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. >> and now it's time for the late show w ththth stephenn c cbert!! (cers andauau). stephph: whooo!than yoou, everybody! that's nice. >> stephph, sphen, stepn! stephen, tephen, stephen! >> steph: veryy nice, very ni. (cheers and applause). >>tephen: welcomes to late show, eeriby. welce to thee show.w.w.w. anks so@uch. m g gsh. (ches anapause). tephenthanks m mch. weweome to the late show, i'm stephehe c clbt, thann soo much, erybody. an hey, can i give this to you, rere quick.

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steteen: : ah, exactly. hennderstandss stay human. that was also a beautiful version of the sg you for that thank you ry much. >> j: thk y y.chchrsrurus.s. stephen:n:n: anyway thahais what the shois g gng to b from o just hartrng sht filil about my inner monologuguam we d d that supp_pe opening tonight because it is lele daynd we d--appy leap day. hahpy leap day, everybody. (cheers and applse). >> steteen: happy leap day. >. y happy leap d d. >> s sphph: do you ike lele y? >> i love leap d >> stephen reay? >>eat's like a d fruar s: bantsr da fbrbrry.. i like bruary. >> stephe i youhould put ititn the front ofl march, then yoyo really achieveve something. you know heat@is coming. i don't-- . >> stephen::: youike coldd weather.r.r. >> i love coldeather. i sweat a lot. >> stephphi think it is a crippling punishment from god. >> no, i thrive in it. i'm from the south but i thrive inin cold weathth.

from not frotheebrctitior anything but i from philadelphia but i'm ilian anan- >> stepheneni'not sure if they arepauding philadelphia or italian. >> but i come fm a a sweaty people. >> stephen: uh-huh. >> my grandmother,r,ik couldn't-- couldn't blow herr hairry without sweatinin so she just would let it drr (lauauter) you know, andd it shoots o of my fe first. >> s sphen: sweat does?< >> yh. the first spot stephen: you don't put this on your match.com prorole, do you? >> n n no, no. stephenas i s, we d a a alalrnate openenen ery leap year on th show.w.w. uh-huh, rightht (laughtete..>> stephph: and so we'e'e'ee w02020 maain scsese. ar plain no (cheers and applause). >> stephenthan you. >> i'lpuit d dn.n.n. >> stephen:ow itt so hahaens t at l lp dayay always comes during a a a pridential election y y because e e campaign just doesn'n'fefe lononenough without

d we've still got t lot way to in thihi campmign. whicheans it's time for the road to the white house. (ches an applse) >> andnt promise i wl never be in a bicycle rac that i can tell you. >> of course, those of you checking yourr calendernow tomoow isupertuesday which is 13 prarie and ldecide the election. so for republs t tight iss hincter lencnc mondayb aughter) becaususbecause, a it's hard to say this, if the polls are right, tomorrow donaldmp could securehe republican nominaon. that'how i showbes. (laughter). >> stephen: whoooo but trtrp couldld havev arobbm.

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that isur intention, yeah. >> sphphi d sahatt the es tt t fm thmet e spent wit yound watching your work is you have aa really finely tud emotiol radar. and like pple of alll kinds. why yo y/y like so many dierent kinds of peeople? bee-m sat pepuleerv loveut'r iay videdoury. what is it abo people that you like? cuz s se people don't le people. >> u, i guess i'must curious. and i ieel le that what y yr s sw isbout too. this show is mad with heart. and no matter whhat jos s s ou mang it, underneath it is a thread ofeart that is through it all,hat just comesom steph: wowope s@anapause h iiee l you know, e same tng with e chnel. this channel i i made byll esesyoung creave people. >> stephen: and they're vy young.

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chan cane ytn want to play with ad not berecec about this. phen: what dde the threlili of i it. is there ahw--- thrlini r sik jonzeroroct.yohaveode e maa dftgsgsli s s seing jn ovicor her, but asocks,re s s s r o th y helreate s th cmaltw egs i don'totn jt thin tat mke-- ide i'm excid out that i makak witit people that i wanto be around. and-. >> sphen: do you ever feel like you are getting yrsf in trouble when you s to someing,g,g,boy, w did i say yeso >> yeah, yeah, defitely,his newasnsnsnas it s smed reay f idid. an ease g gntoo it, i ink stared out as a crve director of f e channel. becaususve been with the company for ten year oh, i've beenn pushing to dhis& anlecause i liked the id of having this pla where we

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ad? >> that was to j jt check in o evevyone, see how theyre ing. that's it. w peopl cald in, t ts is bebere the show tooo off. yea >> stephphphbeforehe network wawa lauhed. >> yeah. >> steph: : d people called in. >> we tweed out the number and just aed randomuestionsns how are you d dng. andnwhat's wrong. d what is going on in your reretionship.p >> stephen: witi n n n planatiojo >> no exanation, and just a phone number. and a lot of @eoplpl caed. end up havavg hours and hours. so theheirst q3 h hrs of our channel t is thes voice mails just us listening to these voice mailsor 13rs steen: i think we he a lilile cp t rig here. >> sometimes y getet worriedd t t chnolo is xpanding and will go fastethananhe human conditioiocan handle an thaha wili b bour demimi. >> my name is jessie. i'a 30 somethin year oldwoman. i ha n ner seen "star wrs." i've n nererer seen goonies. i've n ner seen silence ofhe

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