adam lambert released a new cd today.'m kidding around, of course. i'm making fun of those crazy religious groups a couple of years ago decided that gays have something to do with hurricanes, which is ridiculous. everyone knows the jews control the weather. so -- i'm from wisconsin, originally. the big w.i., yeah, it's a little like the wii, just less fit. and i moved to boston about six years ago and i forget how cheap drinking is in wisconsin. in my hometown, lacrosse, wisconsin, you can go, any night of the week, you can find at least one bar will have a special, $5, all you can drink. yeah. [ applause ] it's -- it's going to be illegal soon. but it's pretty crazy. you can ruin your life without having to break the bank. it's a really good deal. you can die for $5. that's incredible. you can't do that out in boston. i got pulled over in boston recently, had to take a breathalyzer. i passed, but at the same time, i was like, what the hell. i spent $60 tonight. i better be drunk driving. i've been in a much better mood l