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you know what i mean, jimmy. [ ding ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: sure >> let me do one, jimmy. >> jimmy:ne more go ahead >> all right, shoutout to wearing sunglasses inside. maybe it's because you're trying to look cool. maybe it's because the lights are too bright and maybe it's because if your employer saw your eyes, they'd ask you to pee in a cup again, and you don't want to panic buy another intern's urine [ laughter and applause >> jimmy: you do you, mark all right. so we have shoutout to aquarian season - >> questlove: natasha lyonne - [ cheers ] >> jimmy: shoutout to tiny marshmallows, shoutout to caucuses, shoutout to dry january, shoutout to taking your shoes off on a plane, shoutout to usb flash drives, shoutout to winking, shoutout to wearing sunglasses inside and shoutout to green day. [ cheers and applause stick around, everybody. we'll be right back with more "tonight show," everybody. come on back [ cheers and applause ♪ >> "why don't you do the dishes and you might get lucky tonight. >> jimmy: yeah >> just do the [ bleep ] dishes and get a [ bleep ]job [ laughter and appl
you know what i mean, jimmy. [ ding ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: sure >> let me do one, jimmy. >> jimmy:ne more go ahead >> all right, shoutout to wearing sunglasses inside. maybe it's because you're trying to look cool. maybe it's because the lights are too bright and maybe it's because if your employer saw your eyes, they'd ask you to pee in a cup again, and you don't want to panic buy another intern's urine [ laughter and applause >> jimmy: you do you, mark all...
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>> jimmy: hey, bud >> what's up >> jimmy: it's me. it's jimmy again >> not a good time, jimmy. question for you what -- what animal's nickname is "sea cow" what animal's nick name is "sea cow" >> "what animal's nickname is sea cow'?" >> "sea cow"? do you know, you know >> no, i don't >> okay. so, it's the cow that wasn't the best one >> that couldn't see >> yeah, it wasn't grade a [ slide whistle >> jimmy: the correct answer is manatee. [ sad tuba ] [ applause ] joining dwyane's booth right now, professional snake handler, blaze matthew - [ audience ohs ] -- and his python, henry >> jimmy: oh, my god >> we're good. >> jimmy: oh >> woah! okay - >> we don't want your company. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh! oh, my - [ screams >> jimmy: oh [ yelling oh, my gosh! oh, my goodness. oh, my god, oh, my god, he's being attacked [ yelling he's being attacked. all right, sorry, sorry. sorry. sorry. wait stop -- venom's coming out of his mouth. [ yelling okay, all right. python >> really tight in here. >> jimmy: now the next one -- next one is -- next one is for ken. >> no, no! >> make it stop. >>
>> jimmy: hey, bud >> what's up >> jimmy: it's me. it's jimmy again >> not a good time, jimmy. question for you what -- what animal's nickname is "sea cow" what animal's nick name is "sea cow" >> "what animal's nickname is sea cow'?" >> "sea cow"? do you know, you know >> no, i don't >> okay. so, it's the cow that wasn't the best one >> that couldn't see >> yeah, it wasn't grade a [ slide whistle...
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. >> jimmy: you said it.adult. [ cheers and applause what do you do for fun what's a super fun thing >> super fun i just like doing donuts in my car. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: there you go that's what happens when you grow up with hess trucks >> yeah. >> jimmy: doing donuts in his car. >> absolutely. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: where do you do donuts in the parking lot or something? >> i actually do it where i work sometimes. [ light laughter ] i actually did get in trouble once >> jimmy: oh, yeah >> i shouldn't do it anymore >> jimmy: yeah, well, i guess at this point you're in trouble. >> where do you work >> publix. [ laughter ] [ rimshot [ applause ] >> jimmy: he doesn't do it anymore. he doesn't do it anymore >> not anymore >> jimmy: don't get him in trouble. get him a raise. for this one, since we're getting in our feelings over here, and we're happy, maybe we'll go for that billie eilish style. very sad, barbie let's get really emotional ready, carson? ♪ ♪ my name is carson from trinit -- from tamp i lov
. >> jimmy: you said it.adult. [ cheers and applause what do you do for fun what's a super fun thing >> super fun i just like doing donuts in my car. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: there you go that's what happens when you grow up with hess trucks >> yeah. >> jimmy: doing donuts in his car. >> absolutely. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: where do you do donuts in the parking lot or something? >> i actually do it where i work sometimes. [ light laughter ] i...
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>> jimmy: yeah, wow!dience shouting numbers >> no! [ laughter ] i don't even know -- [ laughter ] i don't even know how to do that i don't know -- okay okay, we gone do it like this. da, da, da da, da, da, da da, da, da >> okay. >> da, da, da, da, da. >> uh-huh -- yeah, that's - >> i can't do words, right >> jimmy: no >> no, no, no words. >> jimmy: of course not. >> oh, boy >> that's a -- that's a -- that's a crazy leg that's crazy leg [ laughter ] >> jimmy: crazy legs >> crazy leg wonder. >> jimmy: crazy leg wonder [ laughter ] >> this -- >> he danced, but he got a a shirt -- >> jimmy: no, no, you can't talk >> can't talk, oh! [ rim shot ] oh >> jimmy: no, keep going, keep going, keep going. >> okay. >> yeah. >> yeah. okay afro -- afro -- yeah -- afro jack? [ buzzer ] >> just -- okay so - [ laughter ] >> jimmy: now -- now -- now you can talk >> it's -- it's -- it's napoleon, but then i was thinking i didn't know how to draw that so i was -- "napoleon dynamite." that's what i was -- [ cheers and applause
>> jimmy: yeah, wow!dience shouting numbers >> no! [ laughter ] i don't even know -- [ laughter ] i don't even know how to do that i don't know -- okay okay, we gone do it like this. da, da, da da, da, da, da da, da, da >> okay. >> da, da, da, da, da. >> uh-huh -- yeah, that's - >> i can't do words, right >> jimmy: no >> no, no, no words. >> jimmy: of course not. >> oh, boy >> that's a -- that's a -- that's a crazy leg that's...
