to do the toughest job in the world. i'm hillary clinton and i approve this message. live." >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, chloe grace moretz. from colony, josh holloway. and music from dj khaled featuring future. with cleto and the cletones. and now, moving forward, here's jimmy kimmel!

>> jimmy: i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. i stand before you tonight to declare that the state of this program is strong. you didn't watch the state of the union address? well, president obama gave his last night. it was the president's shortest state of the union address, clocking in at 58: 49. which happens to be -- my last one would have been much shorter than that. mine would have been however long it takes to say "you're on your own, suckers" and that would be it. festivities started before the speech. the rapper wali who happens to be from washington, d.c.

first-ever state of the union preshow. shout-out lady gaga she couldn't be here hey >> then he fired his manager. i don't know, it was like somebody's living room. most all the big names in politics were there. every year the state of the union becomes more like a televised awards show. >> secretary, who are you [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you know, these speeches aren't easy to make for a president. half the audience is against you. the democrats clap and the republicans don't. over and over again. if you're a republican you don't want to get caught agreeing with anything obama says because it could ruin your political career. so you have to sit there and

witnessing your family getting eaten by coyotes through the whole thing. one face that got a lot of attention was that of south carolina governor nikki haley. she gave the rebuttal speech, the speech after obama's speech. as you can see, she did it without ever opening her mouth all the way. it was all gritted teeth. nice teeth though. her teeth are so white they're now running second to donald [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> the you know who else was there, kim davis was there. remember her? the county clerk who refused the same-sex marriage licenses? you see she was sporting her meanest scowl and her fullest mullet for the event. she said she was there to encourage all christians -- she even wore joseph's amazing technicolor dreamcoat. [ laughter ] but the star was president obama. unfortunately for president obama, ratings were down from last year's state of the union. especially among younger

this sort of thing just doesn't resonate with young people, i guess. they tried showing the speech on snapchat. but i think they're missing the point. i have an idea that might make it more appealing and i offer this idea to the white house free of charge. what if you tried reaching young people in a language they actually speak? like emoji? >> but i can promise that a little over a year from now, when i no longer hold this office, i will be right there with you. inspired by those voices of fairness, engagement, of grit and good humor and kindness that have helped america travel so far. voices that help us see ourselves not first and foremost as black or white or asian or latino, gay, straight, foreign

but as americans first. >> jimmy: meanwhile, we've big sports news, the rams are coming back. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: after 20 years in st. louis the rams -- the owner of the rams got his wish. last night at the blues game sleuth fans bid him a fond farewell. well, they're upset. the san diego chargers and oakland raiders also said they wanted to move to l.a. san diego still has that option. and if they pass, oakland could step in. it's exciting. finally l.a. will get to experience the thrill of being disappointed by two more sports [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ]

the city's changed a lot since the '90s when the rams were here. i think they should change the name of the team, i have an idea, the kardasherams. right? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: on that subject i do want to mention that kylie jenner has an app and for only $2.99 a month you too can get exclusive personal access to kylie's life which is filled with video, including gems like this. insightful meditation on the new year. >> my life so far. i think years have more to do with just a date. i feel every year has a new energy and i feel like this year is really about like the year of just realizing stuff and just coming into your own and finding yourself. i feel like all my friends around me and everybody around me, we're all just like realizing things and like things are coming to light and we just

and just do good things and have fun and just have no stress. >> jimmy: yeah. exactly. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it is the year of realizing stuff. see, she should have given the state of the union address. everyone would have loved it. we have a fun show, from "the fifth wave" chloe grace moretz is here. josh holloway is here. and we have music from dj khaled with future. if you're not familiar with dj khaled, not following him on snapchat snapchat, you should be. he's known partly for his inspirational and motivational messages. kylie jenner has nothing on mill him. nothing. >> life is like sky. some days going to be a lot of clouds with turbulence. some days is going to be clear blue skies.

