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here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. [ cheersnd applause ] a quick question. how many o here in our studio audience bought tickets for the powerball to play the [ applause ] well, those of you who are happy, rest assured your odds of winning are just about exactly did. so the powerball jackpot is at $700 million, which is like -- movie. you could make your own "star [ laughter ] it's the bgestigottery jackpot never before has the total been this big. nobody won last night. so they're going to dot again on saturd.ay it was originally reported that
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but that turned out -- [ laughter ] she's had a really tgh month. [ cheers and applause ] this is funny.s rom in las vegas. there's no lottery in the state of neda. so people who don't have any way to gamble ary supermarket and 7-eleven and whatever there drive to the border of california to buy lotte tickets. and reporters will go there to to conduct ill-advised interviews on live television. >> do you know your chances of winning? >> slim to none. >> slim to none. you're right. let me tell you. it's one out of 292 million. what do yo thiu about that? >> knew it. >> you knew it? your numbers are lucky, though, am i right? hope so. >> can i ask you, if you won all the money, what would you do with it? >> bunch of hookers and cocaine. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy he :nts to pump the money back into the economy. she asked. [ laughter ] senator marco rubio is taking heat today for his choice of
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he's been mocked by sal of his republican opponents for a pair of stylish boots he made the mistake of wearing this week. these are the boots. now, ted cruz, rand paul, carly fiorina all tweeted about the boots. rand paul even made funf them on "the view." you know, his we prifably bought him the boots for christmas and then he wore them and now everybody dpudeof fun of him and now he's mad at her. but the big question is comes to celebrity fashion who wore it best, marco rubio or kim jong un? [ cheers and applause ] i'm going to go with marco. i don't like that matchy-matchy thing. meanwhe, on the democrats' side, bernie sanders still wearing the same pair of rockports he bought in 1982. [ laughter ] donald trump went on the offensive today, which is a very rare thing for him. released a new attack ad against hillary clinton that's abs a trumpy as it gets. >> women's rights are human rights, and human rights are
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once and for all. let's keep fighting for opportunity and dignity. [ applause ] >> jimmy: he could also put a picture of himself next to hillary. by the way, if donald trump wants to getho i palled around with who thing, he might want to buy up all the copies of these photographs. [ laughter ] and don't make us open the "celebrity apprentice" file ei r courent president, the one named obama, is gearing up for what will be his final state of the union address on tuesday night. his aides have been describing e speech that he plans to give as non-traditional. which he probably means he's going to do that watch me whip, [ laughter ] little fun with it? the winter storm known aelzino got us pretty wet and we don't like it. we really don't know what to do when it rains here. people were ordering mai tais last night just for the little
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[ labuer today was pretty nice. rain is expected to come back in force this weekend. rain is a good thing for us because of our drought situation. but this is interesting. experts say el nino might not help us much with th drought. most of the storms are hitting southern california instead of northern california, where most of our reservoirs are that store the -- it's kind of like if you were dying of thirst and someone washed your . [ laughter ] the rain was theig b story on ourocal l news all week. cbs affiliate in san diego did a story onloodg in their an they really got a sense of how negatively some residents have been affected by this. >> you look at all of this water, this car is submerged, and i am knee deep in water. i don't dare walk to the bottom of this park lot. but we got reaction from one driver who had his car stuck in this. we really feel for him this morning. >> [ bleep ]. [ bleep ] [ bleep ] [ bleep ]
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>>immy ji don't think i've ever seen that before. it's a new one. it doesn't happen much that a local reporter will get lucky and get something like that. most of the time theyave to traipse all over town knocking on doors trying to get any kind of anything from anyone involved in the story they're covering. and lately we've been keeping track of these and we put together this tribute, if you will, to all the hard-knocking tv news people out there. [ ocng ] >> no one answeredt gonzalez's home. [ knocking ] >> no one answered at the owner's door this afternoon. [ knocking ] >> no one would open the >> no one answered the door. >> no one answered the door. [ knocking ] >> no one answered the door. >> no one answered the door. >> no one answered the door.knocking ] >> no one answered the door. [ knocking ] >> no one answered the door. [ knocking ] >> no one answered the door. >> no one answered the door.