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>> jimmy: that's gary gray >> f. gary gray. >> jimmy: f.e "lift" is streaming now on netflix. we'll be right back with more "tonight show. stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ♪ >> questlove: air -- >> jimmy: air wiper? >> questlove: air freezer? >> jimmy: air -- antifreeze! antifreeze >> tariq: antifreeze [ dinging ♪ [ cheers and applause ♪ i love your dress. oh thanks! i splurged a little because liberty mutual customized my car insurance and i saved hundreds. that's great. i know, right? i've been telling everyone. baby: liberty. did you hear that? ty just said her first word. can you say “mama”? baby: liberty. can you say “auntie”? baby: liberty. how many people did you tell? only pay for what you need. jingle: ♪ liberty. liberty. liberty. ♪ baby: ♪ liberty. ♪ juliana, big mac, no pickles, extra special sauce. and jimena, quarter pounder with cheese, extra pickles, no onions. thanks dad! ♪ you got it! ♪ [bubble pops] ♪ buy one favorite like a big mac, ♪ and get another for just a buck. ♪ right now at mcdonald's. ♪ ultomiris is
>> jimmy: that's gary gray >> f. gary gray. >> jimmy: f.e "lift" is streaming now on netflix. we'll be right back with more "tonight show. stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ♪ >> questlove: air -- >> jimmy: air wiper? >> questlove: air freezer? >> jimmy: air -- antifreeze! antifreeze >> tariq: antifreeze [ dinging ♪ [ cheers and applause ♪ i love your dress. oh thanks! i splurged a little because liberty mutual...
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>> jimmy: no.billy crystal's lines. >> my favorite movie of all-time. >> jimmy: here you go. >> oh my god. okay. funny, right? romance. >> jimmy: yeah. light. >> light. i came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible. [ creepy music ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: again -- >> now -- >> jimmy: i don't know why the piano, like the scary chord -- yeah. keep your hands in the air. >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we only have one more. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i'd really love for you to get this. this is from "sweet home alabama." >> classic. >> jimmy: reese witherspoon. >> okay. >> jimmy: here we go. >> you're the first boy i ever kissed, jake, and i want you to be the last. [ creeping music ] [ applause ] [ cheers ] >> come on. >> jimmy: yeah, i think that works, right? >> i'm going to get a call, right? >> jimmy: it's great to see you. congratulations. [ cheers and applause ] i wish you
>> jimmy: no.billy crystal's lines. >> my favorite movie of all-time. >> jimmy: here you go. >> oh my god. okay. funny, right? romance. >> jimmy: yeah. light. >> light. i came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible. [ creepy music ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: again -- >> now -- >> jimmy: i don't know why the piano, like...
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>> jimmy, i am not. >> jimmy: you're not. >> today i am not, jimmy, no, no. >> jimmy: i should have knowney'd try to trick me. [ laughter ] in that case, i'm going to -- i'm going to go to kathy. kathy, are you high? >> yes, i am high. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, there. well. all right. well, i think we have gifts for all of you here. lou what do we have? >> lou: we have febreze, mediterranean lavender scented. >> jimmy: there you go, that will come in very handy. thank you so much for playing "who's high?" [ cheers and applause ] we should do it again. you know, maybe -- maybe natalie portman would like to play "who's high?" we'll ask her. we have a good show for you tonight. chris distefano is here. we have music from turnpike troubadours. and we'll be right back with natalie portman. so stick around! >> jimmy: tonight, we have a very funny man who you can see live on his "right intention, wrong move" stand-up comedy tour. chris distefano is with us. [ cheers and applause ] then later, a country band from oklahoma. their album is called "a cat in the rain." music from turnpike
>> jimmy, i am not. >> jimmy: you're not. >> today i am not, jimmy, no, no. >> jimmy: i should have knowney'd try to trick me. [ laughter ] in that case, i'm going to -- i'm going to go to kathy. kathy, are you high? >> yes, i am high. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, there. well. all right. well, i think we have gifts for all of you here. lou what do we have? >> lou: we have febreze, mediterranean lavender scented. >> jimmy: there you go,...
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and so - >> jimmy: that was the end >> immediately -- yeah >> jimmy: cut off. >> cut off yes. >> jimmye, calista flockhart, molly ringwald >> molly ringwald. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: did you freak out? >> i mean, samantha, "sixteen candles. >> jimmy: i mean, come on. >> and clair, "breakfast club. >> jimmy: "breakfast club! i mean - she's coming - >> "pretty in pink." i only worked with her a couple days on set, but the first day on set when i worked with her, we sat down, and i just lost it i started crying uncontrollably and like, my costar, tom, who plays capote is like, "what's going on is everything okay?" i was like, "we're sitting with molly r" - like, molly -- i know the cast is incredible, but like molly, to me, was just everything she was my whole world when i was young. and a friend of mine had her autograph, and i was so envious. i was like, "oh, god, she has her autograph on her wall. >> jimmy: yeah >> and now i'm working with her. >> jimmy: yes, that's exactly right! [ cheers and applause did you -- did you get to tell her? >> she was sitting right there she's like
and so - >> jimmy: that was the end >> immediately -- yeah >> jimmy: cut off. >> cut off yes. >> jimmye, calista flockhart, molly ringwald >> molly ringwald. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: did you freak out? >> i mean, samantha, "sixteen candles. >> jimmy: i mean, come on. >> and clair, "breakfast club. >> jimmy: "breakfast club! i mean - she's coming - >> "pretty in pink." i only worked with her a...
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>> yes, jimmy. >> jimmy: you are high!pplause ] what do we have for kyla, dylan, and perre there? >> we've got some tambourines. >> jimmy: oh, tambourines for everybody. that will be great. you can make some money out there. all right. i feel like i should be getting a prize, right, guillermo? >> guillermo: yeah, jimmy, for sure. >> jimmy: thank you, all. we appreciate that. and well done by me, i guess. thank you very much, everybody. [ cheering and applause ] >> jimmy: we have a good show for you tonight, chef josÉ andres is here. we've got music from jordan davis. and we'll be right back with earvin "magic" johnson. [ cheering and applause ] ♪ >>> abc's "jimmy kimmel live!" brought to you by america's best contacts and eyeglasses. starting at just $79.95. the exam alone is worth at least $69. i can see from your expression that you find that shocking. and you're actually speechless. aaaaaaaaand you don't have ears. two pairs and a free exam for just $79.95. book an exam today at americasbest.com. it's true, though - you
>> yes, jimmy. >> jimmy: you are high!pplause ] what do we have for kyla, dylan, and perre there? >> we've got some tambourines. >> jimmy: oh, tambourines for everybody. that will be great. you can make some money out there. all right. i feel like i should be getting a prize, right, guillermo? >> guillermo: yeah, jimmy, for sure. >> jimmy: thank you, all. we appreciate that. and well done by me, i guess. thank you very much, everybody. [ cheering and applause...
