we've got cattle and alpaca and chickens. >> jimmy: alpaca? >> alpaca.d stella, named after anthony hopkins and some other crazy alpaca too. >> jimmy: these are pets? >> they're more pets than anything else. you shave them once a year and so you can do some knitting with alpaca wool. >> jimmy: can you eat them? >> i don't think so, no. i don't eat any of my animals. the chickens are for the eggs. the cows are dairy cows. and then the alpaca are -- just to giggle at. >> jimmy: i know you own a candy store up in that area. >> yeah. >> jimmy: with paul rudd. >> yeah. >> jimmy: how did that happen? how'd you guys go into that business? >> i don't know. when i moved to this little town of rhinebeck, we moved up there, we met this guy named ira. he owned this candy store that had been there 25 years. last year he kind of suddenly and tragically passed away. and i just -- >> jimmy: diabetes? >> no. >> jimmy: sorry. let's pretend i didn't say that. [ laughter ] >> sorry, ira. but he passed away and we were at dinner one night and i'm like, man, we've got to save

i haven't gotten to the alpacas yet. >> jimmy: why? what's the holdup on the alpacas? other things to get to. i got to have an area for the alpacas. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, that's how the with alpacas. >> yeah. >> jimmy: so what -- you got sheep? >> i got some sheep now. >> jimmy: how many do you have? >> i've got about a dozen. >> jimmy: what do you do with sheep? >> you sheer 'em. i don't know. they just kind of wander around. >> jimmy: do you use the -- you use the stuff for -- to make anything or -- >> not yet. >> jimmy: wool i guess they call it? what is it? >> it's wool, yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. >> no, i haven't figured out what to do with the wool yet. i've got a few bags of wool that are waiting to be tackled. >> jimmy: i think they need to be processed in some way probably. >> yeah, cleaned. >> jimmy: you know what, paris hilton could maybe use them for her head. she's having some legal trouble right now. you were in this movie with t.i., with matt dillon. who are your other co-stars? >> t.i., matt dillon. paul walker. michael eiley. it was really, really good -- >>

i haven't gotten to the alpacas yet. >> jimmy: you haven't? why? what's the holdup on the alpacas? get to. i got to have an area for the alpacas. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, that's how it is with alpacas. >> yeah. >> jimmy: so what -- you got >> i >> jimhow do f o >> j sheep? >> you shear them. i don't know. they just kind of wander around. >> jimmy: do you use the -- you use the stuff for -- to make anything or -- >> not yet. >> jimmy: wool i guess they call it? what is it? l, y >> no,f what to do he wt i've got a few bags of wool that are waiting to be tackled. >> jimmy: i think they need to be processed in someay >> jimmy: you know what, paris be processed in someay >> jimmy: you know what, paris hilton could maybe use tcf1 she's having some legal trouble& pow. you were in this movie with t.i., with matt dillon. who are your other co-stars? a lot of stars in this thing. >> t.i., matt dillon. paul walker. michael eiley. idris alba. it was really, really good -- >> jimmy: you guys play bank robbers? >> yeah, we're a group of bank robbers. it's a heist movie. we're going for sort of the ul

i said, ah, rich people. >> jimmy: rich people have alpacas.ture. you've got the commodores here and you've got bob marley. what was going on there? [ cheers and applause ] >> you know, it's funny about you. jimmy knows more about my career than i can remember. >> jimmy: i do. >> it's funny you pull this thing up. this is madison square garden. bob was trying to, get this now, break reggae into america. and it wasn't catching fire. so he was the opening act -- >> jimmy: that's ironic. >> he was the opening act for the commodores at madison square garden. wore two nights in a row. the irony of that picture is that was his last live performance before he died. >> jimmy: wow. that's not ironic at all. it's just sad really. >> but what a talent. what a talent. >> jimmy: did you guys smoke? [ laughter ] >> i don't remember. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'll take that as a maybe. lionel richie, everybody! "american idol" sunday and monday night at 8:00 here on abc. we'll be right back with yara shahidi. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ you are many different th

we stayed at this one hotel that had a llama and a baby alpaca.lly rowdy great dane puppy with a camel head and shaggy hair. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> it's very rowdy. the llama is older and i don't think would play with the alpacita anymore, so it would want to come up and play with us. my 11-year-old sort of turned her back from him and the alpacita jumped on her and shoved her forward. >> jimmy: she was attacked by an alpaca? >> a little bit. >> jimmy: were you worried about it at all? >> i was standing with my son and my first impulse was we laughed. we thought it was really funny. that was sort of my involuntary response. then i became a mother. like oh, are you okay? it's complicated being a parent. >> jimmy: this is some photograph. >> yeah, that's the juice. there's the money shot. >> jimmy: looks like something from "the hobbit" or something there. i assume there's an kaeslator that takes you up there? >> that thing behind it is the thing that you hike. so i hiked it -- i hiked it twice, actually, at the same time. >> jimmy: in the same day? >

dave brought a baby alligator, a baby alpaca, a baby ostrich, and a baby giraffe.tomorrow night on the show, our guest will be christina aguilera. we'll have music from slash and on thursday, cate blanchett and music from the chain smokers, featuring emily warren. we learned a lot during the commercial breaks here at the show and we took an extended one so we could put down some carpeting for the animals and learned that in argentina, preschoolers read textbooks. isn't that right? the kids are brilliant over there. all right. our first guest tonight is an emmy-winning comedian and half of one of the great comedy teams. his new movie is called "the predator," yes, that predator. it opens in theaters and imax on friday. please welcome keegan-michael key. ♪ >> jimmy: so, you look fantastic. >> thank you. >> jimmy: very dapper. >> i feel good. i feel good. little v alenv a >> jimmy: i heard you're excited about the animals. >> i'm extremely excited about the animals. when i was a kid, i was going to be a veterinarian. that was number one. remember the tv show bj and th

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