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never miss an episode. we are not the media mob. we will give the news they will never give you. we will tell you the truth. have a great weekend. we will see you especially when there are a whole bunch of other stocks they are looking at. it tomorrow ♪ ♪ >> jesse: hello, i'm jesse watters, along with juan williams, casey babbage, greg gutfeld, and gillian turner. this is "the five." ♪ ♪ new york governor andrew cuomo showing little remorse, taking little responsibility and saying "who cares?" the governor answering questions, got called out by his own state's democratic ag. the ag releasing a report, showing that new york underreported nursing home
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deaths by as much as 50%. this is a massive failure that caused 12,000 people their lives. cuomo is obviously sorry, right? not a chance. >> where this starts is, frankly, a political attack from prior federal administration hhs. everyone did the best they could. the state department of health followed federal guidelines. if you think there was a mistake, then go talk to the federal government. they say this became a political football, but who cares? 33/28 died in a hospital, died in a nursing home. they died! why covid? why did god do this? i don't know.
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>> jesse: the media is doing their best to protect and cover up for cuomo, by giving this scandal very little airtime. look at this chart. the major networks barely touched the story yesterday. not surprising. they sucked up to this guy, and told americans he handled the pandemic better than anybody. here is just small sample of the praise. >> even lifelong republicans are like "there is a leader." >> i heard you had a crush on her boyfriend, andrew cuomo. >> everyone does. >> i'm so turned on by him. i'm so turned on by the leadership. >> you exposed a lot of your own vulnerability. >> you have been commended for your clear and calm a leadership. >> we are grateful that across the country, there are responsible leaders who are stepping up. one of them provided clear direction and memorable power
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points, new york's governor andrew cuomo. >> jesse: greg, this medias got such a crush on the guy, and they find out he is a murderer. not a good look. >> greg: why was there so much grace? it was done not for cuomo. it was done for trump. this was a childish and emotional response based on their loathing of donald trump. it's like "donald trump, he's not a leader, but this guy is. we hate you, donald trump, but we love him." now that donald trump is gone, cuomo and other incompetents like him, they will still be covered by the media, but they can't be as bad as they used to be because there's nobody to compare them to. finally, cnn admits that the hype over his role in the pandemic, it was hype, but they don't say where it came from --
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cnn -- they think it miraculously appeared. they said it was less than stellar, which is like saying the hindenburg's final flight was less than stellar. it's hard to listen to cuomo because of the way he talks. it is as though you are stupid, and you've got to talk slow. i love how he says "look to the federal government, but i don't want to point fingers." who signed the order? you will. his callousness is so callous it has calluses. [laughter] >> jesse: good point. when the democrats don't have a foil, they look more like fools. juan, an analogy. what say bush during the iraq war moved the body count over from iraq over to saudi arabia to hide the death toll in the war zone.
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that's a pretty nasty thing to do. this is what cuomo did. he played around with the body count and shifted it to hide the blame for his deadly policy. >> juan: wow. i don't think that's right, but i agree that cuomo -- >> jesse: it's so right, juan, your head's gonna spin. [laughter] >> juan: let me spin around for a second, see if i can get it on wright's. [laughter] i will say, made tragic mistakes. jesse, unlike your analogy, there was never any question about total numbers. this was whether someone was sick in a nursing home, died there, or died in the hospital. i think it was an error, and it's very clear, and he is being scolded by. i don't know how the media is not holding him responsible.
