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- [mumbles] - say, terrance, can you tell me who farted? - he sure did, phillip. - no, i'm asking you his name. - and so terrance and phillip got back together, proving once and for all that fame and fortune are never as important as friendship. - ♪ beef and lamb chicken and ham ♪ ♪ step to the left and clap your hands ♪ ♪ gosh we love that chicken and ham ♪ ♪ don't they love that chicken and ham ♪ [clapping] ♪ beef and lamb chicken and ham ♪ ♪ step to the left and clap your hands ♪ ♪ gosh we love that chicken and ham ♪ ♪ ♪ >> announcer: from the most trusted journalists at comedy central... it's america's only source for news. this is "the daily show" with your host, jon stewart! [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jon: hey! welcome to "the daily show" my name is jon stewart! we have a terrific program for you tonight. i hosted on thursday and i am back on monday. i just don't know how much longer i can do it. barely any rest. just slept in a hyperbaric chamber. i'm going to be talking to
- [mumbles] - say, terrance, can you tell me who farted? - he sure did, phillip. - no, i'm asking you his name. - and so terrance and phillip got back together, proving once and for all that fame and fortune are never as important as friendship. - ♪ beef and lamb chicken and ham ♪ ♪ step to the left and clap your hands ♪ ♪ gosh we love that chicken and ham ♪ ♪ don't they love that chicken and ham ♪ [clapping] ♪ beef and lamb chicken and ham ♪ ♪ step to the left and clap...
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well, the system of the terrance was beginning to falter. getting it back under control will be even harder. this time, we only have experience in the past of doing arms control and between the soviet union and the united states. we don't really have any experience doing multi actin pianist control agreement. so what does that mean for the future? the sale use of nuclear weapons, their value in the minds of military and political leaders is increasing that sense and message also to non nuclear states. we now have new countries in asia, in the maybe east and even in europe. thinking about whether they might need a nuclear weapons capability off their own. the new nuclear arms race is picking up speed and without new rules and place. it will be hard to stop the mushrooms save the world. kendra one to many people are convinced they can. the country has a thriving mushroom industry conditions there are ideal for cultivating the 2 choices, unhealthy alternative to meet. you could have a visit there in georgia with the, with the most committed muc
well, the system of the terrance was beginning to falter. getting it back under control will be even harder. this time, we only have experience in the past of doing arms control and between the soviet union and the united states. we don't really have any experience doing multi actin pianist control agreement. so what does that mean for the future? the sale use of nuclear weapons, their value in the minds of military and political leaders is increasing that sense and message also to non nuclear...
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the northern part to district is also in the sy in jamalia is riley terrance, was through the devastated streets. the army says it's conducting quite precise operations against terrorists ended fish strep chair inside is thousands, joins the weekly anti government protests intel of eve. they will the prime minister benjamin netanyahu to resign a new elections to because the this, the government is taking uh 72 places that uh, i don't, i don't want to see my country go. do i see corruption? i see the lots of reasons. i've seen it, you'll see, and even below that, he won't change. meanwhile, induce and new cracks of imagining and met him. you know, he's coming mission centrist, pending against seeing by some motivating voice in otherwise, auction conservative government caves, the rest of the cabinet and also made some go to hire a lot of these really soldiers of his lang, credible bravery on the front. some of the people who sent them to backflow acting with a child as a company, they told me to come out to walk cabinet miss write down and try to find an action plan that will lead to the
the northern part to district is also in the sy in jamalia is riley terrance, was through the devastated streets. the army says it's conducting quite precise operations against terrorists ended fish strep chair inside is thousands, joins the weekly anti government protests intel of eve. they will the prime minister benjamin netanyahu to resign a new elections to because the this, the government is taking uh 72 places that uh, i don't, i don't want to see my country go. do i see corruption? i...
