kimmel, actress jane fonda. >> have a great night everyone. kimmel, actress jane fonda. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- jane fonda. from "the mindy project" ike barinholtz. and music from mastodon. with cleto and the cletones. and now, good news. here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching, thank you for coming. it's -- i'm glad you're

refreshed and energized, because i tell you something, it is -- it's hotter than the parking lot in hell outside right now. this weekend, it was the third hottest weekend in september in more than a century here in l.a. it's over 100 degrees in the valley. heat warnings are expected to remain in effect. the national weather service is advising residents in southern california to strongly consider living somewhere else. not only are we having a heat wave, we are in the middle of a major drought, which is interesting, because of the heat, health officials are urging people to drink as much water as possible, but because of the drought -- [ laughter ] other officials would like us to not. i believe their quote was, take it easy with the water, you animals. hey, we have a new miss america. which is -- i was getting so sick of the old one. i'm happy we do it. last night, this network, abc, broadcast the miss america pageant, which is, i'm sure you know, the annual competition in which young women parade their almost naked bodies in front of

a panel of judges and whomever is deemed to have the best one gets a scholarship so she can go to college so she will hopefully never have to parade her mostly naked body around for money again. it's progressive. by the way, there's a ken burns documentary about the roosevelts on pbs last night. it didn't have a bikini competition, but -- maybe next time. miss new york won, miss virginia was the first runner up. you know, there's no smile more devastatingly pained than the smile of first runner up at miss america. i watched the show in its entirety. i got -- i just turned it on, i couldn't -- it really is something to behold. one of the strangest parts were the fun facts that would pop up on screen. they had little facts about each contestant. these are real, i promise. we didn't make a single one of these up.

>> jimmy: that's a fun fact? maybe if you're a zambian cheetah, that's a fun fact. if you're the one being attacked, it's not so fun. how about miss new york? miss new york was the one that did the little thing on the floor. she enjoys street hot dogs and her talent was tapping a plastic cup. sounds like a resume for a homeless person. but she won it. miss new york has won three years in a row now. you remember in the old days they would ask the finalists questions and the questions would be like, what personal accomplishment are you most proud of, that sort of thing? well, this year, they asked five questions of the five finalists

and these are the subjects they covered. >> ray rice. >> isis. >> gruesome videos. beheaded. >> rape and attempted rape. >> sexual assault in our military. >> 9-year-old killed their shooting instructor. >> military machine gun. >> you have 20 seconds to answer. go! what kind of questions are those? one minute you're holding a ventriloquist dummy, the next minute you're answering questions about rape? i'd it's ridiculous. it's miss america pageant svu all of a sudden. maybe they're training them to be fox news anchors. i don't know, but -- probably the best part of the night came right at the top of the show. this is how the contestants introduced themselves. it went on and on and on. >> from the state famous for the -- here's another thing to remember. i am meredith gould, miss south dakota. >> from the home of abc's hit show "nashville" and where keith urban is my idol, i'm haley lewis, miss tennessee.

>> from the state where our hair is big, but our hearts are bigger, i am monique evans, miss texas. >> my state's official snack food is green jell-o. putting my best foot forward tonight, i'm miss utah's karlie major. >> jimmy: how great was that. her state's official snack food is jell-o. and she's putting her best foot forward. somebody should get, whatever is reverse of an emmy is for that, right? we should introduce ourselves like that every night. you know what i'm saying? should we give it a try? >> let's do it. >> jimmy: all right. we're going to give it a try here. here we go. [ cheers and applause ] ready? okay. originally from brooklyn, new york, i'm the host with the host. most jokes, that is. i'm your host, jimmy kimmel! >> what happens in vegas stays in vegas. except for me. because i moved to l.a. in the '90s. i'm the band leader, cleto escobedo.

