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( cheers and a alause ) no folks... ( cheers and applause ) everyby loves "friday night fights." first up, as we every w wk, fifit, let's check the results fromomt friday, , en i debed two classic match-ups with astrophysicist neil degras tyson. neil, , anks f coming babk to fafa the mic. ( cheers and applae hank you.. >> stephen: good to see you. righ neil.l. brace urself. our first fight pitted feline flake tycoon, tony the tiger, versus legume dandy, mr. peanut. , sisid wi mr.eat,but twittes`spokok, anthe nneras tony titiwi 62% ofofhe vote.e.

how do youeel, neil?l? >> we'renking g peanut is, like, ! huhuhu bute's stillla vevetable.e. s sphen: right. >> and tererdon'n'eat vegetables. stephen: oh, so there's no apal teven attack. >> exactly!! tephen: nicely done, but too ..& neil, i ded withony, and it-r-r-rratifyinto w! for our xtatchp, this is in y yr w eelhouse, , il-house-- we debatededhich is more inesca@able, t super-massive black hole i ithcenter of our galaxy, sagitarrius-a, or the obligatiti to be with your family a athe holidays. neil, you sided withhe super- ssive ack hole because you're a mananf scscnce e d becacae you ha nevevet my milyly twtwtetesaid: 65% % mily. ((applause) i went two-for-two, neil.i i cked your "degegsse." whwh sayay? how do you feee%now?

go with tht fact that the black hole....you codlstililbe with your family, and then the blk hole eats everyrody, you see. so i thohoht that cocod stil work as kind of a backdoor way for me to still win that one. >> stephen: your grandmother is not t tting anyhyounger. she just wanan to see you onon last time. okok, nonobudge over, neil.. you've done a good j j. we've brought t another champion fororors s ek. please`don't go anywhere, plpbse stay with usokay? i c c do thatat >> steen: it's time for ususo beoined by my next worthy opponent: she e editor hi of the "huffington posls" your one-stop shop p r politics, entenm andhat papa ose gom wn'pppped to oca tast. giup the tit ofl affifithe magiclilba greek who t ekea arianna huffgton! cheers and applause )

darling. let's do this. arnna, tnk yornghere. good to see you again. >rere to see you. >> stephen: now, you're a champion debater. if i got t ts right, you wewe e captof your debete team at cambridge university. right. but i'm not as good a debater as you. >tephen: oh, really? >> no, not at all.l. >> stephen: i thinyou're a better debaterhan i am, and if u convince me i'm bebeer, that s i won. >> no, no. i'not as good, because you know whaha since donald truru, bragging is out, humilililis in. >> steteen: ohohreally? >> and, also, if i can beat expectations tonht, then i win. , basisilly, if everybody expects you to bbetter, but i turn out to be betetr, whether it's iowa, n n hamamhire, or "friday night fighgh," that's a nowow beating expectations. >> steteen: you're lowalling urselflf >> definitely. >> stephen: leles do it, then. are yoyoready for the fights? >> ready. >> stephen: okay.

clsic. it matches mozart with hisiuagicic flute againqt ethoven wieldingnana mamamae. leles gogoaighto the tale ofof the tape. ststting with wolfgang amadeusus rt, 5'4", ipg e ales 127nds, thi_digy blessed th the egod and the fingerof an angel. rengths clude:e:arpsichord- shshdding arggios, thehe powderirst w w this side of f e danube, and a magil flute at contro thehehoughts s d emotionsnsf alwho heart and, let's say, shoots s sers. weaknessesesnclulu: died peeses and the emotitial gggge of a former ild star. t this fighthtsn don de, donon done beuse his opponent iss beethohon with a machetet& coming in at 5'3" and 2 pounds, this machete maestro's strengths include: inexhaustible nius, the(original r rtingbiface, andha chronic abdomimil papa that led h m m contemplate suicid so he g g g nonoing to lose.

inherited d om his father, and is d af. ay, ariaa,ozflute, ethoven n chete.who do you think is s ng t t crea the sononof destion on ts s e? >> i am goinwith mozt. first of all-- >> stephen: mozart?? >> yes. as y y said, beethovov was df, so thisilitttt oldan wouldn't hear the fluteteomin ( laught ) top of it, on top of it, he was s fferg fromaundicic chronic patitis,s,irrhosis o the liver, inflammatory degeneraraon of the artery. >> s4sphen: : at j jt proves@s that beethoven can take th punishment and keep on coming. >> no, it sically prores, that as mododn insurance companieie would say it, evererpre-existing condition, andndn top of it, magic. i ways go with magic. who wod you go with, harry potter versus a mugggg? you always go with harry potter. >> stephen: so mozart with the magic flute. >> sphen: re'she you're wrong.

cambridge. because the magic flututmust be heararby its vicicm,m,eethoven's's's deaf, he is immune to the powers of the flute. machete the neck, mozart t es dodo.>> here's why are yoyowrong. itis not about beethoven hearing e magic flute.. it's about a a the animama that mozart c get to o rround beetven and attackim. ( applause ) and-d)d)d-- >> stephen: strong argument. strong argument. >> therere one m/me thing that's terrlymportant, which is the magic is a dectively dangeus apon becau yanharpen it and i i apear. and did knatheherst-t-ththfjfjt t uts actually m me out the be of a be's'seg?>> stephen: sohe fst flute was made from a bear's leg?? >> yes! >> stephph: : ll, ththbeararight come back for that flute. mozart better look out. all right. >> don't forget,he flute has a laser. you said, you t a ser in the flut >> stephen: it is laser flute. >> y havlaseseand it's magic... >> thank you!

