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will reeve, and music from los lonely boys. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you very much. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us. please, relax. here at the american broadcasting company after another prostate-busting night of "the golden bachelorette" tonight. wow, what a show. we started with 24 men vying for joan's tv love, and we're down to 14. six were eliminated, four died of natural causes. [ laughter ] tonight, the golden guys had to decide who would sleep on the top bunk, which was not as easy

as it sounds. some of them snore, some of them have bad knees, one of them sleeps naked. [ laughter ] and they all wake up a lot to go pee. [ laughter ] a lot of logistics going into putting five guys in one room. they're lined up outside the men's room like it's a lakers game at 4:00 a.m. [ laughter ] instead of a cocktail party, this week, they had a barbecue. i'll tell you something. you ladies know. there's nothing sexier than a bunch of men in their 60s arguing over how to grill a brurger. [ laughter ] >> you're cooking a burger, don't ever pat it down. >> right. >> you gotta barbecue right. i think i'm going to barbecue sauce them now. >> i wouldn't put barbecue sauce on my burgener 30 years, i mean, it just can't happen. because i like the flavor of the meat. >> this is new york style, and i also cook my burgers to medium rare, not overdone. it's just me. a lot of people don't like to see any pink. i love my burgers mooing. actually, all your burgers are

done right now, just saying. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that was jack from chicago advocating for pink meat. and i have to say, i couldn't possibly agree with anything anyone has ever said more. [ laughter ] after 21 years of this show, i'm finally in love. and it's jack. [ laughter ] [ applause ] and by the way, well done with bbq sauce is not new york style. new york style is with mustard and pickles and a little nibble of a rat bite taken out of it. [ laughter ] but jack hit the road, joan sent him home. and for the 14 remaining bachelor hopefuls, the stakes are as high as the testicles are low. [ laughter ] >> this is a golden stunt now, and it just got real. >> joan's graceful and poised and elegant. she really does look like royalty. >> i just think she is -- [ laughter ] she has the grit, she has the stam stamina. >> i was mesmerized by her beauty, her eyes, her poise. it was just really something for me to experience.

>> she's making it easier to form a union. [ laughter ] in union, a family does better. i'm just very excited about it. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: balls to the walz, that's right. president biden was up early this morning to chat with the ladies of “the view.” this was the first time a sitting president has been on “the view” live, and it worked out perfectly. he was fun, he was sharp, and the taping ended just before bedtime at noon. [ laughter ] meanwhile, team trump is reeling from yet another computer hack. the trump campaign has now been hacked twice in the last two months. which is what happens when you store secret documents next to the urinal at a golf course. [ laughter ] after the first hack in august, several news outlets got an email containing sensitive, inside information from someone who went by the name “robert.” we don't know who “robert” is, but he sent the email from an aol account, so we do know that he's more than 65 years old. [ laughter ] intelligence officials believe iran was behind the first hack and could be behind this one, too. trump campaign spokesworm,

steven cheung, said the hack shows that iran is “terrified of the strength and resolve of donald j. trump.” and it also shows that his password is mcnuggets123. [ laughter ] one of the journalists who received the stolen material said the documents, “may be embarrassing or problematic to members of the trump campaign.” as if anyone who works for the trump campaign is capable of embarrassment. [ laughter ] the good news for trump is the reporters refuse to publish the documents because they have journalistic integrity. and because rewarding another country for hacking into a candidate's emails would be downright un-american! >> russia, if you're listening, i hope you're able to find the 30,000 emails that are missing. i think you will probably be rewarded mightily by our press. >> jimmy: well, i guess there's no such thing as karma. [ laughter ] the iranians, though, they really do seem to have it out

for trump. last night, trump was personally briefed by the director of national intelligence about potential threats from iran to try to assassinate him. when trump heard this, he said, “oh my god. iran? who did i run from?” [ laughter ] [ rim shot ] thank you. [ applause ] the lie-a-tollah went right to truth social to squeeze some juice out of the situation. he wrote, “big threats on my life by iran. the entire u.s. military is watching and waiting. moves were already made by iran that didn't work out, but they will try again. not a good situation for anyone. i am surrounded by more men, guns, and weapons than i have ever seen before.” except for that night i slept over at kid rock's house. [ laughter ] and then, he said something i've never seen him say before. thank you. [ laughter ] “thank you to congress for unanimously approving far more money to secret service. zero 'no' votes. strictly bipartisan. nice to see republicans and democrats get together on something.” yes, i wonder who has driven them so far apart?

