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>> stephen: nowwhatats this? you u ought a proro >> i ce bearing g)gts. nderanhh it's your hundnddth show. >> stephen: : is ou hundredth s sw! (cheers and applauauauau >> a l)ttle tokene >> stephen: it's not going to ve a apring-loaded snake, is ? >> no. it's a rubrics cucuf me. > sphenen a timalal ruics cube? yea don't aswhere came from. it's a me cube. >>tephen: all right. if you w wl look closely, there i i o pan that's uricststtzndndittle bit ofrat pack in the. >tephenenis ts@ on dierent days uan go, i'm rely feeng mor likek this today?>> exactly. sent's not i'm feeling melf today. that's really how i feel. >> >ow,, see, that is a complex ented. >> s e: : t you're annn actoto you can reprerenthis kind of complex emomotion

stephen: but you're from familylof acrs. >> stephph: your father wass on dical cente >> y. >> steen: and yo sisster is tyne daly hich everybody loves. if youad dececed to doo something othehethan being a actor would your famy have gone with that? >>on't think so. theris a school of thoughtthat says it's a congenital disease that's pasasd through thth generatitis. >>tephen: a addiction. yes.tyne is an acr, b bh my childrenrectcts.s. so i wasn' encraged. it'sn n d thing. 's like growingp in a strange cult.t. what i remember most about it is when i was in the second or ird grade play the other kids woulululurroded by their parents d grandparentssnd evevybody would be sayingl oh you were the best one, youere adorable! andhi w w get notes,litelly,ik oo,f yo yrrine a ppyx*qq"akesou to theree, think you wil get _ laugh.

u know, so o it was work. youngest in th family?& >> i a athe youngestst >> stephph: that's another reas to j@ a pererrmerause yoalready y d a audience. >> sorof, y yh. although, i hava to sapy, i iave three s sters a they're all quite4a bit older than i am, so i was more like a labaaa st anima >> stephen: ty would drere youp and that s st o tng?? >> dresse u p p p me. one particul stotohey thought s hilarious,yy father atne point fans ea hself a a farm a we had sheep and tha onlambad projectitii arrhea -- (uudience reacts) i know, bad storor ththent me t t feeit and i ca back vere in@p,ch thththught wasiriois. >> s sph: mary had a liile lamb, flflce not that snowy white... >> yes, mary had a little brown lamb and it@ was me. aughghr)r)e@&c her skills than acting bueue me actorsfppm

uld nibal o them becausthey have nothing to offer,r,ikee me,e, i hav nothingng to offer. do y have any real-wod skills? i used totoav some.@. i went to college f f abobo ninin days -- >> stephphfini that st, eh? y offic gnius no, ii quit, i w wn't quite ready to. gogohen i wenthrough a law collar p pd where i learned various thin. i learn carpentry. i met ariend in mexico who called himsel el primo.o. >> stephen: he wasn't descbing the stsff he wa trng to slou snonchts, idon'think . although, he solfloor tle, and i thininhe had a deal with the border guards because he sold us a tremendou amount of flflr,tite and we srted a te company th we calald the silver dollar tile comna. steen: really? s! d wewewe had, l lke, ,0,0 sqsare feet o floor tile in los s geles s my faer's's garage and$we wld put down

silver dollar in the corner of every floorre put dow and used up l the tile andnd went aw. >tephen: what did you doo th teoney@youadem ying theile? we bought e primo. (laughter) >> stephen: i wouldn'tith surpririd ifif el primo o o j joo the house and ground it up and soldld it on thehe street. >> who knows what was with the border guardrd andndhat was coming over inhe@loor tiles, anyway. >> stephen: national security. mm-hmm. >> stephen: "madam secry." mm-h-h. >> stephen: you are t t t husbabd d teea leoni who plays secretary ofofte a a aou@u@u@u an u usual rolololn televisio you ara married to a powerful wowonnd you yurself are not a jerk or aaske c cse. >> how about that. >> stephen: why do you think

pabl manaredoporfulul >> it't' intereststg.i this a tradittetevisiononch w whhene ofncompentob wilrrrrr has a a down-tearth wife who wrangleseses a gts him through the d, and a lot o o mucoco up p p endys thanan g you're playgg g when te wife leavethe use, nothing collapsps. >> steen: are you competent in real life whehehe you're by yourselflftaking care of the kids? >> i'm very competent.. >> steph: really? i've reached a lel of medirity in so m my thingss that i m ablbl t t fnctiontete wellll >> stephen: not so bad,d, really (applause) >> yeah! >> stephen: soso days s e li this, so days are lik this.s. i'm happy with that. exactly. madene@ albright, actual secretarof state was o o the sh. do hg out at a l le se? >> shehectually -- i refer tot

accordance dinnerirlflflfd because i met her at aery heavtaeith colin powell an mimchae bloomberg and captaiai_ phillips who was captured b the spitete---- sphen: toman? no. en s? prettyure madeline and i hitt off. >> sen: y se d. i didn go tomaddie." met and she said, pete andxd violet on private practice what e th doioi i s sd, wait ainuteteyou're solvingeopolitical cises every nd you watch private practice knowy chararaer's names? everybody has their shows. >> stephen: ye. how many,ix pabne have you haha heers s d applause) we're doing a a sury. was jt curious. more thanen, less than ten or

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actually, here's what happened... crosby, stills and nash h s off the toue better thanan stilil, nash crrr. >> stephen: thisk s sococolm syndroro. >o,o, i've never b bno stockholm so it can't$ be. >> stephen: don't have to. your firstst solo abu5 years is calald "thihipapa totogh (ches and apauau) > stephen: and you haveeen a oionaliciar 50 ars.s. >> mm-hmm. steen: when are y y goingto aea job?< i don'know. (lghtete i keepepep waiting for somebody to offer -- abody got any job ofofrs? >> steen: is is y y, you grew u in blackk pool, r right?@ mananester, i i i iornn black pool. >tephen: is was y b bk in -- (pheers and applplse) were you a greaser? >>t was a teddy boy. >> stephen: a teddy by. oh, yeah,h,h,d boo. ahhh!

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>> stephen: really? you guyslayed yaskeke farm 60 milelway. yeah. thth was the first time e was in odstock. wood stofk ws the send gig only. can you beliejejthth? >> sphen: yo tololme and i have`eo rereon to doubtou.. (laughr) one of my favorite songs of yours#i "just a song befefe i go my understanng is there's an interesting song aut -- s sry and how youu wrrteheong and whererthe nam came from. >> i iasasn hawaii, two hous to kill beere wentolos angeles to m m hom, and was the usef a ver vel drug deererjust weed, thinii hvy, right >> stephen:: no primo. ririt. (laughter) asas was l lvingnge said to me, you kn, you'rereome kind of bigho songwrit, i i t u n't writ a song jt before you go. i said,d, what? said, i bet y can't write a before you g

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