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>> cheap trick >> jimmy: whoa [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: not bad. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's kind from "mr. robot." >> "mr. robot. he created "mr. robot" and he and i did a tv show together called "homecoming." and i just think he is a a brilliant -- hold your applause he's a brilliant guy [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: he's not coming out. do not give him a standing ovation. no, no, no, don't give him a a standing ovation ♪ >> and he adapted this screenplay from a beautiful novel that was super scary >> jimmy: it was a giant book. >> yeah, and, um - and yeah, he called me up and said, "hey, i've got this book i want you to read." >> jimmy: it's good. it's a great movie it's creepy. it's an apocalyptic thriller "leave the world behind. and i don't want to give any spoilers because i don't want to give anything away. but i will bring up something. >> oh. >> jimmy: one of the things that happens is, you and your family are all a happy family. by the way, great cast >> great cast. >> jimmy: love ethan hawke >> yes >> jimmy: and so you and ethan hawke, you've got the family you're hangi
>> cheap trick >> jimmy: whoa [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: not bad. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's kind from "mr. robot." >> "mr. robot. he created "mr. robot" and he and i did a tv show together called "homecoming." and i just think he is a a brilliant -- hold your applause he's a brilliant guy [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: he's not coming out. do not give him a standing ovation. no, no, no, don't give him a a standing...
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and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show.hank you for watching. thank you for joining us here in hollywood on what, for most of the country, not us, most of the country was another day of bitter cold. a second arctic blast is blasting, i guess, which is what they do. i'm not sure i'd ever heard of an arctic blast before this week. am i imagining it or are they inventing new weather? [ laughter ] bomb cyclones, firenados, snow boners. [ laughter ] i made the last one up. but once the weather channel gets hold of it, who knows? it'll be snow boner mania. [ laughter ] in colorado, it is so cold that if you leave your house with wet hair, you could wind up looking like this. [ laughter ] >> yay! it's like i'm behind a tree with a bunch of branches around me. we should do this for crazy hair day. >> jimmy: you could also do it for pneumonia day. [ laughter ] that's dangerous. one mean little brother could snap all that hair off. in portland, oregon, not maine, a guy came home, heat was off in his place, and the water in his toilet
and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show.hank you for watching. thank you for joining us here in hollywood on what, for most of the country, not us, most of the country was another day of bitter cold. a second arctic blast is blasting, i guess, which is what they do. i'm not sure i'd ever heard of an arctic blast before this week. am i imagining it or are they inventing new weather? [ laughter ] bomb cyclones, firenados, snow...
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. >> jimmy: it was the 2000s. >> jimmy: depends what mill leb upyou're rounding down to. >> jimmy: youeir eyes and all that stuff? >> jealous. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: right, sure. >> envy. green with envy. >> jimmy: alan ritchson. season two of "reacher" premieres tomorrow on amazon prime video. we'll be back with sleater-kinney. >> jimmy: thanks to carey mulligan and alan ritchson. apologies to matt damon. "nightline" is next, but first their album "little rope" comes out january 19th. here with the song "say it like you mean it." sleater-kinney! ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ lie gently with me all clocks have stopped our minds they can't reach all counting off ♪ ♪ no bitter endings and no false starts just tell me one thing ♪ ♪ just say the words say it like you mean it i need to hear it ♪ ♪ before you go say it like you mean it this goodbye hurts ♪ ♪ when you go ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ go softly with me my heart is raw ♪ ♪ too many losses have left me down you have your story ♪ ♪ your hidden scars just tell me one thing just say the words ♪ ♪ say it like you mean it i need to hear it before you go ♪ ♪ say it like you mea
. >> jimmy: it was the 2000s. >> jimmy: depends what mill leb upyou're rounding down to. >> jimmy: youeir eyes and all that stuff? >> jealous. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: right, sure. >> envy. green with envy. >> jimmy: alan ritchson. season two of "reacher" premieres tomorrow on amazon prime video. we'll be back with sleater-kinney. >> jimmy: thanks to carey mulligan and alan ritchson. apologies to matt damon. "nightline" is next,...
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it's always raining, jimmy [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: thank you very much.t show" meteorologist ben dalton [ cheers and applause is he okay all right, good. he all right [ applause ] geeze, working hard. guys, listen to this - i read about a woman in north carolina who was arrested and then allegedly chewed through the back seat of the police car [ light laughter ] the cop driving was like, "yeah, i'm just going to go ahead and add meth to the list of charges." [ laughter ] and finally, guys, it's time for our latest installment of "tonight show polls," okay here we go [ cheers and applause ♪ tonight show polls ♪ [ applause ] >> jimmy: now, this first poll asks, "who's your favorite band?" 40% said the beatles 15% said "the foo fighters 9% said the 1975 alaska airlines said the doors [ laughter and applause these are all polls. >> steve: that's a poll. >> jimmy: they went around, polled everybody this next poll asks, "what's the most difficult thing you've ever done? 10% said "ran a marathon." 10% said "gave birth." 80% said "watched 'saltburn' with my paren
it's always raining, jimmy [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: thank you very much.t show" meteorologist ben dalton [ cheers and applause is he okay all right, good. he all right [ applause ] geeze, working hard. guys, listen to this - i read about a woman in north carolina who was arrested and then allegedly chewed through the back seat of the police car [ light laughter ] the cop driving was like, "yeah, i'm just going to go ahead and add meth to the list of charges." [ laughter...
