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>> raymond: is that why they changed the dress code? >> laura: maybe it was not about betterment so -- >> raymond: the keys. the keys for everyone. people -- >> laura: i remember those were big. junior high, the kids who do not have the money. we had to have the dickies. everyone else had a cool pants. >> raymond: we better go. >> jesse: have a good week rest of your week, we can take that as it for us. set your dvr so you always stay connected with us. make sure to follow me on social media. i still call it a twitter but i guess it is expected and also instagram. thanks for watching. it is america now and forever. jesse watters takes it from h here. roll tide. >> jesse: welcome to "jesse
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watters primetime." tonight -- >> i have the exact evidence of you doing it. >> jesse: the washington post, busted! dee ford norey is here. >> what do you say we go celebrate? my treat. >> jesse: a hooker convention at the united states. >> the child is allowed to take a dollar bill, walk up to drag queen and put a dollar in the pants. >> what is the issue? >> jesse: he is worse than we thought. plus, the italians. >> forget about it. ♪ ♪ >> jesse: fox news alert. i suffered a catastrophic injury. well, on the television bus business, it is considered catastrophic. i got makeup in my eye.
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could be going blind. we don't know. but out of an abundance of caution, i'm not wearing contact lenses. i'm obviously not at 100% tonight. i'm pretty much day-to-day. so please pray. now, traditionally, a news paper reporters were held to the highest standards of journalism. you wake up in the morning, snatched the washington post off the driveway, and settle into your breakfast nook with a cup of coffee. if you read an article in the washington post, you assumed it was to. justice to. >> the principles of print journalism, it is good journalism. it is honesty, fairness, truth, and totality of the story, telling both sides of the controversial story. all of those things should be practiced in every story that is carried on the air. >> jesse: newsrooms used to be filled with scrappy middle-class guys chasing schools with a pen and paper.
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today's news groups, are staffed with social climbers. the culture has been captured by academic snobs and american intelligence. reporters are just infantry for an ideology. they which corporate terrorism against their enemies. seeking to a whoever editor tells it. just this weekend, cbs news pressured apple ceo tim cook to pull advertising from twitter. >> should apple continue to advertise on twitter? >> it is something that we ask ourselves. charlie my view is twitter is an important property. i like the concept that it is the "for this course. and there is a town square. there's also some things that i don't like. >> there's this course and then there's anti-semitism. >> it is -- just point blank, there's no place for it. >> is this something you are constantly evaluating?
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>> it is something we constantly ask ourselves. >> jesse: persuasion is dead. we agree to disagree. is that. today, if you disagree with the wrong people, you are to be destroyed. first punch is your character. the second branch, you are back. and when you are in the crosshairs -- crosshairs of a journalism assassination attempt, it is terrifying. the president of barstool sports, not his first rodeo. he has been attacked for decades. he never thought he would be attacked for helping mom-and-pop pizza places survive the pandemic. he has been doing pizza reviews all over the country and raising $50 million for small business. it is free publicity. >> it was a settling line of pictures over there. new jersey, a place in two last week has to get. look at that. the tomato is really out right there. >> i was getting nervous because they were taking so many pictures. it is like the pizza is cooking in the box and we all know what is the number one enemy of a
