from nyc inside the doll ♪ ♪ he got nyc origami from the deli ♪ hey got origami nyc a deli got origamiy: i like how you got origami in there. origami. oh, i love it. hey, how are you! [ cheers and applause ] excuse me, guys. i want to get over on that side. nice to see you. going to cut across here. how you doing? i'm going to cut across here. nice to see you. yeah, if you don't mind. nice to see you. thank you. hey, how are you? nice to see you, looking good. [ cheers and applause ] sorry about that. hey, how you doing? i'm just trying to cross here. sorry about that. thank you very much. thank you for doing that -- oh, here we go -- [ cheers and applause ] this side! this is the side to be at right here. how you doing? >> yeah? oh, my god, okay! >> jimmy: sure, here we go. what is your name and what do you teach? >> my name is diane flug and i teach 7th grade science. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: diane flug. science. what school do you teach at? >> lower manhattan community middle school. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, there you go. lower manhattan community middle schoo

you tell me i'm exceptional i promise to exploit you ♪ ♪ give me all your money and i'll make some origamis scratched drifting ♪ ♪ i've become attached to the idea it's all a shifting dream bittersweet philosophy ♪ ♪ although i've no idea how i even got here ♪ ♪ i'm resentful i'm having an existential time crisis ♪ ♪ what bliss daylight savings won't fix this underworked and oversexed i must express my disinterest ♪ ♪ the rats are back inside my head what would freud've said ♪ ♪ put me on a pedestal i'll only disappoint you tell me i'm exceptional i promise to exploit you ♪ ♪ give me all your money and i'll make some origami honey ♪ ♪ i think you're a joke but i don't find you very funny ♪ ♪ i want to wash out my head with turpentine cyanide i dislike this internal diatribe ♪ ♪ when i try to catch your eye i hate seeing you crying in the kitchen ♪ ♪ i don't know why it makes me like this when you're not even mine to consider erroneous harmonious ♪ ♪ i'm hardly sanctimonious dirty clothes i suppose we all outgrow ourselves ♪ ♪ i'm a fake i'm a phony i'm awake i'm alone i'm homely i'm a scor

♪ ♪ oh i'm sorr sorry that you love me changed my mind up like it's origami ♪ ♪ kisses to my exes whocall me but i still keep their number and their necklac kisses to my exes ♪ ♪ happens every tim i don't mean mean to be col but that's how i get oh ♪ ♪ me and all my pride tryna burn down every damn bridge any time we can and again ♪ ♪ i'm a i'm a i'm a wil ride that never stop i'm a i'm a i'm a hard case they can't unlock ♪ ♪ and i and i swear i car a lot just not enoug let's just say it is wha it is and was what it was ♪ ♪ kisses to my exes who don't give a about m kisses kisses to the nex ones who think they can ♪ ♪ live without me we make up then we break up then they swear they'll ♪ ♪ never call me but i still keep their number and their necklac kisses to my exes ♪ ♪ oh i'm sorr sorry that you love me changed my mind up like it's origami ♪ ♪ oh i'm sorr sorry that you love me changed my mind up like it's ori ♪ ♪ say say i wanna go ther then i wanna leave make another promise that i can't keep ♪ ♪ i don't know what i wan but that's what you want if you're down well then don't blame

>> jimmy: i would say -- i could see you doing origami. welles. veterinary school. veterinary school. >> yes. >> jimmy: that's the lie. >> you've still got it. >> jimmy: that's the lie. that's the lie. >> i thought maybe you'd forgotten. that's the lie. >> jimmy: you can try it again if you want. if you really think of -- >> all right. let's try it again. [ cheers and applause ] let's say that i do a perfect imitation of miss piggy. >> jimmy: are you changing your style of storytelling? >> no, i'm not. i'm just trying to think of excellent ones. that when i was a child my baby-sitter was coretta scott king. [ laughter ] and that i paint pictures of pets for fund-raiser silent auctions. watercolor portraits. [ light laughter ] there are two truths and a lie in there. >> jimmy: two truths and a lie. okay, you can do a miss piggy impersonation. >> a perfect one. >> jimmy: your baby-sitter was -- >> coretta scott king before she was married to the reverend martin luther king. and the third, that i paint watercolor portraits of pets for fund-ra