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. >> jimmy: jimbo!mited all over a director's face [ laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: can you say the director >> he was not an american. >> jimmy: okay >> his name is nicholas. >> jimmy: jodie! [ laughter ] >> tariq: what was the production >> it was a film called "the little girl who lived down the lane." >> jimmy: okay, and you were just not feeling well? >> i was not feeling well. i was in a recording session for looping dubbing and i said, "i really have to go to the bathroom." he said, "no, no, no, just do one more take. i said, "no, i really want to go to the bathroom." and he said, "just do another take." so i did another take. and then i said, "okay, so i'm gonna go to the bathroom." he said, "no, jus one more." and then i just vomited all over his face. and it was all coming down his glasses. he had on little round glasses [ audience oohs >> jimmy: he had little round glasses? like john lennon glasses >> just falling down and there was orange juice involved >> tariq: oh, my goodness. [ audience oohs >>
. >> jimmy: jimbo!mited all over a director's face [ laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: can you say the director >> he was not an american. >> jimmy: okay >> his name is nicholas. >> jimmy: jodie! [ laughter ] >> tariq: what was the production >> it was a film called "the little girl who lived down the lane." >> jimmy: okay, and you were just not feeling well? >> i was not feeling well. i was in a recording session for looping dubbing...
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you, jimmy.> guillermo: yeah. >> jimmy: if you could one thing for your birthday what would it be? >> guillermo: maybe going to dinner with charlize theron. >> jimmy: dinner with charlize theron? what else? what would be a different thing? [ laughter ] >> guillermo: oh -- >> jimmy: that doesn't matter, you don't have to think. what i got you is something very special. >> guillermo: okay. >> jimmy: it's a surprise. >> guillermo: okay. >> jimmy: okay? this is for you. open that up and read it aloud. >> guillermo: guillermo, for your birthday, we have a surprise. you're going to get very high. oh, with snoop dogg? >> jimmy: i'm not going to say. >> guillermo: okay. >> jimmy: happy birthday. >> guillermo: oh, thank you, jimmy. thank you so much. >> jimmy: you're welcome. >> guillermo: you know where we're going? >> are you nervous? >> guillermo: yeah, i'm nervous. so we're going to long beach. i don't know what's going to happen. "sky high." oh! [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] that's what he means when i'm g
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>> yes. >> jimmy: and that is -- >> that's a bear. >> jimmy: that's a bear. >> a brown bear. >> jimmyhe food around? >> i know, i know, very irresponsible. >> jimmy: you know bears love kimchi. [ laughter ] >> yeah, i think if i had kimchi, maybe no bear would come near. but -- yeah, yeah. i wasn't scared. >> jimmy: you weren't? why? >> no, because -- >> jimmy: because why? >> i mean, there's an insurance policy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: on you? >> my cousin. >> jimmy: on your cousin, oh. is it the same cousin? >> it's the same cousin that helped me with the self-tapes for six hours. >> jimmy: what's the insurance policy? >> i'm faster than he is. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i see, right. you've got a buffer there. >> yeah. >> jimmy: your cousin, what's his name again? >> his name's ben. >> jimmy: cousin ben would be bear lunch, yeah. well, cousin ben really hooked you up. >> he did. >> jimmy: do you thank him in these speeches that you give in these awards shows? >> i'm thanking him now. thank you, ben. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: would you like to -- maybe it's premature. but maybe y
>> yes. >> jimmy: and that is -- >> that's a bear. >> jimmy: that's a bear. >> a brown bear. >> jimmyhe food around? >> i know, i know, very irresponsible. >> jimmy: you know bears love kimchi. [ laughter ] >> yeah, i think if i had kimchi, maybe no bear would come near. but -- yeah, yeah. i wasn't scared. >> jimmy: you weren't? why? >> no, because -- >> jimmy: because why? >> i mean, there's an insurance policy. [...
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jimmy? >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about![ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: we're going to take turns selecting a card then looking into the camera in front of you and you're going to read the lyrics in the most dramatic, serious way possible >> oh, i love this >> jimmy: you ready for this >> yep ♪ [ laughter ] grandma got run over by a reindeer [ laughter ] sed to reduce the risk of hiv without daily prep pills. with one shot every other month, just 6 times a year. in studies, apretude was proven superior to a daily prep pill in reducing the risk of hiv. you must be hiv negative to receive apretude and get tested before each injection. if you think you were exposed to hiv or have flu-like symptoms, tell your doctor right away. apretude does not prevent other sexually transmitted infections. practice safer sex to reduce your risk. don't take apretude if you're allergic to it or taking certain medicines, as they may interact. tell your doctor if you've had liver problems or mental health concerns. if you have a rash or other
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>> jimmy: yes. >> steve: jimmy, we're going to start with you >> jimmy: start with me? ] >> jimmy: infrared >> sauna [ dings [ cheers and applause ♪ >> steve: whoa damn >> jimmy: you see what's up? you see what's going down, dude wow. whoa >> very good >> jimmy: come on, bud whoo >> announcer: the password is -- cactus >> jimmy: come on. you can do it. you can look at her, donald. >> no, no. i'm in the zone. >> jimmy: he's in the zone >> steve: he's using e-s-p >> cooler. that was bad [ laughter ] >> should have been looking over there >> yeah, look, look. [ laughter ] >> cooler. >> jimmy: you're so not confident in your own clue >> can i change my word, or no >> jimmy: no, you can't change your word. >> ice [ buzzer ] >> steve: ice. >> succulent >> steve: ooh. [ audience oohs wow. that's a deep cut. >> jimmy: cooler, succulent. [ light laughter ] succulent? cactus >> yes [ dings [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ >> what is a cactus cooler [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's a drink is it a flavor of hi-c >> oh, i know what you're talking about. >> steve: it's like a proto-mountain dew
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jimmy: you do >> yeah. >> jimmy: okay >> in a little while >> jimmy: really >> yes >> jimmy: you'll justhristmas." [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: number one doesn't get bigger than number one. >> no. >> jimmy: congratulations. >> thank you >> jimmy: why -- why's it taken so long to put out a holiday album? >> because i could -- oh, because i couldn't -- this sounds so stupid i couldn't find myself in a -- i couldn't see myself in a a christmas album. and so, i just said to the record company, if you just leave me alone and - [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah >> right >> jimmy: it'll come, it'll come to you. >> and i was in my house i recorded most of it in my house, some of it in england with my producer but i just picked out these kind of songs that don't necessarily go together, but when you put 'em together, they're really good, and they're all -- it's just to have a happy thing chuck berry and stevie sings on the album with me. he sings on the song - >> jimmy: how did you get -- how did you get -- i mean, obviously you're cher, you just - but how did you get stevie wonder to go "yea
jimmy: you do >> yeah. >> jimmy: okay >> in a little while >> jimmy: really >> yes >> jimmy: you'll justhristmas." [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: number one doesn't get bigger than number one. >> no. >> jimmy: congratulations. >> thank you >> jimmy: why -- why's it taken so long to put out a holiday album? >> because i could -- oh, because i couldn't -- this sounds so stupid i couldn't find myself in a -- i couldn't...
