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natanovich, our guest was vladimir natalevich vinokur, people's artist rsfsr, my great friend, whichstroy enemy strongholds and ammunition depots. russian units are gradually improving their positions along the entire front line. and...
natanovich, our guest was vladimir natalevich vinokur, people's artist rsfsr, my great friend, whichstroy enemy strongholds and ammunition depots. russian units are gradually improving their positions along the entire front line. and...
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vinokur will do it for us. me last saturday: come with me shopping, well, to the mall, i say: raya, i have one day off, i want to relax, she says, we’ll quickly, in an hour we’ll be home, well, i think, okay, man, i see , you also went shopping, and went with yours, as i guessed, you’re gray-haired too. i see a lot of people here went shopping with their wife, which means we arrived at the shopping center, huge, everything is shining, you know, you know, so the women go there , like in films about zombies, when they feel fresh blood, they walk straight in rows, all with carts, each cart has a man harnessed to it instead of a horse. dejected, you know, many people don’t want to go, but the wife is dragging her like a goat to slaughter, and there are signs everywhere, which means 200% discounts, buy two boots, the third is free, buy five mink coats, get my calendar as a gift. i saw a sale sign, rushed like a fox into a chicken coop, the sapala shouted something: do you hear, there? cat litter , 70% discount, let'
vinokur will do it for us. me last saturday: come with me shopping, well, to the mall, i say: raya, i have one day off, i want to relax, she says, we’ll quickly, in an hour we’ll be home, well, i think, okay, man, i see , you also went shopping, and went with yours, as i guessed, you’re gray-haired too. i see a lot of people here went shopping with their wife, which means we arrived at the shopping center, huge, everything is shining, you know, you know, so the women go there , like in...
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vinokur.hello, what are you talking about, your wife has understood me for now, you go to your mother, and let your mother do this for you, let her tell you how to behave further, that’s it, completely screw it up, fuck off, as if i have no one to call " am i an orphan, or what?" well now it's all hello zina, zina-zina, i came from the store, hello, who are you, what are you doing, you're exactly the same, volodka, look, i won’t call you for 2 years, you won’t find out anymore, why 2 years, i couldn’t? i'm sorry, what are you doing? who am i? i, do i look like a married man? in, think about what you said? i was on a business trip abroad, how could i call you? i had a secret phone number, the interlocutor pays, why am i going to split you up for such money, what are you doing? where was i? i? i was in antarctica, and there were only penguins, zine, and the main thing there is that you can’t tell where the male is, where the female is, i almost lost my orientation, now look, set the table, came,
vinokur.hello, what are you talking about, your wife has understood me for now, you go to your mother, and let your mother do this for you, let her tell you how to behave further, that’s it, completely screw it up, fuck off, as if i have no one to call " am i an orphan, or what?" well now it's all hello zina, zina-zina, i came from the store, hello, who are you, what are you doing, you're exactly the same, volodka, look, i won’t call you for 2 years, you won’t find out anymore,...
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vinokur sings for idiots and fools, i tell him, well, then i i’m back already, i say, listen, well ,says: listen, but nothing, and lyova is standing next to him, announce him now, you hear, and he says, but nothing, i now i’m going to announce to lev , and leva listens and says, well , there’s no need to joke with me, i’m boxing... i was practicing, he says, i ’ll tell us, well, maybe i’ll announce it like this, it’s always dangerous for a russian and a jew gonorrhea, lev li sings, lev says, i’m for you, i’m the fourth for you, he left the stage and says, i want to say that uh for a russian and for look at the reaction, at the reaction to lev, lev he... says, and for a person of any nationality, if you say lev leshchenko, you don’t need to say anything more, well, that’s normal, that’s all we have -it’s a program about jokes, yes, that ’s how much jokes were valued there in the past now in our current time, that is, well, this genre, well, let’s say, is mildly less popular than it was, but that’s it. but jokes are desirable, of course, even in concerts sometimes, well, i tell funny c
vinokur sings for idiots and fools, i tell him, well, then i i’m back already, i say, listen, well ,says: listen, but nothing, and lyova is standing next to him, announce him now, you hear, and he says, but nothing, i now i’m going to announce to lev , and leva listens and says, well , there’s no need to joke with me, i’m boxing... i was practicing, he says, i ’ll tell us, well, maybe i’ll announce it like this, it’s always dangerous for a russian and a jew gonorrhea, lev li...
