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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. thank you, guys. hey, everybody. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for joining us here at our home in hollywood, california. [ cheers and applause ] liberal hollywood, california. liberal. i had a liberal elite day today. i woke up. i ate a big cat for breakfast. [ laughter and cheers ] then i had an a bone, then i had an abortion right after that. [ laughter ] and then i went to pick up my kids from their mandatory transgender surgery operations after school. and now, i'm back here spreading marxist propaganda on tv. that's how we do it! [ cheers and applause ]

i've got to say, i can feel we are still buzzing after the lincoln-dumbass debate last night. [ laughter ] it couldn't have gone much better than it did for kamala harris. she baited him masterfully. i don't think i've ever seen master baiting like that on television. [ laughter ] trump was either blowing his stack, or staring straight ahead. squinting, with a sad, madface. the same look he has on his face that he has when mcdonald's won't make him a mcgriddle after 10:30 a.m. [ laughter ] more than 67 million americans watched the debate on television last night. and of that 67 million, the one who seems to think trump did a good job is donald trump. >> i think it was the best debate, personally, that i've had. this was my best debate. this was my best debate. i thought it was very good. i think we did great. it was a great debate. we had a -- i thought we had a great debate last night. i thought i did a great job. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this is what he does. he gets clobbered, he gets absolutely annihilated, then he

just pretends he won. even fox news said he lost the debate bigly. [ cheers and applause ] so much so that after the debate, hannity tried to talk him into a do-over. >> she wants a second debate -- >> that's because she lost. she wants it because she lost. >> do you have an answer? >> i don't know, i have to think about it. but if you won the debate, i sort of think maybe i shouldn't do it. why should i do another debate? she immediately said, we want another -- you know what happens when you're a prize fighter and you lose, you immediately want another fight. >> you want a rematch. >> the guy that won is happy and thinking about it. >> jimmy: the guy that won isn't a guy, the guy that won is a woman. [ cheers and applause ] a woman who handed you your big orange ass so brutally, you're scared to face her again. >> no answer on their offer for a second debate? >> again, the reason you do a second debate is if you lose, and they lost. we looked at one poll, it was

92-7. we looked at another one, 86-3. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wow. wow. where'd you see that poll, 86-3? [ laughter ] can you imagine if we had an athlete like this? if the quarterback of the carolina panthers, if bryce young after they got crushed by the saints last week, at the postgame press conference said it was a great game, i was great, felt really good to get a win on the road. the reporter's like r, you got crushed. "we didn't get crushed." "you lost 47-10." "no we won 6-3 we won by a [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] honestly, we wouldn't know what to do. we wouldn't be able to process it. we'd probably have to throw him out of the country. [ laughter ] he'd definitely get put into concussion protocol immediately. but donald trump just walks around making stuff up. >> a very important debate.

she wants to do another one because she got beaten tonight. but i don't know -- >> why wouldn't you look at her? >> the polls are indicating that we got 90%, 60%, 72%, 71%, and 89%. >> where are you getting these numbers from? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i don't know where he got them. maybe he went to bingo, he's just shouting numbers? [ laughter ] "9-1! 68 cumulative 8675309! jenny, who do i turn to?" >> the polls are saying i won that by 80/20, 90 -- we have one, 92-7. i sort of believe that's right. i thought -- look, i've been told i'm a good debater. i think it was one of my better debates. maybe my best debate. >> jimmy: yeah, well, i didn't i don't know if it was your best debate, but it was definitely my best debate. [ cheers and applause ] the best debate i ever saw. i loved it.

[ cheers and applause ] i loved it. and the weird thing is, even though he won 125-2 or whatever, he's claiming it was rigged. he said abc should have our license revoked, that we're stacked 3-1 against him. he suggested kamala got the questions ahead of time. some of these nuts who worship him are saying she was wearing special bluetooth earrings that allowed her staff to food her information during the debate. or, could be, i don't know if you ever thought about this? maybe the reason he lost the debate is because he was the only candidate who claimed foreigners are getting meals delivered by petco in ohio. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i'm going to tell you something. he is terrified to debate her again. he's going to, make no mistake. he'll be too worried he'll look like a coward if he doesn't. but he's going to claim it's all rigged against him. this morning he told the suck-up squad at "fox and friends" he didn't even trust the fox news team. >> i know that last night, fox