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found it and sent it to me >> jimmy: and -- did it work >> it worked >> jimmy: six flags!at works out. >> happy birthday. >> jimmy: well, it's a a brand-new year do you make resolutions, matthew mcconaughey? >> things are going okay or good - >> jimmy: yeah >> -- i try to keep it quiet and just put my head down and shut up and keep going >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah >> but i -- try this i don't necessarily try to come up with new things i do try and go back and backlog through the last year of what [ bleep ] worked right? >> jimmy: yeah >> what small successes, what green lights, what things that i wanted did i get even if i expected to get them, let's write a tally of those on january 1st and respect what we did. and i feel it gives me confidence and some momentum to go, well, let's double down on some of those things that worked >> jimmy: yeah >> and some of those times of the year that i was happy and things felt like they were going well and let's -- let's carry that momentum into this year. double down on some of the past success. >> jimmy: i like that. [ cheers and app
found it and sent it to me >> jimmy: and -- did it work >> it worked >> jimmy: six flags!at works out. >> happy birthday. >> jimmy: well, it's a a brand-new year do you make resolutions, matthew mcconaughey? >> things are going okay or good - >> jimmy: yeah >> -- i try to keep it quiet and just put my head down and shut up and keep going >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah >> but i -- try this i don't necessarily try to come up with new things...
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yeah [ jimmy groans ] >> jimmy: wow. whoa >> oh, that's you. >> jimmy: i got to get to the gym.? who knows what it is who knows what is happening? it's very funny. it's very funny. it's very, very funny. it's good. it is a -- it is a clothespin doll of two very talented -- brother and sister, the osmonds. marie and donny -- [ light laughter ] >> "two very talented -- brother and sister." >> jimmy: as clothespin dolls. and they are pinned together weirdly. [ light laughter ] >> see, now i've got to get into it. like, would broadcast standards allow that would broadcast standards on nbc -- >> jimmy: not be allowed to have apple juice >> -- allow donny and marie osmond, what, scissoring each other, whatever it is you're describing. [ laughter ] i don't know what you're driving at >> jimmy: clothespinning each other. >> yeah. clothespinning each other. >> jimmy: clothespinning each other is much different than whatever filth you said at your network. >> well, based -- okay, based on how vigorously you just defended that, i'm going to say you're telling the truth >> jimmy: i'm lying.
yeah [ jimmy groans ] >> jimmy: wow. whoa >> oh, that's you. >> jimmy: i got to get to the gym.? who knows what it is who knows what is happening? it's very funny. it's very funny. it's very, very funny. it's good. it is a -- it is a clothespin doll of two very talented -- brother and sister, the osmonds. marie and donny -- [ light laughter ] >> "two very talented -- brother and sister." >> jimmy: as clothespin dolls. and they are pinned together weirdly....
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and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy, i'm the host.hank you for watching. thank you for coming in from the cold to be with us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] i welcome you. i see -- you know, 80% of the country right now is in the grip of what they call an arctic blast, which is a very dangerous weather pattern not to be confused with arctic blitz. which is a wiper fluid-colored flavor of gatorade. [ laughter ] it was even cold here in los angeles. it got down to 53 today. it was really scary. we were freezing our yoga balls off today. [ laughter ] the weather was a big factor for the nfl this weekend. there was so much snow in buffalo, the league had to postpone sunday's wild card game. and the bills had to offer fans $20 an hour and free food to help clear the snow out of the stadium so they could people into this. this guy. he's dead now, but it was totally worth it. [ laughter ] the fans in buffalo really outdid themselves. people talk about the fans in philadelphia. these guys cleared out all the snow except for in the sections r
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and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone. very nice.elcome, welcome. i'm jimmy, i am the host of the show. thank you for coming. thank you for watching at home and for joining us here at our beautiful headquarters here in hollywood, california, where things have settled down. we had a tumultuous week butting heads with delusional people. you know, i was watching people actually play football. the college national championship game -- the university of michigan beat the university of washington by a score of 34-13. [ cheers ] if you believe the mainstream media. [ laughter ] blake corum and will johnson were the most valuable players. congratulations to them. but the player i was most taken by was this gentleman. noticed the huskies quarterback, michael penix jr. who has probably been through a lot. [ laughter ] i mean, look at these headlines day. "penix jr. takes pounding" [ laughter ] "penix jr. on loss to michigan: 'we beat ourselves.'" "michael penix slides." [ laughter ] it's not an easy life. but he'll be fine. we are currently in
and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone. very nice.elcome, welcome. i'm jimmy, i am the host of the show. thank you for coming. thank you for watching at home and for joining us here at our beautiful headquarters here in hollywood, california, where things have settled down. we had a tumultuous week butting heads with delusional people. you know, i was watching people actually play football. the college national championship game -- the university of...
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. >> jimmy: that was hard, man >> i am so sorry >> jimmy: "yellow submarine., that's what they do. i was in the beatles and then he was in a submarine. oh, my gosh, you're leaving? [ laughter ] it's all right we're just getting warmed up tariq, you're up now show us how it's done. sorry. it's tough it's hard. [ cheers and applause [ audience shouting i didn't know how to do it i'm going to start a riot. you better pick a number i just love his confidence >> he looks like it's going to be easy. >> song. i don't know songs can we choose something else [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what do you mean, you don't know songs >> "stairway to heaven." >> tariq: yes! [ cheers and applause [ dings ♪ >> jimmy: you're wrong you said you don't play this game >> i don't know songs. >> jimmy: this is rigged the whole thing is rigged. oh, my gosh. "stairway to heaven" in one -- >> and the stairs went down. >> jimmy: the stairs went down yeah, "stairway to heaven" is down that's hell. that's going to hell you see? submarine, the submarine whatever who cares, right it's all about having
. >> jimmy: that was hard, man >> i am so sorry >> jimmy: "yellow submarine., that's what they do. i was in the beatles and then he was in a submarine. oh, my gosh, you're leaving? [ laughter ] it's all right we're just getting warmed up tariq, you're up now show us how it's done. sorry. it's tough it's hard. [ cheers and applause [ audience shouting i didn't know how to do it i'm going to start a riot. you better pick a number i just love his confidence >> he looks...
