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tonight -- maya rudolph actor and author, werner herzog, music from pheelz.ring the 8g band with ralph alexander. ♪ [ cheers and applause and now, seth meyers [ cheers and applause >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night. we hope we're doing well tonight. and now, if you don't mind, we're gonna get to the news. the fda announced today that it will ban the sale of juul e-cigarettes in related news, some 15-year-olds just breached the capitol. [ laughter ] the supreme court today issued several rulings, including one that overturns a new york state gun law restricting concealed weapons. so move over tourists. seriously, move over, 'cause you're gonna get shot. [ laughter ] that's right, the supreme court overturned a new york law. a new york state gun law restricting concealed weapons, 'cause, you know, when sometimes you'll be on the "f" train in august and there's no ac, and then it stops in the middle of the tunnel and the conductor doesn't announce anything. and you think to yourself, "man, i wish we all had guns." [ laughter ] according

we're here with maya rudolph and fred armisen.er." >> yes. >> seth: and other than the fact that you are a married couple in this show, not much is known about it. i watched the first episode, which was wonderful, but i feel as though i still do not fully know all the twists that are coming. is it difficult to talk about this show because of that? >> it's a little difficult to talk about it, but we can still say that it's about -- is being together forever. and the true meaning of the word forever. is that a good thing? wouldn't that get boring? >> mm. >> or is it great? >> mmm. [ light laughter ] >> seth: and in real life, what would be the best thing about being married to fred? >> oh, great question. [ laughter and applause ] we would have a good time. >> i think so, too. >> we would make up a lot of pretend songs. >> yeah. [ light laughter ] i -- this is -- we did not discuss this beforehand, but i feel like anytime i do a fake song -- if i ever sang -- she always does the harmony right away. >> seth: oh, so when you make up a

tonight -- maya rudolph. musician and actress beth ditto. music from gossip.ring the 8g band with kaz rodriguez. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] and now, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers, this is "late night." we hope you're doing well tonight. and now if you don't mind, we're going to get to the news. in his speech about the collapse of baltimore's francis scott key bridge yesterday, president biden said that the federal government will pay the entire cost of rebuilding the bridge and added, quote, "i expect congress to support the effort." after all, ted cruz needs something to live under. [ laughter ] during his speech yesterday in north carolina, president biden joked about his age and said, quote, i know i'm only 40 years old, times two, plus one. [ laughter ] then he got a little bummed out about how long it took the audience to laugh. [ laughter ] so 4, 40 times 2, that's -- okay, okay. president biden reportedly likes to talk to aides in private about some of former president trump's more memorable gaffes from the coronavirus pandemic. oh,

tonight -- maya rudolph -- from "game of thrones" actor michiel huisman -- music from brandy clark --eaturing the 8g band with john tempesta. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers! >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] yeah. that's good to hear. let's get to the news. president obama gave a speech this afternoon in which he angrily called out republicans for being too obsessed with his refusal to use the term "radical islam" or as fox news reported it, angry black man spotted talking about radical islam near capitol building. [ light laughter ] a new poll found that donald trump's lead among men and white voters shrunk recently. so now he'll just have to hope he can make up the difference in -- i'm sorry. i'm going try this way, ok. he's going to have to make up the difference with women and minorities. [ laughter and applause ] best of luck to you. [ cheers and applause ] best of luck. happy birthday to donald trump who turns 70 years old today. and this is cool. so did his views on

. ♪ >> announcer: tonight on "late night with seth meyers," maya rudolph an all new "closer look, featuringhe 8g band with fred armisen and now seth meyers. >> seth: welcome to "late night," everybody. we were off last week. and i got to be honest, i kind of forgot how to tell jokes. i think the way it works is you're supposed to say something crazy, and then, claim after the fact you're being sarcastic. after facing criticism for suggesting last week that injecting disinfectants and light could work as treatments for the coronavirus, president trump claimed he was just being sarcastic. like when he took the oath of officeon president trump claimed yesterday that people who know him and the history of our country say he is the, quote, "hardest working president in history. you've got to be kidding me. abraham lincoln worked harder than you after he went to that play and that's -- i'm confident that's a joke, uh, that did as well today as it would have in a room full of people. it's nice to have those. it just reminds you that some things are still the same. president trump and vice presiden