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>> none answered the door. >> no one answered the door. >> nobody answered the do >> nobody answered the door >> blanch, do you want to tell your s story? >> no! and stop knock on the door before ilhe police. >> jimmy: that's anch. [ applause ] well, at least she got something out of blanch. nobody uses the doorbell on tv news. it's all the old-fashioned -- new york today became the 23rd u.s. state to offer legalized medical marijuana. but you can only buy marijuana in non-smokeable forms, pills, liquids, oils, that sort of thing. no cigarettes, no brownies, no pop tarts, n gummy bongs, no heshey bars. it's not easy to get a prescription. in order to get medical rijuana in new york you must actual medical condition. here in california you can bet a prescription for a sunburn. [ laughter ] yoy ohu my back --
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don't eventher. here. [ laughter ] this is something that hard to explain to a stoner. general motors is teaming up with lyft, the car ride service that's like uber, to build a fleet of vi cars. it's a $500 million deal, and the idea is these cars would someda by used to take passengers wherever they want togo w hout a driver. which to me sounds like a great way to get accidentally taken to another city because you typed in the wrong movie t then youne dies and you change it [ laughter ] but it's thursday night and we have a tradition around here. we bleep and blur the big moments of the week, whether they need it or not. it is "this week nun necessary censorship." [ cheers and aus >> tonight a glimpse into the future. technology that can blow your [ bleep ] will be unveiled starting tomorrow in las vegas. would like to say [ bleep ] you to the world and [ bleep ] you to the planet. >> just a few wee ksago almost every candidate in the republican field was
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today almost every candidate in the republican field is [ bleep ]ing me. >> we ought to [ bleep ]. his ass if i could. >> you've got a at? a stiff [ bleep ]? i've got a stiff [ bleep ] 24 life. foughtnowy conditions. >> as you can see my glassed are all [ bleep ]ed up. >> think size matters. >> you do? >> i think the sizfe your bleep ] matters. >> there you go. i likethat. >> my [ bleep ] is better than yours premieres abc tomorrow. >> it's nice to meet you. >> so excited. it seems like we never [ bleep ] the same guy. >> i think it would be difficult for two girls to share a [ blee]. >> you weren't here friday. no, you weren't. and we know where you were. >> i was [ bleep ]ing. so to speak. >> you were [ bleep ]ing. chris christie's got a big monster [ bleep ] and he's [ bleep ]ing people.
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>> [ bleep ] like a kid again. >> yeah. >> don't worry, farmer fred, we'll get that pony off your [ bleep ]. >> ya, ya, whoa! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we're going to take a break. when w come back, a student from clemson and a student from alabama. there they are. go head to hdea in a special college football playoff scavenger hunt from their homes. so stick around. we'll be right back. aflac. ohh ah ah aflac! aaaaf-lac! ta-daa! he's not a very good magician. he paid my claim in just one day. one day?! shh! how does he do it? t in just one day, p
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is that it is rigged. what this campaign is about is to demand that we create an economy that works for all of us rather than a handful of billionaires. if you work 40 hours a week in america, you should not live in poverty. i'm bernie sanders, and i approve this message. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy:elco w back. dominic monaghan and music from vance joy is on the way. but first, ononday from glendale, arizona it's t
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alabama in the colle football playoff national championship game ones . this is the first time these teams will meet since 2008. th w goesom national title, and the fans needless to say are up. it's time now for our second ancfp scavenger [ cheers and applause ] let's begin and meet our competitors. first representing the crimson tide, coming to us live from her home in tuscaloosa, please welcome what is that, gigi? gigi thomas. >> hi, jimmy. >> jimmy: hello, gigi. what are you majoring in? >> restaurant, hotel management and modern computer science. >> jimmy: compuscience. restaurant -- so you'll either be a computer scientist or wor in like a shaky's, righ >> correct. >> jimmy: you're a big alabama fan i presume based on your -- >> born and raised. >> jimmy: what's that, bear bryant on your wall? >> mm-hmm. the man himself. >> jimmy: you're not kidding around. let's meet your competitor
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she's a ph.d. student at clemson coming to us from apartment in that very city. please say hello to kimmy. hello, kimmy.ause >> hi. how are you? >> jimmy: i'm doing well, kimmie. you are all decked out in you scol. >> i am. >> jimmy: is thathat w you wear to the games? >> that is what i wear to the games. all 14 of them. it will be the 15th this c monday. >> jimmy: so you're a little bit superstitious, huh? >> i'm very superstitious. >> jimmy: what are your game day rituals? >> besides wearing the same clothes, i actually be t friend who went to undergrad here with me. before every game, whether he's in person or not, we will face-time. we'll hold it up and take a shot for cmpionships. >> jimmy: very nice. >> hol on one second. i've got something for you, jimmy. >> jimmy: uh-oh. what is it? ziggy zaggy ziggy zaggy oy oy oy oy you've got to do a beer. it's okay. >> it's theclemson twist.
