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>> jimmy: i appreciate it. if you're wondering what happened to my eye. i'll tell you what happened. some jerk back stage was mouthing off about you guys. he said this was not a good audience. said you're a bunch of losers and boozers, so i shoved him, and he punched me right in the face. this happened because i was defending your honor. i just want to make sure you're aware of that. tatum is all ready to get channing tonight. channing tatum is here today. on the same day that the supreme court paved the way for gay marriage. so am i the luckiest guy in the world or what? channing has a new movie called "white house down." and we'll see some of that. and we have outtakes from the i want channing tatum, but for now, let's try to focus on paula

deen, who doid show up on her interview with matt lauer, she cancelled last week. she admitted she used the word "n," the same one your uncle uses. the ham company she endorsed let her go. not a joke. now, today, walmart announced they will no longer stock her food products. and home depot said they won't carry whatever crap she sells to them either. this is the biggest scandal in the world of celebrity chefs, i think since mario bertel had sex. it got off to a rocky start when she tossed her keys to al roker. but -- it was an emotional interview. her message, though, was simple. her message was please keep paying me millions of dollars to eat mayonaise on television.

she even had her makeup artist draw her eyebrows curling upwards to the middle, and to show her remorse. she broke down when she talked about her grandson. >> i'll tell you about a conversation with my 7-year-old grandson. he stayed the night with me and i allowed him to stay up later than his bedtime entertain and i said -- i said you got me my trouble when you told your mommy and daddy that i let you stay up late. and he was playing with his ipad. and he looked up and he said, i don't tell lies. >> oh, gosh. >> jimmy: there is a silver lining in every situation. that is the thing, so -- i will say, by the way --

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: as an italian-american, i'm offended by her grandson's use of the word guinea. at the end of the interview, she said i is what i is. i believe she was quoting gandhi. >> is there anyone out there that has never said something that they wish they could take back? if you're out there, please pick up that phone. and throw it so hard at my head that it kills me. please. >> jimmy: well, you know what? she did ask for it. [ cheers and applause ] i'm sure she will be fine. very interesting, since this story broke, pre-sales of paula deen's upcoming cookbook have skyrocketed. the book is called paula deen's

recipes, 250, on monday it was 900th, now it is sixth, to be fair the only "n" word they use in the book is nutmeg, this is the kind of thing they can't afford to ignore. they made changes to wolfgang puck's book, it is called "i hate mexicans." what do you think of that, guillermo? >> it is crazy. >> jimmy: and the supreme court handed down the decision on the marriage. until today it was defined as a contract between one man, one woman and the producers of "the bachelor" but that is no longer the case. in one move, they struck down

the marriage act that benefits couples. every person must spend at least one year in the same-sex marriage. the supreme court also considered proposition 8 which banned same-sex marriage here in california. the court ruled they didn't have the right to repeal the reversal last year. which means once again same-sex marriage will be legal in this state. the only catch is gays will be required to use straight wedding planners. there is a lot of news coverage of the rulings today. but the best news is on ñifox.c. the picture today on foxnews.com. really the historic significance -- hey, somebody just told this guy it was free cone day at ben and jerry's. not only was the ruling a major victory this couple got a call from president obama while they were being interviewed live on

msnbc. >> the president is on the line. from air force one, president obama, go ahead. >> mr. president, this is chris perry, we thank you so much for your support. >> well, you're very welcome. and i just want to say, happy gay weddings to you. happy lesbian weddings to you. happy wedding -- gays, lesbians -- happy weddings to you. do you hear my phone? what did you think? >> thank you, mr. president. >> yes, i wrote it myself. >> well, thank you, and while we celebrate today we know we have to roll up our sleeves and get to work for those in the 37 states that didn't get marriage equality. but we're well on our way, and we thank you for the leadership. you're invited to the wedding. >> that sounds terrible -- >> jimmy: wow, what a weird

thing for him to say, i think he is taking advantage of those air force one mimosas. and there is another scandal brewing in the irs, an internal watch group claimed the irs workers used credit cards to buy seemingly inappropriate things. one irs worker bought diet pills, romance novels and steaks to the irs. i don't know who that person is, but sounds like they may have a sadder life than bruce jenner, even. hard, they use kazoos, and nurf footballs. is the irs running an underground chucky cheese we don't know about it. two of the irs cards were used to purchase -- if only two of the company employees used the credit card to buy porn, i consider that a win? i saw a commercial today, made in china, i feel compelled to

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golfer gary player, which is a big deal, because if you wanted to see a 77-year-old man in the past you had to go to the locker room at 24-hour fitness. i don't understand, i bet even gary player doesn't want to see gary player naked. but hey, maybe this will inspire older people to play golf. the race for mayor of new york city is getting interesting. the new poll shows that for the first time, the disgraced frontrunner, anthony weiner is in front. he was caught sending photos of his crotch. he has 25% of his vote, in no small part thanks to this campaign that has been running. >> my weiner is strong. >> my weiner is proud. >> my weiner stands up for women. >> my weiner stands up for new york. >> my weiner is a good weiner. >> my weiner has a mole on it.