pile sur un des bas cotes comme des origamis le bras tendu parait casse tout nest qu'epis et eclis ? ? ces enfants bizarres craches dehors comme par hasard cachant l'effort ? ? dans le griffoir et une creepy song en etendard qui fait ? ? i'm doing my face with magic marker i'm in my right place don't be a downer ? with magic marker i'm in my right place don't be a downer ? ? but i'm actually good can't help it if we're tilted i am actually good can't help it if we ? ? i am actually good can't help it if we're tilted i'm good yeah ? ? so good oooh i'm good yeah ? ? i am actually good can't help it if we're tilted ? ?? twist it twist it twist it ? ? twist it hey ? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: who are you? wow, that is so cool. wow, unbelievable. christine and the queens! her self-titled album's out now. we'll be right back! i loved it! [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to vin diesel, norman reedus, kevin hart, christine and the queens! [ cheers and applause ] and the roots, right there, from philadelphia, pennsylvania, ladies and gentlemen. [ chee

this is "toilet paper origami." there you go. delight your guests with fancy folds and simple surface embellishments. take a look at some gems. >> steve: i would fold my toilet paper. >> jimmy: look at this. this is a fandangle. [ laughter ] if you want to call them out while you're in there. "i love your fandangle, gary!" >> steve: a little help here! i'm out. >> jimmy: took me a few hours, but i got it figured out. or you can pull this out. this is the swanky hanky. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, spanky, yeah. we'll cut this out. we won't air that. >> steve: kids don't need to know that. >> jimmy: we won't never air that. >> steve: never. need some more toilet paper. >> jimmy: "like your swanky hanky." "thank you. took me four hours, i'd rather you not use it. took four hours of folding." [ laughter ] use a towel. [ laughter ] next up is an encyclopedia. >> steve: oh, i love an encyclopedia. >> jimmy: i lonc 24/6. >> jimmy: this one's called "the little encyclopedia of dishcloths." >> steve: oh! >> jimmy: perfect for anyone w

she was like making origami during the thing. >> steve: yeah. i thought she was gonna, you, like a swan. >> jimmy: i was gonna go, "stop it! do it somewhere else!" anyway, it's a good play. [ laughter ] go see it. >> steve: don't take any -- >> jimmy: my mom won't ruin it for you because she already did it >> jimmy: but, go see it. if you like "jersey boys" and you saw that ten times, and you want to get your fix. this is good. it's doo wop, it's fun stuff, but i did that last night. it was great. congrats to those guys. so go check it out. if you're in new york city. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: "altoid?" >> jimmy: "no." >> steve: their phone didn't ring, did it? >> jimmy: no, they both have pacemakers. [ laughter ] >> steve: what? >> jimmy: nightmare. >> steve: i'm not gonna ask. >> jimmy: nightmare. if i hear it vibrating, i just know that my dad's alive. >> steve: yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: when he laughs, he vibrates. [ laughter ] [ imitates vibrating ] oh, he's getting a really kick out of this one. >> steve: he loves that. he loves

de sortie pire qu'une simple moitie on compte a demi-demi ♪ ♪ pile sur un des bas cotes comme des origamisoir et une creepy song en etendard qui fait ♪ ♪ i'm doing my face with magic marker i'm in my right place don't be a downer ♪ ♪ i'm doing my face with magic marker i'm in my right place don't be a downer ♪ ♪ but i'm actually good can't help it if we're tilted i am actually good can't help it if we ♪ ♪ i am actually good can't help it if we're tilted i'm good yeah ♪ ♪ so good yeah oh i'm good oooh i'm good yeah ♪ ♪ i am actually good can't help it if we're tilted ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ twist it twist it twist it twist it ♪ ♪ twist it hey ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: who are you? wow, that is so cool. wow, unbelievable. christine and the queens! her self-titled album's out now. we'll be right back! i loved it! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ this is my park. i'm like the mayor here. i know every bench, every tree, every squirrel -- -hey, what's up, andy. -andy: hey! same with my banking. with my bank of america mobile banking app, i can see my accounts all in one place. i can easily manage them and if