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's the most beautiful five-day forecast you've ever heard. do you want another one? one more? okay. [ cheers and applause ] >> you smart. you very smart. we the best. you a genius. this next part of the video is when you're doing pushups or you're doing sit-ups, whatever, let's get it. another one. another one. another one. another one. another one. >> jimmy: i think you can imagine how it went from there. [ cheers and applause ] i love dj khaled videos. we wanted to put his gift for inspiration to good use. i asked him to record a motivational message for someone who really needs it, someone who's really down right now, jeb bush. listen up, jeb. you're about to get the key. >> you know i rock with obama. obama, salute.

need some advice. i'm going to give you the keys to success and motivate you. jeb bush, i appreciate you. you a leader. you a bush. another one. [ bleep ]. they don't want you to win. they don't want you to have breakfast. a healthy breakfast of fruit, green apple, that's the key, apple. the key is to believe in yourself. the key is sneakers. you've got to widen your plans, jeb bush. nobody can widen them for you. you. you water them for you. be a player. don't play yourself. and don't play basketball. that's not your sport, jeb bush. the key to success is talk. jeb bush and cocoa butter, live life smooth, use cocoa butter, have a glow. always use cocoa butter. major key, cocoa butter.

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that was it right cocoa butter. i can easily see jeb gaining 7% or 8% in the polls from that. now this story, this is a tragic one. powerball drawing. we don't know the numbers. as the show airs we know. in a lot of offices the co-workers will pool money to buy tickets. if they win they share the jackpot. or one keeps it and then the rest sue him later. but anyway. over the weekend 42 people who work at a restaurant in new jersey pooled their money and then when they got the winning numbers, realized they'd hit the jackpot. >> how much? >> 11 -- >> yes, 27 -- yes. >> 62. >> yes. >> 63. >> yes.

>> yes! >> oh! >>. >> jimmy: so here's the thing. they didn't actually win. they were looking at the wrong numbers. they had the numbers from like the previous week. which is terrible. but when we come back, we're going to talk to the staff from that restaurant about this unlucky brush with lady luck and their life from new jersey standing by. stick around, we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] to those who deliver dinner... and get dinner delivered. to those caked in flour... coated in dust... even covered in lava. to those who are up all night... and up all night.

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>> jimmy: welcome back. chloe grace retz, josh holloway on the way. a record billion and a half dollar powerball drawing is tonight. by the time we air it will have been determined. it's the biggest jackpot in the history of the world. not counting jerry hall marrying rupert murdoch. somebody could be realizing they won, please win this already so i don't have to listen teryby here having fake conversations about how much of the money they would give to charity if they won. everyone's very generous in a hypothetical way. anyway, a group of 42 unfortunate employees at gracini restaurant in new jersey who thought they had won the powerball last weekend turned out they hadn't. they were reading the numbers from the previous week. and they were disapped we tracked them down. maybe cheer them up. joining us on our cisco screen

welcome everybody from gracini's. hey, guys. charlie, diego, moses, claudio, tony, mike, maybe some other people, you're in inglewood cliffs, new jersey. thank you for joining us. how are you holding up right now? >> we're ready to win. >> ready, >> ready. >> ready to win. >> jimmy: whose fault was this? everyone point to the person whose fault it was. charlie? you're the bartender and you read the numbers. where did you get the wrong numbers? >> from a friend of mine texted them we had t for us, me and him, and he sent me the wrong numbers from the powerball website. >> jimmy: who is this friend? >> i don't want him to be named. >> jimmy: i'm sure. who organized the pool and got the tickets?