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loves them. you know, justin bieber, you live here you know he had a big two-night stand at the staple center. if you missed it, it went baby, baby, baby, girlfriend, girlfriend, girlfriend, and then he went home. but as you know, justin bieber fans can be obsessive, so we sent a camera crew to ask their opinions on what we said about him. turns out, the answer is very, very blind. this is a special edition of justin bieber lie witness news. >> we're upset at justin bieber because his new bentley has tires made out of baby seals, should they just leave him alone. >> everybody else makes mistakes, too, they don't

criticize him. >> he is angry at justin bieber because his new tires are made out of baby seals, should they just leave him alone? >> yeah, because he can do whatever he wants. >> now, justin has said because of his touring schedule he doesn't have time to learn how to read. do you think he needs to learn how to read? >> no. >> especially if he is beautiful -- do you think justin was demented when he peed on the american flag? >> you know, just being a teenager. >> what do you think he meant when he peed on the flag? >> just a joke. >> do you think it was funny? >> yeah, it was funny. >> do you think justin bieber meant it when he peed on the american flag? >> i think he was just going

through a phase. >> was your daughter pretty upset over that. >> she still likes him a lot. >> over a game of cribage, justin punched the person so hard she had to go to the hospital. >> it depends. >> well, like what happened before that. >> well, she was clearly cheating. well, he is a boy, and boys mess around a lot. i don't think he meant to hurt her that much. >> what do you think of justin's new tattoo. >> i think whatever tattoo he gets is -- >> here is justin's newest arm tattoo. do you think it is hot that he has judge judy tattooed on his harm? >> yeah. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> so this one is very exciting. he got this last week. take a look. >> i love tattoos and i think it is so creative.

>> you like it? >> yeah, i love it. >> do you think justin should be allowed to park his new ferrari in a handicapped spot? >> yeah, i think, he is awesome. >> what if a handicapped woman was trying to park in that spot that justin bieber was in? >> i would actually make her wait, because justin bieber is justin bieber. >> do you think justin should be able to park his new ferrari in the handicapped spots? >> yeah, he is like god, kiss the ground he walks on. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right, we have got a big show tonight, the director of the new movie, paul feig is here. we'll be right back. stick around. the first time i saw a sony 4k tv, it was like opening my eyes.

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paul feig is here. and then playing his single from the "despicable me 2." and joining me, on friday, he teams up with jamie foxx in the new movie, "white house down." please welcome channing tatum. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you? >> i'm doing well. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: they have come to life all of a sudden. >> how are you, sir? >> jimmy: i'm doing well, i know you have been on this big press tour, has it been a good one? >> it has been good, i cannot

keep up with jamie foxx, seriously, i don't know how he does it. like in miami, we literally had to do telemundo, he had stayed up partying, i was like i got six hours of sleep, i'm done. >> jimmy: the key is to never sleep at all. it is like a constant party. he seems like he has fun in every situation. >> i feel like somehow, people just follow him around with turn tables and a microphone. it is just everywhere. >> jimmy: and to me, you seem like the kind of guy who likes to have fun and hang out, but compared to him, like -- compared to him, you're like me, probably, right? >> i don't know what you're like. i haven't exactly burned it down with you. >> jimmy: nothing going on a lot. but yeah, so it is hard to keep up with him. i would imagine it is, but fun probably? >> the best time i've had in my entire life, i hope to work with him for a long, long time.