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this is may be, to his credit, he was trying to deal with a difficult situation in new york, which was hit right at the start of this coronavirus crisis. he was dealing with a crisis, trying to make the best of it, at a time when there was no national leadership. greg set a minute ago, everyone wants to compare him to trump. cuomo looks good because people were comparing him to trump! trump was not on the game. trump was saying it's going to disappear magically. remember that? not to forget, drinking crazy things. he said it would be gone by easter. [indistinct]
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>> juan: there is no way to rewrite trump's failure. >> greg: all right. again -- >> jesse: juan, this is a deflection. it >> juan: you can speed up over that. the me a call book should come from trump. trump killed those people. >> jesse: trump is not there anymore. we're talking about andrew cuomo. >> katie: andrew cuomo is going to blame anybody, maybe he can give china a little bit of the blame, the chinese communist party, but he's blaming president trump. i don't know why cuomo thanked president trump, if he is the one that was the problem. this has been brought against a nursing home leaders and situations that have occurred throughout coronavirus. today, you have people like this republican congressman saying
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there are subpoenas of andrew cuomo, his staff members, lobbyists, who they were talking to, find out if there is any kind of criminal liability. andrew cuomo, given the series of facts here, his statements, his attitude about who cares where they died, i think people are going to want answers. when you have your own attorney general, a democrat, nailing you for cooking up the numbers or ignoring the numbers or reclassifying them -- they say this is not about a nursing home scandal, this is about corruption -- and one more thing. the white house will not comment on this. they were asked today. andrew cuomo was almost joe biden's attorney general. the idea that they are not commenting on this massive scandal and the media covering it up when covid has been the biggest story for them the last year, there is -- the criminal
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liability part is something to watch. >> jesse: we tried to be fair to cuomo. he got dealt a rough hand. juan said it was a mistake, and that was right. but, cuomo, he didn't admit it. he said "if you think it was a mistake, talk to the trump administration." he won't even admit he made a mistake, and that's why people are hammering him. >> my take away from the press conference was he went on defense, which is the only thing you can do. what i took from it today is that cuomo was trying to make the case that everything that has happened in new york is an act of god. he said the reason people in nursing homes are dying at faster rates than the rest of americans is because they are older and have -- and then he went on to say "this is a big tragedy" that's a way of throwing up your hands and saying "look, it was an act of god. we did the best we could."
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to answer the question about why the media fell so hard for the governor, they started covering his press conferences during the height of the pandemic, and completely stopped covering his actual policies, which is a blind spot with the media and politicians in this country. they start watching their mouths, what they are saying, and they stop watching what they are doing. if president trump says things that are outlandish, no one cares about your policies. they want to -- they were enamored by how authoritative he sounded, how compassionate, and the buck stopped there. >> jesse: it is in reverse. >> juan: i think it's incredible that, in fact,
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new york leads the world and covid deaths -- the united states leads the world on covid deaths. that's on drum, not cuomo. >> that's the real tragedy. >> greg: all the stuff is on trump. perfect analysis. how is that not incendiary language? that sounds extremist to me. all of this death is on trump! >> jesse: juan's not a fan of democracy. >> that's not nice. [laughter] >> jesse: i'm kidding. i have a line i want to use, and i don't believe it, but i'm going to say it because it's good. "the only time democrats believe in god is when they can blame him." [laughter] i don't believe the line, but i had to say it, because it's so good. coming up next, the games top cans continues after wall street titans crackdown on amateur traders. a political flash point in america. ♪ ♪
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♪ ♪ >> the game stop trading controversy a bigger story than the stock market. there is bipartisan backlash against trading apps like robinhood, after trading investors were blocked for making trades on stocks like gamestop. hedge funds losing billions after shorting those, they were trying to profit if prices fall. rush limbaugh says it looks like our political landscape. >> it's not just political now. the elites are bent out of shape that a bunch of average,
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ordinary users have figured out how to make themselves billionaires. whatever you think is going on in politics, the washington establishment, the deep state, what have you, it's the same in finance. there are those of you allowed to make a lot of money, and those of you who aren't. >> dave portnoy wants people to go to prison. >> the name of the company is robinhood, supposed to steal from the rich and give to the poor. they did the opposite. we found out they are selling information to the hedge funds! these guys are the biggest frauds of all time. it's criminal. they belong in jail. it wasn't to protect their clients. get out of here. how stupid do they think we are questioning >> jesse, i know you've done a lot of research, and you were going to provide us wisdom about what happened, and what is going to happen next.
