welcome to "red eye." i'm greg gutfeld or as i am known at the local chuck e cheese, the guy who wiew wins the ball pit. let's go to andy levy for our pre game report. good to see you. what is coming up on tonight's show, old sport? >> and i like cold beverages, america. coming up on the big show, researchers say deliberately altering our body may be the best way for climate change. the shocking story that is an excuse for greg wanting a unicorn horn. and a bill would make a teacher dating a student a felony. some say the law is unconstitutional. the latest on the war on student-teacher dating and awkward sentence writing. and does alcohol create -- stimulate creativity? some say no, but others are passed out on the couch. >> tgif. >> thank god it's friday? >> no, i still have the

filiculitis. >> she is so hot the sun lists her as a job reference. i am here with the host of "what is trending." i bet she is trending right now. don't know what trending means actually. he is the ep behind the d on the fbn and my new ffb. >> what? >> bff. it is the executive producer for imus in the morning. and my repulsive sidekick, bill schulz. and if brilliant commentary were calculated homework i would get a nerd to help me do him. sitting next to me is gavin mcguinness. his latest delightful book for all ages is called how to piss in public and it is good. and because of the kindle his reader ship shall dwindle. >> and mary write tots vh1 show "mob wives" and the secret society. back in the day if you so much

whispered the word mofia in certain words of the city, they would choke you to death with your own intestine. they called it a saw sill yen neck tie. now that is a stereo type. greg? >> thank you. >> you are welcome. >> well done. >> done well. >> i hope this show airs tonight. will the planet be fine if we look to franken stein? climate change has gone from fiction to science fiction. some are proposing the combat by altering our bodies. it is called human engineering. the author suggests people could voluntarily adopt such as enduced tolerance to red meat since livestock farmings for a significant portion of greenhouse gas emissions. make humans smaller. this can be done by selecting smaller embryos, but you already knew that. treat people with hormones to

make it apathetic. and finally, kill everyone on the planet. anyway, this is as crazy as an eagle, a fox and a cat all getting along. >> i opened my door and, oh, mr. eagle keeps calling me. and then have i a fox who is very quiet. and then i have the cat out here and the other cat. >> the second part of the video is she is eaten alive by all of those delightful, adorable animals. it is heartwarming, but you will have to go on youtube to find it. good to see you, gavin. >> good to be here. >> they say it is voluntary, but shouldn't it be involuntary and shouldn't we be forced to do this? >> they are good with the don't have this much salt and all of that, but let's stop

messing around and let's start altering people's genes. i don't think we are controlling people enough. there is a thing about google head office, and they have colors on all of the food now and pink things saying, that's a lot of calories. but it is not altering the dna. >> you don't want to deal with population. let's deal with smaller people. >> you know what,. >> rut survival of the fittest. >> i am. >> do you have any kids? >> don't have any kids. >> perfect. >> be careful when you get out of here. they will be attacking the women. >> you have to admire them for their creativity. >> if you want to be creative, when they talk about red meat and greenhouse gases they were talking about flach lens they

put some vee know in the grass and they will solve the flach lens problem. >> and if we all become vegans there will be more cattle which will be more cattle fartherring. farting. we are killing the cows. and that is killing the flatulence. >> once we catch up with technology it is not about engineering ourselves. it is about the tech doing it for us. we are in a movement. google it. >> i don't know how to use google. i don't even have a laptop. if they want to makhumans smaller, does that mean we can stay our same size? >> you can put me in my pocket. it is changing the way humans are and how they react of the and if anyone thinks human engineering does not work and is already occurring you have not been to a major league baseball game in the past 20 years. he not only smashes, but he is

