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it's yehya. that's yehya. [ applause ] >> jimmy: yehya, what happened? what was going on?zz. he come out and paparazzi stop for me. he push me like that. after i walk he punch me in my back. >> your bag? >> yeah, i'm strong. he not help me. he cover scared. >> jimmy: are we going to run subtitles to that? >> jimmy: yehya, don't you think it's a little weird you would come out here and kiss him on the mouth? >> i don't kiss him. i kiss him from here. >> jimmy: you did kiss him on the mouth. can we play that back? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: john stamos! "grandfathered" airs tuesdays at 8:30pm on fox. we'll be right back with mercedes mason. ♪ ♪ ♪ only those who dare drive the world forward. introducing the first-ever cadillac ct6. help you experience this world? i'm glad you finally made it, dad. you have to experience this city. that's what you always say. you were right about the food. hi john. hey kevin. spent the day with an astronaut, huh. one more. one more. it's beautiful, isn't it? how about a baseball game next time? done! done. book priceless experiences aro

it's yehya. that's yehya. [ applause ] >> jimmy: yehya, what happened? what was going on?ack azz. he come out and pop raaparazzi for me. after i stop, he punch me in my back. he not help me. he cover scared. >> jimmy: are we going to run subtitles to that? >> jimmy: yehya, don't you think it's a little weird you would come out here and kiss him on the mouth? >> i don't kiss him. i kiss him from here. >> jimmy: you did kiss him on the mouth. can we play that back? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: john stamos! "grandfathered" airs tuesdays at 8:30pm on fox. we'll be right back with mercedes mason. this is a fingerprint. and with touch id it does way more than unlock your phone. it logs you into things, like your bank account. see what i mean? it checks you into your flight. ooop, your phone! it pays for stuff like... (mouth full) doughnuts. how about chew then talk. it unlocks things for you. it signs documents for you. hey, you bought a boat! i bought a boat! i just said that. and it does this. yeah, it starts your car. so now we're just starting cars with our fingerprints

where were you there, yehya?the fighting place, you see i got tickets for $8,000, somebody want to buy $2,000, i said no, i want to take picture with celebrity. >> jimmy: another great story. all right. >> matthew says something -- >> may i buzz in for an announcement? >> buzz in. >> i always wear these while having sex. [ laughter ] did you know that? >> no, i don't know. >> jimmy: something you learned about matthew. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yehya. who is our next celebrity? >> oh, the guy on donald trump. >> jimmy: what? >> the guy with donald trump. he's in the show "extra." >> jimmy: almost. >> he's like in "extra." celebrity, talk with celebrity. he's friend to joshua bolsh. seven men. >> jimmy: you're not supposed to -- >> bolsh -- >> jimmy: you said his name. matthew, what is his name? >> mario lopez? >> no, i said the show. like the celebrity. you talk about celebrity. >> jimmy: so does mario lopez, yeah, yeah. >> no mario lopez -- >> jimmy: go back to the original clue. >> like a -- i don't kno

please say hello to yehya. come on out. there he is. hello, yehya. how are you?>> jimmy: god bless you. >> god bless you. >> jimmy: god bless you. >> god bless your teeth, too. >> jimmy: god bless everybody. yehya -- >> god bless you, yehya. >> god bless you, anthony. >> jimmy: very good. you're off to a good start. how many celebrities would up guess you've taken photographs with? >> almost 1,000 something now. >> jimmy: wow. now, when famous people come out of bars or restaurants, there's yehya, waiting to bounce. there's around. you know these people or you don't know them? >> people i know their name but i don't know -- i know the face, that's -- >> jimmy: very good. here is how this game is going to work. contestants, put your blindfolds on. we're about to show yehya a photo of a famous celebrity. he will describe that celebrity to the best of his ability without saying the name of the celebrity. >> no, no, i don't say. >> jimmy: do not say the name. >> plus it down. you can see. >> jimmy: are you cheating? >> i'm not cheating. >> don't worry. >> i can't see