[ laughter ] it's a mystery. and yet, even though both parties joined together to protect him while he plays putt-putt, he's angry at the white house for not doing more. >> as you know, there have been two assassination attempts on my life. that we know of. and they may or may not but possibly do, iran. but if i were the president, i would inform the threatening country, in this case iran, that if you do anything to harm this person, we are going to blow your largest cities and the country itself to smithereens. we're going to blow it to smithereens. you can't do that. >> jimmy: right. and the reason you can't do it is because they currently have the ability to activate a nuclear weapon in about a week. and the reason they have that

ability is because you backed out of the deal agreeing to dismantle most of their nuclear weapons. oops, you did it again! [ applause ] and then, because he is nothing if not a clear thinker, trump followed that wish for world war iii with iran with this. >> they talk about the paper clip. the paper clip is a very simple thing. a lot of people say, gee, why didn't i think of that? >> jimmy: yeah, no one has ever -- never been said by anyone, ever. the paper clip was invented more than 150 years ago. no one has ever looked at a paper clip and said, "gosh, if only i'd been born in 1851, i could have invented this!" [ laughter ] yesterday, trump was in georgia where they're working very hard to fix the election for him. and once again, he had a little mcfit about whether or not kamala harris worked at mcdonald's. >> she lied about mcdonald's. she said, i was a worker over mcdonald's and i stood over the french fries. i'm going to a mcdonald's over the next week, and i'm going to stand over the french fries. because i want to see what her job really wasn't like, because she never -- i stood over the

french fries, and i was tough. it was hot outside, it was hot -- she never worked there, it was a lie. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he really should just be running for mayor mccheese. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] it's so dumb and so petty. but so is he, i guess. and for whatever reason -- maybe they don't have anything real to criticize. his sycophant friends at fox news just eat this stuff up. >> joey from oak hills, california, hopefully mr. trump will work the french fryer, then at least one of the candidates w will have worked at mcdonald's. it's 7 a great move, trump's at his best when he's in a fast food restaurant. >> jimmy: yeah, well, yeah. [ laughter ] never thought i'd say this, but the guy in the lipstick is right, he is. [ laughter ] at his best in a fast food restaurant. and that is where he should work. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] there is growing concern amongst campaign officials that trump might be having trouble getting

out the vote. turnout is key, especially in battleground states and there are reportedly very few people knocking on doors on his behalf. the field director for the republican party in michigan's second-largest county, a guy named nate wilkowski, said he hasn't had anyone knocking on doors. in his area. which is sad. it's almost as sad as the time nate tweeted, "got to shake hands with eric trump, no picture." [ laughter ] what kinds of materials would a door-to-door trump supporter even hand out? “please take this vhs copy of 'home alone 2.' it'll tell you everything you need to know, just watch it." [ laughter ] but the biggest news out of trump's mouth today was an admission -- you know how he keeps saying he won the election? i dont know if he had a mental lapse or if he just forgot to keep lying, but today -- yesterday -- he said he lost. >> we did much better, by the way, in the election of 2020 than we did in 2016. just remember that. millions and millions of votes more.

more votes than any sitting president in the history of our country. but they beat us by a whisker. they beat is just by a little whisker. he beat from us the basement. >> jimmy: okay, good, was that so hard? he's finally at the “acceptanc”" stage of grief. [ laughter ] speaking of the basement -- the chicago white sox, at this moment, are tied for the single worst season record in modern baseball history. they have lost 120 games, which means they are tied with the 1962 new york mets and still have five more games to go. they got a big come-from-behind win over the angels last night, which i don't know, to me makes no sense. if you're going to be a loser, why not be the best loser? [ laughter ] why not be the biggest loser the game has ever seen? whoever is running the white sox twitter account, they get it. they've had a lot of fun with this. this is what they posted friday after the loss to the padres. "final: the number of runs we scored was not greater than the number of runs they scored.” [ laughter ] here's one from after they lost to the angels last week.