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and now, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: thank you! thank you. ♪ hello there. i'm jimmy.'m the host of the show. happy new year. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us for our first show of 2024, which is already a crazy year, particularly for me. did you hear this story about me and aaron rodgers, the former quarterback for the packers? all right. what happened is he is a jets quarterback now. he went on a show on espn, the pat mcafee show, and out of the blue insinuated that i was nervous because the jeffrey epstein list was coming out. he said i was hoping it wouldn't and that he was going to pop a bottle of something to celebrate when he did. and then it did come out, and of course, my name wasn't on it, isn't on it, and won't ever be on it. i don't know jeffrey epstein, i've never met jeffrey epstein. i am not on a list, i was not on a plane, or an island or anything ever. and i suggested that if he aaron wanted to make false and very damaging statements like that, that we should do it in court so he should share his proof with like a judge. when you hear a
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>> jimmy: halloween! the man-spreader of the keyboard [ laughter and applause how much space you need? >> steve: we got it. >> jimmy: we got it. gosh, sit normal, bud. all right. ♪ thank you, las vegas aces owner, mark davis, for ending the wnba season with a bangs [ laughter and applause >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: he did a good job. >> steve: that's a good one. >> jimmy: he did a good job! >> steve: yeah >> jimmy: he did a great job >> steve: thanked him very profusely. >> jimmy: he ended with a bangs. yeah ♪ thank you, accidentally breaking an olive oil bottle on the ground, for making me go, "you know what let's just move. [ laughter and applause i don't want to clean this up. >> steve: i'm not cleaning this up >> jimmy: yeah, it's going to take me four years to clean that up. >> steve: tiny slivers of glass. >> jimmy: let's get on zillow. [ light laughter ] ♪ thank you, jack-o-lanterns, for showing me you don't need teeth to be happy. [ applause ] happy. happy pumpkin. ♪ thank you, "the golden bache
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. >> jimmy: no, no.he one that you bought? >> i got a '57 panhead, and i named it after my grandmother, name's mabel. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: how long did you ride mabel? you still have mabel? >> i still have mabel. i shot a movie about her. she was in "road to paloma" with me. but i don't ride her anymore because i have fond memories, now we have other bikes to ride. so i just -- i want it to go to my children at some point. >> jimmy: they're in the show with you, even? >> they are. >> jimmy: yeah. that's fun. boy, i have to say, doing a show like this is so appealing. because -- and correct me if i have any of this wrong, because i was watching the show and it's basically like jason momoa shows up, and they drop everything and teach you everything they know about whatever they're doing. and these are all things that you love? >> that's kind of it. >> jimmy: that's kind of it. [ laughter ] >> i mean, there's a little more in there. yeah, it's -- it's -- it is, it's -- there's so many things
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>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: gosh thank you so much! enjoy yourselves welcome, everybody welcome to "the tonight show." i'm glad you're here [ cheers and applause thank you for watching you guys, justin timberlake is my guest tonight [ cheers and applause ♪ i'm so excited to see him. he is the taylor to my travis. [ laughter ] yeah, he's the missing bolt to my boeing plane, yeah. [ laughter ] he's the recall to my exploding tesla. [ laughter ] yeah, he and i are besties we go together like a soccer mom and a stanley tumbler. [ laughter ] that's right, we're quite a team think of us like joe biden and kamala harris, but with chemistry. [ laughter ] you know what i'm saying i'm so glad he's here. last week, when it snowed a little in new york, i looked at the grass, i saw those frosted tips, and i thought, "i should call justin." [ laughter and applause that's what i thought. i thought in my head, i go - [ cheers and applause today justin dropped a new song called "selfish" [ cheers and applause and he's about to r
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and now, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hello. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for braving the elements to join us in -- what a brave group of people. we just experienced our third day in a row here in los angeles, which breaks the previous record of two. it's funny how worked up we get about the rain. it's raining, the umbrellas are all over the place. then you watch the football games. buffalo got hit with almost two feet of snow ahead of last night's game against the chiefs. that didn't stop fans from tailgating. a guy showed up in a bills hat and a lions sweatshirt, so naturally, they threw him off the truck and into the fire. and then they ate him, and he was delicious! best thing about that video, two guys helping ten guys shooting video with their phones. but the most valuable pre-gamer was a real nfler! jason kelce, brother of travis. his team the eagles were eliminated last week so he shuffled up to buffalo to watch his brother play for the chiefs. on the way into the stadium, he stopped to take a shot out of a bowling
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>> jimmy: yes. >> okay. got it i got it i got it [ cheers and applause you are the greatest sofia vergara, everybody "griselda" premieres on netflix, january 25th. we'll be right back with more "tonight show," everybody. >> thank you [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪i'm hearing different ways for me to screen for colon cancer.♪ ♪it's time to use my voice,♪ ♪i've got a choice, more than one answer.♪ ♪i sat down with my doc.♪ we had a talk. ♪knew just what to say.♪ ♪i asked for cologuard and did it my way.♪ cologuard is a one-of-a kind way to screen for colon cancer that's effective and non-invasive. it's for people 45 plus at average risk, not high risk. false positive and negative results may occur. ask your provider for cologuard. ♪i did it my way!♪ alice loves the scent of gain so much, ask your provider for cologuard. she wished there was a way to make it last longer. say hello to your fairy godmother alice and long-lasting gain scent beads. part of the irresistible scent collection from gain! we are trying reall
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true, jimmy.st time anyone was here - you -- it's like, the only way i can describe it, if you haven't been in 20 or 30 years, is it's like you're at disney world, right but everyone's in their underwear. [ laughter ] so imagine that for a minute you know what it's like when you're at disney world now imagine everyone is in their underwear -- >> jimmy: yeah >> -- and everyone's peeing all the time [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, i didn't think about that >> you know they're peeing >> jimmy: yes. >> everyone knows they're peeing people are having conversations, just peeing >> jimmy: while they - [ light laughter ] yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no >> everyone's peeing it's like -- it's an - so -- and because i am, let's be generous, a larger man. right? [ audience member yells no, i am, stop you didn't -- oh, you didn't [ light laughter ] so, no, when you're a bigger man, you've got a real choice to make at the water park, which is, "do i just go trunks and let it all hang out? right? >> jimmy: yeah >> or, i
true, jimmy.st time anyone was here - you -- it's like, the only way i can describe it, if you haven't been in 20 or 30 years, is it's like you're at disney world, right but everyone's in their underwear. [ laughter ] so imagine that for a minute you know what it's like when you're at disney world now imagine everyone is in their underwear -- >> jimmy: yeah >> -- and everyone's peeing all the time [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, i didn't think about that >> you know they're...