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but all the holidays, vladimir vinokur did not let go of the cane, judging by the fact that his wifeskis, he said: everyone needs to put skis on everyone. lev leshchenko hopes that at his birthday, which he will celebrate in early february, his faithful friend vovchik and his wife tamara will be in shape. what can make you happy? well , some kind of device for measuring pressure. joke. efremov’s ex-wife also took care of herself, there was shimmering powder on her face, a manicure with bright orange polish on her hands, the actress dyed her hair blonde, ksenia kachalina picked up hair dye from the nearest trash heap, salon not far, i know where they don’t throw away the paint , and that is, you took the paint there, i don’t see any sin behind it either, well, they threw it away and threw it away , efremov’s ex-wife has a lot of plans, she ’s going to australia, there’s a lot there. agriculture, that is, there’s a lot of everything there, i kind of recognized it for myself, like kangaroos and kiwis. the actress assures that nothing is holding her back in russia, recently kachalina was
but all the holidays, vladimir vinokur did not let go of the cane, judging by the fact that his wifeskis, he said: everyone needs to put skis on everyone. lev leshchenko hopes that at his birthday, which he will celebrate in early february, his faithful friend vovchik and his wife tamara will be in shape. what can make you happy? well , some kind of device for measuring pressure. joke. efremov’s ex-wife also took care of herself, there was shimmering powder on her face, a manicure with bright...
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lev leshchenko and vladimir vinokur have been friends for more than 50 years, supporting each other bothon collision with a tree, vinokur received severe injuries. that, to be honest, you know, i was so emotional, i even burst into tears a little. thanks to the constant support and care of loved ones, the artist managed to get back on his feet. tonight we talk about friendship in our studio, real friends. let's take a look at the screen is another example of friendship. wing. where we have never met mark in our lives, but it’s on a tv bridge, and i’m coming here while there’s a traffic jam, yes, i counted 61 years, practically, if there hadn’t been this relaxation with pensions now, yes, our friendship would have passed. i don’t get tired of remembering, at one time, while we were still on our knees, we lived in krasnovidovo, in apartments opposite each other, yeah, we were always waiting for the feast to have all sorts of jokes, ninochka, which means, of blessed memory, she played when we sat down, do you remember, yes, i always asked, so what? who has less quad or or street, no, yes, y
lev leshchenko and vladimir vinokur have been friends for more than 50 years, supporting each other bothon collision with a tree, vinokur received severe injuries. that, to be honest, you know, i was so emotional, i even burst into tears a little. thanks to the constant support and care of loved ones, the artist managed to get back on his feet. tonight we talk about friendship in our studio, real friends. let's take a look at the screen is another example of friendship. wing. where we have...
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vladimir vinokur is responsible for the good mood today. service of channel one, let’s find out what events happened. in the country and the world by this hour. news broadcast on air. this is news from the first, maria vasilyeva studio. hello. the usa inflicted new ones this night attacks on yemen. western media write about this with reference to officials in the white house. in turn, yemen television reports that the capital, the city of sanaa, was attacked. the day before, the usa and great britain also hit it and attacked it. and other cities at the pentagon said they hit the 30th area. the raids on yemen are lawlessness, a violation of international law and another military aggression in a long list of raids from the west into the middle east. this is how russia’s permanent representative to the un security council, vasily nebendya, described washington’s attack and his allies. the focus of hostilities in the region is expanding, the civilian population is suffering, such statements were made at a security council meeting convened by ru
vladimir vinokur is responsible for the good mood today. service of channel one, let’s find out what events happened. in the country and the world by this hour. news broadcast on air. this is news from the first, maria vasilyeva studio. hello. the usa inflicted new ones this night attacks on yemen. western media write about this with reference to officials in the white house. in turn, yemen television reports that the capital, the city of sanaa, was attacked. the day before, the usa and great...
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, we had a guest, yes vladimir natalevich vinokur, people's artist of the rsfsr, my great friend, whichnnel, but if anyone didn’t have time, on the website of the first channel 1tv.ru. happy new year, friends, happy new year. hello, the program "time" is on air. in the studio ekaterina andreeva. the main event of the day. the day the savior comes into the world christmas is a holiday for millions. support at all levels, a meeting of the president with the families of the fallen heroes of the special operation and a special christmas service in the church at the residence of the head of state in novogrevo. massive shelling of donetsk on christmas night. ukrainian militants attacked all areas. hospital wishes for health from the patriarch, the head of the russian orthodox church arrived at the st. alexei hospital in moscow, where he is treating wounded participants in the special operation. delighted from meeting baikal, vladimir putin fulfilled the dream of a girl from yuzhno-sakhalinsk to see the deepest and cleanest lake in the world. wish tree promotion, a time of miracles for childre
, we had a guest, yes vladimir natalevich vinokur, people's artist of the rsfsr, my great friend, whichnnel, but if anyone didn’t have time, on the website of the first channel 1tv.ru. happy new year, friends, happy new year. hello, the program "time" is on air. in the studio ekaterina andreeva. the main event of the day. the day the savior comes into the world christmas is a holiday for millions. support at all levels, a meeting of the president with the families of the fallen...