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pizza? spending too much time in this box. this thing is not even thinking of flopping. one bite and here we go. very firm. very good. this has bite. it has pop. it has. has pizzazz. >> jesse: then dave had an idea. the one by pizza fast. and coney island, he is bringing together over 35 pizza joins from around the nation, to showcase their best pies. sponsors and advertisers helped produce the event. but the washington post could not tolerate a pizza party for charity. food reporter emily heal whose latest articles include the pumpkin spice latte just turned 20, this is how we got here and chick-fil-a's pimento cheese chicken sandwich is a detour with taking decided i'm going to say hand grenade into a pizza party. screw small business. food reporter emily e-mailed all of dave's sponsors. here's one of her aim is. "we are planning to write about the festival and how some of the sponsors have drawn criticism by some to associate themselves
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with dave portnoy who has a history of misogynistic comments and other problematic behavior." when dave found out that he did what she did not do. he called her. >> we have this pizza fast happening on saturday and you're reaching out to the advertisers and you're basically sending sending an e-mail that says to the effect, dave is a message and it raises. >> i have not said anything like that. >> well, i can read, if you want, if you want, i can read what you actually sent. i have it. we are planning to write about the festival and how some of the sponsors and participants have drawn criticism by singing -- seeming to associate themselves with dave portnoy who has a history of -- >> is the one when i to play. i really didn't want them to respond and i was hoping to get something from them. >> said i did not know she did not do it. i have the evidence of you doing
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it. >> ness and in the do that. it was the one that was the mos- >> jesse: so immediately dave knows he is dealing with a liar, a liar with an agenda which is funny because she is a food critic. usually she writes about how food tastes. but this has nothing to do with pizza. she is cold calling sponsors. telling them dave is the devil. and they should pull out of pizza fast. why -- >> why would you include that in the e-mail to the sponsors? >> i was hoping for a dialogue with them. you know, sometimes we have to say something like you, this is like, you know, it is sort of a reporting, tactic, when you want someone to respond, you have to indicate that there might be something negative and that you can get them to engage. that is all i wanted them to do. >> that is a sad state of journalism if that is the tactic. from it so emily got caught and then claimed line was a reporting tactic. that is like a reporter e-mailing a business saying, hey, your store is on fire. call me back. why a reporter is inciting and
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boycotts. no one else cares who is sponsoring the pizza party. so what is the washington post? and why does the washington post want to damage to the hard-working pizza people? because they hate dave portnoy that much? if this is all about dave portnoy, why don't they just talked to dave portnoy? >> when were you going to reach out? >> we were plane to do it tomorrow morning. >> you are going to write the article and then give me, like i had a bunch. people write a full article and then give me the points after. >> we are doing a bunch of reporting and we wanted to make sure that when we finally did talk to you, we, present what, you know, or talk about it is more fully based on -- >> like what? it sounds like you have your opinion made to meets based on that e-mail in a sense of someone who is going to hit me in the last second, comment on all this negative stuff. >> this is standard journalism stuff. >> unfortunately, yes. >> jesse: dave, you are able. we are going to print in five minutes. any comment?
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that is journalism today. every journalism writing is the same extent, just checking a box and then they can call the assassination journalism. >> can we set up a time to talk tomorrow? would that be okay? i want to talk to you but i really do. i really -- just want to make sure i have all the questions ready to talk about. can be set up a time? >> i want to see the article before you do it. >> it is not really -- we can't do that. >> why can't you do that? because all i do when -- is i validate all the stuff you are about to make up against me." the washington post," which is a widely left leaning publication, you have things you have said, you hate trump. you hate elon. not that i'm those people. to think you're going to give me a fair shake. i was not born yesterday. >> jesse: why wasn't emily ready to talk to dave if the story was set to publish? she did not have questions ready. it is because she was never planning on talking to dave.
