( cheers and applause ) with this story. >> you know what? i wouldn't change it for the world. wouldn't change it for the world. >> stephen: and you have a very happy life. >> and i'm still pretty happy. >> stephen: you are "pretty happy." this is your book. there you are. i love the photo on the cover of this book, because you're looking at the photographer like, "how did you get past the rotwiellers? you're not here to steal my hat, are you?" what do you mean "pretty happy?" happy?" >> but behind it i'm like, you're kind of cute. >> stephen: that's true. what does pretty happy mean? why do i want to be just pretty happy? >> i think because if we're crazy happy all the time there might be something not right, right? like, life doesn't really work that way. >> stephen: sometimes your boys throw up on you. >> right. right. happy? most of the time? >> i am pretty happy.

so i have my peaks and valleys. but i think that for me, it's more about motivating people, mostly women, to kind of look and connect with themselves and get a good paceline to motivate themselves to be sort of healthier mentally and physically. >> stephen: you say you. ( cheers and applause ) >> but, like, to be real about it. >> stephen: be real about it. it says, "healthy ways to love your body." "love" is a strong word. are there healthy ways to like your body. >> yes. >> stephen: my body and i have been together a long time and it's a fine relationship, but the spark is gone. ( laughter ). >>un, i think my book could help you. >> stephen: really! can you, really? >> i do. >> stephen: could guys read this? >> my first-- actually, would you like to connect with yourself? >> stephen: i would love to connect with myself. >> because i marked a special page. >> stephen: okay, hit me. >> that is-- i made it interactive.

you're, like, going to actually do it, it's interactive, meaning this is the first step to changing the rest of your life. >> stephen: okay, what do we do? >> let's start with your drawing board. >> stephen: it's a quiz, it's a quiz. >> it's not a quiz-- there are quizes in here, but it's more like let's see where you're at. >> stephen: i can't fail this? i can't fail this? >> no, there's no failing. >> stephen: no wrong answers here. >> there's no failing. >> stephen: hit me then. >> well, there might be some failing. where are you right now? >> stephen: in my happy place. ( laughter ) okay. >> stephen: interesting. >> interesting. this is sort of like let's start the journey. >> stephen: got it. >> let's start to think about what we're eating, what we're doing, what we're thinking. >> stephen: got it. >> so i just ate... >> stephen: a white castle cake. ( applause ). >> okay. so you splurged. >> stephen: i can, i splurged. i'm a big star. ( laughter )

( laughter ) after eating i felt... >> stephen: no longer hungry but not happy with myself. ( applause ). >> oh! see, we're getting somewhere. >> stephen: shame. how about shame? is that one of the answers? >> shame is perfect. it's good to be honest with yourself. shame is good. >> stephen: okay. that's a subtitle. "pretty happy: shame is good." okay, great. >> pretty shameful. the last time i exercised was... >> stephen: does-- does eating my castle count? okay. >> no, it doesn't. the last time i had some quiet time to do nothing was... >> stephen: my daughter was born in 1995. i would say 1994, yeah. ( laughter ). >> okay.

>> i could help you with that. i was-- wait. >> stephen: and still am. >> wait, the last time-- >> stephen: i wasn't sure if you were done with your sentence. yes, uh-huh. >> okay, so the last time-- you already answered it, the last time that you-- you know, had your quiet time. >> stephen: was in 1995,. >> and where you were? >> stephen: i was living in chicago doing improv comedy. >> what were you doing? what were you doing for yourself. >> stephen: like, for my question quiet time? sitting on the coach eating cheetos. ( laughter ). >> yeah. okay. ( laughter ) next -- >> notice wrong answers. >> let's respond to-- you're connecting. you're understanding yourself better. next, let's respond to the prompts how to connect how you're feeling emotionally, the awareness of yourself and your surroundings. ready?

>> stephen: um, um, uh-- i am pretty. ( laughter ) laugh. >> stephen: i am a -- >> i am. >> stephen: i am a sidewalk cheato with a heartful of napalm. >> okay, i feel... >> stephen: i feel? >> i feel-- like right now do how do you feel? >> stephen: i feel "the people v. o.j. simpson: american crime story." >> i think. >> stephen: therefore, i am. give me my analysis in a second. we've got to take a little break here. but we'll be right back with more pretty happy kate hudson. stick around. honey, do you know where my beige socks are? check the walk-in closet. richard! there are two types of people in the world. those who are content to blend in- these people walk through life like beige socks.