news offered -- sent letters to your campaign and her campaign offering three dates of debates moderated by martha and brett. one is october 9th in arizona -- >> i wouldn't want to have martha and brett. i'd love to have somebody else other than martha and brett. i'd love to have, frankly, shaun or jesse or laura. >> jimmy: yeah. or kid rock or kanye or -- [ laughter ] kim jong-un would be very good. [ laughter ] a lot of very fine people. and as if the night didn't go disastrously enough for him, it wrapped up with an endorsement from taylor swift who posted a photo to instagram moments after the debate -- [ cheers and applause ] -- endorsing clafrs. kamala harris. she signed it with a shot at j.d. vance, "with love and hope, taylor swift, childless cat lady." good work, j.d., you really screwed the sofa bed with this one. [ laughtlau[ laughter ] >> in order to speak to woman voters who, obviously, they care

about what she thinks. >> of course. well, look. we admire taylor swift's music, but i don't think most americans, whether they like her music, are going to be influenced by a billionaire celebrity who i think is fundamentally disconnected from the interests. >> jimmy: hm. [ laughter ] you mean a disconnected billionaire celebrity like your running mate, donald trump? [ cheers and applause ] the one who has a skyscraper with his name on it? [ laughter ] trump this morning responded to the taylor swift endorsement, said not a fan. but i have bad news. his granddaughter, arabella, ivanka's daughter, two months ago had a taylor swift cake for her birthday. so eat that, grandpa. [ cheers and applause ] luckily for the trumps, they don't need taylor swift. they've got some pretty darn talented singers right there in their own family. ♪ well i won't back down no i won't back down ♪

♪ you can stand me up at the gates of hell but i won't back down ♪ >> jimmy: how about quiet down? can you do that? [ laughter ] taylor, not too swift. the always vomitus elon musk weighed in on taylor swift and her endorsement, because why not? he wrote, "fine, taylor, you win. i will give you a child and guard your cats with my life." which is a statement so creepy, it could be trump's running mate. [ laughter ] j.d. vance, i think we're just barely scratching the surface of what a terrible pick this j.d. vance was. i'd be surprised if he even makes it to november. trump's worst moment during the debate, maybe the worst moment of any debate ever, is largely j.d.'s fault. he has been spreading this stupid, this ridiculous, nonsensical lie about haitian immigrants eating pets in springfield, ohio. this is a story that originated on facebook. someone posted that their neighbor's -- not a joke, their neighbor's friend's daughter saw haitian immigrants eating cats

or geese or who the hell knows what. j.d. decided, i'm going to make this the centerpiece of every stump speech. then it wiggled its way into trump's little brain. and now this imbecile is forced to defend it constantly. >> why push something that's not true? >> well, first of all, city officials have not said it's not true. they've said they don't have all the evidence. >> they said no evidence. >> we have heard a number of constitt wasn'ts on the ground, firsthand and secondhand reports, saying this stuff is happening. when you have a lot of people saying, my pets are being abducted, or geese at the city pond are being abducted and slaughtered in front of us, this is crazy stuff. >> jimmy: yeah, well. it's so crazy, it almost sounds made up. [ laughter ] >> senator, you talked about your office has gotten a lot of reports. if someone calls your office and says they saw bigfoot, that doesn't mean they saw bigfoot. you have a sense of responsibility as a running mate, and he certainly does as the candidate, to not promote false information. >> it's a totally fair point,

but nobody's calling my office and saying they saw bigfoot. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: not yet, they aren't. if you did want to call j.d vance and say you saw big foot, the direct line to his office is 202-224-3353. [ cheers and applause ] please don't. he's very busy. last night he got a bunch of calls saying the sprinkles on baskin-robbins ice cream makes you gay. [ laughter ] do not call 202-224-3353 to report a bigfoot sighting. [ cheers and applause ] ace-hole ventura pet detective is very busy with important stuff. j.d. vance, jump, joe biden, and kamala harris were all in lower manhattan today together at a 9/11 memorial ceremony. trump, 12 hours after saying kamala was horrible and stupid and the worst vice president ever, he reached out, shook her hand this morning, told her she did a good job. good black job? i don't know. [ laughter ]

