks, 
increasing numbers of young people are 
turning on to psychedelic drugs. As a 
father, would you advise your son against 
their use? 

MARVIN: 1 don't usually advise him about 
anything. I say, "Well, what about pot 
and all this shit; do you smoke it?” He 
says, “No.” And 1 say, "Well, you can 
if you want to. It's up to you. But if 
you get caught, it's going to be awful 
And he says, “Naw, I doi 
And I say, “OK, then, that's 
all I want to say. Just lers not lie to 
each other.” But I hope that he has 
smoked it. I hope he's tried all those 
things. I tried them when I was a kid. 
Why should he be different? Sooner or 
later, someone's going to stuff it in his 
face, and I'd rather have him do it at 
time when he's free of major respon: 
bilities. He can learn the lesson better 
at a young age than he can when he's 
a mature man. 

PLAYBOY: Do you have a close rela 
with your son 
MARVIN: I withdrew in the parental area 
immediately after he was born. When I 
first saw him, I realized that the only 
thing I could give him was his freedom. 
Т didn't force a life style or a mood an 
him or a fecling that he must exemplify 
me or curry the banner up to the front 
line. It can be very destructive to an 
offspring to set a guide or a mold. What 
you want to do is leave a feeling within 
your son, so that when he pets in a jam, 


hip 


he may not know what to think but 
least he has someth: 


g on which to base 
his decision. By resolving his own prob- 
lems rather than relying on what some. 
one ele did in a sticky tion, he 


gains strength from it, as opposed to 
ating my behavior. That way, 


just imi 
he becomes his own man. The beauty 
him is that he is him, not me, 
PLAYBOY: Has your rather unique method 
of child rearing worked ощ? 

MARVIN: I think so. My son is an amaz- 
ingly straight boy, most likely because I 
just try to be honest with him. When he 
asks me something, I give him a straight 
answer. After I finished M Squad, I 
didn't work for a year. I was having big 
problems. I'd sit out in my playroom 
and stay about half suff most of the 
time. Chris would come in and say, "Are 
you drunk, Dad?" Fd say, "Yeah." And 
he'd say. IK. I won't bother you.” 


Which is all Т can ask. I didn't lie to 
ET. 


him. By allowing him his frcedo 
think Гуе let him find a strength t 
will help him in a pinch someplace 
when I won't be around to save him, 


when he's going to have to work it out 
for himself. 

PLAYBOY: Are you as self-sufficient as 
you'd like your son to be? 

MARVIN: I tend to be self-sufficient to a 
fault. It’s every man for himself. The 
most useless word in the English lan- 
guage is “help.” The only timc you hear 
it is when something occurs that а per 
son's nor prepared for or hasn't even 
considered. If you're in a jam like that 
and you scream for help, you'd just 
better hope that there's somebody 
around who has the time and the indi: 
ation to give it to you. But I'd rather 
not take that chance. If you have a 
problem, you have 10 be ready to work 
it out yourself. Like, if loneliness is the 
problem, no one else can solve it for 
you, You have to feed it in order to get 
through it—like taking a walk on the 
beach so you can really be alone, away 
from recognizable items that might re 
flect other times and other places that 
would encourage you to wallow in self: 
pity. If you're lonely, you've got to be 
alone; you'll get over it more quickly 
that way. 

PLAYBOY: But you have a reputation for 
preferring to be alone. 

MARVIN: Everybody wants to get off by 
himself now and then. I just need more 
of it than most people. I can do that 
w, here at the beach. When I close 
the front door, that’s it Who walked up 
on the porch today? Nobody. When 1 
was living in town, or in New York. in 
a cold-water flat or a rooming house, 1 
had to deal with people constantly. Now 
I have the privacy to sit on the porch 
and just read all day. But my reputation 
as a loner is more romantic than it is 
valid though I suppose every man would 
like to be known as the tall, raw-boned 
loner. That desire came at a very carly 
age in my case, when I realized that you 
can communicate only so long with some 
body before they start wandcring on you 
PLAYBOY: Is it possible that yowre pro- 
jecting your feelings to others? Maybe 
you're indined to wander. 

MARVIN: Very true. It depends on who 1 
talk to, doesn't it? Any conversation's 
good for about five minutes and then 
you start getting into quotes. If there's 
anything of the loner about me, its 


because I know 1 can become bore 
Before 
they get to the “Sce you around" stage, 1 


usually duck out. 
PLAYBOY: Couldn't that be an excuse for 
not getting emotionally involved? 
MARVIN: No, I don't think so. The re 
son for the boredom is that I lose inter 
est in the contact Ive made. Is no 
longer a 50-50 proposition. If the other 
person hus the edge in the conversation 
with me, I listen. If I have the edge on 
him, I tend to become obnoxious—or to 


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bug out. That would certainly give some 
people the impression that I'm a loner. 
In that sense, maybe they're right. 
PLAYBOY: In addition to your reputation 
as а loner, another image of Lee Marvin 
has emerged in recent years. Is there any 
truth to the rumor that you're an alco- 
holic? 

MARVIN: I see you've read those stories 
about how I'm drunk on the set all the 
time, Well, on occasions I have been. So 
what? Pope Paul can't take a day off 
and go out and get smashed at the local 
gin mill, but that's one of the preroga- 
tives I can enjoy. Just because it hap- 
pens once in a while, people think it's 
a pattern. My performance as Kid Shel- 
lecn in Cat Ballou didn't help things, 
either. I guess I acted so realistically 
drunk that audiences figured nobody 
could pretend. that. well. 

PLAYEOY: What makes you drink while 
you're working? 

MARVIN: [t usually happens when I pump 
up too hard, when I get my energy level 
so high that I'm wringing inside; I j 
have to stop it. Nothing can be that 
important, so the way 1 show its unim- 
portance to myself is to have a drink or 
two or three or whatever. The next thing 
you know, I'm a little juiced. It's really 
a defiance of my own involvement. It 
lows me to be honest with myself. When 
I get stoned, I reduce myself in my own 
eyes to nothing. 

PLAYBOY: Why do you want to do that? 
MARVIN: Because for every high, there 
must be a low. If my involvement be- 
comes too intense, I have to counterbal- 
псе it by getting stoned. Then I can 
figure a straight, pure thought. Pure 
thoughts are survival thoughts. At the 
survival stage, you can really look at 
something and say, “I've gone too far in 
this direction. How do I stop it?” Invari- 
ably, it works for me. 

PLAYBOY: Even the morning after? 
MARVIN: When I wake up, I've figured 
something out, I don't know what it is, 
but at least it doesn't bother me any- 
more, Totally juvenile, but it works. 
“The aftermath, of course, is tremendous 
hangovers and guili—and the pledge. 
“Then, three days later, when my joints 
start to creak again, I have to look 
around for oil. 

PLAYBOY: Are you a genial drunk or a 
belligerent one? 

MARVIN: It depends on what I'm drink- 
ing, how much I'm drinking, why Tra 
drinking and who I'm drinking with. I 
was working very hard once. doing a 
television drama called Sergeant Ryker, 
and one night after the shooting was 
completed, I was drinking im : 
Fernando Valley bar with an assi 
irector. We were laughing and telling 
cach other storics—but this stranger 
kept barging in. He was just asking for 


it. In the past, guys I had never scen 
before would walk up to me in a bar 
and tell me that their wives really hated 
my guts, I'd just sneer. It was expected 
of me. But it would always end up in a 
very amicable conversation and I'd say, 
“Well, maybe your wife is right." So he'd 
say. “Nobody's that bad. I mean, you 
ought to know my wife." Before long, 
we would be buying cach other a couple 
of drinks and laughing. 

But this guy in the Valley just kept 
baiting me, My thoughts were a million 
“miles from him. He was fulfilling some 
need and, goddamn it, for some dumb, 
stupid reason, I helped him along. 1 just 
had to shut him up, so I hit him over the 
head with a banjo. It had nothing to do 
with him. I'm sure I had a mask on him 
he represented some anxiety that I was 
working out and he just happened to be 
in the way. Otherwise, I probably would 
have slammed myself. Anyway. I was 
responsible for what happened, so I 
paid the guy. At least he got another set 
of teeth ош of й- апа some money. 
PLAYBOY: That kind of offscreen behay- 
ior seems to be consistent with the ch 
acters you most often portray in films. 
In Ship of Fools, for example, you 
played Bill Tenny, a washed-up former 
baseball s whom one reviewer called 
“a boorish, frightened, whoring, 
ic bigot.” At the time you made that 
film, you told a reporter, “I had to play 
him, because he is a facet of me. a part 
of me I don't like.” Do you share all 
those traits? 

MARVIN: Sure. They're just magnifica- 
tions. Tenny was such an unpleasant 
guy that nobody else would play him. 
Even 1 bridled when 1 was first offered 
the part. But my attitude changed when 
1 realized Id be playing myself. It was 
perfect typecasting—all my facets mul 
plied and expanded, I steeped myself i 
that guy, got it all together at one time 
and then exposed it. Having examined 
myself that closely, 1 knew I wouldn't 
have to do it ag; I'm rid of it, so I 
don't have to fear that those things wi 
come out in me again. No, thats not 
o To be honest, on occasions I can 
still be a pain in the ass, just like Bill 
Tenny. I try not to be, but once in a 
while I slip. 

PLAYBOY: Are you still boorish? 
MARVIN: Yeah, sometimes when I'm with 
friends and I wish І weren't. When I 
have nothing to say intellectually, when 
I'm not attuned to my surroundings, I 
tell a dirty joke. I'm still guilty of those 
excesses, but I try to be less guilty. 
PLAYBOY: Are you a bigot? 

MARVIN: No, that was something I felt 
kindergarten. “The world has gone by 
quite a few days since I was a kid. I was 
raised in New York in the Twenties and 
the early Thirties in a very class and 


area. Your address meant 
ng—and your “background.” I 
heard all the bigoted remarks by the 
time I was five or six. Kids talking. 
Adults grumbling, “That so-and-so prick!” 
Growing up and discovering that the 
other races, creeds and colors weren't 
really any worse than mine was a revela- 
tion for me. 1 still can't say that all the 
stereotypes aren't true, but they're more 
often false than true. 

PLAYBOY: From what you said about fear 
earlier in this interview, would it be fair 
to conclude that, like Bill Tenny, you're 
frightened as well as boorish, whoring 
and alcoholic? 

MARVIN: Oh, yeah, Frequently. Fear is 
possibly the greatest motivation there is. 
Bur, as 1 said before, by pretending not 
to fear, you can make it work for you 
and get the job done, Every actor is full 
of doubts about himself, and I'm no 
exception. If you sce those fears in your- 
selí—and expose them—the audience 
an associate with you more deeply than 
if you try to play it safe and pretend to 
be the invincible tough guy. To show 
my suength is nothing; to show my 
weakness is everything. I suppose it 
takes a certain kind of strength to admit 
your fears, but I really don't think 
anything more than simple honesty. 
PLAYBOY: You've reached a peak in your 
profession in terms of wealth, power and 
public acceptance, What do you have left 
to fear? 

MARVIN. You have to remember there arc 
tremendous chasms between the peaks. 
Tve lost my grip before and it could 
happen again. Is a long way down and 
it gets deeper every time. To be a failure 
when I was 30 isn't like being a failure 
when I'm 44. There's more to lose and 
less time to get it back. 

PLAYBOY: You said earlier that you've 
overcome your fear of death, but you 
seem to dread growing older. 

MARVIN: Not really. 1 don’t want any 
more than Гуе got coming to me, and I 
don't understand those who do. Like, 
why would anyone want to undergo a 
heart transplant? A person would have 
to have led a pretty empty life to be 
that frightened of dying. How would 
you like to be walking around with a 
17-year-old broad's heart in your chest. 
just to live a few years longer? You 
wouldn't know whether to menstruate 
te. Jesus, give me my span of 
years and knock me down when it's all 
over. Yowve got to make room for the 
other guy. I know that when my ashes 
are blown away or they stuff me in a 
sewer, irs not going to hurt. I've had 
the simple pleasure of being present 
when the sun was shining and the rain 
was falling. I've had mine, and nobody 
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fiction By ROBERT COOVER avr. ѕтеррер orr тик curo and got hit 
by a truck. He didn't know at first what it was that hit him; but now, here 
on his back, under the truck, there could be no doubt. Is it me? he wondered, 
Have 1 walked the carth and come here? 

Just as he was struck, and while still tumbling in front of the truck and 
then under the wheels, in a Kind of funhouse gambado of pain and terror, 
he had thought: This has happened before. Yet, oddly, it never had. There’ 
a woman, he thought, and a doctor... . His neck had sprung; there was a 
sudden flash of light and a blazc roaring up in the back of his head, The hot 
—almost fragrant—pain: That was new. It was the place he felt he'd 
returned to. 

He lay perpendicular to the length of the truck, under the trailer, just to 
the rear of the truck's second of three sets of wheels. All of him was under 
the truck but his head and shoulders. Maybe I'm being born again, he 
reasoned. He stared straight up, past the side of the truck, toward the sky, 
pale-blue and cloudless. The tops of skyscrapers closed toward the center of 
his vision; now that he thought about it, he realized it was the first time in 
years he had looked up at them, and they seemed inclined to fall. The old 
illusion; one of them, anyway. The truck was red with white letters, but his 
severe angle of vision up the side kept him from being able to read the 
letters. A сарї he could see that—and a number, yes, it seemed to be a 
14, He smiled inwardly at the irony, for he had a private fascination with 
numbers: 14! He thought he remembered having had a green light, but it 
didn't really matter, No way to prove it. It would have changed by now, in 
any case. The thought, obscurely, troubled him. 

"Crazy goddamn fool he just walk right out in fronta me no respect 
just askin’ for a bustin!” 

The voice, familiar somchow, guttural, yet falsetto, came from above 
and to his right. People were gathering to stare down at him, shaking their 
heads, He felt like one chosen. He tricd to turn his head toward the voice, 
but his neck flashed hot again. Things were bad. Better just to lie still, take 
no chances. Anyway, he saw now, just in the comer of his cye, the cab of the 
truck, red like the trailer, and poking out its window, the large head of the 
truck driver, wagging in the sunshine. The driver wore a small tweed 
cap—4oo small, in fact: It sat just on top of his head 

“Boy I seen punchies in my sweet time but this cookie takes the cake 
God bless the laboring classes I say and preserve us from the humble freak!” 

The truck driver spoke with broad gestures, bulbous eyes rolling, runty 
body thrusting itself in and out of the cab window, little hands flying wildly 
about. Paul worried still about the light. It was important, yet how could he 
ever know? The world was an ephemeral place, it could get away from you 
in a minute. The driver had a bent red nose and coarse reddish hair that 
stuck out like straw. A hard, shiny chin, too, like a mirror image of the 
hooked nose. Paul's eyes wearied of the strain and he had to stop looking. 

“Listen lays and gentmens I'm a good Christian by Judy a decent 
hard-workin’ fambly man carnin’ a honest wage and got a dear little woman 
and seven yearnin’ young'uns all my own seed a responsible man and 
goddamn that boy what he do but walk right into me and my poor ole 
truck! 

On some faces Paul saw compassion, or at least a neutral curiosity, an 
idle amusement; but on most he saw reproach. There were those who winced 
on witnessing his state and scemed to understand, but there were others—a 
majority—who jeered. 

“He asked for it, il you ask mel 

"It's the idler plays the fool and the workingman's to hang for it! 

“Shouldn't allow his kind out to walk the streets!” 

“Let it be a lesson! 

It worsened. Their shouts grew louder and ran together. There were 


“help me, i'm hurt," said paul, but his 
silent scream went unheard by the 
insensate. bedlam crowd of onlookers 


82 


orations and the waving of flags. Paul was wondci 
Had he been carrying anything? No, no. He had only 
—wait!—a book? Very likely, but . . . ah, well. Perhaps 
he y ing it still. There was no feeling in his 
fingers. 

The people were around him like flies, grievances were 
being aired, sides taken, and there might have been a 
brawl, but a policeman arrived and broke it up. “All 
right, everybody! Stand back, please!” he shouted. “Give 
this man some air! Can't you see he's been injured? 

At last, Paul thought. He relaxed. For a moment, he'd 
felt himself in a strange and hostile country, but now 
he felt at home again. He even began to believe he 
might survive. Though, really: Had he ever doubted it? 
verybody back, back!” The policeman was effective 
The crowd grew quiet, and by the sound of their sullen 
shuffling, Paul guessed they were backing olf. Not that 
he got more or less air by it, but he felt relieved, just 
the same. “Now,” said the policeman, gently but firmly, 
"what has happened here?" 

And with that, it all started up again, the same as 
before—the clamor, the outrage, the arguments—but 
louder and more discordant than 
ever, I'm hurt, Paul said. No one 
heard. The policeman cried out for 
order, and slowly, with his shouts, 
with his night stick, with his threats, 
he reduced them again to silence. 

One lone voice hung at the end 


as carr 


"For the last time, mister, stop 
goosing me!" Everybody laughed, 
released. 


"Stop goosing her, sir!” the police. 
man commanded, with his chin 
thrust firmly forward, and everybody 
laughed again. 

Paul almost laughed, 

couldn't, quite. Besides, he'd just, 
with that, got the picture; and given 
his condition, it was not a funny one. 
He opened his eyes and there was the 
policeman bent down over him. He 
had a notebook in his hand. 
‘ow, tell me, son, what happened here?” The police- 
man's face was thin and pale, like a student's, and he 
wore a trim liule tuft of black mustache under the 
pinched peak of his nose 

Yve just been hit, Paul explained, by this truck 
then he realized that he probably didn't say it 
that speech was an art no longer his. He cast 
indicatively toward the cab of the truck. 

“Listen, I asked you what happened here! Car got 
your tongue, young man? 

“Crazy goddamn fool he just walk right out in fronta 
me no respect just askin’ for a bustin!” 

The policeman remained crouched over Paul but 
turned his head up to look at the truck driver. The 
policeman wore a brilliant blue uniform with large 
brass buttons. And gold epaulets 
Boy I seen punchies in my sweet time but this cookie 
takes the cake God bless the laboring classes 1 say and 
preserve us from the humble freak!” 

The policeman looked down at Paul, then back at the 
truck driver. “I Know about truck drivers,” Paul heard 
him say. 


but he 


and 
all, 


cyes 


"Listen lays and gentmens Fm а good Christian by 
Judy a decent hard-workin’ fambly man carnin' a hon- 
est Wage and got a dear little woman and seven yearnin 
young'uns all my own seed a responsible man and god- 
damn that boy what he do but walk right into me and 
my poor ole trike. Truck, I mean.’ 


There was a loose uttering from the crowd, but the 
policeman's frown and raised stick contained it. “What's 
your name, lad?" he asked, turning back to Paul. At first, 
the policeman smiled; he knew who truck drivers were 
and he knew who Pauls were, and there was a salvation 
of sorts in that smile, but gradually it faded. “Come, 
come, boy! Don’t be afraid!” He winked, nudged him 
gently. “We're here to help you.” 

Paul, Paul replied. But, no, no doubt about it, it was 
jammed up in there and he wasn't getting it out. 

“Well, if you won't help me, 1 can’t help you," the 
policeman said pettishly and tilted his nose. "Anybody 
here know this man?” he called out to the crowd. 

Again a roar, a threatening tumult of words and 
sounds, shouts back and forth. lt was hard to know if 
none knew him or if they all did. But then one voice, 
belted out above the others, came 
through: “O God in heaven! Is 
Amory! Amory Westerman!" The 
voice, a woman's, hysterical by the 
sound of it, drew near. “Amory! 
What . . . what have they done to 
you?” 

Paul understood. It was not a mis- 
take. He was astonished by his own 
acumen. 

“Do you know this young man 
the policeman asked, lifting his nore- 
book. 


“What? Know him? Did Sarah 
know Abraham? Did Eve know 
Cain?" 


The policeman cleared his throat 
uneasily. "Adam," he corrected soltly. 

"You know who you know, I know 
who I know," the woman said, and 
let fly with a low, throaty snipger. 
The crowd responded with a belly laugh. 
“But this young ma the policeman insisted, 
flustered. 

“Who, you and Amory?” the woman cried. “I ca 
believe it!“ The crowd laughed and the policeman bit 
his lip. “Amory! What new persecutions are these?” She 
billowed out above him: old, maybe even 70, fat and 
bosomy, pasty-faced with thick red rouge, head haloed 
by ringlets of sparse orangish hair. “My poor Amory!” 
And down she came on him. Paul tried. to duck, got 
only a hot flash in his neck for it. Her breath reeked ol 
cheap gin. Help, said Paul. 

“Hold, madam! Stop!” the policeman cried, tugging 
at the woman's fur collar. She stood, threw up her arms 
belore her face, staggered backward. What more she 
did, Paul couldn't sec, for his view of her face wa 
largely blocked by the bulge of her breasts and belly. 
There were laughs, though. "Everything in order here,” 
grumped the policeman, tapping his notebook. "Now, 
what's your name, please, uh, miss, madam?" 

“My name?" She twirled gracelessly on one dropsied 
ankle and cried to the crowd: "Shall I tell?" 


“Tell! Tell! Tell!” shouted the spectators, clapping 
rhythmically. Paul let himself be absorbed by it; there 
alter all, nothing else to do. 

The policeman, rapping a pencil against his blue 
notebook to the rhythm of the chant, leaned down over 
Paul and whispered: “I think we've got them on our 
side now!” 

Paul, his gaze floating giddily up past the thin white 
face of the police officer and the red side of the truck 
into the horizonless blue haze above, wondered if alli- 
ance were really the key to it all. What am I without 
them? Could I even die? Suddenly, the whole world 
seemed to tip: His feet dropped and his head rose. Be- 
neath him the red machine shot grease and muck, the 
host rioted above his head, the earth pushed him from 
behind, and out front the skyscrapers pointed, like so 
many insensate fingers, the path he must walk to ob) 
ion. He squeezed shut his eyes to set right the world 
again—he was alraid he would slide down beneath the 
truck to disappear from sight forever. 

“Му name——" bellowed the woman, and the crowd 
hushed, tittering softly. Paul opened his eyes. He was on 
his back again. The policeman stood 
over him, mouth agape, pencil 
poised. The woman's pufly face was 
sequined with sweat. Paul wondered 
what she'd been doing while he 
wasn't watching. “My name, officer, 
is Grund: 

“I beg your pardon?" The police- 
man, when nervous, had a way of nib- 
ng his mustache with his lowers. 

"Mis. Grundy, dear boy." She 
patted the policeman's thin cheek, 
tweaked his nose. “But you can call 
me Charity.” The policeman blushed 
She twiddled her index finger in his 
litle mustache. "Kootchy-kootchy- 
koo!” Roar of laughter from the 
crowd. 

The policeman sneezed, “Please!” 
he protesied. 

Mrs. Grundy curtsied and stooped 
to unzip the officer's fly. “Hello! Anybody home?" 

“Slop that!" squeaked the policeman through the 
thunderous laughter and applause. Strange, thought 
Paul, how much Im enjoying thi: 

"But where was 1?" the woman asked. “I seem to have 
got off the” 

“This . . this young fellow," said the policeman, 
pointing with L He zipped up, blew his nose. 
“Mr.—uh—Mr. Westerman . . . you said: А 
“Mr. who?" The woman shook her jowls, perplexed. 
She frowned down at Paul, then brightened. “Oh, yes! 
Amory!” She paled, seemed to sicken. Paul, if he 
could've, woukl've smiled. "Good God!" she rasped, as 
though appalled at what she saw. Then, once more, she 
took an operatic grip on her breasts and staggered back 
a step. “O mortality! O fatal mischief! Done in! A noble 
man lies stark and stiff! Delenda est Carthago! Sic transit 
glans mund. 

Gloria, corrected. Paul. No, leav 

“Squashed like a lousy bug!" she cried. “And at the 
height of his potency 

“Now, wait just a minute!" the policeman protested. 


w 


“The final curtain! The last farewell! The journcy's 
end! Over the hill! The last muster!" Each phrase was 
answered by a happy shout from the mob. “Across the 
river! The way of all flesh! “The last roundup!" She 
sobbed, then ballooned down on him again, twcaked his 
r and whispered: "How's Charity's weetsie snotkins, 
enh? Him fall down and bump his little putsy? Mumsy 
kiss and make well!" And she let him have it on the— 
well, sort of on the left side of his nose, left cheek and 
part of his left eye: one wet enveloping sour blubbering 
ki and this time, sorrily, the policeman did not 
intervene. He was busy taking notes. Officer, said Paul. 

"Hmmm," the policeman muttered, and wrote. 

G-rwn—ah, ahem, Grundig, Grundig—d, yes, 
dig. Now, what did you” 

The woman labored clumsily to her feet, plodded over 
behind the policeman and squinted over his shoulder at 
the notes he was taking. “That's a 'y' there, buster, a 
" She jabbed а stubby ruby-tipped finger at the 
notebook. 

“Grundigy?” asked the policen 
kind of a name is that?” 

“No, no!” the old woman whined, 
her grand manner flung to the winds. 
“Grundy! Grundy! Without the ‘ig, 
don't you see? You take off your” 

“Oh, Grundy! Now I have it!” 
an scrubbed the back 
end of his pencil in the notebook. 
“Darned eraser. About shot.” The 
paper tore. He looked up irritably. 
‘an't we just make it Grundig? 
ndy,” said the woman coldly. 

‘The policeman ripped the page out 
of his notebook, rumpled it up an- 
grily and hurled it to the street. “АП 
ghe gosh damn it all!" he cried in 
e, scribbling: “Grundy. 1 have 
it. Now get on with it, lady! 
Officer!” cried Mrs. Grundy, clasp- 
ing a handkerchief to her throat. 
“Remember your place, or I shall 
speak to your superior!” The police- 
man shrank, blanched. 

Paul knew what would come. He could read these 
two like a book. Гл the strange one, he thought. He 
wanted to watch their faces, but his street-level view 
gave him at best a perspective on their underchins. It 
was their crotches that were prominent. Butts and bel- 
lies: the squashed bug's-eye view. And that was strange, 
too: that he wanted to watch their faces. 

“The policeman was begging for mercy, wringing his 
pale hands. There were [aint hissing sounds wriggling 
out of the crowd like serpents. “Cut the shit, Mac,” 
Charity Grundy said finally, “you're overdoing it.” The 
officer nibbled his mustache, stared down at his note- 
book. “You wanna know who this poor clown is, right?” 
The policeman nodded. “OK, are you ready?” She 
clasped her bosom again and the crowd hushed. The 
police officer held his notebook up, the pencil poised. 
Mrs. Grundy sniffed, looked down at Paul, winced, 
turned away and wept into her furpiece. “Officer!” she 
gasped. "He was my lover!” 

Halloos and cheers from the crowd, passing to laugh- 
ter. The policeman started to smile, blinking down at 


n in disbelief. “What 


83 


Mrs. Grundy's body; but with a twitch of his mustache, he suppressed it. 

“We met... just one year ago today. O fateful hour!” She smiled 
bravely, brushing back a tear, her lower lip quivering. Once, her hands 
clenched woefully before her face, she winked down at Paul. The wink 
nearly convinced him. Maybe I'm him, after all. Why not? “He was selling 
sea chests, door to door. I can see him now as he was then She paused 
to look down at him and wrinkles of revulsion swept over her face. Some- 
how, this brought laughter. She looked away, puckered her mouth and 
ed her eyes, shook one hand limply from the wrist. The crowd was 
really with her. 

‘Mrs. Grundy,” the officer whispered, "please. . . 

“Yes, there he was, chapfallen and misused, orphaned by the rapacious 
world, yet pure and undefiled, there: There at my door!” With her baggy 
arm flung out, quavering, she indicated her door. “Bent nearly double under 
his impossible sea chest, perspiration illuminating his manly brow, wound- 
ing his eyes, wrinkling his undershirt 

“Careful,” cautioned the policeman nervously, glancing up from his 
notes. He must have filled 20 or 30 pages by now. 

“In short, my heart went out to him!” Gesture of heart going out. 
though—alas!—my need for sea chests was limited“ 

The spectators somehow discovered something amusing in this and 
tittered knowingly. Mainly in the way she said it, Paul supposed. Her story, 
in truth, did not bother him so much as his own fascination with it. He 
knew where it would lead, but it didn’t matter, In fact, maybe that was 
what fascinated him. 

“I invited him in. Put down that horrid sea chest, dear boy, and come 
in here,’ I cried, ‘come in to your warm and obedient Charity, love, come in 
for a cup of tea, come in and rest, rest your pretty little shoulders, your 
pretty little back, your pretty little. . . . Mrs. Grundy paused, smiled with 
a faint arch of one eyebrow and the crowd responded with another burst 
of laughter. “And it was pretty little, OK,” she grumbled, and again they 
whooped. 

How was it now? he wondered. In fact, he'd been wondering all along. 

“And, well, officer, that’s what he did, he did put down his sea chest— 
alas! sad to tell, right on my unfortunate cat, Rasputin, dozing there in the 
day's brief sun, God rest his soul, his—again, alas! —somewhat homaloidal 
soul!” 

She had a great audience. They hadn't failed her, nor did they now. 

The policeman, who had finally squatted down to write on his knee, 
now stood and shouted for order. "Quiet! Quiet!” His mustache twitched. 
'an't you see this is a serious matter?" He's the funny one, thought Paul. 
The crowd thought so, too, for the laughter mounted, then finally died 
away. “And . . and then what happened?" the policeman whispered. But 
they heard him anyway and screamed with delight, throwing up a new 
clamor in which could be distinguished several coarse paraphrases of the 
policeman's question. The officer’s pale face flushed. He looked down at 
Paul with a brief commiserating smile and shrugged his shoulders. Paul 
made a try at a never-mind kind of gesture, but, he supposed, without bring- 
ing it off. 

“What happened next? you ask, you naughty boy." Mrs. Grundy shook 
and wriggled. Cheers and whistles. She cupped her plump hands under her 
breasts and hitched her abundant hips heavily to onc side. "You don't 
understand," she told the crowd. "I only wished to be a mother to the lad 
Hoo-has and catcalls. “But I had failed to realize, in that flecting tragic 
moment when he piled his burden down on poor Rasputin, how I was 
wrenching his young and unsullied heart asunder! Oh, yes, I know, I 
know 

“This is the dumbest story 1 ever heard,” interrupted the policeman 
finally, but Mrs. Grundy paid him no heed. 

“1 know I'm old and fat, that I've crossed the grand climacteric!” She 
winked at the crowd's yowls of laughter. “1 know the fragrant flush of first 
flower is gone forever!" she cried, not letting a good thing go, pressing her 
wrinkled palms down over the soft swoop of her blimpsized hips, pecking 
coyly over one plump shoulder at the shrieking crowd. The policeman 
stamped his foot, but no one noticed except Paul. “I know—yet, yet: 


And 


ILLUSTRATIONS BY JAMES BARKLEY 


85 


PLAYBOY 


86 


Somehow, face to face with little Charity, 
a primitive unnamable urgency welled 
up in his untaught loins, his pretty 
litle 
“Stop it! cried the policeman. “This 
as gone far enough!” 

And you ask what happened next? I 
1 tell you, officer, I shall lay bare 

ly" And again, that old woman had 
great timing, she paused in midsentence 
nd launched the mob into new frenzies. 
“Yes, officer, why conceal the truth . . . 
from you. of all people?" Though uneasy, 
the policeman scemed frankly pleased 
that she had put it this “Yes, with- 
out further discourse, he buried his pretty 
little head in my enfolding bosom"— 
И felt a distressing sense of suffoca- 
tion, though perhaps it had been with 
him all the while—"and he tumbled me 
there, yes, there on the front porch. 
alongside his sea chest and my dying 
Rasputin, there in the sunlight, before 
God, before the neighbors, before Mr. 
Dunlevy, the mailman, who is hard of 
hearing, before the children from down 
the block, passing on their shiny little 
tricycles. before the high school girls on 
their — 


sh: 


goddamn fool he just walk 
right out in fronta me no respect just 
for a bustin’!” said a fami 


voice, 
Mrs. Grundy's broad face, now streaked 
ith tears and mottled with a tense pink 
flush, glowered. There was a long and 
difficult silence. Then she narrowed her 
eyes, smiled faintly, touched a handker 
chief to her eye, plunged the handker- 
chief back down her bosom and resumed: 
"Before, in short, the whole itchy eyes 
zog world, a coupling unequaled in the 
history of Western man!" Some applause, 
which she acknowledged. "Assaulted but 
es, I confess it—assaulted but aglow, 
1 reminded him ol” 

"Boy I seen punchies in my sweet 
time but this cookie takes the cake God 
bless the laboring classes I say and pre- 
from the humble freak! 
ing his wearying 


huge head at the crowd. Mrs. Grundy 
padded heavily over to him, the back of 
her thick neck reddening, and swung her 
purse in a gi arc; but the truck 
driver recoiled into his cab, 
with a taunting cackle. Then, 


the same instant, he poked his red- 
beaked head out again and, rolling his 
eyes, said: "Listen lays and gentmens 


Ym a good Christian by Judy a decent 
hardworkin' fambly man earnin’ a hon- 
est wage and got a dear little woman and 
seven yearnin’ young'uns all my own 
seed a responsible — 
Il responsible your ass!” hollered 
undy and let fly with her 
purse again; but once more, the driver 
ducked inside, cackling obscenely. The 
crowd, taking sides, was more hysterical 
than ever. 


Again 
popped out: 


the drivers waggling head 
тап and god" he be- 


gan. but this time Mrs. Grundy was 
waiting for him. Her great lumpish 


purse caught him square on his bent red 
nosc—ka-RAACK, d the truck driv- 
er slumped lifelessly over the door of 
his cab, his stubby little arms dangling 
limp, reaching just below the top of his 
head. As best Paul could tell, the tweed 
cup did not drop off; but since his eyes 
were cramped with fatigue, he had to 
stop looking before the truck driver's 
head ceased bobbing against the door. 

Man and god! he thought. Of course! 
Terrific! What did it mean? Nothing. 

The policeman made futile little ges- 
tures of interference but apparently had 
too much respect for Mrs. Grundy's 
purse to carry them out. That purse was 
Lig enough to hold a bowling ball, and 
maybe it did. 

Mrs. Grundy, tongue dangling and 
panting furiously, clapped one hand 
over her heart and, with the other, 
fanned herself with the handkerchief. 
Paul saw sweat dripping down her legs. 
“And so—foo!—I, I—puf!— reminded 
him of, of the—whee!—the cup of te: 
she gasped. She paused, swallowed, 
mopped her brow, sucked in a decp lung- 
ful of air and exhaled it slowly. She 
cleared her throat. “And so I reminded 
him of the cup of tea!" she roared with 
a sweep of one powerful arm, the old 
style recovercd. There was a light smat- 
tering of complimentary applause, which 
Mrs. Grundy acknowledged with a short 
nod of her head. “We went inside. The 
air was heavy with expectation and the 
unmistakable aroma of cat shit. One 
might almost be pleased that Rasputin 
had yielded up the spirit" 

“NOW JUST STOP IT!" cried the 
policeman. “THIS 15—— 
tea, we sang the now- 
famous duct ¡Ciérrate la bragueta? ¡La 
braguela está cerrada!, I danced for him, 
he 


"ENOUGH. 1 SAID!" screamed die 


policeman, “THIS 15 ABSURI 

Yowre warm, said Paul, But that’s not 
quite it. 

“Absurd?” cried Charity Grundy, 
aghast, “Absurd? You call my dancing 
absurd?" 

“L didn't say” 

“Grotesque. perhaps; and, yes. a bit 


awesome but absurd!” 
by the lapels, lifting him off the ground. 
“What do you have against dancing, you 
What do you have against grace?” 
please! Put me down 
"Or is it you don't believe I can 
dance?" She dropped him. 
N-no! No! 1” 
how him! Show him!" ch 
crow 
The policeman spun on them. “STOP! 
IN THE NAME OF THE LAW!” They 
obeyed. "This man is injured. He may 


She grabbed him 


ated the 


die. He needs help. It's no joking matter. 
I ask for your cooperation.” He paused 
for effect. "That's better," The police 
man stroked mustache, preening a 
bit. “Now, ahem. is there a doctor pres- 
ent? A doctor, please?” 

“Oh, officer, you're cute! 
cute!" s: Grundy on 
The сом snickered. 

“Now. just cut it ош!” the police- 

an ordered, glaring angrily across 
chest at Mrs. Grundy. "Gosh 
damn it, now, you stop it this instant!" 

“Aww, you're jealous" cried Mrs. 
Grundy. "And of poor little supine Ras- 
putin! Amory. I mean." The spectators 
were in great spirits again, total rebel- 
lion threatening. and the police officer 
was at the end of his rope. “Well, don’t 
be jealous dear boy!” cooed Mrs. 
Grundy. "Charity tell you a weetsie bitty 
secret.” 

Stop!” sobbed the policeman. Be care- 
ful where you step, said Paul below. 

Mrs. Grundy leaned perilously out 
over Paul and got a grip on the police- 
man’s car. He winced but no longer at- 
tempted escape. “That boy,” she said, 
“he humps terrible! 

It carried out to the crowd and broke 
it up. It was her big line and she wam- 
bled about gloriously, her rouged mouth 
stretched in a flabby toothless grin. re- 
trieving the pennies that people were 
1 knew about them fro 
being hit by them: one landed on his 
upper lip, stayed there, emitting that 
familiar dead smell common to pennies 
the world over), thrusting her chest for 
ward to catch them in the cleft of her 
bosom. She shook and. shaking, 
She grabbed policeman’s h: 
pulled him forward to share a bow with 
her. The policeman smiled awkwardly. 
You asked for a doctor.” said an 
ancient but gentle voice. 

The crowd noises subsided. Paul 
opened his eyes and discovered above 
him a stooped old man in a rumpled 
gray suit. His hair was shaggy and 
white, his face dry, lined with age. He 
wore rimless glasses, carried a black 
He smiled down at Paul, 
lc of а man who compre 
hends pain, then looked back at the 
policeman. Inexplicably, a wave of terror 
ul. 


You're very 
a new tack. 


ted a doctor," the old man 


Yes!" cried the policeman, 
almost in tears. “Oh, thank God!” 
"а rather you thanked the profes- 
sion," the doctor said. "Now, wha 
seems to be the problem: 
“Oh, doctor, it's awful!” 
man twisted the notebook in his hands, 
fairly destroying it. "This man has becn 
struck by this truck, or so it would ap- 
pear, no one seems to know, it’s all a 
terrible mystery, and there is 2 wornan, 


The police 


“Do you have any games that can be played in 
bed by two or more consenting adults?” 


PLAYBOY 


88 


but now I don't see—— And I'm not 
even sure of his name“ 

“No matter,” interrupted the doctor 
with a Шу nod of his old head, “who 
he is. He is a man and that, I assure 
you, is enough for me” 

Doctor, it’s so good of you to say 
wept the policeman. 

Im in trouble, thought Paul. Oh, 
boy, I'm really in trouble. 

“Well, now, let us just see,” said the 
doctor, crouching down over Paul. He 
lifted Paul's eyelids with his thumb and 
peered intently at Paul's eyes; Paul, anx- 
ious to assist, rolled them from side to 
side. Just relax, son,” the doctor s; 
He opened his black bag, rummaged 
about in it, withdrew a flashlight. Paul 
was not sure exactly what the doctor did 
after that, but he seemed to be looking. 
in his ears. I can't move my head, Paul 
told him, but the doctor only asked: 
"Why does he have a penny under his 
nose?” His manner was not such as to 
insist upon an answer, and he got none. 
Gently, expertly, he pried Paul's teeth 
apart, pinned his tongue down with a 
wooden depressor and scrutinized his 
throat, “Ahh, yes," he mumbled. "Hmm, 
hmm.” 

“How ... how is he, doctor?” stam- 
mered the policeman softly. “Will . . . 
will he... ?" 

The doctor glared scornfully at the 
officer, then withdrew a stethoscope 
from his bag. He hooked it in his ears, 
slipped the le bande shirt and 
listened intently, his old head inclined 
io one side like a bird listening for 
worms, Absolu silence now. Paul 
could hear the doctor breathing, the po- 
liceman whimpering soltly. He had the 
vague impression that the doctor tapped 
his chest a time or two, but if so, he 
didn't feel it. Hmm“ said the doctor 
gravely, hes . .” 

“Oh, please! What is it, doctor?” the 
policeman cried. 

“What is What is i?" shouted the 
doctor in a sudden burst of rage. “I'll 
tell you what is И!" He sprang to hi 
fect, nimble for an old man. “I cannot 
examine this patient while you're hove 
ing over my shoulder and mewling like 
a goddamn schoolboy, (Лаз what is 
it!“ 


stammered the 
officer, staggering backward. 

“And how do you expect me to exam- 
ine a man half buried under a damned 


“B-but 1 only 


truck?” The doctor was in a terrible 
temper. 

"But E i 

“Damr ГИ but-I you. you idiot, if 


you don't remove this truck from. the 
scene so that I can determine the true 
gravity of this man's injuries! Have I 
made myself clear?” 

“Yes! But, but whavhat am I to 
do?” wept the police officer, hands 
clenched before his mouth. Tin only a 


simple policeman, docto 
duty belore God and couni 
Simple, you said it" barked the 
doctor. “1 told you what to do, you God- 
and-count simpleton—now gel moving!" 

God and count! Did it again, thought 
Paul. Now what? 

The policeman, chewing wretchedly 
on the corners of his notebook, stared 
first at Paul, then ar the truck, at the 
crowd, back at the truck. Paul felt fairly 
certain now that the letter following the 
К on the trucks side was an I. “© 
I, shall I pull him out from under 
the officer began tentatively, thin chin 
aquiver. 
оой God, no!” stormed the doc- 
tor, stamping his foot. “This man may 
have a broken neck! Moving him 
would kill him, don’t you see that, you 
sniveling birdbrain? Now, goddamn it, 
wipe your wretched nose and go wake 
up your . . . your accomplice up there, 
and I mean right now! Tell him to back 
his truck off this poor dev 


doing my 


"B-back it off! But, but he'd have to 


run over hi n! He — 

“Don't by God run-over-himagain me, 
you black-shirt hireling, or ГЇЇ have your 
badge!” screamed the doctor, brandishing 
his stethoscope. 

The policeman hesitated but a mo- 
ment to glance down at Paul's body, 
then turned and ran to the front of 
the truck. “Hey! Come on, youl” He 
whacked the driver on the head with his 


night stick Hollow thank! “Ip and at 
tem!” 
“DAMN THAT BOY AT HE DO 


BUT WALK RIGHT, 
driver, rearing up wildly and fluttering 
his head as though lost, “INTO ME 
AND MY POOR OLE TRICK! 
TRUCK, I MEAN!” The crowd laughed. 
again, first time in a long time. but the 
doctor stamped his foot and they quieted 
right down. 

“Now start up that engine, you, right 
now! I mean it!" ordered the police- 
man, stoking his he. He was ger 
ting a little of his old style back. He 
slapped the night stick in his palm two 
or three times. 

Paul felt the pavement under his back 
quake as the truck driver started the 
motor. The white letters above him jog- 
gled in their red field like butterflies. 
Beyond, the sky's blue had deepened, 
but white clouds now flowered in it. 
The skyscrapers had grayed, as though 
withdrawing information, 

The trucks noise smothered the 
voices. but Paul did overhear the doctor 
and the policeman occasionally, the doc- 
tor ranting, the policeman imploring, 
something about mass and weight and 
vectors and direction. It was finally de- 
cided to go forward, since there were 
two sets of wheels up front and only one 
to the rear, but che truck driver ар 
ently misunderstood. because he backed 


cried the track 


up anyway and the middle set of wheels 
rolled up on top of Paul 

“Stop! STOP!" shricked the police 
officer, and the truck motor coughed 
and died. “I ordered you to go forward, 
you pighead, not backward! 

The driver popped his he: 
window, bulged his ping-pongball eyes 
at the policeman, then waggled his tiny 
hands cars and brayed. The officer 
took a fast practiced swing at the driv. 
ers big head, but the driver deftly 
dodged it. He clapped his runty hands 
and bobbed back inside the cab. 

"What oh what shall we ever do now?” 
wailed the officer. The doctor scowled at 
him with undisguised disgust. Paul felt 
like he was strangling, but he could lo- 
cate no specific pain past his neck. 
“Dear Lord above! There's wheels on 
each side of him and wheels in the 
middle!” 

The doctor snorted. “Figure that out 
by yourself, or somebody help уоп?” 

“You're making fun,” whimpered the 
officer. 


"AND YOU'RE MURDERING THIS 
MAN!" bellowed the doctor. 

‘The police officer uttered a short anx- 
ious ay, then raced to the front of the 
the 


tuck again. Hostility welling i 
crowd, 1 could hear it. “OK, OK! 
cried the officer. “Back up or go for- 
ward, please, I don’t care, but hurry! 
HURRY” 

The motor started up again, there 
was a juring grind of gears abrading, 
then slowly, slowly, slowly, the middle 
set of wheels backed down off Paul's 
body. There was a brief tense interim 
belore the next set climbed up on him, 
hesitated as a Ferris wheel hesitates at 
the top of its ambit, then sank down oft 
h 


Some time passed. 

He opened his eves, 

The truck had backed away, out of 
sight, out of Paul's limited ranpe of 
sight, anyway. His eyelids weighed 
dosed. He remembered the doctor being 
huddled over him, shreds of his clothing 
being peeled away. 

Much later, or perhaps not, he opened 
his eyes once more. The doctor and the 
policeman were standing over him, some 
other people, too, people he didn't recog 
nize, though he felt somehow he ought 
to know them. Mrs. Grundy, she was 
there; in fact, it looked for all the world 
jough she had set up a ticket booth 
ad was charging admission. Some of 
the people were holding little children 
up to see, warm faces, tender, compas- 
sionate, more or less. Newsmen were tak 
ing his picture. “You'll be famous," onc 
of them said. 

“His goddamn body is like 
stew.” the doctor was saying. 

The policeman shook his head. He 
a bit green. "Do you think” 
“Do 1 think what?" the doctor asked. 

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/ unimpressed with 


the grandiose promise of a 
utopian “great society,” eleven men 
of realistic vision chart a practical course 
on which we may now embark toward a more humane america 


ON MAY 21, 1964, President Johnson announced his plan to transform America—during 
Administration—into “The Great Society,” Rij 
rural poverty areas, our despoiled and dwindling natural resources, he promised “to 
assemble the best thought and the broadest knowledge from all over the world to 
find ... answers for America.” Four and a half years later, that lofty enterprise is 
foundering and almost forgotten—partly because of an unsympathetic Congress and 
the deadly drain of Vietnam. but also because it may have been presumptuous to 
think that anv society could so easily buy greatness. И now seems morc important 
кш annor able, 10 — decent Socictv. and to det future-historii 
decide whether or not it was “great.” Toward that end, PLAYBOY has asked 11 men. 
cach a recognized authority in those arcas of American life where the need for 
change is most acute, to outline the specific reforms that they think can and must 
be undertaken today in order to achieve a more decent and humane society—not in 
the sweet by-and-by but in the fastapproaching Seventies. Theodore Sorensen, ad- 
visor to two Presidents and author of Kennedy, describes a rational American for- 
eign policy that, by force of example rather than of arms, might recapture respect 
Tor America while peacefully protecting her global interests. The most pressing and 
interwoven domestic crises—race relations and poverty—are explored by New York's 
Mayor John Lindsay and Dr. Kenneth Clark, the eminent black psychologist. Novelist- 
, naturalist Peter Matthiessen insists that an aroused public must be mobilized in order 
to danse our damaged physical enyironment—from polluted lakes and rivers to 
blighted inner cities. That immense task is among the of technology 
“defined by Jerome Wiesner, President Kennedy sci divisor. Senatori Charles 
zoey calls on business to replace tokenism with uine ipy oly cuniaid ды dico 
reverse the decay of the ghettos. Yale chaplain William Sloane Coffin sets forth those 
steps thal mnst be taken if the university is to resume what he considers its rightful 
role as society's conscience. Both Edward Р. Morgan, senior correspondent of the innova- 
tive Public Broadcast Laboratory, writing on the communications industry and 
PLAYBOY Contributing Editor Kenneth Tynan, examining the arts, sec the overriding con- 
cerns of commercialiss: as a major block to the {тё flow of information and ideas. The 
author of The Secular City, pleads for a socially responsive and re- 
m as a sine que non of spiritual redemption. And in our final article, Su- 
preme Court Justice William O: Douglas argues that mplementing progressive programs 
for change will be impossible if the constitutional guarantees of such civil liberties as free 
speech and assembly which provide the ferment that is necessary to all progress—are not 
“safeguarded from repression. The nonutopiim proposals advanced in these 11 essays envi- 
sion an achievable society in which relations among Americans and between Americans and 
the rest of the world can be more rational, humane and respectful of individual dignity. If 
we have the will to achieve it, such a society might then be ready to reach for greatness. 


FOREIGN AFFAIRS By Theodore C. Sorensen ONE OF THE BASIC FLAWS in our post-war thinking about 
world affairs has been our missionary zeal to assure a decent society to others. We have naturally assumed that our 
own political, economic and social systems represent the desired standard of decency; and in a vain (both mean- 
ings of the word) attempt to foster these standards or to suppress other standards among peoples with wholly dif- 
ferent cultures and capacities, we have overextended our own commitments, meddled in the internal affairs of 
other nations, tied ourselves to the shakiest of despots, provided ammunition for those charging us with racial, po- 
litical or economic exploitation and made more difficult and costly the abatement of the Cold War. 1 do not wish 
to be listed among those who place all the blame for all th in all the four corners of the world on the hapless 
head of Uncle Sam. Our troubles with Stalin, with Mao, with Castro and with others— (continued on page 92) 


RACE RELATIONS By John V. Lindsay race 1s THE GREAT DOMESTIC ISSUE of our time. It infects 
tually all of the most inflammatory problems in our troubled society—violence and civil disorder, the accelerated 
increase in crime, welfarism, the blight of our cities, unemployment and poverty. Poverty is the dead weight that 
holds the black man down. It is not simply a condition; it is a handicap and, of late, it has become the goad that 
has driven him into the streets. Humorist Sam Levenson reports, quite accurately, that although he grew up in 
poverty on New York's Lower East Side, he and his brother Albert didn't realize it until later, because all their 
friends and neighbors were poor, too. Today, however, the television set—described by the Kerner Commission 


report as “that universal appliance of the ghetto"—gives the slum dweller a window to the world beyond his or- 
dinary view. It is only logical that he should want a piece of that world. The mayor (continued on page 270) 


EQUALITY & OPPORTUNITY By Kenneth B. Clark 1N MARCH 1964. President Johnson called for “a nation- 
al war on poverty." The objective: "total victory," he said. This declaration of war on poverty was not abrupt; it 
had deep roots in recent American history. Franklin D. Roosevelt's New Deal, with its Emergency Relief Admin- 
istration, its Works Project Administration, its National Youth Administration, its Civilian Conservation Corps, 
was an earlier version of that war, but it never achieved the final goal—the elimination of poverty itself. Despite 
the past two decades of rising prosperity and general affluence, the persistence of pockets of poverty and the related 
pathologies of increasing crime and delinquency and other manifestations of economic and racial discrimination 
have demanded the development of new approaches to the solution of these long-standing social problems. The civil 


rights crisis, reflecting, among other things, the increasing disparity in the average (continued on page 273) 


THE PHYSICAL ENVIRONMENT By Peter Matthiessen A DECENT PHYSICAL ENVIRONMENT for man is not 
attainable without control of human numbers. Like a culture of bacteria that ceases to grow when it can no longer 
dissipate its own wastes, man's increase must stop; should pollution of the atmosphere continue at its present rate, 
a permanent halt to the culture of man is predicted in less than a century. A poisoned biosphere knows no nation- 
al boundaries; that the U.S. is rich, or that its own birth rate has started to decline, will be almost meaningless, 
because man's habitat is one. If we are fortunate, new technologies will defer the day of reckoning until world pop- 
ulations can be stabilized and pollution of earth, air and water brought under control. Nuclear fuels will make thc 
crucial difference of abundant power. Together with fertilization of the sea, desalinization of salt water, weather 
control, intensive recycling of everything from wastes to water and other advances (continued on page 275) 


SCIENCE TECHNOLOGY By Jerome B. Wiesner CAN SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH and technology help man- 
kind create a more decent society? I think so. To be sure, at the end of a year that has seen two assassinations, the 
invasion of Czechoslovakia, the start of a new round in the arms race and the violence of the Democratic Conyen- 
tion in Chicago, this conclusion doesn't come easily. Some of the world's most thoughtful and humanistic 
observers—among them, Archibald MacLeish, Jean-Paul Sartre and Jacques Barzun—believe that science 
ultimately be man's undoing; that in elevating science and technology to the dominant role they hold in the ad- 
vanced nations, forces beyond human comprehension or control haye been unleashed. For most of man’s exist- 
ence, certainly, nature was his worst enemy. Now civilization's most serious threats are all man-made by-products 
of his efforts to cope with nature. No one can deny that the careless exploitation of (continued on page 277) 


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BUSINESS By Charles Н. Percy WHEN t LEFT COLLEGE, four out of five of my classmates went into busi- 
ness. That was their goal. Today, only one out of five college graduates says he might consider a career in business; 
the four others have their eyes on teaching. government, politics, VISTA or the Peace Corps. The generation now 
emerging from American colleges is less interested in getting ahead than in getting involved; it wants to contribute 
to society's welfare, not merely its own. If business could find no other motive for concerning itself with social prob- 
lems, its need to attract more of our best young people would be reason enough. Corporations can no longer stand 
aside from society's most urgent priorities and expect to satisfy ihe ambitions of young men and women who place 
idealism ahead of materialism. It is not always easy to sell this notion to those corporate leaders who think 
of today's world in terms of yesterday's values. Some maintain that corporate social (continued on page 280) 


EDUCATION By William Sloane Coffin war DO vou DO when God is used to damn Conimunists; when 
art is made popular instead of the public artistic; when the killing continues in Vietnam while, on the compost of 
wasted lives, frustration and despair grow at home; when sex is debased to sell products; when change everywhere is 
urgently needed and everywhere we see the sad barbarism of intransigence? What do you do, if you are a sensi- 
tive, intelligent university student or a professor not hopelessly entrenched in social irrelevance? If you don't love 
America, I suggest you leave her to those who do; but if you do love America, I suggest you engage her in a lovers’ 
quarrel, as Socrates did Athens. “I love my city,” he said, “but I will not stop teaching that which I believe is 
true.” When his friends predictably counseled caution, he put the question to them squarely: “To what sort of 
treatment of our city do you urge me? Is it to combat the Athenians until they become (continued on page 282) 


COMMUNICATIONS By Edward P. Morgan то HEAR PEOPLE like George Wallace and even Richard J. 
Daley tell it, the medium is garbling the message. Squinting darkly through the burning-glass of prejudice, such 
citizens see not only television but every Facet of the news media, in print or on the air, deliberately distorting the 
image of human events. The institution of a free press, the constitutional hinge on which the open society of Amer- 
ica is supposed to swing, is on trial in the court of public opinion. There is a double-edged irony to this charge, for 
far too much of it is true. But like a backwoods lynch mob, the leading plaintiffs are after vengeance, not justice. 
In their self righteous bigotry, they do not understand the function of a free press. Compounding the felony is the 
awful fact that the establishment tycoons, who largely control the news media, do not understand it either, They 
did once, but their comprehension of public trust in them has been corroded by a wave (continued on page 287) 


THE ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT By Kenneth Tynan WHAT KIND of artistic experiences are likely to be avail- 
able on stage and screen in the foreseeable American future? A blunt, unattractive answer proposes itself: Mass are 
costs massive moncy to producc, and there are going to be many artistic experiences that the moncy men will not 
think suitable for us, because they might incur public disapproval or scorn, and thus prove unprofitable. There are 
limits, in fact, to what mass art will be allowed to achieve in a country so well described, seven decades ago, by 
the British actress Ellen Terry as “this rushing, tearing America—so full of hope! But oh, so rough—so rough.” 
And rough it is on attempts to disseminate minority views to the majority. It’s a truism that, since no investment 
can be bigger than its investors, the mass media are controlled—directly or indirectly—by the people who finance 
them. Such men are hardly ever artists and even more rarely good artists. We tend to (continued on page 284) 


RELIGION & MORALITY By Harvey Cox ers sec with a concession: Religious people are a little mad. So 
what? If a society built on Miltown, racial neurasthenia and TV commercials is sane, then I gladly line up with the 
loonics. Which is to say that any religion I am interested in has to be somewhat out of step with its society, even a 
“great” or decent society. Otherwise, what's the point? Maybe that's why those who envision the ideal society as a 
smoothly functioning welfare millennium, with circuses and credit cards for all, have begun to see this kind of reli- 
gion not only as mad but also as a menace. People with onc eye on the Kingdom of God have trouble reading 
billboards. They are also unpredictable. Their bizarre visions make them querulous and insubordinate. A strange 
belief in something else keeps them from lining up docilely for the goodies churned out by the Big Computer. Fa- 
matics, nuts, scers—all are an embarrassment to any society. They don't fit in. May we (continued on page 289) 


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82 


even our troubles with Ho Chi Minh and 
certainly with the Soviet invasion ol 
Czechoslovakia —did not all stem from 
merican imperialism, impudence, 
prudence or greed. Other nations have 
consistently been less blameless than we; 
ind most of our errors have been the re- 
sult of misplaced idealism and innocence 
rather than malicious intent. Neverthe- 
less, idealism run rampant can become as 
dogmatic and fanatic as the most rigid 
N ist or Birchite; and this country 
not yet free from the legacy bequeathed 
by “true believers” of the John Foster 
Dulles ty. 

In 1969. it is clear, many Americans 
still need to realize that they have no 
more right or mandate than the Rus- 

nese to impose either 
will or way upon other 
peoples. To be sure, notwithstanding 
some of the grand rhetoric employed at 
the UN General Assembly, all nations 
are not, in fact, equal; and our national 
power and wealth, as well as our inter- 
ests, necessarily require us to assume 
certain obligations in the world commu- 
nity. But this docs not mean a manifest 
destiny to champion our concepts of free 
enterprise, free elections and free advice 
throughout the world. I, for one, favo 
strong dose of idealism in our foreign 
policy; but, like John F. Kennedy, 
regard myself as an "idealist without 
illusons"—and I have no illusions 
about American omnipotence or omnis- 
dence in world affairs. I am mot dis- 
turbed, therefore, by the notion of an 
American foreign policy premised on 
self-interest—for it is in our interest to 
build world peace, to relieve world suf- 
fering and to enjoy the respect of man- 
kind. 

So let us be cautious in adopting 
themes such as "the decent society" to 
forcign policy. We have much to teach 
others—and much to learn from them 
about decency and dignity in human 
relations—but let this be done by force 
of example, not force of arms, and by 
increased communications, not increased 
coercion. Let us continue to seek and 
assist both friends and allies on this 
turbulent planct, neither ignoring real 
threats to world peace nor permitting 
ourselves to be isolated and alone—eco- 
ally or militarily. But 
our friendship and help should not be 
limited to those who embrace our every 
mode or thought, nor, on the other 
hand, always carried, particularly in the 
developing nations, to the point of pro- 
viding the chief prop for unpopular, un- 
representative and repressive regimes 
that could not otherwise survive to sup- 
press the revolutionary aspirations of 
their people. We must continue 10 com- 
pete politically, economically, diplomati 
cally and in every other nonmilitary way 
with the Soviet and Chinese thrusts into 
d Africa, seeking 10 prevent the 
ion of either continent by a 


powcr hostile to our own direct security 
interests; but this should no longer in- 
clude the shipment of arms or other 
military assistance for the purpose of 
maintaining in power existing govern- 
ments whose internal enem are not 
receiving similar assistance from the out- 
side. 

"To be sure, there would be no more 
guarantee against a local Communist 
take-over of one of the small Asian 
countries under an American hands-off 
policy than there is under our present 
policy; but only under a grossly exagger- 
ated stretch of the “domino theory” 
would such a development be termed a 
greater blow to our security than our 
decade-long descent into the quagmire 
of Vietnam. When China but not North 
Vietnam criticizes Russia for crushing 
Czechoslovakia, to the dismay of Ro- 
s supported by Yugos 
which is despised by Albania, it is 
hard for even the most virulent anti- 
Communist orator to claim that every 
ist Communist government is a 
t or Chinese pawn on the interna- 
tional chessboard or part of a gigantic 
Communist monolith that is moving with 
one mind inexorably toward our shores. 

When Tibet fell to communism, other 
Asian nations did not. When Indonesia 
cast out 
nations did not. When the conflict in 
Laos was peacetully although shakily set- 
tled, the conflict in Vietnam was not. 
Nu onc any longer claims that an Anıcı- 
п victory in Vietnam would make 
unnecessary for all time a military effort 
of any kind elsewhere in Asia. In short, 
if the domino theory has any validity, it 
must be the effect of an American defeat 
or withdrawal on other American com- 
mitments; and to make new and further 
commitments on the basis of that theory 
is not only circuitous but dangerous. 

We can hope, of course, that Vietnam. 
is unique—both because we are unlikely 
ever again to encounter the same array 
of adverse conditions and because the 
American people are unlikely ever aga 
10 permit the same foolish mistakes. But 
if the military and diplomatic career 
experts who continue in office under the 
new President believe only that their 
Vietnam efforts failed, not acknowledg- 
ing that they were inherently wrong and 
doomed to failure from the outset; if 
they persuade the new President to help 
in the future every junta or head of 
state who cries “Communists! Commu- 

i then. America, regardless of cam- 
paign and platform pledges, will continue. 
to act as world policeman and we will 
continue to have more Vietnams. 

A mew approach to foreign policy 
cannot content itself, however, with sim- 
ply avoiding more Vietnam. One of the 
tragedies of that debacle has been its 
drain on our energies and resources, 
to the detriment of other pressing prob- 
lems in world affairs. Its continuation, 


morcover, has handicapped any prospects 
for a farreaching disarmament agrec- 
ment with the Soviet Union, a meaning- 
ful dialog with mainland China and 
constructive influence on the restless 
nations of eastern Europe. A “decent 
society” for all the world is beyond our 
jurisdiction; but a decent society for this 
nation is not beyond our capability, as 
the other contributors to this symposium 
make clear, if—but only if—American 
foreign policy can prevent the kind of 
global chaos or nuclear holocaust that 
would render all life in our society 
indecent, 

It is in this context that our given 
theme has special relevance to world 
affairs, If this nation is ever plu 
war with either Moscow or Peking—or 
if nuclear weapons сусг fall into the 
hands of a dozen or two dozen dictators 
or deranged demagogs; or if a tide of 
hunger and poverty and disease spreads 
like a plague over the southern half of 
this globe—then brighter, cleaner cities 
and nicer, warmer race relations here at 
home will seem of very little significance 
or even relevance, If our young men are 
continually forced to fight in countless 
jungles and nameless hills on behalf of 
regimes too incompetent, reactionary or 
corrupt to rally their own people and 
forces; if our allocation of resources re- 
mains distorted by a swollen defense 
budget, stock-piling ultimate weapons 
too mammoth to measure; if our people, 
(d ше black, 
ded and frustrated 
by wartime manpower policies that un- 
fairly force men to fight unpopular, un- 
promising wars against a foe that bears 
the banner of nationalism —then all the 
alls for new housing policies and beuer 
poverty programs will not bring us 
much closer to a decent society. 

The new President, therefore, cannot 
afford to wait or waver very long. A 
freshly popular Administration has cards 
10 play in its first 90 days that will never 
be dealt again. As soon as the debris of 
Vietnam can be cleared away—and, at 
this writing, that appears to be no easy 
task—the new President should, among 
other measures, initiate (A) new agree: 
ments with the Soviet Union, (B) a new 
approach to Mao's China and (C) new 
steps toward a world of law and justice 
instead of despair. 

(A) Agreement with Moscow does not 
mean a formal alliance. Each will con- 
tinue to find the other's ideology repug- 
nant. We will indict their suppression of 
Czechoslovakia; they will indict our in- 
terlerence in the Dominican Republic. 
Chronic conflicts of interest and compe- 
tition for the allegiance of other states 
are both certain to rem: But mutual 
restrictions on the development and de- 
ployment of both oflen issiles and 
ntimissile missiles could enable both 
countries to avoid diverting to a 

(concluded on page 270) 


the keystone on which all programs for a decent society 
must ultimately depend is the sovereignty of the individ- 
val as defined in the constitution and the bill of rights 


CIVIL LIBERTIES: 


THEGRUCIAL ISSUE 


promises of things that government 

must do for people. Our Constitu- 
tion, an 18th Century product, guaran- 
tees no one such benefits as an education, 
social security or the right to work. It is 
not a welfare-state document. To the 
contrary, it specifies in some detail what 
government may not do to the individ- 
ual. In other words, it was designed to 
take government off the backs of people 
and majorities off the backs of minorities. 

It stakes out boundaries that no execu- 
tive, no legislature, no judiciary may 
violate. The “law and order” advocates 
never seem to understand that simple 
constitutional principle. An example will 
illustrate what I mean. The First Amend- 
ment says that government may not 
abridge the free exercise of religion. Sup- 
pose a city enacts an ordinance that pro- 
vides that no minister may deliver a 
sermon without first obtaining a permit 
from the Department of Safety. To exact 
a license before the citizen may exercise 
a constitutional right is to abridge that 
right. No minister worth his salt would 
knuckle under. If he defied the ordi- 
nance, he would be acting in the best 
American tradition. If he were prose 
cuted, the unconstitutionality of the ordi- 
nance would be a complete defense. The 
person who concludes that a law is un- 
constitutional and defies it runs the risk, 
of course, that he guessed wrong. Yet his 
punishment is not thereby compounded. 
Law and order is the guiding star of 
toralitarians, not of free men. 

This principle of civil disobedience 
can be appreciated only if the anteced- 
ents of our Constitution and Bill of 
Rights are understood. 

The ideas of freedom, liberty and sov- 
ereignty of the individual reflected in 
the two documents come from a long 
stream of history. The ideas of political 
freedom trace at least as far back as the 
Athenian model. But the political free- 
dom of classical Greece did not guaran- 
tee private freedom, which was first 
emphasized by the Romans through the 


M OST MODERN CONSTIFUTIONS cont 


By JUSTICE WILLIAM ©. DOUGLAS 


development of natural law. The church 
added the tradition of a divine order 
and a set of precepts based on the integ- 
rity of the individual before God; the 
Reformation gave the individual a choice 
of religio-political orders. The divine 
right of kings—one form of the social 
contract—was successfully challenged by 
the end of the 17th Century. Rousseau's 
Social Contract was a frontal assault, 

But the single thinker who had the 
most direct impact on the framers of the 
Constitution was John Locke. Locke 
taught that morality, religion and poli- 
tics should conform to God's will as 
revealed in the essential nature of man. 
God gave man reason and conscience as 
natural guides to distinguish between 
good and bad; and they were not to be 
restrained by an established church or 
by a king or a dynasty. Isaac Newton, 
who in 1687 published Principia, his 
great work, seemed to abolish mystery 
from the world and enable a rational 
mind to uncover the secrets of nature 
and nature's God. This parallel thought 
gave wings to Locke, who wrote: 


Men being . . all free, equal 
and independent, no one can be put 
out of his estate, and subjected to 
the political power of another, with- 
out his consent. The only way where- 
by any one divests himself of his 
liberty and puts on the bonds of civil 
society is by agreeing with other 
men to join and unite into a com- 
munity, for their comfortable, sale 
and peaceable living one amongst 
another, in a secure enjoyment of 
their properties and a greater secu- 
rity against any that are not of it. 
. . When any number of men have 
so consented to make one community 
or government, they are thereby 
presently incorporated and make 
one body politic, wherein the ma- 
jority have a right to act and con- 
clude the rest. 


These ideas were well known to our 
Colonists through the church as well as 


through Locke, Newton and many other 
writers. God, nature and reason were 
the foundations of politics and govern- 
ment; they were extolled in the Dec- 
laration of Independence and further 
distilled in constitutional precepts. 

The foregoing is but an outline of the 
history of ideas behind the Constitution. 
They were translated into the body of 
Anglo-American law in a series of cru- 
cial test cases over a period of at least 
400 years. 

The political counterpart of heresy in 
the 16th Century was treason. The law 
of England allowed a man to be tried 
for treason if he "doth compass or imag- 
ine the death" of the king. This was 
called “constructive treason,” for the ac- 
cused did not have to lift his hand 
against the king to be guilty; all he need 
do was wish the king were dead. As 
a result, treason is narrowly defined in 
our Constitution: “Treason against the 
United States shall consist only in levy- 
ing war against them, or in adhering to 
their enemies . and the proof re- 
quired is very strict. That clause is the 
product of the philosophy of Madison 
and Jefferson. Madison wanted treason 
narrowly defined, because history showed 
that “newfangled and artificial treasons” 
were the "great engines" by which parti- 
san factions “wreaked their alternate ma- 
lignity on each other." Jefferson had the 
like view, pointing out that the defini- 
tions of treason often failed to distin- 
guish between “acts against government” 
and “acts against the oppressions of the 
government." Madison and Jefferson are 
strangers to our lawandorder school, 
whose spokesmen go so far these days as 
to call dissent to our Vietnam policy 
“treason.” 

In the 17th Century, it was the prac- 
tice to force citizens to make loans to 
the British crown, failing which the citi- 
zen would be jailed and languish there 
without bail. Thomas Darnel met that 
fate in 1697. From his prison, he ap- 
plied for a writ of habeas corpus, the 
conventional way in those days of 


testing the legality of a confinement. 
The case was argued before judges who 
were appointees of the king, serving at 
his pleasure. They ruled that they were 
required to “walk in the steps of our 
forefathers,” that the word of the king 
was sufficient to hold a man, saying, “We 
trust him in great matters.” This case 
resulted in the Petition of Right of 1628, 
which led to vesting in Parliament, 
rather than in the king, the authority 
to levy taxes; and it also established the 
prisoner's right to bail. 

‘The legislative branch was also a source 
of oppression. A bill of attainder is an 
act of the legislature punishing individ- 
uals or members of a group without a 
judicial trial. Its vice is that it condemns 
a person by legislative fiat without the 
benefit of a trial having all the safe- 
guards of due process of law. English 
history, as well as our own history be- 
tween 1776 and 1787, is replete with 
instances where the legislature, by its 
own fiat, subjected men to penalties and 
punishments. The Constitution abolishes 
bills of attainder outright, both at the 
state and at the Federal level. 

The foregoing are merely examples of 
how the sovereignty of the individual 
was, historically speaking, jeopardized 
by acts of all branches of Government— 
the Executive, the Legislative and the 
Judicial. 

The fear of our forefathers was also a 
fear of the majority of the people who 
from time tn time might crush a minori- 
ty that did not conform to the dominant 
religious creed or who in other ways 
were ideological strays. 

One episode that occurred in this na- 
tion just before the 1787 Philadelphia 
Convention is illustrative. Times were 
hard in 1786. A postWar depression 
had hit the country. The state legisla- 
tures were swept by agrarian influences. 
Debtors wanted relief. There was no 
strong central government. Only Con- 
gress, under the feeble Articles of Con- 
federation, had national authority, and 
it was not in a position to act decisively. 

Up at Northampton, Massachusetts, 
in August 1786, Daniel Shays moved 
into action. His armed group seized the 
courthouse in order to put an end to 
legal proceedings for the collection of 
debts. The example at Northampton 
was followed in other parts of the state, 
about 2000 armed men joining Shays. 
Courts were paralyzed. In September, 
Shays’ men moved on Springfield and 
overawed the court with their claims 
that their leaders should not be indicted 
and that there should be a moratorium 
on the collection of debts, They also in- 
sisted that the militia be disbanded. The 
stakes were high, because at Springfield 
there was a Federal arsenal filled with 
artillery, guns and ammunition, which 
Shays planned to take. The decisive en- 
gagement took place on January 25, 
1787, the Shays group being routed by 


militia equipped with Federal cannon. 

Shays’ Rebellion gave impetus not 
only to a strong central Government but 
also to checks and restraints on popu- 
lism. The mercantile, financial and large 
landed interests were getting tired of 
talk of the rights of man; they were be- 
coming concerned with the protection of 
their property. Too much democracy in 
the state governments, it was argued, was 
bringing bad times on the country. Mas- 
sachusetts, New Hampshire and Rhode 
Island were said to be disintegrating. 
General Henry Knox, in the mood of 
our modern law-and.order men, wrote 
‘Washington from Massachusetts in the 
fall of 1786: This dreadful situation, 
for which our Government has made no 
adequate provision, has alarmed every 
man of principle and property in New 
England.” 

Though Shays’ Rebellion was shortly 
put down, the populist or agrarian forces 
remained in control of some state legisla- 
tures and repudiation of debts remained 
a threat. Majorities in state legislatures 
ruled without restraint. The commercial, 
financial and landed interests moved to 
Philadelphia for the Constitutional Con- 
vention in an antidemocratic mood. A 
republican form of government emerged 
that, to use the words of Madison, was 
designed “to protect the minority of the 
opulent against the majority.” This ma- 
jority, Madison said on another occasion, 
might well be the landless proletariat. 

Numerous barriers were written into 
the Constitution designed to thwart the 
will of majorities. As Charles A. Beard 
said in his monumental work An Eco- 
nomic Interpretation of the Constitution 
of the United States, those who cam- 
paigned for ratification of the Constitu- 
tion made “their most cogent arguments” 
to the owners of property “anxious to 
find a foil against the attacks of leveling 
democracy.” 

While the House was to be elected 
for a short term by the people, Senators 
(until the 17th Amendment) were se- 
lected by the state legislatures; and the 
President was picked for a fixed term by 
electors chosen by the people. Thus, a 
measure of assurance was granted that 
majority groups would not be able to 
unite against the minority propertied 
interests. Moreover, amendment of the 
Constitution was made laborious: Two 
thirds of both the Senate and the House 
were to propose amendments; three 
fourths of the states were to ratify them. 
A final check or balance was an inde- 
pendent judiciary named by the Presi- 
dent, approved by the Senate and serving 
for life. 

The “minority of the opulent” were 
also protected when it came to the Bill 
of Rights, as in the provisions in the 
Fifth Amendment that “private proper- 
ty" could not be taken for a “public 


purpose" without payment of "just 
compensation." 


But the Bill of Rights went much, 
much further. It was concerned with all 
minorities, not only the minority of the 
opulent. Government was taken off the 
backs of all people and the individual 
was made sovereign when it came to 
making speeches and publishing papers, 
tracts and books. Those domains had 
"no trespassing” signs that government 
must heed. 

Great battles have raged over those 
guarantees, Peaceful and orderly opposi- 
tion to the Government—even by Com- 
munists—is, of course, constitutionally 
protected. Chief Justice Charles Evans 
Hughes said: “The maintenance of the 
opportunity for free political discussion 
to the end that government may be re- 
sponsive to the will of the people and 
that changes may be obtained by lawful 
means, an opportunity essential to the 
security of the republic, is a fundamental 
principle of our constitutional system.” 

American law also honors protests, 
whether they are in the form of letters 
to the editor, picketing, marches on the 
statehouse or rallies to whip up action. 
As already noted, police historically have 
arrested dissenters for “disorderly con- 
duct" and “breach of the peace,” often 
using these devices to suppress an un- 
popular minority. But such charges are 
no longer permissible at cither the state 
or Federal level, though the law-and- 
order men often try to use "vagrancy" 
or other misdemeanors to suppress dis- 
sent or to promote racism. 

Government is also constrained against. 
interfering with one's free exercise of 
religion. À man can worship how and 
where he pleases. Government at times 
has preferred one religion over another, 
giving it privileges as respects marriages, 
baptisms and the like, and even putting 
some prelates on the public payroll. The 
Bill of Rights bans this practice by pro- 
hibiting the "establishment" of any reli- 
gion by the Government. 

Tt was the pride of British tradition 
that a man's home was his castle. Even 
the king could not enter without legal 
process On this side of the Atlantic, 
British officers had ransacked homes 
(and offices as well) under search war- 
rants that were good for all time and for 
all kinds of evidence. This led to the 
Fourth Amendment, which, in general. 
requires an officer making a search to 
have a warrant issued by a judge on a 
showing of probable cause that a crime 
has been committed. And the warrant 
must describe with particularity the 
scope of the search and the articles or 
person to be seized. Modern technology 
has developed electronic devices that 
can record what goes on in the sanctu- 
ary of a home without entering the 
home in any conventional sense. They. 
too, have now been included within the 
Fourth Amendment. Yet the law-and- 
order propagandists would brush aside 

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filled with guilty excitement and false bravado, they had come to ogle and smirk, but tommy was 
stunned back into innocence by what he saw 


the talking trees 


ILLUSTRATION BY PAUL GIOVANOPOULOS 


fiction By Sean O'Faolain riere were rour ок smem in the same class at The Red Abbey, all under 

They met every night in Mrs. Coffey's sweetshop at the top of the Victoria Road to play the fruit machine, 
smoke fags and talk about girls. Not that they really talked about them—they just winked, leered, nudged one another, 
laughed, grunted and groaned about them, or said things like “See her legs?” "Yarooshl" “Wham!” "Ouch!" “Ooof!” 
or “If only, if only!” But if anybody had said, “Only what?" they would not have known precisely what. They 
knew nothing precisely about girls, they wanted to know everything precisely about girls, there was nobody to tell 
them precisely all the things they wanted to know about girls and that they thought they wanted to do with chem 
Aching and wanting, not knowing, half guessing, they dreamed of clouds upon clouds of fat, pink, soft, ardent girls 
billowing toward them across the horizon of their future. They might just as well have been dreaming of pink por- 
poises moaning at their feet for lov 

In the sweetshop, the tall gla 
went zing. Now and again, girls from 


s of colored sweets shone in the bright lights. The one-armed fruit machine 
int Monica's came in to buy sweets, giggle roguishly and overpointedly ignore 
them. Mrs. Colley was young, buxom, fair-haired, blue-eyed and very good-looking, They admired her so much that 
one night when Georgie Watchman whispered to them that she had fine bubs, Dick Franks told him curtly not to 
be so coarse and Jimmy Sullivan said in his most toplottical voice, “Georgie Watchman, you should be jolly well 


95 


PLAYBOY 


96 


ed of. yourself, you are no gentle- 
Gong Gong said noth- 


ing bu 
a ver 

Tommys те 
Flynn, but he w that 
he nor they were ever quite sure if he 
really belonged to the gang at all. To 
show it, they called him all sorts of nick- 
mames, like Inch because he was so 
small; Fatty because he was so puppy- 
fat; Pigeon because he had a chest like 
a woman; Gong Gong because alter 
long bouts of silence, he had a way of 
suddenly g them with 
bursts of 


“Tommy 
ther 


e a cross betw 
den. sprinkler 
That night. all Georgie W: 


was to make a rude blubberlip 
noie at Dick Franks But he never 
ything about Mrs. 


They looked up to Dick. He was 
oldest of them. He had long eye 
like a girl, perfect manners, the sweetest 
smile and the softest voice. He had been 
to two English boarding schools, Ample- 
forth and Downside, and in Ireland to 
three, Clongowes, Castleknock and Kock 
well, and been expelled from all five 
of them. Alter that, his mother had 
ade his father retire from the Indian 
Civil, come back to the old family house 
Cork and, as а last hope, send her 
dinling Dicky to The Red Abbey day 
school. He smoked a corncob pipe and 
dressed in droopy plus fours with check- 
ngs and red flares, as 

ys just coming from or дой 
the golf course. He played cricket 
ten s that no other boy at 7 
Red Abbey could айога to play. They 
saw him as the typical school captain 
they read about in English boys" papers 
like The Gem and The Magnet, The 
Boys’ Own Paper. The Captain and 
Chums, which was where they got all 
those swanky words like Wham, Ouch, 
Yaroosh, Ocof and Jolly Well. He was 
Шей Tom Brow Bob Chery, their 
Yom Merry. those heroes who were al 
ways leading Grayfriars' School or Black- 
friars School to victory on the cricket field 
amid the cap-tossing huzzas of the juniors 
and the admiring smiles of visiting pa 
ents. It never occurred to them that The 
Magnet or The Gem would have seen 
all four of them as perfect models for 
some such story as The Cads of Gray. 
Пішу ox The Bounders of Blackfriars’, 
low types given to seciet smoking in 
the spinneys or drinking in The Dead 
Wom: е che rest of the 
the nets, they 


They were 
to be caned ceremoniously in the last 
chapter before the entire school and then 
whistled oll at dead of night back to 
their heartbroken fathers and mothers 


It could not have occurred to them, 
because these crimes did not exist 
The Red Abbey. Smoking? At The Red 
Abbey. any boy who wanted to was free 
to smoke himsel! into a galloping con- 
sumption, so long as he did it off the 
es, in the jakes or up the chim- 
ney. Betting? Brother Julius was 
passing fellows sixpence, or eve 
to put on an uncle's or a cousin’s horse 
at Leopardstown or the Curragh. In the 
memory of man, no boy at The Red 2 
bey had ever been caned ceremoniously 
for anything. Fellows were just leath- 
ered all day long for not doing their 
homework, or playing hooky from 
school, or giving lip, or fighting in class. 
And they were leathered 
my Sullivan 
en six swingers on each hand with the 
p edge ol ler long ruler for 
pouring the contents of an inkwell over 
Georgie Wa ' head in the middle 
of a history lesson about the Trojan 
Wars, in spite of his wailing explana 
tions that he had on 
he thought Geor, 
мш and all Trojans were blacks. 
ly reason they did not d 
they were too poor. While, as for what 
The Magnet 
by “betting” 
stood, w 
mo English boy would like to se 
tioned in print—hardly a week passed 
ar some brother did not say (har a 
hard problem in algebra, or a leaky pen. 
ї would not open or 
ng bugger.” 


y done it because 
Watchman was a 
The 


or 
shut was “а bloon 
There was the day when little Brother 
Angelo gathered half a boys 
about him at playtime to help him with 
a crossword puzzle, 


dozen 


“Do any of ye” he asked, “know 
what "notorious conduct could be in 
seven letters?” 


