but now an outsider named todd cole wants to change that. who is todd cole?odd lives in ontario, and from what i can tell, spends most of his time in the woods. probably drenched in deer urine from head to toe. todd owns and operates a sign rental company that uses illegal dog labor to do spell check. well, guess how that turned out? eldery care? todd cole doesn't care about spelling or our golden seniors. that's why todd and his illiterate dog have no place in dildo. for the past four years, i've been hard at work rebuilding dildo to be a community of dreams. while todd is busy posting inspirational quotes from known canada hater tom hanks. and pushing his recipe for crock pot moonshine on pinterest. unfortunately for todd, it's illegal to make moonshine in canada without a license. matter of fact, for a guy who wants to be mayor, todd cole doesn't seem to have a clue about the law. if he'd even bothered to read the rural planning act of 2000, chapter u-a part 4 chapter 36 subsection 2-c, he'd know the mayor of dildo has the power to prohibit signage. guess