but a good job. poor mike pence. he's home watching this going, i was vice president for four years, this guy never once told me i did a good job! [ laughter ] it's weird. kamala has been seen in public with donald trump more times than melania this year. [ cheers and applause ] you know you did poorly at a debate when it's 9/11 and everybody's talking about what a disaster you were that day. [ laughter ] rudy giuliani was also on hand to commemorate 9/11, although he first accidentally went and save a speech at 7-eleven. [ laughter ] i'm glad they were there to show some kind of unity, remembering the innocent people who were killed and the heroes who sacrificed so much to rescue, and we also remember what donald trump did on 9/11. because donald trump was a hero on 9/11. he called into the local news to let them know that he now owned the tallest building in manhattan. >> wa actually was the second-tallest building in

downtown manhattan. it was alley before the world trade center was the tallest, then when they built the world trade center, became known as the second tallest, now it's the tallest. >> jimmy: that's right. never forget what a dick he is. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] he is. and a monstrous person. another memorable exchange from last night's debate is when trump was asked about his plan to repeal and replace obamacare. he dodged like that it was vietnam. [ laughter ] "what is your plan for health care?" he told the moderators he had a concept of a plan that he would release in the not-too-distant future. this must be some concept for some plan, because he's been just about to release it for a long time. >> we have no choice but to absolutely repeal, replace obamacare, and we're going to come up with a much better plan. we're going to come up with a great, great health plan. and this is a great plan. i actually think it will get even better. very importantly, it's a great

plan. wait till you see the plans we have coming out. literally over the next four weeks. we have a plan coming out, an additional plan coming out in a very short period of time. we're going to have fantastic health care, and the plan is coming out over the next four weeks. we already have the concept of the plan, and it will be much better. >> can you tell me what the plan is? >> we'll be announcing that in about two months wide receiver we're signing a health care plan twinth two weeks. >> 9 years after you first started running, do you have a plan, and can you tell us what it is? >> obamacare was lousy health care. >> so just a yes or no, you still do not have a plan? >> i have concepts of a plan. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yes, concepts of a plan. no one puts the con in concepts like donald trump. he didn't have an answer on the subject of abortion, either. he had lies. he had misrepresentations. but he didn't have an answer because he wants to have it both ways. he's for it and against it at the same time. kamala harris forcefully defended a woman's right to choose last night. [ cheers and applause ]

it was very effective. it got me wondering about how much some of these people who seem to know what's best for women's bodies, how much they actually know about the female anatomy. so we sent a team deep into the heart of texas to find out. ♪ >> do you consider yourself pro-life or pro-choice? >> pro-life. >> pro-life? >> pro-life. >> i'm pro-life. >> i think think a woman should make her choice before she gets in bed. >> it's come to my attention a lot of democrats think that pro-life people don't know anything about the female reproductive system, and i want to prove them wrong. how many eggs does a woman have? >> i have no idea. >> what is the c in c-section? >> not sure. >> how many eggs does a woman have? >> i have no clue. >> do you know where she stores her eggs? >> uterus, i think. >> just identify as many organs as you can, okay? go. >> the vagina.

>> i'm assuming this is an anus? i don't know. i don't 18 know -- this is a side view? >> you got the anus right. >> the anus. the vagina. the clitoris. >> the what, now? >> colit russ. it's over here someplace. >> the fallopian tubes? >> uh -- >> oh. >> oh no, i already guessed that. >> do you have a girlfriend? >> i don't. >> you don't? wow. okay. so we're going to play a game. we're calling "woman or ikea?" i'm going to say a name, you're going to tell me if it's a female reproductive organ or a piece of furniture from ikea. mons pubis. >> part of the reproductive

system. >> hemnes. >> the female reproductive system -- >> that's ikea. the kallax. >> ikea. >> female uvula. >> female. >> where is that located on the female? >> the uvula is below the waist on the female. >> you got one in the back of your throat. >> oh, that uvula. uvula, i'm sorry, i misheard. >> what did you think i was talking about? the uvula. >> oh, yeah, female. >> where that is located? >> cervix. >> mons pube less? >> i don't know what that is. >> i'm going to guess ikea. >> what kind of teacher were you? >> i taught biology and human anatomy. >> have you played pin the tail on the donkey? >> yeah. >> this is -- >> i can see where this is going. >> pin the reproductive system on the woman. okay, so super easy. you just have to pin the

reproductive system on the woman. >> all right. >> okay? think about it. >> you're share you've had second before? >> i would say yeah. >> okay. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we've got a good show tonight. james adomianian is here. we've got music from midland. we'll be right back with dave bautista!