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thank you, jimmy. >> jimmy: i'll be over at 8:35.on peacock. terry crews, everybody. we'll be back with chrissy and david. (vo) it's ultimate endless shrimp with another limited-time flavor drop. new crispy salt & vinegar shrimp. it's all that... and a batch of shrimp. now one of seven endless choices. only at red lobster. welcome to fun dining. shopify's point of sale system helps you sell at every stage of your business. with fast and secure payment. card readers you can rely on. and one place to manage it all. whatever the stage, businesses that grow grow with shopify. somedays, i cover up because of my moderate to severe plaque psoriasis. now i feel free to bare my skin, thanks to skyrizi. ♪(uplifting music)♪ ♪nothing is everything♪ i'm celebrating my clearer skin... my way. with skyrizi, 3 out of 4 people achieved 90% clearer skin at 4 months. in another study, most people had 90% clearer skin, even at 5 years. and skyrizi is just 4 doses a year, after 2 starter doses. serious allergic reactions and an increased risk of infectio
thank you, jimmy. >> jimmy: i'll be over at 8:35.on peacock. terry crews, everybody. we'll be back with chrissy and david. (vo) it's ultimate endless shrimp with another limited-time flavor drop. new crispy salt & vinegar shrimp. it's all that... and a batch of shrimp. now one of seven endless choices. only at red lobster. welcome to fun dining. shopify's point of sale system helps you sell at every stage of your business. with fast and secure payment. card readers you can rely on....
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, i can't stop doing it jimmy, i'm stuck in the meme >> jimmy: well, snap out of it >> i tried >> jimmy: oh, no i'm stuck in the meme too. we've gotta get out of this. let's take the shirt off [ ominous music ♪ >> jimmy: look, the meme, it's spreading. ♪ >> it's everywhere you look, jimmy. [ ominous music ♪ [ dream sequence ] [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: kevin, wake up >> [ startled speaking ] >> jimmy: kevin, you -- you were having a meme dream >> it was all so real. >> questlove: hey, guys, show's about to start [ cheers ] [ screaming [ cheers and applause ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests - kevin james, sarah sherman, musical guest, eladio carrion, and featuring the legendary roots crew >> questlove: 1908 >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: this is an amazing crowd. thank you! thank you very much, everyone. enjoy yourself welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." you're here
, i can't stop doing it jimmy, i'm stuck in the meme >> jimmy: well, snap out of it >> i tried >> jimmy: oh, no i'm stuck in the meme too. we've gotta get out of this. let's take the shirt off [ ominous music ♪ >> jimmy: look, the meme, it's spreading. ♪ >> it's everywhere you look, jimmy. [ ominous music ♪ [ dream sequence ] [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: kevin, wake up >> [ startled speaking ] >> jimmy: kevin, you -- you were having a...
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. >> jimmy: uh-huh?takes the edge off, and it worked a treat. >> jimmy: is it good to take the edge off? >> i think when you -- if you feel like you might panic if your name gets called. you know what it's like when you're nominated for a golden globe? [ laughter and applause ] you guys can relate to this, right? >> jimmy: i'm surprised by this because you seem like the most confident -- maybe the most confident person i've ever met in my whole life. you get nervous in situations like that? >> yes, i'm a human person. [ laughter ] and sometimes, like flying -- does anyone else bug out when they fly? it hey hate to admit it but i don't like hurting through the air at 500 miles an hour, it's too weird a concept. >> jimmy: you're iron man, how is that possible? [ cheers and applause ] >> well, i mean -- this is part of my new campaign to share my humanity with everybody. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it really is working, it's very relatable. >> relatable. by the way, i'd like to thank jager for this. [ laughter ]
. >> jimmy: uh-huh?takes the edge off, and it worked a treat. >> jimmy: is it good to take the edge off? >> i think when you -- if you feel like you might panic if your name gets called. you know what it's like when you're nominated for a golden globe? [ laughter and applause ] you guys can relate to this, right? >> jimmy: i'm surprised by this because you seem like the most confident -- maybe the most confident person i've ever met in my whole life. you get nervous in...
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>> jimmy: yeah.ng like that going on. >> yeah. >> jimmy: now, this is -- which one's the real family, which one's you guys? [ laughter ] it's hard to tell. you guys are in color, that's how we know. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you play kevin von erich, a surviving member of the family. has he seen the movie? >> he has. >> jimmy: what did he think of the movie? >> dude, he loved it. >> jimmy: he loved it? >> he loved it, which meant just everything to me, man. >> jimmy: i bet. were you watching him while he watched the movie? [ laughter ] >> no, that would have been weird. it was awkward enough just knowing he was in the room. but yeah, naturally when you're playing somebody real it's like, that's the first thing you think of. what are they going to think of this? >> jimmy: yeah. sometimes you don't care because that person is a villain or is eating people or something like that. [ laughter ] >> yeah, yeah. or ted bundy or something like that. >> jimmy: yeah, right yeah. [ laughter ] >> when we showed up to th
>> jimmy: yeah.ng like that going on. >> yeah. >> jimmy: now, this is -- which one's the real family, which one's you guys? [ laughter ] it's hard to tell. you guys are in color, that's how we know. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you play kevin von erich, a surviving member of the family. has he seen the movie? >> he has. >> jimmy: what did he think of the movie? >> dude, he loved it. >> jimmy: he loved it? >> he loved it, which meant just...