tonight, yehya reviews a true summer blockbuster in "talken about the movie" with yehya. >> hi.n. i'm yehya. and actually, now i want to talk about the movie "transformer." mark wahlberg is in the movie. and mark wahlberg is good actor, too. he makes a lot of movie with george clooney, with a lot of celebrities. "transformer" is fighting with the other transformer, looks like jurassic bark. you know what i say. the big one. and transformer is a car. and the car it change right the way his transformer. to demolishing. everything change now. you know? before in the movie, one and two, the guy -- the young boy, shalla la bomb, and he knows my name. he wants me to do the magic cigarette. he saw it a small boy. and i do it again. i do it in egypt. and i got the cigarette in the water with the light. and i come ten feet out with cigarette smoke. and i'm not smoke. thank god. look. i turn it off now. good. go see the movie now. and good luck. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i need water. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right. i have to say, that is the -- most powerful anti-

and tonight we asked our friend yehya to review it. yehya does all the big movies.xception. here is yehya talking about the movie, the first look at "rogue one: a star wars story." >> ready? action! my name is yehya, today i'm talking -- i don't forget like this. action! my name is yehya, i forget talk about the movie. oh, i forget, no. sorry, one more time. action! hi, my name is yehya, i talk about the movie behind me. "star war." you know it took a long time, it's a director, the first "star war," george lootus. the movie, talk about the people fighting, the bad people and the good people. >> the time to fight is now! >> and the girl, she's the man in the movie. the man felicity zhones. she make his hair like headphone, carrie washington. and the bad guy, he have black mask, his name dark man. he look like black. he tres like scuba diver. he take the breathe from inside. whoooooch! i got the picture with the bad guy, mads nicholson, close to george nicholasson. and the american-afternoon guy, his fame forrest wilker, he won the oscar for "the last king of costco.

tonight, yehya gives us his take on "kong: skull island." >> hi, it's me, yehya, talking about the movieovie behind me is called -- king -- skill -- sland. the movie -- this time king kong is in the -- like a dream, a lot of crazy, and the people are going dead. and you like the king kong take his monkey. no, you have monkey, you have cheat tax you have gorilla. king kong, big. the guy in the movie, the main guy, english guy, tom highling-bill. long time teller switt. he's in the movie "avengers." the fat guy, the big guy, his name jane coleman. he's in a movie with a lot of actor, he like like kids' movies, stone something, cartoon movie, right? >> magnificent. >> the other guy, john c. crilly, best of friend with colin farrell. he's in bunch of movie. "the worry bruzzer." the american-african guy in that movie, sammy l. jackson. he's in the movie "snake in the air." he and john travolta, both of them hold the gun. he get the girl, barissa carson. i don't know how he get sex with the girl. his eyes big, his hand big, his everything big, you know. he can kill her. raaahhh! go watch the m

yehya, come on out. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, yehya. why are you in such a rush?mmy: who told you to run? >> somebody outside. >> jimmy: somebody outside told you to run? >> tell me to run. i tell them, i'm fat, how am i run? >> jimmy: you did a pretty good job. >> god bless you. >> jimmy: god bless you also. >> god bless you forever. >> jimmy: god bless you. >> god bless you forever. >> jimmy: god bless you forever. >> i love you from my heart. >> jimmy: i really want god to bless you, god bless you, your kids and your family. >> jimmy: god bless you, your children and your grandchildren as well. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how many photographs do you have with famous people? >> almost -- too many. almost like 10,000 something. >> jimmy: 10,000 something. you don't sell these photos, you take them for personal use? >> no, no. i saw the guy, famous, six million dollar man, do you remember? do do do do do do do! >> jimmy: of course. do you know what that man's name is? >> his wife i know. died? she did die, farrah fawcett. >> michael jackson. >> jimmy: that's

here he is, yehya talking about the movie "the hateful eight." >> action! hi, it's me, yehya. the movie -- a cowboy -- the snow. "cowboy in the snow." the cowboy in arizona before, desert. now we do the cowboy and the snow, maybe do it in alaska now. and the guy, the tommy lee jones, i got picture with him. his own tommy maybe the movie "snake in a plane." and say take this [ bleep ] snake out of the plane! and you do the movie with john travolta and the hair. like african hair. "pope fiction." you know? and the guy with the big moustache. curse rocker. he good actor, he make a lot of movie, he make "close one eye" his director quentor tarantino. and i got all director. marker corsezy, georgia lucas, steven spielberg, he'll do the movie, the gun, the floor, the gun to the gun. quentin tarantino also do the lady dress with the saw, kelly something. "kill for ever." the movie with george clooney. long time. people eat the meet for the body for the people, you know? and -- i don't know his name. h8. follow. is good movie. i don't see the movie, i see little clip. i love to meet.