playing dh. >> good point. did i surprise you there? aren't there better things to do with human engineering? i would like to be altered so i smell like strawberries all the time. >> that would be nice. >> would you like that? is there anything you would like to be altered? >> if we are going to alter americans, can we give the fat ones gastric bypasses? it would save us money with medicare. >> he is such a good person. >> how about instead of making people small make them smaller and uglier. we don't want them to pro create. you can look around and see ugly people with ugly kids. >> it sums up the whole obsession with technology. >> they don't close the border or do anything that could actually -- >> you know what,. >> we will all end up like idiocracy. dumb people everywhere. >> sounds classic. >> and before you make fun of

technology, and the person here is offended by your comment. >> the big message from this is that this all comes from three words, science is settled. you could not actually come up with these ideas that the global warming beliefs that this is proof and therefore we can now act on it. >> but the flaw in the arangement is we have 12 billion people -- sorry, what are we up to now 7 billion? it is headed to 12 in the next few decades. let's figure out what to do with the 12 billion where they are not consuming so much. >> how about go electric? stop using gas? >> how about free birth control. >> i like the solution, electricity and no gas. that's good. >> electric cars. >> they do use gas, i want you to know. a lot of the electrical plants are run on gasoline.

>> no, electricity comes from outerspace. >> don't ruin my eco-friendly dream. >> it is a dream. it is more like a nightmare if you ask me. from thawing to yawning, obama more like obame. according to a harvard poll, my favorite poll, the big o's approval raiding among college brats dropped from 58% in november of 2009 to 46 last november. 50% of young folks saying they would definitely vote and an 11 percentage drop from fall of 2007. notes one expert, the turnout will not be great. there is not the sense that four more years will change the world for the better. one senior acknowledges, quote, there is not much talk of obama at all. i don't think anyone satisfies. the commander-in-chief also has to deal with this slice of heaven. he adds hawking the moment.

>> in a world where one man cannot lose, the fate of the world in one top secret mission. >> your mission is simple, mr. obama. dimitri will transmit the information. >> staring barack obama as president flexible and vladimir putin as himself. >> see, you don't see this very often. it is very good. >> the parody was paid for by america crossroads. they also did this endorsement

if you remember. ♪. >> i was expecting something to fall on her. you tricked me producers. are you surprised that the campus crowds are getting board with the big o. >> no. they thought they were getting a cool dude. but he is a guy who wears mom jeans and goofy bike helmets. he is not the cool guy they thought he was. and just generally speaking, first of all instead of taking troops back from afghanistan and ending the war he sent more there. he is not doing what they want him to. ron paul is doing that. for example rap music. there used to be a social message, even if it was ugly,

kill the cops, f the man. there is none about that. it is about getting booty and making money. >> some of the best songs are based on politics. >> i love watching white people talk about hip hop, especially political hip hop. >> i think it comes down to -- >> i want to talk about nickel back. >> old nickel back. >> there is a bit of a love affair period with social media and youth and they are part of politics. now it is like the romance is over a bit. that grassroots support is not there. it didn't stay through over the years, and he hasn't hit the general election. he hasn't fully fueled the community that is now a bit asleep. we are seeing the ads on-line like, are you in? that does president appeal to -- that doesn't appeal to the young people. >> you know what appeals to the young people?

really dumb ideas. that's why he was popular in the beginning. >> do we remember how stupid we were when we were kids. we told our dad about maks and -- marx and lenin. young people thought because we had a president who was inarticulate and the whole country is racist if we get an articulate president who is black we are good to go. >> it was an election of many firsts. it energized a lot of america. >> i think a lot of the energy was simplistic. >> in my neighborhood in brooklyn there were people dancing in the streets. it was a mick jagger and david bowie remakes and they were on lamb posts and screaming. >> were they excited about obama or anyone. >> it was short lived. >> it was ridiculous. >> you have jeb bush and the iraq war. kids were mobilizing like they were in the 1960s. >> obama is still the most social candidate. >> do you like him? >> i can't even vote. i'm canadian, fyi.