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>> jimmy: will you andig like to say somethi tong each other before we begin? exchange? >> would you like to go first, gigi? >> i was just gng to say good luck to you. honestly. >> well, i was going to ask you if youe'r read yi to see what a real heisman winner looks like? >> i guess we'll see. he already won it. >> jimmy: i like this. here. this is a scavenger hunt. i will name an item or give you a task. your job is to find that item or complete the task as quickly or pressively as you can. if you fail, you will bring shame and misery to your school. are you ready? >> i'm ready. >> jimmy: round 1. first challenge. bring back something you stole. something you stole. no hesitatio there. [ laughter ] we have the police waiting outside their apartments. laug[ er ]
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with like a rembrandt or something. oh, kimmie is back. kimmie, what have you? that is? >> an actual rock from death valley. >> jimmy: you stole that from death valley? >> i did. well, borrowed. >> jimmy:ll somehow you've gone out of focus here, kimmie. but yeah. you're way out of focus -- and gigi, what do you have? >> i stole olaf. >> jimmy: from where did you steal olaf? >> this poor little asian kid. >> jimmy: at [ applause ] right now. clear that -- turn that -- there you go. now you're i fo boy. i'm going to have to give that one to kimmie just based on principle alone. eers and applause ] we must n steal from children. you said it was a kid. anyway, the points have been awarded.
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round 2. destroy something that belongs all right. here they go. like m working on a oes something or there's a family heirloom maybe. something -- the more irreplaceable the better.ght, guillermo? >> that's rimmy. >> jimmy: thank you very much. oh, there they are. gigi, you're back. gigi, what do you have? >> this is my roommate's and she loves'm going to rip it up just for that. >> jimmy: th isiswhat, her homework? gigi. >> no. she actually really loves this book. >> jimmy: oh, all ght. kimmie, what do you have? >> i have a "sports illustrated" which she's going to hate that i'm about to st >> jimmy: okay. well, do it. destroy it. and let's see.
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all right. now burn your apartments down. [ laughter ] all right. your next challenge -- i'm going to call that a tie -- is to draw your team's mascot on the wall yes. the bigger the better. go get a pen or a bottle of ketchup. engeiss always called the lose your security deposit challenge. [ laughter ] yeah. you've got to do it so we can ite okay. there you go. all ght, kimmie. what are you drawing with there, kimmie? >> oh. lipstick. >> jimmy: okay. keep drawing. keep going. an i gigi ever gets back, she should start drawing also. >> i'm here. >> jimmy: ki n, an art major, are you? >>no. i'm an engineer. >> jimmy: that is a very delicate-looking tiger you're [ laughter ]
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what isou utensil of choice? >> this is eyeliner. okay. nobody had apen, huh? [ laughter ] there. all right. now, is that -- can you remove that or is that permanent on the wall? >> i think mine's permanent. >> jimmy: yeah, yours are both you know what? i think we're going cl this a tie and we're going to makeu bh winners here. [ cheers and applause ] as a re for your vandalism we're giving you each a pair of tickets to the nional championship game. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, kimmie and gigi. >> thank you. >> jimmy: a good waste of time, it turns out. have fun. tonight on the showe ha w musimc vance joy, dominic monagh is anhere. we'll be right back with cate blanchett. so stick around.
