i don't know. >> or conan. what if conan is the first one to retire? >> i think leno is. it seems like leno will take his cars, go off the air and just do his own thing. >> here's the thing. leno will go on the road. he works in vegas every weekend. he's on the road constantly. he spends not one dime of his television money. he only lives on his comedian money. because he's smart. how do you like that? >> what does he do with his television money? >> he stores it in the cars, i don't know. >> he's thinking of buying oprah. >> this was so much fun to see you guys. thank you. come again. >> be more sincere. >> i'm serious. if you're in new york city saturday, catch caroline rhea at the new york comedy festival performing in "afterbirth," the new york comedy festival. stories you won't read in a parenting magazine. it must be funny if it got afterbirth in it. >> andrea martin. dana gould. >>> i'm sorry, but it's time for your appointment. >> and what appointment would this be? >> your haircut appointment with mr. stephanie. >> come on, uncle jesse. let's play beauty parlor.

what kind of a blanket statement is that. >> i love him. >> you love him and conan.ou don't seem to love leno. >> apparently you had some sort of bitter -- >> you love letterman more than i've been in a married relationship forever. >> am i looking at any of them. >> i've been married forever. >> you have not married. >> i am not married but in a relationship. just as good as married. >> i agree. i'm in a relationship just like that, with steve. >> i'm in a relationship just like sitting here right now. >> anyway, i think letterman's numbers went up because people went to the sex scandal and stayed. >> people tune in after the sex scandal and found out he's still funny. he's been funny. no one had reason to check. they were lulled to sleep by jay len mow. something to co-at a i cannot have this. >> first of all, are your guests need to have our tns? like $1 already 4 br jay leno. >> who'll retire first? >> your name is on the tip of my tong tongue. >> two years ago, looks like younger than joy. >> she went like this. i'm 140. what do you think of caroline or fey or j

i don't know. >> what is conan is the first one to retire?> it seems like leno will take his cars, go on the road and do his own thing. >> leno works in vegas. he spends not one dime of his television money. lives on the comedian money. >> what does he do with the television money? >> he stores it in the cars, i don't know. >> he's thinking of buying oprah. >> this was so much fun to see you guys. come again. >> be more sincere. >> i'm serious. if you're in new york city saturday, catch caroline rhea at the new york comedy festival. stories you won't read in a parents magazine. >>> i'm sorry, but it's time for your appointment. >> what appointment would that be? >> your hair cut appointment with mister stephanie. >> uncle jesse doesn't want to play beauty parlor. >> yes, he does. >> know he doesn't. >> yes he does. >> no he doesn't. >> it's an old story by now. a big star as a child and a bigger mess as a young adult. my next guest knows that all too well. she went from a child star to being addicted to crystal meth. she chronicles it in her

i don't know. >> what is conan is the first one to retire? >> it seems like leno will take his cars, go on the road and do his own thing. >> he spends not one dime of his television money. lives on the comedian money. >> what does he do with the television money? >> stores nit the cars, i don't know. >> he's thinking of buying oprah. >> this was so much fun to see you guys. come again. >> be more sincere. >> i'm serious. if you're in new york city saturday, catch caroline rhea at the new york comedy festival. stories you won't read in a parents magazine. >>> i'm sorry, but it's time for your appointment. >> what appointment would that be? >> your hair cut apimt with mister stephanie. >> uncle jesse doesn't want to play beauty parlor. >> yes, he does. >> know he doesn't. >> yes he does. >> no he doesn't. >>> a big star as a chald, a bigger mess as a young adult. my next guest knows that all too well. she went from a child star to being addicted to crystal meth. she chronicles it in her new book, "unsweetined." you had your first drink at 14 ye