>> did you ever like him? >> i think he is a cool guy. >> gets to the bottom of it. >> i thought herman cane was a blast. and did you see the sticker stimulus.com thing he started? amazing. it looked like a fake video. he was the most social republican candidate out there. >> i have to say this other video was quite impressive, the one with the oo7. you have to say that, you know, the republicans have always been behind the curve on clever ads. >> and the thing that is funny about that ad is it was done by karl rove. if you remember karl rove like every other red blooded -- red blooded american. he saw clint eastwood doing a toast to detroit, and he cried his eyes out. this is terrible. i can't believe he is siding with obama. and then he makes a commercial saying it is impossible

because he does not wear clothes. >> i am trying to figure out what he just said. >> did you see the commercial he made versus the commercial he condemned? >> i made it back. >> the fact that obama is willing to deal with this gustappo goon, they are sneaky and dom nearing. they are not trustworthy at all. it is like dating a russian stripper. there is nothing there. >> is this from personal experience? >> there is no trust and no love. to think he can deal with somebody like that. after he is elected, he will be taken. >> it freaks me out. that's sketchy alert. >> with putin you are dealing with somebody we want trust, but has nukes. all the russian stripper has is the clap. >> she has nukes too.

>> that's bodily nukes. >> i didn't even know getting to that joke was worth it. gavin, i want to wrap this up. do you think the campus kids were educated by occupy wall street and started reading more about the economy and learn? >> they never go yondz the surface of that guy looks cool. ron paul did it on campus. >> if young people cared about politic these would go for ron paul. he is the only logical candidate. >> we have a big on-line following. but it wasn't enough. >> i wouldn't have guessed you were into gig tall stuff. >> can i say something crazy? >> no. what? >> i am an obama fan, but i don't think this pew tin thing is a big -- putin thing is a big deal. >> kids go to bed at 8:00. he will have more flexibility after the election. you don't start a project -- i don't think he is getting back in office. >> you don't? >> no.

i don't want to take over the white house and then what are you doing? i am starting now. have i to deal with this and unraffle this? >> you want him to sellout poland and eastern europe and maybe sellout -- do you want a guy that wril do that? four more years and he has no constraints. >> republicans are assuming that's what he meant. but what he meant was we can't start a big policy. >> it is not the right time. >> but who else is he whispering to? >> every politician is doing that door an agreement. >> control yourself. >> keystone will go away if he is elected. >> no, actually he will sell out the environmental environmentalists. he won't do what people want him. he will do what is expeaked yebt for him. he will do what is expedient for him.

>> it is not a big -- a hot piece of evidence. >> you tear open the curtain and he sees the light. that's all they got. it wasn't that big of a mess. >> i thought it was really important. he literally told this guy, wait until i am elected and i will change everything. >> he will do more things and can have bigger talks after the election. >> that's what he wanted you to think. >> he didn't think anything. >> you meet hot mike every friday in chelsea. he is the guy that dances. >> coming up, do pick up lines work on beautiful women? cheryl lizard discusses her book. if you look in my direction i will stab you in the face with the fork. i was told it is the next "hunger games." and does booze make you more creative? shut up you ruined my life.

should it be illegal to make a pass at an 18-year-old in your class? outrage over a teacher who left his wife and kids to date an 18-year-old student, a california lawmaker introduced a bill that would make teacher relationships felonies even if the student is 18. can you blame him? no. i kid. not so fast, not so fasters. on thursday a similar law in arkansas was ruled unconstitutional because people 18 or over have a constitutional right to engage in consensual relationships. the state supreme court sided with the 38-year-old teacher who had a sexual relationship with an 18-year-old student. these sound like math problems. >> s.a.t.'s. >> five months and 18 years old and 38. lawyers said the law protected vulnerable students, but the court said as long as the student is of age, the teacher

can engage. i am getting board by this. regardless of how we feel about the conduct which could be referred to as repre hencable, we have to uphold the law. before we continue we have to get to the update -- to wednesday's man versus dpoos story. >> i don't know why that makes me laugh, but it does. >> sure no teacher ever hit on you. did you ever have any of these issues ? >> no. i always got along with adults though. >> did they give you adult