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>> jimmy: hi there. welce back. tonight a very talented actor and also a crazy person. he has a show on the travel channel called "wild things with dominic monaghan," dominic monaghan is here with us. and applause ] and then this is a special edition of his album. it'salle c "dream your life away." music from vance joy tonight. [ cheers and applause ]
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from the "x-files," dave duchovny and gillian anderson will be here. ice cube as will leslie mann. iana grande, josh holloway, from "downton abbey" joanne froggat, jacob tremblay, chloe grace more, antzmusic from city and colour, le bridges, and charlie puth. so please join us for all that. our first guests a multar golden globe-winning actress whom you know from a bushel of excellent films. she is currently nominated for a gold globe for her performance in the movie "carol." it's in theaters now, please say hello to cate blanchett. [ cheers and applause ] you look fantastic. [ cheers and applause for] coming. how's everything? how's life? >> things are pretty good. i feel like i saw youdnesasy. >> jimmy: yeah. you were here in october.
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quickly. >> but not a lot changes. i was kind of h hope you don't -- i mean, i don't know you that well. but i was hoping the bathrooms might have changed a little bit. >> jimmy: what do you mean? >> i mean, i don't know how old -- >> jimmy: what's wrong with the bathrooms? laughter ] >> i don't know aboutour y bathroom. but the cast bathrooms backstage -- >> jimmy: oh, in the gueroom? the guest dressing rooms. >> have you been back there? >> jimmy: i think i have. >> i get the kind of soviet-era communist gray -- >> jimmy: is it bad? >> gestaposonderkommandant kind of feeling. >> jimmy: can we put a camera back there? it will takee'll m get there. >> it's the fourth time i've en here. and i thought maybe it was an accident, maybe abc had run a little short on change. >> jimmy: well, that's problyba true. yeah. is it bad? is it really bad? it's so bad you're thinking about it?
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here's your dressing room. >> it's gray. >> jimmy: that's n that bad. >> you have all these happy pictures of -- there's someone in a but it actually looks better on the screen. j >> if you turn it around, there's this -- it's a stingray kind of faux stingray thing. did someone flush the toilet? i hope -- but a faux stingray. it's like a kind of showroom for the tile. >> jimmy: oh, you're right. there's a lot of -- >> i'd give you some pointers. but it's like you've got the pebble work going on. you sit in there and it's literally -- it's really -- no, it would probably get a b-plus in terms of hygiene. >> jimmy: oh, it's clean. >> i don't mean to misrepresent -- >> jimmy: that's very rare for us. >> -- you or your network. >> jimmy: b-plus is the highest grade we ever got. >> but it's really disturbing. i don't know what yours is like. >> jimmy: mine's worse, ac ly this one looks better than mine. it looks like there was like sample sale. [ laughter ] >> it does.
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>> it's like the showroomor the tile company. >> jimmy: i'm so sorry about that. >> maybe during the day abc use this is place as kind of a display home >> jimmy: no. we're here during the day. should we paint it do you think? >> i would be happy toive you some pointers. >> jimmy: next time yore hu'e, i make you thispromise, it will appl[ se ] and maybe down to a c-minus. hygienewise the grade may be lowerut otherwise -- >> but you have all these really happy photos of people up there.>> jmy: that's right. >> that's before they go into the bathroom. >> jimmy: i bet your home isfuy appoint, isn't it? >> no, we've just packed up our home. >> jimmy: you did? >> we had our last chrtmas in our home. >> jimmy: you did? >> it was sad. jas chmas? in australia? >> yeah. we have christmas in aust liwe believe in santa claus. it's a christian country. >> jimmy: it's summer over there, right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: do you have the same
