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please welcome our good pal, maya rudolph!jimmy: oh, my goodness. that's what i'm talking about. welcome back. >> ooh. >> jimmy: ooh. you know what i'm talking about -- [ cheers and applause ] come on. they love you right there. you feel the love! >> i feel the love. >> >> jimmy: you have to feel the love. welcome back. thank you so much for coming back on the show. >> oh, thanks for having me, jim. >> jimmy: i have a lot of things to talk to you about. >> yes, sir. >> jimmy: the presidential election is not too far away. >> i've heard of it. >> jimmy: yes. and you've done a great job as kamala harris. >> hi, bud. >> jimmy: how you doing', buddy? >> it's good to see you. >> jimmy: yeah, it was so great to see pearl backstage. >> i know. >> jimmy: she's gorgeous. >> kids just get older. >> jimmy: i mean, now, what is the deal with that? >> it's cool. >> jimmy: but she's awesome and so fun. >> isn't it beautiful? >> jimmy: yeah, it's the best. >> and it's also beautiful to see your friends with your children, because you see how

i -- i was just -- i was just talking to maya rudolph.was thinking, like, is there any politician that you think you'd be good at playing >> well, first of all, i need to start commissioning you because people come up to me on the street and think that that's a real movie. and they ask for updates about the tom brady biopic >> jimmy: it should be a a tom brady biopic there should be one. >> ask jimmy >> jimmy: i'm good at this i have an idea how about this >> yes >> jimmy: i think you should do jfk. >> i was going to say it would have to be a kennedy that would be the dream. >> jimmy: i -- i really believe that >> i love that american dynasty kind of thing that they got going on that's it. >> yes i think you could crush it >> that's it put it out there >> jimmy: we're going to put it out there. i'm telling you there is at least four kennedy movies in the works getting ready, right now. i know, for a fact >> yes. >> jmmy: so, matt bomer would be perfect to play, really, any of the kennedys. >> all right i'm in i'm in >> jimmy: i put it out

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rudolph seems an emmy nomination for playing harris the past season. if all works out for senator harris, rudolph could end up making a cameo appearance for the show years to come. >> she could have eight years in front of her. you never know. >> yes. the hairstyle is perfect. >> i believe last year kamala harris even tweeted maya rudolph saying, hey, i see you. i see what you're doing. >> all in good humor. >> that's going to do it for us here at 11:00. thanks for joining us. have a great day tomorrow. >> bye-bye. ♪ ♪ ♪ >> steve: from rockefeller center, in the heart of new york city, it's the "tonight show," starring jimmy fallon tonight, join jimmy and his guests - orlando bloom,cily strong, and featuring the legendary roots crew and now, here's your host, jimmy fallon ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: thank you very much. ah hey, everyone. thank you so much for tuning in welcome to the "tonight show," my name is jimmy fallon. hi let's get to the news and jokes. well, guys, after months of speculation, joe biden finally made the announcement we've all been waiting forb

this is you and maya rudolph. you're trying to throw her out of the party. >> she keeps sneaking in our party. >>is jimmy: she sneaks into the party. wearing a great leopard skin jumpsuit. >> jump suit, yeah. >> jimmy: and she's just awesome. here's a clip from "sisters," it's a big new comedy starting tina fey, amy poehler, and maya rudolph in theaters friday, check it out. >> oh, hell no. are you serious? because i'm straight up baffled. >> i'm sorry? >> i believe you called this party a sad and desperate event. >> well i just figured i would yo p in an say hello to everyone. i mean go, we're all adults, right? >> nice try. get your peanut butter out of my sister's chocolate. >> wow.st>> i respect your jumpsuit but not it's contents. hit it. >> well, this is luuudicrous. >> g-g-g-get out. >> fine, i have another function to attend anyway. besides, i flushed a tampon down your toilet. >> you're pads all the way, and everyone knows it. [ laughter and applause ] >> pads all the way. [ applause ] >> jimmy: baffled.

maya rudolph is just, come on. >> maya rudolph plays this girl brinda. >> jimmy: brinda is such a a paula name. such a, brinda. >> yeah, she's my nemesis from high school, but i can't even really remember why. i'm just like, no, i did not like her. she is not coming to our party. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and maya is like, maya acts with her whole body, like her hair is acting. she walks in, and she's like -- [ light laughter ] and paula writing for maya, like, paula would write these extra jokes on post- it notes for us. and she wrote one for maya that's in the movie where she wrote, like, this is l-y-o-o-d-i-k-r-u-s. in the movie, maya is like, this is ludicrous. [ laughter ] she knew what puala -- she wanted luuudicrous. >> jimmy: luuudicrous. she's unbelievably funny. i want to show everyone a clip of "sisters." this is you and maya rudolph. of the party. party. >> jimmy: she sneaks into the party. wearing a great leopard skin jumpsuit. >> jump suit, yeah. >> jimmy: and she's just awesome. here's a clip from "sisters," it's a big new comedy starting tina fey, amy poehler, and maya rudolph in

maya rudolph is hosting "saturday night live" this weekend!mpire weekend. you're hosting the show. >> i am. i know. >> jimmy: i love you, and thank you for coming by. >> oh, it's my pleasure. >> jimmy: dude, always walk in. i love this. maya rudolph, this saturday! [ cheers and applause ] check it out. we'll be right back with michael phelps, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: one, two, three. ♪ >> 1-0, baby. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: already, i don't like this. all right. just -- just -- thank you. [ cheers and applause ] oh no! with chewy, get flea meds delivered before the itching begins or after. but before is definitely better. good job. save 20% on your first pharmacy order and get it delivered right on time. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest is one of the greatest athletes in the world, and he's the most decorated olympian of all time. he's also an advocate for mental health awareness. everyone, please welcome, michael phelps. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: come on. th