>> diego. >> jimmy: how many did you buy, diego? >> like 270 tickets. >> jimmy: how did you guys find out that they weren't the correct numbers, the winning number >> well, 25 minutes after 11:ed he. and i said -- my wife said to me, charlie, please just double-checkhe numbers. check the website. i went to the powerball we they had refreshed the numbers. different. >> jimmy: how long did you believe you were millionaires? how much time elapsed that you thought you'd won? >> 15, 20 minutes. >> jimmy: oh, boy. crying, everything you can think >> jimmy: how did you break the >> slowly.

it wasn't easy. went from one end of the restaura, my way to the other. it was really tough. but it was a great moment for us, it really was. >> jimmy: well, yeah, i bet it was. tony owner of the restaurant. anyone at that time -- did anyone quit, did anyone say anything they shouldn't have said? >> oh this gu diego. he says -- one of the customers wanted a cloth. he says, get your own cloth. then of course the dishwashers started jumping around, ripping their clothes off. theyaid, we quit, we're never washing another dish again the rest of our s. and how did i like that? >> jimmy: are those guys back washing dishes right now? >> unfortunately they are. >> jimmy: when god closes a door, he opens a dishwasher.

get to keep working together? aren't there more important ings than having a billion dollars, like providing moderately-priced italian food to the community? >> nope. >> jimmy: no? [ laughter ] >> it sucks. >> jimmy: you got your tickets. how many tickets did you buy this time? >> 400! >> jimmy: aright, okay. you'll definitely win this time, yeah. >> oh, yeah, definitely. >> jimmy: and you will -- >> now we change grissini meatballs to g issini powerballs. >> jimmy: what are the specials on the menu? >> osso bucco, braised veal shank, marinaded rdinsa. we have a lot of homemade >> immy: bring me one of everything. >> and we're going to win tonight. >> jimmy: i hope you guys win. it seems like it would be nice karma correction if you do. [ cheers and applause ]if y do, give two week notice next time, all right? >> it's a deal. >> jimmy: thank you, guys.

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi there. tonight, from "colony" josh holloway is here. later the album is called "i changed a lot." dj ka led with future from the samsung stage. tomorrow night we'll be visited by leslie mann, ariana grande, music from charlie puth. our first best cannot buy beer or rent a car but she's been in 40 movies, traveled the world several, is allowed to call nicholas cage nick. "fifth wave." it opens a week from friday. please say hello to chloe grace moretz! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, by the way, congratulations on turning 18. i think the first time you were here you were only 15 years old. >> yeahbare ly. i just turned 15.

unbelievable,t really is. up. >> you know, that's what happens with time. eventually. >> jimmy: do you feel free now that you're 18? things you feel you can -- you can chew tobacco legally. >> i can technically chew whatever kind of tobacco i'd like >> jimmy: you can donate blood. >> wow, yeah. >> jimmy: you can get a costco membership. >> uh-huh. i've been trying to get a costco membership for years. >> jimmy: what do you mean trying? >> they denied me. >> jimmy: why? why would they deny you? you didn't have $40? >> i was just under the cap. >> jimmy: at one time when it was cost plus or something, it had a different name, price costco, you did have to have special requirements. now anybody with money. >> now they don't care. apparently. >> jimmy: that is true. bulk. >> jimmy: it's all any american could ever dream is to be able

have you graduated? you aren't going to regular high school, you were -- >> home schooled. >> jimmy: did you graduate? >> yeah, i'm done with high school. officially. >> jimmy: you're the only student in your class? >> i graduated top of my class. [ cheers and applaus >> jimmy: nice. >> valedictorian. the whole thing. >> jimmy: did you give your family? >> my living room. >> jimmy: and have you -- do you feel like -- are you driving >> yeah. >> jimmy: y are. >> i got my license. i turned 18, finished high school, got my license. i'm an adult! then still didn't do anything with it. >> no. drive? >> well, i was until i started -- well, my biggest fr was having cars driving. >> myrs? >> because it was cars around i was >> jimmy: i se >> then i was like, you know what? i'm going to go on a road trip across country. >> jimmy: rely?al

you're terrified driving. >> you didn't go by yourself? >> no, i wouldn'nav able to survive alone. i went with my brother's boyfriend nick. >> jimmy: you must be very close with hi >> yeah they've been together like seven years now. he's kind of a family member. >> jimmy: no ghting in the car? >> no, we didn't get into one fight, which i was ready. i was prepped and ready. to like have a big brawl, you know. like we're good. >> jimmy: with the radio or something like that. >> something. over a bag of doritos. >> jimmy: yeah. >> things happen. car. >> jimmy: wow. that's something. it's a shame your brother's -- maybe it should be you. >> we'd be a great couple. do? i heard that they announced that you are going to star as the little mermaid in a live action version of "the little mermaid." >> yeah. >> jimmy: is that now -- [ cheers and applause ]>> jmy: being your age that would be -- is that more exciting --