letterman or leno or conan? what if conan was the firgs one to retire. >> it seems that conan is going to go off the air and do his own thing. >> here's the thing. leno works on the road every weekend and is on the road constantly. he spent not only lives on his comedian money. >> what does doe with his television money? he stores it in the cars. doi noent. >> he's thinking of buying oprah. >> this is so much fun. >> it's funny. >> stories you won't read in a parenting magazine. it must be funny if it's got afterbirth in it. >> why do i need to pay? >> do it because you want to. >> that looks like a retirement movie. joining me is sir ian mckellen. what do i call you? >> ian, please. otherwise, i'll call you ms. behar. >> just joy. >> joy? >> yeah. because ben kingsley, he insists on sir ben kingsley. >> no i would prefer to not be separated out from everybody else. >> yeah, and let's talk about the trouble that we're having passing a gay marriage laws in this country because i know that you are a very articulat

for conan o'brien, the story was too good an opportunity to pass up. >> yesterday, the country of koes sovo unveiled a 20-foot-ta statue of president clinton. the former statue was so lifelike, it's been slapped plenty of times. >> clinton went to the unveiling, but he was not slapped. >> got the stands to himself. >>> let me show you what's happening now. we don't have any delays, which is really good, but we might see a couple pop up. that gusty north wind as you get to new england, you have a high pressure building in. when boston and new york, probably a half hour delay. if you don't get the delays, you'll definitely get the bumpy ride coming through. l.a.x., last hour had visibility of one-16th of a mile due to fog. delays due to that. >>> the san francisco oakland bay bridge is up and running again. it reopened yesterday nearly a week after 5,000 pounds of steel fell into traffic. transportation officials say vibrations in the steel rods caused the break. engineers say they may have to close the bridge again for a more permanent fix. no word yet on the cost of the repairs, though

according to conan o'brien, things seemed to go well there. >> this is a big deal, though. chinese president hu jintao had dinner with president obama and secretary of state hillary clinton. yeah. experts say that the relations between the two remain icy, but that obama and jintao get along great. so we're in good shape. >> last night conan welcomed rapper 50 cent to the tonight show. >>> you won't be allowed to declaw your cats in l.a. or beverly hills anymore. it is medically necessary. a vet association says declawing should be up to the cat's owners in consultation with their vets. san francisco and santa monica have also outlawed declawing cats. >>> it's considered very painful for the cats and it's like -- i've been told it's like removing the top of your finger down to your first little joint. >> when i adopted my second kitty, they made me promise not to declaw her as part of the adoption. they wouldn't -- >> she was a rescue kitty? >> yeah. >> she's tearing up my furniture, though. i don't mind. she's worth it. >> one of the biggest problems right now in the econom

straight out to my expert panel also joining me tonight bradford conan and dr. nicholas namias the doctor at university of miamiiacson memorial hospital who is treating young michael brewer. doctor, thank you so much for joining us. what is the very latest on michael's condition and what are the biggest risks to him now? >> thank you. >> every day, we have ups and downs and today, we were fortunate to have a nice little upside event. we were able to remove the breathing tube today. this isn't a cause for a celebration because we know that about 5% to 10% of the time we would have to put that tube back in for the first 24 hours. but for now, it is a nice little improvement. >> his head was so severely burned, he lost most of his hair and eyelashes. thankfully, his face and hands were spared. it's extremely difficult to recover from burn injuries. take a look at this. michael jackson, his scalp was burned in 1984. his injuries were much less severe than michael brewers, still, they were excruciating and led to jackson developing an addiction to painkillers. jackso

i think they made that deal with conan and then they just did it. that was a big mistake in a certain way to move it around like that. nobody is really doing well. >> yeah. you know, it's unfortunate, he hasn't gotten off to the start he wanted to get off to. it's affecting the news at 11:00 and "the tonight show" at 11:35. you know -- >> he said something about how he would take it back, the 11:30 slot. he would take it back. >> no, i don't believe it's too late, that's a good point that you're making. i think people in america have become accustomed to seeing jay at -- in "the tonight show" spot and conan was comfortable in new york. it's affected the whole -- it's thrown late night into flux. i'm happy to be at tbs where i have "meet the browns" as a lead-in and "the office." >> you're doing just fine over there. when we come back, i'll ask george lopez about the worst time he ever had on stage. don't go away. >> oh, my god! larry david, you are 37% native american. >>> a lot of my friends don't speak english, so they don't understand rodney dang