you see the music video. >> jimmy: meanwhile, your wife is home with a new baby, and you're traveling around the world with jamie. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you have to do that thing where you pretend you didn't have a good time? >> absolutely, baby -- keep it down. such a hard day. >> jimmy: how old is your daughter now? >> she is 27 days old. >> jimmy: wow, well, that is nice. a good chunk of her life, you have been on this tour, you're in england, right? shooting a movie there? and when will they come back to the united states? >> very soon, very soon, we just got a baby passport for her, which is funny, i don't understand why you need a baby passport for her, they all look like the gerber baby. >> jimmy: so on the pass port is a picture of her of a baby? >> yeah, which is hilarious,

because the only picture, she has the specs like that, what are you going to look at the passport? can she make the face for me? i don't think she is the right baby. >> jimmy: and what happens when she is seven, and she is handing this baby passport -- you know, i could be wrong, but i think they give you a little passport in the box with the kcabbage patch babies -- are they at home? >> no, i stored them like in a village is. it is amazing, the countryside in england is beautiful. we go for walks, it is an area with a lot of land around it. you feel like fairies are just going to fly out everywhere. >> jimmy: really? and there is a lot of paparazzi over in that area. is that why i did that? >> they would take pictures of jenna before she had it, but we

just kind of ran away from everybody and got away. they were even staying outside the studio, following me home. and we were doing this sort of smuggling me in the back of cars and trunks. one time i even bailed out of the car and ran into the woods. i had to have somebody come pick me up a half hour later, i'm like sweat iing on a golf cours hiding under a bridge. >> jimmy: what kind of dad do you think you will be when she is a teenager? >> suicidal? i don't know, if she is anything like i was. >> jimmy: were you bad? >> well you know, the normal stuff, sneak out. >> jimmy: you would sneak out? >> yes. >> jimmy: on week nights? >> yes, my dad would snore, the windows would collapse a little bit, we had a sliding glass door, because it was florida, and on the inhale of the snore, you would be just like --

[ noises ] >> and you know you slide out. but it sucked when you came home and he wasn't snoring. one time i had to like basically sleep outside, not sleep outside, but i had to wait. he was sleeping. but -- i was like no, not yet. i'm not about to walk in and he is going to be just like what are you doing? >> jimmy: now, i want to ask you about the music video is, were you in london when channing all over your tatum came out? >> yes, thank you very much for that. >> jimmy: and now we very much regret, because i was thinking, hard to get out of your head, and i was thinking you would hear it for the rest of your life. >> i am so afraid people would think i'm such an egomaniac, because i walk around singing my name, you know how you sing so much about something, that it is not that anymore. half the people that don't know

me, they're like oh, my god. he just loves himself, doesn't he? >> jimmy: a kanye west level of egomania. it was funny, i was thinking it was a great thing. and then i thought maybe it is a mistake, it could have been a big mistake. >> even on hoda and kathy lee, she was like will you hoda all over my coffee -- >> jimmy: we had some of the outtakes that didn't make the channing all over your tatum video. nothing too terrible, but i think people will enjoy it. ♪ and i know -- ♪ >> definitely broke that. ♪

♪ ♪ ♪ [ noises ] >> and it is making my mouth do things. >> yeah, it is. >> thank you, jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy: channing tatum, from "white house down." we'll be right back. ♪

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take them out. >> jimmy: the idea of her going to a movie -- >> i was like don't you have to protect something? >> jimmy: making sure nobody sneaks into the theater. did you talk to her at all? >> yes, so is so funny, at the very end, she lets me know, though, she pulled me close at the end and said "never show fear." and i was never so scared in my entire life. i was like yes, ma'am -- >> jimmy: do you think she meant that sexually? >> oh, my god. >> jimmy: it is possible. >> not possible, i guess. >> jimmy: you know, i want to give you something. i have a little gift for you, a little something for your daughter. a memento from the music video that you were nice enough to shoot for us. here you go, that is for you. this is a little baby -- a little baby channing all over

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, there is still to come, music from pharrell williams. our next guest created the fondly-remembered "freaks & geeks" and the movie "bridesmaids," among many other things. his latest directorial effort with sandra bullock and melissa mccarthy is called "the heat." it opens friday. please welcome paul feig.

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> it is so exciting when there is a film director on the show, isn't is it? >> jimmy: no, the audience goes crazy, tell us about yourself, where are you from? >> michigan, a michigan boy, born and raised. >> jimmy: detroit -- even our warmup guy is from detroit. and he didn't say anything. >> i saw him hiding, son of a retailer, my dad owned a store when i was growing up. >> jimmy: is that a good deal when your dad -- i mean, is there anything in it for you? >> well, the only thing that is in it for you, your 5 years old, your dad says you're going to come work for me, so basically, free child labor. >> jimmy: i would imagine you get a free discount on canteens. what did you do there?