“Buggery?” Georgie suggested inno 
cently. 
“Please be serious!” Angelo 


his is about conduct” 

When the solution turned out to be 
Jezebel, little Angelo threw up hi 
hands, said it must be some queer kind 
of foreign woman and declared that the 
whole thing was мет. Or there was 
that other day when old Brother Ex pedi 
tus started to tell them about the strict 


lives and simple food of Dominican 
priests and Trappist monks. When 
aid. “No tarts, Brother?” Ex. 


peditus had Laughed loud and lon 
"No. Georgie!” he chuckled. 

pastries of any kind. 
They might as well have 

Arcadia. And e 


"No 


been 
ry other 


school in 


school about them seemed to be just 
hopeless. In fact. 


they might have gone 
on dreaming of pink porpoises for y 
if it were not for a small thing th 
Gong Gong told them one October night 


in the sweetshop. He sprayed them with 
the news that his sister Jenny had been 
thrown out of class that morning in 
Saint Monica’s for turning up with a red 
ribbon in her hair. a mother ol. Pearl 
brooch at her ol 
scent. 

Ould Sister Eustasi. he fizzled, 
made her go out in the yard and wash 
herself under the tap: she said they 
didn't want any girls in their school who 
had notions. 

The three gazed at one another and 
began at once to discuss all the possible 
nings ol notions. Georgie had a 
у. An ingenious contriv 
mperfect conception? (U. 5.) 
1 wares? Finally, they tumed to 
Mrs. Coffey. She laughed, nodded to- 
ward two giggling girls in the shop who 
were eating that gummy kind of block 
toffee that can gag you for half an hour, 
nd said, "Why don't you ask them? 


neck and smell 


ance? An 


h other 
nd fled from the 
gher 


Iwo girls stared at c; 
eyes, blushed scarlet 
shop. shrieking with 1 
lotion" was very sex 
Georgie!" Dick pleaded. 
the only one who knows anyt 
in heaven's name is it?“ 

When Georgie had to confess himself 
stumped, they knew at last that the 
situation was desperate. 

Up to now, Georgie had always be 
able to produce some sort of answer, 
right or wrong, to all their questions. He 
was the one who, to their disgust, told 
what conraception (as he called it) 
He was the one who had ex- 

ed to them that all babies are de- 
livered from the navel of the mother. 
He was the one who had warned them 
that if a fellow kissed a bad woman, he 
would ger leprosy from head to foot. 
The son of a head constable, living in 
the police 1 cks, he had collected his 
facts simply by listening as quietly as a 
mouse to the four other police loll. 
ing in the dayroom of the barracks with 
Jing the sporting 
ages of The Freeman's Journal, slowly 
p their polls, and talking about 
colts and fillies, cows bulls 
and bullocks and “the mysterious m: 
chure of all faymale wimmen." He had 
gathered а lot of other useful мый by 
dutiful attendance since the age of 11 at 
the meetings and marchings of The 
Protestant Boys’ Brigade, and devoted 
dy of the Bible. And he was 
stumped by 

Dick lifted his eyelashes at the three 
of them, jerked his head 1 led them 
out on the pa 

“I have a plan.” he said quietly 
been thinking of it some 
Chaps! Why don't we see everything 

(continued on page 104) 


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now 
nun! 


ement 


for 


NEW YEAR'S Eve—when merrymakers 


merrily kiss off the old in favor of 
the new—is the perfect time to try 
something different. So why not go 
way out and throw a festive 
futuristic fete patterned alter the 
zap-in costume ball pictüred here and 
on the following pages? In prepar 
ing for the blastoff, you may want to 
ng out RS.V.P 


plastic space 
I p 


set the stage by sc 
invitations in a 


ship (text continued on page 10: 


modern living 


i 


a galaxy of avant-garde food, drink, costumes and decor for hosting a way-out wingding 


ZIAPTIN 


At zop-in, lights fontostic, kicky costumes 
опа futuristically inspired food and drink 
ore the order of the night, os couples 
do their thing on o multilevel dance floor. 
One rack-'a'-rolling miss clod in o split 
ting imoge of herself mokes the Playboy 
Bunny sign, while onather, gorbed in on 
aluminum dress, momentorily foils her 


Thot 


global strategy also comes into play is 


dote's nat-too-strong-orm tocti 


clearly evidenced by the funky Brood 
woying blonde in o Lucite bubblekini 


The wild ond woolly rock band below scores os one of the 
evening's mone ottrac setting the pace 

for the switched-on terpsichorine in the see-thraugh 
minidress, while another comely bird, 

garbed in balloons, stands clear, so that her one-girl 

show won't be o bust. The party hits high gear, 

at right, os spirited spaceniks blast into orbit, 

occosionally zapping out on the thickly carpeted floor 

to sip chompogne-fraise cocktoils. For 

the highflying festivities, the girls merrily go the 


Borbarella route in way-out costumes, while 


the men opt for tight-fitting 2001-style space 
ог flawing Flash Gordonesque spangled robes. 


A bountiful buffet of such out-of-sight delicocies 

os Urso Mojor (bear scoloppinel and Neptune's Delight 
foctopus chowder] stonds ready for the guests to sample 
ot their leisure. Decorations for the evening include 
helium-filled weather bolloons, flashing psychedelic- 

light films, battery-operated “zap guns" ond 

blow-up vinyl cushions; the last, of course, precipitate the 
pitched pillow bottle shown below. A brimming bowl 
filled with Interplanetary Punch proves 10 be the 

block. igt showstopper of the evening (bottom), os 
couples take turns ladling out the 


luminescent liquid refreshment in their kinetic kingdom 


of futuristic sights, tastes and sounds. 


PLAYBOY 


or bubble helmet. Ir also helps to suggest 
10 guests that they style their garb 
the farout fittings worn in science-fiction 
flicks and TV shows: perhaps 2001, Bar- 
barella, Star Trek от the campy Buster 
Crabbe Flash Gordon seri 

Chances are, most girls will take their 
costume cue from the most avant wom- 
en's fashion magazines and show up 
transparent attire worn with—or 
without—a body stocking. Оше 
tives include yards of cotton th 
bee 
thus transforming the wearer ry 
“doud,” lounging pajamas with multi 
colored baubles sewn on, microdresses 
made of mirror or aluminum sheeting. 
tights combined with a see-through 
blouse, balloons attached to a bikini or 
а one piece bathing suit, op 
paper dresses, maxi. lentzili sequined side- 
less gowns and vinyl space boots or 
lace-up Roman-style sandals. Wholesale 
plastic suppliers make a good hunting 
ground [or such accessories as Lucite 
spheres that can be easily converted into 
space helmets or bubbleki 

Guys will probably prefer to go the 
spaceman route and make their grand 
entrance in lamé astronaut-type togs or 
Ming the Merciless capes and tights. 
Either style of outfit can be sewn up for 
the occasion by a girlfriend or rented 
from a costume company. Elect 
sh to wear a battery-powered 
ight box as part of their ei 
semble ur wire a bulb to the top of cit 
space helmet. Way-out footwear can run 
the gamut from sandals to wresder's 
shoes or combat boots painted gold; and 
it's a cinch that a sequined, ultrawide 
motorcycle belt will jazz up a jump suit 
—and give the wearer a "superman" 
look. Also have on hand a few cans of 
aerosol spray Day-Glo body paint to use 
under a black light, some inexpensive 
battery powered “zap guns" that shoot a 
beam of light, several squirt guns loaded 
with champagne, plenty of vinyl blow- 
up pillows and balloons (including su. 
persizcd ones used by the Weather 
Bureau), some swinging mobiles hanging 
froin the ceiling and a projector t 
flashes. psychedelic lights оп the walls. 
For serving up the galaxy of food-and- 
drink suggestions listed below, we recom 
mend that you use plastic champa 
goblets and serving dishes, since they will 
withstand the uninhibited high jinks and 
g th: 


nic wi 


aching pad for a high fly 
ad a few friends might chip 
se a discothèque or a small 
ht club for the evening. A less costly 
alternative is to rent an artists lolt or 
an empty store and make them space 
shipshape for your far-out fling. A live 
rock group, of course, is the ideal accom- 
ment to any New Years ball: bu 
оп the off-chance that all the groups 


arc 


102 booked. a good stereo rig turned up to 


supersonic level, plus the right LPs 
(Jimi Hendrix, Jefferson Airplane, Coun- 
ty Joe and the Fish, The Doors, etc), 
will do the job almost as well. 

When laying out a holiday buffet for 
costume revelry, consider the fact 
futuristic larders will be stocked 
with foodstuffs that are still considered 
ultraexotic today but not dificult to 
obtain, The best gounnandial rule of 
thumb is for you to visit a store that 
specializes in unusual delicacies. The 
fact that such items as bear and elk 
meat aren't served regularly throughout 
the year gives them additional lift-off 
power at a New Year's celebration. Re- 
member, however, that wild game has a 
limited freezer life—usually two to three 
months. Although venison or elk is more 
tender and flavorful after being kept in 
cold storage for 90 days, the practice ol 
hanging game up for aging is gradually 
being discarded in favor of freezing the 
partysized meat chunks. 

OF course, it isn't necessary to trans 
form your entire menu into à 200 story. 
Serving a wellknown staple with a clas. 
sauce or garnish will also garner 
encores from your hungry guests. Veal, 
for example, sautéed in butter, flambéed 
with gin and then simmered with juni 
per berries m is a traditional 
European treat that opens new taste 
horizons for most Amen 

As your holiday 
1, orbi 
vival power of a stea 
soup. One of the best examples i 
canned kangaroo soup made from 
garoo tails. To serve, flavor it with both 
madeira and cognac and then take the 
teeming tureen direaly to the table. 
Another bizarre tidbit is the canned 
broiled octopus now being shipped to 
these shores. Octopus meat is delicate- 
ly soy flavored and. when made into a 
chowder, is sure to hold the interests of 
your guests to the very last drop. 

At опа! New Year's blowouts, 
ampagne usually keep the 
ty spinning into the wee hours. But 


your 


di 


nsform dry bubbly into champagne 
cocktails (see recipes that follow). L: 
er, you can lift the party to even more 
heavenly heights by offering a delicious 
Interplanetary Punch instead of dessert. 
Here, then, are some suggestions by 
avnoy's Food and Drink Editor, Thom 
as Mario, on how to shape your feast 10 
come. All food recipes serve six. 


VOYAGE TO THE BOTTOM OF 1 
(CREAMED CRAB MEAT, BLACK 
AND QUAIL EGGS) 

1 1b. cooked fresh crab lump. deluxe 

grade 

6 Large black dried mushrooms (av 
ble at Or 
2 cups milk 


НЕ SEA 
USHROOMS 


12 cup light cream 
Instanuized flour 
14 cup butte 
2 tablespoons fino sherry 

1 tablespoon finely minced fresh chives 
lt, pepper 

Zor. jars quail eggs 

Dijon mustard 

Salad oi 

1 сир, beaten 

Bread crumbs 

Exami b ineat ca 


fully. Remove 
tilage. Pour hot 


n and cut them into slivers 
about 14 in. thick and about 1 in. long 
Pour milk and cream into a heavy sauce- 
рап. Add 1% cup flour and stir until 
flour dissolves. Add butter: cook over 
a low flame, stirring constantly, until 
sauce is thick and smooth. Add sherry, 
chives. and salt and pepper to taste. Add 
b mcat and mushrooms and simmer 
utes. Store in 
gerator and reheat at serving time 
il eggs and dry with paper 
toweling. Coat with mustard. Add 1 ıe 
to beaten egg, mix 
il eggs in flour, egg and 
bread crumbs. coating thoroughly with 
each step. Chill in refrigerator um 
serving time. Hi in. oil in electric 
skillet preheated to 370°. Fry quail eggs 
until golden brown. Drain on paper 
toweling and place on top of hot crab 


well. Dip qu 


(ELK STEW WITH ORANGE) 


3 Ibs, boneless leg or rump of elk (not 
shoulder) 

2 tablespoons buuer 

1 tablespoon salad oil 

р 

2 


4 cup finely minced onion 
medium cloves garlic, minced ex 
tremely fine 
14 cup flour 
Î quart game broth or chicken broth. 
fresh or canned 
2 slices orange. V4 
1 tablespoon. lemor 
1 small bay leaf 
6 whole cloves 
3 whole allspice 
В whole peppercoms 
12 sprigs parsley 
2 tablespoons ma 
1 tablespoon gra 
Salt, pepper 
Cut elk into Lin. cubes. Melt butter 
d oil in a stewpot over a low fh 
Add ment and sauté, stirring frequ 


п. thick 


juice 


leira ог sherry 
ed orange vind 


blending well, Slowly stir in broth; bring 
to а boil: reduce flame and simmer. Add 
orange slices and lemon juice. ‘Tie bay 
leaf, cloves, allspice, peppercorns and 
parsley in a small bag of cheesecloth and 
lower into pot. er until mear is 

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with our own eyes?” And he threw them 
into excited discussion by mentioning a 
me. “Daisy Bolster?” 


Always, near every school, there is a 
Daisy Bolster, whom everybody has 
heard about and nobody knows. They 
had all seen her at a distance. Tall, a bit 
nny, long legs, dark eyes, lids heavy 
s the dimmers of a car lamp. prominent 
white tecth, and her lower lip always 
looked wet. She could be as old as 17. 
Maybe even 18! She wore her hair up. 
Dick told them that he had met her 
once at the tennis club with four or hve 
other fellows around her and that she 
had laughed and winked very boldly all 
the time. Georgie said rhat he once 
heard a fellow in school say she went 
with boys. Gong Gong bubbled that 
that was true, because his sister Jenny 
told him that a girl named Daisy Bolster 
d been thrown out of school thr 
ycars ago for talking to a boy outside 
the convent gate, At this, Georgie flew 
into a terrible rage. 

‘ou stupid slob!” he roared. "Don't 

you know yet that when anybody says a 

boy and girl are talking to each other, it 

means they're doing you know what?” 

I don't know you know what," Gong 

Gong wailed. “What what?” 

I heard a fellow say,” Jimmy Sulli- 
an revealed solemnly, "that she has no 

father and that her mother is no better 

than she should be. 

Dick said in disapproving tones that 
he had once met another fellow who 
had heard her telling some very daring 
stories. 

"Do you think she would show us for 
a quid?" Ч 

Before they parted on the pavement 
that night, they were no longer talking 
1 girl; for once a girl like that 

gets her name up, she always ends up as 
a myth; and for a generation afterward, 
maybe more, it is the myth that persists, 

“Do you remember," some old chap 
will wheeze, "that girl Dais 
She used to live up the M 
used to say she was fast. 

The other old boy will nod knowing- 
ly, thc two of them will look at cach 
other inquisitively, and neither will ad- 
mit anything, remembering only the long, 
dark avenue, dim gas lamps, stars hooked 
in the trees. 

Within a month, Dick had fixed it. 
Their only trouble after that was to col 
lecı the money and to decide whether 
Gong Gong should be allowed to come 
with them. Dick fixed that, too, at a 
final special meeting in the sweetshop. 

Taking his pipe from between his 
Tips. he looked speculatively at Gong. 
Gong, who looked up at him with eyes 
big as plums, trembling between the ter- 

104 ror of being told he could come 


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them and the equal terror of being 1010 
that he could not. 
“Tell me, Gong Gong,” Dick said po 


, "what, exactly, does your father 


lor,” Tommy said, blushing 
a bit at having to confess it, knowing 
da was a bank clerk, that 


Georgie’s was a head constable and that 
Dicks had been a district commissioner. 
in the Pun 


“Very 


fine profession," Dick said 
ntleman's tailor and outfitter. 


“Ah, no," Tommy said, by now as red 
as a radish, "he's not that sort of a tailor 
at all, he doesn't build suits, ye know, 
that’s a different trade altogether, he 
works with me mother at home in Tuck- 
ey Street, he lets things in and he lets 
things out, he's what they call a mender 
d turner, me brother Turlough had 
this suit I have on me now before 1 got 
it, you can see he's very good at his job. 
he's a real dab. . . ." 

Dick Jet him run on, nodding sym- 
pathetically—meaning to convey to the 
others that they really could not expect 
a fellow to know much about girls if his 
father spent bis life mending and turn- 
ing old clothes in some side alley called 
Tuckey Street. 

"Do you fully realize, Cong Gon 
that we are proposing to behold the ulti- 
mate in female beauty?" 

"You mean,” Gong Gong whispered, 
"shell only be wearing her nightie?” 

Georgie Watchman turned from him 
in disgust to the fruit machine. Dick 
smiled on. 

“The thought had not occurred to 
me,” he said. “I wonder, Gong Gong, 
where do you get all those absolutely 
filthy ideas, Do you think, if we three 
subscribe seventeen and sixpence, that 
you can contribute half a crown?" 

“I could feck it, I suppose. 

Dick raised his eyelashes. 

“Feck?” 

Gong Gong looked shamefully at the 
tiles. 


mean steal," he confessed 

“Don't they give you any pocket mon 
ey?” 
“They give me three pence a week.” 

“Well, we have only a week to go. 
you can, what was your wor 
а crown, you may come: 

‘The night chosen was a Saturday—her 
mother always went to town on Satur- 
days; the time of meeting. five o'clock 
cy: the place, the entrance to the 
Mardyke Walk. On any other occasion, 
it would have been a gloomy spot for a 
rendezvous; for this adventure, perfect: 
a long tree-lined avenue with a few 
houses and endl 


side and, on thc other side, the sunken 
little canal whose deep dike gave thc 
place its name. Secuded, no traffic al 
lowed inside the gates, complete silence, 
a place where men came every night to 
stand with their girls behind the elm 
trees, kissing and whispering for hours 
Dick and Georgic were there on the 
dot of five. Then Jimmy Sullivan came 
swiftly loping. From where they stood 
under a tree just beyond the porters 
lodge, shivering with excitement, they 
could see clearly for only about 100 
ards up the long tunnel of elms lit 
by the first stars above the boughs, one 
lawny window streaming across a dark 
garden and, beyond that, a feeble 
procession of pendent lamps fading dim. 
ly a nto the blue November dusk. 
Within another half hour. the avenue 
would be pitch black between those 
meager pools of light. 

Her instructions had been precise. In 
separate pairs, at exactly half Past five, 
way up there beyond the 
where they would be as 
cockroaches, they must gather outside 
her house. 

"You won't be able cven to scc onc 
another,” she had said gleefully to Dick, 
who had stared coldly at her, wondering 
how often had she stood behind a trec 
with some fellow who would not have 
been able to see her face. 

Every light in the house would be out 
except lor the fanlight over the door. 
Ooh!" she had giggled. 
terribly oohey. You won't hear a sound 
but the branches squeaking. You musi 
come alone to my door, You must leave 
the other fellows to watch from behind 
the trees. You must give two short rings 
Once, twice. And then give a long ring 
and wait" She had started to whisper 
the rest, her hands by her sides, clawing 
her dress in her excitement. “The ба 
light will go out if my mother isn't at 
home. The door will open slowly. You 
will step into the dark hall. A hand will 
take your hand. You won't know whose 
hand it is. It will be like something out 
of Sherlock Holmes. You will be simply 
terrified. You won't know what I'm 
wearing. For all you'll know, I might be 
wearing nothing at all! 

He must leave the door ajar. The oth 
ers must follow him one by onc. After 
thai. 

It was now II minutes past five 
Gong Gong had not yet come. Alrea 
three women had р N 
dyke carrying. parcels, hurrying home to 
their warm fires, forerunners of the 
crowd. When they had 
eorge growled, 
When that slob comes, I'm going to 
put my boot up his backside.” 

Dick, calmly puffing his corncob, gaz 
ing wearily up at the stars, laughed tol 
erantly . “Now, Georgie, don't 

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the Fourth Amendment and use any 
short cut to convict amy unpopular 
person. 

The much misunderstood self-incrim 
mation clause of the Fifth Amendment 
history: "No person . . 
shall be compelled in any criminal case 
to be a witness against himself.” At one 
time in England, the oath that one takes 
10 tell the truth was used against the 
accused with devastating effect. If he 
refused to take the oath, he was held 
in contempt and punished. II he took 
the oath and then refused to answer 
question, the refusal was taken as a con 
fession of the thing charged in the ques 
tion. Thus were men compelled to testily 
against themselves, 

A widely heralded defiance of this 
that of John Lilburne, who 
rged with sending scandalous 
hooks into England. He refused to be 
ned under oath, saying that the 
oath was “both against the law of God 
and the law of the land.” He announced 
that he would never take it, “though I 
be pulled to pieces by wild horses.” Lil- 


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burne held in contempt, publicly 
whipped, fined and placed in solitary 
confinement. inl . On Feb- 
ruary 13, 1645, the House of Lords set 


aside that judgment as “against the lib- 
erty of the subject and law of the land 
nd Magna Charta.” And in 1648, Lil- 
burne was granted damages for h 
prisonment. 

The idea spread to this country. The 
Puritans who came here knew of the 
detested oath that Lilburne refused to 
take. They, too, had been its 
The Body of Liberties, adopted ii 
by Massachusetts, afforded protection 
against sell-incrimination either through 
torture or through the oath. The high- 
nded practices of the royal governors 
and order and 
who sought to compel citizens to accuse 
themselves of crimes alio whipped up 
ment for the immu y 
of the colonists, therefore, as part of 
their programs for independence, adopt- 
ed bills of rights that included the im- 
munity against selincrimination. Later, 
it was written into the Fifth Amend- 
ment and into most state constitutions. 

The immunity has been broadly inter- 
preted, It extends to all manner of pro- 
ceedings in which testimony is take 
including legislative committees. It was 
arly held by the Supreme Court to give 
immunity from testifying not only to 
acts or events that. themselves constitute 
€ clements of a crime 
Iso to things that “will tend to 

criminate him” or subject to fines, 
penalties or forfeitures. As Chief Justice 
John Marshall put it at the beginning, 
immunity protects the witness from 
120 supplying any "link" in a chain of testi 


CIVIL LIBERTIES , sron pose 9) 


mony that would convict hi 
spite of this long history, the 
order propagandists denounce the de 
sions that forbid the police from using 
coercion to obtain confessions from 
people in custody. 

The protection against double jeop- 
ly, the right to counsel, the right to 
confront the person who accuses one, 


the guarantee against cruel and unusual 
punishment—these all have a similar spe- 
Gfic and detailed history of abuse by 


government. Each reflects a clear and 
calculated design to prevent government 
from meddling with individual lives. 

Ihe lawandorder people say th 
"criminals" and “Communists” deserve 
no such protection. But the Constitution 
draws no line between the good and the 
bad, the popular and the unpopular. The 


word is which, of course, in- 
dudes Every person is under 
the umbrella of the Const ion and thc 


Bill of Rights. The Bill of. Rights pur 
posely makes it difficult for police, prose- 
cutors, inves чес judges 
and even juries to convict anyone. We 
know that the net that often closes 
around an accused man is a flimsy one. 
Circumstantial evidence often implicates 
the innocent as well as the guilty. Some 
countries have the inquisitorial system, 
in which the criminal case is normally 
made out from the lips of the accused. 
But our system 15 ditterent; at is accusa. 
torial. Those who make the charge must 
prove it, They carry the burden. The 
sovereignty of the individual is honored 
by a presumption of innocence. 


constitutional system with the Civil War 
amendments, which banned discrimin: 


tion based on race, creed, color or pov- 
erty. So today we stand for both liberty 
and equality, 


The Russians who pro- 


out strong for liberty: “The highest 
ion of mater without free 
thought and will,” creates “a gre: 
in which the food rations of prisoners 


are inareased." Whatever continent one 
visits, he finds man asserting his sover- 
cignty—and usually recei 


ment for doing so. There are lew places 
in the world where man can t 
speak as he chooscs and walk with his 
chin held high. Yet in spite of our com- 
mitment to both, we are confronted with 
tremendous internal discontent. Some 
are in rebellion only to obtain control 
over existing institutions so that they 
may usc them for their own special or 
selfish ends. But most of the discontent, | 
think, comes from individuals who clam- 
or for sovereign rights—not rights ex 
pressed in laws but rights expressed in 
jobs and in other dignified positions in 
our society. We face civil disobedience 
оп a massive scale. 


il disobedience, though at times 
abused, has an honored place in our 
traditions. Some people refuse to pay 
taxes because the money raised is for 
à purpose they disapprove. T is not 
permissible course of conduct; for, by 
nd large, the legisl has 
carte bla 
levy taxes. It would paralyze govern 
ment to let each taxpayer exercise the 


sovereign right to pay or not to pay, de 
pending on whether he approves of the 
social, economic or political program of 


those in power. The same is true, in 
general, of most other 1 mposed on 
the citizen, whether it be observing a 
speed law or obeying a zoning ordi 
nance or a littering regulation. 


Obedience was quite different. 
pressed a universal pr 
political remedy to right a 
wrong. Disobedience of the law embody. 
ing the wrong was his only recou 
Colonial India, like Colonial America, 
was under a loreign yoke. Regulations 
were often imposed from overseas or 
taxes exacted by the fiat of the colonial 
ruler. The subject had to submit or else. 
“Taxation without representation” was 
one of the complaints of both Sam 
Adams and Mahatma Gandhi. Our Dec- 
lation of Independence stated the 
philosophy—all men are created equal; 
they are endowed by their Creator with 
cer alienable rights.” Govern. 
ments derive their just powers Irom 
е consent of the governed"; and 
whenever a form of government be: 
comes “destructive to those ends, it is 
the right of the people to aller от abol 
ish it.” Thus, the right of revolution is 
deep in our heritage. Nat Turner did 
not get the benefit of our Declaration of 
Independence. But he moved to the 
measure of its philosophy. These days, 
some people are caught in a pot of glue 
(d have no chance to escape through. 
use of a political remedy. Civil disobedi 
тсе, therefore, evolves into revolution 
nd is used as a means of escape. 
Revolution is therefore basic in the 
rights of man. Where problems and 
oppression pile high and 
nied all recourse to poli 
only revolution is left. Some 
lution with violence is the only remedy. 
iolence olten erupts these days 
ica and Southeast Asia, where 
xd m nes hold people 
ise, making it impossible for them 
to be freed from oppression by the polit- 
ical processes. In some nations, a trade 
union organizer is considered an enemy 
id is shot. So is a person who tries to 
organize the pe into cooper 
In those extreme situations, there is no 
machinery for change except violence. 
We have had civil disobedience accom. 
panied by violence, the bloodiest one 
(concluded on page 223) 


THE MORE PARLOUS the time we live in. 
the more people yearn for answers, lor 
some insight into the future that will 
tell them what to expect—whether 
good or bad. It is uncertainty that is 
intolerable, and it is in fractious and 


uncertain periods in man’s history that 
he has turned to oracles, and 
prophets, secking to obtain from them 


some glimpse of things to come, Today. 


seers 


recourse is most often to science: So 
phisticued computers are fed reams of 
data to process and—it is hoped —will 


then spew forth’ the encoded mystcrics 
of what lies ahead. All that's required, 
then, is simple decoding, so that the 
riddles of the machines can be made 
sensible to mere men. Alas, machines 
have an incurable habit of being un- 


cooperative when it comes to simple 


PLAYBOY 
POLLS THE 
PROPHETS 


six offbeat oracles—human and otherwise—lay 
their prescience on the line with a collection 
of unabashed predictions for the coming year 


ILLUSTRATION BY ALTON KELLY 


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122 


nswers; 
in probabi 
cop-outs de; 
so-and-so” predicti 
is often to replace one big question with 
a lot of smaller ones that are equally 
netiling. Little wonder that people turn 
from the hedged and unsatisfying logic 
hines to the gratifying certitudes 
of magic and of super and supranatural 
prophecy with no ifs and buts. Belief is 
the key to such gratification, of course, 
d that’s often the rub. To help you de- 
termine how credulous you can be—and 
1o give you some occult 
which to test your credulity—r 
conducted microinterviews and con 
tions with prophets, both hur 
otherwise, who, whatever they lack 
scientific validity, can't be accused of 
reticence in clearing up any doubts you 
may have about what lies ahead. 


hey talk not only in riddles but 
ics wrapped in cautions 

ing with “if so-and-so, the 
the net of which 


of n 


SYBIL LEEK 
—Witch— 


Although she is a world-famous 
witch, British-born bil Leek is no 
daughter of Satan. She's a very jolly 
psychic, a white witch (white magic 
only) who has been a ghosthunting 
medium and a lecturer їп matters oc- 
cult for many years. With uncanny fore- 
sight, she hus predicted ‘such natural 
disasters as earthquakes and floods; and 
some of her predictions have proved so 
accurate that the military men at Cape 
Kennedy and elsewhere have actually 
been consulting her. A prolific writer 
whose latest book is “Diary of a Witch, 
Miss Leek calls herself “the reluctant 
medium.” She doesn’t get her prophetic 
insights at séances or in trances. “Predic 
tions literally have to catch up with me,’ 
she says, “generally at some inconvenient 
time, because I'm always busy writing. 
But when they come, there's no mistak- 
ing that something different is happen- 
ing. I see an event as clearly as anything 
else in the material world. It's important 
Jor me not to think about predictions. 

The following predictions came to 
Miss Leek in the course of several weeks 
and then were given lo rLayboy in one 
interview in New York. 

¢: Will ach the moon in 
196 


a will circle the moon in 
1969, as the Russians did in 1968, but 
the Ru will be the first to land. 
However, the date 1 have is 1970. 

What will financial conditions be 
ng 1969? 

A: My main impression is one of 
very depressed financial state, а real 
slump in money starting in late Febru- 
ary but reaching its climax in April. Not 
just a few rich people losing money on 
the stock exchange, but a slump allect. 
ing many. many people. 

¢: Will America pull out of Viena 

A: 1 do not see any end to the Viet- 


nam war, although 1970 is а rime that 
sticks in my memory right now. 

@ Do vou see any i 
political leaders in 1960? 

A: Not yet. But without tooting my 
own horn, I must tell you something 
that happened in 1968. Some t 
ing the spring, I saw 
famous person coming on June 22 that 
would have the same carthshaticring 
effect as the assassination of President 
Kennedy. 1 first saw this thing the night 
before Martin Luther King was killed, 
but 1 definitely saw the date as June 22. 
Then 1 saw it again about 11 days later, 
and the date of June 22 was the same. 


o: In other words, you missed the 
assassination of Robert Kennedy by 
about two weeks. 

A: That's right. 


Do you sec any great scientific dis- 
coveries coming in 19097 

А: Yes, I see the discovery of a new 
source of energy, one that gives the 
push to the moon. This new source of 
energy will cause a revision of our pres 
ent ideas about gravity. 

ө: Speaking of space, what about UFOs? 

a: This is quite interesting. In 1969, 
there'll be a very different attitude to- 
ward flying saucers. Most people now 
either laugh at them or ignore them. But 
in the early part of the year, events will 
ke a valid case for flying saucers. 
rom March 19 to March 27 of 1969, 
there'll be many sightings of UFOs 
ad the world so many, in fact, that 
the Government will set up а new com- 
mission to investigate them. 

ч: Any other psychic feelings about 
anything we haven't covered 

a: Yes. I'm not completely dear about 
this, because while 1 was seeing it, some- 
one interrupted me and then 1 couldn't 
get back to it. But in 1969, 1 sec large 
groups of military forces being used in 
this country. 


CARROLL RIGHTER 


—Astrologer— 


America's leading astrologer, Carroll 
Righter is the author of two books re- 
garded as milestones in the science of 
astrology and You” and 
“Your Astrological Guide to Health and 
Diet" His syndicated column reaches 
more than 100,000,000 people and he ap- 
pears frequently on radio and television 

A deeply religious man who believes 
that God did not create the earth just 
for man’s benefit, Righter says, “The 
stars impel, they do not compel. What 
an individual makes of his life is largely 
up to him.” 

Righter is constantly traveling around. 
the world to counsel statesmen, business 
leaders, movie stars and those he calls 
“just people.” His American home is in 
Hollywood, where he runs the Carroll 
Righter Astrological Foundation to study 


We've h: 


the effects of health, diet and weather 
on the moods of individuals 

To learn what's ahead for America in 
1969, Righler drew the nation’s horo 
scope: born al 2:15 A.M. local mean 
time al Philadelphia on July 4, 1776 
(see chart on page 126), the time when 
the Declaration of Independence was 
adopted. Using this horoscope, Righter 
then discussed the coming year in an 
interview with PLAYBOY at a hotel in 
New York 
Will 1969 bring war or peace? 
There should be some definit 
moves for real peace in 1969, because 
Mars, the planet of war, is not so placed 
as to indicate war. America's horoscope 
shows no major war this ycar, although 
there be moppingup operations. 
1 seven years of upsets and 
unpredictability, but 1969 should be а 
leveling ofl—except for the period of 
May 20 to June 20, when people may go 
back to belligerent ways 
Will there be any major evil force 
in this calmer world? 
Well, the nation that will be most 
effective in 1969 is China. A very pow- 
«гї! man will arise there, possibly 
through assassination. To be strictly ac- 
te, China won't dominate the inter. 
ional scene for the whole year, just 
until October 22. Then, for the rest of 
the year, Russia coi 
9: Will there be a moon landing? 


А: Nor only will there be a moon 
landing in 1969 but it will be a year of 
great new scientific achievements. There 


will be interesting inventions, 
some involved with planes and space. 

ө: Will violence continue to explode 
n our cities? 

A: Urban strife will continue but de 
crease. However, with the sun tri Mars 
and Aries exalted, there may be more 
chance of using the y to stop any 
an violence. 

e: Do you see any major changes in 


people will become 
ii be out, 


more elegant. 

Q Wh 
the country? 

A: Well the m 
be very confused. And the stock m 
will constantly be fluctuating, bec 
all the criteria and systems that worked 
in the past will no longer 
will also be more 
planet of їй. 
ed for A in 1969. 

€: Do you see any other trends for 
ion? 

A: The health of Americ: 
ally be better next year, though there'll 
be occasional outbreaks of virus. And 
there'll be great gai the fight 
wainst air pollution. 

Uranus conjunct Jupiter means that 
America will have speedier transporta 
tion and communication next year. Even 

(continued on page 126) 


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though some railroads are shutting down 
passenger service, I see faster trains—like 
that new high-speed express between New 
York and Washington. 

However, Uranus opposes the sun in 
1969 and this means that many partner- 

ps will break up, partnerships in mar- 
riage and even among nations. But these 
should lead to improved alliances. 

The year 1969 will be the one in 
which you get what you carn, in which 
you get your just deserts, especially at 
the Aries ingress (spring), when Ameri- 
ce horoscope has Venus conjunct Sat- 
urn. It will also be a more international 
year, with everyone looking at what the 
other fellow is doing and trying to pro- 
ject new methods and philosophies for 
dealing with him. 


ASTROLOGICAL HOROSCOPE OF 
THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA 


Born July 4, 1776, at 2:15 a.m. local mean time, 
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, 40° north, 75° west 


MADAM SORINA 


—Gypsy Fortuneteller— 


Operating from a small storefront in 
New York's garment district, Madam 
Sorina is one of America’s vanishing 
gypsies. Long hounded by the law for 
often being prostitutes or vacketeers 
(some are both), gypsies are now hard to 
find. The first two PLAYBOY found in 
New York tumed out to be Spanish 
hookers and not Romany mystics. 

In Madam Sorina's window were flow- 
ers, candles, beads, playing cards and a 
sign saying EARRINGS Fok злїк. We 
went into the small front room, which 
was separated from the back of the 
store by a curtain, There we met 
Madam Sorina, a small, dark-haired 
young woman, who took us into the 
back and had us sit down on a couch. 
She looked at us the way gypsies 
through the ages have done, wondering 
if we were the law. She would nol pre- 
dict with either a crystal ball or tea 
leaves but preferred to use tarol cards, 
which she feels are a more legitimate 


(continued from page 122) 


prophetic mechanism than a sphere of 
glass or some shreds of tea. (Gypsies 
who use only crystal balls or tea leaves 
are usually fakes, though there are those 
who would call the term “fake gypsy” 
а reduhidancy.) 

Tarot cards are as old as the Hebraic 
and Egyptian worlds and muy come 
from both, though the gypsies clam to 
have brought them from India. Tarot's 
numerology is tied to the numerology of 
the cabala. There are 78 cards in a deck 
and they are about as wide as regular 
playing cards but much longer. There 
are two kinds of cards: the major arcana 
(which have names like The Star, The 
Town, The World, The Chariot, The 
Judgment) and the minor arcana, which 
are broken into four suits, like playing 
cards: Wands are like clubs, swords ате 
like spades, cups are like hearts und 
pentacles are like diamonds. 

Madam Sorina shuffled the cards and 
then PLavuoy cut three times left to 
right with our left hand, to produce an 
interaction of her subconscious and ours. 
Then she dealt the cards into the spread 
shown in the illustration on page 128, 
after first pulling down a card to stand 
for the person about whom the forecast 
was being made. This card is called a 
significator. (In the illustration, it is com- 
pletely hidden by the covering card, the 
knight of cups.) Madam Sorina picked 
the hing of swords to stand for the United 
States, because it's a card indicating the 
active, masculine role this country plays. 

After the whole pattern had been 
dealt, she discussed the meaning of each 
card. You cannot ask a tarot deck spe- 
cific questions, such as “Will the team- 
sters strike?” The catds indicate only 
general trends, trails and influences, and 
some are quite complex. Nevertheless, 
Madam Sorina was able to describe the 
following picture of 1969 in America. 

“Now, you see that the knight of cups 
is the covering card, and he's a searcher, 
someone in quest. This means that Amer- 
ica is still a country that’s searching, 
aware that it doesn't have the answers. 
The smugness is gone. 

“The crossing card is the queen of 
wands, who controls sexuality and crea- 
tivity. Therefore, the country is crossed 
by the fact th. her its creative ener- 
gy nor the meaning of flesh and sexual- 
ity has been assimilated and given its 
proper place in our culture. So these 
qualities appear here as crossing rather 
than helping our development, 

"What we call the card above—in oth- 
er words, the card above the significator 
—is the Wheel of Fortune. The card 
above stands for the most you can aspi 
to in the immediate situation. In this 
case, the Wheel of Fortune represents 
x; and so there'll be many 
changes in American society in 1969, but 
they won't be menacing. 


“The card beneath stands for the 
structure on which all is built. Now, 
here we have the knight of swords, 
who's a man of ion and blood, a 
ruled by his emotions and moving very 
fast. He's involved in struggle: he's in 
state of what the Hindus call karmic ac- 
tion. And this is the state of Americ: 
war abroad, black-power battles at home 
and a struggle between the money of the 
East and the money of the West. 

“The card behind America is the eight 
of cups. This is quite interesting. You 
see, the cups stand for knowledge and 
all this knowledge is behind us. 1 be 
lieve it was the knowledge held by Tho- 
reau and others in early America: that 
man is put on this planet to live simply 
under the sky with his fellows and the 
animals. This was the dream, the hope 
for a simple, equitable life, but now it's 
all behind us. 

"In front of America is the five of 
cups. You sce that three of the cups are 
spilled and this means a waste of earlier 
knowledge; but two cups are upright, so 
a bit of the old knowledge still remains. 
The man on the card looks upset. Well, 
he's shaken by the loss of truth and the 
old knowledge. But perhaps he'll find 
his way again by using the two cups 
still upright. 

“The six of pentacles stands for the 
role that America has been playing as 
an almsgiver and protector. But you'll 
notice that there's a distance. between 
the man on the card and the poor he's 
helping. "This means that the alms are 
given through pride and not humanity. 
America still doesn't know the true 
meaning of charity. 

“The two of swords is the card th. 
stands for the significator's house—sort 
of the whole picture. It’s hard to de- 
scribe this meaning precisely, but it's 
sort of a balance achieved by a negation 
of almost everything. There's no looking 
outward here. It's a card of tense peace 
through emptiness, a state of tenuo 
equilibrium. But it's shortlived, because 
the Wheel of Fortune is turning. 

“Now, just above the two of swords is 
the sun, and that stands for your hopes 
and fears. What America hopes for and 
fears is power and the light of the full 
truth of what the universe is about and 
why man is on earth, because then we'd 
see ourselves as young children. We fea 
this and yet we hope for it, because it's 
our only chance of resurrection and sal 
vation as a country. 

“The page of wands is our future. The 
page is a child in the service of the 
creative power, the queen of wands. So 
after coming through all the disaster, 
pride and emptiness, we finally do, in a 
different way, have the same new begin. 
ning that we once turned our back on. 
It's really a hopeful Ф 

e: It's absolutely fascinating. May we 

(continued overleaf) 


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Pox UNES VII A 


“Oh, hi, dear. Pam and I were just lying here wondering 
what the new year will bring.” 


127 


say something that we hope you won't 
find rude 

^: Of course. 

ө: You sound much 100 intelligent 10 
be a gypsy. 

^: Oh, I'm a real gypsy. all right on 
both sides; but being one doesn't ex 
dude having brains. You know what 1 
do with the money I make from 
ings? 1 take courses at NYU. 


TAROT CARD READING FOR 
THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA 
Significator: King of Swords 
(completely covered by Knight of Cups) 


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1—This is what covers you. 

2—This ts what crosses you. 

3—This is what is above you. 

4—This is what is beneath you. 

5—This is what is behind you. 

6—This is what is in front of you. 

7—This is you. 

8—This is your house. 

9. These are your hopes and fears. 
10—This is your future. 


1 CHING 


—Book of Oracles— 


The “1 Ching” or “Book of Changes” 
(the Richard Wilhelm translation [vom 
Chinese into German, rendered into 
English by Cary F. Baynes) is part of 
the Bollingen Series of the Princeton 
University Press and is sold in practically 
all bookstores. With prehistoric origins, 
the “I Ching” evolved from a collection 
of oracles into a book of wisdom that 
provided the common roots for Gonfu- 
cianism and Taoism, the chief branches 
of Chinese philosophy. The “1 Ching” is 
based on the belief that the forces of yin 
(feminine) and yang (masculine) exist in 
a never-ending tension that produces con 
Stant change; but events ате more the 
result of chance than of cause. The “1 
Ching" interprets chance events. Il does 
not prophesy the future but gives the 

128 reader a metaphor to understand the 


questions at hand—and suggests proper 
courses of future action. 

pLaynoy went lo New York's Albert 
Hotel and visited Miss Diane Di Prima, 
head of the Poets Press and an “1 Ching” 
authority, who agreed to use the book 
for coin oracles about America in 1969. 
Taking three coins, she assigned the 
number threc to heads (or yang side) 
and the number two 10 tails (or yim side). 
She then asked рьлүзоү to clear our 
head of alt extrancous thoughts and to 
concentrate on a single question, one not 
too specific and involving no hope of 
gain, for desire can act as an agent. She 
said the book would produce oracles that 
might cover the next two or three years, 
but which would all start right now. Un- 
like witches, astrologers and gypsies, the 
“I Ching" can predict only from Ihe 
present moment on. 

Therefore, on October 8, 1968, vıaysov 
sat on the floor of Miss Di Prima’s office 
and concentraled on this question: 
“What forces will dominate the course 
of the American nation until the end of 
1969?" 0 Miss Di Prima and her 
assistant editor then threw the coins, 
using three people instead of one to get 
а better cross section of America. Each 
person threw the three coins six times, 
once for each line of a six-line hexagram 
that Miss Di Prima drew. She then 
looked in the back of the “1 Ching” at 
a chart that gave the number 28 to the 
hexagram we had produced. The oracle 
for this hexagram, called Preponderance 
of the Great, was on page 111. 

Alternately reading from the “I Ching" 
and interpreting it, Miss Di Prima then 
explained our oracle, whose hexagram 
looked like this: 


“Now, every hexagram is composed of 
(wo trigrams that stand for things. In 
this one, the bottom trigram stands for 
the gentle or wind or wood, and the top 
опе stands for the joyous or lake. So it's 
like a Hoodtime, when the lake rises 
above the treetops. This is, first of all. 
an oracle of great urgency. Forces are in 
the wrong place and everything is out of 
balance. Therefore, he gentle and j 
and don't attempt io change т 
forcible methods. This is the wrong time 
for a revolu As the book says, “The 
problem must be solved by gentle pene- 

ation to the meaning of the situation. 
It demands real superiority; therefore 
the time when the great preponderates 
momentous time.” 

The book goes on to explain this. It 
ys. “The lake rises above the trees. 
"Thus the superior m en he stands 
alone, is unconcerned: and if he has to 
renounce the world, he is undaunted.’ 


Here the book is telling the superior 
man, who stands for American leaders, 
how to act in a world sit s 


urgent but temporary. This superior 
man y find himself standing 
but he must be unconcerned 


whether or not people are with 
things get too bad. he may even have to 
withdraw from the scene; but he must be 
undaunted and ready to return and lead 
in. The symbol of the ge the 
tree, which stands firm even if it stands 
ymbol of the joyous is 
the lake, which remains undaunted.” 

This oracle was interesting but vague, 
sa we decided to ash the “1 Ching" a 
more specific question. Miss Di Prima 
now invited a fourth person to join us in 
the coin tossing, so we could have а 
still larger cross section of America 
Concentrating on the question “Will 
America pull out of Vietnam by the end 
of 19697" three of the four of us threw 
single coins six times in a volation until 
we got this hexagram: 


gram number 18 and it’s 
called Work on What Has Been Spoiled 


(Decay). The lower trigram is the ge 
Че or wind. and the upper is keeping 
still or monntain. The ese ch 


acter for this hexagram, ku, represents a 
bowl in which worms аге breeding а 
this means 
applicati 

"As thé book says, this decay has 
come about because the gentle indilfer 
ence of the lower trigram has come to- 
gether with the rigid of the uppe 
nd the result is stagnation.” Since this 
mplies guilt, the conditions embody a 
demand for the removal of the cause. 
Hence the meaning of the I i 
"Work on what has been spoiled." 

“There are two k 
volved here and 
them. The first 
weakness, and you mu 
gently and with conside 
other kind is corruption caused by 
neglect in carlier times, and this is à 
real challenge for the superior 
American leader. As the book 
do away with this corruption. th 
rior man must regenerate soc 
methods likewise must be derived Irom 
the two trigrams, but in such a way that 
their effecis unfold in orderly sequence. 
The superior man must first remove 
stagnation by stirring up public opinion. 
аз the wind stirs everyt and must 
then strengthen and tranquilize the char- 
ter of the people, as the mountain 
gives tranqu 
that grows vicinity." 

“The book is here saying that to end 

(continued on page 220) 


that 
But the 


130 


Photogrophed in the entronceway 


Art 
also on the tenth floor of cur 
Chicago headquorters—ore: o 
life-size oil painting of Bogey by 
Richard Froomon 


lo PLAYEOY'S Department— 


(for “Here's 


Looking ot You, Kid"—The Bogart 
June 1986); on impression. 
istic oil by Charles Schoore (The 
Ninth Upland Game Bird, Novem- 
ber 1966); Poul 
móché head of o de 


Davis’ popier- 


ish columnist 


(Bertram and the Networks, Sep- 
tember 1964); in the niche, two 
grotesquely effective heads in 
wood by David Packard, who met 
en untimely death lost yeor (The 
Ninth Score, October 1961); a 


painted construction of bottles, 
these, too, by Poul Davis (Proofs 
Positive, Moy 1965); о humorous- 
ly reolistic oil pointing by Lionel 
Kalish of three bornyard animals 
(Chop Tolk, Moy 1961); Phill 


+ 


SH 
has twice asked a 


d with the u 


Renavd's foscinating James Bald- 
win collage, assembled from clip. 


pings about racial strife and 
pages from the writer's books 
(Words of a Native Son, Decem. 


ber 1964); 10 its right, o simple 


yet compelling drowing in crayon 
an paper by тлүгоүъ Arthur 
Poul (The Tie That Binds, Moy 
1963); and directly to its right, 
anathor expansive Roy Schnock 
enberg ail pointing, for a Jack 


Keravoc story (Good Blonde, Jon- 
very 1965); а pensive матап, 
one of the fomaus George Segal 
sculptures that he creotes by cover- 
ing o live model with ploster (The 
Ploymote as Fine Ап, Januory 


1967); ond, farthest right, on 
oil by Herb Davidson in which the 
features of the central character 
appear surrealistically on his 
thumb (The Man Who Wrote Let- 
ters fo Presidents, August 1967). 


The reception area of the Playboy 
Building's seventh flaor—heod- 
quorters for Playboy Clubs Inter- 
notional and home base for the 


extensive line of Playboy Products 
functions here as o gallery for: 


top left, a Roy Schnackenberg 
ode in cil ta the mood of horse 
racing (for Horse Sense, June 
1967); ап ail pointing by Martin 
Hoffman of the lost woman оп 
earth, whose autline contains her 


lost two suitors (The Better Man, 
July 1966); onather Arthur Paul 
painting, this one ocrylic on can- 
vas, copluring teenagers in on 
emotional confrontatian (A Fa- 
ther's Gift, June 1962); a blurred, 


driven writer in tempera on poper, 
by Phill Renaud (The Song of the 
Four-Colored Sell, Morch 1963); 
Isadore — Selizers — oilon-woad 
pointing cf a narrow-gouge gui- 
tar (Folk Songs far Moderns, April 


PHOTOGRAPHY BY DWIGHT HOOKER 


Art Director Arthur Paul is shown 
in mayor's Tithfloor photo- 
grophic studio with o dozen three- 
dimensionel exomples of the 
prize-winning illustrations he hos 
commissioned over the past 15 


yeors: ot top left, o wordy con- 
struction by Ron Bradford for а 
humorous piece on semantics (A 
Lillle Chin Music, Professor, July 
1967); benecth it, on eloborate 
and mocobre construction by the 


lote David Packard (Love, Deoth 
& the Hubby Imoge, September 
1963), to the right of the Brodford 
Piece, o third construction, this 
one feoturing faces tropped in 
plastic, by Tom Strobel (Naked in 


Xonadu, November 1964); о point. 
ing on o bottle (The French Myth, 
December 1964), by Foul Dovis, 
whose direct visuol effects have 
eorned him numerous professional 
owords; benecth the bottle, two 


“Art in the Embassies Program,” 


wends in ıhe 


Time and again, we have discovered that an illustration that succeeded brilliantly 
something different—but equally successful—when viewed. by itsell.” As the selec 
these pages shows, the walls of the Playboy Building—whose functi 

themselves function as a gallery that proclaims the successful melding of illustration 


tect Ron Dirsmith 


modeled and painted mugs (Hot 
1967) 
ond, at the top in the next group, 
a highly detailed wood sculpture 
(The Fuzz, July 1967), both illus- 
trations by Bill Bryan; beneath 


and Spirited, November 


the night stick, a construction by 
Harry Bouras featuring a sec 
tioned brondy cosk (Brandy, 
March 1963); at bottom center, a 
second Bradford construction, this 
for a Nat Hentoff article (We're 


nally avant 


Happening All Over, Babyl, 
March 1966); a pointed woaden 
mollet by Miyo Endo (The Su- 
preme Court, November 1966); o 
George Suyeoko rock painting 
(Sex in the Stone Age, Januory 


and others have been lent to museums here and abroad. “One of the most exciting 
rt world,” Paul says, “is the breakdown of the distinction between the illustrator a 
in th 
n of prize-winning ariwo 
de interior is the work of 


nd the fine artist. 
'ontext of ils text becomes 
k on 
chi- 
nd fine art. 


1966); directly in front of Paul, 
a hinged oil painting by Corl 
Schwartz (Buddy-Buddy, Septem- 
ber 1966); finally, a Раш Dovis 
painting on a barrel (The “No- 
ble" Experiment, December 1963). 


135 


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PLAYBOY 


136 


the talking trees (continued from page 104) 


be impatient. We shall see all! We 
shall know all!” 
Georgie sighed and decided to be 


weary. 100. 

"I hope,” he drawled, “this poor frai 
isn't going to let us down!” 

For three more minutes, they waited 
in silence, and then Jimmy Sullivan let 
out a cry of relief. There was the small, 
round figure hastening toward them 
along the Dyke Parade from one lamp- 
post to another. 

“Pulling and panting as usual, I sup- 
pose" Dick chuckled. "And exactly 
fourteen minutes late: 

“1 hope to God," Jimmy said, "he has 
that pound note. 1 don't know in hell 
why you made that slob our treasure: 

"Because he is poor," Dick said quiet- 
We would have spent it” 

He came panting up to them, planted 
a black violin case against the trec and 
began rummaging in his pockets for the 
money. 

"I'm supposed to be at a music lesson, 
that’s me alibi, me father always wanted 
10 be a musician but he got married in- 
stead, he plays the cello, my brother 
Turlough plays the darinct, me sister 
Jenny plays the viola, we have quartets. 
1 sold a Haydn quartet for one and six, I 
had to borrow sixpence from Jenny, and 
I fecked the last sixpence from me 
mother’s purse, that's what kept me so 
[354 
They were not 
the puckered 
eling to point out onc by one a crum- 
pled halfmore, two half crowns, two 
shillings and a sixpenny bit 

“Thats all yeers! And heres mine. 
threepenny bits for the quartet. 
That's onc and six. Jennys five pennies 
1 two ha'pence. That makes two bob. 
And here's the tanner 1 just fecked from 
me mother’s риге, That makes my two 
nd sixpence.” 

Eagerly, he poured the mess into 
nds. At the sight of the jumble, 
red at him. 

“I told you, you bloody little fool, to 
ng a pound note!” 
“You told me to br 

“I said a pound note. I c: 
dogs breakfast 10 a girl 


ly 


а pound.” 
c this 
like Daisy 


Bolster.” 
“You said a pound.” 
They all began to squabble. Jimmy 


Sullivan shoved Gong Gong. Georgie 
punched him. Dick shoved Georgie. 
Jimmy defended Georgie with, “We 
should never have let that slob come 
with us.” 

Gong Gong shouted, 


Who's а slob?” 


Jimmy shoved him again, so that he 
fell over his violin case, and a man pass 
ng home to his tea shouted at them, 
Stop beating that little boy at once!” 


Tacıfully, they cowered. Dick helped 
Gong Gong to his feet. Georgie dusted 
him lovingly. Jimmy retrieved his cap, 
put it back crookedly on his head and 
patted him kindly. Dick explained in his 
best Ampleforth accent that they had 
merely been having a trifling discussion 
and “our young friend here tripped over 
his suitcase." "Ihe man surveyed them 
dubiously, growled something and w 
on his way. When he was gone, Georgi 
pulled out his pocketbook, handed a 
brand-new pound note to Dick and 
grabbed the dirty jumble of cash. 

Dick at "Quick, march! 
Two by two!" and strode off ahcad of 
the others, side by side with "Tommy 
and his crooked cap and his dusty violin 
case, into the deepening dusk. 

They passed nobody. They heard 
nothing. They saw only the few lights in 
the sparse houses along the left of the 
Mardyke. On the other side was the 
railed-in dike stream, but that made no 
more noise than a canal. When they 
came in silence to the sudden, wide 
expanse of the cricket feld, the sky 
dropped a blazing veil of stars behind 
the outfield nets. When they passed the 
gates of the railed-in public park. locked 
for the night. utter darkness returned 
between old high walls to their left a 
overgrown laurels glistening behind the 
tall their right. Here Tommy 
stopped de; 
the laurels. 

What's up with you?” Dick snapped 
at him. 

"E hear a noise, my father told me 
once how a man murdered a woman in 
there for her gold watch, he said men 
do terrible things like that because of 
bad women, he said that that man was 
hanged by the neck in Cork Jail, he said 
was the last time the black Mag flew 
on top of the jail, 1 don't want 10 go 
on!" 

Dick peered at the phosphorescent 
of his watch and strode ahead, star 
g at the next feeble lamp hanging 
from its black iron arch. Tommy had to 
trot to catch up with him. 

“We know,” Dick said, “that she has 
long legs. Her breasts will be white and 
small.” 


Tommy moaned. 

“Then dont look!” 

Panting, they hurried on past the cor- 
rugated iron building that had once 
been a rollerskating rink and was now 
empty and abandoned. After the last 
lamp. the night was impenetrable, but 
presently a house rose slowly to th 
left against the starlight. It was square, 
tall. solid, brick fronted, threc-storied 
and jet black against the stars, except 
for its half-moon fanlight. They walke 
a few yards и it and halted, E. 
behind a tree. The only sound was the 


squeaking of a branch over their he: 


Looking backward, they saw Georgie 
and Jimmy approaching under the la 
np. Looking forward. they saw 


brightly lit tram. on its way outward 
from the city. pass the far end of the 
tunnel, briefly light its may and black it 
out again. Beyond that lay wide country 
fields and the silent river. Dick s 
ell them to follow me if the fanlight 
gocs out," and disappeared. 

Alone under the tree, backed by the 
park, "Tommy looked across to wherc the 
far heights of Sundays Well gleamed 
with the сус» of a thousand suburban 
He clasped his fiddle case be. 
m like a shield. He had to force 
himself not to run away toward where 
ther bright tram would rattle him 
back to the city. Suddenly, he saw the 
fanlight go out. Strings in the air 
throbbed and faded. Was somebody 
playing a cello? His father bowed over 
his cello, jacket off, shirt sleeves rolled 
up, entered the Haydn; beside him, Jen 
ny waited, chin sideward over her viol 
bosom lifted, bow poised. the tendons of 
her frail wrist hollowed by the lamp 
light; Turlough, facing them, lipped a 
thinner reed; his mother sat shawled by 
the fire, tapping the beat with her toc. 

Georgie and Jimmy joined him. 

"Where's Dick?" Georgie whispered 
urgently. 

"Did I hear music?" he gasped. 

Georgie vanished, and again 
strings came and faded. Jun 
pered, “Has she a gramophone?” 
they could hear nothing but thc f 
аше of the vanished tram. When 
Jimmy slid away from him, he began to 
Tace madly 10 the darkness, and 
then stopped dead hallway to the tun 
nel's end. He did not have the penny to 
pay for the tram. He turned and raced 
as madly back the way he had come. 
down past her house, down to where 
m of the laurels hid the mur 
nd stopped a He 
ard a rust „ He looked back, 
thought of her long legs and her small 
white breasts and found himself walking 
heavily back to her garden gate. He en 


tered the path, fumbled for the dark 
ast it, felt it Мис open 
tO 


door, presscd 

under his hand, stepped cautiously 

the dark hallway, dosed the door, sa 

nothing, heard nothing, stepped onward 

and fell clattering on the tiles over his 
in casc. 

A door opened. He 


firelight flick 


er on shining shinbones and bare knees. 
Fearfully, his eyes moved upward. She 
gym knickers. Then he saw 


ino small birds, white, beaked, 
soft, rosytipped. Transfixed by јоу, he 
stared and stared at them. Her black 
hair hung over her narrow shoulders. 
She laughed down at him with white 
tecth and wordlessly gestured him to 
(concluded on page 240) 


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LUSTRATION BY BRAD HOLLAND 


THE LOST 
ART OF 
DOMESTIG 
SERVICE 


— 


whatever happened to those wondrous gentlemen’s gentlemen of yesteryear? 
humor Ву PG.WODEHOUSE „ик rue errors of this magazine asked me to do a piece for 


them on domestic service, they came, if I may say so. to the right man, for it is a subject on which 
I can be really informative. In the matter of domestic service, I have run the gamut of the emo- 


tions, as you might put it. sometimes up to my waist in butlers and footmen, at other times doing 
the thing on a morc modest scale, not because there was no money in the old oak chest to pay 
the weekly 
tween the W: 
scullery mai 
a dignified dove calling to its mate. On my return to America, the establishment dwindled to a 
cheerful old lady from down the road, who had got her training on a duck farm and when 


velopes but owing nts for the vacant posts. In London be- 
‚ the Wodehouse staff consisted of a valet, a parlormaid, two housemaids, a 
. an odd-job boy and a butler whose "Dinner is served” was like the note of 


announcing the evening meal preferred to use the formula 
“Come and get it, 
anything, holler.” And I may say at once that her methods 
suited me to perlection. I had hated the pomp of London, 
but 1 loved the chumminess of Long Island. It may seem odd, 
coming from one who has written so many Jeeves stories, but 
I hope never to see another butler, and the last thing I want 
about the home is a valet 

The extraordinary thing about valets is that they are always 
eating but never put on weight. Mine was a slender young 
fellow without an ounce of superfluous flesh, but this, if you 
will believe me, is how he passed (continued on page 152) 


adding, as she withdrew, “If you want 


139 


BUNNY BY THE BAY 


playboy rings in the new year with 
san francisco belle leslie bianchini 


"Sometimes I feel like this whole area was mode just for me," says 
Leslie Bianchini, a self-proclaimed addict of northern California, who's 

equally turned on by tackling the craggy coast line, grooving along the 
f shore of a nearby leke (below) or jus! strolling through San Francisco 


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CAN THE DAUGHTER of an Illinois turkey farmer find happiness as a Playboy Bunny in San Francisco? “Definitely,” 
says January Playmate Leslie Bianchini, who is precisely that. “Even though we left the farm and moved to Cali- 
fornia when I was ten,” she explains, "down deep, I'm still a country girl. You know, the great outdoors, horses, 
exercise, all that. I don't especially like most citics, but San Francisco is different, somehow. It has a unique per 
sonality, happy and melancholy all at once. It’s an endlessly refreshing place that I just love to explore.” Following 
graduation from high school in Woodside, California, Leslie tried her hand as a business major at Foothill Collegi 
worked as a salesgirl at Saks and then “loaled for a while” before becoming the Door Bunny at her favorite city's 
hutch. “It’s the perfect job for me and I'd Tike to stay with it for some time. Гуе met all sorts of interesting 
people and the great thing is that my days are my own." Since Leslie is the enthusiastic owner of a pet 
pony named Toby, she spends several afternoons а week out at the stables, exercising him; on other days, Miss 
January—who commutes from nearby San Carlos—is likely to indulge her passion for clothes by embarking on 
a shopping trip to the city. "I spend an embarrassing amount of money on clothing,” she admits, “but I'm crazy 
about the new fashions. They're so bright and ingenious that I can't get enough of them.” mbles through 
the Bay City often become dusty searches through resale shops for antiques (“I keep hoping to find a fivedollar 
Tiffany lamp, but still, junky things I can fix up are fun”), and they frequently turm into impromptu sightseeing 
tours. “I guess it's my version of wanderlust, I've always wanted to go to Europe; but until I do, I suppose ТЇЇ always 
142 be а hometown tourist.” A practice, we're sure you'll agree, that should encourage travelers to see San Francisco first. 


PHOTOGRAPHY BY MARIO CASILLI 


Beginning a day's outing with a cable-car ride to Fisherman's Wharf, Leslie selects the basics for dinner—fresh crab end 
sourdough bread —and then has a quick exercise session at a health spa before hurrying home to feed her four kittens. 
Later, while on her way to the Club, Leslie is interrupted by a friendly pigeon—but she's there and dressed in plenty of 
time. Next morning, Leslie's up early to meet the plane of her stewardess sister, Karen, and give her a lift into town. 


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ФШ After dropping off her sister, 
Je Miss January decides to 
visit her pony, Toby, but first 
picks up a pair of Toby fans— 
her niece and nephew—and 

| all head for the stables. 
“Toby's like a big dog,” 

says Leslie. “I occasionally 
ride him, but usually I take 
walks in the woods and he 

just tags along. He's 

great—but I'd love to 

have an Arabian horse, 

too.” Later, Karen and 

two friends join the group 

= = for an aliresco lunch af 
Rosati's, near Stanford. That 
night, a family dinner party 
Í is copped with a bit of 

= nostalgia, home-movie style. 


PLAYBOY'S PARTY JOKES 


| wink I've finally cured my husband of com- 

ing home in the wee hours of the morning,” 

the wife proudly announced on New Years 

Day. “Last night, when I heard him fumbling 

downstairs, I yelled: ‘Is that you, Harold?" ” 
How has that cured him?” questioned her 
id. 

His name is Charles." 


fric 


Am I the first man who ever asked you to make 
love with him?” inquired the bachelor. 

"Yes," answered his attractive date. “All the 
others did it without asking.” 


The two career girls were discussing plans for 
their forthcoming vacations. "I don't know 
about you,” bubbled une enthusiastically, "but 
I'm going to Monaco for the Grand Pri: 

“Im afraid you're in for an awful letdown, 
remarked her friend. “For one thing, that's not 
even the way it's pronounced.” 


Our Unabashed Dictionary defines paranoid 
as a couple interrupted by a cop in lovers lane. 


Two young girls were returning home from 
church one night when they were accosted by 
a pair of hoodlums in a dimly lit alley. “Dear 
Lord,” prayed one girl. “Forgive them, for 
they know not what they d 

"Sh," whispered the other. 


"his one does.” 


Our Unabashed Dictionary defines remarriage 
as the triumph of hope over experience. 


The voluptuous miss was perched on the ex- 
amination table when the doctor placed his 
hand on her bare breast. "You know what I'm 
doing, of course,” he said, reassuringly. 
Yes," the patient murmured. “You're check- 
ing for breast cancer.” 

Encouraged, the doctor proceeded to caress 
her stomach. “Of cout he continued, 


she smiled. 


You're checking my ap- 


At this point, the doctor could no longer 
control himself. He stripped off his clothes 
nd began to make passionate love to her. 


You know what I'm doing, don't you?" he 
gasped. 

"Yes," hi ient answered. “You're checking 
for V. D. та that's what I came here for.” 


As ihe horror movie was about to reach its 
terrifying conclusion, the coed began fidgeting 
in her seat. The man sitting behind her leaned 
forward and inquired, “Excuse me. Are you 
feeling hysterical?” 

No,“ she whispered. “He's feeling mine.” 


Our Unabashed Dictionary defines litillate as 
a tardy meal for 2 breast-fed baby. 


Do you believe in dubs for women?" the 
hing asked her dinner compani 
he responded, “if kindness fails. 


Our Unabashed Di 
as a moldy spo 


ionary defines stalemate 


Aller several unsuccessful advances, the badhe- 
lor asked his alluring but standoffish date: 
“Do you shrink from making love?” 

“If T did,” she sighed, "I'd be a midget.” 


Then there was the aging playwright who, no 
matter how hard he tried, could never get 
beyond the first act. 


1 went to a Chinese abortionist," the rueful 
receptionist confided to a friend. “Everything 
worked out fine, but thirty minutes later, I 
was pregnant again.” 


Ап sight, you bastards, fall in—on the dou- 
ble!” barked the sergeant as he strode into the 
racks, Each soldier grabbed his hat and 
jumped to his feet, except one—a private who 
lay in his bunk reading a book. “Well?” 
roared the sergeant. 

"Well," observed the private, “There certain- 
ly were a lot of them, weren't there?” 


20) 

RIN 

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yr 


When the wellmolded secretary entered her 
boss office onc morning, he looked out the 
window and announced idly, "Its certainly 
going to be a beautiful da 

"I don't think so,” replied the secretary. 
“The weather forecast is for snow." 

“It's not going to snow.” contradicted the 
exec “ГИ lay you twelve to one.” 

"I'd rather not," she remarked. "That's my 
lunch hour.” 


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card to Party Jokes Editor, PLAvsov, Playboy 
Building, 919 N. Michigan Ave., Chicago, 
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whose card is selected. Jokes cannot be returned. 


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149 


TOPICAL 
TROPICALS 


the newest good 
news in formal garb for 
the jet-away townsman 
southward bound 


altire By ROBERT L. GREEN 
COME JANUARY, cosmopolitan 
cliff dwellers are wont to split 
their wintry environs and jet away 
from it all to a tropical 

Elysium where they're free to go 
native or don the latest styles 

in dinner jackets. By the 

dawn's early light, the three 
well-tanned and -tailored night owls 
here treat their dates to a 


champagne breakfast near the 


rocks at Dunn’s River Falls, 
Jamaica (just a Bunny hop from the 
Playboy Club-Hotel), while wearing 
formal garb that clearly reflects 

the costume influence—a look 

that’s definitely what's happening 

in today’s fashions. The gentleman 
at left opts for the East in an 
acetate brocade tunic-type dinner 
jacket, by Robert Weil for After 

Six, $150, and mol and worste 
formal trousers, by After Six, $45. 
Center fellow goes grandee in a Span- 
ish-style mohair and worsted formal 
suit with sash, by Oleg Cassini, 

$225, worn over a brocade 

shirt, by After Six, 525. Chap at 
right stylishly riscs to the 

occasion in an elegant 

Edwardian double-breasted 

formal suit, by Lord West, $17 

a pleated cotton broadcloth 

shirt, by ExceHo, $14, and a silk-satin 
formal tie, by R. Meledandri, $8.50. 


152 


DOMESTIC SERVICE . ven from page 139) 


the day when he was not looking after 
my socks and shirts. He rose at six-thirty 
and at seven was having coffee and 
buttered toast. Eight o'clock saw him 
Drcakfastimg, the meal consisting of 
cereal, cream, eggs, bacon, jam, bread, 
tcr, tea, more eggs, more bacon, more 
tea and more butter, finishing up with 
slice of cold ham and a sardine. At 
eleven. he had his "elevenses"—coffee 
nd bread and butter. At one, luncheon, 
with every form of starchy food and lots 
of beer. At three, a snack. At four, an- 
other snack. At seven, dinner, probably 
with floury potatoes and certainly with 
more beer. At nine, another snack. At 
thirty, he retired to bed, taking wi 
» a glass of milk and a plate of sand- 
wiches, in case he got peckish in the 
ight. And yet he remained from start 
to finish as slim as a string bean. Curious. 

The celebrated Beau Brummell, by the 


“Tell me, Mr. 
said to him once, "which of the 
lakes do you admire most?” 

The Beau rang the bell. His valet 


"Oh, Robins: 


"Which of 
айшйс mos?” 

"Windermere, 
h yes, Windermere, Thank you, 
Robinson." 

America has never taken kindly to 
domestic service, so it is to England that 
one's thoughts automatically turn. when 
the subject crops up. for it was there— 
before it expired with a low gurgle—that 
the institution came to full flower. The 
peak was reached perhaps in Ше 19th 
jury. but employers did not do 
themselves any too badly in the carly 
days of the 20th. Come with me to Wel- 
heck Abbey and let us see how the Duke 
of Portland was making out around 
the beginning of the Edwardian era. His 
ncome was $20,000,000 or so a year, and 
he considered that home was not home 
nless you had 
A steward 
A wine butler 
An underbutler 
Twenty footinen 
Two page boys 
А head chef 
A second chef 
А head baker 
A second baker 
А head kitchenmaid 
Four underkitchenmaids 
А vegetable maid 
Three scullery maids 
A hall porter 
Six hallboys 


the English lakes do I 


A kitchen porter 

Eight odd 

and 

Fourteen housemaids. 

‘These in addition to more engineers, 
governesses, librarians, resident chap- 
Lains, firemen, night watchmen, coach- 
men, grooms and gardeners than you 
could shake a stick at in a month of Sun 
days. In the matter of putting on the ritz, 
the Duke of Portland was probably 
topped by some of his predecessors; but 
all the same, you can’t call that sort of 
living squalor. 

Domestic service in a house like Wel- 
beck Abbey, where the staff had their 
own billiard tables, ballroom, skating 
rink, theater and pianos, must have been 
very pleasant for those below stairs, but 
a grimmer picture presents itself as one 
descends in the social scale. We now 
come to the prosperous middle class, а 
there is only one word to describe them 
as regards their dealings with their em 
ployees. They were stinkers. Most middle- 
class houses were staffed from orphanages. 
There was apparently a loophole in the 
Emancipation Act of 1833, by means of 
which you were allowed to keep anything 
coming out of an orphanage that you 
could catch on the first bounce. And 
when an orphan entered a middie-class 
home, it was not long before he found 
himself wondering why Mrs. Harriet 
Beecher Stowe had given such prominent 
billing to the slaves who worked under 
the guidance of Simon Legree. 

One would prefer not to dwell on the 
treatment of domestic servants by the 
middle classes in the Seventies, Eighties 
and even up to the time of the First 
World War. They kept them in damp 
basements and dark attics. They made 
them work 16 hours a day. They allowed 
them only one evening off month; and 
if on that one evening the poor peon 
happened to return a few minutes late, 
she found herself locked out and had to 
spend the night in the coal shed. 

There were employers who went 
about the house turning off the ga 
maids’ reading in bed a 
letters at the 
to discover if they 
airs or 


even 
front door i 


an effor 
were carrying on clandestine af 
trying to get a better job. Visitors were 


mot permitted, caps and uniforms 
were obligatory, deductions from wages 
were made for breakages and a grovel- 
ing respect was demanded. The head of 
the house was always “Your master,” the 
children had to be addressed as “Master 
George” or "Miss Mabel.” and even the 
six-month-old baby was “Master Percy. 
I am not sure about the dog. It may or 


ay not have been addressed as "Master 


Fido." The 16-hour day was spent in an 
swering bells and carrying coals and bath 
water up flights of steep stairs. It was 
difficult for employers to persuade their 
servants that they had never had it so 
good. 

Not that they didn't uy. There is 
something pathetic in the records that 
ave come down to us of the efforts 
made by the employing, classes to instill 
contentment with their lot into the 
cooks and housemaids of those bad old 
days. One writer, who, according to him. 
wrote "with the aid of divine guid. 
had this to say: 

"he rich cannot do without servants 
any more than servants can do without 
the rich. God has arranged that they 
shall mutually help each other. There is 
no sphere in life in which we may not 
glorify God by being serviceable to oth 
ers. Servants are situated in the very 
sphere intended by their Creator and 
should not fail to answer that end. Let 

к always strive to honor and glorify 
God by faithfully performing dic duties 
alloted to us.” 

"This must have come as a comfort to 
many a housemaid as she carried the 
rs for the tenth time that 


Cod, it 
proved of die restlessness that drove 
houschold workers to go off and look lor 


appeared, strongly disap- 


nother place. A periodical c. The 
Servant’s Magazine printed a slogan 


quarters" Н 


NEVER CHANGE YOUR PLACE 
UNLESS THE LORD CLEARLY SHOWS YOU 
IT WILL BE 

FOR YOUR 5001 


:00D 


One doubis if it had much effect on 
the cooks who hung it on their w: 
They were good cooks, as cooks go; and 
cooks go. they went. 

In the smaller houses, 
detached villas of the suburbs, living con- 
ditions were a little bener, but there the 
wouble was the loneliness. Owners of 
suburban villas could afford only one 
cookgeneral she was called 
s probably a girl of 14 or there 
nxious to get some fun out of 


the semi 


abouts, 
life and depressed by finding herself 


rooned in a small house where it wa 
made clear to her from the outset that 
she was not to look on herself as a mem- 
ber of the family- There was a novel 
published over 60 years ago called Mord 
Em'ly that dealt with a girl of the 
cook general class employed by three 


maiden ladies who lived in Lucella 
Road, Peckham, which one of the 
lowlier suburbs of London. It gives 


n cook 


good idea of what the suburl 
general had to go through. 
(concluded on page 2 


5) 


THAT WAS THE YEAR THAT WAS 


tongue-in-cheek remembrances of sundry news makers who—in word or deed—made or hogged the headlines in 68 


Foye Dunaway and Warren B. 
Lefi movie fans in shock. 
So freely flowed the соор gore 
It hiked up Heinz’ stock. 


Where have all your powers gone, 
Maharishi Yogi? 

The Beatles and the Beach Boys say 
You're just a rich old fogy- 


Pot Paulsen's bid for President 
Was well thought out ond tricky. 
The press called him unquolified: 
Picky, picky, picky. 


P. M. Wilson wooed the pound, 
Trudeou, the ladies foir. 

But oh, alos, poor Horold 
Wasn't lucky, like Pierre. 


Miriom and Stokely C. 
Found marrioge such o kick 

That when they joined in wedded bliss, 
He оо! divorced from SNCC. 


Dr. Spock, he wrote the book 

Thot calmed new mothers’ feors. 
But when he counseled grown-up kids, 
The judge procloimed, “Two years!" 


Normen Moiler, ormed with pen, 
Victory was bent upon. 

Thus it wos, he fought ond won 
The Battle of the Pentagon. 


The cops clubbed down photographers, 
The Yippies did their thing, 

And Richard Doley softly sighed, 

“It's tough to be the king.” 


Brezhnev and Kosygin 

Were turning nervous wrecks. 

They had to watch their bank accounts 
For feor of bouncing Czechs. 


Tiny Tim, O dearest lad, 
Falsetto-voiced and hairy, 

You mode the big time in a flosh— 
Are you your own good fairy? 


By JUDITH WAX 


л. Фе 
e 


ILLUSIRATION BY WILLIAM UTTERBACK 


Humphrey vied with Nixon 
Border unto border; 

Bloodily they bottled o'er 
Who best loved law and order 


Lady Bird had oll the girls 
Home to lunch one doy. 
Eartha Kitt was naughty 

And won't come back to play. 


Dr. Barnard thrilled the world 

With transplants of the heart. 

But when they filmed the great mons life, 
Vince Edwards got the port. 


A rare performer, that Miss Welch, 
Hard-working and sincere. 

Roquel, before she spoke one line, 
Wos actress of the year. 


Penelope hath frightened stare 

And nest of robins in her hair. 
Twas Villeneuve caused Twig to be, 
But only Vogue could make a Tree. 


Frankie S. and Cary С. 

Would rother not remember: 
Divorce courts overflawed last year, 
With Moy against December. 


To Bali and to Maidenform: 

“A plague on both your houses,” 
And saying this did St. Laurent 
Create tronsparent blouses. 


Proudly o'er Nevada 

The Hughes flag is unfurled. 
Now Howard rules Las Vegas; 
Tomorrow comes the world! 


Dustin Hoffman's guileless chorm 
Sent young girls into comos, 

While young lads dreamed of Mrs. R.s 
To go with their diplomas. 


Beatle Lennon had a wife, 

He left her by the phono 

And now her former moster's voice 
Sings just for Yoko Ono. 


154 


the sicilian bandits 
hadn't a hope in hell of success 
until they blundered upon 
the english demolition expert— 
now he would help them even 
the odds in order to save the girl 


Part II of a Novel 
By FRANCIS CLIFFORD 


ANOTHER WAY OF 


SYNOPSIS: Last night Forrester had seen the dazzling 
blonde and the stumpy little fat man playing roulette 
in Messina—and the man was losing recklessly. Next 
moming Forrester was awakened by a hysterical cry 
from the girl, who was in the next room. The fat man, 
Nolan, lay dead there; under the circumstances, For- 
rester fell obliged to svothe Inger and to interpret for 
her during the police investigation that followed 
When the coroner finally pronounced Nolan a suicide 
and they were free to go, they started for Palermo in 


Forresters rented Fial. 

At a lonely crossroads, Forrester picked up two Sicil- 
ian hitchhikers. It was a mistaken act of charity, as he 
found when one of them pulled a pistol and forced 
him to drive off the highway to a remote mountain 
hut. There they were met by the villainous Salvatore, 
who was under the impression that they had kidnaped 
the local manager for Esso and his wife to hold for 
ransom—the 5,000,000 lire that was the asking price 
for slipping Salvatore's convicted nephew, Angelo, out 
of the Monteliana jail. When Forrester finally con- 
vinced his captors that he was not the Esso man but 
only the moderate-income director of a demolition firm 
in England, Salvatore suddenly cooked up a new 
scheme, an astonishing piece of madness. The ingredi 
ents were those desperate Sicilians, Farrester’s ex 
plosives expertise, the jatl enclosure—and it all added 
up to dynamite. Then, locked up in one room of the 
hut, the Englishman and the girl overhear a question. 
"Where's Margherita?” And it registers on them that 
there is still one more member of the gang. 


AS FAR AS FORRESTER COULD TELL, he and Inger weren't 
locked in; he didn't check, nor did he rec 
the windows. There was no point. And for the time 
being, he wanted to be alone with Inger, unharried. 
He lay there thinking back, thinking forward, grap- 
pling with the sheer preposterousness ol the situation, 
trying to get on terms with it, the endless lava flow of 
ly spilling over into audibility 
Once he said: “It’s monstrous, just bloody mon- 
strous^ And later: “This can't happen can't." 
Yet for the life of him. he couldn't see what would 
stop it. Salvatore had а 
pre, whose eyes were sometimes filled 
ind chilling light, There was no cha 
of sowing discord. In the next room, Salvatore was 
warming the others to his argument, now cajolin 


nine 


his thoughts occasio 


айу stamped on Giuseppe’s 


objections: 5 


with a fierce 


се 


now with contempt. For the most part, the voices were 


тией, yet their very persistence underlined the use. 
lessness of Forrester's continuing to rack his brains. At 
one stage. he reverted fretfully to the possibility of 
raising the money after all, only to discover that the 
arguments he'd used held water; at best they might 
get it, but never in time 

He lay there, fingering his throbbing jaw. And Inger 
said: “Why must we be here forever? ‘They can't make 
you help them." She was sitting at the end of the 
bed, living her version of the nightmare, nervous and 
impatient at one and the same time. “Without you, 
their hands are tied.” 