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reporters don't want to talk to targets. when they could just don't strike them without a motion. looking someone in the eye when you stick the knife in makes you feel dirty. you have to shower afterwards. and guess what. emily canceled the morning interview. but because they reported the exchange and has powerful platform, the world can see the truth. dave portnoy joins me now. so dave, i'm sorry about that situation. thoughts and prayers. i'm just doing the best i can with the classes today. why do you think the washington post hates you so much? >> you know, the only thing i come up with is in this era, ever since trump came on the scene, acrylic people's brains just got broken. the washington post is a widely left-leaning organization like the new york times. like business insider. it is the same group. is like unfortunately, i know whether i'm going to be talked about positively or negatively just by the name of the
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organization that i'm about to read. if it is fox, i know it is probably going to be good. if i know it is, you know, washington post, it is it is going to be bad and that is a sad state of both aisles to be honest. you kind of can predict what is going to happen before it happens. >> jesse: so because, what are you associated with trump, you interviewed a truck, they think you are a trump guy and they want to take you down? >> yeah, i think they viewed me, there's a couple things. the connection to trump, there is a general the ball sooner sports for sure has a vibe of conflict, broke culture, fre freddie, white privilege mail. we spent everybody. but that is i guess what popped into people's mind and those people are hated by the washington post, the new york times, and we are seeing in front of as a symbol of that. so that entitled person right now is somebody who is despised
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by the left. and we are a forefront blaring me personally signal for that for the people who hate that culture. >> jesse: you are right. it has gone to a crazy new level where they don't just want to disagree with you or resent you because you are a bro. they want to enjoy your entire interview, the people you are giving money to a charity to. they want all your employees fired. what brought that from here to here. >> you know, i journalism has become activism, really. they are not looking for the truth. the ironic thing and you alluded to it for this pizza festival, like, the very people who are now trying to threaten these pizzerias and be like, you are going to write he piece and associated you with this bad person, they are all fighting to shut these people down two years ago. they did matt martin opoku. i'm the one who is fighting to keep them open, to raise money to keep small business and then they turn around to these very
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people that we are trying to help save and say, you should not do business with them. it really, they have become activists. there's not an ounce of journalism. i watched the walter cronkite piece that you played in the beginning of the segment. there's no interest in telling both sides of the story. forever. i have been the subject of so many hit pieces. and i have started so many times cordially, let me tell my side of the story. your facts are off. if anybody with an open mind who has not made their judgment, who listens to about size is going to be, you know what? this guy is not who we are portraying him to be. no one has ever -- that is the only time that phone call that i had to records, that is the only time i have ever talked to who has written a he peace about me. it is crazy but that is the state of journalism. you know, i grew up in an era with my dad, if i was not in media, i do know that i would know any differently. "the new york times" is garbage. "the washington post" is garbage.
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they have no interest in the truth, none. travon walker you know, because you were successful without them, so that drives them crazy. have you ever spoken to someone that has written a hit piece about you? that was the first time? >> raymond: that is the first time i have, like i said, i have an exchange, the new york times spent a year writing a hit piece on me. and we still was the author's name. i reach out to her probably 10 to 15 times begging for a sit down. i knew she was going through my instagram profile, contacting every acquaintance, people i knew, did not know. i said, i will tell you anything you want to know. i am an open book. >> jesse: open book. that is the problem. you have steel and that you have the heel. is the healer invited the pizza fest? because she is a foodie. trance. >> yeah, listen, here's the problem. they don't want to meet me because i'm not a coach as
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despicable and horrible. you don't want to see the people you are writing. that is why the dunk, by the way. by the way. and then they can plead ignorant. if you interviewed me, and you start getting facts, you may not be able to put pen to paper because you know you are being a jerk and dishonest. they like to themselves. yet, she is invited. what do i care? she can come. robert it is not only that they might learn facts. they might actually like you, dave. and that is what they are afraid of. they don't want to like you. they don't want to know you. they just want to hate you from a thousand yards in the sky and then go onto the next target. all right, we'll tell us about it, if people want to go to the event in coney island, how do they do that? >> , so there's a couple ticks. [we are trying to avoid t the tropical storm. but the pizza in the country. it is. we are getting hammered. it is going to be 35 pieces. the best. you name it. we have the best. broken square pizza. 200 bucks. all you can it. it sounds expensive. it is not. sallys, paraphrase, if you are