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>> jesse: you assume i've done a lot of research. [laughter] it's kind of simple. >> katie: just pretend. >> jesse: it would be like lebron james getting blown out by the worst team in the nba, and the nba stops a game and to let lebron shoot free throws until he is ahead. you can't do that. they basically rigged the stock market in broad daylight. where is joe biden? the sky was scranton. he's running against park avenue. perhaps he just cheated of everybody, and what is he doing, whistling dixie? he's writing about what we can say, call? he's fooling around on marine one? where is the sec commissioner? i would find out who these headphones were told the guy to church of the they'll out hedge funds because the winning
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it is a securities fraud. they are so arrogant about it, they did it so everyone could see. joe was going to do anything about it, so they don't care. juliana, way out about this numerous times. his questions about whether the treasury secretary should be recusing herself. do they have an obligation to comment on this given her situation? >> definitely. they think they could get one day may become a two in the past. but -- >> gillian: boat, they are going to have to come up with talking points quickly. this is no longer wall street versus main street. this is wall street and big tech against main street. what happened yesterday was incredible. big tech inserted themselves into this situation and sided
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with the hedge funders. read it and shut down the chat rooms that were hosting the thousands, or millions, of investors that were making this play. that is big tech coming in and changing the rules in the middle of the game, moving the goalpost in real time. these forces crushing the economic prospects of the vast majority of americans are becoming overpowering. right, you know who is signing with the hedge funds, is senator elizabeth warren. she wants to make sure that the gamestop folks -- >> greg: she wants to see if laws were broken by these outside investors. this is a great story. you can see the movie being planned. you've got seth rogen playing the reddit dude, you got will
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arnett playing the greedy hedge fund or, you have glenn close as janet yellen, meryl streep is elon musk. it's gonna be a great story if it turns out to be true. right now, there are nine investors that made $60 billion off of this. some are fidelity and black rock, so it's not just the little guy that's involved. there's a little murkiness going on. it's a great story for two reasons. it reminds everybody how screwy this idea of shortselling is, that you can sell something that you didn't buy seems immoral. as tucker said last night, it goes at a realignment and the way we look at things. we are shuffling the deck left and right so you have people like liz warren defending wall street, and then righties
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like jesse watters saying embrace the attack on these greedy hedge funders. it's interesting to see jesse watters and greg greenwald agreeing with each other, and liz warren and some hedge fund or in the same bed -- metaphorically. [laughter] i like that is a story. ted cruz and aoc -- gutenberg would play you, jesse. >> jesse: thank you. [laughter] >> they can agree. can you agree with jesse today? >> juan: if this is a rare moment where i agree with ted cruz. i'm a capitalist. i think that, you know what? the big boys are playing the game, and they got beat at their game. anytime it's david versus goliath, you know i am a david guy. i like the underdog.
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what matters is, as an investor, that wall street just had its worst week this week since october. it was a bad week for wall street. there lots of ups and downs and tricks. we don't know exactly how the hedge funds played, and some of them may have made out. in addition, you think about that robin hood thing. they are saying that they didn't have the money. it wasn't the hedge funds were telling them to shut down, it's that they didn't want to come up empty-handed. i don't know what's true. to the did the sec get involved? i don't know. it's interesting about elizabeth warren. after the 'oh eight recession, it was barack obama and elizabeth warren, consumer protection board, who tried to put in place regulation to stop some of this excess, turmoil that just hurts us as ordinary
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investors. this week was not good for the ordinary american investor. >> greg: hedge funders don't create anything. nobody fills a bucket. when they get up in the morning, they do a job. hedge funders leech off everybody else's work. i don't understand this business. >> the sec announced they would investigate. >> subpoenas and hearings on the way. up next, president joe biden dropping a climate agenda, getting a seal of approval from one of the most radical numbers of congress. why aoc this is just like the green new deal. ♪ ♪ ♪♪
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♪ ♪ >> juan: representative alexandria ocasio-cortez's fired up about president joe biden's climate agenda. after comparing it to the green new deal, she's now saying this. >> and feeling encouraged. i think that the significance of president biden's executive orders communicates a lot. it communicates that he meant what he said on the campaign trail, that he would make climate change on a central priority, and that he considers it not just a national security threat, but the global matter it is. it signifies a good faith, openness, and relationship to those that you would mentioned.
