when you transform into the hulk, you become -- >> i play the hulk in a movie, and he is the hulk. >>> and he hit me so hard one day, that i felt like someone dropped a piano on me. i literally almost fell to the ground, but i couldn't, 'cause we were shooting. >> jimmy: gosh. and the director is like, "yeah! yeah! great take, guys! we got it, let's do one more take." and you're like, "are you sure you didn't get it?" >> hit him harder! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: exactly. have you read my script "pool floater?" are you sure? it's really good, it's a twist ending. we get up and have margaritas at the end. [ laughter ] and then -- and then channing, i heard that you get into, like, supposed to slap him in the face? >> there's that moment where i slap him. spoiler alert. >> jimmy: no, there's a lot of slapping going on. >> yeah. yeah. and i came in and i slapped him. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: like marlon brando. >> and he said, "oh, come on, man." >> jimmy: yeah. >> "i'm trying to act here. what is that? come on. be a man. hit me." and so, i walked out and i came back in and i clocked him so ha

so it's -- >> jimmy: wait, so, the hulk is waxing joe biden >> no. [ laughter ] >> no, the hulk -- >>: back waxed from president joe biden. [ dinging [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: wow. he doesn't look happy about it he doesn't look happy about it, but president biden does, weirdly. he's happy about it. [ laughter ] and the hulk is upset -- he's upset about it >> i love it i mean, president is very pleased. >> jimmy: do you think that he went into this as bruce banner and the pain turned him into the hulk >> oh, my god. >> jimmy: i appreciate you guys well done. [ cheers and applause here we go it's your turn you got this, partner. ♪ [ cheers and applause all right. let's see what's behind you. >> i'm scared. >> jimmy: okay [ laughter ] >> what is that face you're making a face >> jimmy: i know -- i know -- i know one of them all right. it's a -- it's a -- it's a - okay >> okay. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i -- all right it's -- all right, it's two men. one man is a cleaning product's -- >> oh, mr. clean >> jimmy: yes, thank you [ cheers ] yeah, kind of, all right i can kind of say, cle

the hulk roller coaster was great. resorts. [ cheers and applause ] we're having fun, fun, fun week. we have some big things planned. tomorrow night. tomorrow night, the hilarious kevin hart will be here. [ cheers and applause ] we will be riding a roller coaster together. something that i have not ridden. also, jimmy buffet will be performing. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy buffet is going to do it here. he knows how to rock it out. and later this week, rosario dawson, animal expert jeff musial, george lopez and pitbull will be stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] yeah, pitbull. pitbull and i are going to play a game of beer pong. and since we're here, we're going to do it big with the help of "the simpsons." giant duff beer pong in front of moe's tavern. [ cheers and applause ] just give it time. but, first, we have a fantastic show tonight. she's one of the biggest stars around. her new album comes out at midnight. the lovely, the talented, jennifer lopez is going to talk and perform for us. [ cheers and applause ] i

you hulked me out. i became the hulk. that's what i want to see. >> you became the hulk?. i know. [ cheers and applause ] i know. no, no, no. so how do you -- have you ever been, you seem like, kind of like a tough -- you're a tough kid. you're tough. >> i mean, i'm tough when i have to be. >> jimmy: yeah. >> you know if i'm upset -- listen, this is the way i feel about public life. if you are upset about something, you need to let people know that. if you are angry about something you should tell them. if you are happy you should tell them. i mean, you shouldn't be hiding things from people. you work for these people. so, let them know what you really think. i hate politics where people are like programmed robots. they all sound like charlie brown's teacher, right? whaaa, whaaa, whaaa. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. >> they all sound the same. i'll tell you, they say a lot of stuff about me, but they won't say i sound like everybody else. so, i just am going to be myself. that's it. if people like it, great, and if they don't, i can get another job. >> jimmy: that's what i'm t