de sortie pire qu'une simple moitie on compte a demi-demi ♪ ♪ pile sur un des bas cotes comme des origamisffoir et une creepy song en etendard qui fait ♪ ♪ i'm doing my face with magic marker i'm in my right place don't be a downer ♪ ♪ i'm doing my face with magic marker i'm in my right place don't be a downer ♪ ♪ but i'm actually good can't help it if we're tilted i am actually good can't help it if we ♪ ♪ i am actually good can't help it if we're tilted i'm good yeah ♪ ♪ so good yeah oh i'm good oooh i'm good yeah ♪ ♪ i am actually good can't help it if we're tilted ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ twist it twist it twist it twist it ♪ ♪ twist it hey ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: who are you? wow, that is so cool. wow, unbelievable. christine and the queens! her self-titled album's out now. we'll be right back! i loved it! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪this holiday season, my good friend gave to me♪ ♪7 powerball tickets ♪6 match 6 chances ♪5 cash 5s ♪4 cash 4 lifes ♪3 pick 3s ♪2 mega millions (joe) happy holidays, rita. (rita) thanks, joe! (man) what a great gift! (announcer) pennsylvania lottery tickets make

de sortie pire qu'une simple moitie on compte a demi-demi ♪ ♪ pile sur un des bas cotes comme des origamisng en etendard qui fait ♪ ♪ i'm doing my face with magic marker i'm in my right place don't be a downer ♪ ♪ i'm doing my face with magic marker i'm in my right place don't be a downer ♪ ♪ but i'm actually good can't help it if we're tilted i am actually good can't help it if we ♪ ♪ i am actually good can't help it if we're tilted i'm good yeah ♪ ♪ so good yeah oh i'm good oooh i'm good yeah ♪ ♪ i am actually good can't help it if we're tilted ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ twist it twist it twist it twist it ♪ ♪ twist it hey ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: who are you? wow, that is so cool. wow, unbelievable. christine and the queens! her self-titled album's out now. we'll be right back! i loved it! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ do you own a plane? do you own a bank? pat toomey owned both. but it's the fact that toomey owns a seat in the u.s. senate that should really concern us. while on the senate banking committee, pat toomey voted to rewrite rules to help bankers like him ...and he tried to eliminate pro

. >> jimmy: "that's my mother right now," and i go -- >> was she doing origami? what was she doing?ly inappropriate. [ light laughter ] but i did it anyway because i like to sing it. and i was like, "some day i'll get a job from this." and i did. i did get, like -- i sang it for "jersey boys" and i booked that. i sang it for "hairspray," i booked that. i sang it for the revival of "south pacific." didn't get that. [ laughter ] i sang it for "les misérable." didn't -- didn't get that one either. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: so what song is it? >> well, the song is a very sensible -- it's bruce springsteen, "born to run." >> jimmy: wait, that's what you used to audition? >> for every musical. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: for every musical? really? >> yes. because i just like singing it and i like doing it and i was like -- yeah. so i just sang it until someone finally gave me a job and then -- yeah. but it's my -- it's, like, one of my favorite songs. so i definitely, i was like, "i have to include this in this pbs hour." >> jimmy: i'd like that. >> so -- >> jimmy: i mean, i've never seen you sing

. >> origami. [ laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: hoda kotb. >> huh?god help me. [ laughter and applause ] ♪ i'm doing the best i can. do i take them off? >> jimmy: hoda kotb. >> oh, for [ bleep ] -- >> jimmy: sorry. hoda kotb i was trying to say. last one. we'll do the last one here. >> yeah. >> jimmy: okay, ready? you're awesome. that was good. [ laughter ] >> this is a gas. okay. you ready? wipe that smile off your face. >> jimmy: wimben smithersword. [ laughter ] ♪ >> no. wipe that smile off your face. >> jimmy: women's smelly overalls. [ laughter ] >> one more time. >> jimmy: here we go. >> was i talking that loud? wipe that smile off your face. >> jimmy: go slow. can you do it again slower? >> yeah, i can. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wait, wait, sorry. it's silent. >> it's silent? wait, don't say anything. uh-oh. the system's breaking down. >> jimmy: here we go. i'm back. i'm back. >> okay. ready? wipe that smile off your face. >> jimmy: my left wrist my right wrist. [ laughter and applause ] ♪ no. what was it? >> wipe that smile off your face. >> jim

