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. >> greg: all right. you? yes, i did. here we go, every day italian, that's good, asks, what is one trend you want to get rid of in 2024? pete? >> pete: anything tik tok, if i could. if i could -- [applause] >> move a magic wand and end that, i would. >> greg: dagan? >> kind of hoping that kelsey guy and taylor swift break up. >> greg: me, too. >> my father keeps texting me, he's 87, wanting to know why everybody is obsessed with it. i'm like -- >> greg: that would be great if they split up and harry split up and they traded, and it would be harry and the quarterback. [laughter] >> i'm going to stop you now. [laughter] >> you never know. >> this man, he's a tight end. >> greg: tight end. >> tight end, which you should have known anyway. >> greg: i have been working out. >> every time he texts me, what are you doing? just watching the game. liar. >> greg: what trend do you want to get rid of? >> stop everything, everything is done. no more woke, no social media, nothing, let's just go back to the dark ages
. >> greg: all right. you? yes, i did. here we go, every day italian, that's good, asks, what is one trend you want to get rid of in 2024? pete? >> pete: anything tik tok, if i could. if i could -- [applause] >> move a magic wand and end that, i would. >> greg: dagan? >> kind of hoping that kelsey guy and taylor swift break up. >> greg: me, too. >> my father keeps texting me, he's 87, wanting to know why everybody is obsessed with it. i'm like --...
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as well, greg. >> greg: yeah.s dave chappelle inspire you to start doing comedy? >> joe: hardy har, greg. [laughter] >> greg: you wrote that question, didn't snub. >> joe: greg, i deny all knowledge of that question but i will say this. courage is contagious like gonorrhea. you know what i'm talking about. >> greg: yeah. >> joe: but i am not lacking for courage. i have larger balls than a papa palates studio. it's funny to me though that chappelle mentioned an andy kauffman reference because andy kauffman was the inner gender champion and these days they would be like say you're a chick and punch them. but to me, you know, it's interesting. they want to control what you're saying as a comedian, and if they can make me say men can have babies, they can make me say anything and i won't just say anything that's not true. you're not 5'7". >> kat: no, i know. >> greg: i never asked you to say i was 5'7", i just wanted you to fill out a form. >> joe: fair enough. >> greg: my goodness >> kat: you're not even 5'5". >> gre
as well, greg. >> greg: yeah.s dave chappelle inspire you to start doing comedy? >> joe: hardy har, greg. [laughter] >> greg: you wrote that question, didn't snub. >> joe: greg, i deny all knowledge of that question but i will say this. courage is contagious like gonorrhea. you know what i'm talking about. >> greg: yeah. >> joe: but i am not lacking for courage. i have larger balls than a papa palates studio. it's funny to me though that chappelle mentioned...
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. >> greg: yes. >> kat: i guess depending -- happy gilmore. >> greg: dagan?ays have a bible with me. of course, i don't. main street, what was the movie -- [inaudible] >> greg: interesting. but, it's weird, you wouldn't have anything to watch the movie on or play the record on. i think this was a trick question by allen. >> it sounds like made up. >> greg: i would take him. >> he's the worst in a foxhole, i'm trying to tell you. >> see, i'm taking a different approach. i'm just planning to stay. you guys are going to go mad to get off the island. >> i have a book on how to build a boat, i'm good. >> how do you know what's on the island? >> i'm going bible, aerosmith, and, i don't know what movie, field of dreams. no, i don't want to cry. something positive. >> kat: happy gilmore ii. >> greg: all right. did i ask you? yes, i did. here we go, every day italian, that's good, asks, what is one trend you want to get rid of in 2024? pete? >> pete: anything tik tok, if i could. if i could -- [applause] >> move a magic wand and end that, i would. >> greg: dagan? >> k
. >> greg: yes. >> kat: i guess depending -- happy gilmore. >> greg: dagan?ays have a bible with me. of course, i don't. main street, what was the movie -- [inaudible] >> greg: interesting. but, it's weird, you wouldn't have anything to watch the movie on or play the record on. i think this was a trick question by allen. >> it sounds like made up. >> greg: i would take him. >> he's the worst in a foxhole, i'm trying to tell you. >> see, i'm taking...
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>> greg:. >> greg: woo for dr. jill. billing deal because it speaks to a larger message that they don't know what the hell's going on. >> emily: i i think it's rather their priorities are completely out of line because there's currently two wars in the world, not one but two, and democrats just didn't think it was important enough for biden's staff, or anyone for thatert ma, to inform the president of the united states that our secretary of defense is awol which just shows you how much trouble we're in yet people want four more years of this. but what they don't understand is what this trajectory, we won't even have another year of this because america's going to be doomed. and usually i'd blame his old age, but this time you can just fully admit, he was in the caribbean working on his tan like you said. so i can't even justify it by saying oh, well, he's an old guy. you just should not be the president. you should be playing binge 0 right now in an old age home. [cheers and applause] >> greg: no slam against bingo or th
>> greg:. >> greg: woo for dr. jill. billing deal because it speaks to a larger message that they don't know what the hell's going on. >> emily: i i think it's rather their priorities are completely out of line because there's currently two wars in the world, not one but two, and democrats just didn't think it was important enough for biden's staff, or anyone for thatert ma, to inform the president of the united states that our secretary of defense is awol which just shows you...