beverages? >> they said striking out this law will cause all sorts of chaos. but why not just fire the teacher? why do you need a law? >> each school should have their own rule. you come at it from two perspectives. i remember when i was in school if i had a hot teacher i would pay more attention to what she was saying the math, the geometry. actually i wanted to do well, but then of course i have a teenage daughter now. if some dude is -- if he has a little relationship. >> you would kill him. >> i would want to slit his throat. so two totally opposite -- bottom line is, they should outlaw it. you can just look, but no communication, no e mails, no nothing. >> you just went through the entire loop all the way from like, it is okay, i guess it is okay. i have a daughter and i am killing everybody. >> all of your legislation is how -- is based on how it makes you feel.

>> drugs should be legal when i am a teenager and then banned when i have one. and then it is back on again when i am old. >> politics is local. >> or internal. >> it is okay for guy and not for women. 24r is a double standard. young guys who date their teachers it is like, good job. but it that happens the other way around, obviously -- >> it is disgusting. >> have you ever had experience in this realm? >> with teachers lusting me? >> yes. >> no. but i think that it is really gross and makes me dry heave, but you can't make things -- just because something makes you gag does president mean it has to be illegal. >> bill would know that. >> what if somebody was choking you. >> it was impossible to fire public school teachers. we have seen the chart of what it takes to fire a teacher. this is an endorsement for charter schools where we can just fire them who make us gag. >> or home schooling.

>> it is usually the parents who home school. >> bill, you probably got hit on by a lot of teachers who mistook you for erin moran. >> yes, they wanted me to speak to the school. uh pairs between teachers and students are pronked upon in california, but not illegal. does frowning upon it really work? i will stair at you like this, but you will have sex with some girl. i will like to do a shoutout to tara smith. i googled you. i know you live in hawaii and wrote a book of poetry. you are 40 and i am 36, call me. >> she was four years older than you? >> only four? >> and she was yo are teacher? >> yes. >> that's not right. jay that school was desperate. they were hiring 20 years willed on. >> no, she was 80 and he was four. -- she was 8 and he was 4.

>> it was a great school. unfortunately she didn't think i was a great guy. she didn't think i was a guy. >> well, you are a sequential hemaphrodite. e mail us at red eye at fox news.com. to leave a voice on my direct line 212-462-5050. still to come, the half time report from tv's very lonely andy levy. >> tonight's half time report is sponsored by swimsuit. the garments worn for swimming in a man made body of water. thanks, swimsuit.

welcome back. let's see if we got anything wrong so far. we'll go to andy levy. >> hi, greg, how are you? >> i'm great. thanks for asking. >> as usual, don't really care. >> i know you don't care. feel good about this half time? ji nah. >> no? >> i don't know. we will see. human engineering has solution of climate change. you didn't seem that impressed by the research paper. and it sums up -- it seems to sum up the solution to every problem. would it make a difference if anders sandburg is a trans humanist which he describes it is a a philosophy that humanity can and should strive to higher levels physically, mentally and socially and it encourages researchers to such

areas as life extension, cry yawn nicks and physical enhancements and mega scale engineering? >> it does change my opinion drastically. >> i wish i heard more about that. >> i know. >> it is actually a fairly -- >> it is a known fill philosophy. >> it just sounds like another example of people trying to control people and trying to tell them how to live and trying to all ter them. >> you know, i don't think that's the case. i think first of all he says clearly he doesn't want the government to force people to do stuff like this. he is just interested in humans exploring ways to better the species. >> he is a futurist. >> i know it sounds good on paper, but i sniff that something is rotten in denmark. it smells to me that i want people to be the way i want them to be. it smells like communism. >> you are just some sort of bio conservative. >> bill, oddly you were right