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( cheers and applause ) you. >> stephen: welcome back, everybody. we're here with kate hudson. kate, i've got a question for you. we were taking your quiz beforehand. i have some quiz questions for you. let's try this one. when i found out taco bell invented the casalupa, i felt. >> confused. >> stephen: that is the correct answer. i've got a personal question for you. mind if i can ask a personal question? do you use google? do you like google. >> yeah. i-- yeah. >> stephen: i love google. >> i love google. everybody googles. >> stephen: it's like yahoo!, but you use it. and one of my favorite things about google is the "did you mean" feature, where you mispell something. you search for hobo, and it asks, "did you mean hbo."

i like that feature, and i want to try something-- >> i'm a horrible speller. >> stephen: really? here's a computer. i want to try something with you. we're going to search for things and see what google gives us. as we search for things. >> should i just put this on my lap. >> stephen: put it on your lap kate and i are going to play something for the first time we started on "the late show"." "the late show" dild you mern?" we're going to type things into google and see what google things we went. >> we could cue a bieber song like what do you mean >> stephen: probably can't afford to pay for it. do you want to go first? >> yes, i do. i'm going to type in one of my favorite tv shows, "orange is the new black." and google asks "did you mean

slogans?" ( laughter ). >> stephen: that sounds about right. >> kind of what i meant. >> stephen: sounds about right. i'm cooking dinner tomorrow. how about "boneless pork." and google asks, "did you mean erectile dysfunction?" , of course, not. and i'm googling fair friend. ( laughter ) what do you got over there? i'm having friends in town this weekend. so let's search "brunch." google asks, "did you mean $50 omelette orgy?" ( laughter ) >> stephen: i'd like an invitation if that's okay. speaking of brunch, let's just type in "scones." and google wants to know, "did you mean what if chalk had raisins in it?" ( laughter ) >> i like scones. >> stephen: you like scones? you have better scones than i do?

if you search for "facebook." google asks, "did you mean google plus?" no, no one ever means google plus. ( applause ). >> okay, i'm going to do another show. because i like the show. i'll try one of my favorite shows "american horror story," and google says... "did you mean the 2016 presidential election?" ( cheers and applause ). >> stephen: yes, she did. >> i did. that is very much what i meant. >> stephen: i think what we just did made the audience pretty happy. the book is "pretty happy." the woman makes us ecstatic. she's kate hudson, everybody. thank you so much. ( applause ) shopping for an suv?

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the difference between possible and impossible? it's a person who believes they can, surrounded and supported by others-by us- who believe it, too. u.s. bank -- the power of possible. ( applause ) >> stephen: welcome back, everybody. my next guest took second place in last week's new hampshire primary, despite having been endorsed by the "new york times." please welcome governor of ohio, john kasich.

>> stephen: congratulations on coming in second place in new hampshire. >> well, you know, i won in dixville, notch. i beat trump with 60% of the vote. ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: but that means three votes to two. okay. >> exactly! >> stephen: what is it about this race? i think rubio was crowing at being in third place in iowa. you're thrilled at being in second place in new hampshire. how is losing winning? >> well, look, nobody-- remember when i was here the last time. not a person had a clue who i was. >> stephen: i knew. they told me right before you walked on. >> exactly. ( applause ) and what happened is new hampshire is a place where you can kind of get on a rocket ship and become known, and it's really-- it's really happened. so i went to south carolina -- >> my home state. >> you know what's interesting is they told me when you leave new hampshire and go to south carolina, everything has to change. your message has to change. my message hasn't changed one

>> all right, well, you're-- >> americans -- >> your communications director sent along a little bit of your message here. i can enclaspalate it for a second? running a different campaign than any other candidate. positive. focusing on solving problems. bringing people together, not dividing. saying you can't be positive and win but he's doing. he believes there's hungener america to solve our problems. people in america are responding to it. now that i've said all that you can't. you have to answer my questions now. okay, okay? i've said everything. okay. ( laughter ). >> he missed one, he missed one. >> stephen: what did he mis? >> we need to be americans before we're republicans and democrats to fix the problem. >> stephen: i'll join ow that one. ( applause ) last sunday, last saturday night's debate you said that that debate or these debates have become demolition derbies. but america's the car, right? who could possibly win in a demolition derby? >> i said there was a demolition derby but my car kept running around the track because i avoided it. stephen, look, people are getting tired of the negative.