>> i'm from the same place as this guy. because i'm his dad. i'll call you on the phone. on the saxophone. i'm the sax player. cleto escobedo, senior. >> i'm from the land of sushi and sumo wrestling. i've got no strings attached. i'm the guitar player, toshi inagi. >> i come from the land of chowder, the red sox and parking the car. i'm the announcer, dicky barrett. >> i come from mexico, but i p-a-r-t-y in the usa. i'm the security guard, guillermo rodriguez! [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: we'll work on it. we'll rehearse and it get it -- we'll get it together for tomorrow night. [ laughter ] toshi, you were incredible. >> thank you. [ applause ] >> jimmy: guillermo, get back to your spot, what are you doing? >> i'll go back. >> jimmy: there's a lot going on right now at abc. the new season of "the view" premiered today. if you didn't get to see it, this is what you missed this morning. rosie o'donnell ate her own foot on the show. rosie is back, joining whoopi goldberg and two new cohosts, rosie perez and nicolle wallace, who is the former communications chief for george w. bush. the producers decided to add two new cohosts with the idea that maybe one of them will make it to the end of the week alive, so -- congratulations to them. and i want to wish congratulations to the new cast of "dancing with the stars."

tonight was the season premiere of season 19 of -- really? [ laughter ] you have to hand it to abc. when they go in on a reality show, they go all in on a reality show. this year, antonio sabato jr. is in the cast. alfonso ribeiro, tommy chong, kit, the car from "nightrider" is dancing this year. this is a big night for me. as is dictated by tradition, i will look into our mirrored ball and predict the winner. every season, i bet $1,000 on the competitor that i believe has what it takes to win. this is my version of fantasy football. i've done it many times. and i've won a lot of money. here's some of the winners i picked over the years. i picked helio castroneves. i picked kristy yamaguchi. i picked donny osmond. former child star. i picked jennifer gray. i picked hines ward of the steelers. i picked donald driver. he won. and i picked amber riley, i

didn't know who that was and she won. last year, my pick -- i've done this 14 seasons now, i've correctly picked seven champions. now it is time to reveal, drum roll, please, my prediction for the winner of this "dancing with the stars" season. earlier today, i wrote the name of a dancer on a piece of paper. i folded it up, i placed it inside of a tiny briefcase that i then placed inside of guillermo's tiny mouth. guillermo, is the briefcase in your mouth? >> guillermo: uh-huh. >> jimmy: and you are still dancing. >> guillermo: uh-huh. >> jimmy: guillermo, show the world who i picked. please read the winner of "dancing with the stars" is -- >> alfonso ribeiro. >> jimmy: that is right! alfonso ribeiro. [ cheers and applause ] i predicted that alfonso ribeiro will carlton dance his way to victory. you know who that is? >> guillermo: yeah, he used to come on the show. "fresh prince of bel air."

>> jimmy: that is absolutely right, he used to come on that show. speaking of coming on shows, i want to -- i heard you've been moonlighting. >> guillermo: yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: you have? >> guillermo: yeah. >> jimmy: last week, guillermo popped up on a spanish language tv show called -- [ speaking spanish ] >> jimmy: watch this and see if you can figure out what's going on here. [ speaking spanish ] ♪ >> jimmy: okay, so, what just happened? fleet week for the mexican navy or what was going on there? who is the guy with you in the other sailor outfit? >> guillermo: i don't know.

it was the first time i've seen him. >> jimmy: oh. [ laughter ] this was another odd moment. ♪ [ speaking span irk ] >> jimmy: okay, what happened there? what was going on there? >> guillermo: they have to guess what i was doing -- >> jimmy: yeah? >> guillermo: and it was a dog so i went like this. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you know, if you keep doing things like this people aren't going to take you seriously as a security guard. >> guillermo: yeah, i won't do it no more. >> jimmy: all right, very good. did you at least win? >> guillermo: no, we tied. >> jimmy: you did. >> guillermo: yeah. we didn't lose. >> jimmy: who ties on a game show? >> guillermo: only latinos. >> jimmy: i see. i guess if it's not the world cup that makes sense. at abc, floyd mayweather fought marcos may donna on saturday night. he won a unanimous decision, mayweather did, which most