in saying you didn't think human engineering exists. they use athletes as an example of how we are already doing this. >> i am seeing more where steroids should be allowed and they are written by those guys. >> you are on steroids. >> yes, but that is to reduce a goiter. what? you get a goiter and then you laugh. you might be interested in this, gavin, i went to this guy's website and he has a section on iluminati stuff which means he is a fan of wilson who is a libertarian. and so i think he is not a government -- >> but here is what stinks about that. that makes sense, but then you want to make people smaller so they consume less and make them lactose intolerant. the implication is i want my kids to be smaller because it is better for the environment. that doesn't mesh. maybe if he talks about making people stronger and able to

jump far i would believe it. but when he is talking about making people smile and consume consume -- smaller and consume less it wreaks of government intervention. i don't care if he calls himself a libertarian. >> and you are making human beings weaker. >> you have to understand that he is just giving potential examples. >> why are you an uh poll gist? >> i am not. i would like to be a trans human, greg. >> you are halfway there. >> more women would date you. >> andy, you have a lot of free time. you noah lot about this stuff. >> i learned it all in the last 20 minutes. >> obama, the students losing news. yeah. bernard, you said you are not surprised that the students are losing enthusiasm and kids on campuses are not as socially aware as they used to be. as they used to be four years ago? >> my point was, it was during the iraq war. they did not come out and protest big time. they are drug crazed people

like the hollywood people. i did hear greg say student apathy is a good thing. we don't want these idiots flinsing public policy. >> i like being quoted. >> it wasn't verbatim. >> my guess 1* bernard said it a lot better than you did. just a guess. >> it was an unnecessary comment by andy. >> we are all feeling good now. we are thinking maybe the show is going well. >> i think you are exactly right. during the 2008 campaign, the students were dating obama. and then they married him. and then the honeymoon is great. it is not the same. >> you know, modern day marriages. look at the statistics. >> greg, i know we both agree that people they'd to stop being outraged by things and people are apologizing too much, but you said, quote, i

want to talk about nickel back. i'm sorry, but that is beyond the pale, sir. >> did you know that chad -- >> please apologize to the world. >> chad, the lead singer of nickel back has a hockey rink in his basement? >> wow. >> why would i know that? why do you know that? >> john rich told me. >> his basement must be huge. >> it is huge. it is a regulation size hockey rink in his basent in. that means his basement is the size of a regulation hockey rink. that's crazy. >> it is crazy. >> is he canadian? >> i think so. >> makes sense. >> i believe he is from detroit. >> never mind. >> somebody told me that in my ear. you asked if we had seen a stick of videos. we have done both stories on the show. thanks for watching.

>> i feel like she is legitimately apologizing. >> it is okay. >> that works. nice save. abouter -- bernard, you don't want to admit that you are dealing with a goon like putin. >> you compromise and work out out -- compromise the missal defense. sellout to putin. putin is a nazi-like goon in my opinion. that's a scary thing. the fact that he was busted and putin's flunky is just that. >> he wasn't even talking to putin. >> he was talking kgb speak too. it should send a chill up everybody's spine and our allies like israel -- four more years like i said and the guy will be taking ago ma din that you joked, i don't know. >> that would -- they would

get courtside seats. >> and jack nicholson next to him. >> holding their eyes when the cheerleaders come out. >> and yes and then comes out and starts shooting the cheerleaders because they are under dressed. >> that's unfair. he would throw stones at them. >> greg, you asked who else is obama whispering to? you mean the world leaders he is talking to in private? i would think all of them. >> no, people liken viern mental lists. people like them too. i ran out of other examples. >> i am going to agree with gavin on this. i don't think it was a big deal. >> that's it. >> he said he will be more flebzable after the election. >> i want a smoking gun too, but this is not one. >> he was saying something we all know is true. if you win a second term, yes, you don't have to campaign.

