." >>> i'm george lopez and i'm sitting in for larry king tonight.on, joining us, bruce jenner, kris jenner, kim kardashian and kourtney kardashian. they star on season five of "keeping up with the kardashians" which premieres on "e" this sunday, august 22nd, at 10:00 p.m. let's tall take a look. >> this season on "keeping up with the kardashians" -- >> indianapolis, we love you! >> oh, my gosh! >> you have a better looking vagina than i thought. skbl >> what? >> do you get any extra tickets for playoff games? >> do you guys like dogs over meat. >> so i can teach you to swim? >> yeah. >> it's just funny to see a point guard who can't swim. >> you are the only single one. >> yeah. >> okay. ♪ don't worry about the future >> this is kim's new bodyguard. >> someone wanted to get with you. >> he plays football. >> i don't want to date another football player. >> who cares? >> miles austin. >> it was the best kiss ever, you guys. >> are you still with scott? >> what about your sense of working on the relationship? >> i need to be cautious. i don't want to

derek is shooting on the proverbial shoe string budget but so did stephen spielberg and george lopezearly days. to appreciate his accomplish the, you have to know what happened to him july 16th, 2006. he remembers being in a cafi in north beach with some friends talking about movies, of course. he left alone to walk home. according to witnesses, four men grabbed him off the streets, threw him in the back of a van and began beating him. then, while the van was moving, they threw him out in the streets. he landed on his head next to those cable car tracks. the four men were never found. derek was in the hospital in the coma with his brain swelling rapidly. it was not clear whether he would survive. they needd to remove a portion of his skull to let his brain swell without further damage to his brain and, so, you cope the best you can. i don't know how else to put it. >> reporter: it's been a matter of coping ever since for derek and his parents as he slowly and painfully worked his way back to health. fortunately, his intelligence was not affected but the neurological damage was severe

derek is shooting on the proverbial shoe string budget but so did stephen spielberg and george lopez in their early days. to appreciate his accomplish the, you have to know what happened to him july 16th, 2006. he remembers being in a cafi in north beach with some friends talking about movies, of course. he left alone to walk home. according to witnesses, four men grabbed him off the streets, threw him in the back of a van and began beating him. then, while the van was moving, they threw him out in the streets. he landed on his head next to those cable car tracks. the four men were never found. derek was in the hospital in the coma with his brain swelling rapidly. it was not clear whether he would survive. they needd to remove a portion of his skull to let his brain swell without further damage to his brain and, so, you cope the best you can. i don't know how else to put it. >> reporter: it's been a matter of coping ever since for derek and his parents as he slowly and painfully worked his way back to health. fortunately, his intelligence was not affected but the neurological damage

hit panic comments, george lopez kids hispanics all the time. gay comics kid the gay situation.okay. but not okay when the non-n-person uses it. >> jimmy: the non-n-person? is it -- is it non-n-person a w person or -- h person? you know what? these kids and their emoti-cons. very big news from the world of publishing. the kardashian sisters are working on an auto biography. it's set for release around thanksgiving, to give us something to be thankful for. the book will include facts about their lives and they say words of wisdom from their late far, robert ckardashian. he would say things like, "hey, put on some underpants." "people" got a sneak peek at the book cover, and i imagine that this is what it will look like if a unicorn got drunk on cosmos and vom milted on a book. it's easy on the eyes. there's a new reality show on spike tv called "scrappers." follows scrap metal guys in brooklyn. they have the best scrap metal in brooklyn. last night, frank, who owns one of the businesses, gave his employee darren a test to see if darren has the leadership skills frank needs to exp

i thought i was george lopez for a second. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i remember i played tiger woods inbeat tiger woods. >> yes, you did. i saw that on television. >> jimmy: i was telling him, "dude, you use the back swing." he said, "hey, you play your game and i'll play my game." [ laughter ] why am i telling tiger woods how to play golf? >> well, that might be something good to do right now. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he does need help. is he gonna figure it out? >> i think what happened is there's a lot on his mind. you can't play golf with a lot of stuff on your mind. but what happened was while he was gone and while all the trouble started, all the other guys got a lot of confidence. you know, tiger used to show up and everybody figured out who would start figuring out who was gonna be second. now everybody's like, "he can be beat." so, he's in that place where all the other guys were. so, he has to figure out how to get back to that dominant place he had in the school yard. you know, everybody was scared when he walked on the yard. everybody kind of went, "oh, man. what's going to ha

hispanics, george lopez kids hispanics all the time. gay comics kid the gay situation, it is okay. not okay when the non-"n" person uses it. >> i was trying to make a point to help her about what i felt. because that -- about her hypersensitivity. and in general in america our hypersensitivity about race instead of us feeling more like, e. pluribus unum, and i made it poorly. i upset some people, offended some people. i hurt some people. and within 15 minutes, which is what i had to finish the hour, i took myself off my show for the rest of the day because i was so upset because i realized i had blown it. i didn't help her, you know, by making that point. and, you know, that -- about 8:00 that night, i had sent an apology that i was going to do in the morning on my show to laradio.com. so, it wasn't until 48 hours later that there was a media brouhaha about it and i had already policed myself and apologized. and said i was sorry. >> larry: do you realize it is okay if blacks want to kid blacks or make fun of themselves but it's not okay for this lady, a white person, a white person

george, a former drug addict, wonders why she would admit that publically. quoting his mom's reaction, who said, "she's reached the stage where she feels untouchable. you all get there." >>> elsewhere, "people" reports jennifer lopez is out as a judge at "american idol," because according to a source, "her demands got out of hand." >>> paris hilton is being sued for $35 million by a hair extension company, which claims they paid her millions only to see her wearing competing hair extension products. >>> finally, "forbes" reports leonardo dicaprio has earned $50 million from "inception" because of his contract. well, he took less pay up front in exchange for first-dollar gross points. that would be money from box office proceeds before the studio makes back the production costs. but we are on there in los angeles. we don't need to explain that to them. they get. >> i'm fascinated by the hair extension war. i had no idea. >> i know. i mean, gasp. would you ever where a competitor's -- >> how many hair extension companies are there? >> i don't, bill. i don't wear hair extensions. >> maybe tomorrow we'll get you some nice, long locks. >>> well, this comes to us from wvit nbc 30 in hartford, connecticut, where it was b