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>> juan: senator bernie sanders is on board as well. he thinks biden's climate executive orders are "very good news." katie, i'm wondering just from a political standpoint, if it isn't good news for biden to have aoc, bernie on board, as he begins negotiations. not only with republicans, but senate centrist democrats. isn't that a good starting point for the incoming president? >> katie: it's good for him, in the sense the far left are happy with him, not making a lot of noise. when it comes to this climate change policy, which kills american union jobs, people like joe manchin and west virginia would have questions and problems with the climate change agenda. it's interesting joe biden ran as a moderate, and aoc is now praising this plan as something that biden supports, when
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joe biden continuously said that he doesn't support the green new deal, although he does support some climate change legislation or executive orders. now we know his vice president kamala harris, who agrees, is getting what they want when it comes to this overwhelming takeover of the federal government in terms of climate change, going after every aspect of american life, and you can justify it by saying that it's environmentally friendly. >> juan: let's talk about jobs. i was looking at numbers. bank of america's outlook 5% growth in 2021, goldman sachs says unemployment will drop in 2021. others are saying they may have full unemployment in this country by 2021 with the climate change and a stimulus package. how do you understand it? >> greg: i don't.
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[laughter] i don't buy it. america was sold a bill of goods. biden was supposed to be this benign, middle-of-the-road creature, but we knew and we talked about this on a "the five," that he is an empty vessel for the left. that's why they didn't mind him being nominated, and why bernie was okay with it. remember we were talking about the coming civil war inside the democratic party? it's over. basically, joe biden is wile e. coyote after bugs bunny meets him with this team really. he's flat. he's not even trying to stand up for the average americans, because he can't; he doesn't have the energy, he's feeble, and he's tired. he's perfect for the hard left. he is not in control of this. he doesn't even know what these executive orders are. let's be serious. it's sad, actually sad. >> juan: the other big news i mentioned yesterday is gm.
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they say they are not going to make anymore gas cars by 2035. isn't this another signal that "i think things are changing," and you've got to get in on the cutting-edge of innovation here, and that's what biden is doing? >> jesse: i don't believe it. all companies say that. they are looking for handouts from the feds. juan, joe just joined the squad. [laughs] this guy, there is no daylight between this guy and aoc, or should i say job killing joe. remember what they did to amazon in new york city? cost us all those jobs? joe just cost us about 11,000 with the keystone. aoc is like "that's the kind we are looking for. come join us in the squad while we destroy union jobs." 5,000 jobs building a border wall, goodbye.
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a couple hundred thousand people lost their shirts in that trade against those hedge funds. biden just walked away into marine one and said "see you later." he doesn't care, juan. he is injecting vaccines into k sm gitmo, while my parents can't get stuck in the arm. what are we doing here, juan? [laughter] >> juan: i'm telling you, it's a puzzle. i am taken by the fact that janet yellen was in the white house today meeting with president biden. their message was "the big risk is not doing enough -- the big risk is doing too little, not doing enough." what did you take away from that? >> gillian: is the 2008 housing collapse playbook. hope it works.
