do you have an opinion on bees?d that. why wouldn't that be one of the commandments [ laughter and applause why wouldn't they tell us? like, "oh, by the way, keep the bees alive or it's over" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, that's interesting. like, nostradamus -- no one predicted it >> yeah, no one said "the bees." we just found out we got to keep the bees. [ laughter ] i like to think when god comes back he's going to be like, "where are all the - [ laughter and applause i left billions. >> jimmy: yeah, i invented this space. >> it's all bees the world is going to end because of the bees. >> jimmy: that's such a great opinion on bees. i had no idea you were going to go there wow. [ cheers and applause i was like, "i like them, i hate them, they sting. >> i got strong opinions about stuff that no one cares about. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: let's try more why not? [ beeping people who end e-mails with "thoughts? [ laughter ] oh, that's not fair. that's coming from -- because i do that, dude. >> do you really >> jimmy: yeah

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jokes. >> jimmy: i mean. >> fabulous bee jokes. >> jimmy: the bee ones. oh, thank you. i try to do a swarm of bees jokes every single night. thank you for brining it up. >> i'm glad i could be here for that. >> jimmy: i'm glad you could be be here, too, yeah. everyone's all a-buzz. [ laughter ] now, honey -- >> uh-huh. [ laughter ] [ southern accent ] >> jimmy: i wanna talk about your new movie, honey. >> uh-huh, you do that, honey. uh-huh. >> jimmy: yeah. first of all what's -- >> you know, that's my grandma name, honey. >> jimmy: honey? >> honey. >> jimmy: i did not know that. >> now you know. >> jimmy: yeah, you do, yeah. [ laughter ] that's a great name. >> he calls me honey. honey, hug me. >> jimmy: was that a real name or a nickname? >> in the south, well no, it's not my real name. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, i'm sorry. i thought you said it was your grandma's name. >> it is my grandma name. but she just calls me honey. >> jimmy: oh, it's your -- i thought you said it was your, "grandma's name." >> as i'm now -- should we start from the beginning? [

mean. >> fabulous bee jokes. >> jimmy: the bee ones. oh, thank you. i try to do a swarm of bees jokes every single night. thank you for brining it up. >> i'm glad i could be here for that. >> jimmy: i'm glad you could be be here, too, yeah. everyone's all a-buzz. [ laughter ] now, honey -- >> uh-huh. [ laughter ] [ southern accent ] >> jimmy: i wanna talk about >> uh-huh, you do that, honey. >> jimmy: yeah. >> you know, that's my grandma name, honey. >> jimmy: honey? >> jimmy: i did not know tha >> ne. you know. >> jimmy: yeah, you do yeod. [ laughter ] that's a great name. >> he calls me honey. ney, hug me. >> jimmy: oh, it's your -- i thought you said it was your, "grandma's name." start from the beginning? [ islaughter ] >> jimmy: no, no, no. no, no, eas stop. no, no, no. this is the way the whole night is going. >> okay. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's just the way it is. yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: we've just been bracing the obscure, the weird, and the fun. >> i'm digging it. let's go. >> jimmy: yeah. my grandma name. >> what's next? jus

[ cheers and applause ] you are one with the bee. >> yeah!h the bees. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. and they -- plus, i'm feeding them. >> jimmy: exactly. they're not going to bite -- >> both: -- the hand that feeds them. >> jimmy: thank you. very smart. i also know that you own a a blues club? >> yes. ground zero blues club. clarksdale, mississippi. >> jimmy: wow. how fun is that? >> it -- it's -- it's -- it's a very interesting place. >> jimmy: yeah. >> yeah. we get people from all over the world. >> jimmy: you love blues? you love music? >> yeah, i do. i love music. i don't care what kind of music it is, except opera. i don't do opera. >> jimmy: no, you don't. >> no. >> jimmy: why not? just too -- >> i -- >> jimmy: it's just not your thing. >> yeah, that's all. >> jimmy: i was busy. i opened up an opera club here in the city. [ laughter ] >> did you? >> jimmy: yep. it will bring in some people someday. >> yeah, i'll bet. >> jimmy: you have to wear a a beekeeper's outfit to get in though. [ laughter ] the bouncers are bees. >> jimmy, i meant to tell