“Tve no option.” 

“Why? 

Did she still suppose that Nolan could have refused? 
Nolan, who apparently had such a way with him. The 
dead became giants and others were measured against 
the legend. 

“Because,” Forrester answered with sudden spite, 
“they will kill us if 1 don't cooperate. It’s as simple 
as that.” He watched the shock of it on her face—the 
lips quiver, the pupils momentarily transfix. “Now 
d'you sec? I'm sorry,” he said, “but you had to know. 

A new voice began to join with the others as he 
stood with his back turned. He went to the door and 
listened. “Did you have trouble? . . . Gino, Margherita. 

What did you get?" The replies were brisk, the 
voice young. “What about you?” he heard. “What did 
you get?” And at once, Salvatore took over, urgently, 
as if to placate her: “Everything’s changed, but don't 
alarm yourself. We'll have Angelo out—quicker, may- 
be.” She came back at him, cutting out his expl. 
tions; he scemed to be following her along the room. 
There was some confused talk that Forrester couldn't 
catch, three or four of them speaking at once; and 
when Salvatore again predominated, he was being 
charitable. “What's done is done. Anyone could have 
made the mistake. But we aren't empty-handed, 


а- 


Yes. in there. . . ." Forrester could almost sec his 
gesture, “But listen, ragazza, listen. It might be worse. 
He is a dynamiter. . . . A dynamiter, yes. We can 
break Monteliana open. . . But we can. We can. 
We have been going into it. The main gate, the cell 


window. . . . 

A stifled sound from Inger drew Forrester back to 
her. "Don't" he said. "Please don't." He had по 
armor against tears. He moved in front of her and 
cupped her chin in his hands, tilting her face firmly 
toward his "We'll be all right—honestly Wait and 
sce. We'll laugh about this one of these day: 
You know. “Visit beautiful Sicily and its friendl 
people“ 


It was four when С 
nothing if not resilient; his grin was fixed in place 
in with its awful lack of meaning. 

“Ha fame?” Forrester was famished; he hadn't eaten 
since a light breakfast. 

He went with Inger into the main room. He'd 
heard the scrape and datter of pl 
past half hour and now there was bread on the 
a saucepan of soup, some figs 
seated 

“Here is our dynamiter, Marghe 

She was at the sink, rinsing her hands in a bucket 
She acknowledged them with her eyes only, gravely, 
first Forrester, then Inger. So many Sicilian women 
wore their hair tied severely back, but hers was loose. 
very dark against the olive skin, and the hard life 
showed in her features, more even than in Salvatore's; 


rlo opened the door. He was 


lvatore was alr 


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PLAYBOY 


156 


et she must have been barely half his 
age. Black blouse, gray skirt, black wool- 
en stockings—the dress was that ol any 


s Angelo's wife. She is also 
a fine cook" He indicated the empty 
chairs. “Come and see. $i accomodi." 

Forrester sat beside Inger. He was too 
hungry to care. about sharing the table 
but Inger met 
their glances with self-conscious defiance. 
Carlo was on Forrester's right, Giuseppe 
and Luigi i lvatore at one end. 
They helped themselves from the sauce- 
pan, filling their bowls in turn; the thin, 
garliclaced soup contained pellets of 
pasta and traces of stringy meat. 

"Join us, Margherita," Salvatore 
called, tearing bread. She had filled her 
bowl and returned to the drainboard, 
eating there. He paused expectantly, 
then shrugged, mystified. “What is 
wrong with us suddenly?” 
nglishwoman,” 
crammed mouth. 
Forrester wheeled on him. “Cut that 
Englishwoman” was slang for 


Carlo said 


ou 
whore. 

"You know too much," Carlo retorted. 
“And you're too touchy. If only I spoke 
her language, . . . 

‘ou wouldn't have the nerve to tell 
her to her face, so don't sneak it in be 
hind her back. She thinks you're con. 
temptible enough as it 

Luigi leaned forward, soup spilling 
from his spoon. “I speak English. Not so 
good, but I sp 

Surprised, Forrester looked across at 
him: Inger. too. “Is that so? Then yo 
tell the signorina,” Forrester said in Ital. 
ian, “Translate for your brother. 
doesn €, so why should yo 
couldn't seem to let go. “Go on, 
needled, but Luigi shifted awkwa 
“You're all the 
And she hates you 
atore's eyes twinkled. "How d'you 


tico, ch? Not a vegetable," He blew hot 
d cold, now friendly, now threate 
To Forrester, Salvatore growled. 
can get explosives—all we need. There 
are sulphur quarries within fifteen kilo- 
meters ol here.” 

“You'll want more than blasting pow- 
der." 

"Well get whatever's necessary —don't 
you worry. Your job will be to tell us 
whats required.” 


“How the hell do I know what will be 
required: 
“That is for you to find out. And this 


you will do tomorrow. You will take die 
car to Monteliana and reconnoiter.” 
“Don't be ridiculous,” Forrester said. 
"Would you prefer to decide blind, 
then?” Impatiently: “All right—tell me 
here and now what you require and 
save yourself a journey. But be sure 
you're righ 


"Look," Forrester argued ou're 
asking for a demolition survey. What 
am I expected to do? Walk round the 
place, openly taking measurements?— 
making calculations? Because that’s what 
a survey entails. I thought you said thi: 
place is a jail? 

“A lockup. You can see it from the 
hill, It is laid out like a map—a model 
And you can drive past the main gate.” 

Derision and incredulity seemed to 
Forrester's tongue. In the pause, he 
heard Luigi ask Inger: “Do you know 
America? We have an aunt in Amer 
Syracuse, New York.” Siracusa, he called 
it 


You can pet very close to the main 
gare" Salvatore insisted. “And you ca 
study the general layout from the hill.” 

Forrester stared at him. "This is luna 
cy. One look isn't enough. God Almighty, 
you keep s 
the main gate and the geography of the 
place as if they are the beall and the 
endall of everythi 
to take someone out of there, you need a 
plan, a detailed, workable plan, and 1 
need to be told what it is. Otherwise, 
you're heading for 


fail us You also have everything at 
stake.’ 
“What is NI. 
“Ic is against luis 
then l. C. 
"I don't know,” Inger said. 
Forrester dragged his mind from his 
rear guard with Salvatore's unreason 
obsession. "Don't know wha 
heard, but it hadn't registered. 
Luigi asked him direct: "Is "M. C. a 


ng. 
name, 


pride or 
"Ies a Mi 
And even as he spoke, he re 
membered how his father 
thar it ought to be on his bu 
Damn it, Neal, why no? It’s a с 
and—well—it can't fail to help once 
while. You know how I me 
Salvatore touched. his 
fine English, ch? He will be comp: 
for the signorina tomorrow w 


to Monteliana. She won't feel so deaf 
and dumb with him around.” His pale 
eyes reflected amusement of a sort. “You 


see, we have your welfare at heart.” 

“You're so bloody dever, aren't you 

“More than you imagine, perl 
Salvatore drew his free hand across his 
lips. “If things go against you in this 
country, you become as clever as God 
allows and twice as desperate. They are 
a powerful combination, those two: they 
can remove mountain 

When he spoke in Ч 
thing ferocious showed itself to Forres 
ter. It bore the hallmark of a philosophy 
and a way of life that had molded these 


people. Corruption and deceit and indif- 
Terence and death—these were the sum 
of Salvatore's hard, cruel knowledge of 
the world and the people in it. АП his 
years, it had been so. Other things 
changed. oh, yes—now droves ol for- 
eigners came. for instance, and stayed 
in hotels and sw. the sea and drank 
the wine: but what did they know of the 
realities? Nothing 
Nothing" he s. 


bitterly. “Like 


you 

Carlo waited awhile, then said: “About 
the car—it will want the other number 
plates. It’s rented, don't forget 

“When is it due back?” Salvatore 
asked Forrester 

“Tomorrow. 

"Better put them on.” 

Forrester’s tone was wooden. “IE Im 
going to Monteliana, I have to know 
precisely what to look for. 
it had come to this. 

‘Concentrate on the mam gate.” 
the Salvatore spoke as 
might admit to а plan of soris, “And i 
case you should be confused by which 
gate is which, Margherita will ride with 
you in the car. 


The light was already losing its bril 
te. Long shadows through the | 
a resurgence of birdcalls, dark would be 
swilt. 

There was no lav piuseppe 
moodily accompanied Forrester when he 
left the hut and Margher 
Inger, stiffly, keeping her di 
Inger carried a contagion. When it came 
to a wash, Forrester walked to the falls 
and stripped and stood under them, the 
shock and force of the water only begin 
ning to produce a glow by the time he 
returned 


à were 

the Fiat 
to wash in. che men wiid: 
vatore's insistence: it was bizarre polite- 
from oi ho threatened so much, 
‘The sun set behind cloud: 
и As the light di 


i 
ad the 
exer. 
retreated with Inger into 
taking a candle wı 
him. When he told her what was ex 
pected of him next mom) 1 
“Oh, no!” 

"I won't be a 


Forrester 
the barred. room, 


she sai 


ay long. Perhaps a few 


hours." 
The yellow glow emphasized the 
bone structure of her face: her eyes 


looked enormot 
physical beaut 
“Please don't go without me.” 
He took her hands. “They've got me 
string don't you see? 

They know PH come back. 
(continued on page 208) 


alarm dilating their 


on à this w: 


the star establishment is 

challenged—and eclipsed— 
by a bold new generation of 
erotically unconventional idols 


WHEN 20TH CENFURY-FOX filed a suit for 
$50,000,000 against Elizabeth Taylor and 
Richard Burton in 1964 for dama 
the box-office receipts of Cleopatra, as 
well as their own reputations. with their 
highly publicized off-scre 

g the production of that epic disaster, 
it represented а last gasp on Hollywood's 
part to control the private lives of its 
stars through. financial penalties 

vious decades, the power of the stu 
do so had been potent. Ingrid Bergman. 
ad all but been drummed out 
of her career for “moral turpitude” with 
Roberto Rosellini during the late For- 
ties. But stars during the Sixties breathed 
freer, if not purer, air. Indeed, Fox’ suit 
was patently absurd on its face, for the 
soporific spectacle would probably have 
fared far worse if the two headstrong stars 
had not created an avalanche of utillat- 
ing gossip during the making of the 
picture. (ext continued on page 166) 


n liaison dur 


Sixties 


INTERNATIONAL EXCHAN 
newcomers aiming for sex-star status 
found that epidermal exposure—in and 
out of films—frequently provided the 
ticket for a speedy ride to the top. Swiss 
horn Ursula Andress (left), who began 
her carcer in an undistinguished string 
of Malian movies, achieved sex stardom 
only after relocating in Hollywood—and 


unveiling her considerable assets in an 
exclusive eLavBoY pictorial. For Vassar 
girl Jane Fonda (below left), the ascent 
began with a series of chaste sex comedies 
that seemed to tag her as a budding 
Doris Day type. But then the pert come- 
dienne headed for Ше more erotic land 
of French cinema, where she worked for 
er Vadim—who re. 


and wed director Ro 
created her as a New Wave sex kitten. 
THE AMERICAN BREED: An ample 
nymph in the Monroe tradition, Stella 
Stevens (opposite, top left) parlayed a 
walk-on in "Lil Abner" and а 1960 
viAvnov gatefold appearance into a solid 
screen career. Carroll Baker (top center) 
also did her in-the-buff best to emulate 
MM. but such sexpotboilers as “The Car 
pelbuggers" proved she was short on 
equipment—Thespian and anatomic. A 


saucy ingénue during the Fifties, Natalie 
Wood (top right) graduated to more so- 
phisticated roles in the Sixties, including 
that of “Gypsy,” a leggy bump 'n' grinder. 
Exuding smoldering sexuality, Ann 


Margret (center) torch-sang and frugged 
her way into the limelight. Garol Lynley 
(bottom left) started out as a virginal sub 
leen soda sipper, but by mid-decade. she 
was posing for nude pictorials and land- 
ing erotic adult parts. Requiring no such 
transformation, the full-blown Faye 
Dunaway (bottom right) became an over 
night sex goddess with her lusty portray 
al of the bank-robbing Bonnie Parker 


FOREIGN IMPORT: Туру a sensu 
ous new generation of Sixties sex stars, Julie 
Christie (left) earned an Oscar for her por- 
trayal of the free-living “Darling” The 
animal sexuality of Claudia Cardinale (be 
low) was captured—but not tamed—by di- 
rector Federico Fellini. Blonde Virna List 
and the elegant Elsa Martinelli (opposite) 
both abandoned Haly for Southern Cali- 
Jornia, but fled back to the Continent when 
their careers began fazling. Stunning siste 

Catherine Deneuve and Francoise Dorléac 
(bottom left and center) enjoyed parallel as- 
cendancy until Francoise died т an accident 
and Catherine won fame in “Repulsion” 
and “Belle de Jour.” Elke Sommer (bottom) 
tried the nude route in Hollywood, but 
even au naturel, she lacked the earthy cha- 
risma of Jeanne Moreau (opposite, bottom) 


STOCKED WITH BONDS: Riding high on the spy boom, Sean Connery hit his zenith as 007 in “Thunderball'—publicizc 
a promotional poster (above) epitomizing society's permissive new mood. Michael Caine (below left), as “The Iperess 
Harry Palmer, infused the flashy Bond prototype with an understated insolence. Armed with a Hefneresque bed that tilts its 


occupants into a giant sudsy bath, Dean Martin (center) as Matt Helm added tipsy humor to the genre; and as Derek Flint 
James Cohurn (hottom right) further parodied the form hy keeping no less than four willing assistants on tap at all times. 


THE BAD, THE COOD AND TH + International and interracial, the top stars of the Sixties each fostered a unique 
image. Marcello Mastroianni (above left) projected an engaging variety of slightly tainted sexual ennui. Befitting his background, 
Omar Sharif (above right) came on like a caliph even in "Funny Girl"—to the delight of jemale fans everywhere. Switching 


rom football to films, rugged Jim Brown (below left, with Raquel Welch) paved the way for other black sex stars. Jean-Paul 


fighting days, evolved. into the archetypal antihero. 


Belmondo (below right. with Brigitte Bardot), face battered hom pri 


END OF AN ERA: The flamboyant careers 
of Fifties superstar Marilyn Monroe. (left) 
and would-be MM Jayne Mansfield. (below 
left) ended in the Sixties—not with middle 
age but with death. Though “Cleopatra” 
proved to be her swan song аз a sex star, 
Elizabeth Taylor (below) clung to fame 
through near-fatal illness and marital up- 
heaval. Only Kim Novak (above) retained 
her erotic image—but her stay waned anyway 


EUROPE'S OLD GUARD: Brigitle Bardot (above), who started out as a 
pouting hoyden in the Fifties, lost some of her little-girl allure in the Sixties 
“but added a mature sensuality that enhanced her performances, if not her 
popularity. Though she clicked as an overripe Hollywood star in Fellini's 
“La Dolce Vita,” Anita Ekberg (below left) soon faded into third-rate films 
when her talent failed to match her bust line. Gina Lollobrigida (below cen- 
ter), the Italian “lollopalooza” who soared from fleshy bit parts to star billing 
in the Fifties, also saw her career dim in the Sixties and drifted back into 
pedestrian costume dramas—while Sophia Loren (series at right), her onctime 
rival, blossomed from a sex star into an Oscar-winning actress and comedienne. 


And the real-life romance turned out to 
be far more sensational than the tepid 
allair between Mark Antony and the 
Queen of the Nile as dramatized in the 
film, with the result that the movie was 
given an aura of sexuality that undoubt 
edly helped its success 

In retrospect, it can be scen that the 
Burtons were in the forefront. of. what 
might be termed the second. Hollywood 
revolution. The first revolution had tak. 
en place during the Fifties, when the 
major stars seized control of their own 
financial destinies, Buttressed by pha- 
lanxes of agents and Lawyers, many be- 


ne corporate entities of their own 
nd dealt with the studios from a post 
tion of strength. even though morals 
clauses (text continued on page 168) 


COMING. ATTRACTIO, 15 Ihe sex 
stars of the Fiftics faded from view, hun- 
dreds of starlets vied to replace them— 
and a few seem on the verge of makin 
it. Sharon Tate (top left) vaulted into 
the big leagues after three years of semi 
invisibility in throwaway voles—such as 
that of a wet witch in the occult comedy 
farce “The Fearless Vampire Killers 
but only with the aid of a $500,000. pro 
motion campaign. It paid off when she 
joined Barbara Parkins (lop. near left), 
on a leave of absence from the neurotic 
suburbs of TV's “Peyton Place,” as a 
pill-popping costar in “Valley of the 
Dolls.” En route from a walk-on in “Two 
jor the Road" 10 a seven-picture contract 


with Darryl F. Zanuck, England's statu 
esque Jacqueline Bissel (sequence al cen 
ter left) took a monokinied splash in 

The Sweet Ride” Songstress Barbara 
McNair (bottom left) broke down a new 
cinema color barrier when she took time 
out from the nightclub circuit 40 strip 
for an erotic vole in “If He Hollers, Let 
Him Go!" А onetime physics major at 
Naples University, Sylva Koscina (bot- 
tom, near left) omamented “Juliet of the 
Spirits" before heading jor Hollywood— 
where she paused on her way up to pose 
fetchingly for a viayuoy pictorial. As 
Miss Moneypenny and Mata Bond, зе 
spectively, Barbara Bouchet and Joanna 
Pellet (opposite, top left and center) 
айотпей the James Bond spoof “Casino 
Royale," Barbara made it mainly on the 
strength of a nude susfside smooch with 
Hugh O'Brian, most of which was 
snipped from “In Harm's Way"; but 
Joanna was already a wet 
films, including “The Group.” After grac 
ing a series of low-budget European epics 
Viennese Marisa Mell (top right) flopped 
in a David Merrick musical—but without 
noticeable ill effect on her movie career 
Making her pulchritudinous screen debut 
as a paleolithic miss in “One Million 
Years B.C.,” Raquel Welch (bottom right) 
appeared to possess the supersexuality 
required to assume the vacated Monroe 
throne; unhappily. unch 
felt the resemblance was purely physical. 


un of two 


itable critics 


PLAYROY 


168 


were still written into their contracts. 
During the Sixties, however, they 
dropped all pretense of being homebodies 
and lived, loved, mated, divorced and 
even gave birth without undue regard for 
the shocked sensibilities ol maiden aunts 
and elderly grammar school teachers. 
However belatedly, they separated their 
public and. private lives. 

So radically and speedily did public 
moral attitudes change during the Six- 
tics that censure virtually became a 
thing of the past and movie marriages 
less of a necessity than a convenience— 
and when they were ient, sever- 
al stars made no bones about saying so. 
"Thus, Julie ristie, one of the more 
luminous of the new breed, candidly told 
interviewers that marriage was an un- 
suitable state while she was involved. 
with the frenetic exigencies of her 7001 
ing career and that she much preferred 
sharing a temporary abode with some 
congenial “mate” of her choice, Another 
dazzling newcome 
dared categorically, “I think marriage is 
a hindrance to love.” Such statements 
would have been almost unthinkable 
ten years earlier. On the other 
the Atlantic, Italy's Mo 
openly with her favorite 


director, 
Michelangelo Antonioni. And in France, 


Jeanne Moreau was frank when she told 
à reporter, “What I like most of all is to. 
act and to make love. Is there anything 
more t woman could ask?” Most 
male stars remained unwilling—out of a 
certain chivalry—to name their current 


attachment but Michael Caine, the 
British smoothie, intimated he was close 
to being а well-heeled Alfie in real life 


as well as on the screen, and publicly 
proclaimed his disinclination to settle 
down with only one bird in a cage 
of domesticity; after all, he had tried 
marriage once and had found the rela- 
ionship unsatisfactory. Albert Finney 
was another British luminary who devel- 


oped a reputation as a bird fancier; and 
on these shores, Warren Beatty did his 
level best to emulate him, changing 


partners with near frenzied abandon. 

It was almost as though the achieve- 
ment of stardom now gave the newly 
anoimed an opportunity to lead the 
freeswinging lives of their juvenile 
dreams. But more remarkable than this 
was the absence of any condemnatory 
verbiage in the popular press. The 
mass-circulation magazines such as Life, 
Look, McCall's, The Saturday Evening 
Post and the Ladies Home Journal, 
which had formerly taken it upon them- 
selves to be the custodians of America 
moral heritage, still ran “personality” 
pieces of film stars but now added dis- 
спу gamy tidbits to their portraits. 
In a recent issue of Look, for example, a 
picture andiiext story about Catherine 
Deneuve, the piquant French sex star, 
informed readers that "she often sees 


director Roger Vadim, whom she re- 
fused to marry when he became the fa- 
ther of her son Christian. 

The wheel had not merely turned, 
this was a new era entirely. Sex was now 
regarded as so normal, natural and 
healthy a function that many of the 
female stars found it not only socially 
acceptable but downright essential to 
cultivate their sexual images. Where lor- 
erly only a brazen few, such as the late 
Marilyn Monroe and Jayne Mansfeld, 
and minor stars of the Mamie Van Do- 
ren variety, had disrobed for picture 
spreads in men's magazines, PLAYBOY'S 
pages were graced during the new dec- 
ade by a shapely procession of female 
stars au naturel: Ursula Andress, Joanna 
Pettet, Sylva. Koscina, Susan Strasberg, 
Kim Novak, Carroll Baker, Stella Ste- 
vens and Carol Lynley, among several 
others. Not only did these young ladies 
feel that the exposure was helpful to their 
film careers but producers were cager, 
through this kind of advance unveiling, 
to stress the nudity quotients in their pic 
tures. With the rapid erosion of censorial 
restrictions in the Sixties, Hollywood's 
female stars and would-be stars had the 
opportunity to display a good deal more 
than their acting ability. 

Heading the parade was the beautiful, 
tragic Elizabeth Taylor, who, as early as 
1959, gave some indication of things to 
come when she emerged from the Medi- 
n Suddenly, Last Summe 
dad in a clinging bathing suit that left 
little to the imagination. But more than 
her seductive curves, the drama of her 
personal life was the key to her coni 
ing popularity. At times, it seemed. that 
someone at that Great Typewriter in the 
Sky was scripting an impossibly corny 
soap opera for her to suffer through. She 

шу, she was 

queen of the movies, she was rich, she 
was showered with attention. and gifts 
and even the critics grudgingly acknowl- 
edged her professionalism as an actress. 
Yet this woman who had everything that 
an $80-weck typist might dream of was 
sorely tried by sorrow, bereavement and 
a nearfatal illness. Four times married, 
twice 'orced and once widowed—all 
hy the age of 28—she moved elegantly 
through life like a daily participant in a 
gossip column, a target of voracious pho- 
tographers and reporters wherever she 
went. 

She was also judged by 20th Century- 
Fox to be worth $1,000,000, plus ten 
percent of the proceeds, as the Queen of 
the Nile in Cleopatra —with. such extras 
as а personal hairdresser and 83500 
weekly toward living expenses thrown. 
in. Arriving in London in September of 
1960, where production headq 
was at first located, she soon lai 
low with a series of complaints that 
cluded pneumonia, various 


terrancan 


infected teeth. She was declared well 
enough to begin work in January—but 
then she came down with a cold; withi 
days the word spread that Elizabeth 
"Taylor was "at death's door." It was true; 
she had contracted double pneumonia 
and was gasping for every breath. 

A tracheotomy was performed and her 
weakened lungs responded; although the 
accompanying fever zoomed to 108 de- 
grees, she rallied and eventually pulled 
through. Two months later, still shaky. 
only partially recovered—but her eyes as 
lustrous as ever and her scarred tıra 
clearly visible above the neckline of her 
gown—she managed to mount the stage 
at Hollywood's Academy Award cere 
monies to accept an Oscar, voted to her 
less for her performance as the unhappy 
wollop in Butterfield 8 than lor her 
triumphant struggle for life in a London 
hospital. 

Meanwhile, Cleopatra's expensive sets 
in England were dismantled and film- 
ing was rescheduled for the following 
September in Rome. By now, the be 
deviled project had a new director— 
Joseph L. Mankiewicz—and a new cast 
that included Rex Harrison as Caesar 
and Richard Burton as Antony. In Ruth 
Watcrbury's biographical panegyric, Eliz 
abeth Taylor, the historic moment of 
meeting between the two stars was high- 
ited by Burton's opening remark to 
abeth: “You're too fat." The effect on 
Mrs. Eddie Fisher was cataclysmic; not 
only did her poundage melt away but so 
did her affections for her husband—and 
rumors that they had been transferred to 
Burton began flying around the world. 

Suppression of the story by ulcerated 
studio press agents proved impossible, 
thanks to the hordes of Italian paparazzi 
who plagued the pair with longlens 
cameras and the battalions of reporters 
who checked their every movement. De- 
nials were issued—by Burton, by his 
wife, Sybil, by Elizabeth, by Eddie—but 
all to no avail. Sybil fled in one direc 
ion, Eddie in another und eventually 
Fisher took refuge in a New York hos- 


El 


pital bed, “tired, overwrought and in 
need of а sedative,” 
who also 


that Eddie and Liz were as devoted as 


ever. Liz however, made her feelings 
fairly clear when Eddie put a call 
through to her Rome and she relayed 


the message that she was “too busy" to 

bother answering the telephone. 
Despite disapproving — editorials—in. 
cluding one in the Vatican newspaper— 
Burton and Taylor continued to keep 
each other's company and soon co 
starred in another film: The L. J. Pos, for 
which Elizabeth received her customary 
51,000,000 plus percentage: and Burtor 
fee shot up to $500,000. Eddie Fisher was 
now mentioning divorce [rom his absent 
(continued on page 172) 


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wife, and Sybil Burton also began to ex- 
hibit distinct symptoms of rejection. 
After prowacted negotiations, in which 
a considerable amount of cash changed 
hands with their spurned partners, Rich- 
d and Elizabeth made it legal in March 
1964. 

Although the public began to evi- 
dence signs of satiety at the avalanche of 
publicity attendant on all these events, 
Cleopatra was a stellar attraction during 
its first months of exhibition, despite 
reviews that ranged from mixed to shat- 
tering. But Elizabeth probably could not 
have cued less. Finishing The V.1.P.s 
quickly, she played opposite Burton 
again in MGM's The Sandpiper, a dra- 
ma of transcendent mawkishness, with 
Elizabeth as a bohemian beachnik and 
Burton as a ministerial headmaster who 
leaps from the pulpit into a guiltladen 
ir with her. 
were more careful about their 
les thereafter—and neither could 
e chosen better than Who's Afraid of 
Virginia Woolf?, directed by the 
Mike Nichols. Deliberately despoiling 
her luxuriantly female image, Elizabeth 
transformed herself into a frowzy vi 
of 40, spitting out insults and. epithets 
—some never heard before in American 
films—at her professor husband. She was 
suitably rewarded with another Oscar at 
the 1966 Academy Awards, Her subsc- 
quent perlormance as Kate in Zhe 1am- 
ing of the Shrew was a trille fishwiley, 
but she was ultimately subdued admira- 
bly by Burton. Her incipient double chin 
and her matronly spread have since 
creased as she continues to share her 
husband's fondness for the cocktail hour; 
but at 36, she's still one of the world's 
most beautiful women—and a celebrity 
of the first rank. 

Her chief rival during the previous 
decade, Marilyn Monroe, had 
into more than her share of tribu 
Increasingly moody and neurotic after 


PLAYBOY 


Both 
veh 


blonde goddess finally removed herself 
from this world in August of 1962. Hard 
ly had the culogies and homilies been 
pronounced when a good many stars and 

ML vacancy 
now existed in the ranks of sex stars, 
Jayne Mansfield might have been her 
chief beneficiary, but she was too gross a 
type for the current market, and her ca- 
reer continued to fizzle until fate struck 
at her, too; she perished in a car crash 
in 1967. 

Ihe rate ol attrition among sex god- 
desses was growing increasingly high; but 
that didn't discourage Carroll Baker from. 
ng her bid to enter the pantheon. 
yone at the time of Marilyn's death 
nd the mother of two children, she 
172 attempted to capitalize on her early repu- 


(continued from page 168) 


she 
appeared in 1956 as the thumb-sucking 
tease ol Baby Doll. A few mediocre films 
followed in which she revealed little flesh 
and less acting ability; so she returned 
to being a sex symbol—or trying to be 
one. In Station $ix-Sahara, for example. 
she appeared, preposterously 
a visiting nymphomaniac a 
African oil pumping station 
baths in the skimpiest of bi 
ing shapely legs and lier so-so cleavage to 
the sexstarved crew of the pumping sta- 
de for a less-than-ush 


Something of a disaster, the picture 
sed in this country until after 
Miss Baker had found the opportunity 
to put even more of herself on display in 
Joseph E. Levine's The Carpetbaggers, 
made by Paramount from the lurid novel 
by Harold Robbins. During filming at 
the studio. word leaked out, hardly by 
accident, that Carroll was doing one of 
her scenes in the nude. In the hope of 
implying-that the film was hotter than a 
stag reel, the studio barred reporters from 
the set. 

Whe: 
get to Са 
of the matter, 
she had, 


the press somchow managed to 
oll anyhow to learn the truth 
she blandly admitted that 
deed, shown all for her 


several scenes. “The decision to 
nude was mine,” she stated. “I am an 
actress. As such I am called upon to 


The trend now is 
an emotions in 
Wolves sexual in 


interpret а par. 
toward showing hu 
more depth. This 
stincts.” Though her views were com 
mendable, they might have heen more 
convincing if the film in question had not 
been The Carpetbaggers, since it con- 
tained litle that was recognizable 


human emotion—and precious little 
lity either, except far a hasty shot of 
Carroll's derrière while seated at her 


dressing table. Paramount had either 
thought better about. violating the Code 
or the entire nudescene routine had been 
a publicity put on, 

Nevertheless, Levine was quick to эй 
up Carroll for Harlow, and his publicity 
office ground out endless turgid releases 
proclaiming her Americas new sex god- 
dess. But the validity of this claim was 
widely questioned: Time, for one, de 
scribed Carroll as a “middle-aged house- 
wife.” Carroll's wooden performance in 
Harlow—further hindered by a shoddy 
saiptfinally convinced even Levine 
and Paramount that she was not the 
erotic symbol they had touted her to be. 
They forthwith decided that their con 
tract with her was les than binding. 
settlement soothed her 
wounded feelings and Carroll headed for 
the Continent, where she hoped to find 


An out-of-court 


more appreciation of her charms 


al 


Another Hollywood glamor girl, Nat 
alie Wood, successfully circumnavigated 
the professional reefs on which Carroll's 
career had foundered. A working actress 
since the age of four, the former Na 
tasha Gurdin was 22 when Elia Kazan 
helped her epitomize the frustrated sex- 
uality of a Midwestern girl raised by 
straitlaced parents in Splendor in the 
Grass. Slim but capuvatingly curvaceous, 
Natalie achieved an carly reputation as 
a swinger in her private life. Among her 
escorts was the idolized James Dean. 
with whom she appeared in Rebel With 
ош a Cause, a role that made her an 
overnight teenage favorite. She was also 
squired about Hollywood by Elvis Pres 
ley, but she by no means confined her 
romantic life to the youngsters: in 1957, 
she spoke of a “definite understanding" 
with Raymond Burr and, later the same 
year, of а somewhat hazier understand 
with Robert Vaughn. So frenetically 
did young Natalie live it up during this 
period that her Warner Bros. bosses felt 
it necessary to advise her to cut out the 
late hours and the champagne—and to 
tone down her longshoreman's vocabu 
ry. At the end of the year, she reformed 
by marrying Robert Wagner—then one 
of Hollywood's ranking glamor boys— 
but her instinct for llamboyance and the 
wild life did not lie dormant for long. 
Her large earnings were cannily i 

vested, however, and Natalie's film sched- 
ule slowed down considerably, largely 
due to a reluctance to approve the slew 
of scripts then being proffered to her. 
Soon thereafter, she shed Wagner as a 
mate and resumed. playing the field (one 
of her favorite swains: ever ready 
Warren Beatty) and periodically an 
nouncing or retracting her engagement 
to some rich manufacturer or other. It 
was evident by 1965 that her popularity 
had declined, particularly with the you 
er crowd—as was underscored when the 
staff of the Harvard Lampoon votcd her 
the Worst Actress of 1966 and, unchari 
tably, made it apply to 1967 and 1068 
also, Wounded but 


person—something 
actor or actress had previously done. 

Another recipient of the Lampoon's 
"coveted award was Jane Fonda, who 
was voted the 1962 dishonor for her 
performance as a [rigid young widow in 
The Chapman Report. Jane ren 
undiscouragel—it was only her 
film eflori, after all—and if she has not 


gone on to scale the more rarefied 
heights of stardom, she has since 
achieved considerable popula 1 


acting ability. Being the daughter of the 
distinguished Henry doubtlessly lubricat- 
ed her career: but her patrimony, in 
way, was also a handicap, for the phy: 
cal resemblance was so clc 

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MARTYRS OF HOPE: 


MARTIN LUTHER KING AND ROBERT KENNEDY 


a posthumous testament and tandem tributes to 
america's murdered champions of human liberty 


VV Senator Robert F. Kennedy was informed of the murder of the Reverend. 
Martin Luther King last April fourth, he was dining at an elegant restaurant in 
Indianapolis. As a group of prosperous bigots at a nearby table joyously toasted the 
assassination. Kennedy raced to the city's black ghetto, which was already beginning to 
seethe with unrest, and told a tense crowd. cen understand your feelings; a member of 
my family was killed by a white man. too” Kennedy added, however. that violence was 
not the answer, that a human reconciliation could overcome both the assassin's rifle end 
the inequities of racial injustice. There was no violence in Indianapolis that night—but 
eight weeks later, Robert Kennedy lay dead in Los Angeles. The two men died under 
dramatically dissimilar circumstances. King had returned to Memphis in a desperate effort 
to salvage the remnants of his nonviolent movement. Kennedy had just delivered a ringing 
victory speech to euphoric followers after winning the California primary. King was un- 
justly scorned and dismissed by radical young Negro militants as en Uncle Tom whose 
Gandhiesque preachments masked a sellout to the white power structure. Kennedy. 
whose tardy entry into the race after Senator McCerthy's victory in New Hampshire had 
alienated some activist students. was galvanizing behind his campaign a growing segment. 
of the nation's youth—as well as the overwhelming majority of Negroes. who trusted 
him as they did no other white politician. On the surface. the son of an Atlanta minister 
had little in common with the heir to a wealthy and high-powered political dynasty, Yet 
of all American leaders, the two men most dramatically and sincerely articulated the aspir- 
ations of America's second-class citizens—Indians, Mexican-Americans, Puerto Ricans 
and poor whites, as well as the angry masses of black Americans. The tragic coincidence 
of their deaths was rife with ominous implications concerning not only America's deepen- 
ing climate of violence but the survival of their mission to bind the nation's racial wounds 
and heal its deep social and political divisions. Yet. despite the massive shock waves of 
their assassinations, their lives, like their deaths, will have been meaningless—and our 
prospects will be dark—if we allow the ideals and aspirations they embodied to be buried 
with them. The following three essays—a final testament of hope from Dr. King and moving 
remembrances of the public and the private Kennedy—eloquently articulate the dreams 
for which they lived and died, and appeal for a national rededication to their fulfillment. 


ATESTAMENT OF HOPE 


in his final published statement, the fallen civil rights leader points the 
way out of america's racial turmoil into the promised land of true equality 


By DR. MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR. 


forced to pause; it is not easy to describe a crisis so profound that it has caused the 

most powerful nation in the world to stagger in confusion and bewilderment. Today's 
problems are so acute because the tragie evasions and defaults of several centuries have accumu- 
lated to disaster proportions. The luxury of a leisurely approach to urgent solutions—the ease of 
gradualism—was forfeited by ignoring the issues for too long. The nation waited until the black 
man was explosive with fury before stirring itself even to partial concern. Confronted now with 
the interrelated problems of war, inflation, urban decay, white backlash and a climate of violence. 
it is now forced to address itself to race relations and poverty, and it is tragically unprepared. 
What might once have been a series of separate problems now merge into a social crisis of almost 
stupetying complexity. 

| am not sad that black Americans are rebelling; this was not only inevitable but eminently de- 
sirable. Without this magnificent ferment among Negroes, the old evasions and procrastinations 
would have continued indefinitely. Black men have slammed the door shut on a past of deadening 
passivity. Except for the Reconstruction years, they have never in their long history on American 
soil struggled with such creativity and courage for their freedom. These are our bright years of 
emergence; though they are painful ones, they cannot be avoided. 

Yet despite the widening of our stride, history is racing forward so rapidly that the Negro's 
inherited and imposed disadvantages slow him down to an infuriating crawl. Lack of education, 
the dislocations of recent urbanization and the hardening of white resistance loom as such tor- 
menting roadblocks that the goal sometimes appears not as a fixed point in the future but as a 
receding point never to be reached. Still! when doubts emerge. we can remember that only 
yesterday Negroes were not only grossly exploited but negated as human beings. They were 
invisible in their misery. But the sullen and silent slave of 110 years ago. an object of scorn at 
worst or of pity at best, is today's angry man. He is vibrantly on the move; he is forcing change, 
rather than waiting for it in pathetic futility. In less than two decades. he has roared out of slumber 
to change so many of his life's conditions that he may yet find the means to accelerate his march 
forward and overtake the racing locomotive of history. 

These words may have an unexpectedly optimistic ring at a time when pessimism is the pre- 
vailing mood. People are often surprised to learn that 1 am an optimist. They know how often | 
have been jailed, how frequently the days and nights have been filled with frustration and sorrow, 
how bitter and dangerous are my adversaries. They expect these experiences to harden me into 
a grim and desperate man. They fail, however, to perceive the sense of affirmation generated by 
the challenge of embracing struggle and surmounting obstacles. They have no comprehension of 
the strength that comes from faith in God and man. It is possible for me to falter, but | am pro 
foundly secure in my knowledge that God loves us; He has not worked out a design for our 
failure. Man has the capacity to do right as well as wrong. and his history is a path upward, not 
downward. The past is strewn with the ruins of the empires of tyranny. and each is a monument 
not merely to man's blunders but to his capacity to overcome them. While it is a bitter fact that 
in America in 1968, 1 am denied equality solely because | am black, yet | am not a chattel slave. 
Millions of people have fought thousands of battles to enlarge my freedom; restricted as it still is, 
progress has been made, This is why | remain an optimist, though | am also a realist, about the 
barriers before us. Why is the issue of equality still so far from solution (continued on page 194) 


We 1 AM ASKED my opinion of the current state of the civil rights movement. | am 


REK-HARBINGER OF HOPE 


his political philosophy and his deep humanity are re- 
called by a distinguished colleague and a family friend 


THE STATESMAN 
By ARTHUR SCHLESINGER, JR. 


IT IS HARD to write about a man murdered on 
the threshold of his highest possibility—hard 
because one recoils from the horror of the deed, 
hard because all one has left is speculation. 
Abraham Lincoln and John Kennedy at least 
had their time in the White House before they 
were shot down. Robert Kennedy was denied 
the full testing of his gifts. No one can say now 
what sort of President he might have been. But 
one can say something, | believe, about the 
nature of his impact on American politics and 
the character of his legacy. 

When he was killed, Robert Kennedy was 
seeking the Presidential nomination of the Dem- 
ocratic Party. This fact automatically defines 
the traditions with which he began. He was, 
first of all, a Kennedy; and that is a tradition by 
itself. It meant that he was committed to cour- 
age, public service, self-discipline, ambition, 
candor, asking questions, getting things done, 
finishing first, children, banter, dogs, physical 
fitness and other life-enhancing goals. 

It also meant that this total and ardent com- 
mitment to life was enveloped by a somber 
apprehension of human mortality. His oldest 
brother was killed in the War, his next oldest by 
an assassin; his sister and three of his wife's 
family died in airplane accidents: his younger 
brother nearly died in an airplane accident. 
Every Kennedy had to make his personal treaty 
with tragedy. Robert Kennedy read Aeschylus 
and Camus and evolved a sort of Christian 
stoicism and existentialism that gave him both 
a fatalism about life and an understanding that 
man's destiny was to struggle against his fate. 
No one would have been less surprised by the 
way his own life came to an end. 

He also inherited a tradition as a Democrat. 
In this century. the Democratic Party has been 
the popular party in America, the party of human 
rights and social justice. His father had been 
a conservative Democrat who first supported 
and then deplored Franklin Roosevelt. The 


THE MAN 
Br BUDD SCHULBERG 


1 FIRST MET Bob Kennedy eight years ago. 
through an unlikely intermediary—the late, ir- 
repressible Hollywood producer Jerry Wald. 
Wald called me at my home in Mexico City to 
ask me if | would be interested in writing the 
screenplay of Kennedy's then-recent best seller, 
The Enemy Within. He told me that the Attorney 
General had chosen me from a list of five likely 
screenwriters Jerry had sent him. | said that was 
interesting. | was curious to know why. 

“Bobby"—Jerry began. heing the kind of 
bubbly character who would, on first meeting. 
have called De Gaulle "Charley" and Einstein 
Al "Bobby says he loved On the Waterfront 
and he's read quite a few of your pieces in 
magazines and he feels you haven't lost your 
zing for social causes.” So l'd like you to fly up 
right away—l'll meet you in Washington to- 
morrow and then, if Bobby likes you personally. 
we can fly right back to Hollywood and work 
out the terms; so call me back and let me know 
what time you're coming in—I'll meet you at 
the airport or send the limo for you— what hotel 
do you like—Hay Adams? The Canton? ll 
reserve a suite for you and 

"Jerry—wait a minute! I'm glad he likes 
Waterfront and the other stuff, but 1 need time 
to think. | have to reread the book in terms of 
how | feel it could work as a picture——~ 

"You can be doing that on the plane," Jerry 
broke in. 

“Hold it, Jerry I need time. And then this 
thing about personally liking me goes both 
ways. You say he has to have screenplay 
approval— —'* 

"Budd, it's his book, and he is the Attorney 
General and——" 

"Jerry, I need the kind of creative freedom 
l've had with Kazan, like a playwright in the 
theater. It could be that the Attorney General 
is too——" 

I didn't use the word “arrogant,” but of 
course it was on my mind. All those news 


ILLUSTRATIONS BY SHELLY CANTON 


THE STATESMAN 


Kennedy sons grew up with a broad faith in 
the political and economic ends of liberalism. 
along with a prickly suspicion of liberals. The 
New Deal background saved the Kennedy fam- 
ily from the primitive business mistrust of gov- 
ernment. But something about the assumptions 
and manners of New Dealers set their teeth on 
edge. "| was caught in crosscurrents and ed- 
dies," John Kennedy once said. “It was only 
later that | got into the stream of things.” 

It was later yet for Robert Kennedy, who was 
born in 1925 and for whom the Thirties were a 
time of faint offstage noises. The smallest of 
the Kennedy boys, he had no doubt early re- 
sorted to pugnacity as a means of survival. 
Norman Mailer's description in 1960 accurately 
conveyed the impression Robert Kennedy made 
as a young man. He looked, wrote Mailer, like 
“one of those unreconstructed Irishmen from 
Kirkland House one always used to have to 
face in the line in Harvard house football games. 
"Hello." you would say . . . as you lined up for 
the scrimmage after the kickoff, and his type 
would nod and look away, one rock glint of 
recognition your due for living across the hall 
from each other ail through freshman year, and 
then bang. as the ball was passed back. you'd 
get a bony king-hell knee in the crotch.” 

I had been a friend of his two older brothers 
but did not know Bobby in his youth. His fling 
with the McCarthy committee confirmed one's 
worst suspicions. (Need one point out now that 
his investigation had to do with the trade of 
our allies with Communist China during the 
Korean War and not with McCarthyism as it is 
generally understood today?) My first encounter 
with him was an altercation. In 1954. he wrote 
a letter about Yalta to The New York Times: | 
denounced it in a subsequent letter; and a fur- 
ther irritated exchange, ignored by the Times. 
passed between us privately. (All this highly 
entertained his brother John.) When 1 finally 
met him in Adlai Stevenson's 1956 campaign. 
we looked on each other with vigorous suspi- 
cion. But the vicissitudes of campaign travel 
threw us together and, to my astonishment. | 
found him entirely agreeable and even funny. 
We quickly became friends. Later, | always 
found it hard to take seriously the picture of 
Robert Kennedy the implacable grudge bearer. 

The circumstances of the Fifties cast him in 
the public mind as a prosecutor—first with 
McCarthy and then as the counsel of the racket- 
investigations committee. He was good at it, 
too—tough, resourceful and persevering. But 
he had qualities that distinguished him from the 
other prosecutors in our politics—from Thomas 
E. Dewey, for example, or from Richard M- 
Nixon. Above all, he was curious, open-minded 
and prepared to learn. The rackets committee 
exposed him to the labor movement, but it ex- 
posed him to the United Auto Workers as well 
as to the Teamsters. (continued on page 241) 


THE MAN 


stories about the hard-nosed, ruthless younger 
brother of the wise and sophisticated President. 
Instead, | said something like. “If he turns out 
to be difficult, or if he wants to tell me how to 
write it, or if it turns out | just plain don't like 
AA 

“Dont /ike him! You're talking about the 
number-two man in the whole United States! 
Do you realize when this picture comes out, it 
will be the biggest thing in America, we'll open 
it in Washington, we'll invite the entire Senate, 
the whole Cabinet. we'll probably have dinner 
with the President in the White House end 

“For God's sake! Jerry, let me call you after 
Гуе had a chance to think it over." 

Naturally, Jerry called me every day during 
that week, more often twice than once. On the 
last day, he called at eight o'clock in the morn- 
ing. saying it was becoming increasingly em- 
barrassing for him to find ways of explaining to 
the Attomey General why we would not rush 
to Washington as soon es we heard that he 
was willing to meet with us. 

"Tell him | can't come until I'm ready.” | 
held my ground. but | was beginning to feel as 
if | were clinging to a mast in a hurricane. 

It was in that mood that | finally met Bob 
Kennedy, not exactly with a chip on my shoul- 
der but neither like the endearingly frenetic 
Wald, ready to salaam to the number-two man 
in America.” 

About e week later, Jerry end | were having 
dinner at the big. lived-in white farmhouse 
called Hickory Hill. The Attorney General could 
not have looked younger or more unlike an 
Attorney General of the United States if he had 
been played by Paul Newman or Warren Beatty 
There were quite a few of us at that dinner table. 
Mrs. Kennedy. and Pierre Salinger and a number 
of Kennedy aides, some of them members of the 
Justice Department. like Walter Sheridan. later 
a key figure in the Hoffa case. Others were 
members of his “kitchen” cabinet. or one might 
more accurately describe it as “touch football” 
cabinet—bright and well-informed young jour- 
nalists. Nothing much was said in the first ten 
minutes of our dinner. Small talk. Jerry being 
both anxious and amusing. Pierre entertaining. 
Ethel Kennedy open and friendly. Young Mr. 
Kennedy seemed extremely pleasant, if far more 
reserved and shy than | had imagined. | had 
expected to get through dinner in an atmos- 
phere that might be described as defensive 
congeniality and that we would not get down 
10 the business of the book until the coffee and 
the cognac. But we barely had begun on the 
main course when | heard a reedy, rather wistful 
voice, challenging me with a quiet directness 
for which | was not prepared. “Well, Mr. Schul- 
berg. of course we are all waiting to hear whet 
you think of the book. Did you like it?” 

All those eyes around the table turned from 
the Attorney General (continued on page 246) 


a ribald classic-to-be—written by the eminent biographer for his friends’ 
private delectation and never before published—in which two very proper 
victorian misses exchange confidences on the way of men with matds 


The era of the whalebone corset, plush and horsehair, pomp and cir- 
cumstance and Rule, Britannia! got its most skeptical going-over in the work 
of Lytton Strachey, son of a distinguished British family and biographer to 
the age. In his two major works of personalized history, “Queen Victoria” and 
“Eminent Victorians,” Strachey took the towering figures of the time and 
brought them down to the scale of fallible human beings. Few people out- 
side his witty and fashionable Bloomsbury set, however, knew that this emi- 
nent Edwardian writer was also the author of the secret work “Ermyntrude 
and Esmeralda.” Written in 1913, existing in manuscript only, shared by a 
few of Stracheys friends and whispered about in the salons of London, this 
story could never be published in Strachey’s lifetime. It was reputed to be 
a wild and scandalous mockery of Victorian notions about sex, and it re. 
mained hidden for 55 years, until a mention of it in Michael Holroyd’s 
excellent “Lytton Strachey” inspired the English (continued on page 184) 


ILLUSTRATION BY EDWARD GOREY 


ROW YPUAYBOY ICHANGEDIAMERTCA) 


who remembers that deplorable era when boobus 
americanus was mired in puritanical primordial ooze? 
humor By ART BUCHWALD 


IT'S VERY HARD to imagine what America was like 15 years ago, before PLAYBOY 
came on the scene. In order to put it in its proper perspective, you have to 
remember that 15 years ago the United States was an agricultural society and the 
deep puritan instincts of its people dominated the land. 

A “good” woman neither smoked nor drank and stayed at home while her 
menfolk spent their time in clubs and taverns. A “lady” of the late Forties and 
carly Fifties didn't go out on a date without a chaperone, who stayed discreetly in 
the background, but nevertheless was there to prevent any hanky-panky. 

Social life for young people was organized around church dances and occasional 


hay rides, but any kind of necking or outward display of emotion was frowned 
upon and very quickly discouraged. 

A “lady” never spoke unless she was spoken to, and she always retired from 
a room when men entered it, unless she was specifically asked to stay. 

The fashion of the time was quite strict for women. Skirts were down to the 
ankles, corsets were the order of the day, and if a woman showed any part of her 
Jeg (the word was never used in mixed company), she was considered “loose” and 
not fit company to be brought home to the family. 

I'm sorry to say that there were some “loose” women in the United States 15 
years ago. They could be found in restaurants and night clubs, smoking and drink- 
ing until all hours of the morning. But they paid a price for their wild behavior 
and frivolous conduct. They were scorned by the good people of the town and it 
was made known in no uncertain terms that they were not welcome in decent 
society. Some taboos were breaking down, even in the early Fifties. "Good" women 


“were permitted to go to the cinema, but only if their fathers or brothers approved 
of what they saw. Walt Disney was the most popular family type of entertainment 
and so, of course, was Andy Hardy. 

The automobile was just coming into its own in 1953 and occasionally you 
would see one roaring down Main Street in a cloud of dust, with everyone scream- 
ing after the driver, “Get a horse.” But it was considered very bad for a girl from 
a good family to go driving oft with a man alone. 

"The sexual taboos of the early Fifties were numerous and fierce. The word 
"sex" was never used nor the subject discussed in the household. Anything to do 
with sex was said or done behind locked doors, out of earshot of the children and 
the servants. Premarital sex was unheard of, and the sex act, as we know it today, 
did not exist. Marriages were consummated solely to have children, and any pleas- 
ure derived from it was strictly an unwelcome by-product. As a matter of fact, in 
some towns, such as New York, Chicago and San Francisco, if a woman experi- 
enced anything during intercourse, she was considered a nymphomaniac and in 
need of psychiatric therapy. Men had it a lot easier during the puritan Fifties. 
They could go to a bar and pick up a woman to relieve their physical desires. 


Some women accepted payment in cash, others took gifts and yet others could be 
seduced after being fed a number of drinks. The men of the time were never 
severely censured for this behavior, providing they didn't brag about their 
peccadilloes at home. Я 

This was the state of the country іп 1953, and America might have stayed 
that way except for a young man who came on the scene. His name was Hugh 
Hefner and he was a rugged fighting revolutionary who was fed up with the 
hypocrisy that was rife in the land. One night in a beer hall in the German sec- 
tion of New York City, Hefner met with a small group of men who thought the 
way he did. They decided to bring about a sexual revolution in the United States 
of America, even if it would cost them their lives. 

They named themselves the Playboy Party, after a freesex martyr named Eric 
Playboy, who had been kicked out of the FBI for sleeping with his secretary. 
Hefner felt the best way to take his message to the people was through a magazine, 


a magazine that would tell the truth about sex, morality and breast feeding. Not 
only would Hefner use the magazine to liberate Americans sexually but the profits 
from it would go toward building clubs all over the country to enlist members 
in the fight for emancipation. 

But before he E get the project under way, an informer from the United 
States Post Office tipped off the police, and Hefner and his little band were driven 
from the outskirts of New York. They wandered west from town to town, preach- 
ing their gospel of “Love thy neighbor's wife as you would thy neighbor,” some- 
times being jeered, sometimes being stoned and sometimes getting lucky. 

Finally, one morning the little group, hungry and tired, reached a hill over- 
looking the town of Chicago, then an Indian trading post. Hefner stood on the 
top of the hill and as far as he could see were girls. He turned to his loyal 
followers and said, “This is the Playce.” 

He set up his headquarters in a bunker and started turning out his magazine, 
first by mimeograph, then by offset and finally by eight-color presses. 


= CUT ALONG THIS LINE 


A dissatisfied and frustrated America was ready for his message, and before 
anyone knew it, women revolted against the system. First they started to smoke, 
then they started to drink and finally they decided to all the way. The 
stripped themselves of their confining clothes, turned their backs on organiz 
dances, took rides in automobiles without chaperones. The puritanical reactionary 
establishment shook its collective head in disbelicf as one new freedom led to an- 
other. And then someone—Hefner denies it was he—invented a pill, and the last 
barrier to sexual freedom came tumbling down. 

The dark days of the Forties and Fifties are behind us. Thanks to Hugh 
Hefner and his dedicated little coterie of freethinkers, sex is now something to be 
enjoyed by everyonc, regardless of race, creed, religion or sex. 

‘All of us owe him a debt of gratitude that we will never be able to repay. 
Hugh would be the last to remind anyone of this debt; but 1 think one way we 
could remember him is that the next time we're having a love affair, we say to 
ourselves, "Let's win this one for Hef." 


A lot of chlorine has flowed into Hef's swimming pool since then; and as 
PLAYBOY has prospered, so has America. Hefner can look back with pardonable 
mellowness on the changes wrought in the past 15 years. Having invented a pain- 
less way to have a sex orgasm, this pipe-smoking, retiring genius refused to rest 
in his circular bed on his laurels. He went on to develop the two-way mirror, the 
supersonic bra and the underwater breast stroke. 

Fearing that he would be criticized for cashing in on the sex craze of the Six- 
tics, Hefner has poured back all the profits he has made on pLAvsov into giving 
countless Christmas parties for orphaned movie stars and abandoned chorus girls. 

What about the next 15 years? I was given an audience with the great man at 
7:06 p.m. on October 6, 1968. Entering ES Он а sitting up in 
his famous bed, being fanned by two Bunnies while another was playing This 
Little Piggy Went to Market with his toes. 

He dismissed them and said, in a tle voice, “God has been good to me.” 

“Mr. Hefner,” J said, “you have done everything that a man could do in 


his time. What is there left for you?” 

He pressed a button and, as a mirror on the ceiling slid away, I saw a map 
of the world. He pointed up at it toward the Soviet Union and China and said, 
"I still have much work to do.” 

“You mean you're thinking of taking your Playboy Philosophy to the Com- 
munist world?" 

“It's our only hope. Once they get interested in sex, they'll want to make 
love instead of war.” 

It's worth trying,” I agreed. 

“You know Mao is a fag," he said. 

“I knew Castro was, but I wasn't sure about Mao.” 

He pushed the button and the mirror came back into place. 

“After that,” he sighed, “I guess I'll have to go into space." 


ILLUSTRATIONS BY ARNOLD ROTH 


Ermyntrude and Esmeralda 


publisher Anthony Blond to hunt ii 
down. Holroyd says, “ 'Ermyntrude and 
Esmeralda’ was written as an exchange of 
letters between two fancifully naive, nu- 
bile and inquisitive 17year-old girls, 
one—Esmeralda—üving in the country, 
the other in town. At school they had 
both pledged themselves to discover as 
much as possible about the untold and 
manifold mysteries of sex, and in their 
holiday correspondence they report to 
each other the dramatic results of their 
investigations.” 


MY DEAREST ERMYNTRUDE, 

At last I have a moment to spare and 
can sit down and begin to carry out my 
side of our promise. How delightful it 
is! To have you to write to, my dearest 
Ermyntrude—you who are so lovely, so 
charming, so beautiful and so dever! 
Not that there is anything to write to 
you about. You will ask why, if that is 
so, I have only just managed to get hold 
of a spare moment. The truth is that a 
great deal is always going on here—a 
great deal of fuss and absurdity—but 
nothing that is of the slightest impor- 
tance or that I could possibly write to 
you about. As you know, however many 
people there may be in the house, and 
whatever they may be doing, nothing 
ever really can happen in the country. 
How should it—with no parties, no plays, 
no concerts, no shops, no dances? But 
that is an exaggeration; there are dances, 
about two in a year, and there's to be 
one next month, at the Swinfords, and 
—what do you think?—I am going to it! 
Yes! It has been settled so. Mama at 
first said I wasn't to—although I'd 
danced all through the one we had here 
last winter—and had my hair up, too; 
but she said that I wasn’t out and that I 
must wait till next year. But then yester- 
day at breakfast, when it was mentioned 
again. Papa suddenly put his head up 
from the newspaper and asked why I 
shouldn't go, and whether I wasn't 17, 
and whether that wasn't old enough, and 
whether—oh, all sorts of things—whether 
І wasn't a pretty enough girl and silly 
jokes like that. And so it was arranged, 
and I'm to wear a white silk dress that 
Carrie's making for me, and my Neapol- 
itan sash and the tortoise-shell comb. 
that Aunt Louise gave me on my last 
birthday. Won't it be fun? I can't help 
being rather excited about it, and the 
boys are so ridiculous—especially God- 
frey, who says I'm already beginning to 
lock like Lady Clare Vere de Vere—and 
this morning I caught the tutor, Mr. 
Mapleton, smiling at one of their jokes, 
but what does that matter? He's only a 
young man from Oxford, so he can be 
safely disregarded, can't he? I don't be- 
lieve Oxford's as good a place as Cam- 
bridge, and light blue is my favorite 
color. Which is yours? When I said that 


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to Godfrey, he span round on one toe 
and wouldn't answer. He never will an- 
swer half the things 1 say. 1 suppose all 
boys are like that; but, as you have no 
brothers here, you won't know. 

But I've been forgetting all this time 
to tell you the most interesting thing in 
the world. Who do you think is staying 
with us? The dean of Crowborough! 
And oh, my dear, he is the most charm- 
ing, beautiful, clever man you can imag- 
ine. That sounds as if I meant to make 
out that he was like you—which would 
be very absurd, because, of course, he 
isn't in che least—for one thing, hes 
quite old—about 50, I should think—and 
for another, he's very polite. 1 don't 
mean that you're not polite, but he's so 
particularly so—so grave and courteous 
—almost severe at times, and yet you 
soon find that he's wonderfully kind and 
most attentive. He reminds me of those 
lines in Tennyson— 


And in his dark-blue eye austere 
A lighted welcome lurked and 
glowed— 


except that his eyes are not dark blue 
but pale gray, but that doesn't matter. 1 
simply adore him—almost as much as I 
adore you, my dearest Ermyntrude. Do 
you think it possible that—perhaps—I 
am in love with him? I sometimes think 
I must be. My heart beats when he 
comes into the room, and the other 
day, when he picked up my handkerchief, 
which I'd dropped without noticing, 
and said “Yours, I think, Miss Esmeral- 
da?” in his lovely voice, I'm certain I 
blushed. Supposing I was in love with 
him, and supposing he акей me to 
marry him! Wouldn't that be enchant- 
ing? Which reminds me of that conver- 
sation of ours at the end of last term 
about love and marriage and how you 
have babies and all the rest of it, when 
we stayed up so long talking and made 
Miss Bushell so angry, and it was all so 
perfectly delightful. Well, have you 
found out any more about it? Do tell 
me, because I'm sure I don't know what 
to think, and you're so much cleverer 
than I am. Can you have babies without. 
being in love, and can you be in love 
without—but oh, dear, the boys are call- 
ing me to come and play stump cricket 
this instant, and I can't put them off 
any longer; 1 must stop. Do write soon, 
my dearest Ermyntrude, about all your 
gay doings in London, to 
Your ever most adoring 
Esmeralda 
P.S. We are to have charades this 
evening, and tomorrow General March- 
mont is coming, which will be a great 
bore, as he will probably do nothing but 
talk to the dean. 


My dearest Esmeralda, 
I was very glad to get your letter. I 


think, although you live in the country, 
you have much more to write about 
than I have. Your idea of my “gay 
doings” is quite imaginary. I hardly ever 
see anyone, except, of course, the eternal 
Miss Simpson, with whom Y spend (it 
scems to mc) the whole of cvery day, 
sitting up here in this old dark school- 
room and only emerging for the family 
meals and the daily patrol in the park. 
My mother is always out and my father 
is always at the House of Commons; and 
as that makes up the household, you see 
there's not much opening for gaiety. It 
chills me to go down the staircasc, with 
the dreadful dome at the top; and as for 
the drawing room, it's so big and so 
gloomy that I feel creepy whenever I go 
into it. You say that nothing ever hap- 
pens with you; well, at least you have 
stump cricket and charades and deans 
and tutors to amuse you. I have racked 
my brains, and really the only thing I 
can think of that has happened here 
since I came back is—guessl— prepare 
your mind for something amazing— 
we have got a new footman. But please 
observe that the important point about 
this startling occurrence is—not that the 
footman is new, but that his name is. 
He is called Henry, and the last four 
were called George. Well! isn't that a 
change? I've also noticed that his finger- 
nails are rather cleaner than those of the 
last two Georges. But those are details. 
To have to say Henry instead of George 
when one wants some more bread—that 
is the epoch. So you see you've no right 
to pretend that you live in a desert. And 
(1 think) you've even less right to pre- 
tend that you're in love with the dean. 
How could anyone be in love with an 
old man of 50 with pale gray eyes, 
and I'm sure also with pale gray cheeks 
hanging in folds, and one of those hor- 
rid necks that have a flap of skin in the 
middle? The truth is I believe you're 
shamming a romance with the dean im 
order to conceal one with Mr. Maple- 
ton. It's very suspicious. You say hardly 
anything about him. What is he like? Is 
he tall or short? Dark or fair? Is he 
good-looking? According as you answer 
these questions I shall judge. So take 
care. I have forgotten whether Godfrey 
is the brother who is a ycar younger 
than you, or another. Please tell me what 
he looks like, too. Has he got brown 
curly hair and large dark eyes in your 
style, I wonder? 

I've tried to go on with our inquiries 
about love and babies, but I haven't got 
much further. The other day I began 
edging round the conversation in that 
direction with old Simpson, and natural- 
ly that didn't succeed. She shut me up 
when I was still miles off. Everyone 
always does—that is, everyone who 
knows. What can it mean? It is very odd. 
Why on carth should there be a secret 
about what happens when people have 

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157 


Britt Fredriksen MISS JUNE 


PLAYBOY'S see ial = REVIEW 


AS WE BEGIN 1969, evidence continues to mount that to 
be a Pl pet is to capture an important key 10 success. 


Dorian, who TEE in 
sked to Hollywood to begin 
eers. Of this past year’s 12 girls, at least two— 
Connie Kreski (Miss January) and Michelle Hamilton 
(Miss March)—seem likely to emerge as full-fledged 
ars by the end of 1969. But not all of our 
ing actresses. 
Ad, Britt Fred- 


sen (above), is studying interior decoration ar Foot- 
hill College in California's Los Altos Hills and plans to 
e it her profession. “E like Danish and Swedish 
furniture best of all,” says this pretty Norwegian. “Scandi- 
n design and use of color is fantastic" Britt has 
lived in California for over a year and doesn't plan on 
ever leaving. "In Europe, I enjoy the forests and feeling 
close to nature. But here, the climate is always beautiful 
and there are no long, depressing winters to get 
through." And just in case wintry weather is getting 
you down, peruse our Playmates of 1968—and perk up. 


navi 


Nancy Harwood MISS FEBRUARY 


Twenty-year-old Nancy (at right) 
recently left California for Eu 
торе. "I want to spend a year 
seeing what life is like in Rome 
and Paris,” she told us before 
embarking. "And since they're 
both European fashion centers, 
I'm hoping to support myself by 
modeling." Miss Harwood, who 
is also a top-notch secretary, may 
take a clerical job if modeling 
assignments don't come her way 
—an unlikely possibility. “My 
biggest relief, after I decided to 
become a model,” says Miss Feb- 
mary, “was discovering 1 needn't 
look like a malnut 


Connie Kreski MISS JANUARY 


Detroiter Connie visited England 
last year and was “discovered” at 
the London Playboy Club by 
Anthony Newley, who signed her 
to a role in his upcoming film 
Can Hieronymus Merkin Ever 
Forget Mercy Humppe and Find 
True Happiness? Connie has 
since reccived additional screen 
ollers and will shortly decide on 
her second film. A modeling 
career has also opened up for 
: Alter appearing on 

cover of the Londoner 
azine, the 5’ 5” blonde was 
photographed for Vogue by 
noted lensman David Bailey. 


Gale Olson Miss AUGUST 


Prior to her gatefold debut, our 
August Playmate up in the 
air about two possible careers: 
Gale wanted to wing it as a stew- 
ardess and had also checked, 
with NASA, about trying to be- 
come a female astronaut. To com- 
plicate matters, Miss Olson was 
recently offered screen tests by 
two movie studios. This autumn, 
she flew to Chicago from her home 
in Costa Mesa, California; the 
impulsive Miss Olson liked the 


Windy City so much she promptly 

a Bunny at the Chi- 
cago Playboy Club. "But," says 
Cale, “I'm not ruling out NASA.” 


Gaye Rennie Miss APRIL 


When pPLaysoy photographer 
Bill Figge first encountered Gaye 
posing for her high school gradu- 
ation pictures, she had already 
decided to be a model. Since 
then, the Glendale beauty has 
attended modeling school and 
now works regularly 
E 

s attention: Miss Rennie 

was offered leading roles in two 
upcoming films but turned them 
down. Im mot interested in 
being an actress,” she says. “That 
strikes a lot of people as odd, but 
modeling gives me all the pleas- 


ure that I want from a carcer.” 


a manne- 
ted movie- 


Melodye Prentiss MISS JULY 


A onetime PrAYmov researcher, 
Melodye was promoted to our 
Copy Department, where she now 
helps check the facts contained in 
ticles, She's studying for a 
ts degree, attends the Art 
Institute of Chicago, where her 
latest turn-on is the surrealism of 
. Says Miss July, 
| “His paintings prove to me what 
Dali has always claimed-—that 
he’s a genius.” Melodye has also 
become intrigued by erotic art. 
“If more galleries would buy— 
and if more muscums would 
displ 
become enormously popular.” 


erotic art, it would 


Paige Young MISS NOVEMBER 


Frec-lance artist Paige just moved 

from Malibu to a studio in near- 

by Venice and, since then, she 

hasn't had time to indulge in 

her second love—swimming, 1 
been waiting for this stu for 
у two years," she says. Paige's 
canvases have been exhibited in 
galleries and now she's 
ng for a one-woman show, 
hopefully in New York. “But 1 
t be ready for quite some 
ys. "I think I'm on 
the verge ol something that's 
never been done. I can't give it a 
name yet, but when I do, ГЇЇ call 
you and tell you all about it.” 


Dru Hart miss SEPTEMBER 


California Har-ihrob Dru re- 
cently left her job as a legal 
secretary and is living the easy 
life at her Van Nuys apartment 
Im kind of coasting right now,” 
she says. Miss September's ver- 
sion ol la dolce vita consists ol 
hiking, beaching it at Malibu 
"and discovering how good 
chocolate bonbons are—but 1 
can't eat as man Vd like or 
I'd look like one.” When Dru 
tires of her new leisure, she plans 
to wy modeling and traveling 
“I've never seen Europe or As 

and I hope to visit both of 
them during the coming year. 


Majken Haugedal miss OCTOBER 


Montreal Playboy Club Bunny 
Majken (pronounced My-ken), 
upon becoming a Playmate, went 
on yacation to Denmark, wh 

she visited relatives in Copenha 
gen. After she returned home, 
Miss Haugedal—because ol 
her centerfold credentials—was 
sought for Canadian television 
commercials. Although she likes 
Montreal, Miss October wants to 
get a taste of life in the U.S. “1 

transfer to the Los Angeles 

Playboy Club,” says the 5 

Dane at left. "It would be fun to 
have a year-round tan—like you 
see on all those California girls.” 


Michelle Hamilton MISS MARCH 


Acting hopeful Michelle—who's 


dropped her stage pseudonym in 


favor of her real name, Roxanna 
Platt—is, as we go to press, in the 
final wi ing for the lead 
in an important film. “Its 

strong drama that should be up 
lor several Academy Awards next 
year," she told us. In any event, 
Michelle (who's dated Omar 
Sharif) has won a starring role in 
a crime flick that will be shot in 
Rome, and appears set for an act 
ing career. "And it's almost en 
tirely due to PLAYBoy—the movie 
contacts I made were a direct re- 
sult of my Playmate appearance." 


Elizabeth Jordan MISS MAY 


After spending her summer in 
Arizona tutoring Indian chil- 
dren, Angeleno Liz bought a 
1953 MG-TD and set out for 
home. Her car broke down two 
hours out of Phoenix; after wait 
ing three days for parts, she got 
going again—only to have the 
MG put 38 miles later. 
My brother came in from San 
Diego and towed me back with 
him," says Liz, who found San 
Diego a perfect setting for her 
avocational pursuits. "I'm con- 
vinced thar San Francisco and 

ly beautiful 
cities if. she says. 


Cynthia Myers MISS DECEMBER 


Last month's pert palm reader 


has a solid grip on her future 
Cynthia's first move after becom- 


ing a Playmate was a big one: 
from her home town of Toledo 
to the Playboy Mansion's Bunny 
Dorm. "Im doing promotion 
work for the maga 

ing seemed like a good idea.’ 
18-year-old brunette has b 
couraged to take acting lessons 
by Mansion visitors David Mer- 
rick, k Valenti, Bill Cosby and 
Warren Beatty. Says Cynthia, 
“TI be going to acting school, 
but not right now—its too 


much fun working for PLAYBOY 


PLAYBOY 


194 


ATESTAMENT OF HOPE (continued from page 175) 


nation that professes itself 
to be democratic, inventive, hospitable 
10 new ideas, rich, productive and awe- 
somely powerful? The problem is so 
tenacious because, despite its virtues and 
attributes, America is deeply racist and 
its democracy is flawed both economi- 
cally and socially. All too many Ameri 
cans believe justice will unfold painlessly 
or that its absence for black people w 
be tolerated. tranquilly. 

Justice for black people will not Row 
into society merely from court decisions 
nor from fountains of pol 
Nor will a few token changes quell 
the tempestuous yearnings of millions 
of disadvantaged black people. White 
America must recognize that justice for 
black people cannot be a 
out radical changes in the structure of 
our society. The comfortable. the en- 
wenched, the privileged cannot continue 
to tremble at the prospect of change i 
the status quo. 
ephen Vincent Benet had a message 
for both white and black Americans in 
the title of a story, Freedom Is a Hard 
Bought Thing, When millions of people 
have been cheated for centuries, resti 
tution is a costly process. Inferior edu- 
«ation, poor housing, unemployment, 
inadequate health care—each is a bitter 
component of the oppression that ha 
been our heritage. Each will require bil 
lions of dollars to correct. Justice з 
deferred has accumulated 
cost for this society will be 
financial as well as human terms. This 
fact has not been fully grasped, because 
most of the gains of the past decade 
were obtained at bargain rates. The 
desegregation of public facilities cost 
nothing; neither did the election and z 
pointment of a few black public officials. 

The price of progress would have 
been high enough at the best of 
but we are in an agonizing nati 
aisis because a complex of profound 
problems has intersected in an explosive 
mixture. The black surge toward free- 
dor sed justifiable demands for 
racial justice in our major cities at a 
time when all the problems of city life 
є simultancously erupted. Schools, 
spor 
crime would have been muni 
nies whether or not Negroes 
our cities. The anarchy of unplanned 
city growth was destined to confound our 
confidence. What is unique to this peri 
od is our inability to arrange an order 
of priorities that promises solutions that 
are decent and just. 

Millions of Americans 
see that we are fighting an immoral war 
that costs nearly 30 billion dollars a 
that we are perpetuating racism, 
we are tolerating almost 40,000,000 

during an overflowing material 


in America, а 


poor 


abundance. Yet they remain helpless 
to end the war, to feed the hungry, to 
make brotherhood a reality; this has to 
shake our faith in ourselves. И we look 
stly at the realities of our national 
life, it is dear that we are not marchin 
we are groping 
А confused. Our mora 


even as our 
these trying circum 
olution is much more tha 


t are rooted deep- 
ly in the whole structure of our society. 
It reveals systemic rather than superficial 
flaws and suggests that radical 
struction of society itself is the re 
to be faced. 

и is time that we stopped our blithe 
lip service to the guarantees of life. liber 
t of happiness. These fin 
sentiments are embodied in the Declar: 
tion of Independence, but that document 
was always a declaration of intent rather 
than of reality. There were slaves wher 
it was written; there were still slaves 
when it was adopted; and to this day, 
black Americans have not life. liberty 
nor the privilege of pursuing happiness, 
and millions of poor white Americans 
re in economic bondage that is scarcely 
less oppressive. Americans who genuinely 
treasure our national ideals, who know 
they are still elusive dreams for all too 
many, should welcome the stirring of 
Negro demands. They are shatteri 
complacency that allowed a m 
soc 
tion is requiring America to г 
its comforting myths and may yet catalyze 
the drastic reforms that will save us from 
social catastrophe. 

In ind America lor 
grained cism, I 
ing the term “white” to describe the n 
jority, not all who are white. We h 
found that there are many white people 
who clearly perceive the justice of the 
Negro struggle lor human dignity- 
Many of them joined our struggle and 
displayed heroism no les inspiri 
than that of black people. More than a 
few died by our side; their memories are 
cherished and are undimmed by time. 

Yet the largest part of white Americ 

is still poisoned by racism, which is as 
alive to our soil as pinc trees, sage 
brush and buffalo grass. Equally native 
to us is the concept that gross exploi 
ion of the Negro is acceptable, if not 
commendable. Many whites who com 
cede that Negroes should have equal 
access to public the un 
trammeled right to vote cannot undi 
stand th intend to remain 
in the bi 


al evils to accumulate. Negro agita- 


s and 


we do not 
nent of the economic suue- 


ture: they cannot understand why a po 
ter or a housemaid would dare dream ol 
a day when his work will be more useful, 
more remunerative and a pathway to 
rising opportunity. This incomprchen- 
sion is a heavy burden in our efforts 
win white allies for the long struggle 
But the American Negro has in his 
nature the spiritual and worldly for 
tude to eventually win his struggle for 
justice and freedom. It is a mora 
tude t been forged by centuries 
of oppression. In their sorrow and their 
hardship, Negroes have become almost 
¡ctively cohesive. We band together 
adily; and against white hostility, we 
have an intense and wholesome loyalty 
to one another. But we cannot win our 
struggle for justice all alone, nor do 1 
think thar most Negroes want to exclude 
well-intentioned whites from participa 
tion in the black revolution. I believe 
there is an important place in our strug 
gle for white liberals and 1 hope th. 
ent estrangement from our 
only temporary. But many 
white people in the past joined our 
movement with a kind of messianic faith 
that they were going to save the Negro 
and solve all of his problems very quick 
ly. They tended. in some i 
be rather aggressive 
the opinions and abilities of the black 
people with whom they were working: 
this has been especially true of students. 
In many cases, they simply did nor know 
how to work in vc 
ole. 1 think this problem became most 
dent when young men and women 
from elite Northern universities came 
down to Mississippi to work with the 
black students at Tougaloo and Rust col 
leges, who were not quite as articula 
didn't type quite as [ast and were not 
sophisticated. Incvitably, feeling of white 
paternalism and black inferiority be 
came exaggerated. The Negroes who re 
belled against white 
to assert their own equality and to cast 
off the mantle of paternali 
Fortunately, we haven't had this prob 
lem in the Southern Christian. Leader 
ship Conference. Most of the white 
people who were working with us in 
and 1963 are still with us. We ha 
always enjoyed a relationship of mutual 
respect. But I think a great many white 
liberals outside S.C. L.C. also ha 
learned this basic lesson in human rela 
ions, thanks largely ıo Jimmy Baldwin 
ind others who have articulated some of 
the problems of being black in a mult 
al society. And I am happy to report 
relationships between whites and 
Negroes in the human rights movement 
re now on a much healthier bas 
society at large, abrasion between 
the i more evident. . 
hostility was always there. Relations to 
day are different only in the sense that 
(continued on page 231) 


sul 


e 


THE SCHEMATIC MAN 


fiction By FREDERIK POHL piece by piece, he had programed himself into the 
computer—now he wondered what would happen when somebody turned it on 


1 KNOW. IM NOT REALLY a funny man, but 1 don't like other people to know it. I do what other people without much sense of 


humor do: I tell jokes. If we're sitting next to cach other at a faculty senate and I want to introduce myself, I probably say: 
Reder ind is my 
Nobody laughs much. Like all my jokes, it needs to be explained, The joking part is that it was through game theory that 


I first became interested in computers and the making of 


and computers are my game.” 


hematical models. Sometimes when I'm explaining it, I say there 


that the mathematical ones are the only models Гуе ever had a chance to make. That gets a smile, anyway. I've figured out why 


Even if you don't really get much out of the play on words, you can tell it's got something to do with sex, and we all reflexively 


smile when anybody says anything sexy 


І ought to tell you what а mathematical model is, right? All right. It's simple. It's a kind of picture of something made 
out of numbers. You use it because it's easier to make numbers move than to make real things move. 

Suppose 1 want to know what the planet Mars is going to do over the next few years. I take everything I know about Mars 
and I turn it into numbers—a number for its speed in orbit, another number for how much it weighs, another number for how 


many miles it is in diameter, another number to express how strongly the Sun pulls it toward it and all that. Then I tell the 


PLAYBOY 


computer that's all it needs to know 
about Mars, and I go on to tell it all the 
same sorts of numbers about the Earth. 
bout Venus, Jupiter, the Sun itsell— 
about all the other chunks of matter float- 
ing around in the neighborhood that 1 
think are likely to make any difference to 
Mars. I then teach the computer some 
simple rules about how the set of num. 
bers that. represents Jupiter, say, affects 
the numbers that represent Mars: the law 
of inverse squares, some rules of celestial 
mechanics, a few relativistic corrections 
- . well, actually, there are a lot of 
things it needs to know. But not more 
than I can tell it. 

When 1 have done all this—not exact- 
ly in English but in a kind of a language 
that it knows how to handle—the com- 
puter has a mathematical model of Mars 
stored inside it. It will then whirl its 
mathematical Mars through. mathemati 
space for as many orbits as I like. 1 
say to it, "1997 June 18 2400 GMT," 
nd it... it. well, I guess the 
word for it is, it imagines where N 
will be, relative to my back-yard Questar, 
at midnight Greenwich time on the 18th 
of June, 1997, and tells me which way to 
point 

It isn't real Mars that it plays with. 
It’s a mathematical model, you sce. But 
for the purposes of knowing where to 
point my little telescope, it does every- 
thing that “real Mars” would do for me, 
only much faster. I don't have to wait 
for 1997; I can find out in five minutes. 

It isn't only planets that can carry on 
a mathematical metalife in the memory 
banks of a computer. Take my friend 
Schmuel He has a joke, too, and his 
joke is that he makes 20 babies a day in 
his computer. What he means by that is 
that, after six years of trying, he finally 
succeeded in writing down the numbers. 
that describe the development of a hu- 
man baby in its mother's uterus, all the 
way from conception to birth. The point 
of that is chat then it w: tively 
asy to write down the 
lot of the things that happen to 
before theyre born. Momma has high 
blood pressure. Momma smokes three 
packs a day. Momma catches scarlet fe 
ver or a kick in the belly. Momma keeps 
making it with Poppa every night until 
they wheel her into the delivery 100m. 
And so on. And the point of that is that 
this way, Schmuel can see some of the 
things that go wrong and make some 
babies get born retarded, or blind, or 
with retrolental fibroplasia or an inability 
to drink cow's milk. It’s easier than sac 
rificing а lot of pregnant women and 
cutting them open to see. 


OK, you don’t want to hear any more 
about athe: ical models, because 
what kicks are there in mathematical 


196 models for you? I'm glad you asked. 


"or instan 
suppose last night you were watching 
the Late, Late and you saw Carole 
Lombard, or maybe Marilyn Monroc 
th that dinky little skirt blowing up 
over those pretty thighs. | assume you 
know that these ladies are dead. 1 also 
assume (hat your glands responded to 
those cathode-tube flickers as though 
they were alive And so you do get some 
Kicks from mathematical models, be- 
cause each of those great girls, in each 
of their poses and smiles, was nothing 
but number of some thousands of 
digits, expressed as a spot of light on a 
phosphor tube. With some added num- 
bem to express the frequency patterns 
of their voices. Nothing che. 

