where were you there, yehya? >> that one i'm in the fighting place, you see i got tickets for $8,000, somebody want to buy $2,000, i said no, i want to take picture with celebrity. >> jimmy: another great story. all right. >> matthew says something -- >> may i buzz in for an announcement? >> buzz in. >> i always wear these while having sex. >> jimmy: something you learned about matthew. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yehya. who is our next celebrity? >> oh, the guy on donald trump. >> jimmy: what? >> the guy with donald trump. he's in the show "extra." >> jimmy: almost. >> he's like in "extra." celebrity, talk with celebrity. he's friend to joshua bolsh. seven men. >> jimmy: you're not supposed to -- >> bolsh -- >> jimmy: you said his name. >> no, i said the show. like the celebrity. you talk about celebrity. >> jimmy: so does mario lopez, yeah, yeah. >> no mario lopez -- >> jimmy: go back to the original clue. >> like a -- i don't know. >> jimmy: donald trump. >> he with donald trump. and they had big hug lik

here he is, yehya talking about the movie "the hateful eight." >> action! hi, it's me, yehya. i talk about the new movie, the movie -- a cowboy -- the snow. "cowboy in the snow." the cowboy in arizona before, now we do the cowboy and the snow, maybe do it in alaska now. and the guy, the tommy lee jones, i got picture with him. his own tommy maybe the movie "snake in a plane." and say take this [ bleep ] snake out of the plane! and you do the movie with john travolta and the hair. like african hair. "pope fiction." you know? and the guy with the big moustache. curse rocker. he good actor, he make a lot of movie, he make "close one eye" his director quentor tarantino. and i got all director. marker corsezy, georgia lucas, steven spielberg, he'll do the movie, the gun, the floor, the gun to the gun. quentin tarantino also do the something. "kill for ever." the movie with george clooney. long time. people eat the meet for the body for the people, you know? and -- i don't know his name. h8. follow. is good movie. i don't see the movie, i see little clip. i love to meet. good movie.

yehya, come on out. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, yehya. why are you in such a rush? what's going on? >> they tell me run. >> jimmy: who told you to run? >> jimmy: somebody outside told you to run? >> tell me to run. i tell them, i'm fat, how am i run? job. >> god bless you. >> jimmy: god bless you also. >> god bless you forever. >> jimmy: god bless you. >> god bless you forever. >> jimmy: god bless you forever. >> i love you from my heart. >> jimmy: i really want god to bless you, god bless you, your kids and your family. children and your grandchildren as well. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how many photographs do you have with famous people? >> almost -- too many. almost like 10,000 something. >> jimmy: 10,000 something. you don't sell these photos, you take them for personal use? >> no, no. i saw the guy, famous, six million dollar man, do you remember? do do do do do do do! >> jimmy: of course. do you know what that man's name is? >> his wife i know. died? she did die, farrah fawcett. >> michael jackson. >> jimmy: that's right. yeah. it was lee majors is the

here is yehya talking about the movie "mad max: fury road." >> action! hi, it's me, yehya. i'm talk about the movie "max mad ferry rudy." tom harry hadride. charles heron. young girl from the bad guy, the white guy, the mask in his fist. people saw knife, gun, bump, everything, like crazy. >> what a day what a lovely day! >> this lady cut his hair. she have like hand, silver hand, you know, like robert cop. you do that movie, long time, like 20 year, maybe more, that movie, the same one, mel gibson, i got a picture with him. he make a lot of movie like action movie. he's like crazy guy. and he do the movie "little warpon" with the black guy, african guy, chevy glover. he do movie with arnold also, sylvester, all together with me. harrison ford and english guy and the black guy, the big guy, dolphin something from the movie "expandos." a lot a lot of movie. he make one movie also. the one "jesus ii." good luck mel, good luck for everyone oscar. action! [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, yehya. we have a break, when we come back and we always do, "this

it's me, yehya! i talking about the movie behind me because the poster is more large, you know, like big, you know. it said the movie behind me is called "magnif seven." i go down, you can see it send me. the people, denzel washton, very nice guy. he remind me like sydney bootay. he met the movie with a small also he moving like he's not very clean cop. with etienne haywook and the guy next to him is for the movie "guardian for the gull." chris party, you know. he's in the movie like big dinosaur. dinosaur is mad. you can see his voice, big whhooooh! go watch that movie, it's behind me, good movie, good luck! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, yehya. we have to take a break. when we come back from the break, a new edition of "lie witness news." stick around, we'll be right back! [ cheers and applause ] ? it's time for some straight talk. most wno-contract plans,offer but getting a new phone... get a samsung galaxy s7 for as low as thirty-one dollars a month, no contract. cancel any time, no