"final: the other team scored more runs than us.” [ laughter ] and this is what they tweeted after losing to the padres on saturday. "final: can be found on the mlb app.” [ laughter ] [ applause ] that's how you do it. right, guillermo? >> guillermo: that's right, jimmy. >> jimmy: you know this. you know, for a lot of young men, baseball is how we learned about sex. you'd ask, "what days did you get to?" guillermo, go through the bases. first base is? >> guillermo: first base, holding hands and kissing. >> jimmy: second base? >> guillermo: second base is -- >> jimmy: uh-huh? [ laughter ] >> guillermo: boobies. >> jimmy: that's the steal sign? >> guillermo: yeah. >> jimmy: what is third base? >> guillermo: third base? below -- below the waist. >> jimmy: okay, then we all know what home plate is, right? >> guillermo: making sweet love. >> jimmy: yes. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: for most men, that's about as far as it goes, as far as our knowledge of the female body.

last night, my wife was on the show talking about reproductive rights, which got me wondering. does the average american man even know what the term “reproductive rights” means? to get the answer, we sent our team out on the streets of beautiful downtown burbank to find out. >> we're out here talking to people about women's reproductive rights. >> okay. [ laughter ] always a hot topic yeah. >> what are reproductive rights? >> reproductive rights? i don't know, just -- reproductive rights? [ laughter ] >> what are reproductive rights? >> you know, i suppose -- uh -- you don't think about that kind of thing unless it's a problem. >> what are reproductive rights? >> they're what the state determines they are. by your elected people in the state passing laws. >> is it unfair that women in certain states don't have reproductive rights anymore? >> every woman has reproductive rights in this country. >> okay. >> so your question is not

focused right. >> got it, thanks for refocusing me. where would you rank the importance of reproductive rights? >> they're way down at the bottom. >> can you hold up the list and show me where it would go? >> they'd be down at the bottom. >> all the way at the bottom? >> not all the way at the bottom, it's above the bottom. >> pretty low, though? >> yes. >> what are reproductive rights? >> tough question. i'm going to tell you right now, i am -- i'm pro-choice, but with that being said, i think it's a very difficult issue. it's a very complicated issue. i don't think it's an issue that should be legislated against. i don't. but there is one thing about kamala harris which i got a major complaint about. >> okay. >> so, out -- i -- for my whole life, i was a baseball player back on the east coast. >> cool. >> okay? so i started dipping cut sherry. i come out to l.a. i go to eight convenience stores. nobody's got skoal long cut

sherry. the eighth guy says, "i can't sell you that. it's been outlawed." "what do you mean?" "it's been banned, can't sell it, it's against the law. thank kamala harris for that. she's the one who had skoal long cut banned. yet marijuana, it's on every street corner out there. you can't get sskoal long cut sherry, but everyone's smoking dope out here." >> it's crazy every state being different. >> isn't that something? >> what's bigger tragedy, women's reproductive rights getting cut or long skoal cut sherry? >> me personally, long skoal cut sherry. at my age, i'm not worried about getting pregnant. >> jimmy: madam vice president, please end the national nightmare for this

poor, nicotine-withdrawn man! [ cheers and applause ] please bring back skoal long-cut sherry! [ laughter ] we have a good show for you tonight. will reeve is here. we've got music from los lonely boys. and we'll be right back with sebastian stan.