And the point of that (how often I 
use that phrase!) is that a mathemati 
cal model not only represents the real 
thing but sometimes it's as good as the 
thing. No, honestly. I mean, do you 
ly bel had been Mari- 
lyn or Carole in the flesh you were look- 
ing at. across a row of footlights, say. 
that you could have taken away any 
more of them than you gleaned from the 
shower of electrons that made the phos 
phors display their pictures? 

I did watch Marilyn on the Late, 
Late one night. And 1 thought those 
thoughts: and so I spent the next weck 
preparing an арр! to a fo 
for money: and when the pr 


dation 
nt came 


through, I took a sabbatical and began 
turning myself into a mathematica} 
model. It isn't really that hard. Kookie, 


yes But not hard. 

I don't want to explain what pro- 
grams like FORTRAN and SIMSCRIPT 
and SIR are, so 1 will only say what we 
all say: They are languages by which 
people cin communicate with machines. 
Sort of. I had to learn to speak FOR- 
TRAN well cnough to tell the machine 
all about myself. It took five graduate 
students and ten months to write the 
program that made that possible, but 
s not much. It took more than t 
computer to shoot. pool. After 
пег of storing my- 


self in the machine 

That's the part that Schmuel told 
me was kookie. Like everybody with 
enough seniority in my department, I 
have a remote-access computer console 
my—well, I called it my “playroom.” 1 
did have a party there, once, right aft 
I bought the house, when I still thougl 
I was going to get married. Schmuel 


caught me one night, walking in the 


door and down the sta d finding me 
methodically typing out my medical his- 
tory from the ages of four to fourteen. 
Jerk,” he said, "what makes you think 
you deserve to be embalmed in a 70947" 

I said, “Make some coffee and leave 
me alone till 1 finish. Listen. Can I use 


your program on the sequelae of 
mumps? 

"Paranoid psychosis.” he said. "lt 
comes on about the age of forty-two.” 


But he coded the console for me and 
thus gave me access to his programs. I 
mished and said. 
hanks for the 
make rotten coffee." 
“You make rotten jokes. You 
think it’s going to be you 
gram, Admi 
By then, I had most of the basic physi: 
ological and environmental мий on the 
tapes and I was fecling good. "What's 
"me?" I asked. “If it talks like me, and 
thinks like me, and remembers wl 1 
remember, 1 would do— 
who 1? President. Eisenhower?” 
"Eisenhower was years ago. jerk," he 
said. 
“Turing question, Schmuel." I said 
If I'm in one room with a teletype. And 
the computer's in another room with a 
teletype, programed to model me. And 
you're in a third room, connected to 
both teletypes, and you have a conver- 
sation with both of us, and you tell 
which is me and which is the machine 
then how do you describe the difference? 
1s there a difference 
He said. “The difference, Josiah. is 
1 can touch you. And smell you. If I 
was crazy enough. I could kis you. 
You. Not the model” 
ou could," I said, "if you were a 
model, too, and were in the machine 
with me." And I joked with him (Look! 
It solves the population problem, put 
everybody in the machine. And, suppose 
I get cancer. Flesh-me dies. Mathematical. 
model me just rewrites i but 
really worried. He really did 
going crazy, but 1 perceived 
that his reasons were not because of the 
nature of the problem but because of 
what he fancied-was my own attitude 
toward it, de up my mind to be 
careful of what E said to Schmuel 
So 1 went on playing Turing's game, 
trying to make the computer's response 
ndistinguishable from my own. 1 


but 


you 


program, 


in- 
n what a toothache felt like 
and what 1 remembered of sex. I taught 
memory links between people 
phone numbers, and all the 
tals I had won a prize for knowing 
when I was ten, 1 trained it to spell 
"rhythm wrong. as I had always mis 
spelled it, and to say "place" instead of 
"put" in conversation, as 1 have always 
done because of the slight speech im. 
pediment that carried over from my 
adolescence. I played that game: and by 
God, 1 won it. 

But I don't 
з exchange. 


structed it 


w for sure what E lost 


I know I lost somethin 
1 began by losing parts of my memory 
(concluded on page 237) 


“You've certainly proved 
the old adage, Mr. Bascomb— 
nice guys do finish last.” 


man at his leisure 


playboys leroy neiman artfully captures the dazzlıng 
elegance and classic grace of russian ballet 


THE BOLSHOI BALLET in Moscow and the Kirov in Leningrad enjoy a 
status unknown to any other troupe in the world —they are, in fact, a na- 
tional pastime. “The pride these cities take in their companies,” says roving 
artist LeRoy Neiman, “exceeds Green Bay's regard for the Packers. When na- 
tives of Moscow and Leningrad meet while vacationing in the Crimea, the 
discussions of the relative merits of their companies reach the shouting point 
and beyond.” From the czars to the commissars, the ballet has been part of 
Russia's total society. Millions of girls—and boys—are training in ballet every 
year (adults study it nonprofessionally as an adjunct to folk dancing). And 
there are many places to learn: In addition to the 20 state chorcographic 
schools. there are ballet studios in professional theaters and opera houses, 
ng centers in community playhouses and numerous amateur dance 
As a result,” Neiman says, “even away from the big cities, you find 
ned dancers and well-informed audiences. Almost everyone knows the 
rudiments of ballet.” When Neiman returned from the Soviet Union. he told 
us: “OL Russia's thirty-four professional ballet companies, undoubtedly the 
best known is the Bolshoi. And the Bolshoi's prima ballerina, the ageless Maya 
Pi s undisputed and incandescent star. But the men are elecır 
ing, too. The wildly high lifts and flamboyant leaps through space—their sheer 
strength is almost unbelievable. Both companics' theaters are spectacularly 
beautiful; the Bolshoi has power, while the Kirov has a romantic, pre- 
Revolution grandeur. The fact that balletgoers don't particularly ‘dress’ for a 
performance doesn’t diminish one bit the elegance of either the occasion or the 
surroundings, for the audiences are totally responsive, A Bolshoi director prob- 
ably summed it up best: ‘We do not have a specialized balletomane audience 
such as we read of in other countries; our bal! audience is our people. ^ 


The Russian ward balshoi translates as "big" or 
"large"; when applied ta the ballet or drama, it 
means “grand.” "And the Balshai in Mascow is just 
that,” soys artist LeRoy Neiman. “The interiar of 
the theater is like on extraordinary, red-velvet-lined, 
gold-leofed jewel box. It's baroque, almost ginger- 


bread отсе, yet gracefully picturesque—on 
‘appropriate shawcase for Plisetskaya's moving in- 
terpretation af Odette/Odile in the timeless Swan 
Lake. Visiting the Balshoi is like stepping back inta 
onather ero. In fact, about the only visible changes 
in the place since the reign af Catherine the Great 
ore the hommer-and:sickle motif subtly warked inta 
the curtain ond the comeolike portrait af Lenin 
abave the proscenium arch.” Neiman nates that 
there are pictures of Lenin everywhere, such os the 
wall poster in this Balshai rehearsal room (left). 
The dancer at the bar rubs the toes of her shaes 
in o gritty rosin mixture to reduce the chances af 
slipping—an even greoter-thon-usuol hazard at the 
Balshai because the stage is raked; that is, slanted 
toward the faotlights sa that the performers’ feet 
are visible from onywhere in the hause. To keep 
the dancers "an their toes," the floors af the re- 
hearscl roams and clossraams are similarly raked. 
Above: The large bell hanging backstage ot Lenin- 
grad's famed Kirav Ballet is ane af a set. "This 
is а comman orchestral camplement in large 
theaters,” Neiman explains, “because sa much Rus- 
sian music includes bells. The Kirav is going on 
Tour while the stage is being enlarged ond up- 
dated electranically. But they'll keep the bells.” 


201 


PLAYBOY 


Ermyntrude and Esmeralda 


babics? I supposc it must be something 
appallingly shocking, but then, if it is, 
how can so many people bear to have 
them? Of course, I'm quite sure it's got 
something to do with those absurd little 
things that men have in statues hanging 
between their legs, and that we haven't. 
And I'm also sure that it's got something 
to do with the thing between our legs 
that I always call my pussy. I believe 
that may be its real name, because once 
when I was at Oxford looking at the 
races with my cousin Tom, I heard quite 
a common woman say lo another, 
"There, Sarah, doesn't that make your 
pussy pout?" And then I saw that one of 
the rowing-men's trousers were all split 
nd those things were showing between 
legs: and it looked most extraord 
пагу. 1 couldn't quite sce enough, but 
the more J looked the more I felt—well, 
the more I felt my pussy pouting, as the 
woman had said. So now I call ours puss- 
nd theirs bowwows, and my theory 
people have children when their 


is п 
bowwows and pussies pout at the same 


time. Do you think that's it? Of cours 
I can't imagine how it can possibly wor 
and I dare say Im altogether wrong 
really got something to do with w. cs. 
Lord Folliot is coming to dinner, so 1 
must go and dress. I’m sure he's a much 
worse bore than General Marchmont. 
He always will chuck me under the chin 
as though I was 12. I hope you'll write 
in and tell me what you think about 
the pussies, the bowwows and Mr. Maple- 
ton. I promise you I won't show your 


letter 10 anyone—even 10 Simpson—or 
Henry. 
Your loving 
Ermyntrude 


P.S. What do you think castration 
means? 


st Ermyntrude, 

such a fuss going on here with 
everyone getting ready for а picnic 
which we're all going to that it’s almost 
impossible to write, and so you must 
forgive me if 1 only write nonsense. As 1 
know all this evening will be taken up 
with a new kind of billiards the gener 
has taught us and that's all the rage here 
at the present moment, 1 thought. I'd 
better seize this opportunity just to tell 
you, my dearest darling Ermyntrude, 
how delightful it was 10 get your pe 
fectly sweet letter, and how I only wish 
I could write onc half as amusingly and 
cleverly and altogether exquisitely as 
you, What you say about babies I quite 
agree with, though I had never thought 
of it until you said it, but there is one 
thing that I still don't understand, and 
that is what being in love has to do with 
it all—1 mean with having babies—be 


202 cause, from what they always say in 


(continued from page 184) 


novels, it seems to have a great deal. But 
with all this hullabaloo in the room, I 
can't explain properly, and shall put it 
off for another time, and only now tell 
you that I asked Godfrey about that 
diffeult word in your P.S.—if he knew 
what it meant—after I'd made him 
swear the most solemn secrecy, of com 
But first I must tell you that you arc 
right, and he is the one who's a year 
younger than me, and you are also right. 
about his being like me, though it's 
conceited of me to say so, because every- 
one says he's such a handsome boy. 
Well about that word—and what do 
you thinkjb—when I asked him, the 
wretch wouldn't do anything but burst 
out roaring with laughter and I couldn't 
get any answer out of him at all, except, 
‘Oh, Esmic, you really are too lu 


which he said about half a dozen times, 
and then ran out of the room. I expect 
r. Maple- 


he went straight off and told M 
ton, and if he did | think it's 
ble, after the secrecy he swor 
suppose it only means that that word 
stands for something tremendously im- 
proper, and I shouldn't be at all sur- 
prised if it meant some kind of divorce. 
By the bye, you are quite wrong about 
Mr. Mapleton, I am nor in love with 
him at all. He is just an ordinary young 
man—nothing in the least particular. 
But TI} tell vou what I rather suspect. 1 
believe he's a 1 th me! 
Why I think so is that he doesn't seem 
at all anxious to be where 1 am. but 
keeps going out—cither by himself or 
with Godfrey—for long walks and fish- 
ng expeditions, as if he wants to avoid 
me. Don't you think that’s rather a 
sign? He sees I'm not in love wich 
him, and so, in his disappointment, he 
tries to be with me as little as possible, 
Well, we shall sce. I should like to write 
pages and pages about the dean, and 
explain how completely wrong you are 
about him, тоо, but I shall have to stop 
to help to do up the things. No. no. 
no! He is most beautiful. You should 
have seen him last Sunday in church. 
reading the lessons! He looked quite 
like a saint, with the light from the 
stained-glass window coming onto his 
face, and his voice was perfect How 
heavenly he must be in his cathedral, 
а surplice, among all the little choir 
boyst Oh! I'm sure you'd adore him 
as much as I do, if you could only see 
him. and perhaps you really do, and 
e just pretending not to. to tease 


you 
me, 
As for the general, he's not nearly as 
1 expected. 


Your loving. 
Esmeralda 


My dearest Esmeralda, 
1 went into the libr 


y this morning 


when my father was out, and got down 
the English dictionary, to find out about. 
castration. The result wasn't very suc- 
cessful. First of all, I could only find 
something about "having turrets and 
battlements like a castle,” but then I 
discovered that I'd got hold of the 
wrong  word—castellation, which T 
shouldn't think at all the same 
thing. When I did find the right one, 
simply said. "Castrate; to emasculate, to 
geld,” which didn't help much; and 
when I found emasculate, it only said 
"to castrate, to geld," and as I was ju 
finding geld, I heard someone coming 
into the room and had to put the book 
back as quickly as possible, as I didn't 
want my father to begin asking ques 
tions. However, it turned out to be only 
Henry with some coals, so I might have 
gone on after all, only then Simpson 
began calling me, and off I had to 
march for the promenade. 

So you see, the dictionary hasn't been 
any more use than that mischievous 
iodfrey. I don't consider that you de- 
scribe him very well. I's dificult to 
imagine a boy like you, and you don't 
tell me any details, For instance, are his 
teeth good? And are bis shoulders 
broad? And his cars; do they stick owt? 
—but 1 don't suppose they do, or he 
wouldn't be called handsome. If they 
don't, please pinch one of them from me, 
as a punishment for his bad behavior. 
Lord Folliot has given me a kitten; 1 
als particularly, but I 
1 have to keep it, and 
Simpson promises to look after it for 
me. The horrid old man asked me what 
I was going to call it, and I said I 
thought that Pussy would do very well. I 
don't know what he thought of that— 
and I don't care, either, By the bye, my 
new theory is that being in love i 
merely a more polite way of sa 
your pussy's pouting. What else can it 
mean? Won't you ask Mr. Mapleton if 
hiis bowwow pouts for you. and won't you 
tell me in your next letter if your pussy 
рош» for the dean? 

For a wonder, I'm sitting in the draw- 
ing room, as Simpson has gone out to 
one of her Congregational mcetings, and. 
Mama is away, so I have die whole 
place to myself, In a minute Henry will 
come in to draw the curtains, and I shall 
give him this letter to post, so goodbye. 

You 


(i Henry alter 
Jessop. the butler, whom I hate. 
My dearest Ermyntrude 
Such a very extraordinary thing has 
just happened, and I must write and tell 
you at once, as I'm dying to know what 
you will think about it. I can't under- 
stand it at all. It's about Mr. Mapleton 
—that is, partly. Do you remember that 
(continued on page 224) 


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"I don't know what to think." A sh 
er racked her. “I'm frightened. 

"Dont be.“ 

“Half the time I don't know wl 
happening. and then, when vou explain 
Things, they seem to go from bad to 
worse. I keep telling myself it isn't true, 


PLAYBOY 


попе of it—these people, this . . . this 
pigst 

Forrester nodded. "But that won't 
make them vanish, it won't alter any- 


thing. They'll be here in the morning 
and I'll have to leave you. They're going 
1 Monteliana for sure. . I'm not 
my own master, Inger. 
The candle flame leaned, then straight- 
ened, yet the a ined still. She re- 
leased her hands from his and brushed 
her hair nervously toward her ea 
"Just as soon as I'm no further use 
to them, they'll be finished with u: 
Forrester said. 
“When will that be 
“Two, three days." He paused, won- 
dering: God alone knew. “About tomor- 
row—with that young one, Luigi, you 
won't be as cut off as you might have 
heen 
“Him 
UAE 


least vou сап communicate. 
That's better than nothing. If you want 
anything" 


“AIL E want is to go.” 

She sat quite motionless beside him. 
The blue trouser suit belonged to 
promenades, cafés, sun-drenched streets 
—anywhere but here. The blonde hair, 
100. Earlier, from the window, Carlo 
had watched her returning to the hut 
through the trees and whistled. Now, 
from the other room. Forrester heard 


him say: “Has the Fnglishwoman gone 
to bed?" 
And somcone—it might have been 


Giuseppe—chuckled 
nglishwomen go?" 
He gazed at Inger, empty within him- 
sell. At least, he thought, ignorance 
spared her some of the indignities. He 
moved round the bed, shook out the sol- 
itary blanket and spread it over the ma 
tress. He took off his jacket and folded it 
into a pillow for her. Then he kicked olf 
his shoes und lay down. Presently, she 
followed suit. They lay side by side 
without sp weary from the rack 
of their minds. Beyond the door, the 
voices rambled on. now sharp. now sub- 
dued, Salvatore’s uppermost, in control. 
The room grew chilly and there was 
dampness with it. Finally, Forrester had 
to put the blanket over them. 

Far off an owl hooted, lonely but free, 
and the falling water slopped endlessly 
onto the boulders. The sound was like a 
drug, lulling Forrester toward sleep, yet 
sleep wouldn't come. Inger slept, though; 
suddenly, as a child might, curled up. 

208 Gradually, the main room emptied. For- 


Where che do 


ANOTHER WAY (continued jrom page 156) 


rester 


stretched out, sharing Inger's 
warmth, After a while, he rolled gently 
off the bed and tried the door. It w 
locked and, as he cased himself beneath 
the blanket again. he realized he hadn't 
expected any different. Tomorrow was 
already a fact; tomorrow and whatever 
else was yet to come. 


Sometime in the t, Inger turned 
in her sleep and, sighing, put her arms 
round him. By then he was half asleep 
himself and he didn't stir; but he 
opened his eyes. And before he cventu- 
ally went under, he was asking himself 
whether he was being held out of habit 
or from fear. If it were fear, then he also 
knew the need there was to be comfort- 
ed, the hunger for it He had al 
ways wanted affection, trust, to be liked 
and admired. 

Mercifully, ther 


were no dreai 


In the morning, there was bread on 
the table and a pot of sharp black cofice 
on the stave. This was early, with the 
sun angled low through the trees and 
the air not yet warm. 

‘orrester shaved with his cordless ra 
zor, then walked over to the falls and 
rinsed his face in the icy water; no one 
followed—a mark of confidence in their 
hold on him. Nothing had changed. 
When he reentered the hut, he picked 

p the suitcases and took them into the 
room that had become for him and In- 
ger a retreat as well as a prison. The 
contents of the cases were in disarray 
and he wondered who had pilfered 
what: his cash was gone, but at least his 
passport was there. 

“What about yours?” he asked Inger, 

She nodded. searching through a 
jumbled heap of clothing as if to dis- 
tract herself with familiar things. He left 
her to it and went into the main room. 
Giuseppe sat on the table, smoking, one 
leg swinging, and his dead-looking eyes 
watched Forrester pour more coffee for 
sell, They were tak 
suring that Forrester 
outside together; three times now, 
Forrester had passed Giuseppe sitting 
there and endured his surly stare. 

With his back turned, Forrester said: 
“I see you lifted my cigurcues." 

“TI take what I like, when I like.” 

"Tm sure you will.” 

Forester sipped from the chipped 
enamel mug, pettiness channeling the 
entire weight of all he felt so bitterly— 
humiliation, resentment. apprehension, 
He was hamstrung, reduced to sniping, 
yet the words came against his better 
judgment, with a kind of self-daring 
Giuseppe moved toward him down the 
room, provoked now, arms slightly bent. 

"You want a cigaretie? 

“Not from you. 


ns at en- 
weren't 


id Ing: 


“Tanto 
only one 


meglio. 
you'll 


Because 
get" and 
stub past Forrester's 
Forrester crowed 10 the window 
d out. He must keep a tighter 
his tongue: Inger could suffe 
lout like Giuseppe believed in тер: 


flicked the glowi 
face. 
and st 


ai 


als. 


Through the trees, he could sec Salva- 
тоге and Luigi returning from the falls, 


vatore rolling down his sleeves. 1. 
fiager-waving his hair as he walked. Lit- 
tle peacock. atore pushed through 
the door, picking up a chunk of bread 

y he passed the table en route to the 
stove. 

"Are you ready? 
Forrester shrugged. "How about you, 
gir” Salvatore placed an arm round 
Margherita's shoulders: there was affec 
tion in his hug and the smile 
uine, even his 
second. “Ascolti. . . . You have got five 
hours. Five hours will be plenty. !t 
ht now. Montel bout forty 
kilometers, so you will be able to ta 
your time there. But don't be lite Басі 
Until then, his tone was almost conver 
al. “И you're even a minute over- 
due, we will begin to think the worst— 
and that is the last thing you can wish 
ppen. 

Forrester left them to collect his jack- 
et. Luigi was already at the door of 
their room, offering Inger a tattered 
copy of Oggi. "There are pictures,” he 
said. "No need to know Italian.” 

І have to go now." Forrester told 
her. 

The frightened look was there at 
once, “Promise you will come back. 

“L promise," Forrester said. “Truly 

+ + FH be here before one o'clock.” 
He turned away. Giuseppe blew sı 

s he passed. And to you, E 
thought, To Salvatore. he said: 
your guarantee that Signorina Lindeman 
won't be molested in my abser 

Haven't we struck a balance, you 
and I? After all, Margherita will be in 
your charge isn't that sufficient guaran- 
tee?" He swallowed. "What do you 
want? A label pinned to her—non toc 


he asked, and 


care, do not touch? You worry too 
much, friend." 
Forresters mouth tightened. Mar- 


gherita started for the door, working her 
into an old black cardigan, 
ightening the cheap gilt crucifix 
hanging hom her neck. He followed 
grimly and Salvatore went with them. 

“Don't forget, ragezza—if we're not 
here, make for the other place.” It was 
the first time there had been even a hint 
that the hut wasn't secure. They had 
seemed so confident, keeping only a 
casual lookout, relying on instinct: yet 
this would be strong, animallikc. Now 
and again, Forrester had seen them tense 
slightly, listening, then individually or 
collectively relax, somethi ntificd, 
dismissed, 

Ihe sound of the falls g 


ceted them 


“We're just helping out during the holiday vacation to 
pick up a little extra Christmas money.” 


as they stepped outside and walked 
round to the rear. Forrester clambered 
into the Fiat; the engine retched and 
сате reluctantly alive. Marghe 
opened the other door and got into the 


Salvatore 


said, cupping his hands. 


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He threaded through the pines until 
he found the path and followed it to the 
track they had come along yesterday. 
Only yesterday? Time had lost its meas- 
ure, They turned onto the track and 
climbed out of the hollow. The awful 
barren vistas presented themselves again, 
silent and deserted under the bright sun. 
The hideout was even more isolated 
than Forrester had imagined. Ahead, the 
skyline consisted of jagged, daret-colored 
peaks. He kept the driving window half 
dosed against the dust and nursed the 
car over the gritty, potholed surface, 

They must have covered a mile be- 
fore either spoke. Then Margherita si 
“I must warn you—I have a gun.” 

Forrester glanced sharply at her 
reflection trembling in the mirror, “You 
won't need it. I've as good as got one at 
my head as it is" They juddered over 
some rock. He laughed biuerly. “And 
Salvatore talked of a balance. Some bal- 
ance!” Then he said: “I'll bring you 
back, don't kid yourself. I've no option, 
Just tell me where to go.” 

The track had made two or three 
more roller-coaster dips into wooded 
hollows; now it ran flat and almost 
straight, edging left, desolation to cithe 
side. Salvatore hadn't exaggerated: a 
talion could search and never find 
them. 

Some small birds scattered out of a 
dump of prickly pear as the 
past. The track dog-legged between great 
‘outcrops of rock, pointing northwest. In 
the middle distance, he suddenly saw a 
truck moving across their front 
graph poles strung out like a 
stumpy matchsticks. 

“Go left again when you reach the 
” Margherita told him. 

, they hard- 
ly spoke. When they got to the road and 
turned, the sun was behind them. Once 
there was а signpost, but Forrester 
missed the name; and twice there were 
villages, each huddled about a church 
as if in self-defense against the wild, 
hospitable surroundings, each squalid 
and soul destroying, full of alleys and 
stained and pecling walls, dark door- 
ways and alien smells, and loungers who 
peered from angles of shade or ragged 


children who ran barefoot in brief 
pursuit of the car's dust. 
Forrester broke the silence. “What 


happened? Did your husband” 
Her interruption was fierce. “My hus- 
band killed nobody. Nobody. Giuseppe 
210 killed one of them. Un vigile: 


Giuseppe; that one. He might have 
guessed. 

"It was never intended,” she repeat- 
ed. “They tied to break into the post 
olhce at Caltanissetta, but things went 
wrong. It was at night. Angelo was the 
only one to be caught. Last wcek he 
was sentenced to twenty years.” 

‘What was your husband's work?” 

"For a timc he vas in a canning fac- 
tory. Then there was nothing. For a 
year there has been nothing. Giuseppe 
is a mechanic, though he could never 
keep a job, even when there was one. 
Carlo has done many things, but never 
for long. Luigi the same; he was always 
being paid off." 

"And Salvatore?" Forrester swerved 
to avoid something squashed on the 
road. 

Salvatore is a carpenter. Or 
Angrily, as if she regretted having been 
drawn out, Margherita said: "What does 
it matter? Can a man stop eating if 
there is no work? Does he allow his fami- 
ly to starve? He is driven to risk more 
and more—it happens everywhere, 
the while, as God knows to His regret." 
And now you are about to ri: 
other big mistake—trving to break your 
husband out of Monteliana on the 
strength of my knowing something about 
explosives. It's madness, sheer madness — 
surely you can sce that?” 

“Once he gets to Ucciardone prison, 
we can never hope to touch him, It is 
like a fortress, Angelo has twenty years. 
Twenty—and for what? 

“A man died, didn't he? In my coun- 
try, Angelo would be guilty.” 

“Your country is no concern of mine. 
And the law isn't the same as justice. I 
can tell you what happened to 

Forrester cut across her: "Where's the 
justice in what's happening to me and 
Signorina Lindeman? Jesus Christi Of 
all the stinking things” He moved a 
hand dismissively. “Please, not that.” 

“You don't understand. How could 
you understand? You have never been 
under pressure before. You don't under- 
stand what it does to people, what it 
drives them to." In the mirror, Forrester 
could see the molding movements of her 
hands, “Listen—you will return to the 
hut; you said so yourself. And I know 
you will—even though I shall leave you 
for a while when we get to Monteliana. 
Why do ] know? Because of that per- 
son. You could abandon her, yet you 
will not. You could inform the police, 
yet you dare not. So what will you do? 
Go back. She expects it of you and you 
demand it of yourself, So it is with An- 
gelo and me, and with Salvatore and the 
others. We are under pressure, like you; 
but with us, the pressure has been con- 
tinuous and it began a long time ago.” 
She tossed her head. “We are not what 
we are from choice. Salvatore is a good 
man, 1 tell you. 


Look at the land here,” she за 
‘What cin it give? What hope is there? 
Even where it is better and there is 
work in the villages, a man has the rich 
at his throat—the rich or the mafiosi. 
Il we were either of those, would 
Angelo be where he is now?” 

“The other question is, would the po- 
liceman be dead?” 

She caught his reflected glance but 
said nothing for a while. Presently, 
though, she leaned forward, pointing. 
“Left again at the turn beyond the 
windmill. 

Twenty-two kilometers showed on the 
dock and three successive lefts had 
turned them roughly south. The sun 
streamed at them broadside on. Now 
they were running close under the lee of 
precipitous slopes with high serrated 
ridges and motionless cascades of loose 
stone overhanging the road. Impercepti 
bly, as the heat began to bounce, the 
eastward distances were shading to a 
hazy violet band that fused carth and 
sky. They passed another village 
perched on the brink of a ravine; farther 
on, there were caves cut into the tilted 
strata of rock, some of them with crude 
doors and one with washing strung on a 
dead fig tree jutting grotesquely above 
its entrance. The road twisted endlessly, 
the scene varying, yet its harshness 


growing monotonous. No coach party 
ever came this way. 
Forrester lost count of the changes of 


direction. They were minor roads, not 
always paved. He remembered a long, 
arched bridge across a river, a man 
walking with a coffin roped to a mule, 
one place name that registered —Villalba 
an entire complex of terraced cultivation 
that seemed to have failed and a vert 
cally corrugated hillside blanched white 
in the gullies by 1,000,000 years of 
sudden torrential downpours. 

In silence Margherita watched the 
scene wheel and twist past. “They say 
God had lost interest by the time He 
was finished elsewhere.” 

Forrester drove on. Forty kilometers, 
Salvatore had said, so Monteliana 
couldn't be far now; his wateh showed 
12 minutes past 9. 

“Say you brought this off, say you 
managed to get Angelo out—what then? 
There will be a hue and cry. You can't 
hide forever.” 

“We'll go away to the п 
vatore knows someon 
across.” 


pland. Sal- 
who will get us 


At 9:20, he saw a signpost to Monte 
liana; three kilometers. They were in a 
trough at the time, climbing fast. Some- 
times the gradients werc so steep that 
they seemed to be heading lor the sky. 

kilometer from here, the road will 
divide" Margherita said. "You must 


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take the upper road. The lower one 
leads into the town. 

They made a couple of sweeping zig- 
zag turns that brought them out of the 
trough. Now, suddenly, there was an- 
other of those startling drops to the left, 
birds circling below them. Just as sud- 
denly, on the right, the hillside leveled 
off. The road junction presented itself 
h Marghe "Destra, a 
destra,” and they shied away from the 
brink and accelerated across a narrow 
plateau waist high with scrub and dot- 
ted with tamarisks. They passed a cou- 
ple of hooded carts, their drivers asleep, 
and from one of them a child waved, 
cautious even in its innocence, For wha 
could have been the thousandth time 
that day, Forrester shifted. through the 
gears, Perhaps half a mile blurred by. 


the road Hankel by broken drystone 
wall 
"This will do." 


Forrester braked and turned off be 
tween a gap in the nearside wall, scrub 
and yellow flowering weeds brushing 
underneath the Fiat. He cut the engine 


and followed Margherita out, puzzled. 
There was nothing here except a worn 
stone plinth that bore the broken base 
of a statue and on which someone had 
placed a bundle of flower 

He went with her. They walked for 
about 200 yards, Forrester trailing. The 
ground was uneven, and not until the 
last few strides did he realize they were 
pproaching a cliff edge. Margheri 
stopped abrupily and crouched, beckon- 
ing him. 


"There" she said, nodding as he 
cune forward. “Guardi laggiù. Look 
down. That is Monteliana 

The view astonished him. The town 


was 300 or 400 feet below, filling a 
huge shelf on the hillside; and beyond 
. lower yer, was the floor of a broad 
valley, smudged and indistinct in the 
heat. Monteliana itself seemed io vi 
brate in the glare. At first glance, it 
looked for all the world like a collection 
of toy bricks, saffron and white and 
mauve, orderly at the center, more and 
more confused toward the perimeter, 


puo 


"I have to go back .. . I lost my shoe." 


but all tight packed and everything 
stunted by the height and angle. Forres- 
ter could. distinguish. tree- 
lined avenue from which narrow streets 
branched like ribs, a blue domed church, 
a severe fourstoried building at about 
ten o'clock that was enclosed and stood 
a little apart from the town's limits. 
Margherita noticed where his gaze was 
hesitating. “That's the chest clinic. The 
lockup is thi м, well to the 


right. . . . Farther, here, here, almost 
beneath us” 
Then Forrester saw it, For a moment, 


it seemed so close that he felt he could 
almost reach down and touch it, Salv: 
tore was absolutely correct; the place 

ispl like a model. He was 
g flat, propped on his elbows, and 
he moved slightly forward, staring over 
for silent minutes on end. 

The lockup was well der of the 
town, isolated on the farthest extremity 
ol level ground. The outer wall made an 
exact square: it was dificult at such 
range to tell how high it was or how 
thick. Forrester's eyes followed it along 
—furst the side nearest him; there was a 
gate about a third of the distance from 
the left-hand comer, a big, double- 
doored gate spanned by a sandstone 
chway; the entire wall was of sand- 
stone, Forester reckoned. This side 
faced north and the gate was served by 
a road that led in from the town. The 
east wall also had a gate, about two 
thirds along from the same corner and 
the other, it was covered by 
; an unpaved track served this one 
ly. The south wall unt 
ken, running close to where the hillside 
fell sheer away; but there was a small 
ar the southwest corner of the 
west wall, narrow, wall high but with no 
arch. 

Because of its arch, Forrester could 
barely see the main gate. He craned. 
over a little more. The road linking with 
Monteliana went on past the gate and 
rele, presumably at 
of viewpoint into the valley 
below; the tarmac blackened with 
tire streaks, but there were no cars in 
evidence. And there was no one about. 
which worried him: even a little activity 
would have been a comfort against his 
going down there and prowling around. 

He'd brought a pencil and paper 
was the bill from the Capua—from the 
car's glove pocket, and now he started 
on a rough sketch. There were five sepa- 
rate buildings within the lockup's walls 
and he ploted them in outline, Mar 
gherita watching, They were all single- 
story, irregularly spaced, and gravel paths 
joined one to another across bare ground 
the color of terra cotta. 

“Whats the small building by the 


Reception block, The big one to the 
left is the detention block. 


"How about bottom right?" 

"That is the punishment block.” Her 
tone was matter-ol-fact. “Angelo's is the 
end window on the left 
Binoculars would have helped on the 
A bulldozer was at work nearby, 
leveling a mound close to the wall. 
There was no other sign of movement 
anywhere within the lockup. 

Forrester switched diagonally across 
the compound. “By the southeast gale— 
what's that?” 

“Olhces. And the gate is the service 
gate." She knew the layout like the back 
of her hand. 
nd over there—top right—is that a 
chapel?" 

"Yes." It was screened from the rest 
of the compound by a low wall; some of 
the harshness was redeemed by a few 
flower beds and a paved walk. “The 
small gate in the corner is for the priest 
and there is another—see?—in the inner 
wall." 

“That's all I want to see, 
Margherita. 

She nodded. They got to their feet 
and withdrew, crouching for the first 
few yards. As she got into the car, she 
id: "Now we must go into the town. I 
will show you where to drop me. After 
that, you must continue on to the turn- 
ing point alone. Salvatore said don't 
stop, whatever you do, or make more 
than one run." 

They were into Monteliana after two 
or three tortuous minutes. Suddenly, as 
the hill shelf opened up, the town built 
itself around them; everything narrowed 
and buildings began to cut out the sun. 
Passers-by stepped onto sidewalks to let 
them jolt by on the cobbles, and there 
were tight streets to either side with 
dry strung hom balconies—Forrester 
guessed they'd already entered the ave- 
nue he'd seen from the hill. The pale- 
blue dome of the church was showing. 

Maghera touched him оп die 
shoulder, “Put me down here. You will 
pick me up opposite in fifteen min 
He braked obediently. She bad a letter 
n her hand. She got out and turned 
almost furtively, making a pretense of 
examining a shoe mender's window. 
Forrester pulled away at once. 

Close to it was a tatty avenue, a seedy, 
sluggish vista, coated with a bloom of 
dust, many of the houses windowless, 
Neapolitan bassi style. The avenue 
ended at a T junction. Then 1тап 
for about 200 yards until the built-up 
outskirts quickly came to an end. Ar last 
he came to a gap of empty scrub 
the lockup beyond. 

The road ran absolutely Jevel and in 
€ with the rock face from the rim of 
which they had looked down. Forrester 
slowcd and opened both windows. He 
wished to God there was someone else 
in the vicinity. He was almost there 
now. А shallow ditch lay between road 


he said to 


and wall and the wall was sandstone, 
sive, about 18 feet hi 
slight shock, he then saw a uniformed 
man sitting on a cl a bar of shade 
cast by the arch over the main gate—he 
hadn't spotted him from above. The 
man yawned, eying him with boredom. 
With an effort, Forrester lifted a hand in 
casual greeting, which was acknowl- 
edged. As he drew level, the road split 
to turn across a culvert toward the gate. 
Iron-frame doors, wood planking, criss- 
crossed bands of studded iron strip, 
each door about 18 feet high by 10 feet 
wide—and already he was almost past. 
Two hinges on the pillars? He couldn’ 
tell and he couldn't look back. Christ, 
what a way to make a survey. 

He held his near crawl, gazing about 
him as befitted a visitors curiosity. At 
the turning circle, he stopped and got 
out, stared blindly over the viewing 
affected casualness. 


He 
could hear the snarl of the bulldozer in- 
side the wall. After what he hoped 


seemed long enough for the man on the 
chair, he went k to the car and start- 
ed on the return, And then he had an 
immense stroke of luck. He was halfway 
to the gate when the doors began to be 
opened from the inside; the man on 
duty rose to his fect and helped swing 
them outward. A dark sedan was nosing 
through. Forrester slowed, ostensibly to 
let it precede him, but his eves were else- 
where. Three hinges, bolted into recesses 
behind the sandstone pillars; he could 
sce them perfectly. Strap hinges, the 
tapering straps reaching perhaps two 
feet across the wood. And each door 
as, say, five inches thick, 800 to 900 
pounds’ weight—guesswork again, but 
good enough. of no great importance. 
It could have been worse, a hell of a 
sight worse. And he'd got enough to 
go on. 


Margherita was waiting opposite the 
shoe menders. She was into the car 


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without his bringing it to a standstill. 

A few miles out of town, he drew 
onto the side and added some details on 
the reverse of the Capua's bill. “Never 
trust your memory.” Rice, the demoli- 
tions foreman at Peterborough, had this 
as his golden rule; and, recalling it, 
Forrester imagined his father's horror if 
he knew the purpose and circumstances 
of the sketch, 

When he drove on again, he was ex- 
pecting more mazelike directions from 
Magherita, but she kept him to the 
main highway. It wasn't 11 when they 
left Monteliana, so there was ample 
n hand, An occasional signpost 
gave the distances to both Caltanissetta 
and Enna, and he realized they were 
completing a circle. There was other 


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traffic for company, mainly trucks. 
Once, four carabinieri in an overtaking 
Alfa Romeo ran level with them for sev- 


eral seconds, but Forrester's sense of 
isolation remained. He was a puppet; 
even in a crowd, he would have bcen 
d to Salvatore's strings, At Serradifal- 
co, he pulled into a filling station and 
took on 40 liters of petrol Agip—so 
casily, at the outset, he could have said 
Agip instead of Esso. He resented having 
to ask Margherita for the money, his 
money, but indi s were something 
he was learning to swallow. 

In a wayside village a little farther 
on, she asked him to stop in the square 
and she left bim alone while she 
shopped in a fiyblown store. His money 
again. She came back laden and 
dumped the stuff into the car, then left 
him a second time to cross the square 
and enter a church. There were those, 
he supposed, who could kneel and pray 
that such an enterprise would succeed, 
lighting a candle in token of their fami- 
lys need or their own good name, be- 
lieving as they did so that God, in Н 
charity, would understand. 

When Margherita returned, she must 
have noted something scornful in h 
face. “Are prayers so wrong?” she said 
tartly. 

He shrugged. 
prayer.” 

“1 prayed for success.” 

“And if your prayers end in murder? 


depends on the 


"No one will be killed." 
“Are you telling me that Salvatore's 


bluffing? 
She didn’t answer. 
They passed through Caltanissetta 


well before noon. As they dipped, then 
climbed away, the landscape became 
more wooded and the views were stu- 
pendous, but he was virtually oblivious 
of them. Only when Ema's white cone 
briefly showed itself all of 30 miles 
away did it loose in him a pang of long- 
214 ing so strong that it bordered on grief. 


Enna came and went, a mountain 
town that reared briclly around them. 
From there on, he knew what he was 
looking for—the fork where Carlo 
Giuseppe had trapped them. A different 
road, another day, another hour—so easi- 
ly they might have been spared all this. 
Where, he wondered dully, were the 
Russells now? 

A few minutes later, he made 
turn, then took the track that led 
through the lawless wilderness to the 
hut, Stones crunched and spat beneath 
them as he drove in and out of three 
successive hollows. Then the dirt path 
was waiting for them, baked so hard 
that no tire tracks showed from his pre- 
vious use of it; and the pines hid all 
trace of the hur's existence. 

Margherita stopped him when they 
were well short of it. She went forward 
alone until he Jost sight of her in the 
trees, but she soon reappeared and sig- 
naled him on. He drove past her into 
the clearing and behind the hut, hating 
the sight of Salvatore as he came out 
and the sound of his deep voice as he 
greeted. Margherita and the sight of the 
others and the sound of the water on 
the boulders as he cut the engine. Noth- 
ing had changed; nothing could change 
now. 

Emerging stiflly from the car, he saw 
Inger running toward hun. “Thank God. 
you've come back. Oh, th. Cod 
And, impulsively, his arms were round 
her. “It was a lifetime,” she said. Forres- 
1er stepped. back, sliding his hands hom 
her shoulders to join hers. It was like a 
shot in the arm to his morale to see her 
тене. 

Salvatore came stalking into view. 
“Welcome back, my friend. Benvenuto.” 
He was itll smiles. “It was easy, eh? Noth- 
ing to it? And you got what you went 
loi?" 

J reckon so, yes.” Forrester walked 
with Inger to the hut; she still held him 
by the hand. 

“You see?” Salvatore was saying along- 
side. "We kept our side of the bargain. 
She has come to no harm." 

It was cooler inside the hut; 
secmed more cheerless, more resonant 
than at any time before. In charcoal, 
someone had drawn a checkerboard on 
the table, and. Luigi, who was cleaning 
, explained; “I played 
They had used coins as pieces. 
he is good,’ aid. She won" — 
and he almost emulated Carlo's grin. 

Forrester led Inger into their room, 
half closing the door. She smiled, stand- 
ing close, her gaze very direct, and some- 
thing moved in him. He kissed her on the 
forchead. The long fair hair, the soft 
coloring. the tanned skin—he had come 
to know them just as he had grown pro- 
tective toward her and had seen how 
pensable he had become. 


the 


the place 


“I won't leave you again, Inger. In any 
case, I think the worst is over as far as 
we're concerned. There's one more thing 
they want from me, and ien Не 
gestured. 

Salvatore elbowed the door open. “Very 
touching,” he said, cying them. “But you 
went to Monteliana for a more important 
reason than this. Don’t push your luck. 
friend. I'm waiting. 

As Forrester entered the main room, 
Margherita brushed by, laden up to her 
chin, Giuseppe followed and Carlo and 
Luigi went alter them hungrily: “Cosi va 
bene! Un altro miracolo!" Salvatore, on 
the other hand, didn’t spare her so much 
as a glana 
What about the gate?” 
asked impatiently, following him. 

“No problem. Given the right materi 
als, that is. Technically, it's child's play. 


Salvatore 


But you're going to have the Devil's own 
job to get near it and place the 
charges. 


Salvatore hooked his thumbs behind 
his belt. “That's a worry we can come 
to. Right now, I want to know wl 
the boys have to get from the sulphur 
qu 


Forrester 
pulled back a chair and drew out the 
sketch on the Capua bill. “Which way 
d'you want the thing to fall—inward or 
outward? 

“Outward.” From Salvatore's 
Forrester guessed he hadn't cons 
this before. 

“How about blast? Blast's a factor, if 
Angelo is going to be anywhere near. 
He paused. “Isn't it about time you told 
me how you hope to bring this off?” 

“You will hear later,” Salvatore said 
tartly. 
man 
his chances. 

“And we have a saying—a little 
knowledge is a dangerous thing” How 
far will Angelo be from the gates when 
you blow them? I've got to know that 
when I make up the charges.” 

Salvatore raised his shoulders. “Thirty 
meters?” he conceded. He peered down 
at Forrester rough outline. "What is 
needed from the quarries? That is the 
important question. 1 want the boys 
moving soon. Make a list” He tore a 
page from the copy of Oggi where a 
boxed advertisement left white margins. 
“Write it there. 

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child's list of explosives alongside, Ideal- 
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type exploder, an ohmmeter, electric 
detonators, hand crimper—all these and 
more, besides the basic requirement. of 
blasting gelatin. But even if such items 
were available from quarry sources, 
it would be asking far too much of 


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“Just whose side are you on, Brother Francis?” 


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amateurs to know how to handle them 
when the time came. The wisest course 
was to use manual ignition and rely on 
afety fuse, detonating fuse, plain deto- 
nators and blasting-gelatin cartridges. It 
was the most reliable way in the circum- 
stances, provided the junctions were 
properly grafted and the charges correct- 
ly positioned, He could ensure the first 
by prefabricating the assembly himself; 
as to placing, this would need to be 
ied in detail and demonstrated on 


others 
list. 


nd together they studied the 
Forrester added а few points of 
guidance for Luigi's benefit. Safety fuse 
was black, detonat 


g fuse almost cer- 
tainly orange, possibly orange-and-white 
striped; both came in coils and were 


likely to be packed in metal canisters. 
Nonelectric detonators would be clearly 
marked as such, wax-papcr wrapped in 
wooden boxes. The cartridges of blast- 
gelatin would also be boldly iden- 
fied on the wrapper: plaster gelati 
small slabs weighing about 100 grams 
h- was an alternative. 

And if there are none of these?" Lui- 
gi frowned. his face clouding under the 
weight of so much information. 

"Then Angelo stays where he is—it's 
as simple as that. 

"The wrong fuse, the wrong detonator, 
some crude primary blasting explosive— 
any or all of these would be equ 
to nothing at all 

“Carlo.” Salvatore signaled vigorously. 

Venga presto a vede 
came at once, munching an apple from 
Margherita's suppl 

He read the list quickly through, then. 
nodded. “OK. When do we start?” 

For once, his grin olfended Salvatore. 
‘Give your mind to i he 
“We can't afford another of your mis- 
takes. And be careful with the car; no 
idness with it. 

They went then, Salvatore following 
them out The keys were in the car. 
“Ciao, Margherita," Caro called, and 
Luigi turned in the doorway, addressing 
Inger: “Goodbye, lady.” 

Forrester said to her: “From the way 
they set about it, you'd think they were 
going shopping.” The car lurched past 
the windows with a parting blecp-bleep 
of the horn as Salvatore came up the 
outer steps. 

Isn't the place guarded?" Forrester 
asked. 

“An old man only. Today is Saturday. 

“What will happen to him?” 

“Nothing bad. Old men frighten casi- 


ly. 


But he'll report the raid.” 

"Not until Monday morning. Until 
then, my friend. he'll be tied up in his 
storc—safe and sound. He'll come to no 
harm. And on Monday. when they find 
him, he can report all he wishes. Angelo 


will be away then. It will be over. For 
you. too.’ 

Tomorrow night, then. Salvatore 
like a miser with what he divulged, but 
this was more than just another dark 
hint: Sunday night. 

Forrester told Inger: “We'll be in Pa- 
lermo by noon on Monday." He took 
her outside. No one objected, but 
Giuseppe shouted at them to stay close 
and squatted in the doorway, cradling 
the shoigun, wearing a greasy cloth cap. 
Now and in, he muttered threaten- 
ingly. 

“You'll be telling this tale to your kids 
and your grandchildren “ 

Shc shook her head. "When this is 
over, I want only to forget. I shall tell 
no one. No one—ever. How could 1? I 
do not tell people of my nightmares. 
And besides, it would cause trouble—for 
you most of all.” 

“1 was only joking, 

They were sitting with their backs 
against one of the pines in front of the 
hut. Forrester spilled the pine needles 
through his fingers. Very carly on. he 
had thought in terms of escape, of get- 
ting to a gun, say, of tricking one of 
them and breaking away with Inger 
the car. But now it seemed quite hope- 
less that any moment of opportunity 
should appear. Aloud to Inger, he tried 
to sort out the real possibili They 
would need the car on Sunday night— 
that was obvious. Three of them, prob: 
bly. Margherita and possibly Giuseppe 
would keep guard at the hut; one of the 
men, anyhow. The others would drive to 
Monteliana with the fuse assembly and 
the made-up charges. How they would 
effect Angelos escape was still a mys 
tery; there was more to springing a pris- 
oner from Monteli: than blowing the 
main gate. But, assuming Angelo got 
clear, Forrester reckoned they would 
return to the hut. collect the ıwo others, 
then vanish, make for the other place. 
And Monday would have come. 

You sound so sure.” Inger said. 

"I am,” Forrester lied. The pine nec- 
dies spilled soundlessly. “We're only 
useful to them up to a poin 

But he was far from sure. Salvatore 
was unpredictable, the explosives Carlo 
and Luigi returned with might be total- 
ly inadequate, Monteliana could be a 
They would be on the high 


1 the very end. And yet, to en- 
ze her. he said, "I'm sure." 
Forrester, if he were honest with 


himself, knew that almost every futile 
act of defiance on his part had been be- 
cause of her, the blustering and the ver- 
bal rebellion largely because of her. 
drawn out of him because her very de- 
fenselessness asked for some show of 
strength; it was expected of him for no 
son other than that he was a man. 
Nolan. and whoever had preceded. No- 
lan, and the others before that, all 


would have known this aspect of her; 
her kind of man provided, smoothed the 
way. made everything possible. And a 
man had to be dependent upon himself 
—which was something he had never 
been. The more he gave. the more he 
needed support. the reward of flattery. 
It had always been so with him and 
now it was again. The future was some 
thing he couldn't contemplate with any 
assurance: but looking at Inger, he felt 
the bond between them strengthen. The 
mobile eyes, the delicate neck, the long 
trousered legs, the pressure of her 
fingers on his—he told himself there 
might be joy between them yet. И... 
i... And again he began to fret in- 
wardly about Monteliana and the razor's 
edge that led to Monday and their 
freedom. 


Carlo and Luigi returned. witl 
hour. The white car came ng 
through the pines without warning and 
swung in a wide circle across the clear- 
ing before coming to rest behind the 
hut. Forrester rose to his feet simultane- 
ously with Salvatore clattering down the 


steps. 
Yes" atore called as the car 
doors swung open. “Yes? 


"Nothing to i 
turing dismissively. 
blow the sky away- 

“Its all right, I think.” Luigi said. 
Пе had a small box of detonators in cach 
hand. PALONI—Forrester didn't know the 
company: Paloni 

“No trouble with the old man? 

“No—though he had a dog. Carlo shot 
it" Luigi paused, half expecting abuse. 
“It would have barked might and day, 
otherwise.” 

Forrester joined 
Carlo opened it w 
someone who believed he ha 
amends, and they peered 


This was Carlo, ges- 
We have enough to 


coils of each caught Forrester's eye im- 


mediately; both were marked with hand- 
written stock tags. Carlo lifted them ош 
This is how they were on the racks. 
It was easy. The old man checked the 
list lor us. And wet his trousers.” He 
laughed. 


Underneath 


were three boxes, each 
with rope handles. A Paloni product 
again—plaster gelatin. It wasn't Forres 
ters first choice, but he reckoned it 
would do; a high velocity of detonation 
was required and the Nobel equivalent 
he was h ensured thi: 
What you wanted?" Salvatore asked 
sidelong. Forrester had never seen him 
ixious as now. "You can manage 
he 
I'd say so. yes.” Forrester lifted out 
one of the boxes: Carlo was right— 
they'd brought at least double the re- 
quired quantity. He lugged the box into 
the hut and the rest followed, carrying 


217 


the others. Within a few minutes, every- 
thing was on the table 

Taper“ Forrester queried, complet- 
thing was on the table. 

“Here,” Luigi said, and dragged a roll 
from his hip pocket. He also produced 
a few loose guncotton primers. “The 
chman said he might need them. 

“You mean you discussed it with 
him?” Salvatore flared. “You told him 
what this was for?’ 

“I said we were cutting metal.” 

h,” Salvatore grunted, relieved. 

Carlo grinned his empry smile. "Do 
you think we are completely stupid?” 

“Yes,” Salvatore retoried harshly and 
raised a bent arm at him. “Zitto!” Then, 
to Forrester, “It is all yours, amico. Now 
you will want to make preparations, eh? 

"Not until 1 know what's in your 
mind. I won't be able to finish the 
sembly until sometime tomorrow. For 
stance, I must know when you will 
start lor Monteliana. I should know 
where you plan to place your people at 
the prison and what your timing is.” 
alvatore moved his feet restlessly. 
“In the morning, 1 shall tell you every- 
thing. For the present, it is best that 
only one should know." The others were 
gathered. round the table. fingering the 
lengths of fuse and the boxes of. plaster 
gelatin, unworried, indifferent to what 
they seemed to accept as some ancient 
wibal rule: trust nobody. 

Forrester saw no choice for himself. 
He drew a long, slow breath and said, 

“ALL right. Listen carefully. I am going 
to tell you what must be done. 

“There are hinges on the two 
gates. That means twelve separate ex 
plosive charges. I can put those together 
now. For the demolition to be effective, 
they will have to be detonated at one 
nd the same time. This is quite easily 
nged by connecting each charge to 
a central stem of fuse and running it 
ack to the ignition point. As far as T 
could sce, there are only two likely 
places for this to be—in the ditch be- 
tween the road and the wall or in the 
culvert under the approach to the gate 
itsell." 

"Which do you recommend? 
One is as good as the other." 
"What about the guard on the. 
In astonishment, Forrester 
"you mean there's a gu 

"He patrols. He circles the place 
every hour. For fifty minutes at a time, 
the gate is unattended.” 

Forrester stared at Salvatore. A new 
hazard had been introduced: all the 
leads would have to be camoullaged, 
hidden—on the gate, across the ground. 
ig the charges was enough respon- 
bility for a novice without this. In any 

case, because of the guard, the ditch 
was out of the question. 

"It will have to be the culvert, then. 

gig But I don't envy the person who takes it 


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on. He'll need two pairs of hands. Will 
it be you? 

“No,” Salvatore said without hesit; 
tion. 

Who, then? He'll nced to be shown 
how to set the charges on the hinges; he'll 
want to know about fuse speeds —” 

“Tomorrow. 

Forrester shrugged. The swarthy faces, 
the unimaginative minds; had they really 
grasped the extent of their unprepared- 
ness? Rice, his demolitions [orenx 
would have wept. He picked up a spoon 
from the table and prized the lid off one 
of the boxes; the explosive was in rather 
bs than the Nobel variety but 
well packed and waterproof wrapped. He 
extracted one and peeled the double 
rapping off, looking for signs of deteri- 

ing, in particular. But 
none—a very slight natural 
ng but no morc. The familiar 
ickly smell seemed to ding 10 
too long with it and invari- 
y ave him a headache, 

“ГИ. have to test this,” he told Salva- 
tore. And when Salvatore frowned, he 
said: "I need to know its strength." 

“You mean you will make an explo- 
sion?" 

Two—perhaps three.” 

alvatore was uneasy. “Couldn't this 
wait?” It was rare for him to be on the 
defensive. “That kind of noise carries. 
Why not do your testing tomorrow? W 
shall be quitting here then.” 

Forrester shook his head. “Until I 
know the quality and performance of 
the stuff, I can't make a move. Take 
your choice. D'you want to bring this ОЁ 
or don't you?” 
alvatore pursed his lips, grunting 
while he considered. “All right, ther 
he said at length, his eyes full of suspi- 
cion. "But no tricks.” 

I want a very sharp knife, Or a razor. 
blade, if you have one," Forrester said 
quicily. 

There was a dick and something 
flashed across him, thudding into the 
tablerop only inches from his hands: 
Giuscppe's knife. Giuseppe smiled with 
surly venom. “Sharp enough?” 


gliste 
pungent, 


Forrester cut a wristto-elbow length. 
of safety fuse and then another piece 
thice times as long. They watched cach 
move they were entranced by a 
street-corner magician. The fuse was si 
gle core with a black-varnish finish, ad- 
ble for dry conditions. He took both 
ins outside and lighted them sepa- 
rately, timing them by the second hand 
of his watch. As he had expected, the 
bu g speed was about two feet a 
minute. 

Satisfied, he walked around to the 
back of the hut, where he'd noticed 
some scrap metal scattered among the 
kitchen rubbish. Salvatore lollowed him. 
Forrester kicked about in the weeds and. 


eV 


pine necdles—a rusted petrol can, some 
wire, a holed bucket; none of it was of 
any use. Then he stumbled over a piece 
of iron bar; from the look of it, he 
guesed it was a spare fom the bars 
used on the bedroom window. Half inch 
by three inch, about four feet long. He 
carried it back into the hut and set 
about mak 

The plaster gel 
slabs, Four, therefore 


f his rapid con- 
version was correct—would give him as 
near to a pound as made по odds, He 
took two of them out of the box, pecled 


olt the wrappers and loosely taped them 
together: except for the clinging smell, 
it was like handling gritty brown plasti- 
е. Again, every move he made was 
watched in silence. Then he cut a 12- 
inch length of safety fuse and six feet 

instantaneous, cutting them square 


of inst 
across the stem. The knife edge was 
azor sharp. He worked steadily, 
hesitation, sure of himself. (“You're 
wasted behind that desk of yours,” Rice 
had once told him. “You ought to be 
showing the apprentices how it really 
should be done.” But long ago that, 
long ago. His fingers lacked pract 

Now and he spoke, expla 
like an instructor to raw recruits. 
is explosive is fairly pliable, as you 
see. . . . One of them had to know. 

Instantancous fuse is what the name 
implies; it detonates at around six thou 
sand meters a second. The explosive and 
the fuses are perfectly safe to handle; 
naked detonators, though, must be 
treated with respect.” 

The aluminum detonators were in 
cardboard tubes, upright in their box. 
Forrester tipped one out, fitted it over 
an end of the striped instantancous 
fuse and crimped the neck carefully 
with teeth. (No apprentice would 
е heen encouraged to do that.) He 
capped the safety fuse with a second 
detonator, which he then taped along 

astantaneous near its open end, 
ach or so overlap. “Bring the 
." he said to no one in particular, 
picked up the fuse assembly and the 
double slab of explosive and turned to 
go outside. As he left the table, he saw 
Carlo raising a cigarette to his lips. 

“Jesus Clu He knocked it flying. 
"Don't you ever listen?” 


Carlo flushed angrily. "It wa 
alight. 
“Sciocchezze! Any moment and it 


would have been.” Forrester glared, no 
bravado now. “Take chances with this 
stuff and you pay for it. 

He walked outside, shaken. They'd 
never bring it oll; they weren't disci- 
plined enough: fearlessness and lack of 
imagination were no substitute, He went 
over to the waterfall, the others trailing, 
Luigi carrying the iron bar. Salvatore 
covered Forrester with the shotgun, as if 
to prevent the explosive somehow being 
turned into a weapoi nst them. 


“No tricks,” he warned again. “Don't 
be clever. 

“If you use that thing, it will be your 
1, too. 
took the bar from Luigi and 
wedged it horizontally between two of 
the mossy boulders. Then he opened up 
the slabs of explosive, about to sand- 


1 the end detonator halfway in. “Get 
r now." 
As everyone withdrew, he inserted 


the detonator and molded the explosive. 
carefully round it, then taped the charge. 
tight to the upper side of the bar about 
one third along its length. Going back to 
the others, he said: “Now ЛИ have a 
cigarette, 
Luigi gave him one, Nicking a brass 
lighter under his nose. Forrester walked 
forward again, bent down, blew on the 
cigarette tip and applied it to the safety 
fuse. As it caught and began its slow, 
spitting run, he turned and retreated, 
not hurrying, 30 seconds in hand. 
Without tamping, 200 grams might 
prove a shade too little; there were so 
many factors. He halted beside Giu- 
зерре and waited, sheltered by the 
boulders; and, as usual, the final sec- 
until the detonation 
nt whip. Dust crupted 
in an inverted cone as the air shook 
concussively, fraying the cord of falling 
water, raining needles out of the nearest 
pines. In the momentary quict that fol- 
lowed, Forrester seemed to hear the 
echo chasing away into the distances. 
With his ears singing, he rounded the 
boulders and returned to where he had 
jammed the bar. It had ruptured straight 
across, absolutely clean. He picked the 
two pieces up, more than satisfied. 
"Good. eh?" Salvatore said, visibly 
impressed. There were fanlike scorch 
marks on one of the boulders and the 
enclosed space had an acrid stench. 
Forrester nodded thoughtfully. 
“So you need experiment no more. 


‘Once more.” 
No. If you hope to br 
nieri running, amico 

Without a word, Forrester went into 
the hut and brought out three slabs of 
plaster gelatin, He sliced one of them in 
half and cut another length of safety 
fuse. He capped it with a detonator, 
binding this to a pair of instantancous 
Моге watched every move, 
suspicious but offering no interference. 
He seemed to accept the fact that the 
weapon had passed to Forrester for the 
moment. 

“IL do not make this test, I won't 
know enough about exploding the 
gates,” Forrester said slowly. “И | do 
not show you how to blow the gates 
properly, Angelo may be dead tomor- 
row. I don't wish to gamble with my life 
and Signorina Lindemaws. You do not 
wish to gamble with Angelos. Now 
watch how I tape these two charges 
against the bar, one on top and one un- 
derncath, with a hall-inch gap between 
them. That will make the bar shear. . . ." 

Salvatore shrugged, conceding tempo- 
rarily. Then, as if to minimize Forres 
mportance, he said, "All right, if it 
helps you to do your little part. The rest 
of the plan is perfection.” 

“Perhaps Angelo will never know how 
perfect it was. Perhaps they will never 
tell him in Ucciardone prison.” 

Suddenly defensive, Salvatore said, 
“Angelo knows everything. That letter 
Margherita took to Montcliana was for 
the priest. The priest will not realize 
what it means, but Angelo will” 

Somehow, scoring this minor point 
cheered Forrester. And the second explo- 
sion—a gray blast among the rocks that 
flattened the waterfall sideways against 
the blufi—was another small satisfaction. 
The bar had been severed less cleanly, 
but it had been severed. 

There were no more words at dinner. 
e mood was much like the stodgy 


ng the carabi- 


Ti 


Margherita had prepared. Only 
n his avid study of Inger, raised 
his eyes from his plate. lt was a finger 
ing, inquisitive gaze, like that of the po 
ice officer in Taormina. It had lust but, 
more than that, a doomed longing for 
the world where blondes swept past in 
cars, sunned themselves beside pools, 
danced in the cool of the night where 
the bands were, where the money was. 
A world with no Carlos in 

After the meal, Margherita cleared 
the table and Salvatore began to draw a 
sketch of the lockup in charcoal on the 
tabletop. Forrester went outside and be- 
the laborious job of putting the fuse 
assembly together. He had not finished 
when the sun—no more than a red smear 
on the western sky now— left him in twi- 
light. He went inside and found Salva- 
tore still studying his oudine, tapping 
his fingers. 

Without looking up, Salvatore said, 
"These games with dynamite are a small 
thing. Caution drains the guts out of a 
man. When the time comes, it is only 
bravery that counts. I remember when 
ided the post office at Caltanissetta, 


made a botch of it.“ Forrester 
finished. "I'm not surprised. You are all 
piss and wind, Salvatore.” 
Salvatore grabbed him by the arm, 
colorless with rage, his face inches away 
from Forrester's. “Do you know what ] 
wish I could do? I wish 1 could wrap. 
you up in all your neatly prepared explo- 
sives. It would make me happy to light 
the fu 
But: gradually relaxing the grip— 
“I am not a foreigner. 1 am Siciliano. 
Therefore, a man of honor. You arc 


lucky I do not forget, so far. . . . 


This is the second installment of a 
new novel by Francis Clifford. The con- 
clusion will appear next month. 


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220 


PLAYBOY POLLS THE PROPHETS 


the decay of Vietnam. we need a very 
strong leader who is also wise enough to 
first re-educate the people. The oracle 
isn't. pessimistic i „ "Rigid ad- 
herence to tradition has resulted in 
decay. But the decay has not yet penetr 

ed deeply and so can s 
cdied. But unless such a superior man 
is our President, we probably won't be 
able to end the corruption of Vietnam 
by the end of 1969. 


OUIJA BOARD 
= 


king board— 


A ouija board can be bought in a toy 
store for $3.95. Two people sit opposite. 
cach other over the board, lightly place 
their finger tips on а movable plastic 
indicator, and then one of them con- 
centrates on a question. 

The board is basically programed for 
yes and no answers. (Its name is made 
up of the French and German words for 


(continued from page 128) 


yes—oui and ja.) It does have an al- 
phabet, but if you try to make it spell 
oul words, you had beller be prepared 
to spend a couple of weeks with il. 
Therefore, we did not ask it to name а 
new scientific discovery, major evil force 
or most valuable player. 

PLAYBOY was pleased that this pro- 
phetic mechanism could be played with a 
girl. We used a comely office staffer as a 
partner, because the Doard's instructions 
suggest that the participants be of oppo- 
site sex. During the gathering of the fol- 
lowing answers, PLAYBOY and our date 
exchanged some rather sharp accusa- 
tions about pushing and pulling the in- 
dicator. Before reading the answe 
please note the illustration of the board. 
: Will America pull out of Vietnam 
19697 
Yes. 

о: Will somcone reach the moon in 
19697 
a: No. 


“I designed it with you particularly 
in mind, Mrs. Dillman!” 


©: Will there be any more assassini- 
tions? 

A: One. 

Q: Will there be greater inflation? 

A: Good bye. 

о: Will there be more rioting in the 
cities? 

a: Yes. 

Q: Will there be any major revolutions 
in the world? 

A: Ош: 

Q: Will any new protest movement 
replace the hippies? 

a: No, 
Q: Will the stock market go up? 

: No. 
Will the stock market go down? 
: Good bye. 


THE OUIJA BOARD 


Q: 
A 


ETHEL MEYERS 


—Medium— 


Our final trip through the complex 
and mystifying world of the occult was 
with a genial woman in her late 60s: 
Mrs. Ethel Meyers is a respected, full-time 
medium who consults "ihe other sid 
from morning till midnight almost every 
day. "Philosophers on the other side talk 
to me,” she says, “and try to help those 
in need through psychometry." Her con- 
tact in the world of the departed is her 
husband, Albert, a cellist who went 
immortal in 1944. 

Mrs. Meyers has worked with many 
celebrities, whose names she won't re- 
veal. But she does reveal al the drop of 
a shroud that she has done “trance 
work” with Hans Holzer, helping him 
find ghosts in haunted places. Their 
spiritual gumshoeing is discussed in Hol- 
"s two books, "The Ghost Hunter” 
and “Ghosts I've Met.” She has also 
worked with the Reverend Arthur Ford 
(Bishop Files medium), with Long 
John Nebel and with the Eileen Garrett 
Parapsychology Foundation. But more 
imporlant than any work with church- 
men, foundations or middle-class ghosts 
is her claim to have heard from George 
Washington. twice and from Abraham 
Lincoln several times. 

Exhilarated by the possibility of dis- 
cussing the nation’s future with one of 
its most eminent forefathers, PLAYBOY 
went to Mrs. Meyers West Manhattan 
apartment on a fittingly dark and rainy 
afternoon, She at once heightened our 


suspense by showing us several pictures 
of ghosts that she had taken without a 
camera, with just a light bulb and print- 
ing paper exposed for five seconds to a 
visitor from the beyond. One such pic- 
ture, milky but still defined, was of Al- 
bert, her celestial scout. Another was of 
a great astrologer from 67 s.c. who had 
given an entire lecture on astrology 
through Mrs. Meyers, even though she 
knew nothing about it. And a third pic- 
ture was of a 19th Century gentleman 
who'd come down to New York to tell 
Mos. Meyers that they were related. 

Mrs. Meyers and PLAYBOY then sat in 
opposite casy chairs. She leaned back, 
closed her eyes and breathed deeply for 
almost a minute before producing the 
following words, which came in answer 
to our question about the slate of the 
nation and the world in 1969. 

“The stock market will start going up 
in January. . . . There are new, jittery 
things concerning Russia. . . . Many 
things are happening... Always a red 
herring in the Middle Fast. Also strange 
things Can misc. Unfriendly rela- 
tions between Canada and the United 
tes. . - - Inside, qui ks between 
American and Russian politicians, bc- 
cause the Chinese Red Guards are not 
succeeding with their torments. . . . 
Disturbances in France are also lessen- 
ing, because the Red Guards are looking. 
more toward Mongolia. . . . Before the 
spring, America and Russia will be 
shaking hands across the Bering 
+ .. and things will settle down and be- 
соте more quiet. . . . Hello, hello, Al- 
bert speaking. Will pLavrov speak to me 
personally, pleasc? E have taken over the 
instrument." 

e: Hello, Albert. Your wife was say- 
ing that there'll be an agreement be- 
tween America and Russia in 1969. Do 
you agree? 

A: Yes, there will be an understand- 
ing between these two great powers. 
Unrest level off. 

о: Will there be any major assassina- 
tions in 1969? 

A: The year will be quieter in this 
department, but the race situation will 
be uneasy. 

ө: In what way? 

А: In the spring and summer, there'll 
be much more controversy. And the 
youth problem will get worse. 

e: Speaking of the youth, will there 
be any new protest movement? 

A: An educational movement will 
come into being and will use occult so- 
lutions g oneself, in learning 
to usc one's own true powers. This move- 
ment isn't just on the earth plane, for 
ing on it here, too. But in 
on your side of the veil will 
n the truth of his inner self. 

ч: Albert, arc there any great Ameri- 
cans on the other side who could further 
enlighten us about conditions next year? 


“I object, your Honor! Counsel is leading the witness!” 


(4 long pause while Mrs. Meyers 
breathes deeply several times.) 

A: Hello, how do you do? I'm very 
pleased 10 have your invitation to come. 

ө: Who are you? 

a: Abraham Lincoln. 

Q (definitely impressed): It’s an honor 
to meet you, Mr. President. 

LINCOLN: Oh, I was but a man and 
not the great humanitarian people have 
made me. I had to fight my own inner 
instincts. 

Q (still somewhat awed by this x 
markable press conference): That's typi 
cally modest of you. Tell us, six, do you 
have any advice for modern Americans 
on handling the racial situation? 

LINCOLN: Yes, the uneducated man 
must be educated. I cannot say that all 
men are equal without educational de- 
vices, and the white man has deprived 
the darker skins of chances to learn. 
any American leaders 
who will haye your 
compassion and strength? 

LINCOLN: You do me honor; 1 was 
but a ma 

о: You said that, 

LINCOLN: A man will come along 
who knows the r self. The ferment- 
ed grapes are false gods that bring 
things inconsequential and untrue, 

Q (thrown a bit by the transition to 
wine): Do those happen to be the 
grapes of wrath? 

LINCOLN: The man who wears dark 
skin has majesty within him. He will 
give much to the world. 

@ Will there be any wars next year? 

LINCOLN; There will be no wars as 
you know them. There will be peace 
caused by the coming together of two 
great nations. 


ч: America and Russia? 

LINCOLN: That's correct. They will 
right the world through quiet, secret un- 
derstandings. There are even in America 
those who've been damned but 
who will be scen as statesmen in the 
years to come. And those who would 
twist the world as a chicken will be 
roasted in their own gravy. 

Q (in confusion, as we leave the meta- 
phoric kitchen): Tell us, sir, what do you 
see as the major evil force next year? 

LINCOLN: Greed is the major evil 
force and there'll be no end of it in 
1969. Man will first have to know the 
truth of h 
more peace in 1969 and international 
affairs will be sounder, so it will be a 
better ycar than the one we have just 
experienced. There will, however, be 
forces I know nothing about, electrical 
forces from planets, from a galaxy th 
will be approacl nd these 
forces will harass national affairs, though 
not too seriously. And now I must leave 
you, for there is still much work to be 
done on this side ol the plane. 

Q: Thank you, Mr. Presidi 

(Mrs. Meyers shudders 
awakes.) 

A: What happened? Did anyone come 
through? 

Q: Yes, Albert and Abraham Lincoln. 

A: Oh, good. (Still shuddering and 
squirming) Pardon me, but after this 
happens, I always feel as though some- 
one has actually possesed my body 
How was Lincoln? 

o: A litle wordy and vague, but we 
guess that's to be expected. After all, he 


is 157. 
a 


and 


then 


221 


ZAP- 


tender —1½ to 2 hours Remove orange 
slices and spice bag. Add madeira, orange 
rind, and salt and pepper to taste. Stew 
is best if made a day before the party 
and reheated before serving. Serve with 
risotto or buttered noodles. 


PLAYBOY 


THE FUTURE RE-VFALED 
(VEAL RAGOUT WITH JUNIPER BERRIES 
AND CREAM) 


Ibs. boneless shoulder of veal 
Ib. button mushrooms 
tablespoons butter 
tablespoons salad oil 
4 cup finely minced shallots or scal- 
lions 
YA cup finely minced leek, white part 
only 
1 medium-size clove garlic, minced ex- 
tremely fine 
2 teaspoons finely minced juniper ber- 
ries 
3 ozs. gin 
3 tablespoons flour 
2 cups chicken broth, fresh or canned 
114 cups light cream 
2 tablespoons finely minced fresh pars- 
ley 
1 teaspoon finely minced chervil 
1 teaspoon lemon juice 
t, pepper 
Cut veal into Lin. cubes Remove 
stems from mushrooms and save for some 
other use such as omelets or soup. Melt 
butter with oil in а stewpot. Add veal, 
mushrooms, shallots, leck. garlic and 
juniper b Sauté, stirring frequent- 
ly, until veal loses raw color. Add gi 
set ablaze; let flames subside. Stir in 
flour, blending well. Add chicken broth 
and simmer, covered, until veal is tender 
—1 to 114 hours, Add cream and bring 
to а boil. Simmer 10 minutes, then turn 
off flame. Add parsley, chervil and lemon 
juice. Add salt and pepper to taste. 


ween 


URSA MAJOR 
(BEAR SCALOPPIXE, PEPPER SAUCE) 


21% Ibs. boneless bear roast (thawed, 
if frozen) 

1% cup salad oil 

1 Spanish onion, sliced 

2 large cloves garlic, smashed 

14 cup red wine vinegar 

1 teaspoon salt 

1 cup dry red wine 

1 medium-size onion, minced fine 

14 teaspoon freshly ground pepper 

1% teaspoon dried thyme 

| pint game broth or chicken broth, 

fresh or canned 

1 teaspoon meat extract 

1 tablespoon finely minced parsley 

Brown gravy color 

14 cup butter 

Cut meat into slices 2 ins. square and 
14 in. thick. Marinate overnight in oil, 
sliced onion, garlic, vinegar and salt. 
Simmer wine, minced onion. pepper and 

222 thyme until wine is reduced to Y4 cup. 


N (continued from page 102) 


Strain and set aside. Remove meat from 
marinade; discard marinade and place 
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double thickness of wax paper. Pound 
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5 


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ozs. salt pork 

lespoons butter 

large Spanish onion, medium dice 
large clove garlic, minced extremely 


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carrot, pecled, medium dice 
tablespoons flour 
pint chicken broth, fresh or canned 
cups dam juice, fresh or bottled 
cups potatoes, medium dice 
pint milk 
cup light cream 
1% ог. amontillado sherry 
ог. cognac 
alt, celery salt, pepper, monosodium 
glutamate 

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butter, onion, garlic. celery and carrot 
and sauté over a low flame until onion 
is yellow. not brown. Stir in flour. blend- 
ing well, Add chicken broth. clam juice 
and octopus. Bring to a boil and simmer 
15 minutes. Add potatoes and simmer 
until tender. Add milk and cream. Bring 
to a hoil: turn off flame. Add sherry and 
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12 ors, (11% cups) heavy sweet cream 

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1 quart freshly squeezed orange juice 

8 large sprigs mint 

1 large ripe fresh mango (if available) 

6 thin slices orange 

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CIVILLIBERTIES , rom pose 120) 


being the Civil War, Prior to that, there 
was the widespread rebellion under John 
Adams against the Alien and Sedition 
Acts, which made it a crime to utter any 
sc or malicious statement about the 
nation, the President or Congress. The 
Virginia and Kentucky Resolutions 
called them a “nullity,” because—by 
reason of the First Amendment—Con- 
gress may pass no law abridging freedom 
of speech or press. Those laws expired 
under Jefferson and for years the country 
reimbursed the victims for the wrongs 
done. 

The Embargo Act was а self-block- 
ade, in the sense that it forbade the de 
parture of any ships from American 
ports to foreign countries. Jefferson tried 
in vain to enforce it, and it was repealed 
in 1809. 

In World War One, there were about 
300,000 draft dodgers, in spite of the 
fact that Congress passed a declaration of 
war. 

Some of those episodes were accom- 
lence and many people 
were fined or imprisoned for their mis- 
decds. During those crises. the majority 
clamored for conformity. The minority, 
impatient at the existence of laws they 
deemed unjust, took matters into their 
own hands and did not wait until the 
power to correct the abuse at the polls 
could be exercised. 

"Today the dissenters, both black and 
white, claim that the changes needed to 
admit the lower fourth of our people 
into an honored place in our society are 
being thwarted. There is a growing feel- 
ing that the existing political parties are 
not likely instruments of change. The 
colleges’ and universities administra- 
tions, in general, wall: more and more to 
the measure of traditional thought. and 
have lost their revolutionary 
The Cold War flourishes, di 
our overseas potential and making the 
military the most potent force in our 
lives and in our economy. The puritan 
ethic—hard work and industry will guar- 
antee success—is not a system of 
private enterprise that is less and less de- 
pendent on labor. For many. the only 
recourse for employment is in the public 
sector; yet blueprints for an expanding 
public sector are hardly ever in public 
view. Racial discrimination takes an aw- 
ful toll, as partially evidenced hy the fact 
that the average annual income of whites 
who go to work at the end ol the eighth 
grade tends to be higher than the average 
annual income of blacks who go on to 
college and enter the professions. 

The crises these days are compounded. 
because the real dissenters [rom the 
principle of equality in our laws and 
in the ion are often the estab- 
lishment itself—sometimes a municipal, 


influence. 


county Or state government; sometimes 
slumlords allied with corrupt local ma- 
chines; sometimes finance companies or 
great corporations or even labor unions. 
"That is to say, these existing institutions 
often ask minorities to conform to prac- 
tices and customs that are unconstitu- 
tional. People are apt to overlook the 
fact that those who make such a request 
are the offenders, not the vociferous mi- 
norities who demand their rights. 

Rebellion by members of the establish- 
ment against full equality cannot be met 
with apathy and inaction, for that is the 
stuff out of which violent revolutions 
are made, Blacks and whites must join 
hands in momentous programs of politi- 
cal action. Those who put law and order 
above liberty and equality are architects 
of a new fascism that would muzzle all 
dissenters and pay the individuals in our 
lower strata to remain poor, obedient 
and subservient. 

Unprecedented civie action is needed. 
When my friend Luis Munoz Marin first 
ran for governor of Puerto Rico, he ac 
tually drafted and had printed and cir- 
culated the precise laws he would have 
enacted when elected. He was elected 
and the laws were passed. Those who 
march need specific proposals in their 


hands—proposals to put an end to a par 
ticular injustice. India, when de 
with the explosive problem of the un- 
touchables, required about 15 percent 
of all matriculating students and about 
15 percent of all government employees 
to be drawn from those ranks. While the 
maximum age for taking examinations 
for government service was generally 
24 years, it was increased to 27 years 
in the case of the untouchables. And 
this once-abhorred group also has а cer- 
tain n mum number of seats reserved 
for it in the national parliament and in 
the state legislatures. 

We need to think in terms as specific 
as those in dealing with our own minori- 
ties, whether black or white. No one to- 
day is on the side lines. We are all 
aught up in a tremendous revolu 
movement. It starts with a dem 
equality in edu 
opportunities. It extends to a removal 
from our laws of all bias against the 
poor. It embraces a host of other specifics 
that will, if faced frankly and adopted, 
make a viable and decent society out of 
our multiracial, multireligious, multi- 
ideological communities—and both pre- 
serve the sovereignty and honor the 
dignity of each and every individual. 


_ “They're really up tight this year. I got mugged 
in New York, demonstrated against in Chicago, shot at 


in Tes 


as and arrested for vagrancy in Seaitle.” 