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aoc is think she is encouraged by the executive orders, because biden is fulfilling campaign and commitments. keep in mind that joe biden was written off by progressives during the primaries. they said he's too old, white, embedded in the establishment to make the progressive change we want to see. two weeks in, if you look at the 40 executive actions he's taken, progressives are happy with it. that's what greg was talking about when you see bernie sanders, elizabeth warren, aoc lining up behind these policy proposals. his record so far is fairly liberal, by all accounts. >> juan: coming up, more outrage over schools stay enclosed. and, white house press secretary suggesting republicans could be to blame it. next on a "the five." ♪ ♪
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mustang truly did save my life. ♪ ♪ >> gillian: white house press secretary today appearing to put the blame on republicans for public schools not being open yet. they made the comment while trying to pressure the g.o.p. into supporting president biden's stimulus package for covid. >> the pieces in this covid package of things democrats and republicans across the country support. 70% of the public supports them. our republicans against reopening schools, getting unemployment insurance checks to the american people? are they against getting vaccines in the arms of americans? >> gillian: first railing boiling over for parents whose
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kids can't return to classrooms. the virginia dad who went viral for interrupting a school board meeting, telling people why he did it. >> we've gone for months to these school board meetings. as parents, our voice wasn't being heard. when i got up there, my blood started boiling. as i begin speaking, i said "i want them to hear me, look up and pay attention. i think we got some acknowledgment from that." >> gillian: one of the policies biden put into place is open in kindergarten through eighth grade schools across the country in the first 100 days of office, but his critics are saying "following a year in which these democrat led unions lobbied washington and the states so hard to keep schools closed seems hypocritical." >> jesse: i think unions are going to steal covid relief. here's why. when my daughters say "can i have money for a snack at the
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snack bar?" i ask how much they need. if they say "i need $150,000," i would say -- [laughter] candy costs $5! they are asking for a quarter of a trillion dollars. a quarter of a trillion dollars to get schools open. i priced it out, i'm looking at for thermometers, masks, plastic dividers, even an upgrade to the air filtration. i priced it out. chicago school district, 600 schools there. $24 million. $24 million. you put, i don't know, the next 19 biggest school districts in the united states, that only adds up to $1 billion. they are asking for $250 billion. where's that money going? where is the money going? it doesn't take that much money to do this! >> gillian: juan, is this all republican's fault? >> juan: i didn't think jen
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psaki said it was republicans fault. i think she is saying when you look at the whole package, which includes money for opening schools, she wants to know what part of that republicans don't back. as you can see, everybody wants schools open, including president biden. that one viral video, i don't think that tells you the scope of parents concerns. if parents want schools open, but they want their kids safe. there's nothing more of value than our children. people want to know kids are safe. right now, i think you are school districts open. sometimes it's one week on, one week off, limited numbers and classrooms. you have to have more classrooms and pay for those teachers. this is more complex than just making it into a political punching bag. >> gillian: at the chicago teachers union is mad. they want vaccines before chicago schools open back up. the top school district's or miami, houston, all open without
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shots. should chicago get an exemption? >> greg: we want our kids to be safe. if the data is telling you they are safer at school, there's your answer. all you need to do is make proper adjustments, and stress he was saying, and it's safer than not having them in school, where they are doing whatever they want, hanging out with each other. i remember when i was a teen, we didn't social distanc at all. [laughter] the covid package was deliberately delayed so trump would lose. people suffered. people died. they've got blood on their hands, so they can't come here. jen psaki sounded a lot like donald trump, who is the first and loudest component for schools reopening, which was based on data. when he doubled down, he was accused of putting teachers and children at risk.
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the media consistently would do that with any kind of act meant to help the economy or help people get back to work, or from going crazy and overdosing in our isolation. any time you brought that up, he would be pretrade as somebody who would let people die, who didn't believe in safety first. they have inherited the problem. they are no longer -- the dems and of the left are no longer on the outside, where they can a gok and make fun of people. now they've got the responsibility, and they are discovering new ones. "this is very difficult." it was under trump, and you didn't mind calling him a mass murderer. >> gillian: katie, saved the best for last. what do you got? >> katie: this is extortion by the teachers unions. there china they are trying to get more taxpayer money , they are trying to get more taxpayer money even though they've got a lot from text.
