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it's just grea [ light laughter ] >> steve: it's good? >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. beyond good. guys, as you know, we're always striving to get better here at the tonight show. harder. better. faster. stronger. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. a suggestion box for the audience, just to get some feedback about what you guys think of the show, things you'd like to see us do, that kind of stuff. so tonight let's look inside the audience suggestion box. [ cheers and applause ] here we go. [ cheers and applause ] appreciate all of the suggestions. this first one's from courtney h hnes. jimmy, it was just valentine's day, and it just got me ththking, can animals fall in love? you should find out. that's a good idea. so we actually put a dog and a a cat on a dance floor to see if there was any romantic connection, and well, here's what happened. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: paws all over the place. >> jimmy: let's try another ggestion here. this one is from todd scruts. [ light laughter ] >> steve: todd scrut >> jimmy: what's that? todd scruts is here. todd, you out

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and it's always grea to see him. we've actually been friends for a while now. so at this point it's almost like we have this unspoken language with each other. here, i'll show you what i mean. take a look at this. >> what's going on, man? >> jimmy: hey, good to see you, justin. [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah, everything's good. >> jimmy & justin: zo! oh! grab yellow. you always have to grab yellow for respect. >> jimmy: i'm okay. >> i'm okay. >> jimmy: popcorn. >> jimmy & justin: shakalaka hoo hoo, shakalaka hoo hoo, shakalaka hoo hoo, shakalaka hoo hoo. >> body shot. face. >> jimmy: body shot. face. >> jimmy & justin: up high. >> ready? fight! >> jimmy: get over here! >> whopper. >> jimmy: say wing wing. >> wing wing. >> jimmy: hello? [ laughter ] >> hey. >> jimmy: hey. >> jimmy: hey. >> hey. >> jimmy: hey. >> hand hug? >> jimmy: butt tap? >> real hug? >> jimmy: real butt tap? good to see you, man. >> happy holidays, man. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: always good to see the guy. our thanks to justin bieber! good to see you, buddy. we'll be right back with

he says, "my dad told me to always fry bacon shirtless so you never get grea stains." [ laughter andhird degree burns all over his stomach. >> ste >> jimmy: no, they're not freckles, they're scars. [ light laughter ] they're grease scars. >> steve: turpentine will get those out, man. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: thanks for the advice. you know my doctor, dr. pepper, right? [ light laughter this ones from @canadianlinz. she said, "i was going for a a job interview and my brother to me to maintain cotant eye contact with the interviewer and never blink." [ laughter and applause ] "tell me about casual friday. i'm really excited to work here. i'm a people plason." [ lighhter ] this ones from @tonio71. he says, "when my fe said 'don't get me anything for my birthday,' my friend told me not to get her anything to prove that i'm a goo listener." [ laughter ] no, that iatbad advice. s bad advice dude. oh my goodness. >> steve: no. >> jimmy: this ones from scrangelasaurus. she says, "my friend once told me you should smoke weed before a job interview, so if you show up to work stoned they know the

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you know, that -- that line game was grea you're a good [ talking over each oth >> jimmy: you just t'm a great l >> jimmy: you are? >> yeah. >> jimmy: really? >> i'm a fantastic liar. >> jimmy: did you lie growing up in school? >> yeah. yeah, i lied my way through high school. like everybody else, you know? [ talking over each other ] >> jimmy: what was your biggest lie? do you remember a really good -- a good lie? >> my biggest lie, you know. i guess a lot of them aren't, you know, appropriate for television right now. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. no. yeah. >> but one of them, one of them, you know, a good one was when i was, you know, maybe a a sophomore in high school, i had a book report -- >> jimmy: two years ago. >> yeah. it was about -- [ laughter ] about a year and a half. but who's counting, right? i had a book report, and, you know, i didn't do it. and it was the morning of the book report. i was like, "oh, god! what am i gonna do? i'm going to fail this class. it's going to be horrible for my life." >> jimmy: yeah. >> "i'll never amount to anything." and so -- [ laughter ] >> jim