people agreed with. but it did not go without incident. in the eighth round, mayweather claims that maidana bit him, he says he bit through the glove into his fingers. watch this. >> left hand by mayweather -- he is saying "he bit me." >> bit the glove? >> i don't know. i don't know how that works. >> he bit my [ bleep ] finger! >> i understand. i don't see nothing. >> jimmy: all right. hey, that's my move! [ cheers and applause ] only a matter of time before boxers are required to wear gloves on their teeth. one more thing. on this program, we love to teach. and that is why we teamed up with snoop dogg for something -- he's very passionate about it, and that is the animal kingdom. tonight, snoop dogg teaches us about one of the most feared beasts on all the globe, the crocodile, on tonight's edition of "plizzanet earth."

♪ >> i'm your host with the most, big snoop dogg. we're going to be checking out some animals here. what we got? wildebeests, crocodiles. oh, i like this kind of [ bleep ]. down there sipping water, watch this [ bleep ]. he's going to get under the water and creep up on you. i love this [ bleep ] right here. look at these dumb [ bleep ]. pull his head in there. bite his [ bleep ] neck. water with a lake full of [ bleep ] alligators. he's going to bite your dumb ass. get him, dumb ass. dumb ass. i don't want to be a wildebeest. they just dumb as [ bleep ]. drinking out of crocodile lake. eat his ass up. you ain't getting out of that hole. see how he's sinking now. they going in on the head now. that's it. that's it. you dead, buddy. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have a good show tonight. we have music from mastodon.

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>> jimmy: hello again. tonight, from "the mindy project", the exceptionally funny ike barinholtz is here. and then, from atlanta, georgia, their album is called "once more round the sun," mastodon from the at&t outdoor stage. tomorrow night -- we have two very funny guys. the comedy team of key and peele will be here. from "abc world news tonight", new anchorman david muir will join us. and we'll have music from fall out boy. and later this week, ty burrell, kaley cuoco, anthony anderson, len goodman. plus music from paolo nutini and bastille. so, please join us for all of that. our first guest tonight is an oscar, emmy and golden globe-winning actor who is as comfortable in leg warmers as she is on the big screen. you can see her atop an all-star cast in the new movie "this is where i leave you." it opens in theaters friday. please say hello to jane fonda. [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: how are you doing? >> hi. >> jimmy: you must hear this all the time. you look fantastic. do you get tired of people saying that to you? >> are you kidding? >> jimmy: how many times a day do people say that to you? >> several very talented hair and makeup people have spent a lot of time on me, they say it. >> jimmy: i don't believe that for one second. >> it takes a village. >> jimmy: i think we can sneak up on you in the middle of the night and you would look fantastic. >> you devil you. thank you. >> jimmy: how is everything? >> everything is pretty busy. >> jimmy: you just got back from the toronto film festival. >> yeah. >> jimmy: how was that? >> i love toronto, and it was great seeing this movie that i love so much for the first time with an audience. >> jimmy: you sat through and watched it with the audience? >> yeah. i hadn't seen it with an audience. the only problem is, you miss some of the funny dialogue because people were laughing so much.

>> jimmy: was that the first time you saw the movie? >> no, i saw it, but not with an audience. because it's a comedy, the audience is important. and man did they laugh. >> jimmy: that's great. that's got to be exciting to sit there. i haven't experienced that personally yet -- oh, it does feel good! [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] thank you. a lot of -- a lot of problems a lot of actors and i see this sometimes. especially here on the show, and we'll play clips from the movie, and actors will be sitting next to me and they shield their eyes. they don't want to see themselves. must not bother you, right? >> no, i like -- i learn from it. >> jimmy: that's good. >> yeah, no, it is. it's good. i look at it all. i'm doing a series and i look at all the dailies, what we shot the day before. but i think that one of my funniest -- neatest experience of watching a movie that i'm in was the very first time that lily tomlin and myself and dolly parton saw "9 to 5" with an audience.