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the fish beat yehya convincingly and yehya was upset. let's face it, he let the human race down.o give him a rematch. he wanted one. here's round two yehya versus goldfish. >> here we are for the rematch yehya versus the goldfish. night two. ready? >> ready. >> stare. you know what, i think we need to make this more fair. all right. you tell me when you are ready and we will go. okay? >> i'm ready. >> say the word. >> i said. >> louder because i can't hear you. tell me when you are ready. >> i'm ready! >> ready soon? >> yeah, i'm ready soon. >> all right. just tell me when to go. we can do it. >> i'm doing it now with the fish. >> say the word. it's your call, buddy. >> i tell you, i'm -- with the fish. >> i can't read your lips but looks like you are saying not ready yet. do you need more time? >> ready! here. >> what is that? >> just like the fish tank. okay. >> yes. >> tell me if you are ready. >> i'm ready. >> just tell me. >> i'm ready. >> what does it smell like in there? >> it smells like deep in the ocean. >> i can't hear you. >> deep in the ocean. >> deepak chopra? >> ji

yehya, again, you are not supposed to say who it is.ut -- so -- >> it's 50 cent. >> jimmy: why are you dressed as a witch? >> i -- ghostbuster. >> oh. >> jimmy: you do look just like that guy. >> i love that movie. >> jimmy: i don't remember anyone dressed as a witch in the movie "ghostbusters" and i've seen it 50 times. >> guillermo has the unfair advantage of looking exactly like a pumpkin. >> thank you very your help. you're doing good. >> guillermo kept needing help. he didn't want to do anything. every five seconds he needed me to help him do something else. >> jimmy: guillermo, are you carving that pumpkin or is ray? >> no, he's showing me how. >> jimmy: oh. >> i didn't want to do anything, so, i told ray to do my job. he's not too smart. good job, but he's stupid dumb. >> jimmy: have you seen a ghost, yehya? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you have? >> i live six floor and i saw, i turn the lights on, i saw six floor to first floor right away. how, i don't know. >> jimmy: is that why you became a witch? >> what witch? >> never mind. >> stop [

yehya, you must describe the celebrity without doing what?ame. >> jimmy: do not say the celebrity's name. sometimes you accidentally -- >> i forget. i have bad memory. >> jimmy: but do not forget. >> i don't forget now. >> jimmy: chris and abby, are you ready to play? >> we're ready. >> we're good! >> really good. >> jimmy: our first celebrity is who, yehya? >> that the guy have knifes in his finger. >> knifes in his finger? >> jimmy: chris. >> hugh jackman. >> jimmy: that is absolutely right. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: there you are at the airport. >> i love him, nice guy. >> jimmy: very nice guy. the next celebrity is? >> oh, that the lady, she dance with -- >> j. lo? >> no. more bigger. >> ariana grande. >> jimmy: it is not, no. >> she's big, big, big. >> beyonce! >> jimmy: no. >> no, bigger! >> she won, abby, she won -- >> oprah! >> no. she won music. young girl. she's beautiful. >> taylor swift! >> jimmy: that is right. taylor swift. it's a tie game. there you are with taylor. >> she's very nice. >> jimmy: oh, she's very nice? >>

our next item is -- yehya?mmy: not a little oven. that is a panini press. our next item is -- yehya? >> the -- the -- what's it ca called. >> jimmy: i don't know. >> ping-pong. >> jimmy: ping-pong is correct. if you can name it you get to keep it. thank you, dicky. our beautiful assistant. what is this? >> mixing. >> a blender. >> jimmy: what's the name of it? >> it's a mixer. a blender mixer. >> jimmy: yes. >> i talk? >> jimmy: yehya, you talk. >> mix all eggs together? >> jimmy: it's a mix master, neither of you gets it, i'm keeping it myself. thank you, we'll be right back with ken jeong. >> dicky: jet.com. get $15 off your first order of $35 or more, jet.com now. start saving. ess expensive? absolutely. please. well, check out yelp. we need a great body shop. my wife just hit a deer. [upset deer bleats] he just froze. it's cool. we know just the place. i guess i need... golf... lessons? yes you do! [ka-boom!] that looks rad. whatever you need... whenever you need it... check yelp first. we know just the pla