223 


Ermynirude and Esmeralda 
I said I thought he was in love with me 
because he avoided me so? Well, now I 
don't think that can be it, but I had 
better begin at the beginning and then 
you can judge I was sitting on the 
veranda alter tea this evening, trying to 
get through my canto of Dante—did 1 
tell you that I was doing it with the 
dean? It was he who suggested it, and 
he’s been so wonderfully kind about 
and, oh, my dearest Ermyntrude, what a 
beautiful poem it is—though I must 
say, I think I like Tennyson better. Well, 
there I was, quite alone, for a wonder, 
until it began to get cold and I thought 
Td go indoors, so 1 was going in by the 
morning room window, which was wide 
open, and I did just get inside, but then 
I was surprised by hearing somebody 
talking, which was quite surprising be- 
cause hardly anyone ever uses the mon 
ing room especially at that time in the 
day. 1 thought it was rather funny, and 
then I suddenly recognized that it was 
Mr. Mapleton's voice that was talking, 
but not at all his usual voice, and it was 
all quite dark—much darker than out 
side—and so altogether I was so sur 
prised that I stood quite still and 
couldn't help listening. And what do 
you think I heard? You'll never guess— 
only I only half heard it, really, because 
it was so mumbling and indistinct and it 
seemed so funny and extraordinary, Fm 
sure he was making love. He kept on 
saying, "I love you more than anybody 
in the world" and things like that, and 
“Do you love me? Do you. love me as 
much as 1 love you?” a great many 
times, and "You're the most beautiful 
creaune in the world, how can you be 
so beautiful?” and "My dearest dearest 
dearest angel,” and things like that. 
Don't you think he must have been 
ing love? Of course, I couldn't ima 
ine who he was talking to, but I thought 
it might be the under housemaid, who's 
quite pretty but not the most beautiful 
person in the world—but then, people 
always do exaggerate when they're mak- 
ing love, don't they—and then I was 
just wondering whether perhaps it was 
Carrie, when somebody else said, "Dar- 
ling darling”— just like that, and, my 
dear, it was Godfrey! That gave me 
such a jump that I very nearly dropped 
all my books—the grammar and diction- 
ary and everything—but 1 luckily didn't, 
and by that time, the room seemed 
rather lighter and 1 made out that God- 
frey’s voice must have come fr behind 
a screen there is going across, so I 
stretched out as far as I could and just 
managed to scc round the screen to the 
sofa. And Mr. Mapleton was there, too. 
h his arm round Godfrey's neck, and 
224 they were kissing and their hair was all 


PLAYBOY 


(continued from page 202) 

tousled, but the most extraordinary 
thing of all was that their buttons were 
so much undone that their shirts were 
all coming out. Wasn't it too peculiar 
for words? But just then, someone be- 
gan to come along the passage outside, 
and they jumped up very quickly, and 
Mr. Mapleton began walking toward the 
window, so 1 slipped out and ran round 
by the front door. I expect it was the 
maid coming to shut the window. 1 
haven't said anything about it to either 
of them yet. I’m not sure whether 1 shall 
—even to Godfrey. They might think 
I'd been listening on purpose, which I 
wasn't at all. They seemed quite as 
usual at dinner, and now here I am, 
writing to you as fast as I can—I'm so 
excited and somehow rather frightened, 
100—1 don't know why. At least I was 
frightened when I looked round the 
screen. Do you think—my dear, do you 
think it’s possible for them to be in 
love? 
then, if they are, I can’t understand 
all, because how can they have babies 
Do answer by return of post, I beg and 
implore you. 


'm almost sure they must be; but 
Г 


Your loving 
Esmeralda 
Dearest Esmeralda, 

What a lark! Pm in a hurry as 
Mama, for a wonder, is taking me out 
to some dreadful tea party this after- 
noon, but I must write a few words now, 
as you ask me to. And so that's what you 
call nothing ever happening, is i? I 
vih anything half as amusing 
ppen here. No such Tuck. But I 
don't think you've made the most of 
your opportunities. It was a great chance 
for finding out some interesting thi 
For instance, you don't say which but- 
tons were undone. Was too dark to 
sce? I don't believe it was, but you were 
100 lurried and didn't look properly. 
Um sure 1 should have, if it had been 
me. 1 really think you ought to try 
and discover some more from Godfrey. 
Couldn't you lead the conversation round 
to bowwows—in quite a general way? I 
wish I could talk to him for a litle. It 
might be casier for him to tell things to 
someone who wasn't his sister. 1 sup- 
pose, as you say, two bowwows can't 
have babies, but I can't sce why on 
earth they shouldn't pout at one an- 
other. The great question is—how do 
they рош? 1 command you to ask him. 
You can ask him from me, if you like. 
Do you know, when I read your letter, Т 
began to wish that I was Godfrey—I 
suppose because then I should know all 
about it, But 1 must stop and go and 
dress. DU write again soon. 

Your loving 
Ermyntrude 


P.S. No. I'm not sure. I think. on 
the whole, I'd rather have been Mr. 
Mapleton. 
rest Ermynirude, 

There has been the most awful row. 
Papa went in by accident yesterday morn. 
ing to get a shoehorn, and found Mr. 
Mapleton in Godfrevs bed. He was 
most fearfully angry, told Mr. Mapleton 
that he would have to go away out of 
England and live abroad forever and 
ever, or he would have him put i 
prison, and stormed at Godírey like any- 
thing, and said he would flog him, only 
he was too old to be flogged, but he 
ought to be flogged. and that he had 
disgraced himself and his family, and. 
that it could never be wiped out, never, 
and that he couldn't hold up his head 
again with such a son, and that as 
Godfrey wasn't to be flogged, he would 
have to be punished in some even worse 
way—but none of us knows what yet. It 
was too dreadful for words. Godfrey told 
me all about it. Mr. Mapleton went 
away that very morning, immediately 
after breakfast, but he didn't come 
down to it, so perhaps he didn't have 
any, and Mama has been almost in tears 
ever since, and Papa has hardly spoken 
to anyonc. The dean has been looking 
very grave. 1 don't know what would 
have happened if it hadn't been for 
General Marchmont, who got up а 
croquet tournament yesterday. which 
put us into better spirits, as wc had to 
make the arrangements about it; it is to 
be the American kind—everyone will 
play everyone else, and the one who 
wins the most games will get a prize 
from the general. Papa said that Godfrey 
wasn't to join, as he wasn’t fit to asso- 
iare with the others, which is a great 
Poor Godfrey is in such dreadful 
disgrace, and 1 am very sorry for him. 1 
suppose it was a frightfully wicked thing 
to do, but the curious thing is he doesn't 
seem at all wicked, and 1 really do be- 
lieve I'm fonder of him than I've ever 
been before. I talked to for quite 
a long time yesterday before dinner. I 
went into the morning room, and he 
was there, so 1 began to say how sorry 1 
was. But belore I'd said very much, he 
turned round and walked toward the 
window. and then I saw that he was 
crying. I hardly knew what to do, so Т 
went on talking for a little, and at last 
I threw my arms round his neck and 
kissed him a great many times, which 
seemed to comfort him, although he 
began to cry harder than ever at first 
But in the end, he told me all about 
Mr. Mapleton and how fond he was of 
him, and how unhappy he was to think 
he'd never see him again; and when I 
asked him whether he was in love with 
him, he said yes, he was, and why noi 
—that he loved him better than anyone 
in the world and always would as long 


De 


as he lived, and then he began crying 
іп. And he said he did not think 


а 
he'd done anything wicked at all, and it 
seems the Greeks used to do it, too—at 


least the Athenians, who were the best 
of the Greeks—which is very funny, 
don't you think? And he said that Mr 
Mapleton agreed with everything he'd 
said, and, in fact, he had told him most 
and as for Papa, he said he was a 
silly old man and he expected he'd done 
just the same himself when he was a boy 
at school but that he'd forgotten. ali 


if wh 
frey says is true, and I can't make it out 
at all, can you? I've made up my mind 
what to do, though, I'm going to ask the 
dean to explain it to me. lsn't that a 
good idea? He's so wise he must know 
ng. and he's so good and kind 
m sure he wouldn't get angry. 
Im certain Papa would if 1 said any- 
thing about it to him. I'm waiting for a 
good opportunity to find the dean by 
himself, but at present it's rather dif 
ficult, because there always seems to be 
somebody who insists upon playing off 
their game of croquet with me. When 
I've got it out of him, 111 let you know. 
But dearest Ermyntrude, do write and 
tell me what you think, 1 believe you're 
almost as clever as the dean 
Your loving 
Esmeralda 

P.S. Godfrey has just told me that he 
is to be taken away irom school and sent 
abroad, too, as well as Mr. Mapleton, 
but of course not to the same place and 
only for a year, but Godfrey says he 
hates the thought of it. 

P. P. S. I forgot to say that when I was 
talking to Godfrey, I tried several times 
to ask him your question, but somehow 
or other 1 couldn't get it in. I find that 
there are some things it's very difficult, 
indeed, to talk about, just when one 
wants to most. 


My dearest Esmera 

Your letters get more and more ex 
citing and make me more and more 
envious. Here am I, as usual, in the draw- 
ing room, by the fire, all alone, except 
for the kitten curled up in its basket, 
and I feel as if I'd been here for the past 
500 years. I've taken to sitting in this 
gaunt room lately, because it’s a good 
way of escaping from Simpson, and as 
away, there's no fear of 
- It’s true that Lord Folliot came 
yesterday, but 1 don’t think he'll come 
again. 1 don’t like him at all. He first 
chucked me under the chin, and then 
put his hand (which was more like a 
claw) on my chest, and asked me how 
Pussy was doing. He winked and 
grinned and was quite ridiculous—all 
wrinkled and horrid. I'm quite sure his 
bowwow was pouting as hard as it could 


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“They're against phy 


ed being 


mandatory in the Junior year.” 


all the time. I thought to myself, “Why 
should your bowwow be allowed to pout 
as it likes, you disgusting old man, and 
poor Godfrey, when his does, get into 
such hot Tt really is a great shame, 
You must give Godlrey my love, though 
I think if he'd cried rather less, 1 should 
like him better. Of course, it would have 
been different if he had been re 
whipped. Would it have been wi 
birch rod? I was as nasty as I could be 
to Lord Folliot, and he went away look- 
ing sillier than ever. I expect it'll m 
you angry, but I can't help thinking he's 
rather like the dean. I wonder if you've 
had your conversation with him yet. It 
will be great fun when you do; but if 1 
were you, 1 shouldn't believe a word he 
said. Clergymen always tell stories, 
Talking of conversations, its rather 
amusing; I had one the other day with 
—Nwho do you thinkz—Henry! He nearly 
always comes after tea to take the things 
away, so 1 thought it would be rather 
amusing to talk to h 1 think I told 
you about the butler, Jessop, and how 1 
dislike him. He's got very thin lips, which 
he keeps pressed together very close, 
and he stands up very straight and looks 
most severe, I had a quarrel with him 
a long time ago, when I was quite small. 
I used to go down to the servants. hall, 
and they all used to pet me a great deal, 
and sometimes they kissed me; but one 
day, Jessop began kissing me more than 
I wanted, so I made him stop, and ever 
since, 1 believe he's hated me; and I'm 
226 sure Гуе hated him. So 1 thought I'd 


find out what Henry thought of him, 
and as he was clearing away the tea, 1 
said, just to begin, “Is Jessop out to- 
day?” He said he was, so 1 said, “Does 
he go out often?” “Pretty often, miss.” 
Does he make you work very hard: 
"Oh, yes, miss." “He's very strict, 1 
pose?” “Oh, he's that strict, miss! 
don't like him much, then?” “No, miss, 
nothing particklar—not, as you might 
say, anything out of the common—not 
as I like some.” Then he went on putting 
the cups onto the tray. I thought it was 
very nice of him to be so easy to talk 10, 
“And who 
? Do you like Mrs, Codring- 
She's the cook.) “Yes, miss, I like 
aw that he was 
g and then, while he was making 
ter with the cups, he said some- 
ig else that was really rather extraor- 
and in a very low voice And I 
like you, miss." I could Wy hear it, 
but I'm certain he did say it, though I 
pretended not to have noticed anything 
and took up a book. He went out yery 
quickly after that, and neither of us has 
said anything about it since, though we 
have had a few more conver e 
Here he is. I must stop, as I shall have 
to give him this letter to post. Please 
give me a full account of what you get 
out of the dean, and I insist upon your 
asking him every question that comes 
into your head. 


so 1 began to laugh and said, 
do you 


Your loving 
Ermyntrude 


P.S. Something so curious has hap- 
pened that I've opened this again to 
tell you about it. When I was giving this 
letter to Henry to post, 1 dropped it and 
we both put down our hands to k it 
up. Somehow or other, he took hold of 
my fingers instead of the letter, I felt 
rather awkward, but just then the kitten 
took it into its head to jump out of its 
basket, so I тап after it and put it back. 
While 1 was doing that, he went and 
drew the curtains, and then he went 
out, without taking the letter, w 
still on the floor. He didn’t say anything 
at all, nor did I. Now I've rung the bell, 
and 1 shall put this into a new envelope 
and give it him again and try not to 
drop it this time. He'll be here in a 
moment, It’s rather odd. His fingers 
seemed very strong. 


My dearest Ermyntrude, 

I've got something very surprising to 
tell you, and when it happened, it sur- 
prised me just as much. Have you no- 
ticed how funny it is, the way things 
always seem to turn out quite differently 
‘om what you expected? Why is it, do 
you think? I always try to im; 
hard as I can whats going to happen 
beforchand, don't you? But when it 
does happen, it's somehow or other al- 
ways something else—only I expect 
you're so horribly clever you can always 
1 ight. But I wonder whether 


conversation with the dean, and її 
would have ended by— But I 
tell you first that I found him alone in 
the study this morning. as I hoped I 
would, as Papa had gone out with the 
ad as it was such a good oppor- 
I said to myself that 1 mustn't 
miss it, because it was just the time to 
ask him about Godfrey and Mr. Maple- 
ton. So I did, but what a wicked teasing 
creature you are, to say that the dean is 
like Lord Folliot! Of course he isn’t at 
all, but as I'm sure you're only laughing 
at me all the time, I won't pay any 
auention. Well, 1 thought I'd better 
begin in 
asked him about D. 
and he said the most beau 
about them that you can imagi 
then I said 1 supposed Dante was in 
love with Beatrice, and he seemed very 
pleased and even more polite than ever 
and said more and more beau 
things, and was far more poetical tl 
Im sure Lord Folliot could ever be. 
Then I asked whether it w 
to be in love, and he moved his ch 
nearer and said, "My dear Miss E 
da, surely you cannot thi 
said that love was the purification and 
the sanctification of something that 1 
"t remember now, but it was all very 
nice, and at last he took hold of my 
hand, so I thought the moment had 
come and said, “Then why was Papa 


so angry with Godfrey?” Directly I'd 
said it, I saw that it couldn't have been 
the right moment, because he got very 
led, indeed, and dropped my hand 
and asked me in quite a stiff voice how I 
could ask such a question. But 1 was 
determined this time not to be afr: 
nd so I said that Godfrey was in love 
with Mr. Mapleton, and was not 
wrong to be in love, why shouldn’t he 
be? He secmed terribly shocked, and 


threw up his hands, and said, “Love! 
Love for that perverse, misguided, un- 
happy young man! What a profa 


my dear young lady, what а 
1 But Г said Godfrey hi 
had told me so, and then he said that 
Godfrey was very wicked and that I 
shouldn't listen to what he said. So then 
I remembered some of the things that 
Godfrey had told me about the Greeks, 
so I asked if they had all been very 
wicked, and whether Socrates hadn't 
been a very good man, and whether he 
hadn't been in love with young men— 
and perhaps very like Mr. Mapleton? 
He said that I was touching upon a 
most. painful subject. that it was one of 
the mysteries of Providence that the 
highest and the lowest sometimes met in 
the same person. and that the Greeks 
had not had the benefit of the teaching 
of Our Lord, which I suppose i 
true, Then I remembered somcthi 
that Godfrey had said, so 1 asked hi 
whether he hadn't very likely felt just 
the same as Godfrey when he was at 
school himself, and when 1 said that, he 
got up and walked up and down the 
room and seemed quite agitated. So 1 
thought I must be right, and then I had 
a sudden idea and said it almost without 
thinking, directly it came into my head 
Oh. Dr. Bartlett, I believe you were 
in love with Papa!" You see, I knew 
they had been at school together, and do 
you know, I really believe it was true, 
because he got very red and came up to 
me and said in a low voice, “No, no, 
Miss Esmeralda, let me beg you to put 
such distressing thoughts out of your 
mind. These subjects are not fit for a 
pure young girl to dwell upon. They 
come as a temptation—a terrible temp- 
tation. Turn away from them, 1 beseech 
you—fly from them as you would from 
the Evil One himself. Let me counsel 
you, let me help you, let me guide your 
thoughts toward"—but I can't remem- 
ber what it was exactly he wanted to 
guide my thoughts toward, except that 
he went on talking for a very long time, 
and then suddenly I found to my great 
surprise what I'm sure you couldn't pos 
sibly have guessed—he was making love 
to me, and asking me to marry him, and 
had gone down on his knees beside my 
chair, so that I didn't at all know what 
to do, especially as І very nearly burst 
out laughing, because he did look so 


very extraordinary. But just then, I 
heard General Marchmont's voice out of 
the window, calling me, so I jumped up 
and said I must go and play a game of 
croquet. He seemed very distressed and 
Кей me whether I wouldn't answer 
him. I said 1 would 0 evening, and 
that’s all. It's a dreadful nuisance, but I 
suppose | shall have to. Of course, I'm 
very fond of him and admire him, Im 
sure, more than almost everyone else in 
the world, but what surpriscd me most 
of all was that when he 
marry him, although I'd alv 
it would be the most wonderful thing 
that could possibly happen to me, I 
didn't want to a bit. I don't understand 
it in the least, unless it is that perhaps 
I—— But I shan't tell you any more just 
now—so there! 


Your loving 
Esmeralda 

P. S, Have you had any more conversa- 
tions with Henry? 
Dearest Esmeralda, 

I ought to have answered your last 
letter some days ago. I can't write much 
now, as I am rather hurried. I was very 
glad that you didn’t say that you would 
marry the horrid old dean. It would 
have been very nasty. I think I can guess 
why it was that you didn't, because I'm 


sure that if your pussy had pouted, it 
would have been quite different. I agree 
with you about it being very difficult to 
know what's ing to happen. but I 
think, as I don't imagine what it's going 
to be so much as you do, I'm less su 
d. The funny thing is that you 
1 а lot anyhow—whether you're sur- 
d or not. But I must stop now. 
Your loving 
Ermyntrude 
P.S. Yes. 1 have had some more con- 
versations with Henry. 


My dearest Ermyntrude, 

Jes abon ble of me not to have 
written before, but really, Гуе had hard- 
ly any time to spare, there have been so 
y th g on, and it’s all been 
such fun, but not the sort of things you 
write about. And even now, I've 
only got one minute, just to send you 
my love, my dearest Ermyntrude, and to 
say that I'm feeling very excited because 
it is the Swinfords’ dance tonight, and 
I'm going, and so is Tony and Amabel 
and Mama, and in fact everybody, in- 
General Marchmont. Won't 
һеш? Do you think anything 
very specially amusing and charming 
will happen? 1 wonder and wonder, but 
I can never make up my mind, be 
there are so many other things to think 


se 


“And one hypothetical question—How would you feel 


about Ihe war if you were a munitions manufacturer. 


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about. I've becn in a great fright about 
my dress not being done in time, but it 
has been, so that's one blessing, and I've 
promised two dances to General March- 
mont. I don't think I ever told you that 
the dean has gone away—he went the 
next morning alter Td told him 
So he 
won't be at the dance, but perhaps he 
wouldn't have been anyw 1 don't 
believe clergymen usually go to dances. I 
can't write any more, Carrie is calling 
me. If anything special does happen at 
the dance, III let you know all about it 
as soon as I c; 


Your most loving 
Esmeralda 


My dearest Esme! 

As Туе got some spare time to write 
10 you in, I'd better begin at once. I 
expect this will be rather a long letter, 
but though I thought I wouldn't at first, 
I've made up my mind to tell you every- 
thing that's happened, so that can't he 
helped. There's just been a fearful rum- 
pus here. Fd better tell you that it all 
began about a fortnight ago, that time I 
told you about, when 1 dropped the 
letter. It was then that my pussy began 
to рош. I dare say that you will think it 
very shocking that it should рош for a 


“Actually ... I didn't really shoot him... . 


footman. But Henry was not like an 
y lootman. He was much better 
id stronger. He had 
wk hair that was rather curly, 
k eyebrows and dark-bluc eyes 
t nose that turned up at the 
cnd, which made him look impudent, 
and a small mouth with perfecily white 
teeth, and a very n indeed. I'm 
sure if you could have seen him in his 
dark-green livery and silver buttons, 
your pussy would have pouted, too—es- 
pecially if you could have felt what his 
fingers were like. 1 didn't tell you, but 
that time I wanted to hug him, and 1 
really think 1 might have, if the kitten 
hadn't jumped out of its basket just at 
that instant. Wasn't it an absurd joke 
that the two pussies should have begun 
playing pranks at the same time? Then 
when T rang the bell, it was Jessop who 
came up. Henry told me afterward he 
was too frightened 10 and pretended to 
be ill. The next day, Simpson would 
insist upon my playing duets with her 
the whole evening, so there was no op 
portunity for saying anything to Henry 
when he took away the tea. But the day 
after that, Simpson went out, so I went 
down to the drawing room as usual, and 
then it was most tiresome, because Jes- 
sop came and did everything, and 1 


thought Henry must have gone out for 
the evening. But at half past six, he 
came in when 1 wasn't at all expecting 
him. He said that a window was broken 
in the back stairs and that Jessop was 
out and that my father was out, and 
would I give the order to have it mend- 
ed, as last time my father had been very 
ngry at orders being given without his 
leave. So I said yes, and then he said, 
“It’s near the top of the back stairs, 
miss,” and didn't go away. So I said, “Is 


it a large pane?” And he said, “Not 
very, miss, would you like to sce it?” So 
1 said, “You'd beter show it me." I was 


rather frightened when I said that, but 
he answered very quickly, “Yes, miss, 1 
think that would be the best way.” And 
then he said we'd better have a candle, 
because it dark on them 
stairs,” ighted one and off we 
went—upst: ad then round along 
the litle landing under the dome, and 
then through the door to the back stairs, 
nd down them until we came to the 
window with the broken pane. Henry 
hell up the candle to show it me and 
said, “Yon see, v 't a very big 
hole.” I leaned over to look at it better, 
ad put my head too near the candle 
and my hair gave a frizzle, which gave 
Henry a bright, and he said, “Oh, take 
care, miss! Your hair!” I said, "Would 
you mind if I burned my hair, Henry? 
find, miss? Why. they 
ıt take both my cars off me, that they 
might, miss, before I left any manner of 
harm come to your hair" So 1 laughed, 
nd said, “That would be a pity, Henry; 
you've got such nice ears." “Not as nice 
as your hair, miss.” “Why do you like my 
hair so much, Henry?” "105 got a color 
on it the same as the butter dow 
our country, miss—Dorsetshire, that i 
"Do you think it feels as nice as it 
looks, Hen “That 1 do, misst” So I 
laughed again, just a little, and said, 
“Then, why don't you stroke it?" And 
then he didn’t say anything, but put out 
his hand. and looked at my eyes, and 1 
looked at his eyes, and then—well, it 
didn't seem to be me any longer, but it 
was like something else that made me do. 
„ and ] put my arms round his 
neck all of a sudden, and he hugged me 
so hard that I could only just breathe, 
and it felt as if he was hugging me with 
the whole of his body. And then the 
candle fell over and went out, and it was 
pitch dark. and after that, 1 hardly 
know what happened, because it was so 
very exciting, but somehow I began to 
half lie down on the stairs, which are 
quite steep and nothing but wood, and 
Henry was on the top of me, hugging 
me just as much as ever, so you can 
magine that it wasn’t particularly com- 
fortable. 1 forgot to say that directly he 
hugged me, 1 felt my pussy pouting so 


And he said, 


in 


enormously that I didn't know what to 
do—except hug him back, which seemed 
only to make it pout more. But when we 
were lying down, it did it even more 
still, Then Henry began pulling up my 
skirt and even my petticoat, and I bega 
helping him, and it was very funny—we 
were both in such a hurry, and his body 
ed about so much and he breathed 
rd that I half began to feel fright- 
ened. But he held me too tightly for me 
to have possibly got away, even if I'd 
wanted to, and then suddenly, all of a 
sudden, my pussy began to hurt most 
horribly, and I very nearly screamed. It 
was as il something was going right 
through me, but though it hurt my 
pussy so, it made it stop pouting at the 
same time and begin to purr instead, as 
it, and I think it did like it 
nything else in the world. I 
can’t understand why pussies should like 
so much being hurt. And the curious 
thing was that I suppose I liked it, too, 
because I went on kissing Henry more 
and more; and although 1 was so un- 
comfortable and hot and all squashed up 
and disarranged and 1 believe nearly 
crying, I didn't at all want it to stop, 
and I was very sorry when Henry said 
he would have to go and lay the dinner 
or Jessop would ask him where he'd 
been. 

I must tell you that Henry told me 
afterward that what he'd said about Papa 


and the orde dow was a 
story, and he'd said it to try to make me 
go there with him, and if I hadn't, he 


told me that he'd settled to give warning 
and go away that very night. He said 
that his bowwow had begun to pout so 
much, especially when he was handing 
me the vegetables, that he couldn’t have 
stood it any longer. But that night, 
when he handed me the vegetables, it 
was a great lark, because my pussy was 
pouting, too. After dinner, when Td 
gone up to bed. it was still more of a 
lark. I'd arranged it with Henry. When 
all the lights were out, I opened my 
door a very little, and then he came in, 
and after we'd kissed each other a great 
deal, we took off our clothes. I was very 
excited to see what his bowwow was 
like, but I was astonished to see that he 
hadn't got one, but a very funny big 
pink thing standing straight up instead. 
1 was rather frightened, because I 
thought he might be deformed, which 
wouldn't have been at all nice, so I 
was. Then he laughed 
so much that I thought everyone would 
hear, and at last I discovered that it was 
his bowwow after all, and it turns out 
t is what they get like when they 
sed, indeed, and 
1 his bowwow went 
t, we went to bed. 
Ever since then, he's come every night, 
and I've enjoyed myself very much, It's 
a pity I didn't know about it before, 


because we might have begun doing it 
directly he came here, and I might have 
done it before that with the last George 
but one, who looked quite pretty, but of 
course not nearly so handsome as Henry. 

We had great fun in the daytime, 100. 
At first we were pretty frightened. of 
being caught, but we got less and less 
frightened, and I suppose we were rath- 
er foolish, because—well, we were found 
out, but in rather an extraordinary way, 
so ГЇЇ tell you how it all happened. I 
was sitting in the schoolroom yesterday 
by myself, as Simpson was out as usual, 
and someone came in, | thought it 
would be Henry, but it was Jessop, and 
he said he wanted to speak to me. 1 
id he might, and then he looked very 
severe and said, “I wonder youre not 
ashamed of yourself, Miss I 
asked him why, and he said, "Oh, you 
know well enough. Miss Ermie—carry- 
ing on something awful with Henry. 
Of course, I said I didn't know what he 
wi ig about, but he only got more 
severe, and pressed his horrid thin lips 
closer together, and said, “It's not a bit 
of use your playing the innocent. I'm 
bound to go straight to Sir William this 
moment and tell him what I know.” 1 
did get very frightened then, because of 
course I knew there'd be frightful ruc- 
tions if my father heard of it, and I 
didn't know what to do. So I thought 
the best plan was to be as nice as 
possible to Jessop and try to persuade 
him not to tell. But at first it didn't 
seem апу good, because he went on 
being very cross—"Now, none of your 
wheedling with me, Miss Ermic; you 
know quite well it’s my duty to go to Sir 
William"—and so on. But I went on 
begging him more and more, and then 
all of a sudden he changed altogether 
and said, in quite a soft voice, “You're 
nice enough to me now, when you want 
to get something out of me. As soon as 


you get it, i be a different tune.” I 
said I should always be very grateful, 
ndeed, but he said, “No, miss, you 
wouldn't. You don't like me, that's what 
it is. You don't care for me two pins.” 
Then I thought I'd better tell a great 
fib, so I said I liked him very much. And 
he said, "Like me? Like me, do you? Do 
you like me as much as Henry? That's 
what I'm wondering." I said I liked him 
in a different way, and then he came 
much closer to me, and turned all white, 
and said, very low, indeed, "But 1 want 
the same way. Do you understand that, 
Miss Ermie? Thats the way you've got 
to like me. You like Henry and you like 
me. Well, then, yowve got to like both 
or neither. Thats what it is. And now 
shall I go to Sir William?” Then I 
understood what he was up to, and I 
felt cold all over, but I didn't see any 
y out of it. so in the end I agreed. T 
d he might come that night instead of 
Henry to my bedroom, and he was 
going away. when he turned round and 
said, “No, Miss Ernie, I don't trust you. 
Youll get out of it. Now, now!" And 
then he ran at me and kissed me very 
lendy, indeed, and seemed much 
more excited even than Henry. And 
though at first 1 didn't like it at all, 
afterward I didn't mind it so much. But 
in the middle of it, I heard a scream, 
1 I couldn't think what had hap- 
pened, and Jessop went out of the room 
very quickly, and there was £ 
a faint on the floor. She'd seen Jessop 
with his bowwow in my pussy. and 
was why she'd fainted. When she came 

to, she hardly said anything, and I was 

surprised that she didn't rush off and 

tell everybody all about it. Instead. of 

that, she said she was too ill to come 

down to dinner. Jesop didn't dare come 

to my bedroom afterward, but Henry 

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then the old Simpson came in 
dressing gown. She began embracing me 
and talking a great deal in a whining 
tone of voice. She said I was her dearest 
child, and that 1 1 fallen and how 
terrible it was and wl would Mama 
say, and all sorts of rubbish, and all the 
time she was kissing me, and calling me 
her dearest darling Ermie, and saying 
how much she loved me, till E got very 
bored, and couldn't think what it was 
all coming to. But what do you think it 
was? She was the same as Jessop. She 
wanted to get into bed with me, and she 
id that if Pd let her do that, she'd 
never, never tell. It was really very ab- 
surd. I don't know why, but Fd never 
thought before that one pussy might 
pout for another; but, of course, if 
bowwows pout for one another, there's 
no reason why pussies shouldn't, too. So 
there was Simpson's pussy pouting for 
mine; but ] wouldn't have it. I think 
you musi draw the line somewhere, espe- 
cially if Henry's under the bed, and I 
drew it at Simpson's pussy, I told her to 
go away, and that she might tell every- 
body anything she liked, and that I 
never wanted to see her again. And as 
she was going, I said something clse, 
that I'd heard Henry say about Jessop 
And God rot you, Simpson, into the 
bargain," which shocked her a good 
deal, because she turned round in the 
doorway and said, "Oh, Ermie, Ermie! 
Ав well as all the rest bad language!" 
And then she went, and Henry came out 
from under the bed. 

All this happened last night, when 
you were at your dance, having a gay 
time, 1 suppose, with General March- 
mont. But we had an even gayer time 
here this morning, when 
went and had hyste! ry, 
and told my father about me and Jes- 
sop. Jessop was sent for, and denied it, 
and said it was Henry. and Henry was 
sent for and said it was Jessop, and 1 
was sent for and wouldn't say anything 
at all. It would be no use describing the 
rest of the row, which was very silly, and 
just like other rows, only worse, but they 
were all three dismissed, including Simp- 
son, for not looking after mc enough, 
and going too often to the Congregation- 
al meetings. I'd always suspected that 
she used to go there for the sake of some 
bouncing bowwow, but now 1 think it 
must have been for a mewing pussy, but 
anyhow, thats the end of her, As for 
me, I'm to be sent off to Germany with 
a German governess Mama has discov- 
ered, almost at once. She's the daughter 
of a pastor in some dismal town 
xony—Sclmettau or something—and 
It doesn't sound excit- 
ing, and Im afraid I shall miss Henry a 
good deal I found a little note from 
him on a crumpled-up piece of paper on 
my dressing table this evening. I sup- 
pose he'd got one of the maids to put it 


there I'm to 


there. It said, “Goodbye, miss. They 
won't let me stay here no longer. They 
want me to go to Canada. but I'd run 
away first. Oh, miss, when shall I sce you 
again? Yours respectfully, Henry." I for- 
got to say that he always went on calling 
me miss, even when he was hugging me 
most, which I liked very much. And 
really, on the whole, I'm not sorry that 
any of irs happened, because, although 
the row has been a nuisance, I know a 
great many things now that I didn't 
Know befor 

When Te got the address in Ger 
many, ГЇЇ send it you, and I hope you'll 
write to me there, Perhaps IIl have a 
letter from you tomorrow morning de- 
scribing the dance. Now goodbye, 1 am 
rather tired, 


Your loving 
Ennyntrude 


My dearest darling beloved Ermyntrude, 
all happened as I most wished, 
am going to marry General 


It h. 
and 1 
Marchmont! He asked me to last night 
at the dance, and I said yes, and then— 
oh, my dear!—he kissed me! He is 
the kindest dearest bravest most wonder- 
ful man in the world. and though he is 
50, I'm quite sure I could never love 
anybody one millionth as much as I love 
him. He's been in two wars, and 1 don't 
know how many battles, and has got a 
whole row of medals, and his regiment 
the le Brigade, which is one of 
the very best there is. He said that I 
should be his own beloved wife and the 
mother of his children, and that he 
would teach me in the sphere of home 
and womanheod to grow up a perfect 
queen! Wasn't it too lovely? 1 wouldn't 
tell you before how fond of him I was, 
because I thought you might laugh at me 
and think that I only cared for him as 
much as I cared. for the dean. But now 
it's all come right and I'm perfectly 
happy, only I want to have some babies 
as quickly as I can. I never thought all 
the time we were wondering about being 
in love and having babies that I should 
know all about it so soon. But I must 
stop and go and find Edward—that is his 
name! Isn't it exquisite? I shall write to 
you again directly I know when we are to 
be married. 


Your own very most loving 
Esmeralda. 

T. S. I forgot to say that I had a letter 
from Godfrey the other He is in a 
Saxon town in Germany, called Schmet- 
tau. He lives with the schoolmaster and 
he says it's not. very exciting, but as the 
parson lives next door. it ought to be 
good for him. Oh, my dear! Edward 
has just come in and we are to be mar- 
ried in September! Isn't it too exciting 
for words? And he wants me to say that 
he hopcs you will be my bridesmaid. 


ATESTAMENT OF HOPE (continued from page 191) 


Negroes are expressing the feelings that 
were so long muted. The constructive 
achievements of the decade 1955 to 1965 
deceived us. Everyone underestimated 
the amount of violence and rage Ne- 
grocs were suppressing and the vast 
t of bigotry the white majority 

disguising. All black organizations are a 
reflection of that alienation—but they 
a contemporary way station on 
the road to freedom. They are a product 


of this period of identity crisis and 
directionless confusion. As the human 
rights movement becomes more con- 


fident and aggressive, more nonviolently 
active, many of these emotional and 
intellectual problems will be resolved 
the heat of battle, and we will not ask 
wh: hbor's color but whether 
he is a brother in the pursuit of racial 
justice. For much of the fervent idealism 
of the white liberals las been supple- 
mented recently by a dispassionate rec- 
ognition of some of the cold realities of 
the struggle for that justice. 

One of the most basic of these realities 
ted out by the President's Riot 
n, which observed that the na- 
y in the late 
le it 
uts 


was pi 
Commissi 
ture of the American econo: 
19th and early 20th Centuries п 
possible for the European immigr 


of that time to escape from poverty. It 
was ап economy that had room for— 
even a great need for—unskilled manual 
labor. Jobs were available for willing 
workers, even those with the educa 
tional and language 1 s they had 
brought with them, But the American 


economy today is radically different. 
There are fewer and fewer jobs for the 
culturally and educationally deprived; 
thus does present-day poverty [ced upon 
and perpetuate itself. The Negro today 
cannot escape from his ghetto in the 
way that Irish, Italian. Jewish and Pol- 
ish immigrants escaped from their ghet- 
tos 50 years ago. New methods of escape 
must be found. And one of these roads 
to escape will be a more equitable shar- 
ing of political power between Negroes 
and whites. Integration is meaningless 
without the sharing of power. When I 
speak of integration, 1 don't mean a 
romantic mixing of colors. I mean a real 
aring of power and responsibility. We 
will eventually achieve this, but it is 
going to be much more difficult for u 
than for any other minority. Alter all, 
no other minority has been so constant 
ly, brutally and deliberately exploited. 
But because of this very exploitation, 
Negroes bı special spiritual 
moral contribution to American life—a 
contribution without which America 
could not survive. 

The implications of true racial inte- 
gration are more than just national in 
scope. 1 don't believe we can have world 
peace until America has an “integrated” 


nd 


forcign policy. Our disastrous experi- 
ences in Vietnam and the Dominican 
Republic have been, in one sense, a 
result of racist decision making. Men of 
the white West, whether or not they like 
it, have grown up ist culture, 
and their thinking is colored by that 
fact. "They have been fed on a false 
mythology and tradition that blinds 
them to the aspirations and talents of 
other men. They don't really respect 
anyone who is not white. But we simply 
cannot have peace in the world. without 
1 respect. I honestly feel that a 
without racial blinders—or, even 
better. a man with personal experience 
of racial discrimination—would be 
much better position to make policy 
decisions and to conduct negotiations 
with the underprivileged and emerging 
nations of the world (or even with Cas 
tro, for that matter) than would an 
Eisenhower or a Dulles. 

The American Marines might not even 
have been needed in Santo Domingo. 
had the American ambassador there been 
a man who was sensitive to the color 
dynamics that pervade the national life 
of the Dominican Republic. Blick men 
in positions of power in the business 
world would not be so unconscionable as 
to wade or trafic with the Union of 
South Africa, nor would they be so in- 
sensitive to the problems and needs of 
Latin America that they would continue 
the patterns of American exploitati 


a ra 


man 


a 


that now prevail there. When we replace 
the rabidly segregationist chairman of the 
Armed Services Committee with a man 
of good will when our ambassadors 
reflect a creative and wholesome inter- 
racial background, rather than a cultural 
heritage that is a conglomeration of 
Texas and Georgia politics, then we 
will be able to bring about a qualitative 
difference in the nature of American 
foreign policy. This is what we mean 
when we talk about redeeming the soul 
of America. Let me make it clear that 1 
don't think white men have a monopoly 
on sin or greed. But I think there has 
been a kind of collective experience—a 
kind of shared misery in the black com- 
munity—that makes it a little harder for 
us to exploit other people. 

I have come to hope that American 
Negroes can be a bridge between white 
civilization and the nomwhite nations of 
the world, because we have roots i 
both. Spiritually, Negroes identify ur 
derstandably with Africa, an identific 
tion that is rooted largely in our colo: 
but all of us are а part of the white- 
American world, too. Our education 
been Western and our language, 


our 
attitudes—though we sometimes tend to 


deny re very much influenced by 
Western civilization. Even our emotional 
life has been disciplined and sometimes 
stifled and inhibited by an essentially 
European upbringing. So, although in 
onc sense wc ther 
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cans. Our very b'oodlines are a mixture. 
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sality of our experience, we can help 
make peace and harmony in this world 
more possible. 

Although American Negroes could, if 
they were in decision-making, positions, 
give aid and encouragement to the un- 
dexprivileged and disenfranchised people 
other lands, I don't think it 
work the other way around. I don't 
think the nonwhites in other parts of 
the world can really be of any concrete 
help to us, given their own problems of 
development and self-determination. In 
fact, Ame m Negroes have greater 
collective buying power than Canada 
greater. than all four of the Scandinavi- 
countries combined. American Ne- 
groes have greater economic potential 
than most of the nations—perhaps even 
more than all of the nations—of Africa. 
We don't need to look for help from 
some power outside the boundaries of 
our country, except in the sense of sym- 
pathy and identification. Our challenge, 
rather, is to organize the power we al- 

T our midst. The Newark 
riots, for example, could certainly have 
been prevented by a more aggressive 

itical involvement on the part of 
citys Negroes. There is utterly no 
reason Addonizio should be the mayor of 
Newark, with the Negro majority that 
exists in that city. Gary, Indiana, is 
other tinderbox city; but its black 
yor, Richard. Hatcher, has given. Ne- 
groes a new faith in the effectiveness of 
the political process. 

One of the most basic weapons in the 
fight for social justice will be the cumu- 
lative political power of the Negro. I 
can foresee the Negro vote becoming 
consistently the decisive vote in national 
elections. It is already decisive in ics 
that have large numbers of electoral 
votes. Even today, the Negroes in New 
York City strongly influence how New 
York State will go in national elections, 
and the Negrocs of Chicago have a si 
lar leverage in Illinois. Negroes are even 
the decisive balance of power in the 
clections in Georgia, South Carolina and 
Virginia, So tlie party and the candidate. 
that get the support of the Negro voter 
in national elections have a very dehnite 
edge, and we intend to use this fact to 
n advances in the struggle for human 
rights. 1 have every confidence that the 
black vote will ultimately help unseat 
the dichard opponents of equal rights in 
Congress—who are, incidentally, reac- 
tionary on all issues. But the Negro com- 
munity cannot win this victory alone; 
indeed, it would be an empty victory 
even if the Negroes could win it alone. 
Intelligent men of good will everywhere 
must sce this as their task and contribute 
to its support. 

The election of Negro mayors, such as 
Hatcher, in some of the nation’s 1. 
cities has also had a tremendous psycho- 


232 logical impact upon the Negro. lt has 


shown him that he has the potential to 
participate in the determination of his 
own destiny—and that of society. We 
will see more Negro mayors in major 
cities in the next ten years, but this is 
not the ultimate answer. Mayors are rela- 
tively impotent figures in the scheme 
of national politics. Even a white mayor 
such as John Lindsay of New York sim- 
ply does not have the money and re 
sources to deal with the problems of his 
city. The necessary money to deal with 
urban problems must come fiom the 
Federal Government, and this money i 
ultimately controlled by the Congress of 
the United States. The success of these 
enlightened mayors is entirely depend- 
ent upon the financial support made 
available by Washington. 

The past record of the Federal Gov- 
ernment, however, has not been encour- 
aging. No President has really done vi 
much for the American Negro, though 
the past two Presidents have received 
much undeserved credit for helping us. 
This credit has accrued to Lyndon John- 
son and John Kennedy only because it 
was during their Administrations that 
Negroes began doing more for them- 
selves. Kennedy didn't voluntarily sub- 
mit a civil rights bill, nor did Lyndon 
Johnson. In fact, both told us at one 
time that such legislation was impossi 
ble. President. Johnson did respond rez 
istically to the signs of the times and 
used his skills as a legislator to get bills 
through Congress that other men might 
not have gotten. through. I must point 
out, in all honesty, however, that Presi 
dent Johnson has not been nearly so 
diligent in implementing the bills he 
has helped shepherd through Congress 

Of the ten titles of the 1964 
Rights Act, probably only the one 
concerning public accommodations—the 
most bitterly contested section—has been 
meaningfully enforced and implemented. 
Most of the other sections have been 
deliberately ignored. The same is true 
of the 1965 Voting Rights Act, which 
provides for Federal referees to monitor 
the registration of voters in counties 
where Negroes have systematically been 
denied the right to vote, Yet of the some 
900 counties that are cligible for Feder- 

1 referees, only 58 counties to date have 
had them. The 842 other counties re- 
main essentially just as they were before 
the march on Selma. Look at the pat- 
tern of Federal referees in Mississippi, 
for example. They are dispersed in a 
manner that gives the appearance of 
change without any real prospect of 
actually shifting political power or giv- 
ing Negroes a genuine opportunity to 
semed in the government of 
е. There is a similar pattern in 
Alabama, even though that state is cur- 
rently at odds with the Democra! 
ministration in Washin; 
George Wallace. Georgia, until just re- 


1 


had no Federal referees at all 
not even in the hardcore black-belt 
counties. I think it is significant. that 
there are no Federal referees at all i 
the home districts of the most powerful 
Southem Senators—particularly Sena- 
tors Russell, Eastland and Talmadge. 
The power and moral corruption of these 
Senators remain unchallenged, despite 
the weapon for change the legislation 
ptomised to be. Reform was thwarted 
when the legislation was inadequately 
enforced. 

But not all is bad in the South, by 
any means. Though the fruits of our 
struggle have sometimes been nothing 
more than bitter despair, I must admit 
there have been some hopeful signs, 
some meaningful successes. One of the 
most hopeful of these changes is the 
attitude of the Southern Negro himself. 
Benign acceptance of second-class citi- 
zenship has been displaced by vigorous 
demands for full zenship rights and 
opportunities. In fact, most of our con- 
crete accomplishments have been limited 
largely to the South, We have put an 
end to racial segregation in the South; 
we have brought about the beginnings of 
reform in the political system; and, as 
incongruous as it may seem, a Negro 
is probably safer in most Southern cities 
than he is in the cities of the North. We 
have confronted the racist policemen of 
the South and demanded reforms in the 
police departments. We have confronted 
the Southern racist power structure and 
ave elected Negro and liberal white 
candidates through much of the South 
the past ten years. George Wallace is 
ly an exception, and Lester Mad- 
a sociological fossil. But despite 
achronisms, at the city and 
county level, there is a new respect for 
black votes and black citizenship th 
just did not exist ten years ago. Though 
school ion has moved at a de- 
pressingly slow rate in the South, it 
has moved. Of far more significance is 
the fact that we have learned that the 
integration of schools does not necessi 
ly solve the inadequacy of schools. White 
schools are often just about as bad аз 
black schools, and integrated schools 
sometimes tend to merge the problems of 
the two without solving either of them. 

There is progress in the South, how- 
ever— progress expressed by the presence 
of Negroes in the Georgia House of 
Representatives, in the election of a 
Negro to the Mississippi House of Rep 
resentatives, in the election of a black 
sheriff in Tuskegee, Alabama, and, most 
especially, in the integration of police 
forces throughout the Southern states. 
There are now even Negro deputy sher- 
iffy in such black-belt arcas as Dallas 
County, Alabama. Just three yem 
Negro could be beaten for going 
the county courthouse in Dallas Count 
now Negroes share in running it. So 
there are some changes. But the changes 


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are basically in the social and political 
areas; the problems we now face—pro: 
viding jobs, better housing and better 
education for the poor throughout the 
counuy—will require money for their 
solution, a fact that makes those solu- 
tions all the more difficult. 

The need for solutions, meanwhile, 
becomes more urgent every day, because 
these problems more serious now 
than they were just a few years ago. 


Belore 1964, things were getting better 


economically for the Negro; but after 
that year, things began to take a turn 
for the worse. In particular, automation 
began to cut into our jobs very badly, 
and this snuffed out the few sparks of 
hope the black people had begun to 
nurture. As long as there was some 
measurable and steady economic prog- 
ress, Negroes were willing and able to 
press harder and work harder and hope 
for something better. But when the door 
began to close on the few avenues ol 
progress, then hopeless despair began to 
set in. 

The fact that most white people do 
not comprehend this situation—which 
prevails in the North as well as in the 
South—is due largely to the press, which 
molds the opinions of the white commu- 
nity Many whites hasten to congratulate 
themselves on what little progress we 
Negroes have made. I'm sure that most 
whites felt th 
1964 Civil Rights Act, all 
were automatically solved. Because most 
white people are so far removed [rom 
the life of the average Negro, there has 
been little to challenge this assumpti 
Yet Negroes continue to live with racism 
every day. It doesn't matter where we 
are individually in the scheme of things, 
how near we may be cither to the top or 
10 the bottom of society: the cold facts of 
racism slap cach onc of us in the face. A 
friend ol mine is a lawyer, one of the 
most brilliant young men I know. Were 
he a white lawyer, 1 have no doubt that 
he would be in a $100,000 job with a 
major corporation or heading his own 
independent firm. As it is, he makes а 
mere $20,000 a year. This may seem like 
a lot of money and. to most of us, it i 
but the point is that this young man's 
background and abilitics would, if his 
skin color were different, entitle him to 
an income many times that amount 

I dont think there is a single major 
nce company that hires Negro 
Even within the agencies of the 
1 Government, most Negro em- 
ployees are in the lower echelons; only a 
ful of Negroes in Federal employ- 
ment arc in upper-income brackets. This 
ds а situation that cuts across thi 


coun- 
trys economic spectrum. The Chicago 
Urban League recently conducted a r 
search project in the Kenwood commu- 
nity on the South Side. They discovered 
that the average educational grade level 


of Negroes in that community was 10.6 
years and the median income was about 
$4200 a year. In nearby Gage Park, the 
median educational grade level of the 
whites was 8.6 years, but the median 
income was $9600 per year. In fact, 
the average white high school dropout 
makes as much as, if not more than, the 
average Negro college graduate. 
Solutions for these problems, urgent 
as they are, must be constructive and 
rational. Rioting and violence provide 
no solutions for cconomic problems. 
Much of the justification for rioting has 
come from the thesis—originally set 
forth by Franz Fanon—that violence has 
a certain cleansing effect. Perhaps, in a 
special psychological sense, he may have 
had a point. But we have seen a better 
nd more constructive cleansing process 
in our nonviolent demonstrations. An- 
other theory to justify violent revolution. 
is that rioting enables Negroes to over- 
come their fear of the white man. But 
they are just as afraid of the power 
structure after a riot as before. I remem- 
ber that was true when our staff went 
into Rochester, New York, after the 
of 1961. When we discussed the possi 
ity of going down to talk with the 
police, the people who had been most 
aggressive in the violence were afraid to 
talk. They still had а sense of infe 


riority; and not until they were bol 
stered by the presence of our staff and 
given reassurance of their political 
power and the rightness of their cause 
and the justness of their grievances were 
they able and willing 10 sit down and 
talk to the police chief and the city 
manager about the conditions that had 
produced the riot. 

As a matter of fact, I think the aura 
of paramilitarism among the black m 
tant groups speaks much more of fear 
than it does of confidence. I know, in 
my own experience, that I was much 
more afraid in Montgomery when I had 
a gun in my house. When I decided 
that, as a teacher of the philosophy of 
nonviolence, 1 couldn't keep a gun, | 
came face to face with the question of 
death and I dealt with it. And from that 
point on, І no longer needed a gun nor 
have I been afraid. Ultimately. one's 
sense of manhood must come from with- 
in him. 

The riots in Negro ghettos have been, 
in one sense, merely another expression 
of the growing climate of violence in 
America. When a culture begins to fecl 
threatened by its own inadequacies, the 
majority of men tend to prop themselves 
up by artificial means, rather than dig 
down deep into their spiritual and cul- 
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234 


reached this point. Americans as a whole 
feel threatened. by communism on one 
hand and. on the other. by the rising 
tide of aspirations among the undevel- 
oped nations. I think most Americans 
know in their hearts that their country 
has been tenibly wrong in its dealings 
with other peoples around the world. 
When Rome began to disintegrate from 
within, it turned to a strengthening of 
the military establishment, rather than 
to a correction ol the corruption within 
the society. We are doing the same thing 
in this country and the result will prob- 
ably be the same—unless, and here 1 
admit to a bit of chauvinism, the black 
man in America can provide a new soul 
force for all Americans, a new expres 
n of the American dream that need 
not be realized at the expense of other 
men around the world, but a dream of 
opportunity and life that can be shared 
with the rest of the world. 

It усети glaringly obvious to me that 
the development of anitarian 
means of dealing with some of the social 
problems of the world—and the correla- 
tive revolution in American values that 
this will entail is a much better way of 
protecting ourselves against the threat of 
violence than the military means we 
have chosen. On these grounds, I must 
indict the Johnson Administration. It has 
seemed amazingly devoid of statesman- 
ship; and when ive statesm 
wanes, irratiol 
this sense, President Kennedy was 
more of a statesman than President 
Johnson. He was a man who was big 
enough 10 admit when he was wi 
as he did after the Bay of Pigs incident. 
But Lyndon Johnson seems to be unable 
ke this kind of statesm 


said, to such a strengthening 
dustrial complex of this 
the President now finds 
most totally trapped by it 
Even at this point, when he can rcadily 
summon popular support to end the 
bomi inam, he persists. Yet 
bombs am also explode at 
home; they destroy the hopes and possi 
bilities for a decent Ame 

In our efforts to dispel this atmos 
phere of violence in this country, we 
cannot afford to overlook the root cause 
of the rios. The Presidents Riot Com- 
mission conduded that most violence- 
prone Negrocs are teenagers or young 
adults who, almost invariably, are un- 
deremplayed ("underemployed" mes 
working every day but carning an. 
come below the poverty level) or who 
are employed in menial jobs. And ac 
cording to a recent Department of Labor 
statistical report, 24.8 percent ol Negro 
youth are currently unemployed, a statis 
tic that does not include the drifters 
who avoid the census takers, Actually, 
its my guess that the statistics are very, 


very conservative in this area. The Bu- 
reau of the Census has admitted a ten- 
percent error in this age group. and the 
unemployment statistics are based on 
those who are actually applying for joh 

But it isn’t just a lack of work; it's 
also a lack of meaningful work. In 
Cleveland, 58 percent of the young men 
nd 95 were 
mated to be cither unemployed or 
nderemployed, This 
tion is probably 90 percent of the root 
cause of the Negro riots. A Negro who 
has finished high school often watches 
his white classmates go out into the job 
market and. earn 5100 a week, while he, 
because he is black, is expected to work 
for $40 a week. Hence, there is tre: 
mendous hostility and resentment that 
only a difference in race keeps him out 
of an adequate job. This situation 
social dynamite. When you add the | 
of тесте: 
job counseling, and the continuation of 
an aggressively hostile police environ- 
ment, you have a truly explosive situa 
tion. Any night on any street corner in 
any Negro ghetto of the country, a nery- 
ous policeman can start a riot simply by 
being impolite or by expressing raci 
prejudice, And white people are sadly 
unaware how routinely and frequently 
this occurs 

It hardly needs to be said that solu- 
tions to these critical problems are over- 
whelmingly urgent. The Presidents Riot 
Commission recommended thar 
ior summer programs aimed at young 
Negroes should be increased. New York 
is already spending more on its special 
summer programs than on its year-round 
poverty efforts, but these are only tent 
live and emergency steps toward a truly 
meaningful and perm solutioi 
And the negative thinking in this 
voiced by many whites does not help the. 


between the ages of 16 
es 


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nd adequate 


funds 


situation. Unfortunately, m: te 
people think that we merely a 
rioter by taking positive action to better 
his situation. What these white people 


do not realize is that the Negroes who 


riot have given up on America. When 
nothing is done to alleviate their plight, 
this merely confirms the Negroes’ convic- 


tion that America is a hopelessly dec: 
dent society. When something positive is 
done, however, when constructive action 
follows a riot, a rioters despair is al 
layed and he is forced to re-evaluate 
America and to consider whether some 
good might eventually come from our 
society after all. 

But, 1 repeat, the recent curative steps 
that have been taken are, at best, inad 
quate, The summer poverty programs, 
like most other Government projects, 
some places and are 
Шу ineflective in The dif- 
ference, in large mi is one of 
citizen partidpation; that is the key to 
success or s such as the 
Farmers’ Marketing Cooperative Associa- 


function well 


tol 


tion in the black belt of Alabama and 
the Child Development Group in Mis- 
sissippi. where the people were really 
inyolved in the planning and action of 
the program, it was one of the best 
experiences in self-help and grassroots 
initiative. But in places like Chicago, 
where poverty programs are used strictly 
as a tool of the political machinery and 
for dispensing party patronage, the very 
concept of helping the poor is defiled 
and the poverty program becomes just 
nother form of enslavement, 1 still 
wouldn't want to do away with it, 
though, ev icago. We must sim 
ply fight at both the 10 wd the 
national levels to gain as much commu- 
ity control as possible over the poverty 
program. 

But there is no single answer 10 the 
plight of the American Negro. Condi- 
tions and needs vary ge ily in different 
sections of the country. I think that the 
t une bb abe cited 
‚ and especially in the 
y police relations. This 
с and touchy problem that 
rely been adequately emphasized. 
Шу every riot has begun from 
some police action. If you try to tell the 
people in most Negro communities that 
the police are their friends, they just 
laugh at you. Obviously, something des- 
perately needs to be done to corect this. 
1 have been particularly impressed by 
the fact that even in the state of Missis- 
pi e the FRI did a si 
training job with the Mississippi police, 
the police are much more courteous to 
Negroes than they are in Chicago or 
New York. Our police forces simply 
must develop an attitude of couriesy 
nd respect for the ordinary citizen. If 
we can just stop policemen from 
profanity in their encounters with black 
people, we will have accomplished a lot 
In the larger sense, police mu е 
being occupation troops in the ghetto 
nd start protecting its residents. Yet 
very few cities have really faced up to 
this problem and tried to do something 
bout it. It is the most abrasive element 
п Negro white relations, but it is the 
last 10 be scientifically and. objectively 
appraised. 


When you go beyond a relatively sim- 
ple though serious problem such às po- 
ice racism, however, you begin to get 


into all the complexi odern 
American economy. Urb; 
tems in most American cities, lor exam- 
ple, have become a genuine civil rights 
one—becmise the lay- 
systems determi 
the accessibility of jobs to the bi 
у. If transportation syste 
y cities Could be laid out so a 
provide an opportunity for poor people 
to get meaningful employment, then 
they could begin to move into the main- 
stream of American life A good exam- 
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Atlanta, where the rapid-transit system 
has been laid out for the convenience of 
the white upper-middle-class suburbanites 
who commute to their jobs downtown. 
The system has virtually no consideration 
for connecting, the poor people with th 
jobs. There is only one possible explana- 
tion for this situation, and that is the 
t blindness of diy planners. 

"The same problems are to be [ound 
in the areas of rent supplement and 
lowincome housing. "Ihe relevance of 
these issues to human relations and hu- 
man rights cannot be overemphasized. 
The kind of house a man lives in, along 
with the quality of his employment, de- 
termines, to a large degree, the quality 
of his family life. I have known too 
many people in my own parish in Atlan- 
ta who, because they were living 
overcrowded apartments, were constant- 
ly bickering with other members of 
their families—a situation that produced 


many kinds of severe dysfunctions in 
family relations. And yet 1 have seen 
these same families achieve harmony 


when they were able to afford a house 
Mowing for a litte personal privacy 
and freedom of movement. 

All these human-relations problems 
are complex and related, and it's very 
difficult to assign priorities—especially as 
long as the Vietnam war continues. The 
Great Society has become a victim of the 
war. I think there was a sincere desire in 
this country four or five years ago to 
move toward a genuinely great society, 
d I have little doubt that there would 
have been a gradual increase in Federal 
expenditures in this direction, rather 
than the gradual decline that has oc- 
curred, if the war in Vieunam had been 
avoided. 

One of the incongruities of this situa- 
tion is the fact that such a large number 
of the soldiers in the Armed Forces in 
Vietnam—especially the front-line sol. 
diers who are actually doing the fighting 
are Negroes. Negroes have always held 


the hope that if they really demonstrate 
that they are great soldiers and if they 


eally fight for America and help save 
American democracy, then when they 
come back home, America will treat 
them better. This has not been the case. 
Negro soldiers returning from World 
War One were met with race riots, job 
discrimination and continuation of the 
bigotry that they had experienced be 
fore. Alter World War Two, the GI 1 
did offer some hope lor a better life to 
those who had the educational back- 
ground to take advantage of it, and 
there was proportionately less turmoi 
But for the Negro GI, military service 
still represents a means of escape from 
the oppressive ghettos of the rural South 
and the urban North. He often sees the 
Army as an avenue for educational op- 
portunities and job training. He sees in 
the military uniform a symbol of dignity 


236 that has long been denied him by socic- 


ty. The tragedy in this is that military 
service is probably the only possible c 
саре for most young Negro men. Many 
of them go into the Army, risking death, 
in order that they might have a few of 
the human possibilities of life. They 
know that life in the city ghetto or life 
in the rural South almost cert; 
means jail or death or humi 
so, by comparison, mil 
really the lesser risk. 
One young man on our staff, Hosea 
Williams, returned from the foxholes of 
Germany a 00 percent disabled veteran. 
After 13 months in a veterans" hospital, 
he went back to his home town of Atta- 
pulgus, Georgia. On his way home, he 
went into a bus station at Americus, 
Georgia, to get a drink of water while 
ting for his next bus. And while he 
stood there on his crutches, drinking 
from the fountain, he was beaten ge- 
ly by white hoodlums. This pathetic inci- 
dent is all too typical of the treatment 
received by Negroes in this country—not 
only physical brutality but brutal discrim- 
ination when a Negro tries to buy a 
house, and brutal violence against the 
Negro's soul when he finds himself denied 
a job that he knows he is qualified for. 
There is also the violence of having to 
live in a community and pay higher con- 
sumer prices for goods or higher rent for 
equivalent housing Шап are charged in 
the white areas of the city. Do you know 
that a can of beans almost always costs 
a few cents more in grocery chain stores 
located in the Negro ghetto than in a 
store of that same chain located in the 
upper-middle-class suburbs, where the 
median income is five times as high? 
"The Negro knows it, because he works 
in the white man's house as a cook or 
irdener. And what do you think this 
nowledge docs to his soul? How do you 
think it affects view of the society he 
lives in? How can you expect anything. 
but disillusionment and bitterness? The 
question that now is whether we 
can turn the Negros disillusionment 
nd bitterness into hope and faith in 
the essential goodness of the American 
system. If we don't, our society will 
crumble, 
lt is a paradox that those Negroes 
who have given up on America are 
doing more to improve it than are its 
professional patriots. They are stirring 
the mass of smug, somnolent citizens, 
who are neither evil nor good, to an 


awareness of crisis. The confrontation 
uvolves not only their morality but 
their self-interest, and that combination 


promises to evoke positive action. This 
is not a nation of venal people. It is a 
land of individuals who, in the majority, 
have not cared, who have been heartless 
about their black neighbors because 
their cars arc blocked and their eyes 
blinded by the tragic myth that Negroes 
endure abuse without pain or com- 
plaint, Even when protest flared and 


denied the myth, they were fed new 
doctrines of inhumanity that argued 
that Negroes were arrogant, lawless and 
ungrateful, Habitual white discrimina- 
tion was transformed into white back- 
Iash. But for some, the lies had lost their 
grip and an internal disquiet grew. Pov- 
erty and discrimination were undeniably 
real; they scarred the nation; they dirt- 
ied our honor and diminished our pride. 
An insistent question defied evasion 
Was security for some being purchased 
at the price of degradation for others? 
Everything in our traditions said thi 
Kind of injustice was the system of the 
past or of other nations. And yet there 
it was, abroad in our own land 

Thus was born—particularly in the 
young generation—a spirit of dissent 
that ranged from superficial disavowal 
of the old values to total commitment to 
wholesale, drastic and immediate soci 


reform. Yet all of it was dissent. Their 
voice is still a minority; but united with 
millions of black protesting voices, it has 
become a sound of distant thunder in- 
creasing in volume with the gathering of 
storm clouds. This dissent i D 


n ideals that began with coura- 
utemen in New England, that 
continued in the Abolitionist movement, 
that re-emerged in the Populist revolt 
and, decades Jater, that burst forth to 
elect Franklin Roosevelt and John F. 
Kennedy. Today's dissenters tell the com- 
placent majority that the time has come 
when further evasion of social respons 
bility in a turbulent world will court 
disaster and death. America has not yet 
changed because so many think it need 
not change, but this is the illusion of 
the damned. America must change be- 
cause 23,000,000 black citizens will no 
longer live supinely in a wretched past. 
They have left the valley of despair; they 
have found strength in struggle; and 
whether they live or die, they shall never 
crawl nor retreat again. Joined by white 
allies, they will shake the prison walls 
until they fall, America must change. 

A voice out of Bethlehem 2000 years 
ago said that all men are equal. It said 
right would triumph. Jesus of Nazareth 
wrote no books; he owned no property 
to endow him with influence. He had no 
friends in the courts of the powerful, 
But he changed the course of mankind 
with only the poor and the despised. 
Naive and unsophisticated though we 
may be, the poor and despised of the 
20th Century will revolutionize this cra, 
In our “arrogance, lawlessness and in- 
gratitude,” we will fight for human jus 
tice, brotherhood, secure peace and 
abundance for all When we е won 
these—in a spirit of unshakable non- 
violence—then, in luminous splendor, 
the Christi will truly begin. 


SCHEMATIC MAN continea from page 196) 


When my cousin Alvin from Cleveland 
phoned me on my birthday, 1 couldn't 
remember who he was for a minute. (The 
week before, I had told the computer all 
about my summers with Alvin's family, 
including the afternoon when we both 
lost our virginity to the same girl, under 
the bridge by my uncle's farm.) I had to 
write down Schmuel’s phone number, 
and my secretary's, and carry them around 
in my pocket. 

As the work progressed, I lost more. T 
lookcd up at thc sky onc night and saw 
three bright stars in a line overhead. It 
scared me, because I didn't know what 
they were until I got home and took out 
my sky charts. Yet Orion was my first 
and easiest constellation. And when I 
looked at the telescope I had made, I 
could not remember how I had figured 
the mirror. 

Schmuel kept warning me about ove 
work. I really was working a lot, 1 
hours a day and more. But it didn't feel 
like overwork. It [elt as though 1 were 
losing pieces ol myself. I was not merely 
teaching the computer to be me but 
putting pieces of me into the computer. 
I hated that, and it shook me enough to 
make me take the whole of Christmas 
week off. I went to Miami. 


But when I got back to work, I 
couldn't remember how to touch-type 
on the console anymore and was re- 
duced to pecking out information for 
the computer a letter at a time. I felt as 
though I were moving from one place to 
another in installments, and not enough. 
of me had wed yet to be a quorum, 
but what ting to go had. 
portant parts missing. And yet I соп 
ued to pour myself into the magnetic 
memory cores: the lie I told my draft 
board in 1946, the limerick I made up 
about my first wife after the divorce, 
what Margaret wrote when she told me 
she wouldn't marry me. 

There was plenty of room in the stor- 
age banks lor all of it. The computer 
could hold all my brain had held, espe- 
cially with the program my five gradu- 
ate students and I had written. I had 
been worried about that, at first. 

But in the event 1 did not run out of 
room. What I ran out of was myself. I 
remember feeling sort of opaque and 
stunned and empty; and that is all I 
remember until now, 

Whenever “now” i 

I had another friend once, and he 
cracked up while working on telemetry 
studies for one of the Mariner programs. 
1 remember going to see him in the hos- 


him telling me, in his slow, 
ed, coked-up voice, what they 
had done for him. Or to him. Electro- 
shock. Hydrotherapy. 

What worries me is that that is at 
least a reasonable working hypothesis to 
describe what is happening to me now. 

I remember, or think I remember, a 
sharp electric jolt. 1 feel, or think 1 feel, 
a chilling flow around me. 

What does it mean? I wish I were 
sure. I'm willing 10 concede that it 
might mean that overwork me in 
and now I. too, am at Restful Retreat, 
being studied by the psychiatrists and 
changed by the nurses’ aides. Willing to 
concede it? Dear God, I pray for it. I 
pray that that electricity was just shock 
therapy and not something else, 1 pray 
that the flow I feel is water sluidng 
around my sodden sheets and not a flux 
of clectrons in transistor modules. 1 
don't fear the thought of being insane; 1 
fear the alternative. 

I do not believe the alternati 
fear it all the same. I can't bel 
all that’s left of me—my id, my uc, my 
me—is nothing but a mathematical mod- 
el stored inside the banks of the 7091. 
But if I am! H I am, dear God, what 
will happen when and how can I wait 
until—somebody turns me on? 


€. But I 
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; д 1 know it’s not easy to accept 
INCIDENT IN THE STREETS кошка from page 3s) Ac do mu mne 
Then he laughed, a thin, raking, old The doctor started to pitch it away, then ing his hands, tossed the towel into his 
laugh. "You mean, do I think he's pocketed it instead. The eyes, don't they black bag and snapped the bag shut. 
going to diez" Good use them for the eyes? “Well, that's "We all struggle against it, boy, it’s part 
God, m you sec for yourself! beter, I'm sure. But let's be honest: It and parcel ol being alive, u 
"There's nothing left of him, he's a god- doesn't get to the real problem, does it 
nd hardly an appe- Paul's lip tickled where the penny had 1 ‚ let me tell you, son. 
ш one, at 0 He dipped his been. “No, I'm of all too little use to you i to life” Не wagged his finger 
fingers into Paul, licked them, grimaced. there, boy. I can't even pi : m and ended by pressing the 
“I think we should get a blanket for тїйє platitude. Leave that to the god. UP of it to Paul's nose. “That's the se- 
the policeman. sai damn priests, ch? Hechechee! Oops, E that’s my happy paregoric! Hee 
“OF course you should,” s sorry, son! Would you like a priest E ge e 
doctor, wiping his stained hands on a o1 1501 Ben ане Бантова WARS 
small white towel he had brought out of Can't get it out, eh?" The doctor One of those thines, 3 
his black bag. He peered down through probed Paul's neck. "Hmm. No, ob gut death begets lile, theres thal, 
Paul and smiled. viously not.” He shrugged. “Just as well. „y boy, and dont you ever forget it! 
ated down be Whar could have to вау, Survival and murder are synonyms, son, 
side him. “I'm sorry. son. There's not a ch?” He chuckled dryly, then looked first flaw of the universe! Hee-hee-h— 
damn thing I can do. Well, yes, I sap- up at the policeman, who still had not ! No time for puns! For- 
pose I can take this penny off your lip. left to search out a blanket, "Don't get I said 
You've little use for it, chi" He laughed just stand there, man! Get this lad a Its OR, said Paul. Listening to the 
softly. "Now, lets see, there's no func priest!” The police officer, dutching his doctor had at least made him forget the 


tion for ? No, no, there it i mouth, hurried away, out of Paul's eye- tickle on his lip and it was gone. 
ew life burgeons out of rot, new 


mouths consume old organisms, father 
dies at orgasm, mother dies 
only old dame mass, with her t 
of stuff and tickle, persists, suffering her 
long, slow split into pure light and pure 
carbon! Heehechee! A tender thought! 
Don't you agree, kid?” The doctor gazed 
olf into s happily contemplating the 


scribe a sopo- 


s, said Paul. 


process. 
I tell you what, said Paul, Let's forget 


returned 


Just then, the police 
with a big quilted comfortei 
the doctor spread it gently over P 
body, leaving only his face 
people pressed closer to v 

Back! Back!” shouted the policeman. 
“Have you no respect for the dying? 
Back, 1 say 

“Oh, come now.” chided the doctor. 
"Let them watch, il they want to. It 
hardly matters to this poor fellow; and 
en if it does, it can't matter for much 
And it will help keep the flies 


His 
voice faded away. Paul dosed his eyes. 

As he lay there among the curio 
several odd questions plagued Paul's 
mind. He knew there was no point to 
them, but he couldn't rid himself of 
them. Ihe book, for example: Did he 
have a book? And if he did, what book, 
and what had happened 10 it? And what 
about the stop light, that lost increment 
of what men call history; why had no 
one brought up the matter of the stop 
light? And pure carbon he could under- 
stand, but as for light; What could its 
purity consist of? KI. Fourteen. Th. 


impression thar it had happened belorc. 
Yes, these were mysteries, all right. His 
head ached from them, 


“Taylor Street? Gee, I dunno. . . . 


People approached Paul from time to 
time to look under the blanket. Some 
only peeked, then turned away, while 
others stayed 10 poke around, dip their 
hands in the mutilations. There seemed 
to be more st in them now that 
they were covered. There were some 
arguments and occasional horseplay. but 
the doctor and the policeman kept things 
from getting out of hand. If someone 
arrogantly ventured a La , the 
doctor always put him down with some 
toilet-wall barbarism; on the other hand, 
he reserved his purest, most mellifluous 
toponymy for small childre 
girls, He made several mei 
ments with the latter. The police officer, 
though uneasy, stayed nearby, Once, 
when Paul happened to open his eyes 
after having had them closed some while, 
the policeman smiled warmly down on 
him and said: "Don't worry, good fel 
low, I'm still here. Take it as easy as 
you can. ГЇЇ be here to the very end. 
You can count on me.” Bullshit, thought 
Paul, though not ungratefully, and he 
thought he remembered hearing the 
doctor echo him as he fell off to Sleep. 

When he awoke, the streets were 
empty. They had all wearied of it, as he 
had known they would. It had clouded 
over, the sky had darkened, it was prob 
ably night and it had begun to rain 
lightly. He could now see the truck 
clearly, off to his left. Must have been 
people in the way before. 


Never would have gues 
life could such things 

When he glanced to 
surprised to find an old man sitting near 
him. Priest, no doubt. He had come, aft- 
er ай... black hat, long grayish beard, 
sitting in the puddles now forming i 
the street, legs crossed. Go on, said 
ul, don’t suffer on my account, don't 

for me. But the old man remained, 


ed. Only in true 
appen. 
ight, he was 


clothes: prosopopoei: 
patience. The priest. Yet, something 
about the clothes: Well, they were in 
rags. Pieced together and han; i 
tatters. The hat, 100, now that he no- 
ticed. At short intervals. the old man’s 
head would nod, 

his body would tip, he would catch him- 
self with a start, grunt, glance suspi- 
ciously about him, then back down at 
Paul, would finally relax again and re- 
commence the cyde. 

Paul's eyes wearied, especially with 
the rain splashing into them, so he ler 
them fall dosed once more. But he be- 
gan suffering discomforting visions of 
the old priest, so he opened them again, 
squinted off to the left, toward the 
truck. A small dog, wiry and yellow, 


added along in the puddles. h 
g and bunching up with the г; 
sniffed at the tires of the truck, 
its leg by one of them, sniffed ag; 
padded on. It cirded around Paul, 
parently not noticing him but poking 
s nose at every object, narrowing the 
distance between them with every circle. 


Ir passed close by the old man, snarled, 
completed another half circle and ap- 
proached Paul from the left. It stopped 


near Paul's head—the wet-dog odor was 
sulfocating—and whimpered, 


just legs crossed, 
watched. ОГ co 
An old begga 
when he died. Go ah 
now, Paul told him. I don't care, But 
the beggar only sat and stared. Paul felt 
a tugging sensation from below, heard 
the dog growl. His whole body seemed 
to jerk upwa 

flash through his neck. The dogs I 
feet were planted alongside Paul's he 
and now and again the right paw would 


ng lor the clothes 
d and take them 


lose its footing, kick nervously at Paul's 
face. Finally. something gave way. The 
dog shook water out of its yellow coat 
1 padded a a fresh. piece of flesh 
between its jaws. The beggar's eyes 
crossed, his head dipped to his chest and 
he started to topple forward, but again 
he caught himself, took a deep breath, 
uncrossed his legs, crossed them again, 
but the opposite w 
pocket and | 

butt, molded 
gers, put it 
it. For am instant, the earth upended 
id Paul found himself hung on 
the strect, a target for the millions of 
rain darts somebody out in the ht was 
throwing at him. There's nobody out 
there, he reminded himself, and that 
set the earth right again. The beggar 
spat. Paul shiclded his eyes from the rain 
with his lids. He thought he heard other 
dogs. How much longer must this go on? 
he wondered. How much longer? 


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240 


the talking trees benen from page 136) 


get up and come in. He faltered after 
her white back and stood inside the 
door. The only light was from the fire. 

Nobody heeded him. Dick stood by 
the corner of the mantelpiece, one palm 
flat on it, his other hand holding his 
trembling corncob. He was peering 
coldly at her. His eyclashes almost mct. 
Georgie lay sprawled in a chintzy arm- 
other side of the fire, 
wearily g the ash from a black 
cigarette into the fender, Opposite him, 
Jimmy Sullivan sat on the edge of a 
cha is elbows on his knees, his eye- 
balls sticking out as if he had just s 
lowed something hard and raw. Nobody 
said a word. She stood in the center of 
the carpet, looking guardedly from one 
to the other of them out of her hooded 
eyes, her thumbs inside the elastic of 
her gym knickers, ready to press them 
down over her hips. When Georgie sud- 
denly whispered, “The seven veil!" 
he at once wanted to ter them all 
over their heads with his fiddle case, to 
shout at her to stop, to shout at them 
that they had seen everything, to shout 
t they must look no more. Instead, he 
lowered his head so that he saw noth 
but her bare feet. Her last ugly g 
slid to the carpet. He heard three long 
gasps, became aware that Dick's pipe 
had fallen to the floor, that Georgie had 
started si б ted as if 
he was going to strike her. Jimmy had 
covered hi e with his hands. 

A coal tinkled from the fire to the 


ght up, one fist 


fender. With averted eyes, he went to it, 
knelt before it, wet his fingers with his 
spitde, as he had often seen his mother 
do, deftly dropped the coal back on the 
fire and remained so for a moment, 
watching it light a . Then he sidled 
back to his violin case, walked out into 
the hall, flung open the door on a sky of 
stars and straightway started to race the 
whole length of the Mardyke, from pool 
to pool of light, in duce gasping spurts. 

After the first spurt, he stood panting 
until his heart stopped hammering. He 
heard a girl laughing softly behind a 
tree. Just before his second halt, he saw 
ahead of him a man and a woman ap- 
proaching him arm in arm; but when he 
came mp to where they should have 
been, they, too, had become invisible. 
Halted. breathing, listening, he heard 
them murmuring somewhere in the dark. 
At his third, panting rest, he heard an 
invisible girl s Oh no, oh no!” and 
a man’s urgent voice say, “But yes, but 
yes!” He felt that behind every tree 
there were kissing lovers, and ran with- 
out stopping until he had emerged from 
the Mardyke among the bright lights 
of the city. Then, he was in his own 
street, the sweat cooling on his forehead, 
standing outside the shuttered plumber's 
shop above which they lived. Slowly he 
climbed the bare stairs to their floor and 
their door. He paused for 2 moment to 
Jook up through the bare window at the 
stars, opened the door and went in. 
Four heads around the supper table 


“Here's an honest one: It says, 
‘Wanted: colored college graduate to sit at 
conspicuous desk in front office of large, hypocritical 


corporation, $250 per month. 


turned to look inquiringly at him. At 
one end of the table, his mother sat 
g her blue apron. At the other 
end, his father sat in his rolled-up shirt 
sleeves, as if he had only just laid down 
the pressing iron. Turlough gulped his 
food. Jenny smiling mockingly at 
him. She had the red ribbon in her hair 
1 the mother-of-pearl brooch at her 
neck. 

“You're bloody late!” his father said 
crossly. "What the hell kept you? I hope 
you came straight home from your les- 
son. What way did you come? Did you 
meet anybody or talk to anybody? You 
know I don't want any loitering at 
night. 1 hope you weren't cadeying with 
any blackguards? Sit down, sir, and eat 
your supper. Or did your lordshi 
pect us to wait for you? WI 
y tonight? What did Professor Hart- 
un give you to practice for your next 
lesson?" 

He sat in his place. His mother filled 
his plate and they all ate in silence. 

Always the questions! Always talk- 
ing and talking ar him! They never let 
h lone for a minute. His hands sank. 
He stared at his greasy plate. She was 
so lovely. So white. So lovely. His mother 
1 gently, "You're not cat 
Are you all right?” 

He said, “Ves, yes, 1 

Like birds. Like stars. Like music. 

His mother said, "Yon ave very 
tonight, Tommy. You usually have a lot 
of talk after you've been to Professor 
Hartmann. What are you thinking of?” 
hey were so beautiful!” he blurted, 
What was so bloody beautiful?" his 
father rasped. “What are you blathering 
abou 
The stars," he said hastily. 

Jenny laughed. His father frowned, 
Silence returned. 

He knew that he would never a 
go back to the sweetshop. They would 
only w; to talk and talk about her. 
They would want to bring everything 
out into the light, boasting and smi 
about her, taunting him for having run 
away. He would be happy forever if 
nly he could walk every night of his 
fc up the dark Mardyke, hearing noth- 
ing but a girl's laugh from behind a 
tree, a branch squeaking and the troll 
аше of a lost tram; walk on and on, 
deeper into the darkness, until he could 
see nothing but one tall house whose 
fanlight she would never put out again. 
The doorbell might ring, but she would 
not hear it. It might be answered, but 
not by her. She would be gone. He had 
known that ever since he hi her 
laughing softly by his side as he ran 
away with her forever between those 


talking trees. 


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THE STATESMAN (continued from page 178) 


*T think he might once have been intoler- 
ant of liberals as such,” his brother John 
a year or two later, “because his 
experience was with the high- 
speaking kind who never 


cart 
minded, hip 
get anything done. That all changed the 


moment he met a liberal like Walter 
Reuthe 

1 forget whose phrase “experiencing 
1—7. S. Eliots. I think—but 
th what Robert Kenned: 1, and it 
accounted for his fascinating develop- 
ment and peculiar power as a politic 
leader. “I won't say I st 
nights worrying about 
fore I became Attorney 
once observed w 
ness. Then, as Attorney General, he 
found himself in the center of the ten- 
sions generated by race and by poverty. 

He set himself to fight the extr 
icaps American law and order imposed 
on the blacks and the poor. He sent in 
Federal marshals and troops to put 
gro students into Southern. universities. 
He established an Office of Cr 
tice to help the poor have 
in the courts. As chai 
dents Gommittee on Juvenile Delin- 
quency. he helped invent a. number of 
the programs that later went into the w 
against poverty—among them, the con- 
cepts of community action, of the m; 
mum feasible parti 
and of a youth service corps (VISTA). 
He wanted, he liked to say, a Depart- 
ment of Justice, not a Department of 
Prosecution. 

The particular qu: 


nature 


yed awake 


G 


fair break 
man of the Presi- 


pation of the poor 


ity of his expe 
encing nature was his power to perceive 
the world from the viewpoint of its 
casualties and 
power of id on. When Robert 
Kennedy went into Harlem or Bedford- 
Stuyvesant, when he visited a sharecrop- 


pers cabin or an Indian reservation, 
bloated 
away in 
blc hovels, his 
1, 


these were his children with 
bellies, his parents wasting 
dreary old age, Ais miser 
meager scraps lor dinner. He saw it 
with personal intensity, from the inside; 
he was part of it. It was because those 
he came among felt this that they gave 
him so unreservedly their confidence and 
love. Senator Philip A. Hart of 
igan put it this way: “Thousands 
in this nation looked on Robert Kennedy 
and did not sce a young man, richly cn- 
dowed personally and financially. They 
tead, a man who chose to face 
degradation, fatigue, ridicule—and even 
death—to be a champion for these who 
needed a champion.” 