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[laughter] >> greg: this is a puzzler. [laughter] >> greg: this one.y he was only there for the snacks. [laughter] >> greg: and i don't know what this one is. let's see. i have no idea. that is clearly a typo! rob, what are your thoughts here? do you think the shoe has dropped? the good thing about this is, is that we saw so many fake list ons twitter so now we're going to get the real thing. >> rob: nobody's surprised bill clinton ton was on that island, like fox news alert. guess what, the names on the list are people we know. there is a a difference of people on the island and people on the plane. names of people on the plane that include some -- >> greg: you're saying the plane went somewhere else like -- >> well, donald trump was on the plane once or twice coming back from miami or coming somewhere, so these things -- this is all going to come out. the reality about this stuff is what's amazing to me is this is a really really rich guy, nobody's ever explained to me where money came from, nobody knows where the money came from and all these other
[laughter] >> greg: this is a puzzler. [laughter] >> greg: this one.y he was only there for the snacks. [laughter] >> greg: and i don't know what this one is. let's see. i have no idea. that is clearly a typo! rob, what are your thoughts here? do you think the shoe has dropped? the good thing about this is, is that we saw so many fake list ons twitter so now we're going to get the real thing. >> rob: nobody's surprised bill clinton ton was on that island, like fox news...
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. >> greg: dennis?l gates this, he always entered those orgies in tandem with hawking. >> greg: [laughing]. >> this is where the global elite left democrats miss the point. caviar, coke and champagne. they lost touch completely with the regular people. john kerry will preach to you -- there is a part of john kerry i admire. when you end up in some tributary on a flat boat and you don't have to be there. he could have gotten out of that. i admire that part of him. when you are john kerry and fly privately to davos and sign initiates about global warming. he gets on the private jet and have his wife co-sign and fly back over there. that's a big foot print. >> greg: that's another game for big foot. hollywood hacks get inspired by harvard's diversity hire. s (smelling) ew. gotta get rid of this. ♪tell me why♪ because it stinks. ♪have you tried downy rinse and refresh♪ it helps remove odors 3x better than detergent alone. it worked guys! ♪yeahhhh♪ downy rinse and refresh. >> ♪ ♪ >> [cheers and applause]. >>
. >> greg: dennis?l gates this, he always entered those orgies in tandem with hawking. >> greg: [laughing]. >> this is where the global elite left democrats miss the point. caviar, coke and champagne. they lost touch completely with the regular people. john kerry will preach to you -- there is a part of john kerry i admire. when you end up in some tributary on a flat boat and you don't have to be there. he could have gotten out of that. i admire that part of him. when you are...
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shame on you greg.ay it, say their name. >> greg: cicadas. >> tyrus: cicada. >> greg: a producer is being fired right as i speak. i was not told. >> tyrus: out here and let him say -- >> greg: they're cicadas. >> tyrus: give me the $20 i will a get him off the street right now. >> greg: all right. well we're going to have a meeting after this show. >> tyrus: oh, yes, we are. sir david is rolling over in his grave and he's not even dead yet. >> greg: somebody's going to be hearing crickets tonight. up next, they paid major cash for hunter's painted trash. with fastsigns, create factory grade visual solutions to perfect your process. ♪ fastsigns. make your statement™. directv sports central brings your games stats and scores together and now you can get it without a satellite. one more reason to finally get rid of cable. but getting rid of the cable guy... ...might not be as easy. oh yeah, touchback! visit directv.com for up to $200 reward card. [cheers and applause] >> greg: thank you. hunter's art deale
shame on you greg.ay it, say their name. >> greg: cicadas. >> tyrus: cicada. >> greg: a producer is being fired right as i speak. i was not told. >> tyrus: out here and let him say -- >> greg: they're cicadas. >> tyrus: give me the $20 i will a get him off the street right now. >> greg: all right. well we're going to have a meeting after this show. >> tyrus: oh, yes, we are. sir david is rolling over in his grave and he's not even dead yet....
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back again, our friends from eastern state correctional facility. >> greg! greg! greg! greg! greg! knows how to shake things up, especially when he sticks it to the media. >> just by show of hands, who here is willing to admit that the trump russia collusion hoax was indeed incorrectly reported by the mainstream media? why would that be an appropriate? what's inappropriate is lying to the public. by a show of hands, was the wuhan lab the likely origin of the covid pandemic? everyone, media or not. does everyone agree that the hunter biden laptop story as reported was indeed accurately reported in was not russian disinformation? >> greg: talk about flipping the script. but what is his obsession with raising hands? let's ask him. please welcome back to the show g.o.p. presidential candidate vivek ramaswamy! [applause] we've got more great questions, so let's get right to it. "vivek, i like you. if you're not going to be selected as our general presidential candidate, will you agree to a vp selection?" >> vivek: well, i appreciate that. by the way, i'm talking to you from a gas statio
back again, our friends from eastern state correctional facility. >> greg! greg! greg! greg! greg! knows how to shake things up, especially when he sticks it to the media. >> just by show of hands, who here is willing to admit that the trump russia collusion hoax was indeed incorrectly reported by the mainstream media? why would that be an appropriate? what's inappropriate is lying to the public. by a show of hands, was the wuhan lab the likely origin of the covid pandemic?...