dolly had never done a movie before and she was here and all her splendorousness. and i'm here and i just -- i spent all the time watching her watch herself. it was just so -- you know, she'd never done it before and of course, people were laughing at the movie and her. >> jimmy: that was her first movie. >> it was just her absorbing the love and the applause and -- >> jimmy: she liked it? >> she loved it. she just loved it. she's someone that would watch the dailies, yeah. she learns from watching, yeah, and i do, too. i know there are many that don't. >> jimmy: i learned something that -- i have to say, really threw me for a loop today. your name is not jane -- your name is the jane, it is fonda, but it's not -- your actual name is -- >> lady jane seymour fonda. when i -- >> jimmy: lady jane seymour fonda. [ cheers and applause ] that's on your birth certificate.

>> my name tag when you go to school, in those days you had to sew name tags in your clothes. said "lady fonda." isn't that awful? >> jimmy: your parents called you lady? >> yeah, and i was a major -- i did a movie with barbara stan wick, she had been a long-time friend of my father's, in fact i think they used to date. i did a movie with her. she was a madame and i played a hooker and she called me "lady" the whole time. it was really hard to get into character. >> jimmy: you would name a collie or something. jerry lewis would name his daughter. lady. >> i was a major tomboy to top it off. i stood before my fourth grade class, i said, today, i'm changing my name. >> jimmy: you did? >> not only that, even worse, you don't know this, it wasn't just lady fonda, it was lady jayne, j-a-y-n-e. >> jimmy: that's the least of the problems. so, i'm dropping the y, also --

>> get rid of the "y" and it's plain jane. >> jimmy: jane seymour is -- >> yeah, there's a jane seymour. >> jimmy: an actor -- >> my mother's maiden name was seymour. >> jimmy: historical figure as well, right? >> she was one of the wives of henry the eighth. we were related to her. >> jimmy: was she beheaded? >> yeah, i think so. great. thanks to my parents. a lady with a jane with a y and named after something who got their head cut off. >> jimmy: drinking heavily at the hospital. must have been some serious painkillers that your mom was on at that time. you mentioned lily tomlin. you were working on a show with her right now -- >> yes, we're doing a series for netflix called "grace and frankie." >> jimmy: that's great. >> yeah, i know. >> jimmy: you're grace and frankie? >> i'm grace, she's frankie. >> jimmy: that's fun. >> it's really fun to work with her again. >> jimmy: she is fun. >> she is so much fun. >> jimmy: i met her once and she's a lot more fun than i expected her to be. i don't know what that means, but -- >> i don't, either.

we insult each other a lot. >> jimmy: oh, you do? that's nice. >> a lot of fun. >> jimmy: we're going to show a clip and it's a good clip, when we come back. jane fonda is here. the movie is called "this is where i leave you." we'll be right back. >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by chevrolet. the only car company to bring built-in 4g lg to cars and trucks. you are loved. you are loved a lot. and in so many ways. and when you're wrapped in the comfort of pampers swaddlers with blanket-like softness and up to 12 hours of protection, all you feel is love. wishing you love, sleep and play. pampers. [door be♪l rings]

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don't know how you all got so repressed. >> hm. go figure. mom, i got it. i got the rest. >> you sure? >> i appreciate the help. >> i'm upstairs if you need me. >> hopefully you'll be looking for another sash for that robe, huh? double sash robe, mom. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that is jane fonda in "this is where i leave you." it opens on friday. i assume -- you were somehow enhanced in that -- >> i was hoping people wouldn't know and they would think they were mine, but no. there's a couple of guys in the valley -- there's always a couple of guys in the valley. >> jimmy: that's where they are. >> yeah. and i went there and it's fun, actually. they put -- they smooth this stuff on you -- >> jimmy: really? >> both of them, one on each side. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and it's -- >> jimmy: i bet for me it would be a one-man job. but they need to team up on you. i mean, really. >> it took awhile and it felt

really good. it's mads of silicone, they're not heavy. i should have had them bronzed. [ laughter ] there's been so much buzz about them that the studio, i think, is considering a sequel, that quickly, with them. >> jimmy: nice. >> but i love it. when you have tits that big -- people treat you differently. >> jimmy: they do? >> they really do. >> jimmy: in what way? >> well, they just pay more attention. [ laughter ] and i just -- i loved having them. we were shooting way out on long island in this -- there wasn't a lot of traffic, but there was just enough so when i walked from the makeup trailer to the studio, i would sort of let the robe fall open. >> jimmy: oh, you would? >> and watch the faces of drivers going by. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what a nice thing. did you -- did you get to -- do you get to keep them or -- >> they -- when you take them off, they fall apart.