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plays our favorite pillow salesman, mike lindell. his new stand-up comedy special is called, "path of most resistance." james adomian is with us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] then later, they are already teed up to play stagecoach in april, their album, "barely blue." it comes out next friday. music from midland. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night, martin lawrence and joey king will join us, with music from soul coughing. so join us for that. our first guest is a former wrestler with three “guardians of the galaxy,” two “dunes” and a “blade runner” under his championship belt. next, he plays a hitman in "the killer's game." it opens in theaters friday, please say hello to dave bautista. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how are you?

you look very trim. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you look trim. how much weight have you lost since your peak? >> since my -- well, a couple of years ago, i put on a lot of weight for a film called "knock of the cap." i went up to 315. >> jimmy: 315. >> i'm about 240 now. >> jimmy: 240 now, hold on, let me get some paper, i'll figure this out. [ laughter ] >> i've been trying to shed that weight since, i've just now kind of got to the point where i feel good now. >> jimmy: do you? [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: you look good. >> thank you. >> jimmy: it's funny. a picture, oh, my god, he lost like a whole person. [ laughter ] >> i'm still 240 pounds. people talk about me like i'm anorexic. >> jimmy: right. >> 6'4", 240. >> jimmy: i was hoping i'd be able to beat you in arm wrestling. as soon as you walked out i thought, no way. [ laughter ] your style is evolving as well. this is from the toronto film festival. [ cheers and applause ] there you are wearing a -- are

these pearls that you're wearing? >> i wore pearls, yeah. i've always wanted to wear pearl. >> jimmy: really? >> i thought, this is the suit to wear them with, i broke them out and wore them. >> jimmy: that's something you've always had in your mind, wearing pearls? >> i thought it was cool and edgy, and men have been wearing pearls lately. >> jimmy: they have? >> man, i'm going to sport some pea pearls. >> jimmy: why wouldn't -- you're wearing a necklace right now. >> yeah. >> jimmy: why wouldn't men wear pearls? >> exactly. >> jimmy: it does make sense if you're going to wear any jewelry. >> diamonds and pearls. >> jimmy: are those real pearls you're wearing? >> very expensive pearls. >> jimmy: did you have to give them back? >> no, i bought those. >> jimmy: you bought them? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you have them in a thing like grandma? >> i do, i do. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you've been a part of -- i think more than most actors, you've been a part of these big, great casts. you were in "dune 2." [ cheers and applause ] you were in this cast with all these different people. did you ever imagine when -- i mean, really, i guess when you're wrestling, you were part

of this great cast, also. >> yeah. >> jimmy: aboutyou imagine you'd be mixed up with all of these movie stars? >> no, even when you say it out loud or i see it written somewhere, it's crazy to me. you know what was the craziest thing? i have been part of these amazing ensembles of really talented people. i got to screen one of my films, "glass onion" -- [ cheers and applause ] i did an early screening for that film for the cast and crew of "dune." >> jimmy: you did? you invited them to see the movie? >> yeah, we got an early screening. we had a theater. i started inviting people. it ended up being a lot of movie stars there. >> jimmy: were you nervous about that? >> it was crazy. was nerve-racking for me. oh, man. being judged by your peers is rough. >> jimmy: yeah, they can kick you out of the movie if they didn't like it. [ laughter ] >> i don't want people to be uncomfortable, like have to. >> jimmy: who was there, who was at the thing? >> you know, everybody was there. well, not everybody. most people from the cast were there a lot of the crew. demi was there. my fondest memory of that day

was javier bardem's reaction to that film. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> because he was so excited about it. he loved the film so much. he was just laughing and dancing at the end of it. it just made me feel so validated and good. because i love javier so much. >> jimmy: he's great, right? >> i've seen him dancing after the movie. i think he looked at me differently. like, that type of validation. yeah, maybe you can act. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you started off even before wrestling, you were a bodyguard for a lot of these movie sars stargs? >> i was a bouncer in d.c. for 13 years. >> jimmy: okay. >> in between bouncing jobs, i'd take security jobs. >> jimmy: who did you work with? >> i did a night with billy idol. i did -- i looked on the for marky mark when he was still with the funky bunch. >> jimmy: is that right? >> jamie foxx came in and performed. >> jimmy: do you ever run in -- does jamie remember that? >> funny. i saw jamie at the naacp awards a few years back. "hey, man, you're not going to