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. >> greg: tyrus?ew puffer fish. these little bastards are the evil things. their teeth are razorsharp. that's a snail shell getting destroyed. they are working the room. he bites on the metal forceps and it doesn't affect their teeth. they are in my most aggressive tank. if the fish are not careful they will have no fins with these little [bleep] around were they come up like you are buddies and then take a bite of your fin. they are vicious. >> greg: reminds me of trump in iowa. >> there goes nikki haley. >> [laughing]. >> got desantis. >> greg: there is asa hutchinson. rubin? >> i have a video coming to you from argentina with an animal that appears to be like anent eater with mixed with a raccoon. this is like going to dinner with you. watch what happens. he enjoys stealing food from the people and running. i don't know what that s.>> it's like a mexican raccoon. >> [laughing]. >> greg: how much for the mexican raccoon. for both $75. >> they are related torah coon. >> charlie? >> i have a video fro
. >> greg: tyrus?ew puffer fish. these little bastards are the evil things. their teeth are razorsharp. that's a snail shell getting destroyed. they are working the room. he bites on the metal forceps and it doesn't affect their teeth. they are in my most aggressive tank. if the fish are not careful they will have no fins with these little [bleep] around were they come up like you are buddies and then take a bite of your fin. they are vicious. >> greg: reminds me of trump in iowa....
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greg, greg, greg! >> greg: stop it.ndpa joe told them to surge to the border like it was a new slogan for taco bell. >> i want to make sure -- there is -- immediately surgery to the border. they deserve to be heard. we say if you want to flee, you should come. >> greg: did they ever listen to him. he's been waveing in illegal immigrants like they are kids with freshly washed hair. doesn't joe know this invasion's exhausts america's resources the way he exhausts the white house plumb being. -- plumbing. here is joe in 2007. >> will you provide them sanctuary? >> would you allow those cities to ignore the federal law? >> no. >> oh! >> greg: that was well before joe became a spokesman for life alert. >> [laughing]. >> greg: since then joe learned to ignore a lot of things like the border crisis and his extra grandchild and the stain on the front of his pants. it's not a battle between americans and migrants or republicans and democrats. it's a fight between a bloated power hungry government and states that get screwed. gre
greg, greg, greg! >> greg: stop it.ndpa joe told them to surge to the border like it was a new slogan for taco bell. >> i want to make sure -- there is -- immediately surgery to the border. they deserve to be heard. we say if you want to flee, you should come. >> greg: did they ever listen to him. he's been waveing in illegal immigrants like they are kids with freshly washed hair. doesn't joe know this invasion's exhausts america's resources the way he exhausts the white house...
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greg gutfeld is next to put a smile on your face. >> [cheers and applause]. >> [cheering]. >> greg: happysday, everybody. i love it. all right. here's something that said piss the poop out of you. not only were a dozen members of the u.n.'s palestinian relief agency involved in the hamas terrorists attacks. 10% of the staffers in gaza have direct ties to islamic terror groups. i am with hamas t-shirts were a dead giveaway. more than 100 people on the u.n. payroll. two were tracked to the hamas massacres. others supplied weapons and seven are school teachers. what is on their summer reading list? these [bleep] work in schools teaching kids. the funding is going to terrorists training schools. what i call an explosive device they call arts and crafts. an senior israel official said it's not just a few bad apples involved in the october 7 massacre. the white house says the opposite. >> do you have any reason to believe that that might have been more widespread, it was beyond those 14 people? >> i have not seen any information that affirmatively makes that case it's more than 13. you have 13,
greg gutfeld is next to put a smile on your face. >> [cheers and applause]. >> [cheering]. >> greg: happysday, everybody. i love it. all right. here's something that said piss the poop out of you. not only were a dozen members of the u.n.'s palestinian relief agency involved in the hamas terrorists attacks. 10% of the staffers in gaza have direct ties to islamic terror groups. i am with hamas t-shirts were a dead giveaway. more than 100 people on the u.n. payroll. two were...
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greg: too true.ny when a millionaire begs for money? [applause] one more reason to finally get rid of cable. but getting rid of the cable guy... ...might not be as easy. oh yeah, touchback! visit directv.com for up to $200 reward card. ♪ [storms sound] whatever weather comes your way [wind and snow sounds] weathertech has you covered. [bird chirping] [laughing] with our laser—measured cargoliners. no drill mud flaps and floorliners. to secure your phone don't forget the cupfone. order yours today at weathertech.com. you never know when it's gonna be a weathertech day. perfect weather today... head & shoulders is launching something huge. the bare minimum. anti-dandruff shampoo made with only nine ingredients - no sulfates, silicones or dyes and packaged with 45% less plastic - giving you outstanding dandruff protection and leaving hair beautiful and moisturized. major dandruff protection, minimal ingredients. job done. new head & shoulders bare. when moderate to severe ulcerative colitis takes you of
greg: too true.ny when a millionaire begs for money? [applause] one more reason to finally get rid of cable. but getting rid of the cable guy... ...might not be as easy. oh yeah, touchback! visit directv.com for up to $200 reward card. ♪ [storms sound] whatever weather comes your way [wind and snow sounds] weathertech has you covered. [bird chirping] [laughing] with our laser—measured cargoliners. no drill mud flaps and floorliners. to secure your phone don't forget the cupfone. order yours...