a hot dog bun shaped like the hulk. me out because is it a hot dog bun shaped like a hulk. very, "reverse psychology" of you. very "actor-y" of you. which you are, an actor, scarlett johansson. >> what is it? >> jimmy: yeah. you know, it's right in front of you, man. [ laughter ] what, do you think it's a hot dog bun in the shape of the hulk. how is that even possible? you have to get a hulk mold and bake? i'm not a baker, i'm going to say it's impossible. i'm going to say you lie. >> dammit! >> jimmy: yes! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] what was it? whoa. >> it's me and gumby. sitting on a park bench. >> jimmy: you're both sitting on a park bench. that's kinda good, you should keep that one. which number? [ shouting numbers ] [ laughter ] -- gosh, i didn't know that we had -- allowed to have bricks on our show. [ light laughter ] mm-hmm, okay. all right. and -- [ laughter ] >> it's so suspenseful. >> jimmy: okay. it's a fun thing. a lot of people can use it, have a great time with it. a mannequin head, with diamond eyes. an

that's what we want to see. [ applause ] >> if i turn green and get the hulk thing going. >> jimmy: we want to see you talk about that. thank you so much for coming on the show and talking to me about all this stuff. because i'm interested and i wish you all the best luck in the world. >> we'll be back. we'll come back, we'll talk about it. stay healthy, would you, we're worried about you. we love "the tonight show." we want you to continue. >> jimmy: thank you --. i won't. >> don't wreck anything else on your body. >> jimmy: i won't. governor chris christie, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] i'll be good. we'll be right back with victoria justice! stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ g from top to bottom.

"the hulk." >> "the hulk." ♪ >> jimmy: we had the same thing. i'm so sorry. we did the same clue.i after the break. stick around, everybody. come on back! "the hulk!" [ cheers and applause ] ♪ to perform with an old computer? that's like lebron trying to perform with old equipment. (smack) (fabric ripping) (audience gasping) foul! (whistle blowing) upgrade your game to intel's fastest processor. ( ♪ ) state farm knows that for every one of those moments... what? there's one of these... sam, i gotta go... is this my car? this is ridiculous! this is ridiculous! from car insurance... to car loans. state farm is here to help life go right. nendorses dr. wralph northam. mr. northam would make the better governor. and virginia progressives agree. ralph northam is the only candidate who stood up to the nra after the virginia tech shooting. dr. northam led the fight to stop the republicans' transvaginal ultrasound law. ralph is a leader for education, expanding pre-k for thousands of families in virginia. ralph northam: making progress means taking on tough fights, and as go

"the hulk." >> "the hulk." [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: we had the same thing. i'm so sorry.'re talking to demi after the break. stick around, everybody. come on back! "the hulk!" [ cheers and applause ] ♪ are you still trying to perform with an old computer? that's like lebron trying to perform with old equipment. (smack) (fabric ripping) (audience gasping) foul! (whistle blowing) upgrade your game to intel's fastest processor. ( ♪ ) state farm knows that for every one of those moments... ssor. what? there's one of these... sam, i gotta go... is this my car? this is ridiculous! this is ridiculous! from car insurance... to car loans. state farm is here to help life go right. ♪ ♪ award winning interface. award winning design. award winning engine. the volvo xc90. the most awarded luxury suv of the century. visit your volvo dealer to take advantage of our midsommar sales event offer. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest is my great charades partner. she's a lovely and talented actress. you can see her in the new movie "blind" which is in theaters july 14th. you c

, even in the last one, hulk/human, oh, yeah, great -- my brain, almost a deep meditation in the zone, yeah, that happens, he's at diner, taking pictures with kids that's cool. what my brain was tricked you're just now that's it. >> and we got there, literally, should have been its own hmovie. that's what i'm pitching really, that section of time, how did banner become the bulk i've been trying to talk kevin and them into actually making that a -- i got to plug in, just got the low battery warning. bad guest. >> jimmy: no, this is good, puts people on edge, makes the interview -- no one knows if it will finish or not >> where's the rest of this, oh, [ bleep ], i don't know if we're going to be able to finish the interview, i don't know if battery -- hold on, buddy. [ laughter ] i got it, hold on, all right >> jimmy: whew oh, my gosh. we're back, powering up with mark ruffalo want to talk about this limited series "i know this much is true." based on the wally lamb book >> that's right, that oprah basically launched, beginning of her -- >> jimmy: i remember that. want to talk about it.