This was the driving emotion of his 
political maturity: this passionate identi- 
fication with the victims of the 20th 
Century. It accounted for his attitudes 
in foreign as well as in domestic alf 
‘Although the world’s imperfections 
may well call forth the acts of war," he 


irs. 


said in one of his Vietnam speeches, 
ighteousness cannot obscure the agony 
and pain those acts bring to a single 
child.” He could not abide the thought of 
his nation as the dealer of indiscriminate 
death to innocent people. He was de 
termined to bring the Vietnam war to 
an end and make sure there would be no 
more Vietnams in the future. 

No one ever necded to explain to him 
the revolutionary ferocities in the devel- 
oping countries. When he encountered 
students in Latin America or Africa or 
Asia indignant over oppression and in- 
justice, he recognized that this would be 
his own indignation were he one of 
those students. He declined to see it as 
the Americin responsibility to crack 
down on popular aspirations for social 
change. “The worst thing we could do,” 
aid, “would be to take as our mission 
the suppression of disorder and internal 
upheaval everywhere it appears" He 
well understood how we came through 
to the rest of the world—how what we 
saw as our desire to help other countries 
came through as a desire to run other 
countries, how our rectitude came 
through as arrogance. Because of this, he 
ys the advocate of restraint in 
not want his na 
tion to throw its weight around, nor 
force other nations against closed doors. 
America, as he saw it, would guide the 


world more effectively through its ex 
ample than through its nuclear arsenal. 
This power of identification was the 


raw material of his politics. But emotion. 
by itself does not constitute а political 
creed. In the last four years of his life, 
as Scnator from New York, Robert Ken- 
nedy began to convert emotion into 
philosophy and strategy. In doing so. he 
was, I believe, heading toward a basic 
reconstruction of American liber: 
a reconstruction that, had he become 
Tresident, might have marked as em 
phatic a stage in the evolution ol Ameri- 
can democracy as that wrought in other 
times by Andrew Jackson or Franklin 
Roosevelt. 

To transform emotion 
a democratic leader must have other 
qualities. besides sympathy: He must 
have a sense of reality, an analytical 
understanding of the problems, an 
stine for program and action, a capacity 
to rally a majority behind his policies 
and the will and skill to put policies 
into effect. He must, in short, unite 
ideas with power. This is what Robert 


ism— 


nto politi 


he talked about the 


children in the ghetto, for example, ap- 
palling statistics would pour out in an 
impassioned flow: that the average Har 
child loses ten. points in his I. Q. 
between the third and the sixth grades. 
that only two percent of the 30,000 
college-preparatory diplomas issued by 
New York City high schools in 1967 went 
to black teenagers. But defining prob- 
lems, ruminating about them, was only 
the start. "How many people are going to 
suffer,” he once asked, y chil 
dren are going to die, and how many 
other children are going to be unedu- 
cated while somebody is trying to find 
a solution? 

As he thought about the defects ol 
American society, he began to feel more 
and more keenly the limitations of the 
solutions left over from the New Deal 
and the Thirties. The New Deal ap- 
proach—áà vigorous national Govern- 
ment fighting depression by establishing 
imum levels of economic and social 
security—had saved the country in a 
decade when general collapse had. pro- 
duced local demoralization. But national 
programs designed to give self-reliant 
men insurance against unemployment, 
sickness and old age did not, in his 
judgment, answer the problems of others 
who had inherited. poverty aud. regarded. 
it as a permanent condition. or ol yet 
others debarred from opportunity be 
cause of the color of their skin. 

lt should be understood that he was 
not, in the manner of Barry Goldwater 
or Paul Goodman, inveighing against 
the natio: Government as such. He 
regarded the Federal role in supplying 
resources and setting standards as indis- 
pensable. Nor, when he talked of decen- 
tralization, was he arguing States’ rights. 
He had no illusions about the superior 
virtue of local bureaucracies. He was 
talking about something different—about 
what he called, in a favorite word. 
participation." He meant by this not at 
1 а resort to the state and municipal 
units that had so long toadied to the 
local moguls but the creation of "new 
community institutions that local resi- 
dents control and through which they 
can express their wishes." Such new 
stitutions, he hoped, could build 
sufficiency and self-determir 


> wi 


sell- 
tion within 

help the 
nd bring 
residents but. the 
stream 


the communities ol poverty. 
poor shape their own destiny 
individual 


not 


just 
e со 
of Ameri 
“What we must seek,” said Kennedy 
ms but greater 

ion." The community-develop- 
ment corporation was his chosen instru- 
ment. Of course, such corporations could 
not succeed without Federal support, 
induding tax credits and. deductions for 
firms moving into poverty areas. But 
the vital aspect was the enlistment of the 
concern of the ghetto, as well as the 
al of the surrounding commun 


the effort at reg ion. Though 
the Senatorial habit is to speak rather 
tham act, Kennedy characteristically ig- 
nored precedent and acted. In 1966, he 
organized two corporations—one com- 
posed of residents of Bedford-Stuyvesant, 
the second-largest black ghetto in the 
land, the other of august New York 
financiers—to work together for the hu- 
manization of life in this sad and wasted 
New York enclave, 

The key, he thought, was the creation 
of employment in the ghettos. Kennedy 
resisted the presently fashionable idea 
of a guaranteed annual income. Such 
schemes, he felt, could not provide the 
"sense of self-sufficiency, of participation 
in the life of the community, that is 
essential for citizens of a democracy." 
Let Government be not the patron of 
last resort but “the employer of last 
resort; income maintenance could come 
later. 

The approach was novel, and Ke 
nedy's programs were worked out in im- 
pressive technical detail, But it would 
be nonseme to say that his philosophy 
and program accounted for his populari 
ty. Most of his followers had no cl 
idea what he was proposing. They only 
had confidence in his motives and his 
purpose. So, like every American leader 
from George Washington on, Kennedy 
relied in part on personality to wi 
support for policies. Recent events, how 
ever, had. given the role oL personality 
n even greater significance in American 

politic; and Kennedy was the bene- 
ficiary and, ultimately, the victim of this 
development. To understand all this, we 
must endure a digression into the ques- 
tion of the New Politics. 

This enigmatic phrase in recent 
months had been more uttered than un- 
derstood. I do not c now pre 
cisely what others mean by it. But I take 
it that American political life has been 
undergoing a fundamental change as a 
result primarily of changes in the means 
of communication. Beneath his vaude- 
ville, Marshall McLuhan has a funda- 
mental point, The change began with 
radio but has assumed a new and dec 
sive aspect with the rise of television 
and the publicopinion poll. 

The ellect of television and polling 
has been to hasten the dissolution of 
the tradicional structures of American 
politics. For a century, a series of 
institutions—the political organization, 
the trade union, the farm organiza- 
tion, the ethnic group—has mediated 
between the politician and the voter, 
interpreting issues to their constituencies 
and rallying their constituencies for the 
campaign, These functions are now 
being taken over by the mass media. 
The result will soon be to liquidate the 
traditional brokers of American politics, 

242 leaving candidates face to face with a 


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diffused and 
opinion. 
The Old Politics is becoming a self- 
perpetuating myth—a myth kept alive 
by the political professionals, whe have 
vested interest in its preservati 
by newspapermen, who spend most of 
their time interviewing political profes- 
sionals, The people have meanwhile 
struck out on their own. They base their 
judgments each evening on Walter Cron- 
kite and David Brinkley and register 
their views each week through Louis 
Harris and George Gallup. They regard 
the old political establishment with con- 
tempt and respond to any candidate 
who sets himself against the old faces, 
The anticstablisiunent. candidates appeal 
above all to the students, who thus far 
have been the only ones to develop 
modes of organization ıhat will work in 
the electronic age. In short, the old, 
slow-motion broker politics is now giv- 
ing way to the politics ol im 
ticipation. 
of course, ch 
belore television. But 
electronic media have intensified 
impact of personality on politic even 
while they have made the fabrication of 
artificial personae more dificult. Eugene 
IcCarthy, whose acolytes proudly de- 
scribe him as an antihero, uses television 
with great subtlety and skill—far more 
effectively than the paladins of the Old 
Politics such as Nixon and Hu 
for Kennedy, his very d . impar 
tience and absence of self-consciousness 
made him a natural for the new media. 
himself recently handed down 


highly sensitive public 


the 
the 


scene, it is to see how 
much bigger he was than the mere 
candidate role he undertook to per- 
form. His many hidden dimensions 
ppeared less on the rostrum than 


ttos and in his casy rapport 
the surging generosity of 
young hearts. He strove to do good 
by stealth and blushed to find it 
this [reluctant hero] 
ity chat gave integrity and pow- 


And TV did the rest. So Kennedy was 
mobbed, touched and caressed far more 
than the charismatic idols of the past— 
Franklin Roosevelt, William Jennings 
Bryan or Andrew Jackson—ever were. 
Kennedy himself regarded ай this 
without enthusiasm and with character 
ic fatalism. He did not like having 
aks torn from his wrists or shocs 
from his feet; and he well knew that 
men who become symbols of issues court 
the attention of fanatics. But he knew 
also that personal leadership was an 
indispensable means of welding dispa- 


rate groups together in a common cause. 

It was this cause he carried in 1968 to 
prosperous suburbs and complacent coun- 
try towns in Indiana, Nebraska, Oregon 
and Californ He insisted on describ- 
g the shameful things he had seen 
in America to people who did not want 
to hear about them. He kept saying, in 
his flat, vibrant voice, “This is not ac 
ceptable. . . . I think we can do better 
Many felt threatened by his sense of 
crisis and his summons 
became fashionable to s 
"divisive" figure. No doubt he was divi- 
sive in the chambers of comma 
the country clubs. But in the context of 
the great and terrible divisions in Amer 
ican society—affluent America vs. impov- 
erished America, white America vs. black 
America, middle-aged America vs. young 
Americi—Robert Kennedy was the most 
unifying figure in our pol 

To understand his political thrust, we 
must suffer another digression. Political 
commentators for some time have been 
reading obit over what they call 
the Roosevelt coalition—that combina- 
tion of the working Classes, the ethnic 
minorities and the intellectuals th; 
F. D. R. put together in the era when 
income provided the line of division 
American politics. In New Deal days, 
the low-income groups supported not 
only the programs of economic redistr 
bution from which they denved direct 
benefit but also F. D. R's policies of so- 
cial reform, internationalism and civil 
freedom. Now, the pundits say, cconom- 
ic issues are less importa ssucs of 
freedom and foreign policy are more 
i nd, in consequence, the di- 
viding line in our present politics is no 
longer income but education. The low- 
income groups, being also the least edu 
cated, have turned against the libe 
ideals of F.D. R. On Negro rights, civil 
ics and foreign policy, they take 
the most primitive positions: They can't 
wait to crack down on the blacks, im- 
prison the agitators and bomb hell out 
of the North Vietnamese. The A.F. L. 
C. I. O. is thus more reactionary on for- 
cign policy than the United States 
Chamber of Commerce. 

On the other hand, the higher the de- 
gree of education, the greater the degree 
of enlightenment on noneconomic issues. 
Therefore, according to the pundits, 
the new liberal coalition must organize 
the college: nites, tech- 
micans, intellectuals, socially conscious 
businessmen, church groups—in a new 
rally of the illuminati; as for the prole- 
tariat, leave that to George Wallace. So 
the anointed Eugene McCarthy summed 
it up last May before a college audience 
at Corvallis, Oregon, The polls, Mc 
Carthy said, showed that Robert Ken- 
nedy ran best “among the less intelligent 


“Oh, God! It's really been one of those days!” 


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244 


and less educated people in America. 
And 1 don't mean to fault them for vot 
ing for him, but 1 think that you ought 
in mind as you go to the 


polls here. 

Robert Kennedy sud to hell with 
that. He persisted in caring about the 
“less educated.” Unlike McCarthy, he 
did not regard them as necessarily less 
intelligent; and he was not prepared to 

nd them over 10 George Wallsce. He 
did not suppose they had changed all 
that much since the Thirties. He under- 
stood that they had followed Roosevelt 
then on issues outside thei 
cern—such as civil 
and foreign policy—not because they 
had clear views on these issues but be- 
ause they had a confidence in Roosevelt 
founded in his leadership on the issues 
that were part of their daily concern. 
Kennedy was sure that they could be 
reclaimed for political decency. He had 
the power to reconstitute the Roosevelt 
coalition—and add to it the new groups 
of John Kenneth С 
state, especially the ma 
students. (It 
m that his hesitation in entering the 
Presidential competition of 1968 lost him 
the support of so many among the young 
and in the intellectu 


constituency.) 

The reconstruction of the New Deal 
coalition was well under way last spring. 
In Ind for example, Kennedy, like 
F.D.R. before him, carried both black 
ad backlash precincts. Paul Cowan of 
The Village Voice, reporting in July on 
George Wallace in Massachusetts, wrote, 
“I realized for the first time how impor- 
nt Robert Kennedys candidacy had 
been. He was the last liberal polit 
could чис with white 
ng-class How far we 
ys of the New 
edy was also, of course, the 
ted. best. 


who 
work 
have 
Deal! Ke 
white pol 
with nonwhite America. 

The fact that personality played so 
vital а part in his appeal led some 
lastidious souls in 1968, in understand. 
coil from the overweening ego ol 
Lyndon Johnson, to condemn the whole 
idea of strong. political personalities. For 
а moment, it even began to be fashion- 
ble to flinch from the very idea of a 
strong President. Senator. McCarthy, the 
first liberal in this century to campaign 
against the Presidency. said in August of 
John Kennedy: "What I regret is the 
he personalized the Presidency. 1 
Know that Johnson has done this, but 
1 think he has done it defensively as 
things have got more and more out of 
control. Jack did it almost deliberately. 
He brought all the new men in and 
conveyed the impression that all power 
radiated from the Presidency. 

Robert Kennedy rejected the peculiar 


commu 


who communi 


able 


ef in the virtues of a weak Presidency 

derstood that we were heading into 
perilous times, that the ties that had 
precariously bound Americans together 
were under almost intolerable strain and 
that cutting back Presidential authority 
could be a disastrous error at just the 
time when only a strong President could 
deal effectively with our most difficult 
and urgent problem: racial justice. As 
never befo he felt, the President had 
to be the tribune of the disinherited and 
the dispossessed. He perceived this need 
more lucidly than anyone else, and he 
alone tried to fll it: no other candidate 
—least of all the other “liberal,” Mc- 
Carthy—even saw the point. No other 
candidate offered such a possibility in. 
deed, any serious possibility—ol serving 
as a bridge between the alienated groups 
and middle class America 

Kennedy thus became the champion 

of those who in the past had been the 
constituents of no one. Some champions 
of forgotten men—Hitler, Huey Long. 
Pierre Poujade, George Wallace—sought 
only rancor and destruction. Others— 
Jackson, Lloyd George. Roosevel 
sought to redress grievance and 
society a new sense of community. 
nedy's resolve was to use the Pre 
t0 lead the excluded groups into full 
and healthy participation in American 
sociery. He was the representative of the 
unrepresented in American politi 
and their hope for re-entry into Ameri- 
can Ше. These were the people who 
swarmed over his when he was alive, 
who stood with weeping faces by the 
1 tracks when the funeral train 
d his body from New York to 
gton. 
s was the politics of Robert Ken- 
He understood the terrible angers 
boiling up within our society: he identi- 
fied himself with the need. for 
tion and opportunity on the part ol 
those whom “respectabl had 
made oute 
saw the Presidency 
through which to bring 
and justice within the 
order. 

He brought to this politics his own dis- 
ve personal qualities. He perceived 
the future as plastic, mysterious, requir- 
ing adventure d forever 
testing man’s will and hope 
standy responded to challenge 
some challenges visible to no 
there were always more rapids he h 
shoot amd mountains to climb. Living 


bout progress 
constitutional 


He 


con- 


had to life. Some, of course, n 
stood, or refused to understand, what he 
was all about, They supposed him hard, 
uthless, unfeeling. unvielding, a hate 
In fact, he was exceptionally gentle and 
considerate, bluntly honest, profoundly 
xtremely funny, the best 


of husbands and fathers, the dearest of 
friends. He loved his fellow citizens and 
was prepared to trust himself to them. 
The quality of his love was such that it 
would have survived the depraved and 
terrifying act that destroyed him. 

He was a brilliant and devoted man, 
superbly equipped by intelligence, judg- 
ment and passion to discharge great 
national tasks. He was, indeed, better 
prepared Гог the Presidency than his 
brother had been in 1960. His expe 
ence had been wider and he had been 
exposed to more of the agonizing prob- 
lems of his country and the world. His 
freedom from conventionality and his 
instinctive candor of mind and heart 
penetrated to fundamentals and stimu- 
ted those around him to fresh insight 
ad sympathy. He was our 
mising leader. 1 agree wi 


nion most 


pr 


Ан 
become the 
test Presidents in our 


Kennedy was still 
elected, he would 
three or four gre; 
ional hi: d 

The destiny of nations is not likely to 
be settled by the destiny of individuals. 
Yet leadership can make a vast difference 
—as in our own day, one way or another, 
the lives of. Churchill and Roosevelt, of 
Gandhi and Lenin, of Hitler and Mus- 
solini. ol Tito and Mao, of De Gaulle 
nd John Kennedy have plainly show 
No one can doubt that our country has 
lost immeasurably in the years to come 
through the murders of John and Robert 
Kennedy. They were brought to death by 
the worst in America—the self-rightcous- 
ed, the 
Г that violence is proof of 


one of 


ness, the bigotry, the relish of ha 


idiotic be 


virility—as they succeeded so greatly in 
d the best in the 


life because they т 
nation they loved: the 
ery, the self-mocking humor, the f 
freedom and reason. 
And what of the Kennedy lega 
“The good of man.” said Aristotle, 
“must be the end of the science of 
politics.” Robert Kennedys last cam- 
paign set forth in a compelling way the 
agenda for American politics in the 
Seventies: the need to move beyond 
n пуоріа and to embrace the 
disinherited and the dispossessed in a 
d jus 
ie beyond our vi- 
d Robert Kennedy in South 


delle-class 


new circle of human 
“Our future may 


Sion," si 


Africa, “but it is nor completely beyond 
our control. 1t is the shaping impulse of 
America that neither fate nor nature nor 


the irresistible tides of history, but the 
work of our own hands, matched to 
reason and principle, will determine des 
tiny. There that, even a 

g Iso expei 

truth, In any event, it is the only way 


we can live.” 


DOMESTIC SERVICE 


(continued from page 152) 


A whole day would pass and nothing 
happened in the house and in the road 
nothing of greater moment than the rare 
appearance of a four-wheeled cab. The 
youngest sister complained of Mord 
m'lys singing, which disturbed her 
elder sisters’ literary labors, and at the 
same time pointed out to Mord Emily 
that it was not considered good form for 
a general servant to whistle. Mord Em'ly 
spoke to the girl next door, and the girl 
next door, on learning that her mother 
a cliarwoman, dropped the acquaint- 
ie and told the other girls in the 
road, so that when by any chance Mord 

а red very 


It is scarcely to be wondered at that 
when Mord E rd of an opening 
in a jam factory, she grabbed at it. And 
all over London. thousands of other 
Mord Envlys were leaving domestic serv- 
ice for factory lile. In the mid-Thirties, 
an arca covering three quarters of the 
County of London, there were, accord- 
to the author of The New Survey 
of London Life and Labor, only iwo 
servants to every hundred people 

"To my mind— throw it out merely as 
а suggestion—the root of the whole 


trouble was that servants were called 
servants, 
In a sense, we are all servants. whether 


we work in a posh office or a dark basc- 
ment; but to tlie sensitive mind, there is 
something revolting in the word, When 
an editor asks me to write an article, as 
it might be on the lost art of domestic 
service, I touch my hat and say “Yes, 
sir,” but I should hate it if 1 were de- 
scribed as a servant. I prefer to look on 
myself as the help. 

What a boon Ате wention of 
that word has been. It docs away with 
hed to doing the dusting 
and washing up and preserves the sell 
respect. II nd had adopted it 200 
years ago, the sceptered isle would be in 
beer shape today as regards securing 
assistance of the cooks, housem; 
s who are in such she 
y ly might have become 
quite fond of Lucella Road, Peckham, if 
she hud been called. the help. 

Unquestionably, employers of hous 
hold labor are having a sticky time at 
the moment; but what of the future? 
Going by the form book and taking inta 
the shrinkage there has 
been in the last half century or so, one 
would say before long the entire 
race of domestics would die out; but 
Dr. Michael Young, in book The 
Rise of the Meritocrucy, thinks other 
wise. He predicts that domestic service 
1 be re-established. 


a's 


consideration i 


The 
me 


it out. 
whe: 


Here i 
time, he 
will be a 
not bluc blood nor money, just solid me 
йана two thirds of the population will 
by then be a pretty brainy bunch, up- 
and-coming and equal to anything, But 
the other one third, the complexities of 
modern civilization having become too 
much for their poor weak heads, will be 
unemployable in the ordinary economy, 
and the only thing they will be fit for 
will be doing the chores for the gifted 
two thirds, thus releasing the latter's en 
ergies for higher things. This backward 
one umd will be enrolled in a Home 
H. p Co ps, with fixed м 
conditions. 

It sounds all right, but I am not sure I 
like the idea. Through no fault of my 
own, I am not very bright, and 1 am cer- 
tain to be among the first to be flunked 


yes, hours and 


the examination (which will presum 
ably separate the brainy [rom the 
dumb) and told to become a member of 
the Home Help Corps. I see myself as a. 
sort of Mr. Clean, constantly called on 
at a moments notice to do the dirty 
work. (“Your kitchen sink not working. 
Professor? Clogged up, you say? We'll 
soon fix that. Where's Wodehouse? Send 
for Wodehouse. Oh, there you are, 
Wodehouse. Well, snap into it, don't 
just sit there. Ger your tweezers or what- 
ever you call them and hurry off to this 
gentleman's address.") 

But walt. A ray of 
through the clouds. Glancing again at 
Dr. Young’s book, I see that all this is 
not going to happen much before 1999. 
By that time, it is quite possible that, as 

y 88th birthday falls next October, I 
shall not be around. Oh, goody, goody. 


sunshine steals 


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246 Material. 


THE MAN 


to me. I wasn't ready for public discus- 
sion. I [elt uncasy under the steady gaze 
of my host and this roomful of important 
strangers. So, hesitatingly, rather arro- 
gandy, and perhaps even ruthlewly, I 
plunged in. "I told Jerry—its a long 

m Mexico City 1 wouldn't have 
I hadn't liked the book. 
I could see Kennedy's eyes taking this 
n. ngers. But there 
was something in his silence that made 
me wonder if he wasn't the only one in 


the room who did tone 
or content of the 

The next ques s to learn 
in time—was typically R. F.K.: "Well, 


was there anything about the book that 
you didn't like?" 

I felt he was the kind of man who 
could accept nothing less than the fat- 
out truth, So I said, Yes, there were a 
few things in it that had disturbed me. I 
could [ecl a gentle pressure on my foot 
from the shoe of my friend Jerry Wald. 
"E think we'd all be interested what 
you have to say.” Kennedy said. With a 
nervous glance at Jerry and the watchful 
faces around the table, I went on: 

“There is one chapter about how hard 
everybody worked. How the aides stayed 
in their offices until after midnight— 


how they caught planes at three in the 
morning—how they arrived in other cit- 
ies and went rut to work on their 


cases without any sleep. 


in a com- 
pletely noncommittal tone. I couldn't 
tell if I was getting through or arousing 
his “arrogance.” And 1 could feel Wald's 
continuing pressure on my foot. 
“Well—what struck me was, why 
shouldn't you all work hard? A lot of 
people in this country, when they get 
deeply involved in what they're doing, 
happily work around the clock. I thought 
there was something slightly sclfright- 
eous about that chapter. And we tax 
payers could react, "Aside from the fact 
that your staff obviously is dedicated to 
fighting corruption and your book does 
make that awfully clear—we рау them 
to work hard. 
By this time, Jerry was deftly kicking 
me in the shin, There was some sell 
defense from aides around the table and 
reproachful glances from members of 
the touchfootball cabinet. But Bob 
Kennedy cut in: “You may have a point. 
The reason I wanted to write that сі 
ter was to give credit to a lot of people 
who really did a lot of the tough, uphill, 
day-and-night igation for which 1 
as chief counsel (the Senate racket com 
mittee), got most of the credit. Bur"— 
and he smiled in a way that was more 
wistful tha 
Jerry know more about this th 
Maybe we should say, “Go ahi 
call on us for any questions or techni 


(continued from page 178) 


The meal was over and we were in 
the den. Bob poured a cognac for me. 
We had a chance to talk alone for a 
little while. This time. we discussed 
what I did like about the book. 1 said I 
was struck by the fact that it made so 
clear that every labor racketeer needs a 

as a coconspirator and that 
both of them are joined in a plot to 
undermine honest labor unionism and 
to subvert union contracts. Aud beyond 
ally attracted me was the 
theme—1 had tried to point it out in my 
own books and films—there was some- 
1 
beginning to rot. From big businessmen 
cheating on or finding loopholes in their 
income tax to stealing millions from 
union treasuries, to preaching but not 
cticing true demoaacy. . . . 1 felt 
the book was much more th vivid 
account of the extended hearings of the 
Senate racket committee. Не had struck 
on a big theme—we are hardly in a posi- 
tion to preach or dictate to other coun- 
tries and other systems until, as Kennedy 
had written, we defeat “the enemy 
within.” 
;ood, m glad you agree.” he said. 
“I wrote those last pages very carefully 
—1 didn't nt the book to seem to be 
aimed against a single man or a single 
union. It is the society that. produces 
Beck or a Holla or a Johnny Dio. 
don't know how you are able to bring 
that out in a picture, but that seems 10 
me the only real reason for making the 
picture. If it comes off as well as Water- 
front, it could help shake people out of 
their apathy. 1 think we agree about 
the creeping corruption—it is something 
the President hopes to check, to give the 
people a new sense of idealism, a sense 
of destiny that isn't just money-making 
and pleasure-secl 

Since this writer has a good second- 
class car but not the built-in tape record- 
er of an O'Hara, I cannot say that 
those were the exact words. But I do 
remember that they were said with quiet 
fervor and without pomposity. He cared 
about it. He felt it. Sometime the 
future. he said, he would like to write 
more about the things in which he be- 
lieved. He said he thought the next ten 
ys would produce the turning point 
our history—cither an America i 
fected with corruption or the rebirth of 
spirit and idealism with which we 
had begun. He sounded very much like 
the conclusion of The Enemy Within. 
but he had а way of putting it simply 
and modestly; in fact, dilhdently. He 
seemed almost boyishly pleased that. I 
admired the book, both its content 
its theme. For a 
for being dogmatic, he was surpr 
asy to talk to. He talked without 
side” and he listened well. But naturally, 


thing at the core of our society tha 


he had some of the habits of an cxecu- 
tive and he could not resist asking, “How 
long do you think it will take vc 
te the script?” 

1 haven't the slightest 
а 


idea, 
aven't even read the mati 


reread the book.” 


mean all the 


racket-committee 


"Fm not sure you realize—they fill 
forty volumes. 

“I wish you'd send them to me,” I 
said. Bob asked an aide to get all the 
material together and send it to Mexico. 
I promised to read it all as fast as I 
could and to call him when Jerry and I 
were ready for the next meeting. 

Bob Kennedy and Ethel walked us to 
the door, where we had to step over а 
black monster of a Newfoundland by 
the name of Brumus. "I don't know why 
Brumus picks this as his favorite place to 
sleep,” Ethel said. 

"And you have to step over him care 
fully.” Bob said. "If you kick him by 
mistake, he may wake up in a bad mood 
nd bite you 

he's wonderful with the chil- 
Ethel came to Brumus' defense. 
ow, Ethel, he even bites them once 
while,” Bob reminded hi 
Not really hard,” said Ethel. 

Bob walked us out to the car. "If you 
really read. those hearings from cover to 
cover, I may have to write a chapter in 
my next book about how hard jou 
work.” 

“That will also be boring," 1 said. 

Bob smiled. You could tease him. And 
as I was to discover in the years to come, 
he could dish it out with a quick humor 
that somehow failed to color his public 


image. 
On the way back to the Carlton, Jerry 
said, “Whew, Budd, I almost thought you 


blew it when you started 10 criticize the 
book. But it worked our great. Terrific! 
rankly. he surprised me, Jerry. I 
liked him. He's got a nice, keen mind, 
but he doesn't want to push us and he 


nt to be fawned on. 1 wonder 
is that we've read nothing about 
at describes or even suggests the 
way he seemed tonight. 

I spent the next six weeks reading 
d underlining those 40 volui 
hours but fascin: 
ny from big-city gangsters, co ity 
officials. company executives who solved 
their labor problems by buying off un- 
jon “leaders” banished from the A. F. Lo 
C. LO., honest rank-and-filers who fought 
to reform their unions and stood up 
to obscene punishment and sometimes 
death to defend their rights. 

A few months later, I was back in 
Washington with an outline. This time, 
we met in а small den behind the office 
of the Attorney General. The spacious- 
ss, the traditional paneling, the high 


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ceiling, the flag. gave it grandeur. The 
y crayon drawings by the Kennedy 
children lovingly pinned along the walls 
nd the presence of Brumus stretched 
like a great shaggy rug beneath the 
American standard turned this otherwise 
impressive office into an informal home 
away from home. The hour w 
after the business of had 
been concluded. Bob sat om the floor, 
leani nst the wall, with his knees 
drawn up and his arms around them, as 
1 would see him do often, as I was to see 
him in his suite at the Ambassador Ho- 
tel in Los Angeles a few minutes before 
midnight on the fourth of June, 1968 

1 read, in my usual stammering voice, 
the opening sentences of my outline. The 
film would not feature the chief counsel 
of the racket committee and his staff but, 
instead, a prototype of a powerful labor 
racketeer. And we would sce him first 
not as a villain but as a tough, likable, 
rank-and-file union member who is cap- 
in of the local bowling tc 

"I don't like id the crisp and 
rather formidable ex-Harvard football 
captain and Presidential aide Kenny 
O'Donnell. 

"You haven't heard it yer,” I said. 

Bob nodded. “He's right, Kenny. He's 
worked hard on this Lets hear him 
out.” 

When I came to the end, Bob made 
me a drink and took me aside. “I like 
it," he said. 71 don't think any of us saw. 
at all But—thar's why you're 


something like you've done before, only 
on much larger stage." 

"Exactly," I said. “If I make the in- 
vestigators the heroes, the leading cha 
acters, it will come out like a bigger 
Untouchables. & cops und robbers tele 
sion show.” 

Bob nodded. "Don't get sore at Ken- 
ny. His instinct is to. protect me. And 
is to protect your own ideas. 1 


Then he asked me, since 1 was planning 
10 stay over another day for some addi. 
tional research, if 1 would like to come 
out for supper the following evening. 
There would be just a few friends, strict- 
ly informal, don't bother to wear a tie, 
no shoptalk. 

“The following evening, I learned what 
nlormality meant at Hickory Hill. There 
was a barbecue on the terrace, with Bob 
handling the hamburgers. Amid children, 
pets, guests and a few college girl sect 
tarics who seemed part of the family, the 
atmosphere was one of happy confusion. 
The hamburgers were ready before the 
salad was out of the kitchen, Bob's style at 
the barbecue wagon was noisily criticized. 
by his guests, a motley of White House 
lieutenants, Justice Department subordi- 
nates and Harvard classmates. І don't 


remember Bob's answers, only that they 
were funny. Over the years, I was to think 
many times how much wittier he w 
and how much deeper, than people real- 
ized. With all that publicity, negative 
and positive, his true personality never 
seemed to come through to the nation as 
a whole—until it was too late. 

If it seems as if I am seeing Bob 
Kennedy through the small end of the 
telescope in viewing him largely through 
his relationship to my dramatizing The 
Enemy Within, I think it is also true 
that Bob's behavior throughout that ex 
perience reveals many phases of his pa 
sonality that were also brought to b. 
on the great issues that haunt us—bigot- 
ту and injustice, the sickening poverty 
of undeveloped nations, the alienation 
of the new generation. As I came to 
know Bob better with cach meeting, 
phone call or exchange of letters, I felt I 
ate his personal relations with 
me to his understanding of the social 
t lines that threaten to shake and 
g down our civilization. 


To jump from the sublime to the 
ridiculous, on one occasion he dropped 
me a short note to ask how I was 


coming with the script and then could 
not resist asking if I thought I could do 
“as great a job as you did with the 
Waterfront.” Jey Wald had planted. 
ше nerve-racking seed that this film 
would be greater than. Waterfront, Citi- 
zen Kane, La Dolce Vita and The 
Grand Illusion combined. 1 was strung 
out from receiving Jerry's almost daily 
c relating those films, not to men- 
tion Hamlet and Oedipus Rex, to what 
I was trying to write. So 1 answered 
Bob, rather testily, that asking me how I 
expected to do was not so diflerent from 
asking Mickey Mantle if he thought he 
would hit a home run the nest time 
he went to bat, or Johnny Unitas if he 
thought he would throw a touchdown 
pass on the next play from his own 
20у; line. In fact, 1 felt that was 
about where I was. on my own 20, and 


all I could tell him was what Johnny 
would tell him, "Bobby, all I can do 
is uy.” 


А Гем days later, he sent a nice little 
note, appreciating the fact that we were 
both sports fans and saying he wouldn't 
add to the pressure by asking in advance 
for that touchdown pass. Just the same, 
1 felt he would make a great playing man- 
ager. He had a fine sense of when to put 
the pressure on and when to take it off. 

In the course of my ing the 
‚ we had only one real rhu- 
and the way he handled it w 


barb, 


also revealing of the man. Inadvertently, 


it seemed 1 had written into the script 
a sene dealing with the wife of a 
labor racketeer whom I had invented. 
It was neither in The Enemy Within 
nor in the official transcripts of the hea 


ings, since Bob and the Senate committee 
1 avoided the personal lives of the 
people whose corrupt practices were 
being examined. A friend of Bob's 
phoned me to say that R.F.K. was em- 
barassed by the scene, because it hap- 
pened to be painfully similar to an actual 
incident. It could look as if Bob was 
using the film to make a personal attack 
on the wife of an official he was accusing 
of major crimes. Despite what some 
people believed, Bob was anxious to 
avoid hurting innocent people or to in- 
volve himself in personal vendetas. 

I said I sympathized with Bob and did 
not want to embarrass him, but I also. 
sympathized with myself. It was a strong, 
scene, The fact that ] had "invented 
something that actually had happened 
proved its validity. By this time, 1 knew 
him pretty well. I warned him that this 
discussion could not be settled in a 
matter of minutes, and so back I went 
to the cozy den at Hickory Hill. to argue 


it out on a Sunday afternoon. A few of 
the aides were there, men I had come to 
admire, though 1 found them, through 


ble than he was. They 
became a little sharp with me. After all, 
if the Attorney General of the United 
States asks you to take something out, 
you simply take it out. I said I couldn't 
work that way. There was a silence. 1 
realize it was пос exactly am eard-shak- 
ing event, compared with the tests being 
faced by the President and his most 
intimate advisor. But 1 felt pushed and 
nerved up. 1 told Bob I hated to make 
waves for him when I knew he had a 
lot more pressing things on his mind. 
the same time, I had to remind h 
I had tried to make 
beginning that if Bob and his colleagues 
nd Jerry Wald wanted an acquiescent 
lapter for this project, I was the wrong 
man for the job. There were some 
frowns, and even a glare or two, but not 
from Rob. That was the first time I saw 
the famous touch football go into 
Look," Bob said, "irs a Sunday 
afternoon, a beautiful day, why don't we 
just go outside and throw the football 
und for a few minutes? 

We walked along together, Bob tossing 
the football a few feet in the air and 
catching it, as we headed for the field. 
“You lech awfully strongly about this?” 

"Damn right J do." By this time, I 
was encouraged that we were on our 
way to an unusu -with luck, the 
“Waterfront on a national canvas" that 
Jerry Wald was urging, the kind of 
picture Hollywood rarely, if ever, tries 
to make. 

“I hate to fight you," I said. "Over 
these months Гус been talking to you, 
I've come to respect you and like you a 
lot, but” 


tion. 


“But vou also believe in what you're 
doing.” he said. 

"Hell, yes! I. believe in the theme ol 

the book. | think you've touched а 
nerve. This country could be great—if it 
doesn’t flounder. lose its way—il we can 
defeat—it's your tile—your idea—The 
Enemy Within. But to get that theme 
ss and not just preach at the people 
it’s got to be done through live people. 
And that’s why I feel we need the scene 
with the wife and some of the other 
personal things I've added.” 
Bob nodded. "After a while, why 
don't you go back to the hotel and think 
it over. I will, too. Then come back for 
supper and well talk about it a little 
mo 

Alter the game, I had to go back to 
the hotel and lie down. I hadn't run out 
for d pass like that since my late teen 
years at Deerfield. Academy. Bob must 
have thrown one that went 60 yards. И 


ever there was a new event added to the 
Olympics, like the decathlon. but in- 
cluding football, mountain 


skiing, running rapids. 
an attentive and loving family man. 
bucking racketeers, bigots and warny 
gers. Bob would have been a shoo-in for 
the gold medal 

Li 
lived-in 


McLean. Vi 
stood in front of the fireplace 
not stammering this time, because I 
was beginning to know Bob Ke 
beginning 10 trust him as a friend— 
“The Kennedy-Schulberg Compromise. 
“In the spirit of the immortal Hen 
clay. . . I began. 

Bob laughed. "We have a couple ol 
high-powered Lawyers in this room, but I 
have a terrible feeling were going to 
lose this case. 

Actually. we compromised it pretty 
well. I gave a little and they gave a little 


[remo 1 


and. as Bob said, "Everything worked 


out fine. 

When the screenplay was completed, 
he phoned me—enthusiastic. He felt 
that 1 had dramatized the theme—a 
challenge to the country—in terms that 
would both entertain and move a large 
audience, as Jewy had hoped. He sug- 
gested I fly up to Washington, so that 
certain. technical aspects of a Senate in 
in could be corrected. And also, 
he said he had one criticism involving 
ation that he would like to 


I returned to Hickory Hill. 
was siting in that favorite little 
his shirt sleeves. “Now I can tell 
when Wald was callin 
ke a movi 
eally picture how 
anyonc could get a story out of it” But 
then he called out to Ethel, “Ethel, 
dearest, I know you have had a hard day, 
but | wonder if you would be kind 
enough to bring me some ice cream. Is 
that too much to ask, Ethel, dearest? 

And Ethel answered sweetly. “No, of 
Bobby. dear, after all those 
long hours you've been putting in at the 
ollice, working so hard for the people of 
this country. 

And Bob replied 
Ethel, Until finally 
get the pic Jt had 
been Bob's way of telling me that he 
thought the one false section ol the 
script was the relationship of the young 
chief investigator and his wife. drawn 
hom but nor intended specifically to 


and 
out 


you. 
urging me to let him ma 


cven 


ol it, I could never 


course not, 


ind. And then 
“OK, OK. I 


1 said, 
re. You're right. 


represent the Kennedys. I had made 
them too sentimental, too overtly loving 
and too talkative. The only thing Bob 


wasn't Kidding about that evening was 
the ice cream. Ethel, now the devoted but 
brisk and ойе wife for real. and not 


the sugary version 1 had written and 
that they had just satirized so effectively 
—brought Bob a half-gallon carton of 
ice cream. If I remember correctly. he 
finished it all while discussing other 
points in the script. I had noticed, over 
what had been nearly a year thar 
he was getting better and better as 
dramatic critic. He did not limit himself 
to those sections involving his work and 
of his colleagues on the Senate 
racket committee. In several cases. he 
шеме the script was over 
length, that I would seem to make my 
point in a scene and then extend it 
another six lines or so that were anticl 
actic. In everything I had an opportu 
nity to watch Bob do over the seven 
years I knew him. I found him an 
incredibly quick study. He read and he 
watched and he listened and he learned 

In this case, 1 said, "Bob. if you're 
ever out of work, feel free 10 call on me 
the rate you're improving. ГИ hap- 
pily recommend you as a story editor 
20th Century-Fox.” 

Bob grinned. “Thanks. 
that, At the moment, I'm g 


now 


since 


Il remember 
infully em- 


ployed. But in this world, you nev 
know 
In their thoughtful appreciation ol 


Bob Kennedy, written in those first 
night hours after we los him i 
that cursed panty of the Ambassador 


Fre- 
| true 


Hotel, Warren Rogers and Stanley 
k ol Look m пе. good 
friends of Bob's over a long period. 
added, "He was fun to be around. , . ~ 
eryone who knew him personally. with 
the exception of his enemies, would 
heartily agree. The kind of wl 
scene he had created 10 debunk one sec 
rather ап 


tion of my script, 10 come 
at it head on, made him а consistently 
enter g companion. One morn 


he asked me to breakfast ас the fa 


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apartment on Central Park South. Ed 
Guthman, his press officer, was there. It 
was 8:30 and Bob had just returned 
from Mass. "What would vou fellas like 
for breakfast?” he asked. Ed and I both 
thought bacon and eggs would be fine. 
“A nice Catholic boy like me has to cook 
bacon and eggs on Friday for a couple of 
backsliding Jewish boys.” But while we 
stood around in the small kitchen, Bob 
started, quite efficiently, to prepare the 
breakfast. Gore Vidal had just published 
what seemed to Bob's friends an incred- 
ibly malicious profile of Bob in a na- 
tional magazine, managing to edit out 
all of his virtues and providing a pro 
fessional job of character assassination. 
in Gore's well-known waspish style. The 
bacon and eggs turned cut fine and as 
Bob served them, clowning his solicitude, 
he said, “If only Gore Vidal could see 
me now—the lovable Bobby standing 
over a hot stove to sce that his friends 
get a good. nutritious start on the day. 

We all laughed and I think I mum- 
bled something about asking that maga. 
zine to give us equal time to refute 
Vidal's distortion of the Kennedy we 
knew, But behind the laughter and 
the wry humor, I felt a real hurt, even a 
sense of bafllement in Bob that his pub- 
lic image was so much closer to Vida 
caricature tham to the actual, intensely 
human being we knew. And as 1 look 
back on thar day, it seems a tragic irony 
that "equal time” for Bub Kennedy hud 
to come in the form of a post-mortem. 

If I emphasize the sense of fun in Bob 
Kennedy, it is only because that part of 
the total picture of the man seems to 
have been more blurred than any other. 
But Land I speak for hundreds and 
scores of hundreds of others fortunate 
enough to have known him—also saw 


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t 
nature to root it out, or to try 
like hell—not tomorrow, but now, For in- 
stance, it may be a littleknown fact that 
one of Bob's first acts as Attorney Gen- 
eral was to ask how many Negrocs there 
ме the 1500 lawyers іп the 
Justice Department. The astonishing 
answer was, "About ten.” Bob was 
shocked. Less than one percent! He 
said, “That number should be multi- 
plied by ten, as soon as possible." The 
old bugaboo about “qualified person- 
nel” was mentioned, the timeworn barri- 
€r to black advancement on professional 
and unionized technical levels. Here was 
Bob Kennedy at his best, which was as 
good as the country could get, maybe 
better ı will ger for a long. long 
Why can't we cut through this 
ay? TIL call the head of the Bar 
n of every big city, get them to 
ive me the names of the leading black 

lawyers in their communities. Then II 

call those lawyers and ask them if 

they're interested in coming to work for 
250 the Justice Department. 


In a short time, there were more than 
100 black lawyers in the department. I 
happened, quite accidentally, to walk in 
on a meeting in the big office of the 
Attorney Ceneral at which one of thc 
new black recruits, attorney Charley 
Smith from Los Angeles, was giving his 
report to perhaps 30 other department 
attorneys on a complicated case ol tax 
evasion, Some clever manipulator—not 
quite as clever as Smith, apparently— 
had moved his funds from one company. 
to another and from one bank to anoth- 
er. Smith kept rattling off enormous 
figures, names of banks. various people 
through whose hands ıhese large sums 
had passed—without ever referring to 
his notes. To a layman like me, it was 
a dazzling performance, And to many 
of the lawyers present, it was no less so. 


Over and over again, they would have 


to interrupt to say they had missed the 
last couple of points. "You've got to 
go a little slower, Charley,” Bob sa 
"Remember, you not only know a lot 
more about this case but you're smarter 
than most of us.” Smith smiled and ran 
his mind back a few hundred feet and 
then raced forward again, six- and seven- 
figure amounts pouring from him as from 
a human computer. "Now vou see what's 
happened," Bob said to me at the end 
of the day, which meant fairly lare into 
the evening. "Now we've got a lot of 
new lawyers and most of them are so 
smart we can't keep up with them. 

I also happened to sec Bob Kennedy 
on the day that mes Meredith was 
ready for his eflort to go through the 
color barricr at Ole Miss. The bigots 
Oxford were out in full force that day 
and the governor himself was going to 
stand in the doorway of the university 
and refuse young Meredith his civil and 
human rights to an education at the state 
university. It has been said by his det 
tors that Bob didn't care, that he was 
merely going through the motions of 
supporting civil rights for political rea- 
sons. But I saw him that day and night, 
in direct contact with Big Jim MeShane 
and the U.S. marshals trying to protect 
Mercdith from the broken bottles, the 
stones and the obscenities. 1 remember 
Bob's saying to me, “I know its only 
one "—he was much more sensitive to 
the debilitating concept of tokenism 
than his black critics may have realized 
—"but it's the first one, and then two 
and then four, eight, until everybody 
who's qualified to go to college gets his 
chance in that state. We have got to 
enforce the Constitution; and now that 
the Supreme Court has made that very 
dear, we've got to speed up the process, 
We've got to—it's the law, it's our moral 
oblig Then he added, not as 
ny kind of speech but as a human out- 
сту. "Oh. God. I hope nothing happens 
to Meredith, 1 feel responsible for him. I 
promised we'd back him up all the way 
—and I'm worried for McShane and the 


others, too. It seems so simple, so simple 
to us, and down there it's bloody hell.” 

Bob stayed up all through that night, 
getting minute-by-minute reports. and 
even wondering if he should go down in 
person to help direct that battle. No one 
can ever tell me that Bob Kennedy 
merely going through the motions of 
supporting human rights. He lived hu- 
man rights; and just as he had telephoned 
Martin. Luther King 
lier ycars o£ the civil rights struggle, he 
was at the end of his short life closer 
to understanding the cries, threats, de- 
mands and needs of the black ghettos 
than anyone else in high public life. 

As lor The Enemy Within, the 
ture never got made. Jerry Wald died 
and there seemed to be no one left in 
Hollywood courageous enough to pro- 
duce it. It attacked labor racketeering 
and big-business corruption, which go to- 
geiher like the horse and carriage, the. 
unhappy hamessing that continues to 
this day. On one occasion, а big, tough, 
corrupt labor boss walked into the office 
of a film-studio head and growled that if 
the studio dared make that picture, the 
film wucks that carried it would be 


overturned and there would be stink 
bombs in the theaters. A national- 
ly known racketeerlawyer, mentioned 


prominently in Bob's book, present at 
the Apalachin summit conference, heard 
that another studio was considering my 
screenplay and made it clear to everyone. 


scheduled to attend the meeting (of 
which this important Syndicate member 
obviously had news in advance) that 


there would be trouble, and not merely 
legal trouble, if The Enemy Within w 
brought to the screen. 

In the course of a long struggle to 
overcome that semi-invisible censorship, 
I would see Bob from time to time. I 
understood that it was nor his role to 
ask any studio ко produce his book. And 
he, in turn, understood my reluctance to 
give up a preject into which I had 
poured so much time and passion. In 
time. I had to abandon the project 
(though never the dream of one day 
seeing it on film) and move on to other 
work—a Broadway musical, short stories, 
an zine series on “The Waterfront 
Revisited.” subtitled. “Jimmy Holfa Is 
the Sewer Through Which the Mob 
Flows into the Labor Movement.” Said 
Bob of that one, “You're getti 
er, meaner d more ruthless th 
am!” By this time, we had moved from 
a healthy professional to a relaxed per 
sonal relationship. I would sec him when 
1 went East and often would spend an 
hour or an evening with him when he 
passed through Los Angeles. 

After the August fires of 1965 told the 
world about Watts, I founded a small 
creative-writing dass there that grew 
into the Watts Writers Workshop, with 
a resident center of its own, which the 


“I suppose we're going lo have to put up with that 
dirty snicker for the whole damn year!” 


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252 


writers called Douglass House, in honor 
of the ex-slave who taught himself to 
write, who escaped to the North and 
became one of the towering figures of 
the Abolition Movement and whose 
book Му Bondage and My Freedom 
became one of the pivotal works of the 
pre-Civil War period. In the bey " 
Douglass House was financed by my 
ng all the writers ] knew and ask- 
ing cach one to contribute $25 each 
month or $300 a year. In my letter to 
Bob, I said I was appealing to him not 
as а Senator (as he since had become) 
but as a fellow writer. His check arrived. 
with a note asking me to keep him in 
touch with our progres. From time to 
ne, he would give me his observations 
on the growing black urban dislocation. 
From my experience in Watts, it seemed 
10 me that he was one of the rare public 
figures who understood the marginal life, 
the inner tension, the growing aliena- 
tion and the search for identity and 
self-development in the black ghettos. 
When we sent him our anthology, From 
the Ashes: Voices of Watts, he acknowl- 
edged it with a warm letter, saying he 
would like to pay a personal visit to the 
Workshop the next time he was in Los 
Angeles. 


When he was in Los Angeles in May 
1967, as part of a subcommittee with 
Senator Joe Clark holding public hear- 

gs in Watts, Bob asked me (at the home 
inger on the eve of his going 
ts) if I could arrange an inform, 
meeting for him, a private meeting, with- 
out publicity, at Douglass House. “And 
don't stack it with Uncle Toms or middle- 
of-the-roaders, I'd like to hear from the 
militants, how they're really thinking. 
Formal hearings can only tell you so 
much... . 

Late the next afternoon, after the 
public hearings and an exhausting tour 
of a score of facilities in Watts, Bob 
nied Harry Dolan, director of 
Workshop, and me to our 
ous. For more than 90 minutes, 
s in the Malcolm X sweaters, and. 
a few of the oldsters who were almost as 
angry, let Bob have it. "What streer 
they bring you down?" a fierce 19 
old demanded. “1 bet they brought you 
down Cenuny. These phony city-hall 
handkerchiefheads showed you only 
what they want to show Jou. .. We're 
sick of all this bouncin'-oll-the-wall tal 
++ - Why do our brothers do all the dying 
in Vietnam?” Bob mostly parried the 
questions that were more like accusations 


“I was thinking... uh... Dow Chemical.” 


of the entire white establishment, occa- 
sionally saying something personal and 
pointed, in his quiet, difhdent way. 

"You sce," said the ebullient James 
Thomas Jackson, "we look on you as the 
boss cat. So we figure you should do 
something extra for us” 

“TU try. PI try.” 

When I asked a talented, angry young 
man who was at the meeting and who 
had been one of the most vociferous 
what he thought, he said, “Hell, he’s not 
as bad as some. But I'll bet he poes back 
to Washington and forgets all about it.” 

Interestingly, when Bob addressed a 
campaign hmcheon at the Beverly Hil 
ton on the Thursday before that final 
‘Tuesday, he said that when he had been 
in Watts a year earlier, a young man 
had accused him of sceing only the wide, 
clean streets of Watts, and that in the 
back yard of his mother's ramshackle 
house, the garbage was piled up, be 
the city did not offer the same 
to poor blacks as it did to middle-class 
whites. At the Hilton, Bob went on to 
in to the young 
that while this was basically a 
municipal problem rather than one he 
could help solve in the Senate, at the 
same time he recognized the depth of 
the anger and he felt it was symbolic of 
the problems we must solve from Watts 
to Bedford-Stuyvesant, or sacrifice our 
claims on greatness with liberty and 
justice for all. He had remembered. He 
had a remarkable memory. As well as a 
unique capacity for indignation. 

On the evening of June fourth, along 
with scores of other well-wishers, I was in 
one of the Kennedy suites on the filth 
floor of the Ambassador, talking with 
friends—Sandy Vanocur, John nken- 
heimer, Pete Hamill, George Plimpton 
— when Warren Rogers came in to tell 
mc that Bob would like to talk to me 
lor a few minutes before he went down 
to accept his victory in the Embassy 
Room. I went into a small room, where 
he was sitting on the floor, leaning 
against the wall, with his arms around 
his knees, smoking a small cigar. In this 
moment of a key victory over Senator 
McCarthy in Califor he looked less 
arrogant than ever. Again, the adjective 
“wistful” comes to mind. Wistful and 
concerned, 

He asked me what I thought he ought 
10 say. I do not want to make more ol 
this than there is. Of course, he had 
to Sorensen, Schlesinger, and 
others, and knew from more astute ad- 
visors than I—and from his own deep 
cis—exactly what he would like to 
say. I think he asked me because we were 
friends. 

“Well, of course you know who won 
this election for you” 1 began. 

He smiled sofily. "You are going to 
give me the speech about the eighty-five 
or ninety percent black vote and the 


ali 


Chicanos’ practically one hundred. per- 
cent 


Bob, you're the only white man in 
this country they trust.” I said. 

s Cesar Chavez downstairs? 
I was hoping he would be on the platform 
with me. I'd like to have you on the 
platform with me, too. if you'd l 
And then he brought up the Watts 
Writers Workshop and the Douglass 
House Theater. “I think you've touched 
a nerve.” he said. "We need so many 
as. I had one, about the private 
sector joining with the public to encour- 
age business enterprise in the ghettos— 
to build jobs for people within their 
own community. I have a feeling ol 
what they need. and must have. But we 
need so many ideas. We're way behind 
in ideas. I've learned a lot since you and 
I first talked about civil rights. I think 
this workshop idea of yours is kind of a 
throwback to the Federal Theater and 
ters Project ol the New Deal. We 


Is and find jobs in those areas but 
creative talent—I saw it in Watts, at the 
lass House—so much talent to be 


help. I'll do everything I c 

Speaker of the California House Jesse 
Unruh came over to remind Bob that it 
was getting close to midnight, time to go 


down and acknowledge the victory and 
appear on national television. The voice 
of the able and practical professional. 


“All right,” Bob said. He moved slow- 
ly. He did not seem excited or prideful. 
I do not think it is after the fact to say 
that his attitude struck me as resigned 
determination 

He turned to my wife, Geraldine, and 
10 me, Warren Rogers and a few others 
now gathered around. “After 1 say а few 
words, ГИ come through the pantry and 
meet you in that little pressroom.” 

That is how we happened to be so 
close to that. pantry door, Warren and 
Geraldine and Pete Hamill and Booker 
Griffin and a few others, when we heard 
those shots that were to change the 
course of American life. The last words 
he said to me, as he started down the 
hall with Speaker Unruh and his entou- 
rage, were, “Budd, stick around, we'll 
talk later. 

As I took my turns standing vigil at 
his bier St. rick's, I looked into the 
faces of thousands of mourners who had 
come to sty goodbye. Four out of five 
were poorly dressed and a dispropor- 
tionate number were black or Puerto 
From the funeral uain moving 
ashington, E looked into the 
nds of [aces lining the tracks and 
it scemed undeniable that they 

rgely the common people, of 
ncoln had said, “God must have 
loved them, because he made so many 


“I know they're litiler than we are, but that 
means they can hide better." 


of them." Passing through. Baltimore, it 
seemed as if its black ci 
turned out en masse to well their voices 
in an unforgettable Battle Hymn of the 
Republic. When the funcral proces 
passed Resurrection City on its way to 
Arlington. the desperately poor of all 
colors lined the edge of their tragic en- 
ampment that h 
nd its white cha 
famous and inconsol. 
drizzling darkness. we could not sce thi 
aces, only their flickering candles, 
they, too. like their brothers along the 
lifted. their voices in The Battle 
Hymn. 

Feeling the presence of those people 
who could yet make a revolution or 
resign themselves to permanent poverty 
п a land of plenty. I was made even 
more painfully aware of our loss. Only 
Bob Kennedy was breathing a fresh new 
spirit into American politics, tired of 


wd lost its black leader 
pion within eight in- 
ble weeks. In the 


pii 


the Johnsons, the Nixons and the Hum- 
ellectual 


phreys and. unmoved by the i 
aloofness ol McCartli 
man, perh: 
between tlie best forces of the establish- 
ment and the revolutionaries—the angry 
dents and the angry blacks, the dis- 
possessed. With dangerous polarization, 
the conservatives and reactionaries be- 
hind Nixon mouthing platitudes, the 
speak no evil, see no evil of H.H.H. 
and the menace of the backlash Wallace 
movement, our country may be in for 
years of hell, disruption—it could be 
torn apart in the upheavals to come. How 


—it 


desperately we needed Bob—I see him 
ing on the floor, waiting to go down 
d take the applause 
waiting in the pantry corridor). Talking 
bout the Watts Workshop and Chavez 
а the Chicanos—and meaning it. 

That was Bobbyism—an advanced 
New Dealism getting ready for the 5 
enties, a style blending the populari 
of the 19th Century with a feeling for 
the suffering caused by the dislocations 
of the Ime 20th Century. Nobody else 
had it—not Rockefeller, who is not a 
bad man but can't decide 10 be good 
cnough; not Jack Javits, who is still the 
white Jewish liberal not q 
the other ghetto; not MCC 


thy, who 
will never be at home with the poor, the 


working still or th 
black. Bobby 
"Ehe last гетаў 


ployed or the 


yy bridge? He would 
hat concept. He still 
ness of man but not 
le m: 


in the indispe 

But if-to borrow John Gardner's 
metaphor— Our 20th Century ins 
tions are caught in a savage cross fire 
Bob Kennedy was uniquely prepared to 
walk through that cross fire in search of 
r world that still eludes u 

Alas, eschewing strong-arm police pro- 
tection, he was not able to walk through 
one small pantry where one small man 
was waiting Гог him with one small gun. 

OK. Bob, we'll stick around. It's just 
going to be a hell of a lot harder with 


out you. 
[Y] 


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253 


one aitic to remark thar she reminded 
n of her father in drag, and others 
initially implied that her sole claim to 
fame was the accident of birth. Jane 
does, however, owe at least some of her 
success to her lanky father; her 110 
pounds are neatly distributed on a wil. 
lowy 5°77 frame, just right for the fash- 
ion modeling with which her carcer 
began. Soon she was successful enough to 
appear on five simultaneous magazine 
covers and to command the goodly wage 
of $50 per hour. Some of these earnings 
she uscd to study with acting teacher 
Lee Strasberg in 1958, bur 
she delayed entering the acting dodge for 
of disgracing the family name. 

Fonda, however, was no barri- 
er ning a few stage roles, after 
which Joshua Logan screen-tested and 
promptly cast her for the film version of 
Tall Story. Jane made her first appear- 
ance on screen wearing the brielest of 
shorts and pedaling a bicycle and from 
then on, the camera focused lovingly on. 
her well-rounded rear at every opportu- 
nity. In such frothy and farcical subse- 
quent films as Sunday in New York, Cat 
Ballou and Barefoot in the Park, Jane's 
sense of comic timing was refined and 
she seemed well on her way to becoming 
a youthful replacement for Doris Day. 
and she heeded 


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But France beckoned, 
the call. Within a year, she was a favor- 
ite of the European masses and the 

e. Director René Clement 
starred her in Joy House and Roger 


Vadim, who specialized in making stars 
of his wives and vice versa, became her 
constant escort and gave her a role in 
Circle of Love, his gamy version of the 
already oversexed Arthur Schnitzler play 
La Ronde, Though her French left some- 
thing to be desired, Vadim made her look 
so desirable that no one really cared. 
Obviously desolate without a movie 
star for a wife, Vadim married Jane in 
Las Vegas and promptly put her—all of 
her—on display in The Game Is Quer, 
his adaptation of Zolw's La Curée. For 
the delectation of those who might have 
dim 
at's the word) in pro- 
vocative futuristic raiment that revealed 
more than it concealed, for his farout 
flm version of the popular and sexy 
French comic strip Barbarella, which 
blended science fiction with sadomasoch- 
nd every other conceivable variant 
kinky 2001,” 
c dubbed it. Whatever else it 
did, the role added little to her reputa- 
tion as an actress, 

Other pretty young things, new on 
the movie scene in the Sixties, took their 
film carcers more seriously than Jane, but 
it still seemed a matter of chance which 
of them succeeded in their bids for star- 
dom. Probably no one had a greater op- 

254 portunity, nor made a more spectacular 


missed Mrs. Vadim’s first show, V 
costumed her (if th 


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beginning, than Sue Lyon, who, at 15, 
was chosen for the title role of Lolita by 
protean director Stanley Kubrick, But 
Sue somehow never clicked in her subse- 
t parts and today—though she still 
appears in an occasional film—is little 
more than an erotic memory 
wood, Yet another teenaged 
Hollywood pan was petite and virgin- 
Dee, who de her film 
debut at 15 in Until They Sail and, under 
the acgis of producer Ross Hunter. soon 
^s theory was. 
that America’s women still hungered, in 
spite of vast social and moral changes, for 
old-time Hollywood glamor; his proof of 
the theory would be Sandra, whom he in- 
tended to mold into a sexy-sweet and 
glamorous star who would enchant wom- 
en as well as captivate men. But the 
bestlaid plans of star makers oft gang 
andra sank before she was 
fully launched—mainly because Hunt 
int was years out of date. 
qually precocious but more endu 
was Tuesday Weld, who was only 13 
when she debuted in 1056 in Rock, 
Rock, Rock and was soon known 
around Hollywood as "the baby beat- 
nik" By the time she was 17, it was 
bruited about that Tuesday was swilling 
booze like stevedore, that she ran 
around with balding bachelors three 
times her age and that she sometimes 
looked almost as old as they did by the 
morning after. In 1963, when she was 
preternaturally mature 20, Tuesday de- 
cided to reform. She deserted Hollywood 
in favor of New York, haunted the pub- 
lic library, took an apartment in the 
dreary nether reaches of Greenwich Vil- 
lage—and observed classes at the Actors 
Studio. The result: When she appeared 
opposite Steve McQueen in The Cincin- 
nati Kid, she made costar Ann-Margret 
look like an amateur at both acting and 
sex appeal. The former was no chal- 
lenge: but the latter a considerable 
achievement. Her success al both gives 
promise of bigger and better things to 
come—even at the advanced age of 25. 
"Tuesday's torrid rival in The Cincin- 
nati Kid—born Ann-Margaret Olsson in 
Sweden and brought to America by her 
parents at the age of five—made her 
screen. debut in 1961 in Pocketful of 
Miracles. But she wasn't really noticed 
until her appearance in 1962 on the 
Acudemy Award Show, where she did no 
more than sing one of the nominated 
songs—but Лоте she sang it. Bouncing, 
jiggling and wiggling in a skintight 
gown, she belted out "the lyrics with 
growling animality that all but popped. 
Ше eyes Though that single perform- 
ed her a succession of roles, 

lity ultimately hurt 
nd her career; she comes on 
so strong that, in addition to lacking 
subtlety, she lacks believability. "Ann- 
Margret comes through dirty no matter 


Б 


what she plays," critic Pauline Kael re- 
marked; and by making sex seem cheap 
at a time when healthier attitudes were 
beginning to emerge on screen, she began 
to fall behind the times. 

It was a time when more and more 
would be stars used every opportunity 10 
advance themselves through the art of 
the still photograph. And none was a 
more accomplished mistress of that art 
than Raquel Welch, who rose to star 
status with the help of а dedicated 
press agent and her own spectacular en- 
dowments—long before her first picture 
was released: a Neanderthal potboiler 
called One Million Years B. С. 

No less photogenic, though hardly as 


persistent as Miss Welch in pursuing the 
lensmen, have been such "instant stars” 
of the Sixties as Candy Bergen, Anja- 


nette Comer, Jill St. John, r Play- 
mate Stella Stevens and Sharon Tate. 
Whatever their talentasactresses, they were 
familiar faces—and  physiques—thanks 
to magazine and newspaper exposure 


them to the studios or to independent 
producers who were trying to assemble. 
ages they could sell to the 
Sidney Lumet, for example, 
faced with the formidable problem of 
casting eight girls as the Vassar gradu- 
de up The Group, had no 
bout signing the totally inex- 
perienced Candy Bergen for an impor- 
ant. role, or giving one of the mcatiest 
parts to a relative unknown, Joanna 
Peret, whose slim, provocative frame 
soon graced the pages of PLAYBOY. Mia 
Farrow also made her way to stardom 
through the magazine-layout route—with 
erable assi from newspaper 
ig her with Frank Si 

Promising as most of the above you 
ladies were and are, they have been 
outshone by Katharine Ross, a luminous. 
eyed, vibrantvoiced and freckle-faced 
73” mite of a girl who, 
a Hollywoodite by birth, w: 
but anxious for a 
ndustry. y 
she went to ncisto and joined 
stigious Actors Workshop, then 
тип by Herbert Blau and Jules Irving; 
ment her minuscule Work- 
she took some television 
t brought her to the attention 
Her first film [or that 
io was Games, in which she played 
the terrorized society wife of a husband 
scheming to take over her fortune. Also 
» the film 
was sulliciently impressed with Katha- 
rine’s talent to recommend her 10 Mike 
Nichols, who, at the time, was seeking 
girl to play Anne Bancroft’s daughter in 
The Graduate. Nichols, having emerged 
successfully from the rigors of bringing 
Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? to the 
screen, tested Katharine with an obscure 
olEBroadway actor, Dustin Hoffman 
and, to everyone's surprise, gave them 
the roles. Both received Academy Award 


а though 


was $ 


nominations and were henceforth in Ше 
enviable position of being able to choose 
from among dozens of screenplays. 

In the Sixties, more often than пот, it 
took the right role to make a star; in the 
case of Faye Dunaway, it was the role of 
Bonnie Parker in Bonnie and Clyde. A 
blonde, coolly sensuous beauty and an 
actress of distinction, Faye also possessed 
that intangible something known as 
style Her anribures were recognized 
while she was súll a drama major at 
Boston University. Upon graduation, 
she was awarded a Fulbright Fellowship 
to the Royal Academy ol Dramatic Art 
in London, but bypassed the fellowship 
10 join the Lincoln Center Repertory 
Company, and to take a role in the 
Broadway stage version of A Man for 
AIL Seasons. But her big chance came 
when she took over the Barbara Loden 
tole in After the Fall, the Arthur Miller 
conlessional that appeared to ungra- 
ciously castigate his former wife, Marilyn 
Monroe. The reviews were glow 
Faye further enhanced her reputation. 
with an appearance in Hogan's Goat, a 
critically admired off-Broadway hit —by 
which time several movie producers were 
hot on her trail, among them Sam Spiegel 
and Otto Preminger. After debuting in. 
auspiciously on screen in Spiegel’s The 
Happening. she followed up with a fea- 
tured role in the equally unimpressive. 
if more expensive, Hury Sundown for 
Preminger, But then. fortuitously, came 
an offer from director Arthur Penn and 
produceracior Warren Beatty to costar 
in a movie they were planning about 
the short but eventful carcer of a pair of 
‘Texas bank robbers. The rest, as the 
expression goes, is box-office history. 

The remarkable success of Bonnie and 
Clyde financial terms alone (some 
$30,000,000 world-wide) gave resounil- 
ing boosts to the careers ol 
connected with it, and the controv 


everyone 
sy 


over what a few considered 10 be its 
excessive violence helped make it the 
most talked-about film of the year. And 


in one of those quirks of popular taste 
for which film makers are ever grateful, 
Bonnie and Clyde even sparked a fash- 
ion fever: Faye’s Thirties costumes were 
copied and modified by designers. who 
brought back the maxiskirt and wide. 
lapelled mannish suits worn with shirt 
ad tie, and long, lloppy knitted sweaters 
ollowing the new fashion in moviestar 
interviews as well, Faye was inclined 10 be 
a British reporter asked her 
the rumor that she had once 
ed to the late. Lenny 
swered with a firm denial—she 
In't married she had 
only lived with him, adding thar it had 
been one of the most wonderful periods 
of her life. OF her more recent re 
ship with photographer Jerry Sch 
berg. she termed it a agemeı 
Despite, or perhaps in part because of. 


s 


candid; whe 
1o conf 
been ma 


he was 


him, she said 


*Ho, ho, ho . 


such ail screen candor, Faye seems 
tined to become a genuine celebrity. 

Others aren't likely 10 be so lucky; 
n films have had a 
way of zooming and faltering duri 
the Sixties, and this has heen especially 
true for actresses: relatively few. even the 
c endured with their 
status undiminished. The males, on the 
other hand, have tended to be more 
durable. Many—Frank Sinatra. De 
Martin, Burt Lancaster, Gregory Peck, 


careers in Ameri 


young ones, 


Kirk Douglas—ue still going strong de- 
spite the fact that they celebrated their 
зош birthdays during the decade. Even 


aled and Gish Jolm Wayne and 
ry Grant continue 10 hold their own 
And those new stars who have emerged 
lee Manin, James Coburn, Steve 
McQueen аге almost all well along in 
years, One reason for this is that maruri- 
¢ in years, with irs implied sexual so- 


phistication, has come to be 
as desirable and atuactive. Another rea- 
son is that the male stars are more 


aggressive about coping with the ch: 
ing fi 


ag 
ancial structure of the industry. 
for example, has become a law 
sell: he chooses his own screen 
properties. commissions screenplays. em- 
ploys directors and functions as a sub- 
contractor with а studio. With this 
power. of course. goes the privilege of 
choosing the plum role for himself. 
Sinatra ha акеп to adding 
strong doses of sex and violence, in 
order to maintain his heman image. In 
Tony Коте. he played a hard. Pitten 
Miami private eye who was well ac- 
quainted with the city's dip joints and 


.. youre all busted! 


hookers amd took his pleasures on the 
Пу. And im The Detective, he played 
tough New York cop who had to cope 
with a repellent case of homosexual 
with a wife who had 
nymphomaniac tendencies; the salty d 
log employed in the film would have 
been unthinkable only a few years be 
fore. By keeping himself au 
with the ever-increasing permissiveness 
regarding subject matter and treat- 
mem, Sinana also kept himself on top 
ol the Hollywood heap. 

Similarly, Dean Martin, the drinking 
ин, found new favor 
the Sixties with his relaxed, insouc 
titude toward booze and broads, par- 
ticularly in his impersonation of Matt 
Helm, one of the more successtul Ame 
y answers to Britain's Bond. Martin. 
born Dino Crocetti in 1917, worked as a 
mill hand. a gavstation attendant and a 
ighter before becoming the vocal- 
zer of Jerry Lewis in a night 
act that became the sensation ol 
1d brought the two of 


courant 


F 
dub 


ies. When Lewis decided to go his own 
way, the wiseacres predicted a rapid de- 
se for his straightman sidekick: but 
the new Dino—amused, tolerant, knowl: 
ble, especially about sex—soared as 
while Lewis continued to grind 
out ever more adolescent Тай riots. 

If the role of a black Sinatra is open. 
only one actor fits the bill: Sidney Poi 
whose film dates back to 1950. 
Symptom; the change that 
come over the American screen in that 
interim is the fact that in his first 


arce 


ic of has 


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picture, No Way Out, he was spat upon 
by a white psychopath; while iu Zn the 
Heat of the Night he was able to deliver 
a resounding slap to the face of a South- 
ern bigot. In the same year, To Sir, with 
Love and Guess Who's Coming lo Din- 
ner established him among the indus- 
пуу box-office champions and made him 


a millionaire. But despite the discreet 
kiss he bestowed upon Katharine Hough- 
remained 


ton in Dinner, Poitier for 
many black people a 
Tom, a figure of implacable probity who 
could always be counted upon to do the 
noble thing—by white standards. An- 
shed by this image, Poitier sought to 
age it by writing and starring in For 
Love of Ivy, perhaps the first major film 
to center around the love story of two 


Negroes. A box-office hit, it presented 
Poitier as an elegant, suave, amusing and 
emphatically sexual rogue. 


more of a champion to the black 
community, however, is the fast-rising 
Jim Brown, former superstar of the 
Cleveland Browns, who—characteristical- 
ly—took virile pride in his color in The 
Dirty Dozen and engaged in some steamy 
love scenes with Diahann Carroll in The 
Split. Significantly, the brawny ex full 
back was the only dharacier to emerge 
with any virtue in that film's over- 
whelmingly white cast. By the late Six 
ties, Hollywood was beginning to act 
as if there had never been a Stepi 
Fetchit. Before long, there seems little 
doubt that Brown will be ın a position 
to emulate Poitier's formula for success— 
and independence. Head of his own pro- 
duction company—like Sinatra—Poitier 
is able to pick and choose (and even 
write) the stories he wants to make; 
and as one of the industrys most emi- 
nently bankable personalities, he can 
withhold script approval on the films of 
others until they are altered to his taste. 

No less firmly in command of his own 
destiny is Paul Newman, particularly 
since his price has skyrocketed to a 
$1,000,000 [ce per picture. Newman's 
early career was traced im Sex Stars of 
the Fifties; but in the Sixties, through a 
combination of strong roles, acting in- 
tensity and masculine. appeal, he ove 
came ihe Brandoesque image with which 
he had been saddled and established a 
firm screen personality of his own—usu. 
ally that of a charming rat who was not 
above rape (as in Hud) when it came 
to having his way with the ladies, Un- 
like Brando—a more gifted actor, who 
allowed his career to decline through his 
choice of flabby roles—Newman took 
chances with what appeared to be exper- 
imental material. He was a lost young 
pool shark in The Husiler, one ol the 
better American pictures of the de 
and he brought his flashy role of Ch 
Wayne effectively to the screen in Sweet 
Bird of Youth, а mclodramatic mélange 
of moral and political corruption in the 
Deep South. He also made a few boners, 
as in A New Kind of Love and in an 


eminently forgettable period piece called 
Lady L; but Newman was resilient and 
gave his most striking performance in 
Cool Hand Luke, as а noncomlormist 
prisoner in a Southern work camp. 

So popular had he become by 1967 
that his very blue-eyed presence in а proj- 
ect often gave the financial leaders of the 
industry the courage to gamble on uncon- 
ventional and original material; for, good 
or bad, his movies usually turned a profit. 
on the 
or in real life, he made his home 
Connecticut with his wife (Joanne 
Woodward) and children, rather than 
Hollywood; he preferred driving a 
Volkswagen to a Lincoln Continental; 
1 he publicly declared himself against 
this country's involvement in Vietnam 
and worked energetically for the nomi- 
of Senator Eugene McCarthy 
during the 1968 Presidential campaign. 
A thinking actor, he also insists on put- 
ting more than his two cents worth into 
the directorial deyclopment of his roles, 
and last year took the ultimate step by 
directing his wife in Rachel, Rachel, a 
touching film about the belated love life 
ol a spinster schoolteacher. 

His onetime model, meanwhile, the 
most magnetic male figure of the pre- 
vious decade, had allowed himself to 
ike on flesh, had gotten horrendously 
involved in domestic difficulties and had 
foundered through a succession 
successful films. After а and 
directorial debacle with One-Eyed Jacks 
(1961), Brando took part in another 
ill-starred monstrosity, the remake of 
Mutiny on the Bounty, and further 
fouled himself up during the filming of 
that picture by impregnating а sloeeyed 
Tahitian by the name of Таа, Al- 
ready embattled with his first wile, Anna 
Kashfi, whom he was reported to have 


Refusing to be typed either 
scree 


married after she became pregnant, 
Brando had to endure what he most 
detested: a publ ng of his private life. 


All that sustained him was the 
of his name, which was still suti 
John Huston to pair him with 
Taylor in Reflections in a Golden Ey 
As an Army major tormented by a wife 
contemptuous of his impotence and Ta- 
tent homosexuality, he disp! 
of his old power and sensitivity 
even so, the picture 
critics. Though still aa niably gifted, 
Brando suffers from what some consider 
а basic disdain for the art of acting. 
Perhaps in compensation for what he 
felt was a fundamentally unworthy 
endeavor, he has begun to give himself 
liberally, as Newman has, to the support 
of the numerous causes he believes in— 
among them, the civil rights struggle 
and humane treatment for American 
Indians. Heading pudgily toward his 
mid-40s, Brando shows signs of losing his 
pulling power at the box office; indeed. 
has been rumored that his presence 
in a film is like an albatross hovering 
over a doomed ship. Certainly, as the end 


of the decade approaches, the di 
re mount 

A much firmer hold on his film career 
has been maintained by Steve McQue 
who, though les creatively endowed 
than Brando, undoubtedly enjoys more 
popular appeal. According to one 
McQueen is “an oddball who combines 
the cockiness of Cagney. the glower of 
Bogart and the rough-diamond glow of 
Garfiel”—a potent combination but 
one io which McQueen adds a charm 
and a sensitivity all his own; women are 
attracted to, and men admire, the mas- 
culine authority he imparts to his roles. 
McQueen comes naturally by his tough- 
ness and cockiness, Born in Indianapolis, 
na, in 1930, he was deserted by his 
father while still a baby. His mother took 
him to an uncle's farm in Slater, Missour 
then later to Sonthern California, where 
young Terence Stephen neglected school 
in favor of the streets, He was fi 
sent to Boys Republi 


and drifted into a series of occupa 
that hardly seemed to foretell a prom- 
ising future: At one 
as an oil worker, a seaman, a carniv; 
huckster, а cabdriver, a pokerplaying 
hustler and a bartender. When he eventu- 
ally played a poker shark in The Cin- 
cinnati Kid, McQueen really knew what 
he was doing. 

After a hitch with the Marines, he 
went to New York and wandered aim- 
lessiy from job to job, until an actress 
nd introduced him to acting coach 
Sanford Meisner—who told the incredu- 
lous McQueen, then 21, that he had 
talent Though role was un- 
promising—a or ll-on in a Yid- 
dish play—other acting jobs soon turned 
up in summer stock and road companies 
of Broadway hits. Turning serious, he 
applied at the Actors Studio and was 
accepted. Eventually, he took over the 
Ben Gazzara role in A Hatful of Rain, 
then signed on for a TV series, Wanted 
—Dead or Alive, that ran for three years. 
At the time, it was thought that exce 
sive television exposure killed 
chances for success in the mov 
McQueen was the first exception; capa- 
ble young leading men were growing 
се. And when his brash secondary 
role in Frank Sinatra's undistinguished 
Never So Few caught the fancy of 
MGM, the television larder began to be 
raided, with McQueen leading the ranks 
of its refugees toward mov 


stardom. 

Though anything but a publicity see 
er, McQueen did not lack for attention 
from the press. A talented motorcyclis 
close to championship caliber in 
ing events—and, for a time, an 
racer, too McQueen enjoyed careening 
through the California streets, often 
with the police in hot pursuit. Jt was 
difficult for him to slow down, even to 
attend his wedding: he was on his way to 
the minister with his bride-to-be when 
screaming police sirens halted their car. 


When Steve explained their destination, 
the state troopers thoughtfully provided 
a reverend—and served as witnesses at 
the ceremony. His cycling talents came in 
handy for his first big hit. The Great Es 
cape (1963). in which he zoomed about 
the German countryside outwitting half 
the Wehrmacht with his spectacı 
stunts, until he was finally cornered 
А iwitchy grin—belying the explosive 
potential of violence within—gave him a 
recognizable personality that he went on 
to display with professional authority in 
such films as The Sand Pebbles and Ne 
ada Smith, Hollywood came to regard 
him as one of the industry's most reliable 
male stars and he soon moved up to the 
51.000.000-per-picture bracket. To pro: 
tect his holdings, he formed his own 
production company and farmed himself 
out for such projects as The Thomas 
Crown Affair. By then, he had traded his 


specding proclivities for puttering around 
his handsome house high in the fashion: 
able hills of Brentwood. devoting himself 
10 his wile and children. Remembering 
his ill-starred youth, he has even estab. 
lished a scholarship for other problem 
children at Boys Republic 

Another television refug 
ly handsome James Gar 


is the dark 
er, who was once 
convinced he would spend his declining 
years starring on the tube in such series as 
Son of Maverick and Cheyenne Revisited. 
In 1962. however, he risked all by appear: 


ing in a straight—and decidedly square 
— role in William Wyler’s denatured 
version ol The Children's Hour, then 
went the action route in The Great 
Escape and finally found his forte in 
the good-natured comedy of such films 
as Move Over, Darling and The Ameri 
canization of Emily. Looking younger 
than his 40 yes 


s, Garner has since estab- 


lished himself аз onc of the most popular 
if unexciting, of the ranking male stars. 
And when Garner is not available for 
the kind of parts he plays, it is frequently 
the Australian-born Rod Taylor who 
gets the nod these cays. 