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:. >> greg: it's true.n iger recently admitted to stock holders that we lost some focus. true, disney's producing another bombs to make ted kaczynski jealous. what disney decided more important than their stock price is placating the left jihad against all things fun and america and especially our awful toxic masculinity. when they started out the star wars movies were essentially men shooting at each other. but hey who needs that when you can just go to chicago. but at least storm troopers didn't hit so many bystanders. but star wars films have always been traditional westerns set in space they were militaristic physical battles between good and evil and then disney came along and turned it into a big pile of mickey mouse [bleep]. because if those movies feel good to us then that means masculinity can be good. and to the left that's toxic on any planet. same reason cops today are supposed to be social workers and our military a transgender day camp. because to the woke the only permissible testosterone is
:. >> greg: it's true.n iger recently admitted to stock holders that we lost some focus. true, disney's producing another bombs to make ted kaczynski jealous. what disney decided more important than their stock price is placating the left jihad against all things fun and america and especially our awful toxic masculinity. when they started out the star wars movies were essentially men shooting at each other. but hey who needs that when you can just go to chicago. but at least storm...
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. >> greg: okay. >> [cheers and applause]. >> greg: we are stuck here. more than one moment in this city. >> you can't give me 6 seconds longer than i have to be. they have tried. greg is like there are cakes and prizes at the party friday night. [bleep]. when you hear studies like this. by the time it gets out to us which means our government officials especially the woke, you can connect things. their war to the people mass exodus from big cities is illegal immigrants. they will flood them out. keep bringing people in. we have a human population problem. the places that can't sustain people have more than they can deal with. the places with a lot of people are getting robbed and raped and they are all leaving. cities will die because of lack of morality and supporting law enforcement. you create jobs you want a story i came to new york with a nickel and hope. the next story should not be that i was raped and i left. now i am running this. it costs so much just to maintain. kat will have to go work for another network to get medications. i have 4 kids a
. >> greg: okay. >> [cheers and applause]. >> greg: we are stuck here. more than one moment in this city. >> you can't give me 6 seconds longer than i have to be. they have tried. greg is like there are cakes and prizes at the party friday night. [bleep]. when you hear studies like this. by the time it gets out to us which means our government officials especially the woke, you can connect things. their war to the people mass exodus from big cities is illegal immigrants....
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greg gutfeld up next. good night. ♪♪ . [applause] >> greg: crawling all over each other. beautiful.ry one of you is a princess snow flake, happy tuesday, everyone. not much changed from 2023. i am still under 7% body fat. >> well done. risk that trumps all others. quote, second trump term far more radical stretching governance boundaries and retributions he has been fighting since leaving office. global threat, he is unrivalled. so how was that a problem? i for one would like a second term more radical than the first. maybe we'll get that wall we were promised. i will get cabinet position as secretary of abs. >> 7% body fat. >> four years already. none of your word salad happen. if they admitted they couldn't create distraction imaginary gloom and doom. former first lady afraidy. >> what is going to happen in this next election i am terrified. our leaders matter. who we select. who speaks for us. who holds the bully pulpit. i think sometimes people think -- >> greg: michele is scared the dems are going to lose. real problem for michele is people are stupid. fact that people think go
greg gutfeld up next. good night. ♪♪ . [applause] >> greg: crawling all over each other. beautiful.ry one of you is a princess snow flake, happy tuesday, everyone. not much changed from 2023. i am still under 7% body fat. >> well done. risk that trumps all others. quote, second trump term far more radical stretching governance boundaries and retributions he has been fighting since leaving office. global threat, he is unrivalled. so how was that a problem? i for one would like a...
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[laughter] >> greg: stop it! >> blank space? i can't work that one in. >> greg: stop it! songs! on the emily. didn't listen to taylor swift. >> i don't. but on this topic, i applaud her. here's why. because she is walking the walk. she stands for certain values that she deems correct in her mind, irrespective of the accuracy or the efficiency or whatever. she's doing what she is claiming she is supposed to do. i actually think this is great. even if she just found out about it today, that means he has employed a team around her where she says, these are the values we stand for, make sure it happens. >> greg: you are trying to get tickets to her show! >> no, i'm not! [laughter] i swear, i'm not! >> greg: i am never -- oh, my god, emily! you are pathetic! >> no! i am wrongly accused! good for her. anyone? >> greg: that's so cute. >> whatever. >> greg: shut up, emily. don't go away. we'll be right back. [laughs] [applause] ...the massage chair at the mall. but...he wasn't. gain flings with oxi boost and febreze. there's something going around the gordon home. good thing gert
[laughter] >> greg: stop it! >> blank space? i can't work that one in. >> greg: stop it! songs! on the emily. didn't listen to taylor swift. >> i don't. but on this topic, i applaud her. here's why. because she is walking the walk. she stands for certain values that she deems correct in her mind, irrespective of the accuracy or the efficiency or whatever. she's doing what she is claiming she is supposed to do. i actually think this is great. even if she just found out...