remember this, but you came into d.c., constitutional hall, did a show, and i was your security." he didn't remember me, but he remembered the day, remembered the show. and i was telling him it was really great, and i can't believe i'm stand standing here talking to you now. he goes," look at you now, brother." crazy one of those surreal moments. >> jimmy: that is a strange moment. guillermo, i hope you're hearing this. [ laughter ] >> guillermo: i am, yeah. of course, yeah. i like you, han, great. [ cheers and applause ] >> look at you now. >> guillermo: look at me now. >> jimmy: you had long hair back then, right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: we found a photo. that's you. how old are you? >> i think i was about 24 there. >> jimmy: 24. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you shaved your head when? >> abowell, i started shaving m head -- i cut my hair seven, eight years after that. it was just so thick and hot. so i cut it. but i actually started shaving it when i was wrestling. and i shaved it, i was fine

being bald. i love being bald. one year i tried to grow it back out and it didn't grow the way it used to. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: how long has it been since you've seen that full head of hair? >> oh, man. it's been easily 15 years now. >> jimmy: i have an exciting surprise for you. [ laughter ] i know it's been a long time. since you and your hair have been together. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] there it is. we found it. >> you found my hair. where have you been? >> jimmy: yeah. oh, look at that. [ cheers and applause ] dave bautista, everybody! we'll be right back. >> lou: portions of “jimmy kimmel live” are brought to you by ufc 306 at riyadh season noche ufc live this saturday on espn plus pay-per-view.

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>> jimmy: that was dave bautista in "the killer's game." beautifully shot. >> this is such a fun film. this is actually a rom-com disguised as an action film. >> jimmy: i like that. >> yes. >> jimmy: you play an assassin who's misdiagnosed? >> misdiagnosed with terminal illness right when he falls in love for the very first time. >> jimmy: yeah, perfect, very good timing. do you find when you're doing these action scenes that you're better at them than most because of your wrestling? >> i don't know if i'm better, but i'm really comfortable with them. yeah, from wrestling and from the martial arts that i've done over the years. i think i'm just somewhat good at it. >> jimmy: uh-huh? >> pretty comfortable with it, yeah. i like it. i like fight scenes. >> jimmy: do you like fight scenes. are people ever foolish enough to foointd fight you in real life or try to fight introduce? >> yeah, even when i was bouncing, when i was super massive, people were trying to pick fights.

i actually -- i had some guy half my size one time, i was at a fuddruckers. [ laughter ] i was in a fuddruckers. and i was there minding my own business, with my girlfriend, he started talking about my girlfriend. i turned around, "dude, what's your problem?" he jumped up in my face. he said, "i don't care if you're big, i hit you three times while you hit me once." he was so in my face, so aggressive, i pushed him. he ran around like he was losing his mind, "oh, no, no!" i'm wondering what this guy's doing. he puts up a "wet floor" sign off the floor. i'm thinking no way this guy's going to hit me with a "wet floor" sign. no way he's going to do it. crack! he cracked me right in the head. then he tackled me into the salad bar. yeah, the salad bar shattered. yeah, it was -- [ laughter ] so yes, the answer to you question. people actually pick fights with me. and i don't want to fight. i would rather hug it out. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, right, yeah. that's crazy. i guess he's fortunate that you

didn't decide to kill him afterwards. >> i choked him a little bit. then when the police came, they charged me. >> jimmy: they did? >> because i pushed him. they said that started the fight. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> yeah. so they ended up dropping the charges, but yeah. i choked him a little bit. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: the trouble with fuddruckers. stuff that doesn't happen to a movie star. i bet you didn't tell the funky bunch about that incident. >> no, didn't tell marky mark. >> jimmy: it's great to have you here. the movie is called "the killer's game." [ cheers and applause ] it opens at the movies friday. dave bautista, everybody. we'll be right back with james adomian.