see, one of the things that was so great about toronto and seeing the film with an audience is, i knew it was funny, but i didn't really know it would -- they'd have their own set of laughter. there was a lot of laughter about these. you know, so much that you couldn't hear some of the dialogue. >> jimmy: you know what? they're the stars. >> and she has a tendency to shove her children's faces into her breasts. on top of it. >> jimmy: what mother doesn't? this is pretty great. this is -- this is right across the street from us at the chinese theater. [ cheers and applause ] you put your hands and feet in cement right next to your dad, which is pretty fantastic. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you gave -- it looks like a peace sign. >> i decided i was going to do a peace sign, but nobody had ever done that. i was so surprised. i had to rehearse which way to do it, you know? >> jimmy: has anybody done just the middle finger, or, i guess that's not appropriate. >> i may have started a trend.

>> jimmy: there's a spot for the next fonda. one finger removed for each fonda. you know, when you walked with your dad on "golden pond," that was such a great -- i mean that must have been -- [ cheers and applause ] where you did the -- you went out on the diving board, you did the back flip to prove that -- >> i rehearsed so much to try to get that right. never really worked out well, but yeah, i wanted to win his approval. >> jimmy: right. >> show him that i could do it. that i was fearless. >> jimmy: let's show that, i think we have that. >> you're kidding. >> i'm scared. >> you're not going to fall. >> i'm scared anyway. >> don't do it. it doesn't matter if you don't do the stupid dive, it's not important. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: so that's a classic scene. we thought it would be a fun thing to do it -- we set a pool up outside in the back, can we

show that? we have that. we got the pool and we also got this outfit. and we were wondering -- [ cheers and applause ] if you would like to recreate that -- that particular moment for us. >> are you kidding? you really want me to do that? >> jimmy: i would love for you to do that. yes. [ cheers and applause ] would you? >> okay. >> jimmy: all right. okay. when we come back, jane fonda is going to back flip in the water. we wasted thousands of gallons of water to do this during a drought. jane fonda. "this is where i leave you" opens in theaters on friday. we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: "jimmy kimmel live" concert series presented by at&t. charlie, the demand on this network, it is increasing by the second. it's crazy, huh? and people are relying on it more than ever.

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>> jimmy: well, unfortunately, jane fonda is not going to be able to back flip into the pool tonight. she's being taken to the cedars sinai hospital right now. our -- i don't even know why we did this. [ laughter ] oh well. ike barinholtz and music from mastodon are on the way.

but first, you know this weekend marked the 200th anniversary of the star spangled-banner and the 200th anniversary of no one knowing what the word rampart means. the star-spangled banner was written by francis scott key, who was a lawyer. he set it to the tune of a popular british drinking song and it became one of the most well-known songs in the history of the world. we learn it in school, we hear it at every major sporting event, but i wonder how well people really know it. so we sent a camera crew out on hollywood boulevard, and asked pedestrians to sing the star-spangled banner. >> sing the national anthem for us. >> right now? >> yes. >> no. >> would you sing the national anthem for us? >> oh, which one's that? ♪ o say can you see ♪ by the dawn's early light [ bleep ]. ♪ o say can you see ♪ by the dawn's early light

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>> jimmy: hi there. still to come, music from mastodon. you know our next guest as the weird friend in the movie "neighbors," the weird russian on "eastbound and down," and the weird ex-con turned nurse on "the mindy project." that show returns to fox at 9:30 tomorrow night. please welcome ike barinholtz. [ cheers and applause ] >> woo. >> jimmy: hey, we met -- we met, we were both guests on "the howard stern" show earlier this year. >> hello, hello, hello. >> jimmy: that's right. you do the best impressions.