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and that must have been a culture shock, huh? >> it was strange, yeah. i mean -- you know, we -- i saba nanas for the first time. because we didn't have bananas in romania. >> jimmy: i thought you meant a woody allen movie. you'd never seen bananas before? >> and palm tree. >> jimmy: you jumped right into being a teenager in america? >> i did. i wanted to be an astronaut, actually. i was obsessed with nasa. no intention of acting or anything. i kind of got into it when i was a teenager. you know, i did "cyrano debergerac," "grease," "little shop of horrors." that kind of led me down to -- you. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: there's a reason i wanted to ask about where you were born, and part of it is because you are playing a young donald trump. now, i think a lot of people -- because i've been telling people i saw the movie and it's really, really good. i very much enjoyed it. but they think it's about the tv show "the apprentice" because

it's called "the apprentice." >> right, right. well, it's very fitting, isn't it? but i guess somebody gets fired, one way or the other. [ laughter ] in this film. but no, he is an apprentice. and there's a mentor as well, right? and that's roy cohn, who was a very brutal lawyer. and i guess the two of them had quite a relationship. >> jimmy: and when you watch this, you, i think, get some insight into like his worldview. there were three rules that roy cohn had. >> attack, attack, attack. deny everything. admit nothing. and always claim victory. >> jimmy: always claim victory. we see him doing that to this day. he says he won the debate. he says he won the election. >> right. >> jimmy: he just sticks to that. >> well, you know -- it's funny. because for me in the movie -- obviously, tying it back to what you said, coming from romania, i always heard about the american dream growing up. this is the land where you come, you have an opportunity, you're free, whatever your ideas are,

you make something of yourself. but sometimes i feel like there's this other side to the american dream that we don't go into. this darker side. and to me, this story kind of captures that. you know, what is the cost of the american dream? how far do you go to win? why is it so important for us to be heroes and winners and not losers? you know, we measure things in a certain way. and i guess the movie tries to peel that apart. and he's a great candidate for that. >> jimmy: do you still have citizenship in romania? >> i do. >> jimmy: okay, good, because you're probably going to have to go back there if he wins. [ laughter ] >> hey. you know what, man? in this life -- >> jimmy: no more bananas for you! [ laughter ] >> you know what? [ applause ] you got to be -- you got to have an honest living. and that's the most important thing. >> jimmy: you were, by the way -- >> oh, my gosh. >> jimmy: this is something you kept from a foreign country and be most likely to become a celebrity.

do you remember this young lady? >> sarah kramer. she has a great restaurant in l.a. called kismet. >> jimmy: oh, she owns kismet? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you're kidding me. >> no, she's amazing. it's a great place. >> jimmy: well, you both did become celebrities. that's kind of insane. then here you are -- i think you must have had a few of those meals at kismet. [ laughter ] >> well, it was -- my coca-cola diet for "the apprentice." >> jimmy: he drinks diet coke, for the record. >> well, i guess -- >> jimmy: doesn't help you put on the weight though, yeah. so this is -- it's funny. because when i looked at it, they showed me this picture, for a second i thought it was me. [ laughter ] >> no, no, no. >> jimmy: this is not. this is what you look like out of shape, this is what i look like in. [ laughter ] >> no, you look great. >> jimmy: you haven't seen me naked. but later. [ laughter ] >> what happened was, we had these prosthetics tests and they weren't all working. a month before we were about to start shooting, "can you gain weight?" i started basically eating all

this ramen with a lot of sodium it in. then -- yeah. >> jimmy: does that -- do you hate doing that? oh, my god, i'm forcing this food into my mouth, i'm going to pay for it later? >> i think at the time, there were other nightmares. >> jimmy: what kind of other nightmares did you have? >> "why am i doing this?" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: right. did you have to immerse yourself in the trump brain? >> look, i mean -- this might be -- i don't know, however you want to take it. think there's a little bit of trump in all of us. i hate to say it. but, like, there's -- there was certainly in me, to some extent. you have to tackle the part and find something in there, obviously, that you're trying to explore. but i think -- i think it's important for us to keep trying to tackle difficult, uncomfortable topics and things abo about ourselves that we're not willing to admit so we do actually know what it is we want to embrace. such as empathy, self-respect, self-acceptance. the only way you get to do that