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pizza, you have to be there. and maybe who knows? emily heel-toe maybe have a slice of pizza. she can confess her sense to me. >> jesse: all right, she will do a review. thanks so much. >> thank you. >> jesse: every year, hordes of people to sign on the one city to a party. we are not talking about mardi gras or the super bowl or even new year's. i'm talking about the u.n. general assembly. every year since world war ii, over 100 presidents, prime ministers, dictators take their entourages and take over manhattan. creating nothing but traffic, endless meetings, and casual sex, paid for by the american taxpayer and what happens when all of these men are away from home and other countries with an expense account? will, the new york post called it a hooker convention. escorts pointed to the city from vegas, miami, even europe. it is supply and demand. a former madam told prime time this is the sex industry's busy season. business is up 25% during the
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you in general assembly. getting the american intelligence agencies would catch these guys in the act and use it to twist arms. but know. they only spy on fox reporters' parents and donald trump. the stands is a former new york city police officer and he joins me now. is a hooker convention. >> it means the world's oldest profession is authorized although no one knows about it by the u.n. so -- >> jesse: so that u.n. sanctions it and the nypd probably sanctions it. they don't want any trouble. these guys have diplomatic immunity. so how does it all break down? you have obviously -- you obviously know two much. >> well, i will tell you what. 30 years ago, wild bill wild bill wood's bodyguard bill working for many of these dignitaries and you would see the caste system. in or, the investors, they have an advance crew and he would see the security come to. they would check out the rooms and they would make sure. they would be somebody in the room and everyone conveniently
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looked the other way and then as you go down, you know, the chief of staff, he would not get first pick. he would get someone that would be dancing and then from conflict, the cleaning person, they would be down at the bar or on the corner. it is no different than any bedlam convention that you would see except it is international. >> jesse: what kind of money are we talking about here? >> my understanding is and how do i know this? because now, when they go to a room and they get knocked out, they get roofies and they wake up without that presidential rolex, they are not going to cops. they come to me. to try to find out with a person is when they get extorted. to come to me and the numbers are astounding. so. so, you look at these high end, you are taking anywhere from 10 to 15,000 cash a night. and those are, like, former mis. it would be amazed. and they are seen in public because no one knows that they
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are on the clock. from what i don't like about it is we are finding the hooker convention. the american taxpayer pays for everything at the u.n. and so they come in here, take advantage of our money, our large gas bill and they don't get in trouble because the cia does not even spy on them. they spy on the republicans. they don't spy on all these diplomats doing something during that they could used to twist arms. >> well, when they bring in their own security, many times, those guys are having fun, too. >> jesse: i think you guys are modified to put a little camera in there. may be a little listening de device. zimbabwe, you know, you know, i think you need to vote differently next time at the u.n. general assembly and i think here is why. all right, bill. thank you. >> 10 for patrolman primetime hits absolutely. >> joe biden is italian. he is no prize on to me. ♪ ♪ you know that feeling of having to rewash dishes that didn't get clean? i don't. cascade platinum plus... with double the dawn grease fighting power and double the scrubbing power. for a no rewash clean... and a cabinet ready shine.
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♪ ♪ >> jesse: new york is so overrun with illegals that the governor here is starting to sound like stephen miller. >> they are coming from all over. but we have to let the word out. that when you come to new york, they are not going to have more hotel rooms. we don't have capacity. so we have to also message properly that we are at our limit. if you're going to leave your country, go somewhere else. >> jesse: in today border patrol sent 10,000 migrants across here. in one day. is this the goal? >> so what you call it? here at the white house, when 10,000 people in the group -- illegally cross the border in a single day? >> what do you call it what you put forward -- no, no, no, no. and answering -- okay -- [overlapping speakers] >> no, no, no, we are moving on. [overlapping speakers] >> no, no.
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i tried to answer. peter, i tried to answer the question. you stop me. lets go. >> jesse: now she won't talk about the border, the barbary, or the blow because the white house does not want to say why they want latin america to colonize north america. biden said, just watch me. and i am. i'm watching him give half a million venus williams temporary amnesty. no deportations and they get work permits and social security numbers and that gets the driver's licenses and in pennsylvania, you get a drivers license, they mail you a ballot. in new york, you have a social security number, you can register to vote. vote. that is the point. charlie hurt, fox news contributor and he joins me now. i don't see how she could struggle any longer with questions as precise as that. were, would do we go from here? >> well, of course, she does have because she did not want to answer the question. she sounds like the most annoying worst substitute teacher in the world by -- like