here is yehya talking about the movie "mad max: fury road." >> action! hi, it's me, yehya.'m talk about the movie "max mad ferry rudy." tom harry hadride. charles heron. young girl from the bad guy, the white guy, the mask in his fist. lock a machine in the car. people saw knife, gun, bump, everything, like crazy. >> what a day what a lovely day! >> this lady cut his hair. she have like hand, silver hand, you know, like robert cop. you do that movie, long time, like 20 year, maybe more, that movie, the same one, mel gibson, i got a picture with him. he make a lot of movie like action movie. he's like crazy guy. and he do the movie "little warpon" with the black guy, african guy, chevy glover. he do movie with arnold also, sylvester, all together with me. harrison ford and english guy and the black guy, the big guy, dolphin something from the movie "expandos." a lot a lot of movie. good one. he make one movie also. the one "jesus ii." good luck mel, good luck for everyone oscar. action! [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, yehya. we have a break, when we

tonight yehya weighs in on "terminator: genesis."ere's yehya talking about the movie. >> again, talking about celebrity insight the movie. >> what do you say first before the celebrity? >> hi, it's me, yehya. i'm talking about summer movie. that the movie is called "terminator." yes, "terminator 1." "terminator 2." you don't have any what you want maybe 3, 4. anyway. the guy's terminator, arnold, arnold schwarzenegger. he comes with his body, after that you go to the movie, go to the movie with the danny devito, it's called "the twins." you know, every time in the movie you see it, i'll be back. has that la vees that, baby. california. the best guy with the fire. i got picture with him. and this girl, she look like selena coleman, maybe? i don't know what she look like. young girl. i never seen before. and the movie "terminator" look like action movie. i think some people come from the moon and the flar and they die and they come back again and they die and they come back again and you break and they come back again. i don't know, li

this is my friend and celebrity photo hound yehya.> hello, everybody! god bless you. i love you guys. >> jimmy: and let me just say, god bless you, yehya. >> god bless you, jimmy. >> no, god bless you. >> jimmy: god bless everyone and god bless you. >> you. >> jimmy: thank you. now, yehya and i are going to prove who we have coming up on the show this week. i will show a picture of the guest and you tell us the guest's name, okay? here we go. first up -- >> oh, morgan freeman. i love him. >> jimmy: exactly right. next up? you know who that is? >> yeah.latifah. >> jimmy: absolutely right. next up -- >> oh, that's the guy -- >> jimmy: bill hader, yes. next -- >> i don't know who that is. >> jimmy: that is from "dancing with the stars" -- >> yes. >> julianne hough. >> jimmy: and? >> i don't know, nascar. champion? >> jimmy: yes. dale earnhardt -- >> jr. >> jimmy: and who do we have coming up next, yehya? next on the show, the next guest on the show is -- >> oh, that's the guy, i know him. >> jimmy: yes. what is his name? >> i forget. >>

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is yehya here right now? no, he's not, okay, good.ll right, this is yehya. [ laughter ] talking about the movie "justice league." >> action! hi, it's me, yehya. i talk about the movie "dusty's lake." the movie talk about the atman, wonder woman, fish guy with fish eyes, the silver guy from terminator, and the guy electric power very fast -- >> how many of you are there? >> not enough. >> and superman in that movie but i don't see him here. maybe he's coming soon. the guy harney and the guy who live in the ocean, justin milan, you know he live in the water, you know his name actor bus. and the lady, her name car gadot. she in the movie with the car very fast with vin diesel and michelle rodriguez. ben affleck is the batman. you know he did the movie with matt dammit in boston and the movie with bruce wallace go to space break the moon. and his brother also, casey affleck, he won oscar for his movie the kids die in the fire. >> shall we? >> go see the movie, is good movie. batman, silverman, fast electric man, beautiful woman, fish man.