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they aren't even open. it's extortion. >> gillian: coming up next, we got "fan mail friday." ♪ ♪
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♪ ♪ >> greg: it is "fan mail friday." the first one from instagram. "what was your last bad decision?" gillian, was it to come on "the five"? [laughter] >> gillian: this is gross, but i'm obsessed with soup from a plastic container. i ate the whole thing and felt sick for the rest of saturday. that's disgusting but true. >> greg: not my favorite soup. >> gillian: it was like a gallon of soup. it's so good. >> greg: even since the exorcist, i can't have it. juan, your last bad decision? i know there are many. >> juan: i went indoors to a
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restaurant and got sick. i got covid. >> katie: that is a bad decision. >> greg: how do you know it was the restaurant? i can't the restaurant. >> juan: that's the biggest risk i took. that's all i can say. >> greg: katie, your last bad decision? >> katie: i don't make any bad decisions, like jesse, so i can't answer this. >> greg: you have to. [laughter] you have to answer the question. >> gillian: not fair. >> katie: the last bad decision i made was probably ordering too many close on the internet during covid. >> greg: i'm sure whatever decision you had, jesse, her someone badly. >> jesse: i hurt myself. once in a while, you want a cigarette really bad when you've had too much to drink. i had one. the first drag is great, but
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then after that, not so good. >> greg: i had a similar experience. since my wife is away, i can talk about this. i've been experiencing -- legally -- with edibles. >> oh, greg. [laughter] >> greg: they are not concentrated evenly. you take a little bit, nothing happens, then a little bit an hour later, nothing happens, then more, and four hours later, you think you were going to die. one of my eyes was going this way, and one of my eyes was going that way. i was trying to deal with insomnia. >> jesse: are we on the redeye right now? [laughter] >> you should just get on facebook live. >> greg: i will never do edibles again unless it's in california and they are a specific brand. there's got to be more regulation. "one more thing" is up next. ♪ ♪
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♪ ♪ >> greg: time now for your "one more thing," take us away. >> america lost and iconic actress last night. essentially tyson died at 96. her composed passionate presence made her a start of the movies, and television. the auto biography of miss jane pittman. tyson won two emmy's for that show pretraining 110-year-old former telling her life story. she also won a oscar nomination for her role in the movie sounder. nobody gets it an award for not taking a role, but tyson earned a lot of respect for refusing to act in black's playstation movies which play to negative stereotypes. she also was all over the celebrity press as the wife of
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the famous trumpeter miles davis. rest in peace cicely tyson, you will be remembered. >> greg: tomorrow night, the greg gutfeld shot dominic show, joe devito, great comedian, that's tomorrow at 10:00 p.m. and now were going to do something really fun. ♪ ♪ you don't know how this works, i'm going to have three videos, you're going to vote which ones best bear to check out this cat climbing up the ball, that's pretty impressive. he knows what time it is. let's go to the second video. here we go, this is interesting. there you go, a little bit -- a lot of cats involved in that one. all right, and let's go to the third one. this is a cat beating on a banana. the banana is -- by the way, you shouldn't do
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this until you're married. one, what's your cat video? >> i think that second one, although i'm sorry to see the crash. >> greg: all right, jesse? >> jesse: beating on the banana. >> jesse: to >> katie: birdwatching! >> greg: that's why you're a reporter. asking the right questions. that is tough to follow. producers keep sending me really lowbrow slapstick videos. apparently, that's my thing. america, here you go. let's watch. they kept a guide trying to take a golf swing and -- it doesn't work out. i mean it's funny, it's funny. it's so stupid it's funny. speaking of so stupid it's
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funny, that's not what i wanted. i wanted a waltz on there. anyway, i guess that was vetoed. at 15 seconds, katie, can you do it? ♪ ♪ me and my gang ♪ we live to ride ♪ we ride to live ♪ me and my gang ♪ ♪ pete: we are not easing into this show that will wake you up. straight to us on camera. hello, my name is pete hegseth. that is jedediah bila and that is will cain. we are really glad you are here on thissian 30th, year of our lord 2021. guys, if we were predicting this week. i are might have been able to predict that we are going to talk about executive action because joe biden has done a ton of them. going to

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