hi, it's me, yehya, to talk about the movie. it's called not "rocky." it's called "crate." this movie, sylvester try and find that young boy. give him training. after the end, he try to fight with the wall. and long time i got sylvester in "rocky 1." i jump up to him, he push my hand, don't touch me. after that he know me now, very nice with me. and also the black guy with the i think first or second one, carlo walsh, carlo something. and the second guy, dolphin. the movie also with van claude van damme. i got picture of him too. the guy very good. like boxers, real boxers, i love him, got picture of him. mu had mad ali. for me, it's my favorite because i want boxer before i broke my nose. and also he come like the guy leonard. and the movie good. i like it from sly and you see the first movie, hello, adrian, adrian, where you going! i like you. good guy. i love you, life you! forever! go see the movie. it's called "greg." [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, yehya. we're going to take a break. when we come back from our

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it's me, yehya! i will stand up. i talking about the movie behind me because the poster is more large, you know, like big, you know. it said the movie behind me is called "magnif six seven." i go down, you can see it send me. the people, denzel washton, very nice guy. he remind me like sydney bootay. he met the movie with a small girl, takota fanny. also he do the movie like he's not very clean cop. "guardian for the gull." chris party, you know. he's in the movie like big dinosaur. dinosaur is mad. you can see his voice, big whhooooh! go watch that movie, "magnif 7." it's behind me, good movie, good luck! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, yehya. we have to take a break. when we come back from the break, a new edition of "lie witness ." back! [ cheers and applause ] ? with this level of engineering... it's a performance machine. with this degree of intelligence... it's a supercomputer. with this grade of protection... it's a fortress. and with this standard of luxury... it's an oasis. and more. lease the e

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so cousin sal, guillermo, and our pal yehya and i took her to a class where they teach meditation. here's how that went. >> everything requires stairs. doesn't anybody know what an elevator looks like? >> jimmy: aunt chippy's already mad. >> does anybody have an es >> jimmy: she doesn't like stairs. she gets very upset. >> everything in california is uphill. even downhill is uphill. >> guillermo: it's good for you. >> jimmy: you see why we're here? >> yes. >> jimmy: this woman is stressed, right? >> we're going to come in, learn meditation, center in the breath, calm ourselves. >> jimmy: all right, let's try it. come on let's have open minds here. >> when i first met the students i was a little nervous. because they all came in a and i was aware that there would be camaraderie. and they might have a hard time sitting still. >> i weigh almost 200 pounds, you want me to sit like that? i can't even get down. >> i cannot move my leg like you, is okay? >> that's fine. in meditation we choose a focal point. in choosing that focal point, we calm our system down. think of meditation as the

i need to say up front yehya is not a member of the academy. but he is a lover of celebrities and cinema and here he is now with his review of leonardo dicaprio's "the revenant." >> action! hi, i'm talking about the movie behind me, it's called that "raventoni," leonardo dicaprio. i'll kill you, son, couple you, everybody think that he die, and he come out again. you know, and he's a -- huh? right? and i got picture with leo. nice guy. good actor. he do the movie with zhaq nicholasson. do the movie, gumbar klib, life," he do the movie with new york, "catch me if you can" with tom hanks. the english womann the boat, sink in the war. you know, that beard is not fake. i don't know, some people said apparently won't go sex with leo, which is not true. because is no sex, is jump up to him and with the teeth and his -- you know, it's crazy, don't come very close to the zoo, very close to the animal, it can kill you for no reason because he don't have brain. is animal. >> animal! >> one day i saw one lady in tv show, she so hope. he come, catch the wo

his name is yehya and here he is talking about the movie "suicide squad." >> hi, it's me, yehya. i talk about the new movie, summer movie, that the movie behind me is "xx --" the movie xx. will smith, he's in -- and he get out of jail. will smith is good actor. will smith, all his movie good. i love him and he's nice guy. i got two, three picture with this guy. and he did the movie "bad boy" and he did the movie also "lacol" -- west, west something. and the boy what's his name with the red hair. he's also joker in that movie, this boy. >> i'm not going to kill you. >> and he's like a joker too jack knuckle something. the lady, her name maserati. she drink coffee. you know, in jail with the book. you know what she look like with the underwear, with the hair like britney spear. danny devito is in that movie too. danny devito is funny guy. he's in the movie with michael your wife. the movie is called is s-u-i-c-i-d-e s-q-u-e-d. that exactly, that the movie. >> i love this guy. >> will smith, donny devito, maserati, britney spear, everybody in that movie. action and action and action