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maya rudolph. [ cheers and applause ] yes. maya rudolph. >> jimmy: maya rudolph is in it? >> yes. >> jimmy: love her. >> miley cyrus. >> jimmy: miley cyrus is fantastic. >> george clooney. >> jimmy: cloonberg? >> i mean, it's really -- it's really -- star-studded. >> jimmy: star-studded, yeah. so you do that, and that's going to be fun. december 4th, netflix. everyone check that out for the holidays. >> yeah. >> jimmy: now let's talk about "angie tribeca." >> yes. >> jimmy: because we were time and i go, "oh, my god, i'm so excited." like, yeah, i'm working this secret project. it's super fun. steve carell is the -- >> steve carell and his wife nancy created it and it's basically like -- it's a spoof of procedurals. so it's, like, imagine "csi," but if it were "airplane!" or "naked gun." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm so excited about this. this is great. so, wait, but then, tbs is doing this thing. i've never heard of this now. >> yeah, it's a new thing. that's why. >> jimmy: 25-hour marathon of the brand new episodes. like, 'cause we can binge watch in a row? >> in a row. th

if she was running for president, the celebrity she would pick as her running mate would be maya rudolphis next one, since we're talking politics, can we do something that sounds like schoolhouse rock "i'm just a bill" or any of those? ♪ ♪ ♪ ashley's the name and fro brooklyn she cam just to play a little free style game ♪ ♪ in less than one week presidential electio is comin and if she could ♪ ♪ then she and maya rudolph would be running and what's the slogan they would say just get it done ♪ ♪ and today u up and away ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. hey! up, up and away. ashley, thank you so much for playing. thank you! let's do run more. here we go hello, my friend what is your name and where are you from >> i'm julio, and i'm from el paso, texas >> jimmy: hey, el paso el paso, texas >> way down south. way down south >> jimmy: yeah, i love it. i love it. i'm assuming you're a musician, 'cause you got that guitar behind you, and you got that great mic. >> yeah, musician, you know, bass, a little bit of drums. and i love the roots yeah, yeah, a little of everything >> jimmy:

. >> jimmy: go ahead [ beeping "rudolph the red-nosed reindeer." >> oh. you know what?ay so like, they're mean to him and then there's a foggy night okay, and i guess this is the first time this has ever happened [ laughter ]and he lights the way. and then they go, then all the reindeer loved him and they shouted out with glee, rudolph the red-nosed reindeer, you'll go down in history. first off, you don't just erase the abuse. [ laughter ] and secondly, you'll go down in history. that's a claim and fame and love, i hate to say it, but fame is not love they are very different things [ laughter ] and i've done a lot of work to get to that conclusion and i hope rudolph sees a therapist. [ laughter ] [ bell dings ] >> jimmy: that' unbelievable [ cheers and applause >> that was -- >> jimmy: never thought about that that is fantastic. >> i've never thought about it either [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's so good that's the whole point of the game >> okay. >> jimmy: let's give it another go over here >> okay. all right. [ beeping >> jimmy: mistletoe. >> mistletoe, if any decorat

prince song "sometimes it snows in april", we have a musical performance from d'angelo with maya rudolphhen lieberum, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: yeah! princess! >> jimmy: princess is the name of the group, yeah. it's going to be fantastic. guys, it's time to look at these stories making headlines today and weigh the good with the bad. it's time for "pros & cons." all right, let's do it. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ pros and cons and pros and cons and pros ♪ >> jimmy: tonight, we'll be taking a look at the pros and cons of the new season of "game of thrones." yeah, season six premiered over the weekend. do not worry, we're not giving away any spoilers. so let's take a look at the pros and cons of the new season of "game of thrones." pro -- it was the most gripping, suspenseful, terrifying thing to air on hbo this weekend. con -- unless you're jay-z. and then, you're like -- [ laughter ] >> steve: hey! oh. >> jimmy: pro -- hillary clinton's favorite character is khaleesi. con -- donald trump's favorite character is the wall. >> steve: really? [ applause ] >> jimmy: it's a gr

i saw that dmx just released a a cover of "rudolph the red-nosed reindeer." did you hear this? laughter ] this is unbelievable. finally, my christmas wish. this is what i wanted. dmx just released a cover of "rudolph the red-nosed reindeer." can we hear some? it's pretty fun. listen to it. ♪ you know dasher and dancer prancer and vixen comet and cupid and donner and blitzen ♪ ♪ but do you recall what's that the most famous reindeer of all come on ♪ ♪ rudolph the red-nosed reindeer ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: dmx! that's great. that's not the only thing dmx worked on for christmas. he actually did some work on a a new version of the classic cartoon, "frosty the snowman." check this out. >> look, the hat's back. let's see if it'll make frosty alive again. ♪ ♪ ♪ y'all gonna make me lose my mind up in here up in here ♪ ♪ y'all going to make me go all out up in here up in here ♪ [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i mean, that's what i'm talking about. >> steve: come on. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: a little business news here. i read that the founder of chipotle is stepping down as ceo.