>> shut up! got a big laugh. got a big laugh. not tired of it yet. >> but we're not sure they're voting for you over me. >> stephen: that's true. would you vote for me? ( cheers and applause ) that's not fair. that's not fair. trump-- trump-- >> you didn't ask about me. >> stephen: no, no, he's the guy-- would you vote for him? ( cheers ) hey! that's not bad. that's a new york crowd. trump very negative. cruz is very negative. they're doing fine. what do you mean people don't like the negative? >> look, i think people want to know what the solution are. i think they're nervous about their jobs, and they're worried about their kids not having a decent life and the ability to have the kind of life they had. >> stephen: when i listen to the republican debates it sounds like america is just a burning dumpster fire, and it doesn't feel like america is the burning dumpster fire right now. >> the debates are the dumbest things going. ( cheers and applause )

it's sort of like explain your entire life story in 30 seconds. harry truman couldn't get elected this way. >> stephen: harry truman wasn't elected the first time. >> but he won reelection. but my point sit's sound bites. how are you going to elect a president on the basis of a clever sound bite, especially if the sound bite is designed to attack somebody else. look, let me just tell you so you understand. if i can't win by being fundamentally positive, what's the point in winning? ( cheers and applause ) i mean, ought to win -- >> okay, so what's the positive message? the positive message that i'm hearing so far is that i'm positive. but what's your positive vision for america? >> look, we have to balance budgets, have commonsense regulations. we've got to cut taxes -- >> so some regulation is okay. you're running as a republican and some regulation is okay. >> look, the republican party is my vehicle. it is not my master. ( cheers and applause ) it has never been. so here's the thing, stephen.

i got a mic drop on that one. that's crazy. >> here's the thing. look i was the chairman of the budget committee when we balanced the federal budget. we had four years of a balanced budget. we paid down half a trillion of a national debt. >> stephen: that was under a democratic president. >> that's right. >> stephen: so you can work with a democrat? >> oh, yeah, yeah, you have to. >> stephen: should you be elected president? in the last 330 days you were in office, if a advocacy became open on the supreme court, would you look at the constitution, see the words, "the president shall," and go, "maybe later?" >> i'll tell you what the problem is, as soon as scalia died, it was one minute after his death and the politics started. we are so divided down there. and my approach is this-- i've sailed the president ought to withhold this and we're going to have an election -- >> wait, we had an election in 2012. >> can i finish? >> stephen: no, probably not. go ahead. >> all i'm saying is it's an opportunity for people to, number one, vote for president,

court. if i were president, just like when i'm governor of ohio, you have to bring people together. and you can't have all this fighting back and forth like we have in washington. look, you can't solve these problems, stephen, social security. you can't solve the border. growing unless you have some sense of unity. >> stephen: so if you were president and you were president obama, you would say, "i will not appoint anyone." >> no-- we're not going to have this division. because i'm going to spend my grow this economy -- >> you said-- you said, if i got this right, you said the president should not appoint unanimously approved. >> i said acclaimed-- stephen, look, the president is going to send the nominee up. >> stephen: but no one will be unanimously approved. >> i'm talking about someone the overwhelming consensus says that's the person we want. >> stephen: we won't even get that with the president. how can we possibly get. ( cheers and applause ). >> look, you're going to have an election-- let me tell you,

now in before we know it the blink of an eye. and that person who is elected president will have the confirmation to appoint whoever they want, and i think it will be a more orderly, lespolitical fight than what we see now. >> stephen: you don't think that presently exists in the constitution when it says, "the president shall appoint." >> no, he can't appoint. he can nominate. and the senate carries out their responsibility. >> stephen: it doesn't say the president can do it if it's not his last year. it says, "the president shall." >> all i'm saying is i'm tired of all the fighting. >> stephen: i'm not fighting with you. >> i'm talking about down there. >> stephen: in south carolina. they like fighting down there. ( laughter ). >> what i want to do is have respect between the parties again. i want them to stop demonizing one another, andiment to again to have everybody remember that we have to pull together, in my opinion, with conservative

diit when i was budget chairman, diit in ohio. and i that's what i want to do and i see the fighting over the judge isn't going to work out. >> stephen: good luck, governor. thank you so much for being here. ohio governor john kasich. my fellow americans... they say we're a nation divided. that's not true. we agree on a lot. like paul rudd. everybody loves paul rudd. i didn't know this was going to happen! you know what else everyone loves? emojis. no. beer! that's why we're forming the

