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>> dicky: from hollywood, it's the "jimmy kimmel live: red shopathon!" tonight, bono -- scarlett johansson -- snoop dogg -- olivia wilde -- and matt damon -- and music from the killers, with cleto and the cletones. and now, if you haven't heard,
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[ applause ] >> jimmy: thank you for watching. welcome to the first ever "jimmy kimmel live" red shop-athon. we have a good show for you unlike our usual shows done for our own personal gain. this one is for a good cause, it's world aids day and giving tuesday. it seemed like a good idea to give to the fight against aids. we're doing something we've never done before. tonight's show is going to help you with your holiday shopping in the most entertaining possible way. this will be better than a stroll through t.j. maxx. it really will. it's a star-studded event to
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red, eliminating aids from the planet. it's a shop-athon. shop-athons are the best because they combine two of my favorite things, shopping and athons. a lot of companies are pitching in to donate money from the sale of each red product. every dollar raised tonight will be matched by the bill and melinda gates foundation. for every dollar that goes to red bill and melinda gates' foundation will donate a dollar. i wonder if he knows what a dollar looks like. million. this is great tonight. also tonight we are going to learn about a number of fun one of kind celebrity experience use can win by donating to red through the website omaze. you can doin join meryl streep on the red carpet and take a trip to
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and let you sit on the iron throne. there's a private cooking lesson. you can make a dub smash video with the back street boys. george clooney, george clooney will stare into your eyes and compliment you for 45 seconds straight. and you can get a makeover with kim kardashian and her glam squad, which i might bid on that one myself. i am in desperate need of a glam squad right now. we have those and we have more omazing experiences you're going to see and hear from the stars themselves later on. it's time to hear from one of those stars, the main star of all of them right now, joining us via the wall of america, live from carnegie hall in new york, please welcome the co-founder of red and lead singer of the u-2s, bono, everybody. hello, bono. how are you? >> very well. yes. >> jimmy: first of all, thank you.
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i know you're about to go on stage. you're doing a show there. who else is doing the show there in new york tonight? you're patting me. i'm you're little g.i. joe here. >> yes. no, no, you're my present. we have everybody here tonight. we have, you know, bill clinton and joe biden, and bill gates and bloomberg and a lot of people who have really changed the world in very obvious ways. but the people that we're here tonight really for, the activists who have been fighting aids and extreme poverty. and they have some voices of the new generation. miley cyrus is here, jesse jay is here, hosier is here. great night in carnegie hall. this is a bicoastal affair. >> jimmy: it is indeed. i've been wanting to have a bicoastal affair with you.
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very dirty. and are there any regular people there are or they all super famous superstars? >> if you're trying to come off like you're a regular person, i wouldn't run with that. >> jimmy: no, no, god forbid. >> no, no. you -- truly, your show is changing the world tonight. and you, therefore, are the president of my world. olivia wilde is the president of my world and you're the first lady. or snoop dogg. snoop dogg could be the minister of defense, defense minister because if there's any trouble he knows every doorman in this city and every other city. he would scare the [ bleep ] out of the russians. >> jimmy: he could definitely come up with a nice smoke screen for the russians. so, bono, i have to say i'm so impressed with the work that you do with red. i mean, this is really personal to you. i know it's not just something you go on television and talk about. we had a chance to chat. you talk about, you go all over the country. you speak to people.