is if you actually look at the opposite of that. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i know that a lot of the -- a lot of what happens in the movie is based on books that we've read and even depositions that were given by members of the trump family. one of the things that i was interested in is, at the end of the movie -- and i don't think i'm ruining anything, but trump gives a gift to roy cohn, his mentor. >> right. >> jimmy: that gift is jewelry. >> that's right. they are tiffany cufflinks that have "trump" on them. >> jimmy: the word "trump" on them, which seemed crazy that he would give him cufflinks, not the man, not cohn on them, but "trump" on them. then it turned out that they were not from tiffany? >> they were fake. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: but it's the thought that counts. [ laughter ] >> listen. you got to give back, right?

[ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's really just -- i mean, it's a cartoon character. >> i was -- i was so anxious to come onto this show to talk to you about all of this. >> jimmy: yeah, i want to hear all the rest of it. we're giuliani to take a break, and we'll be right back with antonio daniels stan! >> lou: portions of jimmy kimmel already of brought to you by habit burger and grill. taste why it's always better by job.

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i love your accent. >> i got -- you love -- [ mumbling ] at some point i'm just a bloke, no one pays any attention to me ever. >> that's a great idea. guys. >> i can't. >> sure you can. >> hallo, mate. >> say, how's the old lady doing? >> how's the old lady? >> needs some refinement. >> you do an american accent. >> i am not a crook! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that is sebastian stan in "a different man." it is in theaters now. what a fascinating movie this is. i think i should point out, because i think most people would assume that was some kind of prosthetic, but the actor in that scene, adam pearson, he has -- >> he has neuro fibro

tumors which start growing when kids are between 3 and 4 years old. not born looking like that. but he's incredible. he was a great partner in this. aaron shimberguard, our director, he's also disfigured and he's tackled these topics in his films. he's given adam an incredible role that actually matches a lot of what he is. he's in great ownership of who he is. gregarious, out there, forward, courageous. he gets to do all these things in this film. >> jimmy: your character, the first part of the movie, has the same situation. >> correct. >> jimmy: and i think we have a photograph. this is a character you play. >> right. so -- yeah so i start off basically looking like that. and then i undergo this procedure. and it's sort of a reverse "vanilla sky" kind of a concept. then i start looking like myself. and i end up having an identity crisis, actually, because i no

longer know who i am in the world. and then when i try to basically get ahold of my old self as i find out a play is being written about me, it's too late. someone's kind of, you know -- adam pearson's character comes in, sort of steals my identity. and it's a really special film about self-acceptance and self-abandonment and what happens -- how far we can go to deny reality when we lie about who we are. >> jimmy: did you have the experience of going out in public in that makeup? >> i did. i went in new york on the street. and it was -- it was a very lonely experience. bit it's the only way i kind of knew how to sort of -- you know, come close to what it would be like to maybe experience the world that way. and obviously, in life, people aren't very good liars. you know, they really -- you can feel them. and it was either somebody overcompensating anterior not wanting to look at me or you're being filmed. but that's sadly also what

happens when you're recognized. which is something i didn't think about in terms of the relationship. and adam and aaron, our director, really wanted me to kind of pull from this idea of being a public propertity, which i know a lot of us sort of feel now. and yeah, but it's also really funny. >> jimmy: yeah. it is. >> totally unpredictable. it's just a ride and a journey. and i hope people go see it. yeah. >> jimmy: and then we saw you in "the thunderbolts," the new move develop movie that's coming out. >> "thunderbolts." [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i know that there's almost nothing you can say. but i do have one question for you. at the end of the trailer, you've got a gun, you're shooting at the other characters. and are you bucky barnes? or are you winter soldier in that scene? >> i think a little bit of both. >> jimmy: a little bit of both. >> a little bit of both. but -- yeah, it -- it's such an