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as part of the bee gees, the incredible new documentary, the bee gees' "how can you mend a broken hearteld. here is barry gibb >> hi, jimmy >> jimmy: sir barry -- sir barry gibb, thank you so much for doing our show >> my pleasure >> jimmy: you know i always love talking to you. let's talk about the documentary at first people are loving it and falling in love with the bee gees music all over again and it is about the journey of you and your brothers and the highs, the lows, everything in between. i didn't know that your dad was into music >> my dad was a drummer and he had a 13-piece band that played the mecha circuit during the war for the american soldiers when they came to england. >> jimmy: wow. >> so, yes, sir was a band's vocalist. so, i think it'll -- i'm gonna reach for mat, somehow. >> jimmy: yeah. and, you know, it's about the songwriting, the songs, the performing, but i think, at heart, it's about the brothers and there is one line in there, probably sir liam gallagher, but no gallagher has the best line in the documentary, i think. he says, " the song sounds so great but t

>> ooh, i'm just spit-balling here maybe, spicy bees? spicy bees >> yeah, grumpy bugs little fellas who woke up on the wrong side of the bed. hornets who do murder sometimes. butterflies, but instead of butterflies, they're murder hornets. >> jimmy: all right, all right i'm glad we got to the bottom of all that. thank you so much for coming on the show >> my pleasure, jimmy. also, quick shout out to my crisis pr team, hwc and associates i owe them everything. i'd be nowhere without them. all right, i got to go do some mma moves on your honey bees murder hornet, out >> jimmy: thank you very much, grumpy bug we have a great show tonight ashton kutcher and mila kunis are here they're going to talk to us about quarantine wine. this is their wine that they have where all profits go to four separate charities for covid-19 relief. it's kind of an amazing idea and they pulled it off in perfect amount of time i also like that the label is blank so you can write who you're thankful for or what you're thankful for while you're having a little quara

. >> baby fish mouth baby fish mouth. [ laughter ] okay bee. bee. be yourself. bee. bumblebee.jimmy: yes! [ bell ringing ] [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> wow wow. >> jimmy: not bad. >> that was -- that was - >> jimmy: that was one of the worst bees i've ever seen. >> she's a genius. >> jimmy: in the history of it >> well done, well done. >> jimmy: that's how you draw a tunnel i mean, come on. that is a bee? come on. all right, here we go. what number, guys? [ audience shouting >> jimmy: i heard you say four [ laughter ] >> questlove: why you look over there? >> jimmy: yeah, well i'm like, dude, valentine's day themed >> okay. okay okay >> romancing the stone blank page blank page blank. shooting blanks. >> jimmy: we got this. [ laughter ] we'll start. we didn't start yet. >> oh, sorry, sorry. okay, go >> jimmy: okay, here we go ready? >> okay, okay, okay. oval you got an oval. you got a bowl bowl bowl of honey. bowl of honey. bowl of honey love bowl, bowl walking bowl you got a bowl with legs you got a bowl legged. bow legged bow legged bee a bathtub. we've got a

bees! bees, bees! [ yelling ] [ indistinct chattering ] close the door!e and think about what comes next. i can't wait to hear your stories. and talk to you about where you see yourself in the years to come. does anyone have any questions i can answer? ♪ boo! ahhh! ahahaha! haha! [sigh] i'm sorry for what i did to your face. all good. have a break! [tearing, breaking] mmmm. [ding dong!] breaks are good. have one! [ding dong!] look around. with artificial intelligence, we are not crawling or walking. we are flying. microsoft ai helps an architect bring history back to life. this is now. ai helps farmers grow more food with less resources. an engineer explores how ai can help the deaf see sound. innovation creates tomorrow, and tomorrow is here today. ♪ >> jimmy: our first guests are the co-anchors of the "today" show which airs weekday mornings he on nbc. please welcome savannah guthrie and hoda kotb. ♪ today's gonna be the day ♪ today's gonna be the day >> hi, guys. >> welcome back. >> i love you guys. >> we love you. >> jimmy: the hardest working people

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the correct answer is bees. ♪ >> oh. >> jimmy: bees do the waggle dance. >> i get two puppies!ppies. oh. >> that was -- that was nice. >> it's like puppy jenga. come here. >> oh, my god. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: puppy jenga, okay. >> stay close. >> jimmy: the next question. >> do you have your shots? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yes, they have. >> they all have them? >> jimmy: they do, yeah. >> okay, great. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this next question goes to andrew. it says -- >> oh, my god. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: j. fred muggs was the mascot and the co-host of the "today" show in the 1950's. what type of animal was he? was he, a, a bulldog? was he b, a peacock? or was he c, a chimpanzee? >> i'm going to go with peacock. >> jimmy: because it's nbc. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that would be incorrect. [ buzzer ] he was a chimpanzee. ♪ [ light laughter ] j. fred muggs was a chimpanzee. katie, you get two puppies. >> oh! >> wow. [ cheers and applause ] >> ready? >> jimmy: it's a very close game. [ barking ] >> it really is. i really thought i had that. >> oh, wow. >> jimmy: yeah, you did, righ