maya rudolph and fred armisen are here tonight.applause ] you know him from the acclaimed show, one of my personal favorites, "the wire," and his lm "colette." it's fantastic. dominic west is back on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] before we get to our wonderful guests, as president trump brags about his handling of the hurricane in puerto rico, it's t becoming clearn ever that there are no adults around trump to control his worse impulses. for more on this, it's time "a closer look." ♪ [ cheers and applaus >> seth: one of the many jobs a president has is to reassure e people that vernment can handle a crisis. trump, of course, is incapable of that. as he demonstrated yesterday, when aft a briefing for preparations for hurricane florence, he said this. >> i received a briefing from secretary nielsen, administrator long, and my senior staff regarding hurricane florence. they haven't seen anything like what's coming at us in 25, 30 years, maybe ever. it's tremendously big an tremendously wet. [ laughter ]ou >> seth: tremey

tonight -- maya rudolph, chat and music from lorde, featuring the 8g band with matt johnson. ♪ [ cheerslause ] ladies and gentlemen, th meyers. >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] great to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. donald trump jr. has admitted to holding a undisclosed meeting, before the election, with a russian lawyer and a russian lobbyist who reportedly once worked for the kgb. and the hardest part to believe is there was a donald trump dumb enough to do that and it wasn't this one. [ laughter and applause ] china reportedly scrubbed the images of winnie the pooh from social media over the weekend, after users compared the character to their president. though it seems like it would be easier to just get their president to put some pants on. [ laughter ] president trump attended the u.s. women's open golf tournament this weekend. so just to be safe, the golfers got changed in their cars. [ laughter ] senate republicans are trying to add a provision to their healthcare bill that would al

tonight -- maya rudolph from "magic mike xxl," actor joe manganiello music from belle and sebastian featuingg band and now, here he is, seth meyers! [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening, everybody. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] very exciting news, this just happened. you might not be aware that this just happened, but the governor of south carolina spoke this afternoon -- the governor -- and said it is time to remove the confederate flag from capital grounds. [ cheers and applause ] so everyone, remember this day, june 22nd, 1962. [ laughter ] [ applause ] we made it. president obama -- not sure if you heard this. not sure if you listen to podcasts. president obama this weekend used the n-word when speaking about race relations in america. which explains why everyone at fox news today, kept shouting, "and i quote! [ laughter ] it's a quote!" [ applause ] "just quoting." officials in new york -- i don't know if you guys have been following the story as much as i have, but officials in new york have found dna traces from

maya rudolph, featuring the 8g band with fred armisen and ilan rubin. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers! >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doin' tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that is very, very good to hear. we've got a great show planned for you tonight. but first, let's get to the news. martin shkreli, the pharmaceutical ceo who once tried to raise the price of an hiv medication by 5,000%, has been arrested on security fraud charges. it's also the first time the fbi has used someone's face as evidence. [ laughter ] oh, yeah. that dude's guilty. [ laughter ] shkreli's bail was set at $100,000, then raised to $50 million. [ laughter ] the bernie sanders campaign announced today that it has received more than 2 million individual contributions. okay again. [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] we're back. the bernies are back! warren buffett, yesterday, joined hillary clinton at a rally and tried to drum up support for a tax increase on people making over $1 million a year. chris christie also showed up and re

maya rudolph, everybody, one more time!ld famous model, a talented actress and the author of a new lifestyle book entitled "the everyday supermodel," it's available in book stores today. please welcome the lovely molly sims! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> seth: how are you? >> i'm baby bumping. >> seth: you are baby bumping. you look gorgeous. >> thank you. >> seth: and you are -- i'm really good at this you are seven months pregnant? >> i am seven moments pregnant. >> seth: i knew that, because i asked you pack stage. [ laughter ] >> yes. you were four months pregnant. >> seth: that is -- and this is your second? >> second. i have a two and a half-year-old. >> seth: and that is a boy or girl, your two and a half-year-old? >> he's a boy. >> seth: and so this one is going to be? >> a girl. we just announced it. it's so funny, i was telling your guys backstage, whenever you play music, like she'll kick me. she'll be like, "hey, i'm on seth meyers." >> seth: oh that's great. she already knows that's really good, 'cause that is t