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, welcome back. music from midland is on the way. our next guest is a very funny guy and our resident my pillow man. >> well, i'm seeing sued for $1.3 billion, and i need some representation. so right here -- hey! hey!

what kind of dark magic is at play? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: his new standup comedy special "path of most resistance" premieres on youtube one week from tomorrow. please welcome james adomian. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ i have to say, it's weird to see you as you. >> i know. i was worried. i was watching backstage, i was like, did they get the wrong guy out of the claw machine? how do we know it's not just mike lindell who's like, "i cleaned up really good!" >> jimmy: no, sometimes -- now, i have to say, i'm confused. most of the time when we talk, every once in a while in the hall we'll talk and it's you, and i have to tell you, it's always a little weird for me. but the moustache, that is always glued on or sometimes you do have a moustache? >> this has thrown people out for centuries about me.

[ laughter ] sometimes there is a moustache, sometimes there's not. i like moustaches. but they have a way of going away. >> jimmy: uh-huh? >> and so, you know, sometimes when i'm here, it's fake. sometimes, it's real. but it looks realer when your makeup department does it, that's how good they are. >> jimmy: it looks more like mike lindell. how long you been doing that here now? >> three years? >> jimmy: only three years? >> yeah, since the end of the pandemic. >> jimmy: i love it. it's one of my favorite things. i mean, it's one of those imitations that nobody else does. >> gosh, jimmy, oh, boy, love ya, oh boy. it's so great to be here. [ cheers ] i feel like i live in a world of pillows, and you're the dreams that i have. [ laughter ] tonight the pillow comes off! >> jimmy: they love this am minnesota, where mike is from, right? >> i know, he brought that up. he was here with us. and he was like, "oh, gosh, they really love you in the star tribune up in the twin cities." >> jimmy: do you do -- the minnesota accent, was that in your repertoire beforehand?

>> i just -- i people stumbling into it. i'm not from there. i've been there. it's cold. you know what it's like. >> jimmy: yeah. >> you go to minnesota and you're like, brr, how do they do this? i just keep stumbling into it, because they have a really -- we've got the weirdest accent up there boss sglibl they do, right. >> it's just -- it's lakeside gut it's also the lakes are made of ice. >> jimmy: who else is from minnesota? governor ventura, jesse ventura. >> you got it. it's way further down here. [ laughter ] ya got jesse ventura, it's like somebody took a standard minnesota accent and left it in the oven too long. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and, well, principalsed away. you don't do prince, do you? >> well, it's the same as the jesse. [ laughter ] that's what it sounds like. >> jimmy: you do -- >> the artist formerly known as the governor. >> jimmy: you did bernie sanders with bernie sanders. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i saw that. that was very funny.

>> yeah, that was a fun thing to do. >> jimmy: was it fun for bernie? >> no. he -- no. >> jimmy: he's can tank russ? >> he's a grumpy guy. >> jimmy: he is. >> he's like america's granddad who didn't get the job of grand granddad. [ laughter ] he's -- like, he didn't want to do it. we were doing this thing, bernie versus bernie. his team wanted him to do it, but he didn't personally. when he was trying to back out at the last minute, "the senator wants to talk to you, he's not fur if she wants to do it." in the middle of putting this makeup on, i get the phone call, there's a them throat 95 clearing on the other end of the phone. "hello, this is james?" "yes, senator. i know this is a big break for you right now." "what are we doing?" "well, wasn't to make you look good, talk about some numbers, you know, the top 1% of the top 10% of the top 1% is a smaller percentage than the bottom 99% combined." [ laughter ]

[ cheers and applause ] "the square root of 400 is 10 times 2, that's just pure math right there." >> jimmy: and does he like -- does he think it sounds like -- does he appreciate it? >> no, he was like this. he was like, "okay, all right." he has a way -- bernie has a microphone, he will touch it. he >> jimmy: drive is tv people crazy. >> "how much longer are we doing this?" his wife, however, was behind him, trying not to laugh. >> jimmy: yeah, she's got a good sense of humor. >> that's all that matters. >> jimmy: are the arms important? >> "we're testing out what exactly is the wingspan here." [ laughter ] "this is an endangered condor." >> jimmy: have you ever worked in radio? have you done that? >> briefly. college radio. i think your background is radio. >> jimmy: yeah, i started also in college radio. when i was in high school -- i was always very advanced.