nolive on twititr. go to @stephenathome and vote onon the questi, "who would win in a a ght, mozart wi a m mic flututoreethoven w wh a maete? you m`ke t tall! next u u a yououdy? >> m m-h. >> stephenenall ririt,t, questionont s baffled phosopoprs for centuri which is morereryfyf, thating you u t whwh a corker ows you a o of their new by, or that feelinininu get en y realize they rgot to charge you for the extra guac on your brito? laughterer) let's go t tthe tale of the tape, stararng with your woergs baby picturur tippg the scales at eight pounds, fourunce six megapilsls it seems important to themem strengths s&s&ude: seeing a baby's a arable tootessmil building intimacy with your coworker, and making cooing sods proves yoyore not deaea in. wesses include: ingi up guilt aboueith your ildldlsness s your npapanting skilil, the fa that you hardrb know this person, and the weird d ing if you say anything stronger than "cute." its opponent is not to be

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commandments, that m m m dropped coming dn from the mououain. >> steteen: what about this-- what if the baby is hideous? at if not a beautiful babybybyou have to lie to the persrs, it's cute? n't a lie a sin and don't you to hell for tha here's the thg, beauty, bety, , ephen, is in t t e e of the behehde >> stephenbut t geto say if the baby is ugly.p >v i personally, i personally have never seen an ugly baby but i have seen plentytyf ugly, brown guacamole. ( chchrs and a alause )) >> stephen: you've got t tput the mojuicicin. you've got to put t e lemon juice on. >ith neilere, we e ve ience ururide. u hacienyour side? >> yestwo grads y in 2012 came out a d d dverere. th looking at baby photos and apalhotos releasesaminin a joy hormone ins. so basically, we have completely incocorortib scicitififi evence tt the by b bts the acamole! >> stephen: okay, wait secon >> i have to add something. i ve to add something.

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>> actually,y,ou know, yeah, patron saint of the si. >> stephen: : ere's s saint rocco? yeah. >> stephenthere e , really? >> yeah.h. heheoocacacaf si people. etty sure. s sphen: yeahah >oue wrong. m tirid. >> stephen: it kind ofoundnd like the p p pn saint of prizefighterer too. >> t tally, totolly.y. or, likekemade guys, theatron saint of made guys. but, hs not-- he w w german, tually. wast ititn, this satp cco. >> stephen: and the baby is doing well? >> the baby is doing gat. >> stephen: : his your first child? >> thihiis my second child.. i have 20-ye-old son. >> sphphphoh, wowo nininirouping. >> tha&you. i just started gettingleep before this one e me, so... >en: nono tht serers "vinyl" is about sort of the gritty, kind of wild '70s music scene. >> t tt's right. >> steen: you're a proroter? no, i'm a guyho owns a record company.. >>tephen: record company, okay. >> recd d dal, a a he's owned it's 13, andndhe lel is in trouble. and he's..he doe'tant to

him bringing this label back to prominence eitherere does that or he kills mself by doi tooooany drugs,s, orotot >> stephen: there e o drug he could do tha m me mimi bebeing than having a brbrd new baby. >> t tt's true. stephen: and d t sleeping for ur days. >> that is truru man. >> stephen: now, you did this-- martin scorsese is the producer and directct the first episode.. >> that's right. >> s sphen: what was it lili woing th scoese? o of yours0 h h ah, sgsgtely. i grew up wishing g cocod have been in those movies, and it's sort o othe ne-best thing, here i im making a show withth him, set in n s titi there, 1973. and i'm italian americ, and that's'sike-m i grewewp p tctcng de niro o those movieie and now, ynow, the guyever time, every da'd shoote'e' be like,e,i remember, bob, we wererehoing 'taxi driver'..."& and evy day wawasomething like that. it was a story about shooting "taxi driver." and-- t i kept it cool, man.

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>> stephen: all right, now, as s said, you're the star of "donny!," ononsasasmy network. that's "nny"y"ith an exclamation ma juju, dodoy! >> that worked well l r jeb, didn't it? stephen: : s,eses ( lalaer )w, wthe ster oeee gamfor r cades,y, o of the biggeststndt impressive firms out thehe... >> i think you used "l"lend" in thtrldldtion. >> stephen: did i really? >> letet stay with that. let's stay w wh that. >> stephok, ) u u u mythicalreature, you were a icorn of a pegasus of an ad executiviv explain to me-- wee got the super bowling this ekend, all the b b ads, evererody wants to seeeehem. how do ads work?k? like, whererare you u tttte hook in on me, ,n myhyrain, myny hearar my gut, or right t he groin? where ara you, h are you trying to get me? interestinglylyyou aim at different s, but a greatd iso differenenth a great tv sh or q greaeapiecof p ptrt. it holol up p p rror to who you are e&d ititses a brd as a value system. it sayayhiis what this bnd is about. if you likikit, vote for this brand. like you do o th a politician, like aou d dwith a mouthwa, like yououo wiwi an tertainene

doritos, i'm buying a lifestyle. ll, this sunday, a 30-second adn the supepepewl is $5 million. how do you, , somebody who is& planning-- becse you planned a lot of super bowl l s-- hohodo make the most out ofoft? how do you youfive m m o of it? >> in n n world today, clea hao nljn 'sototuswh hap. 's, do you tease onle? you get thousds, millions of impressions? do you get talked out on shows lili this? so in order to get the bang for the buck, you have to go evevywhere, so basly i is on yoyoube,t's hehe, , 's there and all a sudden, yes, there is 100 million people watching it on thgaga, but there are 60 milln peopleatching thad. it's samamthing, how do o u get babaor a bk here also?o? we l)ve in a worldldhere t tis a smalr and allelepart of everytying w we. >>teph: i didn't realize that. that vy deessisi. laht)why did ke this gig, done? i n't undetata all right, so, let's talk about some othstamousuper bowlds o oall time.. he's one t tcame out in

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