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>> jimmy: music from los lonely boys is on the way. our next guest is a reporter at abc news by day and superman's son by night. he's a real-life clark kent. he has an excellent new documentary called “super/man: the christopher reeve story.” >> dad's in his offroad vehicle. >> my dad taught me how to ride a bike, which is quite remarkable, considering he wasn't able to move. >> how does it feel to be riding your bike, sir? >> good. >> if someone had told me before

my injury that you could teach a kid to ride on his own just by talking to him, i would have said that was impossible. in our case, catastrophic event was probably necessary to change my perspective. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: please welcome will reeve! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> hey! >> jimmy: i would imagine people call you clark kent a lot, right? >> well, i don't have the glasses. i've got better eyesight. you know. >> jimmy: you don't have laser vision? >> no, i don't. i possess no powers. >> jimmy: x-ray vision? >> no. >> jimmy: none of that stuff? >> i got none of it. >> jimmy: regular old 20/20 vision? >> regular old 20/20 and a can-do attitude. >> jimmy: the documentary is very moving. i'm sure it is for you too, probably, especially. >> yeah. >> jimmy: did you, like -- you were how old when you lost your

parents? >> i was 12 when my dad passed away and then 18 months later, my mom, dana, passed away. >> jimmy: these videos, to go through these videos, had you seen all of them? were there things that you learned watching them? >> i hadn't seen anything, really. i remembered the moments. because there was always a camera around. but a lot of it from when i was -- before i was born was a real gift to me. because i hadn't seen any of the behind-the-scenes superman stuff and all that. >> jimmy: right, right. did you think of -- did you think your dad was superman at any time? >> like -- as far as any child thinks that their dad is superman. like, i'm sure billy thinks that you're superman. >> jimmy: nope, doesn't. [ laughter ] >> oh, well. as much as most kids would think -- >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, i would like him to think i was superman. >> right. well, to -- let me help you out there. all you have to do is be emotionally and physically present in his life, and you're good to go. because that's all my dad was to me, he was just there. he supported me, he loved me, he

encouraged me. >> jimmy: your mom was pretty great also. >> my mom was the best. there is no christopher reeve story without dana reeve. >> jimmy: how much have they raised -- [ cheers and applause ] the christopher and dana reeve foundation, over the years? >> the christopher and dana reeve foundation, leading organization for spinal cord injury research, supports quality of life care for individuals affected by paralysis. we've raised over $150 million for research. [ cheers and applause ] and tens of millions more for quality of life care, which means helping people in the moment deal with this new terrible reality. my mom had no handbook when my dad was injured. she was about the age i am now. i'm 32. she was about 33, 34. she was thrust into this void, this abyss, oh, my god, this man i love is -- >> jimmy: yeah sure. >> -- is paralyzed. no handbook, didn't know what to do. she helped create the handbook that's in hospitals and rehab centers around the country. >> jimmy: it's pretty -- [ cheers and applause ]

[ applause ] sometimes you wonder, did this happen for a bigger reason? >> right. i think my dad wrestled with that question a lot. i don't really know what answer he came to or my mom came to. i lost them too soon to get to that level of conversation with them. because i was 12 and 13. but -- i think that their purpose on this earth will outlive them and has outlived them for generations. >> jimmy: and besides it being emotionally moving, the documentary, i personally -- superman, that was one of my favorite movies. seeing all these clips is so exciting. even just learning about the behind-the-scenes movie stuff. like that your dad was not the only -- your dad was not known when he was cast as superman. >> no. >> jimmy: and there were famous people who wanted that job. >> yeah. >> jimmy: including -- i was delighted to learn, neil diamond wanted to be superman. which you know.