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greg? >> greg: all right, tonight. what a banger of a show.t timpf and tyrus. do some politics. greg's chamber walk. there was a big vote in congress. we see the congressman coming out now. they just voted. there they are requesting to take a break. that one over there just pulled the fire alarm. never. >> judge jeanine: how sweet. >> jessica: had to make it political. >> judge jeanine: yeah. okay. jessica? >> jessica: so a father's love knows no bounds or in this case hype. no, it shouldn't. this is a heart-warming moment a father carried his paraplegic son up three flights of stairs -- isn't it? mason brand centraler suffered a spinal cord injury three years prior. documented his struggles online. >> god bless him. >> greg: johnny does that for you. >> jesse: just because i'm lazy. >> judge jeanine: that's beautiful. >> jessica: thank you. >> judge jeanine: sandra? >> sandra: on my show today we interviewed a man whose bakery was plowed through by a kia vehicle and 100 looters on tuesday 2:30 in the morning. over 100 looters then ransacked a
greg? >> greg: all right, tonight. what a banger of a show.t timpf and tyrus. do some politics. greg's chamber walk. there was a big vote in congress. we see the congressman coming out now. they just voted. there they are requesting to take a break. that one over there just pulled the fire alarm. never. >> judge jeanine: how sweet. >> jessica: had to make it political. >> judge jeanine: yeah. okay. jessica? >> jessica: so a father's love knows no bounds or in this...
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greg, i want you to listen to this sound. >> greg: do i have to?e jeanine: better than this. the claims of extremism in the military, which we now know is false. take a listen. >> these extreme views aren't new. they have existed within the military for a while. >> rooting out extremism from the military? >> he absolutely is. he does have a unique understanding of the challenges that we face here. >> this is something the military and congress and everyone in positions of power need to look at and investigate him, taking very seriously. >> this is all part of the same strategy. absence of policy and ideas. all they do is cling to january 6th. believe it or not, was not an insurrection. it's probably the only coup in history that didn't have any arms. on the person that died was an unarmed protester named ashley babbitt. >> judge jeanine: who was a veteran. >> greg: so let's talk about this military extremism hoax. the media embrace this. i'm going to compare this to epstein. every time we talk about epstein we say, these people are innocent until p
greg, i want you to listen to this sound. >> greg: do i have to?e jeanine: better than this. the claims of extremism in the military, which we now know is false. take a listen. >> these extreme views aren't new. they have existed within the military for a while. >> rooting out extremism from the military? >> he absolutely is. he does have a unique understanding of the challenges that we face here. >> this is something the military and congress and everyone in...
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greg? >> greg: we have a show tonight for you jim nor tan, kennedy, kat timpf. year's eve was a couple days ago. the zoo bars were spilling outer with drunks. here's a couple of pandas rolling out of the bar last call. wow, were they wasted, brawling. they couldn't find their car keys. fought out in the street. nobody wanted to break it up. they just kept fighting. they wanted to get back in; you know, the thing is, this is the problem with new year's eve. it's all amateur night. these...
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>> greg: i said that to you.w, jesse, you just heard kamala harris tell us that she had a solution. where was this solution? remember it was all about root causes, which included her incompetence. >> jesse: so the republicans in the house passed a border security bill last year and it died under chuck schumer. they said they didn't want to touch it because i didn't address root causes. yeah, it did. imagine, greg, russians just start pouring over the bering strait into alaska and the federal government just processed them into the state and wouldn't let alaska repel them or the chinese started coming in on their vessels into hawaii and the federal government just started processing the chinese, thousands of them day after day. filling up hawaii. and hawaii couldn't defend itself. that's crazy. it is absolutely crazy. texas has declared this an invasion. now the polling shows the majority of the american people believe it's invasion. and if you look at legal precedent, it says the supreme court has said that the s
>> greg: i said that to you.w, jesse, you just heard kamala harris tell us that she had a solution. where was this solution? remember it was all about root causes, which included her incompetence. >> jesse: so the republicans in the house passed a border security bill last year and it died under chuck schumer. they said they didn't want to touch it because i didn't address root causes. yeah, it did. imagine, greg, russians just start pouring over the bering strait into alaska and...
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[laughter] >> greg: judge? i'm craving the bathroom. drinking a lot of water. tiny-bladder greg. and world peace. sandy asks, what current trend is going to look ridiculous in ten years? let's go this way. judge? >> judge jeanine: we have been wearing -- women have been wearing these electric colors, like pink and orange and neon colors. in ten years, it'll be so old-fashioned. >> dana: i can't wait for you to see my sweater on sunday. >> greg: harold? >> harold: my kids play pokemon, and i don't know if you call it play or engage in or do something for it i've spent more money on pokemon cards, which i think will be completely irrelevant in the next ten days let alone ten years. >> judge jeanine: my son's pokemon cards were worth a lot of money. >> harold: maybe we should combine, merger and acquisition here. thank you. >> jesse: high school girls and boys are wearing plaid pajama pants out in public. >> greg: terrible. that's awful. we will pray together. dana? >> dana: drinking 100 ounces of water a day. >>
[laughter] >> greg: judge? i'm craving the bathroom. drinking a lot of water. tiny-bladder greg. and world peace. sandy asks, what current trend is going to look ridiculous in ten years? let's go this way. judge? >> judge jeanine: we have been wearing -- women have been wearing these electric colors, like pink and orange and neon colors. in ten years, it'll be so old-fashioned. >> dana: i can't wait for you to see my sweater on sunday. >> greg: harold? >> harold:...