McQueen was in his сапу 30s before 
his career got oll the ground; 
and Taylor were ey 


ner 
» older. Of those 
few male stars of the Sixties who are still 
in the first flush of youth, none in 
Hollywood is bigger or brasher than the 
selbasured Warren Beauty. The brother 
of Shirley MacLaine and her junior by 
three years, he began his climb to fame 
as сапу as 1955, when he enrolled at 18 


in Northwestern's School of Speech and 
Di 


a. He could have gone just about 
ywhere—for, while at high school in 
his home state of Vi 


inia, he had been 
the star center of the football team and 
no fewer than ten offers of football 
scholarships had flooded in. But V 


ren 

worried about damaging his good looks 
d eschewed the college gridiron 

Easily bored—and sometimes boring 

others. in turn, with his offbeat behavior — 


he left college after a year and repaired 


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to New York, where he enrolled at 
an acting school run by Stella Adler 
Resolutely refusing any aid or assist- 
ance from either his sister or other 
members of his family, he lived in a 
furnished room in Manhattan, played 
cocktail-hour piano ata midtown bar 
and worked Tor a time as a sand hog on 
a new third tube of the Lincoln Tunnel. 
Eventually, his striking good looks got 
him into television, and he alternated 
TV appearances with stock-company 
jobs—at one of which William Inge and 
Joshua Logan saw him and arranged a 
screen test. for what eventually turned 
out to be Splendor in the Grass, direct- 
ed by Elia Kazan and written by Inge. 
Meanwhile, Inge got him the lead in hi 
play 4 Loss of Roses, The critics liked 
Warren, but the play failed, 

Splendor, however, was 


box-office 

Life 
movie 
star, combining the liule-boy-lost charms 
of the late James Dean and the smolder- 
ing good looks of Marlon Brando.” Ac 
tually, he looked li no one but 
shaggily handsome self, and he was not 
much of an actor—yet. But he did h 
a sleepy charm and, with it, youth 
film commodity of which there was not 
then much around. beyond the confec- 
tionary Frankie Avalon and Troy Dona- 
hue. In five subsequent films. however 
(The Roman Spring of Mis. Stone, All 
Fall Down, Lilith, Promise Her Anything 
1 Mickey One), Beatty appeared to he 
losing his carly luster—and he began to 
acquire a reputation for being difficult, 
While making Lilith. he drove the 
Robert Rossen to the limits of endın 
with his temperament and intractal 
once refusing to work for three days u 
less a line in the script was amended. 

But Beatty scored heavily in the field 
of seduction: he literally mowed the 
girls down- Natalie Wood, Joan Collins 
nd Leslie Caron, among many others— 
in much publicized rapid succession. So 
smitten was Miss Caron that she left 
home and hearth, inspiring her husband 
to Ше lor divorce and name Beatty as 
corespondent. Undaunted, Warren 
soon off, looking for other 
pitch woo and make hay. 
is, the piquant Broadway star. 
notso-little black boo! 
sip columnist Sheila Graham, it 
wasn't long before Beatty was being seen 
with an obviously smitten Julie Christie, 

Ironically enough, it was as an impo- 
tent, hick-town bank robber that Beatty 
at last hit his stride and became one of 
the biggest, richest and most sought-after 
stars of the late Sixties. And he had only 
imself to thank lor it, too; he saw the 
possi s in a script called Bonnie 
and Clyde, purchased it Гог 575.000 and 
decided to both produce and direct it as 
a staming vehicle for himself and his 
sister, Shirley. whom he wisely replaced 
with Faye Dunaway on the grounds 


was 


places to 


258 that, as Time expressed it, he would be 


adding “incest to injury" since the script 
featured gobs of gore and sexual trans. 
gressions galore. No less wisely, Beatty 
replaced himself as director with the 
gilted Arthur Penn, inveigled the requi 
site $2,500,000 out of Jack L. Warner 
and gave the performance of his life as 
Clyde Barrow. Time called the film “a 
watershed. picture, the Kind that signals 
a new style, a new trend” and no on 
agreed with this estimate more than 
Beatty himself, who had produced а 
classic, made himself a millionaire over- 
night and helped inaugur: of 
boldness in American filo If 
boldness consisted of new wrinkles in 
the presentation of sex and new dimen- 
sions in violence, then it was abundantly 
in evidence by the end of the decade. 
One male star who benefited mightily 
m the trend toward violence was tall, 
wood. a 


ll roles 
role in 


1 years playing sma 
landed a six-year 
series that earned 


and fi 
Rawhide, a 
lange fan following but no mo 


Not until, ihat i, Clint received 

vitation from Europe to play the men- 
icing hero of an Italian-German-Spanish 
Western called A Fistful of Dollars 
which was so successful that it spawned 
not only a sequel (For a Few Dollars 
More) but a host of imitators. 

Another new star with the capacity to 
handle violence and still maintain his 
cool is James Coburn, who came up fast 
in the mid-Sixti ky, long-faced 
Coburn has also been eminently success- 
ful in adding a comic, even a farcical 
touch to his portr 
style is idi 
mood that has begun to infiltra 
many of Hollywood's fil 
litle impression on audiences until he 
played a cold-blooded. knile-throwing 
cowpuncher in The Magnificent Seven. 
In The Americanization of Emily, his 
humorous side emerged: then producer 
Saul David, deciding it was high time to 
сапсишге James Bond, tapped Cobu 
for the role of Derek Flint, an insubon 
dinate supersecret agent who dwells lux. 
uriously in a remarkably well-equipped 
apartment designed for his special 
tastes: Dwelling with him are not one or 
two or even three but. four exotic beau- 
ties, whose continuous presence on the 
t explains with the remark, 
“Man docs not live by bread alone.” On 
the crest of Our Man Flint’s success—and 
ol its sequel, In Like Flint—Coburn 
has turned himself into a corporation tha 
hires out its chief executive at $500,000 
per picture. Coburn, like the grizzled 
McQueen and Eastwood, signaled a 
marked departure from the collar-ad good 
looks of former matinee idols. Indeed. 
in keeping with the newer trend 
moviemaking, they were called upon to 
portray heavies as often as heroes. 

But if Coburn, McQueen and East- 
wood were less thin handsome by con- 


уг; his 


ventional standards, the battle-scarred, 
heavy-lipped Lee Marvin (see this 
month's Playboy Interview) was down- 
night ugly. It is significant that he had to 
wait until his early 40s, by which time the 
antihero had become firmly established 

s а screen type, before attaining star 
Like Coburn, with whom he was 
sometimes compared, Marvin was equal 
ly at home in comic and violent roles. 
and it was in the former that he was 
finally recognized. The vehicle was Cat 
Ballou, a Western e-off in which he 
did a hilarious lampoon of a drunken 
gun fighter whose accuracy grew more 
uncanny the more he drank. M i 
had already made something of a name 
for himself as a mean brute; as far back 
as 1954, when he played the leader of a 
motorcycle gang opposing Marlon Bran 
do The Wild One, he was nasty 
enough. as Bosley Crowther expressed 
“to make you cringe’; and in Bad Day 
at Black Rock, he was, also according to 
Crowth “hideous as a dim-witted 
tough.” A wellseasoned veteran of both 
Broadway and television, Marvin was 
regarded as merely а good, all-around 
working actor until public taste clevated 
his kind of noncommittal toughness 
from bad guy to good-bad guy 

In one of the biggest and most violent 
hits of 1967, The Dirty Dozen, Marvin's 
portrayal of an. Army major who goads, 
browbeats and whips a bunch of con- 
victed criminals into a disciplined and 
murderous commande unit, won the re 
spect of his men, the critics and the 
public alike. Hardly had the furor at- 
tending that film died down—many 
garded it as a flagrant. exa 
increasing violence in 
along came Point Blank, excitingly dí 
rected by newcomer John Boorman. 
Among its scenes ol cold-blooded sadism 
(in one of which Marvin delivers a 
brutal and explicit blow to a thugs 
crotch) was a rem 
cold-blooded sex. Ded 


vendetta, M persuades gi 
(Angie Dickinson) to offer herself to 
one of his enemies, so that he 


dispose of the hapless fellow w 
they're in the throes of passion—ihe 
ultimate coitus interruptus. Marvin's 
star has since continued to climb, even 


while his temples continue to silver—his 
lean. weathered. indisputably male im- 
ge final confirmation of the fact that 


ex appeal is no longer a unique posses- 
sion of the young or the handsome. 

Il the excitement gen 
McQueen, Сорш 
the other recent arrivals on the Holly 
wood scene, the American studios = 
American audiences—looked increasingly 
abroad during the Sixties for actors who 
could combine sex appeal with Thespi- 
ity. It wasn't a matter of selling 
са short. merely that more and 
more ol Hollywood's product was being 
filmed in Europe, where costs were low 
er and substantial subsidics could be 


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ined 


obt: from dollar-hungry govern- 
стз. One caveat generally faced the 
would-be “runaway” producer: A sub- 
stantial portion of his cast and crew had 
to be recruited from local talent. Thus, 
many an actor who was grudgingly giv- 
en the lead in an American-financed 
production suddenly found himself soar- 
ing in the rarefied heights of interna- 
tional stardom. And none soared higher 
du g the Sixties th Scan Connery— 
at least as long as he sustained his 
nes Bond image. 

Although the lan Fleming thrillers 
had appeared in book form throughout 
the es. Fleming had been chary 
about disposing of the film rights, per- 
aps cannily sensing that their worth 
would increase as time worc on. Final 
Iwo producers—Albert Broccoli and 
Harry Saltzman—offered him a favor- 
able deal for the rights to the books 
(Casino Royale excepted, the rights to 
which had been seized earlier by the late 
agent producer Charles Feldma who 
later made it into а zany spoof with 
Woody Allen as an improbable heir to 
the Bond mantle). While looking for 
the most suitable actor to play Bond, 
Broccoli and Salızman instigated a news- 
contest in London for the most 
Sean Connery 
d background would have 
him for almost any role. 

Born in Edinburgh in 1930. he had 
accumulated a wealth of experience in 
different occupations; after his school 
years, he held jobs as a truck di 
cement mixer, bricklayer. steel bend- 
er, prin assistant, lifeguard and 
hen, while on a holiday 

acquaintance who 
n the touring company of South 
Pacific was in neea ol a chorus boy, and 
Sean applied for and got the position, 
later joining a suburban repertory com- 
pany. His first film appearance was in 
1955, in the British crime movie No 
Road Back. After that. Sean kept him- 
sell busy in a series of secondary film 
roles, 

Then Broccoli 
along and asked 
No. He refused. feeling himself well 
enough established not to need testing 
for so frivolous a role; but the producers 
were so impressed by his “dark, cruel 
good looks" that he got the part anyway. 
Filmed largely in. Jamaican locales, Dr. 
No was released in England in 1962 and 
in the United States in 1903—10 sparse 
and lukewarm notices. No one took the 
film very seriously: and hardly noticed 
at all by reviewers was the star—or his 
comely costar. Ursula Andress, who pad- 
ded around with a knife sheathed on 
her bikini. Time's reviewer, however, 
turned out to be percipient in a 
the potential of the man who 
come the decade's most important star: 
y." he wrote, “moves with a 
race that excitingly suggests the 


nd Salzman 


Despite the other reviews, the film did 
well enough at the box office to justify 
second Bond picture. Cannily sensing a 


audience drift, United Artists gave Broc- 
coli and Saltzman more budget leeway for 
From Russia with Love; and 


Young, previously a somewhat 
director, seemed to know what Bond 
was all about: cool offhand sex and 
equally offhand violence. Bond was the 
one min who could stand up to the sin- 
ister. forces at loose in the world, the 
one man who, with his sexual aplomb, 
could divert if not convert a beauty 
bent on his undoing. Any element of 
parody involved was now ional: 


and the sop 
the humor while lapping up the action 

In less than two years. Scan Connery 
became the hottest star property in a 
boonrorbust industry. Good fortune 
presumed to melloy its recipients, but it 
only angered Connery; and as each suc- 
ceeding film in the series racked up 
larger and larger returns—Gold finger 
and Thunderball were among the most 
profitable ever made—his disaffection 
grew. He felt his typecasting as the 
ruttish, ruthless Bond was restricting his 
serious actor; and he felt 
made sufficiently. rich. 
Ircady a millionaire when 
grievances; Broccoli and 
Salman had cut bim in for a percent 
age of the awesome profits ever since 
Goldfinger, But he ren 


common with the suavely sybaritic 007; 
according to a Life reporter, he bore "as 


much semblance 10 champ: pping 
Bond as a bowlful of haggis to a jambon 
en croiite.” In contrast to Bo 
Row paradigm, Sean’s favo 


sloppy sweaters, pullover shirts 
work purchased at a discount 
store: and his Volkswagen was a far cry 
from Bond's custom-built and lethally 
accessoried Aston Martin—although the 
Volks was specially fitted with a washbasi 
nd a potty chair for his child. And per- 
haps most deflating of all to faithful Bond 
fans, Connery wore a toupee. The most 
elegant feature of his private life w 
his beautiful and talented wif 
tress Silento. whom he murried in 
1962. Finally fed up, Connery left the 
Bond series alter You Only Live Twice; 
his outside efforts to develop as a more 
ious actor while continuing as Bond 
d proved g ly unrewarding. In 4 
Fine Madness, he was only adequate; in 
Hitchcock's Marnie, he was awkward 
and ill at сазе: only in The Hill did he 
deliver an impressive performance as a 
compulsively overdisciplined British sol- 
dier, But none of these films cashed 
in at the box office. and many in the 
industry have begun to conclude that it 
was Bond who had lifted Connery from 
obscurity. 

Harry Saltzman, the more restless of 
the Bond producing team, busied him 


self with other projects while Broccoli 
minded the store. And one of his out- 
side efforts was The Iperess File, based 
on the Len Deighton series about the 
insolent British secret agent Harry 
Palmer. For the role of Palmer. Saltz- 
man selected a relatively unknown Brit- 
ish actor saddled at birth with the name 
of Maurice Joseph Micklewhite. Born of 
poor Cockney parents in 1933. his 
mother hired herself out as а charwom- 
n. Leaving school at 16, Mick worked 
a variety of jobs—tea warchouseman 
cement mixer, even lor a time as office boy 
for a movie company. This job may have 
fired his ambition to become а ; but 
he went back to cement m 1 
better than pushin 
he later learned that actors 
more than cement mixers, howeve 
cannily decided to pursue the Muse 
tors with pronounced Cockney accents 
were in sparse demand at the time 
practiced the fruity tones of 
English by sitting through n 
movie, 
nd delivery 
soundingly in a d 
the echo prov 
his words. Like Demosthenes’ mouthful 
ol pebbles, his culvert did the job, and 
his accent was soon as polished as any 
10175 ar the Old Vic. But his name was 
sull redolent of Bow Bells. so he decided 
to change it to Michael Caine. 

Taking odd jobs 10 support. himself, 
he applied lor and won an assistant 
stage manager's job with a provincial 
repertory company and soon stepped 
into minor acting roles, eventually grad- 
work on British TV. 
ne came 
foppish British officer in 
C's was only a support 
g role, but Saltzman noticed him at the 
world premiere; and when they hap- 
pened to dine t the same 
restaurant, Saltzm; invited Caine to 
join his table. Within ten minutes, Saltz- 
an offered him the role of Palmer in 
The Iperess File. A handshake serled 
the deal—and the role fined Caine like 
glove. The glasses he wore 
n aura of mildly soporific 
tellectu; er in Holiday 
described his smile as “sweet but faintly 
corrupt.” An unusuall 
The Ipcress File was mo 
details of the shadowy world of espio- 
ge than the Bond id also 
slyly humorous. While Bond represented 
the quintessence of the snobbish con- 
ceits of the British establishment, Palmer 
wi 


paper clips. When 
even 


gave him 


to his accent for the role. which requ 
him to live in a small, cluttered flat, whe 

he preferred making his own omelets to 
eating ont. Cool and blase with women. 
Palmer tended to choose nice girls with 
good manners for his sexual adventures. 
hered Pussy Galores were de 
cidedly not his “cuppa.” The Ipcress File 


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офиса Caine into the stratosphere of 
stardom. 

Adapting easily to a variety of parts, 
he survived Premingers clumsy Hurry 
Sundown and triumphed in Alfie, a role 
hailed by many critics as the best per- 
formance of the year, perhaps in part 
because Alfie's amiably predatory at 
tude toward the birds was not unlike 
Caine's own. Alfie took his sex where he 
could find it—which was just about 
everywhere—and refused to tolerate any 
postcoital complications. Sex wasn’t all a 
hed of roses, of course: at the end of the 
film, Alfe admitted to a certain ennui 
and loneliness. But he still had his free- 
dom—and so did Caine in real life. As a 
master of hirdsmanship, he was linked 

ith a succession of lovelies in and out 
of show business—but never for long. 
No ascetic in nonsexual her, 
Gaine thrived on th he pur- 
chased a sumptuous penthouse flat in 
London and took to complaining about 
the exorbitant taxes he was forced to pay. 
Why penalize a man just because he earns 
$500,000 a picture? Gaine asked. 

The success story of Peter Seamus 
O'Toole is an equally improbable rags- 
to-riches saga. Taken as a boy to Leeds, 
England, by his Irish bookie father, 


O'Toole quit school, which he hated, to 
take a job as a copy boy on a local 


Alter a two-year stint in the Royal 
he decided that acting was the 
life for him and launched his career 
with uncommon seriousness. The Janky, 
green-eyed Irishman’s reputation as an 
actor grew apace with his reputation for 
womanizing, hard drinking and bragga- 
docio: and after graduating from the 
Royal Academy of Dramatic Art, where 
he'd won a scholarship, he seasoned his 
talent at the Bristol Old Vic by appear- 
ing in no fewer than 73 roles. A couple of 
or movie parts elicited а raft of 
scripts from studios that saw a star i 
the making, but he scorned them all for 
a brilliant term Stratford, where he 
juggled three Shakespearean roles to 
considerable critical acclaim. It was there 
tha id Lean, searching for an actor 
to play Lawrence of Arabia, found 
O'Toole; the middle of a screen test, 
Lean stopped the camera and said, 
“There's no use; the boy is Lawrence. 
O'Toole was 27 at the timc. 
Lawrence was so long in production 
(20 months) that those associated with 
it termed it movie but a 
way of lile"—and for O'Toole it became 
a mission of dedication, The film was 
shot on location in the Jordanian desert 
—where O'Toole quickly learned to ride 
a camel as well as any Bedouin—and he 
threw himself into his role with such 
passion and commitment that the film 
made n an instantancous маг. Sta 
dom. however, was not enough 
O'Toole; he kept insisting that he was 
also an actor. “That's my bloody busi- 


for 


ness," he told one and all; and to prove 
it, he took to the London stage for an 
Olivier-directed Hamlet and selected the 
film version of Becket, in which he 
played Henry II to Richard Burton's 
martyred archbishop. for his second ma- 
jor sacen role. His performance was 
incandescent; but his next effort was 
Lord Jim. an underrated film that 
proved a resounding box-office flop; and 
the one alter that, a fa 
What's New Pussycat? neither of which 
did much to enhance the glamor his de- 
piction of Lawrence bestowed upon 
him (though he continued to live up 
to his reputation as an elbow-bending 
brawler). Since then, however, his con- 
sistently high standards choice of 
roles—as а psychotic Nazi general in 
The Night of the Generals and as Hen- 
ry II, once n, in The Lion in Win- 
ter—have both revived his film cer 
nd proved that the art of acting is by 
no means a secondary or superfluous 
ingredient of sex stardom. 

The same is true of another of 
Britain's gifted young actors, Albert Fin- 
ney. Even less inclined than O'Toole to 
follow the rules of the game. Finney also 
shot straight to the top in a single 
picture: Saturday Night and Sunday 
Morning. one of the first and finest of 
the British s deal- 
ing with the social and romantic prob- 
lems of working-class nonheroes, Finney's 
round boyish clear blue eyes 


and curly hair gave him the look of 
a mildly dissipated cherub; but he had 
the rugged build of a soccer forward 
and by 1960 was tagged as yet another 
heir to James Dean and Marlon Brando 
upon which the unpredictable Finney 
turned his back temporarily on lucrative 
offers of starring roles and took to the 
stage for the title role in Billy Liar, a 
sensitive drama of a young man's fan- 
tasy world. Even after his lusty portrait 
of the randy, roistering Tom Jones 
brought him to the pinnade of success, 
nney continued to pick and choose 
between stage and screen, obviously pre- 
ferring the crit acclaim of bis Lon- 
don and Broadway appearances in 
Luther to the greener fickls of Holly- 
wood. “I'm not keen on being tied up,” 
ned. “My life varies and my 
nges. J like to be free.” Finney's 
love of freedom has been reflected in his 
personal as well as professional life 
film prototype of the angry young man 
appears to leave his choler at the bed- 
room door; and his offstage, offscreen 
hours have been occupied with a succes 
sion of lissome ladies. 

If Britain in the ties is in its twi 
t as a world power, it has been the 
center of a sot renaissance. The Lon- 
don theater is infinitely more vital and 
creative than Broadway; and although 
s has become 
commercially a virtual adjunct of Holly 
wood, it still appears to have a franchise 


"Freud? Tung? Bah! I'm a De Sade man." 


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xy 


“There are certain rumors going 
around about you, Knut.” 


on star making. Every few months, some 
new Ol r is being heralded—Tom 
Courtenay, Alan Bates, Terence Sump, 
David Hemmings—all of whom 
dazzled audiences with their virtuosity 
and all of whom could almost inter- 
changeably play the others’ roles. But 
the best known ol all British actors 
ns Richard Burton. An old pro 
are to 
abeth Taylor by using his fee as his 
stick, Burton could lay claim to 
being Britain's and perhaps the world’s 
foremost film star. His torrid courtsh 
of and marriage to Liz doubtless acceler- 
ated his carcer's progress; but whatever 
the reasons, by 1968 he was being paid 
the same amount she was in the habit of 
recciving—$1.250,000 ture. 

Yet this 13th child of a coal miner, 
born in the grimy South Wales town of 
Pontrhydfen, might have ended up in 
the pits with his brothers if his father 
had not determined that at least one of 
is sons would “live in the sunshine.’ 
Thus, Richard was allowed to swim, 
chase swans, attend secondary school, 
play rugby and box. His second father 
and devoted mentor was his high school 
teacher and dramatic coach, Philip Bur- 
ton, whose surname Richard adopted 
when he decided on a professional act- 
ing career mental i 
ig him a scholarship to Oxford at 
ning of World War Iwo. Alter 
n at Oxford, where he per- 


who had graduated from Shakesp 
¡El 


the bes 
one ter 
formed with the university's dramatic 


society, Richard joined the Royal Air 
262 Force, in which he served for three years 


before being discharged in 1947 with the 
rank of sergeant, Rather than resume 
his education, Burton opted for an act- 
career and soon found minor work 
on the London stage, where he was 
discovered by John Gielgud and selected 
for an important role in The Lady's Not 
for Burning, a production that took him 
to New York in 1950. 

By then, he had made his film debut 
in The Last Days of Dolwyn and had 
married a piquantly pretty Welsh drama 
student, Sybil Williams, whom he met 
while making the film. Two childien— 
and Hollywood—followed. In 1952, he 
starred there in My Cousin Rachel, for 
which he earned considerable critical 
claim but little public attention. Twen- 
teth Century-Fox next cast him 
Roman officer converted 10 Christi 


y Award nomi- 
nations he won for both films fired his 
ambition. “By h he said, "I'm 
going to be the greatest actor, or what's 
the point of acting?” Some cynics suspect 
that ten years later, a little demon inside 
him might have whispered, “Money 

During the last hall of the Fifties, 
Burton was kept busy making films, but 
his star quality dimmed considerably as 
his frequently mediocre vehicles died at 
the box office. He was, however, acqui 
ing another sort of reputation. Frank 
Ross, who produced The Robe, remarked 


that Burton was “a born male coquette,” 
and there were rumors that he had prac- 
ticed his seductive wiles on a host of film- 


land beauties. But Burton won on 


Broadway the kudos that had hitherto 
eluded him films. Scoring a musical 
triumph in Camelot, his lyrical perform- 
ance as King Arthur won him not only 
several hundred thousand middle-aged fe- 
male fans but the admiration of Joseph 
L. Mankiewicz, who chose him for the 
role of Antony—originally earmarked for 
Stephen Boyd—in his forthcoming super- 
spectacle Cleopatra, He was to receive a 
{ce of $250,000; but overtime clauses vi 
ten into his contract easily doubled that 
amount, and his affair with and subse- 
quent marriage to his co-star provided all 
the heady publicity he needed to fi 
е him a major st Mar Riu, 
who directed Burton in The Spy Who 
Came In from the Cold, proclaimed him 
"the greatest phallic symbol in the 
world"; but unimpressed British critics 
were inclined to regard the onetime 
Shakespearean virtuoso as their greatest 
sellout. 

In Mike Nichols Who's Afraid of 
Virginia Woolf, however, both Burton 
and ‘Taylor rose to impressive dramatic 
heights as the neurotic, incessantly bick- 
ering and self-destructive university co 
ple. The epithets they flung at each 
other noticeably expanded the horizons 
on free speech on the screen; and in one 
soliloquy lasting seven minutes, Burton 
demonstrated that he still could en- 
trance an audience with rich, resonant 
i nd his expressive features. But it 
zibeth who won the Oscar; that 
prize sull eluded him. ‘Their next joint 
ure, Taming of the Shrew—which 
ted a mixed critical reception and 
tepid box-office receipts—was followed by 
The Comedians, a dismal artistic and 
commercial failure, But producers con- 
tinued to queue up for their expensive 
services and the Burtons next assayed a 
journey into the mephitic regions with 
Dr. Faustus, which proved a tragedy even 
more monumental than that envisaged by 
Philip Marlowe. Undismayed, they went 
on to Boom, a weird and wordy rendi- 
tion of Tennessee Williams’ The Milk 
Train Doesn't Stop Here Anymore. 
When even Boom bombed, some Holly- 
wood Cassandras began to mutter that 
the Burton-Taylor magic was at last 
losing its potency. 

But the Burtons certainly behaved as 
though their luster remained untar 
nished; Richard purchased at auc 


a diamond ring costing more than 
$300,000. i presented it to his wife, 


who Hunted the expensive bauble across 
three continents. A few months later, 
however, received a chastening 
the area that hurt him most: his 


film adaptation of Vladimir Nabokov's 
Laughter in the Dark, he was inclined 
to be tardy about reaching the set, per- 
haps as a result of his predilection for 
late-night pub crawling. After several 
wecks of such dilatory behavior, he 
showed up particularly late onc morning 


4 the director. Tony Richardson, sum- 
marily dismissed him from the pro- 
duction, replacing him with a relatively 
obscure English actor, the brilliant Ni 
col Williamson, It was a dismissal that 
rang around the world and perhaps a 
sign that filmdom was at last coming 10 
the realization that, in an increasingly 
mature industry, no star is indispensable. 

If there is a single exception to that 
rule, it would have to be Italy's Marcel- 
lo Mastroi who has starred in some 
оГ the greatest Italian films of the dec- 
ade. His film carcer had flourished 
throughout the Fifties, but he was ri 


film starring Sophia Loren, he dejectedly 
remarked to a reporter, “I am resigned. 
I'll be playing taxicab drivers until the 
end of my days." Mastroianni's gilts, lor- 
tunately, do not include prophecy; he 
soon became the biggest male European 
star of the early Sixties. But it was under- 
standable why he had difficulty envision- 
ing such awesome success. 

Born the son of a carpenter in 1924 in 
Fontana Italy. Marcello went to 
work in his father's shop alter complet- 
ng secondary school, then began study- 
ing surveying—a talent that caught the 
attention of German occupation author- 
ires during World War Two. They em- 
ployed him to draw military maps until 
he had served his purpose, then dis- 
patched him in 1943 to a forced-labor 
camp. He escaped to Venice in 1944, 
then headed for American-liberated 
Rome and found a job with an English 
film company. In his spare time, he 
joined a university theatrical group, 
where he met F and hi 
wife, Giulietta Masina—an acquaintance 
that was to prove highly fruitful. many 
years later. During the late Forties and 
сапу Fifties, still in Rome, he accumu 
ated a considerable amount of exper 
n the stage. on radio and in films; 
but his first modest international expo- 
sure did not come until. 1960, when he 
played a bungling photographer in The 
Big Deal on Madonna Street, a comedy 
that played the art houses in the United 
States and prompted Hollywood talent 
scouts to cast an appraising eye at the 


unknown Italian actor. 
By then, word had filtered to the 
States of a phenomenal Fellini film. La 


Dolce Vita, in which Mastroianni played 
what he has since termed his first me: 
ingful role. As a jaded journal 
after visiting celebrities in Rome for a 
scoop or a handout, he squabbled with 
a dinging mistress, preempted a prosti 
tute's bed for a liaison with the elegant. 
ly bored Anouk Aimee, joined a weird 
Via Veneto crowd for a decadent weck- 
end orgy at a castle near Rome and 
wound up—ambitions soured—as а 
publicist for a stupid star, while moon- 
lighting as impresario for a perverse satur- 
nalia at a seaside villa, Helen Lawrenson 
writing in Look, felt Mast had 


troduced a radical new note in masculine 
sex appeal. “He may.” she claimed, “go 
down in history as the man who made 
apathy irresistible.” She found him the 
perfect embodiment of "the present-day 
antihero, the modern man who as lover 
and mate is often inadequate, confused, 
ridiculous. tired, or just plain bored. 


La Dolce Vita established both Mas- 
sex 


troianni's stature and his offbeat 
appeal. In Antonioni's La Nolte, ma 
to the seductive Jeanne Moreau, he 
embodied male futility, drifting through 
a night of opulent aimlessness until his 
іс reminded him at dawn of the emo- 
tional failure of their marriage and he 
attempted a passionate rapprochement 
in a sand trap on a private golf course. 
Fellini employed him for further re 


search into his own spiritual autobiogi 
phy in 814, which cast Mastroianni as 
Fellini's Doppelgänger, an emotionally 


and spiritually exhausted director torn 
by memories, fears, fantasies and sex- 
wal hang-ups; only in dreams, Fellini/ 
Mastroianni implied. could modern man 
achieve an ideal existence 

In real life, Mastroianni himself ap- 
peared amything but apathetic where 
women were concerned. “The sight of a 


pretty girl.” Miss Lawrenson observed, 
ases an instantaneous Pavlovian reac- 
tion: His eyes light up, his attention is 
riveted and his undentable Latin charm 
suddenly spreads like ink on a blotter. . - 

His taste in girls docs not run to famous 
actresses. Instead, it is the pretty young 
waitress, airline stewardess, secretary or 
salesgirl who evokes his measuring 
glances. . . . At home, he is the devoted 
husband and father. Abroad, his eye is a 


her dreams, happened to encounter that 
roving eye at a press party. but did not 
succumb to its appeal. "He lost me а 
once," she recalled. "I wanted his ele- 
gant apathy: instead. that Latin chan 
came on just too strong for comfor 
actually a backhanded tribute to Mas- 
nni's artistry, since, as an accom- 
plished actor, his task is to portray not 
himself but the director's creation. 

As the reigning star of the Italian 
cinema, Mastroianni has few rivals on 
the European continent. But among 
those who have challenged his supren 
су, one stands out: Jean-Paul Belmon 
do, the young Frenchman with the 


“Herbert, this is Mr. Bagwell, my attorney. 
We want our alimony.” 


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264 


ugly-handsome face, who has galloped 
from film to film with headv abandon, 
generally portraying the Gallic simula 
crum of Humphrey Bogart. 

The son and namesake of a sculptor, 
Belmondo was born in 1933 in a Pari 
sian suburb and grew up in the bohem 
an atmosphere of Paris" Left Bank. 
Jean-Paul neglected his studies and left 
School altogether at an carly age. and by 
16 was a gifted amateur boxer; but with 
his nose already broken in a school 
brawl, he soon quit in order to avoid 
further disfigurement—because he now 
nursed notions of an acting career. He 
enrolled in a private drama school, won 
enti 1953 to the Conservatoire 
ıt Dramatique and from 
there graduated. into subsidiary roles in 
a number of French films. The picture 
that catapulted him to the top. of cours 
was the nouvelle vague classic of 1959. 
Jean-Luc Godard's Breathless, which 
he played—with a conscious bow to Bo- 

nsouciant, amoral young punk 
who takes not only his love where he finds 
it but anything else that isn’t nailed 
dowr 

After the international success of 
Breathless, Belmondo ran the risk of be- 
ing forever typed in the Bogart image as 
he raced from one tough-guy role to the 
next in a series of eminently forgettable 
films. Fortunately, few of them ever 
reached this country; and his reputation 
s an actor was materially enhanced by 
his sensitive performances in the Ita 
Two Women, in which he played a be 
spectacled Italian intellectual martyred 
during World War Two; and in Léon 
Morin, Prétre, the devoutly spi 
study of a priest. It was at this point that 
he began 10 evidence a growing f 
comedy: in Cartouche, he spooled swash- 
buckling costume melodramas and in 
That Man from Rio, he ed the Clift 
nging clichés of the traditional c 
movie. As time wore on, however, critics 
increasingly accused him of walking 
through his parts; capable of perceptive 
performances, he seems to choose 1 
roles whimsically. sometimes even with- 
out regard for star billing, and many of 
his more recent character ms have 
been listless and lackluster. As befits an 
actor of stellar magnitude, the divorced 
Belmondo has consoled himself of late 
in the company of a sex star of almost 
equal status: the voluptuous Ursula An- 
dress. But by the time he wok up with 
her, his image as a punk with panache 
had dimmed; the younger generation 
had found new screen antiheroes and 
Belmondo had begun to wane as a star 
ol international magnetism. 

He might have advanced further if it 
had not been for his inability to master 
the English language—a handicap that 
excluded him from the burgeoning Amer- 
ican production network in Europe. On 
the other hand, а late-blooming Viennese 
tor, Oskar Werner, distinctly benefited. 


from his linguistic talents, His work in 
the moribund and insular Austrian and 
West German film industries relegated 
him to obscurity abroad for many years, 
even though as early as 1951, he made an 
impressive American film debut in Deci- 
sion Before Dawn, But it was not until 
the protean Fr: faut featured 
him in the imernationally successful 
Jules and Jim that Weiner became a 
star. He was 40 years old by then but 
still remarkably boyish 
emanating a soulful. 
German, French or English. 
When Stanley Kramer tapped him for 
Ship of Fools, he was widely reputed to 
be the most accomplished actor in west- 
ern Europe; he proved it by running 
away with all acting honors for his por- 
trayal of а doctor troubled by intima- 
tions of brutality (Nazi) and mortali 
(hi akening heart). Since it was 
apparent that his strongest appeal was 
to female audiences, Werner did mot 
hesitate to turn on the schmaltz 
terlude, an English film about 
mental conductor's tempestu 
h a lady journali 
technique n 
Interlude, at \ 
and the heartstrings of female viewers 
on two continents thrummed wildly as 
Werner tenderly pledged his troth, 


Conti- 
alfair 


Abo benefiting from the gift of 
tongues was black-haired. hot-eyed Omar 
Sharif. already a major movie star in hi 


native Egypt when plucked for the part 
of an Arab sheik in Lawrence of Arabia, 
produced by Sam Spiegel and directed 
by David Lean. Lean was impressed by 
Sharif's talents and. after several sub: 
quent roles that did little to enhance 
the Egyptian’s prestige, he ed on 
having Sharif play the title role in his 
upcoming Doclor Zhivago. Paired with 
Julie Christie, Omar was solemn, sensitive, 
poetic, selfsacrificial and impossibly ro- 
mantic. and women everywhere sighed 
ind wept over his tragic faie. Despite 
mixed reviews. the film went on to be- 
come one of the decade's most resound- 


ing box-office successes, and Sharif was 
nmediately offered his pick of roles. 
(There were rumors that he had his 


pick of women, too. in the wake of a 
separation from his Egyptian wile.) After 
playing opposite Ba nd as the 
prison bound gambler Nicky Arnstcin in 
the film version of Funny Girl, Sharif 
has pone on to play other doomed 
heroes, among them the Viennese arch- 
e in Mayerling and the legendary 
Cuban revolutionary Che Guevara in a 
controversial filmic biography of his life 
4 death. Among all the male heart- 
thiobs of the Sixties, Sharif is the most 
eminently well equipped to sustain his 
romantic image: an actor of power and 
sex appeal. a linguist with attractive 
polyglot features that allow him to pla 
ionality from Mongolian to 
he seems likely to be among the 
predominant stars of the Seventics. 


Just as foreign male stars usurped 
dominance of the screen from Holly- 
wood's leading men during the decade, 
so did Europe's females end the era of 
the Marilyn Monroe-style sex goddess. 
Particularly in England, talented young 
directors such as Tony Richardson, Karel 
Reis» and John Schlesinger brought 
new life and boldness to the internation- 
al cinema not only by extending the 
sexual boundaries of the screen but by 
g several young female stars 
h interesting faces and equally inter- 
esting vital statistics. The appeal of 
some, such as Samantha Eggar and Sarah 
Miles, proved ephemeral; but others 
have been as durable as they are desir- 
able, and give every sign of staying at the. 
top. Of these, Julie Christie is the ac- 
knowledged queen. 

Her face is the face of the Sixties: 
John Schlesinger, who directed her in 
three films and was largely responsible 
for her initial success, has said: “Her 
face, which isn’t just a face, is a person- 
ality by itself. So terribly alive and spon- 
ancous and irregular. Big mouth, strong 
aws, dominating almost in a masculine 
way.” Julie herself doubted that men 
“see any lusty sexiness in me. The a 
pealing thing is an air of abandonment. 
nt responsibility and nci- 
ther do І." She was a symbol of the cool 
Mod morality of swinging Britain and a 
sign of her times; and her personal life 
style reinforced her screen image. 

Born in India, where her father man- 
aged a tea plantation, she was sent to 
school in England at the age of ci 

nd as а prepubescent rebel was cx 
pelled from a convent for regaling the 
nuns with blasphemous and sexy stories. 
She eventually enrolled in а London 
drama school. compensating for a lack of 
funds by lugging an air mattress about 
with her and sleeping wherever a friend, 
male or female, extended hospitality. “1 

ancied myself quite arty,” she later said 

of this period; but at casting offices, no 
one fancied her, usually on the grounds 
that she lacked sex appeal. 

Schlesinger eventually selected Julie 
for a small but vital part in Billy Liar, 
alter noticing her in a two-page spread 
in Town magazine. Despite her lack 


of profesional training, David Lean 
mentally cast her as Lara in the pro- 
duction of Doctor Zhivago he was 


preparing. First, however, came a role 
a bouncy Trish streetwalker in the 
fictionalized Scan O'Casey biography 
Young Cassidy, followed by Schlesinger's 
Darling. ıhe film that established her 
international identity—and won her an 
Oscar. Those who now wrote about thc 
young star claimed she was secretly 
terrified of her sudden and enormous 
success. “Julie's afraid,” a close friend 
1 of her. “of what success will do to 
her, the toll of bitchiness it may exact. 
She doesn't want to become a bitch. 

Much was made of her unabashedly 
unmarried relationship with a strug! 


young lithographer and art student, 
Don Bessant, with whom she shared a 
flat. Joseph Janni, her producer for three 
ss, exclaimed admiringly: "When they 
ро on holiday together. where do you 
think they stay? In some luxurious hotel 
she can pay for? No, in the small pension 
where he can pay." But it wasn’t 100 
long before Julie was staying in posher 
hostelries—and Bessant had fallen by the 
wayside, replaced by Warren Beatty. 
“Why should I marry?” Julie asked rhc- 
torically. “To please the people? I dont 
care what people say." She was begi 
ning to sound a little bitchy. She further 
revealed, as her roles grew more demand- 
ing, that she wasn't all that much of an 
actress, either: Far from the Madding 
Growd, one of her recent ventures, might 
have proved a greater success if her role 
had been playcd by an actress of greater 
stature—such as Vanessa Redgrave. 
Miss Redgrave, elder daughter of Sir 
Michael, possesses a talent as distinctive 
and distinguished as her lineage. "A 
smooth, cool woman of long. flowing, 
thoroughbred grace and odd mystery"— 
in Look's words—she became the “in” 
star of 1966 at the late-blooming age of 
29, thanks to her role as a lithe-limbed, 
golden-haired rich d to a mad 
English painter in Morgan? The then- 
wife of director Tony Richardson, she 
had previously earned a brilliant repu- 
tation on thc stage. She also won an 
extracurricular reputation as a lady of 
causes; a member of the Committee of 
100, Bertrand Russell's militantly activi 
antiwar organization, she delivered fiery 
harangues against the British establish- 
ment at Hyde Park Corner and was 
once hauled away from a sitin at Tra- 
falgar Square and tossed into the pokey. 
Less ideologically inclined on screen, 
she played the apolitical role of a hip 
drifter in Antonioni's brilliant puzzler 
Blow-Up; her tresses dyed red, q 
possibly a murderess. she enigmatic 
proffered herself. nude from the w 
up. to a photographer, played by David 
Hemmings, after he had snapped her in 
what appeared to be a lethal embrace 


with a lover in a deserted London park. 
That same year, she had a brief, word. 
less but enchanting bit part as Anne 
Boleyn in 4 Man for All Seasons. 
Through it all, she appeared to be com- 
pletely indifferent to creating a “star 
image" for herself and remained inter- 
ested only in playing whatever role she 
was assigned to the best of her ability. 
In Camelot, she was the bcautcous, spir- 
ited Queen Guinevere to Richard H; 
ris King Arthur; and in The Sailor from 
Gibraltar, she played a mousy British sec 
retary on holiday with a churlish lover, 
1t was during the making of this film that 
she broke with her husband, Tony Rich- 


s temporary trans 
fiections 10 her costar, Jeanne 
Moreau. But it was a most amicable d 
vorce, as she assured anyone who asked: 
she absolutely adored Tony and admired 
his talents tremendously and was thrilled 
to take the role of an ardent Victorian in 
his The Charge of the Light Brigade. 

Probably her greatest screen challenge 
to date has been the role of Isadora 
Duncan in Isadora, which required her 
not only to dance in the moody free 
style inaugurated by that redoubtable 
dancer but to age from a young girl to a 
middleaged woman during the course of 
the film. But nothing fazed Vanessa; and 
when the script called on her to bare 
her breasts during one of Isadora's 
famous concert appearances—as the art- 
ist was reputed to have done hersell— 
she gamely revealed her nottooabun- 
dant charms. Between roles, she can- 
tered about town with the handsome 
Italian actor Franco Nero, who, as Lan- 
celot, had wooed and won her from 
King Arthur in Camelot. 

If Julie Christie and Vanessa Red- 
grave remain in the forefront of the new 
galaxy of British female (ilm luminaries, 
there are other important challengers 
Among them: Susannah York, a lush lov 
ly who has been somewhat handicapped 
by her physical resemblance to Julie 
Christie, generating the mistaken belief 
that she’s a second-rank standin for Ju- 
lie in swinging roles. Another promisi 


TON Sr 


and refreshing newcomer is Barbara 
Ferris, who threw herself frecly into a 
passionate altair with Oskar Werner in 
Interlude. And, most promising of all, 
in the opinion of many, is Carol White, 
an actress of notable ability who exudes 
а lowkeyed, seductively feminine sex- 
uality. Her first starring role was in Poor 
Cow. in whici—as a young hoodlum’s 
pathetically and thanklessly affectionate 


mistress—she gave birth to a child with 
incanny realism. Her next starring ap- 
in PI Never Forget What's 


joned even more comment 
and caused the Catholic Office for Mo 
tion Pictures to single out one of her 
scenes as grounds for awarding the film a 
rare “Condemned ag: the episode 
question was a prolonged. shot focusing 
full on Miss White's ecstatically expres- 
sive face as actor Oliver Reed brought 
her to her first or 


of the Sixties has been cven more expli 
it—particularly when the director i 
volved is Ingmar Bergman. Bergn 
sexual preoccupations, as well as h 
artistry, have resulted in international 
stardom for most of his Swedish actress 
cs: among others, Ingrid Thulin, Gu 

nel Lindblom and Bibi Andersson. Miss 
Andersson, who first blossomed in Berg- 
man's Wild Strawberries, matured into 
a gifted actress with her recent role in 
ely textured Bergu 


communication with a famous actress who 
has been rendered psychotically mute: the. 
igh point of the picture is Bibi's 
tion of an experience that had oc 
curred while she and a woman friend 
ig on a beach and a youth 


cach of the sundazded lad 
Judith Crist wrote of this v 
recounted ménage à trois that “Here 
Bergman proves that a fully clothed 
woman telling of a sexual experience 
can make all the nudities and perver- 
sions that his compatriots have been 
splattering on the screen lately seem 
nursery school sensualities." Miss Crist's 
pejoratives were doubiless directed a 


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266 


among others, director Vilgot Sjöman, 
who was responsible for that celebrated 
tale of incest, My Sister, My Louc, in 
which Bibi Andersson repcatedly and 
explicitly demonstrated her passion for 
her handsome brother, Sjóman grew even 
bolder with his next film, I Am Curious 
— Yellow, which was little more than a 
visual textbook of exotic eroticism. 

If another Ingmar Bergman favorite, 
Ingrid Thulin, has exposed herself less 
than the ebullient Lena Nyman in J Am 
Curious. her sexual range in films is 
unquestionably greater. In The Silence, 
cast as a woman neurotically attached to 
her sister (Gunnel Lindblom), she was 
given to exhausting bouts of masturb: 
tion: in a brief appearance in Hour of the 
Wolf, she was the inert object in a fantasy 


Guerre Est Finie, she returned to normal 
coital relationshi the wife-mistress of 
Yves Montand. Miss Thulin once con- 
fessed. privately that she thoroughly en- 
joved her sexual moments in films and 
felt that such enjoyment contributed to 
the realism of her scenes. 

But in the art of graphically portray- 
ing sexual enjoyment on the screen, no 
(tress is superior to another Swede, the 
dark-blonde Essy Persson. Miss Persson, 
already in her mid-20s and a stage ac- 
uess of note when she ide her film 
debut, is practically a pure specimen of 
the genus sex star: While not eschewing 
nude exposure of her physical assets, her 
forte lies in going a step further by 
providing audiences with a realistic 
equivalent of a woman's erotic emotions 


and sensations—or, as one critic put it, 
replacing the Theater of the Absurd 
with the сша of the Orgasm. She dem- 
onstrated her erotic artist in the 
Danish-Swedish 7, a Woman, in which she 
played a man-devouring nymphomaniac, 
and was given even more scope in 
Therese and Isabelle, the film rendition 
of Violette Leducs autobiographical 
novel detailing the Lesbian relationship. 
between two girls at a French finishing 
school. Although somewhat overripe for 
the role of a teeny-bopper, Miss Persson 
was most convincing in her erotic scenes, 
which included no fewer than three Les- 
bian experiences, a deflowering in the 
bushes—ihe sole heterosexual toudi— 
and one masturbatory episode. 

Tf films h as Thérèse and Isabelle 
did not exactly qualify as deathless mo- 
tion picture art, the authenticity of thei 
eroticism made audiences doubly 
of the unreality and superficia 
such former sex goddesses as Anita El 
berg and Brigitte Bardot, who had been 
almost totally edipsed as the decade 
advanced. The Swedish Miss Ekberg's 
Junoesque proportions were so much 
larger than life that few could take them 
(or her) seriously, and the perceptive 
Federico Fellini turned this fact to h 
(and her) advantage by casting Anita as 
the curvaceous caricature of a sex god- 
dess descending on Rome for a publicity 
visit in La Dolce Vita. Again, in his 
segment of the three-part Boccaccio '70 
—The Temptation oj Dr. Antonıo—he 
employed Anita as an imposing bill 
board embodiment of the virtues of a 
brand of milk; the mammodrmammaricd 


“Tt isn't Shakespeare—but I like it!” 


giantess came to life and tormented a 
pruriently minded would-be censor for 
whom the billboard had become a sym- 
bol of the decadence of modern life. 
Reaching her apotheosis under Felli 
berg soon plummeted back to 
ty—and into plump middle age. 

Also of the old school, but distinctly 
piquant, nevertheless, was the blonde- 
haired, blue-eyed Elke Sommer, who was 
born in Berlin in 1942, the only child of 
a German minister. At the age of 17, she 
went to London to perfect her English so 
she could qualify for a good-paying job as 
lator; but she quickly caught the 
eye of talent hawks. By 1960, she was 
appearing in a number of sexploiters on 
the Continent and was eventually d 
covered by Hollywood. In real life an 
intelligent and talented painter, Miss 
Sommer has invariably heen portrayed 
as a vacuous sexpot in her English 
language films, among them The Prize 
(with Paul d A Shot in the 
Dark (with Peter Sellers). Unfortunate: 
ly, her acting ability never ripened and 
her mediocre film vehicles have done 
litle to enhance her stature. 

Of German parentage, too, although 
born in Switzerland, is Ursula Andress, 
whose penchant for exposing herself 
films and stills was once questioned by 
newspaperman. "Why do 1 do it?” she 
said haughtily. “Because I am beautiful.” 
Alter running away from junior college 
in Switzerland to Italy for what she de- 
scribed m all of the heart,” she 
overcame her self-confessed laziness and 
turned to acting when the affair petered 
out—but only in order to support her- 
self. Paramount discovered her in 1956 
and lured her to Hollywood on the 
assumption that whatever acting del 
cies she possessed could be remedied by 
dramatic training—an overly optimistic 
issumption, since, in Ursula's own words, 
“I was very spoiled and refused to stud 
I thought 1 was a big star and wondere 
where my house wi h the big swim- 
ming pool. They threw me out,” Thus, 
her American debut did not occur until 
1963, when she played that endearingly 
hoydenish beach girl in Dr. No, by which 
me she was married to actor-photogra- 
pher John Derek, who provided vLaynov 
with some stunning nudes of his then 
wile. Ursula has continued to be used in 
films for spectacularly decorative pur- 
poses and has not yet ha 
prove he 

The same can hardly be said for hero- 
ically proportioned Sophia Loren, who 
undisputedly heads the list of Europe's 
most talented, well as most beaut 
ful, film stars, Though she got her start 
n films as a statuesque extra in low 
budget Roman epics, it was as an actress 
that she finally achieved international 
acclaim—in Two Women, directed by 
Vittorio De Sica, which won her the first 
Oscar ever awarded to an actress in a 
foreign-language picture. In 1966, the 


Museum of Modern Art honored her with 
а photographic exhibit chronicling her 
rise to fame (described in The Sex Stars 
of the Fifties), 

It was a path plagued for many years 
by a messy Italian bigamy charge against 


her and her husband, director Carlo 
Ponti. The Italian authorities refused to 
recognize Ponti's Mexican divorce from 
his fist wife; and in Roman Catholic 


Italy, the suit might well have resulted 
in a jail term for both parties, had not 
the couple become residents of France, 
whose courts granted Ponti a second 
divorce from his first wile in 1905. 
When he married Sophia again, an Ital 
ian appellate court dismissed all charges: 
but the long ordeal, plus several mis- 
carriages, tended to cut down on Sophia's 
performing toward the end of the Sixties. 
Perhaps it was just as well, for a starring 
appearance with Marlon Brando in an- 
other miscarriage, A Countess of Hong 
Kong, had dimmed some of her luster. 

Even so. she had no really serious 
Italian rivals. Closest to her in appeal 
was Claudia Cardinale, who was pro- 
claimed in 1961 by no less an authority 
than Italian novelist Alberto Moravia as 
he next love goddess’—alter Bardot, 
presumably. Time chimed in, opining 
that CC "has the sort of soft wide sulky 
mouth the champagne glasses were de- 
signed to fit.” Claudia somehow man 
aged to survive such effusions and went 
on to make some 30 films—comedies, 
spectacles that dem 
onstrated both her ability as an actress 
and her durability as a star, Claudia's 
versatility has also enabled her to escape 
the "sexpot" designation that has proved 
limiting factor in the careers of such 
equally endowed contemporaries as Virna 
Lisi and the exotic Sylva Koscina. 

But it is in France that Continental 
sex in its most sophisticated form is still 
best represented; and its leading ama- 
tory ambassadress 10 the world is still 
the redoubtable Jeanne Moreau who, 
though far from beautiful and even in. 
obvious middle age, continues to exude 
a simmering sexuality; her full mouth 
and meling eyes doquently express all 
the delights and. pitfalls of erotic love. 
Born in Paris in 1928 of a French father 
and English mother, Jeanne was en- 
thralled by the stage at an сау age. At 
19, she made her debut at the Comédie 


ious dh 


Francaise. Not long after, she took her 
first lover, an actor; with characteristic 


Gallic informality, she married him the 
day before her son was born. The mar- 
riage remained in force until 1964, long 
after Jeanne had gone her own hcad 
strong way—from one lover to the next. 
Among them was the New Wave dire 
tor Louis Malle, who became the first to 
sense her potential as a sex star. Her 
first two films w 
reputation as 
оцой 
Malle 


h him established her 
the Jeanne d'Arc of the 
in the words of one critic. 
little of Mile, Morcau to 


left 


the imagination; in onc film, his 
camera even recorded her reactions at 
the moment of orgasm. The cameras of 
Vadim, ‘Truffaut and Antonioni soon 
followed suit, reveling in her every 
movement, capturing the faintest twitch 
of her sulky lips and the subtlest stir 
rings of passion in her luminous eyes. 
In 1965, Louis Malle, who had gradu- 
ated by this time from lover to close 
friend, teamed her with Bardot in Viva 
Maria, a scmiserious spoof of modern 


revolution made in Mexico. Her erst- 
while intimate rela her 
Paris couturier, Pierre Ci led to 


dampen the fires ol what several gossip 
columnists reported was a brief fling with 
Hamilton on the Viva Maria se 
and Jeanne nurtured one torrid crush 
alter another. “There are men one goes 
through like a country,” she told one 
interviewer bluntly. She confided to an- 
other: “Men want to leave women 
weeping. It is frightening for them to 
discover a woman can pack up and go 
just as casily аз а man can.” One of her 
lovers, producer Raoul Lévy, presumably 
could face the discovery; his own 
carcer in titers, he shot himself to 
death not long after Jeanne packed up 


not 


and left him. Undaunted, you'll recall, 
director Tony Richardson deserted his 
wife, Vanessa Redgrave, to pursue Mo- 


reau while directing both actresses in 
The Sailor from Gibraltar; but Jeanne 
had meanwhile developed a sudden, 
tempestuous passion for a young mem 
ber of the yach crew in the film. Ac 
cording to Marcello Mastroianni, Jeanne 
1 life is much like Jeanne on screen: 
She is always searching for love and 
rarely fails to find it. But she leaves many 
victims along the roadside.” 

Another late-blooming French cinema 
seductress is the sophisticated, subtly 
intriguing Anouk Aimée, who soared 
suddenly to international fame as a grief- 
stricken young widow involved in a tor 
mented affair with a racing driver 
(Jean-Louis Trintignant) in Claude Le 
loucl's A Man and a Woman. Her film 
career began in 1916, when she was still 
a schoolgirl; two years later, she was play- 
ing her first starring role in yet another 
rendering of the Romeo and Juliet story, 
The Lovers of Verona. Known simply as 
Anouk, she continued to appear in in- 
numerable French films of the Filties, 
often under the tutelage of distinguished 
directors, but critics and popular recog 
nition stubbornly eluded her. Federico 
Fellini provided the turning point in her 
career, casting her fist as the plensu 
seeking socialite who got her jollics 
fornicating in a prostitutes bed with 
Marcello Mastroianni in La Dolce Vita, 
and again as Mastroianni’s neglected and 


frustrated wile in 81%. Though not a 
classic beauty, as Anouk ripened, she 
developed what critic Paul Beckley 


described as a h 


nting quality "so 
delicately suggestive of the Modigliani 


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portraits that her presence stirs a sense of 
wonder.” By the time general audiences 
iscovered her in 4 Man and a Woman, 
she was 34 and in the midst of her third 
marriage—a worldly woman of intelli 
gence, spirit, pride and melancholy. 

As foreign stars such as Anouk Aimée 
wax fashionable, a host of aspiring stars 
t in the wings for their own chance 
10 illuminate the screen. One of the 
most popular of the younger French 
actresses is Mireille Darc, who became 
an idol of French youth with her role as 
kookie, bed-hopping rebel with a sex- 
al cause іп Galia. Jean-Luc Godard, 
with his characteristic flair for casting 
nsuous young hedonists to express his 
ironic view of the human con- 
оп, picked Miss Darc to play a de- 
praved young bourgeoisie in Weekend. 
His compatriot Francois Truffaut en- 
hanced the career of the kittenish Fra 
«oisc Dorléac when he starred her in his 
he Soft Skin, but Mlle. Dorléac's bright 
career was cut tragically short by a fatal 
шо accident on the Riviei 
Her sister, Catherine—slender, blonde 
and ethereally beautiful promptly took 
up Francoise’s torch, adopted her moth- 
er's name, Deneuve, and became a star 
in her own right. After a few minor 
roles, she met Roger Vadim, who had 
already played husband, lover and Рур 
ion to Bardot and Annene Stroy- 
berg. But Vadim insisted that it was not 
ntention to use Catherine in films; 
instead, he installed her as his mistress, 
and within a year she presented him 
ith a baby boy; the records are some- 
t vague as to who did not wish to 
marry whom. Vadim himself was by 
then busy with Jane Fonda, at that time 
a far more important figure than Cath- 
e, who did not become a star until 
her sensitive performance in The Um- 
brellas of Cherbourg. 

From that point on, the widecyed 
Catherine imbued with the urge to 

ake it big on her own—and the oppor- 


beautican in his macabre Repulsion; 
explaining his choice of Cathe 
lanski said: "I needed 


quality was "her ability to project a 
unique blend of purity and perversity 
—and this peculiar mixture was appar- 
ent in Belle de Jour, the Luis Buñuel 
film in which Catherine plays a French 
doctors deceptively demure young wife 
who works part Parisian 
brothel, where the greater the indignity 
of perversity inflicted upon her. the 
grea 

blend of innocence and experience 
caries us back full circle to that age-old 
cinematic type, the goodbad girl, prov- 


ter her kick, Mile, Dencuve's artful 


268 ing the worthiness of that hoary adage 


“The more things chang 
are the same.” 

And yet, although sex remains now, as 
y. the central fascination and 
the very core of vital contemporary cine- 
ma, change there has been. Even as this 

ies has progressed, there has been 
ic reversal of traditional values 
n the film industry. When we began 
ne: four years ago, the American 
Production Code was still in full sw: 
censorship prev 
and innumerable communiti and 
church groups were busily condemning 
and censoring any picture that featured 
nudity or depicted deviations from what 
George Bern = Sha 
scribed as idle class morality. 
day. all of E nged. and with 
incredible swiftness. The — Productios 


, the more they 


Code has been not only liberalized but 
rtually ignored by the signatory studios; 


= 


nd a great many pictures now come 
into the market place from independent 
com es that have no affiliation. with 
the Code whatsoever. A series of land- 


mark Supreme Court decisions has led to 


the virtual el n of state and com- 
munity censor boards; and the Bureau of 
Customs, which has on occasion marred 
or cut foreign imports, is currently hav- 
ing its prerogatives in this area tested by 
the courts. While occ: icts of cen- 
sorship still take place on the community 
level, inva p- 
the dec the 


iably when such cases are 


n the churches have swung away 
from their previous negative policy of 
condemning and boyconing those pic- 
tures they disapprove of and have, in- 
l adopted a positive posture of 
public support for those they 
deem socially and artistically worthy— 
which, in recent years, have included 
such controversial films as Darling, The 
Pawnbroker and Bonnie and Clyde. 
Meanwhile, the Motion Picture Asso- 
ciation of America, under the leadership 
of Jack Valenti, has adopted its own vol- 
untary rating system, with four major 
categories covering everything from “gen- 
eral audiences” to “adults only.” At the 
same time, the National Catholic Office 
for Motion Pictures has significantly 
broadened its own categories of classifica- 
ion, so that pictures that might formerly 
© been “Condemned” now often re- 
ceive an A IV rating, meaning that they 


are morally unobjectionable for adults, 
with reservations. Even nudity, which 
once earned an automatic C rating from 


the Catholics, is now apparently admis- 
sible provided it is “in context” and not 
“excessive.” Whereas The Pawnbroker was 
once “Condemned” for its nude scenes, 
within the past few years, such films as 
Bedazzled, Poor Cow and The Stranger, 
all of which contained some nudity, have 
been approved, albeit with reservations. 

Despite—or. perhaps, because of—this 
trend toward total cinematic freedom of 


expression, however, strong forces are 
g on the right—groups such as 
ion Moral Upgrade, with its an- 
nual “halo” awards—that are only too 
eager to swing the pendulum in the 
other direction, back to the restrictions 
and repressions of the past. Their watch- 
word, i is "Save our children” 
and their logic is to reduce all pictures 
to a bland level that they regard as 
acceptable for the kiddies, It must be 
admitted that, with a heady sense of 
their new freedom, many of the suppos- 
edly astute producers in Hollywood 
have in recent years been playing direct- 
ly into the hands of such vigil 
groups; dozens of mediocre pictures 
with gratuitous sex and unmotivated vio- 
lence have been released—many of them, 
such as The Wild Angels and The Trip, 
beamed directly toward the teenage mar- 
ket; and the would be censors are u: 
such films as justificati 
a Federal censorship law that would 
strait jacket all production. So the pu 
tanica] element in American socicty is not 
dead: it is vigorously pushing for legal 
nd even extralegal restraints on thc 
motion-picture medium—and it has а 
considerable body of public and Con- 
gres support. 

To forestall such а puritanical back- 
lash, some otherwise enlightened ob- 
servers have suggested that the movie 
industry “take a prudent step backward” 
by imposing compulsory d 
all films. They point out that the intelli- 
gent and sophisticated application of 
classification in England, France and It 
aly has in no way debased their pictures; 
that, on the contrary, the necessity of 
tailoring films for specific audiences has 
enabled producers and directors to deal 
with mature themes that would not 
appeal to a general audience. The pro 
ponents of classification argue that such 
a system in the U.S. would appease, if 
not disarm, the forces of censorship and 
would certainly scotch their most potent 
argument about “saving our children.” 

But there is a fatal flaw inherent in 
such an argument, however well inten- 


tioned. Where, for example, docs cla 
fication begin? 


у 


At what age does a 
wer become sufficiently mature to view 
adult” films? Various countries set vari- 
ous ape lim 1 18; and 
France runs the gamut, with pictures 
rated for hall a dozen different age 
levels. But even if it were possible to 
decide at exactly what age young people 
become sophisticated enough to "cope" 
with a given theme, a more serious ques 
Who is to do the classifying? 
Censorship in the past has been regard 
ed as a political plum in Amer 
turned over to the wives and widows of 
staunch party regulars or granted as a 
sinecure to generous campaign contribu- 
indicate 


tors, There is no evidence to 
this system is going to be abandoned 
gly by those who run it, in favor of 


classification bo: 
worldly men equipped with the wisdom 
to determine who should and should not 
see a film, 

But lets assume that rational age cate- 
gories could be established and enlight- 
ened classifiers recruited; would not the 
whole concept of classification, however 
reasoned and restrained, still be an arbi- 
ngement on the freedom ol 
e artist to illuminate the hu- 
man condition according to his own 
D h all its warts—and to ex 


would. Is there not equally little just 
proscribing or circumscrib- 
ing the depiction of sex on the screen 
as there is the expression of sex in real 
life for “adults” or “youngsters”? We 
think there is. Are restrictions on what 
we may watch or read any less oppres 
ve or irrational than legislative restric 
tions on our private sexual practices? 
We think they aren't. However idealistic 
and enlightened the classifiers or legisla 
tors may be, do they have any mor 
right to tell you what you can sec or read 
than to tell you what you can or cannot 


think or do at any given age? We think 
could be proved, 


they don't. Even if 
as the voices of puritanism claim, that 
sex on screen or on the printed page has 
a harmíul effect on the viewer or the 
reader—and most psychologists argue 
that it can't and that, in fact, the oppo 
site may be true—does not everyone have 


vided he does not 


so doing 
age on the rights ог wellbeing of 

others? We think he does. 
Admittedly, there are risks in total 


cincmatic freedom: Buck-hungry skin 
merchants already do and will probably 
continue to abuse such frecdom to grind 
out garbage; and there is a real and 
undeniable danger that the proliferation 
of such trash will further fuel the 
fires of reaction and contribute to а revi 
al of repressive censorship—a censorship 
from which serious and responsible art- 
ists would sulfer as much as the Schlock- 
incisters. But we must nevertheless take 
our chances, fully cognizant of the still 
potent strength of puritanisin, becuse 
the answer to tyranny has never been 
capitulation to it, either by surrender or 
by compromise. Those who argue that 
what is needed to forestall Government 
intervention or 
“solfrestraint” by moviemakers are real- 
ly just making the censors’ work casier 
for them by volunteering to censor 
themselves, There must be total freedom 
in film making, as in every other crea- 
tive aralt—freedom to produce junk as 
well as works of art. Just as our system 
of justice is designed to protect the 
constitutional rights of every citiz 
from the capo mafioso to the law-abid- 


“For all I know, you’re not from the gas company 
at all, but a cruel sex maniac intent on taking 
advantage of the defenseless housewife who's alone in 
the house and will be for several hours!” 


ing citizen, the smut peddlers arc ns 
entitled to produce and market their 
products as such visionary creative gen- 
iuses as Bergman and Antonioni; if you 
de nfringe on the rights of one, 
ig a mockery of 


the rights of the oth 

Just as the moviemaker must have ab- 
solute freedom to produce whatever he 
desires—good or bad—so the public must 
have absolute freedom to indulge its 
emotions as much as its intellect, its 
passions as much as its idealism. The 
film that is repugnant to most of us 
because of its tasteless or twisted depic- 
tion of sex has as much right to be made 
and shown—and seen by those who like 
that sort of thing—as the film that is 
repugnant to others because it expresses 
a profound and contioversial social mes- 
sage. There will always be a market 
redcemable" erotica; and 
those who want it will somchow seck it 
whatever the legal prohibitions. UL 
timately, that which is good will prosper 
in the [ree market place and that which. 


is prurient and shoddy will founder. 
However repellent we may find the ex- 
cesses of the sexploiters, serious film 
makers must retain their hard-won free- 
dom to tell the truth as they see it, to 
continue their increasingly unfettered 
quest to reveal us to ourselves. 

"This is something that is already un- 
derstood by the younger generation and 
by the more liberated and enlightened 
of their elders, It is they who recognize 
the nude form as a thing of beauty 
rather than of shame; it is they who are 
creating the social and intellectual dli- 
mate in which everything is mention- 
able, everything explorable, in which the 
human condition can at last be limned 
upon the screen with full awareness of 
all its dimensions, 


This concludes the authors’ 20-part 
“History of Sex in Cinema,” which be- 
gan in April of 1965, and will be pub- 
lished as a book by Playboy Press. 


269 


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FOREIGN AFFAIRS 


(continued from page 92) 


dangerous arms race enormous sums bet- 
ter spent on internal development. A 
comprehensive ban on all nuclear testing 
—thus including underground testing— 
would add some meat and meaning to 
the recent antiproliferation treaty. New 
arms control measures in central Europe 
could guard each nation's allies against a 
surprise attack while reducing the troop- 
ntenance burden on both the U.S. 
id Russia. 


A true accommodation with the Soviet 
Union, however, must ultimately be ac- 
companied by peace in the Middle East 

An 


and a reconciliation in Europe. 
Arab-Isracli cease-fire dangerously m 
tained by equal flows of outside arms is 
not a substitute for a final Middle East- 
em seulement and a truly united and 
secure Europe is not possible without 
а more: or less final German settlement. 
Despite the Czech seiback to hopes for 
east-European evolution, our policies 
should be directed toward more contact, 
collaboration and eventual confedera- 
tion between the two Germanys, not 
toward encouraging the political slogans 
of some West Germans regarding their 
eventually getting either a finger on a 
nudear trigger or a foot in the lands 
east of the Oder-Neisse. 

(B) A new approach to China vill be 
€ difficult 10 swallow, necessa 
inam settlement 
ng a reversal of some two 
decades of public miseducation. New 


words, new gestures and new palliatives . 


will not be enough. Only a bold and 
basic change in approach can bring our 
Chinese policy into line with reality. To 
wait until the heirs of Chiang Kai-shek 
fall out over his estate would be casier; 
but to wait until the heirs of Mao 
"Tse-tung seek a rapprochement with the 
Soviet Union would be dangerous. How- 
ever much we may disapprove of her 
conduct and language; and whatever dis- 
putes may divide her internally, the gov- 
ernment of China is entitled to sit in 
the United Nations and to be recog- 
nized by the United States. No world 
organization will be truly meaningful as 
long as onc fourth of the world's popula- 
tion is excluded; and no nudear or 
other pact we propose will be truly 
effective if our only contact with the 
world's newest nuclear power is confined 
to a monthly exchange of harangues at 
Warsaw. Once these and other funda- 
ges are undertaken, mutu: 
trade, tourism, contacts and cultural ex- 
changes should follow. All this will be a 
bitter bullet for many Americans to 
bite; but the alternative is increasing 
and unreasonable fear ind hatred on 
both sides as the high noon of a nudear 
showdown draws nearer cach day. 

(C) A new world community gov. 


270 emed by law instead of despair will 


require many steps, large and small. We 
need a United Nations capable of func 
tioning in every kind of dispute, with a 
permanent peace force of specially train- 
cd and carmarked forces from nonpower 
nations. We need nuclear-free zones in 
addition to Antarctica and outer space, 
where today not too many inhabitants 
are benefited. We need controls on the 
transfer of conventional as well as nucle- 
ar arms. We need an expansion and 
codification of international law to gov- 
ern more than postal and telegraphic 
relations. Above all, we need to equalize 
the levels of food supply and popu 

on a planet in which 3,500,000 children 
will die this year from hunger and mal- 
nutrition. Before the world population 
doubles again by the year 2000, we must 
leam to make better use of our surplus- 
es and fertilizers, extract food from the 
occan depths and increase the use of 
modern farm machinery, methods and 
pesticides. But all this will be insuf- 
ficient if there are 300,000,000 more 
mouths to leed every few years. National 
ternational measures to encourage 
tation of populations will con- 
to meet religious. educational, 
practical obstacles but 


tinue 
financial and 
adopting such measures by free choice 
now is surely preferable to facing in the 
future cither coercion or chaos. 

These are all difficult tasks, unpleas- 
ant alternatives and gloomy prospects 


for a new American foreign policy. 
Heated criticism and bitter controversy 
will surely surround every one of these 
steps. No doubt, it would be casicr to 
resign from the world, but that avenue 
is not open; and not wishing to see our 
planet blown up, we cannot afford to 
give up. 


RACE RELATIONS 


(continued from page 90) 
of a city such as New York must take a 
special, active interest in the poor. They 
have had no easy, routine access to city 
hall, so I have gone to then visit their 
neighborhoods and listen to them on 
their own ground. It’s a sizable constitu- 
єпсу; they comprise some 2.000.000 of 
New York's 8,000,000 populi The 
majority of our poor are members of 
racial minorities, and 1,000,000 of them 
receive welfare payments. This is a typi- 
cal pattern for most of the great cities of 
America. The quality of life among the 
poor is also much the same from city to 
city. In New York, the ghetto may be 
packed and tall; and in Мац», jt may 
spread out in secming openness for miles. 
But the heritage of the ghetto endures 
from place to place: the smell of garbage, 
the jobless drifters on the streets, the 
scream of police and ambulance sirens 
during the night. 
"Ehe issue of race, however, is not all 
black and white. With the national 
unemployment rate at less than 4 per- 


cent—experts tell us this is nearly rock 
bottom—the rate among the nation’s 
‚600,000 Indians is 40 percent. Their life 
expectancy, in a country with an aver 
age life span of 70 for both men and 
women, is 44. Among the 1.000.000 mi- 
gratory farm workers, a good many of 
them Mexican-Americans, the average 
annual income ttle more than $1600. 
"This is reported by Cesar Chavez, direc- 
tor of the United Farm Workers Organ- 
izing Committee and a leading figure in 
the fight to improve the farm workers’ 
lot. Moreover, because they're migrants, 
they don't qualify for unemployment 
insurance or welfare grants. They arc 
nearly a lost tribe, whose children and 
aged women pick berries in the summer 
sun for 12 hours a day. Labor ccono- 
mists label them “stoop labor," farmers 
refer to them as “pickers,” but Cesar 
Chavez calls them people. 

In New York and other East Coast 
cities, another group—the Puerto Ricans 
—confronts the barrier of race without 
even the initial advantage of knowing 
the language. Puerto Ricans are immi- 
grants to this largely immigrant country 
who, like all such groups, find them- 
selves starting at thc bottom. They 
begin with few skills and no way to com- 
municate, and they remain where they 
are becausc of the handicaps of ancestry, 
accent and skin color. Even in this coun- 
try, many continue to draw the wages of 
a peon. Tt was significant Шах une of the 
more serious disturbances in New York 
in the summer of 1967 occurred in East 
Harlem, known to outsiders as Spanish 
Harlem but called “El Barrio," or "the 
prison," by its residents. 

When discussing the twin problems of 
е and poverty, we usually talk about 
money, because only with money can 
the poor make contact with the rest of 
society, and only with money can they 
stay alive. But money—or the lack of it 
—is only a superficial gauge of the deg- 
radation, squalor and crippled pride of 
the poor. What most of us know about 
the poor are the statistics—although 
we've learned something from the vio- 
lent outbursts of frustration we have 
witnessed for four summers now. A Nc- 
gro senior at Yale recently told a report- 
er for The New York Times, is 
supposed to be one of the best colleges 
in the country. But these guys live in an 
unreal world, a world that doesn't cn- 
compass the things that a man who is 
struggling with society has to deal w 
They dou't know half as much about us 
as we know about them—because they've 
thought so little about us for so long.” 

Occasionally, we may encounter a 
really sustained account of ghetto life in. 
books like Invisible Man or The Auto- 
biography of Malcolm X. But mostly, we 
must rely on the newspapers. Item: the 
arrest of a black teenager 
Island suburb for threaten 


271 


motorists with a rifle. His mother ex- 
plained he had stormed out of the house 
п a rage when he found his six-year-old 
sister sobbing in the bathtub, vainly 
tying to scrub away the color of her 
skin. 

With the benefit of that kind of in- 
sight, white America ought to be better 
able to understand why the polite re- 
quests for integration in the carly Fifties 
have been transformed into outraged de- 
mands for action now. "We are tired of 
ing in the dungcons ol poverty, igno- 
nce and want" Martin Luther King 
id in the midst of one of his peaceful 
mpaigns for equality in 1963. "We 
have come to the day when a piece of 
freedom is not enough for us as human 
beings.” Impatience was creeping into 
even that moderate voice. He adde t 
the inexpressible cruelties of slavery 
could not extinguish our existence, the 
opposition we now face will surely fail. 
We fecl that we are the conscience of 
Amcrica." The claim was not arrogant; 
it was the statement of a time in which 
there were few leaders or groups who 
would define "conscience" as simply and 
forcefully as Dr. King did—an equal 
opportunity for every man to find his 
place freely in this society. [See Martin 
Luther King's 4 Testament of Hope on. 
page 174 ol this issue.—Ed.] 

I would like to believe, however, that 
our racial minorities are not alone in 
their assertions of conscience. Every 
Amcrican should have a decent income, 
а decent education and decent housing. 
He should enjoy a life free of the bru- 
tality of organized humiliation. These 
objectives are not only within our reach 
but attainable within relatively few 
years—if we have the will to reorder our 
national priorities. Moreover, the invest- 
ment in the means to achieve these ends 
will produce not only returns by way of 
improvement in the quality of life but 
measurable dollar profit for the nation 

s a whole. 

Time and time again in our history, 
we have invested massively in great proj- 
ccts designed to cure or, at least, relieve 
social afflictions. The Tennessee Valley 
Authority is a good example. It was 
established in 1933 to improve the vast 
Tennessee river valley, an area larger 
than New England, involving parts of 
seven states. In the Thirties, the region 
contributed only 3.4 percent of the na- 
tion's Federal income-tax revenues. Its 
residents, on ап average, were making 
half as much as the rest of America. 
Most valley people were farmers, beset 
by flood, displaced and threatened by 
machines and bypassed by industrial 
growth. 

Or 


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nized as a Government-owned cor- 
poration, TVA was empowered to use 
the credit of the United States and was 
272 launched with the help of $50,000,000 


derived from the sale of bonds. It was 
charged, in President Rooscvclt's words, 
“with the broadest duty of planning for 
the proper use, conservation and develop- 
ment of the natural resources of the 
Tennessee river drainage basin and its 
ljoining territory." This monumental 
order drew sharp criticism. Nonetheless, 
TVA built a system of dams that con- 
trolled floods and turned 650 miles of the 
raging Tennessee river into a produc 
tive waterway for commerdal freight. 
‘The hydroelectric power produced by the 
dams serves 2,000,000 homes, farms and 
businesses. Woodlands have been rebuilt 
and soil- and water conservation projects 
have helped save or create farms. In the 
TVA area today, four times as many 
people work in industry as did in 1933 
and the percentage of tax collections has 
doubled. 

Why can’t we duplicate the TVA in 
our ghettos? The TVA is an example of 
Government acting broadly and de 
sively in response to an enormous pr 
Jem. It is also an example of the benefit 
that is distributed to many, not to a few, 
by the improvement of a specific area 
that had been excluded from full parti 
n life, At few times, I 
think, has the need been greater than it 
is today for some parallel program, 
something very big, indeed, to return 20 
percent of our nation to itself. 

Whatever we do will cost money. We 
have only to look at the alternatives to 
discover whether we can afford the in- 
vestment. The welfare system is in a 
shambles. Repression has not controlled 
civil disturbances and never has through, 
out history. In the days immediately fol- 
lowing Dr. King’s assassination in April, 
trouble struck 170 towns and cities: 27,000 
persons were arrested, 8500 were injured 
and the property damaged or lost to loot- 
ers amounted to about $58,000,000. Forty- 
three people died. This doesn’t count the 
cost to Government for the 34,900 Na 
tional Guardsmen and 23,700 Federal 
troops called out last April or the money 
spent on sanitation, emergency social 
services and relocation of burned-out 
families. No figures can compute the 
damage done to a society that lives in 
fear of itself. “Every time I hear a fire- 
engine bell" a Washington housewife 
was reported to have said, "T recall Joh 
Donne. I wonder if the bell is tolling 
for me.” 

Even without the burden of civil dis- 
order, the welfare system doesn't ease 
people's lives; it degrades them. As a 
system, it is ill conceived, 
impossible to manage und u 
most of the people it involves. Wellare 
payments of one kind or another reach 
7.500.000 people each month. Of them, 
2,700,000 are old, blind or otherwise 
3,600,000 are children 


whose parents can't support them; 
1,200,000 arc the parents of these chil 
dren. Of the 200,000 fathers, over two 
thirds are incapacitated and most of th 

rest require assistance because they can't 
support their families on what they cam. 
Few believe that this system really helps 
people break out of the poverty cycle. 
“I think it stinks,” a young Negro ware- 
houseman in San Frandsco remarked 
bluntly. “People are so tied to that 
crummy check that they're afraid to say 
580 

The National Advisory Commission 
on Civil Disorders offered a series of 
considered recommendations to improve 
the welfare system and suggested that it 
eventually be replaced by a system of 
national income supplementation. More 
and more economists and civic and gov- 
ernment leaders are coming around to 
this point of view. The Commission, on 
which I served as vice-chairman, told the 
county what we have to do to wipe out 
the breeding grounds of violence: We 
must create 2,000,000 jobs, half of them 
n the private sector, and train people 
to fill them, Six million low: d middle- 
income housing units must be built. 
The education on which advancement 
depends must be extended and improved. 
The money needed to do all this, we 
said, will be an investment, the return 
on which will be realized not only in 
the number of persons who will he ahle 
to take part in our economy but in the 
number who will be able to contribute to 
our professions, provide leadership in 
their communities and convert the dialog 
between blacks and whites in America 
from a shouting match to a conversation. 

Standing in the way of that invest- 
ment is the war in Vietnam. The cost of 
that has been in excess of 100 
billion dollars, while at home our most 
urgent needs have been unmet. This is 
not the place to recapitulate my oppo: 
tion to the war, except to point out 
that until our role in it is concluded, 
both our will and our means to act at 
home will remain limited. The truth 
that we must wage war here, in the 
United States, against the aggression of 
poverty and prejudice, This will require 
a giant commitment that we have yet to 
make. And time is running out. 

“The sufferings that are endured pa- 
tiently, as being inevitable, become i 
tolerable the moment it appears there 
might be an escape,” Alexis de Torque- 
le, the student of American demo 
cy, wrote in the 19th Century. “Reform 
then only serves to reveal more clearly 
what still remains oppressive and now 
all the more unbearable. The suffering, 
it is true, has been reduced, but one’s 
sensitivity has become more acute.” To- 
day we discovering that the little we 
are doing may be worse than nothin 


EQUALITY & OPPORTUNITY 


(continued from page 90) 
economic status of whites and Negroes in 
America, focused attention on the need 
to improve the standard of living of the 
masses of Negroes in American cities, if 
legal and legislative “victories” are to 
prove substantive; if the pressures that 
dominate the lives of the deprived are 
ever to be removed; and if they are ever 
to be provided with the education, the 
jobs, the housing, the power and the 
pride to enable them to become construc- 
tive and contributing members of the 
larger society. 

The Economic Opportunity Act was 
the first Federal publicwelfare legisla- 
tion to require community action. It 
marked a major break with the tradi 
tional social-service, "dole" approach to 
the amelioration of the conditions of the 
poor, an approach that has been shown 
to be ineffective in solving or even re- 
tarding the problems faced by the 
people in America’s urban slums and 
ghettos. The basic rationale of the new 
community-action program was that 
underprivileged peoples must somehow 
be taught to define and solve for them- 
selves their most oppressive problem 
that they must seek out their own leader- 
shi nd determine the methods neces- 
sary to bring about the desired changes 
in th communities and their lives. 
Only the ve would have failed to 
understand that such changes cannot be 
brought about without abrasive contacts, 
without misunderstandings, without the 
ty—of conflict 
with existing political, social-service and 
other institutional interests. 