it would have looked something like this. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i mean -- you know. your dad was good, but neil diamond would have been -- >> i know. that's universal. >> jimmy: bruce jenner at the time wanted to be superman. arnold schwarzenegger wanted to be superman. >> yeah. he was considered, but the accent was too tough. >> jimmy: oh, really? that would have been -- "i am from smallville." [ laughter ] >> i'm not even going to attempt my arnold impersonation. >> jimmy: is there anything that you wish had been included in the documentary that was not? >> well, sure. there's so much footage from all of my dad's life. and from my life as well. it's really intimate portrait of a very human story. and that means a lot to us. but i think there's plenty that never was filmed and just daily life. one thing that i really wish that i had been either alive to see this or someone had filmed it. this was way pre-tmz days.

my dad was. known as superman. he was in new york. he took his bike around. went into a coffee shop or something. left his bike outside. noticed out of the corner of his eye someone had stolen the bike. and so he sprints out of the coffee shop and chases the person down, throws them onto the hood of a car, and the person looks up and goes, "i'm so sorry, superman!" [ laughter ] [ applause ] i really wish that there was footage of that. it would have been a delight. >> jimmy: you have a cameo in the "superman" movie that's coming out? >> i do ka. i don't know what i can say. they sent me a page of the script. >> jimmy: uh-huh? >> every single thing, except for my tiny little bit, was redacted. >> jimmy: right, sure, yeah. >> so i have no idea what i was doing. i know i showed up and that i'm far more clark kent in this scenario than i am superman. i left the world-saving to the professionals. >> jimmy: do you know if sebastian stan is bucky barnes or the winter soldier?

[ laughter ] >> i don't believe so. >> jimmy: you don't know, okay, all right. you are a reporter, maybe get to the bottom -- >> right, go investigate. >> jimmy: it's very good to have you here. >> thank you. >> jimmy: “super/man: the christopher reeve story” opens nationwide october 11th. theaters? >> today would have been my dad's 75th birthday. >> jimmy: wow. >> this is a lot for me to process that i'm here with you this this day. we've had some special screenings today in theaters, but this is such a -- it's been so well received by critics and audiences that -- thrilled to announce that "superman: the christopher reeve story will be getting a wide release, nationwide, worldwide, october 11th. hang tight for that. it's going to be 20 years plus one day since he passed away. a nice little piece of symmetry. it's a story well worth seeing. >> jimmy: will reeve, everybody. we'll be back with lows loney boys! >> lou: the “jimmy kimmel live” concert series presented by

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concert series presented by snapdragon, at the heart of the devices you love. >> jimmy: thanks to sebastian stan and will reeve. apologies to matt damon. “nightline” is next. but first, their album is called “resurrection.” here with the song “see your face,” los lonely boys! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ lord, i'd like to know where the memories go somewhere deep inside when i close my eyes ♪ ♪ oh i can see it's a place in time ♪ just you and me oh it brings me to my knees i get all my hopes up

i'm 'bout to see your face ♪ ♪ hey there it's been a while since i've seen your smile yeah ♪ ♪ and you fill my cup with joy i'm overjoyed ♪ ♪ oh you make things bright ♪ ♪ it's a place in time where it's you and me ♪ ♪ oh you know i'll never leave ♪ ♪ 'cause i want to see your face ♪ ♪ take me take me back home said to take me where i'm not alone ♪ ♪ i said to take me to a place where i'm with you i wanna see your face ♪ ♪ the time's approaching soon it's on the rise ♪ ♪ we have to say goodbye

and it pains me in my heart when you start ♪ ♪ oh to fade away from the place in time ♪ ♪ where it's you and me oh you know i can't believe that it's all over ♪ ♪ 'cause i wanna see your face ♪ ♪ i said to take me take me back home said to take me where i'm not alone ♪ ♪ i said to take me to a place where i'm with you ♪ ♪ i'm with you oh ♪ ♪ the place where memories live ♪ ♪ it's mystical the definition of a miracle ♪ ♪

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