>> jimmy: than just typically anyht ie? >> no, it definitely was one of the mos things i've booked. because -- it's something i grew up with, little a grew up at least knowing it. >> jimmy: i dreamed of being the little mermaid. >> i know you did. you can be my mermaid. >> jimmy:s t'ce. >> no, i want to be the mermaid! >> it's fine. borrow a wig. >> jimmy: how do you prepare for being a mermaid? >> i'm right in the process of starting it. i have to learn how to swim in a tail. >> jimmy: really? >> it's going to be kind of crazy. >> jimmy: they'll fit you with some kind of thing -- >> some prosthetic tail. >> jimmy: yeah, this could tur t to be a terrible -- >> horrible. >> jimmy: terrible job. >> horrible. it could potentially. >> jimmy: yeah. they'll krazy glue your knees together and you in a tail -- >> yeah, exactly. >> jimmy: then throw you in the ocean. >> i finish the movie never able to walk again. >> jimmy: are you a good swimmer

audition? >> i can't really swim. >> jimmy: you can't swim? >> well, i can. but i'm not a strong swimmer. >> jimmy: this makes a wonderful story. the little mermaid who couldn't swim. >> yeah. but yno maybe that's the new story. >> jimmy: that is a good story. >> the mermaid who learns to >> jimmy: it shows people, believe in yourself. >> never back down. >> jimmy: unless you drown, in story. >> then it's horrible. minutes. and it's not okay. >> jimmy: it wldn'ou be great for young girls, put it that way. >> no, no. >> jimmy: that's exciting. when we come back we'll talk about your new movie which is based on popular books and it's called "the fifth wave." clowe chloe grace moretz is here.

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>> what's in your hand? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: is it an iphone? >> it wasn't an iphone. >> jimmy: gas an it was an iphone. samsung galaxy. >> it's my samsung galaxy. >> jimmy: i'll wait to see the texts i'm getting. this movie as i mentioned, based on a book, and it looind of scary. is it sc >> there's definitely thriller elements. it's a sci-fi action thriller movie. there's definitely moments where you're left on the edge of your seat. >> jimmy: the fifth wave. there's five waves. the first was? >> the first wave is an emp which basically knocks out all of our technology and power and usage ofars or anything inhe world. and then the second wave is destruction. so it's a series of earthquakes which are also tsunamis which take down and devastate every major city. >> jimmy: which look very scary, i saw that, yeah, yeah. >> the third is this genetically

takes out like 97% of the population. >> jimmy: ba >> horrible. not a fun tng to go through. >> jimmy: yeah. >> the fourth wave are these guys called silencers which are theens at come down to earth and pick off -- >> jimmy: the rest. >> the last remaining humans. nd you're one of the last remaining humans protecting your little brother. yeah. >> jimmy: you have a b brothers? >> i do, four older brothers. >> jimmy: four older brothers, oh. must have been good -- >> to have a younger brother in in one? >> jimmy: a younger movie brother. around. i got payback for everything. >> jimmy: good. >> so he was really lucky to work with me. he really enjoyed it. no, no. it was really fun to have more like a -- an adult feeling around -- like a little brother. because i've never hadtle a her. >> jim: you're used to being the kid on these movies. >>always. i've always been the youngest on t. >> jimmy: do you ever google urself? >> i try not to.

