and james dyson! featuring louis cato and "the late show" band. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! [cheers and applause] it's ♪ ♪ >> stephen: oh! welcome. welcome one and all in here, out there, all the ships at sea. welcome to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. ladies and gentlemen, it's memorial day weekend! the unofficial start of summer. so if you're still waiting to hit the gym to get that beach body, you've got about 24 minutes. try huffing ozempic. people are expected to travel in record-breaking numbers. over the next week, evidently, tsa predicts it will screen more than 18 million travelers. okay, so is it, um, i forget. is it laptops in, shoes off? laptops out, shoes on? just to be safe, i'm gonna put my laptop in my shoes. there's also news for folks flyin' high on the ground because according to a new study, daily marijuana use has now outpaced daily drinking in the united states. [cheering] now, here's the thing. this just came out. some may be surprised by this, b