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greg could have taken them six on one. >> greg: i would've charged them. crime where it's five on one, gang assault, they go to jail, but let's pull the veil back a little bit. who got out of the car? he got out of the car. he left his 10-year-old daughter in the car, all right? what did he do when he got out of the car? he punched the biker. what did he do when he got out? he knocked the biker off the bike. >> greg: yes. >> dana: i agree. >> jeanine: this guy is the guy who assaulted them first, and his statements are so legally vetted it's not funny. known. >> jesse: he threw the first punch? >> jeanine: not only the first punch, they were on their bikes when he was out of the car punching them, and he literally knocked a guy off the bike. i'm a prosecutor at heart. everybody, as far as i'm concerned, violates the law goes to jail. this guy says he got out to assess the damage to his car. he had no damage to his car. if he was worried about his daughter, stay in the car. if you are worried about your daughter, don't get out and start a fist fight with pe
greg could have taken them six on one. >> greg: i would've charged them. crime where it's five on one, gang assault, they go to jail, but let's pull the veil back a little bit. who got out of the car? he got out of the car. he left his 10-year-old daughter in the car, all right? what did he do when he got out of the car? he punched the biker. what did he do when he got out? he knocked the biker off the bike. >> greg: yes. >> dana: i agree. >> jeanine: this guy is the guy...
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greg wagner. now some of you are asking, number one, why greg and number two, who is greg? he works for the city. well, yes, he does work for the city. and in fact, again, it makes him the perfect candidate for this position. one, because we don't really want to know the controller. we just want information and we want strong leadership. and greg has been a strong leader. he has worked for two previous mayors, mayor ed lee and mayor gavin newsom, dealing with sometimes very challenging budget circumstances. unlike the circumstances that we have. fortunately been able to enjoy for a few years as well. now we have some very challenging circumstance races ahead. and greg understands what that means . and even though he worked for two previous mayors, he's already said that i was his favorite. and right then and there i said, okay, let me let me figure out who this guy is. but fortunately for me, i got to know greg when we were when i first became mayor, i knew who he was. i knew what he did with the budget team. i understood his history around budgeting and work in san francis
greg wagner. now some of you are asking, number one, why greg and number two, who is greg? he works for the city. well, yes, he does work for the city. and in fact, again, it makes him the perfect candidate for this position. one, because we don't really want to know the controller. we just want information and we want strong leadership. and greg has been a strong leader. he has worked for two previous mayors, mayor ed lee and mayor gavin newsom, dealing with sometimes very challenging budget...
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greg? >> greg: that was quite a wind up. okurrr. you know, we knew truck would be the nominee. had to make the case that he should not. well, get in line. that is not necessary. you have the media doing that. you have the government during the. you have tech companies doing that? he was like, it was so redundant. you do not need that candidate in there. i think, in or, he is a good guy, likable guy. very intelligent. but the analogy for me is a hockey goon. you know. you put a guy out in the eyes and take out the best player. that is what it was. >> dana: and that part of the race is at least over now. jessica oddi think of it? >> jesse: i agree. i used to like when he would teach young people at town halls but he killed himself with the rich and the hug and he ran out of money. he ran out of money and i don't like how he says that -- >> i don't think so. >> jesse: -- that i'm here to tell the truth. that is basically saying 75 million of americans don't want to hear the truth. they just don't want to hear your opinion of donald trump. you can hear that from the biden campaign.
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." ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> greg: hi, i am greg gutfeldne with a judge jeanine pirro, jessica tarlov, jesse watterse needs a stepladder to ♪high five a keebler elf, dana perino, the five!a a major standoff at the bordernr is underway right now, texas trading barbs with the federalla government, over literal barbs, and democrats now on joe biden to seize texas troops to sort it all out. governor greg abbott pledging to wrap the board with more razor wire as the supreme court gave biden...
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and greg gutfeld.:00 in new york city and this is "the five" ♪ >> the hunter biden legal drama coming to los angeles today. the first son just leaving the courthouse after pleading not guilty to nine criminal tax charges for dodging $1.4 million in taxes and his trial is set to begin on june 20th. it is two months before hunter's dad is expected to take the stage at the dnc. if hunter is found guilty he could be a convicted tax felon while the dnc is taking place. instead of paying his fair share hunter withdrew $1.6 million from atms, he spent nearly 700,000 on payments to various women. nearly 400,000 on clothing and accessories and close to $200,000 on adult entertainment. i'm not even sure what that means greg. so it comes after a media circus when he crashed his own contempt house hearing in an obvious political stunt despite all the attention on hunter, democrats will not say whether he's a liability for his father's reelection campaign. >> i'm not going to let any office i hold get in the way of
and greg gutfeld.:00 in new york city and this is "the five" ♪ >> the hunter biden legal drama coming to los angeles today. the first son just leaving the courthouse after pleading not guilty to nine criminal tax charges for dodging $1.4 million in taxes and his trial is set to begin on june 20th. it is two months before hunter's dad is expected to take the stage at the dnc. if hunter is found guilty he could be a convicted tax felon while the dnc is taking place. instead of...