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in jamalia is riley terrance was through the devastated streets. the army says its conducting quite precise operations against terrorists and infrastructure, the inside israel. thousands joins the weekly antique government protest intel of eve. they will the prime minister benjamin netanyahu to resign on new elections to because the this, the government is taking out the country, 2 places that i don't, i don't want to see my country go to, i see corruption. i see the less of vision. i've seen that you'll see it even below that he won't change. meanwhile, induce and new cracks of emerging and met him. now he's kind of an issue centrist, penn. again, it's seen by some of the motivating voice in otherwise ultra conservative government. okay, for the rest of the cabinet. and also my goal is to highlight what is right, the soldiers of his lang, credible bravery on the front, some of the people who send them to battle, acting with trout as close to a company. they tell me to come on the war cabinet miss write down and write to find an action plan that wi
in jamalia is riley terrance was through the devastated streets. the army says its conducting quite precise operations against terrorists and infrastructure, the inside israel. thousands joins the weekly antique government protest intel of eve. they will the prime minister benjamin netanyahu to resign on new elections to because the this, the government is taking out the country, 2 places that i don't, i don't want to see my country go to, i see corruption. i see the less of vision. i've seen...
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well, the system of the terrance was beginning to falter. getting it back under control will be even harder this time. we only have experience in the past of doing arms control and between the soviet union and the united states. we don't really have any experience doing multi acting pianist control agreements. so what does that mean for the future? the sale use of youtube weapons, their value in the minds of military and political leaders is increasing, then sends the message also to non nuclear states. we now have new countries in asia, in the maybe east and even in europe. thinking about whether they might need a nuclear weapons capability off their own. the new nuclear arms race is picking up speed and without new rules and place. it will be hard to stop the kind eyes and a fuzzy may meet patrick the pony. probably the cute as mayor and all living with the inhabitants of talking to in his own village duly elected him to office in 2019 since then he has been hard at work and mingling with the people is at the top of his agenda. 0 next. nex
well, the system of the terrance was beginning to falter. getting it back under control will be even harder this time. we only have experience in the past of doing arms control and between the soviet union and the united states. we don't really have any experience doing multi acting pianist control agreements. so what does that mean for the future? the sale use of youtube weapons, their value in the minds of military and political leaders is increasing, then sends the message also to non...
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kelly robinson, president of the human rights campaign joins me and terrance woodbury. thank you both for coming to the saturday show. let's talk about this. i will start with the pollster first. >> i'm glad we started here. enthusiasm is an interesting metric. it is one thing pollsters use to predict turn-out. the thing is not all black voters are voting enthusiastically. i was in focus groups and one black voter said voting for him is like taking out the trash. he doesn't always do it enthusiastically but if he doesn't do it, it starts to stink around here. and voters realize stuff is starting to stink so i do believe 87% of joe biden voters said from 2020 said they are going to vote for him again. i see that coalition begin to reassemble but there is still work to do with the black voters. >> i agree with you. every two years we have the same conversation. are black folks motivated to turn on every two years? and we always do. we showed out and stopped the red wave happening. 2023, we stopped a number of anti-trans antivoting people getting into office. we have prove
kelly robinson, president of the human rights campaign joins me and terrance woodbury. thank you both for coming to the saturday show. let's talk about this. i will start with the pollster first. >> i'm glad we started here. enthusiasm is an interesting metric. it is one thing pollsters use to predict turn-out. the thing is not all black voters are voting enthusiastically. i was in focus groups and one black voter said voting for him is like taking out the trash. he doesn't always do it...
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would you meant it, terrance, to assist them? not because of lack of resources. because the, the, the border crossings are controlled with a belligerent that is not allowing it to go in. and then finally, what's that unique is that a general has don't us that high bus in ukraine and then shoot on and, and, and then so many other places what's been countries are, are actually playing a very negative role here because they have that provide the tools for the attack, so we are at, out with the, with the governments that you, we are usually a language. but even without that to being aligned with is rarely policy. even without that, you say they could have done much more when it comes to delivering aid to god. so you said, i would say to the countries like the u. k. and us, why haven't they organized around con, voice into gaza? they come on the international law, how companies rel, is allowed to control. oh, going in, even at the egyptian gods border. international law says you have to enable enforced release to people who are stopping. if there was a belligerent who
would you meant it, terrance, to assist them? not because of lack of resources. because the, the, the border crossings are controlled with a belligerent that is not allowing it to go in. and then finally, what's that unique is that a general has don't us that high bus in ukraine and then shoot on and, and, and then so many other places what's been countries are, are actually playing a very negative role here because they have that provide the tools for the attack, so we are at, out with the,...