hi, it's me, yehya, to talk about the movie.nd me, the movie "rocky." it's called not "rocky." it's called "crate." this movie, sylvester try and find that young boy. give him training. after the end, he try to fight with the wall. and long time i got sylvester in "rocky 1." i jump up to him, he push my hand, don't touch me. after that he know me now, very nice with me. and also the black guy with the i think first or second one, carlo walsh, carlo something. and the second guy, dolphin. the movie also with van claude van damme. i got picture of him too. the guy very good. like boxers, real boxers, i love him, got picture of him. mu had mad ali. for me, it's my favorite because i want boxer before i broke my nose. and also he come like the guy shook shug knight, sugar ray leonard. and the movie good. i like it from sly and you see the first movie, hello, adrian, adrian, where you going! i like you. good guy. i love you, life you! forever! go see the movie. it's called "greg." [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, yehya. w

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here he is talking about "captain america: civil war." >> hi, it's me, yehya.k about the movie behind me. "captain american." that's captain american between iron man and captain american. and he try like stop him. i tell robot danny junyon, i.r. man is good actor, he do movie, charlie shaplin and other american chris -- kevin? crescent kevinness? the other actor's name, scara jim hamson. the other guy make the movie end of man, small man like ball run is good actor, is in that movie. his name is not here, i don't see it. is in that movie too. >> all right, i've run out of patience. >> i can do this all day. >> actually captain american and civil war. you know the war, like american with england, american with india, fighting like the cowboy, jean way, and george washington for the president and england, you win civil war i think in 1948. and it's called captain american, it's coming soon. like -- management ex -- me? next mayo? >> thank you, yehya. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tonight on the show we have music from white denim and the cast of "captain ame

it's me, yehya! i will stand up. talking about the movie behind me because the poster is more large, you know, like big, you know. it said the movie behind me is called "magnif seven." i go down, you can see it send me. the people, denzel washton, very nice guy. he remind me like sydney bootay. he met the movie with a small girl, takota fanny. also he moving like he's not very clean cop. with etienne haywook and the guy next to him is for the movie "guardian for the gull." chris party, you know. he's in the movie like big dinosaur. dinosaur is mad. you can see his voice, big whhooooh! go watch that movie, "magnif 7." it's behind me, good movie, good luck! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, yehya. we have to take a break. when we come back from the break, a new edition of "lie witness news." stick around, we'll be right back! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ it's time for some straight talk. most wireless companies offer no-contract plans, but getting a new phone... usually means getting locked into a contract. the

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here's yehya talking about "baywatch." >> hi, it's me, yehya.king about the new movie, summer movie. the movie behind me is called "summer movie is come j." you know -- excuse me. summer movie is called about "baywatch." >> welcome to baywatch. >> you know "baywatch"? people hold their plastic, people run in the sun, so gave the life of the people. all the baywatch, the lady pamela anderson. she with the guy hasslehaan. he the one make all the show tv called "right rider." the car driving by himself, you know? and drock is in that movie. he's in the movie for the car. you know, with the car. god bless him in the end. van diesel, the new movie "also for the car." in the movie with the "lady hawaii like the cartoon," right? >> you're doing right. >> we have sack afra. with him and his girlfriend before. vanessa hachit. the lady, bad lady, in that movie, pranka chobb, in tv show, fbi woman, you know. i used to work lifeguard for almost five, six years. i save the life of people a lot. i have a lot of people die in the ocean a lot. you know and i'm

this is my friend, celebrity photohound yehya. say hi to everyone, yehya. >> hi, everyone.mmy: and god bless you. >> god bless you. >> jimmy: god bless the band. >> god love guillermo. god bless guillermo. >> jimmy: yes, that's right. all right, so, we're going to preview who we have coming up on the show this week. i will show a picture of the guest, and yehya, you will tell everyone who that is. you have not seen these photographs? sometimes i don't know the name. >> jimmy: that's why it's funny. who is that man? >> that's the guy, he is actor, he make movie with the dog, one dog, big dog long time? >> jimmy: yeah, that's true. >> don't make it easy for me, put the name, jimmy. >> jimmy: that is tim allen. all right. next up -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: who is that guy? >> alan something? i don't know. >> jimmy: no, martin short. >> martin short. yeah. >> jimmy: okay. do you know this woman? >> yeah, she look beautiful. i don't know. >> jimmy: she's on the show "grey's anatomy." >> the guy, what's his name, patrick dempdempsey. >> jimmy: that's not him. that's ellen pompeo. >> o