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>> greg: yes dana: i won.orado in high school. >> greg: good for you dana: i won the national tournament when i was a freshman in college. >> greg: jesse, did you ever win, any contests? >> jesse: i won a tennis racquet in a raffle. i'm so unlucky i never win any of those lotto things. >> greg: i won carpet at macy's. harold? >> speech and talent. we finished last but we lobbied to firnish first. >> did you do the bird? ♪ >> judge pirro: i pete jimmy -- at coney island. more importantly when i was in high school i won the singer sewing contest. i used to make my own clothes and it was statewide for teenagers and i won. coats. >> you made your own clothes back then? >> judge pirro: i wore a uniform. a pattern. i used to love clothes as a kid. >> used to? [laughter] >> you want to hear a weird one? i won a bench press contest in 1990 in pennsylvania at a fire hall. bench press half your weight, half your own weight for the most reps and i won. >> you were thin back then? >> greg: yes, i was thin. the fire depart
>> greg: yes dana: i won.orado in high school. >> greg: good for you dana: i won the national tournament when i was a freshman in college. >> greg: jesse, did you ever win, any contests? >> jesse: i won a tennis racquet in a raffle. i'm so unlucky i never win any of those lotto things. >> greg: i won carpet at macy's. harold? >> speech and talent. we finished last but we lobbied to firnish first. >> did you do the bird? ♪ >> judge pirro: i pete...
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greg, hit it. >> greg: we are back tonight.rse's angels. you know, i love to make a snow angel. but it's even better when you see a horse make a snow angel. >> are you stuck? >> greg: look at that. >> that's awesome. >> is he moving? >> is he dead? >> greg: played a little too hard in the snow and he can't get up. he is stuck in the snow. >> judge jeanine: oh, come on. >> greg: do you know they had to leave him there. >> martha: i think he wants his belly scratched. >> greg: sad story, actually. >> judge jeanine: very sad story. >> greg: he is fine. just watch it. >> greg: get the little guy out of the snow. this is a lesson to everybody when it snows, watch your horse. >> there he goes. >> judge jeanine: all right, jessica. >> so former nfl super star eli manning took part in the first ever draft tuesday. the event hoping for guiding eyes for the blind, nonprofit trains dogs for people with vision loss. he personally handed over a yellow lab named 10 after jersey number. handler happens tore the organorganization's president a
greg, hit it. >> greg: we are back tonight.rse's angels. you know, i love to make a snow angel. but it's even better when you see a horse make a snow angel. >> are you stuck? >> greg: look at that. >> that's awesome. >> is he moving? >> is he dead? >> greg: played a little too hard in the snow and he can't get up. he is stuck in the snow. >> judge jeanine: oh, come on. >> greg: do you know they had to leave him there. >> martha: i...
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greg, he used three exclamation points. we wish you were here. >> greg: is it cold? a lot of breaking news about weather may impact or may not. we need to go wall to wall on the weather. i love the media is reporting that comment made is straight, that his voters might day. they are laughing. trump doesn't care if you die. nbc is reporting public interest groups and lawmakers devising a plan to stop the military from carrying out trump's agenda. that is nbc, blew my mind. i am talking about it because it is on nbc. trump supporters are loyal and loyal for a reason for previous story. you are watching a guy risk everything including his business and life and more trump gets targeted, the deeper the loyalty gets. people want to share risk. people are going, you know what, it is a four-hour drive to an hour at the beach with trump. dems created a huge destruction machine. they move to desantis and haley. maybe they won't be so hard on me if i support them. then you have vivek, which is in many ways to me, trump without the destruction machine focused on it. that is not
greg, he used three exclamation points. we wish you were here. >> greg: is it cold? a lot of breaking news about weather may impact or may not. we need to go wall to wall on the weather. i love the media is reporting that comment made is straight, that his voters might day. they are laughing. trump doesn't care if you die. nbc is reporting public interest groups and lawmakers devising a plan to stop the military from carrying out trump's agenda. that is nbc, blew my mind. i am talking...
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go ahead, greg p at >> greg: if i didn't know any better i would think the white house has a low opinionicans who actually every day try to save the lives that are put at risk . i go back and i listen to this story and it is obviously we go through a lot of these stories, but he reminds me that the two most consequential words of the last eight years was fake news. because i think -- you can't listen to these stories again the same way. when you hear them, you hear them differently. when...
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if >> greg: that's not the story.rybody loves everybody. >> harold: but i just don't understand how we can be critical of hunter for defending himself. >> dana: he didn't say anything. >> harold: bajaj, i don't know if he's innocent or guilty, he says he's innocent which i presume he's innocent until the prosecutors prove otherwise. we take some leaps of faith about his father being involved in his business, that hasn't been proven. >> greg: he called in a lawn and lied about it. i saw the check. >> jesse: it's not like the check doesn't exist. >> harold: i don't think it's wrong for president trump to have foreign government officials and staying in the hotels. >> jesse: was there a hunter biden hotel? >> harold: all i'm saying hunter biden is in court. this is a serious matter. he now has the defend himself in the court of law. if this comes up in july or june whenever the convention is, this will be problematic. not only joe biden but democrats up and down the ticket. >> dana: okay, up next. the former president ha
if >> greg: that's not the story.rybody loves everybody. >> harold: but i just don't understand how we can be critical of hunter for defending himself. >> dana: he didn't say anything. >> harold: bajaj, i don't know if he's innocent or guilty, he says he's innocent which i presume he's innocent until the prosecutors prove otherwise. we take some leaps of faith about his father being involved in his business, that hasn't been proven. >> greg: he called in a lawn and...