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you really have done so much work. are things getting better? is the situation better than it was like ten years ago? >> one of the reasons and to be talking with you tonight and for having this here in carnegie hall is really this is the greatest good news story that nobody knows. particularly for the united states of america. nobody knows that of the 15 million lives that have been saved over the last ten years the majority of those lives have been saved by american taxpayers. you walk out on the street here in new york, nobody knows. los angeles, nobody knows. people should know. this is a heroic, extraordinary thing that america has done. and americans should know. i salute them. >> jimmy: we did something good. we did something good, everybody. >> 15 million lives. >> jimmy: now, i was just talking about some of the omaze
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have offered. you're doing one as well. you're offering yourself up. >> not exactly. i'm offering -- well, in central park, people seem to think that's very funny. as they don't take my bike rides very seriously. you know, mark twain said ride a bike and if you live, get another one. i very nearly didn't live. i got myself banged up pretty good. but i'm back and i've been rebuilt and i'm ready to share a ride in central park and talk anything people want to talk about. and it will -- it will be my great pleasure. >> jimmy: will you be on the same bike with the person or will you be on separate bikes? is this a tandem -- >> depending on he or she, we could do the cross bar thing. >> jimmy: i haven't experienced
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i would also like to donate. you know how excruciating it is to give your kids the talk. you sit them down and you tell them the horrible things that you did to their mother that brought them into this world. my omaze experience will be to -- the winner, i will explain sex to their children. i will give their children the talk. [ applause ] it's so uncomfortable, i think it's a real service. i have done sex like literally dozens of times so i know what i'm talking about. bono,you have a teenager, don't you? >> yeah. i've got two teenage boys. actually, my daughter eve, she's an actress. she's in this series "the nick" and i've seen a few episodes. i think she needs the talk. she's 23. >> jimmy: i would love to give her the talk. i'll give the whole family the talking about once the next time you guys are out here. i want to thank you so much. i know you're busy thanking everybody else but thank you for
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>> just to say this before the festivities begin. this is so important to the lives of people who haven't had that medication. it's really transformed. i remember being in those hospitals ten years ago when being given this diagnosis was a death sentence. eyes. i remember the light going out of people's eyes. i've just been back to rwanda and i see now bed where's there were three to a bed and nurses that looked like patients looking like every hospital you would have here and you should be very proud, america, of what you've done. it's really serious stuff. thank you. thank you so much. >> jimmy: bono, everybody. if you want to enter to win my experience, bono's experience, george clooney's, go to omaze.com/red. it's more like a raffle. anyone has a chance to win. you don't have to be super rich.
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from our pal snoop dogg tonight who is here to bring some much needed green this holiday season. and my shop-athon partner tonight will be the lovely olivia wilde. and we have music, holiday music, in fact, it's a song that i wrote with them last year to benefit red from the killers. they are going to be here performing. [ applause ] we have another big name joining us from afar tonight, none other than scarlet johansson. are you there, scarlet? >> i'm taking donation calls. >> jimmy: you're taking calls. it's not a call thing. >> i don't want to embarrass you but nobody's calling. >> jimmy: nobody's calling? it's not a tell-athon, scarlett. >> then why in the hell am i sitting by this phone? >> i don't know.
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>> this is embarrassing. >> jimmy: yeah. yeah. oh? >> hi, it's scarlett johansson. would you like to donate to red today? it would be a huge help. >> guillermo: scarlett johansson, i'll donate and then you can make love to me in top of a castle. i love you. >> oh, thank you, weirdo. so people should just go to the website? >> jimmy: that would be best, yeah. scarlett. >> okay, then. >> jimmy: okay. >> good luck with the rest of the show. >> jimmy: scarlett johansson, her enthusiasm is infectious. as you can see we have some of the world's most talented and beloved celebrities helping out. unfortunately we also have matt damon who -- matt damon is an actor. actor. in the '90s he was in a movie with apples and then he was lib
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matt has been scheduled to appear on this show every night for the last 12 years. i've been trying very hard to had time. tonight though i said in the name of charity i would do my best to get him out here. he's waiting in his dressing hey, stupid. how is it going? >> [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: so what do you want? how can i help you? me, okay? this is -- i haven't an omaze experience that i'm auctioning off to help red. i would like to come out there on stage and talk about it. >> jimmy: yeah, that's kind of a no go. because, bono,you know, we had a lot of talk with him and had a lot of time to talk about people we actually care about. we don't have time for a skit that you wanted to do. >> it's not a skit. it's a charity auction.
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>> jimmy: give us a hint as to what it is first and then i'll decide. >> fine. to help red in their fight against aids i'm offering the matt damon/"jimmy kimmel live" experience. exactly? >> well, the winner and a guest will join me in this poorly lit underground dressing room that i patiently wait in every night. and once here you will sit next to me on this old futon in complete silence until i wait to see if i'm going to get on the show that night. you will enjoy such amenities as a non-functioning air conditioner, a very old "people"
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cheese cubes that kimmel's catering staff can find in the back of the fridge. for a chance to win, please go to m omaze.com/red now. >> jimmy: i don't think anybody is going to enter that. i think it's weird and rude for you to force people to sit in that disgusting room. if the winner wants the winner can sit in our plush green room and watch matt sit in his dressing room through the door. we'll leave it open. the door open. >> or i could -- i could join them in the green room. >> jimmy: we really don't have the space for that, but that's a nice offer. >> no, i've seen pictures. the green room is huge. >> jimmy: it's not that big. we have a fire marshal. there's a limit on how many people you can let? >> why don't i just come out there. i feel like i could help you raise a lot -- >> jimmy: oh, i think -- i guess his mike went out. unfortunate -- stad adly we can't hear him.