But the War on Poverty has never 
achieved the status in deeds that it 
ved in rhetoric. Probably the most 
reason for this is that, in spite of 
the fact that two thirds of the poor in 
America are white, the War on Poveity 
soon became synonymous with the prob- 
Jems of Negroes. It appears that once an 
American social problem becomes asso- 
ciated with racial problems or is seen as 
related in any way to the struggle of 
Negrocs for improvement of their status, 
the search for solutions to such problems 
tends to become confused and blocked. 

Whatever the reasons, the nation 
never made the total commitment of 
material and intellectual resources, the 

igument of national priorities, the 
ion to the goals of victory that 
are commonly associated with war. Its 
commitment of resources was meager 
and quickly restricted by a callous C. 
gress that no doubt reflected the insen: 
tivity of its constituency. The gi 
the el 
sought, 
а camp: 
the traditional socialservice appro: 
than 10 the communityaction approa 
it had defined. The poor, particularly 


of 
nation of poverty was never 
Rather, the nation embarked on 
ign that proved more relevant to 


“There goes a very sincere individual!!” 


learned that their 
"maximum feasible participation” in 
y action was to be more "fcasi 
“maxi 


ble” than 
When the Federal Government found 
even these modest exploratory efforts 


checkmated by local political interests, 
"which tended to view participation of 
the poor in their own affairs as a threat 
to established power, the Government 
often withdrew from the arena, leav 
the local power structure and the status 
quo intact. In the same way, when 
school-decentralization efforts—iniended. 
to establish community control in ghetto 
schools equivalent to the community 
control traditional in the Chevy 
the Wilmettes and the Newtor 
Amcrica—conflicted with the established 
power of teachers’ unions, supervisors’ 
ssociations and central boards of educa- 
ion, decentralization efforts were under 
mined or destroyed. 

Ас а time when the needs of the poor 
were most clamorously expressed and 
the gap between the afluent and the 
deprived seemed most flagrant, Congress 
passed a cruel and punitive act designed 


to humiliate and constrict the poor even 
more. The poor have thus, in a real 
sense, been shut out of the national 
culture. Even in the more effective of 
the programs that attempted to relate 
the majority community to tlie poor, the 
relationship achieved has been one of 
negotiation between two alien groups, 
somewhat analogous to the relationships 
of diplomacy, in which separate nations 
set up channels through which to com- 
municate with one another. This alien- 
ation is revealed in the psychological 
of those professionals who 
work in the ghettos but fear to travel 
except in pairs or by special bus, unable 
even to cross the language barrier to the 
“culturally disadvantaged.” It is revealed 
alo in the approach of those teachers 
who require police barricades and police 
escorts to force their way into schools 
tbat do not want them; in the behavior 
of those social workers who turn up in 
the middle of the night to see if there is 
a "man in the hou ien atti- 
tudes are reflected in the mirror image 
of black power militants whose an 
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274 


nation make it increasingly difficult to 
consider a biracial relationship except in 
terms of mutual exploitation. The de- 
meaning, dehumanizing publicwelfare 
system—with its atavistic moral judg- 
ments its cruel denial of the hu- 
manity of the poor —has reinforced and 
rationalized the most extreme charges of. 
the militants. 

In actual operatio 


there seems to be 


lite difference. except verbal, between 
the antipoverty community-action pro- 
grams and the traditional social-services 
approach to the problems of the poor 


and, therefore, little bi for any lis- 
tic expectation. of different results. The 
programs have scemed limited to the 
provision ol services designed to amelio- 
rate the conditions of poverty, or lin 

td to the opening up of opportunities 
—some sporadic job training and employ- 
ment informati, id the Like—without 
attempting to cope with the cen 
of the poor. "Opportunity" 
meaningless as a guarantee of the ability 


nd to hold a self-respecting job 
ns whose experience includes 
nt or irelevant education in 
addition to physical and psychological 
deprivation. So, too, the Headstart pro- 
gram, while useful im itself, does not 
begin to transform deprived ghetto 
schools and often results in the 
tion of hopes and abilities that 
trated when children enter those schools. 

Neither the services nor the opportu- 
nities approach grapples with the climi- 
nation of the root causes of poverty. Nor 
will plans for negative income tax, guar- 
anteed annual income and the like 
prove more than superficial panaceas if 
they are allowed to turn into a modern- 
ized version of the old welfare programs, 
reinforcing dependency and lack of self- 
respect. Those who are poor need mon- 
ey, but they need more than that: the 
right to dignity, the right to be produc 
tive, the right to an education that fits 
them for skilled jobs, the right to in- 
come for those who cannot work—moth- 


to get 


“For a brief moment, I thought we were witnessing the 
bright new dawn of a literary renaissance.” 


ers of young children, the aged, the 
handicapped—without soul-crushing con- 
ision. The poor need to 


be treated not as wards of a society but 
as worthy and independent adults. The 


poor need power to act as ci 
much as they need money. 

A serious war against poverty, like any 

other war, eventually has to be judged 
in terms of its results. Wars are not 
waged for their own sake but for iden- 
tifiable and specific goals. Nor can the 
outcome of a war be determined by the 
exdtement of isolated skirmishes, by 
the drama of a particular battle or by 
temporary advances or retreats. It is the 
ultimate victory that counts. By this 
standard, the War on Poverty must now 
be as approaching defcat. Federal 
and local programs have made promises 
they have so not been able to fulfill. 
And this failure—symbolized by the hu- 
ng debacle of the Poor People's 
March in the mud of Washington— 
has contributed significantly to the fuel 
of urban conflagration. It has increased 
the power of demagogs and it has added 
to the restlessness, the alienation and 
the sense of hopelessness of the deprived. 
Obviously, such ingredients make for pro- 
found social instability. Aware that they 
are the victims of social conditions that 
they have not brought about, the poor 
realize intuitively that the majority cul- 
ture does not understand the depth of 
the problem or docs not wisl tu det 
the conclusion that the society at large, 
and not the community of the poor 
alone, must take the responsibility for 
remedial action. 
Only a society that never intended to 
ke the steps necessary to abolish pov. 
erty would have quailed before the mod- 
erate and nontevolutionary political 
awakening of the poor. How long can 
they remain moderate under such cir- 
cumstances? One cannot help but specu- 
Tate that the white middle-class majority 
is attempting to provoke the ghetto into 
new explosions and new isms 
that will serve as the excuse for further 
suppressions. If the majority society will 
not let the poor and the ghetto take 
the leadership in community-action pro- 
ims and, on the other hand, will not 
transform the ghetto into an open soc 
ty fit for human habitation, it must. 
expect that hope will turn to hatred, and 
despair to recklessness. If it then con- 
fronts erupt th official violence and 
with military containment, it must cx- 
pect the id of society it will have 
created—a society in which there is no 
peace, a society that needs concentra 
camps, a society that has destroyed the 
American dream. 

Some awkward questions arise: To 
what extent are the poverty and pathol- 
ору of the ghetto a consequence not 
merely of economic imbalance but of 
deep-seated racism? To what extent has 
ppressed racial hatred in whites come 


iens as 


to the surface? To what extent has the 
backlash become socially acceptable? 1s 
it now influencing Federal legislation on 
welfare and antipoverty programs? To 
what extent will it entered the 
ing booths and controlled the clec- 
tion of the new President and the new 
Congress? The economic and political 
obstacles to victory over poverty cannot 
be overcome as long as racism supports 


pol 


them. As long as the War on Poverty is 
scen in racial terms. there will be по 
triumph. The society must come to know 


that its own economic, social and politi- 
cal well-being—its own survival—depends 
оп the survival of American cities. Until 
business and industry, until. political 
and educational institutions understand 
this grim fact and commit their full re 
sources to the goal of survival, the pathol- 
ogy and decay of the cities will continue; 
restlessness and violence will increase; 
extremism will gro 
he paradox of antipoverty programs 
and school-decentralization programs is 
this; The programs have received half 
rted or nominal support from govern- 
: ie. the established order; yet 
their very effectiveness depends on chal- 
lenging that same order and transform- 
ng, society itself. The central question 
to be answered is: Cam government 
endure and support financially such 
challenges against vested interests? Or is 
there an inherent inconsistency between 
the fact of political control of public 
funds and the possibility of realistic so- 
cial action? But perhaps even more cen- 
tral is the contrary question: Can a wise 
government afford not to en 
courage and foster—such a 

not democratic protest 
gainst injustice totally consistent—as 
ilie suppression ol such protest is totally 


challenge? 15 


nconsistent—with the ends of democrat- 
ic government? 
American society does not lack the 


means or the intelligence to end poverty. 
It lacks only the will. If it had the will, 
it would commandeer the resources to 
end poverty that it commandeers to 
wage war. For a truly decent. society, it 
would gather the best minds in Amer 
10 the task of social change as it gathered 
and nurtured them in the task of de- 
veloping the atom bomb. But those who 
ade it” in America seem to have 

their own origins, A selfish 
and insensitive society blames the poor 
for their own poverty, boasts of its own 
affluence, feeds racial fears and hatreds 
in American life and gradually builds 
the tinder for a social holocaust 

America is moving doser each day to 
separate societies, one rich, self-indulgent, 
smug, cruel, callous, inhuman; the other 
poor, frustrated, bitter, angry, dehuman- 
ized. Can America find 1 
enough and strong enough to subdue t 
ly condoned evil 
с а new compassion, a new com- 
mitment to democracy and equality, 


soc 


nd. 


transcending race? If it does not, the na 


tion is doomed to self-destruction, either 
by mounting waves of violence or, like 
the Roman Empire, to decay from 
within. 


THE PHYSICAL ENVIRONMENT 


(continued from page 90) 


ly in sight, technology should be 
able to more than double food produc- 
tion in the next several decades. But how 
long will double be cnough? And, 
case, food is but one element: ch 
and oxygen, to name two others, a 
ready in short supply. Even if technology 
solves all material needs, the human 
swarm will still have oblique problems; 
we glimpse these already in the increase 
of psychosis and random violence. 
Though ample food and shelter are pro 
vided, rats (which exhibit behavioral pat- 
terns disconcertingly similar to those of 
man) react to crowding in strange and 
morbid ways—among them, neuter bc- 
havior, increased. incidence of homosex- 
uality and consumption by the mothers 
of their young. 

The environment and poverty, the en 
vironment and peace—pick almost any 
category in this symposium—are not 
readily separable in a damaged human 
habitat. We know, lor ex: that one 


alre; 


ous smog derives from ethyl y; 
which can cause chronic lead poisoning. 
and that a symptom of this poisoning is 
extreme irritability. Irritability is also a 
symptom of noise and overcrowding. as 
has been demonstrated in wild lem- 
mings and human convicts, as well as in 
rats. Like all ghettos, Watts is noisy and 
ed, and it is located in the 
worst smog region in America. 


overcrowd 


The black ghetto, which brings to- 
the worst aspects of poverty and 


gethe 
pollui the symbol of all that has 
gone awry in the American way of life. 
But the ghetto is ordinarily that part of 
our dying cities that is already dead. It is 
not only the ghetto but the sprawling 
urban mess that must be broken and rc- 
shaped. monious form is with 
the whole concept of cities that any 
meani environmental renaissance 
must 1 Unfortumately, the ru 
dominates state 
I legislatures appropriates 
arm subsidies than for urban 
development, even though the cities’ dis- 
tir is related directly to all those 
sordid aspects of today’s America that 
these politicians deplore. And the inade- 
quate sums made available to the cities 
soon disappear down the ratholes that 
abound there, not only because political 
expedience takes precedence over hu- 
man needs but because human needs are 
so rarely considered, even when they are 
understood. Slum clearance, for example, 
is often more spectacular than uschu 


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rarely is it worth the disruption and 
distress inflicted on its beneficiaries. A 
raflısh neighborhood that functions well 
is raved to make way for hard-edged pub- 
lic housing that docs not; the facelessness 
of the low-cost high-rise, the absence of 
human commerce breed despair as well 
as crime, and a new slum replaces the 
old. 

As social animals, most people like 
high-density living; they do not forsake 
for economic reasons 
alone. But they cannot be housed in 
rows like chickens, with all-night lights 
to keep them laying; human nature 
makes such efficiency inefficient. A sense 
of identity must be preserved, a sense of 
belonging, as opposed to alicnation, and 
this is not possible without the preserva- 
tion of human community, of neighbor- 
hood. Even the city’s “downtown’— 
typically, a fortress of cold rectangles in 
а slum jungle, dead (and therefore dan- 
gerous) by night—could be brought 
back to life if it incorporated calés, 
shops and theaters in an attractive civic 
center. Theoretically, the people who 
work there would choose to live ther 
commuting—and time loss, trafic jams, 
nerves, expense, crecping suburbia and 
many other ills—would be reduced; the 


slum sections would disintegrate or be 
restored. In а time of advanced technol- 
ogy. residential and commercial arcas 
need not and should not be mutually 
exclusive, especially now that heavy in- 
dustry and warehousing are forsaking 
the cities in search of unchoked accesses 
and cheaper land. 

Neighborhoods within communities, 
all linked to a live center—this is the 
basic arrangement in most of the new 
cities springing up across the country; 


these new cities will be surrounded by 
permanent green areas and will be of 
the so 


controlled „in order that 
called "human scale" may 
Yet here, as elsewhere, urb: 
left mostly to architects and city plan- 
ners, who are not trained in ecology nor 
ethology. Among the first 70-odd ncw 
cities under construction in America, 
only one— Columbia, Maryland —sought. 
the advice of social scientists before con- 
struction was begun. Even before the 
purchase of the tract between. Washing- 
ton and Baltimore that was to become 
Columbia, its developer, Baltimore bank- 
er James Rouse, met regularly for 
six months with 14 experts whose spe- 
cialties ranged from health systems 10 
traffic engineering. Rouses vision of a 


L 


OAIT equa 


“Hi! Mind if I join you? I'm the 
fighting priest who isn't afraid to talk to the young. 
Maybe you read about me in Look." 


“truly ratio city, providing "the 
most viable soil for the growth ol 
people,” was translated. by his staff into 
a multilayered complex centering on its 
school system. 1f the cities of the future 
are to be a fit environment for man, it 
will be because the whole scientific com- 
munity was consulted and its recommen- 
dations, however expensive, carried out. 

It has been said that America ca 
not afford the huge cost of rebuilding 
her cities. This is not true. What we 
cannot aflord is the death of our environ- 
Wars and the race to the moon, 
ne many times the annual 
sums that could practicably be applied to 
a restoration of the environment, are 
luxuries of power and a gross imposition 
on the millions of people who cannot 
pay for comfortable private environ- 
ments of their own. In a time of grow- 
ing deprivation, the old ethics of free 
enterprise are intolerable, Cars, for cx- 
ample, are a chicf source of our greate: 
plagues (congestion, air pollution, pro- 
ng highways, noise and junk) 
yet, despite the huge profits of the 
motive industry, despite the awesome 
threat of air pollution, despite an emer- 
gency law in California that new cars 
must be fitted with anti-air-pollution 
devices the manufacturers have only re- 
cently provided this relatively inexpen- 
е item as standard equipment. Their 
lack of responsibility toward the people 
who made them rich is nat the exception 
but the rule. There are exceptions, how- 
ever: Standard Oil of New Jersey has 
contributed valuable research to the 
problem of oil wastes dumped at sea, I 
suggest to the Secretary of the Interior 
that such firms be awarded a С for 
Civic Responsibility, like the E for 
Excellence of World War Two. But 
such companies as Inland Steel, Dow 
Chemical, Armour, Ford Motor Com- 
pany and thousands of other industries 
expense by 
ir filth into our ruined 
erways. To the swelling problem of 
wastes, Rheingold and Chlorox and. 
their competitors have added the alumi 
num and plastic containers that will foul 
our beaches for a century, despite general 
agreement that all products (and their 
containers) —and cars, especially —should 
be designed for recycling or disintegra- 
tion. 


h antipollution ordinances, 
industry often resorts to economic black- 
; it threatens to leave town. U. S. 
Steel and many others have hired 
yers to fight Government reforms. Mon- 
santo and its allies, their pesticide profits 
endangered by Rachel Carson's Silent 
Spring, spent large sums not on re- 
search to protect the public but on an 
elaborate campaign to discredit the au- 
thor and her book. But an hetic 
public and its slack officials still permit 
the businessman to run the show in 
Washington, where his sometimes strange 


ethics are reflected in Government prac- 
tice: when the Sierra Club attacked th 

roversial Colorado River Basin Bill, 
rtially lifted by 


cou 
its tax-Iree status was р: 


the 1 Revenue Service. 
Conservationists fought the proposed 

dams on the Colorado because they 

threatened to submerge part of the 


Grand Canyon; the dams were support- 
ed by political spokesmen for local coal, 
electric and other interests, even though 
the dams would have cost an estimated 
S800.000.000. as opposed to an estimated 
$90,000,000 for a nuclear power plant in 
the same region. Considering the need 
of our poverty program and our sick 
cities for that 5710,000,000 difference, 
the fact that a choice was considered 
seems grotesque; but the situation gives 
an accurate indication of corporate pow- 
er in Washington. 

As long as Government indulges the 
commercial notion that growth of any 
kind means progress, as long as this 
blind "progress" is equated with the 
public good. its own agencies will com 
pete in the cavalcade of development, 
led by the highway and construc 
eers, that dooms a million acres of 
green land each year to asphalt or 
worse. The nation will lose much more 
than huge land-consuming 
boondoggles like the useless Arkansas 
River Navigation Project and the very 

avery Central and Southern. Florid: 
Flood Control District, which has made 
millions for a few speculators and big 


money in 


farmers at the expense of the public 
investment in Everglades National Park. 
As long as greed is glossed over—and it 


usually isas an expression of “the 
free-enterprise system that made Ameri- 
ca great" we will witness such monu 
mental es as the proposed Rampart 
Dam, designed to drown a Yukon wild- 
life arca larger than Lake Erie to fur- 
nish hydroelectric power that nobody 
needs. Government. agencies, especially 
Interiors Bureau of Reclamation and 
the headless monster called the Army 
Corps of Engineers, must play in the 
pork barrel with politicians and special- 
merest groups to find new make-work, 
for their bureaucracies have grown 
huge and as obsolete as dinosaurs. The 
Corps of Engineers, for example, has 
recommended the nuclear blasting of 

new canal across Central America, with- 
out troubling 10 ascertain the effects of 
such а of con 


ma 


series 


minating explo 
sions on the oceans and atmosphere of 
the whole world. 

The Corps still claims the strong sup- 
port of politicians, but from the public 
it conservation 
and а decent 
—is beginning to pay olf. 
people look hard at the word 
progress," and their skepticism must be 
encouraged. When told of United Si 


environme 
Today 


“Poor kids! I understand everything in their new 
apartment was faulty and called back." 


concern for the world’s poor, remember 
the fish-llow episode: this cheap, high- 
protein concentrate made from whole 


fish. a true source of hope to famine. 
haunted nations, was suppressed for 
years by the FDA on “aesthetic” 


grounds, due to pressure, it is said, from 


food interests fearing domestic competi- 
tion. When informed of the chemical 
Companies dedication to “America’s 


future.” y 
river fish Kill caused by dumped poison- 
ous wastes, and the campaign to de 
Silent Spring. When shown the merry 
chipmunk at play on the pretty stumps 
of reseeded forests, remember the orgy 
of cutting staged by lumber interests 
belore new bills to save the vanishing 
redwoods could be passed. When i 
duced to the folks down 
companies and their tradition of public 
service, remember the plentiful recent 
evidence that the public has been gross- 
ly overcharged for this service. Ask why 
these excess profits can't. be spent, not 
on tax-deductible propaganda designed 
to con us but on replacing with storm- 
proof underground cable 
poles that rank with the billboards 
garish gas stations as the most per 
ul unnecessary eruptions on 
blighted landscape. 

Environmental maintenance will be 
too little and too late as long as the pub- 
lic remains apathetic. what is needed is 
more citizens and fewer consumers. Con- 
sumers do not petition for local ordi- 


ember the great. Mississipy 


iro- 
at the utility 


the utility 
nd 
sive 
our 


nances on billboards or for a local 
building code for gas stations, nor do 
they boycott, Lhey do not organize con. 
servation groups, much less Planned P: 
emhood dupters or pollution boards; 
nor do they demand that the schools 
provide children with honest conserva 
tion education, including the heresy that 
the American way of life has provided u 
with quantity without quality, like 
body without a soul. Citizens, not con- 


a 


sumers, won the preservation of thc 
Great Swamp in New Jersey (more 
than 10,000 acres of primeval forest 


nd flourishi wildlife 30 miles fron 
Manhattan). che Fire Island N al 
Seashore, the Aransas, Texas, sanctuary 
lor the whooping crane and the restric 
ions on billboards in Merced County. 
California. Such victories are amon 
many encouraging signs that Amer 
are now tired of fouling their own nest 


SCIENCE & TECHNOLOGY 


{continued from page 90) 


buted to the multi 
mes, to the numerous dis 
d and give a 
: destruction 
by nuclear war; poverty on а vast 
scale: а totally unsupportable and largely 
miserable society brought on by an un- 
controlled population explosion: an irre 
medial polluting of the planet; the 
oppression of people by totalitarian gov- 
ments; and a world-wide alienation 
of citizens, especially young people, fr 


technology 1 
crises of our 
asters that 


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a highly complex society to which they 
appear inclevant. 

If this is so, if science has contributed 
atly to the world's perilous 
state, what help, then, can we expect 
from science and technology now? The 
answer is that science and technology 
offer us another chance, the option for a 
better world, by making it possible to 
provide abundant material resources, 
good health and good education for all. 
More importantly, science and technolo- 
gy ofler the only hope of achicving the 
understanding of increasingly complex 
social erganizations that is so essential 
to the satisfactory management of our 


Sigmund Freud posed the present di- 
lemma of civilization when he 
dicted our failure to adjust poli 
and psychologically to the new world of 
technology. We are involved in a race be- 
tween the creation of new technologies 
and the development of adequate social 
mechanisms to manage them, and the 
" inventors are ahead. In my 
still possible (though not nec 
essarily probable) to fashion a decent 
world; but this can't be done simply by 
inventing more machines—though some 
will be needed. Instead, we must make 
our first order of business the fashioning 
of a new political and psychological 
world. The so-called. advanced nations 
must go at this task with the same fervor 
and commitment that up to now has 
been reserved for furthering military 
technology. 

Obviously, the first steps toward a 
more decent society must give a high 
priority to eliminating the malignant 
aspects of our present condition. But 
this is hardly enough. The fundamental 
obligation of à decent society is to pro- 
vide a positive opportunity to achieve a 
rewarding, happy lile for the maximum 
possble number of its citizens. This 
implies a parallel effort to model the 
society—politically, physically and cul- 
turally—to fit man's needs. This unique 
and fascinating instant in time is the 
first moment in history when the means 
actually exist to create a decent world 
for everyone. Not only do we have vast 

owers over nature but we can also be 
confident that if we continue to support 
a vigorous scientific re: 
our technological capabi 
enormously, to give us even prc 
strengths, The real difficulty in creat 
a decent society, therefore, is not 
much a shortage of resources or a lack of 
scientific inventiveness as it is our in- 
ability—or unwillingness—to use existing 
resources constructively. 

The collective effort to improve the 
Jot of man must, however, manifest itself 
quickly. If it is possible today to create 
the means to feed the people of the 
world adequately, or to control pollu- 
tion, will it not be possible to do so 20 
from now? What is the hurry? 


First of all, environmental and social 
problems are much easier to prevent or 
arrest than to reverse. Therefore, the 
best way of coping with some of our 
current difficulties might be to perpetu- 
ate the status quo, as unpleasant as that 
might seem. How che, for 
would one handle the population p 
lem? If current trends are allowed to 
continue, the world 20 years from now 
will be mighty unpleasant. It m 
impossible to remove the DDT fr 
the occans or the excess carbon dioxide 
from the atmosphere, but it is possible 
to halt any further such pollution, 

A second reason for acting promptly 
is that most phenomena associated with 
societies and people grow exponentially 
they are not restrained. That is, their 
growth is proportional 0 their magni- 
tude, so that when they are small, the 
magnitude of their growth is small; as 
they become bigger. they ultimately 
reach a point of explosive growth. This 
is why crises appear so suddenly in hu- 
s, why problems seem unim- 
nt one season and out of hand the 


port 
next. Finally, it takes time to develop 


new technologies and time to put them 
to work. Agricultural experts predici a 
world-wide food shortage within two 
decades, causing famine on an unimag- 
inable scale. Studies have made it abun- 
dantly clear that the mere expansion of 
existing agricultural activities and the 
introduction of present birth-control 
methods as rapidly as possible will not 
prevent the crisis. However, by starting 
now to develop the new technologies 
that have been proposed, it would be 
possible within a decade 10 stop the 
present decline in the amount. of food 
available per inhabitant of the planet 
and lo elea an adequately increasing 
supply. But this developmental program 
is not under way. 

The destructive impact of the automo- 
bile on our cities is another obvious 
example of out-of-control technology. 
Any individual, given the needed talent 
and appropriate circumstances, 
cide to design and manufac 


decision to own one. Even though a few 
farsighted people—like Lewis Mumford 
—prediaed the unmanageable 

quences of such unfettered initi 
there has been no social 
planning and controlling their direc 
tion. Most of the great technological 
innovations that have so changed our 
lives emerged in just such a way. Or 
consider the effects of television. A typi- 
cal youngster of today has watched over 
20,000 hours of television by the time he 
is of college age. We can be certain that 
this deep immersion has affected his 
intellectual and social development in a 
major but we haven't been able to 
quantify the effects or figure out how to 
adjust either the television programs or 
the formal edutational process to take 


conse 


advantage of this new medium as a truly 
constructive fora 

Even when science and technology 
have been used by governments for pub- 
lic purposes, the results have not 
been constructive. Nuclear w 
listic missiles were developed to cn- 
nce national security; yet they have 
made this country, and all others in the 
world, morc vulnerable to attack ıhan ar 
any previous time in history. At this 
very moment, Soviet and American lead- 
ers are trying to buy protection for their 
people through the creation of missile 
defense systems whose only certain. 
effects will be to intensify the arms race. 
Nonmilitary technology has Гагей very 
little better, Public-health activities in 
the underdeveloped countries have 
helped bring about pressing food short- 
ages. Public hydroelectric projects in the 
United States and elsewhere are ruining 
vast and irreplaceable recreation arcas. 

It is clear that there must be a medha- 
nism for fostering reasoned and continu- 
ous public discussion and consideration 
of all social problems. Long-range fore- 
casting and resource allocation must be- 
come a part of the ongoing business of 
the society. Done well, such processes 
can bring the hitherto random method 
of decision making under control. A 
new discipline—which I shall call social 
engineering—should be created to estab- 
h a scientifically based capability for 
the design and management of the vari 
us aspects of our evolving society. Not 
that I expect even a highly developed 
social technology to eliminate the trial- 
and-ertor aspect of the process by which 
progress is made. A modern society is 
too complicated to permit detailed fore- 
ting of its behavior, The purpose of 
the mechanisms here described is to pro- 
ide the information for more rational 
decision making, particularly in plan- 
ning activities, and to provide continu. 
ous feedback on the status of ongoing 
activities, so that they can be adjusted, 
il necessary, as they proceed. These 
rrangements should also provide an 
carly-waming function, detecting unan- 
ticipated developments at carly stage. 
Most important and, no doubt, most dil- 
ficult, they must also include procedures 
for taking into account moral and spiri, 
al values and must afford adeg 
means of judging the human qualitie 
the environments under consid 

Iam presenting a large order, 
which we lack an adequate fundamental 
е of knowledge. But since we c 
wait, I suggest that we proceed as a 
design engineer or a doctor does, em- 
ploying whatever knowledge lable, 
stretching over the gaps in understand- 
ng with judgment, intuition and exper 
nent, at the same time pressing the 
social, political and behavioral scientists 
to provide a more complete understand- 
g of the phenomena involved. Many 
of the intellectual and analytical tools 


"Caldwell, here, may well have the answer 
to ‘After Pop Art, What?!" 


needed are now or are becoming avail- 
able to assist the social engineer. The 
intellectual tools include concepts ex- 
plaining the behavior of complex dynam- 
ic systems; profound understanding of the 
economic aspects ol society and, with it, 
a growing ability to make informative 
computer models of economic systems; 
systemsanalysis techniques, which have 
nited bur expanding uscfulness in 

a growing 


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a 
the study of social system: 


body of knowledge about human bel 
ior; and an 


reasing amount of factual 
all elements ol society. These 
make it possible to 
1 problems, to test theories in 
and eventually to pro- 
vide adequate and timely information 
lor use by the policy makers and man- 
agers of the society. Research groups in 
universities, in independent study centers 
and in governmental agencies should be 
encouraged to study these problems with 
the same intensity devoted to investigat- 
ing the physical and life sciences. 
Individuals throughout the world are 
пушо desperately to get their fellow 
citizens and their governments to change 
their priorities—to spend smaller amounts 
of time and resources on arms and on 
conspicuous consumption and more on 
disarmament efforts, on moral consider 


tions and on nation building. Scientists 
i ly and through 


and en 
such groups 
can Scientists and the Pugwash Confer- 
ences—have been in the vanguard of 
these efloris, working to create an under- 
standing of the dangers and the hope: 
that science poses. Fortunately. the sci- 
entists have not been alone in these 
ellorts. Scholars from many other disci 
pline: men, kers, students 
and large numbers of nonprofessional 
women concerned about the world into 
which they are bringing children have al- 
so contributed in a major way lo these 
efforts. The awareness of the need to alter 
mankind's priorities is growing in all cor- 
ners of the world and in every segment ol 
society. This is shown dramatically by 
the excitement caused behind the Iron 
Curtain by the clandestinely circulated 
declaration of the Russian physicist Sa 
harov, which calls for an end to the a 


n of Ате 


ns 


id priorities can be debated and a 
commitment of ihe world’s technical 
resources to the basic needs of people. 

Equally hopeful is the student unrest 
that reverber ound the world, in 
democratic societies and in totali 
states. Students everywhere shi 
ceral, intuitive conviction that society is 
sick and that they are getting little guid- 


nce on how to cure it, Many young 
faculty members share this feeling. 
Every campus has its quota of activist 


nt students and faculty mem- 
bers. They should be encouraged to seck 
out ways of understanding and counter- 
280 acting the social deficiencies to which 


they are reacting, because they have ze- 
roed in on very real problems that re 
quire far more serious atten 


they have been given. The challenge for 
us in the universities—be we humanists, 
scientists or technologists—is to engage 
the creative energies of the dissidents 
joint efforts on communal problems, so 
that they can find the socially useful 
careers they seek. Our generation has 
brought a scientifically based technology 
into being. With our ce, this new 
generation can ensure that its fruits are 
beneficial. 

In the final analysis, whether society 
or succeed in the attainment of 
its goals will depend on the use to 
which its policy makers put the capabili- 
ties created by scientists. We have the 
resources for prosperity for all, We have 
the scientific know-how for increasing 
and improving these resources. Do we 
have the will to set about doing it? Can 
we adapt—politically and psychological- 
ly—to our changing times? We must; 
for if we don't, the prospect will not be 
the defeat of the decent society but the 
destruction of the one we have, 


BUSINESS 


responsibility is incompatible with 
free-cnterprise system." The business of 
business, they recite, is to make a profit 
— period. But 1 share with many 
businessmen a belief that the problems 
are so challenging and the time so 
limited that American corporations must 
assume a broadly constructive social role. 
Many observers point out that thought- 
less and unrestrained commercial and 
industrial activity have helped create 
and perpetuate many of the very prob- 
lems that plague us. These critics 
challenging the nation’s corporations 
to mobilize their vast resources in am 
nos the board attack on the inequities 
а iquities for which, however unwi 
tingly, they have been directly or indi- 
rectly responsible. These range from 
louled rivers, polluted air and ravished 
countrysides to ritinfested slums, hun- 


(continued from pa; 


are 


my children and exploited ghetto cus- 


tomers. This challenge does not come 
from outside critics alone. Many busi- 
nessmen themselves, like Henry Ford H, 
are urging other executives to exercise 
leadership and commit their organiza- 
tions in a new and wiser era of recon- 
action; to attack the urban 
mma with vigor, because we mus 
Fords words—"decide 10 climinate 
disabilities of race and poverty, or fail as 
a frec and open society." 

Voices that speak for the other end of. 
the economic specurum—black Americ 
—are also turning 10 busines 10 help 
them in their plight. They insist that 
business is the last hope of redemption 
for American society, because all of ou 


other institutions—government, educa- 
tion, churches, labor have so patently 
failed to deliver real equality of oppor- 
tunity or even minimally decent schools 
and housing for many Americans, 1 do 
not accept the concept that our political 
and economic systems face extinction 
unless business comes to tlic rescue, for 1 
have an abiding [aith in the regenera- 
tive capacities of those systems. But I = 
convinced that business executives сап- 
not—even in terms of their own corpo- 
rate sclf-interest—escape the reality of 
modern America or their responsibility to 
help solve some of America's problems. 

When the top 50 U. $. companies con- 
trol more than hall of the nation's manu- 
facturing assets, and one of them alone 
has revenues that exceed the gross na 
tional product of all but 13 nations of 
the free world, corporate behavior inevi 
ашу п enormous impact on soci 
ty. Many business leaders arc aware 
of this, and they also see in the ev 
expanding economy new opportunities 
for a more positive social role, 17 poverty 
could be reduced, with their help, by 
one third, personal income would in- 
crease 130 billion dollars a yea 1 
personal spending by over 100 billion 
doll n order? I don't think 
so. By eliminating job discrimination 
alone, business could add more than an 
imated 27 billion dollars to the gross 
1 product. What responsible busi- 
an would ignore an undeveloped 
domestic market greater than that of 
Canada? 

But as they move into this new social 
ares business leaders must commit 
more than rhetoric to their new tasks, 
industry taught me 
bout the corporate execu- 
tive: He is a creative and compulsive 
problem solver, once he is convinced 
that the problem is his. When the n 
jority of corporate leaders perceive our 
major social problems as part of their 
concern and tri nit this commitment 
to their subordinates, the decent society 
we all desire will be w our grasp 

There is ample evidence that this is 
already taking place; not yet broadly 
enough, to be sure, but on a scale un- 
precedented Ше last century. The 
number and variety of corporate social 
grams is staggering. Some are clearly 


My experience i 


one thing 


lations devices, but others are 
sincere and thoughtful efforts to apply 
corporate resources to our most funda- 
mental social problems. Several compa- 
nics, for example, have sought ways to 


make it possible for welfare recipients, 
particularly mothers receiving Aid to 
Families of Dependent Children, to go 
to work. In Cambridge, Massachusetts, 
KLH Research & Development Gorpor 
tion has set up a day-care center for the 
children of mothers who want to work 
in its plant. The children, while at the 

er. rec ood preschool instruc- 
tion. Programs such as this, extended to 


other cities, can have an enormous po- 
tential. „ there are some 
47,500 volving almost 
200,000 persons. According to William. 
Robinson, Cook County's welfare direc- 
tor, most of these mothers want to work 
wd would do so if they were given 
ning for jobs and adequate care for 
their children. 

The new plant that Avco Corporation 
is now building in Boston's Roxbury 
section is an example of another bur- 
geoning form of business activity: sup- 
port for the constructive concept of 
black power, which seeks creation of 
business enterprises that blacks them- 
selves will control. The Avco project is a 
printing plant that employs and tra 
men and women from Roxburys minor- 
ity groups to serve its own. needs and 
those of other companics. The first and 
bestknown of these efforts, the Watts 
Manufacturing Company, was founded 
by Aerojet-General Corporation after the 
first riot in Watts. The Watts company 
mploys 500 unskilled blacks making 
tents for the military service and, alter 
shaky start, is now beginning to turn a 
proht. It is performing so dependably 
that last year it won a subcontract to 
manufacture automobile pa i 
ventures have been sponsored by Xerox 
Corporation and Eastman Kodak Com- 
pany in Rochester, New York; IBM 
Iscdford-Stuyvesant; Gener: 
Company in Philadelpl 
Corporation in Min 
child Hiller Corporation in Washington, 
D.C. But many more will be needed be- 
fore blacks begin to feel that they have a 
real stake in their communities and in. 
the society to which they belong. 

All companies have a related opportu- 
ty to develop existing black businesses 
by providing technical guidance and 
then purchasing the goods and servicos 
that black businesses supply; the Ameri- 
can Oil Company has been a pioncer in. 
this activity. Other firms have clected to 
exploit their purchasing power oth- 
er way. Neiman-Marcus, the prestigious 
allas department store, set a precedent 
that others might follow when president 
Stanley Marcus wrote his 2000 suppliers 
and ned: "In the future, we would 
rather do business with a company that 
actively and sincerely pursuing a poli- 
€y of equal opportunity than to contin- 
ue to do business with one that is not.” 
Marcus directive was certainly not 
spired by the profit motive, but it prom. 
ises to reap far more important rewards 
in terms of corporate good will, and it 
sets an example that other business Icad- 
ers may be inspired to emulate. 

in ial institutions must also be- 
come involved in the economic develop- 
ment of black communities. One of my 
constituents recently wrote, "Away with 


BLACK POWER. Away with 500. POWER. 
What we need to make it in this aton 
age is DORROWING rower. The difference 
between black power and white power is 
that white power has more green in 
Unfortunately, too many banks and 
swvingeanddoan associations are 
conducting "business as usual! 
principal exceptions are a handful of 
majorcity institutions. "The insurance 
companies have led the way arca 
with a billion-dollar commitment to sup- 
port black businesses and ghetto housing. 
Another answer to the banking needs 
of the black community may be th 
establishment of community-development 
banks that would be owned and con- 
trolled by local community development 
corporations. 

the most constructive business 
ndivid- 


ked the ills of entire ghetto neigh- 
borhoods. At onc time, many corpora- 
tions fled the troubled inner cities for 
the benign atmosphere of suburbia, tak. 
ing jobs and payrolls with them. Thus 
deprived of part of their fiscal base, the 


citics have been hard put to cope with 
the problems of the unemployed who 
were left behind. Today, many compa 
nies are following the example of Sears, 
Roebuck and Company, which seriously 
considered moving its headquarters away 
from Chicago's deteriorating West Side 
but finally decided to stay where it was 
and try to make the area a decent place 
in which to live and work. 

In Indianapolis, Eli Lilly & Company 
decided to try to reverse the How of 
jobs from the inner city and has begun 
to expand its facilities there. It is put 
ting company moncy and talent into th 
rejuvenation of the neighborhoods 
which the company is located. Smith 


Kline & French took a look at the de. 
dining ar i plant in the 
Spring Garden neighborhood of North 


Philadelpl nd ched a housing 
rehabilitation program. "The initial proj- 
ect converted. condemned row houses 
into 125 comfortable family units. But 
S. K. & F. didn’t stop there. Recogn 
that ghetto dwellers need more than a 
roof over their heads, the pharmaceut 
cal firm established an informa’ 


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282 


“Yon call that dirty? 


services center, stalfed with four full-time 
company employees, to aid residents 
with their problems, Then it went to 
Dr. Leon Sullivan, an imaginative. dy- 
namic black minister who now runs one 
of the most eflective d 
job-uaining programs in the nation 
asked him to help the 
ployable" ghetto dwellers for work 
plant. 

Another way that business and indus 
try can make an effective contribution to 
a decent society is to provide houses that 
low- and moderate-income families can 
Senator, I have spon- 
n designed to give inner- 
city residents a stake in their community, 
legislacion that provides incentives to 
build it up, not tear it down. Some of the 
companies that have become involved in 
rehabilitation efforts have already found 
jects not only 
beneficial but can be р 
In Boston, the president of 
& Fuel, observing the need for better 
ing in the Roxbury neighborhood. 
invested. $300,000 in the Boston Urban 

nation Project to restore con- 
nd abandoned dwellings. Sub- 
sequently, his firm won gas-heat contrac 
for the rel tated houses that will 
gross some 5100.000 a year. Uni 


and sen 
might also provide 
products, undertook an experi 
project in Harlem and later expanded it 
to Cleveland 
poured more than $10,000,000 into these 
projects before it was sure that it would 
have a moderately profitable oper 

These experiences demonst 


nificant point. The dynamism of a cor- 
poration is such that effective results are 
most probable if social effort is related, 
least indirectly, to. norma 
ad profit Education and job 
ч h respond to manpower 
needs, provide another example of this. 
erally hundreds of companies have 
even abandoned employee testing. low- 
ered 1 job requirements and leaped 
into "hardcore" job maining and 
ployment, The auto companies were the 
leaders, but most major corporations are 
now involved, either on their own or 
the programs of 
ion and the National 
Businessmen. 

The objective of the All 
10 


the Urban 
Alliance of 


nec program 


Many of these trainees must be tau 
read, write, add, subtract and, in 
cases, learn even basic hygiene and work 
habits. Without individualized help, 
which broken families and our educa- 
tional system have too often failed 10 
provide, most of them would become 
the objects of public charity—in or out 
of prison—lor the rest of their lives. 
Certainly, business effort in behalf of 
thee men and women is something 
every citizen can applaud. It is also an 
атса in which business helps itself hy 
helping others. 

There are many social problems, how- 
that lie beyond the purview of 
business’ responsibility or ability to 
solve. that the National 
Alliance of Businessmen's training pro- 
gram, for example. is even necessary 
raises some serious questions about our 
educational processes. During each of 


The very fact 


the three y in which the NAB i 
training 500,000 hard-core unemployed, 
another 1,000,000 youngsters will drop 
out of school. Should business be expect- 
ed to assume the burden of training and 
educating them as well? 

We must face up to the fact that if a 
Corporati raise а dropouts read- 
ing, w nd math skills by three to 
five levels 4и 12 weeks of 
concentrated instruction, something is 
desperately wrong with the way we are 
motivating and teaching many of our 
children, at home or in school. It is the 
igation ol society as a whole—not of 
business alonc—to cope with this inadc- 
larly, there are many other 
social responsibilities that belong to oth- 
segments of society—funciions th 

ness is not equipped to handle. 

If the American experiment is not to 
go the way of other great civilizations, 
every element of society must strive to 
improve it. Government officials must 
not be allowed to abdicate their respon- 
sibilities to business, but neither can 
corporate leadership hold itself aloof 
hom the social problems that surround 
it. To me, the potential of determined 
and even alwuistic auack by business on 
the inequities and evils that divide our 
people and diminish our environment 
offers exciting promise for America— 
and offers an opportunity ro fulfill ar 
last the promise that is Ame 


EDUCATION 


virtuous + + or is it 10 be their servant 
and to their pleasu 

From Socrates 10 the present, rigorous 
im has been for many an 
presenting. education 
made the 
so excite 


rade 


(continued fiom page 91) 


с» ol the M 
ах the freedom and determination 
aculty and students to criticize both 
church and sune, In contrast, it che 
absence ol social criticism. that made 
the French universities at the time of the 
French Revolution so dull; nobody суе 
reads about them. But one docs read 
bout Les Philosophes, that group of 
concerned intellectuals who formed 
themselves outside unive 
liev with Diderot, that 
must ed, everyth 
shaken up." It was Les Philosophes who 
convinced Thomas Jeilerson that this 
туре of eduction ought to be back 
inside the walls of Ате academies. 
The purpose of the University of Vir- 
ginia, he suggested, was to criticize those 
forces of church and state that “fear 
every change, as endangering the com- 
forts they now hold.” Ihe role of the 
university, he said. was to "unmask. their 
ion, and monopolies ol honor, 
th and power 

Jefferson, I believe, I 
for our time as well as 


“everything 
ng must be 


d the right idea 
IF university 


studen 1 professors are to make апу 
contributi to a decent society, they 
must be Socratic gudilies, not handmaid- 
ens of the status quo. Because they love 
their country, they must be determined 
10 quarrel with all that profanes, de- 
means and divides her citizens. 
Professors should be a varied lot, but 
for a successful lovers! quarrel, we need 
more ol a new breed. Тоо many for 100 
long have dug ivory cellars in the ruins 
of the past. Too many have spent end- 
less hours shedding light on what i 
finally not worth illuminating. Too many 
have doubted not out of love for the 
truth but out of a pathological need to 
doubt, out of a need to be fence sitters 
or balcony sitters. Their lack of moral 
responsiveness is the equivalent of a 
technician’s Jack ol moral discrimi 
tion, and it is precisely this refusal to 
be ethically responsive or discriminating 
that accounts for America’s present rap- 
id progress down the road toward moral 
oblivion. 

This is not to argue that we need 
teachers who are dogmatic and doctri- 
naire. But we do need men of passion 
as well as intelleci—men like Socrates, 
Abélard 
for someth 
Staughion Lynd 
shunned rather th: 
should be controvers for educi ion 
thri raversy Nor 
ship also thrives on error, should pro- 
fessors be so alraid of being wron 
others will correct them. Controversial 
professors do not convert all theii 
dents to their way of th 
should they. The 
students meet deeply committed. proles- 
sors, education becomes lively, exciting, 
real. 


and Galileo, who truly stood 
like 


y Why are 
id Eldri 


men 


ws on rar re shol- 


ed, furthermore, a host of cur- 
revisions. How many 
ties offer a major in urban st 
many seriously teach Marxism? Where 
do students study what most have ak 
ready felt—the dehumanizing elfects of 
bureaucratic structures? Where do they 
go to study theories of protest and revo- 
lution; or to study the revolting condi- 
tions that produced the revolts in Latin 


America, Arica and Asia; or to study in 
detail America's involvement in these 
i land un- 

more 


passion than judgment in the absence ol 
courses that will demand the homework 
that will educue their judgment. 
Toward this end ої 
and relevant educa 
should be encouraged and exercised. As 
black power means black frcedo 
student power means student 
the freedom to pursue their proper in- 
teres in depth. 1 am not suggesting 
that students should have their way but 
that they should have their му, and not 


more exciting 
student power 


only in extracurricular but in curricular 
matters as well, in helping history, politi- 
cal science and sociology departments, 
among others, devise up-to-date, demand- 
ing courses, taught by teachers who know 
how to teach them, When students ar 
not given their say. it is right that they 
should protest vigorously. While there is 
no perfect methodology of protest, I 
would suggest that effective action must 
resort to power in а way that engages 
both the mind and the conscience. 

Students must also be given more op- 
portunity to live with the problems they 
are studying. Too much education is 100 
abstract, too dryly conceptual to be er 
ther truthful or stimulating enough to 
the minds and imaginations of students 
on whom we must depend to find new 
and creative solutions to social problems 
both profound and pressing. Yale is now 
helping students work and study in the 
underdeveloped nations between soplio- 
more and junior years. We should be urg- 
ing students to do the same in Michael 
Harrington's “other America.” Some col- 
leges are asking students to spend this 
kind of a year even before they come to 
the campus. 

IF it is true diat values are experienced 
concretely as well as learned abstractly — 
“caught” as much as Giught—then lile on 
campus outside the classroom, particu 
ly at residential u ies, must 
be considered an important. part of the 
educational experience. Unfortunately 
much extracurricular life at many univer- 
sities still remains monument: ivial 
ticularly the ritualized childishness 
d narcissism of fraternity life 


most 


In the words of a recent brother, а 
fraternity tends “to promote the 
of an insurance salesman and an aggres 
sive distrust of anything approaching 
thought.” I have always felt that 10 put 
a complacent student in a fraternity 
expect him to come out deeply concerned 
about the state of the world is about as 
realistic as putting a wino in a wine 
cellar and expecting him to lay off the 
bottle. 

The predominantly—and, for the most 
put, toraly—white fraternities could 
learn a lesson in responsibility as well 
ity from black student groups. 
which have done much to enhance edu 
cational goals on campus and to meet 
community needs off campus. So have 
many chapters of S. D. S, despite a cer- 
tain Г, in response 10 gov 
mental, police and university fanaticism 
— a tendency 10 indulge in overkill 
rhetoric. Increasingly, campus religious 
groups, too, have become communities 
in which students can experie 
deepening of perception and of y 
of le; ng and of love. And the rise тї 
campus ma and music groups 
gives hope that the future cultural life 


of this country will, more and more, not 


life is 
tough question, but here, surely, is 
another area where students, Liculty 
Iministration can work profitably to 
gether. Without becoming totalitarian, 
they d encourage, by all means 
possible, those experiences that enha 
rather than detract from the educational 


sho 


icc 


so moving, mu urge you lo accept this offer to 
merge witli Amalgamated Industries. 


values being promoted inside the class 
room. And if universities are to contrib- 
ute 10 a more decent society. somewhere 
long the educati line the vocational 
issue must be raised. This is the moral 
issue for higher education, for the value 
of knowledge must depend on the use 
to which it's put. Criminal lawyers, for 
example, are desperately needed now in 
America, not only to represent those ac 
cused of crimes but to do something 
about a penal system that is far more 
punitive than curative, Yet few law- 
school students have the freedom and 
courage to resist the honor, glory and 
hard cash of corporation law. Likewise, 
few publichealth, psychology or medical 
students are prepared to devote much 
ime to the healing of the poor, either 
ad; and most teachers-to- 
of taking on the problems 
of ghetto schools. 

But none of these proposals will have 
much chance of success if we don't re- 
form our educ 1 system from the 
ground up. By the time kids enter col- 
lege, they've been largely brainwashed 
for 12 years. Especially on the lower 
levels, education docs more than teach 
fundamental skills and inculcate the 
conventional wisdom. It also promotes 
life styles, attitudes that can be expected 
to accompany the student into adult- 
hood. If our grammar schools and high 
schools persist in telling students how 
long they can wear their hair, how shorr 
they can wear their skirts, where they 
may or may not smoke, then we can 
expect these students to grow up accept- 
ing such unwarranted intrusions—rom 
government or big business—as the 


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ng 
nd conformity sue 
ceed only in trivializing education and 
discouraging the independent thin 
that, in a decent society, should be the 
real goal of the educational system. 
Students need more guts, not more 
rules. They can't be expected to think 
originally or act independently in an 
educational environment that stifles orig- 
inality and independence whenever they 
appear. 

lt is easy t0 say that students lack 
courage. That is probably true. But it 
also important to point out the vast 
discrepancy between those beliefs Ameri- 
cans revere and those that American 
society rewards; the most useful vocations 
are rarely the most attractive financially. 
This discrepancy points to the funda- 
mentally spiri nature ol our crisis 
and indicates the reason social criticism 
must cut so deep. Frankly, I am not 
bout our coping with this 
national crisis. "Too mamy Americans 
are experiencing what one psychiatrist 
called "the unacceptability of чарс 
ant truth.” We just don't want to know. 
urthermore, it is fair to say that if, in 
ова the next few years, we do not solve the 


optimistic 


problems of race, poverty and war, this 
nation doesnt deserve to survive—and. 
probably won't 

But with the present generation of 
students, there is still hope that their 
commitment to decency will widen and 
deepen, and even survive the awarding 
of their diplomas. И, thereafter, they 
refuse to stand alcof from the fury of 
history, refuse 10 sit on liberal fences 
with their fears on cither side, and refuse 
to allow their lovers’ quarrel to degener- 
ate into a grudge fight, then our torn and 
violent country mi 


THE ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT 


(continued from page 91) 


blame Madison Avenue for the banality 
of most TV. Ferdinand Lundberg, in The 
Rich and the Super-Rich, points out our 
error: “It should be noticed that M; 
Avenue can produce only what is ap- 
proved by its clients, the big corporations. 
И these latter ordered Elizabethan verse, 
Greek drama and great pictorial art, 
Madison Avenue would supply them with 
alacrity.” But they seldom do, and we 
should not expect them to. Their duty 
to expand the market for their product; 
minority art, conveying minority opi 
ions, could only diminish it. Big corpo- 
rations are not philanthropic. Nor are 
the mighty foundations that bear so 
many of their names. These are pr 
ly devices for enabling the founders to 
retain their industrial voting power 
(since foundations have enormous stock 
holdings) while absolving them from 
paying corporation taxes. And found: 
tion administrators arc highly unlikely 
to subsidize the sort of art that might 
bring the founder's name into disrepute. 
Even Mike Nichols would be shown the 
door if he tied to get backing for a 
ist script on primetime TV. 
t, he would be urged to 
water it down until the capital S stood 


To ask what's going to happen in the 
performing arts is the same as asking: 
Who's going to pay to let it happen? 
Clearly, the less the art costs and the 
more restricted its audience, the more 
liberty it will have to go its own wa 
The amount of censorship imposed will 
be related to what the public will buy. 
If 100 people go to sce a sexy movie for 
every 500 who stay away and complain 
about it, moi reasons will be found 
lor cutting it. In the same way, the box 
office acts as Broadway's censor. There's 
no need for an official body to excise 
forbidden phrases, sights or opinion 
Tomorrow, and as far ahead as I can 
see, the mass media will exercise sell- 
censorship on anything that might alie 
ate customers. 

The big current issue is whether vio- 
lence, not sex, alienates more people 


than it attracts. For example: Should 
the networks ban explicitly bloody foot- 
age on the Vietnam war? My own feel- 
i f the sight of 
people against 

I don't mind if a few kooks are 
ing at their sets, quietly masturb; 
ing. You don't cure diseases by banning 
their symptoms, and 1 have yet to see 
any concrete evidence that social vio- 
lence is increased by violence in the arts. 
To forbid the depiction of brutal beha 
ior is to enter a dangerous, uncharted 
field in which you might imagine a 16th 
Century censor saying to an artist like 
Brueghel: 


Look, Pieter, 1 wish you'd rethink 
that Torments of Hell project. I 
know you're a genuine artist, and 
Td love to be able to hang the 
picture in its entirety, without a 
lot of damned stupid holes in 
T's like I used to say to old M 
Grünewald: "Why are you so hung 
up on suffering and nails and boi 
ing lead? It only makes life more 
dificult for me." There's 
Га like more than to say: “Go right 
ahead!" But how can I let you 
offend a lot of decent, every 
people? You remind me of Fra An- 
gelico. Old Fra's a really marvelous 
artist, but he had this thing about 
tortures and qrucifixions—he said 
they represent actual human be- 
палог... . 


I see little likelihood that movies and 
TV shows will display more social real- 
ism—or social conscience—in the imme- 
diate future than they have in the past 
In recent years, I think it's been realized 
by many that our most fundamental 
gon 
ip of wealth and resources by an im 


social problem—the overwhelm 


ersh 


But this is not about to take place. 
ducers—even serious ones—will shy 
from such topics. They will concentrate 

"stead on the nuances of personal rela- 
nships (The Graduate). on sale nostal- 
gic spectacles (Doctor Zhivago and Julie 
Andrews pictures) and on pleasantly 
shocking aspects of bloodshed and coer- 
cion (as in Bonnie and Clyde and savage 
movies about corrupt cops). 

During the Forties and the Fifties, 
films used to opt for the moderate solu- 
tion. If men of good will got together— 
if Negroes cooperated with whites, if 
good cops collaborated with good ci 
zens, if junkies joined forces with psychi- 


atrists—most things could be solved. 
Such casy answers aren't viable nowa- 
4 


s. Society has become polarized. The 
ippies and the black militants are 
never going to line up with the cops. It's 
probable that a majority of voters would 
support police repression. Most movie- 
makers would be on the other side, but 
their films, unfortunately, are intended 


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to appeal to the majority. I think there 
will be much more sexual freedom in the 
popular arts; but we shan't be seeing 
much work that goes to the heart of 
Amcrica's unease. What society dictates, 
mass art dutifully apes, dependent on 
torical umstances it cannot control 
and does not wish to change. There will 
be exceptions, ol course; but most of 
thc signposts point toward monumental 
ty. 

Though this is true of the largescale 
performing arts, it doesn't necessarily 
apply to the oft-ott-Broadway theater, to 
the underground cinema or to its art- 
But it means that we may 
it converted lofts, cellars and 
arns to experience art in its pristine, 
unreconstructed condition. The theater 
of true invention—as well as the theater 
of casual anarchism— will retre: to 
small rooms. The eminent Polish 
director Jerzy Grotowski believes that a 
theater with 1000 seats is an anachro- 
nism, and totalitarian, at that. In his 
view, ten theaters, each seating 100, 
would provide more choice and, hence, 


more democracy. But what shall we sce 
in American münithcaters? Improvisa- 
tion, no doubt, mixed-media Happen- 
ings, light shows and the like. John 
Osborne, the British playwright, categor 

cally declares that this kind of drama is 
“democracy gone mad. It ignores the 
premise of art, which is that somebody 
can do something better than you. The 
assumption of all these Happenings i 

that everybody can do it as well as 
everybody else. Some clod flashing lights 
on a wall is doing something as signili- 
cant as putting pen to paper.” Robert 
Brustein, the head of the Yale Drama 
School, oller his own discouraging 
prophecy: “What may be coming now 
a theater of liberated, arrogant amateurs 
—a theater where there will be no more 


spectators, only performers, each tied up 
in his own tight bag.” It is not much to 
Jook for d to. 


All would bet on in the future of 
the American mass arts is the predomi- 
nance of what I would designate as high- 
definition performance. By h.d.p. I 
mean supreme professional polish, hard- 


“Well... it all started when I was just a hid... 
a bunch of us were playing and one of them said, 


‘Hey—let’s play doctor. . . . 


edged technical skill, the effortless preci- 
sion without which no artistic enterprise 
can inscribe itself on our consciousness. 
It is the saving grace of high and low 
art alike, tic common denominator that 
unites good acting. good choreography. 
good baseball and good conversation. But 
h. d. P. is safely nonideological. It con- 
fronts one with no moral crisis; it nei 
ther provokes nor assuages amy spiritual 
malaise, 

The artistic setup reflects the soci 
setup. In a monolithic socicty—such as 
the U.S. or the U.S.S.R.—1 doubt 
whether the arts сап be very much more 
than gadílics, after-dinner amusements 
or pious tributes to the respectable past 
In smaller countries, they can be more 
liberated and more responsible—as in 
Czechoslovakia before the Soviet inv 
sion, where a society freed from private 
profit had also abolished censorship. 
There, uniquely in Europe, good artists 
s themselves unhindered in 
ajor performing media. 

But something cam be done to help 
American drama. Britain founded its 
Natio er five years ago on the 
ciple that the company was supply- 
ing a service, not selling a product. That 
kind of service coss money. To keep a 
mble of actors together 
arge repertoire of classical and 
modern works means that you have to 
run at a loss. As literary manager of 
Britain's National Theater, I am the 
chooser of plays under the tutelage of 
Laurence Olivier. Even though we play 
to nearly 90 percent of capacity, we lose 
something like $1,000.000 a year, which 
is made up by governmental and civic 
subsidy. Why shouldn't America be pre- 
pared to do the same? One would like 
to see theater-building projects, financed 
partly by the state and partly by the 
'ederal Gover In addition to rep- 
ertory companies, there ought to be 
youth theaters (presenting plays for and 
about young people) arts centers, 
where movies, concer 15 and plays 
appear on the program every weck. Nor 
is building enough; there must be an 
annual subsidy to cover run 

As for the mechanical media, America 
needs a number of state-fir 
schools and a chain of Feder 
art houses in which minority movies 
from any source could bc exhibited. 
And a publicly subsidized TV channel 
would help raisc standards. If absolutcly 
necessary, it might accept ads, but only 
on the model of commercial TV in 
Britain, wherc advertising time is sold 
between programs and direct sponsor- 
ship is forbidden. 

1 won't pretend, however, that my 
hopes arc high for a decent society even 
in the arts. High-definition perform- 
ance will assuredly prosper, but I can't 
imagine that my suggestions for the arts 
could ever materialize without prohibi 
tive censorship ("Play safe, its public 


money”) or such a general outcry 
("Why subsidize long-haired junkie") 
as to wreck their ambitions within a 
very short time. The American artist 
who wants to tell his audience why they 
are alive, to what end and in what kind 
of ultimate dilemma, will be more likely 
to express himself in print, in the art 
galleries or in the world of minority 
theater and underground movies than in 
the commodity market of the big media. 
I hope I am wrong. If enough Ameri 
ns were to mobilize a campaign, 
theoretically possible that they could lib- 
crate their artists from the ignominious 
dictates of the market place. But it 
would take millions of people to do 
it—more, perhaps, than the total num- 
ber of Americans who care about art. 


COMMUNICATIONS 


(continued from page 91) 


has buried their 
commitment to truth under a drive for 
profits and the protection of privilege. 
This borders on criminal negligence. 
Thomas Jefferson conceived of a free 
press as a vigilant watchman against 
Governmental repression. “The basis of 
our government being the opinion of 
the people, the very first object should 
be to keep that right,” Jefferson wrote, 
“and were it left to me to decide wheth- 
er we should have a government without 
newspapers or newspapers without a 
government. I should not hesitate a mo- 
ment to prefer the latter.” Would Jef- 
ferson sleep better tonight the 
place of government—the Ch 
une dictated American foreign policy, or 
if William Loeb's vitriolic, antisocial 
Manchester Hampshire Union 
Leader were running the Department of 
Health, Education and Wella 
he {cel secure to have either Will 
Buckley's rakishly right-wing National 
Review or that recklessly dovish upstart, 
the leltwing Ramparts nx ne, dis- 
pensing the Pentagon's 80-billion-dollar 
budget? Would Jefferson rejoice in the 
nightly enlightenment of public opinion. 
by the vivid superficiality of TV news- 
casts—or, for that matter, by hourly doses 
of instant hcadli irted between. 


Vero 


hg sex арр 
son the x 

In the turgid, tragic wake of last A 
gust’s Democratic Convention, a di 
guished former editor of a 
newspaper observed, “The real 
was the spectacle of the local med 
with mild exception—rallying defensively 
around Mayor Daley. As the epicenter 
of the establishment, he is sacrosanct, 
Nobody really dares lay a glove on him. 
So very litle was produced to enable 
the public, in a calmer frame of mind, 
to allot just measures of blame between 
police brutality and  [Yippie-student] 
provocation.” It is easy to victimize Rich- 


ago 
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"In the area of personality, 1 feel that you as the 
father can play a particularly key vole, with man-to-man 
talks and an occasional shot in the head." 


ard J. Daley, with his lamb-chop cheeks 
and his d-heeling mentality, as a si 
gular villain. It is casy—but irresponsible. 
For though he may be the last of the bie 
city bosses, Chicago's urban crisis won't 
be solved when he leaves city hall. The 
ger fact is that the whole American 
population, mayors and men in the 
street included, has been swept up in a 
violent whirlwind of contention and 
change. In such a tempest, it is natural 
to grope for the old familiar moorings 
But they are being tom away. We can’t 
escape the storm, but we can brace oi 
selves against it and look for new routes 
and new anchorages while it rages. 
Journalists are not statesmen, but this 
interval of convulsive change should be 
the time when the press, in all its facet 
with all its power, inspires statesman- 
ship by seeking out and supporting hon- 
est leadership. and stendies a confused, 
frightened and dangerously irascible 
electorate with candid exposition of the 
facts as they are and with reasoned, 
reasonable suggestions for what should 
be, There is cnough wrong in this re- 
public to merit а full-scale exposé daily, 
if not every hour on the hour, Instead, 
newspapers run prize contests to lure 
readers or to keep the ones they have, 
and broadcasting drives thoughtful citi- 
zens away in droves by fertilizing the 
wastelands of the airwaves with the 
manure of utter mediocrity. The nearest 
that most local editors and broadcasters 


come to fearless journalism today is to 
get the Community Chest fund over the 
top or to deplore the traffic jam at Filth 
and М. 

No tools of information have been 
honed to a finer. more constructive cut- 
ting edge by the technological advances 
in commun ion than have radio and 
television. none have been used 
ibil- 
у. “Broadcasting,” that courageous 
iconoclast of the Federal Communica- 
tions Commission, Nicholas Johnson, re- 
minds us, is “one of the most powerful 
social forces man has сус nleashed 
upon himself. Tt shapes our minds and 
morals, elects our candidates and moti- 
vates our selection ol the commodities 
with which we surround ourselves, It 
tells us most of what we know about the 
world we live in. . . ." Yet, as Johnson 
and his fellow commissioner. Kenneth 
Cox pointed out in devastating dissent 
last June, the FCC routinely renewed 
the licenses of a score of Oklahoma 
i nd television stations, despite 
nimousy flagrant failures 


And 


more clumsily, or with less respon 


their 
to fulfill their commitment 10 responsi- 


una 


ble programing. Branding the whole 
FCC renewal process a sham, Johnson 
and Cox declared that in political bias 
and poor quality of service, the Okla- 
homa stations do not differ widely from 
station performance in other states, 
"The broad issue here is not a clash 
between the radical right and the radical 


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left or white supremacy versus black 
power. It is fairness versus unfairness. 
This same criterion should be used to 
seule thc continuing row between the 
press and the courts over the nettle of 
pretrial publicity. The media in general 
nd tele i ticular 
are suffering a cur clash on just 
this issue of fairness. Numerous citizens 
ybe a majority—agreed when May- 
or Daley roared “Foul” at network cov- 
erage of the ghastly collisions between 
police and demonstrators during the 
Democratic Convention in Chicago. And 
George Wallace scored some of his most 
evocative brownie points with his fren- 
zied third-party followers when he at 
tacked the press as “those smart folks who 
look down their noses at you and me.” 

There is no infection more dangerous 
to the body pol than Ham- 
mation of ignorance, whether by the 
self-righteousness of a boss 
abble-rousing 
evangelism of a demagog named Wa 
Тасе. But the media's dilemma is not 
cased simply by pointing this out. Out 
raged crowds could not be roused so 
ly if the individuals comprising them 
did not harbor deep resentment—and 
fcar. The "silent majority" of struggling 
whites resents being made to feel forgot- 
ten in the social revolution, and fears 
the black man, who is at last forcefully 
demanding equal rights. On his part, 
the black man wrathfully distrusts white 
society for giving him so little to relate 


an 


торап! 
ed Daley or by the 


to, thanks, in important measure, to the 
ethnocentric preoccupations of the white 
press. 

A special phenomenon must be noted 
here: The fact that the very bapgage 
of television makes news adds a grain 
of truth to Mayor Daley's indictment of 
the press. Open a TV camera's red eye 
and it conjures up a crowd. Put a ncws- 
film crew into an empty street and people 
materialize as if by magic, assuming 
that this where the acti nd, 


1 order 
to liven up your living room. This kind 
is rare, but even once is 
too much. There is enough going on 
that cries out. for responsible coverage 
ng to produce a synthe 
happening. But those who, like Mayor 
Daley, suggest that civil disorder wouldn't 
occur if TV were banned from trouble 
spots are not only violating freedom of 
the press, they are fooling themselves 
bout the crisis dimensions of this 
tion's social and political inequities and 
about the consequences of ignoring them 
or of misplacing the blame for their 
existence. 

The media's job in this occupational 
predicament is not to stifle controversy 
but to cover it responsibly and with 
земтайи; not to mollify or to knuckle 
under to its mixed bag of angry critics 
but to recognize them and their cri 
cism through candid communication— 
without condescension or innuendo. 


“Edgar, I sense we're drifting apart... . 


Electronic journalists must never forget 
the “personal” impact of news conveyed 
by voice and/or visage. A biting Davi 
Brinkley footnote to a headline can pack 
more punch than Drew Pearson. At the 
same time, television should not eschew 
informed opinion just when it's screw- 
ing up its courage to recognize that 
controversy is not a four leser word. 

any Administration 
e news. Lyndon Johnson's 


achievement in making a Grand Canyon 
out of the credibility gap has oversh 
owed the fact that every burc: 


and politidan from Pahrump. Ne 
to Pennsylvania Avenue wants his press 
releases to sound like Holy Writ. Often. 
they are highly deceitful, if not a down- 
right pack of lies. The Johnson Admin- 
istration was simply better at ie than 
anyone else. The Presidents phobia for 
secrecy, the poker-player deviousness he 
cultivated in Congressional cloakrooms 
to decide the fate of a bill, his dogged 
defensiveness— faithfully echoed by Dean 
Rusk and the Pentagon—over the most 
unpopular war in the nation’s history, 
l added up, in the bitterly contested 
election year of 1968, t0 a new high in 
the gobbledygook art of painting white 
as black—and black as red, white and 
blue. The predicrable result: Public ir 
in pol and political institutions 
reached, perhaps, a new low. And. iron 
ically, some of the best journal 
forts to pur. these marl 
perspective were greeted with cynic 
disbelief. 


Yer, with all its put-ons and cop-outs, 
the machinery of democratic process 
continues to function alter а fashion. 


Indeed, in 1968, driven by the pressures 
of public opinion, it cranked о 
couple ol amazing happenings: а modi- 
of war policy—albeit small— 
and che withdrawal of Lyndon Johnson 
from the Presidential race. For better or 
for worse, the public worked its will and 
the press, as it should, became the m 
conduit of the campaign dialog. 
There is no fancy recipe for m 
the news media bubble up better. М 
ic ingredients are already there а 
cooking. Life magazine has done 
usually bold, though unfinished, muck- 
raking job of exposing 
Ws beiwcen crooked 


. Bravely irreverent weekly newspapers 
and struggling little magazines of op 
ion continue to decry bigotry, injustice 
and sloth, Given time and resources by 

i ngly conscientious Los Ange- 
les Times 10 do a job in depth, reporters 
David Ki and Stuart H. Loory 
e up with a crackling series on Ad- 
istration war policy that became a 
bestselling book, The Secret Search for 
Peace in Vietnam. And black power has 
at last bestirred the media. There are 
more—but still not nearly cnough— 


black faces in the ads and on the air. 
The CBS series Of Black America and 
NET's Black Journal have provoked 
wide and overwhelmingly favorable re- 
sponse. And with all its flaws, the Ford 
Foundation’s Public Broadcast Lahora- 
tory is an exciting expe 
commercial network telev 

But we have hardly begun to do what 
must be done. The potency of the 
broadcasting lobby, which has trans- 
formed the FCC from a watchdog into a. 
handmaiden, is a subject overripe for 
investigation, along with the larger ques- 
tion of press monopoly, if anybody is 
interested. in real freedom of the press. 
Journalism schools claim to be; if so, they 
should turn out fewer publicrelatioi 
experts and pay more attention to fault- 
ing the press and figuring out how to 
form the public on where and how 
to become more reliably informed. And 
all of the media must lose some of their 
mania about speed, a natural enemy of 
perspective and dimension. 1 would even 
like to see newspaper headlines abolished 
in favor of news-magazine-type labels, 
for well-balanced stories are too often 
ruined by a slanted headline. 

William Allen Whites formula for 
responsible journalism was “wisely di- 
rected courage.” In the final analysi 
the celebrated Kansas editor's recipe is 
still the secret of keeping the press free 
and 


into blunter counsel: “Just get mad 
someone and spit in his eye.” This, of 
course, involves danger the brave 
editors, dramatists and poets of Czecho- 
slovakia found out when they spat too 
accurately in the Kremlin's tyrannical 
eye. But the power of the American 
press is a match for any tyranny—unless 
it loses by default to the tyranny of 
self satisfaction 


RELIGION & MORALITY 


(continued from page 91) 


always have them with us! But granted 
. does religion today 


what society should be 
There is a previous question, however: 
the intelligent 20th Century man, 
does religion make any sense? Except for 
antiquarian purposes, why bother with 
such a Paleozoic fossil? To answer this 
question, we must first insist that religion 
cannot be equated with what churches do. 
That is as mistaken as equating education 
with what schools do or justice with 
what cops and courts do. Religion is lar- 
ger than any church, and onc can lam- 
baste the churches without jettisoning 
Jesus and Luther all did. 
‘Au intelligent ian does not fling the 
whole bı 
ister once warned that prer 
couse lands you straight in Hades. 

Neither docs the intelligent 


man 


equate man merely with intelligence. He 
knows that in addition to a brain, man 
has turbulent feelings, powerful fears 
and glorious fantasies. His hopes soar 
beyond any rational basis. Religion is 
founded of these marvelous ingredients 
—without which life would fade to in- 
pidity. Of course, intelligence has а 
place in religion; it criticizes and reflects 
on experience. But reason is only a part 
of the total man, and the intelligent 
man knows it. He also knows that life is 
iore than technical know-how. Eons be- 
fore man carved out tools, he fashioned 
myths. Before he invented the wheel, he 
mimed the life forces and the cosmic 
rhythms. Homo sapiens is the maker of 
symbols as well as of ideas. A fully 
conscious man delights in this aspect of 
his life instead of trying to repress it. He 
knows religion is a congcrics of dramatic 
symbols and life values, and he swings 
with it. He has gone beyond both the 
pious credulity of the peasant and the 
fastidious disdain of the sophomore 
atheist. 

Our Western religion is a comparative- 
ly recent one as religions go. It was pre- 
ceded by thousands of years of religious 
development. And it will not last forev- 
er. Its central insight, however, remains 
crucial: that the holy is found not only 
fire, thunder and sun but in the ecsta- 
sy of love, the angry ery of the poor and 
the longings of the poets. In recent 
years, saddled with moralism and empty 
rites, we had nearly forgotten that reli- 
gion began with cclebration—the dance, 
the feast, the orgy. Today. however, with 
jazz masses, agape meals and rock litur- 
gies, people are once again discovering 
that faith is festivity. Man is celebrating 
life and hope, despite death and despair. 
But what does faith’s celebration have 
to do with the decent society? 

There arc at least three things we 
must continue to celebrate today, even 
though there is no strictly empirical ba- 
sis for any of them. All must be “taken 
on faith," but each is essential in any 
society that calls itself decent: 

1. Every single person counts. This 
does not mean individualism: it means 
that man is not just an atom in the 
natural cosmos. He is a responsible 
agent, a history maker. Thus, to abscond 
to some selfless nirvana or exurban grot- 
to, or to turn history over to luck or 
fate, is a betrayal. Jesus depicted man as 
a steward placed in charge of the vine- 
yard and fully accountable for wh 
happened. Every person, not just d 
crowned head or the oil magnate, is 
intended by God to take part in the 
decisions that affect his destiny. Our 
modern idea of democracy rests ран 
on the old Puritan precept that m 
not only the right but the obligation to 
govern himself. To abdicate by letting 
someone else do it is to settle for a 
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tional charts cramp and suffocate us, the 
celebration of the personal becomes in- 
creasingly necessary. As tecmologists 
design supersonic futures and urban 
planners cantilever new cities, somebody 
has to ask what happens to the individua 
person. This is not just the yelp of a 
coupon clipping yeoman who resents the 
income t It is the justifiable insist- 
ence that a society that excludes the 
black and the dispossessed from the fash- 
joning of its future is not a great society 
at all. [t is not even a society: it Is a 
Potemkin village in which plumbing re- 
pairs have been allowed to replace the 
rebuilding of civic life. 

The nasty truth is that in emerging 
merici, real civic participation 
is distressingly low. Disafhliation roams 
the streets. Fidgety city officials shore up 
their tottering machines with Federal 
lollars. Schools become custodial institu- 
tions. Garbage reeks in the streets. 
Those with money Hee to suburban en- 
daves, where their only interest in the 
city becomes how to avoid its taxes and 
how to get their loot out in minimum 
commuting time. 

To celebrate the person today. reli 
gion will have 10 become more, not less 
political. Churches will have to expose 
Governmental programs ihat increase 
people's dependency and deepen their 
sense of powerlessness. To build person- 
al community today, we will have to 
fashion new types of political structures 
—first in the neighborhood, but ever 
ally at the metropolitan level. Here, 
churches can help. They have buildings 
ad personnel located in every slum. 
They could turn over their property to 
inner-city residents as the first мер in 
king over whole blocks of buildings, 
ps through rent strikes, and then 


u- 


whole outmoded parochial school system 
should be abandoned. Then churches 
nt with alternative school- 
ones that do mot lock 
youngsters up inside brick amd glass 
tombs. Such church-sponsored model 
schools might stimulate some action in 
the calcified public system. Some church- 
es have already begun to support the 
protest groups that make the voice of the 
outcasts heard in the councils of power. 
Admittedly, this infuriates those city fa- 
thers who want the clergy to pronounce 
benedictions at political conve 
nd then go back 10 their prayer wheels, 
But we can expect more Father Groppis 
and Reverend Colhns in the futu 

An emphasis on individual part 
ion in corporate life will also require 
nges in the church itself. For centu 
es, we have preached that sin is rebel 
ast God and all duly constituted 
. Therefore, any questioning of 
those in charge was condemned. The 
good bel obedient and quies. 
ms reject this 


compromise with Greco-Roman ideolo- 
gies of sacral stare. power. Today, we 
define sin mot as insurrection but as 
indifterence, not as the prideful attempt 
to be more than man but as the slothful 
refusal to be all that a man should be. 
This means that the religion of the 
future cannot be counted on to plaster 
over the fissures of the meat society and 
solemnly to invoke the Deity's blessings 
on anything those in charge decide 
upon. The protestant elements in all 
churches will undoubtedly become mor 
vociferous. To be advocatus hominem, 
the dele torney for man, is 
age-old task of the church. Iv should 
pursue it with vigor in the future. 

2. Faith also celebrates the faet that 
whether we like it or not, the human 
family is one. Take the admittedly some- 
t comic figure ol the Pope as 
example, OF course, his regal finery and 
Swiss guards seem anachronistic today, 
but the Pope as a symbol is important. 
He is a sovereign who sis on land 
owned by n and he reigns over 
a world-wide spiritual empire, The word 
is “reigns,” not “rules,” which the pres- 
ent occupant of Peter's throne seems to 
have forgotten. Bur the symbol is still 
able. It reminds us that despite 
ificial and archaic national bound 
have erected around the world, 
we all belong together. As out of touch 
as he often appears, the Pope is closer 
to the reality of human interdependence 
than are the w ed diplomats who 
perpetuate the of national sover- 
eignty. If you're looking for 
gerous and outmoded myth, nationa 
sovereignty wins over the papacy hands 
down. 

The truth is that no American society 


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ло na 


li child gets no breakfast. 
pulls the plug on patri 


otism and. 
V.C.s as brothers 
makes it a Tittle 
apalm. But th 
a faith uh 
than merely tribal. This persistent dream 
оГ а single world community may €x- 
n why Protestant. churches got them. 
selves in double a few уса» back 
for advocating the recognition of Com- 
munist China, when the idea was equat. 
ed with ueason. Tt suggests why the 
Pope. when he came to America, visited 


ther than as gooks 
arder to fry them in 
t is the price we pay for 


the UN, not the White House. In a 
century of runaway national jingoism, 
Christianity is one of the few lorces 


th no real differ 
rween “Greeks and barbarians 
message must be increasingly empha 


sized as nervous fingers twitch near nu- 
lear triggers. 

But the church has not lived up to its 
own universal claims, Believers in the 
same God don helmets and bludgeon 


ne of this or that 
чу or м 
le some Christians follow а 
Buddhist example and immolnte th 
selves for peace, others piously pour 
poisons on rice crops. Even on the home 
ont, the oneness of the buman family 
is denied by hysterical mobs in Alabama 
and Chicago. But when a bigots brick 
hits a nun or a racist's bullet fells Mar- 
tin Luther King, even the most venom- 
ous sceregationist i reminded, if only 
for a moment, that we belong together. 
To testily to the uncompromising uni- 
versalism of humankind may cost even 
more blood in the future, Believers will 
have to set aside ethnic and racial loyal- 
ties and fashion live model of world 
citizenship. Our slow-paced ecumenical 
g must move beyond churchly 


one another in ıhe 


mergers to the reconciliation of the 
world. and ultimately to the universe 
itself. Nothing less will be enough. 


3. Finally, faith today celebrates vision 
and fantasy. Our work-obsessed culture 
has little time for either. We venerate 
acis, statistics, probability curves. We 
dispaich our dreamers to the happy 
farm and turn the controls of society 
over to the “realists.” It’s our sanitary 
way of stoning the prophets. But realists 
ways have a shrunken sense of what is 
possible. They are a timid breed. Every 
society needs seers whose imaginations 
€ not fetrered to the presently possi- 
ble. Prophets peer beyond a guaranteed 
annual income and color TV in every 
home to a time of human fulfillment 
that makes us restive with every present 
accomplishment. The Bible pulsates 
with images of men reconciled to ni- 
ture, lions living with lambs, o 
in which there is no more су 
world of blooming fig trees and dis 
ed spears 

What if we do eventually solve the 

ical problems of human exist 

enc produce the decent so 
ety? Hardly. Then the essential question 
may press in on us even harder. It is the 
question prophetic religion always asks: 
What is really worth doing in life? To 
generate new answers to that questio 
and 10 rethink the old ones, we w 
need institutions thar will en: 
to symbolize. play. dream, dance out 
their fantasi г aspira- 
tions beyond constricted 
horizons. We will need something like 
religion 
The function of faith is to make a 
civilization discontent, to rouse it from 
s complacency and fire it with rich 
fantasies. This gilt of prophecy comes 
not only to saints. It speaks through 
artists, dancers, poets. But its nurture 
and renewal is the very raison d'étre ol 
m; for as a prophet of long ago 
once said, “Where there is no vision, the 
people perish 


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dictation pad, Miss Bloon 


nt without your 
vom.” 


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