we asked our in-house movie critic yehya to give us his take on it, and he, did here is yehya talkingbout the movie. >> action! it's me, yehya, talk about the new movie behind me, the movie behind me is call ed "blad rinsr 2049." the movie talk about problem. >> replicants are the future. >> and then the guy is in the movie, ryan ga wrchlt zy. i exot picture with him, do you know me? now he's very famous. and actually ryan is in the movie with the lady amy adam, "dance with the moon something," he did the movie also "he kiss the girl in the rain," the other guy is name -- not ryan gosling, his name -- this guy. he win the oscar. he's in the movie, he dress like woman. you know, he look very sexy in that movie. his name, jerry lego, he's good actor. he's -- harrison fort, harrison fort in the movie, all the move yao "star war," he's in the movie "they had a plan for the president," he's in "the digi v digitive," he's in the movie with india with the chinese boy. >> very funny! >> in the movie "2049" is like 20 something year and i'm like almost 68, 69 now. and this like i wish i stay u

here's yehya talking about the movie. ♪ >> action! hi, i'm back again, guy.the movie talk about young boy who goes student like on the drums. he want to come play like jazz. you know, but the boy, i don't remember. i got picture. he's so young. i don't know him. you know, his name -- miley? tyler? i don't know, miley? like miley cyrus. and the guy, richard simmons, he's in the movie too he's the bald guy. now he do like teacher. drum teacher. like tommy lee. and the guy with the two, i don't know, old grandpeople. the boy he become very good at drumming. i don't know the name of the movie. like -- the movie there. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, yehya. we'll be right back with randall park! [ cheers and applause ] we did it charlie. at&t's network now has the nation's strongest lte signal. let's go tell everybody. we're doing things like putting lte radio's at the top of our towers. to maximize power. and give you the strong signal you deserve. that's awesome! isn't is awesome?! so ya'll optimizied it? we optimized it! people of earth... oh boy..

yehya. loves movies and stars and here he is talking about the movie "black panther." >> hi, it's me, yehya. talking about the movie "black painter." good movie about african president. the movie talk about the black panther. painter, your house, no. painter like animal, arrggh! the guy, the man guy, his name shackton boster. he's in the movie, the first one baseball, the african guy long time. he play also the movie "get it up." the one for jackson browne. ♪ get it out oh and his mom the bone lady gary, she shave his hair, the tv show "walken zombie." the lady with the hat right there, name angela bosey, she in the movie, "sex with the other buy." the guy, he has the soul in his arm, his name "killian b. jordan." the black panther, i don't know how he go to the bathroom with the suit, i think they have pampers under the suit like the baby. and the guy, the white guy with the beard, is the english guy, he did the movie "rolla frank." in that movie, my precious, my precious, me catch the fish

this is yehya talking about the movie "pixels." >> one, two, three, action! hi. it's me, yehya.alking about the summer movie behind me, the movie -- "baxilexs," the movie like "bat-man." finish them all. and the movie is adam sander and the guy ubs for the show on tv, the big guy. i got a picture of both of them together. and the young boy with the glasses. little big boy, you know. i forget his name. and the short guy. is very good actor. he's in the movie shown on tv, "game of tron." i got picture of this guy here. no moustache. she's the bad guy in that movie. "bat-man." it's called "baramiclex." go watch the movie and good luck. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, yehya, perfectly done once again. here's some news for fans of movies of basketball and movies about basketball. lebron james and his production company, i guess he has a production company, just signed a deal with warner brothers. warner brothers was the studio behind the movie "space jam" starring michael jordan. the rumor going around is lebron might star in a "space jam" sequel or remake which makes se