okay, so this is the origami stroller. this is the tesla of strollers.your phone. it actually builds up a charge in it. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: even people that don't have kids want this. >> it's got four-wheel suspension. four-wheel suspension. >> jimmy: for if you're going to have some crazy times with your kids. >> it will tell you -- look, you put the baby in there. it will give you the temperature. it will give you the -- it will give you -- let's just strap the baby in. >> jimmy: off-road. yeah, no, the baby's totally fine. going right to sleep. >> no, no. >> jimmy: almost like he's floating on a cloud. and then, look. when you're done with it, just boom. just go right back. >> jimmy: no. [ siren ] baby's fine? >> baby's fine. she'll be good. >> jimmy: what if you don't charge the battery? you've got to stroll the baby around -- [ laughter ] we're going to go to the store, honey! we'll be back in an hour! >> that's exactly how it works. >> jimmy: how much is that? >> that is $849. >> jimmy: yeah, right. hey, thanks! our pal joshua topolsky. best with

i go, "what are you making, origami?" laughter ] breaking the paper. i don't -- no. excuse me. but she's -- >> it was very nice. she was great. >> jimmy: we'll be there opening night, at "the price," to go see danny devito. we'll be there opening night. you'll be hearing us. >> i'll be listening for the candy wrapper. come see you. check this out. i want to show everybody a clip of danny devito in "the comedian." take a look at this. >> we sent you an invitation. we heard nothing. >> i was in prison i told you. >> before that. >> he doesn't have to come if he's too busy. >> you don't have to come if it's too much trouble. >> it's not too much trouble. >> no, if it's too much trouble, don't come. >> i don't need the extra aggravation if it's going to be trouble for you. i don't want it to become a a thing. >> it's not a thing. >> well, if it's going to be a a thing don't bother. >> i don't think it's a thing. >> it's not a problem, it's not a thing. >> i would love to come. i'll be there. >> it's a week from sunday. >> a w

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entering the sacred dojo. [ laughter ] shall i toss my coat onto the bed, or fold it into a a decorative origamit here. ♪ thank you, pringles, for allowing me to munch on donald duck's severed beak. there ya guys have it right there. those are my thank you notes! we will be right back with helen hunt! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ithat's so interesting honeyf mybecause i'm going to share p. a photo of my eggo waffle when it pops up. l'eggo my eggo l'eggo my eggo (answering machine) hey! leave a message. hi, i know you're there, 'cause i can see you. i'm calling you to tell you to l'eggo my eggo! anncr: some things are too delicious to share. golden crispy, warm and fluffy eggo waffles. l'eggo my eggo. a box. it takes worn out things and makes 'em better. what's this? it's our biggest breakthrough yet! we're taking worn out batteries... ...and making them into something strong. energizer ecoadvanced. world's first long lasting battery made with 4% recycled batteries. introducing lunch every bloomin' day! hurry in for all your outback favorites. plus new aussie tacos, new savory ribeye melt and our d

didn't know it could do that i think -- i saw that and i think technically i could fold it into an origamia bit off the show also off the show, but it's online, called "corrections. >> "corrections," yeah >> jimmy: which is very -- i think it's a brilliant idea. did it start from some fan >> yeah. so, you know, via twitter and via youtube comments, especially during the pandemic, youtube comments were, you know, a hurtful and helpful way of finding out how the show was going. >> jimmy: that's correct >> and there was this thing i did by accident. i said "legos. and you're not supposed to say legos -- the plural of lego is lego so you want to teach your kids that, so that that way when they say to other kids "actually it's lego," those kids will know yours is an [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] and it will just save time for everybody. [ laughter ] no, but it's lego, or you can say lego bricks. so that -- >> jimmy: you can't say legos. >> so anyway, a lot -- but it turns out there's a lot of lego fans out there who were pretty upset about it and so over the course of three shows i kept trying to cor