[ laughter ] oh, pecan, that's interesting. >> yeah, pecan. >> jimmy: pecan la croix.ean the thought of a a pecan flavored soda, actually, i just spit up a a little bit in my mouth. [ laughter ] that's truly nauseating. >> jimmy: call someone at pepsi, they'll do it. [ laughter ] >> but actually the la croix, la croix, whatever you want to call them, they're very good. and one night some guy came on the set and he was going to his seat before the play began, and he tried to open up the box. the stage manager said, "hey, you know this is a set, you can't --" he's like, "oh, sorry. sorry." then after the play he went and grabbed a soda and put it in his jacket. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: just took one for the road. >> he took one, and i was like sir please can you -- he was like, "i'm sorry." >> jimmy: i paid enough money -- >> i saw them drinking. i'm going to get my drink. i'm going to get my drink on. >> jimmy: get my drink on. you have a show tonight. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and i was wondering how is he going to get to the theater in time? because you actually have a a

>> jimmy: pecan. >> pecan >> jimmy: pecan. >> pecan >> jimmy: pecan pie. >> pea-can pie if you're fromcan't smell that tinsel tree, that aluminum thing people put up. >> jimmy: i had a fake thing in my house for years my whole life, growing up, i had the same christmas tree. it was in the basement and every time we pulled it out, it was this musty smell and that is the smell of christmas for me >> that is so bad. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: stove top stuffing or homemade stuffing. >> homemade stuffing what [ cheers and applause stove top stuffing >> jimmy: really >> stove top stuffing -- the city dwellers who never had to cook at home or never had a real kitchen or never wanted to smell the food cooking all day? >> jimmy: yeah. >> see, you've got to have that smell all day you can't just have stove top quick, quick, quick. no >> jimmy: no it's got to go all the way all right. i like the homemade. window seat or aisle seat. >> on what [ laughter ] on a plane >> jimmy: yeah. >> oh, people get choices? [ laughter ] if i'm on a -- well, i like an aisle seat because i don't like crawling over pe

pecan, even though that rhymes but pecan kind of sounds snooty to me.es. the best or the worst >> best. >> jimmy: yeah, i agree with you, too >> a little crunch >> jimmy: yep. >> the -- the sort of sugar crystallizes, a little bit >> jimmy: yep, i agree >> it's nice >> jimmy: yeah, i agree. i love it, too take a look at this. is the mona lisa smiling >> slightly. it's the mona-lisa smile, of course it's a mona-lisa smile it's a type of smile >> jimmy: she's got secrets. >> she -- it's a -- it's a sly, secretive, catchy, but canary smile. >> jimmy: uh-huh i agree. >> that's what's going on. >> jimmy: next, is -- is cereal a soup >> what? >> jimmy: i mean, it's like a liquid in a bowl - >> i mean, some -- some of these were actual controversies. this one, no what -- what does that mean? >> jimmy: sorry. >> come on move on. next >> jimmy: i don't know how that got in there >> that's terrible >> jimmy: i agree. should you tell someone if there's food stuck in their teeth? >> yes unless it's somebody you don't like and then, you might just kind of let 'em su

>> i mean, pecans.a pecan pie >> pe-cahn pie >> can >> cahn. >> can look, we -- we can't do this anymore. >> we cahn't do this anymore >> why doesn't this plane just serve peanuts. >> peh-noots >> jimmy: oh, my god [ applause ] well, some business news today the barbecue grill company weber replaced their ceo, as they continue to struggle with a decline in sales. it's not an easy job 'cause the ceo was annoyed 'cause another guy was always standing right behind him telling him what to do [ light laughter ] it's like, "it's time to flip those numbers. yeah, apparently, people aren't excited to stand in front of a a grill when it's 150 degrees outside. [ laughter ] listen to this, due to rising food prices, burgers and pizzas are getting smaller. [ audience aws ] yep, a white castle burger is now the size of a postage stamp. [ laughter ] seriously, this is the pizza i ordered last night look at that thing [ laughter ] >> steve: oh, my god >> jimmy: i actually put the pizza on top of that little table. it

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though they were often swollen shut from handling pecan pies ? ? i'll never understand the reason why you passed away ? ? though it may have been the double decker p.b.j. ? ? i hope one day i'll see your face much clearer ? ? until then i'll just have to stare ? do do do do ? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that was very touching. that's a very touching tribute. >> steve: beautiful. >> jimmy: gregg almond, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for being here, gregg. we'll be right back with "thank you notes," everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ? ? ? ? one smart choice leads to the next. ? the new 2017 ford fusion is here. it's the beauty of a well-made choice. ?? ?? ?? ?? come seek the royal caribbean ?? [?diggy? by spe] ? ? we're good. okay... what if a million people download the new app? we're good. five million? good. we scale on demand. hybrid infrastructure, boom. ok. what if 30 million people download the app? we're not good. we're total heroes. scale on demand with the number one company in cloud infrastructure. ? [ cheers and appl

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ooh, and glazed pecans! whoa, i get to choose my own sauces?applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest recently aired the 2 2000th episode of his hit, sydacated, daily talk show entitled "dr. phil." please welcome dr. phil! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: dr. phil, welcome. >> how are you? >> jimmy: welcome to the show. thank you for coming on. >> i'm glad to be here, man. >> jimmy: oh, please. thank you -- >> that was fun doing that bit. >> jimmy: thank you for working out -- in real life, do you think they can resolve their issues? >> no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, absolutely. i've got to thank you for coming on. but also, i wanna thank you -- got me a very, very nice "tonight show" gift when i got -- >> when you launched, yeah. >> jimmy: a congratulatory gift. you sent me the world's biggest teddy bear. i've never seen a bigger one. >> a big bear. >> jimmy: my daughter winnie -- i want to say it's eight feet tall. >> yeah, it was huge. >> jimmy: i don't know what to do with it. [ laughter ] >> well, live in it. >> jimmy: i might move in it. mi

ooh, and glazed pecans! whoa, i get to choose my own sauces? around for that long. [ding] welcome to denny's. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back. i'm here with david duchovny right there, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] "californication," last season. he's a good man. now obviously, it's the nhl playoffs and -- >> obviously. >> jimmy: obviously. and so we're going to -- we're going to play a game of beer hockey. that's right. >> what is beer hockey? >> jimmy: it is the perfect combination of two of my favorite games. beer pong -- [ cheers ] -- and air hockey. [ cheers ] now the rules are simp --. i cut that down for you, so you understand. >> you're saving time. >> jimmy: saving time. the rules are simp --. >> any id -- could understand them. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: if the puck lands in your cup, you have to chug the beer. [ cheers ] now, first one to three wins. >> mm hm. >> jimmy: are you ready for this? >> or loses. yes. >> jimmy: yes. >> sir -- >> jimmy: hey, nice to see you, buddy. congrats on everything. >> are you ready? ♪

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