and they will be joined bybyhe cast o o"sisters" which cludes, maya rudolph, and ike barinholtz! [ cheers and applause ] it's gonna be a fantastic night with those six. now, before we get to that, these days, slang terms are evolving so fast, that sometimes it is hard to keep up. so we here at "late night" decided to givivyou a little primer in a segment we're calling "seth explains teen slang." [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: our first slang term is "squad." some of you may have heard the term "squad" at a party or on taylor swift's instagram. so what does it mean? well, it's actually a noun meaning, a group of people you always hang out with. for example, christie is one of mono and we had to kick her out of the squad. [ light laughter ] now that's a term you've probably heard before, but there are some new terms that are just starting to become popular. this one comes just in time for christmas. it's "mistle-ho." and let's see what it means. someone at a holiday party who tries to make out with you when they're standing underneath anythingng let's use e in a sentence. look wh

maya rudolph. [ cheers and applause ] yes. maya rudolph. >> jimmy: maya rudolph is in it? >> yes. >> jimmy: love her. >> miley cyrus. >> jimmy: miley cyrus is fantastic. >> george clooney. jimmy: cloonberg? >> i mean, it's rea ly - it's really -- star-studded. >> jimmy: star-studded, yeah. so you do that, and that's ing to be ecn. december 4th, netflix. everyone check that out for the holidays. >> yeah. >> jimmy: now let's talk about "angie tribeca." >> yes. >> wi jimmy: because we wore lking about this for a long time and ileo, "oh, my god, i'm so excited." like, yeah, i'm working this secret project. it's super fun. steve carell is the -- >> steve carell and his wife ncy created it and it's basically like -- it's a spoof of procedurals. so it's, like, imagine "csi," but if it were "airplane!" or "naked gun." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm so excited about is. this is great. so, wait, but then, tbs is doing this thing. i've never heard of this now. >> yeah, it's a new thing. that's why. >> jimmy: 25-hour rathas of the brand new episodes. like, 'cause we can binge watch in a r

rudolph the red-nosed reindeer. hey, rudolph, is your nose really that useful? oh, no! a old laser pointer on the end of my face. [ laughter ] your nose isn't a high beam, it's a cat toy. [ laughter ] also, the other reindeers are calling you names. their names are dancer and prancer. you know what reindeer games you suck at? comebacks. [ laughter ] we all know you're santa's favorite, but that red nose of yours is starting to look a little brown from being so far up his ass. [ audience ohs ] [ cheers and applause ] hey rudolph, i hope venison tastes good well done, because ya burnt. santa time. what's the matter, alcoholics? you couldn't make do with just new years', the super bowl, mardi gras, st. patrick's day, cinco de mayo, the fourth of july and halloween? [ laughter ] you had to ruin christmas, too? [ cheers and applause ] no one -- no one wants to see what santa looks like after a three-day bender. good news, kids, santa's real. bad news, he's being on the side of a duane reade. [ laughter ] i never saw mommy kissing santa claus, but i did see santa open mouth k

you were played by maya rudolph on "snl.t was it like seeing yourself portrayed on "snl" >> i have to say, i was almost as anxious thinking about being portrayed on "snl" as i was about doing the debate but what an honor to be portrayed by maya rudolph. she is one of my favorites i am just in awe of her as an actress, as a comedian i was literally -- had my face pressed against the tv like that, laughing, and just sort of screaming. it was a little surreal. and i thought she did a great job. it was so much fun i was glad there was a lot of focus on the candidates, as well i do have to say, though, seth, for the record, i'm not really a shot girl. i don't do shots that was a part of the skit. i'm more of a sauvignon blanc kind of a girl but it was a lot of fun. >> seth: alright, that is good to know. [ laughter ] as far as what "snl" could get wrong about you, it's not the worst. [ laughter ] >> exactly it was so much fun >> seth: you avoided not only a distaster at the debate, but you also avoided a disaster a while back whi