it's not h. >> it's so hard. >> jimmy: it is hard not to. in google there's a thing where they fill in -- >> the blank. >> jimmy: yeah, what do they call that, auto complete or something like that? >> probably like guess for you. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. and then so if you put your name, like let's put your name in and see. these i guess are -- i guess these are the most common things that people want to know about you. >> a lot about myrelationships. >> jimmy: why don't we go through these. are you married? >> you know, n -- no. >> jimmy: no? are you a cello player? >> i can be.laug er ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: are you engaged? >> i'm not y engaged either. >> jimmy: are you single? >> yes. >> jimmy: all right. >> but, you know. >> jimmy: yeah? >> yeah. >> jimmy: does chloe moretz play the cello? >> there's a lot about that cello in there. >> jimmy: they love the cello. you have brothers? >> yes.immy: sing? >> i can do it all.

>> i don't have a -- what's a kick? that makes me feel old. i'm only 18 and i don't know what a kick is. >> jim younow that it's something. >> i know that it's got to be a thing. >> jimmy: it is a thing. >> is it a thing? >> jimmy: if you don'tw definitely don't have one. >> no. cerao. i don't know. >> it could -- i could play my kick cello. >> jimmy: they're really obsessed with this cello. >> i do. >> jimmy: which one dozen you like? >> assassin s s' creed, battlefield. >> jimmy: who is chloe grace more rets, who is chloe grace moretz's mother. >> wow. >> jimmy: who is your mother? >> who is my mom? it's a mysterious question. no, my mom -- >> jimmy: never h their mother is really, do they. >> not truthfully. then you find out and never wan to know again. >> jimmy: who is agent, who are youdating, wdw -- >> what? >> jimmy: i don't know wdw --

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>> i am doing great. >> jimmy: i was thinking about you today, i was wondering when a big powerball prize comes up like that do you play hurley's numbers from "lost"? >> what a great story tha would be. wouldn't it? it's not my fate. >> jimmy: it's not your fate? t'>>not my fate. you have to thr ggh poo to geto t good. i can't just buy a lotto ticket. but i bought one anyway. >> jimmy: it would wipe out your accomplishments? come on. >> jimmy: speaking of dredging through poo you have a new young son. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: congratulations. what is his name? >> hunter. he is amazing. and you have a new one? >> jimmy: i do, yes. she's a girl. >> congratulations. >> thank you very much. >> you're cool again. you're a hero. to your o kids you're an idiot. >> jimmy: exactly. >> kids start ageing and you can do no right.

>> jimmy: are you a disciplinarian? i would not imagine that you really crack down. am i wrong? >> i'm the >> jimmy: that's right. >> the wifey has to take on that role. however, we do implement certain mechanisms of control. >> jimmy: what? >> everybody's got a bogeyman. don't they? >> jimmy: what do you mean? >> we use the ym but right now for my daughter it was pawangso because my wife's from indonesia. >> jimmy: what is pawangso. >> scary, dude. >> jimmy: tell me about this. >> pawangso is the indonesiangeym and looks lying hagrid from harry potter but really dirty. he has ninja men, only their eyes, dressed in ninja pajamas. they come around, scoop you up, put you in a sack, they take you

do dishes, cle husband house, his hovel. >> jimmy: oh my god. you tell your children he's coming to get you? >> oh, yeah. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> spanking is no longe allowed, you use what you can. funny enough, carlton happened to call once, carlton cues. >> jimmy creator of "lost" and nows show. >> he called and he has a deep voice. he's like, josh? we used to say, we're going to call pawangso. we're like, no, you're not. we'd turn on that message and carlton's voice would come on. you could shove spinach, anything, down her throat. >> jimmy: it's like -- carlton is like -- >> he was really hurt. he was like, i don't want to be pawangso. speaking of -- >> jimmy: like the opposite of santa claus.

do you call that? >> jimmy: i don't know. >>he mexican caballero. >> jimmy: is that good? >> like el chapo. it's sexy. and mysterious. >> jimmy: thanks. >> i could keep going. >> jimmy: my mother was my bogeyman, i think. no, but youwhat? we did have something.us my brother is nine years younger than i am. cleto our band leader, we've been bestriends since we're kids. my brother wanted to go everywhere with us. cleto would tell him if he misbehaved that the penis man was going to come get him. >> you go right to it. >> jimmy: ais penis. >> i'm scared. >> jimmy: forget about >> i will wash dishes day long but don't take my penis. >> jimmy: it only works on boys