>> when you are in wisconsin you can come back and talk to us. >> well, i won't be able to. >> good point. >> you would still go to that leather bar. >> the russian leather bar. gavin, if young people really cared about politics they would go for ron paul. isn't that a lot of his fan base? >> you got me on that one. >> when i am thinking about my neighborhood when obama got elected and there was probably 200 people on the street on lamp posts and screaming. their veins were popping with joy in their necks. i don't see that enthusiasm for ron paul. he has big numbers, but they are just not very passionate about them. it shows they don't care about numbers in math. they just care about the cool black guy. >> and the shins. >> they were really happy.

>> lastly on this whole student-teacher stuff, bernard, thank you forgiving both sides. >> i believe you started with, quote, i think each school should make its own rules. and then you said, of course it shock illegal. >> you got the whole gamut. >> i am a tortured show. >> you will be a lot more flexible after the show. >> shouldn't it cover something like this? >> yes. this is border line ped do feel yaw. >> that girl in california, that relationship started when she was 14. they didn't actually do the deed until they were 18. >> and that's what the cops are looking into. >> so it is related. >> that's a good point. if you are quid pro quo you can't have somebody giving marks they are in love with. that's a conflict of interest. >> the whole thing is if

somebody is in a position of power obviously the case in a teacher-student relationship even if the student is 18. or or 14. >> how many people know a guy who dated somebody for four years and didn't sleep with them? you know he is lying. >> without a doubt. >> but he was married at the time. >> that makes it even better. >> he didn't leave his wife until she turned 18. >> that's what i'm saying. do you think there was just heavy petting? >> i don't know, greg because i don't want to say anything actionable. >> you are probably correct and everything i just said previously made no sense. >> pure conjecture. >> it is speculating. that's my job. at first the show would be called "the speculator" and then we thought people would think it was about gold mining. >> go away. >> i would rather talk and stair at you for awhile. >> coming up, stories so exciting if they were soap you would say, wow, that's exciting soap you have there

soap salesman. what shocking things did his wife reveal? it sounds shocking.

>> can booze be your muse? i love their center fold. i have used that joke twice tonight. modern drunkenness improves creativity. they found dudes buzzed on vodka and cranberries did better on tests of inspired thinking. it includes focus and planning and allowing us to generate new ideas instead of remaining fixed on the tasks at hand. concludes the author, sometimes the reduced ability to control their ability reduces a cognitive task. shut up. let's go here. >> lightning rooooo ow uuuunnnndd. lightning round.

>> daf vin, you had a -- gavin, you had a theory about how you create. >> the secret to writing is aderol gets it out and bourbon -- no, sorry, bourbon gives it [bleep] pot makes it funny and then caffeine fixes the typos. >> so you get it all out a big barf mess. >> i was thinking if there was code for any of that it might be the caffeine. okay, all right, okay. >> okay, that was it. >> these are totally separate passes. you don't pile them all in one. the coffee is the next page. bore bonn you go, why -- bourbon you say, they are all idiots, not just that one teacher and then you smoke a joint and say, this is a little stale. how about some atamanapia.

and then it is coffee day and you say what a mess. have i to clean up this piece of pie, but there is good stuff in there. >> i feel like it is a day in the life. >> that's why no one bought my book. >> e book. >> no one bought my e book either. >> it is just the first week, gavin. >> it is a book that is electronic and not an ecstasy book. >> get his book. i read it while on vacation and enjoyed every minute. i gave it to my wife and a little worried what will happen when she gets to certain chapters, but it could turn out great for me. especially the other chapter. does this study encourage you to drink more or less? >> i am going to drink when i want regardless. the point is it does enhance your cognitive ability. conversely it is like when you watch something you think it is funnier than it is.