hi, it's me, yehya. i'm talking about the new movie.ehind me toro ranjerrikon. >> here we go. >> the movie like a lot of action, a lot of magic, a lot of everything. this australian guy, he's going name hansween something. >> that doesn't sound right. >> that's true. >> she look like the cow, too much, you know, something in his head. that's lady, her name cate blanket. she's the fat lady from the movie and this guy jeff golding is in the movie called "he kill the alien in the white house with willie smith." he's in the movie "flight." you know the flight outcome and he make swat -- oh. and you know, the guy mark ruffalo. and he do movie, mark ruffalo, he do movie with leo. the movie is called "butter island." the long time the green guy, the wrestling guy is joe frogono. you know him. and then the hulk, the movie with mark ruffalo. he's the one arrgghh! the movie is like 3-d. and you watch it with no glasses come in your face. and somebody wants it more like 3-d, come, come, come in your face and your eyes boo! there's a very good movi

thank you, yehya. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have to take a break.hen we come back from that break, the world's ugliest dog is here for an extreme makeover so stick around! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> dicky: abc jimmy kimmel live brought to you by mercedes benz. if you can't stand the heat, get off the test track. get the mercedes-benz you've been burning for at the summer event, going on now at your authorized mercedes-benz dealer. hurry, before this opportunity cools off. share your summer moments in your mercedes-benz with us. so, you're saying we can't use sorry sir it's hotel policy.l? is it really hotel policy? i'm afraid so sir. do it. how about now? i deserve this. you deserve to be fired. four flavors, four shapes, cheetos mix ups. we help you make all kinds of connections. connections you almost miss. and ones you never thought you'd make. we help connect where you are. to places you never thought you'd go. this, is why we travel. and why we continue to create new technology to connect you to the people and places that matter. ♪ tonight's

yehya, if you don't know, yehya's passion in life is strong-arming celebrities into taking pictures withnight he gives us his insights into best picture nominee "the grand budapest hotel." here's yehya talking about the movie. >> talking? action! i'm talking about the movie "hotel --" bavaria -- i don't know about the movie. talk about the hotel in the mountains. and the guy, i think he married older woman, she's very rich. he took everything from them. to have the young boy that look like snoop dogg. and the people in the movie, i got photo with him. first the guy like me, i have picture with him, and he's young. relp and shef goldum. and the guy next to him, brody. the guy with the big nose? i got the guy -- jelu -- good man, i got picture with him. and the guy i got him -- harvey cocktail. that one i got the guy -- wen willis. did the movie with jackie the hotel with the mountain and the snow and i don't understand the story. watch the movie, maybe understand better from me, and good luck. [ cheers and applause ] that's all time for the story. >> jimmy: we'll be right back with gillia

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. >> hi, yehya. i'm here with my dock dogs. can you run my errands? >> no problem.> pick up guillermo's pants. >> oh, okay. thanks, yehya. now i need to buy a christmas gift for jimmy. >> hi. i need your help. i'm looking for a stick -- >> a stick? >> hit the ball. >> okay. you're literally describing everything in the store right now. >> i can show you. right here. >> we need a golf club. >> oh. >> golf club. >> yeah! right there way. >> yehya, just one more stop. >> hello, welcome. >> i'm here for cuddle message -- >> we are here for a couple's massage. >> a couple's massage. >> yes. >> ah. i like it. >> your fingers are magical. can you work on my lower back, please? >> sure. how's that pressure? >> great. >> dicky: skype. the things we can do. >> jimmy: we'll be back with rebecca romijn. woman: this is not exactly what i expected. captain obvious: this is a creepy room. man: oh hey, captain obvious. captain obvious: you should have used hotels.com. their genuine guest reviews are written by guests who have genuinely stayed there. instead of people who lie on the