>> i like that one. >> jimmy: he was very ll behaved. >> my god he was. obviously. >> jimmy: i'm excited you and carlton are back together for this show. i desperately m "lost." this show is another miss kind of thing? >>s. the story of course i completely different than "lost." similar in that you don't know [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: you don't know what's going on. do you? >> no. in life? no. >> jimmy: no, on tshow. >> no. it's that. it's -- the audience knows what you know. so it's unfolding like that. the mysteries unfold. and in that way it's like "lost." answers are going to create questions. worlds will unfold. everything will blow up when you think you have it physical examinatione out. >> jimmy: at the end of "lost" did you ask those guys what happened?

happ? >> do you know what happened? >> jimmy: i don't know what happened. either. me it's sgrer . >> jimmy: i don't think we're supposed to know what happened. >> i hope that's the uth. because that's what i tell people. >> jimmy: either that or the two of us are stupid. >> i tell people something different every time if i'm in mood. i'll tell them whatever they want to hear. >> jimmy: then they tell their friends, i heard from josh holloway, this is what was supposed to happen. i want to bring somebody, if you don't mind, i want you to meet somebody who works here. also josh holloway with an "a." i want to meet your doppganger. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: josh, come in here. >> man! >> jimmy: josh gets a lot of your e-mails. >> we're very similar. [ cheers and applause ] >> i look studious.

by the ey, have a lot of josh help. pleasure to meet you, brother. >> jimmy: josh -- >> i had a josh that opened that door for me. joshs. i want to show the range between josh holloways. you can see th it could really go from one end of the spectrum toss other. [ laughter ] [ cheersnd applause ] remarkable. all right. >> we've got to stick together. >> jimmy: josh has been dreading >> i'm sure. >> jimmy: he does get a lot of your e-mails. >> thank god, at least he'll answer them. >> jimmy: somebody is answering them. josh holloway, what dko happened at the end of "lost"? do you have an idea? >> i honestly really loved "lost." yeah, yeah. which makes it all very -- >> you're supposed to be my intellectual side. >> jimmy: this is one of those wonderful moments that's only for our staff. i like to josh holloway and josh holloway for being here. "colony" premieres tomorrow night on usa at 10:00.

we'll be right back with dj khaled and future. [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is

>> guillermo: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by samsung. >> jimmy: i want to thankhloe grace moretz, josh holloway, apologies to mt damon, we ran out of time. "nigline" is next. first, this is his album called "ihanged a lot" with some help from future, dj khaled! >> they don't want us to win so we going to win more! all i do is win win win no matter what got mdon i can neveget enough and every time i step up in the buildin' everybody hands go up jimmy kimmel! and they stay there and they say yeah and they stay th up down down up down 'cause all i do is win win win and if you goin' inpuyour hands in the air

sippin' my cup what you think i'm hot for here's to make my stock go up they don't want me on jimmy kimmel so i'm going to make sure i'm on jimmy kimmel! and i got my brother f meut revenge! we the best! dj khaled! put your hands in the air, put them up, put them up, put them up, put them up!

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cause she hang around all my shooters i walin i walked in the club i told that on the ruger evei'm gangsterlo ya like larry hoover i just sent her off to shop her daughter in the uber you're mine you're mine you're mine you're mine you're mine you're mine mine let's rock future! jumpman jumpman jumpman jumpman jumpman jumpman jumpman i just seen the jet take off they up to something them boys just not bluffing them boys just not bluffing jumpman jumpman jumpman them boys up to something she was tryna join the team i told her wait chicken wings and fries we don't go on dates nobu nobu nobu nobu nobu nobu i just a private dinner in la trapping is a hoybb that's the way for me money coming fast we never getting sleep i just had to buy another safe b end phantom