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st message test text1 underline test text1 italics test text i'm patriots quarterback tom brady. i'm offering an experience of a lifetime. one lucky winner will get to snap a ball to me and have me slap them on the butt and tell them they did a good job. whether they did or not. and, yes, your wife can watch. >> jimmy: thank you, tom brady.
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one that will make the patriots fan and your family nothing short of glee. snoop dogg, shaq, the killers, this is shopathon. i'm jimmy kimmel joined by the co-host, olivia wilde. hello. >> hi, jimmy. we have so many amazing products to show tonight. interesting fact. did you though that red is not only a charity but also a color? >> jimmy: i did not know that, wow. >> that's right. they use it at the top of stop lights and also for the sauce you put on spaghetti. >> jimmy: they do. let's have a look at the first red product, shall we? >> first up we have this beautiful juice pack air. >> jimmy: yes. that's what you were talking about. >> that's right. not only will this protect your phone from those nasty falls. i hate that. just falling all over the place. >> jimmy: me, too.
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long night alone swiping right. >> jimmy: i'm going to put my phone in it just so we can see it's increb charging power firsthand. plug that in and there we go. there you have it. >> jimmy, a product like this couldn't go for less than, let me think, $948, am i right? >> jimmy: you are so, so wrong. it's almost unreasonable. the juice pack sells for $99.95, purchase price, going to red's fight against aids. >> aids is the worst. >> jimmy: i'm hearing we have a yes? hello, caller. >> hi, this is matt from boston. i have a question about the mofi. >> what's your question? >> jimmy: matt from boston. what's your last name? >> aflac. >> jimmy: yeah, your name is matt aflac? >> yeah. >> jimmy: hang up the phone.
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don't -- okay. thank you. i'm so sorry about that. it's a little private thing between us. should we keep going? >> yes. >> jimmy: yes. let's get to the next product. >> yes. >> jimmy: this is the aiden red day dream blanket. this blanket is softer than a newborn puppy. i can prove it. >> you can prove it? >> jimmy: yes, i can olivia. if you wouldn't mind slipping into this blindfold. >> jimmy. you know me when someone hands me a blindfold usually means you know what. >> jimmy: right. sex, right? so we are going to see if you can tell the difference between a newborn puppy and the day dream blanket. bring those items out, guillermo, and here they are. one is at your left hand. one is at your right. >> they're both so soft. i can't believe you think one of these is softer than a puppy. i mean, this over here.
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my god, it's so soft. this has to be the puppy because it's the softest thing i've ever in my life. this is slightly less soft. this thing nibbling at me and licking my hand is probably the blanket. right? >> jimmy: remove the blindfold and you will see. >> what? >> jimmy: yes. >> oh, my god. i thoughts this blanket was a puppy. >> jimmy: you sure did. wow, that's ridiculous. you were totally fooled. >> that was so wrong. how could you blame me. a blanket like this this soft has to go for, i want to say, 30 or $40,000? >> jimmy: wrong again. this blanket goes for the low, low cost of $99.95. >> what? >> jimmy: red, fight against aids. >> what a deal. is it going to poop on me? >> jimmy: you know what, these blankets never poop. guaranteed. >> that's my rule. let's have a look at my next product. this is the mole skin red
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>> jimmy: this is an amazing item. it's a book just like the ones you read about teen manlg value age vampires but when you open it, check this out. >> jimmy, what are you trying to say, all of these pages are blank. what am i supposed to read? >> jimmy: what i'm about to show you is going to blow your mind. take a standard, everyday pen and you can actually write on the pages inside. you see how the ink is just coming out of the pen and creating lines on the page? >> that is so incredible. and unbelievable contraption like this must cost, i'm going to say it, but a quarter of a million dollars. >> jimmy: no. try a quarter of a hundred dollars. this notebook is going for the low, low price of $24.95. look, i don't know if you can see, but i drew a butt. >> you would draw a butt. >> jimmy: i did. products. first let's check in to see how my phone is charging.
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oh, 72%! >> wow. >> jimmy: olivia wilde. >> jimmy: thank you. >> we just have a few more products for you right now. it shouldn't be a shopathon without a bit of bling. >> jimmy: who better to get all blinged out this special season show, guillermo. guillermo, come on out. [ applause ] >> guillermo is wearing this necklace in gold. perfect for a night out on the town or modeling for a show. also sporting the alex bracelets and earrings. >> jimmy: and to set the whole ensemble off he's standing in the red 3 1/2 quart dutch ovens. >> and wearing a pair of head. >> jimmy: and holding a bouquet of farm girl flowers. >> of course.