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natanovich vinokur, glad to welcome you, uncle vov, i can call it that, yes, we finally met in this like to ask, uh, to what extent is the celebration and... the feeling of a holiday such as the new year, how much has it changed in the process, because you -they started celebrating new years earlier than i did, a little 40 years earlier, but that’s not the point, and you know, i ’ll tell you honestly, for me the new year for a long, long time was a super-family holiday, because the new year was mother’s birthday is from the 31st to the first, hers is january 1st, we always celebrated her day. birth, never, you know what an artist is, i didn’t work on new year’s day, my mother was no longer there, she left, so she still just didn’t live to see the steward, 96 left, mother, and i, according to tradition anyway, it’s new year, new year, i don’t work, i’m in the family, it so happens that i was taught from childhood that this is... a family holiday, especially now, i have a friend like this, fedya, he he turned 8 years old in december, so he and i always celebrate the new year together,
natanovich vinokur, glad to welcome you, uncle vov, i can call it that, yes, we finally met in this like to ask, uh, to what extent is the celebration and... the feeling of a holiday such as the new year, how much has it changed in the process, because you -they started celebrating new years earlier than i did, a little 40 years earlier, but that’s not the point, and you know, i ’ll tell you honestly, for me the new year for a long, long time was a super-family holiday, because the new year...
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natanovich vinokur, i’m glad to welcome you, uncle vov, i can do this.he 31st for the first time, it’s january 1st , we always celebrated her birthday, never, you know what an artist she is, i didn’t work on new year’s day, my mother passed away, she left, so she’s still a little bit ahead of the steward didn't make it. the new year missed a meal with his wife, he says , you know, the corporate party was a little late , he’s not crazy, he says it’s now the month of august , that’s why i’m in a hurry, i had an opportunity, i was born and raised in the city of kursk, so an artist like mark bernes came to us for the new year holidays , well, i can’t get tickets to the city nothing, but the neighbors used to be, well, like relatives, you know, the doors are open, everyone came in, and i’m sitting by the christmas tree, it’s after the new year, i’m sorting out the toys, i’m 14 years old, i’m a laureate of a regional competition and i... they sent vartek from . by the way, yuri gagarin presented you with a gold medal in artek. the winner. but here is a photogr
natanovich vinokur, i’m glad to welcome you, uncle vov, i can do this.he 31st for the first time, it’s january 1st , we always celebrated her birthday, never, you know what an artist she is, i didn’t work on new year’s day, my mother passed away, she left, so she’s still a little bit ahead of the steward didn't make it. the new year missed a meal with his wife, he says , you know, the corporate party was a little late , he’s not crazy, he says it’s now the month of august ,...
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vinokur, happy new year, happy new year, happy new year, they say correctly, happiness is when you areonfess your love to each other again, do it right now, with us on new year's light, brilliant polina gagarina, call me, call me. call me, call, call me, for god 's sake, stretch out through time, the voice of the elements and deep, the stars rise above moscow, maybe i forgot my pride, how i want to hear your voice, how i want to hear your voice, your long-awaited voice. call me, call, days pass without you, i don’t know what’s wrong with me, i beg you, call, call, i implore you, reach out from afar. let the heavenly thunder suddenly ring out over this starry abyss, let the heavenly thunder of a telephone call suddenly ring out, call me, call me, if i no longer mean anything in your destiny, i will forget about you, i can do it, i won’t cry. i want to endure this pain, i won’t stop breathing, i’ll still be happy, i’ll still be happy, even if without you, call me, call me. happy new year happy new year happy new year, this is the message of the week and i am dmitry kiselyov , look on sun
vinokur, happy new year, happy new year, happy new year, they say correctly, happiness is when you areonfess your love to each other again, do it right now, with us on new year's light, brilliant polina gagarina, call me, call me. call me, call, call me, for god 's sake, stretch out through time, the voice of the elements and deep, the stars rise above moscow, maybe i forgot my pride, how i want to hear your voice, how i want to hear your voice, your long-awaited voice. call me, call, days pass...