>> everything that nobody else wanted to do. i was in charge of cleaning the bathrooms, everything else that nobody wanted to do. but it launched my career. he allowed me to write, direct and star in the tv commercials for his store. >> jimmy: and star in them? >> yes, and you can imagine how good i was. i was obsessed with steve martin. so i had a three-piece white suit, and the high boys. >> jimmy: and exactly how old were you? >> i was 15, there were three series, first, the steve martin suit. and then groucho marx, and the tarzan. >> jimmy: all three, focusing in on the army demographic. what was the commercial like, what would you do? >> it was basically me talking to the camera, wearing different outfits. but then i eventually had the other employees wear the outfits and i would mince about in my

comedy gear. >> jimmy: and did you become a local celebrity? >> i thought i would be so famous. first day it aired, if thought today is the last day i can walk the streets. because i will be mobbed. it didn't happen. and i kept waiting for it to happen. and one day i was working behind the counter. the big hunter guy comes in. he says you're the kid from the commercial, i said thank you very much, and he said well, i didn't say i liked it. >> jimmy: you were able to achieve your dream of becoming a local celebrity. >> a local laughing stock. >> jimmy: that is unfortunate. how did you become a performer? >> i mean, i noodled around in the high school drama club. but my big claim to fame was i was ronald mcdonald, at age 17 in toledo, ohio. >> jimmy: wait a minute, you actually moved to take a job at

ronald mcdonald? >> no, i was transported over the border. i was in community theater, the guy who ran it was named tom shaker who was the ronald mcdonald for the detroit metro area. he was famous, because he was one of two recipients for the golden shoe award. he got it, i was there that day. he is flying to a new mcdonald's in a helicopter. it is coming in, it hits a power line, the helicopter crashes in front of hundreds of horrified children. he crawls out of the wreckage, takes his wig, and gets up and does his magic show. [ cheers and applause ] >> exactly. but that was like who is the other guy that got the gold shoe award? the platoon in vietnam? >> jimmy: and for that he got the golden shoe. >> the golden shoe, and realized

he could branch out into toledo, ohio. >> jimmy: well, were you a good ronald? well, you're no tom shaker. >> he said i can do this, i can do magic, juggle, we'll take you down to toledo and show you to the mcdonald's people. so i got the full gear, and the minute i get there, right before i walk in he says i told them you have been doing this for a long time. and he sends me in. ronald wore enormous shoes which i never wore before. so this was pretty much my entrance into the room. the expert ronald walks in like that. >> jimmy: were they angry? >> well, i played it off his comedy. i was sort of the clumsy ronald. i had these balls, they were lighter than nerf balls to juggle. >> jimmy: are you sure that tom was not screwing with you, it

sounds like he might have been. >> i got the gig, my first gig, they send me to the closing day of school, you know, the last day of school, elementary school. and all the mcdonald's reps are in the back. i'm trying to do this magic show, doing a poor decision, i said let's do the chicken mcnuggets. i see all of them writing no, earnido not do that. then i panicked, i'm like okay, i'm going to give out candy, i went down, you're supposed to have them come to a safe area. i go down, it was like the beatles had walked in. they attack, they reach into my pockets, he has candy. they tear my pockets off. candy is flying everywhere. i had more candy, i take it, throw it in the air. give the candy, they all run, i run out of the place with my

ronald assistant. i am like get in the car, he pulls up, i'm like get out. i jump in the car and rev it up. and i see the head of mcdonald's in toledo. he is running toward me with a big smile on his face, running, ronald, ronald, i shake his hand, he goes ronald doesn't drive. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: ronald doesn't drive! like a human pinata for a time there. >> yes, it was wonderful. >> jimmy: and then you came out to los angeles? >> yeah. >> jimmy: did you come out as a kid here? >> i mean, actually, i was 17, right around that same time i had done that and decided i wanted to try to get into show biz. found out i could audition to be a tour guide for universal studios. came out, my friend and i drove out for 26 hours, i said we have to go to hollywood boulevard.

we have to go, there will be stars everywhere. we pull up in front of your theater. i pull up, this kid from michigan, we stop, horrifying. and then two hookers jump literally on the hood of my car, and they run off. i don't know why they did. i personally think it was my father's way to get me to move back to michigan, for 50 bucks, will you jump on his car? >> jimmy: well, it is very nice to meet you. the movie it called "the heat." it is exciting. >> you know, it is sandra bullock and melissa mccarthy, you can't grow wrong with them. >> jimmy: well, congratulations. paul feig. we'll be right back with pharoah phar pharrell williams.

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