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who would you do >> bee gees. [ scattered cheers ] >> jimmy: we might know bee gees which one?gees with anyone. thank you so much for doing that with me >> i love the bee gees >> jimmy: me, too. >> you have you no idea. >> jimmy: really >> yeah. >> jimmy: me, too. i love it. i'm a fan of you and your work i want to tell the story i want you to tell the story about when you first got cast for "orange is the new black." >> yes >> jimmy: you were at your friend's you were helping a friend out. >> no, no. >> jimmy: they were helping you out? >> a little bit -- a little bit of both yeah >> jimmy: oh, really >> some money involved >> jimmy: sure >> you know. >> jimmy: you were doing, like, a job? >> yeah. >> jimmy: a gig. >> yeah, i was doing a gig she is a makeup artist, and she wanted - she was practicing prosthetics at her school, makeup forever. and she wanted -- she had this vision of making me a phoenix. >> jimmy: okay >> so she was building a beak. and so i had this beak on and -- >> jimmy: you were going to be the bird, the phoenix. >> i was going to be the phoenix, but that'

[ laughter ] now, the spelling bee has been around -- the spelling bee has been around since 1925, andhave to figure out new example sentences to use for each word. and it's amazing how current some of the examples are. check out this moment from last night, see if you see something. >> your word is futon. >> could i have it in a a sentence? >> from the sounds of beyonce's latest album, jay-z is sleeping on a futon. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: very topical. [ cheers and applause ] guys, we have a great show! give it up for the roots! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: fantastic. i love that. thank you, roots. welcome, everybody. hey, guys, father's day is coming up. and we wanted to do a fun thing with all the dads out there. so we had tariq from the roots write an original rap song in honor of dads. take a listen to a clip, here. ♪ ♪ it's 'bout time to show some love to who you call daddy you see me out there ♪ ♪ on the course playing golf badly doing my daddy dance ♪ >> jimmy: all right. good, that's it. it's a great song. so now we wanna make -- [ cheers and ap

is that like our bees are in trouble in the world, right? so we've got to save our bees.t woke up from her nap. she's like screaming >> jimmy: i'll wrap this up. i'll make it quick >> no, no, it's fine she's with her dad. it's cool. >> jimmy: are you sure you're like -- >> it's like leaving your dead with those guys from "almost famous." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right. i want to make sure -- i want to get you so you can go up take care of this baby with this guy yeah, yeah, exactly. i do want to talk about "solos." it's on amazon prime video and it is basically monologues >> uh-huh. >> jimmy: i mean. you're in a great company, by the way. morgan freeman, helen mirrin, anthony mackie can you tell everyone what this is >> yeah, they are literally solos. everybody episode is just one actor, um, talking [ baby screaming ] which, you know, i guess could be a nightmare for some people, but it was real fun for us [ laughter ] >> jimmy: your daughter just had a good little cameo there. that was a great -- i think he's teaching her led zeppelin is what your boyfriend's teaching

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bees! bees, bees! [ yelling ] [ indistinct chattering ] close the door!♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guests are the hosts of the very popular "bodega boys" podcast. as part of the new york comedy festival, they'll be performing live at the hulu theater at madison square garden on november 11th. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome desus and mero! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> hey. >> jimmy: welcome back to the show! it's been too long. >> oh man. >> jimmy: i've missed you guys. >> it feels like home. >> jimmy: it feels good. >> thanks for having us back, jimmy. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i love having -- please, you and the beastie boys. the bodega boys and the beastie boys. >> yeah. >> you know what i'm saying. >> it's crazy. >> jimmy: have you ever met the beastie boys? >> backstage. >> yeah -- >> we tried to sell them our rap album, but they were like, no. >> they were like, no, chill. >> jimmy: they didn't like it at all. no? are you big beastie boys fans? >> you have to be. >> you're from new york. like, the beastie boys are like one of the f

they misspelled spelling bee. spelling bee. they mispelled spelling bee!i saw that, i was like o.m.j. and finally, police in virginia are looking for thieves who recently stole $15,000 worth of manhole covers. if convicted, they'll be sent to jail, where they're really going to wish they had -- [ laughter and applause ] i'm not going to finish the joke. we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots, everybody. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, roots. what's up, hig bones? >> steve: did you get your truck yet? >> jimmy: did i -- no. >> steve: did you get your truck yet? >> jimmy: i did not, no. since yesterday, i did not get my truck. i'm thinking about getting a a truck. there's too many options. i got to really figure this out. i'm bad at making decisions, first of all. even when i was a kid. my mom, once, i remember she was shopping in this grocery store, and i was in the toy aisle, of course. and she goes "you can pick out any toy and can you get that and my sister, you could get a a toy." and i was like "oh, that's so nice," and she lef