conan o'brien took leno's place, of course, as host of "the tonight show" after 17 years on the job.eno say o'brien is, quote, doig fine. >>> there's probably nothing more grueling than running a marathon. but imagine running it on crutches battling multipresidle diseases. that's what one woman did for more than a day to cross the finish line. >>> 47 minutes past the hour. the fbi is looking for whoever killed a nun inside her own home in new mexico. they say the sister never made it to mass sunday and a worried colleague found her. the fbi wouldn't say how she died. she lived at the church which is on a navajo reservation. her diocese says she would respond to this with a spirit of forgiveness towards whoever is responsible. >>> would you pay a tax on your text messages? well, people in viejo, california, will vote on that today. they will decide on expanding a utility tax to include text messages, private phone messages, pagers. the city filed for bankruptcy last year. dozens of california sites use similar measures to raise money. >>> the world series took another dramatic turn, a

right now t"the tonight show" hosted by conan o'brien is getting beaten by david letterman and leno's 10:00 p.m. show isn't doing so hot, but no changes are in the works yet. >>> welcome back to "showbiz tonight." i'm brooke anderson in hollywood. tonight, three very scary stalker stories involving three big stars. brand-new breaking details late today about "american idol" host ryan seacrest's alleged stalker. is ryan in danger? also breaking tonight, justin timberlake wins a temporary restraining order against a woman who trespassed on to the grounds of his home in los angeles. and brand-new questions tonight surrounding miley cyrus' safety. prosecutors say they didn't have enough evidence to charge miley's alleged stalker. joining me tonight in hollywood, kim serafin, a senior editor for "in touch weekly." kim, let's get right to it. i want to begin with this scary ryan seacrest stalker story. late today a guy named cheaty uhzoma was formally charged with stalking seacrest after slipping into the studios at "e!." back in september, the game was was arrested in orange county. kim, t

right now "the tonight show" hosted by conan o'brien is getting beaten by david letterman and leno's show is not doing so hot. no changes are in the works yet. welcome back to "showbiz tonight". i'm brooke anderson in hollywood. three very scary stalker stories involving big stars. brand-new breaking details about "american idol" host ryan seacrest's stalker. is ryan in danger? breaking tonight, justin timberlake wins a temporary restraining order against a woman who trespassed on to his grounds. about miley cyrus's safety, they didn't have enough evidence to charge her stalker. kimmer is pin is a senior editor for in touch weekly. i wanted to get with this scary ryan seacrest stalker. a guy was form amalie charged with stalking seacrest after slipping into the studios at e where ryan does his radio and shows. the same guy was arrested for attacking seacrest's security guard outside a hospital in orange county. this has to be incredibly scary for ryan. >> especially someone whose job it is to be out there. you can turn on the radio and you know exactly where he is. he's ate or at the

i think they made that deal with conan and then they just did it. that was a big mistake in a certain way to move it around like that. nobody is really doing well. >> yeah. you know, it's unfortunate, he hasn't gotten off to the start he wanted to get off to. it's affecting the news at 11:00 and "the tonight show" at 11:35. you know -- >> he said something about how he would take it back, the 11:30 slot. he would take it back. it's not too late to flip everything back again. >> i don't believe it's too late. that's a good point that you're making. making. i think people in america have become accustomed to seeing jay in the 11:00 spot. it's thrown late night into flux. i'm happy to be at tbs, i have "meet the browns" as a lead-in. >> you're doing just fine over there. >> stay there. when we come back, i'll ask george lopez about the worst time he ever had on stage. don't go away. >> oh, my god! harry david, you are 37% native-american. 53% european, 37% native-american. >> i'm a commanche? >>> okay! >> that is funny. you know, you're funny. you're a