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okay, greg? >> greg: tonight, great show joe devito charlie are a naught.e our future. which is why look at cat teaching child how to escape from the house, what a dangerous, dangerous little animal that is. this somewhat cats are doing behind our back backs. they are putting children in danger. >> jesse: tonight at 8:00 is taylor swift a pentagon asset. a huge "primetime" investigation. also tony robbins will join us. >> dana: judge? >> judge jeanine: i don't have enough time to talk about this but i want to say i will watch your show tonight. >> dana: i will tell you -- ♪ ♪
okay, greg? >> greg: tonight, great show joe devito charlie are a naught.e our future. which is why look at cat teaching child how to escape from the house, what a dangerous, dangerous little animal that is. this somewhat cats are doing behind our back backs. they are putting children in danger. >> jesse: tonight at 8:00 is taylor swift a pentagon asset. a huge "primetime" investigation. also tony robbins will join us. >> dana: judge? >> judge jeanine: i don't...
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greg, do you like our acting? >> g>> greg: fantastic. i want to address a bigger st story.you look like a toddler trying to cross country ski, dana. the best line of the whole thing is that jesse was citing the sydney adams op-ed. that might be the all-time great lines. did you read the sydney adams op-ed, it is amazing. why are you doing this cute segment you're missing on the real story. if you noticed that dean phillips is putting up all his money into new hampshire just as ron desantis is pulling out of new hampshire. is this a coincidence? have you ever seen them together it? look them. >> dana: doppelgaenger. >> greg: watch your mouth, dana. a family show. >> dana: how did you guys do? >> harold: outstanding. glad you guys did not trip like i did when i was trying to take you back to the debate hall and the reagan center. i was surprised. i thought that jesse was a 4:00 a.m. riser, what was going on? before it is acting, harold. it's something that you did not about. >> harold: you are on a roll. >> dana: we appreciate the participation of jesse's mom. coming up. new
greg, do you like our acting? >> g>> greg: fantastic. i want to address a bigger st story.you look like a toddler trying to cross country ski, dana. the best line of the whole thing is that jesse was citing the sydney adams op-ed. that might be the all-time great lines. did you read the sydney adams op-ed, it is amazing. why are you doing this cute segment you're missing on the real story. if you noticed that dean phillips is putting up all his money into new hampshire just as ron...
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>> >> greg: that's a game plan.eds to prepare for that and stepped out of that and go, this is what they're going to do. and asked, howe did that work r america? when you demonize half the country, we are not going to play that game. we areing to not going to do th. we actually want their votes. you're going to write them off, we want their votes. so we really do have to stretcho our hand out to the people that are undecided and say, look at the deeds, not the words. where there any wars underhere trump? no any. was there a border under trump?h yes. how much did eggs and unleaded cost under trump? who decriminalized crime? was it trump or was it under biden? i think it will be targeted, and our show gets targeted, everybody gets targeted, because we are witnesses tsseso these crimes, and you have to go after the witnesses and scare them to shut them up. >> judge jeanine: jesse, david axelrod says but i different messaging other than trump is a threat to democracy. what should their messaging be? >> jesse: well, you
>> >> greg: that's a game plan.eds to prepare for that and stepped out of that and go, this is what they're going to do. and asked, howe did that work r america? when you demonize half the country, we are not going to play that game. we areing to not going to do th. we actually want their votes. you're going to write them off, we want their votes. so we really do have to stretcho our hand out to the people that are undecided and say, look at the deeds, not the words. where there any...
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: and i'mstin just greg.actress and director categories. ryan gosling, my look-alike, got nominated for his iconic portrayal of ken in the best actol r in a supporting role category, but even he wasn't pleased by thet pl page to picte q&a again. "there's no ken without barbie." you've been champing at the bit over this! it seems to me we still have a long way to go for women. they can't break the ceiling. >> martha: i'm sure everyone in his position feels bad for the people itionn the movie you didn't get nominated. i don't blame him. when i watch this movie, i didn't knoiw what it was. it waswas. trying to be so many things at once. at first it thought it was toy story. thye toys come to life. then i thought it was like else, the toy leaves the toy world and goes to the real world, but then it started layering on all these crazy heavy-handed ridiculous things about patriarchy and how women all just feel like this standard is so high for met it telling them and they can't beat it. the only thing i love that m
: and i'mstin just greg.actress and director categories. ryan gosling, my look-alike, got nominated for his iconic portrayal of ken in the best actol r in a supporting role category, but even he wasn't pleased by thet pl page to picte q&a again. "there's no ken without barbie." you've been champing at the bit over this! it seems to me we still have a long way to go for women. they can't break the ceiling. >> martha: i'm sure everyone in his position feels bad for the people...