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breaking bad on doocy because asking the only question that matters. but you are exactly] all of this is intentional. all of it is designed to grant these illegals instant amnesty and to give them voting rights but once you give them were permit, once you give them an ability to pay taxes, social security number, anything like that, you will -- they are here for good. you will never remove them and what we are seeing is kathy hochul talked about it. no more hotel rooms were the reason there are no more hotel rooms is because thousands have been put up in hotels all over new york city, all over the state of new york, all over the country. meanwhile, of course, we have, you know, veterans sleeping on sidewalks in cities. but that is a whole 'nother issue. but of course, the longer-term problem here is the problem for the rest of america. i don't think it is a problem for the the biden administration. is that by doing this, the biden administration is putting up a giant neon welcome signed to invite hordes and hordes of more people into the country
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illegally so that they can give them were permits and get them the ability to vote. >> jesse: yeah, okay, so everyone from latin america, come on in. we're going to we're going to give you were permits, social security numbers, free healthcare, free food, free hotel rooms. don't count. but don't come. does that make any sense, charlie? they are saying one thing and then they are doing the next. >> yeah. if you are wondering whether that is going to work, just look at what is happening right now. and of course, as you know, it is not just people from latin america. at this point, the speak it is so wide open that you've got people coming from all over the world and none of them are vetted. many of them are from countries. even if we -- if the biden administration was remotely confident and wanted to invent some of these people, they were not even be able to put them if they would because we don't even have relations with some of these terrorist countries. but that is where these people are coming from. they are doing it intentionally. the biden administration is
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accepting them intentionally. because they think it is going to help them in the next election. >> jesse: it is not only that. i think they are trying to boost the birth rate. i think they are trying to drive down wages for biden's donors. they are trying to return texas blue. they are trying to do exactly the opposite of what donald trump did. so this is by design. >> and every bit of that design is designed to help the donor class and hurt average americans. and this is why donald trump won in 2016, and this is why this is a tremendous opportunity for republicans now to pinpoint the many, many democrats, many voters who normally vote democrat, who don't want this stuff going on. they don't want this in their country. and they are right for those reps for the picking if republicans make the case to make the argument and put forward real policy to put and go into this once and for all patrolmen or republicans might
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just actually shut down the government and that is all we talk about. so it is their choice. they can figure it out. charlie, thanks, as always. >> exactly. if there's a park to screw up, or republicans -- travel exactly, we will see what happens. thanks again. marcus simmons finally figured out what is wrong with american society. >> we are losing our democracy! ♪ ♪ wake up! wake up! ♪ ♪ [it's the final game, folks. this one wins the series.]
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♪ ♪ >> jesse: every generation has its brand. post-world war i, society was shellshocked. disillusioned. the great depression, world war ii, the greatest generation. also mass anxiety, grit and detachment. and then the baby boomers. narcissism. today, chris rufo from the manhattan institute says this generation is completely twisted. even dangerous. robocalls it the cluster b society. >> today, we are witnessing the emergence of something new. what might be called a cluster b society like the culture of narcissism, or our own digital age has a distinct psychological profile heavily influenced by the power of social media. the cameras are always on. an audience is always watching. and narcissism has transformed into hysteria. world theatrics, emotional
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volatility, self-indulgence, outbursts of violence. but in our emerging cluster b society, the narcissist, the borderline, the hysteric, and the antisocial psychological types have been elevated into positions of power and celebrated by our institutions. the new status quo is an emerging leadership class that ruled through emotional blackmail. >> jesse: that sounds familiar. everyone believes they are the main character. the victim, the hero, center stage and the crazier you are, the more society is -- society. 's light shines brighter. the more emotionally damaged and demanding you are, the more you are bored with attention and power. >> we need, and a people! trans people belong here! >> hello, kids. how are you doing? [cheers and applause] >> jesse: chris rufo, senior fellow at the manhattan institute and producer of the
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short film welcome to the cluster b society, joins me now. all right, so tell me how is everybody is watching you with the phone and the social media, how does that turn someone from a narcissist into a hysterical emotional blackmailer? >> i think it is a social strategy that unfortunately in today's society works and what we are really witnessing is a collapse of all kinds of traditional authority that provided bounds, that provided limits, that guided people towards virtuous behavior. now we have a society that is characterized by its social media, by narcissistic displays. by identity of those obsessions, by pharmacological interventions, record number of people are on pharmacological interventions in their lives. and negative behavior is rewarded. answer the people who are the most in mostly outburst, the people who have the largest personalities in this way are rewarded with authority.