really, really mad." [ laughter ] "hulk smash." [ laughter ] hulk smash? why would he say that?y that? >> jimmy: "you won't like me when i'm angry." [ laughter ] listen to this. in an effort to curb pollution today, paris encouraged public transportation and banned half of all personal cars from the road. when asked if there was any other way to cut down on air pollution, the mayor of paris was like, "no." [ laughter and applause ] [ french accent ] "nothing comes to mind. nothing comes to mind." [ applause ] "still no." i saw that cbs is being sued for copyright infringement for using the "hawaii 5-0" theme song in the reboot of the series. when they heard that, cbs executives were like -- [ csi miami intro ] ♪ [ laughter and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] that sounds familiar too. >> steve: who? >> jimmy: more tv news. i saw that hbo's working with snoop dogg to develop a drama about his family living in 1980s los angeles. yeah. it's called "the wonder yizzles." [ laughter ] and it seems good. [ light laughter ] did you guys see this? they just came out, the list of the mo

as the other -- the other big story this week is the hulk hogan sex tape trial with hulk hogan poised to win $140 million in damages. of course he has his lawyer to thank for that. and if you haven't seen his lawyer, take a look. >> what mr. denton is trying to do is shift the focus of this lawsuit. that language that may have been on the tape really does not come into play. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: as soon as they saw that, supercuts was like, "objection, your honor!" [ laughter and applause ] that's really saying something when you're sitting with hulk hogan and people are staring at you. [ laughter ] way that hair is real. there's no way. he's wearing a piece!" [ applause ] [ dog growling ] "good boy. be good, be good. [ dog growling ] all right. [ dog growling ] okay, boy. we're going to go to the park. i'm going to go walk my hair." i thought this was interesting, a new study found that women with natural blonde hair had a a higher average iq score than brunettes and redheads. [ cheers ] so, for you natural blondes out there, a higher iq means you're smarter. [ laughte

you got captain america. [ cheers ] you have the hulk. [ cheers ] iron man. [ cheers ] thor. [ cheersincredible superpowers, but there's one guy on the avengers who sometimes gets overlooked. he's still great, but it's hard to compete with those other guys. so here now to shed light on his own strengths and abilities, to the tune of ed sheeran's "thinking out loud," is hawkeye. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ when you're on a team with the hulk and thor and we're all up there on the movie screen ♪ ♪ people believe that i'm not quite as tough will anyone even notice me ♪ ♪ listen i've got powers too and they're pretty sweet i promise i can do so much more than just archery ♪ ♪ i'm serious guys i got a collection of scarves and berets i play trombone in a band ♪ ♪ i once got to second base on my tinder date and my cat has got its own instagram ♪ ♪ i'll tell you now i kick ass at mario kart this year i played an extra in "paul blart" ♪ ♪ and i can open a pickle jar freakin' hawkeye baby i'm as super as they are ♪ ♪ and maybe i still haven't lost my virginity but when i bowl i will score at l

daddy is the hulk, don't forget that daddy is the hulk. >> i walked over, i said, "bella, what are you >> jimmy: she wants to be amy schumer. >> she basically wants to be amy schumer. >> jimmy: don't we all want to be amy schumer. >> i agree, yes. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i think we all want to be her. oh i think that's so cute. that's hilarious. oh my god. look at that. >> yeah, we had matching tuxes, yeah. >> jimmy: that's super awesome, buddy. >> thank you. >> jimmy: has she seen the new movie? she can see this one. >> she hasn't seen it yet, no. >> jimmy: "infinitely polar bear." it's a -- your character suffers from bipolar disorder. >> yeah. but that's just a little piece of it. he is actually a really great loving, fun, serious, interesting guy who happens to just have a little bipolar. [ applause ] >> jimmy: yeah, just a little bit. but also in this film, your wife has the opportunity to go to great school, and she's like, "i am going to leave, do you think you can take care of the kids?" you're like yeah, sure. >> with his mixed race daughters in the '70s on his own,