. >> yes. [ cheers and applause ] >> bees, bees. >> jimmy: honey. >> no, no, bees, they love -- >> jimmy ] >> jimmy: bees love flowers? >> pollen. >> jimmy: pollen. that was -- are you kidding me? of all the -- we got pollen? >> hey! >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. that was good. you got it right, bees love pollen. okay, all right, no big deal. we're playing to 1,000. so here we go. all right. [ light laughter ] >> do i start? >> jimmy: yeah, you start it off, bud. >> playing to 1,000. >> okay. >> jimmy: let's go. congratulations. >> no, you go. >> there's 993 more of these. [ laughter ] good job, guys. >> do i go or does john go? >> jimmy: you go. >> okay. okay. [ beeping ] uh, japanese cuisine. >> jimmy: sushi. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ you can stand under my -- ♪ ♪ umbrella ♪ >> jimmy: wow! [ cheers and applause ] wow! oh, she's the best basketball player in college basketball. >> caitlin -- >> jimmy: yes! >> what -- what's her last name? >> jimmy: yes, yeah, you get that. >> caitlin. >> jimmy: caitlin, yeah, yeah. caitlin clark. >> um, white girls love this. it's cold. [ laughter ] and they d

i'll say goodbye sometimes all i thin about is you ♪ ♪ late nights in th middle of june heat waves bee me ou sometimes all i thin about is you ♪ ♪ late nights in th middle of june heat waves bee faking me out ♪ ♪ can't make yo happier no sometimes all i thin about is you ♪ ♪ late nights in th middle of june heat waves bee faking me out ♪ ♪ can't make yo happier no road shimmer wiggling the vision ♪ ♪ heat heat waves i'm swimming in the mirro road shimmer ♪ ♪ wiggling the vision heat heat wave i'm swimming in a ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: glass animals. more "tonight show" when we come back. come on back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: thank you, everybody my thanks again to pete davidson. gaten matarazzo, right there [ cheers and applause glass animals and the roots. join us tomorrow night, we have denis leary, cristin milioti and rod wave on the show thank you for watching stay safe. stay tuned for "seth meyers.

see that's the bee gees octave. >> jimmy: ah. >> it's the best.isses taste like honey ♪ ♪ sweet lies don't give me no rise ♪ ♪ figure it out ♪ oh wwhat are you trying to do ♪ >> yes, oh my god! ♪ ♪ >> i figure -- i figure for the bee gees the more exasperated, and breath you are the more gibbs you sound. you're the best at doing the gibbs, bro. >> jimmy: no, no, no, no, no. [ cheers ] that's what i want to talk to you about. >> you're the best at the gibbs. >> jimmy: "love you inside and out." >> i know, man. it's my favorite. ♪ oh-ah-ah >> jimmy: it's great to you have on the show. [ applause ] brian tyree henry. >> happy to be here. >> jimmy: thank you very much. let's talk about -- [ laughter ] >> i love you so much. >> jimmy: i love you too, man. i don't want you to ever ls ve. emis weekend. >> oh, man. >> jimmy: dude, you got minated for --. gosh. >> jimmy: come on. the emmys, dude, for "atlanta." you're unbelievable. >> i'm so nervous. [ applau ] thank you, thank you. i -- >> jimmy: you're great. that's why it's fun,nd i love it. >> oh, i'm

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bee [ cheers and applause ] we have such a fun show tonight. we love it when this man pays us a visit. he's an amazing actor. it turns out he's also a a terrific writer. here's his new memoir, "a life in parts." bryan cranston is here! [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: what? >> jimmy: when you get it down, it works. turns into heisenberg. plus she's an incredible it in films since she was 7 years old. dakota fanning is dropping by. >> steve: yeah. [ cheers and applause ] and do we have music tonight! >> steve: come on! >> jimmy: do we have music tonight! [ cheers ] my man barry gibb is here tonight, ladies and gentlemen! [ cheers and applause ] i love barry gibb. he's just one of my favorite people. i remember in high school, i would -- it's not like i didn't have friends. i had -- [ light laughter ] i had like three or four friends, yeah. >> steve: two were real. >> jimmy: two were real. thank you, higgins. [ light laughter ] one of them is one of the writers on the show and we would get together on, probably friday nights i'm assuming. we had

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