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principalities, from the comp pay the and this because of id me a so, so far as for yours, however, it is terrance courage. and i think that if there's kia soul squared, that what's consumed video now or the roost color. so that's the picture on turtles cut from asked me 30 whole grains of citizenship or by the mid 16th century. the western lands of cavan ruez to become part of the kingdom of power and the polish that you ain't incoming. well, the fullest photo nice ation and assimilation of the indigenous russian population began to share. the issue was police agency to advice beautiful the steps at the stolen i'm will think not for a minute my in my soul, bloomgreen speed nutritionist, but the many belong to just about the sky, emailing, and general. believe me is almost the business and they just took it to do the pollution story until most young color scheme and reporters in the center of also to show exactly where in the 16th century the idea of creating the 1st anti russian state was born in connie and told me that from the virginia that the you have not seen is okay. no auto show at all, st
principalities, from the comp pay the and this because of id me a so, so far as for yours, however, it is terrance courage. and i think that if there's kia soul squared, that what's consumed video now or the roost color. so that's the picture on turtles cut from asked me 30 whole grains of citizenship or by the mid 16th century. the western lands of cavan ruez to become part of the kingdom of power and the polish that you ain't incoming. well, the fullest photo nice ation and assimilation of...
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going to further increase terrance against china. it will only significantly push out the cost of important goods, goes to the american businesses and consumers to bear more losses. and making american consumers pay a greater price. we urge the us to earnestly abide by w t o rules and immediately cancel the term increase against china. john, it will take all necessary measures to defend its rights and interests private. oh yes, the bible has been said that he imposes a 100 percent terrace, all the native vehicles from china, and that is also a 50 percent input duty on solar panels. but is this what him typing? support green energy as a pillar of his electoral campaign, i buy them says the tires will make american products more competitive on the domestic market. chinese relies on other and a competitive factors as well, like fortune american companies to transfer the technology in order to do business in china. i spent a lot of time sheets in early on. i told the reason why my been unfair, which i know try to look. so play by the sam
going to further increase terrance against china. it will only significantly push out the cost of important goods, goes to the american businesses and consumers to bear more losses. and making american consumers pay a greater price. we urge the us to earnestly abide by w t o rules and immediately cancel the term increase against china. john, it will take all necessary measures to defend its rights and interests private. oh yes, the bible has been said that he imposes a 100 percent terrace, all...
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board across it's a bottle entry point between garza and egypt, and these are used to transport met a terrance funds into this is where the prime minister benjamin netanyahu says the c spot proposal must agree to full shots as well as to months. the army will press the head in suspense. are the are, those are full mattress at the center of the hush money criminal case against donald trump has had her thing called stormy daniels told you. it was explicit details about her that's a fair with the former us president. as he sat just meet as a way. how did your customer reports a donald trump arrived in court on tuesday after hinting at knowing who he stays in the witness stand. he complained in a quickly deleted social media post that his lawyers hadn't been given time to prepare. then she walked in stormy daniels, the adult film actress and director, who's allegations of a consensual sexual encounter with trumpet before he was president. and his alleged efforts to silence her or at the center of the case. cameras are banned from the court room, but daniel's testimony mirrored the story she told i
board across it's a bottle entry point between garza and egypt, and these are used to transport met a terrance funds into this is where the prime minister benjamin netanyahu says the c spot proposal must agree to full shots as well as to months. the army will press the head in suspense. are the are, those are full mattress at the center of the hush money criminal case against donald trump has had her thing called stormy daniels told you. it was explicit details about her that's a fair with the...
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the start of the war, sedan is become one of the most dangerous places in the world, freaking out of terrance. we mourn the loss of 2 icrc, the staff in south dot for just this month. and we fear what horrors lie had. if the parties plunged further into the spiral of death and destruction as we speak the r as.
the start of the war, sedan is become one of the most dangerous places in the world, freaking out of terrance. we mourn the loss of 2 icrc, the staff in south dot for just this month. and we fear what horrors lie had. if the parties plunged further into the spiral of death and destruction as we speak the r as.