oh, the hulk "the incredible hulk"?yes. okay good, yeah. [ cheers and applause ♪ [ laughter ] the hulk is grumpy as well >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: this is tough. one second, here we go one second for this one. >> make sure you've seen this one. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, i didn't -- i didn't plan ahead. all right, here we go. santa's helper ♪ >> "elf. [ bell dinging ] >> jimmy: yes! [ cheers and applause dakota johnson right there the pro! her new movie, "the lost daughter," is in select theaters friday and streaming on netflix december 31st we'll be right back with bobby cannavale. come on back bye, bud love you [ cheers and applause ♪ the living room slash yoga shanti slash regional office slash... and this is the basement slash panic room. maybe what your family needs is a vacation home slash vacation home. find yours on the vrbo app. some people have joint pain, plus have high blood pressure. they may not be able to take just anything for pain. that's why doctors recommend tylenol®. it won't raise blood pressure the

their phones for five hours [ laughter and applause ♪ thank you, frankenstein, for looking like the hulk [ laughter and applause >> steve: wow. spectrum are you going to send that to frankenstein >> jimmy: i have no idea >> steve: you're thanking frankenstein for that? >> jimmy: i don't know who i'm thanking again >> steve: you're thanking frankenstein >> jimmy: am i thanking the hulk oh, wait, i'm thanking frankenstein >> steve: yeah, frankenstein, monster, yeah. >> jimmy: because he looks like the hulk after dealing with spectrum customer -- i don't know, man. >> steve: you got to put it in the mail, right? >> jimmy: hey, man, you've got to do it >> steve: yeah, come on, frank >> jimmy: come on, man come on, frank >> steve: franky >> jimmy: franky boy >> steve: come on, boy you've been dealing with spectrum customer service. are you going to send that one -- >> jimmy: what's that? [ laughter and applause >> steve: that other one, are you going to send it in? >> jimmy: the other one? yeah, maybe, i might send it in might not. i don't even know at this point. >> steve: just checking. >>

i don't like that, man. >> steve: lou ferrigno. >> jimmy: i'm mad again now. >> steve: don't hulk out. does he wear yoga pants or something? >> steve: how can they stretch? >> jimmy: it stretches up to a a point. but i guess his knees ripped the jeans off. >> steve: right. but maybe it goes so slowly it stretches the fabric. so, it still fits so he's not naked. >> jimmy: yeah, but why would his knees or calves or ankles have still have the jeans on them. what happened to his clothes? >> steve: maybe they become capri pants. they go up to about here. >> jimmy: like culottes. >> steve: yeah. culottes or jorts, whatever you want to call them in your neck of the woods. >> jimmy: the hulk wears jorts? >> steve: yeah. he wears jorts. >> jimmy: that makes a lot of sense. >> steve: they call him the julk. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, the avengers villain, ultron, for showing us what it'd look like if the terminator became a a telemarketer. [ laughter ] what seems to be the problem? >> steve: hello? hello? >> jimmy: oh the end of the world is here? oh, have you tried unplugging it? [ laughter ] ♪ th

hulk hogan is under a lot of fire after he suggested that the covid vaccine is to blame for the recents of some of our biggest celebrities as a result, hulk hogan has been named the heavyweight champion of facebook [ laughter ] yeah you're laughing now, but if trump's re-elected, he's the new dr. fauci. [ laughter ] there was a new episode of "the bachelor" last night you guys watch "the bachelor?" [ cheers and applause there was a pretty dramatic scene between two women, shanae and elizabeth. now the show can get pretty emotional. and i thought that we could help here's that moment re-voiced with the least emotional person we know, siri. this is, "let's get siri-ous." [ applause ] >> i thought you and i were on the same page yesterday. we were not on the same page yesterday. so, it this your adhd or is it me that you have a problem with >> i think this is really inappropriate, shanae. >> so, are you telling everyone in the house you have adhd >> you already brought it to the attention of the girls >> i didn't tell anyone you have adhd. i have adhd. >> you absolutely did tell >> i mean