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they just collapsed in front of their feet and gives them unfortunately what they want. >> jesse: so if it is the celtic culture and everyone is livestreaming everything and projecting everything, they start performing and then they realize the more hysterical they perform, the more money, attention they get, and then that incentivizes the rest of society to act just as nuts as all of these other people? >> can what we had in the past, of course, these kinds of personality types existed. psychopathology was held deliberately at the margins. it was not allowed to occupy the center. it was not allowed to become a governing principle. but what we have today is these individual psychological traits have been institutionalized. they have become the culture of our institutions like the universities, like many bureaucracies. hr departments and other culture forming institutions. and so they are no longer an individual matter. they become embedded in every culture. and so we know longer have people who can say no.
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no longer have people who can say, this is not the right way to behave. and so easy even state legislatures, even federal legislators engaging in this kind of emotional theatrics, emotional blackmail, and unfortunately, they are rewarded with not only attention but they are rewarded with institutional power. >> jesse: they get accommodated because no one wants to confront them and no one wants to be mean or a bigot or say no and all of a sudden, they have taken over. how do we stop this, chris. >> it is actually quite simple. in theory. but it is difficult in practice. we have to have a leadership class that says no. that is the most important word in the english language, unfortunately, we don't use it as much as we should. people have to say no. we have to reestablish authority. we have to reestablish limits on behavior. and we have to reconstitute the virtues so that psychop psychopathology's are placed as problems to be solved. not markers of distinction to be rewarded. that is the basic formation that
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we have to have to improve our society. >> jesse: i would think anybody has put a finger on america's problems the way you have. that was very insightful. thank you so much. it is a public service. give yourself a pat on the back. we appreciate it and we will get that video out there. >> thank you. >> jesse: we conducted a spanking burbank investigation. and now everybody on the staff is deeply and i mean deeply disturbed. ♪ ♪ there are some things that go better... together. burger and fries... soup and salad. like your workplace benefits and retirement savings. with voya, considering all your financial choices together can help you make smarter decisions. voya. well planned. well invested. well protected.
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♪ ♪ >> jesse: spanky burbank, the communist mayor, is even more deranged than we do. after getting smacked by foxy roxy would saying he wanted to abolish the police and prisons, we discovered a spanky burbank podcast. >> what does he want? a woman to me is the opposite of a man. >> what is a man? >> that is another question, isn't it? to me, it is the opposite of a woman. >> can a man get pregnant? >> it depends on the man. >> jesse: spanky is not a biologist and he should not go anywhere near children.
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>> front man, sexually dancing like they were at a burlesque show or a strip show, that was normal in front of kids? >> you ever see the dallas cowboys cheerleaders? >> what about the dallas cowboys cheerleaders. >> same stuff. >> a child is allowed to take a dollar bill, walk up to a drag queen, and put a dollar in their pants. >> i don't understand why there a problem with that. it is money. what is the issue? >> jesse: spanky burbank is pro-children's stuffing cash down a drag queen's g string. let's talk about gender bending in third grade. >> she made me question my sexuality when i was a child because i like her so much. and she was nude in a film i remember watching as a child. >> wow. >> that was hilarious. >> why was it funny? >> that is very funny. >> a third grader, is it appropriate to show that video
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to a third grader? >> i think so. i think that is a totally okay with you. >> jesse: and remember when antifa attacked parents protesting queer theory in class? you guessed it. >> they showed up to provoke the parents. >> dude, the parents were already provoked. >> they got hurt. he was arrested. he had a criminal record for molesting a 13-year-old kid. did you not see that? >> i don't know -- if he is linked, he is linked. what does that matter? >> why was he there? >> to protect the people who did not get hurt. >> jesse: so in case you are keeping score at home, he is now spanky burbank, the and tv -- and people loving homeless mare who is into it sexualizing your son at school. we have a feeling that spanky is in this for attention because he changed his online profile to do
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mare spanky right there. the city council does not find spanky's shenanigans very funny. >> to make a line has been crossed. while it may be entertaining on social media, the equipped and renaming of accounts, it stops being fun and stops being entertaining when that venture affects our city. the city staff has wasted at least 30 hours or more of our taxpayer money on this issue. we on the council have been asked to consider removing you from the role. >> jesse: spanky burbank, this close to being removed. which makes sense since spanky was not even elected mayor. the city council appointed him mayor. congrats, you reported the worst mayor in america. back in little italy for the 97th year. of course, our resident italian, johnny belisario, it was there to mix things up. ♪ ♪
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>> forget about it. >> forget about it. >> forget about it. >> forget about it those italians, i love the italians. >> what do italians do best? >> i love their meatballs. >> i get hungry. >> we make italian food in the kitchen. >> we make sauce. >> is this mayor and arrow. >> marinara. >> johnny: what is the most italian thing you have ever witnessed? >> you. you look so italian. >> johnny: what do they say? >> my mom hitting me on the head with the spoon that she is making the sunday gravy with. ♪ ♪ >> johnny: new york city wants to tear down all the columbus statues. >> that is disgusting. we will got to stop that. >> i don't think i like that. >> he founded america. what do i know? this guy had a pair on him.