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. >> [ laughter ] >> kelley robinson, terrance woodbury, thank you for coming to "the saturday show." >>> my colleague, ali, and how small acts of courage can help democracy.stay with us. you are watching the saturday show, on msnbc. . so, if you're off the racking... ...or crab cracking, you're cashbacking. cashback on flapjacks, baby backs, or tacos at the taco shack. nah, i'm working on my six pack. switch to a king suite- or book a silent retreat. silent retreat? hold up - yeeerp? i can't talk right now, i'm at a silent retreat. cashback on everything you buy with chase freedom unlimited with no annual fee. how do you cashback? chase. make more of what's yours. i love your dress. oh thanks! i splurged a little because liberty mutual customized my car insurance and i saved hundreds. that's great. i know, right? i've been telling everyone. baby: liberty. did you hear that? ty just said her first word. can you say “mama”? baby: liberty. can you say “auntie”? baby: liberty. how many people did you tell? only pay for what you need. jingle: ♪ liberty. liberty. liberty. ♪ bab
. >> [ laughter ] >> kelley robinson, terrance woodbury, thank you for coming to "the saturday show." >>> my colleague, ali, and how small acts of courage can help democracy.stay with us. you are watching the saturday show, on msnbc. . so, if you're off the racking... ...or crab cracking, you're cashbacking. cashback on flapjacks, baby backs, or tacos at the taco shack. nah, i'm working on my six pack. switch to a king suite- or book a silent retreat. silent...
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um its own going from bottom and that this phone forwarding to antonio terrance. we found a city of only as i turned into a studio she ations being made in kyra regarding reaching to us who spot agreements . they believe that if there's gonna be any potential collapse of such negotiations, the situation will turn upside down here, rough or in light of the ongoing threats. really. it's by it's very prime minister benjamin to tell you how about this month to me, how much that's what he is here in law, fine at the same time, about $218.00. the goal is to the population to other areas that are supposed to be designated to save some bucks. we clearly remember as best saved zones and the majority of areas that are designated to save zones, palestinians have been killed or something about hundreds of people being killed. that what people have know what left to go. um, it's based on going miniature campaign. of course the territory. thank you very much tank. i was them and southern garza that's bringing, i'm are sure he's a professor of security minutes, restarted doha, i
um its own going from bottom and that this phone forwarding to antonio terrance. we found a city of only as i turned into a studio she ations being made in kyra regarding reaching to us who spot agreements . they believe that if there's gonna be any potential collapse of such negotiations, the situation will turn upside down here, rough or in light of the ongoing threats. really. it's by it's very prime minister benjamin to tell you how about this month to me, how much that's what he is here in...
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that only are talking to black voters like black pack or the work that poster all right, my friend terrance woodbury does that his strategies and those numbers are not aligning with what some of the poles and then new york times are saying. so does he have work to do in the black community absolutely doesn't need the biden harris administration and campaign to tell black voters what he has done and not just what he has done, what he will do in the future yes, but i not sitting hey, my hair on fire because of this new york times deanna poll right now, ramesh earlier this week, president biden and donald trump agreed to a debate here on cnn in june. and another on abc in september. the biden campaign also agreed to a vice presidential debate on cbs, just a short time ago, trump said he accepted a vice presidential debate invitation. from fox. >> he's also said he'll do a third presidential debate on fox and a fourth on nbc the biden-harris campaign is not accepted. >> the third or fourth presidential debate that mr. trump has, or the fox vp debate, what the strategy here i assume we're mesh i
that only are talking to black voters like black pack or the work that poster all right, my friend terrance woodbury does that his strategies and those numbers are not aligning with what some of the poles and then new york times are saying. so does he have work to do in the black community absolutely doesn't need the biden harris administration and campaign to tell black voters what he has done and not just what he has done, what he will do in the future yes, but i not sitting hey, my hair on...