. >> jimmy: yeah, she's grea . guys, time to take a look at the stories making headlines today and weigh the good with the bad. it's time for "pros & cons." here we go. pros and cons and pros and cons and pros >>o? jimmy: tonight we'll be taking a look at the pros and coacns of campaigning in new york. that's right, the new york primaries are one week away. all the presidential candidates arite here trying to win votes. so let's take a look at the pros and cons of campaigning in new york. here we go. pro -- bernie sanders was able to get "hamilton" tickets from a guy he knew. con -- the guy he knew is alexander hamilton. [ laughter ] >> steve: really? >> jimmy: they go way back. >> steve: they go way,reay ck. >> jimmy: way back. >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: pro -- hillary clinton took several swipes at bernie sanders's voting record. con -- she took 400 swipes atd a subway turnstile. >> jimmy: they get very, very hard. >> steve: they're hard. they're hard. >> jimmy: they're tricky. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: pro -- dona

te >> great, grea. great singers.my: i have faith in you, buddy. >> yeah, ywah. >> jimmy: to show everyone a clip. here's a look at the season premiere of "the voice" this monday. chk it out. >> i loved you from the very beginning. i just like to take my time. i proposed to my wife after five years of dating. >> damn. [ laughter ] i don't know if that was a good sell. >> but that doesn't make us any less in love and that doesn't make our marriage any less beautiful and perfect. >> there we go, there we go. >> true. >> so i take my time to decide, but when i decide, i do it because you are special. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you so much. thank you. >> he's the special one. don't get sucked into john legend. he's so cool, i know. >> you are so gorgeous. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: he's the special one. john legend, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] season 16 of "the voice" premieres monday at 8:00 p.m. on nbc. when we come bac john and i are doing something fun called "lip sync karaoke." stick around. [ che

but i'm taken care of by the grea s test people. first of all, it's the public theater in new york, which i think is one of the greatest theaters around. >> jimmy: please, absolutely. [ cheers and applause ] >> and i'm so lucky to be doing a play that is this good. it's written by this incredibly attalented gal named sarah burgess. >> jimmy: would i know her from anything? >> no, because this is her first produced play. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> and she's knocking it out of the park. yeah. >> jimmy: really? >> incredible, yeah. and then the director is a guy who has had no success. his name's tommy kail. and he directed a little thing called "hamilton." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what a loser. >> so one of these days he's going to step it up. and i think it's this one. >> jimmy: that's claire danes, right? >> yes. claire danes, hank azaria -- >> jimmy: hank azaria. >> yep. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. what drew you to the project? just that it's -- >> i never signed on to anything in 24 hours. i was shooting "13 hours" in malta, and i got this

[ cheers and applause ] th >> jimurour neot guest stars as's sandy in the televised production of "greas toe: live" airing january 31st at 7:00 p.m. on fox, and starting this friday, you can see her in the new movie "dirty grandpa" in theaters nationwide. please give it up for julianne hough, ladies and [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back -- >> thank you. >> jimmy: -- to the show. always great to see you. you look gorgeous. >> i love being here. thank you for having me back. >> jimmy: oh, please. how exciting is this? you're pla ng sandy in "grease: live." >> oh, my gosh. i literally feele my 5-year-old self just like inside and outside, actually is going -- [ screaming ] oh, my gosh. this is so exciting. >> jimmy: yeah. yeah. oh, you gotta to meet julia. you have to meet julia. >> oh, i know i saw her, actually. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: she's in the audience. oh, yeah. you gotta meet julia. yeah, yeah. it must be our name. i don't know. whoo! >> jimmy: who is -- [ laughter ] who's playing danny? who's playing danny zuko? >> aaron tveit. and he is amazing.

i do feel great,you a iok grea. >> jimmy: yeah, thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> and you feel greath, but it has to be specific fish. i like salmon once in a while because it's supposed to be good for your memory. but what they don't tell you is you only remember what that fish remembered. [ laughter ] and that's swimming up the rapids, having sex with a lot g pulled out of the water. and i will only eat, like i said, specific fish. it's got to be caught by a a brown bear, so bear-caught fish only. at a[ ugice. >> grizzly brown bear from montana. >> jimmy: bears got to be from -- >> from montana. >> jimmy: uh-huh.etti the fish out of the bear's mouth. >> jimmy: oh, you were there? >> oh, of course. i have to make sure it's from the bear's mouth. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: okay. >> so what i do is i tkl laughs. la >> and he lets go of the fish. i take it home. i have to have it prepared by a a tibetan monk. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: kevin, this is hard fo >> from montana. >> jimmy: we got to talkbreak. >> okay. >> jimmy: kevin nealon, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] go see "man wit

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