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>> jimmy: and he's strumming bono's signature red gretch guitar. >> and likely but not leastly, what outfit is not complete without a dyson v6 stand up cordless vacuum. >> jimmy: no vacuum is complete out a dyson. >> a portion of these proceeds go to benefit red. thank you, guillermo. [ applause ] i hear we're getting a call. hello, caller. >> hi, this is linda from sacramento. >> oh, hi, linda. what's your question? >> actually, it's matt damon. i really want to ask about the mophie. >> jimmy: i'm not letting his that's ridiculous. >> that's it for now but we will have more amazing red products for you later in the show. this was so much fun. >> jimmy: it sure was, liv. let's check in one more time on
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and not just the powerful few. hello. i'm shaquille o'neal. there's only one thing missing from your holiday card this year, 7-'1" inch, oh, excuse me,
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it's going to a great charity, red. you have a chance to get your holiday portrait taken with me and send them to your friends, send them to your wife, send them to your mistress. tell them you adopted a giant. let's do this. support red and, together, we'll make some big holiday cards. >> jimmy: thanks, shaq. welcome back to our special red show. before we move along let's check in with olivia wilde and the red shopathon. live, what exciting new products are we selling? >> i hope your socks are on tight, if not they might just get knocked off. let's get your fashion model back out here. now, you might notice that the shirt guillermo is wearing here has shorter sleeves than you might expect. and that's because this is what we call a t-style shirt.
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wearing this t-shirt. >> guillermo: i think it's good. >> you look adorable. we're about to turn cute doll up to 12. guillermo, is this? oh, my gosh, is this a guillermo baby? is this baby wearing the gap red shirt? is this his son? >> guillermo: i don't think so. >> let's just say he is for right now. guillermo, this is your baby sonic class. hi. not only is nick stylish in his onesie but it goes from day to night in a cinch. >> guillermo: how much is it? >> well, i'm not sure how much this baby cost but the onesie goes for the rock bottom price, are you ready for this? this is crazy. $19.95. with a portion of that price going to fight the aids. >> guillermo: the price is so low, it's loco. [ siren ] >> you heard it here first, it is loco.
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>> jimmy: thank you, olivia. we'll check back with you later on. still to come, james franco and a special christmas song from the killers. the killers write a song every year to benefit red. this one is called "dirt sledding." last year we wrote a song together called" joel the lump of coal." they will be playing the song live for the first time later on tonight. live tyler, conner mcgregor of ufc, and ben affleck will be here to debut the batman versus superman trailer. that will be a lot of fun. i'm going to tell you something, best actor ever to come out of bors on the boston, easily, ben affleck. not even a contest. i guess tonight is a rapper, actor, entrepreneur, and professional relaxer of the highest caliber. to benefit red, he's offering a remarkable omaze experience that you will never forget, assuming you can remember what happened
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please welcome the one and only snoop dogg. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you doing? thank you for being part of this shopathon show. it's great to have you here. have you ever met bono. have you ever meet bono at all? >> i've heard of him. >> jimmy: are you the type of person to buy things off television? >> i've bought things off the home shopping network before. >> jimmy: you have? >> yes. >> jimmy: do you ever call in? >> no. experience for them. >> right. right. >> jimmy: recognize that voice. what did you buy, do you remember? >> i bought some jewelry for my grandmother. >> jimmy: really. jewelry for your grandmother.
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>> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: you do? >> yeah. >> jimmy: who do you buy for? who is on your personal list? >> my wife, my daughter, my granny, and my mom. it's all the women in my life. >> jimmy: do you go to the store >> i go to the store. i go actually into the store and stand in line and i buy gifts for them. >> jimmy: do people flip out when they see you? oh, yeah. >> jimmy: right. i know you have a new website. what is the name of the new website? >> maryjane.com. >> jimmy: now, it want to point out that it's not spelled like it sounds. it's merry like christmas. >> yeah, merry. >> jimmy: merryjane.com. >> green trees. >> jimmy: lifestyle website. >> it's a cannabis media platform website where you can get information. you can see videos.