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every one saying the world was flat. his guys and no. >> i drink noah for breakfast. >> what is going on with migrants in the city? >> they did not get no freebies or nothing. >> honestly, what are you going to do? >> what are you going to do? ♪ ♪ >> johnny: jill biden, she is shattering, the first italian american first lady. how proud are you? >> i would not associate her to be italian. she is not part of the family. >> i'm not crazy for her. >> i'm not very proud. >> johnny: she kissed kamala's husband at the state of the union. they love to kiss. >> that is too much. >> too much wine. >> johnny: the italians, they love to kiss and hug. >> forget about it! >> hug me, brother! [laughter] >> johnny: joe biden, he says he is italian. >> president biden: a little
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italian. >> if you were italian, run the country right. >> does not look italian. >> johnny: what does he look like? >> pretty pale. >> president biden: i maybe a white boy, but are not stupid. ♪ ♪ >> johnny: one. two, yeah! ron desantis, he needs a little help from us italian. is his last name desantis or desantis. >> desantis. it rolls off my tongue. >> she is checking me out. i got to go talk to her. >> johnny: donald trump has a lot of legal issues. as an italian, what advice would you give him? >> forget about it. nothing is going to happen. >> reach out to her tony. >> johnny: soprano? >> isn't he dead? >> there's 23 sopranos. you have never seen the other one. >> shut your mouth. >> johnny: italians don't shut your mouth. >> when they are smart, they know when to shut their mouth. ♪ ♪ >> johnny: you are going to be on "jesse watters primetime." what you want to tell jesse?
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>> just the, it was so nice meeting you. >> jesse, this is your world. >> jesse, i'm in love with you. forget about it. ♪ ♪ >> jesse: text me about my classes. i will read them next. ♪ ♪ oh, oh, oh...i'll be the judge of that. oh, that's nice... oh!! searchable, verified reviews. that's better than the ham, and i've never said that. booking.com booking.yeah [♪] did you know, sweat from stress is actually smellier than other kinds of sweat? that's why i use secret clinical antiperspirant. it provides 3x stress sweat protection. danielle? [♪] secret works. [♪] ♪
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>> yesterday madison alworth was bragging about how good thai food was. i never really tried it. i'd had pad thai and she says that's not really the real deal. so i got some recommendations. i had pad see yu and crying tiger special this evening. i'm not that impressedment. i'm not that impressed with the thai food. i apologize to thailand. i'm i'm ordering the wrong thing. texts. kelly from oklahoma, a very distinguishing look with a touch of sexy. love those glasses, jesse.
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june from florida, omg did clark kent take over prime time. you look better than gutfeld with glasses. i would hope i look better than gutfeld with pretty much anything. charles from florida, was k k at tim the your eric from idaho, i know why the washington post hates portnoy, winners make ordinary people feel uncomfortable.
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great line. greg from florida, jesse, you do realize that joe is about to name spanky to a cabinet position; right? >> yeah, there's an opening for nuclear guru in the energy department. barbara from administer vascularized data committee, california, the video of the crazy liberal freaked my bowing out. the one in the tease or spanky. joe in florida. thanks for the golf tips last week and advice was helpful. what was my advice again? relax, don't think about it. always remember, i'm w atter is and d watters and this is my world.
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