meanwhile, biden's campaign is being visited by the undertaker. [ laughter ] yep, hulk hogan spoke atbetween hulk and trump there wasn't a drop of spray tan left in the building. [ laughter ] well, get this. according to a new survey, most americans were unfamiliar with j.d. vance before trump picked him as vice president. yeah, participants of the survey said, "i thought j.d. vance was the member of nsync with the goatee." [ laughter ] this man said, "i thought j.d. vance was the magician my wife and i saw in vegas last year." [ laughter ] this woman said, "i thought j.d. vance was the oldest sister on 'full house.'" [ laughter ] and finally, mike pence said, "whoever he is, may god have mercy on his soul." [ laughter and applause ] j.d. vance. well, switching gears, i read that nearly 7,000 pounds of hot dogs shipped to multiple states were recalled due to lack of inspection. i'd be more shocked that hot dogs are inspected. [ laughter ] did you guys see this? a dinosaur fossil just sold at auction for a record $45 million. a $45 million fossil, yeah. in related stories, nicolas cage

gawker's lawyers say they are appealing, which is more than you can say for the hulk hogan sex tape. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: hey! >> jimmy: and pope francis launched his instagram account on saturday, and his first post was a picture of himself with a a caption, "pray for me." [ light laughter ] yeah. two days on instagram and the pope is already writing vague [ laughter and applause ] "having a rough time, can't talk about it." [ laughter ] what's wrong, dude? >> steve: what's up, pope. >> jimmy: no, i don't want to talk about it, man. >> steve: oh, come on. please. >> jimmy: no, no, no. it's no big deal. just never mind. [ laughter ] sorry i brought it up. picture of a sunset. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: mood. [ light laughter ] >> steve: hey, i totally got an emoji. >> jimmy: did you see this? nasa astronaut jeff williams just left earth on a six-month mission that will allow him to surpass the record for most time in space set by scott kelly. the men said it's not a a competition, they both hate their families equally. [ laughter and applause ] i think i left my wallet

laughter and applause ] l >> jimmy: dish, bunch of crayons and an incredible hulk action doll. no one says action doll. [ light laughter ] could be a lie there. action doll. >> i'll be here -- >> jimmy: no one says action doll. >> i'll be here when you're ready. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: unbelievable. unbeliveable. vince vaughn, you lie! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right. you'regyood, you're good, vince vaughn. [ light laughter ] [ audience yells ] what number, what number you guys? >> that's incredibly heavy. oh, my goodness. that is incredibly heavy. i'll take that as a hint. >> jimmy: you just made the >> jimmy: you like to -- >> i love this. >> jimmy: yeah. this is fun. this is a fun thing. not that funny, didn't get a a big reaction from the audience. [ light laughter ] i'm just going to describe it to you. it's a ruler made out of celery sticks. [ light laughter ] [ laughter ] oh, don't get in there, man. cause you might not get out, you know what i'm saying? [ laughter ] >> you insult me. [ laughter ] [ audience ohs ] >> jimmy: you're right. it's a bi

. >> it's called the "hulk buster" armor. >> jimmy: the "hulk buster" armor. >> that sounds pretty butchy -- it's called veronica. i didn't know what that was. you go, "veronica, come down here." >> that's right. >> jimmy: which i don't think you improvised that. >> no, i didn't. i'm not just making up random names. >> jimmy: you're recreating the marvel universe. >> come on down, petunia. [ laughter ] what are you talking about? we gotta change. all right, i'll give you veronica, but that's it. >> jimmy: it comes down -- >> i know, i love that stuff. >> jimmy: it's so fun. it's what a fun movie. i would recommend seeing it in imax, because it's such a giant movie. and it kicks off -- it almost feels like a a james bond movie when it starts out. it starts out in the action. >> yeah, it's really good. i think it's the best one. >> jimmy: it's a great one. we have a clip. here's robert downey jr. in "avengers: age of ultron." take a look at this. >> you listen to me. that little witch is messing with your mind. you're stronger than her. you're smarter than her. you're bruce banner. [ roar