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. >> jimmy: wow.veryone they apparently said that i won, and i clapped for myself and kissed the check i don't know it seemed -- i was two >> jimmy: yeah, cute clapping baby >> i think i was cute. i know what happened? >> jimmy: oh, stop are you kidding. did you ever do the commercial >> no. i think the company went bunk after that but in theory, i would have been like an ivory baby. >> jimmy: wow. we're in the room with - >> in theory [ applause ] i don't know >> jimmy: but that's where you got your start come on. >> yeah, it was great. it was really cute gosh, wow. i think that was a baby doll dress. i was really small as a kid. so that's a baby doll dress. not that you have to give me my stars for that, but there you go >> jimmy: cute come on. you go from this to big movie stars, you're winning oscars let's talk about "i.s.s. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i mean, by the way, the trailer was amazing. i go, "oh my gosh, this is fantastic. and then "argylle," by the way, as well. >> yeah, "argylle" comes out as
. >> jimmy: wow.veryone they apparently said that i won, and i clapped for myself and kissed the check i don't know it seemed -- i was two >> jimmy: yeah, cute clapping baby >> i think i was cute. i know what happened? >> jimmy: oh, stop are you kidding. did you ever do the commercial >> no. i think the company went bunk after that but in theory, i would have been like an ivory baby. >> jimmy: wow. we're in the room with - >> in theory [ applause ] i...
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and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody. hi, i'm jimmy.'m the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us here in hollywood. we are like exactly three weeks from christmas today. four nights into the elf on the shelf if you're the parent of young kids. last night once again, we got into bed, we just start drifting off to sleep and my wife goes oh, we forgot to move the elf. downstairs i went to find a new shelf for the elf, which i'm not sure our kids even buy anymore. my son billy is 6, and the other night he muttered something about it being us moving the elf. why do you think it's me and mom that move it? without even looking up, he said, "because it is." [ laughter ] and yet still i'm running downstairs in my underwear at midnight to move that thing. it's very easy to forget the elf. so as a reminder and as a service to all the moms and dads out there who are doing this, here is an idea for your elf tonight. it's almost midnight. hopefully the kids are asleep. go get the elf, put him in the medicine cabinet and l
and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody. hi, i'm jimmy.'m the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us here in hollywood. we are like exactly three weeks from christmas today. four nights into the elf on the shelf if you're the parent of young kids. last night once again, we got into bed, we just start drifting off to sleep and my wife goes oh, we forgot to move the elf. downstairs i went to find a new shelf for the elf, which...
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like a rolling stones brickwork so jimmy, jimmy calming jimmy ♪ ♪ the honky-tonk blues there it is because up music so were going to dive right in. elvis and springsteen are drowning only one life preserver. i am saving the king. >> you have too. you have to save the king. don't you dare i know for a fact free. >> i think if you asked springsteen who should be say he would say elvis press the triggers he would and we love them for that because elvis is a kinlooking at having good authoy might owner elvis jumpsuit. by the way you are the only skinny guy who owns and elvis jumps to because elvis in person is the ultimate that guy gig they don't do 70s elvis. >> you saved springsteen because elvis is still alive for. >> very well said. if you ever go to grace and he's not wrong they kick you out at 4:00 p.m. the tour ends what does that mean he's trading stocks all day at 4:00 p.m. on the market closes he comes downstairs i am with him. art give it to me. world peace or a bangle super bowl champion for. >> hot i am taking super bowl. [laughter] were never going to have a piece but it might do
like a rolling stones brickwork so jimmy, jimmy calming jimmy ♪ ♪ the honky-tonk blues there it is because up music so were going to dive right in. elvis and springsteen are drowning only one life preserver. i am saving the king. >> you have too. you have to save the king. don't you dare i know for a fact free. >> i think if you asked springsteen who should be say he would say elvis press the triggers he would and we love them for that because elvis is a kinlooking at having...
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[cheering] i just said the happiest person with biden's jimmy carter, jimmy carter and his administration was brilliant by comparison, before we begin i would like to take time to congratulate ron desantis and of course a really terrific person, we got to know his wife casey for running a great campaign for president. he ran a really great campaign. it's not easy they think it's easy doing the stuff, it is not easy. as you know he left the campaign trail today 3:00 a.m. and so doing he is very gracious and he endorsed me. i appreciate that. i appreciate that and i also look forward to working with ron and everybody else to defeat cricket joe biden we have to get about. he has put our country at great peril, i just want to thank ron and congratulate him on doing a very good job, it's a tough situation. it is a tough thing to do. i am thrilled to be here in the home of the first in the nation primary, do you know why your first in the nation i kept either unlike biden, i kept to
[cheering] i just said the happiest person with biden's jimmy carter, jimmy carter and his administration was brilliant by comparison, before we begin i would like to take time to congratulate ron desantis and of course a really terrific person, we got to know his wife casey for running a great campaign for president. he ran a really great campaign. it's not easy they think it's easy doing the stuff, it is not easy. as you know he left the campaign trail today 3:00 a.m. and so doing he is very...
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>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy:at's a hot crowd that's a hot crowd [ cheers and applause welcome, everybody enjoy yourself
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jimmy, sisagita, old bollywood , and that india is dirty, that there are a lot of poor people thered me a little to tell about my country, when we just got married, i found my directions, i thought that i needed to open some place where, under one... you can tell, show, feel all different aspects of our culture, in our center we have a lot of different master classes, a seminar, for example, a master class on indian cuisine, we have a course on mehandi, this is drawing, there is a course on hiindi, our language, there is a seminar on ayurvid , airved is an indian traditional medicine, also we have astrology and ours, there are seminars, there is meditation, sometimes, as it turns out, we show some... modern indian cinema that people don’t know, except and discodan, when i see that people here learn more about our culture , our country, this makes me very happy, because there are a lot of myths that are on the internet and shown somewhere, and this makes me happy because i see interest. and people are happy when they learn, and according to real culture, about some useful real direct
jimmy, sisagita, old bollywood , and that india is dirty, that there are a lot of poor people thered me a little to tell about my country, when we just got married, i found my directions, i thought that i needed to open some place where, under one... you can tell, show, feel all different aspects of our culture, in our center we have a lot of different master classes, a seminar, for example, a master class on indian cuisine, we have a course on mehandi, this is drawing, there is a course on...