lawrence. "science bob" pflugfelder. and music from jonathan tyler and the northern lights.ones. ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" and now, all hands on deck. here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: very nice, i appreciate it. i'm jimmy. as you probably guess, i'm the host of the show. thank you. hey, you know what? i did something today that i've never done before. i watched golf. have you ever done this? well, it's boring. there was no sex at all. all i've been hearing is sex, sex, sex. there was nothing. just a bunch of middle aged white guy and one guilty looking black guy walking around. i'll never watch it gefr. i really won't. of course, i'm joshing. tiger woods returned to golf today. president obama and russian president medvedev signed the necessary documents and just like that, relations have been normalized, kind of. tiger's wife, elin, was not with him at the masters today. she was busy flying to haiti with a live chicken and a lock of tiger's hair. the -- there was nothing to fear. the youaugusta national golf cl is one of the few golf clubs that doesn'

tomorrow night, martin lawrence, "science bob" pflugfelder, and music from jonathan tyler and the northernuillermo? he's gone? did guillermo -- did he get deported or something? is he gone? oh. let's just see where he usually stands. it's like he disappeared. all right, well, we'll move on. you know our first guest from "bottle rocket," "old school," "the royal tennenbaums," and other delightful films. starting friday, you can see him at his very whitest alongside chris rock, martin lawrence and tracy morgan in the new comedy "death at a funeral." please welcome luke wilson. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what's happening? >> thank you. how is it going? good to see you. js >> jimmy: i'm doing all right. you have the same look on my face i feel like when i walk out on a talk show. it's weird to have somebody yell your name and -- >> it goes from quiet to chaotic. >> jimmy: it's embarrassing. >> i'd like to do it a little cooler but i'm afraid i -- >> jimmy: have you ever tried to moonwalk? >> or maybe just drink. some kind of -- >> jimmy: push a bar cart out here. >> jimmy: how's everyth

next week on the show, luke wilson, martin lawrence, castoffs from "dancing with the stars," she and him will be here, jonathan and the northern lights and john lieden's band, public image limited, p.i. lipd. so, put that in your day planner and smoke it. our first guest tonight is a very fine young actress who received an oscar nomination for her first starring role in a feature film. her latest opens in select cities tomorrow, "the greatest." please say hello to carey mulligan. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you for coming. great to have you here. >> thank you for having me. >> jimmy: i ran into you at a restaurant the other night. and the first thing i noticed is that you're not an american. >> i'm not. >> jimmy: born in london, right? and raised in germany? >> from 3 to 7. >> jimmy: why did your family move around? >> my dad was a hotel manager. >> jimmy: did you live in the hotels? yeah. >> jimmy: oh, wow. that's all right. is that fun as a kid? >> yeah, it is. it's -- you know, we -- we were sort of part of the maid system. we were, you know, those trolleys, the laundry bins. >> jimmy: you trave