i know i watched "saturday night live" on saturday night and this thing was burning and the next day i forget what it was. and i watch it and it suced. >> you can't judge your own judgment when you are impaired. creative jobs are not jobs at all. you can't drive a fork-lift drunk. >> that's a real job. >> you can't change a tire drunk. >> and mad men don't have real jobs. >> that's why they were like that. they drank a lot and talked like this. >> and wouldn't let women excel. >> i love the study, but i found the way they reached people or decided on this is they made people eat bagels and watch rat ratatouille. >> have i to tell you one -- i have to tell you an example of a a comedian who admitted

this. he did one more act and a book and said the vicodin in the wine actually enhances his ability to write funny stuff. he attributed some of his creativity to vicodin and wine who gavin reminds me of a lot. >> it takes your inhibitions. >> but you do a sober pass before you happened it in. >> it isn't -- the difference is i can do the assignment. i am going to work on it for a bit. let me do a drunk pass and then check it again before you hand it in. >> have a pen and paper handy and you never know what gem you will have. >> yes, and you wake up in the morning and it is -- >> voice notes on your phone. >> those will fall into dangerous hands. it will be like, i wish i was a woman. bill, the more you drink the more creative you get, but it is usually with your pants.

>> yes, and that is the po is nt. for me, drinking is great if you are pitching something. you are telling what you may in the future do and are not doing right now. i am a pretty charming drunk. i think you remember that, no, you don't, you are a roofie. i will absolutely do that. i will never do the actual assignment base nobody does anything good white drunk. >> good to know for hour pinch meetings every day. >> i sober up by 3:00. using a waste paper basket as a toilet. time to take a break. don't go anywhere because i said so.

welcome back. canada will be phasing out the penny this fall saying it costs more to make the coin than it is worth and calling it a burden on the economy, like bill schulz. gavin, are you kinds of canadian. explain your feelings in detail. >> here is what is going on, eh? it was a mess and i had to leave in 1999 because you couldn't make money. and then i leave and they had this real estate going on

because karl rove likes rich mexicans or something. and canada starts doing great. and then the dollar shoots up and now they have this great idea with the penny and trying to send oil down here and obama is like, i don't want it. i would rather take it from my enemies. so i feel like i have to go back now. i am probably going to go back, and then they will have their own real estate problems and then this country will start cooking again. i am like the king midus in return. >> you are everything you touch turns to [bleep. >> whoa. >> how long before the u.s. does this? will we do this? >> with respect to abraham lincoln, it is too annoying. you put two cents in -- >> and how about when you drop one and somebody picks it up for you? >> see a penny pick it up and all day long you have good luck? >> people like it when you pick up a penny. >> i am canadian too, thanks for asking. it was sad to see it go away,

but life continues. >> all right. last word to you, bill, quickly. >> maybe because i am the american meat in this canadian sandwich i have to agree with you two socialists. get rid of the penny. >> we will close things up. to see clips of recent shows go to fox news.com/red eye.

>> tv's andy levy, post game wrap up. >> first of all, nickel back is a canadian band. so shame on you. >> welcome. >> when is up with you and richard branson? >> thanks for asking. on wednesday at 4:30 p.m. eastern time i will be doing a live chat with sir richard branson. it is this wednesday for the inaugural philadelphia virgin america flight. so go to what's churning.com. don't listen to greg. we are taking questions also from viewers. there you go. >> sir richard branson.

>> you are just jealous. >> bernard, what do you have? >> i have the imus in the morning show on fox business every morning, folks, from 6:00 to 9:20. check him out. check out the look on the faces of the guests while you are there. >> excellent. gavin, what is going on? >> please people who bought so shirts stop having paypal actions against me. i am sending out the citers. the shirts. please calm down. they are on their way. i am not. jeer yen and this is not a scam. >> excellent. >> greg, anything you want to say? >> andy, about last night's show. it didn't live up to my expectations and our viewers at fox news deserved a better show so i scraped it. >> sounds good to me. >> see you later. >> a special thanks to shira, bernie, gavin. that does it for me. i'm greg gutfeld and i am going to stair at you. stare at you.