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>> stephen: that's it for "the late show." tune in tomorrow when my guests will be tea leoni, from hbo's "togetherness", amanda peet, triumph, the insult comic dog and cross-country cyclist, jeffrey tanenhaus. now stick around for james corden. good night! captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> reggie: are you ready to have some fun feel the love tonight

it's the late, late show >> ladies and gentlemen, all the way from new mexico, give it up for your host, the one, the corden! (cheers and applause). >> james: hello, good evening, welcome to the "late, late show." fine crowd tonight. thanks for being here. thank you so much, guys. ladies and gentlemen, the south carolina primary is on saturday and the candidates are doing everything they can to get noticed. now jeb bush hasn't been doing too well in the primaries. he finished fourth in new hampshire but yesterday it seemed like he had finally changed his image and summed up

single tweet. here's the tweet. it is a gun with his name on it, and the caption just says america. (laughter) although he could have just captioned it, now will you like me? i can't believe he had his name engraved on the gun. although to be fair, jeb bush looks like its type of person who puts his name on literally everything. you know what i mean? like he's got a label maker. if you look inside his fridge, you see like jeb's pepsi. jeb's cheese, keep off. but jeb, if you are running for president and you want to post a picture of guns, you do it the way speak of the house paul ryan did it. there's some guns. there is some guns for you. (cheers and applause)

of changes, his new gun-toting image isn't the only change. after saying he would never ditch his glasses this week jeb appeared wearing contact lenses. and i have to say, the new look really suits his tuferrer image. most people actually do look cooler without glasses. jeb looks like a turtle who has lost his shell. (laughter) also, like, is anyone else worried that jeb got rid of his glasses the same week he got a gun? (laughter) it feels like someone is about to get shot. (applause) but jeb's reinvention has left a really bad taste in everyone's clinton. take a look at what happened at a recent campaign event.

ank you, hazel. >> james: thank you, hazel. she's clearly not very well. but we have more footage of her at another event. and i'm sorry to say her cough has actually taken a turn for the worse. (barking) plawses (applause). >> james: i feel like we should explain, we should explain dwr she is barking like a dog but a, we don't have time and b, it's just funnier if we don't. but with jeb's waffling and hillary's barking, it seems like running for president just drives you crazy. now luckily bar ak obama is still-- barack obama is still talking sense, here is what he said when asked if donald trump could be president. >> i continue to believe mr. trump will not be president. and the reason is because i have a lot of faith in the american people. >> james: yes, finally. (cheers and applause)

citizens. you know, i trust everything this guy says. >> and i think they recognize that being president is a serious job. it's not hosting a talk show. >> james: okay, right, what? what? why was that the first job you mentioned as a nonserious job right there. what about a clown or elvis impersonators or the guy who djs at the zoo? you know what i mean, like hosting a show isn't easy, mr. president, right. you dress up as a pinata on cinqo de mayo and have ll cool j whack you with a baton and then tell me it isn't serious. can you do that? i don't think so. still bruised. bruised like a peach.

our nonserious show tonight and meet our nonserious guests? (cheers and applause). >> james: in the orange room, is he one of the busiest guys around, he's a director, producer, writer, comedian, responsible for pretty much every big comedy, movie and tv show in the last ten yeared knocked up, brides maids, girls, we're so happy he is back. judd app a to you is-- apatow is here tonight. hey, judd, you okay? just need a lit of a lone time. >> too much pressure. >> james: let's give him some space. judd apatow, everybody. (applause) in the blue room, you know her from dah son's creek, batman begins, the giver. she's so good in her new film, it's incredible. the beautiful, the charming, the