[ laughter ] college radio, someone's listening, usually. >> right, right. i used to call in to the open line radio stations in los angeles and stuff. yeah. and no one listens. you can do whatever you want. >> jimmy: uh-huh? >> and, i mean, i -- i grew up as a fan of it, though. i love all those guys. i love, you know -- the terrible ones, the great ones. >> jimmy: right, yeah. >> and i love the overnight radio thing. i have this character i do sometimes, don valley, who's like, "it's overnight radio, midnight to 5:00 a.m. let me tell you about the overnight radio slot. if you're up this late, you might be watching television. if you're listening to the radio, you're doing something sad." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you're very right. i love those overnight -- the overnight shift. >> yeah. "let me tell you about rock 'n' roll radio." "midnight to 5:00 a.m., early hours." >> jimmy: you have this stand-up special, which is very funny. it's premiering on youtube a week from tomorrow. >> that's right.

thank you. "path of most resistance." [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: this is your first taped stand-up special? >> that's right. >> jimmy: you shot it here in l.a.? >> l.a., the a elysian theater. we shot it a year ago, it's coming out now. id did it out all the laughs, put in laughs from funnier stand-up specials. "about get that laugh out of there, get that mark maren laugh in there." >> jimmy: you talk about being armenian -- >> we get one laugh out of it exactly. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and you also, boy, i hope this doesn't embarrass you. as the special goes on, this is the beginning of the special -- >> beginning, yes. >> jimmy: then we get a little bit -- >> start to get a little wet there, yeah. and then you see -- [ laughter ] it's a rorschach pattern. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and then finally -- >> jimmy, it's whatever you want to see, really. >> jimmy: you know, if you skipped right to completely soaking wet, no one would have noticed.

>> that was -- believe me, there was some heated conversations backstage. >> jimmy: it looks like they were all heated conversations, yeah. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> actually, you got it backwards. i was drying out over the course. i started wet, i was drying out. >> jimmy: that's a great title for the next one, yeah. [ laughter ] speaking of another title, my cousin told me, he was like, "good job on your special, path of moist resistance." [ laughter ] i'm like, i missed it! that was a good one. >> jimmy: it's not too late. good old cousin ritchie. james adomian has a stand-up special called "path of most resistance." there's no "i" in most. it's on youtube a week from tomorrow. james adomian, everybody. we'll be right back with midland!

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our thanks to dave bautista and james adomian. apologies to matt damon. we ran out of time for him. "nightline" is next, but first, their album “barely blue” is out next friday. here with the song “lone star state of mind,” midland! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

♪ ♪ y'all come back now that's what the sign said but it's been too long i ain't been back yet ♪ ♪ i don't wanna find out you movin' on since i been gone ♪ ♪ we were better in a memory maybe the best of me is still in abilene ♪ ♪ you said that i'd forget you but you were wrong ♪ ♪ i'm in a lone star state of mind blue as an ♪ ♪ amarillo sky i must've made the red river rise ♪ ♪ cryin' all the way to the other side and i got a good ♪ ♪ thing in tennessee but there'll always be a part of me ♪ ♪ that never made it 'cross the state line

oh, i'm in a ♪ ♪ lone star state of mind ooh-oh ooh-oh ♪ ♪ ♪ our little hometown couldn't hold me and then i lost you ♪ ♪ chasing my dreams i guess everything's bigger in texas ♪ ♪ even all of my regrets i'm in a lone star state of mind ♪ ♪ blue as an amarillo sky i must've made the red river rise ♪ ♪ cryin' all the way to the other side and i got a good ♪ ♪ thing in tennessee but there'll always be a part of me ♪ ♪ that never made it 'cross the state line oh, i'm in a ♪ ♪ lone star

state of mind and all these lonely miles ♪ ♪ between us and just as many lonely days ♪ ♪ lord we both had our good reasons and i know you ♪ ♪ just had to stay now i'm in a lone ♪ ♪ star state of mind blue as an amarillo sky i must've made the ♪ ♪ red river rise cryin' all the way to the other side ♪ ♪ and i got a good thing in tennessee but you'll always ♪ ♪ be a part of me that never made it 'cross

the state line ♪ ♪ whoa i'm in a lone star state of mind ♪ ♪ in a lone star state of mind ♪ ♪ whoa ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] this is nightline. >> tonight, the disgraced mo money mo problems rapper and mogul. come on ma. >> come on girl. i'm crazy.

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