>> i think yehya. >> jimmy: well, cousin sal was moderating.is yehya versus goldfish. ♪ >> okay. this is a staring contest between you and the fish. make eye contact and don't break it. ready? >> ready. >> go. >> you blinked. you lost. >> i don't blink. >> you blinked your eyes. >> one, two, three, go. you blinked again. >> no. i have something in my eyes. it is very good. >> what does that mean? you were blinking. >> no. very good. 6% open. >> go. >> there it is again. you did. >> i tell you i don't blink. no! you don't see nothing. i'm look the fish. i'm look the fish. >> ready? >> ready. >> go. >> blink. >> no! no! >> i tell you no man! >> this is crazy. you want to make me crazy. you want to make me crazy. >> no, please! >> i want you -- >> i don't blink. believe me. >> go. 1, 2, 3, go! what was that? >> no blink. >> one of your nostrils went up. it made your eyes close. >> like this? >> i don't know. try anything. ready, go. >> even you -- >> no! >> even you saw that, right? >> no. i held it with my finger. >> but your right eye came up an

our friend yehya is here with the first official review of "the force awakens."e'll be right back with that. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [barks] are those... you there... stormtroopers! halt! turn here. go go! follow them! bb-8! beep, beep! this way! where'd they go? they went that way! that way, they went that way! i can't believe that worked! of course it worked! beep, beep, beep! high pitched excited squeal yes! yes! kids never get this excited about clean teeth. but dogs do. give the gift that makes dogs giddy. and fights plaque and tartar. greenies dental chews. >> jimmy: welcome back. oscar isaac, misty copeland, music from elo. the premiere of "star wars" is happening tonight, three theaters, a crock the street and next door, a number of fans showed up in costume. let's go out to guillermo. how's it going out there? >> guillermo: it's great, jimmy. >> jimmy: have you seen anything interesting since we left you? >> guillermo: a lot of people i'm going to show to you right now. >> jimmy: i asked gee conveyor mow to find the best costumes. we're going to give a

: rogue nation." [ cheers and applause ] >> hi, it's me, yehya.'m talking about the summer movie. the movie behind me, tom cruise, it's called -- "rugin antonio." the guy with him in the movie, the guy he made the movie for matt damon, it's called "jason" something. you know, the guy with him. jama. i have two pictures with jim because i like to take fresh picture. tom cruise, very, very, very good actor and i got a lot of picture with him. he's big, he make movie with bill human. you know, like the military with the jorge nicholson. he did the movie with kooba, the guy show me the money, "tobey maguire," something like that. tom cruise do it, it's called "bisny riskness." i give him camera souvenir with his ex-girlfriend vanilla cruz, she's very nice, too. god bless you, tom, and good luck for the movie. you too, guy. go watch the movie and good luck! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: ya-ya, his best work yet. by the way, speaking of movies, today is a very important day here in toll wood. it's arnold schwarzenegger's birthday today. arnold is 68

here's yehya talking about the movie. >> hi, i'm back again.alking about the movie -- "exhibition game." it's the movie talk about far machine. and here's the guy find the password from german come to england. and you know what time german come to england, fight together, and they got picture in the movie. his name -- carrie -- clint -- clinty -- johnny depp. and the movie caribbean. i don't know his name. she love the guy in the movie, you know. bentis something. i don't want to say. the end of the movie tell him i'm homosexual. and she's mad and she slap him boom! you know? and the guy only he's gay in the movie. is not my problem, is gay, not gay, is not my problem. is good actor and got movie. go watch the movie. and good luck for oscar. [ cheers and applause ] action! >> jimmy: tonight on the show, "mashup monday" with aloe blaccstreet. stana katic is here. we'll be right back with benedict cumberbatch. [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by smooth and crunchy butterfinger peanut butter cups

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yehya is not a movie professional but he is enthusiastic. of best picture nominee "american sniper." here's yehya talking about the movie. >> hi, i'm back again. talking about the movie "american snebber." the movie talk about the war, you know, like a military. and there's a guy who's in the movie. he's in "the hangover." i got picture with bradley cooper. i got the director for the movie clint eastud. clint got a movie called "the bad good eggly cowboy." make my day and shoot it. and god bless him and god bless everyone. and god bless america and god bless everyone guy. go out to the movie. nominate for oscar. and god luck. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we'll be right back with joshua malina! [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by smooth and crunchy butterfinger peanut butter cups. it's a different kind of peanut butter cup. if so,come into block and pay us half,what you paid them. that's right.half.50% less. come in here and get your money. what are you waiting for? it's refund season-g