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to cannabis. >> jimmy: it's like wikiweedia. it's for those who share a common interest. >> and those who don't. you may want to know about it involved. this is the best way to find out by, you know, looking for you tch. >> jimmy: do you have news on there? >> yeah, news. >> jimmy: things going on? >> everything, entertainment, news. >> jimmy: is it all filtered through -- does it all have to be related to pot smoking? >> no, not smoking, edibles, cooking. all forms of it. >> jimmy: pot eating, too, then. so really. >> yeah, exactly. >> jimmy: everything. >> exactly. >> jimmy: i know you've -- you have a lot of interests, but one of them. i don't know how long you've been doing this. i saw some of these paintings at your studio. this is -- this is an original snoop doggy dog. how often do you paint? >> it's in spurts. maybe three or four times a year.
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front of a canvas do you say, okay, this is what i think i'm going to paint or do you just kind of go with the flow? >> it's the music. i have a lot of old school music playing in the background. i'm usually on a road, in a hotel room, in a different country. i'm feeling a different vibe. i did that in australia at the versachi hotel. >> jimmy: you carry your paints around with you from town to town? >> no, i send somebody to go to the paint store. >> jimmy: i guess that makes more sense. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: you really have it all figured out. >> i do, jimmy. >> jimmy: when we come back we're going to talk about an omaze experience that you are donating. something that i think your fans will really, even people who don't like you will love this. snoop dogg is here. we have more surprises on the way as the red shopathon continues. we'll be right back. e se to a happy home in these modern times? r it's a housewife who's in control of the finances. p actually, any wife, husband, or human person r can use progressive's name your price tool
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test tex crooked nose and bloodshot eyes iron will for telling lies cheap smile and one inch fuse you hurt me santa and i'm confused pretty girls christmas lights mistletoe holy nights don't it sound like heaven on a cloud >> jimmy: yeah, that was the killers' new christmas song called "dirt sledding." you can find it on apple music and 100% of the proceeds go to benefit red. these guys have been doing this every year for the last ten years, and last year, i had the pleasure of writing one of the songs with them. and here now, with that song, "joel the lump of coal," the killers! some time ago at santa's place
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there lived a lump of anthracite whose parents called him joel joel joel the lump of coal happy as a lump can be he just want to keep santa warm and make the elves cozy but santa claus had other plans for joel one fateful day joel you're just the lump i need come join me on my sleigh joel joel the lump of coal heart leapt up with joy i'll soon be santa's present to a lucky girl or boy we'll laugh and play together and hold each other tight snuggle under clean white sheets when we go to sleep at night then santa's elves all laughed at joel you're in for a surprise you're not a
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you're just a booby prize what kid would ever want you you're filthy as can be now you have to go and live with one who's been naughty but i make heat poor joel cried and electricity you pollute the air with co2 and mercury joel joel the lump of coal fell down upon his knees i don't wanna live with a naughty kid don't make me santa please but santa laughed his jolly laugh ho ho you stupid lump you're just the thing to teach this brat that santa ain't no chump so off they flew and before he knew joel was in a sack
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to santa claus why don't we just go back and then came christmas morning and much to joel's surprise he saw a boy with the saddest face and tears were in his eyes he picked joel up and held him he said you can be my friend i would've liked some presents but you're what santa chose to send it's true i've been a naughty boy and maybe that's a sin but if this is how santa treats the kids i'm just glad that i'm not him and joel joel the lump of coal he knew what he must do he said now i know the reason why i got sent to you ' cause when a person hurts inside it turns him
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but i know how to make your pain into a precious jewel so take me in your hand young man and squeeze with all your might let's turn your pain and anger into something that shines bright then joel joel the lump of coal he gave his life away so that one good naughty little boy had a diamond on christmas day [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how about that? the killers. we'll be right back with anyone
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you buy the products you saw helped. go to gild.com/red. go to omaze.com/red for the celebrity experiences. thanks for bono, olivia wilde, snoop dogg, the killers, thanks to scarlett johansson, thanks to vice. i want to send my honestly sincerist apologies to matt damon. we just did not have time for him tonight. >> jimmy: yeah? >> did you say my name? >> jimmy: oh, i was saying unfortunately we don't have time for you tonight. i'm sorry. thanks for watching, everybody. >> i'm not mad. i'm in a giving mood tonight. >> jimmy: cool, cool. >> in fact, on top of the money that i'm going to donate to red, i'm making another important donation as we speak. >> jimmy: okay. all right. thanks. >> i'm donating some pee into your gas tank right now. >> jimmy: you know what, that son of a --
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out there, please remember that if you would like to enter to win my omaze experience or any celebrity omaze experiences you saw tonight, go to omaze.com/red. it is a worthy cause. oh. oh. i can't. i can't. >> jimmy: you can pull it out. i'm going back inside. thanks so much for all of ur guests tonight. "nightline is next.
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