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>> we do. my dad was american. but we -- our youngest is 7. i hope he's not watching because he believes in santa claus and it's so lovely. we get the flour and the footprints and put the trail out >> jimmy: what do you leave for santa? >> the boys know what to do. they just go and get the cooking >> jimmy: you leave wine for >> yeah. or beer or a little cocktail. . >> jimmy: no. it's milk and cookies for santa. he's driving. [ applause ] he's drivini >> jimmy: yet you have two college students doing shots, destroying - kin- of country is this? >> jimmy: well, it's a country of hypocrites is what it is. >> any sort of santa that's been leading up to that zenith that's christmas eve you need a bit of cooking wine or a or -- >> jimmy: maybe at that point his journey when he's with us, it's earlier on or -- i don't
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>>no, we're the first port of call. >> jimmy: are you really? hougus he was in the north pole. yes? >> no. he's in the south pole. >> jimmy: santa's not in the south pole. >> oh, yes, he is. >> jimmy: you've got a differe santa you guys are working with. a fat guy with red -- >> the beard. >> jimmy: hat? >> hat. reindeer. >>myou may have the one from the mall. i don't think you have the real santa. [ laughter ] >> have you done the thing with your kids where you take thetom sit on santa's knee. >> jimmy: yes. >> it is the most distressing -- >> jimmy: they hate it.my daughter, she screamed like a maniac. >> why do we do it? because our parents did it to us. >> jimmy: we did it twice. we tooker back a second time as if she's going to have a diffent reaction one week later. and she screamed the second time also. yeah. your kids are 7 and -- >> 14, 11, 7, and a year. >> jimmy: so it's a whole different thing now. do you take the kids to the movies or -- >> i thought you were going to sa to the mall. no, we took them to "star wars"
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like 17 times within 24 >> jimmy: did you like "star wars"? >> it was amazing. >> jimmy: oh, good. >> did you? >> jimmy: oh, i loved it. >> you didn't like it? what's wrong with you? [ >> jimmy: hey, hey. i'm more american than you are. les not get into this. i giv santa claus. >> no, my son went at midnight. >> jimmy: he did? >> we got the millennium first in the southern hemisphere and we probably got "star war before it was even made. >> jimmy: oh, you did get it dy bese. >> so we went to a midnight screening and it was so exciting, you know, when the scroll came up and everyone cheered. it was a real even >> jimmy: did you love the old "star wars" movies? or did you -- >> i'm old enough to remember them, yes. >> jimmy: me too. one -- >> jimmy: the old real -- the good ones. beca e when people talk about the first -- when i talk about the first "star wars" movies my sons are talking about the middle. >> jimmy: because that's the order -- kids don't know ws .
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to keep brindi with me. what use am i to her? to us if i'm living against my own grain. so that's the deal. i won't -- i cannot negotiate anymore. you take it or leave it. but if you leave it, we go to court. and if we go to court, it'll get ly. and we're not ugly people. >> jimmy: that is catett in "carol." [ cheers and applause ] it is in theaters now. you're nominated for a golden globe for best actress in a drama on sunday. do you think you gd in these movies? you're so good in them. >> i can't watch -- i'm amazing. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: do you watch them and go -- >> i can't watch them because i ve thas really, real embarrassing habit of when i see it i start tearing up when the character tears up. an ld ghing when the character's laughing. >> jimmy: you're imitating. >> it's not pretty. >> jimmy: really?
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>> jimmy: wow. >> lucky it's half anywhere near approaching passable on the actual screen. >> jimmy: on sunday you'll be sitting at a table. it's different at the golden globes. you sit at a round table, right? with your -- with your fellow nominee. >> with your competitors. >> jimmy: with your competi and co-star in the film rooney mara. >> yes. >> jimmy: so then one of you wins, the other can -- i mean, you can go dwlur purse. you could -- >> anything could haen. >> jimmy: eat her dessert. i you name it. >> yes. exactly. >> jimmy: they say it's more fun because people drink and get to talk duringhese shows. >> it's like a mosh pit, ally it gets very sweaty down there. there's tables -- it's like there's not enough ketchup on your table. you literally lean and get dicaprio's ketchup from the table behind you. you're all very tightly pack. it's quite sweaty. >> jimmy: wow. it's that close, huh? >> it's really close. >> jimmy: and dicaprio doesn't mind you taking his ketchup? >> i don't know. i haven't needed ketchup. i don't know.