you really do amazing impressions. impressions of people that our audience has no idea who they are. >> are you saying our audience doesn't know mark the bagger? yes, i love him, yes. >> jimmy: we're targeting a very narrow demographic. >> very small demo of murderers. >> jimmy: that's right. >> i remember. you were so nice. you kept me on the show. you told howard to let me stay and i told you i felt like a young ellen degeneres and you were rickles asking carson to let me stay on the couch and you told me, you look like ellen degeneres. >> jimmy: i said that? i was trying to be rickles, is what it was. >> you nailed it. >> jimmy: good to see you. things are going well, yes? >> yes, they're going well. i saw you at howard, you were about to have a baby. i know that because i have a baby and now we both do. >> jimmy: that's right, we do. >> it's fun. >> jimmy: you have a daughter. >> so do you. >> jimmy: yes. >> you know what sucks when you have a baby -- is a lot of stuff. i love the baby. she is amazing. she's my life. but there's just certain things

that you give up and you have to change, like football. you're like a football fan, we're football fans. >> jimmy: yeah. you had to give up football? >> i gave up the way i used to watch football, which was the fun way. >> jimmy: oh. >> with my friends and we would hang out and drink and have fun and watch football. and now it's terrible. >> jimmy: really? >> well, yeah. >> jimmy: where are you? at your house? >> i'm at my house. >> jimmy: oh. >> i invite the friends over. she's napping during kickoff which is great, because when the bears score a touchdown on the opening drive, when eight giant men yell, this will wake up the baby. one room over. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and my friends are idiots because they have kids and they bring their stupid kids over. >> jimmy: oh, great. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you open the doors. >> i'm like, just bring your kids. and all of a sudden you have four, five babies in your house and you kind of feel like captain phillips. because you have, like, these thugs yelling at you in a language you don't -- i'm sorry!

hitting you in the stomach, and i try to walk outside and my wife's like, where are you going? an escape hatch? i don't know. i want to go somewhere. >> jimmy: what are you going to do about this? you've got to do something. i will give you some advice. >> tell me. what do you do? >> jimmy: you have to find, like, a, maybe a cousin or just a teenager in the neighborhood, a couple of them -- >> this sounds sketchy. >> jimmy: chip in and pay them to watch the kids. >> just pay a local teenager to watch the kids. >> jimmy: you know what's going on. all the other wives, their husbands are getting a lot of credit, because they took the kids out of the house for the day. they're in your house for the whole day. it's like chuck e. cheese over there. >> it is. who do you -- >> jimmy: i watched with my daughter, who i treated as if e was a football -- [ laughter ] last night and i watched that niners/bears game. i walked around with her like this and she seemed to enjoy it. and -- >> through four quarters? >> jimmy: almost, yes. my back was killing me at the end of it. >> yeah, yeah, [ bleep ].

>> jimmy: it was not so good. what are you going to do? >> we're stupid idiots. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you did your mark the bagger a minute ago. >> yes. >> jimmy: you do president obama and i know a lot of people do, but you really do it well. >> i used to play basketball with the man. many years ago in chicago. >> jimmy: well, that will do it. >> that will do it. but one thing i always think is funny, when he talks, it is always like he's on an aircraft carrier. he's always loud. one thing i want to say, jane fonda, you look amazing. jane, on behalf of all of us at the white house, you're really keeping it tight. you know? it doesn't matter what he says -- [ cheers and applause ] it's him on an aircraft carrier. >> jimmy: that's excellent. >> mastodon's on the show tonight. these guys are -- they are just the definition of hard ass rock. sasha and malia, they love this band mastodon and i'm very concerned. >> jimmy: "eastbound and down,"

one of my favorite shows, you played a russian baseball player. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: now, was that based on anyone? or that is -- >> a little bit. like we used to have these neighbors in chicago, and the woman was like this little old american lady. but her husband was like an old russian alcoholic. go figure. and they would have these horrible fights and you would just hear him being like -- like russian gibberish. i remember when i was little, i heard her yell at him one night, you're not my husband, you're my murderer! [ laughter ] i always thought about that. i don't know how she -- >> jimmy: well, that's weird. >> yes, i kind of based it off of his alcoholic -- >> jimmy: what about the haircut? who inspired this gem, because that's -- [ cheers and applause ] that is a beauty. >> in the script, when i got the script, ivan has a fauxhawk. i was like -- david beckham has a fauxhawk.

