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it's called the dumbwaiter you also got to work with animals in this, some alpacas?ou work with a lot of -- a lot of strange animals. >> seth: yeah. >> guess who i met this morning? >> seth: who'd you meet this morning? >> trumpet, the westminster dog kennel champion. the winner >> seth: the bloodhound, right >> yeah. >> seth: yeah. >> i have news for you he's hot >> seth: oh. [ laughter ] >> i have a little crush on him. i went to pet him. he's so lovely >> seth: okay. >> he's so sweet he's 4 years old >> seth: uh-huh. >> and then he gave me his paw his paw was, like, this big. >> seth: yeah. >> but then he, kind of, just kept climbing me >> seth: okay. >> and i -- i'm in love. >> seth: i, obviously, have a bunch of follow-ups, beginning with, where -- where do you meet a dog like this? >> at "the today show," seth [ laughter ] on grindr, seth. [ laughter ] on grindr. >> seth: you have -- yeah, that's -- what's the new dog -- "grindr" for dogs? oh, "dog grindr. >> it's called "dog paddler. >> seth: dog paddler >> if you just go -- if you look on dog paddler -- >> se

way to go. [ laughter ] >> seth: and you have llamas and alpacas as well. >> llamas, alpacas, chickens, and then there's a dairy farm up this guy named ed hackett. i can't believe i just name dropped ed hackett. i better get a free bale hay out of the deal. [ laughter ] but he has the local dairy farm in the area. so every spring he gives me a bunch of young cows that i raise through the spring, summer and fall and then he comes and gets them and they start producing milk. so every spring i get an influx of new cattle on the farm which is great. >> seth: i apologize asking questions having never been in the farming industry. do you -- when they go away, are you sad? do you get close to them? >> i do. here's what happened. shame on mr. hackett. but i bond -- >> seth: there goes your hay. [ laughter ] >> yeah. he's a turkey. he knows it, though. all he does is make fun of me. >> seth: he's not an actual turkey. >> no. [ laughter ] >> seth: again, i don't know. i'm not -- >> he would probably answer that differently. but, yeah. what happens is i really become friends with these cows. and

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