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you know the mini kec g >> jimmy: oh, yeah. the mini ketchups. do you like those? >> mini mustards. eye best. >> jimmy: they're like some indestructibleri. i have to do them with my teeth. all of a sudden i turn into a toucan biting into that -- you don't do that. you're too classy. >> no, i usually use a knife. >> jimmy: and the bathrooms are okay for you at the golden globes?ause that's something you -- >> ll, normally you're so stitched into those dresses that you just -- you cannot drink anything because if you have to pee it's a disaster. >> jimmy: ,oh right. that's terrible. >> it's so hard to actress. >> jimmy: there's a lot of to goeur on. it really is. why doesn't somebody go enough with wisring sneakers, i'm wearing big jeans and i'm sweatshirt? >> you should be a stylist. that's the look. >> jimmy: my interior decorating, my styling, i'm do with all this stuff. >> the movie's really great.
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and you're great in it as usual. it's almost ridiculous. i hrerd going to be in the next "thor" movie. is that true? >> yes. chris hemsworth is busy, and -- [ laughter ] it's not beenorki w out. >> jimmy: is that confirmation or are you dodging the question? >> no, i'm not dodging the question. they sjustituting one australian for another. gender equality. why can't you have a female thor? >> jimmy: you have to understand how important these comic books are to people. >> you're getting aggressive. >> jimmy:er, i'm getting aggressive. tell us -- well, listen, if you're going to be in thor you have to be ready to fight. >>nything with a bit of a out regime i could do with. >> jimmy: oh, very good. all right. well, we'll look forward to that. and we'll see you at the golden globes on sunday night. cate blanchett. the movie's called "carol." it's in theaters now. we'll be right back with dominic monaghan. [ cheers and applause ] l? yeah. it's too good to be true. not again.
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now, for some reason, he seeks out deadly beasts, the real show "wild things with dominic season three begins january 27th on travel chnel.an please welcome dominic monaghan. [ cheers and applause ] did you guys -- did you and cate have a "lord of the rings" reunion? >> you know, we had like a really -- can i just say, by the way, you have the most spectacular bathrooms i've ever seen. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: thank you. >> absolutely stung. >> jimmy: that's very nice of you to say. >> i'm only saying that because we had a moment in the bathroom, cate and i. we took a selfie in the shower. weird, yeah? with cate blanchett. and she was like these bathrooms are really bizarre. and i was like, yeah, they are a bit bizarre. and i was like what's more bizarre is i'm in a shower with cate blanchett taking a selfie.
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i'll look at you and then you look at the camera. and i was like, i need the face of giorgio armani. i'm very confused you why can't look at the came. ra >> jimmy: it's an actor thing. you can't look at the . >> i'm always looking at cameras. i like your beard, by the way. >> jimmy: i like your beard too. >> we have the same thing -- >> jimmy: and i like your ears and your eyes and your whole face. >> sweet man. we have the same thing going on with our beards in the sense that when i started to get stubble when i was a kid, when i was 12, it started right here. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> which means that that is the place that's going gray first. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> so i did just for men. >> jimmy: you did? >> i do just for men quite often. >> jimmy: you did not. >> i did. >> jimmy: did you? >> i totally did. can you not tell by my chin? otally just for menned -- >> jimmy: you don't need, that though. you have blondish hair. >> you i was nervous to see you because you said w to take me for a lovely midnight fast.
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lovelys p asible for jimmy. romantic. >> i didn't know you were going to be kind of scrubby around the >> jimmy: don't worry. it's very soft. i condition. i want to talk about this show. >>t, l don't you? >> jimmy: listen, i don't understand it at all. don't approve of it. i don't know wt yha're doing. to me the very last thing i would want to do. but you love it so much. >> i'm saying to a friend of mine backstagearon, i was like, we have brought in certain -- or we've certainly invited people to come and do the show. we've had billy boyd come and do the show. i've invited viggo and and elijah. i feel like i've invited you at one point via an e-mail and your reply was [ bleep ] that [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: i did say that. i didn't mean to be rude. >> i get it. >> jimmy: if there snakes involved i would be much more inclined to be on the show. what's going on here.