(cheers and applause) hey, katie, how are you? >> i'm good. >> james: how nice to see you. >> it's so nice to see you. >> james: it's lovely to sigh, we're so happy you are here. >> i'm so happy to be here. >> reggie: everything okay, are you being looked after, you have everything you need. >> i have ever i need, all this too, my friends, thank you for everything. it's a party. >> james: this is why we love katie holmes. katie holmes, everybody. (cheers and applause). >> james: and in the red room tonight, you know him from the proposal, the green lantern and now the incredible deadpool, he's also "people" magazine's sexiest dad alive. and the hottest-- mr. ryan reynolds is here tonight. (cheers and applause) >> oh, hello. >> james: how are you, buddy. >> i'm very well, thank you. >> james: how nice to see you. >> nice to see you too judd and katie have a much nicer room. look at this dump, right? right.

>> i have. >> james: yes. i think thras' all you, renolds. >> yeah, yeah, a lot of blood in here too. some crazy stuff happened. >> james: really? >> going to be a good show tonight. >> james: ryan reynolds, everybody. (cheers and applause). >> james: now this is exciting because in the purple room tonight we have the grammy-nominated singer songwriter, she is all the way from my little island and we love her there and you love her here, lianne la havas is here tonight. (cheers and applause) >> hello. >> james: lianne, how are you? >> i'm fine, how are you. >> james: look at this outfit. i love this. >> thank you very much. i'm so excited. >> james: we're excited. it's like a cool sord of lederhosen. >> yeah, i guess so. >> james: i love it. have you ever tried that with your hair, reg. >> reggie: i have never tried that. >> james: no, i would like to see it. it looks like you tried and gave up halfway through. >> reggie: yeah, i did. >> james: thanks for being here. lianne la havas, everybody. it's a fun show.

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up to the scene of the crime and i-- honestly, i couldn't believe my eyes. look at this, look. candles. candles. kandz els. candles. o.j. i mean i think i know who the killer is, it is a the phantom of the opera. it doesn't look like a murder scene, it looks like a boyz 2 men video. it is incredible, right. and the show, the show is packed with drama, of course. and the moment that everyone is talking about is everyone's like well, what went on during the bronco chase. >> chicken wing, you got your 20 piece in the bag, somebody got

we ran out of cheese. (laughter). >> james: they ran-- pizza hut ran out of cheese. they ran out of cheese. right? and the whole-- one thing i didn't know is that o.j.'s best friend is robert car disashian, right who is the father of the kardashians. and there is an amazing scene where he is showing, and sharing his wisdom with his children. >> we are kardashians. and in this family being a good person and a loyal friend is more important than being famous. famous-- fame is fleeting. it's hollow. it is something at all about a virtuous heart. 7 (laughter). >> james: i mean imagine what they would be like if he hadn't given them that speech. (laughter) >> so it's krin edible am you can just see kim in that clip going yeah, whatever.

little brother, then we'll see. but robert kardashian doesn't just care about the family, and this is where you get he cares about o.j. or as he calls him, juice. he calls him juice, and i know he calls him juice because he says it a lot. >> it's like he's not really the juice. >> you got it juice. >> uncle juice. >> the juice, juice. >> juiceness the juice. juice, juice, juice. >> juice. >> california highway patrol. >> juice, juice, juice, juice. >> juice, juice. >> he just really needed a juice box. >> james: they were on a break! they were on a break! look, i am obsessed with the show. it's on next tuesday night. we're going to back next wednesday and give another recap, all right. we've got a fun show tonight. stick around. we'll be right back with katie

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,, >> james: welcome back. let's meet our guests tonight. he stars in the if you il am. please welcome katie holmes. katie holmes >> james: coming out this friday on netflix, give it up for jud apatow-- judd apatow. (applause). >> james: he stars in the number one movie in the world, deadpool, go crazy for ryan reynolds.