this is 2008. this is the era of fauxhawks, i love it. i got there, danny mcbride is like, man, you don't have to do this, but i found this picture. and he handed me a czechoslovakian high school junior's photo from 1988. and it was that, it was that haircut. and i was like -- yeah, you're paying me, i'll do whatever you want, sure. and i did it and then i came home and every time i slept with my wife, it felt like some perverse role playing. where it was like, oh, i'm going to play a war criminal coming home. >> jimmy: so, you possibly -- it's possible that you impregnated your wife with this hair. >> yes. you know what? if the baby turns out to be a scumbag, we'll know it was that. >> jimmy: i hope that's not the case. but you never know. now you're on "the mindy project." [ cheers and applause ] you got that job as a result of playing ivan.

>> mindy tweets and she saw that, and she's like, am i crazy or is the russian guy kind of cute? and i was like, you're not crazy, that's totally normal. she kind of hired me and my partner to write on the show, then they hired me to act on the show. yeah. she encouraged me, though, to get fat. she was like, you should be like a normal guy. and put on weight. i don't want you to be a skinny guy. i started eating a lot and gained a lot of weight, but then i did this movie this summer where i had to lose all this weight. >> jimmy: what was the movie? >> it's called "the nest" starring amy poehler and tina fey, maybe you heard of them. >> jimmy: yes. [ cheers and applause ] >> that's right. >> jimmy: why did you have to lose weight for that? >> here's the thing, the part in the movie is supposed to be like a cute guy. not even cute. just bangable. led to believe that one of these women would want to sleep with me. they literally see me the first time, i'm in a t-shirt, sweating. doing gardening work. that only works if you're in great shape. it can't be like, my god, that guy looks like he's got a great personality! i bet he can do impressions. so, i lost all this weight and i

think word got back to mindy and i came home and she was just like, i'm so excited to see your hot body. and i had to take my shirt off and they were all kind of like -- eh. i used to be, li, built like -- remember the grandpa on the munsters? i was built like him. and now i'm like herman. it's not that -- >> jimmy: as long as you're in the muenster family. >> pockets of fat. but i'm working on it. >> jimmy: sounds like you have an hr issue at "the mindy project." >> they'll be hearing from my lawyers very soon. "ike barinholtz, refer. season three of "the mindy project" starts tomorrow night on fox. we'll be right back with mastodon. >> dicky: "jimmy kimmel live" concert series presented by at&t.

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>> jimmy: i'd like to thank jane fonda, ike barinholtz, and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. "nightline" is next. but first, this is their album "once more round the sun." here with the song "the motherlode," mastodon! ♪ ♪ i can see what the world has done to you i can feel the weight feel the weight ♪ ♪ i can see what this life has handed you i can feel the weight feel the weight ♪ ♪ this time, this time things'll

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♪ this time, this time things'll work out just fine we won't let you slip away ♪ ♪ this time, this time things'll work out just fine we won't let you leave this way ♪ ♪ if you want it you can will it you can have it i can put it right there in your hands ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

this is "nightline." tonight, cruel punishment? nfl star adrian peterson charged with child abuse, sparking a firestorm of controversy over whether it's ever okay to hit your child. when does discipline become a crime? plus, mad men 2.0. who needs don draper? >> toasted. >> if you're a social media star, you can cash in big. these online celebrities have more followers than hollywood's biggest household names. and they're turning that into six-figure salaries. tonight, why some companies are trading in million dollar ad campaigns for this. ♪ everybody get up