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would be easy pickings for a snake. what i'm hoping to do is just clean it up. this is actually good because what we want with this snake is for it to use a bit of its s that when we work with it it just relaxes. >> jimmy: that is a terrible idea. [ cheers and applause ] and there's children around. >> small children arou. which could have been eaten by that animal. >> jimmy: when the locals are startled and scared you shouldn't be grabbing the snake by the back. >> that was in mozambique where they're very fearful of snakes. there's not a lot of them around. >> jimmy: it's called having common sense. [ laughter ] >> certainly big ones like that. bu what we do when we get to a certain -- any country we're in we say if you see a large reptile you're fearful of please call us and we will take it out of that place you've seen it and make the humans safe an soke the snake safe as well.
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it had been injured. someone actually stabbed it. they had a spear and they tried to kill it. you can't kill a snake with one stab. you're pba need to stack it like 100 times. they're super resilient animals. we did some surgery on it. and then it climbed a tree. it was a very jungle bookie moment for me. it climbed a tree, and i was like, see you later, ka. >> jimmy: which is the most deadly snake that you have personally touched? >> probably the scariest in terms of what aherpatologist would say has the most capability ofilling you is the black mamba. it's t, athletic, it's super venomous, it's very dangerous, and again, in south africa i said if anyone sees anything that might abe cobra or a mamba let me know. a friend of mine called donald called me up. and it was in a house. it was in someone's bathroom. we went an took tout of someone's bathroom and worked with it for an hour. and made it safe. the cool thing about those stories is the humans are scared, the snake's safe, w
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snake safe, we make a bit of amazing tv. i get to hang out with the animal. >> jimmy: why are you not scared of snakes in you're from england. you're not from the jungle. >> i work with these type of nimds. i have these type of animals at home. >> jimmy: how many of these animals do you have in your house? >> at the moment i have three snakes, two tarantulas, a praying mantis, a scorpion, a centipede. bees. i have like 30,000 bees on my property. you shouovld. >> jimmy: not in the house, though, right? >> no, not in the house. that would be like trying to get to the kitchen it would be a nightmare. >> jimmy: you count the bees as your pets? >> well, not necessarily pets but i do have those animals on my property. >> jimmy: i see. >> and at some point in the next month or so i'm going to harvest their honey which will turn into hobbit honey. and then i'll give you a jar or something. [ applause ] >> jimmy: is it going to be -- are you allowed to do that? >> i'm going to go down to farmer's markets and sell it for like $25 a pot and be super famous. >> jimmy: you're turning into a
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[ i hope you don't get bitten. how many episodes this season? >> weid 13 this season. the first episode we go to momz mozambique. i swim with the biggest fish in the world, the whale shark. >> jimmy: you swim withone? >> yeah. amazing creature. 13 episodes everyone wednesday night on travel channel and also oln in canada. getting into the ocean with a animal like that it's a harnlless creature it doesn't hurt you, it doesn't eat you. but when something like that's coming towar its mouth is twice the size of you and you're thinking this is a harmless animal. and it offered me its dorsal fin as if to say jump on. [ ughter ] and i was like, you know what? i will. and then i swam around on top of the biggest fish in the world for like 20 minutes. one of the greatest days of m life. >> jimmy: i imagine four it would be. of my life. [ laughter ] >> i don't think it would be quite as good as dinner tonight. bu we' see. >> jimmy: are you hitting on me? what's going on here?
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with dominic monaghan." returns january 27th on the travel channel. we'll be right back with vance joy. this epidemic of gun violence knows no boundaries. hillary clinton s whha it takes republicans and the gun lobby. we need to close the loloophes and support universal how many people have to die before we actually act... before we come together as a nation? i'm hillary clinton and i approve
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>> jimmy: welcome back. i want to thank cate blanchett, dominic monaghan. apologies to matt damon. we ran out of time for him. "nightline" is next, but first, this is the special edition of his album "dream your life away." here with the song "fire and the flood," vance joy. [ cheers and applause ] i was only walking through your neighborhood saw your light on honey in the cold i stood anywhere i go there you are anywhere i go there you are i been getting used to waking up with you i been getting used g up here anywhere i go there you are
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there you are there you are you're the fire and the flood blood everything is fine when your hand's resting next to mine next to mine you're the fire and the flood since we met i feel a lightness in my step you're miles away but i still feel you anywhere i go there you are anywhere i go there you are
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