holmes, apatow, reynolds (cheers and applause) >> i love that. >> james: thank you for being here. i think everybody knows each other here. you all have six degrees of separation. although you guys, you worked together, katie and ryan you were on the woman in gold. >> that is half a degree. >> james: a movie i enjoyed. katie when you were shooting that movie did you look at ryan and say this is a man who is going to win "people" magazine's sex ye dad of the year? >> well, you know what, how could he not. >> james: i tell you how he could not, because there are two people here who frankly were overlooked. i think they don't know we've got kids. that's what it is. >> or abs. >> james: no, i don't think it's that. i think "people" magazine right now is going to be feeling pretty foolish when they. >> he does produce a lot of firm, serious dads. >> i feel so inadequate. >> james: no you don't. are you the only one prop this up tonight, believe me, it's all

now you know leslie man, in a movie the changeup. what do you remember about that? >> i she is one of the funniest women on the planet. we had several kissing scenes which i-- you know, when we did these kissing scenes i made sure judd was on set. we made heavy eye contact. >> james: really? >> it really was more about us than them. >> she knew it too. >> james: so you would be kissing leslie but only making eyes at judd. >> in a weird way that is how me and leslie swing. >> james: because in your movies you get leslie to make out with some people. >> i'm always looking for someone for her to make out with. >> i thought future sexiest dad alive. >> damn straight. >> i feel like i'm the fourth hottest guy on this couch right here. >> james: really? >> you know what i think killed it for me-- . >> james: i disagree. i love it. i love a man who embraces it. >> you know, it is a frier tux type of thing which i'm not

i never realize i'm going bald unless i lean back against metal. >> james: on a hot day. >> i am hairy everywhere else. >> james: are snu. >> i'm so hairy, have i so much hair on my back i can see it in my shadow. >> james: no. >> yeah. >> james: i didn't even know. >> and i don't know how to trim it because it is like one carpet, like i don't know where you would, like thin it out. swrz what is happening with you under there, reynolds, are you a hairy man, do you manscape. >> have i hundreds of nipples under here, it's disgusting, when it's cold out i look like a porcupine. >> james: so it beant yeerd doing the kissing with judd's wife knowing that judd was there. >> for me actually no, it was quite liberating. >> james: yeah? >> it's always awkward when you do a kissing scene. they are always weird. the sex scenes, all that stuff. >> james: you have done a few kissing scenes in your time, katie, do you remember your first?

and it was, i was 18 and it was on dah son's creek and it was a guest star. and it is so awkward because with a first kiss in life, like if it doesn't go well, are you like oh, i got to get home or thanks, never have to deal with that person. but on screen, you are going to have to have lunch and probably have to work together tomorrow. so it's a little bit-- . >> james: was it a bad one or a good one? >> oh, it was good. >> james: who was the best kisser-- who was the best kisser on dah son's creek? the beek or. >> yeah, come on. >> james: who was the best kiss sner. >> who do you think. >> james: i think the beek because i would get straight up in his grill, honestly. >> i went to high school with josh and can i tell you right now he is a terrific kisser. >> james: really? >> i really did go to high school. >> if he says so, i mean. >> james: that is what you are saying t is affirmative. i can't believe it. i mean i will have to change my

>> are you getting me in so much trouble. >> i lost my virginity on camera i mean it happens. >> james: what? >> no, i'm kidding, god. >> james: in the movie deadpool you-- now everyone has seen deadpool, right? (cheers and applause) we love it here. reggie is obsessed with deadpool, right? >> reggie: i'm so happy that movie exists. >> thank you, reggie, thank you. >> james: you spent six months getting into incredible slaip for the movie. but you said that you worked out like a british person. and i am not entirely sure what you mean by this. >> no, no, no. for the movie i trained, i tried to train like one tenth of what hugh jackman does. but when in my normal life yeah, i train a little bit like a british person. i have been to one british gym and everybody is doing this, if i may, a lot of this, it's a lot of-- . >> james: that is true. that is it. you are absolutely right. >> yeah. and then they just go home.

and they're done. i love it. >> james: yeah, i work out like a dead person. that is what i do. do you work out, judd, are you a workout man? >> i don't even like counting. (laughter) (applause) >> katie knows. class together. >> james: no way. >> oh boy. >> james: did you go together. >> no, we ended up. >> james: you inned up there. is not-- i would be so embarrassed if i saw someone. >> i'm always embarrassed because it's like this, and you're kind of like-- you know, like you're dying. and then you're like oh [bleep], you know. >> nd i had mie shirt off. >> james: of course you do. let's take a look at a clip from deadpool which is in theaters right now. >> wait for it.